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Hello women, how farty are you today my loves?

Moids, what do you want to seethe about this thread and how is it the fault of women?

>>33204558 (OP)
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?

Femanons, would you let a guy watch you fuck a woman?

>>33204570
Very actually.

>>33204578
I would, but I specifically wouldn’t date you

>>33204574
You are a pathetic fake faced piece of shit.

>>33204579
No cock, no fuck.

>>33204581
wtf, why? :^(

Men would you seriously date woman with daddy issues?

>>33204580
May I sniff?

Should I weld the soles of my shoes back together I tied rubber cement and it did not work

>>33204591
I don't see why not.

>>33204595
go to a cobbler fool

>>33204591
Of all the issues women have in 2025 daddy issues don't seem as bad anymore. Or at least, there are a million other things on my mind.

>>33204591
Yes, I want a clingy gf with abandonment issues.

>>33204592
No

>>33204591
Nope. I don’t have low self esteem.

>>33204591
Define daddy issues

>>33204574
dad bought me a pasty but I don't like ginsters and it's women's fault because mum should have cooked for me
kneel

>>33204595
Are they made of steel

>>33204597
I’m refusing so buy new boots and you think I’m gonna pay for a fucking cobbler?

>>33204604
Men date women with daddy issues only if they have low self esteem?

>>33204612
Obviously. Look at >>33204600

>>33204609
No

>>33204611
They're often cheaper than new boots

>>33204595
If it's detached leather, use Barge leather cement, it's very different from rubber cement which is for posters. Or go to cobbler, as other anon suggested.
If it's plastic, throw them away, they are disposable. Or you can try epoxying them, other things won't easily adhere to rubber. Or something called Aquaseal, though I haven't used it myself. Barge may also work temporarily.

>>33204616
Maybe he just wants his gf to obey him?

>>33204578
Fat and balding anon, when are we getting married?

>>33204622
Maybe you should get some therapy and stop being low value trash?

>>33204619
They’re gifted $15 boots from the thrift store

>>33204589
Both parents South Africa
https://voca.ro/1h2PRCp4HM4w

>>33204622
That's a sign of low self-esteem. Real men in 2025 want their girlfriend to ravage their asshole with a strap-on while they wear panties and scream.

>>33204623
oh gawd, oh jeez.

>>33204628
Tbvh they're crazy asf there no wonder

>>33204629
Strawmanning dipshit

>>33204602
well im gonna do it anyway!
*sniffs like a crazy puppy*

>>33204624
Why shall I, is there something wrong?

Women are porn folders cringe

How do I find a bf who demands complete and total obedience and submission from me?

>>33204638
yeah, you should keep it on the desktop like a man

>got seven gray basic cotton shirts a year ago
>worn one each day of the week, washed them all once a week
>have just worn that with jeans and basically nothing else besides special occasions
>now they are all worn out and start to get holes at the seams, so I will need new ones soon
Men, would this be too autistic for you to deal with?

>>33204639
To go Africa or the middle east

>>33204638
Only if you keep it next to your taxes folder and accidently open it up on stream.

>>33204636
Not my life not my problem

>>33204638
oh yeah

>>33204639
find a good bf and show him you like that

>>33204642
Why though. Do you hate feeling pretty.

>>33204642
Are they pretty at least?

>>33204642
it's okay, not every girl is fashionable.

>>33204622
I'm >>33204600
I just feel like I'd have a easier relationship with a gf with daddy issues than one that didn't.

>>33204649
What I wear has little to do with me feeling pretty or not. Being healthy and well groomed makes me feel pretty.

>>33204640
Way too many to keep on there
>>33204644
Lmao

>>33204642
That's how I dress but all my shirts are brown aside from my band tshirts

>>33204639
Find someone with cluster B personality disorder.

>>33204651
Just basic grey shirts. I find them non-offensive.

>>33204654
Why not do that with clothes as well

>>33204656
It makes life a lot easier I think.

>>33204659
Not keen, not a dealbreaker either.

>>33204639
gotta find someone with mummy issues

>>33204653
Well you're in for some bad luck. Modern girls' "daddy issues" are "my daddy spoiled me too much and now I want to get bent over by criminals and rebel against the idea of settling down with a good guy and having kids."

>>33204620
It’s rubber, I’m not going to a cobbler, and I’m not throwing them away I’m just gonna keep putting various substances on them until one works

>>33204663
It does. I only dress nicely for special occasions too.

Women ( and men ), I'm anguishing over this age gap situation with this girl who's very into me. I'm 31, she's 8/9 years younger. I'm seen as tall, handsome and youthful looking so her friends and family seem to tentatively greenlight this but the difference haunts me. Emotionally and physically she's perfect, but this gap feels like a kind of distance between us that nothing can make up for. How do I deal with this? Rejecting her will break her heart ( and mine ) and I kinda want to give it a shot because she's so feminine pretty and infatuated but still

>inb4 get your test levels checked

>>33204558 (OP)
>>33204500
>>33204500

Women, do you want to cook a man's meals, pick up after him, and raise his children?

>>33204662
Too annoying and not worth the extra effort in my opinion.

>>33204668
Try the aquaseal maybe, I'm going to order some myself to see if it works well.

>>33204669
it just works.

>>33204672
No

>>33204672
Is this the girl that thinks women are aliens?

>>33204642
No but it is sad we won't be able to bond over charity shopping and dressing each other

>>33204607
Sorry, I don't speak British

>>33204642
Based femautist

>>33204670
M, just go for it. It's hard enough to find a partner in this shitty world. If you found something good, don't let it go for anything.

>>33204670
Probably fine. What is it exactly that you're worried about. What do you mean distance.

>>33204683
If you enjoy that and do the laundry then I would not have an issue with letting you dress me up I suppose.

>>33204672

>>33204673
Well ok. I think that's a bit weird personally but whatever floats your boat.

>>33204689
NTA but based.

>>33204671
In first year there was a 30 year old in my class who ended up dating and eventually marrying the most beautiful 18 year old in our class
>>33204689
It's got to be collaborative! I don't need a breathing doll, I need a partner

>>33204558 (OP)
The fuck is this cuckshit?

>>33204670
Stop being such a pussy, women love older men.

>>33204672
Cooking and cleaning are a pain in the ass. That said I do want to be married with children, but I want to be rich enough to have maids that do that shit for us.

>>33204695
that's not even NTR hentai for once, that's just realism.

>>33204670
This is what it's all about, if a man is tall, young-looking and rich, no one will care about power imbalance in age gap.

>>33204701
Most people don't give a shit about sharing firsts

>>33204691
Why is it weird?
>>33204693
Why does a partner need to dress up? What does it do for you?

>>33204687
She's a zoomer I'm right on the cusp of both generations. The cultural gap isn't that wide but it's there. Like references, politics, existential framework of


>>33204686
Yeah that's what I'm feeling tho. We both have options. But this feels real but at the same time I feel kinda pathic to fall so hard for a young girl as an older man, might be some internalised feminist programming

>>33204692
Anon does not seem to agree.

>>33204693
Holy based

>>33204708
#comf

>>33204695
>cuckshit
Sorry anon, it's the standard now
>>33204706
Yes they do

>>33204644
Who did this?

>>33204707
>Why does a partner need to dress up?
You have misunderstood. For me, dressing up is a fun activity. Dressing up with someone I love is a really fun activity. It's no different to cooking (I love cooking, and cooking with someone I love is fantastic) or travelling (I love travelling, and travelling with someone I love is even more fantastic).
>>33204711
She made him become a Christian but frankly speaking if I was in his shoes I'd have made the same decision. Goodbye Hebrew ancestors

>>33204708
>>33204712
cute cats.

>>33204709
NTA but it sounds more like internalized larp programming

>>33204639
Tradmoid?

>>33204714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIYvzs-_ayg
Tankie streamer got caught with AI horse porn on stream.

>>33204718
It's serious man. This shit keeps me up at night

>>33204721
And pedo shit

>>33204707
It'd weird because it's normal for most people and women especially to accentuate their appearance and express themselves with how they dress. Saying fuck it and wearing the same shirt and jeans over and over like you don't give a shit makes me think there's something wrong.

>>33204672
no. my bf just brought me pizza

>>33204715
I see, maybe I could enjoy it as an occasional thing. Cooking is also often more fun if you have the time and can experiment than just making your daily meals. The idea of having to put thought into what to wear every day is stressful.

>>33204672
Yes, yes, and yes. I want a husband who never cleans up after himself because he knows I'll do it for him.

>>33204710
He seems even more into fashion than me. I like fashion, probably more than most guys, but it's satisfying enough if a girl's willing to wear stuff I come up with (or make). She doesn't have to be super into fashion as a hobby herself.

I just fed my BITCH cat.

>>33204726
I never claimed there is nothing wrong.
>express themselves
Makes sense, I prefer to not do that on public.

State gender
What do you think of goths? (actual one, not watered down internet bullshit)

>>33204731
Rude af.

>>33204579
No if a guy’s there I want both

>>33204733
Actual ones? What do actual goths do differently from dressing up to look dramatic? Is there really a difference between doing it at the mall or doing it on tiktok?

>>33204733
M
Never met a single one irl despite living in a big city, but I also don't know where goth ppl hang out.

I'm kind of in the same situation as the other guy except reversed, I've fallen for this girl who's 26 and I'm 21, we get along pretty well but I feel like the gap in life experience would make things weird. I feel like I as the man should be older and wiser and more experienced and the whole situation gets in the way of that.

>>33204728
It's not an issue if you don't want to do it ofc, but yeah, in this scenario I'd really enjoy at least showing you what I love about choosing clothes and dressing up. fwiw just like how when you're cooking daily you end up with a rotation of standard meals you whip up (plus maybe do some new stuff at the weekend etc.) when you're dressing yourself you have a rotation of outfits you know work well so you can throw them on without thinking (but maybe you experiment more at the weekends etc.).

>>33204633
Lol yeah no wonder ig...
Anyway I think my gf is truly done with me and I just hope she doesn't tell my housemates I've not come home
Gonna get blackout drunk in the fields but don't even feel like doing vocaroos right now
All I can think about is suicide and different ways to die

>>33204709
Just roll with it. People have been happy like this since time began.

>>33204733
I was bored the other day and asked chatGPT what type of girl would I best "meld" with, and they said I should go for goth or emo girls, people who don't mind some dry edgy humor and are deeply in touch with their own emotions.

>>33204736
Huge difference. I’m taking bauhaus listening, thrift store shopping, local show attending, knows what the bat cave was goths.

>>33204732
>I never claimed there is nothing wrong.
Exactly, so I'm right. I'd continue with caution with such a girl.

>>33204730
Maybe someone really fascinated with it could make me see the point in it more too.

