Thread 38955

ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.

Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.

Dodgeball with bocce.

Polo but with rodeo horses.

Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.

Any motor sport but without brakes.

Soccer with bowling balls.

Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.

Basketball but the court is oiled.

>>38955 (OP)
100M sprint but there is a sheer cliff drop right at the finish line.

Baseball but instead of the bat it's a venomous snake that you have to whip to hit the ball.

Chess but the pieces are white-hot metal

Long jump but you land in quicksand

Diving but instead of water it's quicksand.

Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his back.

Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.

Hurdling but the obstacles have blades.

Marathon but it's on active train tracks and you run in the same direction as the train that uses them.

Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.

Rollerskating with Ben Hur spikes

Table tennis but instead of playing against an opponent it's a wall and you win by lasting longer than your opponent.

Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.

Marathon and Moto GP simultaneously on the same circuit.

Fencing with high-power cattleprods

100m but it's two runners sprinting in opposite directions and slapping each other in the face like they're jousting.

Orienteering but it's the Sahara desert.

Curling but it's thin ice on a river.

Long jump but the run up is on an unfrozen ski-jumping slope.

Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.

Arm wrestling but with the other hand you hit your opponent with various non-cutting objects like bats, batons, bricks, whips, battery acid (diluted for safety), etc.
Each player has an assistant that can switch weapons based on what's needed, and a strategist to recommend the best moves and choices of weaponry.

Shot put but it's two teams competing against each other on a field.

Pole Fighting.
Basically pole vaulting but two opponents run against each other, vault without a bar, and hit each other while at the top.
Points are scored based on the hit/s.

Skeleton sledding but with pregnant women.

>>38955 (OP)
MMA but with krav maga techniques no longer banned

>>38955 (OP)
Barefoot figure skating

>>43060
Ice hockey but half the team is barefoot and the other has normal skates.

WebM Related.

ice speedway but they're towing a guy on ice skates who's allowed to interfere with competitors and also there's jumps

>>38955 (OP)
>Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.
That sounds like dueling. Someone would shoot everyone else and then just walk across the finish line.
>Polo but with rodeo horses.
Fuck using animals for sports.

Magnetic Lasso

>>44838
>guy hangs onto some of the racers for speed
>uses speed to grab a hold of competitor
>starts smashing and jerking the competitor

now that's a sport I'd watch

>>38955 (OP)
Soccer but one team is given a drug that accelerates their perception of time and the other team is given a drug that slows their perception of time.

>>38955 (OP)
Big wave surfing but all participants are black.

Track running but everyone has Battle Royale style necklaces and the last one gets picked off every few hundred metres.

Football/Soccer with no rules on fouling.

>>45040
Football/Soccer but all players are theatre arts majors and the ref judges your acting performance when you dive.

Basketball on pogo sticks

>>45070
Baseball but the bat is a pogo stick and you also have to use it instead of running

Wheelchair basketball but on razor scooters

>>45039
Just take males vs females. That wouldn't be extreme, just boring

Pretty much this:
>>44794

>>38955 (OP)
LAWN DART BADMINTON

HOT POTATO TENNIS
The ball is a grenade

>>38955 (OP)
bullfighting but with no fences

Blindfolded downhill skiing

Shirling

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6gu3mbl8SAk

>>45002
It would have to be cross country, A to B racing, with no set course. That way competitors can make a break for it and navigate separate routes or be more aggressive. My running mates and I have discussed this at length and come to the conclusion the perfect weapon would be a machete because it's also useful for bush whacking.

>>45040
Elimination racing is somewhat extreme I guess
https://youtu.be/qZ5YC-EeOSU

eSports
But when you die ingame you die IRL and some other pro eSports player takes your place.

>>38955 (OP)
Curling with time-fuse Anti-Personnel mines.

The Cannonball but with motorcycles.
A bicycle race through an african nation in a civil war
Competitive mountaineering
Baja Death Road

>>48932
The Cannonball but as a young Black male in the United States of America.

>>48678
This just sort of sounds like a good idea for everyone involved

>>40251

>skeleton sledding

had to look this up. Cannot stop laughing.

