Ep 12 is airing in a few minutes umadacchi! Get in here

It is? Damn I was gonna go to bed

is time for uoooooh

Starting

kek mom has same acc

Hobo horses

Sex all uma moms

>>279877450
Cute HorseDaughter!

Do umas wear panties?
Will human men steal them?

Seeing Tama acting like that, I understand Creek now.

>>279877408
It airs at 4:30p.m JST every sunday.

>>279877483
When do we get subs

>>279877498
Like right after nip TV finished airing.

time

>>279877498
Usually around 10 minutes to an hour after it's done airing.

>Censored

Kek they actually showed Norn giving the finger

based norn

Niger

Copium

anal buttrape

>Tag: old man, age difference

Top (Gun) Shunbetsu

Oh hey it's the JSDF band

umathink

Dumb horse

dumb horse

Pit slut

Owari da...

eeeeeeeeeee

abababababa

She's ded

just like in the game!

The darkness

Big mare titties

>I'm a genius!
>OH NO!

otsukare

ENTER

>Cliffhanger ending
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KAIBUTSU

Is tama changing her style during this race accurate to history keibabros?

Nihon ichi

>>279877555

Torrent's out
Get sneeding

subs out

>>279877728
What the fuck happened?

I'm going to stop scrolling through this thread until I watch it later. I'm really hoping the glottonous retard (very cute) loses in the final episode though.

>>279877889
No more Pretty
Only Daabi

>>279877889
Oguri is a monster
Spe-chan is pure
The only ones from the golden generation I can see pulling off CG intense faces are Kingu, Grass and El

Spe-chan a cute!

>that fucking cliffhanger
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>279878013
>Oguri is a monster

THE BIGGEST NIGER

Norn used to be such a sweet, nice girl before Oguri made her gay.

>>279878154
I can fix her.

MY HORS

ナーバス

>>279878223
She is just like me on a hit day...

God damn it that didn't feel like 20 minutes at all... now I have to make it through another week

At this pace the Japan cup races could take even 3 episodes to cover.

Siriussisters... our girl reduced to being a mob uma...

>>279878305
This is post-Europe mindbreak Sirius. Blame Europeans.

Only 4 days until the global version is live and you can spoil the entire CG anime just 5 minutes after starting the game main story.

>>279878321
Not our fault she couldn't take it.

>>279878302
Yeah, it does seem like it's going to be have three cours. There's no way in hell cour 2 is going to cover all the way to Oguri's final three races.

>>279878410
Duh cour 2 only have enough episodes to cover up to the end of White Lightning arc.

>>279878223
so cute..

>>279878290
Yeah it was really exciting

>>279878302
Haven't read the manga yet but I remember seeing anon(s) predict this cour would end with Arima Kinen, and yeah I don't see that happening

Obey cameo next week please

>>279878417
>13 episodes for 2 races
We are entering DBZ tier pacing, kek.

>>279878427
A bit too soon since we still have Kikukasho to cover.

sexy mob

Aaaa~when's next week? Can it come faster...

One episode to cover a 400m run. We're approaching 5 namekian minutes territory.

>>279878417
I know JC and Arima took a lot of chapter but no fucking way a race, which is about 2 minutes on average would take up an entire 20 minute episode. It'd be a two-parter at most.

The path Tama's mom walked in the flashback.

>>279878557
If I go there can I meet some uma milfs?

There's another chapter right? That's nice. I love Tama man, I'm so glad the adaptation is so fun. Tama is so cute and cool.

Somehow cute girls running have more tension than actual battle shounen.

>>279878616
Episode? Yeah, there's one more. Cour 2 is coming this October from what I heard. That would probably cover up to Inari One.

>>279878507
They managed to make today's race take up 2/3rds of the episode and it didn't even end

>>279877889
writer doing some effort this time

>>279878223
same energy

>>279877707
>>279878126
>niger thinking its over at fucking 400m
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

>>279878928
Not even close.

>>279878932
Don't be mean to my niger.

Not the evil cliffhanger again... Can't wait to get Oguri on launch this week though.

>>279877442
But reality is often not beautiful

>>279878457
bootleg ruby

>>279877435
>>279877441
>>279877441
Why does the mom have the same stupid ear wraps?

>>279879055
It's a dominant gene.

>>279878960
Tama's dam died before he started winning, right?

>>279878062
No lies detected

>>279878628
Tension is there because you legitimately cannot tell who will win. Unless you look up their career

>>279877732
They will not change anything this important
>>279878578
There's some in my basement

https://x.com/KUZUMI777/status/1936708712884064477?t=AvUma7ae2uE7h_G6xGEFwg&s=19
>Mini The Lady is the smartest.

>>279879355
Norn is a tard hors...

