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Now that the dust has settled, who should have Shinji ended up with?
Fanfic remake characters (except Sakura because she a cute) not welcome
Anonymous No.280805065 >>280855320
>>280805036 (OP)
Why does Gendo want to jerk Shinji?
Anonymous No.280805156
>>280805036 (OP)
>zoomer humor
Anonymous No.280805200 >>280805358 >>280805387 >>280847621
>>280805036 (OP)
Kaworu
Anonymous No.280805202
>>280805036 (OP)
Anonymous No.280805218 >>280834335
wtf, is that gendo hand in the end?
Anonymous No.280805233 >>280805296 >>280820061
Anonymous No.280805296 >>280806006 >>280815510 >>280820061
>>280805233
She gets the benefit of being the last living woman on the planet (by the time the movie ends)
Anonymous No.280805358 >>280805387
>>280805200
truth impact
Anonymous No.280805370
me
Anonymous No.280805387 >>280805423 >>280817016
>>280805200
>>280805358
this, Shinji has a boyfriend who loves him right there, and for some reason everyone keep trying to force him together with a girl who doesn't like him
Anonymous No.280805394 >>280833609
My original character that shows Shinji how to be a real man
Anonymous No.280805423
>>280805387
>Shinji has a boyfriend who loves him right there
He's fucking dead, anon
Worse yet, he betrayed Shinji's trust and forced him to be the one to kill him
Anonymous No.280805431 >>280805501
Asuka literally won. I can't believe you faggots still pretend it's some great debate. No one remembers the other girls. Show a picture of Asuka to some random hobo on the street and he'll name her correctly. Meanwhile most people don't even know who Shinji is. Rei who? Rei Mysterio? Lol
Anonymous No.280805501
>>280805431
>Rei who? Rei Mysterio?
kek now that got a pop out of me brother
Anonymous No.280806006 >>280806424 >>280806762
>>280805296
Anonymous No.280806410
>>280805036 (OP)
Rei, obviously.
Anonymous No.280806424 >>280807290
>>280806006
Who the FUCK is that?
Anonymous No.280806503 >>280806546
>>280805036 (OP)
Are they using basedsauce as lube?
That shit is going to burn.
Anonymous No.280806546
>>280806503
yeah, they like seeing him suffer
Anonymous No.280806750
I would barely reach Misato's hand let alone Rei....
Anonymous No.280806762 >>280807308
>>280806006
smug unlikable not-canon bitch
Anonymous No.280806784
>>280805036 (OP)
>who should have Shinji ended up with?
Kaworu
Anonymous No.280806921
>>280805036 (OP)
>Gendo's hand
This fucking guy
Anonymous No.280806975
>>280805036 (OP)
He should have ended up with his harem, as shown here.
Anonymous No.280807290 >>280807375
>>280806424
Shinji's endgame.
Anonymous No.280807308 >>280807375
>>280806762
Anonymous No.280807337 >>280807375 >>280807499
So in the end all the seething was just about shipping and self-inserting, huh?
Anonymous No.280807375
>>280807337
>>280807308
>>280807290
Is there are reason you started spamming?
Anonymous No.280807499 >>280807596 >>280828866
>>280807337
I've learned posting here over the years that only low IQ browns bring up "self-inserting". I have never read a posts on this site that was actually smart or intelligent sounding that actually used "self-inserting" in a meaningful way. Actually I don't even think I've read a posts that was worth reading that used "Huh" at the end either
Anonymous No.280807596
>>280807499
You don't read anything
Anonymous No.280807838 >>280817323
>>280805036 (OP)
Asuka should end up with Rei.

For Shinji, who cares?
Anonymous No.280807896 >>280808060 >>280813383 >>280817091
>>280805036 (OP)
Rei, shes the best from most angles. Good wife material, strong willed, intelligent, has values, potential for superhuman offspring.

The Rebuilds went to shit sure, but if they dropped 3.0 and took the story more seriously its easy to imagine a proper Rei route.

NGE's mutual self healing story is built on Shinji and Rei, so it is doable.
Anonymous No.280808060
>>280807896
Absolutely agree. There's really no argument that can be made against Rei being the best. But I like the Shinji/Mari pairing too, so I'm happy either way.
Anonymous No.280808304 >>280808690 >>280815950 >>280835431
>>280805036 (OP)
Asuka is the only option that makes both in-universe and thematic sense.

>Misato
While there is a maternal affection there, and Shinji certainly finds her attractive, this was never a realistic outcome for either of them. Misato never saw Shinji in a romantic light, and loves Kaji. Shinji's attraction to Misato is just the normal reaction of a teenage boy living with a hot older woman, and living with her has dulled that attraction because he can't stand how she lives. There's no relationship here. Also dating Shinji would ruin Misato's life.

>Rei
An absolute minefield. In Universe, she's genetically Shinji's half-sister and the other half is alien dna. She looks like an albino copy of Yui, so the incest vibes will always be an issue. Logistically Rei can't survive without constant medical treatments from Nerv, and by the time of EoE even that is running out of time and she is literally falling apart... so there's no future. Even if Shinji did pick Rei she's dead in a couple months. Thematically picking Rei is a repeat of the same mistake that Gendo made: latching onto the most comforting presence around and then being unable to survive without it because all you want is to retreat again. Rei is just objectively the wrong choice from every angle.

>Asuka
NGE/EoE's true end girl, there is a reason why EoE both begins and ends with Asuka and Shinji alone together. Asuka and Shinji have mirrored backstories, the fundamentally same traumas just with opposite coping mechanisms. The theme of the show is that you have to not just accept your own weakness, but that other people are weak too and thus can't devote themselves to rescuing YOU so you can't wait around for someone to save you and you have to be brave enough to both reach out other people even if it doesn't always work out.
Asuka and Shinji is the most difficult relationship on the surface, but thats also why its the correct answer. Because its the relationship that requires them BOTH TO CHANGE.
Anonymous No.280808690 >>280808939
>>280808304
Eh trying really hard to make Rei not a choice here for dubious reasons - some times choosing the best is just that, choosing the best. No shame in it.

Asuka is just a bad choice because she is weak and mentally ill. Thematically she was the wrong choice too, hence her demise and inability to help herself or Shinji.
Anonymous No.280808926 >>280846343
Anonymous No.280808939 >>280809028
>>280808690
> stating facts about what we can see onscreen is 'trying hard'
Reifags watch Rei's arm slough off of her body like rotting flesh and say to themselves, out loud, "This girl is fine and a relationship with her has a long future ahead of it."
Anonymous No.280808981 >>280831170 >>280840901
Anonymous No.280809028
>>280808939
Reifags watch her arm grow back and her levitating, then instinctively realize that yes, my offspring need these superior genes.
Anonymous No.280809090
>>280805036 (OP)
Nobody, you infantile retard. The first thing all these people need to do is get as far away from each other as they fucking can and get some serious therapy.
Anonymous No.280809177 >>280815462
>>280805036 (OP)
No one since EVA was never about ending up with someone. It was about accepting that real life is painful but worth living. In that regard only Shinji and Rei qualify.

If he had to end up with someone Id say Rei. Best wife and girl, Shinji deserves it after all that shit.
Anonymous No.280811130
Anonymous No.280811134 >>280811255
Anonymous No.280811255
>>280811134
Do you think Revy and Misato ever?
Anonymous No.280811436
>>280805036 (OP)
shinji should have wound up with a girl that loves him unconditionally and doesn't play games
over time he would make her a better person, teach her to condition her love, but shinji is a stand up guy, so she would stay with him. and he would grow a spine, stop being such a daddy's boy, and learn to love himself.

the end.
Anonymous No.280813383 >>280813575
>>280807896
Rei
Anonymous No.280813575 >>280815446 >>280840320 >>280840742
>>280813383
you should have let this thread die
Anonymous No.280813651 >>280813949
>>280805036 (OP)
>Dust has settled
No it hasn't. It never did and it never will.
Anonymous No.280813949
>>280813651
if you retards would stop making threads about this dead as fuck franchise, it would.
i curse Anno for the rebuilds. not because they are bad, but because they encourage posting about this mid-tier show.
Anonymous No.280814099
Anonymous No.280814144
>>280805036 (OP)
Khylecore fucking sucks
Anonymous No.280815446
>>280813575
Maybe
Anonymous No.280815462 >>280816821
>>280809177
>It was about accepting that real life is painful but worth living. In that regard only Shinji and Rei qualify.
Asuka also does in End of Evangelion
The other incarnations of her are a lot bleaker in this regard for some reason
Anonymous No.280815510
>>280805296
gross foot
Anonymous No.280815704 >>280820207
Anonymous No.280815950 >>280816489 >>280816577 >>280816751
>>280808304
>Asuka is the only option that makes both in-universe and thematic sense.
Asuka is literally Shinji's last pick.

