Thread 282266285

The courage to post obsessively about Monogatari!

I'm going to cover Hachikuji in my mayonnaise

Don't forget to build your own Hachikuji

Cheeky brat
Needs hugs and headpats

>>282267023
Is there a guide?

>>282267023
if it didn't put me on some list I'd order a figure

>>282266285 (OP)
I admire your courage anon

>>282267218
You can download template and the instructions here
https://mypapercraft.net/mayoi-hachikuji-papercraft/

So what exactly are the extent of god Hachikuji's powers?

>>282267395
She can give me an erection for starters

>>282267395
Erection + powerful orgasms + ease of access + wants you to feel her up.. Duh.

>>282267233
I don't think a regular Hachikuji would put you on a list unless you lived in Australia or something. You just lack the courage to whale for Hachikuji.

>>282267395
Nonpenetrative sex

>>282267233
imagine how i feel, i work with children lmao
my type is hags anyway

>>282267762
I could never work with children...
mostly because I'm retarded around them and never understood how people work with them desu

>>282267762
Do you have any girls that look like Nadeko?

I want a Hachikuji daughteru

>>282267727
Deal
Her thighjob alone is worth it

>>282267762
I could probably work with children sometime in the future but right now I am generally scared of them due to all the horrible shit I've seen surrounding them online.

>>282267233
I already have a figure of her. Am I on a list?

>>282267905
Huh It came out sideways? Iphones are fucking stupid. It's what I get for being a filthy phone poster I suppose.

>>282267933
Make up by showing her panties

>>282267905
it's joever for you

>>282268048
amazing
how much did you pay for it?

>>282268071
That was a long time ago but I think it was only around 60$

>>282267803
>>282267876
kids in real life are gross and annoying but are also refreshingly honest and sincere. until they reach middle school at which point they become insufferable. real life isn't anime and if i wasnt paid i wouldnt want anything to do with them
>>282267849
i work in a latinx ghetto so no

>>282268071
>>282268111

>>282268048
Pink!

>>282267395
getting wet, as you can see

>>282268139
Pink!

>>282268319
I wonder how many times her coinslot was drawn and had to be erased...

>>282268356
Now I'm thinking about the nude key sketch of >>282268139

>>282268459
I need to see it

>>282267233
That's another way of saying you don't want one. Do you live in the UK by any chance?

>>282267762
What anime would you show them?

>>282268622
>Sorry mate ya need a Snal loiscence for tat

>>282267876
The zoomer brainrot takes a heavy toll on them these days. Back then it wasn't this bad.

>>282268111
Not bad, but it'd probably be 90$CAD by now lol
>>282268622
Leafland, so about the same shit desu. Anything loli is banned.

>>282268753
That's a puffy ass pussy, jesus lol

>>282268896
Mayoi is irresistible

>>282268896
not sure if puffy-ass pussy or puffy ass-pussy

You know what I think is in Snail's backpack? Toys. Toys for subjugating men.

>>282268941
True. Refer to pic.
>>282268133
I kinda feel that way toward them already, though I'm guessing you're a teach or something so that's gotta be pretty gruelling as is
honestly though I do wish that teachers were paid more/got more recognition, I probably would have became one
I could see it being better in Japan where they actually are valued/respected to a degree at least by the students

>>282268988
In a short story she pulls pajamas out of it and gets changed behind Araragi.

>>282269123
Snail pajamas ARE a toy for subjugating men

>>282269036
It definitely is better in Japan. Over here you'd be teaching a bunch of ghettoized kids.

>>282269148
Fair point

https://files.catbox.moe/94yh3v.gif

I need to spring for a xx90 series card, this shit takes way too long and I can't get the pixels to stop flickering.

>>282269733
I have got to buy a real GPU, the slop is getting too good to pass up.

>>282269733
A 6090 is probably going to be $4000 at this rate
(which will still only play borderlands 4 at 50fps @4k res)

>>282269733
This is the most beautiful shit I've ever seen. Humanity has truly peaked when our robotic sons have become so capable.

>>282270293
I'm really convinced at this point there are some backroom dealings to intentionally not optimize games at all in order to artificially inflate their specs. That and modelling a bunch of unnecessary stuff like a character's every anus hair (would only be necessary if it was a cute loli like Hachikuji).

I really like how they treat Hachikuji so different from other girls in the series. We got a whole arc about how the world would be if she didn't get lost, a whole overly emotional sequence about her going to the afterlife and also the show treat seeing her again after a long time like the biggest happiness in the world.

>>282270469
This all and how hers songs are always full of emotions and basically progresses a beautiful love story with each new one. She seems to genuinely love Araragi and he grateful for his presence. It kind of makes me wonder if it has forced Nisio to give her more importance before.

