Thread 41262064

I have this obsession with the boundaries of the human experience and hope someone creates a website dedicated to cataloguing all possible experiences....for now I got an iceberg of human experiences...pic-related.

If you have more to add, list them below.

>>41262064 (OP)

>anatolian shaman mass suicide ascendancy

Hey, gotta navigate by *something* ... :p

>>41262225
Right on.

>>41262248

Really did like that iceberg. It seems well rooted. :)

>>41262590
Thank you! :) Hope there'll be more of such icebergs and lists

Wild ride super fun thx for making it!
Gotta have some stuff about realizing you are the universe, realizing that you will never end, realizing that your moral frame will end and that your perception will end which is the same as permadeath and cessation, realizing that because consciousness will continue somewhere 'you' will continue somewhere but it won't be 'you', realizing that everything you want you'll get, realizing that everything you fear you'll get, realizing everything you hate will destroy you, realizing everything you love will heal you, realizing the reverse of the last two. Fiber is good for you. Fiber is bad for you. Meat is good for you. Meat is bad for you. Enjoying your first nashville fried chicken sandwich. Listening to your favorite song for the first time. Listening to your favorite song years later and realizing you don't like it as much and you may never like another song as much. Listening to a new song that fulfills you in a different way that is appropriate to the times. Playing Disco Elysium. Playing Doom. Playing Starcraft. Playing games. Hating that you play games. Quitting games. Hating that you hate playing games. Playing games. Realizing life is a game. Realizing a game is a small life. Realizing that everything matters, nothing matters, some things matter, consciousness is in a continual process of refining matter and experience, fear of heaven, desire for hell, the reverse, then the reverse, then the reverse then the reverse.
Realizing that you've heard this story before.
Realizing that you've lived similar lives.
Realizing that you will never live another life.
Realizing that this life was the only one.
Realizing that this life will repeat forever.
Realizing that all will be remembered and that all action will be seen, nothing will be unrevealed, and all evil will forever hang its head in shame for what it could have been and achieved, realizing that it will be 'you' that hangs your head in shame
etc.

>>41262715
I didn't make it, but it was still super fun!

Thank you for detailing your own long list of possible experiences, I loved it!

Life is indeed a game among other possible models and experiences :)

SS difficulty:
>having a polar bear pet
>having a shark pet in a tank at your home
>Desert Father
>being a human sacrifice
>officiating a human sacrifice
>mr olympia
>stigmatist
>sokujushinbutsu (self-mummified Shingon buddhist monk)
>12 perfect Brahmacari
>Juna Akhara group. Naga Sadhu
>polygamist militia-compound leader
SSS difficulty:
>having dated multiple "top" runaway models\fashion weeks habitues
>serial killer AND spree killer
>catholic Papacy
>POTUS
>you inspire local boogeyman folklore
>bodybuilding on a 100% cannibal diet

>>41263048
other SS difficulty:
>longest time in prison isolation (pic related, formerly)
>Los Frikis de Cuba (self-inoculated HIV+\AIDS blood to go a sanatorium and not die in hunger ,during a crisis period 0
>surviving more than one genocide
>becoming a bishop of a fringe, obscure church you joined as an adult convert
>FBI most wanted + faking your death in a country wherein you're already a Joe Doe + being an international deadbeat dad
>north korean top 1% Elite
>member of a korea Chaebol, or japanese Zaibatsu
>member of the top Saudi royalty circles
>eldest son of a Chabad dynasty, or FLDS cult (leader's eldest son)

>>41263048
>>41263143
Based! Thank you so much for these SS and SSS difficulty human experiences

>>41263143
>winning a Nobel prize with plagiarized content
>being the CIA guy tasked with orchestrating fake mass shootings
>having stage IV cancer on the lungs, brain, and bone, "full blown" AIDS, Hep A,B,C, Tuberculosis AND YET staying alive for 20 or so years
>Canonization (catholic, orthodox)
>ISIS, al qaeda, etc put a huge bounty on your head
>CIA-SAC, DARPA, FSB-GRU, KGB-Alpha etc special operations officer
>Antarctica bare-handed naked hermit
>bare-handed naked K-2 summit

>>41263191
>Access to Himalayan maps which don't censor the location of Mount Meru which is taller than Everest

>>41263211
>>41263191
Based! Based! Based! Thank you so much, if you can keep em coming.

