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Can we make it six?

Happy Pride!

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>>33218583
No.

>>33218565 (OP)
Can I be your boyfriend?

Is it even possible to win somebody back or is that just a literary device invented to romantic comedies/dramas more entertaining for the viewers back home? I feel like other guys have gotten their girls back after doing way worse shit than what I’ve done. It doesn’t seem fair

>>33218565 (OP)
Delete this. That OP picture is in super bad taste.

>>33218596
No it's pretty fair when you consider men do bad shit to test if you'll take more bad shit.

>>33218565 (OP)
M (male) here
>mfw

I fucking hate men.

>>33218565 (OP)
I love skinny women so much, bros. gooner fetishists ruined porn with their big asses and big tits crap. the natural, 90s beauty standards should come back.

>>33218646
Bro there's not even a drop of boobs there. You are gay.

>>33218625
>>33218646
Indians

How do I find a racist gf?

>>33218664
Date an Arab.

I just came back and I see people clowning on my body. I have more self control than any of you do by not allowing myself to get obese like most of you are.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>33218596
>Is it even possible to win somebody back
It's possible, but rare enough that is not usually worth bothering to try.

>>33218712
No

What's up with the endless new-thread spamming lately? People are always hating on the rules-posting OPs, but at least they never pull this shit.

>>33218757
Right? Somebody needs to take their meds.

>>33218767
https://youtu.be/nZ0ypBI_ppo?si=E25RldsfwcDVjqcd

>>33218757
Incels gonna incel

Thinking about her makes me so horny. I love that we both enjoy writing and that we're keeping before actually doing anything physical. I love that there's this barrier of character that encourages her to really just go full fucking coomer but we both know that she's choosing to write every word and that we both know we're both getting off on it. I want to make her cum so bad.

>>33218753
Would

Women, do you actually like begin spanked or not?

Women:
Why would you go out with a guy to dinner, and make out with him in the parking lot for 5 minutes, then go home, text him "yes I made it home safe" then block his number?
I can understand using men for free food but why kiss him so much if you're not attracted to him?
I just don't understand this at all.

>>33218946
I don't fucking know. Sounds like you went on a date with a psycho. You should be happy you dodged a bullet.

>>33218946
She smelled that wojakposter energy

>>33218757
i think someone is trying to annoy the jannies to the point of them not allowing atoga anymore and just deleting it
probably one of those idiots that thinks posting here when you are in a relationship is cheating and so they think trying to destroy atoga is godly or some bullshit

>>33218946
she got the ick from her promiscuous behavior and thought you could never respect her anyways after this and pulled the trigger before having to hear your rejection she thought was inevitable

>>33218911
Yes, but it depends where. Men have this weird tendency to smack the top near my lower back or the on the side below my hips. It's not like my ass is small either. Like how do you miss point blank?

>>33218965
>her ass is actually massive

>>33218950
Then why kiss me?

>>33218964
Okay nice meme but no man thinks like that.
Should I text her again in case she somehow didn't block my number?
Pretend I didn't notice her unmatching me and pretend to be concerned for her safety?

>>33218565 (OP)
picrel is fucking grotesque

>>33218946
>expecting women to initiate any kind of direct confrontation and be upfront
you fell for it

>>33219005
Reminder that women prefer to be pressured into sex so that being a whore isn't their fault.

>>33219005
So should I text her again and say something like "you ok?" Or "hope you didn't take something the wrong way"? She probably blocked my number but I'd rather spend 1 more text after a few days before giving up. But she did unmatched me so that's pretty definitive.

>>33219009
nta
Bro,she literally blocked your number. Just take your L and move on.

>>33219015
Yeah from now on I'm only going for Netflix and chill. No more wasting money on dates.

>>33219009
>"hope you didn't take something the wrong way
fuck man, thats terrible. Have some self respect.
let har go mate, she blocked your number

sixth thread
>sixth thread
sixth thread
>sixth thread

>>33219027
Yeah that's really gay you're right.
I'll just write her number some bathroom wall somewhere in 8 months. Did that to another girl this happened with.

>>33219042
>I'll just write her number some bathroom wall somewhere in 8 months
nice, hope you find a good woman someday dawg

>>33219051
Thanks man you too.

>>33218624
Women do this also btw. And I don’t because I am not evil

I developed feelings for a shy, sweet introvert girl who was flirting with me a lot (actual daily, intense flirting and seduction, not just being nice). Turns out that she's extremely sexually promiscuous and has been for years and that she does the seductive, romantic flirtationship thing with many guys. There's only one or two guys she has any serious feelings for and I'm not one of them. I feel broken. I just want to lie in bed all day. Say something nice to me ATOGA, I'm sad.

>>33219096
>picrel
Dumbass
>your story
Happens to everyone once or twice man. It’ll pass when you find the next squeeze

>>33219096
>I developed feelings
stopped reading there, get a grip fag

atoga i am moving into a new place for a few months
what are some things i need to bring that people normally forget when they move

Can women actually tell?

>>33219096
>shy, sweet introvert
>flirting with me a lot (actual daily, intense flirting and seduction, not just being nice)
Come on man. You should have seen that coming, but you live and learn I suppose.

girls

i've been with my gf for a while now and i love her. But I don't have a desire to have sex with her anymore. She takes care of herself well, but I think genetics are just starting to hit her hard, even though she is healthy. I don't have sexual interest in her anymore.

Is this normal to happen after a while in a relationship and people age?

>>33219126
No anon you don't understand, she didn't look like a stereotypical slut, so her not being a pure virgin is betrayal.

State gender
Would you rather live in an appartment in a walkable city or a single family home in a suburb?

>>33219139
F
The latter will always be preferable.

>>33219134
Uh what? I don't care about her being a non-virgin, most people have a past, I'm just sad about being led on.

>>33219139
apartment in walkable city but not in the city center

>>33219144
Why?

>>33219165
Because I can't stand big city liberals.

>>33219168
Don't worry, I'm sure you're just gonna love suburban liberals.

>>33219173
Suburban liberals don't engage in violent riots at the very least.

>>33219168
Do you have a problem with their behaviour or poltical opinions?

>>33219182
Both, their political opinions cause them to dehumanize anyone with even the most minor disagreements and to justify vile, abhorrent behavior. The funny thing is, if we were going by 1990s or 2000s standards, I'd be a liberal, but the left has gone too far in recent years.

>>33219187
Did liberals bitch about fiction so much in the 90s and 00s? I get tired about hearing online lefties gripe all the time about age gap relationships, women being "fridged" or serving as motivation for the male lead, agency this and that (because obviously people never lack agency in real life), etc etc.

>>33219139
M, never lived anywhere that wasn't <20 minutes from a walkable city/town center so I have no idea what the latter implies

>>33219187
Whats your opinion on vegetarianism, car free cities and oat milk latte maciattos?

>>33219205
Not really. It was conservatives who were being pissy about offensive media. Goes to show that censorship is a bipartisan thing.
>>33219210
>vegetarianism
If a vegetarian works for a person, good for them, but people who think they should force others to adhere to their vegetarian morals are douchebags.
>car free cities
That sounds like a childish pipe dream.
>oat milk latte maciattos
Oat milk is gross.

>>33219216
What feelings does this picture cause in you?

>>33219240
nta but my dad had one of these for his bike when I was little. It was great.

Met a cute girl at work, goes to an Ivy League med school. She was giving me the look every time we interacted couldn’t help but stare. Has such a cute smile too, time to lock in.

>>33219240
Not much, but I guess it could make for a romantic ride together.

>>33219315
Anon thats for children. An adult cant fit in their

>>33219339
Oh yeah, like you've tried.

>>33219341
Unless you're extremly small it's not going to work

>>33219139
F
Depends on the city and how loud it is

women, have you ever been disappointed by the size of a guy you wanted to have sex with?
did you keep contact with him?

>>33218946
you didn't text her asking if she made it safe home?
that's like saying to them "I don't fucking care about you"
that said, bitch is craycray, you dodged a bullet.

>>33219447
Yes, but the disappointment was more with the size of his balls, not dick. They were really small - we learned later he was sterile. We dated for a bit.

>>33219130
It‘s something that happens often, yeah. I think most couples go through some „roommate-phases“. Often it comes back again and goes again and comes back again. Sometimes a phase lasts multiple years.

>>33219139
Both are soulless, pass.

>>33219471
why the balls tho?

>>33219503
Dunno, I guess disappointed wouldn't be super accurate and I was more weirded out? I'd just never seen that before.

>>33219447
No, one time I made out with a guy and when we took off our clothes he asked
>can you work with this
That was awkward, because focusing on size would not have even crossed my mind, lol.

>forgot meds yesterday
>had several nightmares.
>feel like shit today
I hate this.

Blackpilled again

>>33219520
KEK

>>33219528
but why?

>>33219525
Do you have your meds now anon?

>>33219535
yes. but it takes a day for withdrawals to go away.

>>33219530
Heightpilled, aurapilled, bone structurepilled, wealthpilled, healthpilled, redpilled, jewpilled, etc

>>33219545
grim

>>33219545
So you're short, uncharismatic, ugly, broke, don't take care of yourself, and cope about it by seething online instead of taking action?

>>33219553
NTA but yes.

>>33219443
The city in the pic is quite unless you live right next to the highway that runs right through

Let me fix myself to deserve you, baby.

>>33219496
As opposed to what?

>>33219553
any actions to stop being ugly and short?

>>33219599
Why didn't you eat healthier and sleep more when you were younger? You literally did this to yourself.

>>33219520
>>can you work with this
Kekk, he was a /fit/izen

>>33218565 (OP)
M here
Nowadays I'm happy with my life but something strange happened last night. I was struggling to fall asleep and my brain was racing, then I remembered an old song that took me back to 10 years ago, suddenly it's like all that depression from back then came back and I felt like I was that person again for 1 hour, it was a weird experience.
Has anybody experienced something similar?

>>33219637
Why? Is that a /fit/ meme?

>>33219657
No, I feel that way all the time, lol.

