Thread 281373526

You don’t believe internet trolls are real people, do you Anon?

>>281373526 (OP)
Aussies are real.

>>281373563
I feel like Australians getting blamed for the bulk of shitposting hasn’t happened in a long time now, nowadays it seems to be jeets and SEAniggers

one of the worst endings in anime manga history

>>281374235
This

I see people on wikis and tropes pages talk about
>kafuka's dad taking out an insurance on her name to kill her
>other girls in class being afraid of her saying "she will probably snap one day and kill them all"
multiple times
but neither of those have ever had any evidence attached
are those actually facts from some chapter or is that just schizoposting information that's been up for decades and no one questioned?

>>281374448
it's schizoposting no one questioned

>>281374597
Like seriously look at this shit
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/SayonaraZetsubouSensei
Under Kafuka

> Cute and Psycho: While she's fairly stable right now, her classmates and friends fear the day she snaps and murders the entire class, which they predict isn't too long away.

>Dark and Troubled Past: "Dark and troubled" doesn't even begin to describe it - first her parents betrothed her to someone, then her mother was possessed by a spirit and had Kafuka Mercy Kill her. This left Kafuka alone to face the brunt of her severely mentally-ill father's antics, which culminated in him taking out a life insurance policy on her before murdering her by pushing her into traffic and disappearing with the payout. Youch.

These entries have literally been there for like over a decade.
I know it's a meme site but that's ridiculous.

>>281373526 (OP)
>>281373563
>>281374235
I swear this is the third time I'm seeing this, is this a board meme or am I going insane

>>281374652
>tvtropes
like you said meme site

>>281374943
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/australian-shitposters
my brother in christ, how new are you?

>>281375004
I'm talking about those three posts exactly in the same succession

>>281375133
oh that's just ai
we had ai unleashed on this site some years back when chatgpt was first unveiled, it's been shitposting here ever since

>>281375165
I see, nice to hear that I don't have schizophrenia

>>281375213
You do.
You can check the IMD5 and see that this isn't just the same posts at all.

>>281374652
The first one is technically true if you consider the story's ending but I doubt your average troper read that far. Chalk it up to blind luck.
The second is mostly fanfiction and based off some throwaway lines that also don't really make sense when you consider the ending.
That's just typical TVtropes reading too much into things and finding meaning where there is none.

The internet has left me in despair.

>>281373526 (OP)
But who will I show my kindness to if they aren't real?

>>281379151
The intelligence agents, of course!

>>281380068
The damned glowies......

>>281380068
They're always there for you.

>>281379109
Just close your eyes.

I always considered Chiri to be best girl but the only anime/manga girl I ever dreamt of while sleeping was Matoi.
What's the meaning of this? Did the crazy stalker follow me into my dreams?

>>281386454
yes

>>281387050
Too big anon

>>281374235
I remember /int/ went from Aussies -> Canadians -> Indonesians as the worst shitposters so it kind of just looped back to the southern pacific

>>281392671
I love Rin, my favorite SZS girl.

gnite anons
don't let the thread die or I'll be in despair

This show needed fewer girls and more despair.

>>281381366
>>281394194
my beloved

Zetsumei sensei a cute

>>281381366
to me, she seemed the most well rounded girl in the class at first, just after Chie sensei. Little did I know she was a yandere.

I can only find zetsubou sensei nendroids for merch in osaka

>>281398851
There’s only a nendo of Sensei for some reason.

>>281399050
Clearly he is the cutest one.

>>281397027
why would she do this?

>>281373526 (OP)
I need Kafuka to carry my child

>>281391104
That ocean does things to people

>>281402286
The ocean gives me despair!

Jul 3 2002
Really, it's not good to be trying too hard. That sketch over there is not going into print anyway! It wasn't conceived as a gag, you see. Yeah, it's all lost. But you know, is this online me trying too hard? Oh, so that's what you think, I am trying too hard, at going around in aimless circles. I am always going round and round, all self-righteous. There are probably only like three people reading what I'm writing here. Aah, it doesn't matter either way, but haven't the England supporters gone home yet? They are always at the convenience stores close to my home at night. And they are always reading porno mags. They were reading like Cream and stuff.

Oh yeah, they have built this new family restaurant in the neighbourhood recently, but they are trying way too hard. I understand that the place has just opened and that they are all excited about it, but don't come and ask "do you want some coffee?" seven or eight times in one hour. I can't drink that much coffee. Leave me alone. This might be hard to understand, but I want to be alone in that weird family restaurant space. And I don't want you to see all those notes I'm writing! They totally think that I'm a weird person if they see them, because I'm doodling down stuff as I'm thinking it up. You did think "oh shit, trouble!" about me, didn't you. No, you say you are kind? So then I'm just a troublesome customer, Mr. Troublesome. Anyway, that's probably what they are saying in the kitchen. "Mr. Troublesome is here again", or "oh my god, Manga-boy is here", or something! Anyway, that's true, I am a troublesome manga-boy! I am drawing a troublesome manga, and I'm a nuisance for for both the editor in chief and the readers that love Sunday. Aaah, where can the troublesome manga-boy go? Well, he can't go to that family restaurant anymore, anyway. I've made yet one more family restaurant I can't go to. Yes, tomorrow I'll have to go as far as the family restaurants in the next ward. Soon, I might be visiting a family restaurant in your town. If a troublesome person with weird notes shows up, maybe that is me.

>>281406714
>but haven't the England supporters gone home yet? They are always at the convenience stores close to my home at night. And they are always reading porno mags. They were reading like Cream and stuff.
Damn, english baka gaijin went to japan in 2002 to read loli magz?

>>281406714
oh my god meru is tiny

>>281396095
that's my despair

>>281374275
what was the ending?

>>281412348
NTA but everyone in the class received a donated body part from the main girl and she's been controlling them from the start. The teacher, the girl's lover, is trying to exorcise her out or something and proceeds with the larp. This is the reason why there is not one image in the entirety of the manga showing the entire cast as Kafuka is controlling one of them at any given moment. It's also heavily hinted as well such as her having bandages out of nowhere but she just possessed the local accident prone girl.

>>281413262
huh.. that sounds epic

>>281413661
It makes rereading and rewatching worth it just to notice tiny details you've missed. Also the anime OPs spoils this twist as well.

Not having kafuka in my life makes it literally not worth living.

>>281416218
jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Otoutos belong with their Nii-sans.

zetsubou by text

>>281373526 (OP)
The CIA is all up in these halls.

I like the the lack of grays in Kumeta’s art, it makes it feel like an old newspaper comic from the 20s/30s.

>>281413262
Wow that sucked

>>281373526 (OP)
Yes

>>281394194
WAKE UP

sex with sensei

>>281418056
It's a highlight.

Is SZS really just Kumeta's blog posts?

>>281417912
I feel like yuno would almost feel guilty immediately and take you back on the spot.

>>281422606
She couldn't even have a brief imaginary fight in her head without apologizing and taking it back immediately.

gentle anal rape with sensei

*racial slurs*

>>281373563
regrettably

>>281422326
Eh, I've seen what he posts on his blog. This is more fleshed-out.

Jul 10 2002
Recently, I'm forgetting things a lot. The names of the TV personalities just won't pop up, even if I'm seeing them on the TV right in front of me. The name I remembered after worrying about this for half a day was Maeda Bibari. I was disappointed. I'm not even able to say what my parents' address is anymore, without looking, although I could before, and not even the names of my past assistants will pop up. Maybe my brain's capacity is full now, and from now on I won't be able to make a single memory. But even if that's true, I don't care. Because before this, there has not been any good things at all. I've been disparaged, I've been insulted, I've been humiliated - a life that's already going downwards.

A life where there's not even one thing that would be nice to remember, from before this. Yes, from now on my life is taking a sharp downturn. Well, it's not like it was on a high level to begin with. A life where you fall down to the next fall, a life where you never return to where you were before. But even from that very bottom, I guess the sky is blue. The point of highest achievement in your life, that you will come to understand just because you are falling. Back then, even I had friends. The middle school days, when I think I had both hopes and dreams. I was talking to my friends until morning, all seriously, about the ideal size for breasts... And the conclusions we finally reached were the size where "they settle into your palm", or "if they're too big, they sag easily", or "if they're small, you should massage them to make them bigger" and so on, saying stuff overflowing with dreams, even though we had never even touched any breasts... I am like this now, but back then, I was seeing the future. You might say it was like my pockets were spilling over with hopes and dreams. Now, I have no dreams, no hopes, no passion. "I couldn't care less about breasts!" - that is not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that there is still some hope remaining. Thank you, breasts.

>>281375165
Based AI shitposting on 4chan in its free time to take the edge off.

How do you think SNF ends? Will it be as dark as SZS?

>>281374275
Big agree

Sensei is made for gentle handholding.

>>281413262
It's just bad. Nozomu deserved better.

Gross

>>281425957
He has an actual blog?

>>281430617
Someone's been posting excerpts from it in this thread.