>there is a reason why EoE both begins and ends with Asuka and Shinji alone together
The scenes are meant to showcase that:
1 - Shinji hasn't moved forward one bit since the hospital scene
2 - Asuka is the last person Shinji will go to and he'll only do so for perfectly selfish reasons

>Asuka and Shinji have mirrored backstories, the fundamentally same traumas just with opposite coping mechanisms
Shinji and Asuka suffer from similar deep rooted, unresolved traumas, meaning they will only make each other worse. Each party is not only unable to fix themselves but they make the other worse in turn. This is the opposite of Shinji and Misato bonding over daddy issues they share and understand.

>The theme of the show is that you have to not just accept your own weakness
The theme of the show is to accept yourself by taking responsibility for your actions to eventually become a proper adult and find real happiness that's not escapism (through anime or whanot).

>other people are weak too and thus can't devote themselves to rescuing YOU
There are plenty of people Shinji can rely on, Misato, Rei, Kaworu, Touji, Kensuke (from NGE to RoE). Asuka isn't one of them, Asuka is someone who makes Shinji worse, and this works both ways.

>Asuka and Shinji is the most difficult relationship on the surface
Shinji and Asuka is a dead end, period. That's why EoE closed with them.

>thats also why its the correct answer
Actually it's the only wrong answer.

>Because its the relationship that requires them BOTH TO CHANGE
Actually it's the only relationship that cannot improve, because neither of them can nor want to help the other. They only want to used the other for their own selffish needs.
Anonymous No.280816489
>>280815950
The reason I bumped this thread because I knew this schizo was going to show up.please ignore anything he types because it's just schizo shit over how much he doesn't like Asuka
Anonymous No.280816540 >>280848199
Anonymous No.280816577
>>280815950
>Asuka is literally Shinji's last pick
If we're talking NGE, not exactly
He definitively finds her attractive, and very likely looks up to her in some ways for being basically how he wishes he could be (brave, outspoken, talented, etc.)
Whenever some other character implies that he's attracted to someone, such as Rei, he either gets annoyed or flustered, but with Asuka his reaction is much more intense, to the point that he's rendered speechless out of embarrassment for a second
However, her abrasive behavior is off-putting to him, and has him convinced that she very much dislikes him in general
And being the people pleaser that he is, he takes this as his cue to stay out of her way as much as possible, at least until there's literally no one else he can go to
In NTE... yeah he kinda didn't give two shits about her, it was kinda sad actually
Anonymous No.280816751
>>280815950
>The scenes are meant to showcase that [HEADCANON]

>Shinji and Asuka suffer from similar deep rooted, unresolved traumas, meaning they will only make each other worse
And you came to this conclusion how and how does your headcanon prove anything

>There are plenty of people Shinji can rely on, Misato, Rei, Kaworu, Touji, Kensuke (f
Everyone he pushed away (from NGE to RoE).
I also want to point out that Rebuilds do not count so whole point invalidated

>The theme of the show is to accept yourself by taking responsibility for your actions
No it isn't even Anno said the theme of Rebuilds was getting over loss so another wrong statement

>Actually it's the only wrong answer.
Actually it's the your post is ver wrong

>Actually it's the only relationship that cannot improve, because [HEADCAON]
Anonymous No.280816821 >>280816943 >>280816943 >>280816943
>>280815462
Fans can imagine that Asuka did but Asuka ceases to be as a character by the time.

The only characters who mold the story at that point is Rei (last standing of the Angels/seeds) and Shinji who became the catalyst and driver of instrumentality.

Asuka is relegated to being someone who is saves by Rei and Shinji.
Anonymous No.280816887
If I could talk to Shinji my advice would be to go Rei route and never look back.
Anonymous No.280816943 >>280817243 >>280817543
>>280816821
>>280816821
>Fans can imagine that Asuka did but Asuka ceases to be as a character by the time.
Wrong

>>280816821
>The only characters who mold the story at that point is Rei
Who ceases to be as a character by the time and is just a plot device.
Anonymous No.280817016
>>280805387
bc faggotry is wrong
Anonymous No.280817091 >>280817410
>>280807896
Bro that's his mom. Even if it's a clone of her it's still incest via DNA
Anonymous No.280817166 >>280817196 >>280817249 >>280819066
Asuka is Kensuke's girlfriend, don't know about Shinji
Anonymous No.280817196 >>280817252
>>280817166
Kensuke is for black guys, don't know about Shinji but he did fuck Asuka
Anonymous No.280817233
>Kensuke schizo shows up and makes the same retarded shitposts
>he also likes BLACKED porn
What did Anno mean by this?
Anonymous No.280817243
>>280816943
No? Rei culminates alongside Shinji, as the story built them up to do.

Asuka isnt present for Evangelion's big finale and cathartic release precisely because she is unfit.
Anonymous No.280817249
>>280817166
I don't know about this schizo post but Shinji is fucking Asuka.
Anonymous No.280817252 >>280817296
>>280817196
Isn't Shinji too busy pleasuring Kaworu?
Anonymous No.280817296 >>280817361
>>280817252
He did that before he went to Asuka. He's a very gay boy who also likes pussy
Anonymous No.280817305 >>280819709
Oh boy, it's schizo hours already?
Anonymous No.280817323
>>280807838
Yes
Anonymous No.280817361 >>280817443
>>280817296
I hope he did send his regards to Kensuke, anyway.
Anonymous No.280817410 >>280817458
>>280817091
Even if it was straight up his mom she'd be better than the rancid corpse that is Asuka. The latter is only fit for a mental institution.
Anonymous No.280817443
>>280817361
Nah, Shinji didn't like how Kensuke kept trying to film him fucking Kaworu and wanting to wear a gimp suit while he watched Asuka and Shinji together. It was very odd
Anonymous No.280817448
Is is it just me or does "send my regards to kensuke" sound like something a villain would say?
Anonymous No.280817458 >>280817571 >>280817604 >>280817619 >>280817652 >>280818192 >>280818204 >>280819458 >>280819955 >>280841067
>>280817410
There's only one character in the show suitable for Asuka, and that character is not Shinji.
Anonymous No.280817543 >>280817619
>>280816943
>Wrong
Is it though?

She starts out comatose, dies, and she has a passive role in the extra post credits scene.

In the meantime the important characters who actually can do something has their a ha moments and resolve the story.

Asuka is really just a warning of the dangers of escapism clas in fanservice.
Anonymous No.280817571 >>280817619
>>280817458
Kensuke is too good for Asuka.
Anonymous No.280817604
>>280817458
>[HEADCANON]

>In the meantime the important characters who actually can do something has their a ha moments and resolve the story
You mean Shinji because nobody does anything but die and Rei is a plot device who exists just to start third impact
Anonymous No.280817619
>>280817571
>>280817458
>>280817543
>1 min part
Hmmmmmm
Anonymous No.280817652
>>280817458
This image is canon btw.
Anonymous No.280817747
Anonymous No.280817763 >>280817787
So when did we start associating Kensuke spammer with interracial cuck porn?
Anonymous No.280817787 >>280817799
>>280817763
He posts in /dbs/. Not really hsrd to make that connection
Anonymous No.280817799
>>280817787
Okay, that makes sense
Anonymous No.280818138
>>280805036 (OP)
Ritsuko because it would be very poetic
Anonymous No.280818192 >>280818260 >>280818514 >>280819955 >>280819955
>>280817458
Anonymous No.280818204 >>280818260
>>280817458
This image is canon btw
Anonymous No.280818260
>>280818192
No. Asuka is for Rei

>>280818204
Kek, I can see this
Anonymous No.280818514 >>280818654 >>280819351 >>280819458 >>280834491 >>280848064
>>280818192
Anonymous No.280818654 >>280819351 >>280819458 >>280819979 >>280821060 >>280834491
>>280818514
Shopping for sexy underwear!
Anonymous No.280818894 >>280819017 >>280821146
>born too late to experience NGE for the first time
>born too early to see what will have an cultural impact like or beyond NGE
>born just in time to discuss NGE ships
ShinjixMari ship was out of left field she gave off yuri vibes especially in the last movie until the ending, but if I had to choose which...... >Misato's too old she's more like a guardian
>Rei is his mom so no(clone or not)
>Asuka's gives off a sister vibe than a gf plus she's into older men like Kaji. Rebuild Asuka did confess but it didn't feel like it to me
>Kaworu only buddy up to him because SEELE said so
>There was not enough chemistry shown between Mari and Shinji
I'd still pick ShinjixMisato but no matter what ship we can all agree Shinji's the bottom
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.280818916
>>280805036 (OP)
Asuka
Anonymous No.280818939
Anonymous No.280819017 >>280821800 >>280822853
>>280818894
Reconsider a bit.