SSS difficulty:
>Serial magnicide and regicide
>praying to get -and getting- advanced cancer ,to force yourself to git gud and psych yourself up
>multiple altruistic organ donation whilst alive
>voluntarily "lost at sea" as a religious hermitage practice for a few years
>dressing White Tie for everything, like going for groceries or taking the local bus, but being so well-known as a badass no one gives you shit
>morbidly obese central-american kleptocratic dictator and death squad enthusiast
>surviving at least 2 different forms of execution
>recreational flakka Heroic Dosing
>hare krishna preaching in the top 0,1% most dangerous (due to human causes) areas in the planet

>>41263368
Epic SSS difficulty human experiences, keep em coming if you can.

Here are some human experiences I thought of not in any particular difficulty:
>achieving enlightenment
>going to the gun range in a fursuit
>starting a polytheistic cult in an islamic country
>Sacking a holy site
>CIA, FSB, etc. bounty on your head

>>41262064 (OP)
If you can imagine it you can experience it.

>>41263422
Dubs

Yes I agree.

"If you can dream it, you can do it! - Walt Disney

Now list those dreams!

>fringe theory terrorist/insurgent
>actual practising anarcho-primitivist
>Sufi malamati
>crush porn
>red rooms
>being openly radqueer
>being part of an organized crime group
>being part of a think tank
>raped by a woman
>jumping out of a plan without a parachute....and surviving.
>Surviving in a isolated pocket of air within your ship wreck down in the ocean depths living off coca cola while avoiding getting eaten by sharks
> Catholic Church Exorcist
>Demon possession
>Dreams telling the future

>>41263411
There are probably some I mislabelled (either over, or under, rated), I have been thinking about these type of items for a while, but kinda made the list-ratings on the go
Other SSS items:
>hermit in an underwater, or outer-space ,facility
>figuring out what the One Piece is before Oda publishes the chapters
>live streaming your brain surgery and using the money to retire early in brazil
>being hit by lighting, a meteorite, satellite debris, surviving a mass shooting\terror attack, and then dying at 100+
>sex with Ariana Grande
>cucking the POTUS

>>41263626
No worries, your list of experiences are still amazing regardless of mislabelling

>Cucking an African dictator
>Joining an elite secret society
>Permanently reality shifting
>Being the fattest human alive
>Being the skinniest human alive
>Being the shortest human alive
>Being the tallest human alive
>Using Law of Attraction to attract minors to you
>Being POTUS's astrologer
>Being the General Sectary of the Soviet Union's fortune teller
>Cicada 3301 member

>your selfie gets used by an obscure mexican goregrind band
>kills US president, go to jail and be freed after sentence, kill the then-US president
>alternative Papacy Claimant-run IRL cult
>playing along at a "no touch ko" mcdojo until you reach a black belt
>stylite monk
>digambar jain sadhu
>Gohonzon Scroll collector
>running a thumbnail production Internet Farm
>meeting clickfarm slaves trough omegle or such apps and trying to help them escape
>russian IRL true crime groupie meetups (DO NOT research)

>Running a Shia Assassin cult
>Starting a Buddhist monastery in Eastern Europe
>Sieging Mecca
>Being a warlord
>Winning a war as a pacifist organization
>Sex strike
>Sonichu medallion curse
>Being a lolcow

SSSS items (be extremely careful if attempting)
>taken up to the Third Heaven whilst alive -temporarily
>visiting the terrestrial Eden
>lifelong global moneyless hitchhiking
>absolute detachment from Industrial Society, or it's consequences since Agriculture (need to live in extremely isolated, specific, parts of the world, start buck naked ,etc)
>joining a David Koresh loyalists internet network
>Rural People's Party prison-support network +La Resistencia Latina true believers, activists, grassroot militants-- regardless of sutter's proven glowiness-

