Thread 40953148

It Barkon edition

Barkon is my son and he has had ten grandsons in litter: Rufus, Dingus Bingus, SneckoAnon, Ralph Wiggum, Chance, Aten, entropy and Doc. 2 grandsons are missing.

There are 11 nobodies.

>>40953148 (OP)
It's not Barkon you retarded faggot. I'm going to beat Barkon to death for saying he is me.

>>40953148 (OP)
I got news for you
99.99% of us are nobodies.

>>40953160
>>40942642
Here is my thread. All you retards calling yourself the Nobody need to stop. There's not multiple Nobodies, it's only me.

>>40953175
You're definitely nobody, I'll give you that.

>>40953181
Is it serious

>>40953188
Can't you just use your mind computer to detect sarcasm or something?

>>40953148 (OP)
oh, now i get the varde/barkon thing a little bit more. would it be fair to say that varde is the spirit? barkon is (presumably) using the same body as you

i was trying to figure out if you were an alter or tulpa or something like that

https://youtu.be/qcEVvIwpel0

DIngus Bingus sounds like a pretty cool guy.

>>40953148 (OP)
Kinda thought there might be 13? Ya know, cause of that group in the game with the that number name and also fuggin uhh unlocky sword tool wielders and the fuggin animated mouse is the king or whatever?

No im inept and deaf

>>40953244
i dunno if his name is a deliberate reference but i dig it

>>40953244
Yeah ngl I like that name, nice to have something floppy and absurd sounding, but also a bit of punch or rather thud to it :3

>>40953244
>>40953251
>>40953252

Stuff.

https://youtube.com/shorts/5UyII6LXTNA?si=FaRpPF3drK_gdWbh

https://youtube.com/shorts/OoUl7IMi18g?si=YFfZHANZb0o1g-ai

This new moon is wack
Whats everyone doing?

All the energy but nowhere to use it

>XIX. If thou wouldst have thy lot as a leader a happy one, guard thyself against every evil deed, and above all fight against the vice of avarice, which is a disease fraught with pain that cannot be conquered. Confidence cannot exist side by side with it. It turns fathers and mothers into evil folk, and also the brothers of the mother. It turns the kindly friend into a bitter enemy, it drives away the trusted servant from his master, and it makes a wife hateful to her husband. It is a strong treasure-house of every kind of evil, and a purse containing abominable vices of every kind.The man who has truth (maat) for his tow-line walks whither her steps lead him, and acquires house and estate; but the avaricious possesses not even a tomb.

>XX. Be not avaricious when a division of property is made, and be not greedy, and what is thy due shall come to thee. Be not avaricious in thy dealings with thy kinstolk. The prayer of the long-suffering man is greater than force, even though he be of no account among the people of his own time, and is destitute of the gifts of speech. A very little avarice about a matter of the kind will make hostility to arise even in the man who is usually cool-hearted (i.e., unexcitable).

>Avoid avarice at all costs, for it produces hatred and strife.

--The Teaching Of Ptah-Hetep, translated by Sir E. A. Wallis Budge

Huh. Thanks.

https://youtu.be/3IxrVWs80Zw?si=NrAnSkJx3uMbMz94

>>40953335
>SUMMARY OF AMEN-EM-APT'S TEACHING

>Plunder not the poor man and " squeeze" not the destitute. Assume not the manner of a nobleman, and pass the aged man by unnoticed. Despatch not a friend on a mission of danger. Hurt not a man when thou canst explain thyself. As for the evildoer, make no attempt to punish him, for he will punish himself. He is like the man who is cast out on the dyke. The waters will rise and envelop him, the winds will blow him hither and thither as he lies in the raging waters, storms will beat upon him, and finally the crocodiles will find him and devour him.

>What is the fiery, hot-headed, aggressive man like? He is always shrieking out curses and imprecations, and his voice which rises to heaven is so terrifying that Aahu, the Moon-god, stands still in horror of him. Have nothing to do with him, run away before him, and leave him to the hands of the God, who will know how to requite him. Bear this in mind and thou shalt live to see thy children's children.

>How shall this man when he is in the god's house be described? He is like a large, leafy tree planted in a courtyard, [but there being no water there] its leaves wither, its fruit fails to ripen and drops off. Finally it is removed, and a flame of fire is its winding-sheet (i.e., it is burnt). The chattering fool is a raging wind, and he is like a destroying fire among the reeds. (Compare the "crackling of thorns under a pot," in Eccles. vii, 6.)