>I really want a medal but don't want to work for it

>>38955 (OP)
Didn't Sadam Hussein or his kid, Uday make the Iraqi soccer team play a round with a concrete ball in punishment for losing an AFC match or something?

>>49761
Only a problem around other blacks.

>>52431
Good thing America has plenty

>>38969
> Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.

I laughed so hard I spilt my brekfus all over. Hand over $6 for some tendies as repayment

>>38955 (OP)
Basketball but the only fouls are tackles and strikes

American football but no pads

American football but no line, only passes, no penalties

>>38955 (OP)
Battleship but both players are connected to an electric shock system. The voltage is turned up for attacks on larger ships, and sinking a ship causes 2-5 straight seconds of shock, with larger increased with bigger ships. When all the ships are sunk, the loser is shocked for 7-10 seconds straight

NASCAR but with folks that suffer from Parkinson's

no safety tightrope walking but you can only enter if you have narcolepsy

>>38955 (OP)

Two-way bowling

>>38955 (OP)
Motorsport without brakes would be really slow since they can only use engine braking. Would be less extreme and very boring

>>54652
Add a minimum speed threshold then.
If the sensor detects a speed lower than that, you're penalized or disqualified.

>>38955 (OP)
Baseball but you are allowed paintball guns to fire off rounds and prevent the defense from doing a good job/catching pop flys

>>38955 (OP)
binocular soccer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMKmQ2gStg

>>38955 (OP)
Nah senpai just armored 900 HP muscle cars with deadly weapons and I'm happy

>>56439
Race against Duke Nukem?

Ultimate frisbee but with discgolf discs.

Esports but if you die in the game you die in real life

>>60593
That's just regular eSports when you play for a government-sanctioned team in China.

>>52946
Any kind of car racing but all the drivers have epilepsy and/or other serious mental illnesses; no pit stops or breaks of any kind.

>>60492
>Ultimate frisbee but with small modern cymbals.
ftfy

pool, but you have to get the balls up your opponents asshole

>>38955 (OP)
Years ago my best friend got his firearm license during the same time I got into motorcycles. got the idea of rally target shooting, I would try and make it around a loop in the woods next to his land as fast as I could while he would shoot rounds onto cheap targets we would staple to the trees. good fun but he is heavy retarded and a bad shot

>>38955 (OP)
Just bring back Roman chariot racing. Way more fun than track racing today.

>>65826
How about motorized chariot racing?

>>38955 (OP)
Marathon but for leg amputees, no leg substitute help things

Skateboard vert jousting. Opponents drop in from opposite sides of the ramp.
From >>70841

Car jousting.
Any automobile race? Add a dude on top with some protective gear and a couple long poles. Give the driver some gear too.
Practitioners can either couch them like lances, or chuck them like spears.

Hot potato relay race

>>38955 (OP)
paintball but they're real guns and inmates on death row play against each other

>>78772
This but using inmates would be a human rights violation and it wouldn't be good optics-wise, so I'd get rid of that part.

>>38955 (OP)
>Soccer with bowling balls.
Is that you Uday?
>>38961
Great.
>>38955 (OP)
Pin the tail on the donkey but you're already quite drunk before you get blindfolded and spun around, and the donkey isn't going to be happy with the extra tail you're stapling to it.

>>38955 (OP)
Buzkashi but the goat is a weighted apparatus that at random points pokes out syringes that inject ketamine at random amounts at random intervals.

>>38975
I’m fucking dying

>>82696
I think the ketamine variable would make a great addition to many other sports as well

>>38955 (OP)
chess + sumo
as in:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing

NASCAR but there's no track. It's just a giant open flat and the first car to travel 500 total miles in any direction wins.

>>82974
This, but a computer places 3 family members of each pilot's in a random spot on the flat.
They each sit in an opaque tube so the pilots can't see who's inside.

>>38955 (OP)
>Any motor sport without brakes
Japanese flatlanding. Weirdest thing, bikes going around a circle, and they found it safer with no brakes cause noone can immediately decelerate and fuck everyone up cause they're so close together

>>38969
Quicksand isn't that extreme if you know how to get out by laying down and bicycle kicking out

>>87068
Not if you dive in it head first from a diving board.