>>41263804
To add onto that SSSS difficulty:
>surviving 2 nuclear bomb attacks

not in any order/difficulty

>Globewide cult/Total consensus (either via dumb luck or coordination)
>Anti-pilled, awakened or enlightened induvidual who decides to be a normie instead of anything else
>hostage/dying to space pirates
>Meth cook in Albuquerque
>Pavloving yourself into being sexually attracted to the sound of machinery
>Killing school shooter with a stapler
>Gay-Supportive transphobe heavily armed hippie
>Successful eco-terrorist, total earth rejuvenation
>Liveleak factory worker
>Unknown artistic prodigy only appreciated after death
>Indian man photoshopping fake quotes on facebook
>Victim of an extraterrestrial sexpat

>>41264041
Thanks for contributing! These are some nice ones! Keep em coming if you can! :)

>eating four large metal ball bearings and unusually having no medical complications
>Pushed someone in a wheelchair off a cliff
>Made a blimp
>someone makes a cum tribute to a picture of you
>Saw your own body 3rd person after getting guillotined
>Wearing socks
>Drinking a smoothie of emulsified hay.
>Highest number of people pissed on
>Sunburnt 100% of your exposed skin at once
>Invent new type of bread

>>41262064 (OP)
> “I have this obsession with the boundaries of the human experience”
> lives in mom’s basement

>>41264096
Thanks! Once again keep em coming if you can.

>>41262064 (OP)
this is just celebritist human experiential cess and then there is a picture of leaves to somehow identify as a human experience, you fucking tard. you also forgot to write "IDE parenting"

>Rebuilding the titanic
>Zorbing in an abandoned subway tunnel
>owning a run-down pachinko parlor
>Preforming cpr on a squirrel
>never seeing the full moon
>Hugging an elderly chinese man
>Watching an urban explorer who doesn't know you are there
>Making an original perfume
>Trading toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
>Censoring government documents
>streetracing with a sleeper minivan
>limiting your screentime to 30 minutes a day
>Worrying about the future death of Jar Jar binks voice actor Ahmed Best
>Having sex with M00t the founder of 4chan.

>>41264178
KEK, nice ones. Thank you for the contribution!

>>41262064 (OP)
Blue Eisenhower November

espartaco 18 (do not research)

>>41262064 (OP)
wow

>>41266229
I know :)

>favourite apostle
>writer of successful epic poem
>discoverer of a continent
>discoverer of cure for major desease
>creator of musical instrument
>national embarrassment
>lover of Cleopatra
>
>wrongfully convicted of pedophilia
>kidnapped for scientific experiments
>skinned alive
>death by a thousand cuts
>wife gives birth to child of other race
>feral child
>simpson's voice actor
>jenkem addict
>professional fluffer

>never getting a vaxx and never paying any tax
>Dual Seedline Christian Identity believer as a black person
>human safari company CEO
>pre-industrial slaughterhouse worker
>going insane from Jansenist rigorist theology
>euthanasia-pod technician
>guillotine quality tester
>ISIS suicide bomber instructor

>>41266671
Thanks! Once again interesting contributions.

>>41266840
never getting a vaxx and never paying any tax....based!

>>41266859
No problem, friend, thank you for the (You) and for the good and interesting work.

