Thread 282383321

forced happiness

The show would’ve been better if it had a male main character. Bocchi by herself just isn’t strong enough to carry the whole thing as a protagonist.

>>282383321 (OP)
looking at kita being happy makes me happy.

>>282383349
Would people be allowed to be angry about the decision to add a male protagonist? Adaptations make changes all the time. If you want an all-girl cast just go read the manga.

>>282383321 (OP)
Beach date with Kita!

Kita would be so much better as a BPD cutter girl

>>282383321 (OP)
Has she had her daily dose of penis?

Homosexuality is not natural.

I love Ikuyo!

>>282383349
>>282383898
Or make Kita the main character

>>282383349
Bocchi's boyfriend.

>>282385314
*girlfriend

>>282383321 (OP)
censored*
>>282383344
FPBP

>>282385176
If she was a trap and had a visible bulge, then maybe

>>282385750
You can't censor what is not there

>>282384758
All Kitanons are straight

>>282385808
Straight to suck cock you mean.

>>282385691
Bocchi should be wearing a leash.

>>282385847
What's a cock?

I wish kitards just enjoyed a good flat red instead of being actual gay trannies

>>282383321 (OP)
What is she happy about?

>>282383349
This pic made so many people seethe when it's fanart from some fanfic.

>>282383321 (OP)
Kita's smile is making me sexually confused

It’s a lewd kind of positivity

why is bocchi always the futa in BTR porn

>>282386927
Bocchi The Cock.

>>282386061
>>282386077
>>282386104
>>282386117
>he

S2 is coming in 2026 right?

>>282387106
it's coming in kitas cute little butt

>>282387114
>wasting a perfectly fine tight pussy for anal
Ok

>>282386927
Too many faggots in this world.

>>282387106
Cancelled after Bocchi's tits controversy.

>>282387452
postponed* they're gonna re-add Bocchi's bocchis

>>282387465
Will they change the same face artstyle too.

shovel faces and flat boards
take it or leave

someone take a spade shovel and paint Kita's face on it

>>282383321 (OP)
I just learned they censored bocchi the rock and I am devastated. I want my money back. Such retarded nonesense, it wasn't even that ecchi in the first place.

They are censoring Kita’s triangular eyelashes and making them rounder. This is completely unacceptable and heads must roll

>>282383321 (OP)
I wish I were a girl

KILL EXTRONIGGERS.

>>282387717
I would but that would require me to go outside which is way too extroverted for me

>>282387717
>Posts extronigger wannabe.

Kitanons are composed of
1. anons that want to be kita
2. anons that want to fuck kita

>>282387870
3. anons that want to fuck anons that want to be kita

Extroverted girlbosses will take away your human rights and enslave you

take it or leave

>>282388158
constructed for micro anon weenie

>>282388158
yup, looks exactly like Kita to me

Bocchi the censored
I want two big Bocchi's on Hitori's chest

>>282388158
HIRE THIS MAN

Kita raped me again...I'm worried that one day I will welcome her with open arms and accept her as she forcefully milks me dry.

>>282388823
She needs her protein
All that active movement isn't free

>>282388823
Bocchi...

>Bocchi the tr*ns icon
>Kita the AGP

>>282389157
I don't care

Kita the Happy

Gay means happy.

cosplay anon doko

dont care

i'm afraid it's been 999 days....

>>282390176
Its pretty impressive kita threads still hit the bump limit despite it being that long already

I will love Ikuyo for another 999 days

>>282390298
And I will love you for another 999 days.

>>282390344
K-Kita…

Good nice kind girls love

>>282390247
>it's pretty impressive that some no life loser spends his entire day posting the same shit over and over

>>282391285
it is
>that some no life loser
you don't appreciate the statement fully
its multiple no life losers getting together right here in this very board over the course of 999 days since the last episode aired

and this is for an anime that was marked as fotm when it was airing

I have a swaggy ass life and I have deep philosophical conversations in Kita threads

>>282391888
at least you aren't alone anon

Me too, sex with Kita

>>282387106
>2026

>>282383321 (OP)
Kita should kiss her girlfriend Yoyoko.

NOBODY remembered Ryo’s birthday.

>>282392348
Who?

>>282383321 (OP)
I'm gonna invite some of my friends who play in rock bands to watch Bocchi for the first time. They're all in their 30s and they don't watch anime. You guys think it's gonna go well?