>>33219471
How small were they?
Idk where my balls fall on the scale.

>>33219139
M
Single family home in the suburb, I actually live in a single family home within the city.
I'm just not a fan of apartments and I want to have kids one day.

>>33218583
Kill yourself.

>>33219591
Why the hell did you just remind me that SC2 has a fucking retarded ending? I didn't need this.

I really hate women.

I hate women
I hate women
I hate womnnnnphmmmmmmphmmmmnnnnnmmmmmphmmmmmmnnnnnnnn...

>>33219754
He can't breathe!

women, if you let me I would like to worship you like this ^

>>33219754
Yummers

>>33219754
why is that guy not black
are you racist?
fucking nazi chud

Attention ladies of ATOGA!
If you hit it off with a guy and it turns out later he had a weird fetish, would it make it better or worse if he was self-aware and had a sense of humor about it? And what's the weirdest fetish you ever did for a guy?

>>33219754
Lucky bastard, she has a beautiful figure

>>33219682
I'm sorry I hope that you will get to feel good one day

M or F
What's your
>God I wish that was me
moment?

>>33219803
Male
I used to have these but I don't anymore. I hate women.

What did you do while you were out and about today? Did you go to a Homo Pride Fest, or did you go to a protest against King Trump? Maybe both?

>>33219814
I haven't gone anywhere yet. I'm about to go fill up my car and get my hair cut, but after that I'm coming back home.

>>33218565 (OP)
ur gender
do u have woke fatique?

>>33218946
>Why would you go out with a guy to dinner, and make out with him in the parking lot for 5 minutes, then go home, text him "yes I made it home safe" then block his number?
You're an absolutely terrible kisser, and you fucked up by not asking her if she made it home okay.

>>33219814
I got a cheeseburger with a fried egg on it, saw some Trump protestors, had five cocktails, went looking for MTG cards at the mall and didn't find any, and now I'm going to look at sheets.

>>33218946
She's a big dumb slut, like all women.

>>33219820
M, I have a woke tattoo of the pansexual pride flag on one of my ass cheeks.

>>33219009
>So should I text her again
No, anon, don't message women who block you. That's stalker-tier. Let it go.

>>33219782
Better

>>33219820
M
I got anti-woke fatigue
Every person I meet who complains about wokeness tends to be a knuckle dragging retard

FELLOW FEMANONS
RUN DON'T WALK.
MEDICATED PADS EXIST AGAIN.
WTF.

>>33219754
Women, do you find the body of the guy attractive?

>>33219831
If it's on the right, is it really progressive?

>>33219205
>Did liberals bitch about fiction so much in the 90s and 00s?
Yes. It's just that things were so horrifically much worse back then that there wasn't time to complain about stuff that was only moderately damaging; you had to pick your battles, and target the absolute worst shit. Now that they aren't making films that consist primarily of extended graphic rape scenes any more, you can focus on the stuff that is less horrific but still very bad.

Women, do you like when a guy checks that you made it home safe after a date?

>>33219814
>What did you do while you were out and about today?
I was viewing some flats (apartments) with my daughter.

>>33219870
Is she about to go to college?

>>33219865
What movies exactly consisted primarily of graphic rape scenes? A Clockwork Orange? John Norman's Gor? I don't remember growing up watching graphic rape in Star Trek, Star Wars, or even on shows like COPS.

>>33219876
Yes, she is about to get her pussy filled by a selection of young men of her choice and maybe experiment with a few women's fingers up her vajagoogoo. I am looking forward to seeing her build a harem for herself.

>>33219447
A woman I know was immediately disappointed by her (now ex-) boyfriend's dick being too big for her (6.5"x7"). They never managed to have sex comfortably, and broke up partly for that reason.

>>33219882
How was his dick wider than it was long?

>>33219139
>Would you rather live in an appartment in a walkable city or a single family home in a suburb?
M. Depends on if it's a nice apartment or not, but probably the former.

>>33219882
could you handle 6.5"x7"?

>>33219882
Once I pulled down my britches to put my penis in a woman's mouth and she immediately told her Alexa to play this song while she fellated me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYj5Ed_K9-s

>>33219885
>How was his dick wider than it was long?
Circumference, not diameter.

>>>33219779
ah so it's over then :(

>>33219893
No you get zero likes "as a man" because your profile makes it obvious that you think either like a fuck boy or a nice guy incel instead of an actual human being.

>>33219888
>could you handle 6.5"x7"?
I'm a straight man, so I wouldn't want to.

>>33219870
>I was viewing some flats (apartments) with my daughter.
Are you the guy that has sex with his daughter?

>>33219898
NTA, but I am the anon that will have sex with your mother.

>>33219897
how do you even to that point of discussing dick size with a girl you know? kind of gay if you ask me.

>>33219901
NTA but I am a bisexualist, or pansexualist, if you prefer, and often discuss the details of penises, vaginas and other genitalia with my close friends when we walk around our small town's one mall or historic downtown on weekends.

>>33219898
>Are you the guy that has sex with his daughter?
Just because I have a daughter, you assume I'm having sex with her? That's quite a leap.

>>33219905
I will have anal sex with you if you so choose. If you want, I will sodomize your asshole.

>>33219901
>how do you even to that point of discussing dick size with a girl you know?
She's my best friend. We talk about everything.

>>33219879
>I don't remember growing up watching graphic rape in Star Trek
Troi was impregnated without her consent. Also a few cases of "telepathic" rape, where someone has sex with someone else inside their mind.

>>33219909
>She's my best friend. We talk about everything.
There you go, you have just confessed to being a homo sapiens.

>>33219879
>What movies exactly consisted primarily of graphic rape scenes?
Death Wish II.

I NEED A GF NOW!

>>33219876
Milo went to college

>>33219909
gay

>>33219905
>Just because I have a daughter, you assume I'm having sex with her? That's quite a leap
We have a regular that's in an incestuous relationship.

>>33219868
No moid has ever done it for me

>>33219922
I sometimes fantasize about having been adopted by a female-female couple as a teenager and having gotten to join them for threesomes during holiday breaks from boarding school.

>>33219876
>Is she about to go to college?
She's a little older than that. She actually had her own place for a little bit, then moved back in with her mother and family while letting that out; but the family have been driving her nuts and she needs her own space again, and wants to sell the old place and upgrade.

>>33219941
If another man sucked your penis, would you film it on camera and send it to her on video so that she could masturbate to it as she watches?

>>33219912
>you have just confessed to being a homo sapiens.
I've never denied that.

Why does mainstream interior design from 2010 to Present suck ass?

How do girls indicate that they are sexually dominate?

>>33219922
>We have a regular that's in an incestuous relationship.
We don't. Some people just take things autistically literally.

>>33219947
You can practice waking up in dreams by asking yourself at random points during the day "Am I awake?"

>>33219952
Am I awake or do I dream? This is the reason why I spend all day every day thinking about Daicon IV.

>>33219949
I just realized that when parents, older relatives and babysitters gave me a raspberry on my belly button growing up, it was so they could groom me into eventually accepting blowjobs from them.

How do poor and lonely white women even exist? How do you fail on that difficulty setting?

Hello guyse.
How are you doing?

>>33219949
>We don't. Some people just take things autistically literally.
How is there a non literal way to take that? Is she your step-daughter?

>>33219942

>>33219947
I hate when they have OF but don't have any videos of them taking dick.

>>33219931
kek based chad doesnt gaf

>>33219960
A femanon mentions her "Daddy" and everyone assumes she means her actual biological father. She didn't. Chill.

>>33219967
The above anon said daughter

>>33219896
fuck boys do get sex though. Also my profile is literally normal.

>>33219971
>The above anon said daughter
If you mean me, I said I was viewing flats (apartments) with my daughter today. Someone else jumped straight from there to "are you fucking her?"

Women, how big do you want the arms of your hypothetical boyfriend to be?

>>33219978
But how is it non literal? >>33219960

>>33219973
Wannabe fuck boys. You know, serial sexual harassers with contagious forms of autism.

Women you go on a first date with a guy and he wants to go to Denny's Then he says he didn't bring his wallet when he's done his meal (a single orange juice) how do you react

>>33218565 (OP)
What do you think about a guy who barely uses social media?

>>33219988
Ask him if he works for ICE and is there to arrest and deport me, then threaten to call my lawyer.

Women-
Do you honestly think it's a good idea that youare allowed to pick your own boyfriends and not your father?

>>33219994
Yes, women should be allowed to pick who their father is.

>>33219947
They'll tell you

>>33219998
Answer the question, unfunny cunt.

>>33219989
M
Successful men use social media as a proxy dating app, and to brag about their achievements and lifestyle

>>33219992
He puts his glasses on and says, "Oh wait, you're a ni-"

women
Thoughts on streamers like Adin Ross, Sneako, N3on etc?

>>33220014
>Sneako
The cuckold?

1 in 6 men aged 18–25 in the U.S. are NEETs. Your gender and your thoughts on this?

>>33220014
They will one day go to jail for doing the raping.

>>33220014
i kinda like the funny man children
neon acts too loud/black

>>33220024
>neon acts too loud/black
This is very common behaviour among Afro-American homosexualists.

>>33219986
ok. still, my profile is perfectly normal lol

>>33220018
Is he technically a cuckold though? I mean his gf fucked other guys but he's a pedophile who loves Cuties so he wasn't really attracted to her, he just dated her like gay guys do, to hide his real sexuality from people he knows.
>sneako my son, you have adult woman gf, I am so proud

>>33219984
>But how is it non literal?
(NTA) Conversations getting crossed, here. Someone said he was viewing apartments with his daughter today. Someone else claimed that we have a regular poster on ATOGA who is in an incestuous relationship. I replied to the second guy saying "no, we don't, people only got that idea because they're autistic". Meanwhile, you're replying to the first guy.

>>33219957
Because they’re annoying and entitled.

>>33219984
I don't know why he's being evasive.
But she's not actually his daughter, they just have a 24/7 incest roleplay thing going on.

