Thread 281587324

>>281587324 (OP)
GATORS!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! FLORIDA VACATION PTSD!!!!!

>>281587324 (OP)
anime?

>>281587324 (OP)
Fuck gators, fuck crocks, fuck reptiles generally (except turtles)

>>281589774
/an/ threads are allowed

>>281589823
>could easily tear the person to shreds
>flee
Silly crocs this is why you become footwear.

>>281589823
apologise to your reptilian ancestors

>>281589898
>get wounded by strange creature with a claw at the end of its crazy long arm
>wound gets infected
>become too ill to hunt and die
all succesful predators avoid injury whenever possible

>>281590064
I'm not jewish.

>>281589898
Crocs are only hot shit in water, they know a tall mokey swinging a metal stick has the advantage on land.

>>281589774
Staff have been making lots of OPs lately, "in-house threads"
Obviously, they have a little leverage when it comes to the rules.

>>281590149
>strange creature with a claw at the end of its crazy long arm
You know I've never thought of it like this. Like can animals separate the two things, our limb and an item or do we just look like some weird eldritch horror to them?

>>281590303
>lookin' good tonight ladies
>heh yep still got it

>>281590255
all mammals have reptile ancestry, dummy

>>281590368
depends on their cognitive ability. most only care about telling what's a threat and what's food

>>281589823
>(except turtles)
they're tortoises for fucks sake

>>281590149
Doesn't apply to crocs. They're tanks that can take a crazy amount of damage and have powerful immune systems.

>>281590853
Tortoises are a subset of turtles

>>281591454
other way round

>>281591427
do you know how many crocodiles die as a result of injury each year

>>281591513
Nope. Turtles are the order Testudines. Tortoises are the family Testudinidae under that order.

>>281591587
>>281591454
they're all birds

>>281590853
If you’re trying to be a smart ass about their scientific name being the Latin word for tortoise go blow a reptile cock and come back and speak English like a normal person. We call them turtles.

>>281591568
I don't know, but considering they can lose limbs and be fine

>>281591614
normal people neither speak english nor use 4chan

>>281591614
>and speak English like a normal person
english is for faggots, i speak american

>>281589823
I hope this man get eaten

>>281591862
thanks, i was waiting in this thread for this image

>>281589823
>Fuck gators, fuck crocks
I once saw a video of a guy doing just that. Not even forcefully, but lovingly.

>>281591943
everyone gets eaten, that's how decomposition works

It's over

>>281591943
How do you know that was a man? What if it was a woman? Then you just wished for a woman to get eaten. How does that make you feel?

>>281591568
The AI short on youtube where I got all of my information didn't mention that

>>281590368
We are hairless apes in a world of fur. Of course we look like eldrich horrors to them.

>>281597458
Walking With Dinosaurs? Holy shit, I still have the DVD. Loved that when I was little

>Waaaaaalk in the rain~
>Waaaaaaalk in the rain~
>I walk.in the raaaaaaaain~

>>281597524
Based anon. I also own the DVD too. Watched it countless times, and still do from time to time.

>>281590338
>Crocs are only hot shit in water

>>281590368
My dog got pretty scared of the broom when I was sweeping when she was a puppy. She's used to it now, but it still clearly wigs her out a little.

NINGENO NO CHIKARA O
MISETE
YARUZE

>>281597718
>jaguar takes down a small caiman
Is that supposed to prove a point?

>>281597759
I fucking love this one, the roo's too fucking confused with what happened. It never thought it'd get decked.

Reminder that crocs are doting okasans and are actually closer related to birds than to other reptiles.

>>281587324 (OP)
Wukong will save him

>>281597886
I heard the interpretation of punching a 'roo being that they generally engage in boxing matches to establish superiority depsite having stronger legs to avoid damage. So essentially when you punch one in the face, it thinks something like "if he punches like this how mean of a kick must he pack", and it assumes you're stronger than you are.