>Being your own doppelganger
>Accidentally throwing away a winning lottery ticket
>Committing a suicide bombing and surviving
>Becoming your own grandfather
>Getting stranded on the moon
>Changing your race
>Blackmailing a politician
>Getting your song plagiarized by a famous musician
>Born through your mother inseminating herself with her own bone marrow
>Living inside the walls of someones home
>Slipping into an alternate reality

>your mom gets pregnant from a just-recent corpse's sperm, she dies before you're taken out of the womb
>being kicked out of an Aghori Order for being too disgusting
>banned from Onionchan and Cebollachan
>expelled from your local communist party for publishing an admiring review of Jim Jones's People's Temple commune
>No living relatives, terminal cancer, but you have 5 million dollars of 100% disposable money
>illegal milkshake barman (you sell milkshakes made with human lactation milk )
>janitor (cleaning worker) at a japanese BDSM-femdom brothel
>crime clean-up crew worker in rural Mississippi ,Alabama ,Arkansas, or the Louisiana Everglades
>north korean mortician and funeral house official
>australian Aum Shinrikyo remnant devotee

>>41268133
>>41268288
Based!

Some of these made me laugh such as the human lactation milk and janitor at japanese BDSM femdom brothel.

>Having your birth livestreamed
>Being the tallest midget
>Getting the death penalty for shitposting on an image board
>Breaking into peoples homes and leaving presents
>Constructing a fake town in the middle of the desert
>Discovering footage of a previous cycle

>>41268731
>>Breaking into peoples homes and leaving presents
Santa Claus!!

>elephantiasis on an amputated limb stump
>anorexic top-level chef
>successful late stage AIDS + tertiary syphilis bug chaser
>actor who plays an ex-satanist in a TV pastor's satanic panic interview
>porn movie extra
>porn movie stuntman double
>CIA task force assassin that targets flat earth whistleblowers
>recreational MKultra user
>Major in Genocide Studies
>US army Scientology chaplain
>Labubu copyright attorney
>actor who plays the hapless opponent in Mcdojo no-touch KO videos

Stopping by to say that this is a hilarious thread and I hope it continues in the morning.

>Special Olympics gold medalist
>Special Olympics last place
>idiot savant
>Mount Everest summiter
>manager of Champions League winning club
>unwilling legitimate Pope according to traditionalist catholic sedevacantist group
>unwilling Dalai Lama
>sheikh of a Sufi tariqa
>sub-Saharan buddhist
>Mongolian catholic
>only follower of major world religion in whole country
>game show host
>cooking show host
>endangered species fertility technician
>penis showing in famous album cover
>waking up in own funeral
>buried alive
>sold by own parents
>total facial disfigurement
>stalked by female
>raped by female

>>41262064 (OP)
flow states
>skateboarding
>developing software; having OOBE while doing so, entering a phatom-state while opertating a computer.
>making any form of art and effortlessly channeling the great artists/archetypes of the collective conscious, essentially becoming them if for a moment.. ie painting in a picasso-like state with child-like innocence; doing something like Kanye, or "like kobe"

>>41268731
>>41269229
>>41269351
>>41271372
>>41271459
Thank you all anons for contributing, these are amazing! Keep em coming if you can :)

>>41262064 (OP)
what are you waiting for? why allow yourself such low agency? If this is really an obsession, then why not create this website yourself? Use lovable or other AI creation tools. You can make a website in minutes, add custom things with lovabe, cursor, replit. You need no programing or design background, just prompt it.

>>41271599
Great idea! Thanks for the encouragement!

I'll get to it but it's gonna have to wait for a few days as I'm currently in a foreign country. I'll get to work on some sort of wiki once I'm back from my trip.

>>41271599
>>41271619
why not just make a normal iceberg chart, without the schizposting meme thing, the cosmic and norse poem etc..remove all that; make a legible normal iceberg-tiers chart including the best ideas ITT

>>41262064 (OP)
Qrd on high priest boating accidents

>>41262064 (OP)
Making past the ice wall and see how huge earth actually is, see civilizations that are million years ahead of us. Realize that we are fodder.

>>41271971
I'll do that too.