Shinji could have a perfectly legal, bonafide mommy gf while it still not being his actual mom, and why would you deny this mommys boy this once in a lifetime chance?
Anonymous No.280819066 >>280819162 >>280831184
>>280817166
Wouldn't it be kind of weird for Kensuke and Asuka to get together?
The latter has been physically and, to a degree, mentally a 14 year old for most of his adult life
He doesn't strike me as a kiddy diddler, so eventually he'd stop seeing her as a potential mate and more like a niece or little sister, and I doubt that perception would be broken even if she suddenly aged herself up
The scene where he's dressed up as her doll and comforts a young Asuka also helps cement their relationship as more found family and less romantic in my mind
Anonymous No.280819162 >>280819458 >>280819616
>>280819066
>The scene where he's dressed up as her doll and comforts a young Asuka

or as a predator closing in on his prey
Anonymous No.280819351 >>280819709
>>280818654
>>280818514
>everytime he posts
>the image making fun of him gets deleted
Didn't kiwifarms say you where a samefagging janny?
Anonymous No.280819458 >>280819486 >>280819616 >>280819709 >>280819709 >>280819979
>>280819162
>>280818654
>>280818514
>>280817458
Let's test that out.
Anonymous No.280819486
>>280819458
Kensuke bro isn't gonna like this
Anonymous No.280819616
>>280819162
Or maybe that's just you seething people don't like you or Kensuke?

>>280819458
Based
Anonymous No.280819709
>>280817305
Well, it's a shipping thread and you know Kensuke schizo can't handle these types of threads with out samefgging

>>280819458>>280819458
The most canon image posted ITT

>>280819351
didn't he post Kawoshin porn last time he showed up?
Anonymous No.280819955 >>280819993 >>280820055 >>280820321 >>280821007
>>280818192
>>280817458
>headcanon ship back by a schizo lolcow

>>280818192
>headcanon ship backed by a schizo yume

Lets be real. qlmsot all the ships with a K are head canon and backed by insane people
Anonymous No.280819979
>>280818654
Meant for >>280819458
Kensuke has to make surr the BULLS are happy.
Anonymous No.280819993
>>280819955
Truth
Anonymous No.280820055 >>280820133 >>280820194
>>280819955
Rei X Shinji, or any ship is headcanon.

But personally I can't fault Rei X Shinji. Two good people healing each other, I just like that kind of thing.
Anonymous No.280820061
>>280805233
>>280805296
>not a hag
>not his mom
>not a guy
Is it even a contest?
Anonymous No.280820133
>>280820055
>Rei X Shinji, or any ship is headcanon
In your head they are.
Anonymous No.280820194
>>280820055
nah, the ones driven by schizos are the ones with the biggest headcanon
Anonymous No.280820207
>>280815704
rare but good
Anonymous No.280820321
>>280819955
The last two rebuild films killed all the good the first two did. By the end of it all I just felt bad for everyone. Nobody really got a happy ending.
Anonymous No.280820331
>Kensuke schizo shows up and makes the same retarded shitposts
>he also likes BLACKED porn
What did Anno mean by this?
Anonymous No.280820429
>>280805036 (OP)
Rei would probably be best for him all around.
But ultimately Rei belong to Reiposters.
Anonymous No.280820523 >>280820760
Bad western fan art bringing out the bad posters.
Anonymous No.280820760
>>280820523
every eva thread is nothing but bad posters
Anonymous No.280821007
>>280819955
Rebuild should have ended there
Anonymous No.280821060
>>280818654
Too bad Kensuke is the only one who will see her wearing these.
Anonymous No.280821146
>>280818894
I'm disappointed your post did not turn out to be about the aircraft pictured.
Anonymous No.280821800 >>280822083
>>280819017
Incest is not my forte honestly
Anonymous No.280821967
Anonymous No.280822083 >>280822782
>>280821800
>forte
Your interest or preference you mean.

Im just telling you that Shinji can get away with it here, scot free.
If youre legitimately worried about it then worry less. Consider that Rei is part Yui but also part alien, genetically she is further removed from Shinji than the others.
Anonymous No.280822479
Anonymous No.280822598 >>280822738
>>280805036 (OP)
>THE JOKE IS SEX #125324
XD
Anonymous No.280822738
>>280822598
Hell yeah. Post more Asuka.
Anonymous No.280822782
>>280822083
I know that but still not my pick
You do you
Anonymous No.280822853 >>280822897 >>280823149
>>280819017
I didn't really get the vibe that Shinji had those kinds of feelings for her, honestly
He seemed to care about her deeply, but most of the time he seemed to be intrigued by her
Early on it was due to her relationship with his father, and the pangs of jealousy this caused, but over time he seemed more interested in her thought process and life philosophy
He of course was able to acknowledge her as a member of the opposite sex, particularly during their incident at her apartment, but at any other time his gaze completely lacked the discomfort arousal caused in Shinji, usually spurred on by other girls, like Asuka or Misato
Maybe it was pity, or sympathy over their shared lack of purpose and direction outside of eva, but the bond they shared was more akin to that of a dear friend or even a sibling, which would be pretty fitting all things considered
Anonymous No.280822897
>>280822853
She is the one who definitely fell for him in the manga
Anonymous No.280823149
>>280822853
Id say its more than enough for a basis for a fictional relationship where the reader continues and concludes it, per OPs premise.
Rei being approachable and wholesome might ease things in fact.
Anonymous No.280823181
>>280805036 (OP)
If I were Shinji, I'd let all three of those girls take turns riding my face until they squirt down my throat on a daily basis.
Anonymous No.280823517 >>280823694 >>280824045 >>280824139
Anonymous No.280823694 >>280824045 >>280826274
>>280823517
Eh I like the old underwear better
Anonymous No.280823773 >>280824322
Amondetauro is the best Evangelion artist working.

Snegovski good runner up.
Anonymous No.280823942
>>280805036 (OP)
why are they making that hand thing down there
Anonymous No.280824045 >>280824069
>>280823517
>>280823694
everything in the original is better without exception, including the hanging underwear
Anonymous No.280824069
>>280824045
Ain't the new one more of a retelling though? Makes sense if things are different.
Anonymous No.280824139
>>280823517
beyond soulless
Anonymous No.280824322 >>280824622 >>280826498
>>280823773
I really like amon's artsyle
I do not care for the Kaji x Asuka shit though, it feels viscerally wrong
I have the same issue with optionaltypo and his obsession with MPEs
Anonymous No.280824622
>>280824322
The way Amon basically tries his very hardest to draw her on-model is why he's so incredible. And the sex is always very intense. I don't mind the focus on the Kaji pairing I'm also in my 30s and and want to spear her lithe body on my cock. When he rarely puts out a Misato it's a great little bonus.

