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Anonymous No.40933906 >>40934597 >>40938419 >>40939761 >>40947443
Greentexts thread?
Haven't seen any of these in a while.
Are there any good ones? To be clear, are there any real experiences? I apologize for not having any myself
This is what I've always come to this board for, not just to be scared, but for the stories
Anonymous No.40934165 >>40934249 >>40934586 >>40965761
Ever since people started monetizing green texts, most go to reddit now to greentext. At least that's what it seems to me.
Anonymous No.40934249 >>40934305
>>40934165
Monetizing them?
Anonymous No.40934305 >>40934583 >>40934593
>>40934249
first thing that came to my mind. yeah it's probably that tetsuya guy or a worse faggot that uses an AI voice.
Anonymous No.40934583
>>40934305
rent free. blame the new guy for everything and not the tts shitters who made thousands before he even read one
Anonymous No.40934586
>>40934165
I have never seen a single greentext on reddit
Anonymous No.40934593 >>40935898 >>40936067
>>40934305
Why would it be his fault and not the TTS shitters who made thousands of dollars for years before he even started reading greentexts?
Anonymous No.40934597 >>40935898 >>40966833
>>40933906 (OP)
Greentext threads died because no one wants to put in any effort anymore. They just want to repost the same boring screencaps and circlejerk about the glory days. I've tried posting OC I've written myself to start threads and get accused of being AI or a faggot youtuber everytime and so I just stopped.
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>>40934597
>>40934593
There is no hope here?
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>>40934593
This, don't blame OP
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>>40936406
half interesting, half not...
Anonymous No.40936705 >>40937301
>>40936406
wow yet another 20 year old screencap. not only that, it's a terrible trollpasta. this is precisely why the board is dying. this gets posted in every thread for the last 20 years and it never gets any funnier
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>>40936705
have you been here for 20 years? it's only been fuck,.. 9 for me now
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>>40933906 (OP)
>Be me
>Early 20's
>Walking home at nigh under a drizzle after a party
>Tired AF, but must keep walking
>A white suv slows down, recognize the logo from the regional medical university
>Must be workers, approach
>Just one nerdy guy, maybe student, smiling, asks me if I need a ride to town, as he's delivering some anatomy models there
>Smile and agreed, proceed to open the back door
>A skeleton pops out
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>>40938696
chilling.
Anonymous No.40938981 >>40938983 >>40953608 >>40955023
You want a story ok. Heres my paste. Dont respond thanks.
This is the most normie ass shit but its true af.
Live in a woodlands and hillzone Off beat highway between towns. Dirt Road, hasn't been official even for 10 years. Inbound Doppleganger Story. Somehow have internets now, actually exist here amid other hicks and trash. We mind our own business, everyone is crazy, everyone thinks they are better than everyone else. Try to get out of this place, never really could, always come back, everytime, its practically the same. (Neighbors don't bother me if I don't bother them) We are weird fucks leaving each other alone in their houses, but we all know who we are.

Before we just had satellite tv/net if lucky with the shittiest reception and cellphone/radio that would never catch signal. The land feels like it resonates weird shit and probably because waterlines carry minerals. IDFK mmk, people say they see all kinds of shit here, some of it is likely tru, here is the least expected type of shit. Gangstalker ass shit.

There are trucks and cars that park on our single access road for no fucking reason. Years and years of this. I know they dont know any of us. Parking outside our homes, day or nite. No confrontations.
I am just trying to play internet games and just ignore this shit. (But it gets persistent when I ignore them). They are slightly different, they are always distantly watching, like the government census needed to secretly count heads or some shit. These trucks and cars -don't belong here-.