>When we see the wicked man steering a wrong course, we must get out our oars, and row him to a place of safety, for may we not ourselves become like him? Set him on his feet, help him willingly, commit him to the hands of the God, provide him with meat and drink, for perhaps it is the intention of the God to give him another opportunity.

--The Teaching Of Amen-Em-Apt, Son Of Kanekht, by Sir E.A. Wallis Budge

>>40953377
>In the performance of thy duties take care not to encroach on the estates of the temples, and do nothing in connection with them for thy individual. Moreover, withdraw not a temple-servant rom his duty in order to work for some other man's benefit. Remove no land-mark, break not down any boundary, and avoid all encroachments on lands set apart for the endowments of tombs. Fail in any of these things and terrible calamity will befall thee. And in verifying the estate of the widow do not filch away any of her land through the cubit of the fields. The man who cheats in land is snared in the counsels of iniquity, and the Will of the Moon-god shall fetter him (i.e., make him go mad?). Observe what he does. He robs the helpless man in a shameless fashion. He is thy enemy, and a man's life is snatched away by a mere glance of his eye, and his house is a menace to the town. But his sons and daughters shall never inherit his property, and his possessions shall be given to another.

>As for thee, drive not thy furrows through the (unploughed or neglected) fields of another man, for the well-being that comes from thine own furrows is better for thee. Plough the fields that thou knowest to be thine own property, and get thy bread from the treasure-house of thy body. Six feet of land that God has given thee are better than thirty thousand that thou hast acquired by fraud.

>Treat thyself well, and make thy body strong and happy, but remember not to do that for which Nebertcher, i.e., the All-Lord, will hold thee responsible.

>>40953295
Just like, holding down 'til I've got some privacy then I'll try and think of some fun stuff to do. It's my Earth Birthday tomorrow as well so wanna do something fun too in spite of all the stuff going on. Keep Calm and ***** On in spite of it all ^///^

this thread glows very fucking bright.
their mad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOLcRSukB98&app=desktop

good.
its a apep scared and take over meme you know when the glows do this their their mad real fucking mad.

and the best part i'm going to act like nothing happens

>when they have BE HIM to shut it down.
Love it.

congrats anon your a threat and its offical
>free ads.
thanks america

>>40953148 (OP)
With each passing day I realize George Soros was right.

>>40953148 (OP)
Thread splitting to censor the Poop War lore. Very clever, Mr. Putin. Very clever..

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>{(o)(o)}<
>Ogres are like onions<
>they have fat tits smushed together<

>>40953399
>Avoid over-eating, wine-bibbing, and gluttony; which waste time, destroy the mind, and bring sickness to the body. About these vices Amen-em-apt says: Spend not the hours of the day in cookshops and taverns, and sit not down in them and drink pot after pot of beer, for those who spend their days in this wise become merely masses of food. Even if thou art hungry and wishest to eat, lust not like a greedy beast for the dainty, spiced meats of the rich man who loves such meats. For the rich meats of the glutton produce a storm of wind in the stomach, and the bowels eject them. They turn the upright man to a wrongdoer, and his sense (or, understanding) departs from his body. Thus, inasmuch as the evil nature of man corrupts inclination for well-doing, the evil destroys the good in him.

>When thou hast swallowed a mouthful of the nobleman's food, thou shalt vomit it, and thus thy body will be emptied of the dainty which thou hast coveted. Because a great man offers thee food without stint, eat not of it greedily. If he gives it to thee so that thou mayest help him to get richer, reject it and eat thine own food. Eat not bread with the magistrate, and thrust not forward thy mouth. If thou fillest thyself with the rich meats of the wicked man they will depart with thy vomit. Keep thine eyes on the platter that is before thee, and make it to satisfy all thy cravings. Do not accustom thyself to sit in the beer-house. Hasten not to follow the worship of the wine-cup, for it will double the courage of thine adversaries.

>And now observe the foresight of the glutton. He himself collects the staves of the hunting nets. He makes all his servants to help in the hunt, and he keeps a strong man to kill the beasts in his slaughter-house. Keep away from him, and watch him and refuse his gifts.

