Thread 33234249

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33231727

der consoomer

Didn't read OP. Will post whatever I want.

I like looking at people who're funny ugly.
I feel neutral while looking at neutral ugly people.
uncanny ugly people need to be sent to concentration camps.

Femanons, if you were a stay at home loser gf, would you get a job to buy your moid nice things if you liked him enough?

Moids: don't answer

There are zero women in any of these threads.

This OP fucking sucks.

>>33234262
So true bestie

>>33234249 (OP)
I like this OP

>>33234260
that's because funny ugly is pretty but not instagram/pornofied

>>33234262
Let me tuck my dick between my legs and answer your questions for women.
Go ahead, ask away

>>33234261
Hi I'm a moid, can I answer?

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33234249 (OP)
>If what you're posting is not a reply to another anon, it *MUST* be in the form of a question!
Lol
Lmao, even

>>33234255
>I-I need to slave away my life more to buy shit I don't need because people tell me to and then they will like me, I must werk I must consooooom

plap

>>33234271
>namefag
>homestuckfag
Ew

Foids be like:
>Mailman, mailman, do your duty, here comes miss american beauty. She can do the can-can, she can do the splits, but most of all she can kiss-kiss-kiss! K…I…S…S…
While jumping rope. KEK science doesn’t understand why

>>33234271
Only if you have a boyfriend who you love very much

>>33234282
NTA
Interesting that you can tell he's a Homestuckfag by his trip when no pictures were posted. Is there something you'd like to confess too anon?

>>33234261
Yes. I also keep my own bank account and credit card so I can give him surprises sometimes. It makes birthdays more fun! The job isn't much but extra income is extra income.

>>33234255
Also what's fucking annoying about losing my gf and job at the same time is I would have way more money saved up had I stayed single
Oh well, lesson learned

>>33234257
same

>>33234283
Wtf
Do foids really kiss mailman?

>>33234287
>by his trip
Ew, a newfag

>>33234283
is this some working class wishful thinking fantasy?

>>33234294
>Insults me instead of replying
It's okay anon, just admit you're also a Homestuckfag.

Women, are you a man enjoyer?

>>33234301
The victim complex here is insane kek

>>33234268
looking like chudjak isn't pretty

>>33234301
>see, I'm better than you because I CHOOSE to not care, where you UNKNOWINGLY don't care

What a strange superiority complex, lmao

>>33234301
It sort of makes my stomach curdle that this retch gets to fuck. It’s cosmically unfair

>>33234296
No

Why do adults bully other adults for wearing colors (not neutrals) and wearing crocs?
>I’m literally wearing SpongeBob crocs and a strawberry shortcake shirt with a pink and white polka dot skirt

>>33234288
This is so sweet. I want to get a job so I can help him afford a nicer apartment, and some dental work he is currently saving up for (missing a tooth but they need to replace the two around it as well, which adds up). I also wanna get him nice pans and art and just lots of stuff idk. I have never felt this way about a man before. It just feels like he's giving me everything so I really want give him everything in return

>>33234282
Homestuck is fun...

>>33234309
Why?

>>33234311
To add onto this, they think they should wear neutrals and those ugly pointed stilettos 24/7, no creativity or anything.

Foids be like while rhythmically clapping hands:
Miss Susie had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven,
The steamboat went to…

Hello Operator,
Please dial Number 9,
And if you disconnect me,
I’ll kick you from…

Behind the ‘frigerator,
There lay a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat upon it,
And cut her little…

Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Pulling down their…

Flies are in the backyard,
The bees are in the park,
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing
In the dark, dark dark

>>33234316
Because being a hateful gremlin isn’t having any consequences for her.

>>33234308
There are plenty of women who do care
Heteropessimists

I love women!

What are some examples of this?
(Except picrelated)

>>33234320
She isn't a hateful gremlin

>>33234324
Yo mommas big fat booty

ESL anons, did you take formal lessons to learn English? Or did you just absorb it from being online?

>>33234325
Suuuuure.

