The scent of a freshly showered Asuka...

Honestly Asuka probably smells better than freshly showered Rei

>>279801171 (OP)
I'd fucking stab her to death if I were him

>>279801171 (OP)
That creepy, dude, girl 14

>>279801171 (OP)
She was literally asking for it

>>279801702
out of 10?

>>279801171 (OP)
Freshly deflowered* Asuka

>>279801752
for what?

>>279801228
Doubt, and it depends on the chemicals and water anyway

>>279802582
I doubt Rei uses anything beyond inexpensive soap, whereas Asuka probably has a ton of specialized products like conditioner and the like

>>279801171 (OP)
I fucking hate shinji so damn much.

>>279802629
Asuka...

>>279801752
That's putting it lightly

>>279801702
She was 13 in that scene

>>279802949
Even hotter

>>279802912
You see the metaphor is that the wall of jericho fell after some prodding
Asuka actually wanted him to come over to her side but didn't realize that japanese highschool boy wouldn't know shit about the bible

>>279803326
Well, japs love wrestling don't they?

>>279801171 (OP)
eheheheheheheheheheh

>>279803449
Buenos días, peruANO

>>279803410
Do Japanese wrestling fans watch WWE too or do they mostly only watch Japanese puroresu?

>>279802608
That and she lives in the ghetto in a filthy apartment. I'm guessing the water quality isn't great and the environment wouldn't allow her to stay clean for long.

>>279802949
Is that supposed to make it worse? It doesn't.

>>279801702
Legal in my count-

>>279802949
>She was 13 in that scene
FUCK

>>279804134
They watch all kinds of wrestling from any company, just like any fan who doesn't spend every day online being a retarded cultist.

>>279801171 (OP)
>>279801702
>>279802355
Do you guys think Asuka took a shit before she showered?

>>279804349
I've played the PSP "game" this comes from recently, very nice slice of life content and the serious plot could have worked fine in an og episode. Too bad that Asuka at the time was already flanderized as le funny tsundere and only gets dunked on

>>279802449
That came later

>>279804539
Pretty girls don't shit

>>279805291
pretty girls take huge shits

>>279801171 (OP)
anyone just feel bad for her
at the end she was even hitting on adults because she was so lonely and everyone was pretty much pushing her away because they don't need that kind of landmine

>>279801171 (OP)
>So that means we're all alone tonight.
What did she mean by this?

>>279804606
>and only gets dunked on
I hate that shit.

>>279802582
Rei smells like a corpse because thats what she is

>>279801171 (OP)
Kensuke fucked THAT?

>>279805995
No. Rei fucked that

>>279805979

>>279805995
So mad.

>>279801702
She is a cartoon character, who gives a shit.

>>279806467
What does he smell

>>279806833
Tuna

>>279805833
Sex.

Hnnng 13yo virgin suka hnhnggg

>>279803326
We don't need that explanation, genius. We get a glimpse of her behind the door later on: she was grieving because Shinji didn't try anything, thus making her feel insecure about her sexuality.

>>279805723
She had lots of suitors in school but didn't want them. So she's not lonely, just too picky for her own good. And she could easily have had Shinji if she stopped being a cunt for 5 minutes.

>>279808209
Imagine telling a girl that you'll kill her if she tries to come close to you, and then whining because she stayed away.

>>279801702
Comments like these need to be purged. Its not funny, you are not baiting anyone and its faggotry.

>>279801610
With my dick!

>>279805723
Personally I feel more for her “I must be the best or nobody will love me” but failing anyway and spiraling down.

>>279808280
That's women in general.

>>279809043
That's one of the reasons why I like.

279808432
>6 replies including this one
>Iit doesn't w-work!

>>279808432
Got 5 responses before you made 6

>>279804217
yeah the fact that her place is a concrete box in a constant humid summer would probably make it foul no matter what

>>279805833
IIRC that episode is like right after Asuka's introduction so maybe it was just the first time they'd be sleeping at Misato's place while she's not there. It was extremely sus when she plops her entire body right in Shinji's face tho

>>279801171 (OP)
It loses any appeal since Shinji goes to the same toilet after Asuka's used it

>>279801228
Rei uses unscented shampoos and bath soaps only!