>Getting PSSD
>Overdosing on Research Chems
>Accidental Assassination
>Extreme Time Dilation
>Sudden Hearing Loss
>Discovering a new species
>Partying in a submarine
>Possessing a demon
>Hot Air Balloon Suicide
>Burning a library
>Post Injury Super intelligence
>Eating frostbitten flesh
>Boating on Deliriants
>Permatripping
>Eating raw bear meat
>Self Immolation
>1.5% BAC
>Terrorist that got away
>Mass grave body
>Male Findom
>Curing all allergies
>Micro Coma
>Self-testing a bio weapon
>Advertising to children
>Raping a bishop
>Starving in open space
>Juggling live animals
>Car accident every day
>Ethical Cannibalism
>Botched Penis Implant
>Human Skull Drinking Chalice

>>41272446
Very nice, thanks!

>failure to procreate as last member of royal dynasty
>losing family fortune in single night of gambling
>losing parents, spouse and children in a single day
>failing tribal rite of passage into manhood
>universally beloved work of satire turns you, your life's work and your entire lineage into an absolute joke
>worshipped as a god by tribe of savages
>sexually attracted to arthropods
>becoming a ghost
>castrato singer
>bullfighter
>gladiator
>food taster
>most expensive working prostitute in the world
>male with most times jacked off to completion in a lifetime
>eaten alive by beloved pet
>forced to swallow molten gold
>accidental first-degree incest

>>41272566
Dubs and great contributions

>>41264178
>>Worrying about the future death of Jar Jar binks voice actor Ahmed Best
lmao

>>41272566
I HATE tribal passages into manhood. Not because I hate male-ness, but because I hate adulthood.

>Giving birth
>So much failed suicide attempts that no one takes you seriously anymore
>Being up lost in the middle of nowhere as a gringo in latinoamerica and ending up in a village where no one even speaks spanish (they only speak some indian native dialect)
>Watching a movie at the cinema and being the only one in the room
>Child celebrity
>Shooting in the head the dog or horse who used to be your best friend to end their suffering or bc they've become dangerous
>Paying a few groceries with bundles of bills (hyperinflation)
>Being old and staring out your window at the street 14hrs/day
>Grandson of a dictator
>Actually committed the perfect crime
>Actually undocumented, no birth certificate or any document whatsoever attesting of existence

>Crushed to death by your own porn collection
>Objectively ugliest person in history
>Writing on a stone tablet
>Wrongly executed for being a witch
>Actually practicing witchcraft during a witch trial and getting away with it
>Working as a human computer
>Being a lost cosmonaut
>Born with more than 4 sex chromosomes
>Disappearing without a trace
>Feral child

I'm gonna use some of these for my 100 items of my bucket list.
>i'm gonna die soon, so that's why i'm interested.
WHY am I going to die soon? you see...the item number 100 of the bucket list is-death. that means; i dont live and do the list before I die. I do the list to be able to die and to, in fact and in and on itself, achieve Death.

>>41273749
>>41273792
Once again, very interesting although some have been repeated I think such as the feral child.

>>41273825
Based, don't let your memes be dreams

consider reading Human Universals by Donald Brown if you're serious about this

>>41273935
>Human Universals by Donald Brown
Thanks for the interesting book recommendation but sounds like I would disagree with it.

Doesn't mean it ain't a interesting book so thanks!

>>41262064 (OP)
I made this iceberg years ago and posted it on reddit, u/bronzephysique. Kinda wild to run into it here.

>>41274098
I can translate the language if anyone is interested?

>>41274098
Thanks for making this! I really liked your work cuz I have a fetish for pushing the boundaries of the human experience and thinking abstract thoughts so your iceberg scatched an itch.

>>41274107
Please do!

I plan on making my own iceberg based off of yours and the other anon's contributions starting a wiki cataloguing human experiences.

You got discord?

>>41274123
Yes pm me on reddit, ill be on tomorrow. Im in Brussels time zone

>>41273749
>Offspring of a child rape victim
>Being a judge and sentencing someone to mandatory abortion
>Growing up in a legitimately supportive and accommodating community
>Owning an exotic animal farm
>Owning a wrestling promotion
>Being exempt from government stagnation
>Working construction of future black sites
>Working demolition of decommissioned sites
>Being capable of self-impregnation (parthenogenesis) as a human

>>41274154
These go dark and hard. Thanks!