>>282392417
>You guys think it's gonna go well?
Lol
Lmao

>>282392414
That’s not Yoshida, the creator of Bocchi the Rock

>>282392417
Make sure to dress as Kita

>>282392259
Yoyoko is part of Nijika's thruple now

Will Ryou get birthday sex this year?

By me

>>282392417
bring beer

i didn't played on my guitar for like a month
it's over.

Any other anime that has shimo kitazawa as the setting?

Kita-chan stop hitting me please it hurts it hurts it hurts

>>282394092
my pov btw

>>282394133
Bocchi...

>>282394133
You wish, Bocchi.

>>282394092
God I wish that was not me

>>282394933
Boccanons and kitanons look like this and do this

>>282394092
Kita-chan holding up my severed head after seducing and subsequently murdering me.

>>282395055
Bocchi...

>>282394092
My nutsack POV moments before being violently and suddenly compressed between Kita’s palms.

Unironically, people need to go back and read the first two volumes. The story was perfect, the set up was perfect, Bocchi showed remarkable growth as a person who could sometimes be cool when it mattered, she's still weird but a theme of the story was she was cool deep down, the band shows development together, its clear Bocchi is far stronger than the others but they work on their teamwork so one day they can match her strength, and Bocchi was working to be able to unleash her strength without holding back on stage one day. The story felt like it had a clear theme and progression.

Sideros ruined the story entirely; the second Kessoku Band lost the big audition to sideros the entire story crashed and never recovered. They've been doing nothing for the last six volumes, Bocchi constantly devolves as a character into a loser punching bag who's cemented herself further as a loser each chapter. Its like time keeps passing but the group keeps spinning their wheels talking about whether they're going to keep doing this band stuff when half of them are going to college. They're feeling less committed to the band over time.

>>282395642
I don't even think it was Sideros that was the problem. Them losing to Sideros was a more grounded way for the story to progress than just being the best band ever instantly. The problem is like you say though, the characters have regressed, the jokes are stale and it feels like nothing happens. Hamazi started phoning it in the moment the anime took off.

>>282395781
They didn't beat Sideeros to become the best band ever, they lost in the prelims. Its like goku losing in the prelims of the Tekai IchiBudokai tournament, and then he spends the next 18 volumes just collecting bugs and fighting low level gangsters.
They never even made it to the actual contest, they lost at the stage before they actually made it to the real contest.

>>282395642
A refreshing and realistic take on the reality of defeat and crashing and burning despite hard work and talent. Hamaji is brave for taking Kirara in a groundbreaking tragic direction

>>282395642
>Bocchi constantly devolves as a character into a loser punching bag

>>282395858
At the point they compete they're still a high school band with Kita who's played for something like a year and bocchi probably still not playing at her best. Whether they won it or not the manga didn't become endless shitty nothing chapters.

>>282396080
>manga didn't become
didn't have to become*

>>282396080
>>282396104
NTA, but that does raise the question
Would you stay just for the SoL aspect and gags
or would you stay because you genuinely expected a story?
>Why not both
It kinda feels like Hamaji wrote herself into a situation she might not have the skill to pull off. It can be done, but that needs planning. At this point, it kinda looks like there is no plan.

Are we really discussing the manga instead of fantasizing about kita/being kita?

>>282396236
Yes we’re discussing Kita’s manga

>>282396236
put this on and post pics anon

>>282396185
There's an obvious plan but its way too drawn out
>World tour arc in a car, bocchi acts like a loser the entire time. They go on the road with other bands
>Battle of the bands redo where they eventually win somehow
>Chapter where Bocchi tells the world she's guitar hero or it gets outted at some point, after bocchi becomes successful enough that she's not just "cashing in" on her name
>The band makes a huge name for itself, becoming a major band
>Nijika does a "Bocchi, the rock" namedrop again
>Band breaks up eventually when they all head different ways in life. Some go to college, some continue to be bums, and Bocchi goes back to being a youtube guitarist who's well known in some circles. Occasionally they still call each other. "Once upon a time they called me Bocchi, Bocchi the rock"

>>282396185
There needs to be some story because the whole premise of the manga is built on Bocchi coming out of her shell to join a band. For me the manga was at it's best like the other anon said in the first few volumes when Bocchi and the others were actually being developed. Just compare Bocchi from chapter 1 or 2 to >>282395642
If you do the same now from the most recent chapter to 40 chapters ago it feels like nothing has changed.

>>282396349
>its way too drawn out
Talking out of my ass here, but this sounds to me like the choice of the 4-koma format fucked the plot over. Its nice for comedy, but makes complex plots awkward to develop.