>>33234324
Cursing
Playgrounds

>>33234327
sorb it from being online

>>33234333
Adults can go to playgrounds if another adult goes with them, and if one of the adults is a girl.

>>33234324
4chan

Girls would you go out with a guy who was so determined to ask you out that he followed you home from work?

>>33234337
It shouldn’t have to be like that. There can be playgrounds for adults with slides, seesaws, swings, etc without having someone accompanying them.

>>33234261
>if
haha…..
I have no useful skills except getting men to like me, so it’s not as easy as that
>>33234301
Sometimes I feel frustrated about it, but not enough to write cringe essays like this
>>33234311
Because they never grew out of the childish habit of laughing at different people
>>33234327
English is my 3rd language and I just learned it from picking up vocab irl and online

>>33234341
That's stalker behavior. I'd call the police.

>>33234311
>strawberry shortcake shirt with a pink and white polka dot skirt
Wife material

>>33234301
Yes, but ironically I have been actively decentering men for the past decade or more. I'm not reading that article because it looks like whiny pop feminism bs. I'll just clarify for any femanons who are interested:

Decentering moids will improve your life drastically but the key work is "decenter", this isn't separatism and it isn't cutting moids out of your life, refusing to interact with moids outright. It's simply fixing the imbalance naturally taught to us from birth - that moids are better, more important, more trustworthy. We know this isn't true. People are people.

So how to apply this to your life in a meaningful way? Go out of your way to interact with media created by women. Not even necessarily ABOUT women. Want to watch a cartoon? Steven Universe. Anime? Fullmetal Alchemist. Fantasy novel? Tamora Pierce. The list goes on - anything media you are interested in, just balance out what the algorithm is feeding you by finding female creators.

How does this help? Well if 50% of your media consumption is now reflective of 50% of the population you are no longer barraged by stereotypes, you aren't looking at yourself/your gender through the lens of people who never experience it.

In your real life, just take note of how much effort and time you put into friendships with women vs men. Do you have female friends at all? If you don't you are probably relying on media stereotypes to inform your ideas on women. Go make some friends.

And yeah you can still fuck and date moids just don't make it your entire personality idiot

>>33234324
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Are we hyped for season 2

>>33234349
NTA
Anyone who doesn't like Panty and Stocking has shit taste.

Is it wrong to use your art hoe to make game assets so you can turn her art autism into Vidya?

>>33234348
>balance out what the algorithm is feeding you by finding female creators
>Steven Universe. Anime? Fullmetal Alchemist
Bruh this is the most mainstream shit tho

>>33234352
Anon...Are you not aware that people hire artists for their game projects all the fucking time?

>>33234249 (OP)
Unrelated but what's the website that meme face is from? A drag and drop facial composite creator of some kind, it was linked on 4chan years before that shitty meme became popular

>>33234349
>>33234350
I'll never forgive you fucks for talking me into watching a few episodes of this shit. Moids will always have terrible taste in shows.

>>33234359
I'm a woman. Your taste is bad and you should feel bad.

>>33234359
Lol did you watch subbed or dubbed?
Ironically it was a woman who suggested the show to me kek

>>33234345
What's wrong with stalking? Women in these threads say stalking is hot.

Especially if the stalker is already married, women in these threads say that's super duper hot.

>>33234359
GET IT ANON? THE JOKE IS SWEARING AND SEX!! NOW LAUGH OR ELSE YOU’RE A PRUDE!!

>>33234348
The article says women shouldn't focus on feminism within relationships as it ruins the fun

>>33234359
I told you you wouldn't like it.

how do i bring up the define the relationship talk as a man? would 6 weeks be too soon, granted we became exclusive (she initiated) at the 1 month mark?

>>33234355
Yeah I'm going to be honest I don't consume content like, ever, so forgive me for giving normie examples lol. Point is, these things exist you just have to look for them instead of watching gooner isekais or disney movies all the time

>>33234365
Hey man if you want to get arrested because you take every post on 4chan seriously, that's up to you.

