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Anonymous No.40969873 >>40970375 >>40970406 >>40971555 >>40972200 >>40972765 >>40973365 >>40974162 >>40977651 >>40981016 >>40982550
Redpill me on best tea choice
If you've taken the wormpill.
I'm looking for a good choice of tea that both has antifungal properties and is caffeine-free. I Googled this and globohomo AI did give me some answers, but I'm obviously skeptical, share your knowledge with me.
Anonymous No.40969915 >>40969936 >>40969958 >>40970032
The most basic bitch if herbal teas, which you should grow in your garden and also keeps out pests and helps with respiratory shit.
Anonymous No.40969936
>>40969915
Bro, wtf, I was just looking for that at the same time you posted, also Google already knew I was gonna look up if it had caffeine and was antifungal.
Anonymous No.40969958 >>40970032 >>40970039
>>40969915
I'm thinking of making mint tea and sweeten it with monk fruit, I figure if it can fool parasites into trying to feed from it then it's more effective for something else, like diatomaceous earth, to purge them.
I'm not sure if diatomaceous earth is strong enough for that though, some people seem to think so but I don't know. I haven't really figured how to get Ivermectin for one.
Anonymous No.40970032 >>40970039 >>40970404 >>40974120
>>40969915
Holy shit I was just going to post this based on my experience.
Good call
Neem is effective but nasty.
Sage is extremely effective too and similar to mint in taste.
Mullein for lungs and restores gut health from the mucilage but chia seeds provide more mucilage with the grit and taste
Raspberry leaf is good and not bad tasting
Thyme and rosemary are effective as well
But I just finished off a pound of peppermint and now started my spearmint, both mixed with smaller amounts of sage and nothing has been as effective and good tasting as the mint/sage mix
>>40969958
I like it anon. Godspeed on your journey. I’m doing a 90 day cleanse for parasites and heavy metal. When I mix virgin coconut oil with these teas I start shitting tiny white worms. I hit my gut hard with Epsom salt and baking soda first to shrink my biofilm but I think the sage teas are more effective and mush safer
Anonymous No.40970039 >>40970404 >>40973002
>>40969958
Ivermectin and fenbendazole didn’t help me
>>40970032
This stuff was very effective though.
Anonymous No.40970080 >>40970367
>demon parasite detox
my favorite x threads
Anonymous No.40970367
>>40970080
Makes you feel like an alchemist doesn't it
Anonymous No.40970375 >>40970411 >>40971089
>>40969873 (OP)
You know AI just makes shit up, right?
Anonymous No.40970404
>>40970032
Thanks for the encouragement and the recommendatinos fren, I'll write em down and try it if my plan doesn't work :) and good luck to you
>Sage is extremely effective too and similar to mint in taste
actually this one got recommended to me last time. I missed that whole thread I thought no one would reply but ppl said some interesting stuff and I only checked back when it got archived.
I like the mint/sage idea.
>When I mix virgin coconut oil with these teas I start shitting tiny white worms
Damn that's success right there
>baking soda first to shrink my biofilm but I think the sage teas are more effective and mush safer
I agree, I've used baking soda in the past but never dared to do a proper longer-term treatment because it hits so hard I felt something might go wrong
>>40970039
>Ivermectin and fenbendazole didn’t help me
Hmm I've heard other anons say this too in the older wormpill threads. I probably won't bother unless I don't find other options.
Anonymous No.40970406 >>40970430
>>40969873 (OP)
Does drinking mint yerba mate count? Or do I need to actually scratch-make it with mint leaves I've grown myself?
Anonymous No.40970411 >>40970456
>>40970375
Go ahead, rage bait and demoralize me baby boy I'll give you all my (You)s
Anonymous No.40970430 >>40970614
>>40970406
mate and mint both have antifungal properties but mate has caffeine which is bad for you for other reasons. i mean obviously anything you grow yourself you know exactly where it came from, it's gonna be better. Personally I'm not going to grow my own mint as of right now, I'll just buy it, but it's something to consider.
Anonymous No.40970456 >>40970513
>>40970411
every detractor is clearly a secret agent sent specifically to demoralize you, no one could possibly disagree with you otherwise.
Anonymous No.40970513 >>40970522
>>40970456
Boy is this goy good at derailing someone help me I'm being DERAAAAILLEDD
Anonymous No.40970522 >>40970554 >>40971222
>>40970513
for someone obsessed with parasites you don't seem too worried about the parasite that is /pol/ infesting your brain
Anonymous No.40970554
>>40970522
/pol/ lives in your head rent free
Anonymous No.40970614 >>40971084
>>40970430
Idgaf about the caffeine-bad aspect. Right now i am addicted to red bull, and its casuing a lower abdominal ulcer that makes me shit blood. I need an alternative that will allow me to wean off caffeine. Is mate "good" for you regardless of caffeine? I wont be doing this cold turkey.
Anonymous No.40971084
>>40970614
Be careful with those energy drinks, my dad got an ulcer so bad he needed emergency surgery, then he had a heart attack at 53 and died and I’m pretty sure it was mostly from energy drinks. He never had issues on coffee.
I’m not op but I’ve done these detox and switch to matcha from coffee. Matcha gives me more caffeine than coffee without setting me back like coffee or Red Bulls do. I’ve also read gunpowder green tea is second best compared to matcha in green teas but Yerba mate is probably similar. I’m not familiar with it
Anonymous No.40971089
>>40970375
>random internet troll acts like he knows something
you know you make shit up too, right?
Anonymous No.40971221
indian chai tea
Anonymous No.40971222 >>40971358
>>40970522
>troll faggot's IQ
>the state thereof
no one has mentioned anything remotely /pol/-related here glowshit
Anonymous No.40971358
>>40971222
Trips of truth have spoken. Glowies have been silenced
Anonymous No.40971555 >>40971650 >>40972169
>>40969873 (OP)
Green tea
tumeric tea
peppermint lowers test
Anonymous No.40971650 >>40972176
>>40971555
>peppermint lowers test
Isn't that from one study exclusively of women with a disease which effects their hormones, with a very small sample size?
Anonymous No.40971669
cloves/cinnamon is obvious choice
Anonymous No.40972169
>>40971555
just take spearmint if that’s true but these studies on herbs are usually manipulated to encourage others to stay on pharmaceuticals.
Anonymous No.40972176
>>40971650
yes there’s never been any studies to show it lowers testosterone in men. these herbs often balance hormones to where they should be and women shouldn’t have high test
s No.40972200 >>40972600
>>40969873 (OP)
Ceremonial grade matcha. Tokidoki I do too much and it's like being on drugs. It's supposedly good for you.
Anonymous No.40972276
sage (salvia officinalis) increases testosterone in tea form
Anonymous No.40972600
>>40972200
yeah matcha kicks ass
Caffeine can be too strong but it is great for the gur
Anonymous No.40972765
>>40969873 (OP)
Sweet wormwood, nettles and dandelion.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40973002 >>40973040
>>40970039