>>33220027
No, it isn't, or you wouldn't need to be asking what you're doing wrong.

>>33219947
That girl 100% isn’t dominant and will let you do gross shit to her. Also her dad probably did gross shit to her.

>>33220040
I will do gross shit to you. I will put my penis in your butt and fill it with semen. If you want me to, that is!

JH has ugly boobs

>>33220044
I’m a guy so that’s incredibly gay.

>>33220048
Ain't no problem with that. Happy Pride Month, Homo Boy!

>>33220019
Women don't give a shit, because they are unempathetic cunts, only get wet over chads and are incapable of having an opinion without their social circle (or the jewish media, which suplements it) having it for them
Since the jewish media likes to pretend, that jewish neo-liberalism works, it doesn't mention it so foids have no opinion either way.

All they are good for is menial tasks and sex.

>>33220052
>"It's all because of MUH SNEAKY JOOs!"
Did it occur to you that you are a mental retard?

>>33220051
That reminds me I need to get some new chains for my truck.

>>33220057
Prove me wrong, homosexualist jew.

>>33220039
that's some binary thinking.

>>33220040
Yeah I know that I just used her pic because shes hot as fuck
>>33220008
No shit, but are there any indications before her telling you?

>>33220038
>they just have a 24/7 incest roleplay thing going on.
Lol, that's some proper 4chan degeneracy

>>33220063
Oh. Then to answer your question the more dominant ones are usually super strait laced in my opinion. Almost all women are submissive. The difference is what they’re willing to do in terms of kinky shit.

>gf has very bad dream about me, tells me first thing in the morning
>now ignoring me for four hours, no reason given
>should be starting her period right now
How fucked am I? Why are women like this?

>>33219814
I'm at home reading mistborn instead of writing my dissertation. I didn't start my laundry, but I did start the dishwasher and started my meal prep.
I'm gonna go to church for the evening class in an hour or so. There's no single women at the class since the two single, college-aged women that I know of are both cradle orthodox. Maybe after class I'll see if some friends want to hang out.

Men-
Aren't you embarrassed to treat women as your equals?
Does it actually feel right for you?

>>33220073
>Aren't you embarrassed to treat women as your equals?
Absolutely not.
>Does it actually feel right for you?
It absolutely does.

>>33220073
No
Yes

>>33219947
M

Trust me, you'll know. They aren't really subtle about it at all once they've set their eyes on dominating you.

>>33220073
Separate but equal is how I always looked at it.

>>33218596
yes it is. I got my ex gf back after a 4 year breakup.

>>33220061
If you ever try to harm people at my synagogue, I'll tackle you to the ground and put my circumcised kosher sausage up your anus. Rape in self-defense, you know?

>>33220074
>>33220075
And you both don't get any pussy either and don't have a gf and aren't married.
Interesting coincidence

>>33220072
>I'm at home reading mistborn instead of writing my dissertation
Are you the Anon who got the trilogy for Christmas? How far along are you?

>>33220084
No on 1, yes on 2 and 3. Better to go through a hoe phase and be a few artsy chicks' layover lay dude than the old ball and chain, you dig?

>>33220073
I'm embarrassed when a woman has a higher position than me, it just feels wrong on a primal level

>>33220084
Sorry, I thought this was for genuine conversation, I didn't realize you're bored and just looking to kill time/energy by arguing.

>>33220073
We are equals though

ngl i dont understand obsession with femcels its like trying to talk to an angry torta that doesnt want you
>be in language class
>teacher refreshes seat plan every month
>looks very pale, can’t tell if her phenotype is middle east white (kurd/turk) or a really fucked european
>hair looks unhealthy and dry but still oiled
>hella back acne
>on discord in class (no attempt to hide it)
>solid 2.5-3.2
>always with an attitude/dismissive as if i want to talk to her and not to just do the exercise/assignment
by the end i gave up but i shouldve trolled her or insulted her somehow
ill get a femcel one day just to traumatize and leave hopefully

Oh fuck. I met a girl on Tinder and we spend time together today and had fun. I told her I like her a lot and she said she likes me too. Happiness is a weird feeling.

>>33220091
Notice how women with higher position talk to you as if you were a little child, when they get mad at you?
That's because naturally, that's the only type of people they are meant to have authority over.

>>33220073
M
Yes
No

>>33220097
Proud of you anon

>>33220073
There's a literal downie that works at my local shop that I still treat as an equal. I have no need to denigrate other people in order to feel better about myself.

>>33220100
Oh... what does it say about men in authority positions when they try to have sex with their subordinates?

>>33220094
Umm no.
>>33220090
okay homo
>>33220092
You genuinely are a faggot and you suck the womens cock and don't get their pussy out of it.

>>33220084
I have a fiancee, incel.

>>33220100
This actually tracks. When the corporate middle management moms come in they always talk to everyone in the same voice I talk to my niece in.

>>33220073
>Aren't you embarrassed to treat women as your equals?
Yes.
>Does it actually feel right for you?
No, women are superior in every important respect.

>>33220014
>N3on
Is he the kid who shittalked Andrew Tate while wearing a spongebob shirt?

>>33220114
Based

>>33220108
That they have sex with their daughters, like anon ITT?

>>33220109
You call me a fudge packer and yet I've still wormed way more chicks than you. Bogus.

>>33220107
Well not treating people, that are not your equal is not denigrating them.
If you talk to a child as if he was a retard is not denirating, it's just accepting that children aren't as smart and adapting accordingly.

It's the same with women.

>>33220108
That women get turned on by men in authority positions and view the ones that are not as subhuman cuckold faggots?
Which further goes to show how unnatural it is.

>>33220111
Do you atleast have a bigger penis than her?

>>33220108
That men are dominant and women are submissive and most of the time they both are into that kind of thing.

>>33220073
No.
Yeah. Why wouldn't it?

Your gender
Thoughts on this post

>>33220073
Yes, because in most cases they are smarter and sexier than me.

>>33220132
Schizo

I got over half a bottle of Kahlua left, the fuck am I gonna mix it with?
my milk is gonna run out at some point...

>>33218596
My friends in uni got back together and eventually married after a like 3-4 month breakup. But I feel like that was more of a "they both tried to date other people and realized that they were the only ones right for each other" kind of thing.

>>33220086
I am! I'm only on The Well of Ascension. I finished the first book in March, then put it on hold and played a few games. Last month, I tried reading Joe Abercrombie's "The Devils" but I couldn't handle the edge or the millennial humor. I'm not even Catholic but I felt offended on their behalf. Before that I was reading The Sparrow and I dropped it about a third of the way through, it just stopped being interesting and the author's clearly dragging to reveal "what happened" until the end. I might go back and skip to the end at some point, because that was my only level of investment. I just finished Clair Obscur Expedition 33- what an amazing game! I love jrpgs though so I'm a little biased.

>>33220132
Yes.

>>33220132
F
Yes, but it will destroy you and that part sucks. Not sustainable.

>>33220132
>tripfag
Opinion immediately discarded.

>>33220132
M
No thoughts

>>33220127
Let me tell you something, bro. If I ever heard you talking shit about how you think women are less than men to my face you'd be getting a swift bruise to the face with a set of brass knuckles. Dickhead.

I am so tired of the outside world. It's all so annoying.
I just want to have a gf and stay woth her in our own world. Live away from everything else.

>>33220148
I mean I agree he’s spergy but you overcompensating like this is also spergy. You’d just look at him like a retard or laugh like everyone else. You aren’t tough.

> you're too smart for a woman
femanons, how do you react if someone said something like this to you?

>>33220148
>Let me tell you something, bro. If I ever heard you talking shit about how you think women are less than men to my face you'd be getting a swift bruise to the face with a set of brass knuckles. Dickhead.

Look, lil bro.
If you said that to me in real life, you'd get bruised by my cock against your cheeks, which you would suck and you'd swallow you fucking faggot.

>>33220155
Assume it wants to get in my pants.

>>33220156
Sorry, dude, I'm not a meat grinder or a butt boy but I hope you enjoyed this month's pride fests in your town. I know you went, I can tell.

>>33220146
2011...
SC2 General...

I can never go back home

>>33220155
>you're stupid, I like that in men

Femanons, I like it when I have a crush on your girls and get all soft eyed when I'm around you. I also kinda like it when your friends tease me about it as well

Do you like it when men do that as well?

>>33220146
Based mod

>>33220160
Tough words from a dude that swallows my cum.

>>33220166
Women are attracted to guys that do retarded shit and annoy them. It’s a very weird dynamic but it makes things easy for me so not complaining.

Do you ever wish you lived between 1975 and 1995? For me, that's my ideal range of when I wish I was between 20-40 years old. A lot of fun and cool shit to do would be harder to find without social media, but sometimes I'll see old Polaroids or movies showing people chilling out and having fun back then and I'll be like "shit, dude, I wish I was there", you know?

>>33220127
I wouldn't talk to a child like that either. Presuming children to be stupid is one of the most obnoxious things parents often do with their kids.
In general I think making these rash judgements of people as though you are the sole arbiter or what is true or valuable or important is poisonous to the soul and only hurts you in the long run

>>33220178
Nah. Full bush, perms, and shoulder pads isn’t particularly attractive imo.

I got new deodorant and I think it smells amazing
I think this is gonna level up my chances with girls

>>33220178
>1975
Eh, maybe
>1995
I was alive and contrary to ahistorical 4chan retards people were already stupid assholes back then

>>33220141
How is the second book holding up so far? I enjoyed the first book but I didn't continue on because I felt like I had already read enough and going on would turn into a drag.

Girls how would you react to your bf wanting you to peg them?

How exactly do you make a move, a romantic or sexual advance, on someone you already have gotten to know platonically for a while?

>>33220193
you ask them out on a date

Women-
What are the chances for me to seduce my coworker, if i'm like a foot taller than her?

>>33219814
Disc golf

>>33220162
Sorry, never played worthless, generic trash.