>>33234371
I do agree with ya

>>33234348
thanks chatGPT

>>33234370
I would assume exclusivity is "official" but having a "what are we" talk never hurts. Best to clarify when there are potential misunderstandings

>>33234369
It reminded me of Powerpuff Girls at first. Then it got gross.

>>33234356
Yeah but I'm not paying her. I just tell her to make me assets chop chop.

>>33234365
JH* the pedophile boy-enjoyer says it's hot, not "women"

>>33234365
Dont lump me in with that.

>>33234367
It relies on raunchy humour a lot sure kek but there's a lot more sovl to the show than that

>>33234355
You consume mainstream shit made by men without complaining, why suddenly start complaining when it's mainstream shit made by women?

>>33234341
“So determined to ask me out” as in, he hasn’t asked me out yet, and wants the first time to be at my home? Or he’s already been told no, but persists? Either way it’s not cool.

>>33234348
I try and do this too. Men effortlessly get handed content from male creators, so why can’t I have a life prioritizing female creators?

>>33234352
Why make it about “using” her when you can simply collaborate to make vidya together?

>>33234365
>he was namefag fishing
Never mind.

>>33234301
You guys missed the point

>>33234368
Typical slutwalk feminism type trash lmao. Feminism is a critique of social structures and activism. Idiot millennials treat it as a religion/belief system, and took "the personal is political" way too seriously.

The modern state of feminism is grim, grim i tell you

>>33234385
This is utterly deranged lol

>>33234324
Joe Abercrombie

but my only exposure to his writing so far is The Devils.

>>33234383
Women make fake and gay shit.

>>33234281
Hey, thats my gimmick. Back off.

>>33234376
i thought the same, but she brought up “what are we” and then we agreed to date exclusively as a sort of stepping stone before making things official

>>33234383
Anon you don't understand, men are special snowflakes while women are a monolith. So men making shitty art isn't a big deal to moids.

>>33234388
Why?

>>33234383
Most of my favourite works are by women kek I just thought it was amusing that she was like "you have to dig deeper beyond the algorithm" then mentioned two shows with the biggest fandoms
>>33234394
Bruh

>>33234385
What a bunch of hand wringing nonsense. We seriously need to start taking the personal out of the political if this is what we've come to. Articles clutching pearls over individual sex lives, shut the fuck up.

>>33234391
You should get a new gimmick, like posting models and calling them "average", or posting average girls and calling them "fat".

>boyfriend breaks up with me
>I'm sad for a few months and then start dating another guy (let's call him Boy B)
>my ex-boyfriend suddenly regains interest in me and asks me back out
>I leave my new boyfriend for my old boyfriend
>we're happy together for six months or so and then he goes cold again and breaks up with me
>I ask Boy B back out
>he's very reluctant but agrees to date me
>a few months later, Boy A, my original boyfriend, asks me back out again
>I agree
>Boy B then completely cuts contact and won't even be friends with me or respond to anything I send him
Guys would you do the same thing how do I get him to talk to me

>>33234385
People avoiding men and women power dynamics in sex are fucking unhinged. Just accept the male being dominant and the woman getting folded in half and happily doing whatever she's told as she's used like a fucking sex toy. It's literally the natural dynamic.

>>33234392
Oh, then make it official, she's probably waiting for you to do that.

>they are yapping about their I must consooom slop again
ugh

>>33234395
They're essentially pushing femceldom/inceldom saying it's better to just avoid people entirely and reinforce your warped views in an online echo chamber (much like here lolol) rather than try to interact and educate yourself
Typical gender wars drivel

>>33234401
Moid hands

>>33234348
>It's simply fixing the imbalance naturally taught to us from birth - that moids are better, more important, more trustworthy.

NAG but who genuinely believes this? Who is taught this? I was raised in a normie Christian household.

>>33234374
no m-dash => less likely to be chatgpt

>>33234401
Moid hands.

Gender, tell atoga things that will never happen between you and the opposite gender and it's upsetting.