>>80331
well who's gonna play real gunsball otherwise? at least the inmates figure they are gonna get executed anyway so maybe they could have some fun and if they win get prison perks or something

>>87808
Plenty of zoomers would be happy to.

>>38955 (OP)
I got nothing

>>38955 (OP)
Ok

>>87808
winner gets spared from the death penalty, very good incentive

>>38955 (OP)
judo but the gis are made out of steel wool

>>38969
>Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.
I think that's just called war.

>>38955 (OP)
Bocce but in a minefield.

Frisbee but the disk is sharp and made of metal.

Javelin throw but with a javelin.

Rope jumping but on thin ice.

Long jump but on an oiled ramp.

Ice skating but with regular shoes.

>>89949
Sawblade Frisbee

Ice hockey but half of the team plays on all fours trying to grab the puck with their bare hands.

>>90182
that's just american football with hockey rules

>>90189
And hockey blades gliding where your hands are at great speed

olympic swimming with sharks

Spanish Anon was onto something there

competitive coding with bombs where the slowest coder is blown up

Any foot race but with wild predators so that the slowest gets eaten.

>>91921
that's just a bull run

>>38955 (OP)
>>38955 (OP)
Four-man slapping. Dodging is allowed but you must stand your ground. Slaps must hit the head, no matter watch. There is no point system, the match lasts for as long as the participants want. Last man standing wins.
Guarenteed brain damage or you get your money back

.

>>38955 (OP)
i'll do you better.

it is a marathon, but it's on rollerblades on a river trailer across county lines after you airsoft shot a street sweeper rent a cop putting a ticket on a single mother's car so they'd turn around to you body checking them in lacrosse pads.

i call it jet set radio

>>94421
river trail*

>>94421
LOVE
WHAT IS
LOVE
WHAT IS

>>45069
Kek that's so realistic.Lel

dodgeball with live grenades as the balls

>>53064
Instead of pins you aim for the other side's shins and they have to stand still

>>89937
Judo but on concrete lmaoo

>>98028
Wrestling or BJJ but on hot coals

electric fishing

>>44406
Will forever make me laff, the hope in their eyes that it "might just work" that gets dashed immediately with the inherent danger of falling on/near shattered glass is just...
*chefs kiss*

Male wrestling but no clothes allowed

owner and dog course but the dog is actually a lion
the owner has to make the lion go through the course without getting eaten

>>100279
I can already envision the Legendary School of The Eleven Finger Oil Checks.

>>82745

A friend of mine got a few of us to (try) play soccer after we did a bunch of ketamine a few years ago.

It was fucking hilarious.

>>100894
sounds incredible

>>100279
I'm pretty sure this is how greeks used to do it at the original olympics

bouldering, but on very hard routes on the inside of an active volcano

>>100282
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFSFhF7WAnQ

>>38955 (OP)
A game of pick up sticks but it's rigged with c4

>>101561
the sticks are the bomb wires, one wrong move and you're gone

Airsoft but with real guns

>>82736
I'm saving this thread, hope mods archive this is commedy gold.

>>105394
Based archivist.
I recommend using this:
https://github.com/SuperGouge/ChanThreadWatch

Artistic gymnastics and figure skating, but with +80-year-old walking fossiles, for maximum bone breaking, bonus if any organs get penetrated by them.

>>105900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKDrOWdxLQo

soccer but the ball is a live bomb

>>44406
Say what you will about these guys, but what they're doing for the sport is a good thing. They're getting tons of new people interested in skateboarding, after the 90's craze had worn off, skateboarding really lost its steam and kind of just became a mode of transportation for people, and no one really skated just for the joy of it. Then these dorks come along with their youtube channels, and now all the skateparks are packed with kids going out side and playing.

Great thread

>>38955 (OP)
Soccer but every injury you fake actually happens to you

>>107605
Are you talking about skateboard youtubers in general or these guys in the webm specifically?

>>106191
>>105900
>bonus if any organs get penetrated by them
I'll gladly make that bonus happen if you know what I mean...