>>33204733
M
Worst immigrants ever

>>33204733
i like poser goths

>>33204745

>>33204733
M
I don't think I'm gonna meet any anytime soon

>>33204741
Yes, so fashion wise I would be the kind of person that sticks to the same three meals a day except maybe sometimes on the weekend deviating from it for fun. My rotation is just extremely minimal and basic. Like eating plain oats for breakfast every day.

>>33204752
and the other part.

>>33204639
bdsm scene

>>33204733
M
I respect it

>>33204748
Fair.

>>33204761
worst way. that's how you find lunatics and cluster Bs. the best way is to date a normal guy and unleash his inner desires.

>>33204603
M
biopunk, but i'm also in my biopunk research chemical internal brain surgery phase so i'm a bit biased
>>33204574
i am out of my stimulants still, with work to do. it is not the fault of women, i don't blame women generally for my issues, although a woman i love dearly is at the heart (pun intended) of a lot of my emotional pain

Why isn't there an app for social recluses to meet and have sex yet?

>>33204766
imagine your surprise when many men do not desire this at all

>>33204769
That's 4chan.

>>33204769
Because women wouldn't fuck them

>>33204745
I’d take that with a grain of salt

>>33204639
Boring! How do I find a gf that demands complete and total obedience from ME? I am a dog without an owner, right now, saddest thing in the world!!

>>33204773
I know, it's just amusing.

>>33204769
the women will refuse to use it.
grindr already works fine for gay men, because they don't face the problem of making women use it

Why is humor so deeply ingrained into american social culture? I feel like the reason im considered socially awkward is because everything has to be a fucking joke. When people throw you the ball, they expect you to say something smart and witty. If you don't comply to this, you'll immediately be the outcast at work or school

>>33204760
>emotionally aware girls would work best for you
>avoid these destructive mentally ill types
>maybe an emotionally aware tomboy or goth might work
Hmm

Anyone want to go on a date

>>33204780
Because everything is a joke.
You can't be sincere anymore, everything has to have a layer of irony.

>>33204780
humor is a proxy for intelligence and social skill, and yeah be less awkward

>>33204781
oh right, I forgot they do have a tendency to be safe
this was what it had to say after a new prompt

wew

>>33204574
I'm seething about faggot OPs making early threads.

>>33204591
Depends on the woman and her specific issues.
Daddy issues could mean anything. As a generic term it's meaningless.

>>33204633
Welp it's fucking over with the gf lol. Back to my sad incel life I guess.

>>33204796
Rip. Sorry, man.

>>33204733
M.
Goths are hot. I like the aesthetic. I'm too lazy to get into it myself though.

>>33204796
I'd stop the drinking at the very least, but rip.

>>33204789
Nta
Leave “manic pixie dream girls” alone pls for the love of god

>>33204798
Thanks bro x
>>33204802
Welp the love of my life has just left me so ofc I'm going to get blackout drunk tonight

>>33204803
I don't think I have to "leave anyone alone" lol
They're doing a pretty good job at filtering me out of their world.

>>33204796
Man. You gotta try to take this as fuel to fix your life, to make this actually work with the next cute british blonde girl. You can't keep fucking these things up when you have these amazing opportunities. Another will come and I want to watch you actually make that one work.
Those of us who will never even hear "yes, I'd love to go out with you!" from a girl need some story of hope to get from this place. Take this as motivation to do a better job next time.

>>33204796
>no changes made
This 18 year old girl is smarter than any poster here.

>>33204804
>so ofc I'm going to get blackout drunk tonight
Bro, getting drunk is what killed that relationship, among other issues, but getting drunk certainly didn't help.

>>33204786
>be less awkward
how

>>33204807
nuh uh, I big brained, I see too.

>>33204591
i mean, only if she were genuinely willing to work through them. my own issues have left me with a huge caregiving impulse and that's very likely to resonate with daddy issue girls, and that's not a good thing at all in my experience

>>33204789
No, it's just funny because it's like reading a horoscope. This one is extra funny though because you can see how ai is used to crank out those image macros about types of gfs and probably like 80% of everything that gets posted online

>>33204810
Of course the BPD attentionwhore takes personal umbrage with having his intelligence questioned

Do virgin men make good decisions in relationships?

>>33204813
It's a joke, mate.
I'm retarded.

>>33204809
are you asking genuinely or are you being facetious? because i'll answer genuinely but i don't want to waste my time

>>33204814
No. The more people you fuck, the better the decisions you make.

>>33204815
And when called out, it goes “haha noooo noooo not like that”

>>33204814
Some of them.

>>33204818
Yes.

>>33204796
>there has been apology after apology [..] and no changes made
And exactly nobody here is surprised.
Honestly, it lasted longer than I thought.

>>33204796
You have a really short name
Tom?

>>33204820
They really should quarantine you cluster b animals on an island somewhere, subhuman dysgenic dogs

>>33204796
This was expected. She didn't like you when you already broke up with her once and made her feel worthless, she was looking for a good opportunity to leave you after that. She wanted the high ground to be the one to dump you to get back at you.

>>33204824
Bro chill, it's not that serious.

>>33204816
No I'm being serious. Although you dont have to waste your time on me, since I know its due to my retardation/autism
I cant come up with shit to say on the fly because im fucking retarded, so naturally I havent made any friends at work in the ten months I've been there. I dont think you can fix stupid.

>>33204814
No. Well raised men typically aren't virgins.

>>33204824
Also I'm Cluster C.

>>33204806
>try to take this as fuel to fix your life
There's nothing to fix lol. My life is fucking over. I'm quitting my job, getting blackout drunk in the fields and doing cocaine. I need to die, we all need to die.
>>33204808
It was fucking doomed from the start, that is massive cope
>>33204823
Kek not quite
>>33204825
I don't think that's quite the case but perhaps you know better than me

>>33204824
high functioning ASDP aliens rule the world tho

>>33204832
(You)

>>33204832
>It was fucking doomed from the start, that is massive cope
It wasn't, lol.
What you're doing now is coping.

>>33204832
Stop fucking things up. Women want you so you already have conquered the hardest part of the game, now you just need to finish. It's like having an overpowered build in an RPG, you just need the will to play the game by the rules and go through the journey and win.

>>33204826
>>33204831
Paper thin ego
>>33204834
Eating alphabet soup with a fork is why your family descends from peasants

>>33204729
Hey there baby, you want an overweight loser who's misogynist enough to not only do so but treat you like an object?

>>33204838
Wah?

>>33204832
Ngl dude you need meds and to stop drinking to the point where you're blacking out

>>33204840
Your ego is paper thin because you felt a personal calling to the post questioning intelligence, then doubled down on it being not serious and just a joke. If it wasn’t serious you wouldn’t have felt called by the post questioning general intelligence, revealed an insecurity. Not my fault you’re dumb

>>33204823
he's probably one of those two-letter initital names like AJ

>>33204574
I'd like the opportunity to seethe about constantly getting rejected and how it's affected my view of the world and my self esteem

>>33204824
so let me get this straight, your hobby is insulting people on the internet and you're not cluster B?

>>33204839
yes yes yes yes yes I love fat guys and I love misogynistic men, where you at?

>>33204591
Probably not, aren't they super submissive? That's my role

>>33204850
Me personally, I would love to seethe about how too many people like me and it sucks so much to have to reject them all.

>>33204851
>hobby
Nice stretch. If I was cluster b I’d go to that island, cluster b are subhumans

>>33204856
bro got his heartbroken by a BPDemon. I feel you little buddy

>>33204823
>>33204849
It's Dan.
>>33204832
She would have stayed if you didn't start doing the on and off breaking up with her. Your own fault.

>>33204829
do you have any friends outside of work? asking earnestly.
ultimately, it probably comes down to how you relate to those around you. if you're real big in your head (i am like this), it can be hard to be social. i'm an extremely abstract thinker, communicating unexpectedly is very hard for me because i don't, and can't, have a good thought -> speech pipeline.
but it actually turned out my issue is that i was just misunderstanding communication, maybe because i have 'tism but most likely because i was undersocialized as a kid. i was thinking too much about the other person (weirdly enough). turns out, you just talk about relevant parts of you, you talk about relevant parts of them, you escalate intimacy slowly, and you make silly references to shared cultural understanding, and that's all there is to it. as you build rapport, it gets easier to communicate as you get more used to it. it is 100% just an experience thing. if you are smart enough to self-reflect on your capacities, you are smart enough to be humorous, you just don't know the boundary between funny and unfunny because you haven't tried a lot, and probably don't like feeling bad at stuff

wrt your work, you'll need to take the initiative as most of your coworkers will have probably written you off as not wanting to make friends at work (which is also okay, some people are like that)

>>33204814
I wouldn't know, but considering most the decisions I make are wrong, I'd say probably not

>>33204862
And you decide to be a condescending faggot about it? Sneering little faggot cocksucker?

>>33204579
Yesh

>>33204866
NTA but I have a related question. How do you enjoy doing this (with people other than cute girls), so you can get more practice? Or do you just suffer through it every day, like eating kale smoothies? How do you power through that?

>>33204855
I guess we're on opposite ends of the spectrum
I doubt you envy me, but I certainly envy you

>>33204870
no, it happened to me as well. it is what it is

>>33204672
Kinda. But I earn money by being out of the house. I need a house husband to raise kids with. He's perfect for the job.

>>33204830
It wasn't *my* fault I wasn't well raised ;_;

Why are women like this?

>>33204879
KEK
I could do this. I wanted Newsom to run for the primaries in last election. I guess this is a good opportunity to rebuild his political cache after he banned memes.

>>33204878
it wasn't even our fault we were born, but we're out here gonna get blamed for it anyway

State gender
How can we promote more gender equality?

>>33204862
She still wants to be friends at least
I still feel horrendous tho lol

>>33204733
I'd be so goth that he'd want to be unlazy to match.

>>33204873
no idea, i'm not a social creature and while i became semi-extroverted in my late teens early 20s, it just sorta clicked for me once i had an opportunity to have a relationship totally removed from my shitty home environment. it helps to enjoy entertaining people, but i also have massive approval-seeking tendencies (which is not good), and so i have an inherent drive to want to entertain people. i imagine if you don't, then yeah it is just slogging.

>>33204882
Women are disgusting

>>33204879
Expecting everything to be handed to you and refusing to do anything for themselves? It's easy to get spoiled when you're pretty.

>>33204884
Make society a little shitty but not super shitty, countries shouldn't be fully developed so we're just sitting between those extremes
M btw

>>33204843
Anon, none of this is serious, except that QT thing, I feel like you're projecting a lot of emotions, could be self hatred, or just who you are as a person.
You're being hostile for no reason, but most importantly you're being an elitist, which usually comes from a fragile ego.
Are you trying to assert dominance? on a 4chan thread? Come on.
idk

>>33204883
Meh, what can you do? Standing around moping isn't fun, I'd rather seize my destiny.
>>33204884
M
Gender isn't real. Sexes are not equal, and we should not pretend they are equal, but they are equally respectable.