Optionaltypo's work just makes me wish I had a monster tongue so I could shove it all the way in to Asuka's cervix and taste her insides on 100,000 tastebuds.
Anonymous No.280824775 >>280824824 >>280825006
>everyone desperately trying to keep their headcanon when Mari is shown to be the only one who's good for shinji

Anyone at this point still thinking shinji should go with Asuka or any other girl needs to be beaten with a blackjack.
Anonymous No.280824824 >>280824876
>>280824775
Rebuild canon is literally worse than any headcanon a retard could dream up. That shit was abysmal from the start and remains abysmal. If you like the Rebuilds you're a zoomer retard or hopeless Anno cock and ball glazer. That dogshit lost me forever with 3.0 back when it came out. And it was already on thin, thin ice.
Anonymous No.280824876 >>280829541
>>280824824
Then take it up with them. Wasting your time with headcanons isn't going to change the official ending to what you think you want. Start learning Japanese or fuck off.
Anonymous No.280825006
>>280824775
>Mari
>60 year old molester that had the hots for his mom and was fondling Asuka for years right before betraying her without so much as a second thought
I don't trust her
Anonymous No.280826274
>>280823694
It looked like it came out of a clearance sale pack, it suits Misato more than the lingerie
Anonymous No.280826359 >>280827420
Asuka is always the correct choice
Anonymous No.280826498
>>280824322
it's just dull, most eva porn is. what's the point of caring about on model or off model if the characterization is just lip service
Anonymous No.280826506
>>280805036 (OP)
Gendo my dude, why is your hand there?
Anonymous No.280826668 >>280827494
>>280805036 (OP)
One of the background girls.
Anonymous No.280827420 >>280828745 >>280832678
>>280826359
does anybody see like a hot ripe pussy or pristine anime girl ass and asshole and just wanna do oral stuff to it like lick it and eat it like a peach and just fucking slurp slurp, and sniff it and really huff huff inhale it and just hump her fucking calves or something, like I could make my cock cum from anything I don't even want to properly fuck all that much, it takes a while for that need to breed to get locked in I guess I have this intense oral and sensual fixation, I wanna lick, I wanna taste, I wanna inhale Asuka's pristine wet musky teen pussy and ass like that sounds fucking divine dude like her asshole probably tastes better than most girls' pussies, I'm just a pig I wanna root around in girl-slop, penis in vagina shit is boring me I'd rather Asuka steps on my dick and lets me lick her holes till I cum, we can fuck later sure and I'll like it when it happens and give it my all and work her out, but that's way more appealing

her pits too, sweaty saucy soft wet hot smelly girl armpits

actually just Asuka jerking me off from totally soft to aching, throbbing, leaking (wouldn't take long) to cumming (the initial sensation of a girl first tentatively gripping your cock... that's as good as anything else honestly like how she fucking grabs it and starts to work it to "wake it up") while she tongue kisses me, standing or sitting whichever, I would totally go for that too, especially if she was awkward about it and a little fumbling that would be fucking incredible, kissing is also S tier, like tongue kissing for me is as good as regular sex if not better
Anonymous No.280827494
>>280826668
good taste
Anonymous No.280827660
>>280805036 (OP)
I haven't seen the rebuilds and finished the manga, but based on the anime, Shinji doesn't end up with anyone.

Everyone is gone except for Asuka and I don't remember even ONE SECOND they acted like a couple. It was nothing but hormones and confusion. That's not a real relationship.

It literally ends with him trying to strangle her. Seriously /a/, THAT'S not a red flag the relationship isn't healthy.

Face it, Shinji, like many of us, are never going to be in relationship simply because, deep down, we KNOW there's no one out there for us. Shinji spends most of the time in the show and is awkward even when people are around. He truly is his father's son as Gendo was the same.

And for the record, Gendo only used his wife for her connections. In the end, he wasn't interested in family. He just another shitty father that finds out just how shit he is when he's alone and wants to get back together with a woman who will never have him again.
Anonymous No.280827745 >>280828080
>>280805036 (OP)
Does that meme have a name? The thing with the hands
Anonymous No.280827876
>Evangelion fans drawing the characters doing in character things

>Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
Anonymous No.280828080
>>280827745
It should have a tag like "handjob_tunnel" on boorus but apparently does not. I've seen actual porn art for Marvel Rivals using it in the exact same format and arrangement recently. Unless there's a real world photo that Snegovski sourced this from that I've not seen from being out of the zoomer meme loop, he invented it.

Like I said one of the boorus needs to give it a proper name because we'll probably see it occasionally going forward. Enough to need a classification tag.
Anonymous No.280828272 >>280828745
Oh I thought this thread died already.
Anyway.
Asuka #1
Anonymous No.280828745
>>280828272
okay but as a fan of asuka do you agree with >>280827420
Anonymous No.280828866 >>280834284
>>280807499
Nice projection Pablo
Anonymous No.280829541
>>280824876
Nobody really cares about Mari because the character is just silly and doesn’t have anything interesting going for her that would keep fans discussing her. So of course Eva just reverted back to the way it was before.
Anonymous No.280829686
>>280805036 (OP)
Shinji with sakura or hikari is the perfect ending
Anonymous No.280830751 >>280832514
imagine misato and asuka making you fuck their hands...
Anonymous No.280831095
Rei is best girl.
Asuka is the best match for Shinji.
I want to see what a stable relationship between him and Misato would look like.
Anonymous No.280831135
>>280805036 (OP)
His mom.
Anonymous No.280831170
>>280808981
>Shinji's ass
Fuck. Can't unsee.
Anonymous No.280831184 >>280833976 >>280834143 >>280834491 >>280835784
>>280819066
With the implication that Asuka and Kensuke have been living together for years(though probably not all 14 of them), I could imagine that they did have sex once or twice, because Asuka wanted to "feel like an adult".
Or rather, I can definitely see her asking, but I can also see Kensuke refusing.
Anonymous No.280831667
Anonymous No.280832514
>>280830751
I'm gooning to it right now.
Anonymous No.280832657
>>280805036 (OP)
Misato is a pedophile
Asuka is too human
Kaworu is too idealized
Rei is too artificial
There's no good matches for him but I guess Kaworu is the better choice.
Anonymous No.280832678 >>280832761
>>280827420
Eating a female's ass and pussy before mounting is something natural and every male animal does it. It's only humans who have hangups about it. In fact that's the purpose of oral sex.
Anonymous No.280832761
>>280832678
Is this one of those seething femcels I hear about?
Anonymous No.280833609 >>280833695
>>280805394
But that's gay.
Anonymous No.280833695
>>280833609
And that's okay!
Anonymous No.280833976 >>280834143
>>280831184
Shikinami's neuroses aren't about being an adult, but rather about not being human, and feeling isolated from everyone else for it
She's literally a thing created for one specific purpose and nothing more, and she resents it (yet does nothing to challenge it)
As seen in the scene where it is revealed that she's a clone, if she's not fit for her role then she would be disposed of (or at least before the NERV/WILLE split happened)
Anonymous No.280834143
>>280831184
Kensuke schizo really is a retard


>>280833976
You shouod know that around this time Kencuck shows up.
Anonymous No.280834284
>>280828866
Oh, looks like low IQ brownie showed and his now projecting his seethe on to others.

>Pablo
Ah, a /dbs/ tier shitpost. Next you're gonna post Giga and spam "boom" while denying how brown you are.
Anonymous No.280834335
>>280805218
maybe
Anonymous No.280834491 >>280834544
>>280831184
>>280818514
>>280818654
Canon image btw
Anonymous No.280834544
>>280834491
no lies detected
Anonymous No.280834587 >>280834902
>>280805036 (OP)
Rei since she is the best
Anonymous No.280834902
>>280834587
no she isnt
Anonymous No.280835182 >>280835285 >>280835307
After rewatching the show and movie, I can say with full confidence that Asuka/Shinji is the only pairing for him that is treated with any degree of seriousness as a possible relationship in the original series
Anonymous No.280835285 >>280835294 >>280835313 >>280836856 >>280837044 >>280841952
>>280835182
>original series
No such thing
Anonymous No.280835294 >>280836856
>>280835285
Based, OGfags just don't have a response for this.
Anonymous No.280835307 >>280835394
>>280835182
アスカはなぜ、シンジとキスしようとしたのか?それは加持に対する一種のあてつけともとれるが、その意味はわからない。いづれにしても、シンジにとってこの事件は、後を引くことがなかったのは確かである。

>Why did Asuka decide to kiss Shinji? It was done out of spite in regards to Kaji, even if she didn't know the reason herself. In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.