>Ivermectin and fenbendazole didn’t help me

Was the hype bs?
Anonymous No.40973015
Matcha is not caffeine-free but it will extend your lifespan and is antifungal.
Anonymous No.40973040 >>40973327
>>40973002
I don’t answer questions from tripfags
Get a real job glowtard
Anonymous No.40973074 >>40973080 >>40973360
Interesting thread here & haven't seen a parasite detox thread in a while.
Question:
How do I go about making my own tea?
Do I just boil a pot of water with any chosen herb?
Anonymous No.40973080 >>40973097
>>40973074
Put spoonful of herbs in cup, combine with hot water, drink when cool enough
You can strain them but I grind mine into a powder in a coffee grinder/blender and drink it all because that’s more effective
Anonymous No.40973097
>>40973080
Thanks I'll give that a go.
Miles better than drinking coffee or black tea.
Anonymous No.40973131 >>40973199 >>40975479 >>40976614
Some say you should put a cup of these herbal teas into a bath and it stops psychic espionage, I think some of the Greeks would bathe in herbs before war
Anonymous No.40973199 >>40973334
>>40973131
I think that tradition has carried on today albeit in a different way.
Some folks (Mainly woman) add salts that contain various ingredients into a bath.
Interesting fact though, would love to know where you read that from.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40973327 >>40973341
>>40973040