>>33204853
Northern USA. You baby?

I give it a week before qt and his girl get back together.
Gender
Thoughts?

>>33204841
https://voca.ro/1czDBvJT9WDP

>>33204733
Male
Love them, have always wanted a goth gf
The creepy kind of goth that other people (mostly boomers these days) would be uncomfortable around but I love her because I also have weird interests and I love my spooky nerd gf

>>33204888
Personally I did love entertaining people as a kid, or I should say I loved trying, and I was too autist to realize I wasn't succeeding. Eventually they taught me, the hard way. The only people who have ever liked my sense of humor are you weirdos. Probably why I spend so much time here.

>>33204897
I'm in canada :(

>>33204884
The third world will develop eventually, they are just slow learners.
But the genders are not equal and never have been, so they won't develop to equality, none of us will. They will just develop to.... this.

>>33204733
M
Fear boner

>>33204894
Oh so me posting is a reflection of me but you posting isn’t, classic. Stupid fucking cunt

>>33204884
F
Well according to the men in these threads, whine and cry about women and blame everything bad on them.

>>33204879
Newsom is a sliver fox chad, I know early 20s girls who unironically simp for him

>>33204902
Damn that's too bad I was looking forward to our lives together.

>>33204884
M
Stop expecting the government to solve your shitty parenting skills. An average girl is better than your average son? Your problem. As everyone knows, putting money into education doesn't work. If your kid wants to learn, they will. It's on you to instill that in them.

>>33204906
You posted. I responded. Now you're spiraling.
Whatever issues you've got, deal with them without making them my problem.
And yeah, the fact that you latch onto every post I make does make it my issue.

>>33204898
Nah bro it's fucking over lol
Just sucks cause I finally thought things were turning around for the better
Anyway I should've charged my phone battery more lol

>>33204907
I HATE WMEN

>>33204884
M
How do you define equality? Society is aiming for a bland wiped face equity where we’re all the same. Balancing inequities is impossible because people aren’t monoliths. The best you can do is somehow break up those Masonic orders that dictate world trends and events. Good luck with that.

>>33204898
Obviously. I just hope he stops violating her privacy and offering her up as entertainment for the thread

>>33204917
Reminder that he does it for sport

Women, would you date a 30 year old loser who is trying to fix his life?
He has a job and a car

>>33204917
>>33204918
Reminder that people simp for him regardless

>>33204923
>>33204917
Man this shit is a reality tv show.

>>33204901
i mean, if you're genuinely autistic then you might be limited in this kind of intuition or otherwise lacking empathy. that's not impossible. it kind of just sounds like you were socially traumatized and don't engage because suffering silently is easier to deal with than suffering loudly, though. probably worth getting therapy over.

something you should know about socializing, though, is that people respect weirdness so long as you own it. sometimes, i have a clown nose. i wear it, usually when hanging out with friends if i want to make things a little more helter-skelter. smile at everyone that smiles at me (most people ignore it, surprisingly). i have this really fun picture, taken at universal studios, of me wearing a clown nose and posing with an extremely gaunt and well-acted dracula. he refused to pretend to bite my neck for a picture. why? he said clowns taste funny. -_-;

bee urself, and do so unapologetically.

>>33204911
Same :( I want a life like in your pic :(

>>33204899
This world is so fucked

>>33204924
Interactive visual novel. The regulars live for the attention.

>>33204918
qt manipulates women and treats them like shit for entertainment for the anons ITT like some sort of cross between a romance and a blood sport

>>33204902
>canada
>not north-north USA
very funny. dumb broad

>>33204927
Yeah, just telling you to get me another beer and make me another sandwich and slapping you if you don't.

>>33204917
Entertainment? I just thought it might add context to the interactions I was querying here. I revealed no identifiable details
Anyway it's whatever now. She's dumped me. >>33204918
Oh fuck off lol. I was really trying to make things work, to the point where I spent all day cleaning the house (cause my housemates are slobs) and then met her to get food. Didn't matter though cause she grilled me and has now dumped me over text message. Idk what to feel right now, saw this coming but I'm fucking heartbroken desu. She lovebombed me so hard only to just pull it away. BPDemon shit I guess. I'm just upset.

>>33204930
>qt manipulates women
Oh just piss off lol. I might be an attentionwhore and shitposter here but I have never done this shot. I treat people IRL well even though I have issues.

>>33204932
You're right, we'll be the 51st state soon, then I'll be able to find a misogynistic american man to marry.
>>33204933
Can you slap me even if I do a good job?

>>33204935
Did she complain about the house?
cause we only really see and hear her complain about the drinking and the you not being there issue.

>>33204898
M
Doubt it. If she's even a 5/10, she can replace Dan easily. Dan hurt her ego by dumping her first then taking her back, girls won't forgive that, especially this early in a relationship.

>>33204938
only alberta and the northernmost territories, you can keep the rest desu, last thing this country needs are millions more indians (dot kind, not feather kind)

>>33204917
I think it's more like "laugh at my life" is the only upside for QT when he's coming down from an episode and dealing with whatever he fucked up this time

>>33204898
Is she bipolar too?

>>33204941
Fuck off fat amerigroid, we don’t want you

>>33204939
>Did she complain about the house
No, but I don't want her to wall into a shithole
She's not specified what she wants from me she has just ended it
>you not being there
I spent almost ever night after work with her, don't really know how I could've been with her more

>>33204950
not asking permission, feckless leafoid

>>33204853
Let's talk about your father femanon.

>>33204866
>do you have any friends outside of work?
No. I've never had a friend.
>you'll need to take the initiative
I don't know how to do that without embarrassing myself. Embarrassment is worse than physical pain. I should know, because I've been brutalized a lot.

>>33204926
I mean, most of us here are both of those things, you know? That's sort of how this happens. At a certain age kids start realizing "Hey, that kid's weird", and then the trouble begins.

Yeah I've tried more clowning before. At one place I ended up nicknamed "Goofy" because of it. I've got a picture from then with my hair painted. It can be fun, though I guess I'm a little old for that now. People always seemed to respect the more stoic act more, anyway. Though at this point I've tried a lot of acts, and I'm not sure I entirely love any of them. Too bad "myself" is the worst personality I have in my bag of tricks, kek. I think some people are just meant to be alone. But now I've hijacked the other anon's thread with more hopeless talk, so I better let him post, lel.

>>33204949
She's not bipolar but she has BPD
>>33204948
I'm not a clown, I'm the entire circus...
Idk I'm really just fucking done with everything rn and am despairing

BPDEMONS COULD BE IN THIS THREAD

>>33204951
Now, I'm talking bullshit now, since I don't have shit except the things you posted
but I'm pretty sure she meant emotionally there.
Like, she can at least convince herself to stay if she saw palpable changes on your side made in her sake, but she can't
So she's like
>Does he love me more than I love him?
>He went drinking and got black out drunk over choosing me...
>If he loved me, he'd stop for me.. yeah?

>>33204954
what father?

>>33204955
well, you and your coworkers are both working the same or similar job, right? that would be a good starting point, the foundation of socializing is mutual understanding.
also, intimacy is tightly linked to pain, to be intimate is (inherently) to make yourself vulnerable to pain, so you're gonna HAVE to open yourself up to being embarrassed. but you'd be surprised at how much being embarrassed is like 100% a feeling in your head vs. literal judgment, as outlined here >>33204926

>>33204962
>but she has BPD
Huh. From the text you've posted she's always seemed calm and level-headed. Not what I'd expect from the bpd meme.

>>33204967
I didn't get blackout drunk though kek. You are talking shit without even knowing the situation

>>33204672
No, no and maybe. I'm want a man, not a child who can't even cook for himself

>>33204955
i'm the other idiot. from experience, you better start being able to better tolerate the embarrassment. If you're not a normie, you will fail hundreds of times, if not thousands, or tens of thousands, at every little thing about social interaction until you learn even the basics. Normies have 30,000 + hours of practice, more than it takes to be a chess grandmaster, and you're a novice, you will fail every single time at the start. It's just part of the struggle of having to be born on this earth as one of us.

>>33204958
don't be so down on yourself, anon. i'm approaching 30, though, so sounds like i might be a little be COOKED

I don’t like the way they phrased this. Really hope they’re not actually looking for someone with experience for a dishwasher.

>>33204974
nta
BPD can be pretty varied in it's symptoms, too many men tend to use "BPD" as a catch all term for "crazy bitch" and assume every crazy bitch has BPD.

>>33204948
Sure but he posted a recording of a private conversation. I'm sure she had no idea she was being recorded let alone that he would post it on 4chan. If he wants to make a clown out of himself that's his own business but imo he's crossed a line plus he's gotten sloppy with editing the texts so even more of her personal info is slowly leaking

>>33204979
potato tomato
didn't you get drunk on your way to meeting her?

>>33204987
She told me she was diagnosed with BPD so...

>>33204990
Like what personal info

>>33204986
all jobs have a degree of expertise. there are certainly bad ways of washing dishes, right?

>>33204972
I work in one department and it's basically just me. Occasionally there's a woman there who'll share the same shift as me, and she's super kind. But I don't actually work with her. We have to focus on stocking different aisles and shit. Also, she's drop dead gorgeous. I honestly can't not be nervous around her, so I'm screwed. Can't be friends with someone I want to bone.
>>33204981
I wish I could just be friends with someone who's as troubled as me.

>>33204938
Extra hard if you do, not too hard if you don't.

>>33204962
Dan, don't listen to the haterz, you're a cool ass nigga. Did you take any creepshots of her ass?

>>33204990
I mean the convo is barely audible and no personal info was leaked but you're right that was a bit retarded
>>33204991
Not drunk just a bit tipsy
Doesn't matter clearly she hates my guts rn
>>33204996
Nothing lol. That anon is chatting shit.

>>33204986
>competitive pay
>probably just a dollar over minimum wage and a shitload of overtime

>>33204992
BPD's main thing is with self-image and fear of being abandoned, not really the crazy mood swings and impulsiveness.

>>33204974
>>33204987
NTA but you didn't see the start, I guess, or the parts where she is pushing him to spend every waking nanosecond together despite fighting like crazy five minutes ago and both of them obviously needing space. She's not entirely normal either, despite being more normal than him.

do you guys think it's slutty to wear a crop top or a shirt that shows belly?

State Gender
Are you an ice cruncher?
Explain.