M
>tfw she'll never pee on my dick

>>33234401
you really suck at this anon

>>33234404
The "consoomer" meme is just people seething about others having hobbies. You can't change my mind on this.

>>33234401
This has to be blackpill bait, holy fuck lmao

>>33234404
unsubscribe from whinybitchboy's livejournal

>>33234407
>less likely to be chatgpt
pfsh, I have more elaborate ways to detect AI slop than the universally known em dash

>>33234412
Take a deep breath and chill out before responding next time.

>>33234405
And that's a good thing. Natural selection doing it's work. People who're meant to breed will bread.

>>33234402
People caring about other people's sex lives are unhinged

>>33234409
Men wanting this gives me hope that the next guy I end up with won't vom when it inevitably happens.

>>33234407
OP and I wrote that all with my own adderall infused fingers

>>33234409
M
Not really upsetting but just accepted that relationships and friendships aren't for me and I'm better off alone focusing on working on other things where I can't hurt anybody
>>33234417
>Take a deep breath and chill out before responding next time
No, piss off
>>33234418
>it's work
>who're meant to breed will bread
Tfw people with this appalling grammar will breed

>>33234392
just introduce her to someone as your girlfriend and see how she reacts

>>33234412
it‘s an incel trying to demoralize
ignore

>>33234301
I don't understand how either of these things is a problem, I'm straight and I neither like men nor do I particularly want to fuck them. I'm not misandrist or low libido or anything, men as a whole are perfectly neutral to me and my personal experiences have been perfectly forgettable.

>>33234401
time to find boy C

>>33234417
>>33234424
how come this post got (You)s but the other 3 replies saying "moid hands" didn't? it's the exact same post as the other 3.

>>33234405
It's saying that you shouldn't focus on gender politics if you just wanna get fucked
Do you think Chad cares?

>>33234415
I'm the poster of that and would love for you to tell me what says it was written w chatGPT lmao besides high word count on low iq website

>>33234419
Tell that to all the people coping about "manipulating" during romance or including traditional real power in sex.

>>33234430
>tell me how I can prompt better
no

>>33234422
I will bread you and/or breed you if you say one more thing about my gradma.
Let's face it. Your just not fit of the survivalest.

>>33234428
QT is a retard for encouraging the troll and telling them they wrote a good post.

>>33234428
are you sad your weak "moid hands" bar isn't getting you any hand pics to jerk to or something?

>>33234401
Slay queen!

>>33234434
>bread
what kind we talking? rye? wheat? toasted? butter?

>>33234433
So high word count + low iq, got it lmao

>>33234441
I will let you think that, yes

>>33234401
You're a jerk and an asshole, and boy B gave you one chance more than you deserved. Leave him alone. I hope he finds a good girl to be with.

>>33234435
I don't know if it's a troll desu, it's a plausible scenario
I've been suddenly dropped in the past when the girl went running back to her ex, it's not out of the question that someone who'd do it once would do it twice

>>33234444
Anon, I...

>>33234446
>I don't know if it's a troll
Yes.
You.
Do.

>>33234327
I had mandatory English on school from fifth grade. From what I understand, younger generations had it from even earlier.
But yes, also most of it is absorbed from reading books, watching movies, playing games and chatting online in English.

>>33234425
There are plenty of man haters who constantly complain about men and she's saying that focusing on gender dynamics and politics gets in the way of the enjoyment of love
You don't care about that so it doesn't affect you

>>33234440
Pic related.

>>33234290
What have Turks done to Bulgarians, besides being Turkroaches?

>>33234324
/atoga/

>>33234420
NTA
I'm not into piss play but I won't panic
Please don't shit on me though

>>33234456
NTA
Bulgaria was part of the Ottoman empire.

>>33234461
Well they should feel lucky they made it out, right?

>>33234349
What's this about? Never heard of it. Not sure if it matters but M

Women
Am I allowed to compliment your dress? I saw a total stranger wearing an amazing dress and I really wanted to say something but I was worried about looking like a creep

>>33234336
>>33234343
>>33234453
do you think English has improved your life? or do you wish you never learned it?