>le parasited anon refuses to help fellow anon
Anonymous No.40973334 >>40973506 >>40976417
>>40973199
You mean the Greek thing?
Sorry my recall memory sucks
I always thought women were silly for drinking herbs and using infused bath oils/bombs. Now im trying to kick fungus and worms out of me like an exorcist surrounded by demons
Why can’t i find a lil good witch?
Anonymous No.40973341 >>40973653
>>40973327
Tripfags deserve to die. Enjoy your demon possession
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40973360 >>40973395 >>40973517
>>40973074

If you have pine trees around, use the needles and a bit of the branches or early pine cones to make tea. Pine tea has a ton of vitamin C in it, should boost your immune system and help with parasites. Be careful as a few species like the Ponderosa Pine is mildly toxic, mostly to the pregnant.
nobuddy No.40973365 >>40973377 >>40973430
>>40969873 (OP)
With respect, all tea comes from the tea tree and has caffeine. If you want less caffeine, go for a white tea. That said, there are many types of caffeine and the compounds in tea are different from those in coffee. They even change a bit with the aging processes (which creates the varieties black, greed, white, etc).

That said, my go to right now is milk oolong tea. I've also got an ancient puck of fermented black tea from China that I love like a child.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40973377 >>40973391 >>40973395 >>40974449
>>40973365

>With respect, all tea comes from the tea tree and has caffeine.

Nope, not true at all. Sure, that is the most popular mainstream source, but not the only one. Tea is just a drink made from leaves, and/or roots, and/or flowers placed in hot water. Herbal tea is not from the same source as black tea, nor is pine tea.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40973391 >>40974449
>>40973377
nobuddy No.40973395 >>40974539
>>40973360
Pine brew is pretty good. My preference would be the incense cedar though. It, like the vast majority of pines, is in fact toxic. Most things are though, just don't drink more than a cup a day and you're golden.

>>40973377
>not true at all
So I take it you're unfamiliar with the distinction of "true teas" and the history and respect that prevents many people from calling herbal blends teas? I don't personally have strong feelings, but it's something to be aware of.
Anonymous No.40973430 >>40973523 >>40975489
How come anons rarely ever mention urine therapy in these threads? It’s supposed to be more effective than herbal tea even.
>>40973365
They mean herbal teas. If you type in sage tea, etc, it’s not the type with caffeine
Anonymous No.40973506 >>40973525 >>40976614
>>40973334
Ah no worries. I don't want to be that guy to ask for sources all the time but it's handy to know where the information that one recites originates from.

Speaking of exorcists, I won't be surprised if they carried herbs around them when performing exorcisms.
As for the witch thing, I'd be careful. Most are LARPers & the ones that are not seem to fall into the black magic sphere of things.
Anonymous No.40973517 >>40973658
>>40973360
Duly noted pal.
There is a good number where I am so I'll be sure to try it out.
Thanks for the heads up.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40973523
>>40973430

>How come anons rarely ever mention urine therapy in these threads? It’s supposed to be more effective than herbal tea even.

Please be trolling. Urine is literally all the toxins you could extract out your body.
Anonymous No.40973525 >>40973532 >>40975493
>>40973506
>bad witches
I would just tie her to my bed until i converted her to my side
Anonymous No.40973532
>>40973525
That's, one way to go about it.
Anonymous No.40973595 >>40974252 >>40975493
I always wanted to try drinking urine for my parasite cleanse but im too chicken shit
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40973653 >>40973983 >>40974171
>>40973341

>Tripfags deserve to die. Enjoy your demon possession

Get parasited, glowbot b1tch.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40973658
>>40973517