>>279810443
yeha that whole montage is the first week she spends there

>>279807986
Bet she clogged the toilet frequently

>>279812821
Nothing compared to misato's rancid beer & curry shits.

>>279809043
Can you stop being a faggot?

Asuka is the kind of girl where if you said “good girl” to her after sex it would melt her brain.

>>279813589
Cute

>>279812421
>trying to get a guy into her bedroom after knowing him for just a week
slut

>>279808280
Cute girls can get away with anything

>>279810443
>It was extremely sus when she plops her entire body right in Shinji's face tho
Wasn't she sleepwalking?

>>279816531
Her subconscious mind brought her there.

>>279810443
>>279816531
She was so much expecting Shinji to just burst through the door or try to tease her in getting her to open it. When it didn't happen, it was the same as being rejected in her mind.

>>279817629
The optimum play here isn’t super obvious. If shinji went right for the sexual route Asuka would likely kick him back out. This is her victory condition since it validates her wanting to be desired (he opened the door and tried it) as well as her need to take shinji down a peg (like I would ever!) this would make her feel good but would only prolong her eventual collapse since it doesn’t address her real needs.
The better play here is ask from the other side of the door if she’s awake, and then start talking about tomorrow’s battle. Say camaraderie building things like “we’ll show those Nerv goons we’re not some kids they can talk down to!” Also affirm that he’s glad she’s in Japan now and the angel doesn’t stand a chance with the two of them together. The better path for Asuka involves her feeling like she belongs and is valued. Not just as a pilot but for who she is. Playing to her sexuality would just inflate her ego.

>>279818061
It's funny because I could see Shinji delivering that if he was in the right state of mind.

>>279807986
stupid violent bitch,how was it Shinji's fault??

>>279818266
Phase two is he closes the door after saying goodnight. As if to say, “yeah don’t worry I’ll respect your gay little wall here.” Then the ball is in her court to either open the door again or accept being sent to bed by the baka.

>>279817629
i dont think she was expecting any specific, that's giving her too much credit and also imo misinterpreting how eva portrays its cast's problems. they spend most of the series, or even all of the series, in denial about what they even want or fear.
i would look at the jericho scene as sort of an extension of the scene in the convenience store, where shinji comes after her after her mini breakdown and that gives her enough validation+encouragement to get past it. taking misato's room & shirt is part of her attempts to grab adulthood without understanding what it is, and taunting shinji seems like it was an attempt to goad him into doing something that would give her the same ego and validation hit as going after her did. (though this time without her being in a vulnerable position first) so it's not so much about her wanting something in particular but just the desire for him to do something that shows acknowledgement of her, in any and all of its forms. of course since it's eva they don't understand the others feeling and so the spark of potential communication in both scenes is misunderstood and squandered

>>279805723
i like her but not because she was some faultless victim. i hate shinji and misato. rei is boring. at least asuka has a personality that isn't being a whining mopey sad piece of shit like the first 2. i can't stand self-victimizing personalities. being "a bitch" is fine

>>279818710
reifags about to fly in with the “Asuka is the queen of self-inflicting! Rei’s the best actually and basically you’re stuuupid!”

>>279818603
Misato's shirt, just like the adult sex appeal she attempts to borrow along with it, are ill fitting on Asuka

>>279802629
we know Gendo.

>>279818061
>>279818526
REF DO SOMETHING

>>279819598
Set the fire beyond your quarry to get it to run to you.

>>279816531
I don't know if there's some greater connotation in Japanese for Shinji to use the word "sleepwalking", but if you re-watch it, she basically wakes up in the middle of the night, trudges through a dark apartment to use the bathroom, and then comes back and plops down basically where she'd been sleeping every night for the last week (see: the montage). She wasn't sleepwalking so much as she was just so tired and out of it that she forgot that she'd moved her bedding a few hours ago. She didn't even seem to notice Shinji--or anything else, for that matter. She just wanted to lay down and go back to sleep.

>>279804606


Is it worth playing?

>>279821492
nta but yeah. it's just a little VN, but it had some involvement of staff so the art is nice and its fully (i think) voiced. imo play the original and not the special edition or whatever the rerelease was called though, the new content is noticeably worse look and doesn't mesh well.