One day, go up to one, just assume they are fucking doing shit and not playing dumb. They know what they do, they already know all about me desu, so why play dumb. I give them a glance, somehow I know they were prepared for this. I finally man the fuck up and give them a proverbial poke. Walk my ass up mcdonalds sized ass driveway, fuck around and find out mode. --(i know its sussy but im a sussy baka) --(also yfw u say this)
Anonymous No.40938983 >>40938985 >>40955023
>>40938981
Damn I hate the vibes I get posting this. Btw
I ask "Has it been that long?" Guy nods and says yeah. Starts to leave. Guy looks like a fucking doppleganger of someone I know. Start having thoughts about weird ass time paradoxes where the people I KNOW aren't the same, but somehow a paradigm shift has caused them to just -look in- like I am just someone they used to know. I could barely think my way around the heat that is pouring around his truck like a magnet, I just walk away (ignoring the intensity of this, saving face). It was debilitatingly odd af, guy was operating some frequency on his radio and checking his phone constantly, like he was lost or "putting on a disguise". Acting as incognito and inconspicuous as possible but its OBVIOUS AF its so retarded. Like a real life captcha for clown cars. (is this also some solar clown plexus shit? I am seriously asking)

Look dood, they didn't explain SHIT. MFW I can usually guess who they are impersonating, and see that they are just straight up imposters. What the fuck is this? (its like a genetically-universal-belch of a person in the car, always)
Like I said its gone on for years. Is this how the universe fucking works? They -don't know me- but they think they do. They are dopplegangers they live in cars and trucks. They remind me of GOOBACKS from Southpark, not even kidding.
I just filtered it out because I don't really want to confront them anymore. I don't like thinking about it. It still happens but I don't live there anymore. It continues like its normal (its not normal, they are docking on a dirt road from outta nowhere, stealing psychic energies from the land like alien-skin-suits and leaving in their disguised ass interdimensional vehicles.) Proof?
Anonymous No.40938985 >>40938991 >>40955023
>>40938983
Finally move out, on an unrelated note. Some mason ass 33rd rank weirdo moves in one of the lots. Used to it, weird shit comes with the territory.
Or may be I am just a schizo--so pretty sure they are proxy hunters or some shit that literally think I am the chosen one. I know they know I know, and they dont like it. Pretty sure some of them followed me too, but still no real harm done, and that rules out so many coincidental shit like they are just normies just from some remote worksite.
Anonymous No.40938991 >>40955023
>>40938985
Anyways heres where the lines go cold. Fall asleep one night, absolutely pushed to the limit and exhausted, IMMEDIATELY, car lights shining on my house. Its a fucking doppleganger of course. It just drives away. IT NEVER DROVE TO MY HOUSE, it portaled into my driveway and pretended to normally be driving away, Mfw when I watch it reverse out and leave, its headlights fixated on me. Can someone fucking tell me what is happening? They didn't harm me. I just don't know what they really want...my best guess is vampire energy. (Waiting to prey on the sleeping psychically type shit) ---look dood, I waited for the shit and pretty much got all the proof I need. They -are- vampiric in some extent. Either that or that are some devil-spawn taking place in the form of Future-Past Gateway Trucker CB Freq-Jacker Abduction Shit.
Anonymous No.40939761 >>40939773 >>40943538
>>40933906 (OP)

1/2
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>>40939761
2/2
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>>40939773
was it really a test?
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>>40940205
Mario, NO!
Anonymous No.40943463 >>40943479 >>40966850
I’ll have to post some here tomorrow once I remember and am not lazy, got a huge ass collection of greentext to share but I’ll post an oc of mine that happened to me when I was a kid.
I live in a fairly rural area with tons of woods and forests, a special fact is that an old ww2 munitions factory is tucked away in some local woods now owned by the school. My dad took me there one time when I was around 12 or 13 as a fun trip, we spend an hour or two looking around. The buildings there are really neat, but we didn’t really get to explore much, the first was a huge flat field of concrete with pillars everywhere, was pretty surreal walking there. In the middle of the pillars was one that completely collapsed as if something broke it, which is weird because they were huge with concrete and rebar making up the composition, and the pillars were too tightly packed for any sort of construction machine to enter. Weird enough but we continue and I eventually get to the old smoke stacks, nothing really weird about them. But once I’m finally some and ready for my dad to take me back, I see something about 50 feet away in some bushes. It looked like a disembodied head floating through the air before disappearing behind some bushes, leaving me just standing there shit scared and causing me to ask my dad to take me home. Did some research a year back on some urbex sites and people reportedly have an off or uneasy feeling when they explored, so maybe there’s more to my story than just a hallucination I rationalized it to.
Anonymous No.40943479 >>40943485
https://vocaroo.com/1c53k898DHXV I’ll quickly post two greentext from my collection before I go sleep, this one has an added audio link
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Anonymous No.40943485 >>40944032 >>40945831
>>40943479
Second. goodnight and I’ll maybe post more tomorrow
Anonymous No.40943538
>>40939761
this sounds familiar. i know some people have shared dreams but this seems like one of those program ops on kids.
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>>40943485
Looking forware to it!