>>279879145

>>279879500
She'll be provided and cared for by me, her husband.

>>279879529
t.me

>>279879500
She has crippling homosexuality.

>>279879585
I still want to know what was on that private DVD of hers was.

Dekai.

>>279879500
She's just like me...

>>279879055
She would die if she takes it off

>>279877714
>"On your right"
These translators needs to be beheaded.

>>279879655
should stop racing and just breed

>>279879794
Tard bro...

>>279879813
I wish some autist resubbed Cinderella Gray so it actually matched what the characters were saying. I'm not great at Japanese (which is why I watch subs) but I know enough to understand that some sentences are literal fanfiction.

>>279879355
The real loser here is Rudy who is mediocre at both racing and studies

>>279879655
>Can actually see the nipple bump
Holy shit.

>>279879939
Her only option is enjo kosai now...

>>279879956
horny before a race..

>>279879939
seeing this in the ED made me feel sad for her, she didn't deserve this

>>279879813
>>279879914
>>279877714
>run through a translator
>get something like 'Thanks for your hard work'
I don't get it. Has a similar cocky vibe.

>>279880285
お疲れ様 is basically what you say to your coworkers (or equivalent) after work's over. It's basically "good work, see you later".

>>279878578
It would be extremely painful.

>>279879813
It honestly feels like someone is interpreting context on the screen rather than actually trying to translate. Pic related was "yabai tokoro ni kitta". Now I'm not going to say it lost some valuable nuance and the story is ruined but it just pops me out of the immersion whenever there's a strong mismatch between what the character says and what I read.

>>279880489
It's the kind of translation you make for a dub to make it sound more natural. Subs should be closer to the original script.

>>279880601
A good dub will just say "Hey, thanks for holding my spot." Not some dumb Marvel meme.

>>279880823
Wanna add, I can tolerate "Peak", because at the end it's kind of like a wordplay, I get what they're trying to do, but at least, peak/top are synonyms. But this, and "Rizz" a couple of episodes ago, is just cringe.

>>279880880
please understand
the translator is kicking his feet like a schoolgirl and giggling every time he has the chance to add some twitter lingo in the script

>>279880880
And they expect us to pay for this shit.

>>279878960

>I Got United with my Family Thanks to the Two Horses (Tamamo Cross and Miyama Poppy)

>By Masaaki Nishikino, Nishikino Ranch

>When I finally had to let go of Green Chateau due to repeated failure to make payments (leading to bankruptcy of the Nishikino Ranch), it was a heartbreaking decision. It was as if I had killed Green Chateau. She was a smart horse. She seemed to understand everything I said. She was a nervous horse with a fierce temperament, and she was stubbornly disobedient to anyone but me. She must have been very confused when she was moved to a place where she was a complete stranger. She must have been in a state of nervous exhaustion. When I think of her suffering leading up to her death, my chest tightens and my stomach churns, and even now I have nightmares.

>My family has forgiven me for my selfishness. When Tamamo Cross won the Spring Tennou-sho, my wife, my mother, and my three children forgave me. Thanks to Tamamo Cross and Miyama Poppy, I got united with my family. I am now working on a construction site every day, but I think that by abusing my body and hurting it thoroughly, I can at least make amends to my family and Green Chateau.

which G1 race is considered the most prestigious?

>>279880907
I vomit a little imagining that

>>279880991
except for the classics, properly arima kinen

>>279880991
This is merely my personal opinion, the Japan Cup. International race and all. It's fun to see athletes/horses that are raised with a different cultural mindset battle it out with each other. Like, right now, the CWC (Club world cup) has some european teams has their asses pucker and some even whopped by south american/african/japanese teams.

What the fuck? Boyfaggies can be pretty too?

>>279877889
Wouldn't catch me making those ugly gritty faces

>>279878154
Maachi...why was she sidelined so early in the series

>>279877889
Left is bishoujo game, right is shounen manga.

>>279878154
Fucking hell those Norn tiddies.
>>279878223
I'm a bit disappointed that it wasn't faithful. Because now I know this pic related scene, isn't going to be as adorable.

>>279879355
Is that why she's depicted as a schemer

>>279877373 (OP)
Should I watch Uma Musume past S2?

>>279881549
I think S3 is fine if you have no idea who Kitasan Black is. RTTT and the movie are a must.

>>279881411
I forgot if the anime replicated that peak despair scene.

>>279881549
S3 is boring as fuck
RttT is a decently fun 3 episodes OVA
The movie is fun, though for me it's mainly because of Agnes Tachyon instead of the MC

>>279880285
it's like telling your opponent "good game" long before the game is over
https://youtube.com/shorts/rvuaGxOVXyo
>>279880322

You're welcome to join my wedding with CB.