>>279813070
Asuka got ramen with an extra helping of pork. She definitely dropped some steamers

>>279821579
The way Asuka is characterized for a lot of it's runtime doesn't sit well with me imo

>>279822182
fair but it's typical spinoff fare, just have to take it on those terms. everything after the TV series has been mixed so it's par for the course

her ending scene is legitimately good though

>>279805995
Yes

>>279806549
>who gives a shit

Americans

>>279817629
It's even worse than that, it indicates disinterest
Rejection would mean he has some reason to not want to get involved with her, but being disinterested means that she's not even worthy of being considered as a partner at all in her mind
This is actually a factor in her dynamic with Kaji as well, he doesn't properly reject her, he simply brushes her off and pays her little mind

Asuka simply needs a bit of anal discipline to stop being such a bitchy teenager and soldier

>>279824802
She deserves pampering
And repeated face to face missionary anal poundings

>>279818710
>>279818781
Rei and Misato try to do their best and be good people despite their problems. Asuka only cares about herself. Self-victimizing is better than victimizing the people around you. Asuka is by far the worst character in the main cast.

>>279808209
>We don't need that explanation, genius.
i appreciated the insight, i don't know much about the bible stories.

>asuka vs rei
>tifa vs aerith

Japan during the 90s produced kino waifus

>>279823609
And who cares about America?

>>279826241
Yuffie Is better

>>279828295
True

>>279804256
I don't recall saying that.

>>279825884
She absolutely does

>>279821382
Soryu hands typed this post

>>279825891
Misato tried to have sex with Shinji that one time which is probably worse than anything Asuka ever did

>>279802629
I feel that anon. He started the whole faggot MC thing

>>279831182
It really not that big of a deal

>>279831182
There's no thing in life I regret less than my own Misato
Even if she didn't care about me half as much as Misato cared for Shinji
She just wanted to have fun with her boy toy

Have you gooned to Asuka today?

>>279831182
Oh the horror a teen boy gets laid
If only shinji weren't allergic to joy and fun

>>279831534
I wanted so fucking badly to get fucked by my math teacher when i was 15yo.
God, she had BIG tits and a cute face with glasses.

>>279831465
Ritsuko was an error.

>>279801171 (OP)
Why no one is complaing about the obvious grooming in this show?

>>279831710
Are you a girl?

>>279831701
What do you mean?

I don't like 3.0 + 1.0

>>279801171 (OP)
Pointy

>>279831585
When I was 15 I was doing a test in class once and some girl (who I think might have been a redhead) was doing this right in front of me though she was sockless

>>279831873
I am a man and grooming cannot be condoned.

>>279831951
Man you don't have idea the torture and pleasure to work in an office where women wears sandals and skirt during summer.

>>279831926
It's the tovel
>>279831977
Who is the groomer in Eva?

>>279806189
>>279831951

>>279832092
Her

>>279832304
Anon the world was close to the apocalypse... who cares

>>279831710
Because that's one of the best parts

>>279831340
Ritsuko’s “I’m going to ignore that” motion always kills me.

How Rei can tolerate endless summer?

>>279832092
Kem

>>279834128
She stays indoors in the geofront, as far away from the sun and heat as possible.

>>279832304
Sad thing is I can't tell if you're being ironic.

>>279834128
rei is good at disassociating and ignoring constant low-level discomfort. it's her whole existence

>>279831531
No, I have had purely romantic thoughts about Rei.

>>279834191
But she goes to.school and she lives in a ugly apartment. She'd need AC
>>279834603
Don't be rude
>>279834644
Based

>>279834984
Dolls don't need AC, or comfort.

Kaworu watched Rei fucking Shinji.
What's wrong with him?

>>279834984
>rude
have you watched the show or did you just pick up secondhand twitter memes about it? the whole time she's having a low-level crisis over her artificial dysphoric existence as something much greater than human forced into a human shell + her enduring pain with a kind of noble resignation comes up repeatedly.

>>279836185
>>279836499
I desperately need to fug Asuka.

Asushin bros...

>>279836541

>>279836499
Kensuke did THAT?!!?

Asuken is canon
Asushin is not canon
Read again

someone's having a melty

Cute and canon

>>279804539
Wouldn't that break her hymen?