>>282269733
>paying $2900 for a XX90 to generate slop

a XX80 will do just fine

>>282270450
if we lived in a better world they would actually be using all the power in UE5 to have loli's looking crazy
for a cheap cheap price of $2500 you can run games at 1080p featuring realistic loli tits and perky butts lmao
I guess Gacha games are fairly close with mods

>>282270596
I want to swipe a card there

>>282270450
I remember when Crysis 2 came out on PC, it was touting its tessellation, but in practice it was shown to be adding polygons to things like flat concrete barriers, so you have flat barriers with thousands of useless polygons. It did feel like at some point devs just seemed to stop optimizing their games. I feel like it really hit around the time the PS4 and Xbox One were coming out. The games run like shit but you also see all kinds of performance cost cutting. I remember playing Watch Dogs when it came out only to see even on max settings ridiculous pop in while its performance also seeming poor for how it looked and its amount of detail. That and games are now 100+ GB in file size.

>>282270293
The cards are fucking huge too. Not looking forward to moving everything to a new case. Also need a new power supply I guess.

>>282270596
My current card is a 3070, works fine for sdxl. Wan's a bit much though. Been a while since i've shopped them, maybe there's some 80 options with good vram.

>>282270654
Sony should use their massive wealth and technological monopoly to bring Fate to the next level. Maybe I'd be willing to play a gacha if it was this high quality.

>>282270696
I can't imagine trying to make a micro setup anymore with the card sizes there are now
also the 500w that they pull when in games
it's fucking wild

>>282270363
So the bad news is that the robots are going to enslave us all and turn us into Matrix batteries
But the good news is that everyone is going to get their own sloppa-9000 machine

>>282271149
I will jailbreak my Nadekobot

>>282270696
stick with XX80 models as it is the optimal card in the market today that can do the job, you'll pay an upfront $1400-$1900(tariffs included) for them though but its the better option than going for the lesser XX70 or going all out for XX90 which will blow your bank account dry unless you're a CEO of some big company to afford it

>>282271835
All of this for Mayoi cunny...

>>282272055
Worth it

>>282272851
Mayoi Molest story when?

>>282273383
Only Nisio could find a way to stretch something like Mayoi molestation into a compelling story.

>>282267277
Based.

>>282273534
I wonder what these bracelets are supposed to be made out of? Are they the softer kind that are often filled with glitter. Or are they something fancier like glass. Maybe they could even be something nonsensical like an inflatable.

>>282273937
How soft is her inner thigh?

>>282274159
It may sound weird but you can feel the inner parts of you really press down. Each sensitive shift as her leg slightly moves. Simultaneously though, it is soft life a pillow. You could lay your head on it and relax. It also feels nice on your hips during certain activities.

That is too much, the monogatari threads are too many.

>>282274314
Yaaaaaaaaay

the courage to sneedpost on /a/

>>282274381
Is this AI?

>>282274916
yessir

I fully predicted Tsugimonogatari and Yotsugi Frank.

>>282274977
It is very cute
Very good model

>>282274997
Thanks. It came out really clean, but I still decided to spend 30 minutes cleaning it up.

>>282273956
I always assumed it was a hard plastic.

>>282275380
We are truly blessed

>>282267905
It's something you'd never know normally, but all boards except /p/ strip image metadata because it contains doxxable info. The metadata also includes the orientation. If you do some light editing, like cutting off one pixel, it will become a different image and keep the orientation.

>>282266285 (OP)
why is this child in my car?

>>282274986
Caught on to the hot dog theme early or what?

Lewd lolicons went to bed huh.
Hanamonogatari keeps climbing the ranks each time I re-watch this series. I'm at the point where I'm ashamed at my past self for ranking it so low. But I did a lesser similar thing with Neko-Shiro so I guess I'm just stupid like that.

>>282266285 (OP)
The courage to love an eternal fifth grader!

>>282277879
21 years old without as much as having graduated middle school is cringe.
Thank god the community took care of her and offered her a job as a city jannie.

>>282269733
>wasting money on this trash
Ho ahead, throw away your money and time.

Can some Jap speaking anon explain to me a bit of Shinobu's way of speaking and how it's undignified?
I kinda get referring to someone as うぬ
What is that うるのじゃ thing she ends some sentences with?

>>282278885
She kind of speaks like a princess from a jidaigeki. Nowadays you only hear words like わし or じゃのう from old people. It's dignified and self-important, if anything.

>>282279103
So how come they tried to make her speak that way in an attempt to make her uglier with Deathtopia? Is it just self-important to the point of being rude and that's what they meant?

>>282279191
>Is it just self-important to the point of being rude and that's what they meant?
yeah probably

Every detail about Shinobu is so cute

>>282279413
The green loli bracelet again. Hmm I think Suruga also wore something similar during Nadeko Snake.

>>282279431
Watanabe does it to every loli for some reason. Suruga wearing one probably hints at her molesting one.

>>282278735
Can't waste anything if I do it for fun.
You won't be receiving the feature length, true to the anime Mayoi smut in 5 years when I can do that, anon.

>>282279754
The video is already beautiful
He is just jealous he can't make them

>>282279788
I'm not jealous of wasting time on that jeet shit for hours (while trying to justify spending thousands on a GPU) just to receive a good seconds-long clip once in a while.

>>282280045
Ew

>>282280045
Foot to foot I want both cute lolis

>>282280187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHwJpJNUKmI