So tell me, what alien race does /x/ believe 3I/ATLAS hails from?

>>40852224 (OP)
the ones with the Epstein files

>>40852224 (OP)
it's a rock that was sent back in time to warn us of the wendigo

>>40852224 (OP)

>>40852224 (OP)
They come from the planet Your Mom which orbits around the star Beta Virgin (ie. you)

>>40852224 (OP)
>what alien race does /x/ believe 3I/ATLAS hails from?
Rock people, because it's most likely a rock.

However there are some interesting facts about it, for one there is the approach it is taking and how that coincidentally would be an intelligent path for a ship to take.

The other is the lack of spin. Either the entire rock is spinning like a drill and orientated so that it is pointed towards us, it is a sphere, or it is not spinning.

That's kinda interesting.

>>40852224 (OP)
Here's a guess:
>Proxima Centauri
Closest star to earth and has an earth like planet in the habitable zone: Proxima b.
If 3i Atlas is a ship disguised as a comet then it would have had to leave Centauri around 1955.
Proxima b would have been able to observe us up to 1950 before leaving. We did send some broadcasts out before then which could have reached them.
The earth's atmosphere would already have shown many signs of our civilization and would have been detectable by Centaurians for a long time.
The acceleration required to reach us is within the reach of theoretical fusion drives.
I'm also assuming the real ship is much smaller and is creating a fake outgassing to appear like a comet.

So, maybe there's a civilization on Proxima b who watched Hitler's speeches and the Lone Ranger and decided to come ask for signatures.

Note that this is literally the situation from the 3-body sci-fi book series, since the Trisolarans are from the Centauri system.

A real astronomer could chime in about the trajectory though, I have no idea if it really lines up. Fuck doing that math lmao

>>40852224 (OP)
>what alien race
>one of the many current distractions
It's probably going to be a nothing burger or a bigger nothing burger that goes by the name
"Project Bluebeam".

>>40855158
It just so happens that when the JWST tried to look at the Centauri system in July 2023 there was a "technical error" and they didn't get any usable data.
Nothing about Proxima at all, in 2024 they only looked at Centauri A a couple times.

Theoretically if a ship left Proxima b, say a little after the date that they could have detected the Trinity test, that would be a realistic timeline for fusion drive based propulsion.
In 2023 JWST could have caught a look at the infrared trail left by such a burn. Then the military would have censored it according to known protocols (national security, prevent panic).

This is literally the premise of 3-Body. Which is a book by a Chinese author. Tinfoil: the Chinese uncovered the cover up and did disclosure of their own through 3-body. The U.S. began disclosure a year after his books were translated.
Coincidence?

Some of the smartest scientists and astronomers in the world working on JWST built it so that it can't easily take pictures of the Centauri system without shitting the bed?

>>40854363
Beit Hanan? What kind of lousy Sci-fi Capeshit name for a planet is that?
>is real
Fuck off Wikipedo-a, that shit aint real.

>>40852224 (OP)
I’m gonna feel awful silly when I get abdooocted

>>40852224 (OP)
stroggs ;)

>>40855832
>the aliens are going to kill liars when they arrive
Could be based, depending on the threshold they select for mercy

>>40852224 (OP)
I find it crazy that supposedly we’ll have “clearer” pictures tomorrow, it arrives near our planet in a mere two months and supposedly it comes from a “near-by” exo planet… and all we get is crickets.
Obviously I have to take this with a grain of salt but if this is a happening it could potentially be bigger than COVID and Epstein combined.
Inb4 it’s a distraction

>>40852224 (OP)
Space Vikings, it's a generation ship, they're going to restore order in Europe, in classic Viking style, they will impose worship of the elder Gods ad their Norse pantheon.

>>40856730
Some fuckin timeline huh? I have a nice box to hide in, better get yourself one, anon.

>>40855400
A blueburger

>>40852224 (OP)
doesn't look like a long, hot trail of icy shit to me

>>40857150
Bluebuns with a void of nothing inbetween.

>>40855832
BLC1 might be another piece of evidence for this.

That said, this is assuming they decided to try obscuring their origins by maneuvering to appear like a comet arriving from the galactic center.

They are our closest neighbors, and we are their closest neighbors. Their star is also a few billion years older and was stable earlier.

>>40856730
You're not alone in paying attention to this anon.
Let's hope if it is NHI that they wipe the planet of the retards and NPCs so the only people left are like you and me.

>>40856730
If this was a real happening do you really think they'd tell us?