>>69607
We have that already https://youtu.be/3RlXQipX7hM

>>38955 (OP)
baseball with trampolines
MMA but while skydiving

Ive got a lot of these so youre only getting my refuse

Recreate downhill domination in real life

>>106191
>a 91 yo geriatric mogs me by being able to planche
it's over

>>114066
>downhill domination
Cool game, thanks for mentioning it.

>>87083
That’s not how non-newtonian fluids work. You would snap your neck if you tried to dive into quicksand.

Skateboarding but with a handle on the board so you can whip it around an do backflips

>>48932
>A bicycle race through an african nation in a civil war
They used to have that, but it was with motorcycles.

>>38955 (OP)
drunk f1

motocross with the steering inverted

dodgeball with grenades

>>38955 (OP)
Archery but shooting shit off your loved ones heads

>>38955 (OP)
Bungee jumping but in a noose

>>87808

midgets

mailman, but in chicago

>>89938
You can experience it in ukraine RIGHT NOW!

>>38955 (OP)
>slightly acidic so your skin starts to burn after a while
Reminds me of fingering my ex. God, I miss her.

>>38955 (OP)
marathon but with a air rifle and targets along the way.
also same thing but for tour the france every so often they stop to shoot then continue.

>>124685
letting them stop to shoot would be too easy

>>38955 (OP)
my mum plays polo and i always thought it would be more fun on dirtbikes

>>44838
>love speedway
>didnt know ice speedway was a thing
>watch video of it
holy shit how do they corner like that on fucking ice???
makes motogp riders look like pussies
i was expecting doriftos like dirt speedway but no these mfs are fucking tight
incredible

>>45070
crosscountry pogo stick racing

>>52644
>american football but no pads
thats prettymuch rugby
i only watched it once but a mf broke his fucking ankle and kept trying to play for a while

>>54652
nope because sliding sideways would be the best braking method
they would be going about as fast but scandi flicking hard into every corner to bleed speed
itd be extreme as fuck

>>54833
>racing but a bomb goes off if you go too slow like the movie speed
minimum speed slowly ticks up each lap
last alive gets to live

>>38955 (OP)
this is an unironic one
>crosscountry mountainbiking but there are trials sections in the track as well as some more enduro type stuff
basically reinventing 90s mountain biking
>riders and bikes must be equally good at pedaling and climbing and descending efficiently on both smooth and rough cround but also manueverable enough for the big trials type obsticals
i only want this because it bugs me how modern mtbs arent made for trials and trials bikes are more like bmxs when they should be mountain bikes
nothing exists in the middle unless i custom build some abomination myself or buy a 90s mtb
i also think itd be fun to watch

>>38955 (OP)
razor scooter racing

>>124694
this

>>116449
thats just a scooter

>>38955 (OP)
trackmania irl unironically
>open wheel buggy type racecars with good suspension
>downforce can also be upforce and allow mid air steering and stability with control by the driver
>tracks involve wall rides jumps and loops

>>56437
im fucking dying at this

>>64466
that sounds fun as fuck

>>38955 (OP)
hovercraft rally racing

>>100279
femboy wrestling
they must wear slutty restricting outfits and the winner is the one that makes the other cum by force
weapons are sex toys and the ring is covered in lube

>>127074
that's not a sport, it's just gay porn

>>128177
Some times the line between the two is so blorred you can't even tell which is what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HC5GDoixiA

i'll go one better and take something that isn't a sport and make it an extreme sport. extreme sculpture. two contestants set out with hammers and chisels to carve the same thing out of the same block of stone. opponents cannot erase or break off your work but they can hit your chisel, hammer or hands while trying to sneak in front

>>38955 (OP)
Soccer but in the mesoamerican tradition

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, but on skateboards going downhill

>>130032
Or BJJ mixed with this:
https://youtu.be/6fora0TmtnU?t=9

>>108695
both, youtubers and these guys specifically, because they were always trying dumb stuff that got the initial clicks, but then people kept watching because their positive vibes and attitude towards new skaters is really refreshing, especially since the "main stream" skaters always seemed to try to be all edgy and moody, and would actively push new skaters away because they think they're cool shit.