>>33205006
I mean they both can apply lol

Men
Would you date a girl who has had a boyfriend before, but never sucked dick? Would that be enough of a "first" for you?

>>33205003
>Doesn't matter clearly she hates my guts rn
Nah, it matters, like maybe not for this relationship cause she seems like she's over it, but it matters.

>>33205001
I'll do a good job serving your every whim, so please make sure to leave me bruised and crying.

>>33204987
>many men tend to use "BPD" as a catch all term for "crazy bitch" and assume every crazy bitch has BPD
Yeah, that's what I meant by the meme. It's basically what atoga has taught me it means. I don't have much experience with BPD myself.
What other symptoms can it have and in what other ways can BPD express itself?

F18, Would any financially stable men date somebody who has autism and depression and take care of them financially in the relathionsip if the girl would clean the house and cook for them, be avaiable for sex and initiate it. like a caring housewife but a retarted version.

>>33205013
Fuck yeah it would, clumsy blowjobs are cute as hell

>>33205010
No
>>33205011
M, yes, tasty
>>33205002
Kek, I'm not cool and no "creepshots" tf
Stay lit tho drilla x https://youtu.be/GkbohVXgxx8?si=viz3pjC-_EoTCCAR

>>33205000
>Can't be friends with someone I want to bone.
this is actually kind of perfect. you can ask her out on a very small and friendly date, and you can kick off rapport building from there. you can even try being up front, if you like, tell her you're trying to work on being more open and friendly with people, and offer her to go get coffee or something. people really like cutting past bullshit, because it takes cognitive load off of them AND it makes you look more bold, though it is an art to look bold rather than clueless.

>>33205013
I don't really care about "firsts". I just want a girl I love who loves me back.

>>33205018
I pretty much do this already, except under your circumstances I'd be having sex and doing less housework.
So yes.

>>33205012
True, but when people talk about BPD, they conjure up this caricature of a crazy emotional person being violent and hysterical, when in reality, the mood swings and impulsiveness get better when you age, but the thing that stays is the self-image and abandonment issues.

>>33205014
Matters in what sense??
Fuck this noise I'm back on my villain shit now

>>33205023
do you how humiliated i would be if it turned out she had a bf, or just flat out turned me down? I'd have to quit my job

>>33205015
Always crying, for one reason or another, bruises are earned like medals of honor.

>>33205011
f
yes
om nom nom

>>33205018
i wouldn't, but plenty of guys would certainly
>>33205011
i am a SUPER sensitive guy, can't deal with cold on my teeth
>>33205013
yes, i am not obsessed with firsts but i would be put off by a girl that was advertising herself as a "first".

>>33204558 (OP)
Would anyone like a boyfriend?

>>33205030
Matters in the sense that you're living it, my dude.
Diagnose your life and mitigate the problems, I know I'm saying it all easy like "just do it", but y'know, you just gotta.

>>33205035
No.

>>33204784
Sure bro

>>33205035
Sure, can you pay for my groceries?
I'm a guy btw. :^)

>>33205000
>I wish I could just be friends with someone who's as troubled as me.
Even that might not work out, kek. I'm being emo personally right now because I found the perfect girl for that, but she got tired of me. Being entertaining and cool and well-adjusted is unfortunately pretty much the bare minimum for interacting with people nowadays, else they'd rather be on their phones. It's just the way of the world now. Friendship used to be something people just had, now it's something you have to work hard to earn, like a trophy that's only for the best people. Hopefully you and me will manage one day.

>>33205031
Why? Pretty girls get asked out constantly, they're used to it. She probably won't be surprised at all unless she assumed you're gay.

>>33205010
No, I would just think you were confident

>>33205013
Yes

>>33205018
No, not a fan of autistic people at all, sorry.

>>33205031
this is why i mentioned about being explicitly upfront about trying to be more open and friendly with people, that makes it clear it isn't a romantic thing (unless she too is autistic rofl). if she takes it that way anyway, you can mention you didn't mean as a date-date. but idk i actually have never worked a traditional job so i don't have much of a sense of coworker ethics.

actually, probably you shouldn't listen to me and just go find a therapist instead of relying on my musing. i dress like a literal clown sometimes.

>>33205038
>saying it all easy like "just do it", but y'know, you just gotta
Thanks I guess

>>33205030
good. do it! spew in the woman's bathroom at the food court! finish it! strike them down!

>>33205018
So, like a normal relationship for everyone I'm related to older than 35? Yeah, sure, of course.
Just please girl, don't get yourself abused, some aspects of women's empowerment aren't just useless narcissism.

>>33205048
Nah, I'm doing the easy part, anybody can point this out.
You're the only one that's going to have to suffer through the pain of fixing your life, and I'm sorry about that.

>>33205010
If the girl is dumb and slutty then it's slutty.
Otherwise it's retro 90s/00s fashion.

>>33204898
5 days

>>33205032
God that sounds like a dream, I wish I lived near you.

This is just a more general question
If I nut all over the toilet seats in womens restrooms is there a chance one will get pregnant

>>33205010
no it depends on the entire outfit and makeup and context

>>33205047
>go find a therapist
I've had for a while. I've also been trying to get on pills. Really I think this problem stems from adhd/anxiety. I'm pretty high functioning, its just that anxiety makes me retarded. Maybe if I wasnt constantly stressed and wanting to kill myself, I could have a decent conversation with someone.

>>33205057
No but do it anyway, to spite the power.

>>33205056
Me too, if not more so especially if you clean up well and can be counter on to cook.

>>33205057
Do you think women are rubbing their pussies on the bare toilet seats?

>>33205059
i'm ngl anon, it sounds like that therapist isn't really working out if you're this directionless after having had one for a while. maybe consider finding a different one?

>>33205027
that's why some people look for firsts, you know.
it's a guess that hey, maybe she can get hung up on me instead of her ex.

I've got opps and stalkers

>>33205069
4chan gang stalking squad strikes again?

>>33205010
I think it is an attempt to bring back early 00's fashion.
Its not inherently slutty but it does give me a boner.
Its slut value does go up however if you have a belly button piercing

>>33205062
Any issues with my cooking and cleaning would be quickly solved with some harsh punishment.

>>33205057
A chance? sure, there is A chance. is it a high chance? no, but it isn't non-zero, either.
also please don't do that

>>33205057
It won't be me. I don't sit on toilet seats in public restrooms

>>33205064
I'd start rubbing my pussy on the bare toilet seat if I knew a moid came on it moments earlier.

>>33205078
you do the hover squat? or the seat squat?
Don't do the seat squat, that's dangerous.

>>33205079
Based. What's the point of being born female if you're not going to have any fun? If you don't scare anyone you might as well have been born fat and balding.

>>33204920
Probably not. I’m already successful, I want someone similar.

>>33205068
Sounds misguided if you ask me.

>>33205051
There's nothing to fucking fix lol
I need to stop trying to be smth I'm not and just beee myself x

>>33205082
What is the seat squat

>>33205082
>the seat squat
you're telling me femanons poop like this?

>>33205073
I mean I would hope so otherwise I'll have to put you into a coma.

>>33205057
No, but there's a decent chance you'll get arrested.

>>33205084
Right? I want to put my womb to good use, and having the baby of a random pervert who cums on women's toilet seats sounds like fun.

>>33205091
>>33205092
this, lol

>>33205092
....you know you can squat, with your feet on the ground, without your butt touching the seat, right? i pee like that like 99% of the time in public restrooms. nta.

>>33205079
Rare insanely based foid post

>>33205096
Why would I ever do that what if I slip and get cum on my feet

>>33205093
Hope you'll still make good use of my body while I'm unconscious

>>33205065
I only got a therapist so I could get in the pipeline. I want meds. If I take care of my anxiety and adhd, I could naturally become smarter by
A.) being able to focus and therefore become more educated, which will naturally attract people to me
and
B.) rid myself of anxiety, which will help conversations naturally flow

>>33205079
Reading shit like this unironically put me off women for good

>>33205101
Well duh God gave you a pussy for a reason

>>33205100
idk, some people do that.
I don't know if it actually happened, or if it's just one of those rumors, but you could slip and smash the bowl, and then slice your femoral arteries that way.

>>33205095
Would you or any other femanons ITT be down to test if it's possible to get pregnant solely by having people ejaculate on the labia and not inside of the vagina itself?

>>33205051
Sorry to be such a downer bro
Should we do atoga karaoke lol before my phone dies (I met my gf at a karaoke night so seems fitting), any requests or you wanna do a song? X

>>33205088
Look, I get that shit sucks, but it's going to keep sucking, so you either look at it honestly or repeat it. It's just how this bullshit world works.

>>33205104
A woman actually wants children and men are disgusted :( What has this world come to?
>>33205109
That sounds like fun lol, I'd be down. But if it doesn't work, you have to impregnate me the good old fashioned way.

>>33205104
It's probably a troon. Or someone extremely mentally ill. Not all the lactobacilli in the world could fight offthe infections gotten from rubbing cooter on a public toilet seat. Even ones in your own home.
There was a microbe study on bidets in Japan that discussed how much toilet water can contaminate just by aerolizing around the commode each time you flush.

>>33205111
Nah, I get it, it is and isn't your fault, like you didn't choose to be born this way, but you are, so y'know, you just gotta, be.

>>33205003
Yeah there was nothing serious yet but it's still a violation of her trust and privacy and if you get into the habit of getting drunk and posting her texts and recorded convos then how can you know you won't make bigger slips down the road? QT I like you and I know you struggle with a lot, and I sincerely hope the best for you. Just please think twice about her privacy before posting

>>33205105
I can't wait to wake up from my coma and find out I'm pregnant

>>33205092
When they started importing more Indians some offices and bathrooms had to put up signs saying not to do this.

>>33204814
Just depends on the person, some will lose their virginity and make good choices some will lose their virginity and make bad choices in every relationship they have.

>>33205119
Ik it was shitty to post texts here I do acknowledge that. Well won't be happening again now. xP

>>33205120
You'll be sore but like it

>>33205079
Came on it meaning jizzed?

>>33204879
There used to be a pretty steamy Tulsi Gabbard x Beto O'Rourke fic on ao3, but it got deleted.

>>33205127
Every hole of mine will be in pain, but I'll be the happiest I've ever been.

>>33205126
I liked the text I found them educational

>>33205130
>Tulsi Gabbard x Beto O'Rourke
Tulsi would be pegging him

>>33204784
I wanna go on a date with
>him

Gender
How important are socks to you in your outfits?

>>33205133
NTA. Would you want to wake up to a positive pregnancy test? Or a swollen belly?

>>33205124
Depends on why they were a virgin. But if it's because they're young and just never got female attention before, crimson flag

>>33205114
Yeah the bacteria was the first thing I thought of.