Going to invite the goth girl to the goth restaurant, hoping to eat her goth pussy.

>>33234468
You should invite her to your goth batcave for goth sex instead, because at the goth restaurant people eat goth pizza, not goth pussy.

>>33234465
You're free to compliment my dress IF you do it and just keep walking, otherwise it feels like you think I owe you something
The creepy part is when you linger, like you're expecting me to repay you for your kindness... it only takes a few seconds for it to become weird
Simply drop a compliment and go about your day, otherwise I quickly doubt your motives

>>33234466
Some days I regret learning any language at all, but overall it's helped my career

>>33234468
>hoping to eat her goth pussy
You'll get her pussy makeup all over your face.

>>33234260
I think these are mixed up. Left looks more funny and middle more neutral to me. And I wouldn't say right looks particularly uncanny.
Also I hate to call someone ugly, but I have to admit none of them are attractive to me.

Women, are you ok with getting complimented by strangers on parts of your makeup? Like really pretty eye shadow or sexy nails?

>>33234450
I genuinely don't lol

I move with the trees and the bees I know that time is elastic and I know when I go all my particles will disband and disperse and I’ll be back in the pulse and I know none of this will matter in the long run but I know a sound is still a sound around no one and while I’m in this body I want somebody to want and I want what I want and I want you to love me you to love me

>>33234470
I think you're onto something, I don't have a goth batcave of my own though.
But I think that she does, and her goth batcave is much closer to the goth restaurant.

>>33234477
Yep that's fine. Lipstick is a bit weird since it implies you've been staring at my juicy mouth hole, but the surprise of being complimented will likely outweight that

>>33234456
that is quite enough

>>33234474
Better than pussy blood.

>>33234482
>juicy mouth hole
D-don't put it like that...

Men will be like waaaah I love you and then leave you!

>>33234464
It's about two angels who get booted from heaven cause one is a sex addict and the other is a candy addict so they have to live wity a pedophile priest and slay ghosts by turning their lingerie into weapons

>>33234485
LMAO
I'm none of those, but that pic is fucking hilarious.

Why don't women ever fantasize about average sized dicks?

>>33234472
>Simply drop a compliment and go about your day, otherwise I quickly doubt your motives
That's all my plan was yeah, I had no ulterior motives I just appreciate fashion
It was all the same fabric and shade of green but the way it was put together, something about it just looked amazing you know?

>>33234489
Women do that to me.

>>33234489
Not me

>>33234491
I had a good laugh too when I saw it, lol

>>33234489
kek she bought the i love you and had sex with him what an idiot, what's next, buying the 'im too busy for a relationship right now but lets keep having sex'?

>>33234465
Depends on how you say it. If you approach it like women approach complimenting other women you will have better luck. Example:
>I love your dress, the color/pattern is really nice!
You are complimenting the dress, not her (or her body). If you said something like
>That dress makes your eyes look very beautiful/fits your body well/etc
it comes off as more creepy because it's more centered on her body/looks.
>Nice dress!
with no expectation of continued conversation works too

>>33234466
I would feel very handicapped in modern society if I didn't know English. Although it's a pretty dumb language when you start looking at it in detail.
I used to think my English was good, and I took pride in that, but honestly I'm jealous of many ESL zoomers who I can't distinguish from native speakers.

>>33234493
There's a femanon around here that seems to like small ones, idk about average ones

Gender
Do you have a favorite moment or line in a book?

>>33234489
Woman have done this to me. And it broke me.

>>33234504
nta i love my short big dick bf

Why is the average penis smaller than a vagina?

>>33234493
How do you know they don't?

>>33234507
You only think it’s big because he’s short, lol

>>33234508
So it can fit inside.

>>33234508
Because the vagina isn't a static size and will expand and contract during sex, pregnancy, and childbirth.