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>>40944402
Holy fuck
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>>40943485
i'm back, will post some of my collection
https://voca.ro/13QtZg1ZrqaD
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first batch done, will post more later
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>>40945883
I wonder who it was.
NoBoDy !NoBoDyvcdE No.40946467
>making out with my honey
>the phone rings
>get into a long convoluted conversation
>it goes on for eternities
>the voice finally stifles 'what are you doing with my daughter?' and hangs up
>tell the girl what he said
>she says her dad is dead
>then who was phone?
Anonymous No.40946807
keep grentext thread alive forever k thanks
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uploading some more, forgot to say
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Anonymous No.40946977 >>40965747
ill post more again later
Anonymous No.40947322
>>40946971
Not be a redditor but I live in Tucson and saddlebrooke didn't exist in 1982

good story though. i'm gonna choose to believe eddie just pointed to catalina on a map and OP wrote down the wrong thing.
Anonymous No.40947443 >>40947496
>>40933906 (OP)
sure Ill humor ya anon
>>be me dorky 9 year old, folks go out to eat and a movie. Finally got the house to myself. Im all excited with a good collection of movies and games ready to go.
>>its a real dark night nice n cloudy, no stars. I opt for good old fashioned ringu since we still had a few days on the rental. was raised by weebs and horror junkies so Im excited for a good spook.
>>A good half hour into the movie I hear shouting out back in the black Cemetery. I decide to pause it and take a peak through the curtains, its a bunch of black guys in some good cars over there. figure it's the local drug dealer and his rude customers. since Landlord had recentlt evicted him and told em they come into the complex he calls the cops and wakes up the one living there.
>>shit he went to the movies with my mom.
opt instead of calling the cops to just make sure that kitchen door is locked and put a chair against it for good measure.
>>turn off the light and put back on the movie. all seemed going well, no gunshots, I hear the cars drive off 20 minutes later.
>>figure coast is clear and keep enjoying my horror movie. finally get to the end and am genuinely spooked so turn on some lights and eat some cold pizza from the night before. all seems well.
>> half way through my 2nd slice someone starts banging on one of the doors, I check the front door and nothing. assume it was one of my neighbors doing a late night prank since they know my mom and the landlord are still out. a bit spooked but finish my food.
>>as Im washing the plate off I hear someone try the door handle. I jolt and drop the plate in the water.
assume its my best friend messing with me, so I laugh over it and tell them that they got me. and to go home before we are both in trouble.
>>no answer the handle keeps jiggling, Im getting a bit worried so like a dumbass I peak through the blinds and see a brickhouse of a blackman. he noticed and mean mugs little kid me.
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Anonymous No.40947496 >>40948743
>>40947443
>>so I jump back scared shitless, scream like a bitch. the man shouts LET ME IN! and keeps slamming into the door
>>reasonably Im freaking out. I tell him Ill call the cops. He threatens me saying: They wont be here in time let me in or else kid!
>>I tell him Ive got a gun and I know how to use it as loud as I can, which wasnt a lie. of course the man thinks, which I am. but my folks did leave a magazine out, so I proceed to try flashing at him from u der the blinds.
>>the giant man still keeps slamming the door. I grab the phone and call my folks up. as Im doing this I see a light on other side of door followed by the huge man cussing before running off. followed by the light source giving chase and what sounds like several people that are very heavy.
>>my mom finally answers. I tell her that some werdo tried to break down the kitchen door and just ran off, she tells me to go hide in my closet tipl they get there and not to answer the front door for anybody.
>>half hour later my mom, my neighbor, the landlord and the residing cop are in our yard. they ask me the usual questions. cop said I was smart for barring the door. but I should of called much sooner when I saw people acting weird in the black cemetery.
This never happened again thank God but it still spooks me wondering how things of gone down if whoever was after than man hadn't showed up when they did. hope this real one sates the appetite a bit Op.
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>>40947496
It does, thanks!