No problem anon, hope you like it.
Anonymous No.40973983 >>40974149
>>40973653
sauce?
Anonymous No.40974120 >>40974189 >>40974210 >>40974626
You encourage me to start drinking tea again, anons.
Any good breakdowns like >>40970032 with herbs and effects?
What's the good, easy method of preparation? Just dried (fresh?) mint leaves, pour hot water, drink once it cools down?
Will storebought tea work?
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40974149 >>40974297
>>40973983

Doomed Megalopolis, episode 1, around 30-31 minutes in. It actually is leaving her in the og material, but I found it reversed and thought it was good like that too.
Anonymous No.40974162
>>40969873 (OP)
Magic grass (gynostemma) is really good, but don't take more than two cups and make sure to hydrate after.
It filled with loads of sapanins which clean you out and regulate your hormones, but it can dehydrate you, at least it does to me anyway.
Also don't get scared if your pee looks like washing up liquid, it just the tea doing it's magic
Anonymous No.40974171 >>40974273 >>40974641
>>40973653
NTA but you shouldn't be surprised. The whole imageboard was built on an idea of equal, anonymous users, and value being in content of the post, not reputation or popularity of the poster.
Using a trip, when it's not just temporarily for identification in a thread where, for example, someone disrupts things by trying to assume identity - far too often came down to attention whoring or using the place like regular forum by newfag tourists. It's disliked for a reason, and immediately suggests overblown ego of a person trying to stand out if used more than temporarily.
Anonymous No.40974189
>>40974120
tea dust is suspect because it already passed through a jewification - I think you should try loose leaf teas and sampler packs that showcase various types.
Anonymous No.40974210 >>40974215 >>40974285 >>40975509 >>40975543 >>40980057
>>40974120
Tea that comes in tea bags has fluoride in it, fresh leaf or rolled leaf only
Anonymous No.40974215 >>40974254 >>40974285
>>40974210
So I guess mint grown on one's windowstill is preferable?
Anonymous No.40974252
>>40973595
I heard it helps your teeth
Anonymous No.40974254 >>40974285
>>40974215
Fresh from the plant is even better bro, but some stuff only grows in weird climates
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40974273 >>40974344
>>40974171

Ehh, I just like being able to find my older posts in the archives.
Anonymous No.40974285
>>40974210
>>40974215
>>40974254
Yeah, mint grows like a weed. Something like cloves would be even better, but cloves are very difficult to grow, and although they can be bought for cheap, herbs and spices you can buy for cheap are often tainted with heavy metals. There is a higher threshold allowed for spices because it's assumed you would only use a small amount sprinkled on some food or something. That's not even getting in to the eay they are stored, which lowers their efficacy and gets them contaminated with rat feces and various insects.
Anonymous No.40974297
>>40974149
Thanks. Will check it out rn
Anonymous No.40974344 >>40974403 >>40974565
>>40974273
Understandable, but I still warn you for your own sake that no matter how noble your intention, if you mark yourself like self-absorbed tourist by using a persistent trip, anons will treat you like one.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40974403
>>40974344

>44

Dubs of death means it is serious, :(
Anonymous No.40974449 >>40974539
>>40973377
>>40973391
If it's not made from tea leaves it's a tisane not a tea.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40974539 >>40974544
>>40973395
>>40974449

So I looked it up, and apparently it depends on who you ask. An average says most plant infusions in hot water ate tea, whole the purist/hobbyist says tea is only mad from the tea plant.

Also, coffee is tisane, but also not, as tisane itself derived from word for an drink made from barely.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40974544
>>40974539