>>33234508
Smaller key fits in more locks

>>33234506
Bro is crashing out

>>33234501
Okay cool
I tend to do that when complimenting guys but I'm mortified of becoming the subject of a twitter post

>>33234493
Dick size is simply not something I fantasize about. I don't know if the men's feet are big, small or average either since their size is similarly glossed over

>>33234493
JH says her favorite is 5 inches

>>33234499
I got a slovakian and serbian friend who I need to send this to.

>>33234512
i think it's big bc it goes up to my bellybutton and hits my cervix when he's inside of me

>>33234522
thats not true anymore

>>33234524
Because you’re 4’11
A pencil is very large to an ant

>>33234525
What happened?

>>33234522
She says her favorite is married.

>>33234522
JH is a pedophile who wants to fuck preteen boys tho

>>33234524
You let him hit your cervix?

>>33234493
Bizarre question that seems to assume you can read women's minds
All dicks are huge to me because I am a smol lady

>>33234502
I sound like a native speaker in typing, but a stuttering retard when I try to speak English irl lol
I've been bullied over my vocaroos here several times

>>33234529
No, she fantasizes about coworker that is 5 years older to praise her.

>>33234504
>>33234509
>>33234521
>>33234522
I mean, have you ever read a fanfic with an average sized dick? its always large ones they fantasize about

>>33234526
what's this meme that tall men have tall dicks? it isn't true, biggest dick i've seen was 9" on a 5'10" and the smallest i've seen was 3" on 6'5". yes i'm a whore with a big sample size

>>33234534
Most don't mention the size.

>>33234534
>have you ever read a fanfic
No

>>33234534
No but I have never read a fanfic at all

>>33234450
>>33234446
if you guys want a real story:
>in a large friend group related to a campus ministry group (so you fuckin' KNOW it's incestuous in terms of people dating each other's exes)
>two friends are in a constant state of will-they-won't-they (he's 25, she's like 34)
>married woman invites her 20-yo younger sister who just called off her betrothal to move into town
>her husband is like "idk what you're doing throwing a molotov cocktail into an already unstable dating sphere but okay.png"
>she moves in
>she goes on dates with three different guys the first month she moves into town
>I get asked if I'm going to ask her out- I say no, because I know about her past engagement and know she's still reeling over her broken engagement
>guess what- she starts dating the 25M
>34Foid eggs are shrivelling up and she gets big sad (don't worry: she got married this year, after 2 years on dating apps)
>they date for about 6-8 months
>she gets "bad feels" and abruptly breaks up with him as predicted
>my moid friend gets nearly suicidal
>things start to heal with time, everything's going back to normal
>moid is almost recovered, ends up spending more time with another girl (WHO IS ALSO HIS EX'S ROOMMATE)
>Foid sees this and starts FOMOing because she blew up the relationship because of bad vibes more than any rational reason
>Foid implements 'we should get back together' protocols
>they get back together, other girl is crushed, she and the other roommates are annoyed because he comes over all the time, usually unannounced, late at night
>now it feels like once a month they're in a situation that's going to lead them to a breakup

I was talking to another girl in the friend group and we had both come to the same conclusion- we should date outside of our friend group to avoid this kind of bullshit.

>>33234534
>have you ever read
I am illiterate

>>33234534
Why are you, as a man, reading fanfics involving dick sizes and even remembering them...?

>>33234531
>I've been bullied over my vocaroos here several times
That wasn't real bullying, that was men who think you're hot but they won't have a chance with you unless they first lower your self esteem through negging.

Guy on Hinge just told me he vapes.
Should I just unmatch or should I say something to make him feel bad?

>>33234527
She got a taste of larger and now she can't go back

>>33234485
Turkey forever! Fuck u u gayreek shitter bloody bitch

>>33234530
It's kind of a given when you fuck big dicks and you have a small body

>>33234545
If you insult him, he might quit, which means he'll improve as a person... you'd be helping all womankind by making this guy less pathetic

>>33234545
Tell him that vaping is cringe.

>>33234534
Anon, average IS large to them.