>>33220170
np

>>33220178
>Do you ever wish you lived between 1975 and 1995?
I did. It honestly wasn't that great.

>>33220202
meant for
>>33220193

>>33220198
this

>>33220198
And then what?

Spent big money on clothes.
Ordered online.
We'll see how this goes.

>>33220146
>tripfag
>Opinion immediately discarded.
Well put

>>33220187
>I was alive and contrary to ahistorical 4chan retards people were already stupid assholes back then
This.

>>33220183
I mean a lot of people have hair like this again, just with wildly different social attitudes plus social media access

>>33218565 (OP)
I hope the op image is AI because that's disgusting

>>33220209
They either accept or decline. If they decline, you accept politely.

>>33220100
>Notice how women with higher position talk to you as if you were a little child, when they get mad at you?
Yes, and it annoys me.

>>33220189
So far it's pretty good. The first book ends on an asspull, so it's working towards explaining the asspull and expanding the magic system, while the setting is dealing with the consequences of the end of the first book.

>>33220178
imagine going to Woodstock 1969 at age 18 instead, seemed like the most ez-mode period

>>33220222
I once got diagnosed with Obesity when a Laotian doctor poked my belly and wrote me down in the clinical notes as "fat even for American man"

>>33220232
lmfao

>>33220210
Post haul

>>33220231
I'm glad you're still enjoying it, I hope the trilogy stays fun all the way through.

>>33220225
But what do I do on the actual date?

>>33220231
It's sad that a gathering like this with no phones will never happen again

>>33220237
Logan Paul?

>>33220237
It's just uniqlo stuff.
a few plain t-shirts and shirts, and a sleeveless
I have no fashion. :^)

>>33220178
For me, it's the early postwar period when the DOD was just throwing shit at the wall to see what stuck.

>>33220257
Solid choices, happy for you bulbous

>>33220073
I never really cared about it. Never even felt right or wrong about it either. Maybe that's where my autism kicked in and made me give 0 fucks about social contexts

>>33220265
Thanks, lol, I'm feeling pretty mixed right now, on one hand, I need new clothes and I think I can pull these off, on the other, I hate spending money.
Number go down makes me anxious.

Is there any actual point in masking?
You'll never truly be happy, and as long as you can function well enough to make money, you shouldn't worry about getting into a relationship, right?
I ask this because I've been extremely horny for years, and I'm at my breaking point. I want sex, but I know I won't be able to obtain it naturally. So in my case, there's nothing wrong with seeing an escort, is there?

For any other men does your hair/beard serve as a measure of how depressed you are currently?

>>33220275
Do what you want, but seeing escorts is something you have to come clean about to any future relationships

>>33220276
Yeah, well, not quite.
I used to always shave when I leave the house, but now I'm like trying to be less neurotic, so I'm rocking the slob neck beard as a way of like building resistance, so I'm less anxious about going outside without really dressing up.

>>33220275
As an autist I've quickly learned, sometimes to my surprise, that people I've dated or hooked up with have been autists or ADHDers themselves, usually a little of both.

>>33220290
>future relationships
Won't have any. I'm unable.
>>33220293
We're not all lucky like you.

>>33220276
More stubble = More thoughts of blowing my brains out in front of a bunch of random people.

>>33220291
Why not just keep it to longer stubble and live your best liminal beard life?

>>33220308
Just stubble or scraggly beard?

>>33220311
I hate the way a beard feels, so I always shave when I find the energy.
maybe once a week, or a week and a half.

>>33220313
The second the stubble starts appearing my mental state begins to go straight out the window off a bridge onto the water's surface like pavement.

>>33220274
Build up your arms a little before rocking the sleevess look. Otherwise it has that lowercase IQ Texan look to it.

White femanons, you should pay reparations to black men by sucking their BBCs. Don't be a racist bitch.

>>33220318
They get stinky when they're grown too far past stubble unless you're really good about skincare

>>33220321
I'm mostly thinking of wearing them layered with a shirts draped over like a jacket.
I wasn't planning on getting them originally, but it's really getting too hot, so I'm trying them out to see how it feels.

>>33220325
Stinky?
I don't think I've had that issue, it just like... it irritates my skin for some reason, makes it feel like it's being pricked.
They're like just mega stubbles at this point since I'm asian and can't grow a "proper beard".

I pooped.

>>33220276
I have trichotillomania (compulsive hair picking) for my beard that acts up when I'm anxious. Usually my therapist could tell how much anxiety I dealt with between sessions based on how thin my beard hair looked assuming I didn't shave it all off

>>33220327
Like with a button down over?
That can look nice, but you really should work on upper body. If you're one of the tubbybuddies in thread, that can help not only boost your strength, but your own self esteem, your testosterone levels, and will give you a nice builtfat look.

>>33220325
Your toes are stinky! You have stinky wiggly toes!

Lil bro really thought he was cooking with this one.
>>33220341

>I don't want to date a virgin, I'd have to teach him how to fuck me!
How do I avoid this? How do I learn how to have good sex before I actually have it?
Any good video tutorials, or books?

>>33220338
yeah, kind of like this picture that doesn't resemble me at all, lmao
and yeah, I'm working out, my 'ceps are okayish right now, I'd rate it as "well, it's something"

>>33220334
Asian beards are fucking hilarious and adorable in their own way with the ones that are kind of sparse. There's a brand of skinwash by TonyMoly called It's Rice. It goes from powder to a wash when you add a few drops of water, and gently exfoliates. Iirc, it's lower pH than many washes too. I love it, totally recommend it. That, and a good snail mucin moisturizer that's lightweight to help soften the skin. Might help keep it from the itchies, and soften the skin for the follicles to have an easier time

>>33220346
men/women looking for genuine, quality relationships are going to be more excited about teaching you how to have sex than they are worried that you have no experience. You're their blank canvas.

>>33220073
Why would you think i treat them equally?

>>33220356
This. They're thinking about you and how great you are, how exciting it is to be intimate with you at all. Not your lack of experience.

>>33220347
Dude, if you're Asian you should have played up the trad or even meme patterns that end up looking cringe on phenotypical Westerners. Apari had some of the Hayoris that looked really nice.

>>33220369
I'll get creative when I lose more weight.

>>33220276
I had a beard for years to compensate for being fat and not having a jawline, I shaved it off as soon as I got down to normal BMI and I haven't ever let it grow back more than a day or two.

>>33220374
Ok, just don't let that fullstop you from having a little fun with your clothes. You can still get a little boost from wearing things that compliment you, even if it's just a good color or pattern that goes well with your skin tone.

Women what would you do if you caught your bf watching femdom porn?

>>33220381
>I had a beard for years to compensate for being fat and not having a jawline
Kek, even ChatGPT will recommend this if you ask how to hide a bad jawline
good job stopping being fat

Has anyone ever paid a 4chan girl for sex?
How do I do that

>>33220383
It's weird to catch anyone watching porn. Unless they're jerking off, you can't really just assume anything because it could have been part of some meme.

>>33220382
Maybe I'll get a Hawaiian shirt next month in your name, lol.

>>33220391
Those are fun. I like the shibori patterns, so if you did something in my name you would get a nice indigo and white pattern.

>>33220389
If you're going to sink low enough to resort to prostitution don't you think you could do a little better?

The people in this thread are all losers. They're not going out and having sex. That means that there's at least one virgin girl in this thread.
Will you go out with me?

>>33220392
>shibori patterns
>indigo and white
I have no idea what this looks like. :^o

>>33220218
That’s not a good thing

>>33220403
Google, goober.
>>33220400
Maybe they want the BPD experience

>>33220257
>uniqlo
Tell me you’re Korean without telling me you’re Korean

>>33220406
Something like this?

>find openings for a job i want
>all out of state across the country
fuck it, if all goes well i’ll be in idaho next year.
>>33220407
uniqlo is a jp company, but yeah i bet he’s korean.

>>33220411
Idaho’s actually pretty nice. At least around Boise. I miss the state. It’s the stuck up Mormons that suck.

State gender if you give a single fuck.
What are the best games to play while high/drunk/on the verge of destruction?

>>33220415
The Lion King. Fuck those monkeys.

>>33220415
disco elysium is good. night in the woods is good.

>>33220408
Yeah, that's one of the pattern techniques. But having it splashed into just one corner doesn't look as nice as a pattern might.

>>33220416
You mean like the SNES version?
Because that's the only one I ever played.

>>33220419
My world is very disco right now, you should tell her how much you miss her while writing across the walls of the city.

Sorry, you were saying?

>>33220411
>5’8” Korean dude
>Bowl cut
>Baggy jeans
>Wife beater
>Baggy button up with fuck huge sleeves
>Addidas with the plain rubber soles
The JNCO jeans of our day. At least they’re button ups I guess.

>>33220421
I do like the way that looks, very Japanese vibe.
Maybe I'll get one of those next month.

>>33220422
Yeah. Still obnoxiously difficult as an adult with internet guides to cheat.

>>33220401
>The people in this thread are all losers

thinks all are losers for being virgin. Hm, anon that just killed your chances of me being interested. Don’t want to be with someone who thinks I’m a loser for still being a virgin at 27.

Speaking of which, Sea power sounds so fucking disco live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnLJ1s30aAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43lUb9ZSIR0

>>33220427
I dunno, I have seen some speedruns, you know...

>>33220424
Hmm. You got some white tees, why not attempt to make one? It'll give you something to do, you learn a new thing, plus you have something cool go wear that you made yourself

>>33220073
I want to equally suck her titties as equal as she sucks my dick

>>33220432
oh no.
I'm not ready to fuck up these shirts yet. lmao.

I'll just buy a printed one.

>>33220428
I meant loser in the traditional sense
i mean cmon, you are a loser if you're still a virgin past high school. I'm a loser too.
pwease luv me, we can take each others virginities and then we'll be rad
.
we can escape loserdom togeva!!!!!

>>33220401
The people in this thread yearn to be free.
They are a sorry bunch, bound by their lack of empathy and lack of receiving empathy.

You should kill all of them.

