>>40899079
They’re keyboard collectors, all of them. Also they're huge.
First you think: “kawaii nyanko-chan” but no, this isn’t some long lived bakeneko. They’re too smug for you. This is a full blown nekomata or some euro equivalent.
You think: “GREAT! Snu snu.Maybe she can carry me and my stuff!”
No.
No first she is lazy. She is also loud, which would be fine, but that extends to the video games where she is OBNOXIOUS in being competitive and just plain LOUD. You think “fine, IF I can get some sleep she will cuddle with me and also match my sleep patterns”. No, haha no no no no. You wake up in bed and suddenly all 20 keyboards are crammed under you. Around you. Between you. Maybe there’s even key switches INSIDE of you.
Then comes cooking. Look, I’m as fond of the chimkem tax or crunchy things as your next obligate omnivore, but because she is a CAT she can make stupid cat jokes. She got one taste of my cooking and forevermore it was called “wet food”. “I WANT WET FOOD!” and then when we got someone else in the apartment it turned into “WE WANT WET FOOD!”. If you think any part of this post is LARP or hyperbole go right ahead and think that but this, THIS is 100 percent true. It’s like domesticating a full blown mountain lion, because this is the hengekemonibito version of that.
All the foibles of a house cat, with the power of speech, and over six feet of sheer monstrosity. This CREATURE. And the THINGS she would say in Asian game lobbies about Nanking made everyone in Sanseito look like Mr. Rogers!
I can’t imagine the fun-sized cat people are much better. They probably have more stealth, not that the giant didn’t have stealth. Because she did. Imagine the surprise attack of a playful house cat but huge.
I kind of miss her. Not that I should. Ok I miss her a lot. But no more!
The dubs have spoken.