>>33205138
F
None

>>33204727
>my bf just brought me pizza
Bro is getting laid tonight

>>33205138
M
my pants and shoes conceal them completely.

>>33205133
True...

When you actually buy some of those super amateur onlyfans accounts you can tell why so many of you women only make $150 a month that shit on average. Holy fuck, you got dirty talk videos with loud TVs and fans in the background. Grainy ass video quality in 2025. Put some fucking integrity into your work, ladies.

>>33205117
https://voca.ro/158vTmI0B6hp

Is it okay to reject a guy for not know how to spell?

>>33205145
But what about when you sit down?
>>33205142
Huh, interesting.

>>33205152
They're still covered, my fit is outdated and shit.

>>33205139
While the swollen belly would be more fun (+ I like the idea of being so far along that I can't abort), I also think it'd be nice to wake up to the positive pregnancy test earlier in the pregnancy so I get to experience the full 9 months of symptoms. Though it could also be fun if I woke up mere moments before labour and have to go through a painful childbirth for a baby I never even knew I was carrying.

>>33205141
Bacteria, leftover microshitflecks, STDs that can be spread through skin to skin contact and survive on inanimate objects. Ew.

>>33205151
*knowing
LOL that's instant karma for me

>>33205153
Damn lol

m or f
what has the internet taught you about the other sex?
can men and women know too much about each other? how much or little is good?
/question

>>33205158
M
Gender isn’t a monolith and women can be good people too

>>33205158
F
The internet taught me that men don't use the flap in their underwear for peeing.

>>33205114
I'm not a troon, I was just exaggerating for the bit. Realistically I wouldn't risk getting infections like that, but god it's hot to imagine being impregnated by a random pervert.
>>33205129
Yes

>>33205156
>it hurt itself in its confusion!

>>33205161
I alway swondered what that thing was for

>>33205161
Lmao you taught me that mentioning it in another thread, via the internet.

>>33205161
...we do though?

>>33205158
M
Women can know too much about men for sure. but they somehow cope anyway

>>33205162
You’re disgusting

>>33205154
>I also think it'd be nice to wake up to the positive pregnancy test earlier in the pregnancy so I get to experience the full 9 months of symptoms.
I'd also want you to see your body changing in real time. So I approve of this choice.

>>33205158
I LEARNED THAT MEN AND WOMEN SUUUCKKKKK... HELLLLL!!!!!!!!! BURNNNN DOWNNN THE WORLDDDdd11!!!!1 D E A T H

>>33205151
you should get to know him on a greater basis than that first. some people simply can't spell well, it's not always a question of intelligence. dyslexia is a real thing.

>>33205151
You can reject anyone for any reason

>>33205162
>Yes
I wish I could find perverted women like you.

>>33205158
celila, celia, celia shits

>>33205158
F
Men rape and murder a lot more than expected

>>33205150
Inevitable in the sense that your current state would ruin a relationship, maybe.

Inevitable in the sense that you will always fuck everything up? Nah, that's bullshit, things got fucked this time, but this isn't the end, and you will get better, with time and effort.

>>33204558 (OP)

>>33205158
M. That there aren't really "outcasts" or "weirdos" like there are with men. Most of the women online seem mostly normal and integrated into society. Genuinely unhinged posts are almost always fake or sexual fantasies, and sometimes I'm tempted to post as a woman just to make them look more interesting or funnier.

>>33205175
I don't want to date a dyslexic

>>33205158
>m or f
M
>what has the internet taught you about the other sex?
Women are horny little shits, they just hide it well.

>>33205185

>>33205186
Lol read the book Wetlands

Gender
What's your favorite song you've listened to this summer?

>>33205187
what if he's smarter than you?

>>33205173
Yeah, seeing my body change would be nice. I want to experience the full thing. The morning sickness, the kicks, my tits and stomach growing, the random aches and pains. All while knowing that all of this was caused by a few minutes of pleasure on your end. It's so hot to know that a man can permanently change a woman's body and entire life in just a few minutes. Another fun part of being impregnated while unconscious is that I wouldn't even get to enjoy the sex, but I'd still be stuck with the consequences of it. Though even if the pregnancy is unexpected and uncomfortable, I'd still be really excited for the child.

>>33205192
summer hasn't even begun

Women, do you think Sabrina Carpenter is a good role model for young girls?

>>33205171
aww, thanks anon <3
>>33205179
I wish I could find a man who appreciates my perversions :(

State gender.

Do you masturbate/fuck before, or after a workout? I'm about to start a regimen, and want to get the most of it.

>>33205200
Disgusting fucking degenerate

>>33205201
after

>>33205201
M
Before if you can space it out, after if you want to reset

>>33205112
https://voca.ro/15yuhWRd2v3k

>>33205192
M
Youtube recap says I've been replaying these songs endlessly
https://youtu.be/co-bx0mBsLc
https://youtu.be/Y_1s5bTxBbg
https://youtu.be/S7leUcDaUnE
https://youtu.be/LRqzSx7T9ns
https://youtu.be/GoLJJRIWCLU

>>33205199
I have no clue who this woman is, but I admire her from this picture alone.

>>33205190
>German
Typical.

gender
what did you want to be when you grew up?

>>33204558 (OP)
Am I the only person that laments about
>Not being born white
>Not being born attractive
>Not having the easy life of a woman

How common is this?

>>33205210
M. A superhero, or a scientist. I guess I imagined I could change the world, or that people wanted the world to be changed.

>>33205210
Military.

>>33205186
This is kinda true, as far as co-ed spaces go. Women only spaces are worse than male only spaces when it comes to depravity and being socially ostracized imo

>>33205203
keep talking to me like that and I might just fall for you <3

>>33204998
Guess I guess so

>>33205211
not me. 2 out of 3 ain't bad

>>33205200
I'm sure you will. The thing for me is I'm a virgin, so I think a lot of girls assume I'm innocent of mind as well as body.

>>33205192
M, a lot of good techno this year desu, can do a mix when I get home if I'm not too drunk

>>33205215
Jesus Christ that’s disturbing, fuck off weirdo, go larp with the thirsty dudes

>>33204924
That's what I'm saying that's why I come here. Refill your fucking popcorn nigga

>>33205184
I haven't eaten anything today which probs doesn't help
Maybe I'll walk home soon and order smth

>>33205211
you're not the only person of course. that's what coping was invented for.

>>33205210
F
Architect
I was too stupid to pull it off

>>33205210
M
Sports athlete. Had some talent but no support network. Playing casually is pretty fun tho

>>33205199
Don’t know who it is

>>33205211
>Am I the only person that laments about
>>Not being born white
I'm white with blonde hair and brown eyes, so I lament being the worst kind of white
>>Not being born attractive
Yes
>>Not having the easy life of a woman
I don't want an easy life. And almost all women are submissive too, I wouldn't want that.

Out here wearing pink and blue, if you know what I mean :3

does there exist a medication that manages stress levels?
im a chronic overthinker and I think its ruining my life

>>33205232
trans ?

>>33205210
M
I put down "dead" when I was 6 and then had to see the school psychiatrist

>>33205226
a noble ambition, but the world has moved on from beautiful buildings, sad to say. do you still have any interest in it?

>>33205220
Cool, thanks man. Stay safe.
>>33205207
Nice, thanks.

>>33205233
Weed

>>33205232
Are you a MAP?

>>33205234
Nope. I am reclaiming the colors

>>33205233
Ashwaganda

>>33205210
F
Detective. I grew up with Twin Peaks

>>33205233
F
Personally I just avoid stress at any cost
Ruining my life in a different way

>>33205210
M
military
and then a doctor when i realized military wasn't a good idea for me
and then I left medschool and now i'm happier doing lab work elsewhere

>>33205242
any tips? I've looked into it in the past but I heard it can cause health issues if you overdo it
>>33205238
I really dont want to smoke and it isnt legal

>>33205224
Go eat something, drink some water, and rest up.
Also I'll never kill myself. :^)
Knowing the futility of life and choosing to go on is how I stage my tiny rebellion against the world.

>>33205237
Thx man <3
I will say new PinkPanthress album is fire https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxA687tYuMWhb4sHgwuQIKIiFH-sS3LZE&si=V8r6KiP2kCbnGweD also she produces all her beats

>>33205238
nta
This is a poor recommendation because most people are bad at self medicating and just become dipshit potheads 24/7

>>33205247
I don't know, I just take gummies

>>33205210
M
Rich.
Like when I was 3 I thought being obscenely rich was just... a job you applied for.
I didn't think "Hmmm how will I make my fortune." No I just thought "I would be a GREAT rich person and deserve to be a billionaire." I was thinking of all these huge investment projects, indoor water parks inside earth scrapers, very creative.
Unfortunately in real life we cannot just apply for the job to become rich and have "Being rich" as a job.
I would still be a fantastic richest man in the world I must say.

Born to die alone isn't that sad

Self entitlement isn’t just a woman thing, right? If I get male roommates they aren’t going to help themselves to my beer without asking, right?

>>33205219
I'm also a virgin. Though I tend to be pretty upfront about my degeneracy, so I don't think any assumptions about me being innocent would last for long lol.

State gender
If your partner is in someone else's house and about to cheat but regrets it and stops before getting anywhere physical, would you forgive them?

>>33205260
not even jesus would, are you kidding

>>33205260
M
No. Honestly, if you want to cheat, just let me know so we can break up as amicably and quickly as possible. I don't feel like going through the whole song and dance yet again.

>>33205257
>If I get male roommates they aren’t going to help themselves to my beer without asking, right?

>>33205257
>If I get male roommates they aren’t going to help themselves to my beer without asking, right?
Kek

>>33205266
That's fucked up

>>33205266
>>33205267
FUCK LIVING WITH WOMEN

>>33205251
don't worry, if the people around here were the dipshit pothead type, we'd all be getting laid instead of posting here.

>>33205249
Ngl I kinda wanna go home, get dressed up and then get an uber to the club
Though maybe I should just sleep
I don't fucking know rn desu. I'm really really upset

>>33205210
M
Inventor. I wanted to discover and make something that would change the world.

>>33205266
This isn't mildly infuriating this is just robbery, he has a legal case.
I'm not sure why redditors are so retarded they post "My daughter was raped and murdered by this man" with a selfie of the perp and upload it to that subreddit.
It's not mild.

>>33205258
Perfect gf, kek

>>33205273
Summon that normie inside of you, the one that throws empty platitudes at you, and just follow their advice.
>should I got to the club?
>noooo~~~~
>Stop drinking~~~~
>get on meds~~~~
>Fuck and reproduce~~~~~

>>33205277
Keep drinking. No meds. Go to the club. Do not fuck. Do not cum. Do not reproduce.

