Special Prizes with the Boys Edition

>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/

>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

>Heya Youtube channels:
>Futagoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@futagoyama-sumofood
>Isegahama
https://www.youtube.com/@isegahamabeya
>Kise
https://www.youtube.com/@kisebeya
>Tatsunami
https://www.youtube.com/@tatsunami-beya
>Tamanoi
https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-tamanoibeya
>Hidenoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@hidenoyama
>Oshima
https://www.youtube.com/@oshimabeya
>Minato
https://www.youtube.com/@湊部屋どすこいチャンネル
>Shikoroyama
https://www.youtube.com/@shikoroyamabeya
>Asakayama
https://www.youtube.com/@浅香山部屋公式チャンネル
>Takasago
https://www.youtube.com/@TAKASAGOSUMOTEAM高砂部屋

Previous thread:
>>236193

Theres already a thread that hasn't reached post/image limit
>>236172

>>239860
Thread splitters are perma-retards. Nothing can be done.

>>239860
We're gonna stay in this vicious cycle of people creating new threads just for it to sit there for a whole month. Just let it die so we can fix this mess.

>>239861
It's that one retard doing le epic trole'ing by making Dan OP threads when people are tired of it. Tamawashi's selfie absolutely deserves to be an OP pic.

>>239873
Why is Midorifuji like that

>>239874
It's genetic, there's nothing he can do to be any taller so please don't hold it against him.

>>239874
Pretty normal for jungyo, the dudes get bored.

Is he horny?

>>239878
That's K*senosato's stupid little warmup dance.

>>239878
>>239880
Who knows how many variations kise has taught him at this point.

>>239882
Yeah, sure, when Kisenosato does it he's "warming up", but when I do it I'm "not allowed within 100 meters of the school".

do NOT cross the red barrier

>>239883
Hand placement matters

>>239871
Aonishiki is featured prominently in the OP pic of this thread

>>239888
The fact that Dan is featured more prominently and more frequently in Japanese media stories about sumo than either of the yokozunæ or the basho winner is proof that Dan is the MC of sumo. He should be featured prominently in the OP pic of this or any other thread about sumo, leaving him out would be a cardinal mistake.

so are we just gonna have 2 active threads up all the time? we could've just used the other one, shit is embarrassing.

>>239892
i think its probably a complicated joke of some sort by one of the dan posters, this thread is supposed to be the non-dan thread while the other established thread was supposed to be ignored by the anti-dans for being a dan thread, but this thread has an image featuring dan slightly more prominently than in the original dan thread so that mean anti-dans are retarded or something.
expect more new 'non-dan' threads featuring images of dan in the future.

>>239901
>where's waldo, but with aonishiki

>>239901
The level of Dan in the OP is more than offset by how fucking based the picture is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZESKLuJxWyI&ab_channel=Full15Sumo

Relive it.

>>239920
ol' fishlips doesn't have any following among western viewers so i doubt if anyone wants to relive it

>>239871
No, it's the opposite.

>>239901
No, retard. It's the idiot who can't handle a joke OP image who demands that a different thread be made. As if anyone looks at the OP more than once anyway.
Thread splitters are fucking cancer.

Just nuke the whole board from /sumo/ and start over because some retards get triggered and assblasted from some fucking wrestler

HAHAHA am I pro-Dan or anti-Dan? You’ll never figure it out, but I’ll tell you anyway:
I’m both! I’ll post anti-Dan posts and reply to myself with pro-Dan rejoinders just to make it seem like an otherwise chill thread is full of conflict.

Why am I doing this? I tried to be a nice guy and I didn’t get sex from my oneitis.

I'm just curious is anyone that posts in the sumo threads not fat?

>>239937
I think I'm very close to Shishi's skinnyfat body type, but 0% muscle.

>>239937
We have a lot of skinny manlets as well.
I'm 5'7 and never been over 160 lbs in my life.

>>239901
This thread is supposedly "special prize edition" but its really a pic of Dan, the other thread is titled "Ajigawa senshuraku celebration edition" but it is also just a pic of Dan.
There is clearly a theme and it is obviously samefag who posted both of the threads

tl;dr this is a Dan thread and so is the other one

>>239940
5'7"/160 is fat

>>239942

>>239937
My BMI is 26.9 but I lift and know that I drink too much beer. If I stopped drinking I'd shed a ton of water weight quickly and go back to a non-overweight BMI within 2-3 weeks.