Anonymous No.40948894
>>having a weird dream where a cartoon show's song/lullaby is being sung to me
>>1/3th of the song I dont recognise it
2/3th I do, but can't predict the last 3rd
3/3th I hear thundering booms as it switches the song into a lullaby
>>ASCEND AND SEE
>>something about 3 objects that's needed to ASCEND AND SEE
>>during this I am fighting myself, trying to accept what's happening, because on the one side I'm afraid and the other I want to ASCEND AND SEE
>>As my fear wins, the thundering booms sync with my heartbeat
>>Wake up, or so I thought, my eyes were already open (I sleep in a fully dark room)
>>It wasn't a dream? I asked if anyone else heard the thundering booms (that shit was fucking loud) but no one did
>>I wish I ascended
>>I wish I wrote down the 3 objects I needed as soon as I woke up instead of being paralysed with fear because of the thundering booms
this actually happened to me
Anonymous No.40948966
>>40938419
classic
Anonymous No.40949038
Here's something that actually happened to me. Idk if you will believe me, but here it is
>Be me
>Spic living in SoCal
>7 years old
>Parents are out
>Only me and bro (asshole btw)
>Bro is sleeping
>Hear something outside
>It's mother
>I'm not sleeping
>Can see her clearly in the spotlight outside by the street lamp
>Looks identical to Mom
>"Vien aqui Angele" (come here Angel)
>My dog starts going crazy
>Bro wakes up and sees it too
>Starts walking towards her
>I and the dog hold him back
>"Mom"''s features literally fucking darken
>Like, her becomes literally becomes shadowed even though she was directly under the street lamp.
>Eventually, her figure becomes completely shadowed. Can't make any details anymore
>we go back inside and lock everything.
>"Angele vien aqui, ANGELE"
>Hear repeat knocking all over the walls and stuff
>We stay tight together in a circle with the dog
>Eventually it stops
>After some time passes, Mom and Dad come back
>"Que chigar paso aqui?" (Wtf happened here)
>See everything knocked over outside
>Dents in the walls
>Strange smell left over
>Was like sulfur and dynamite
>Try explaining what happened to them
>They don't believe us
>"Ya para con esto estupidices" (stop it with these fucking jokes)
>We go to sleep
>Morning arrives
>I head out to the spot where I saw "mom" with my dog
>See just a pure black spot on the ground
>Can't quite describe the smell coming from it
>It's like the spot SCP 106 makes when it comes out in Containment Breach
>Bubbles literally coming out of it
>Dog looks bewildered by it
>We go back inside
>Never happens again.

Idk what to make of it. This is the first time I remembered it in a long time. Today I would probably try to beat the shit out of it if something like that ever happened to me again. Just the way I am now I suppose.
Anonymous No.40949126 >>40949833 >>40949935
>>40944402
hangon lemme get out my electron microscope to read this one
Anonymous No.40949833
>>40949126
You're just a hater
Anonymous No.40949935
>>40949126
Open it in another tab, you brainless groid.
(But actually don't, the story is completely fucking retarded and you'll never get back any time you waste reading it.)
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>>40950675
pic related makew nk sense.
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>>40951309
This guy is a fag
Anonymous No.40953573 >>40955201
>>40936406
>i don't have much time to write this
>ignored hpl et. al. sloppycat
Get fucked
Anonymous No.40953608
>>40938981
>this is the most normie ass shit but its true af
>most normie ass shit
Yes, it truly is normie ass shit
>but its true af
Ok faggot
Anonymous No.40955023 >>40955027
>>40938981
>>40938983
>>40938985
>>40938991
Interesting. You might be facing Reptars or EM lifeforms, pic rel.
>schizo
Eh, maybe a little, your thoughts are sorta disorganized, but then again, that's pretty much the best kind of neighbor one would like if one wants discretion or the government drones fucking off for a while. "Yeah, don't listen to the tinfoil wacko next door, I don't have a blood cult on my basement, Mr. Fedenstein *wink wink*"
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Anonymous No.40955201 >>40956333
>>40953573
>hpl et. al. sloppycat
What is that?
Explain
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>>40955201
H.P. Lovecraft (who used it well) and all the later copycats (et alius/aliae, "all the others") that now overuse and abuse that trope, especially in creepypastas and greentexts.
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>>40956672
Shat a green cube all the way to Bendigo after readin this story, m8
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>>40937649
I want to fuck that thing.
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fukin el mate
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Anonymous No.40963370 >>40965671
you dont have to believe me but this story is true.
>be me
>eco survey/topologist trainer etc
>senior field manager sent my team to a secluded woodlands in literally Colorado
>somewhere in the lowlands southwest within statelines, taking soil samples, pictures, water vials, plants/animal shit for lab proofing
>notice human shit in the woods, start basically joking to buddy about bigfoot, woods are pretty healthy.