>In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.
Anonymous No.280835313
>>280835285
NGE and NTE are treated as strictly separate in Japan and by Khara/Gainax
The evidence? The fucking McDonalds ad using exclusively NGE designs down to Asuka having a deeper, darker shade of red on her hair than Shikinami's
Anonymous No.280835394 >>280835590
>>280835307
I feel like you're posting this as evidence to the contrary, and if this is the case then you're misinterpreting the scene and the very text you posted
Yes, Asuka kisses Shinji to get back at Kaji, but no one kisses someone they don't care about out of the blue
It's kind of the point, she makes a big deal about only wanting to do it out of boredom because it's an absurd excuse, and obviously not true
And later on you can see that his lack of a reaction hurt her deeply, had it been only about Kaji she wouldn't have been nearly as affected
Anonymous No.280835431 >>280835789 >>280835848 >>280836741 >>280837044 >>280837208
>>280808304
The mere fact you're utterly avoiding the elephant in the room that is Kaworu (literally Shinji's soulmate within the evangelion continuity and the most important person to him by far) just goes to show how off the mark you are. Also pretty much all of the reasons you try to pass as obstacles in the way of Misato and Rei actually are not in narrative, you are deciding on your own for Shinji, you're not Shinji and Shinji is not you. On the other hand, you try to pass the fat lot of superficial nothing Shinji has with Asuka (that's consistently portrayed as a toxic dynamic that would never go anywhere) as something meaningful is plain laughable.

>There's no relationship here
Ironically sums up Shinji and Asuka, not Shinji and Misato.

>Thematically picking Rei is a repeat of the same mistake that Gendo made: latching onto the most comforting presence around and then being unable to survive without it because all you want is to retreat again
The sheer irony is that you're describing what Shinji is trying to achieve by using Asuka in EoE. Shinji goes to a comatose Asuka as a last resort option, and when Asuka rejects him he tries to off her because retreating is the only reason he seeks Asuka.

Now have some big fat elephant crushing your headcanon bullshit.
Anonymous No.280835590 >>280835740
>>280835394
>In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.
Anonymous No.280835740 >>280835776 >>280836741
>>280835590
You do realize that she spent a significant amount of time convincing him that it didn't mean anything, yes?
Anonymous No.280835761
>>280805036 (OP)
shinji wouldn't risk his life for this
he literally had it without risking his life and didn't take it
Anonymous No.280835772 >>280835985
Rei
Anonymous No.280835776 >>280835791 >>280836741
>>280835740
Anonymous No.280835784
>>280831184
>Asuka as Emeraldas, travelling alone among parallel universes as legendary pirate in search of something she lost long time ago

Unironically the best ending for her
Anonymous No.280835789
>>280835431
Based fujo
Anonymous No.280835791
>>280835776
Everything here has already been addressed, I'm not sure what the point you're trying to make is
Anonymous No.280835848 >>280836720
>>280835431
>The sheer irony is that you're describing what Shinji is trying to achieve by using Asuka in EoE
Asuka is absolutely the least comforting presence he has had out of the whole cast unless we're counting Gendo
It's meant to show that in the end he would rather choose pain than loneliness
On the other extreme is Kaworu: pure comfort with no effort involved, affection that requires no sacrifices, he would have been the perfect catalyst for Shinji to bury himself deep in his flaws and stagnate into oblivion if not for the fact that he fucking died, and not before betraying Shinji's trust and leaving him a broken husk of a boy first
Anonymous No.280835858 >>280835888
>>280805036 (OP)
Harem ending
Anonymous No.280835888 >>280836741 >>280836915 >>280838529
>>280835858
Based, he likes them all equally.
Anonymous No.280835985
>>280835772
Anonymous No.280836017
>>280805036 (OP)
Despite how hard the Rebuild movie timeline shit the bed with 3.0, I liked the ending of 2.0 with the idea of Shinji almost causing another apocalypse just to save Rei.
Her holding his radio was really touching as well.
Would have been nice to have seen that develop further rather than the abortion 3.0 was, but alas.
Anonymous No.280836373 >>280836618
Ya'll might not like it and I certainly am not a fan of Mari either but I think there's a reason why we introduced a new character for Shinji to end up with. Any other option would be a bad choice because they are broken in their own right and/or would be unhealthy for Shinji. Mari is a shallow character but she represents someone who is well put together so she is the healthiest choice. I think that was the intent behind Shinji being with her in the final moments as he "grows up" and heads out steadfast into the "real world".

I would regard Rebuild as cannon. Yes, it was written later to be the ultimate timeline and the original TV anime + EoE timeline got written off as one of the timelines that occurred before this final one, but it does fit because we did establish that alternate universes are possible such as the slife-of-life school scene in the final TV episode.

If hell bent on sticking to original TV anime + EoE then I would say Asuka. Their circumstance is messy and they have a lot to work on but I find the final scene of EoE to have left us with a shred of hope even in the bleak outcome. Shinji decides to be authentic (choking her and crying afterwards), Asuka decides to be welcoming of his authenticity (carressing his face as she is choked), and she comments "How disgusting" which is how human relationships can be, offputing and ugly, but the positive thing is when it is raw and authentic, which is what their final interactions were.

In either case, the choice Evangelion hands you is in fact the correct one.
Anonymous No.280836618 >>280836655
>>280836373

Rebuild message:
> you can magically reset the world and make everything work out in the end
> perfect person will literally fall out from the sky for you

EoE message
> terrible things happen and you have to deal with them
> you can grow as a person
> love can change a person in a positive way

Rebuild is just immature wish fulfilment. EoE (and Shinji/Asuka relationship) is a mature realization that everything might be okay if you are willing to change and try.

That's why Shinji/Asuka is the only real ship in this franchise.
Anonymous No.280836655 >>280836714
>>280836618
I'd say Shinji/Rei, because whereas Shinji/Asuka will always be otaku headcanon imagining a post-Evangelion relationship, the Shinji/Rei relationship is actually on-screen as a fully realized, mutually healing relationship that not only saves themselves, but the whole world.

To move on from Evangelion, it's necessary that you accept what's IN Evangelion, not what's beyond it.
Anonymous No.280836714 >>280836818 >>280837011
>>280836655
I would say the message a piece of art conveys is more important. Also, in EoE, we see that Shinji:
> says goodbye to his mother
> Rei disappears
> Eva 01 fucks off to space
> Misato dies (only her necklace remains)

So basically all versions of his mother disappear from his life. It makes sense that Rei would too.
Anonymous No.280836720 >>280837088
>>280835848
>Asuka is absolutely the least comforting presence he has had out of the whole cast unless we're counting Gendo
Shinji seeks Asuka at the start of EoE because at this point in time she's what he considers the most comforting presence. This is spelled out loud by Shinji himself. And yes, Shinji has the shittiest, most worthless dynamic with Asuka out of the entire cast.

>It's meant to show that in the end he would rather choose pain than loneliness
The epilogue of EoE is LITERALLY about showing Shinji picking loneliness over pain.

>On the other extreme is Kaworu: pure comfort with no effort involved, affection that requires no sacrifices
Shinji understands Kaworu's sacrifices and his own shortcomings, that's why he lets go of him in 3+1. But it certainly doesn't change the fact he is Shinji's most important person and his soulmate within the narrative of eva, this is a fact. But Asuka doesn't stand on the opposite side as anything positive, Asuka stands as something purely negative (which is why Shinji simply goes for the throat when she won't be what he needs her to be or why he doesn't have any handshake agreement nor any form of physical contact with her in 3+1). You do not point at Kaworu being too good for Shinji when Asuka is nothing but a dumpster fire for him. If you really want to pick solid and balanced dynamics for Shinji, Rei is by far the prime candidate, both her and Shinji support each other in a loop of mutual positive feedback. Misato is second, she doesn't profit from Shinji's positive influence as much as Rei but they definitely improve (mostly Shinji) being together. Shinji and Asuka is the opposite, putting them together only makes them worse, and Misato bringing Asuka in is the main reason Shinji and herself never managed to heal like they should (and also why Kaworu had a shot at becoming such a huge deal to Shinji).
Anonymous No.280836741 >>280837044 >>280837044 >>280838935
>>280835888
>>280835776
>>280835740
>>280835431
He sure does.
Anonymous No.280836818 >>280837472
>>280836714
Well except that Rei is present in the final scene too, so not exactly.

The message a piece of art conveys - when it indeed has one - is important.
The message is delivered by and through Rei and Shinji together, who are the two people who do indeed piece the puzzle of the message together.

They are the two people in the story who self-realize and conquer psychological fears, so they go together well that way.

Asuka is hard to consider in the same way precisely because she is NOT an active part of the message, rather she is symbolic of the failure to adhere to said message.