>>281597759
He has a "can you believe this bullshit?" face

>>281597987
Birds are fucking psychos. A reptile would just eat you because it's too dumb to think about anything else. A bird would slowly torture you to death just to see what twitches and sounds you would make.

>>281599856
This but cats.

>>281599856
>>281599987
Depends on the bird, really.

>>281600873
Mordecai and Rigby

>>281600873
I love shrikes because they look like a typical little bird that eats insects or plants, but once you notice the shape of its beak you realize its true nature.

>>281597718
Catgirls too stronk

>>281587451
is this real?

>>281596982
You just know that cat was raised by dogs

>>281597759
This one never fails to make me laugh.
The 'roo is all like "what the fuck, mate?"

>>281597759
OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU

>>281598075
If true it's a justified fear. Even untrained humans have very strong legs and can kick with a pretty similar amount of force to a red kangaroo.

DOKE

>>281597718
That's like if you made Goku fight Yamcha to prove how weak Yamcha is.

I've seen one of those caimans send a man to the hospital once. You wouldn't fuck with them even at this size. That doesn't mean they stand a chance against a fucking jaguar.

Nandatte?

>>281592489
Kino

S-souka?

>>281604077
>Oi oi

>>281597987
Need gator wife

>>281589842
I miss /can/

>>281597987
@Grok is this true?

>>281597987
>Character has a surprise trump card you would never expect from their base power set.

>>281603964
>That's like if you made Goku fight Yamcha to prove how weak Yamcha is.
No, it's like making Frieza fight Raditz to prove how weak saiyans are. I don't know what caimans you're talking about because species vary greatly in size, but that caiman looks like a yacare caiman or a spectacled caiman, one of the small ones (but they can still send a man to a hospital because they are still crocodilians). However, jaguars won't even go near the larger black caimans.

>>281590422
I was pretty sure this isn't true and that the reptile lineage and the mammal lineage diverged before reptiles (and obviously mammals) evolved, with reptiles descending from sauropsids and mammals descending from synapsids. So I looked into it and it turned out sauropsids and synapsids evolved from the group reptiliomorphs which used to just be called reptiles and synapsids used to be classified as mammal-like reptiles. So by the old classification of reptiles, mammals have reptile ancestry, but not by the new classification of reptiles.

>>281590368
They mostly can't. The reason why people on African Safaris can't stay in Vehicles without any protection right next to Lions is that Lions don't realize that people are separate than the big Car, they just see it as a huge animal.

>>281597458
Crazy to think shit like this was going on millions of years ago. Where are they now?

TADAIMA~!

>>281605131
>Be lion chilling with your pride
>See noisy big unfamiliar animal moving towards you with no legs and strange smell (wtf?)
>It stops then suddenly turns into a group of smaller noisy apes surrounding the larger animal
>Where the fuck did they come from
>Pride on alert
>Small apes fuse back together into big animal
>Shit where'd they go??
>Big animal leaves the same way somehow moving despite having no legs
>Pride is flabbergasted, fucks with their hunting because of unfamiliar existence in their living space
Being an animal must be a turbo-mindfuck experience ever since humans developed modern technology

>>281600954
did mordecai find out rigby tanked his chances of going to college?

>>281597759
FAFO

>>281601322
It's true nature being?

>>281604077
Yada!

>>281605745
Two for one special

>>281605371
Dogs are often completely confused by a kick-scooter. They see a person standing up and moving fast despite not moving their legs and get scared of what the hell is that supposed to be.

>>281605745
>>281606194
Oyakodon

>>281597825
Yes

>>281606592
When people are saying crocs are hot shit in the water, they're not referring to small caimans

>>281599856
What a cunt

>>281603771
CHUNGUS

Tom ain't gonna HAVE none of that shit.
Yeah, we all knew somethin' was goin' on, we all knew it had to get somewhere. And it DID! So now, let's just keep on going.