*average Joe, *are, *while, *made *barley

Wow, ESL moment anons, my bad.
Anonymous No.40974565 >>40974568 >>40974656 >>40976294
>>40974344
The site could benefit from tripfags, namefags, and avatarfags, because it gives at least a little bit of leverage against bots. Mostly I argue for posting more images with every reply, because it gives bots and glowies a hard time. People (and bots) who sre outside of the culture cannot parse the cryptolingual high-information density (worth 100 words) autism of the anime and shit-meme poster.
Anonymous No.40974568
>>40974565
*1000 words
Anonymous No.40974626
>>40974120
Buy loose leaf and grind it yourself. You can buy 1 pound bulk for cheap and use a spice/coffee grinder
Anonymous No.40974641 >>40974934
>>40974171
this
but migga biscuit is an obvious glowbot
I already drew trips in a thread that said anyone who rolled trips could predict his death and his mod ass deleted right away. He will die from big cock, he can’t out run the prophecy
Anonymous No.40974656 >>40974701
>>40974565
Bullshit anime fag. Tripcodes are used by bots to keep track of their posts. Fuck you faggot jannies
Anonymous No.40974701 >>40974856
>>40974656
You think bits need tripcodes to keep track of their posts? Do you think most of the bits on this site use tripcodes? These are both obviously false.
Anonymous No.40974856 >>40975074
>>40974701
Boys don’t need them. The glowfucks use them to keep track. Nigga biscuit even admitted it. Everyone else just uses (you) to keep track but glowfags have multiple bots
Wake the fuck up faggot
Here’s your (you) dumb bitch
Anonymous No.40974934 >>40974954
>>40974641
Drawing 1/11 or 11/111 is insanely easy to get on a slow board, and furthermore the implicit assertion that kek favors you therefore you're right is not how kek magic works, again especially on a slow board. But whatever, you're one half of the noise itt. I'm sure the 5 or 10 regular users appreciate the cultural gatekeeping, next years 7 users will feel great. The year afters' 4 etc.
Anonymous No.40974954 >>40974990
>>40974934
>I hate my job
Cry more migga biscuit bitch
Anonymous No.40974990
>>40974954
Oh good, you think I give a shit about you because you're retarded. Have a nice cup of tea.
Anonymous No.40975074 >>40975849
>>40974856
Lol you're fucking retarded. ~95% of threads don't have tripfags in them, but they have glow niggers and bots regardless. There is no connection. These people do not need trip codes to keep track.
Anonymous No.40975479
>>40973131
parasites are loaded with heavy metals, could they work as message receivers?
Anonymous No.40975489 >>40976614
>>40973430
I'm not gonna drink my own pee for feds to laff thank you
Anonymous No.40975493
>>40973525
Lackluster choking, small hands
>>40973595
Well have at it then come back and tell us how it went, post pictures
Anonymous No.40975509
>>40974210
>Tea that comes in tea bags has fluoride in it
is this true? how do you know anon
Anonymous No.40975543 >>40976453
>>40974210
Hmmm just from surface reading
https://truthaboutfluoride.com/fluoride-in-tea/
Here it claims proper tea from the tea plant yes, it accumulates fluoride it absorbs from the soil, but "tea" (herbal blends) made from other types of leaves, flowers, etc. should be fine.
But it makes no sense to me, if plants absorb fluoride from soil then both and most shit you eat even if you grow it yourself should have some level of fluoride.
Are we fucked or what.
Anonymous No.40975601
White tea has the best calming properties. A good quality bai mu dan or fuding silver needle.
Anonymous No.40975849 >>40976481 >>40978381
>>40975074
That’s what the glowfuck nigger biscuit just told you idiot
How is he supposed to get paid if his bosses can’t tell how many threads he shat in today
I know you’ve never held a job bot sgt major dicksucker isn’t going to pay private nigga triscuit without checking if he’s actually done his work
Fucking retard
Anonymous No.40976294 >>40979272
>>40974565
>The site could benefit from tripfags, namefags, and avatarfags, because it gives at least a little bit of leverage against bots
No. It does not. It's trivial to set up a bot to use any of the above, while encouraging special snowflake culture of shitheads feeling the need to stand out. It's not worth it and should be condemned.
Anonymous No.40976417 >>40977390
>>40973334
Borax is the best anti-fungal. You can bathe in it and drink it in very tiny dilute amounts. If you are drinking it then put like one teaspoon of borax into a gallon jug (glass) and take a sip two or three times a day. You can add up to a cup into a bathtub but it may dry out your skin a little at first. For a bath I combine one cup each of epsom salt, borax, baking soda, and sea salt. Soaking in a hot bath with this added for one hour will detoxify you very well and will help to clear negative spirits. Start the bath very hot but don’t burn yourself and sit for at least an hour until the water has cooled. Please do research before doing anything though
Anonymous No.40976453 >>40980052
>>40975543
Sodium fluoride is poisonous. Calcium fluoride is naturally found in tea and is safe.
Anonymous No.40976481
>>40975849
Cute how archaic you imagine botting happens, like there is definitely no client side infrastructure that was built out in the first place that, definitely no leaks of source code that anyone can see. You've seriously got no clue about how easy it is to ssh into another computer. Your mistake is in assuming that a user is even human by default.
Anonymous No.40976614 >>40977387
>>40973131
Back in the day most herbs were just picked from the ground outside (instead of commercially grown like today). Obviously they still bought and sold them but blerh. You know what I mean I hope.
Anyway. It was basically a different world. Herbs made the bath smell better, now we have bath bombs and whatever. I'm not saying it doesn't help with whatever, but realize that "the greeks did it" isn't as important a claim as you think. The greeks also used lead to sweeten their wine unless I'm mixing them up with the romans.