>>33205197
>Yeah, seeing my body change would be nice. I want to experience the full thing. The morning sickness, the kicks, my tits and stomach growing, the random aches and pains. All while knowing that all of this was caused by a few minutes of pleasure on your end. It's so hot to know that a man can permanently change a woman's body and entire life in just a few minutes.
That is one of my favorite aspects of it as well. I'd also like to show you off, hear everyone congratulate us, see other women rubbing your swollen belly with a mix of joy and envy. All while knowing my lust has transformed you.
>Another fun part of being impregnated while unconscious is that I wouldn't even get to enjoy the sex, but I'd still be stuck with the consequences of it.
How would you feel about a man using your mouth to edge, only to penetrate your pussy just seconds before ejaculating?

>>33205283
>noooooo~~~~

>>33205260
F
Intent. Would never be okay with cheating

>>33205287
Yesssssss >:)

>>33205266
I don't know why people want me to move out so badly. While they live with roommates at 30 and their roommate ends up addicted to crack and stealing from them for crack money.

>>33205210
>gender
>what did you want to be when you grew up?
M
Pornstar, unironically.
I now see the downsides of it. But at the time, it seemed like paradise.

>>33205197
Hot.

>>33205233
Cardio exercise

>>33205292

Gender?
Are you homophobic?

>>33205258
>I'm also a virgin. Though I tend to be pretty upfront about my degeneracy, so I don't think any assumptions about me being innocent would last for long lol.
I'm a bit envious then, I don't think telling a girl that I'd want us to drink each other's blood would go over well early on.

>>33205307
M
Yes and I'm gay.

>>33205307
M
Proudly homophobic

>>33205260
M
I think I could forgive her

>>33205307
F
A little I think

>>33205057
The sperm would die within minutes. Unless she rubbed her pussy immediately on the seat then it's near zero.

>>33205286
>I'd also like to show you off
>All while knowing my lust has transformed you.
Yeah this would be great. Walking around with my pregnant belly, showing the world that you fucked me and my body now belongs to you.
>How would you feel about a man using your mouth to edge, only to penetrate your pussy just seconds before ejaculating?
I would LOVE this. I love the idea of sex only being pleasurable for the man while I'm left unsatisfied and/or in pain, depending on the type of sex we have. I'd gladly blow you (or let you facefuck me) only to cum in my pussy. Being impregnated while also denied the pleasure of sex sounds so so hot.

>>33205307
M
A little
I support them in theory but they make me uncomfortable when they hit on me.
Lesbians are usually chill with me.

>>33205307
m
in theory yes, but i tend to like most of the gays i know

>>33205069
What ends you comin from

>>33205260
M
I’m willing to overlook it but it is dubious behavior.
The first thing you think is just what comes to mind first, the second thing you think is who you are.

>>33205257
It really really depends on your roommates. Some will respect boundaries and some believe in no boundaries

>>33205307
M
I wouldn't want a gay guy around my child

>>33205158
Female, that for the most part adult virgins really do have something wrong with them and are far more depraved than your average manwhore, and that the instinct to avoid them is correct

>>33205307
Rude bwoy nah promote no nasty man, dem haffi dead.

>>33205283
What if the club is playing crap tho
>>33204917
This is my last text post, I'm making peace with everything I just don't know what I should do now besides suicide

>>33205329
So it’s not a gendered thing?

>>33205316
So she better be fast.

>>33205138
M
I just wear black ones

>>33205257
I wouldn't. But I'd make fun of you if I ever overheard you having sex.

>>33205039
>cue laugh track

There are a lot more homos on 4chan than I originally thought. Usually they aren’t in this thread but they are always in the discords on soc.
Is this a uniquely soc problem or do the homos live among us?

>>33205057
very unlikely but it did just make me have an intrusive thought of "what if you filled bidet with semen"

>>33205333
She's a nice girl. You have to commit harder to living properly so that you can make this work for real next time.

>>33205333
>you wasnt
kek

Femanons, do you let fwbs creampie you?

>>33205343
that's called "OP's water fountain."

>>33205277
Kekk
https://voca.ro/1gROo8TTOC29
<3 I love you man
I'm supposed to have a meeting with my work manager tomorrow but I'm deleting my alarms. If she calls me I am actually going to tell her to fuck off lol

>>33205339
What length? Ankles?

>>33205340
I’d take that over stealing my fucking beer any day of the week

>>33205041
I need more than teasing

>>33205347
I don't have any fwbs but at this point I'd let anyone creampie me.

>>33205350
Thigh

>>33205346
Don't make fun of her working class chat lol
She is a lovely girl
>>33205344
Ik she is a lovely girl
>next time
Fuck that noise lol I'm driving myself into an early grave rn
I'm so fucking depressed ngl

>>33205349
Don't do that, man, just keep the alarm and forget about it, who knows, you might feel up to the task by the time it goes off.

Women, is this relatable?

>>33205336
Nta but it may be slightly gendered due to the fact that men are more likely to get into physical confrontations about it and therefore more likely to think twice.

>>33205363
I'm going to start grabbing every woman's waist to get through, wish me luck

>>33205336
Correct, sometimes women won’t respect your boundaries and sometimes they will. Same goes for men. The more of a friend you are to them the more likely it is they won’t respect the boundaries unless it is clearly laid out.

>>33205333
You need to learn how to say no and renegotiate when you need time to sleep or recharge, rather than agreeing to things and then getting resentful about it and then getting drunk to nuke things instead

>>33205370
you joke but this is how low-inhitibition men succeed in life
they grab every woman's waist until they run into that one

>>33205377
What.

>>33205364
I will be avoiding living with women then
>>33205374
>The more of a friend you are to them the more likely it is they won’t respect the boundaries unless it is clearly laid out.
Why the fuck are people like this? How hard is it to be well mannered?

>>33205138
M
I’d say it’s about a 6.5-7/10

>>33205350
Yeah

>>33205349
you don't need a goal in mind to practice self-improvement. that's a cop-out if ever i've heard one. try to think in terms of incremental improvements instead. everything is incremental, end goals are no different. you're simply not in a position to have one in mind as of yet.

Qt is the scorpion and yall are the frog

Why is it so hard for men who arent tall and jacked to get a girlfriend even if they are decent guys with good jobs and good moral character?

>>33205359
i can't help but feel such great sympathy for people with poor grammar. my heart just swells for them.

>>33205199
Yes. I’d say she should wear less clothes as well.

>>33205363
I am attractive enough to pull off this move, women is this an acceptable thing for your hot coworker to do?

>>33205383
Those socks are cute.

Somewhat related question for everyone, do you like mismatched socks? Like completely different socks, or pairs that have different designs on each one. Like left sock has chickens on it, right sock has eggs.

>>33205391
I'm the rock at the bottom of the river.
I conjure up the empathy I display. :^k

>>33205392
"good moral character" never made a pussy wet

>>33205379
>I will be avoiding living with women
Consider: Guys who are used to winning those confrontations are likely to be even more dickish about it.

>>33205392
Women want a strong and nice man
But if they have to pick either strong or nice, they're picking strong.
Honestly it's just evolution, the strong asshole will survive more than the nice weak guy, and women want their children to survive.

>>33205201
F after

>>33205391
i'm the river.. *vores you*

>>33205307
F
No. You bully me for being double gay.

>>33205138
m
not much. it's only like 2 months out of the year that i actually wear them, and even then grudgingly.

>>33205396
M and I've been gay-coded enough over the past year to sometimes wear mismatched shoelaces on boots. No mismatched socks yet, though. I think that looks better on girls since you can see their socks more often.

"good moral character" never made a dick hard

>>33205392
It's not

>>33205396
Yeah I think they’re quirky and fun but I usually find that it’s difficult to make a cohesive outfit with them so I end up only wearing them around the house

>>33205410
>"good moral character" never made a dick hard
A vagina can make a dick hard.

>Gender
Do you think (You)'d be a successful Pornstar?

>>33205363
I wish it was but men don't touch me :(

>>33205376
I wasn't even that drunk when I met her desu
I am a yes man though; acknowledged, though this is a tricky aspect of my personality to alter

>>33205391
This statement makes no sense.

>>33205396
>>33205412
I forgot to say that I also will wear them with casual fits, like joggers and slides

>>33205400
I can beat the piss out of a man, not a woman

>>33205420
.. if you are retarded

>>33205411
It’s near impossible. Basically you are either tall, strong and handsome or girls would rather stay single and bang tall, strong and handsome guys who won’t commit.

>>33205391
What does this even mean
>>33205386
>don't need a goal in mind to practice self-improvement
This feels like jumping tbe shark to me

>>33205407
Do you wear sandals most of the time or something?
>>33205408
Mismatched shoelaces is cute but ya gay-coded.
>>33205412
>difficult to make a cohesive outfit with them
True
>>33205423
Got it.

>>33205417
M
Unfortunately I loose my aesthetic niche when the clothes come off. I’m tatting up soon though so I’ll be fixing that problem

>>33205419
Find a dom mommy gf and have her whip you into shape.

>>33205427
https://voca.ro/142PrKZMgO0J

>>33205417
M
I have a 7 and a half inch dick but it's sort of thin at 5 and a half inches in girth, so maybe.

>>33205416
it's too easy to make a dick hard
well, except for this femanon apparently >>33204416

>>33205428
it's jumping the shark to assume you'd know the results of self-improvement before you've even begun improving yourself

Qt you need to really think about what she said. You recorded it and now you need to remember: stop hurting yourself just to please others.

>>33205417
>Do you think (You)'d be a successful Pornstar?
M
I have a reasonably big dick, and no issues getting or staying hard. But I'm not sure I could bang a pretty girl for 45 minutes and not cum.

>>33205433
>Find a dom mommy gf and have her whip you into shape.
God yes

>>33205436
Bloody hell I meant to reply to this bastard >>33205433
Relationships and sex are completely out of the question for me. I will never meet anybody like my ex, therefore I am destined to be a sad sack of shite until my untimely demise

>>33205430
no, regular shoes, i just don't wear socks.

>>33205437
>5 and a half inches in girth
So that’s equivalent to 5 and half inches in length?

>>33204558 (OP)
I'm at a crossroads anons. I'm 23, single, khv, black and still living with my parents. I'm 6 foot with a skinny physique. I'm not a TOTAL dyel but I could benefit from the looks department from lifting since I'm skinny and look weak. I told myself earlier I'd make myself lift more and go to the gym but I wonder whether or not it's worth it in the first place. Clearly I'm not good looking or charming or high status enough to be oiked or cared about or else I wouldn't still be single. Getting /fit/ wouldn't get me more money. It wont get me a higher paying job. It wont get me out of my parents' house. It wont get me a nice car. It would make me not boring. It wont make me funny. It won't make me white and attacctive. I asked others how to properly eat in order to get a good caloric excess in order to be able to gain muscle:

>>33204370
>>33204409
>>33204541


but as I near the end of my work shift I'm losing motivation and the thought of me doing that in hopes that it would make me good looking enough to have confidence in myself feels laughable and pathetic now. To the people who know better than me, are better, have most/all things figured out, should I just quit weight lifting for good? I lift enough to not be super weak and I'm in shape enough to be in the National Guard but I don't look attractive at all. I'm still skinny and I don't think lifting would compensate for my many many other flaws, shortcomings, and failures.