>>33220430
Seeing and doing are not the same thing. You can probably beat it these days but even with written fucking instructions you’re going to come close to rage quitting three or four times.

>>33220073
I would love if we didn't have to, but mistakes were made last century and now if we try to fix them it will likely end with violence and destruction.

>>33220438
Yeah you should try. Come to my house first. Loudly announce your intent at the front door because the audio on my ring doorbell sucks.

>>33220430
They have some great tracks

M or F
Favorite sport?

me n who

>>33220446
>Loudly announce your intent at the front door
I am not pure Electrochemistry, no matter how often I try to be.
I am more like it's little cousin. Cute, but..

>>33220442
Have you played Aladdin on the SNES?
I did back in the 90s, it was such a great game... but man, so unforgiving.
I imagine the Lion King being similar, right?

a guy at work saw me leaving after i changed into my day clothes, and he said "huh" and i was like are you okay and he said "i didn't imagine you dressing like that," and then he like went to his car without saying anything else.

what in the motherfuck is that supposed to mean? men?

>>33220450
M
pipe dreaming

>>33220450
M
I like swimming but I’m not on a team anymore. I like watching baseball, but I don’t play it.

>>33220450
M
For watching: world cup and european cup of football.
For playing myself: Rocket League

>>33220456
To be fair, nobody else imagined you dressing like that either.

>>33220450
Doing a bunch of blow with my 4/10 neighbor, fucking her brains out in the living room, and trying to finish before her kids wake up.

>>33220456
Well what do you wear at work vs day clothes?

>>33220456
Idk. I felt the same way when I saw a coworker outside of work. We wear polo shirts and trousers as a part of our uniform. And I thought, "Holy shit legs" when I saw her in shorts for the first time

>>33220456
>what in the motherfuck is that supposed to mean?
What were you wearing?

>>33220453
It’s infamously difficult to the point that as you struggle as an adult with limitless resources to pour into this stupid game the absurdity of the idea they marketed this shit towards children is insanely hilarious. I remember playing it as a kid. Nobody made it past the monkeys. Which is level 2.

>>33220450
I have never seen a girl that looks like that

Great news, I’m gaining weight. Ten more pounds to go.
>Inb4 I shit 5 pounds lol

>>33220472
They’re everywhere I Florida.

Women, do you like wearing jean shorts?

>>33220473
Man or women? It very much matters.

>>33220475
They like anything that shows off their best features which in that case is probably her ass. Rack looks decent too though.

I lost my earring in the shower.

>>33220481
It was probably cheap anyway

>>33220482
it was. but that's not the point.
why do women cause me such suffering?

>>33220468
Is it that difficult? Not them, but I remember playing the game as a little and now I feel like I'm going to have to watch a youtube playthrough. I recall the birds on the first level. There was a forest area where the branches were gay iirc

Why does being drunk feel so great?

>>33220481
Such is the price of carelessness. Even the meekest error demands its toll.

>>33220473
Congratulations! (Your gender doesn't matter.)

>>33220436
ok let’s do it :3

>>33220475
I do NOT care how much it shows, if it hides the belly button, it is bad.

>>33220488
now I have to get a new one...
state gender
thoughts?

>>33220487
Because you're avoiding things that you're supposed to be processing and figuring out how to fix. That's the part that feels great.
Drinking alcohol sucks. It tastes pretty terrible, makes me piss constantly, AND I feel like hot garbage a mere hour and change in

Women, I have hollow cheeks. I hate them. Should I kill myself?

>>33220481
Think of it as a shiny donation to the sewer rats.

>>33220494
Based Alcohol Realist

>>33220493
What kind will you get? What kind was the one you lost?
>>33220494
I like the taste but I wish I could avoid the being drunk and wanting to pee and vomit part.

There seems to be a loose correlation between men who like anorexic women, men who like feet, and men who think the age of consent should be 14 or lower.

Men, I've bought ice cream. I'm gonna lick it. With my tongue. Are you horny yet?

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33220500
Depends. What kind of ice cream did you buy?

I hate women so much.

>>33220485
Ridiculously. World record speed runs only like 13 minutes or some shit but that’s knowing every single hack, safe spot, pattern, and what to do. There’s like no instruction on what to do so you have no idea how to actually play the fucking thing, certain parts require obnoxious patterns and waiting for specific things to happen that you flat out won’t know unless you cheat, and then when you realize it’s target audience were 8 year olds you’re going to fall over laughing. It may be legitimately unbeatable without a guide.

>>33220465
at work i wear the uniform which is basically shorts and a t shirt? i changed into shorts and a sweetheart top which is really just a t shirt with some ruffles and stuff. picrel is close. like it was nothing weird?

>>33220500
Only if it's vanilla or strawberry

>>33220494
>Because you're avoiding things that you're supposed to be processing and figuring out how to fix.
No, does not sound like me.

>It tastes pretty terrible
Get better drinks then.
Your fault.

>makes me piss constantly
To a degree, but not excessively.

>>33220498
*nta

>>33220500
whut flavour?

>>33220494
I’m a bartender. Some people can hack it. Some can’t.

>>33220500
only if its haagen dasz or another brand without carageenan in it

>>33220475
yes but not the denimwedgie5000. i wear normal denim shorts. not freaky denim shorts.

>>33220502
>>33220506
>>33220508
vanilla

>>33220456
>>33220505
male hands
faggot

>>33220505
He was definitely horny

>>33220505
NTA but maybe he was trying to compliment you awkwardly?

>>33220512
Based, best flavor.

>>33220500
Eh. Are you jamming the entire cone into your throat until you gag and your eyes water? Is the vanilla leaking out of your mouth onto your pushed up tits? Takes a lot for me these days ngl.

>>33220512
nice

>>33220512
nice hmm maybe i’ll buy some ice cream too

>>33220475
Apple bottom jeans (shorts), butt goes brrrrr

>>33220498
>What kind will you get? What kind was the one you lost?
like picrel but it also had a small chain.
Idk. Probably just the same.

>>33220526
Those are cool.

>>33220473
>I’m gaining weight
why the fuck would you do this you utter retard
skinny is what you want.

>>33220464
It's complicated.

>>33220494
>makes me piss constantly
Please tell me you're a girl

>>33220516
it didn't feel like it but idk maybe my sense for that stuff is off. like he seemed genuinely surprised. which is really what bothers me. i don't know what would make him, like, confused about it, even if he was trying to pivot into an awkard compliment?

>>33220532
What is your relationship like otherwise?

>>33220528
it's gone! such a tragedy. It's not been a good day...

>>33220456
He thinks your cute and it caught him off guard. I have done the exact same thing when co workers come in on days off in their normal clothes.

>>33220493
M
Sucks, are you M or F. This will influence the type of earring I recommend

Why do women see affectionate and romantic men as a red flag?

>>33220505
I think he thought it was cute. Maybe you seem kinda stressed at work and he didn't expect the cute vibe

>>33220534
friendly but distant? when we only really talk when we rotate positions, one of us will say hi or make a joke and then we swap and leave.

>>33220540
M.
I have long hair, if that matters for the rec.

Post gender
Could a potential partner be "too close" to their family for you? If so, what would "too close" be for you?

>>33220529
I’m severely underweight. When I gain ten more pounds I’ll still be borderline for my height, I think.

>>33220541
Because they want to be slapped around, choked, hair pulled, spit on, and fucked like a porn star and golden retrievers don’t do that.

>>33220544
I see. I'm inclined to think it was an awkward compliment then.

>>33220541
It gives them the ick.

>>33220460
nta
Holy shit that was a nice shot, seeing it get blocked hurt. What rank are you?

>>33220538
>>33220543
would seeing a coworker in an outfit you think is cute make you so off guard you'd say "i didn't imagine you dressing like that" as a question and then like, basically run away? that doesn't seem like a guy thing to do

>>33220548
women problems

>>33220553
he sounds awkward

>>33220552
Not me in the webm, but I am around plat 2.

>>33220547
M
If we're married and she still ask for her parents approval for shit, that would be too close to me.
Basically if instead of seeking advice from her parents her life choices revolve around her parents

>>33220541
Inadequate men often try to compensate for their glaring shortcomings with performative gestures and then get deeply butthurt when it does not work.

>>33220553
Trying to imagine something similar for a girl. Imagine a really stern, serious nerd guy, then you see him change into a salmon shirt and style his hair like he's about to go to a club

It's about that time femanons start getting ready for their dates

>>33220553
Your personality didn’t match your style in his mind. Dont think too much about it. Also most people look hotter in civvies than their work clothes.

>>33220555
that's the thing, he seems really easygoing and confident most of the time

Girls, how do we fix awkward men?

>>33220565
Abuse them until they figure out how your brains function.

>>33220564
he spilled his spaghetti. the power of women’s clothing

>>33220553
Yeah, it would honestly. Going from "work mode" to normal human mode would be a bit of mental whiplash to me. I don't think he was intending to call you beautiful, he just got used to seeing you in uniform he forgot to see you as a woman (maybe not this sappily, but you get the point)

I haven't held a job down yet. So I'm really just talking out my bum. Unless internships count.

What do women expect of men capital wise? Like I live in a studio apartment and have never had a guest over because I am fearful that people will hate my studio apartment. I am 31 also which seems bad to still be living in a studio apartment. I keep it clean though. As a guy, I just feel super embarrassed because I feel that a woman would never enjoy being over here just to hang out or whatever. Especially at my age. I am not broke and I sustain myself and have a car etc. I worry about the size of my bed too. Its a full size which I think is a step below queen sized? Is a bed of that size too small? I guess I just don't know what women would tolerate as far as apartment size and things to have. I have had a friend tell me that he regularly would date women and invite them over for Chinese food and have sex with them on a air mattress. Do people really get away with stuff like that?

>>33220559
It's kinda fucked up but Tate is right about women, you can't show weakness to them because they'll assume you're a loser or worse, a predator

>>33220570
I only have a one bedroom and I do fine. Mines on the beach though so kind of a different story.