>>279881549
Of course, don't listen to these homos

Akitsu "Jobber" Teio...

>>279882127
dis guy marryin nigga named Mister haha he gay y'all dis nigga gay haha she's my favorite too

>>279881607
This one?

>blueballed again

LORD NIGGA!

>>279877373 (OP)
At this rate CG will stay at the peak till the end of Spring.

https://litter.catbox.moe/s32va67wh6mexowk.webm
Cursed video, do not click.

>>279881205
no one cares about CWC

>>279877640
>he's still got it

>>279882320
I was thinking of a different one, but maybe they might cover it in a later ep.

>>279882780
gacha is garbage

>>279881418
>shounen manga
in a seinen magazine

>>279882780
These two...

>>279878960
>Miyama Poppy
oh yeah, where the hell is she? They should at least mention tama's imouto

>>279882515
>laisu with almost maxed violence
Imagine the sex.

>>279882780
They have been prettied in the game. We need more derby. Which game generation would benefit most from a Cingrey style retelling among the current cast? I want to low key see a 2002 gen comedy gag series.

>>279883179
>I want to low key see a 2002 gen comedy gag series.
they already did that with umayuru

>>279883231
I forgot about that one. Rip.

>>279883179
Golden Gen since they have Stay Gold now.

>>279877456
https://x.com/hukahireman/status/1936695418001489927

>>279877441

Man that race track must be as long as Planet Namek lmao. The bitches have been sprinting for 10 minutes nonstop

>>279883415
Never ask a umacist where his wife's ears are

Need an Uma wife...

>>279883538
But do you have what it takes to be a Uma's husband

>>279883632
What would I need to do?

https://youtube.com/shorts/fhh1f-XcnxA?si=xsIluZXkG9clRY2h

>>279883665
You need to take your uma to the cap, as in peak, of being a racist, winning the tripple crowns undefeated. Then you can marry her and make a bunch of strong umas.

>>279883632
Why is he so small

>>279883836
What if I want a non MC side character wife (e.g. Mini Lady)? She never got a chance nor aspirations to become a top uma.

>>279881627
Pokke is cool tho

>>279884036
Jockeys need to be small and lightweight in order to prevent adding extra deadweight to the horse they ride.

Foreshadowing what's to come to global

Breed horses

>>279877456
Apparently this particular scene was also recreation of something that happen IRL. Apparently, Tamamo was being peddled to multiple farms, (think it was because the farm he was from went broke) and Oguri's farm was one of them. Basically, Tamamo and Oguri was real close to being from the same farm.

Is this a rocks paper scissors thing like Tokyo Ghoul?
Or is it like Tokyo ghoul where the author dropped the whole dynamic and basically who wins is whoever has higher power level

>>279884036
Ever seen a jockey? They are as small and light as possible to keep the weight down.

>>279884335
Injury? I remember people love him a lot...

>>279884506

>>279884506
What the hell are you talking about, ESL? This is all based on real-life races. "Authors" can't make anything up, even if they wanted to.

>>279884036
https://youtu.be/-qmIm0Q06eU?si=HeEIr5oecc_Om1Ya

Still the best tunnel scene

>>279884506
If you're asking about results it's based on the horse's IRL races. Different horses/jockeys have different racing styles and the uma running styles reflect that.

>has the coolest race animation so far (glowing hair)
>will never race again
Chiyono O bros...

>>279878331
I mean, you can spoil the entire CG anime by just looking up Oguri's record. Gameverse is separate from animeverse anyways, though it would be extremely funny if cingray acknowledged the whole "Joe trains Daiwa" bit as a nod to the game.

>>279884335
Ok I'm dumb please explain: what is "Umapyoi" when you guys use it as a meme here and why?

>>279885824
that's a troll, just report and ignore

>>279885892
You dont wanna know...

>>279885939
But I do, and I need detailed graphic examples

>no cute/small girls
This series went shit.

>>279886183
fuck off Lolihater-kun

>>279886273
>LHK falseflagging
I see this is your MO

>>279882899
For shounen evidently.

>>279881601
>>279881627
>>279881601
Thanks

>>279877966
Why did they remove that subtitle?

>>279880956
Jesus Christ. Why are the horse related stories I hear in here always so depressing and sad?
>and she was stubbornly disobedient to anyone but me
Love to be at a point where I'm this close with any type of animal, not even my two dogs were ever at this stage.
>She must have been in a state of nervous exhaustion
>and even now I have nightmares.
>I can at least make amends to my family

>>279877456
>>279884454
this franchise is so gosh darn stupid but also so wonderful thanks to details like this
>>279877596
based!

oguri really likes the doll... very sweet

>>279878331
>Only 4 days until the global version is live
cant wait to see how long it will take me to get bored of the daily routine

>>279881333

>>279885939

>>279887371
I am bit tarded, I cant follow whats going on there. Is there a 2. uma under there?