>>239948
>If I stopped drinking I'd shed a ton of water weight quickly and go back to a non-overweight BMI within 2-3 weeks.
>IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND!!!
nice self-flattering imagination you've got there. "sure I'm massively overweight, but I'm not really fat. I'm a physically fit person who just happens to be carrying 40 lbs of excess body fat around".
the twisted retardation of lardass logic never ceases to amaze me. its about 99% certain that you only like sumo because its one of the few places where you can see lardasses who aren't total failures at life, so you can project on the wrestlers and act like you're not really a fatass loser.
have you seen the fans who actually attend? how many of them are obese like you are?

>>239951
Eating 1g of carbohydrate causes your body to retain around 5ml of water for the better part of a week in order to process it. Alcohol is a carbohydrate. I've literally done this before, anon.

>>239952
>Alcohol is a carbohydrate
no it isn't, it doesn't digest to carbohydrates either.

>>239952
You're right in every respect but one, which is that you're replying to bait. The fact alone that he called you massively overweight when your BMI just barely tips into the overweight region should have clued you in.

>>239937
He's 100% among us.

>>239948
>I'm not fat
>I'm a fat drunk

>>239937
I’m 183cm tall and 68kg is the most I’ve ever weighed. Marathon running skeleton, here.

>>239959
are you a girl

>>239961
I think women sumo fans actually outnumber men.

>>239937
I weigh like 122lbs/55kg, but I am pretty small otherwise.

Do you guys live in or near London hahaha I just have a friend asking hahaha

Just for fun, an uncle/nephew comparison between their only common opponent (that I could find) Tochinoshin.

>>239992
Thanks for the webms anon, even comparing approaches year to year for each wrestler is interesting.
And how clearly hoshoryu, and tochi, has been slowly adding bulk every year

>>239995
>Tochinoshin's body went from Shishi to Terunofuji mode.

>>239937
>is anyone that posts in the sumo threads not fat?
I'm not fat, don't eat garbage, and I actually exercise for anywhere from 60 to 90 mins a day. I do love booze, though, and have to watch my intake or it does start to pile up on the waist.

>>240002
>Terunofuji mode.
teru had pathetically wimpy looking legs, they were an embarrassment

>>240027
>And now his expertise in leg training is being passed on to Takerufuji

>>240031

https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/sports/koshien/20250809-OYT1T50222/

Say hello to this year's high school Yokozuna, Kazuki Sawada. He and the other top 4 finishers are eligible for tsukedashi at Sandanme.

>>240034
i could take him

>>240034
>they actually give the HS yok a rope
That's honestly much cooler than a trophy.

over a month until the next basho...im not gonna make it bros...

>>240037
eh, compared to other sports, sumo feeds the craving regularly without half a year off-season.
as an angel fan I have to wait 5 months, once the last pitch is thrown, before they disappoint me again.

I don't want to go back to work. I'm so fucking depressed. Thanks for reading my blog

>>240034
why is the prize a giant croissant?

>>239941
>tl;dr this is a Dan thread and so is the other one
thats good tho

>>240041
I get to call in sick for the entire day because I scheduled my dentist appointment on a monday, skill issue.

>M10+ guy goes 10+ wins
>wow, he's so good. he will definitely become an ozeki!
>loses every match against sanyaku next basho, keeps bouncing around in lower maegashira
everytime

Dan really proved himself last basho. Can’t wait to see him in sanyaku in September. I think he will end up beating both yokos and getting the yusho. Dan isn’t the type of wrestler to make the same mistakes over and over again.

>>239937
I am an obese MF so yes, I'm fat as fuck.

>>240034
>Sandanme
grim

>>240041
That's the spirit. Take the neet pill.

>>240075
>Tamawaashi is shorter than the bar.

>Go make-koshi
>Get half a video dedicated to you anyway
>#SlopLife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO4qMp4hYSM

>>240080
>Go Kyujo.
>Get Video.
https://youtu.be/smaWLNJW1EM?feature=shared

>>240081
>Faggot re-streamer video.
Why would you even look at that?

>>240065
Sd100 also gets to skip maezumo just like the other tsukedashis, its like a 6 month head start on the pro career, the Ms60 start is only a further 2 month bonus.

>>240088
*Sd80

>>240080
Piggybacking off Futagoyama popularity. Already has more views in 7 hours than the Kotoshoho champ + Aonishiki from 3 days ago.

>>240075
Why did it turn Kusano Maori?

>>240094
Half of the Futagoyama viewers are 引きこもり gooning to Mita.