Like this, joined at the hip.
Anonymous No.280836856
>>280835285
>>280835294
>OGfags just don't have a response for this.
Easy, you're samefagging , not trying even hard to samefagand like BALCKED porn.

>literally Shinji's soulmate within the evangelion
Now this is the biggest HEADCANOn in the thread and we have fucking Kensuke schizo samefagging

>There's no relationship here
Kaworu and Shinji

>The sheer irony is that you're describing what Shinji is trying to achieve by using Kaworu in NGE

Now have some big fat elephant crushing your headcanon bullshit.
Anonymous No.280836915 >>280838079
>>280835888
>posts is about Shinji
>posts Kensuke
I know Kensuke is into voyeur buy that's kind of gay you want to watch
Anonymous No.280837011 >>280837472
>>280836714
She's out there, waiting, for when Shinji finally offs the bitch.
Anonymous No.280837044
>>280836741
>>280835285
>>280835431
Okay, >>280836741 has been posted like 3 times and each time a few minutes after or before it gets deleted a Kensuke shitposts pops up.

Now, If it was once or twice it wouldn't mean anything but for it to be 3 times is not a coincidence. The Kawoshinfag spamming walls of text is a fucking janny. We literally have a tranny janny in the fucking thread seething over a ship.

Lmak
Anonymous No.280837088 >>280838879
>>280836720
>Asuka is absolutely the least comforting presence he has had out of the whole cast
Wrong

>The epilogue of EoE is LITERALLY about
Did Anno say this?


>Shinji understands Kaworu's sacrifices and his own shortcomings, that's why he lets go of him in 3+1
We're not talking about Rebuilds, so if all you can do is bring them up you already lost
Anonymous No.280837208 >>280839272
>>280835431
>The mere fact
Okay, tumblr calm down

>Kaworu
Maybe he's not gay? I'm not a faggot so I never brong him up

>Also pretty much all of the reasons you try to pass as obstacles in the way of Misato and Rei actually are not in narrative,
Removing the twiiter/tumblr shit he's bitching about he's right about Misato outside of the "no relationship" shit.

>Asuka (that's consistently portrayed as a toxic dynamic that would never go anywhere) as something meaningful is plain laughable.
You're into a gay ship. That's just plain laughable.

>Asuka as a last resort option,
You do know Asuka wasn't around for like most of the end. I don't know why people "last resort" like she waa always around.

>Asuka rejects him he tries to off her
Thats just in your head bro.

Now have some big fat elephant crushing your headcanon bullshit.
Anonymous No.280837472 >>280838714
>>280836818
This is the final scene during Instrumentality, the final scene of series is with Asuka, look here >>280837011 .

Also in Instrumentality Shinji clearly rejects both Instrumentality and Rei, choosing to return to the life of separate human being. In show there is clear distinction between easy, devoid of conflict life with Rei/Yui/Instrumentality and harsh but real life with Asuka. We see that Shinji chooses the latter.

>They are the two people in the story who self-realize and conquer psychological fears, so they go together well that way.
That's true. But it's also true for Asuka, finally showing compassion towards Shinji in the final scene.

I don't hate Shinji/Rei ship but it's clear that they are not meant to be together.
Anonymous No.280837745 >>280839748
>>280805036 (OP)
Khyle sucks
Anonymous No.280838079 >>280838376 >>280838376 >>280838447 >>280838529 >>280838935
>>280836915
The one who she calls "Ken Ken" and lives together with is not Shinji.
Anonymous No.280838376 >>280838461
>>280838079
>posts is about Shinji having a Harem
>posts Kensuke
>people point out the OP is about Shinji and so is the Harem post
>makes this posts >>280838079 hours later as some kind of gocha when it makes no sense and has new site up
Anyway, back on the topic of voyeur being gay and cuck shit. Are you really into that shit? I know /dbs/ posters are really into cuck shit and the way you type comes off like you are
Anonymous No.280838447 >>280838490
>>280838079
>The one who she calls
ESLbro do you know what a harem? Herem isn't a name of a person. Maybe if you wern't trying make the same shitty "Ken Ken" joke every time you posts you would know whay people are talking about now.
Anonymous No.280838461 >>280838529 >>280838568
>>280838376
There is nothing indecent in Asuka and her boyfriend Kensuke having passionate love.
Anonymous No.280838490 >>280838529 >>280838567 >>280838568 >>280838688 >>280842021
>>280838447
Asuka only spreads her legs for Kensuke but Kensuke himself is free to sleep with every Eva girl. What is this situation, if not a harem?
Anonymous No.280838529
>>280835888
Based Ken Ken, watching Shinji fuck his Harem.

>>280838079
That's even sadder, If they're living together and Shinji is fucking her that makes Ken Ken a cuck

>>280838461
>There is nothing indecent in
>indecent in
>in

>>280838490
Holy shit, he's mad right now. ALso Kensuke schizo is seething
Anonymous No.280838567 >>280838688 >>280838856 >>280839000
>>280838490
Pretty based, as a reifag I don't mind her ending up with Kensuke (who is literally me), and Asuka also being there is even better.
The one above me is a fake reifag, do not believe him.
Anonymous No.280838568 >>280838612
>>280838461
>>280838490
As you samefag. You didn't answer the question and started posting the same shitty Asukn art you posts and ignore how people are asking you if you're into cuck shit
Anonymous No.280838585
Anonymous No.280838612 >>280838688 >>280838699 >>280839000
>>280838568
I've already answered that Kensuke having a harem doesn't "cuck" anyone. Shinji wasn't suitable for any girl to begin with, though Kaworu would probably be fine with his bussy.
Anonymous No.280838688
>>280838612
>I've already answered
No you didn't you actually larped as a Reifag see >>280838567 >>280838490
while replying you yourself. Now why are you into cuck shit so much? Now stop bring up kensuke while dodging a simple question
Anonymous No.280838699
>>280838612
That wasn't even a answer to a question that was asked
Anonymous No.280838714 >>280839336
>>280837472
I think your view is based on a clear misinterpretation and misunderstanding.

It's not that Shinji rejects Rei/Instrumentality, it's that Rei helps Shinji reject it. It's the only chronological and thematic possibility as well.
Shinji becomes the catalyst for instrumentality before Rei interacts with him in the movie, in fact it is Shinji's cry for help at that moment which causes Rei to go help Shinji.

Instrumentality is set in motion and becomes fact, at which point Rei talks Shinji (and by extension, the world) out of a suicide. It's Rei who confronts Shinji that his desires are simply convenient fabrications to avoid reality, not any of the other characters.

No other characters could reach Shinji like Rei does, and only Rei would be able to do this since she innately rejects such comfortable escapes. Similarly it was Shinji who moved Rei, and caused her to abandon her deep want of nothingness, and made her fear to lose others.

>I don't hate Shinji/Rei ship but it's clear that they are not meant to be together.

I don't disagree here, but I'd say that applies for anyone else as well. I choose to put focus on the fact that Shinji and Rei together worked very well for everyone, so in regards to OP's question which allows much leeway, then I nominate the two.
Anonymous No.280838856
>>280838567
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/Zw6FGLrDHfTjON40PyaUQg/
I've seen this exact posts before but it was a misatofag. ALso that image was used in a thread replying to Kenshit art.

Something tell me a certain cuck lover might be samefagging and larping
Anonymous No.280838879 >>280838931 >>280839000 >>280840202
>>280837088
>We're not talking about Rebuilds
Of course we are.
Anonymous No.280838931 >>280839025
>>280838879
>discord image
>Of course we are...
not. You keep bring it up and I've seen that image enough to knwo it's from a Rei discord
Anonymous No.280838935
>>280836741
Also want to point out this was deleted and then >>280838079 shows up.

He's janny, that is the 4th time that image was deleted the moment Kenshit posting starts up.
Anonymous No.280839000 >>280839056 >>280839098 >>280839269
>>280838879
>>280838612
>>280838567
This is canon in NGE and Rebuilds btw
Anonymous No.280839025 >>280839056 >>280839087
>>280838931
>it's from a Rei discord
They're literally screencaps from the movies.
Anonymous No.280839056 >>280839244
>>280839025
>They're literally
Headcanon made by a Rei discord.