Glue

>>279887477
Glued to my dick maybe

>>279887446
Dude wants to stand up, uma stops him with her tail.

>>279887477
Frog trauma

>>279887598
Ahhh... that makes sense.
hot stuff

>>279885892
umapyoi means umapyoi

Would rudolf be gentle with me

>>279888107
As long as you act like a man.

>>279885467
>you know I had to do it to em

>>279887966
NO, LUNA, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>279885467
My granny prince can't be this Coo--
>>279888340
Pffff fuck you

>>279887477

why the fuck did they had to start this episode in such a sad fashion? reminder for everyone to hug their mom and make them known that you love her, you ungrateful cunts.

What are some Umas for tomboy lovers like myself, and I mean tomboy, not the dressing like a man type.

>>279889078

>>279889136

>>279889136
>draw a girl
>name her brian

>>279888824
I only got into MP because of that clip. MP3 is still my favorite of the series

>>279889171

>>279878098
that's a penis

>>279880823
>Marvel meme
On you right/left is something runners have been saying while passing people since long before the MCU existed.

>>279889207
>ONLY got into MP because of that clip
Lmao. Kinda respect that.
>MP3 is still my favorite of the series
Best gameplay by far for sure, the story is arguable.

>>279889078
Your quintessential country tomboy, sir.

>>279889253
I am just a big fan of washed bald Payne, trying his best to be good. A real American action hero. It becomes total cinema starting with the hotel

>got into Uma thanks to Oguri
>Oguri looks like this in the game
No...

>>279877524
>>279877542
>>279878154

>>279889324
what's wrong...

>>279889324
A cute.

>>279889315
Very fair and understandable. Can't much argue against how they portray him in his swan song. Plus, the graveyard scene, combined with the song at the airport and it's lyrics... goddamn.
But enough off topic, back to borses.

>>279889324
What's the matter? Captures her hickness pretty well, I think.

Ironic how the gritty "derby" adaptation gives its MC a pretty touchup.

>>279889402
I need a washed up Uma to comfort her past her glory days.

>>279889365
It's too different from the cool looking anime version.

>>279889447
She's a dork and not cool.

>>279889443
>Woman are easiest after a break up
I wonder if it's the same after a huge loss like hers...

>>279889324
>get into Uma thanks to the movie
>play the game
>excel spreadsheet simulator and idol concerts

>>279889487
>excel spreadsheet simulator
As a management sim chad, tell me more. Especially because I suspect things to be extremely watered down, due to it being a phone game with a normalfag audience.

>>279889486
Probably, but you'd better have the best pep talk ever prepared to lighten her up again.

>>279889542
I'm sure that being a big teddy that just wants to hug will do most of the lifting, some smooth (and obv) words here and there will be the finishing move.

>>279889487
If that doesn't float your boat then just watch the stories on YT or something bro. Main Story Vol. 2 will blow your socks off.

>>279889567
It definitely helps if you're solidly dependable like Shibasaki.
Knowing you have someone to fall back on like that is huge.

>>279889209
husband(female)

>>279889567
Certainly

>>279889632
Nice ass

>>279889616
That's a given.
>>279889659
Easy get, in that case.
>>279889632
I'd GLADLY by her stay at home housewife(male)!

>>279889447
I think it's just the hair, when it's not all hiding behind her neck it's very pretty

>midget between two big borses
>weirdo still thinking on the far edge

i think oguri is most beautiful like this

agreed

>>279889849
I just think its funny.

i think oguri should rape me

>>279889873
It's cute AND funny unironically

>>279889873
>>279889890

>>279889849
I agree.

>>279889906
And the best thing? The run off the fat in the next scene

>>279889906
I wanna see Vodka with a big belly so bad bros....

>>279889938
>License to Fill
fucking lmao

>>279890086

>>279889986
I wanna see her (everything) so bad in general

>>279889986
This but Daiwa and she is pregnant with our child

>On your right

Matikanefukukitaru

>>279890292

>>279889486
>>279889443
So you're telling me if I want an easy uma wife I need to pick a run-down loser rather than a talented one?

>>279889209
Dictus ended up becoming one of my favourite characters, if Soccer Boy ever gets added I hope she just ends up being not-Dictus.

>>279890346
Obviously. Just like when picking up a girl at a bar that just broke up.

>>279890346
If you can't hack it as a central Tracen trainer, yes.

>>279890346
The talented ones are all top athlets and super stars. There are other Umas that dont cut it and just stay amateur and have normal life/jobs.