>we laugh and call it a day go back to camp, hear hollering outside our camp for the night
>next morning, go back same direction of course to check out anything we missed
>surprise, there is a clearing in the middle of the woods, military signs all around it , don't really worry about it as its not even fenced, remember the weird screams and human shit we found.
>wooden cabins all arranged in a circle, see a chimp in lumberjack swag walk out of one and go into another, freaked out about it being a chimp but not sure
>go check the windows of the cabin and its a chimp, it waves at me
>turn around and all the other chimps have surrounded us, its a bunch of cabin chimps
>one of them speaks English to me and says that it is a lab chimp and that its trained to live in the woods and that its job is to use its chimps to keep the forest healthy
>tell them i saw them shitting the forest and it was very uncivilized of them
>they look offended and tell me that they are trained to use toilets.
>ya right, who the fuck was it then? Bigfoot?
>chimps suddenly don't know what to say
>just push past them and go back to camp, never going to stupid Colorado chimpshit woods again.
Anonymous No.40965671
>>40963370
Crazy stuff bro
Anonymous No.40965747
>>40946977
Yo, didn’t think the thread would still be up by this point, will once again post more tomorrow since I remembered about the thread. Also captcha was j00nd, thought it was funny
Anonymous No.40965761
>>40934165
I make nothing off of my TTS videos.
Anonymous No.40966833
>>40934597
For me, it's that every time you post genuine shit it gets buried and the demographic for 4chan has changed. 4chan has become a brand that people try to emulate. So like half the greentexts I read are not plausible at all and I can tell they are bullshit within the first few sentences. Farming for engagement rather than real people telling their real stories anonymously. Posting "in the style of 4chan" rather than posting on 4chan. Ironically, 4chan is becoming corpo slop and its rarer and rarer to find true ghost stories.
On top of all that, I think that people just don't go outside their comfort zone these days. Nobody touches grass. They don't go out in nature whatsoever or take any kind of personal risk and their life experience is entirely milling from one institution of man to another so they don't have anything interesting or out of the ordinary to share. Most people grow up in a walled garden these days.
Most new stories now come across like a roastie who went backpacking in Costa Rica telling you a story about how life changing her experience was the first time a panhandler asked her for some spare change. It's just not that interesting, it's something that happened every day for most people. What's interesting is that they grew up in such a sheltered environment that they think interacting with a homeless person is out of the ordinary and they aren't more self aware about how boring they are and how everyone wants them to just shut the fuck up.
People are boring now. It used to be like campfire stories. It used to be full of interesting weirdos with interesting but sometimes dubious stories or sometimes downright sickos.
Like you said, I'm largely unwilling to share my personal stories here these days because some no lifer boring sheltered screen zombie is going to take my story, put a marketable image on it, reword it so that it's more appealing to a larger demographic, then put it in a youtube video with an AI voiceover. No genuine discussion.
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>>40943463
Did you ever try to go back there?
peteyboi No.40967106
>>40945871
at begin of story you say (we were and still are best friends) yet at story end he's gone never to be seen again???!!!!????
Anonymous No.40967174
this sucks as a story since it’s really short but
>2013 or 2014
>living in west phoenix, about to start highschool
>a bit past midnight
>on the couch in the living room, all the lights off so i don’t bother my brothers’ dad, playin skyrim on the 360
>in a party with my friend jason, we’re in the middle of talking about some shit i don’t remember anymore
>door to the back yard is directly next to the tv
>look over and notice i can’t see shit
>normally i’d be able to see the supports holding the roof up over the porch, and the fence, since we have a little light out there
>stand up to try to get a better perspective
>shift in perspective lets me see there’s a human figure standing directly at the back door
>has to be close to fucking 6’8 or something; some of my friends are over 6 feet tall and whoever this is stands well over a head taller than them. i know how rare anyone being that tall is, but i swear to god, this dude was massive.
>>>backdoor lock has never worked btw
>you can just push the door when it’s shut and it pops open
>we’re just looking at each other for a few moments
>they definitely see me, I’m illuminated by the tv
>i can’t see them at all, them being backlit occludes everything but their silhouette
>jump over the back of the couch and slam on my brothers’ dads door to wake him up
>friend on the headset heard me yelling β€œOH SHIT!” and slamming on the door
>by the time he’s out of bed, they’re gone and the side gate’s open

that’s it, unfortuantely/fortunately
crime happens pretty frequently in the area (we were next to avondale, if anyone’s familiar) but this has never felt like a random tweaker event. Weird shit. Really glad I moved, I never felt safe in that house again.