>>279837090
Huh???

>>279804298
>age of consent rising globally

who is causing this ?

>>279837197
You know very well who anon. Don’t make me spell it out

>>279801171 (OP)

I'd do anything to have sex with in missionary position with Asuka (I'm 33)

Kenchad....

>>279837731
Yup, he's mad

I'd do anything to hold Rei's hand

>>279837731
>same image and filename from when he posted BLACKED shit.

>>279836367
>>279836367
Dude i was talking about AC and Rei.

>>279836758
Holy shit anther image he used when he posted BLACKEd shit. Sametime name too.

>>279836877
That image when he tried to dox that guy from Kiwifarms

>>279836919
Easy, way to tell when he has his melty is the time in-between posts.

4 posts in a row, one after the other and 3 are a min apart

Her superiority drives the weak mad

>>279838090
Not me

>>279831903
The only good thing about it are the butt shots.

This is how Rebuild should have ended

>>279839056
Anno has great tastes in fact of asses

>>279839117
I'm certain there would have been way less upset/disappointed people with this route

>>279839143
And not schizo here

>>279838806
I will never understand why so many people get so mad over her. Most people ignore a character they don't like, not act like a jackass in a thread for hours.

>>279839167
I mean, at the very least Sakura actually did something and had a personality, even if her actions in the last movie were a bit of forced drama
Instead we're stuck with Manic Pixie Dreamgirl the character

>>279838911
>a bunch of posts, all using the samefile names, retarded Kensuke shit, al deleted at once.
Yeah, it is you. Also, waiting for the samefagging and spam again.

>>279839203
I love Asuka
>>279839257
Get help bro

>>279801228

>>279839296
>Kensuke posts again
Yup, you're mad. Also, you're doing that think where you camp the thread waiting for (you)s.

>Kencuck melty
Based

>>279839143
>>279839229
Also, Sakura is a character that already exists in the original series' universe, even if she never appeared on any episode. Better than "random girl who appeared out of nowhere and totally isn't Anno's wife".

>>279839139
That ass looks terrible

>>279801171 (OP)
Misato left them alone to fuck, right? So they'll be truly Synced

>>279803449
t. el chileANO

>>279839457
Isn't it nice to see

>>279838911
>Not me
So you're the Reggiefag, huh?

her porn with the MPEs might be the hottest shit on the Internet

>>279831182
>places a chair juxtaposed with Shinji's crotch while Misato is about to sit down
Clever symbolism, Anno-san

>>279839628
It's a possibility
After all, Kaji was the one who concocted the plan to have them live together in the first place

>>279836548
He lost to her cock.

>>279839846
Shinji gives Asuka a greater pleasure than anyone else.

>>279839787
Yes.

>>279839777
Is reggiefag a kensuke poster? Lmao

>>279839787
Probably.

>>279839628
Unironically them fucking would make them sync better

>>279801171 (OP)
Shinji is so gay it hurts

>>279837090
Go to bed bro and don't wake up for awhile

>>279840353
Let's be real, a 14 year old boy wouldn't know what to do in a situation like this. He would just get unconfortable

>>279840411
A 14 year old boy would also jump at the first chance to pilot a giant robot and beat up monsters

>>279840411
That's what the hormones are supposed to help with, otherwise our species wouldn't have been nearly as succesful as it was back in the day

>>279840411
Bullshit.

>>279839257
what was this from again? I watched the raws on YouTube but can't remember if it was a game/vn or something else. I think it was voiced

>>279840353
>>279840511
>>279840544
All of you forget that Shinji is far from a cassanova

>>279840588
>>279840511

>>279840511
not if piloting the robot hurts you

>>279840511
He did it only after seeing Rei fucked up

Imagine the sex marathons
Shinji's bruised erection parting Asuka's moist petals over and over again like they're trying to outdo Misato and Kaji's college stunt

>>279841501
He would rather do it with Kaworu

>>279841501
I need see a puff of red hair down there

>>279819073
Which of the two need professional help?

>>279841933
Everyone, really

>>279841933
Every one

>>279837197
Education for women

>>279841597
Kaworu's whole thing was about pure, innocent love with no conditions nor drawbacks
The lack of a sexual component to make Shinji uncomfortable was part of it

>>279841501
Do Shinji and Asuka are really in love or is it lust?