>>41262064 (OP)
>Morbidly Obese
>Rare
Must not be American....

Some rare & super rare ones:
>Owning over 100 unique species animals (no two of the same kind)
>Inventing a word that's used by billions of people
>Being the first to climb a very tall mountain
>First person to die on national television
>Never leaving the same building you were born in for your entire life and living until 70-80 yrs old
>Eating the meat of every animal on earth
>Discovering a new color
>Interacting with an angel while still mortal
>Going past the Antarctica "limit" that most aren't allowed in
>Seeing the underground bases the elites live in
>Altering your own DNA to become a beast-man

>>41274864
KEK

>>41274916
Interesting rare ones.

>>41274959
nice image, I also got 2 neet savior post singularity images, here's the first one

>>41274965
Holy shit, a new meme I don't have! Thanks!

>>41274968
Here's the 2nd wagecuck degen vs NEET savior post singularity

>>41274916
>Discovering a new color
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olo_(color)

>>41274971
>>41274977
Dubs and nice images of possible human experiences in the future

>>41274973
Do you have this one?

>>41274990
Yeah I do but thanks for posting it anyways

>>41274991
I remember this one but didn't have it, really cool! Thanks for posting both

>>41274983
Nice showing examples and sources of possible human experiences happening IRL

>>41262064 (OP)
this is the most retarded fucking idea i have ever seen

>>41262064 (OP)
https://qualiacomputing.com/2020/01/18/a-big-state-space-of-consciousness/

>The state-space of consciousness is unimaginably large (and yet finite)

>I think we will discover the core principles of a foundational theory of consciousness within a century or so. That is, we might find plausible solutions to Mike Johnsons’ 8 subproblems of consciousness and experimentally verify a specific formal theory of consciousness before 2100. That said, there is a very large distance between proving a certain formal theory of consciousness and having a good grasp of the state-space of consciousness.

>If we are to truly grasp the state-space of consciousness, we should also take into account non-human animal qualia. And then further still, due to dual-aspect monism, we will need to go into things like understanding that high-entropy alloys themselves have qualia, and then Jupiter Brains, and Mike’s Fraggers, and Black Holes, and quantum fields in the inflation period, and so on. This entails a combinatorial explosion of the likes I don’t believe anyone is really grasping at the moment. We are talking about a monumental “monster” state-space far beyond the size of even the wildest dreams of full-time dreamers. So, I’d say -honestly- I think that mapping out the state-space of consciousness is going to take millions of years.

>>41275005
Luxury ruralism with hints of of a neo-pastoralism and Dyson aestivation

>>41275026
>https://qualiacomputing.com/2020/01/18/a-big-state-space-of-consciousness/
Ooooh seems someone has already created a website dedicated to this

No matter, I'll still create my own iceberg and wiki but it's cool someone else did this too!

>>41275270
>being the baby to old man's prison guard
that bastard infant... unforgivable crime. What was it he did again?

>>41262064 (OP)
first caeser salad?

>>41275005
>>41274990
what are these memes called? schizo chart?

> find in page... "pogrom"
> not found
> mrw

>>41262064 (OP)
I'm late 30's and have an undescended wisdom tooth, achievement unlocked WOOO!

>>41275275
Being the grandson of a Chinese emperor's heir (not joking, look up Chinese Emperor Wu imprisons baby)

>>41276290
Future compasses are what they are called.

>>41276335
Feel free to add pogrom in your own list

>>41276467
LOL nice.

>>41275422
Dubs and no.

>being the founder of a major world religion
>being a conqueror
>Defeating entire temples of Shaolin monks as a martial artist on orders from the Chinese Ming Government
>Participating in the Dojo Wars in Chicago
>Participating in the Ice Cream Wars in Scotland
>Winning the 2nd Liberian Civil War as a group of pacifist women.