>>281605277
https://condemned.fandom.com/wiki/The_Bear

oyasumi

>>281597759
the most australian webm ever

>>281597759
GODDAMMIT BOY DON'T MAKE ME THROW THE TOWEL
YOU CAN STILL DO IT
YOU STILL GOT OXYGEN IN THOSE MUSCLES
OH NO A RIGHT HOOK
DAMMIT
I'M CAN'T THROW THE TOWEL RIGHT NOW
I CAN'T DO THIS
BOY IT'S TIME TO UNSEAL YOUR SECRET TECHNIQUE
GUTS AND AUSSIE TAMASHII BOY

MC appears to save the day!

>>281607995
>The bigger dog fucking KNEELS when he walks by

>>281597458
I don't think Livyatans/ancient giant monster whales would be this close to shore to hunt.....

>>281607995
>The Dogfather

>>281607995
Is this what the kids are calling aura farming?

faito faito faito

>>281607995
Ch*nese people will grab stray dogs, throw them into an open-air kennel, and starve them to death in hopes that their maddened behavior can generate a few dollars of ad revenue from "funny" TikToks

>>281602128
cats recognize babies as human kittens and can show protective instincts
may have something to do with the fact that babies and kittens make similar noises

>>281605245
>Where are they now
on your dinner plate

>>281608403
https://youtu.be/tYzMYcUty6s

>>281587324 (OP)
N-NANNIIII?!?!?

itai! itai yo! yamete!

>>281608718
Shuzo Matsuoka is the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk

>>281587324 (OP)
>MIETAZO

Kisama!! Tada de sumu to omou na yo!!

>>281608918
Why is the dog so desperate to eat the cabbage, that's not usual food for them.

>>281603771
average american trying to board a plane but can't fit on one seat

>AMERICAN.
>b-b-but I haven't even sa-
>Goddamn AMERICANS.
>....so did I get th-
>I HATE the United States.
>.......

OOOO BUTANIKU DA, ITADAKIMASS

>>281609207
yes, you are the source of all problems for the past 100 years
yes it's YOU

>>281609330
The U.S. is pretty boring.
There are much more... exotic places to be.

"hahaha" JANEE YO BAKA YAROU

>>281609389
Stop injecting yourselves into everything, and stop invading all countries (in the name of Israel) and everyone will suddenly stop talking about you. But that's not what you want

>>281608729
>that prideful stride
https://youtu.be/sTYV1HtBFnk

/pol/tards go back, this is a peaceful animal thread

>>281609734
I was just kidding around a little, didn't mean to really be offensive.

>>281600873
>Mudada

>>281597987
Crocs are cute ngl.

>>281606071
A meat eating bird (and with that I mean beyond insects). The sharp, curved beak tells you everything, as those are made to butcher prey more easily.

>>281606751
Fuck, now I imagined the shark as a cute anime girl.

>>281597718
Jaguars prey on Caiman that are like 50kg. Saltwater crocs can hit over 1,000. That's like me showing a video of a Chihuahua kicking a cat's ass and telling you it could beat a Tiger

>>281603771
>DOSUKOI

/an/ crossposters are the best kind of tourists on /a/

yes

n-nani?!

>>281610051
https://x.com/xghana_/status/1831393174595781012
4chan's being annoying again and won't let this through even even when I convert it so it's below 4MB and has no audio

>>281610643
ANO NORYOKU... MASAKA

>>281587324 (OP)
SUSUME!

>>281608936
he isn't eating it, he's attacking it for some reason

>>281609252
Damn bitch enjoy the food your man provided

>>281587451
>Bocchi visiting Florida
Lmai

>>281605245
The British took their corpses.

>>281597458
This was the best shit I watched as a kid.
It still holds up to this day.
I wish the new one stuck to be a documentary only following the dinos.

>>281607995
What an absolute chad

>>281604168
TACHIBANA-SAN

>>281610479
classic /a/ thread

>>281610479
>>281612525
You can have /an/ without /a/ after all

>>281597759
I laughed way too hard for way too long at this. The fucking roo's face man.