>>279843329
yes

>>279843329
It's complicated

Imagine the intense and loving handholding

>>279843329
Just lust

>>279840411
>Let's be real, a 14 year old boy wouldn't know what to do in a situation like this
You're a virgin anon, aren't you

>>279846302
Where do you think we are?

>>279843329
Good question.

>>279843329

>>279802548
Shinji .... You just ....

>>279848724
god I wish that was me

>>279848724

>>279804539
https://files.catbox.moe/55h2bw.jpg
She poops before leaving school

>>279801171 (OP)
Man Asuka’s still so hot

>>279841501
You can see her hoohaa

>>279848724
Is this lucifel?

>>279851189
No

>>279851189
Maybe

Chihuahuasuka

>>279853405
Faster

>>279851189
Rosenkreuz
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/495163

>>279801171 (OP)
Forget Asuka. Who's that cute lesbian on the bed?

>>279849902
The dream…

>>279855601
I know

AsuHikari

>>279808209
>she was grieving because Shinji didn't try anything, thus making her feel insecure about her sexuality.
Shinji with the ultra neg
Chad behavior

>>279858303
Kek

>>279857567
Best girls

>>279857567
I want this threesome once in my life

>>279840411
Shinji needs to get laid. Rei'd, even.

>>279857567
>>279859758
Nah but for real. Hikari is best girl. I don't give a shit about Misato, Asuka or Rei

>>279804298

I just realized that Kensuke is a fucking cunt.
>doesn't care about Toji after Sachiel's attack, he just accepts he's dead and move on
>snitches on Shinji so Toji can beat him
>risks Toji's life because "huh I want to see an Eva!"
>pretends to be friends with Shinji just for convenience
>lust after Rei
>stalks Asuka and take creep shots of her and sell them on school
>"hurr who cares if Toji almost died and lost a leg? Fuck him, I wanted to be an Eva pilot!!!"
What a piece of shit.

>>279860678
>lust after Rei
>>stalks Asuka and take creep shots of her and sell them on school
>>"hurr who cares if Toji almost died and lost a leg? Fuck him, I wanted to be an Eva pilot!!!"
Need proof for those two.

>>279860798
>lust after Rei
Episode 5, during the PE scene
>stalks Asuka and take creep shots of her and sell them on school
Episode 9, first scene
>"hurr who cares if Toji almost died and lost a leg? Fuck him, I wanted to be an Eva pilot!!!"
Episode 19, that phone call where he admits he's jealous of Shinji and Toji. It was also the last time he ever talked to Shinji and he didn't even say goodbye. What a friend...

>>279860678
it's a realistic teenager kind of cuntiness though, just self-centered and unaware of consequences or the seriousness of things.

That's like an adjusted 50 cents. Was he even covering costs of developing solution or was it all for the craft?

>>279848724
>>279849902
I'm imaging the smell anons and it's intoxicating

>>279861477
He's doing it for the love of the game

>>279854524
Intredasting...

>>279860798
dude literally hid up in a tree to take shots of the girls changing

>>279854524
>AI

>>279866234
>he just realized it was AI
Time to check your eyes

>>279841933
>Which of the two need professional help?
none

Hikarifag bump

>>279841933
They both do, but she is so much more fucked up in the head.

I wonder if getting Ausuka pregnant would fix some of her brain problems, most of the originate in the uterus.

>>279831531
Man Anno's shit is so fucked sometimes it took me a bit to get that it was like a 2 second clip on repeat and not just Anno.

>>279867882

>>279836499
Probably couldn't make her any worse, Asuka would be either a great mom or terrible one.

>>279839541
I'd fuck Anno's anime wife.

>>279848878
She does it so you'll snap and open palm slap the shit out of her so she feels alive.

>>279838911
Do they cuddle like that in bed?

>>279860284
>>279867882
>>279868177
yes

>>279868255
Shikinami sleeps alone

>>279868177
>>279868371
Look at those beautiful freckles

>>279866189
That's some dedication

She stays in there for an extra 10 minutes, sniffing Shinji's bodywash while groping herself, pretending it was him.
She won't actually use it, because then she'd be found out, and if she had to smell like him all day her mind would keep wandering.