>>40973506
>seem to fall into the black magic sphere of things.
A black witch is just someone who is willing to be selfish OR hurt someone else occasionally. That doesn't mean they don't also help people or heal or whatever. Even a murderer has loved ones, etc. Not the best follow-up I guess lol.

>>40975489
You need to first plaster your bathroom in tinfoil so they can't spy on you, then you can drink your urine in peace.
Anonymous No.40976664 >>40977384
I believe that licorice kills the worm
I will not substaniate my claim
Anonymous No.40977384
>>40976664
I’m about to buy so many redvines. Thanks anon
Anonymous No.40977387
>>40976614
I didn’t say it was importsnt that Greeks did anything you stupid faggot
Stop projecting
Anonymous No.40977390
>>40976417
Yeah I was drinking borax (sipping throughout the day) just two weeks ago
It’s effective much more than a bath but when I took 1/4 teaspoon in 16 ounces of water in 30 minutes 2 years ago it made me puke.
I just don’t find baths effective but drinking these supplements can require a light touch
I took so much potassium carbonate at work before I thought I might faint while walking because my blood pressure plummeted
They require titrating up slowly usually
Anonymous No.40977651 >>40979272
>>40969873 (OP)
Most of the spices included in a Chai masala tea are antifungal.
Cloves, mint, nutmeg, cinnamon, fennel, etc.
Ginger tea is also antifungal and easy to make. You just mix hot water and fresh ginger. Tastes great
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40978381
>>40975849

>private nigga triscuit


You ought get rewarded for this, parasited anon, here you go :)
Anonymous No.40979272
>>40976294
100% and based
>>40977651
Sure but all of those are less effective than mint
Some of these are cheaper and stronger than others
Anonymous No.40980052
>>40976453
Too much conflicting info, I'm sure you know what you're talking about but this shit is giving me pause bro.
Anonymous No.40980057
>>40974210
Doesn't nearly all tea/plant life has that?
Anonymous No.40980232 >>40980367
Is the parasite making me like femdom? Seems pretty disgusting and unnatural to me yet the urges keep coming.
Anonymous No.40980367
>>40980232
possible
do the cleanse, fast and measure your response
Anonymous No.40981016
>>40969873 (OP)
Too bad you don’t want caffeine because matcha has been amazing for anti fungal tea for me
Anonymous No.40981121 >>40982279
jasmine
Anonymous No.40981170
Lemon balm is a good one, used in medicine for thousands of years, part of mint family and tastes like citrus
Anonymous No.40982279
>>40981121
She’s cool but what she have to do with parasites?
Anonymous No.40982550 >>40982975
>>40969873 (OP)
i like oolong, sometimes rooibos if you consider it tea
Anonymous No.40982975
>>40982550
>oolong
I prefer ooshort
Anonymous No.40984156
I dig this thread