>>33220571
Just don’t care about them and be funny and they’ll fuck you. It’s not complicated.

>>33220570
>Do people really get away with stuff like that?
Something I've learned from selling things and from 4chan is, you can't know who is out there. Think about that femanon who wanted her face cut by a muslim as a fetish thing. If you act without shame or hesitation, there's all sorts of shit out there.

>>33220553
Yes, I literally just told you I have done that

>>33220576
Did you like him?

men what are attractive facial features you consider in a woman?

>>33220579
I don't look at women's faces.

men do you have stories of regret fumbling a nice girl? or do you not gaf

How do I, a babyfaced Asian American guy, find a racist white girl who would date or fuck me?

>>33220579
picrel

men do you like women with long hair or short hair?

>>33220579
I like a prominent nose but not too wide, that’s the most important part to me

>>33220579
I don't know.

>>33220579
Symmetry and neatness but something a lot of girls miss is having a particular feature that stands out. Sydney Sweeney is pretty but her face really doesn’t stand out because they’re pretty bland rounded features and her body does a lot of weight pulling. Angelina Jolie really wasn’t that special except for those insane DSLs.

>>33220579
Honestly?

Sharp features.

Germanic but softened.

Like, unassuming goth librarian vibes.

>>33220579
Most important: blue eyes, pointy noise
Bonus: nice jaw

>>33220586
post pics of type of nose

>>33220582
I don't really have a lot of opportunity to talk to women outside of /atoga/.

>>33220582
Like a dozen when I was younger but as you age you realize people are people and we’re all kind of shit sometimes and not special.

>>33220590
post pics

men what type of body type you like on women?

>>33220599
20-30 bmi
big boobs.
that's it.

>>33220582
Yes, a few.

men tell me important things I should know of how men think: (could be about anything; relationships,romance,morals,) I want to know more about how you men view the world or perceive things

>>33220579
A cute smile slays me.

>>33220582
Not much of a story behind it, just took too long and she met someone else.

Women would you date a guy that's kinda boring :\

>>33220599
she needs to have cute feet

>>33220599
See pic

>>33220594
This works for me

Make a new thread
I don't want to see OP anymore
Absolutely disgusting

>>33220609
Tattoo ruins that pure sex of a body

>>33220609
Is it your mom?

>>33220599

>>33220599
this

men do you pee standing or sitting?

>>33220545
>>33220538
nvm, I found the earring. But I'd still take a recommendation.

>>33220615
Fuck man, I wish.

>>33220618
Jessica Biel held up so well over the years. Good for her.

>>33220605
bump

Anyone watching the Stanley cup tonight?

>>33220620
Normally standing. If I’m tired or taking a shit obviously sitting. Also a good idea if you’re a guest in someone’s house so you don’t leave droplets to clean up later.

>>33220627
Why would anyone do that?

>>33220599
Relatively petite, small / flat boobs, and a sizeable rear end are my ideal. Height doesn't matter all that much as long as it's not extremely shorter / taller than me.

>>33220594
>>33220610
Any nose but wide and flat asian ones.

men tell us secrets you want women to know

>>33220620
I have 2 urethras so when I do stand at home I have to lean over so both pee streams enter the bowl

>>33220632
>>33220620
>>33220599
Stop pretending there are women here.

>>33220627
Yes, I wanna see Canada lose.

>>33220620
both

>>33220578
M
Her*
but yeah, thought she was cute at work but she was REALLY cute outside of it

>>33220620
Sitting. Doing it while standing is inevitably unsanitary, pee will splash everywhere even if you can't see it.

>>33220635
i’m a woman idgaf if you believe or not also not showing my tits

>>33220630
>that picture
JH isn't going to fuck you bro

>>33220620
standing.
>>33220605
can't really think of anything. If you do something nice for a man, he will assume that you did that because you wanted to, and he won't feel "indebted" to you. Unless you ask for something, it could be as simple as getting you a glass of water, he probably won't do it. This isn't because he is evil or unappreciative, as men most just do things for themselves and they assume that everyone else thinks the same way.

>>33220642
Epic name drop there, anon.

>>33220640
You are the only woman in /atoga/.

>>33220605
Granted, people don't write books about this sort of person but it would probably help to understand the male gender: The average man's life is just a cope for how far short he fell of the life he wanted to lead when he was a 12/13 year old unbroken boy. When you see a man sitting in public, looking off, he's stewing about some bullshit about his current circumstances, or about life itself.

Okay I spoke a bit about average men, as for non-average men, maybe read the book King Warrior Magician Lover to see what sorts of things occur in the soul of the rare flourishing man. I think something important to realize is that there is something in men that makes them wish for a cause greater than themselves to fight for, it's why men seem to have a "pet" empire they like most, or there are a lot of movies where a man dies for some principle. At least for a man influenced by western ideals, there is a desire for some kind of universal justness, a rightness with the universe, that is worth upholding even at cost to you. Even a minimum wagecuck is keenly aware of his own exploitation and feels offended by the violation to that universal justice he desires.

>>33220631
>Any nose but wide and flat asian ones.
sad, but true.

i'm distracted by the iran-israel thing. i wish things returned to normal (humdrum ethnic cleansing) so i could focus on other stuff right now.

>>33220636
I'm just a Brad Marchand fan. I want to see him get another cup

>>33220495
can I get an answer on this?

>>33220627
not a sportsfag, no. death to all sportsfags.

>>33220646
>Trip user giving me shit over saying a name
Your therapist hates you

>>33220649
Some asians do have prominent noses, which I think is really hot, but I sadly cannot stand the flat wide ones.

>>33220627
No I’m watching the UFC card. My man Buckley is gonna knock Marty from Nebraska the fuck out.
>>33220631
I like them. It’s all about fit.

>>33220656
>Some asians do have prominent noses
It's called a nose job
Believe it or not, plastic surgery is very common for them.

>>33220654
Found the fatty

>>33220620
Standing at home. Sitting elsewhere.

>>33220605
You might be scared of men, and men are too, but in a more Fight rather than Flight way. We understand our own nature and how bestial men can fall to, which is why men tend to have more harsh positions on everything from immigration to crime to war. We draw a line clean between Us, "the good men, the known men" and Them, "the unknown, and likely bad men"

Am I the only one that likes all types of women the same way I like all types of food?

>>33220598
https://youtu.be/92T_beFUWco?si=tujZ408Y0nZGzs26

She's gotta look how this sounds.

Men would you fuck all the plus sized park hoppers for 10 grand.

Made a girl cum from tickling her once. Girls is that normal or am I just really good looking?

men how many of you here are avoidant?

>>33220632
If a guy falls out of you during sex, greedily put him back in. Men want this but won't ask for it

>>33220670
Nope. If anything I’m overly aggressive.

>>33220672
how can a man fall out of sex?

>>33220660
That's not what I mean.
>>33220658
Fair.

>>33220507
It's the foundational base of the alcohol taste itself. I use wine to cook with, but otherwise it's just sort of meh or outright yuck. That and having alcoholism running in my family set a great example of things to not become.

>>33220670
Me

death to israel, death to america (not to get political)

men is it true you only see women as objects and nothing else?

>>33220670
I am. I hate myself.

>>33220632
My 9th grade English teacher gave me a D in her class so I fucked her fat daughter out of spite.

>>33220531
I mean, it's a bladder irritant similar to caffeine. Men have bladders as well. But yep, girl

>>33220674
Like his dick accidentally comes out of you during sex.

>>33220662
found the homosexual negrophile. sports fans are the fattest people around. it doesn't take much athleticism to sit in your ass eating junk food.

>>33220670
I am, very.

>>33220669
Was she a virgin? in my first relationship i was extremely ticklish, any type of touch i felt 10x stronger, juts bc no on e had touched me before. I didnt cum from it, but it was felt weirdly good.

It passed after a while sadly.

>>33220545
Fucking took me forever to find it but consider an earring like this on one ear and a dangly one on the other
https://oreylo.com/
https://oreylo.com/products/chain-link

>>33220684
No I see them as people I just don’t need them for anything outside of sex and find most of them to be more trouble than they’re worth as friends. I deal with a lot of drunk people though and had a pretty bad childhood so that may just be trauma bubbling up.

>>33220684
I don't but women make it very hard not to.

>>33220684
No, of course not.

>>33220696
Ew

>>33220690
Why the hate? Did the jocks bully you in school?

men do you get babyfever? look at cute babies and think “omg i want a baby”

>>33220693
Didn’t end up fucking her after she blew me but her technique makes me doubt it.

I hate these people so fucking much I’m going to lose it if one more person asks me if I have a boyfriend or says some stupid shit one more time I’m going slit my throat in front of everyone and make them watch me bleed out

>>33220701
Not really.

>>33220597
>but as you age you realize people are people and we’re all kind of shit sometimes and not special.
Pretty much why I stopped having crushes.

>>33220700
you deserve death

>>33220597
don’t you find that cynical type of mentality?

>>33220701
I'm a women and I don't get this. Human babies are ugly.

I've realized that being an average looking girl of a healthy weight, most men would like to fuck me. This has given me an unexpected amount of confidence and i'm now able to talk and hold conversations with men without trouble. Life is easier now

>>33220701
I like playing with babies and think they’re adorable but after like 20 minutes I’m good. Seems like a lot of work. I’ve hooked up with a lot of single moms too and at no point have I ever felt the desire to go build a sandcastle at the beach over the desire to take a nap and watch tv.

>>33220704
do you have a boyfriend
do you have a boyfriend
do you have a boyfriend
do you have a boyfriend

>>33220694
lmfaooo I thought you were gone.
That looks cool. I might get something like that. The snake one looks nice too.
Ty for taking the time, anon.

>>33220704
You're cute.

>>33220710
So yes. I bet you were fun to hit with a dodgeball

>>33220715
Bye I hope you’re happy with what you’ve forced me to do
>>33220718
No that’s the whole reason I don’t

>>33220704
can I be your bf? This way we can now have a good answer for those situations.