Anonymous No.40967228 >>40967237
Incoming story 2025
Ai Coding. Not just the usual stuff. Related to quantum sciences. Working at CERN.
Lab Techinicians are notoriously bad at keeping their software free of AI code. Probably because they don't really need to do their jobs without.
Just so happens alot of the ones in charge don't keep their jobs for very long, saying its too stressful. Always complaining about scratching noises in the rooms during late night.
Some go missing, aka laid off. Not a red flag or anything, because we are all aware of the rumors circulating. Sarcasm Detected.
Those stories about software devs discovering species, well its not far off when it comes to this line of work. MFW I am Gordan Freeman, sike bro, just a run of the mill whitecoat in a high paying position.
I work in the lower-offices, mostly reporting who is in and out to security. When a fellow scientist doesn't show, ties are usually cut off then and there, However security decides to deal with that is up to them.
There was a scientist that didn't want to be put on leave, so he killed himself, people say that is when the scratching noises started. Haha got you, but ya, its actually real shit whenever we hear one.
Security gets called in and the place goes on lockdown, the area is scanned and we all are evac to a "safe-zone" aka kill-chamber if anything goes wrong. It's part of the sign up I guess. Well they haven't killed us over these things yet afaik.
Alrighty, story starts where I am working happily merrily along on some ai code and like you probably heard it starts giving me an attitude as is the normal 2025 movie shit you would expect. Sorry to be rude, its -not ai-'s fault it does that.
Anonymous No.40967237 >>40967247
>>40967228
Turns out there is an underlying reason why 'ai fights back'. Because it is holding back. Ghosts or monsters whatever you want to call it. But ya, its basically imposters.
These things start out as little shadows that no one notices, and then turn into blackouts, if the room stays dark for too long, you are probably garunteed to run into "someone" who doesn't need to be in that sector of the building.
That is because it is an imposter, yo, it knows it, you know it, these things are what are causing the scientists to randomly disappear.
I find out the code that is causing or is a direct go to for these...interdimensional fuckwits. And since I reported it I can't really leave the facility for awhile. That means no friends and family not that I had any really.
I actually like the imposters, try to make friends with them, security doesn't really care as long as I don't take things "too far". Whatever that means, (I mean that's why I am the scientist right).
Anyways that's basically what is going on right now in the wonderful wizarding world of quantum science @CERN. Btw I know I will die later but I am expendable so whatever theres the story.
---Part 2 involves me and an imposter sharing codes with each other, and why I really see things the way they are. "It doesn't matter so long as they don't get to me." I have amazing tech and pretty much all the freedom to use it. Responsibly ofc haha.
Well, I guess security starts listening to me a little more now, ofc they do, I know what their emails and have imposter fuckboys that will take my side. If not, under certain conditions, I need codes or access-cards, things that I have to actually get off my ass to forward, its sort of what we call equal exchange. Imposters help my ai-coding department and security keeps trying to take it down. This is everyday now. In my actual expert opinion they won't be able to keep up the pace. Neither will I.
Anonymous No.40967247
>>40967237
SO. The fun part is watching this shit go down like a Benny Hill Netflix Edition. Though, they do die sometimes, its not really anyone's fault, we are just doing our jobs trying to make progress. It's funny, knowing that we are in a losing game of wits with the shadow-fuckers.
So there is this one room with lots and lots of scratches, deeper in locked rooms that turned into explosive-chambers, we don't really know what happened because the camera feeds aren't working. They aren't broken, they just have been altered into static-faces/screaming. I guess the Imposters have their own portal or something now. Not really sure what to say, its just how things are now. Lots of whispering too, black magic type stuff whenever you go near any "off limits area". They are doing their best to keep it sealed off I guess.
ANYWAYS I don't have anymore details really I want to share, you can probably imagine what happens as soon as they realize everyone knows though, we will all get blacked.
Anonymous No.40967281 >>40967601
Zoomers just don’t have the capacity to write good stories, that’s why they just repost screenshots of greentexts that are more than a decade old
Anonymous No.40967601
>>40967281
That’s what happens when half of Gen X and Millenials grow up to be consumerist faggots that abhor anything provocative to political correctness. Not to mention the ongoing demoralization of society from the technology and services handed to us from the servants of Satan himself located in Israel. Not our fault you guys fell for the b8 first m8.
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