>>281587324 (OP)
>Tsukamaeta

>>281587324 (OP)
>The time of Rukia's execution... got changed

>>281613740
Cats are T. rexes to all the small animals out there.

>>281615000
Fuck you.

>>281607995
>Do you feel in charge?

>>281587451
Hey! Leave those innocent Florida women alone!

>>281615000
I always think of the guy who bought a console full of hibernating spiders whenever I see these kinda video.

>>281615261
>Here's your bento, onii-sama!

>>281615376
>Christmas 2013
Time sure does fly.

>>281615340
I DESERVE A CUTE CHUBBY GATOR WIFE

>>281615446
What do you mean anon, 2013 was just 5 years ago.

O-oi! Nanda korewa?!

>>281587324 (OP)
>He died standing

>>281589823
>that bonk
My fucking sides lmao

>>281615569
Imagine a guy taking a fucking flagpole through the chest and just going to chill.

>>281610084
There are records of oncas taking on adult black caimans. They can go to a same size/weight one with almost as ease. It also depends on how they ambush them etc.
I think it's past the 3.5m mark that the square cubed law starts making a difference.
Salties are on a league of their own though. There's a recent video of one attacking an indian elephant. That was one heck of a giant croc.

>>281615569
Tanked.

>>281615569
>Ranged Battle required ahead
But seriously, poor hawk.

>>281587324 (OP)
>Minna-san konbanwa!

h-haiyai!

>>281615000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQEN5XMD8J0

>>281587324 (OP)
>Bonjour

>>281607995
That's the King Charles technique

>>281615759
Nature has many lessons for urban kids missing their survival instinct

H-hayai...

M'lady

>>281587324 (OP)
>YOU MAY TAKE MY RIGHT ARM
>BUT I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR LIIIFFFEEEEE!!
>OH OH AH AH!

>>281615446
Is it possible to still read that thread?

>>281589774
newfag?
these animal threads with anime catchphrases are a meme please lurk for 4 years before posting.

Doko ni iku no?

>>281597759
today is the first time i notice how lacerated the dogs neck is.

i always thought it was some kind of equipment or cloth.

damn.

>>281592046
A Bunny is fine too.

>>281587451
Bocchi the croc

>>281615831
FALCON PUNCH

>>281616328
>Bison
That's and Indian Gaur

>>281591862
every time

>>281616346
So I should change the filename to something like GaoGaiGaur then?

>>281610075
>The sharp, curved beak tells you everything
indeed it does

>>281589774
one piece

>>281616374
Would you hire a shark to clean your home?

>>281613740
>not "Osoi!"

>>281597524
Same. I think it holds up too.
Obviously the CG is lacking, but there are tons of practical effects too. The making-of is really fun.

>>281616132
it's a cloth, the webm is low quality
also, the guy seems to have a gun.

>>281615759
>Cyclists

>>281616652
>No one saw anything, nothing happened alright??

>>281616590
>>281616595
>>281616691
>>281616565
>>281616536
>furshit and humans in a /a/nimal thread
The absolute state

>>281597458
Ah, the Liopleurodon. Depicted in Walking with Dinosaurs as 25 m (82 ft) but later estimates put its max size at 10 m (33 ft).

OSOI

mitsuketa

>>281615759
Cyclists making sure they don't move out of the way no matter what

>>281616759
How can that even happen? By having only a partial skeleton/very few bones available at all?

DAMARE KONO GAKI

>>281616524
>dubbing it "Osoi!" out of the gate
>and missing the chance to get a (You) from an anon correcting me
Keikaku Doorii

New season of Bakuon is looking pretty good! Anyone got the name of the new girl in the sidecar?

>>281587451
>Stolen from AI art

>>281608936
Actually you'd be surprised, dogs are facilitative omnivores

>>281616507
kek'd

nani mitendayo kusogaki

>>281616170
>human vs animal
>human won

teme!