>>282396463
Yet the first two volumes are perfect

I just want more Hiroi.

>>282396475
Just curious have you read the Hiroi spinoff manga?

>>282395642
Confident Bocchi is hot.

Adult women are the best.

Sideros won.
Kessoku are losers.

>>282386117
>>282386104
>>282386077
>>282386061
nigga could have LITERALLY made it so that its the real kita, but he had to make it gay
faggotry

>>282397417
He obviously likes kita but he's a western artist so he has to make it a "kiss the homies goodnight" joke so he isn't accused of being a "diddy ahh drake blud"

>>282386061
>>282386077
>>282386104
>>282386117
Kitanons look like this and do this.

Here's a highly censored version of an image I just nutted to

>>282397417
>draw kita
>its actually a boy
t-thats the joke

kita kita

Still a little cloudy anon...

>>282397936
Too much noise

>>282398381
w-what is she gonna do?

>>282398978
>hands visible
erotic... too noisy...

>>282398998
Prostate exam to Kitanons.

>>282398998
testicular cancer check, hernia check, very thorough, should only take an hour

Kita doesn't trust you to hang out at starry while there's still reproductive material inside your body

>>282399364
>while there's still reproductive material inside your body
rapidly expelling said reproductive material towards kita

I'M READY TO GO TONIGHT
THERE'S A PARTY ALRIGHT
WE DO NOT NEED A REASON FOR JOY
OH YEAH

TICKIN' DOWN TO MIDNIGHT
TONIGHT'S GONNA BE BRIGHT
SO THE GROOVE WILL MAKE ME MOVE

OH YEAH
I'M FEELING LIKE
I'M FEELING JUST AS FLY

CAN'T STOP DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG
JUMPIN' UP
SHAKIN' UP
MOVE YOUR BODY
DON'T STOP THE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG
KEEP IT ON
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT

Why do people ship Kita with Bocchi when she likes Ryo?
Also she probably thinks Bocchi is weird

>>282400217
>Why do people ship
We can't know for sure...

>>282383321 (OP)
Then I'm happy.

>>282400217
Have you tried watching it?

>>282383898
Allowed by who? The anger police?

喜多見
simple as

nijika and kita stands are gone
only bocchi and ryo left

>>282401162
Extroverts are out, introverts stay

>>282401162
Total sextrovert victory

>>282401162
Everybody on earth fell in love with kita forever again...

Why do "they" love Kita so much?

>>282401648
AGP icon

kita gave everyone big throbbing erections again

>>282383349
Girls sell more merch
Yes, even for girls like (You)

Occasionally it's funny to think how there are bocchi images that only exist on my phone at this point since so many artists deleted all their art on Twitter after the show was over, and none of it was archived at all on image sites apparently

>>282401940
>rare kessokus
>rare kitas
do share anon

>>282401940
>194
I
KU
YO!

>>282401940
>artists deleted their art
but why

One of the first bocchi images I saved

>>282402059
It's actually super common for artists to delete all their shit randomly. That's why you always gotta archive.

Man, even back then it's clear people were laughing about it

>>282402254
relevant image
have a (You)

>>282402254
flatjika

>>282388158
I want 2

my pov (feat cage)

>>282383848
why is she strangling herself

>>282402509
she's giving you a demonstration

kita is such a a cutie. Sex

Need a chapter where Kita really needs to go pee

Giving Kita too much to drink so she has to sheepishly ask me where my bathroom is

>>282402919
Pretending you didn't hear her so you can delay her even longer

>>282402919
She can use my mouth as her toilet

Kita's increasing need to pee..

>>282402949
>anon, where is the toilet?

Every toilet on earth is broken right now lol sorry

GBC won, bigly

...in the poop from a butt tournament

>>282403038
>>282403071
>Opens mouth
dozo

You guys are just pretending to be weird, right?

Oh what drinking Kita's pee is weird now? Can't have shit

what color is kita juice?

Tomato juice

>>282403400
>its that time of the month
how does kita act when she's on her period?

>>282383349
>>282385314
>>282386519
You can always make another LycoReco thread and waste your life with your fuckboy and hetshit, Majibitch

>>282403452
It would be funny if she was one of those girls who bleeds a crazy amount and becomes really sleepy and lazy and messy

It's your cat's time of the month

SEX kita

>>282383349
SPWP

Would you still be agp for kita if there was a strong male figure to self insert as in the anime? Be honest

agp is just a troll though

>>282403515
Sounds cuddleable

>>282403515
Parting Kita's Red Sea!