I'm wondering, in real horse racing, is the jockey the one who controls the positioning, or is it all up to the horse, or does it depend?

>>279889487
Idol concerts are hype tho, there's no better feeling than watching your uma take first in Chanmi and be the lead in Ms.Victoria

>>279890375
More people should draw their own Umas especially handsome ones

>>279890375
Dicta and Rudy for me.
>>279890455
B A S E D

Tamamo is for ryona only, prove me wrong.

one episode to goooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaa

>>279890576
LOOOOOK AT HER GOOOO

>>279890516
>>279890545
She can handle it.

>>279890640

>>279890640
So perfect

>>279890723

was this shit TRULY necessary?

https://youtu.be/m8xMVFMMpjs

>>279890856
these things feel like fever dreams

>>279890856
Does anyone have the virtual insanity one?

>>279890903
I love this random japs shitpost channel
https://youtu.be/ltINhFUeHYk

>>279890999
i have exactly zero worthwhile things to say. they just confuse me, while also being fascinating to behold

>>279891036
It's awesome
https://youtu.be/4gBkAGFYPvg

>>279890432
70% Jocky 30% horse, unless the horse is incredibly autistic then it's the other way round.

>>279891095
>it's the samne animations loops over and over, no matter the video
shit post channel like this just hit different

>>279883301
Stay Gold got whitewashed. Go read the Kin'iro Ryotei doujin instead.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to fuck a horse(girl) AND take responsibility afterwards.

>>279891332
Why are there so many single mother umas anyway?
Oguri, Tamamo, Spe-chan etc etc.

>>279891367
satisfying and supporting an uma and her young is quite costly

>>279891367
single mother umas typically are those who raep a poor ningen hard and raw then decide to keep the baby
source: dude trust me

>>279891367
Men who aren't vetted by Tracen's stringent selection process are not expected to survive umapyoi.

>>279891367
Some of them eat like elephants.

>>279891505
>>279891367

>>279891545

>>279891367
skeletons_with_destroyed_hip_bones.jpg

>>279891450
Makes sense that the fiercest predators birth the fiercest runners.

>>279891599
>>279891545
My wife... I am shy and didnt want to be on screen.

>>279891545
Imagine struggling to pay your monthly bills and then your wife gets pregnant with yet another bottomless pit. Horse pussy is truly dangerous.

BABY MAKING SEX WITH PERENNIAL MIDCARDERS

>>279891726
>>279891715

>>279890319
How soon can I get to Uohnning Ticket's story when I start the game?

>>279891758

If it were me, Oguri had a lot more siblings.

>>279891758
>>279891797
Mommy horses also deserve attention!

>>279890474
The kasamatsu gang should've been kept around as regulars close to Oguri and tracen. Waste of great character designs. Okay, I just want to see more Rudy and March. And Norn.

>>279891872
How could I possibly not love that winning smile?

>>279891872
>Love me some big chain fast-food, but thankfully it's nowhere close so I can only consume it on rare occasions
That shit is expensive as is, fuck having to go through those prices with the dork by my side...

>>279880238
It's fine, you can see it hanging in the background in their "club" >>279877542

>>279891872
>mfw

Why horsies are always single mothers?

>>279891872
Will they have the KFC date for global? Do you think global will do well enough for brand collabs? Will it revive interest in horse racing as it did for Japan?

>>279892111
>Do you think global will do well enough
Few years ago I would've said "Yes!", now days I'm not so sure. It's just too hard to ignore the fact that they fucked up the global launch year after year, and to top it off the game will be 4 years behind once it launches. It's anything but a grand position as things stand. And before anyone goes "Stop being so negative you anti", I want this thing to succeed, seeing good things succeed is fun, I just don't have too much hope is all.

Tummy Cross dfc...

>>279889487
Movie fans aren't escaping the secondary allegations any time soon

>>279892279
Quite frankly the majority of the western fanbase won't, maybe not even a lot of the Jap ones.
I'm all for gatekeeping where it's needed, but "secondary" discussions can often get out of hand.

>>279892317
Does she think she's a pokémon trainer?

>>279891367
There are a decent amount that still have dads like Machitan, the Satonos and Mr. CBT

>>279892279
If the primary is a gacha then I'd rather stay a secondary.

I want to be the guy who cleans their sweaty uniforms or outfits by hand.

>>279892488
The primary is real horse racing.

whats the difference

>>279892352
Granny that likes to play pretend
>>279892488
Multimedia franchise, plus the anime launched first anyway.
>>279892584
Speedwatcher-kun...

>>279892606
i know the difference between the one in the front and the one in the back , but how are the two in the middle different?

Uma Musume?
Better than Ping Pong.
Better than Vinland Saga.
Better than Jujutsu Kaisen.
Simple as.