>>40953490
>Be not avaricious, and covet not riches. Hanker not after the things that riches give, for Shai, the god who has given thee thy lot in life, and Renenit, the goddess of thy fate, know what is best for thee. Seek not for more than thou hast. Remember that if thou hast heaped up treasures which thou hast obtained by foul means, they will not remain with thee for a night, and on the following morning they will not be in thy house. Men will look at the place where they were, and most assuredly they will not find them, for they will have swallowed themselves up. [What has become of them?] Either the earth has opened its mouth and swallowed them up straightway, and they have sunk down into the deepest depth of Hell; or they have become a heap of broken fragments, which are covered by rust, or they have been mixed up with rubbish on the dust-heap; or they have made wings for themselves like the geese, and have spread them out, and flown away in the sky. Take not pleasure in stolen treasures and at the same time pretend to be grieved for the victims of the robbery.

>A man must not only avoid the laying up of treasure, but Amen-em-apt would have him avoid greed and avarice of every kind. He says: "Covet not precious metals, and hate the beautiful dancing woman." The love of these things is a tie and a fetter to a man, and "it makes a man to err in the presence of the God." And the scraping together of riches is quite futile, "for if a man scrapes off a quantity of gold from an object which is made of pure and unrefined gold, by day-break tomorrow morning it will be found to be lead."

>[Be content with thy lot.] It is better to be the beggar who is in the hand of the God than the rich man in a comfortable house. Better are bread-cakes made of flour and water with a loving heart than rich meats with bickering and enmity.

>>40953470
:O

>>40953564
>that one I went too ham on<
>Shrek posting is important<
>and very occult<
>but I might end up as vid related if they jannies see<

https://youtu.be/CuKGvqKrXR8

>>40953538
>When thou seest a man stumble (or, going astray) go with him and help him on his way. Call not a fellow townsman who happens to be a wrong-doer a 'chief of robbers,' and because a man is thy personal enemy brand him not as a sedition-monger. Do nothing that will make the blind man a laughing-stock to his neighbours. Moreover, mock not the dwarf because of his form and colour, and interfere not in the affairs of the man with a physical defect to injure him. When a man in trouble or suffering some affliction, do not praise to him the man who has caused his calamity. Even if thou hast a dislike for a man show thyself friendly to him. Give thy arm to the old man who is drunk, and pay respect to him in the presence of his family.

>Crush not the poor man who has said something that is good, letting the rich man who has only uttered windy platitudes go unrebuked.

>In very definite words Amen-em-apt calls upon the scribe to be both accurate and honest in his work. The scribe's finger is not a finger only, but the beak of the ibis-god Thoth, the great divinescribe who presided over the weighing of the deeds and hearts of men at the Great Judgement. As we see from the vignette in the Book of the Dead, Thoth wrote down with accuracy the result of the weighing, which was personally supervised by the Ape-god, his assistant. Wherever the scribe may be, let him remember that the Ape-god, who dwells in Per-Khemenu (Hermopolis, the city of Thoth), is watching all Egypt, and will know when the scribe makes a mistake wilfully or accidentally. If the scribe continues to make mistakes, i.e., to falsify his texts, the god will withdraw his emoluments, and his son will fail to obtain employment.

>"Bear these things in thy mind always," says Amen-em-apt, "and thou shalt see thy posterity."

>>40953538
>When thou seest a man stumble (or, going astray) go with him and help him on his way. Call not a fellow townsman who happens to be a wrong-doer a 'chief of robbers,' and because a man is thy personal enemy brand him not as a sedition-monger. Do nothing that will make the blind man a laughing-stock to his neighbours. Moreover, mock not the dwarf because of his form and colour, and interfere not in the affairs of the man with a physical defect to injure him. When a man in trouble or suffering some affliction, do not praise to him the man who has caused his calamity. Even if thou hast a dislike for a man show thyself friendly to him. Give thy arm to the old man who is drunk, and pay respect to him in the presence of his family.

>Crush not the poor man who has said something that is good, letting the rich man who has only uttered windy platitudes go unrebuked.

>In very definite words Amen-em-apt calls upon the scribe to be both accurate and honest in his work. The scribe's finger is not a finger only, but the beak of the ibis-god Thoth, the great divine scribe who presided over the weighing of the deeds and hearts of men at the Great Judgement. As we see from the vignette in the Book of the Dead, Thoth wrote down with accuracy the result of the weighing, which was personally supervised by the Ape-god, his assistant. Wherever the scribe may be, let him remember that the Ape-god, who dwells in Per-Khemenu (Hermopolis, the city of Thoth), is watching all Egypt, and will know when the scribe makes a mistake wilfully or accidentally. If the scribe continues to make mistakes, i.e., to falsify his texts, the god will withdraw his emoluments, and his son will fail to obtain employment.

>"Bear these things in thy mind always," says Amen-em-apt, "and thou shalt see thy posterity."