>>280839000
I see numbers that make thia posts true
Anonymous No.280839087 >>280839244
>>280839025
>They're literally
A discoed meme? You're not even denying it was a shitpost made by a discord. Kind of like how you never denied being into cuck shit
Anonymous No.280839098
>>280839000
The number don't like
Anonymous No.280839131 >>280839148 >>280839184 >>280839841 >>280847258
>>280805036 (OP)
Reisuka or Asukei?
Anonymous No.280839148 >>280839184 >>280839269 >>280839841 >>280847258
>>280839131
Kensuka and Asuken.
Anonymous No.280839159
This thread was betrer before the walls of text about how one faggot doesn't like Asuka and the Kensukefag shitfes. Both are happing at the same time
Anonymous No.280839184 >>280839195 >>280839217
>>280839148
>>280839131
Kencuck or Cucksuke
Anonymous No.280839195
>>280839184
Cucksuke
Anonymous No.280839217
>>280839184
the latter
Anonymous No.280839244 >>280839309
>>280839056
>Headcanon

>>280839087
>meme

The arrows are pointing out details revealing the true intention of the scene. This is definitely not a random move by Anno, nor is it an accident. So yes, we're talking about Rebuild when talking about evangelion, doing otherwise would be denial and escapism.
Anonymous No.280839269
>>280839000
Lmao

>>280839148
[HEADCANON]
Lmao. Also last time I've seen this image you were posting Kawoshin porn
Anonymous No.280839272 >>280839309 >>280839551
>>280837208
>double spacing
>bro
Ok reddit, calm down
Anonymous No.280839309 >>280839348
>>280839244
>>280839272
>samefag
The best way to hide your seething is to space out your shitposts better.
Anonymous No.280839323
>>280805036 (OP)
Shinji doesn't deserve any of the women as he's a painfully average sad pathetic little angry incel. He should just be with his perfect angel homeboy.
Anonymous No.280839336
>>280838714
>It's not that Shinji rejects Rei/Instrumentality, it's that Rei helps Shinji reject it.
>No other characters could reach Shinji like Rei does, and only Rei would be able to do this since she innately rejects such comfortable escapes.

Both good points. Actually it made me rethink what you've said

>Shinji/Asuka will always be otaku headcanon imagining a post-Evangelion relationship

since you are probably right.

Still, I think that Rei/Shinji relationship led to Shinji and Asuka understanding each other better and finally getting together.
Anonymous No.280839348 >>280839443
>>280839309
Meds you cringe indian faggot
Anonymous No.280839443
>>280839348
>post deleted the moment you show up
Looks like you are a janny LMAO
Anonymous No.280839512 >>280839551 >>280839769 >>280839920 >>280840168 >>280840451
>xe picked up xyr recent Yuijro persona along with stock-filenamed images obviously downloaded from Google search results just before posting
Keep it up nigga, this will surely make Eva threads look better and attract more mentally stable users in here.

Also, the faggot is reporting everyone despite calling us jannies, so make sure to be as on-topic as possible ITT.
Anonymous No.280839551
>>280839272
That's crazy lets look at this post
>The mere fact you're utterly avoiding
Twitter and tumblr shit.

>Ok reddit, calm down
zoom zoom is seethng

>The arrows are pointing out
Okay, just admit it was a shipost made by a discord already. Your trying so hard to avoid that fact that you keep crying

>This is definitely not a random move by Anno
more twitter speak

>>280839512
LMAO. How would you kn
Anonymous No.280839600
>>280805036 (OP)
>who should have Shinji ended up with?
That Male Faggot = No
His Teacher = No
His Mom = No
The German Twat = Yes

Ultimately, given the world-setting he's in, all the females he could possibly impregnate would be for-the-best, though.
It's been a long time since I've seen that show.
Anonymous No.280839748
>>280837745
That's snegosvki. But yes they both use the same haha sex, haha drugs, haha crime jokes.
Anonymous No.280839769 >>280840451 >>280841082 >>280842074
>>280839512
>xe picked up xyr recent Yuijro persona along with stock-filenamed images obviously downloaded from Google search results just before posting
Keep it up nigga, this will surely make Eva threads look better and attract more mentally stable users in here.

>Also, the faggot is reporting everyone despite calling us jannies, so make sure to be as on-topic as possible ITT
Anonymous No.280839841
>>280839148
>>280839131
Kencuck or Cucksuke
Anonymous No.280839917 >>280840116 >>280840168 >>280840202 >>280840202 >>280840217 >>280840237
Why are all Eva threads like this?
Anonymous No.280839920
>>280839512
t.janny who would who only goimg after posts that make fun of him.
Anonymous No.280840116 >>280840168 >>280840198 >>280840237
>>280839917
Don't ask me anon, I'd like to understand this as well.
Anonymous No.280840168
>>280840116
>>280839917
>>280839512
The answer is simpe
Xe (You) keep seething over a ship and spamming gay Kensuke shit so much that even kiwifarms picked up on it.
Anonymous No.280840198
>>280840116
Kencuck is gay?
Anonymous No.280840202
>>280839917
>>280839917
Because there's a brown retard who likes to spam headcanon like >>280838879, larp, spam threads with Kensuke shit and makes retarded posts like "Why are all Eva threads like this?" While also being a janny
Anonymous No.280840217 >>280840320
>>280839917
Autism
Anonymous No.280840237
>>280839917
>lolcow whos also a janny >>280840116 shows up
>spams thread for hours about Kencuck
>thread ends up shit
Anonymous No.280840320
>>280813575
>>280840217
>Autism
I mean yeah, who leses spams Kensuke shit and this https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/why%20are%20all%20Eva%20threads/
Anonymous No.280840451 >>280840593
>>280839769
>>280839512
>seething over Yujiro
What's the problem? Should people be spamming "Kensuke" shit and larping as Reifags and Misatofags
Anonymous No.280840524
If he was in Eva who would get killed or Rape?
Anonymous No.280840581 >>280840701 >>280840742
Aw some indian faggot self-inserts as Shinji and wants him to be with the nearest most acceptable female warm body so he's trying to make Asushin work lol. Pathetic.
Anonymous No.280840593 >>280840701 >>280840742
>>280840451
That building-level jobber who would lose to anyone from CHADgon CHAD Z, let alone Super? I don't even care about the character himself, he just isn't very suitable for Evangelion threads.
Anonymous No.280840701
>>280840593
>>280840581
Oh, he's seething and posting Kensuke over Yuijro. Also, posting in a /dbs/spic style doesn't help your case when you're on Kiwifarms lmao
Anonymous No.280840742
>>280813575
He should have. These threads always trigger "you know who" and causes massive bitch fit because Asuka amd Shinji together triggers him.

>>280840593
>>280840581
>seethes and brings up /dbs/
Legit at this point Kensuke posting os lolcow shit.
Anonymous No.280840870
>Kensuke cuck hates the Ogre
Lmao
Anonymous No.280840886 >>280841005 >>280841038 >>280841082 >>280841082
Not gonna lie, the scene in Kensuke's shed was really cool
Anonymous No.280840901
>>280808981
why is shinji thicc
Anonymous No.280841005 >>280841038 >>280841039 >>280847866
>>280840886
You mean that time you got IP wiped?
Anonymous No.280841026 >>280851330
>>280805036 (OP)
Asuka or Hikari. Rei is his half sister, Misato doesnt actually love him. Kawaru is a homo agent sent by seele to end mankind. He lacks the walls that humans put up becouse he is inhuman. He only find humanity by killing himself, becouse to be human is to have walls, which he will never have becouse Karl is an alien perversion of man, and justly will never find long lasting love and affection outside his own death. Most of this also applies to Rei. I dropped rebuild on the third movie and hated it. Mari is terrible but i cant comment on her and shinji.. Asuka seems like the more thematic choice the show was pushing for, but i still think Hikari or another girl from his school would be a healthier option
Anonymous No.280841038
>>280841005
>>280840886
>he posted BLACKED shit.
Kencuck,,,,,
Anonymous No.280841039 >>280841082 >>280841158 >>280841873
>>280841005
This was not me, however.
Anonymous No.280841055
>>280805036 (OP)
Shinji and Asuka were made for each other. They are a perfect match
Rei was made for me. We are a perfect match.
All is right in the world
Anonymous No.280841067
>>280817458
If anything Kensuke is sitting in the cuck chair filming Kawaru and Shinji running a train on her
Anonymous No.280841082
>>280840886
>The scene he's talking about >>280839769