>>282405239
PA-san so lucky.

>>282383349
>>282385314
>>282386519
Seethe more, cucks

Update from the guy who joined a band because of Bocchi The Rock:

I found two bands with fun people and some are even gamers/anime fans.
I joined for fun and making music friends, but they are talking about what venues and possibly festivals to play in the future.
I fear that the government is spying on me and will take me playing at a concert as evidence that I am faking my autism and remove my welfare money.
So I'll possibly quit before we do any concerts.

>>282383321 (OP)
Kita is dead, she has ceased to be

>>282406429
prprprprprprprprprprprprprprprpr

>>282404382
>fucking kita that one time she is on her period
>don't notice the blood until you pee after
>kits is embarrassed, becomes unforgettable incident
>ever since then, she calls your dick moses kun
>out in public, with friends, in casual conversation, she casually brings up moses kun

>>282383349
>seconds before the egg cracks.jpg

>>282400552
I've watched it

>>282407401
who is best grill?

>>282383349
>>282386519
>>282385314
Shut the fuck up, bitch

>>282406708
Kita does this and says this

>>282405239
And a ching chong nip nong to you too.

>>282405239
Holy sexo. Seika needs to get married and have babies. With me.

no one...

i want kita to rape me

>>282408751
In 31 years not a single person has ever said that.

>>282409147
Not a single person.
Every person.

>>282409041
Bocchi...

So this is imageboard culture in 2025, a few people say they hate a character, and a flood of people start making daily threads pretending to be fans just to annoy a handful of users.
It's the same in /v/, some people said they don't think dark souls 2 aged well and now there are multiple threads every single day pretending it's the greatest game ever made.

>>282409528
hey at least it isn't as bad as /vg/

>>282409528
Who are you taking about.

>>282409528
kita's favourite from game is ds2

>>282409528
>pretending to be fans
i think most anons here are actual fans or at least enthusiasts
parodies/shitposting is not exclusive to haters
>>282409608
yeah post examples

>>282409666
checked

>>282409528
>pretending
I don't have to pretend because I'm not gay, I want to lick the sweat from Kita's body

>>282409528
Dumb Bocchi poster

If Kita has only one fan, that would be me. If Kita has no fans, that means I no longer exist.

>>282409528
Do you actually believe that a few dozen anons are conspiring and putting in effort and time every day just to mildly annoy you? Do you really think you're that important?

Bocchi is useless, remove her. Make Kita and Nijika the main characters. Bocchi's gimmick of thinking she can be cool but cringe irl is so over done it's boring.

kita ikuyo is such a dumb name. lol

God I love Kita and dark souls 2 so much

B*cchi lost
Kita won

Pronouns?

>>282411165
The Emerald Herald is a useless whore with a dragon cloaca.

>>282411274
>when you walk into your usual massage parlor

Which girl likes Demon's souls

>>282411537
Seika. She is old enough to have been an adult when it came out. She thinks all new souls games are shit because her geriatric hands cant keep up with the reaction speed you need.

>>282411537
Ryou, dark souls is too mainstream

I have autokitaphilia

I prefer Sekiro.
But being frank, FromSoft's games aren't really my thing.

>>282397417
that only makes it hotter you no-taste faggot

One of the moments that most told me the anime was soulless
When all the girls dress like maids, in the manga Ryou dresses as s Victorian maid, it's nice they didnt go with the usual played out trope that "she looks like a boy so we dress her like a butler", the anime actually rewrote the scene just to have butler clothes ryou, and she stays like that for the rest of the scene.
They actually rewrote it to be MORE cliche

>>282414855
>ANIME LE BAD
anon...

>>282414855
ryo blushing in a maid outfit would be more tropey though

>>282415118
sex with this butler

>>282415118
Too curvy. Not my Ryou.

>>282409041
No one would ever believe you

99% of 4koma manga fucking suck and just exist as a basis for a superior anime adaptation.

>>282415274
Nah, Ryou is like a dog
She doesn't have feelings or understand what clothes she's dressed in
She acts the same while wearing anything
She just cares about money, food, and base guitar

You're using this fake argument like she blushed In the manga, she didnt.

>>282415733
>based guitar
based

>>282415733
No I mean putting her into a maid outfit and her blushing embarrassed would be the gag they would use if they didn't do the butler thing? That's cliche too.Ryo should have asked to get paid did she i can't remember

based guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zNwZomsONA

>>282415733
>Ryou is like a dog
and dogs are mans best friend
no wonder she's best girl

Ryou is the piss girl

>>282415719
That's why you got to read the good ones.