>>281617005
Humans are animals tho.

>>281603771
I have that exact cat type and it's fat as well, they are just plus sized I guess.

>>281615656
>There are records of oncas taking on adult black caimans. They can go to a same size/weight one with almost as ease.
Sounds like you're talking about small females around 90 kg (200 lb). Adult males are usually around 300 kg (660 lbs), too large for a jaguar to take on, and they can get much larger.

>>281616846
paleontologists have always been just making shit up

>>281607586
idk man, i think the parachute one has it beat

KITA KA

>>281616846
Fat ratio, muscles, some bones not being in the right place etc..

>>281616846
Docu series directors made it bigger to make it more imposing

>>281617307
Blue board, BLUE BOARD!

>>281616846
Apparently they only had a vertebra

TASUKETE CHENSOUMAN

>mate kudasai
>nemui...

>>281617235
Where's penguin?

>>281617307
Hot damn

>>281617307
>Beetles have cocks
>Beetles have pussies
>Doing it is pretty much just rape
I didn't really think about it but huh...

>>281597458
wtf is this hontoni des ka?

>>281617641
>tsukimashita...

TASUKETE!!! AAAAAAAA

>>281610249
WOOF WOOF WOFWOF WOOF

>>281618334
You should look up how bedbugs mate, and learn about the interesting term "traumatic insemination".

>>281618438
ABUNAI!

>>281617235
this shit is so fucking retarded.

>>281615759
>YOU CAN'T DO THAT I HAVE RIGHT OF W-ACK

>>281615569
based and benkei-pilled

>I sense bloodlust
>>281615831
I love that it comes back to pose.

>>281616481
What the fuck
Why are there crocodiles under the floor?

>>281616652
>USA vs Vietnam

>>281619169
meant for >>281619079

>>281619079
Ghost rider's horse once it reverts at the end of his shift.

DOSUKOI

>>281619079
when it sees a white woman

>>281615759
I mean, if cyclist don't move away for cars why would they move away from a bull

もぐもぐ

>>281610479
/an/ crossposters are welcome on every board.

>>281608644
Not exactly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5hp4gR_fg

>>281618702
>traumatic insemination
How the fuck is it even supposed to work, what the hell was nature thinking

>>281619079
How?

>>281589774
How new...

>>281619169
>Arigato...Gyro

>>281616481
>Croc flip
Nice

>>281616682
>This is my hole

>>281619824
Nature just doesn't care as long as it doesn't annoy your offspring. Everything that works, works.

>>281616402
Almost died laughing at this fucking lizard

>>281619792
Cassowaries are fucking terrifying.

>>281620468
>ゴゴゴ。。。

Kono powa...!

>>281620666
PUSH IT BACK!!!

>>281620666
Thanks Satan for showing us footage of the Devnian period.

>>281620523
Top notch cinematography. The intro of the cassowary with the legs shown first is kino, it truly feels like a modern day dinosaur.

>>281615713
>>281615340
I recognise that chubby gator artist!

>>281620523
Sayonara

Spider

GIGA DORILL BREAKU

>>281620666
GET BACK IN THE WATER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

>>281619830
it's cold, the horse is hot

I love animals that are round.

>>281621360
this anon is a white woman

why is there still no sound allowed?

>>281619830
Have you never come out of a gym on a cold day? If the temperature differential is large enough you'll start steaming.

>>281621054
How amusing. In that case,
ANTI-GATOR GIGA DRILL BREAK!

>>281621551
Why did he do it?

>>281619397
HAKKEYOI! you mean

>>281621577
favstian spirit

>>281621577
He wanted to save us from paying taxes.

>>281621814
お前の母さんを犯しに行く途中

taskete, nigaaman

>>281622406
>octopussy

watashi wa lolicon desu

>>281616536
>Sharkgirl
>Legs
Shit design, just make them mermaids.

それは厳しい人生だ

oyasumi

私って可愛いですか？

>>281620890
>KANI!