>>279818603
>i dont think she was expecting any specific
Maybe not "specific", but she was hoping for SOMETHING, that's the entire reason she picked "Jericho", a wall whose name is synonymous with falling.
She, a European, just didn't realize that Shinji, an Asian, wouldn't have any context for that.

>>279813589
I said that to a girl once and she said "I'm not a dog!" What do women WANT

>>279868638
Was this level of detail really necessary?

>>279871659
Did you remember to strangle her beforehand or during?

>>279871795
What else would they use the screentime on, character development?

>>279871892
Leggy!

I have love for Reishin

>>279872440
good for you

>>279869356

Stinky femcel

>>279873696
I just write "whatever"

>>279868638
It was the only reason I paid to watch it on the big screen

>>279807986
do you think the staff drawded her nippies and pusspuss?

>>279873696
she'd put first job: eva pilot holy fuck i hate twitter trannies trying to make every character into some fake ass 'quirky' literally me 'girlfailure'

>>279873849
Look at that completely featureless body

>>279804134
Jericho wrestled in Japan.

>>279873909
They did, you can see it in the storyboards

>>279841501
Goten fucked that

>>279875206
sticc sexo

>>279873849
>>279875206
>>279876471
So hot !

>>279871892

>>279801171 (OP)
smells good

>>279879718
Maybe

>>279880508
So

How is this thread so much better then the Obvious bait thread?

>>279839056
It's hilarious how that happened in the middle of one of the most "dramatic" scenes of the film.

>>279802355
I like how she's covering her titties but clearly doesn't care about showing her pussy

>>279804498
the only people who spend that much time on wrestling are terminally online grapfags
your average "wrestling fan" watches like one, maybe two TVs a week, their preferred company's papes, and goes to the odd show for whatever company is in town that week

>>279807986
this trope is so retarded. haha whoops silly me I forgot I was naked haha! shut the fuck up.

>>279802912
>>279803326
>Japanese-German girl makes Biblical reference in an attempt to flirt to entice him to make a move on her
>Japanese kid, ignorant of the Bible, takes her reference literally and assumes the worst.

Man, Anno was actually a genius.

>>279883541
Jesus was in Xenosaga

>>279883188
That scene was boring anyway. It's like 15 minutes of people standing around talking. They needed to put some fan service in to stop the audience falling asleep. And that is one seriously nice ass.

>>279839056
No doujins

Imagine the smell of a sweaty Asuka or Misato

>>279886816
>Misato
I'd rather not. You know when you've been drinking and you sweat and it smells like stale beer? That x10.

>>279886997
Don't know about you but that turns me on

>>279887083
Too each their own, I guess. I don't mind normal sweat but alcohol sweat is just fowl to me.

>>279887266
Yup

>>279888981
Sure

>>279887083
>>279887083
>>279886816
despite her so-called professional whore experience, Misato lost to Shinji's cock with no change of retaliation or coming back.

and kaji died a cuck.

>>279891831
Whore

yup

>>279894024
Wut

>>279891831
She didn't though

>>279896714
Misato already offered herself.
Shinji took away her dignity, he won.

>>279896714
she absolutely did fuck him

Shinji fucked them all

>>279898061
How hard

>>279899276
not hard enough to stop being depressed

>>279899314
Looks painful

>>279899314
stop daydreaming, slut.

>>279883541
It's also a movie reference, not that Shinji would have gotten either

>>279900945
that's Mana

>>279899526
i would love to be in misato's place

>>279901029
Lol no

>>279901029
Mana isn't in girlfriend of steel 2

>>279850146
Would asuka own up to clogging the toilet?

>>279850146
fuck why does cute petite girls taking huge shits make me so hard

>>279902364
Yes she is

>>279903351
Please stop stroking it

>>279882827
This thread fucking sucks and it's the best eva thread we've had in weeks

>>279905027
I don't think I can

>>279873849

>>279886816
I would love to cuddle Asuka and just take deep breaths of her smell all night long

>>279801171 (OP)
I like seeing Asuka and Shinji get along.

