What's your excuse for not skating?

Tried it for a few years when I was young; could never progress with it and was always bad.
Too fat and old to start again now.

>>237764 (OP)
I don’t have a skateboard

>>237764 (OP)
im scared of falling

>>237764 (OP)
what a retarded thread

Skate boarders are mean towards beginners
Even though I'm really an OG back in 5th grade in the 90s

>>237764 (OP)
Too old to start Skateboarding (mid-20s) and on top of that too clumsy, and I am way too heavyset even if I am losing weight. I am doing sports that suit my body type more like wrestling-based stuff.
Still, I will say that I definitely respect the fuck out of skateboarders though.

>>237764 (OP)
You will get hurt! Get a big fucking dog, train it to need cloths in the fucking lol wind cunt. Toughen him back up - copy him

>>238059
What the fuck are you even talking about, ESL anon?

>>237764 (OP)
I'm not gay.

>>238005
Not really true anymore, core types are dicks but that's true of any hobby

>>237764 (OP)
cause it was full of beta basedboys. I took up lifting weights and boxing instead.

>>238141
sluggomode and mog the skate twinks

>>238011
I got back into it at 28 and now I landed my first kickflip in 15 years
You're just making excuses

>>237764 (OP)
For whatever reason I think it’s lame.

>>237764 (OP)
>picrel
Plus it's so played out it's about as cool as yo-yo now. If you skate people automatically assume you're an edgt faggot and lots of them are antifa queers.

>>237764 (OP)
im scared

>>238141
You could do both you realize that right?

and earn respect by not eating pavement every 5 minutes

I skateboard and I am scared of falling and getting hurt

>>238147
Anon, I weigh roughly 114kg, that's not ideal for a skater.
Plus almost everyone I've talked to about it strongly recommended skating for me, but if that's not true, then I'd be gladly willing to start.