>>33205417
M
6”x5.5”
I’ve been seeing smaller but girthier ducks in videos more and more so I think I could manage

>>33205425
The frog is punished for his belief that the scorpion will act against his nature.
No one here will be meaningfully affected by QT's behavior regardless of what it is.

>>33205445
Henlo stinky EGG

>>33205395
Yes

>>33205443
you just have to rub chemicals on your dick until you don't feel anything anymore

Femanons, would you agree to cuck your boyfriend with a BBC just one single time for him if he agreed that you wouldn't have to do it ever again after that?

>>33205442
Holy shit it's a blood moon...
Also my own pain is irrelevant to her apparent lack of satisfaction in my role

>>33205446
If you're going to kill yourself, you might as well try your luck with the manager. :^)

That's a terrible advice btw.

>>33205459
no. if i was going to have sex with another man i would leave him and find a new boyfriend.

>>33205241
What's the outfit?

>>33205452
You studying the cock circumference?

>>33205450
I mean, man, you have to start accumulating things somewhere. You have to build up a set of assets. Lifting is one asset, if you don't have others, it's even more important not to let it go. You have to acquire as many as possible to compete in the modern world.

>>33205391
QT is not a scorpion.

A scorpion is an asshole because it's a scorpion's nature to be an asshole, and a scorpion cannot change its nature. A scorpion cannot even conceive of its own nature, let alone consider changing it.

QT is an asshole by choice. He knows what she wanted from him and he chose to not be that person.

>There has been apology after apology over the time we have been together, and no changes made.
If he would just stop drinking then that would be a change right there, but his choice is that alcohol is more important to him than she is.

>>33205462
Now she is giving me this shit though
If you want to break up with me just bloody be done with it

>>33205450
You may as well keep lifting. It's good for you and if you break the habit now it'll be harder to pick it back up again later.

>>33205477
She wants a version of you that you're capable of becoming but isn't.

>>33205455
I've been Eggpecting you.

>>33205476
>alcohol is more important to him than she is
Maybe you're right desu. Maybe I'm just an addict retard. Before she broke up with me tho I barely drank today. I was trying to be better for her. But maybe you're right and as I was saying before people like me only deserve suffering and death

>>33205477
She's mad that you guys didn't even get to fuck.
Like, how can you call it a break up if you've never even fucked them?

I need married women over 35 to stop flirting with me, its weird as fuck how common it is

>>33205436
Lel on the other hand bruv, you seem to run into new opportunities as fast as you throw them away, so there'll be another roll of the dice for you I'm sure

>>33205450
It’s worth it. I’m 6’5 190, workout 3x per week. I don’t eat nearly as many calories as my friends who are more devoted to the gym, but I eat relatively clean and I get decent protein per day from eggs and cheese and yogurt and whatever meat I have for dinner. I’m “skinny” but I’m still strong. There’s no excuse for letting your body go to shit

>>33205483
>Before she broke up with me tho I barely drank today.
You weren't supposed to drink at all, you had pledged to not drink before seeing her. But here we are, you chose to go back on your words already.

>as I was saying before people like me only deserve suffering and death
IT'S NOT YOUR NATURE, this isn't unchangeable and set in stone. It's a choice. You can stop drinking right now and then you won't be "people like me" anymore.

>>33205486
Oh fuck off lol.
We were taking sexual stuff slowly. We both have sexual abuse in our past so we were being gradual with sex.

>>33205487
Sometimes I think the big secret is that marriage is a woman's fetish. It has nothing to do with anything else for them, it's just a fetish thing. A claiming her and committing to her and potentially putting his resources up for grabs. Then all the saucy cheating. And the bragging to other women, "my husband" she said proudly. And being a wife. Pure femsmut.

>>33205477
I think you forget. She is as mentally ill as you are. Weren't you doing well at her age too?

>>33205477
Now is a good time to stop hurting yourself for the benefit of others by telling her that you need some alone time. You may be scared she will get over you right away but thats not how life works

>>33205490
Has it improved your love life?

>>33205450
It's a deal. You post Star Trek, I post encouragement.

I bet if you did a survey of all your peers, even the ones you think are handsome and attractive, a whole shitton of them would be just as lonely as you are. You're not single because you're an insufficient failure, you're single because life sucks for a whole lot of people right now. You're not alone in this boat.

You should keep lifting but with lowered expectations. Lifting by itself will never turn you into relationship material, but it does show that you (1) put in effort and (2) make commitments and (3) engage in long-term planning, and these in concert with other aspects of your personality (including ones that exist in you EVEN WITHOUT YOU BEING AWARE OF THEM) combine to make you into an interesting person who may catch the interest of the right person at the right time someday.

QT’s attention whoring nature is the scorpion. You are the frog by playing along and feeding it

>>33205500
https://voca.ro/12l5SnyZRVkf

>>33205458
They still expect you to cum on command though

>>33205505
others are welcome too to repeat the benefits of my advice. his histrionics just provide an opportunity for spreading it.

>>33205505
It's either this, or jacking off, but who's to say I'm not jacking off while doing this?

>>33205511
Watch some MMA

>>33205459
I hope the goth femanon says yes to this bro.

>>33205502
Being strong enough to scoop a girl off my lap and stand up while princess carrying her around is pretty cool, yea. Or if you mean the confidence that looking good (being healthy) gives you, that’s also nice

>>33205505
I blame JH and every other "friend" of his who encouraged him to just be "fun" instead of encouraging him to be less fun (prescription-medicated, alcohol-free, bedtime-honoring, job-working, stable).

>>33205509
just masturbate to weirder and weirder shit until you can only come by thinking of shemales, problem solved
until you have to film trans scenes
then you'll have to go fully gay

This is so funny to watch this is why I come here. Who else is just sitting back and watching it all unfold.

>>33205138
M

I have a couple of "out on the town" outfits that have specific matching socks for color or theme, here are a few of them

Pirate Party Time
>pink and black floral Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned
>undershirt is black with pink lettering over a skull and crossbones says "Time Flies When You're Having Rum"
>hot pink shorts
>socks are black with skull and crossbones
Vic Vaporwave
>reflectlive glasses
>unbuttoned teal shirt with atomic age logos over white tank top with vaporwave sunset with teal and pink pattern and lettering that says "I'm going nowhere"
>could be positive or negative depending on your thinking
>socks are pink
Mr. Mohave
>loose tan overshirt with cactus designs
>blue sunglasses
>undershirt with blue sunset motif
>shorts match glasses
>socks are tan with cactuses

>>33205521
you like hearing us talk about pornstar cumshots?
oh the british guy, yeah i get it

>>33205521
Lolcows aren’t funny to me, they’re annoying

>>33205514
Woman MMA?

>>33205530
Puke

>>33205533
Why would I watch MMA then.

>>33205526
Damn, you're brave. These are some fun outfits.

>>33205535
Violence is cathartic

Plap

>>33205516
>Being strong enough to scoop a girl off my lap and stand up while princess carrying her around is pretty cool, yea.
Damn, have you ever done that to a fat girl?

>>33205537
Nah.

>>33205538
Plap

>>33205541
are you asking for a friend?

>>33205319
>I would LOVE this. I love the idea of sex only being pleasurable for the man while I'm left unsatisfied and/or in pain, depending on the type of sex we have. I'd gladly blow you (or let you facefuck me) only to cum in my pussy. Being impregnated while also denied the pleasure of sex sounds so so hot
I was thinking deep throating with lots of drool and gagging. And probably some nipple clamps that attach to a harness I'd wear, just so my dick can't leave your mouth without you being in pain.

>>33205499
https://voca.ro/1j54N7PDtVyZ
>>33205527
>the british guy, yeah i get it
:/
Well my phone's about to die so I better charge it at home
I'm just really fucking sad honestly. I think I will email my work manager tomorrow to quit and then bedrot full-time (need new pillows though)

>>33205547
NTA but I am asking for someone to be my friend, yes.

>>33205550
Uooooohhhh girl broke up with lolcow I must abandon all hope and quit my job :sob:

>>33205544
Plap

>>33205547
Yes

>>33205504
Perhaps my T-levels are low and that's why I feel like shit. I felt motivated earlier today and even started force feeding myself food to get more calories and protein but then my soul just died an hour ago. I'll probably try tomorrow. Thanks Fellow Trekie!

>>33205351
NTA. Most guys would jerk it to your moans, not just laugh.

>>33205543
Nta but yeah it is. That's why I play games about blowing people's heads off with battle rifles and shotguns.

>>33205538
>>33205544
>>33205554
Not now

>>33205558
I’m a dude

what does it mean when people put an emotion in quotation marks but use : instead of "

like :sobs: what does that mean? because mentally i'm reading it like "sobs" which is super fucking weird

>>33205561
Get pregnant

>>33205561
*Unplaps*

>>33205562
Chick roommates steal your beer?

>>33205563
:unzips dick:
that does look strange

>>33205563
unc... you're going to make me cry

>>33205459
Why do guys like cuckolding so much?

>>33205563
LMAO no way man

>>33205563
It means... Sobbing. Are you a diagnosed sperg?

>>33205516
I wish a man would princess carry me
How do I get someone to do that?

>>33205566
Yeah, they’re self entitled cunts

>>33205563
Boomer-sama...

>>33205576
be skinny, then he won't be able to resist doing it all the time

I just aged 20 years because of anon's post.

>>81465455
>why don't you join a run club?
My soul and my "personality" (if I even have one of those) are dead. I fluctuate between wanting friends and getting annoyed when My friendly co-workers so much is look at me because bad experiences with trying to make friends in the past and certain family members being annoying causes me to thank me being alone is the best way for me to be at peace. Why is that a problem for a run club? Because I live in a town of mostly old people so I know I wouldn't care about any of them in the slightest. I would not want to talk to them. I would not want to become friends with them or help them or encourage them or anything. I wouldn't hate them. But they'd just be....things almost. It's bad enough I don't have much in common with people Wyoming the age. I especially don't care for old people, and they don't give a shit about young people either unless they feel lonely and want to talk their heads off about nothing because they want to use someone as a therapist. Young people basically don't exist in my town unless you're in university and I'm currently not in uni. (I ruined that for myself too). If this town had an actual substantial number of young people then I would have gone that route ages ago. But I borderline despise talking to older folks because I'm forced to tolerate them enough at one of my part-time jobs. Most of them are pieces of shit evil people. Baby if I lived in Atlanta or Charlotte or something then it would be better but I'm stuck in this shitty retirement home of a town for now.