>>279802355
> You'll never get shit faced off Misato's beers and stumble into Asuka's room in the middle of the night

>>279871795
It really wasn't enough

>>279899206
Why are these threads filled with garbage art like this

>>279858303
Always climb into bed with a girl they never react that badly.

>>279906798
Just imagine feeling her gentle breathing while she sleeps with her head on your chest.

>>279801702
We would all do disgusting things to that sexy child, everyone knows you're trying to bait

>>279840411
Debatable. You have to remember the context of staying at a 20-something slutty alcoholic lady's apartment that's always making inappropriate comments towards you and has seen you naked on top of the fact that you've been living with this girl and having a lot of sexual tension for around six months plus all the near death experiences.

I think I'm his position I would've went for it. I remember having a lot of autistic moments around that age where I want certain if consent was just like a shit test meant to filter out wimps or not.

>>279840572
Hilarious

>>279801702
Why is 14 so fuckin prime bros? Their boobies have just come in and they 1-2 years into puberty and are really horny...I'm getting hard

>>279907214
Ackshually 14 isn't prime since is divisible by 2 and 7. 13 on the other hand is indeed prime.

I just came to Asuka on the living room couch

>>279883265
For a WWE fan maybe

>>279905131
Not that bad

>>279907114
Wut

>>279839322
>tanned Asuka

I want more

>>279801171 (OP)
where is her left nipple

>>279910862
You have to pay the cost to see it

ken won

>279912053
Man, you're really mad.

>>279912123
>>279912053
What is his deal? Does he not know when you spam like this people will start pksting Asushin to bait him?

>>279912152
People with low iq can't comprehend such a simple things

>>279883265
Casual fans are like this.

>>279912911
wrong. casual fans watch one to three papes a year when their actual-fan friend invites them over. Maybe a show now and then, when same friend invites them. Zero or near-zero weekly TV.
you are completely miscalibrated with respect to how much wrestling the average fan actually watches these days.

>>279913123
That doesn't sound like a casual more like someone who is there

>>279914232
you're retarded and you don't know what words mean.
casual fans of things are people who will say "yeah, I like that thing" if asked but do not make it a point to engage in it regularly.
anyone who already watches a weekly TV regularly is past casual.
the only people who watch everything from every company are hardcores.

>>279914792
Why are you seething

Say hi..

>>279916719
Hi, Shinji is fucking Asuka. You can seethe now Kencuck

>>279911795
The cost is about half of a Rip It
>>279861477

>>279915795
retards piss me off.

>>279917251
Why?

>>279918352
Tell me

Аминешники пирадасы

>>279920441
Wut

>>279921752
In the butt

>>279860678
he's a middle schooler of course he's an autistic cunt

>>279839203
she was always my favorite. Never understood why people dont like her when shes the only person that really does anything. Rei isnt a person, Shinji is such a loser and misato is fine when she isnt abusing her role as a major(?) to groom children. I really enjoyed her last stand in the EoE and i really liked her interactions with shinji which were leagues ahead rei or misato.

>>279873696
>set answer 1234567890
problem solved

>>279801171 (OP)

>>279801171 (OP)

>>279924625
>>279924350
Can I get a qrd on this schizo? I legit don't get why he's this much of a faggot and why he keeps spamming?

>>279907130

>>279925143
This

>>279903351
Because petite cute girls taking huge shits is HOT

>>279907130
><3 piano
what did she mean by this?

>>279925143
>>279926192
[chair clattering]

Who was in the wrong here?

>>279928611
Misato

>>279923286
a big portion of the anime target audience is made up of spineless betas who cannto handle a woman who isn't a perfect lifeless yamato nadeshiko doll

>>279923286
>Shinji is such a loser
Shinji being a better pilot than Asuka literally mindbroke her though

>>279924625
kek Kensuke knows all about that scent

>>279818603
Why is Shinji wearing a bra?

>>279930825
asuka is also a loser
every major character is kind of a loser

>>279931088
sniffing your adopted daughter/niece is generally looked down upon by civilized society, even the small community of village-3

>>279883188
Also Rei's ass covering half of the screen while she looks at a baby

>>279928611
You

>>279928286

Asuka sucks

>>279906798

>>279812421
>they both listen to music to fall asleep
aww

>>279934248
isn't that part of the training?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EBmjhFDYX4

>>279873909
>drawded

>>279934147
what was the significance of the music going backwards?

