Thread 40945996

My conclusion is Yahweh and Satan are the same guy and he's a sick fuck that just fucks with his creations. Therefore they are both "God" and God was the one who told Adam not to eat the fruit then took on another form and tempted Adam to eat the fruit then said "WTF YOU ATE THE FRUIT WTF MAN?" then punished him and then if you read the texts saying what happened to Adam and Eve once they were kicked out and how hellish their struggle to survive was you will see God and Satan routinely come to them and it's clearly the same guy just fucking with them to outrageous proportions.

My conclusion is your not gonna enjoy the afterlife.

Neither Yahweh nor satan are the truth, the truth does not behave like this.

>>40945996 (OP)
Abrahamism and its offshoots ruined the world

>>40945996 (OP)
Read it again

>>40945996 (OP)
>God and Satan are... le on the same side?
Congrats. You just reinvented Judaism

>>40946345
In another world you'd still be complaining about the world's largest religion.

>>40945996 (OP)
my understanding of the apocrypha is that there is a demiurge who has trapped us from the "Unknown God". The demiurge split our spirits into male and female, all of this is the demiurge's creation. The real spirit of God still leaks through and influences some of creation. Satan is a tool that the demiurge uses, he is a fallen angel like all the rest.

>>40945996 (OP)
Yes.

There is no way “Satan” could exist without God’s explicit consent. There’s no way Satan could sneak into the garden without God knowing. There’s no way God couldn’t have known they ate the apple immediately if he is omnipotent/omnipresent. Angels are referred to as the “sons of God” because they are his children so if you ever hear or see the works of Satan in the world then you should understand that he is the prince of this world, according to the Bible, which means his father, God, is the king and is simply just refusing to beat his kids.

>>40947105
>satan exists because God created him obviously
>God used Satan for his divine plan knowing everything in the way
>God knew about Adam, but God wants humans to confess their sins and gives them a chance. Adam's greatest sin was not trusting his father and hiding his sin from him. God asks the same to Cain about his brother he obviously knows but gives us a chance to trust in his mercy and love.
>God does beat up demons (exorcisms the demons suffer) but also uses them for his divine will

>>40946361
Nope that was what the bible says. It was christianity that went full retard on the demiurge glazing.

Satan is jewgods employee in the OT. It's even revealed in job. It's constantly stressed that satan doesn't do anything unless jewgod gives consent and commands him to do so.

It's absolutely retarded christians believe that an omnipotent omniscient being created his own enemy and tormentor of humanity without full knowledge lmao.

>>40945996 (OP)
> OP reads the entire Bible
So do you have repressed homosexual urges yet? Because what you did is gay af.