>>33205578
Put some everclear in an empty one

People weren't kidding when they say that it's easy to start liking your therapist, even if she doesn't look like your type at the start. Why did she has to be this cute?
At least I have enough self awareness to know that she's basically a prostitute without the sex part.

>>33205581
That is not working

>>33205570
>>33205579
people can just not know slang without being old. can someone answer the damn question please

>>33205575
are you? the question is about the punctuation, not the word. sob was just an example.

>>33205576
What if he spun around with you in his arms

>>33205563
The ":" symbol is used for adding emojis on certain platforms. I think the zoomers most know it from Twitch, but it's also standard on a lot of forums.

Women, what do you think about Sabrina Carpenter's album cover?

>>33205590
swoon dramatically into his arms

>>33205490
What kind of work outs do you do?

>>33205591
Okay, as the guy who wrote :sob:, it’s because that’s how Discord formats emojis. So I was putting the sob emoji there.

Women, would you let a friend touch your boobs?

>>33205591
Yeah you are

>>33205595
STOP ASKING THIS QUESTION

>>33205595
You already posted this in this EXACT THREAD bro

>>33205593
This. Various forums, steam, discord, twitch.

>>33205593
>>33205600
okay, thank you. i feel like doing :( is more sensible but it makes sense i guess

>>33205536
Thanks lol, basically I was really fat for a long time and had a big weight loss years ago after some health scares, I have a lot of loose skin around the bottom of my abs so I compensate for being unable to strut on the beach by wearing really flamboyant outfits on the weekends.

>>33205592
That would be nice but wouldn't he get dizzy? And what if he drops me?

>>33205608
Look up the sob emoji on your phone keyboard. And look up the “uoooh” meme.

>>33205605
>>33205604
That wasn't me actually
Sorry isn't looking :(

>>33205588
Melfi and Tony were too close to home.

State Gender, Sopranos Fans, should Melfi have sent Tony after the guy that raped her?

>>33205618
M
Fuck no. Why the fuck would you want to be MORE involved with the shitshow that is Tony?

>>33205614
Only a little 360 he wouldn't be doing some 9 year old in an office chair shit. And if he's strong enough to pick you up he probably won't drop you but if he does hope you have a nice ass to break the fall.

>>33205595
I don't listen to her music, so I don't care.

>>33205595
I'm glad we're going back to the natural order of things, a woman being a man's property.

>>33205618
M
Fuck no.

>>33205619
Get your rapist tortured to death by drunk Italians?

>>33205595
F
She is such a soulless industry plant. Adult baby aesthetic. I have zero respect for her

>>33205618
M
As much as I want to probably not, at least not after she went to the police about it. Probably would've been caught.

Women would you want your rapist to be tortured to death by drunk Italians?

>>33205553
Yh I am an overly emotional bastard
One more voca shitpost before I head home and spare y'all
https://voca.ro/1lDLBr9ScDI1

>>33205626
Then you get tortured to death. Nice. Also not how women work.

mother
you had me
but i never had you

>>33205640
:sobs:

>>33205601
divorced from the context of reality, yes, i would be cool with it. in real life because of how socially abnormal that is, the only kind of guy who would ever ask for it would be super gross and not enjoy it in the way i feel is appropriate.

>>33205618
M
The episode was supposed to show why some people view the mafia/criminals in a good light, when the law fails, sometimes you have to have go to the dark to find justice.
However, if she did that, he would hold it over her head FOREVER.
>Oh, I can't make it today, but hey, remember that favor I did for you? So don't charge me
>Why are you making me feel this way, I didn't make you feel this way when I did that favor for you?
See what I mean? He would totally do this.
He 100% knew something happened to her, he could have easily found out through a cop he is friends with
>he was shown multiple times to rub shoulders with cops that owed him money or did favors for him.
and wacked the guy himself without her saying anything, but he wanted to her to ask him to do it.

>>33205548
Oh that sounds like so much fun. Though knowing me, I'd probably end up purposely pulling away a few times in order to feel the nipple clamps tugging. So you might end up having to yank on the harness even when I'm doing a good job. Actual, what would you do with the harness when you're about to cum? Would you just leave it attached while switching to my pussy so I have no choice but to grit my teeth as my nipples are pulled as far as they can stretch?

will i ever have energy again, good lord

Do men like touching boobs ,or just looking at them?

>>33205648
Relatable.

>>33205649
Who doesn't like touching soft things.

>>33205642
father
you left me
but i never left you

M or F
What do your parents think of you?

>>33205649
everything to do with boobs, just in general

>>33205654
>>33205653
>>33205640

>>33205618
M
If Tony was honorable, yes. But he wasn't.

>>33205654
F
They think I'm a good little liberal lapdog because I'm smart about not exposing too much of my real self. (And no, I don't cry and seethe about Jews because I hate liberals, fuck off /pol/)

>>33205649
I love boobs, the look, the taste, the touch, the smell, the MILK!

>>33205654
F
My mom doesn't really like me
My dad likes me
They both think I'm a loser but my dad feels bad for me and doesn't talk about it, and my mom resents me for it and is always unhappy with where I am in life

impressed someone at work with my paper airplane-making abilities

>>33205654
how about the fact that i hate my son

>>33204558 (OP)
>pic rel is 5'9", 160 lbs
>I'm 6'0", 168 lbs but am skinny.

How does that work? He looks like he should weight A LOT more than I do. By that logic I should have a skinny-fat gut or something like that. How does that even work? What that mean that if I bulked up to the same level he is I would be like 190 or some shit like that?

>>33205654
M
Being the only boy they had, I automatically win. Not being homeless and a drug addict makes me win more. But they also expected me to somehow miraculously drag the family out of poverty with zero support, so I assume they’re also disappointed

>>33205654
M
Both my parents disowned me. My father only wants me to do crime for him, and my mother made me homeless sleeping on park benches after I spent my life babysitting kids she had wity younger boyfriends
I'm so done with my family desu.

>>33205664
you got bird bones or some shit

>>33205664
He's quite a bit shorter than you

>>33205659
you don't cry and seethe about jews because you're ignorant. but whatever.

>>33205664
It doesn't matter how much muscle he has, HE'S BALD LMAO!
Genetics mog all

>>33205661
Why do you think they think you're a loser

>>33205664
Muscle density is a thing

>>33205669
I'm not ignorant, I know where /pol/'s idea of "Jews control everything" idea comes from, I just think it's wrong and retarded cope.

>>33205649
Boobs are the softest, squishiest, most bouncy things I've ever encountered. They are SO fun to touch!

>>33205468
It’s on screen for at least 80% of the time, you just kinda learn as you go

>>33205663
Jealous or resentful?

>>33205670
Dude with glasses has a gf

>>33205674
I'm not as successful or social as my siblings

>>33205683
What have they done that you haven't

>>33205676
as i said, whatever

Men would you date a girl who cries when she sees herself in the mirror

>>33205011
Yes, it has to be a certain kind of ice to crunch though usually from soda fountains.
It's satisfying.
Sometimes I miss the drink and doing that fills the void.

>>33205684
They have jobs, degrees, partners. money, are better looking

Men, thoughts on a woman who only finally got her permit at age 30?

>>33205013
Yeah, but it's something that should be said within a relationship not while he still isn't your bf.

>>33205686
I'd let her cry into my chest

>>33205686
Why is she crying, did someone dare her to say bloody mary three times?

>>33205138
what a precious picture omg ;_;

>>33205643
That makes sense.

Could you ever see yourself offering?
Like if you were at a bar with a virgin friend, and after seeing some cleavage on a tv, they commented to the air that they wish they knew what boobs felt like?

>>33205692
my type of broad

>>33205690
Do you have none of those? Hard to believe.

>>33205018
Yeah but don't look for this, you're in a very vulnerable position to be taken advantage of and abused.
You need to find someone on an equal footing, possibly by going to college.
Basically don't be desperate, men will sense this and the predators will take their opportunity.

>>33205692
Yeah that's cool, I didn't get my license until 27.

>>33205692
Last thing in the world I care about.

>>33205692
All that matters is that you have it now.
I still don't have one, lmao.

>>33205140
Yeah I disagree those are the most normal ones, the ones holding onto their virginity for marriage or religious reasons are the red flags often times, not some 18 year old kid when over 50% of men his age are also virgins.

>>33205140
Wtf is a crimson flag

>>33205647
>Would you just leave it attached while switching to my pussy so I have no choice but to grit my teeth as my nipples are pulled as far as they can stretch?
Absolutely.
Just imagine how tightly you'd clench around my cock. Perfect for squeezing every last drop of cum out of me. I'm getting you pregnant, after all.

>>33205706
I wasn't planning on getting one, but I currently live somewhere where I have to be able to drive to get a job.

>>33205459
>with a BBC
No

>>33205692
I mean now that she has her permit and getting her license it doesn't matter much.

>>33205698
that's like, painfully awkward. to the point that it hurts. if this was a tv show i would skip through until the scene was over. yuck yuck yuck. get me out of that situation please god.

like i said, ignoring reality, i'd think physical (non sexual) intimacy like cuddling and embracing would be nice to share with everyone i care about. i'd probably never offer because with the world as it is, it's a weird thing to offer.

>>33205018
Sounds nice. Is a 30 something in your age range?

>>33205692
it would depend on whether she wears skirts or not

>>33205710
it's similar to the carmine flag

>>33205686
No, she needs to work on herself, no one owes her dating or a relationship, and if she can't even look at herself she has a lot to work on before she can have a stable relationship.

>>33205637
I thought your father was dead

>>33205664
He could be lying about his actual height and weight. Angles and lighting might make him look bigger. Not everyone's bones weigh the same

>>33205692
I'm mostly surprised you need one. Here you can skip it if you're over 18 and take driver's ed.

>>33205686
Want an honest answer? Yeah unless she's crying about being 300 lbs, then no.

>>33205713
Bwc?

>>33205722
Tell me what it means or I'll kill myself

>>33205712
Honestly, I feel like there’s no set timeline for things like this. If you never needed one before, it makes sense you didn’t have one. Now that you need it, you got it.

>>33205717
Fair enough.

>>33205728
so you'd date a 300lb girl but not one with body image issues? wild.

>>33205692
Fine, I don't mind driving and that sounds relatable.

>>33205734
>tfw I have actually dated a confident 300lb girl
please, give me the crying anorexic any day, week, month, year, i'm so tired of the modern world