>>279812421
>>279934248
They even share the same position

>>279934367
that's the synchronization training working
somehow, I guess

>>279801171 (OP)
boomer anime look so bad

>>279934431
Zoomers do not understand.

>>279934431
how

>>279801171 (OP)
>scent
So... the smell of soap?

Asuka is perfect for Shinji, while Rei is perfect for me. Shinji is my buddy and this way everyone wins.

>>279934853
Shower gel/soap can smell nice (not that you would know)

>>279934853
When coming out of the shower a woman smells fresh and clean, and her skin feels softer since it's been recently exfoliated

>>279934168
...CHADsuke's dick.

>>279928286
Is this edited?

>>279934945
Asuka is what he calls that black guy be loves

>>279935085
It's canon.

Hey >>279934945 you see how canon it is

>>279801171 (OP)
>Peace Sign
Japan has ruined this hand sign for me. Every time I see it I get filled with rage.

Rei and Asuka are attractive not because they're 14 but because their draw with mature adult bodies and proportions.
If you ever seen or been near a middle schooler within the last few years and without your creepy old man pedophile glasses you'll be able to see that Rei and Asuka are clearly made to look older then they are.
Faggots like >>279907214 should be stoned publicly. Fantasying about the age rather then the appearance is fucking gay and cringe.

>>279935473
Cool story

>>279935429
why?

>>279801171 (OP)
I never understood AsuShin. Asuka hates Shinji. They never got together in any iteration, the closest thing to that was EoE and even at the end Shinji was still choking Asuka and she still hated him. Reminder that Anno originally wanted Asuka to say:
>I'd hate to get choked to death by a loser like you
or something like that

I never got baitvposts where nobody is talking about shipping butvout nowhere ee get yhe most RETARDED FAGGOT For example >>279936321 Showing up

>>279936321
Post like this are funny because you're obviously that one retard who seethes about the best ship that's canon. So coming into the thread and making a post that anyone who has a brain can easily tell is bait isn't funny

>>279936321
>I never understood AsuShin
Starting off your post like that is really shitty bait.

I never understood why Asuka and Asushin causes schizos to show up. The thread was chill but all the bait is just retards who hate a ship that people weren't even talking about before they showed up.

>>279936321
>>279936442
>>279936523
Prove that Asushin is canon, now, if you're not retarded. I'm not even a Reifag, I just don't understand schizos like you.

>>279936875
>>279936875
>please get into a obvious bait argument with me. I'M TRYING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW.
Lmao, no. Thanks you for the (You)s though. You can samefag to yourself now.

>279936875
>please be a retard and fall onto my bait
Kek

>>279936616
>>279936976
I am chill, asukatard. You still haven't posted a reason why it's canon. You know why? Cause there's none

Cute and canon

>>279937059
Cute art

I miss Kaworu

I hope we get a movie about ken and asuka's marriage.

>>279937891
He gay

>>279939090
Schizo posts

>>279939127
Cute and canon

>>279934168
....and swallows Kensuke's sperm.

>>279939127
Cute and canon image

>>279939345
Meds

>>279939345
Kay, bee, sea.

>>279936192
Porn

>>279912911
>>279913123
>>279914232
there's no such thing as "casual fans", that's just e-drone bullshit

>>279931435
even Kaji?

>>279944333
He died

>>279886816
I'd rather a Rei

>>279831710
why would they? the show doesn't say it's good.

>>279936321
Asuka doesn't hate Shinji
She hates that he's the embodiment of everything she dislikes about herself and yet is still a more accomplished pilot, and in EoE that he was interested in her yet did nothing about it

>>279944333
after Misato cut contact with him he did basically nothing except throw his life away over nothing for like a decade

>>279952844
Yeah

>>279944333
yeah 100% you just have to look past the surface act

>>279954825
Jobber

Hum, Discord xissies? I thought EVA was heckin wholesome and PC?

>>279955915
Kek

>>279955915
Wait until you hear what Sadamoto thinks about Koreans

>>279959172
He got blacklisted

>>279955915
based Reicist

I wish she'd Reipe me

This thread is STILL up?

>>279961453
Jep.