>>33220713
Good for you. Don't get pumped and dumped though

Is it bad to playfully flirt with men i'm never seeing again? It's harmless and fun for both in the moment, so it should be fine right?

>>33220670
There's...

There's other ways to be?

>>33220722
omg bitch stop being so dramatic JESUS

>>33220701
When I see a woman playing/taking care of a child I think about what it would be like to have children with her.

>>33220605
You would be shocked what a man you think would have options would put up with just because finding a new girl is a lot of work

>>33220719
go idolize your negros, bozo

>>33220726
I enjoy the confidence boost.

>>33220725
have you been pumped and dumped anon?

>>33220730
:c

>>33220712
>I'm a women and I don't get this. Human babies are ugly.
funny how that works

>>33220709
Yeah that shit was gone for me by like 22 for the most part. People put their new girl/boy on a pedestal and then get super disappointed and aggro when they fuck up or annoy them six months later and the oxytocin wears off. We’re all kind of shitty some times. Human behavior is not a flat line. Your morals and integrity are not stationary nor should they be. Loyalty is only as strong as your discipline is. 99% of us would probably cheat under the right circumstances. It is what it is. The laundry not getting done ain’t worth fighting over and if you want it done you can do it yourself. If they ain’t pulling their weight cut bait. Don't expect to get your money back.

>>33220733
Not technically since I'm a guy, but I've been led on before.

>>33220701
Never have, not even a little.

>>33220722
>No that’s the whole reason I don’t
Obviously I don't know what you look like, but your writing style is cute.

>>33220736
Nothing against them. Just don't see the appeal

Men, a woman has looked at you like this before, right?

>>33220743
no. i'm ugly

>>33220670
attachment styles are astrology

>>33220670
fearful avoidant
love being in a room where people are having a good time, hate people realizing I am there and exist. love 1 on 1 conversations

>>33220711
More pragmatic. I don’t hate people but I’m happy by myself. Women carry a lot of drama and are super emotional. I have healthy female relationships imo. People just have unrealistic expectations of other people. Forgiveness is easier than starting over looking for new friends. I got about 5 I’m 100% friends for life with and that’s really all I need. In terms of daily companionship and sex I work with some alright people, deal with the public, and I am surrounded by drunk and horny tourists year round so not really missing out there either.

Femanons, would you date a bisexual man?

>>33220704
Gee, I wonder why someone would ask that?

>>33220743
No, I don't think so.

>>33220748
>love 1 on 1 conversations
nta
same but I hate what I have to do to get into those conversations. Like, approaching people...

State gender
After 26 years of living I (M) have just realized I have been wearing pants wrong my whole life.
I've been wearing my pants too low this entire time when they are supposed to sit roughly 2 finger lengths below the belly button, while I have been wearing them just above the hip bone.
Men, Thoughts?
Women, could you still love an idiot like me?

>>33220743
Yeah a bunch.

>>33219714
Moar starcraft please
Needs to be finished

>>33220743
No. But I would kill for that

>>33219757
>>33219764
Hot

>>33220743
Yeah, it feeds the ego nicely

>>33220761
What did I miss?

>>33220759
That's the neat part.

>>33220743
Every white girl from Michigan that comes down here for the weekend and fantasizes about starting a new life.

>>33220765
>white girl
I thought the IDF was supposed to be focused on other things right now?

>>33220676
>I use wine to cook with
I do too.
And I cook it until there is absolutely nothing left of the bitter alcohol taste.

Anyway, hope you're doing good and staying strong.

bought salad dressing for some daft reason. i don't even eat salad

okay tell me if a was stupid here:

Me and my bf were cleaning windows in the second floor. We both stepped out on the roof outside to clean the outside of the windows. When i was done with my side i jumped in and closed the window behind me so he was locked out. He came over i laughed at him, my friend passed and i showed her. Then i opened. it lasted around 20 seconds. Afterwards he was angry and told me to behave myself. he continued being angry while we were cleaning.

Was i a huge dumbass? He was in a good mood before, i wouldnt have done it had he been tired and moody. I feel he was overreacting a lot.

>>33220755
2 finger lengths goes past my hip bones, so I'm just trying to figure out if you have baby fingers, or if I'm simply stupid.

>>33220743
I've been told some people had crushes on me, but I've never seen anything like that.
I need this so badly. I'm tired of being alone.

>>33220769
I’m white.

>>33219714
>>33220758
I miss the sc1 aesthetic and story. They shit the bed so hard after brood war.

>>33220605
What do you want to know?

>>33220773
>i jumped in and closed the window behind me so he was locked out. He came over i laughed at him, my friend passed and i showed her.
This is what a 11 year old boy would think is funny.

>>33220774
Dress pants he’s correct the grandpa style of wearing shit up to your navel is the “official” way to wear them but jeans and shorts just rock on your waist.

>>33220779
anything.

>>33220773
>okay tell me if a was stupid here:
Stopped reading there.
Yeah you were.
Listen to more Blink 182 and NKOTB

>>33220776
Then why the fuck did you specify white if you're white?
No fuck guy says I love white women, they just say I love women
If he loves black women he says I love black women

>>33220782
cöck goes in boipucci

>>33220769
Black men live in your head rent free lol

>>33220764
Check out all the chicks signing his petition. https://www.change.org/p/prevent-the-death-penalty-for-wade-wilson/feed

>>33220771
You can use it as a marinate for meat.

>>33220785
Because Latinas fantasize about other countries and Asians are just happy I’m white.

>>33220771
punishment for being british

>>33220763
Maybe he was overreacting but you were still in the wrong. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

>>33220764
>>33220789
>Girl wrote him a poem
Poem for Wade
You wear a mask of tattoos as your disguise,

But I see the pain and sadness in your eyes.
It’s clear by your beauty that God wanted you to have a beautiful life,

Filled with joy and the love of a devoted wife.
But after a life of abuse, a damaged boy remains,

A boy who is shackled in sorrow and chains.
You had a life of torture and didn’t get the the chance to find a way,

To fight the demons you face night and day.
As the verdict looms, the world spreads hate,

But let us pause for a moment and contemplate.
Because behind the bravado, the world should see,

A frightened boy who deserves our sympathy.
In your gaze, there's a desperate plea,

For a little understanding and empathy.
The world sees a villain who should never be free,

But they don’t know your full story.
If they looked in your eyes, they’d see the regret and pain,

And recognize that, in your heart, beauty still remains.

i feel guilty and dirty after sex. every time! me and my bf have very normal sex, nothing crazy. I have no religious upbringing or history w SA. ive had one bf before. what is this

>>33220782
What are your current ideas about men? What do you think an average 25 year old man gets up to in a week?

>>33220799
Do dirtier shit and you’ll feel less dirty during the normal shit.

>>33220799
You didn't feel bad after sex with your first bf?

>>33220787
black men live rent free everywhere (on account of their being subsidized by white people)

>>33220799
He is not the one

>>33220790
i'm a vegetarian. i was thinking of putting it on rice. i don't know what came over me.

>>33220797
>but you were still in the wrong
I'm NTA. Just curious because it was deleted?

>>33220773
Depends entirely on context.

You were doing what all women should do: shit yesterday.

How will this man react to a child being childish? Oh, he loses his temper? He can't roll with it? Turn it into a lesson and a game?

Ditch him.

Bad fathers are worse than absent ones.

>>33220811
>shit yesterday
Lmao.

Shit-test

Autocorrect got me.

>>33220811
That’s some extreme reaction to someone getting irritated over a prank. Chill the fuck out.

>>33220743
M. I was going to say "haha nope" but then I remember that time studying abroad.
Boys, if you need advice. Leave the godforsaken US, at least for a little while. Nearly every other place on earth, you can get that look. We're just accelerating faster towards the end of the human race. Everywhere else is a little further behind us.

>>33220810
Sorry, I meant to reply to >>33220773.

The image that was deleted was just porn.

fuck i want a watermelon so bad. grocery store's closing in 15 minutes. absolute torment.

>>33220723
Fine
>>33220728
Go kill yourself too
>>33220752
Because they want to make fun of me. They want to lord it over me. They feel better about themselves when I’m down

I feel like shit. Why am I so boring?
I fucking hate being alone.
But I know I'm not good enough to be with someone.

>>33220809
Or veggies. What flavor?

>>33220811
It's just ego and impatience.

>>33220820
Lol you're such a bitch

>>33220803
no not really
>>33220806
.. is that a thing?

>>33220820
>Fine
I'm not sad anymore. :)
What should we do now, gf?

I really hate effortposting and then realizing I was responding to bait

>>33220475
Unironically asking for it

>>33220824
Yes I am and you’re faggot

>>33220827
How are you not able to recognize bait and attentionwhoring from the start?

>>33220687
hnnggg... *spurts*
t-thanks for the confirmation, anon

Men
European or Latin American women?
Why?

>>33220831
Not them, but it's not obvious every time

>>33220701
I HATE children.

>>33220829
what about ironically asking for it

>>33220833
Latinas. They fuck like demons and they’re way less annoying and entitled.

>>33220822
bragg's ginger and sesame

>>33220833
European.
>why?
I'm Latin American.

>>33220832
UWUUU IKEEEEEE
I'M PISSSSSSIIIIINNNGGGH

>>33220833
Euro
White > brown

>>33220804
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?

>>33220835
I dislike them overall but I accept they're just retarded until a certain age.

How do I stop getting bullied for not drinking? Should I just pretend to drink? Everytime I say no thank you, I get a sneer or mean response (except from one person, who was very kind about it)

>>33220842
I'm going to bully and steal from elderly black people as revenge

>>33220838
Just sautee up eggplant, zucchini, carrots, and peas, lightly coat with it while warm and put it over rice.

>>33220825
>no not really
Was your first bf more handsome?

>>33220620
I sit

>>33220838
Use it as a sauce for a stir fry.

>>33220831
If there's no motive, it's hard to spot bait. If it's during an argument you can spot bait immediately but bait for no reason is pretty hard to spot

>>33220833
white skin latinas

>>33220844
Just drink bro
Your reasons for not drinking are probably dumb

>>33220844
Have you tried being less gay?