>>48609
Well we call those tools not weapons

>>38969
>Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.
do you mean OHHHH YEAH BROTHER wrestling or 2 gay guys huggimg in headgear

>>131863
The latter

>car but with grappling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9H77-l3EI

>>64466
Check out Yabusame, which is basically that but with horses.

>>38955 (OP)
Ice hockey, no changes and no referee.

>>98132
That'll teach those fucking guard pullers.

>>38955 (OP)
Le Mans, but you have to take a shot every lap.

Decathlon but every sport is altered to somehow be on a high-altitude tightrope with no harness.

Full contact soccer and all the players are drunk.

Motorcycle chariot racing but riders are armed with spears and encouraged to damage other vehicles and riders.

Jousting but on motorcycles.

Also bring back dueling with actual sharp swords and no full face protection.

>>38955 (OP)
>Soccer with bowling balls.
that just makes it even more boring to watch

>>136832
No leglets allowed

Olympic weightlifting but doping is allowed.
I just want to see the absolute limit somebody can lift.

>>136901
Honestly I'd love to see doped up weightlifters doing non-weightlifting events too. Not just strength focused but seeing a guy looking like this doing stuff like 400m hurdles or pole vaulting has got to be fun to watch

>>136913
the olympics but exclusively for steroid users

>>139303
The olympics but exclusively for bath salts users

>>139356
the crackhead games

Laser tag but with stun guns and tasers. Takes place in a maze. First one to get out of the maze or incapacitate all the other players wins. A pitbull or chimp with Lyme disease is added to the maze at random intervals.

>>44838
Is that guy about to get his foot run over by a spiked tire?

>>127064
Motorcycle flat track is basically already like this. They have no front brake.

Juggling boxing - you drop your balls three times, you're TKO'd, and the ref starts counting whenever they don't see a continual stream of juggling.

>>140074
Already been done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6YKCsI00D4

>>116585
>how to make finland absolutely dominant in driving sports

>>140216
can make it more extreme by exchanging the balls for grenades

>Any motor sport but without brakes.
That'd just make shit a lot slower. Come back again when you're old enough to drive.

>>142330
Or the sport is just going to be populated by reckless people who don't have a problem going, not as fast, but still fast enough to be extremely dangerous.

>>142834
sounds highly entertaining

>>124685
olympics have marathon skiing with shooting

>>38955 (OP)
>Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want.
They tried that in Boston once. The reception wasn't too good.

>>146287
>>91881

boxing is kind of a borderline extreme sport already but imagine if it had infinite rounds, no scoring and could only end with knockout (so no retirement, ref stoppage or whatever), rate of CTE would skyrocket lol

>>150765
no rules boxing

>>38955 (OP)
I love Road Rash. 2 was the best.

>>136913
Either Crossfit or the stuff Youtuber Jujimufu used to do fit.

>>39561
that sounds fun to watch. Maybe try too

>>44406
For someone that's supposed to be good with physics, this wasn't it

>>152922
Jujimufu was originally into "tricking" which is just doing flips and shit (not parkour). He was able to still do that stuff while fit but he stopped as he got older and into powerlifting and bodybuilding; he's said himself that he's lost a good amount of the explosivity required for those movements just due to age and that generally, you can keep getting raw strength gains as you get older.

>>38955 (OP)
What

>>130129
these guys are Scientologists
If you google "aaron kyro scientology" it'll start to make a ton of sense

I'm convinced, this board isn't real. You guys have to be government agents communicating to one another through some kind of code, because nobody thinks of shit this retarded.

>>38955 (OP)
Tennis but with golfballs.

Looking back we were lucky to get away with just giant bruises.

>>157005
What's retarded exactly?

>>116478
The Paris-Dakar was gigakino the likes of which we may never see again

>>38955 (OP)
Battle royale sumo, but the platform is suspended in the air and anyone who is pushed out of the ring falls to their doom

>>157341
Could also be king of the hill style, where you do consecutive 1v1’s until you fall and are replaced

Hacky sack, but it will explode if it hits the ground.

>>38961
That's actually a good idea. Make the actual finish directly at the bottom of the drop so you have to do a parkour turn vault and drop straight down instead of just diving off the end and doing a forward rolling breakfall, would be cool as part of an obstacle course or parkour type event.