>>33234530
nta but how do you think women are supposed to stop it?

Do I just have a long vagina? He never hits my cervix

>>33234545
This post annoyed me so much I just refilled my own vape pen and am back on my vaping era

>>33234551
This is the truth, but anon just wants to wallow in self pity and yell at women that they're terrible for not caring about length

>>33234553
Ask the guy, d'uh?

>>33234548
Women have told me it hurts, so they generally don't like it unless it's just the odd hit every now and then.

>>33234553
Same way they hold in their periods? Just clench, girl.

>>33234545
I never liked smoking/vaping but I fell in love with a vaper and it is unexpectedly sexy. Actually maybe i'm just hypnotized by his dick don't listen to me

>>33234549
I don’t want to be rude but i want him to know why I unmatched
>>33234550
Do you have something better i can say?
>>33234557
Vaping is cringe

>>33234477
Sure. I always love getting compliments on my nails.

Girls, what is it like to have an active sex life?

>>33234565
It's not rude to help him improve
If you were doing something wrong, you'd want a guy to tell you, right??

>>33234505
M

I've got a few.
>Hitchhiker's Guide
Forget which book it was in, but the part where the aliens were stranded and elected a leader, who adopted leaves as currency and then burned down the entire forest to control inflation.
>The Dark Tower
the final part where Roland actually goes into the tower
>Wheel of Time
"Kneel or you will be knelt" cringe I know, but I love it anyway
>First 15 Lives of Harry August
It's basically about a group of people who have groundhog day lives, like every time they die they start back again at their births with all their memories, and they can only kill each other permanently under very specific circumstances. The main two characters are friends turned enemies, and the scene that I liked a lot was when the protagonist saw his nemesis had married his wife from his first wife solely to try to provoke a reaction out of him, and he was enraged and sad and all of that because while in that timeline they'd never met he still cared about her and the bad guy had basically orchestrated her entire life in that timeline solely as a "fuck you" to him.

>>33234567
Boring and annoying

>>33234556
I've only been with one guy who bottomed out in me, but it happens with dildos that are smaller than all my exes were, so I think it has to do with how dicks actually work somehow.

>>33234561
You have to find a woman who likes pain, lmao. The way we do it is by starting off slow and working up speed over the course of like 20 minutes. It helps to not use condoms, and have adequate lube if her body can't make enough.

>>33234561
The problem is that when I get my cervix rammed, I lose the ability to speak and form coherent thoughts because it hurts so much

>>33234567
Kind of like having to walk a dog regularly

Dear femanon
Due to the revelations of your affiliation to various communist groups and student radical movements we can no longer associate with you. Please don’t attend our meetings.
All the best, anon

>>33234567
How tf would I know

>>33234567
Exhausting. I miss it, though.

>>33234531
I clearly have an accent too, and sometimes I struggle to find the right words to seem entirely fluent. But I just as often struggle to find the right words in my first language too and have to fall back on English.
But I was talking about the younger generation of ESLs, who often speak English indistinguishably from a native speaker.

Men, have you ever been this down bad before?

>>33234576
>>33234572
Damn, so you don't look forward to it?

>>33234579
Thoughbieteversowhathaveyou

>>33234573
It's how fast your pussy is warming up too. Like, if you rush it, it's more likely to happen, and ofc just unchangeable anatomy factors in, as well as lubrication and angle

Femanons how would you rate this twink boy?
MODS! HE'S NOT UNDERAGE! HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE IS!

>>33234569
Hes hot so I’m sure he’s doing fine, dating other girls who vape

>>33234576
You know you can talk about this before/after sex too?

>>33234574
There is a difference between cervix hitting and other pain, from my experience.

>>33234545
Do you want him to feel bad? Do you want do be the person who makes others feel bad?

>>33234566
Can you post them?

>>33234577
Don't know what you're talking about because I'm not a communist and I fucking hate tankies and want them all shipped out to North Korea.

>>33234577
goodbye!