>>279893051
True, but why those?

>>279893051
try ippo if you want more sports kino

why is horse racing so big in japan?

>>279893192
Why would I want to watch naked men?

>>279892915
How strong is she???

>>279892584
This is my interpretation but there's other factors that can be at play, like drafting, front runners have increased air resistance but back runners have to compensate with more dash speed to catch up at the end of a race.

>>279893144
Better sport anime.
Better historic anime.
Better battle shounen.

>>279893300
Wrong

>>279893260>>279893260
>Why would I want to watch funny men?
Don't tell me you aren't secure about your sexuality, anon... Nothing weird about watching the boys having fun and be successful at boxing.

>>279892584
>Front runner = intend to dominate the entire race by setting pace and establishing a huge lead before they become fatigued
>Pace chaser = position themselves comfortably behind the leads and burst past when the front runners slow down
>Late surger = same thing as late surger except they hang further back to avoid most of the pack and not fall for the front runner's bait
>End closer = take it easy for most of the race and save all their power for when they spot an opening during the last stretch

>>279893260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVtOBIdvoYs
it's hilarious

>>279893400
new season never, nor would it be any good

>>279890640
am I really "cringe" for preferring this type of folk music over generic idol pop music?

>>279893622
>Am I cringe for preferring funny dork over generic pop?
No.
>t. Classical Music Chad.

>>279893622
I thought it was the cutest dance

>>279878331
schizo hors my beloved

>>279893664
>>279893685
glad I'm not the only one then, also knowing she picked that song herself makes me feel a bit better about my music tastes

>>279894255
It being /her song/ is the best part, just shows how she grew up and what a dork she can be.

>>279894255
I bet her mother taught her the dancd and she performed it at their boonie festivals in bumfuck nowhere.

Holy sex horse. Is she in game at release?

>>279895983
Not yet. There's already one that kinda looks like her, but is flatter. Daiichi Ruby.

>>279895983
She's so tiny holy fuck just the best.

>>279896059
>>279889809
imaging lifting her up and bending her over everything you can find

>>279896146
She can lift you up and bend you in all sorts of positions

>>279896216
EXACTLY!

>>279896216
School violence with umamusumes must be fucking hilarious. Loli horse can probably solo 20 delinquents.

>>279896406
This is how we solve sexism. Make girls cute all around and give them super strength and horny energy.

>>279896476

>>279896476
she is so cute
now make it 1080p and with sound

>>279896500

>>279896527

>>279896500
Do it yourself, faggot.

>>279896550

>>279896476
I was a little disappointed with how they did nervous Tama but they delivered on Masami freaking out

>>279896587
last one

>>279896527
no idea why people always fuck with resolutions like this, but at least it isn't the usual 480p batch script bullshit
>>279896555
dont remember asking you

>>279895983
I want her to step on me with her boots..

Will we get an Umapyoi Densetsu (maybe from our Kasamatsu girls) next week? Would be a bit funny. Also hoping we get to hear at least Tama's solo song here, but I'm not hopeful. Even an instrumental or leitmotif like what they did with Road to the Top.

>>279895983
Her boobs were so massive, is the horse in real life a female horse and birth a lot of race horses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0tf9qeHHD0
I really love this track.

>>279897117
yes and yes

threadly reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0

>>279891367
umas only birth another umas, 100% female lineage,if you're a guy and want a firstborn son it's a deadend

>>279892089
Nobody wants to answer this one... damn you yakuzas.

>>279897712
literally not how it works cat tranny

So is this the race where both Oguri and Tamamo loss against some random uma? Are we ending the season like that?

>>279897712
retard
>>279897761
retard

>>279897761
And you will enjoy it =)

>>279897743
>>279897797
give me an example of a boy born from umamusume

>>279897827
Not shown in the anime, but in the game Tamamo Cross have male younger siblings.

>>279897827
Chiyono has an older brother
so does Curren-chan

>>279897827

>another race that takes more than one episode
I hate it.

>>279897761
Just check jbis if you're that desperate but don't want to be fully spoiled.

>>279897988
This bro wouldn't survive a single match of Captain Tsubasa...

>>279878457
I love her...

>>279895983
Best girl.

>>279898237
Is there any list with horses with paizuri window?

>>279898237
Her tits are literally trying to spill.

>>279897959
>>279897936
>>279897958
whoa, incest shota horse rape

>>279887477
You know, the way they frame this scene is kinda weird, well to me at least. I thought they were hinting at Oguri. If it weren't for this thread, I'd still think that was the case.