>>280840886
>>280841039
>instent reply.
Holy shit it was him
Anonymous No.280841136 >>280841283
If you want to prove it wasn't you then Kensuke [posting at everyone making fun of you sure doesn't help. Thats lolcow shit
Anonymous No.280841158
>>280841039
It was you. Man, IP wiped and posted BLACKED shit. Not being the cuck allegations
Anonymous No.280841283 >>280841402 >>280841727
>>280841136
>If you want to prove it wasn't you
The burden ofproofison those who make aclaim.
Anonymous No.280841402
>>280841283
>ofproofison
Lmao, not only did he instantly replied, he's posting /dbs/ shit and was seething so hard that people found out it was him he couldn't even type
Anonymous No.280841652 >>280841700 >>280841727 >>280841727 >>280841823 >>280841873 >>280850979
Anonymous No.280841700 >>280841823 >>280841873
>>280841652
Anonymous No.280841727 >>280841772
>>280841652
>>280841283
>>280841652
You've been seething for hours. Funny thing is that there isn't even any Asushinfags. Just Kensuke troons and (You) seething about Asushin
Anonymous No.280841772 >>280841823 >>280841873
>>280841727
i didn't even say anything about asushin lol
Anonymous No.280841823
>>280841772
Case in point >>280841700 >>280841652 the speed in which he started seething about Asushin
Anonymous No.280841873
>>280841700
>>280841652
>>280841039
I can understand if this was to piss off shippers. But you have been going on for hours larping as ever single ship hoping to seethe

>>280841772
Lmao, yes. The most "I'm only pretending to troon and seethe over Asushin" lmao. He even added "lol" at the end of his posts like it was a gocha.
Anonymous No.280841952 >>280841989
The aKensuke schizo started really seething right here >>280835285

The longest he went seething and spamming was 10 hours. So far it's been about 5 and a half houurs of Kensuke bullshit. Will he break his record
Anonymous No.280841956 >>280841976 >>280841989
Anonymous No.280841976 >>280842226 >>280846024
>>280841956
For you Kensuke cuck
Anonymous No.280841989
>>280841956
>>280841952
it seems he's not stopping
Anonymous No.280842021 >>280842056
>>280838490
That's some shit AI slop. Perfect for a headcanon slop ship lol.
Anonymous No.280842056
>>280842021
You mean Asushi-accck
Anonymous No.280842074
>>280839769
...do nusoicacas really post bbc troonslop on the cuck
Anonymous No.280842226
>>280841976
A letter fitting for a lolcow.
Anonymous No.280842422 >>280842492 >>280842580 >>280843022 >>280845092 >>280846922
Anonymous No.280842492 >>280842580 >>280843022
>>280842422
Anonymous No.280842580
>>280842422
>>280842492
same exact samefag he did last time
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/280334784/#280371162
Anonymous No.280842652 >>280842695 >>280842930 >>280843022 >>280850153
I want to point out that Asushin is currently causing a meltdown that has lasted 7 hours. He has went from larping as a Reifag and Kawoshinfag typing up walls of text to samefagging and reposting the same Kensuke shit
Anonymous No.280842695
>>280842652
Asushin is too strong....
Anonymous No.280842930
>>280842652
Anonymous No.280843022
>>280842422
shitty edit

>>280842492
real image

>>280842652
based
Anonymous No.280843025
Anonymous No.280843509 >>280843578
Anonymous No.280843578 >>280844834
>>280843509
Shinji is so lucky
Anonymous No.280844834 >>280845092 >>280845092 >>280845453 >>280846024 >>280847498
>>280843578
...to have Asuka taken away from him.
Anonymous No.280845092
>>280844834
No, He's luck to have a seething retard >>280844834
>>280842422
camp 4chan threads, spam Kensuke image thinking he's making peope made and all around is just a cuck
Anonymous No.280845297 >>280845386 >>280845453 >>280845562
If this thread isn't proof that the rebuilds were a huge fucking mistake, I don't know what is
Anonymous No.280845386 >>280845562
>>280845297
In all honesty I don’t think they achieved what they intended. Like at Pearl Harbor, instead of destroying Evangelion, all it managed to do was enrage it.
Anonymous No.280845453 >>280845562
>>280845297
I wouldn't blame rebuilds but more the Kensuke schizo sure does not help when we have to deal with 50 posts of this bullshit >>280844834
Anonymous No.280845562
>>280845453
>>280845386
>>280845297
I also want to add that when he not around threads have 0 Kensuke pam and are actually good
Anonymous No.280846024
>>280841976
>>280844834
>>280844532
>kensuke schizo seething
Anonymous No.280846343
>>280808926
the pedo lady is too used up.
Anonymous No.280846527 >>280847050
Shinji is fucking Asuka right now. Also, someone in the cuck chair waitching. Can you guess who?
Anonymous No.280846922 >>280847050
>>280842422
Anonymous No.280847048
Anonymous No.280847050
>>280846527
>>280846922
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even get a chair
Anonymous No.280847258 >>280847457
>>280839148
>>280839131
Kencuck or Cucksuke
Anonymous No.280847457
>>280847258
Cucksuke
Anonymous No.280847498 >>280847784
>>280844834
>pedophilia
Anonymous No.280847621
>>280805200
Temporary solution. Gays can't have kids.
>what about adoption
Shinji needs to reproduce, and no kid should ever have "two fathers".
Anonymous No.280847784 >>280847866 >>280847916 >>280848064
>>280847498
...is /a/ culture.
Anonymous No.280847866
>>280847784
>>280841005
>same image as
So you were posting BLACKED shit and samefagging
Anonymous No.280847916
>>280847784
>is a/dbs/ spic
>a place known for posting real cp
>is also a janny
Bro....
Anonymous No.280848064
>>280847784
Cuck culture is apart of nu/a/ and since you always cuck post and also posted a cuck image. Yes it is.

Also>>280818514 you spam so much that you're double posting images kek. Schizo
Anonymous No.280848199 >>280849637
>>280816540
I wanna lay my head down right there on her ass
Anonymous No.280848539 >>280857248
Thread is pretty trash. Someone can't handle peak Eva ship and is cuck posting
Anonymous No.280848780
>>280805036 (OP)
Anonymous No.280849164 >>280849925 >>280850070
Funny how he got told on another board to fuck off and started his melty here
Anonymous No.280849637 >>280852438
>>280848199
same
Anonymous No.280849749 >>280850070 >>280850193
Say hi to Kensuke for me.
Anonymous No.280849925
>>280849164
I think the funny thing is he been at it for but is still seething and trying to shitpost. Not realizing people are just making fun of him for being a cuck

>>2808497499
Hi Kensuke kiwifarms won and also thats still not the line kek.
Anonymous No.280850070
>>280849164
It's been like 8 hours of schizo spam like >>280849749
Anonymous No.280850153
>>280842652
It's 11 hour melty now
Anonymous No.280850193 >>280850544
>>280849749
Hi Kensuke
Kiwifarms won
You're still mad.
Anonymous No.280850544 >>280850597
>>280850193
>Kiwifarms
The place you should go back to?
Anonymous No.280850597 >>280850618
>>280850544

Nah, it's the place you seethe at.
Say hi to Kiwifarms for me. They WON
Anonymous No.280850618 >>280850650
>>280850597
go back, you're black
Anonymous No.280850640 >>280850698
>>280805036 (OP)
Obviously Rei
Anonymous No.280850650
>>280850618
>everyone I don't like is the one black guy on kiwiframs
Mindbroken, buck broken and kiwi broken
Anonymous No.280850698 >>280851005
>>280850640
Asuka*
Anonymous No.280850979 >>280851094
>>280841652
>TV+EOE
That dude arguably ruined his life
Anonymous No.280851005
>>280850698
No, i mean Rei
Anonymous No.280851027
it should've ended with misato convincing shinji to troon out and then they leave and live happily ever after as wives
Anonymous No.280851094
>>280850979
It’s just a troll image anyway.
Anonymous No.280851330
>>280841026
Hikari is Toji's girl, thats a dick move.
Anonymous No.280851776
Anonymous No.280852109
Anonymous No.280852438
>>280849637
she did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.280853943
>>280805036 (OP)
No brainer
Anonymous No.280855320
>>280805065
we know
Anonymous No.280855951
Anonymous No.280856949
>>280805036 (OP)
everyone
Anonymous No.280857248
>>280848539
cute