>>38975
>100m but it's two runners sprinting in opposite directions and slapping each other in the face like they're jousting.
Send this to the slap boxing people.
>Orienteering but it's the Sahara desert.
That's somewhere between /xs/ and >>>/out/ territory.
>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
This might make soccer watchable.

>>136784
>sharp swords
>not chainsaws
We're in current year, we have the TECHNOLOGY for chainsaw fencing.

>>38955 (OP)
I just wanna see regular ass sports but with dudes juiced to the gills. I'm not a dunce I know its prevelent in all sports, but the ones with drug testing the dudes have to at least pass tests so they cant go all out, but thats what I wanna see. Can we attach masks to their faces that act as turbochargers for breathing? Limb stretching surgery or genetic modification?

American football, hockey, basketball, any olympic sport really. Lets see the freak show.

>>160106
Bodybuilding but all the competitors are regularly injected with a standard dose consisting of enormous amounts of tren, hgh, etc. and you win by surviving the longest.
You also get randomly tested for body fat, and you get disqualified if it's in the double digits.

Golf where every minute spent on a hole adds a stroke to your score. Also, all players start with a one minute staggered interval

>>107605
Skateboarding going mainstream was the worst thing to happen to the sport
For a hot minute there were 'skateboard training camps' where suburban mothers would send their kids over the summer, like it was fucking boy scouts
Skateboarding is at its best when it's underground

>>160106
>the olympics but everyone looks like picrel

Basubarr, but throwing the ball to first base is not an out and the batter can bring the bat with him and swing 3 times as the 1st baseman trys to tag him without getting brained

24 le mans race but theres also a 2cv class

>>164121
kek

>>44406
Reminds me of a glass board that kinda worked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmZ1QfZ9Skk
PS: WHY THE FUCK DID THEY STOP MAKING EVERY THIRD THURSDAYS FUCK

>>56437
What show is that? I don't think it's Gaki and I don't think it's a Takeshi show but I could be wrong.

>>69607
This was in my recommended a couple days ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytKzWZp__Gs

Basketball + wrestling
https://youtube.com/shorts/BozCOIu0ZRM
https://youtube.com/shorts/TyUv_jB-e_Q

Swimming across a river challenge. River is full of hippos.

>>172453
Swimming in a pool, but there are actually sharks coming out of the vents.

>>174241
Paragliding with a skateboard tied to your abdomen/chest, and your goal is to fly close to buildings and gring on balconies and whatnot.

>>181915
would be interesting to watch

super bowl with snipers

>>38955 (OP)
make the floor actual lava

>>107605
>90's craze

uhhh, no.

The crazes were:
60's surfers on tiny boards
70's pool riders
80's vert/mini ramp and some early street

Skateboarding flat out died by like 91 and only sort of gained steam after the Extreme Games came out

Then when Tony Hawk's Pro Skater came out and Tony landed the 900 it re-launched skateboarding into popularity from about 99-06 or so, then it tapered off and has just ebbed and flowed since.

>getting tons of new people interested in skateboarding

Except they aren't really. Youtubers and especially Braille are too gimmick-driven. THPS got people interested in skateboarding because you skated around in the game and you felt that desire to try it in real life. Braille just bolts trucks to a book or an iPad or some shit and breaks it in 3 seconds, it's barely even skate content and has more overlap with the "America's Funniest Home Videos" demographic. They're also quickly failing and had to shut down their park IIRC.

>>38955 (OP)
I remember this game.

>>38969
>Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome
kek

>>189475
new skate is coming out

>>38969
>Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his back
H-hot.
>>38975
>Fencing with high-power cattleprods
kek, also it'd be great, a modern solution to dueling with no blood but all the satisfaction as you whip your adversary in the cock with the prod and watch him drop.
>>38975
>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
Someone make this anon the global minister of sports lmao.