>>279898343
they were hinting at oguri

I would actually prefer it if umas could only birth other umas, because otherwise, the existence of human females doesn't make sense. Imagine that you're a human man living during 99% of human history. What wife would you prefer - someone who could maybe watch the house and kids, or someone who could do all that but also be a literal workhorse? Especially since actual horses don't exist. Historically, marriages were less about feelings and more about practicality, and this is a perfect example. Umas should've bred human women out of existence in the early stages of civilization, and the only explanation of the contrary would be that they can't birth human boys, so if you want to continue your bloodline, you need a human woman.

Have you guys ever touched a horse? They are like fucking 1-ton muscle tanks that could blow through a wooden fence. I imagine Umamusume to be more dense and muscular and harder than the most jacked women you see at the gym.

>>279898667
twice my weight, half my size, the best combo

>>279898667
>Have you guys ever touched a horse?
Once when I was quite young, no idea when exactly or where though. Remember being close up to one tho, since then only from afar.
Seeing them when using the TRAM every day feels weird.

>>279898667
Does this make their pussy tighter? It seems like something that would

>>279898761
something something horse pussy is apparently compatible to human dick or some weird shit because horses have a ton of control over it

>>279898667
I rode a horse not that long ago. Honestly, it's far more difficult than it looks. A living being is not a bicycle, it moves and shits under you all the time. You don't ever feel stable, so you have to sit very firm and straight. If it started galloping, I definitely would've fell right off.

>>279899061
>A living being is not a bicycle
I can't ride either, so I'm gonna be fine!

>>279898667
My city is probably the only big one in the US where people regularly go around on horseback

>>279899061
Lance training must have been nerve-wracking, imagine going on the more powerful end of an already stronk species and making it go full gallop and hitting something with a lance without flying off and landing on your ass

>>279898667
I broke my arm falling off one as a kid and got to stay home for 2 weeks playing OoT

>>279881673
bm

>>279899273
Now I'm curious where that is, considering you said "city"

>>279898667
Horses? No. But camels, yes. Ngl, they are kinda scary up close. They're huge. I'd guess horses are the same too, since they are about the same size/height. I personally never been up close to an animal bigger than a dog. I've seen some cows and giraffe at a zoo/farm exhibits, but I never get close to them.

>>279894141
felsi bros...we are forgotten..

>>279898558
Do you know how genetics work? Matter fact the umaverse lore is closer to reality than yours.

>>279880880
The good thing about the spanish subs is they don't have this stupid shit.

>>279899725
>Do you know how genetics work?
Yes.

>>279899700
I fucking loved all the Felsi Windy memes during G-Witch

Reminder that Uma are a parasitic lifeform that can only bear Male Human or more Uma.
Male Human obviously being EXTREMELY important to create even more Uma.

>>279899997
my semen..

>>279899997
They just rape humans when they feel like it.

>>279900149
And that's a good thing. See >>279887343

>>279893226
It's not, it's in decline the past couple of decades and is experiencing a boom thanks to Uma Musume and CyGames

Roppei used to be her mentor

I love my big inu

>>279900532
Musaka.

>>279900556
CUTE

>>279900556
She's so sweet

>>279900556
>Love dogs
>People always go on about how Horses are just big doggos
>This image
Gimme a house with a huge back garden and a pony, thanks.

>>279900246
Will she at least let me rub her ears after leaving me as a beaten drained raisin

>>279900747
Maybe.

>>279895261
Imagine her orgasm face

>>279900794
>The happiest of all happy sex doujins
>Will never happen
Gay earth

>>279900713
Then you'll love Uma Musume! They have a lot of dog-type girls.
I recommend this big, friendly dog: https://youtube.com/shorts/bc5xMUeskaA?si=WwIiihMYfhcSDIlI

>>279901137
>still no playable Blast Onepiece

>>279901137
>They have a lot of dog-type girls.
Such a blessed franchise... For the time being I'm just hoping that I can get behind the gameplay loop, it's my biggest issue about staying with things for longer, esp gacha (only ever touched 2).

smol tamamo a cute

>>279901182
Did you enjoy being Hitler? Did you enjoy eugenics? If so, you will like this game and devote yourself to creating the best racists. All jokes aside, it's a pretty relaxing game, like uma threads and the franchise as a whole

>>279901220

>>279901220
But she's always smol.

>>279901270
but this one is smoler

>literally no one:
>random anon: YOURE HITLER!
>>279901248
I just have a hard time sticking with games if they don't catch me quickly since I switch things up a lot. Also daily tasks are fake and gay garbo.
As said, wait and see. Thanks for the info tho, even though I was going to try global no matter what.
>>279901270
This here is even smol'er tama

>>279901340
Dailies take like 5 minutes to do in Uma, except the daily training which can be done in 40 minutes or less if you decide to skip all the dialogues.