>>282415929
You just bribe her with a small piece of ham and dress her up while holding it above her head, she'll wear whatever you want. Clothes are just something you put on for her, she doesn't put a lot of effort into it.

>>282415995
Entire chapter recently about her pissing herself in a car

>>282415997
I don't give a shit about that

Ryou's birthday? Forgotten

>>282416744
How can you say 4koma is bad if you aren't reading them?

>>282416991
Wtf are you talking about?

I just remembered that Ryou is a girl

>>282417045
You mentioned that 99% of 4koma are shit so I posted some recommendations.

>>282417112
I'm not that anon and you recommended shit I don't care about

>>282417161
Then why did you respond to my post?

>>282417176
Just giving feedback on your recommendations

>>282417075
>Ryou is a girl
bit noisy...

dumb pee boy

Bocchi
>nervous hesitant driver, impedes traffic, gets honked at, starts crying
Nijika
>extremely safe and responsible driver, drives speed limit, obeys all rules perfectly
Kita
>vibe driver, always lets people merge, never gets angry, thinks honking is the friend button
Ryou
>THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF! THE CONVENTION CENTER EXIT! EVERY ONE OF THE EXITS! FUCK YOU PUNK MOTHER FUCKERS! FUCK! YOU! FUCK! YOU! FUCK! YOU! FUCK! YOU!

>>282418143
Ryou literally dropped the driving test because she got honked. Driving an automatic

>I HAVE IT ALL UNDER MY COMMAND
>BECAUSE I CAN GUIDE A MISSILE BY SATELLITE

>Kita
Crushes your balls with a big, happy smile
>Nijika
Crushes your balls while giving you the death stare like you're lower than dirt
>Ryo
Crushes your balls with a stoic face, might smirk and try to hide it with her hand over her mouth
>Bocchi
Crushes your balls while looking scared and constantly apologizing

Seika sex.

>>282418603
>Crushes your balls while giving you the death stare like you're lower than dirt
oh no please no h-haha!

>>282418695
Too much noise

>>282418695
who would get excited from some old saggy breasts....

Anyone here rolled the Bocchi kuji?
Kinda wished they also had Seika and Kikuri

>>282415118
Kakkoii!

>>282418978
Imagine how drenched her pits must get by the time the concert is over

>>282419052
Not in japan so just bought the ones I wanted on mercari

>>282419163
that winter uniform must make her sweat more

>>282419212
>mercari
same here just waiting for it to ship

>>282419233
It definitely does, that outfit would be clinging to her sweaty body after. She'd probably need a nice foot massage after standing so long too

>>282419467
do you think she fixed her athlete's foot?

>>282419163
They all shower together afterward

there are so many fetishes that I don't understand but when it comes to kita I have all teh fetishes

>>282419927
I don't usually like flat girls but kita converted me

>>282418920
I would.

Still love the anime but I can't forget what was taken from me after knowing about the censorship.

Nijika
>Was going to get the vax but was afraid of the needle
Kita
>Just got my seventh booster :D #dothe5
Bocchi
>Didn’t think it was necessary since social distancing is her natural state
Ryou
>Oh you're getting the vaccine? Hell yeah man for sure for sure... so like if you don't mind me asking like are you a big vaccine guy or like, you're just kinda hopping on the bandwagon or what? What's your favorite vax? ...The flu shot? Oh no... no no no no noooo... I was afraid you'd say that. You know the flu shots like literally the most popular vaccine right? And you call yourself a vax guy? Oh my god... no offense, you're kinda a poser. Like you're kinda a poser bitch. I actually went to high-school with Johnson and Johnson... I fucking love those guys. I remember when they dropped Tylenol that was uh... that was their first big hit. I would take a bullet for Johnson and Johnson like I would literally take a fucking bullet for Johnson and Johnson. No but actually Johnson and Johnson would fucking hate you. No offense dude but like people like you fucking PISS me OFF... I've been a vaccine guy my entire life. HPV, pneumonia, chicken pox, shingles, flu shot, covid vaccine, you name it I literally have all of them. I literally love vaccines. You can get the covid vaccine but just know like you don't deserve that shit at all you're a fake fan.

Yooo!!! Kita type shit

Bocchi lost. S2 will be a flop.
Should have made Nijika the main character.

>>282421549
Ryou would literally be anti vax and talk to you about conspiracy theories.