>>82696
>>82745
kek, there'd be whole new level of wanting to catch the game ball

>>38955 (OP)
Curling with small explosives

>>38975
>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
That joke gets made in the UK every minute at least

>>195879
if it was in the UK you'd be stabbed instead

>>196111
That's a new one

bvmo

Historically accurate Pankration.
>Allowed to get out of chokeholds by bending/breaking your opponent's fingers or toes
>Allowed to strike the back of the head (or anywhere really)
>Allowed to strangle the throat with your hands

>In an odd turn of events, a pankration fighter named Arrhichion (Ἀρριχίων) of Phigalia won the pankration competition at the Olympic Games despite being dead. His opponent had locked him in a chokehold and Arrhichion, desperate to loosen it, broke his opponent's toe (some records say his ankle). The opponent nearly passed out from pain and submitted. As the referee raised Arrhichion's hand, it was discovered that he had died from the chokehold. His body was crowned with the olive wreath and returned to Phigaleia as a hero.[10]

Parkour where you're chased by an MMA guy and you're not allowed to see the course ahead of time. Parkour guy wins if he reaches the finish line, MMA guy wins on KO, TKO or submission.

I call it Xtreme Bullying

>>197974
feels like it would be kind of similar to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urmD9KIRonA

Downhill skateboarding jousting (the riders start from facing slopes and meet at the bottom)
German wheel velodrome racing
Downhill rollerblade crossfit tandem deadlift (pic related)
Strongman convict quartering (4 big guys pull a death row inmate's limbs apart)
Skydiving wrestling
Dragster jousting
Lava wakeboarding
Rollerblade racing but racers hold an open umbrella and airplane engines blow from the back
Pump hydrofoil relay race
Pump hydrofoil jousting
100 metres freestyle swimming race downwards
Downhill beekeeping... k I'm out of ideas

>>200449
>Lava wakeboarding
What about lava kitesurfing?
I don't know if the laws of physics allow this but you could perhaps use the heat coming from the lava to propel a wing/kite upwards like a hot air balloon, so you can move from one side of the volcano to the other.
You can have a highest number of ground/lava touches, lowest average altitude, most mass amputated, etc.

>>200519
Damn that's a good idea, but you'd need the lava flow to be close to the sea

>>38955 (OP)
tennis but the ball is a live rat

>>38955 (OP)
ngl i was a little disappointed when i found out run archery didn't involve shooting your competitors from across the track and just alternates the two activities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqTFoY_7IbM

>>44838
So rollerball on ice?

>>127074
Look up The Legend of the Eight Warriors/Dick Fight Island

>>38975
>orienteering but it's in the Sahara desert
That already exists sort of, look up the dakar rally

>>202881
remember hearing about some dude who got lost and only lived because he found some old building

bumo

>>127061
>holy shit how do they corner like that on fucking ice???

>>38955 (OP)
Tennis but with stop signs as rackets. Maybe make the ball bigger.

>>202881
Orienteering doesn't use vehicles AFAIK.

>>127061
>an oval
bro

>>209029
ball is a chunk of pavement

>>48437
with reindeer pulling

bump

A thread that started in 2021 and is still going is insane

>>38955 (OP)
>Any motor sport but without brakes.

>>200449
>Downhill skateboarding jousting (the riders start from facing slopes and meet at the bottom)

You stole this from Thrashin'

>>223675
Yes, I'm an idea thief, I couldn't have tried to think of random stuff and come up with one that's already been done. And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you Thrashin' enthusiasts!

>>38955 (OP)
>Soccer with bowling balls
that would actually be rather slow since you couldn't just hit the balls hard, that wouldn't make them move fast, you'd have to accelerate them more progressively so it would be softer/slower.

>>223608
if you think this is insane, /po/ has a thread from 2016 that's still alive

Chess, but everyone smokes meth before the game starts.

olympic swimming in an alligator swamp

Marathon through southside Chicago and every contestant must carry 1000 dollars cash from start to finish.

>>45040
Can't believe they made QWOP into a real sport.

>>209029
>>216360
This shit is hilarious

Turkish oil wrestling, but near the Pentagon

HORSE RACING BUT ILLEGAL STREET RACING ON NIGHT WITHOUT LIGHT

>>44838
Make this happen.

>>38955 (OP)
Soccer but you must be heterosexual to play it professionally