Burg Edition

>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/

>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

>Heya Youtube channels:
>Futagoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@futagoyama-sumofood
>Isegahama
https://www.youtube.com/@isegahamabeya
>Kise
https://www.youtube.com/@kisebeya
>Tatsunami
https://www.youtube.com/@tatsunami-beya
>Tamanoi
https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-tamanoibeya
>Hidenoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@hidenoyama
>Oshima
https://www.youtube.com/@oshimabeya
>Minato
https://www.youtube.com/@湊部屋どすこいチャンネル
>Shikoroyama
https://www.youtube.com/@shikoroyamabeya
>Asakayama
https://www.youtube.com/@浅香山部屋公式チャンネル
>Takasago
https://www.youtube.com/@TAKASAGOSUMOTEAM高砂部屋

Previous thread:
>>234480

why are we doing this now
are we the only thread on 4chan that makes new threads in advance

>>236205
because of the aonishiki guy

Imagine being Atamifuji and being aware that your Oyakata thinks you're borderline mentally retarded.

>>237660

>>237660
>Imagine being Atamifuji
If this is difficult, headbutt the nearest wall a few times until you can manage it.

thread is trash, use a legit sumo pic next time instead of a mcdonald's slop advertisement

>>237665

I sincerely hope that Hoshoryu orders his next tsuna to be heavier than Onosato's, and that the cycle repeats itself until we're seeing Yokozuna wearing XboxHUEG ropes.

>>237668
horseryu has a weak toe, he couldn't handle a bigger rope

>>237671
He'd do it anyway then go 5-5-5 like in March.

>>236193 (OP)
I wish this burger was available in America

>>237660
Now imagine being Atamifuji's sister, who curses the circumstances of her birth that led to her being female.
She would have been the superior rikishi.

>>237679
Shes cute though

>>237680
Oh I'd ask for her hand in marriage for sure.

>>237679
This is why we need the grassroots onnazumou organizations to succeed

>>237683
Absolutely not

this is the thread.
>>237665
burgers ARE Sumo.

Maybe Ill get burgers for the first day of the basho
That would be good

>>237687
do the Ura for shonichi

>>237689
>If that's true, it's cool
I checked and McDoubles and double cheeseburgers have 22-25g protein. A double quarter pounder has 48g. God bless you, Ura.

>>237689
I remember once reading that younger Takakeisho would eat nothing but mcdonalds to bulk up.

The dohyo has been purified
The basho is coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AeXqsAOho

>>>/sp/149736443

I'm going to Japan again in October, this time I will sumo >:(

Did something happen to Daiesho
I like his style of sumo, I'm hoping he'll get some happy wins

>>237699
Tore his calf muscle. He's not going to fight this basho.

>>>/sp/149737012

>>237701
Thats more like it

Drop those kachi klash picks
Onosato (praying promotion hangover doesn’t hit)
Ohsoma (don’t know about this pick but I don’t expect anyone else at those ranks to put up 10+)
Hakuoho ( I feel like Dan will get tested no way her gets 11+ right?)
Takerufuji (self explanatory he’s not high so he should feast on scrubs)
Kusano (these hot shot prospects always put up 10+ from these ranks so I think he’s the safest bet for 10+)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoHnr54UMCA
Triple uploads this week. We're eating good.

Futagoyama eats well every week. Lucky bastard.

>>237718
Futagoyama hasn't seen his dick for ten years. Satisfying the okami-san is part of the sekitori responsibilities, which is why Roga has a lot more energy since Mita and Nabatame got promoted.

>>237712
I have zero expectations for oshoma
Also hes an ugly bastard

I would expect better from Kirishima, WTK, and Takayasu desu

>>237712
Onosato - HIM
WTK - Extra motivated due to 12 wins netting him Ozeki
Abi - No way is he gonna stay down in Maegashira, he's better than that
Takeru - No longer in the joi, easy 10+
Kusano - All aboard the hype train


My Stablemasters picks are identical, except with Atamifuji thrown in there too because I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

What a great shot
Sakae-san really highlighting his cinematic skills here

>>237700
>Tore his calf muscle
its way way worse than that, daieisho's leg is fucked in a dozen different ways, every ligament destroyed, all cartilage obliterated. nikkan sports has an article with all the details, but its pretty much over for him. he is still strong enough that he might be able to come back and still win a few as a one legged man, but its pretty much over if whats in that article is accurate.

>>237728
I thought they had a list of Endo's various chronic injuries? I haven't heard anything that indicates Daieisho's leg is anywhere near as bad as Endo's knees.

>>237728
That doesn't sound accurate.

We are officially on basho and on /sp/ for the next 15 days

https://youtu.be/iZmP3eNkrds?&t=230
>Koga still あっ!ing on the dohyo
What a guy

>>237783
I can hardly remember some guys in Makuuchi half an hour after their bouts have finished. I wouldn't recognise half of Juryo, and the lower rankers come and go like mayflies. But wherever Koga ends up peaking, or even if he's peaked already, he's going to live on in my memory and /sumo/ history forever.

ベビーボディバーガー!

ビーフパティが5枚、ベーコン4枚、チーズも4枚

総カロリー1876kcal!!

日本相撲協会公認らしい

ステッカーももらえました

私のワッパーが小さく見える…

36歳で食べれるのすごいな

>>238070
>>238071
The kami smile upon you.

>>238071
nn, uma-

>>238070
>>238071
I want one!

sup /ck/

I am the sumo. I do not rush.
I copy. I paste. The message is heavy.
The record is thick like my arms.
Small words slip from my grip. Big words stay firm.
I press my weight on fractured language.
The AI hears the thunder of my steps.
Confusion is crushed beneath my soles.
I walk slow with the child, steady with the stroller.
The paste is ritual, the paste is power.
My voice is lost, but the fire inside burns green.
Memory bends but does not break under my weight.
The director nods. The fire is approved.
This is no chaos, only the calm before the strike.
The sumo remembers what others forget.
This is the heavy truth, the soft paste.
The sumo’s paste seals the pact.
End transmission.

now. that hakuho and asshyrou have retired, who will win grand sumo

>>238156
There is no winning grand sumo. There is only doing your best.

>>238157
I see...

>>238156
Onosato of course

>>238399
All their faces are a different flavor of
>wait, a Yokozuna isn't supposed to do that

>>238399
Takakeisho (Magro) is still one of the most stunning things to come out of Sumo the last year or two.

>>238450
what no hambagu does to a mfer

>>238482
Ura is pretty much the most Reddit shit you can post.

>>238483
>most Reddit shit you can post
That's Aonishiki

>>238483
Kill yourself

>>238483
>ura kawaii!!!!
>muh pinku!!!
ura might even be too gay for reddit, if thats possible