>>33220833
I like latinx women.

>>33220844
Just say you can't because of medications

>>33220854
why tf would you like latinx better than euro women?

>>33220844
Just order a soda and say you’ll get one later. After a couple beers they won’t be paying attention.

>>33220858
>t. Seething chud

Why do women like cheating but they don't want to date cucks?

>>33220858
Goddess bodies and religious/trad

>>33220854
More down to earth.

>>33220840
yknow I like scat/farts/vom more than pee, but pee is still really cute. I only like it when there's obvious relief though. And if the pee is really yellow
Watching females relieve themselves is better than sex

>>33220860
not seething but euro women i have met are ethereal looking. latinx look so average in comparison. Just want to know why

>>33220844
Hang around people who aren't pieces of shit

>>33220846
>>33220849
thanks for the suggestions.

>>33220847
no, i am way more attracted to my current bf

>>33220861
I think they're turned on by possessiveness

>>33220865
I hate yellow piss. Fukken japs I swear. Why can't they just draw it clear dammit

>>33220825
>.. is that a thing?
You're feeling it now, aren't you?

>>33220833
I've never met a Latin American woman.

>>33220862
They age pretty poorly.

>>33220872
only ypipo are hydrated, prease understand

>>33220862
you prefer brownies?

>>33220827
Sometimes I like to effortpost to bait. Just for sport, you know? Keeps the mind sharp.

>>33220870
Do you have any insecurities relevant to this?

Is it wise to just give up on looking for someone? Should I just rely on luck to make it happen?

just drank a 32 oz jar of pineapple juice in under a minute. would there be hazards associated with my doing this multiple times a day? it's just so good.

Women. How do I cure my depression?

>>33220858
>Treat men well
>Speak two languages which makes them more employable, comes in handy on vacation, and is hot as fuck in bed
>Definitely had poor parents so don’t expect a million dollar McMansion on a very average salary
>Wont act entitled and police up your language for calling your friend gay or some shit
>Better asses for doggy
>Ride dick like it’s Seabiscuit
>I like tacos and burritos
Pretty easy choice honestly.

>>33220872
cuz that aint hot. pee is supposed to be yellow, bubbly and stinky, idiot.

>>33220880
Are you in your 20s?

>>33220877
No, but I'm just saying those are pretty appealing to any man

>>33220854
They smell like cumin

>>33220865
Ew.
>>33220872
Ok, no. You throw up that NTA. I shant be associated with the peepee enthusiasts

>>33220862
>Goddess bodies

just remember if she has wide hips she more likely has loose vagina

>>33220886
30s

>>33220890
My body is tea but my pussy is wack. What a shame

>>33220889
You dont mind peeing on toilets, right? Just pretend all of us anons attracted to your bodily fluids are inanimate piss/shit/vomit vessels. It's our nature to want to be violated with your pent up stink.

>>33220871
That’s probably part of it. There’s also probably some lizard brain monkey shit about them knowing other women want their man and equating it with desirability. Also some of them think it’s hot to get treated like shit and equate it with dominance. There’s a lot that goes into it honestly.

>>33220872
Agreed. Yellow pee sets off the biohazard trigger in my brain, meanwhile clear-ish pee is totally fine in my book. I just want her to be hydrated.

>>33220894
>My body is tea but my pussy is wack
What a wonderful language. I am glad I learned English.

>>33220826
You are very cute
I don’t know. I was going to kill myself but you distracted me

>>33220882
sugar...

Is it weird if the first thing I wanted to watch with a gf would be the Twilight movies?

I have only ever seen memes and I know the Blue Foundation song is great, but..

>>33220890
Can never tell if this is the rectangle body cope, or legit vaginal laxity autists

>>33220858
Latinas cook for their husbands

>>33220884
>Speak two languages

wouldn’t this apply to euro women as well? european people tend to speak more than two languages. Funny that linguistic skills impresses an ameriburger

>>33220882
aside from the ridiculous spike in blood sugar you're gonna get, you should also worry about the acidity of it. sometimes it can burn your tongue if you drink it often enough, I can only imagine what it would do to your insides.

>>33220901
You cured my depression, too. Wow, this really works.
>You are very cute
You deserve forehead kisses

>>33220895
I don't want to imagine it. Quit trying to skibidi at my gyatt.

almost every romantic movie has a guy being at least pretty taller than the woman. Is there even a chance of shorter men than those being the "ideal" for romantic stories in women's minds?

>>33220894
what you mind with your pussy being wack? My previous relationship I couldn't feel anything at all. Is it because of women's vaginas when that happens? or could it be nervousness on my part too?

>>33220878
Just makes me feel like I'm wasting my time giving legitimate posts

>>33220903
eh, theres a lot of much worse options you could have picked from. wanting to watch a romance story with your gf is par for the course

>>33220890
thigh gap =/= hip width

>>33220905
nta but as a brown (sea) its so crazy to me that some people consider a sandwich an adequate meal.

>>33220905
If a woman cooked for me... I can't describe how hard I'd fall for her.
Seeing how much effort those meals had. God, I could cry.

>>33220920
yes it does. Research what is cause for thigh gap. A thigh gap is caused by very wider hips. Which in turn is a wide pelvis great for birthing babies but be prepared for a slippery loose vagina.

Women
How can I, Anonymous, be the ideal person for you in this thread

>>33220918
>Just makes me feel like I'm wasting my time giving legitimate posts
You're already here, its too late to say you feel like you're wasting time. Muscles unused will atrophy.

>>33220928
>be kind and empathetic
>be loving and affectionate
>be LOYAL. You can’t leave me.

>>33220924
It'll make a turd won't it?

>>33220905
Why is it that angloid whites in particular barely value food and cuisine in particular? It's miserable.

>>33220933
its not gonna make a good one

>>33220932
I can do all that except for the last one. I'm only a random stranger on the internet, how is loyalty possible. Loyalty to whom, Anonymous? Everybody's named Anonymous

>tfw no dee gf
https://youtu.be/xm8ln-r6gaI

>>33220882
My buddy crunched the numbers one time and 13 cups of apricot inside 90 minutes would be the required amount of fructose to throw a 130 lbs girl with diabetes out of whack (roughly 1.8-2.0 mmol) via semen consumption roughly 12 hours later and effectively weaponize your penis. Do what you will with this information.

>>33220908
thought this as well

>>33220919
>a romance story
Is it though?
I'd watch it with her so we could both laugh at how stupid it is.

>>33220924
White women don't care about their men

I need a grippy pussy gf

>>33220913
I just wanna be there for you, honey.
*patiently sits in the corner of your bathroom*
*cutely opens lid*

>>33220948
mac n cheese sound pussy?

>>33220908
Oh you mean euro euro. Potentially correct. They’re alright but in my experience western euro women are deeply unserious people and eastern block women are an entirely different animal. Balkan women will do anything for you when they love you and will do anything to you when they hate you.

>spent the weekend touching grass and enjoying life
>lost weight recently, no where near fit but now not ostensibly fat
>a woman showed interest in me unsolicited while out in public
Waiting for the inevitable catch that sends me spiralling back into a depressive episode, this seems too good to be true.

>>33220927
I'm not bothered wasting my time explaining anything to an imbecile sorry

>>33220935
Food is a means to an end. It provides sustenance so I don't starve to death. All else is frivolity. I would be perfectly content if I could just eat pic rel for the rest of my life.

>>33220948
Grippy, huh
Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
She thick in the hips, she a hippie
And she thick in the lips, she gon' lick me
And she sendin' a flick when she hit me
With a kissy emoji, she miss me
When she see me, she say she gon' strip me
She gon' chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's

>>33220941
>tfw no dee gf

To achieve dryness, some women insert chalk, sand, pulverized rock, herbs, paper, or sponges before sex. Douching with caustic liquids such as detergents, antiseptics, alcohol, and bleach is also common.

>>33220960
what

>>33220955
this hyperutilitarianism is exactly what is wrong with the anglo-american

>>33220925
It'd be nice for sure.

>>33220952
>a woman showed interest in me unsolicited while out in public
Damn lucky. I can't think of a single time in my life where this ever happened to me

>>33220955
For me it's the ones with the little umbilical cord port thing on them.

>>33220935
Couldn't tell you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kWgvEKIo4c
>My personality is based on food now

>>33220962
Idk if it's an angloid thing I just hate life basically lol

>>33220911
No I don’t I’m a bitch

>>33220970
>No I don’t I’m a bitch
I will kiss your forehead anyway. I'll hold you still if you resist.

Do "vanilla" women even exist
Hell>>33220969
do vanilla men even exist? It seems like I'm the only one

>>33220969
Oh I understand that, and I think the mindset in our societies that efficiency and utility matter above all else is both contributes to, and instils a sense of depression.

>>33220972
F
I’m vanilla

>>33220965
I think it's happened twice in my lifetime, both times enjoying myself and not looking like I was out to pick up women were the common denominator

>>33220946
Its not even that though, a white guy will willingly make himself a sandwich if he needs to eat and he will consider it an adequate meal. A lot of the time they wont even put veggies on it and it'll literally be two slices of bread with some deli meats on it. Its just whites in general having abysmal standards for food.
>>33220945
>is it though
Don't act dumb
>I'd watch it with her so we could both laugh at how stupid it is
Yeah thats fine

>>33220973
Agreed
I wish we could slow down a bit
Not everything needs to be done in microseconds
The world moves too fast

>>33220974
Where do you go
I don't go anywhere
That's probably my problem

>>33220971
Thank you

>>33220670
Anxious avoidant

>>33220977
It's a deeply ingrained cultural thing and It would take a lot to change it. I'd rather just leave the culture, personally.

>>33220979
It's cold. Warm me up.

>>33220976
sandwiches are satisfying to make and satisfying to eat. they're endlessly versatile. they're just the right size for a snack, and if you need to make a meal of it, you just make another. what's not to like?