Zettai seikō suru yo!

>>281596982
Man that cat is probably dead by now but I hope he had a long and fruitful life

>>281615446
House full of Brown Recluses.
Congrats.

>>281608049
Dogs. There's two massive dogs that turn into queers when The Dog goes by them

>>281616481
The blood splatters on the wall really add to it and make you think.

>>281616652
lvl 3 mob beats a lvl 32

>>281622515
But she has to function on land as well

~Onii-chan~ okite.

>>281616652
>anon's pawn plays with the brine

>>281596982
the world's most powerful body check

>>281616846
>>281617080
BBC was just making shit up

>>281617235
Mammals are much more meatier than birds and dinosaurs. Notice how the swans are quite accurate - not counting the retarded swordfingers.

>>281623324
...was it trying to fuck the cat?

nii-chan asobou

>>281623168
They did a great job at showing the raptors as ground hawks.

>>281623324
People call them the rats of the sky, but rats aren't fucking dumb like pigeons.

>>281623950
Seagulls are the true rats with wings.

>>281623239
stop posting the cute shark maid, im having fantasies about sweeping her off their feet now

Naruhodo

>>281624363
Forgot this fuckers name but he did nothing wrong.

>>281618481
too real

>>281623713
Maybe it was checking if the cat was dead

Dunno what caption would fit this

>>281624390
Squealer.

>>281624363
all hail the horned rat

>>281617307
Live action Bondage Fairies looking good

Konoyaro

>>281621317
why?

>>281624468
Disease?

>>281624468
(User was banned for this post)

>>281625263
Failed eldritch summon

is this real?

>>281625263
The "Shope papilloma virus" apparently causes this.

>>281624468
>My joints are stiff.
>It hurts to bend my limbs.
>My nerves are hot.
>Hundreds of blades are growing out of my body.
>An inescapable death by skewering.
>I am the bone of my sword.

HANASE MOU

>>281626335
i'm an atheist, but this shit right here is how i would design it as well.

>>281626377
>yami no chikara

>>281624965
Headpats, followed by hug.

>>281611365
Probably reminds him of carnies

>>281626592
What the fuck is that?

>>281626739
eldritch oneesan insists to wash her adopted human ototo's front. he tries to stop her, but is quickly overpowered.

>>281626706
Huskies are such prick dogs, I hate them

>>281626739
>You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

>>281626739
Looks like a nudibranch (sea slug) to me.

>>281587451
BETTER KEEP MOVING, DONT STAND STILL
IF THE SKEETERS DONT GET HER
THEN THE GATORS WILL

>>281626592
>>281627072
Holy fuck, I caught one of these things like a decade ago when we were out at sea with my family. We put it on a cup but it got forgotten on the way back. So that's what it was, strange thing.

>>281590368

Humans may as well be lovecraftian horrors to prey animals.

Imagine a tall, thin creature with piercing eyes and an incredibly long spiky appendages that has 10x your stamina and never stops chasing you, except there are now 10 of them and they're going to eat you once they finally catch up.

>>281626739
That's a crab hugger. It hugs crabs.

>>281607908
This image will never fail to make me lose my shit

>>281617307
I held them as a child
I LET THEM FUCKING CRAWL ON ME

>>281596982
kek get bodyslammed mutt

>>281597458
used to catch snippets of this and that ''if dragons were real how would they work'' doco on Discovery Channel as a kid, never the full thing though

Nani sore?!

>>281607995
HASHIREEEEEEE
WEEDO

>>281615831
That’s a Byakuya level speedblitz right there
>You are slow even when you fall.

>>281590368
A dog can recognize if you're holding a stick it doesn't think you're throwing your own claws around

>>281589774
/an/ime /an/d m/an/ga
newfag

>>281597759
>NINGENO

>>281608403
Gosh ducks look so delicious

>>281630232
eto....

D-D-DAREKA, TASUKETEKURE!

>>281618519
>tfw you nut but she's still sucking