Thread 40939781

Is it safe to have a sexual relationship with a ghost? Need advice.

>>40939781 (OP)
>can I fuck a ghost
>can I summon a succubus
>can I marry anime
>can I have an AI girlfriend
Why don’t you guys just get a girlfriend? A real human one. Women are actually pleasant to have around and they smell nice. But you guys are more interested in fucking catgirls from Lyra or fairies in a dream

>>40939876
>Why don’t you guys just get a girlfriend? A real human one. Women are actually pleasant to have around and they smell nice
Quit this site and go back to being a normie outside.

Use an ectoplasm condom

>>40939876
you're on 4cuck, nobody here get laids

>>40939781 (OP)
Ghosts r fragments of dead peoples spirits u don't want a ghost gf. They're creepy and weird I imagine. Also probably wouldn't even be able to talk (I can see that as a positive actually come to think of it). A natural spirit would be better but idk how you'd get one attached to you intentionally. Especially a benevolent spirit would be even rarer. Also it's not like having a girlfriend since no matter how close you get u cant physically interact. I have a spirit attached to me but it came to me without my having anything to do with it.

>>40940053
*Close as in your relationship not your physical proximity. Spirits r on an entirely different level of reality

>>40939990
>smartest anon in the room
You don’t want to get a spiritually transmitted disease

If you can’t or don’t want to fuck a real person then create a Tulpa.
Demons can hurt you and ghosts you can’t control. Tulpas are good cause they are created by you.

>>40939781 (OP)
Reminds me of that time I was joking with another guy about having sex with a ghost, and he started to say fishy stuff like: "What if it's the ghost of a twelve years old girl who died sixty years ago, is it illegal? I mean, how old is she really according to the law, still twelve, or seventy two? Can you imagine the police arresting me and a judge jailing me for having sex with a young ghost?"
There are people like that... '-_-

Bruh

>>40940608
>just fuck a tulpa
This is what this board has become

>>40940616
Pedos out here trying to fuck ghost kids

>>40939781 (OP)
Noli clamare si abire non potes.

No, because ghost are demons. And if they haunt you forever you won't get any more pussy. But they are sexy to get fucked by.

>>40939781 (OP)
Ghosts have microdicks and loose as a goose pussy. Better off fucking a dildo or pocket pussy

Probably not.