>>279901365
>Dailies take 5 minutes
>except for daily training which is 40 minutes

Who the fuck would leave these hot single mothers raising their children alone without a father? Is this not a bastardization of the late Abe-sama's wishes?
https://x.com/seki_server/status/1936907629680562598

>>279901446

>>279901446
>>279901491
It's only natural to get bored of faceless women.

>>279901340
shut the fuck up already, tourist

>>279901540
u always so angry in random threads you dont care about?

>>279901532
Weak excuse coming from a typical deadbeat. Pay the child support!

https://youtu.be/sMOURFjwP8U

>>279898494
Sirius fractured his legs here and had to retired.

Teio wheechair blowjob!

>>279901396
You can train Bakushin just picking the speed option, it's not that hard to do.

>>279900762

To all newfag: remember to burn the free urara card as soon as possible.

>>279902002
Why

>>279902045
it's not a good card, it's a waste of space

@Grok, should I trust this anon?

From what I've heard, this game isn't brainlet friendly, it's over for me.

>>279902111
>This shit... is so ass.
Sure is

>>279898667
I went to the Assateague National Seashore where there were wild horses. I was too afraid to get near them since the smallest movement that hits you can be lethal.

>>279902169
>wild horses chilling at the sea
thats so fucking cool, look at them!

>>279901619
oh right, forgot about that

>>279902060
But Urara is cute. She wears bloomers.

>>279902193
Mostly they were just standing in the parking lot. I found it somewhat terrifying that such a strong animal could be allowed to roam side by side with dumb humans. Imagine some unsupervised kid goes up and spanks one. Instant death. It was still real cool to observe from a distance.

>>279902169
hors chill

>>279902244
>Imagine some unsupervised kid
Not to be an edgy cunt, plus I lack the full context of that place, but that's a parent problem.
>could be allowed to roam side by side with dumb humans
It does sound fascinating though, just them roaming freely no one giving a damn. Reminds me of local zoo that let's certain animals just roam free in their area, able to walk up to humans if they please. Granted those aren't fucking horses, but gay birds and oversized guinea pigs, but hey.

>>279902111
It is brainlet friendly, but it isn't time friendly.

>>279892584
It's cute to think that some (actual) horses love racing but get discouraged and pouty as soon as someone passes them.

>>279897117
Big tits on a umamusume doesn't actually mean anything about the actual horse, does it?

>>279902511
The actual horses don't have huge tits or balls, if that's what you're wondering.

>>279902511
High stamina.... Nah, joking, it's just how they are designed, and btw owners are even allowed to suggest some alterations. If your umamusume has big tits, it's because the owner likes it.

>>279902582
>owners are even ALLOWED to suggest some alterations
wouldn't that be pretty mandatory for licensing?
>it's because the owner likes it.
some owner are truly based...

>>279902752
After some extensive research in the Uma Musume database, I've finally found my favorite Uma.

>>279902856
Violent

another bors thread over... till next week (global) fellow horse fuckers

>>279902582
>Sure sure, the racing outfit looks great. But could you give her like huge tits?

doto has the biggest tits because her original designer loves big tits, see Hekate from RoB

>>279902944
>next week final episode.
But I wanted to talk about hors more. :(

>wins triple crown with her big heavy B91s
bustiest sankan my beloved

>>279902752
For the last time anon, there's no license.

>>279903362
So you're telling me that anon's lied to me? The horses names and "likeness" have no license attached? Why would they do such a thing... next you're gonna tell me that the Yakuza thing is fake too!
>>279903353
Love handsome boys, simple as.
>>279903336
Next week will be the last ever thread...

>>279895983
>>279896059
>big tits.
>is smol.
>wears bloomers.
I would like her if I liked her hair.
>>279902511
It means I want to have sex with that horse.

>>279903456
What makes you dislike her hair? Don't like snails?

>>279903483
Too much forehead.

I need horse pussy

>>279903513
>Not liking landing optimized females
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>279903429
Horse's name isn't a trademark thing so cygames can use whatever they want, they just want to play nice with the owners

>>279877889
Dangerous girls are hotter.

>>279903914
fluffy girls are cuter

>>279877889
we need... more... gap

>>279896059
absolute womanlet

>>279903336
We still have the 2nd cour after this and much more content to adapt since Oguri's career doesn't end yet in that year
>>279895983
I need her in game

I love how catchy their names are, LONG LIVE FREE, feels like remembering Jojo stand names.

Love Rudy

>>279904316
sexy

>>279904562
The sexiest

lewd oguri..

>>279904640
Norn...

norn correction

>>279880285
kys retard

>>279900713
Durandal is a great inu musume, she acts like a noble knight but easily goes into dog mode when you praise her