>>33234585
Kek

>>33234580
>But I just as often struggle to find the right words in my first language too and have to fall back on English.
Oh yikes. I would die of embarassment and voluntarily give up my citizenship if I could no longer speak Korean well. Lol

>>33234523
Let me know what they said heheh

>>33234581
A little bit yeah

>>33234261
>would you get a job to buy your moid nice things
that's not how this shit works

>>33234586
maybe you should start vaping so you can get hot boys too?

>>33234545
M
Tell him why you're unmatching so he learns that vaping is unattractive so he can become a better person
>>33234565
"Hey if you vape, I don't think we're a good fit for each other. It's a huge turnoff for me" or something like that
>>33234551
This
>>33234505
The 100%-Certified COMFY™ Jaime chapter in AFFC where he's visiting his aunt, Genna Lannister during the siege of Riverrun. They talk about how he's like all of his uncles, but Tyrion is the one who's truly Tywin's son.
>"Jaime," she said, tugging on his ear, "sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna's breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there's some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak . . . but Tyrion is Tywin's son, not you. I said so once to your father's face, and he would not speak to me for half a year. Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years."

>>33234578
Every girl who wants it can have an active sex life

>>33234577
my what now? excuse

>>33234581
No... except on atoga cause it's anonymous and funny.

>>33234567
it's amazing because my boyfriend is good at sex/oral and never pressures me into anything. so we fuck every day

>>33234581
Never. And I'm single for 8 years now. Never talked to a woman, went on a date in 8 years.
And I'm just fine.

>>33234584
I don't rush into it with toys but still end up bruising my insides by accident. I'm thinking it's the combination of angle and the fact that my ass always kept guys from going too deep, so only the one guy with a crazy big dick I've slept with has ever done it.

>>33234582
As a hypersexual teen I used to, but now I just feel like a sex dispenser machine
This is nothing wrong with men btw, it's all my own brain problems

>>33234585
self posting again, huh?

>>33234599
Thank you for making me feel bad

>>33234581
I don't think this is an indication of how down bad he is, just of a sick twisted mind.
But I've been stupidly down bad before.

Women most and least comfortable types of underwear?

>>33234594
Why do you have all these Bulgarian memes saved? You’re not even remotely Bulgarian
>>33234600
We found the correspondence. Please don’t deny it. Your friends over at the Comintern can accommodate you

>>33234587
It seems unromantic to tell the guy "please don't hurt me" before sex, as well as insulting

>>33234547
not my problem :3

>>33234608
Happy to be of service.

>>33234593
I may just be stupid.

>>33234585
>tfw I showed my friends a pic of my 40-year-old older brother he sent me on father's day and they said "dang Anon I didn't know you had a little brother" (I'm 30)

>>33234610
most comfy: boyshorts and granny panties
least comfy: thongs and gstrings

>>33234589
Nah, I used to post them on /b/ and it never went well. I know that it ends up with 75% n-word spam, 20% other insults, and 5% "nice nails" and that's it.

>>33234611
>Why do you have all these Bulgarian memes saved
:3
>We found the correspondence
??? pic rel?

>>33234608
I'm sure you'll get frequently laid by the end of the year if you really focus on it anonette!

Holy shit my wordle today

>>33234612
>as qell as insulting
What do you mean? I would be insulted if she told me "please hurt me, do it rough" as in I'm incapable of roughing her up.

>>33234582
I haven't fucked in years and I don't miss it. Masturbation is generally more passionate/exciting/wholesome/pleasurable

Women, will you at least let your bf play with your butthole even if you don't let him stick his dick there?

>>33234610
Granny panties are the most comfortable, and all those panties with less coverage always end up as buttfloss anyway so they can all count as equally uncomfortable.

>>33234612
Just ask him to go slow/shallow at first, if you are stuck with dinguses who can't read your reactions then... idk... feels bad man

>>33234610
most: stretchy cotton granny panties
least: synthetic strings

>>33234620
:3
Lol your lips are a three haha
>pic rel
Why do you have that saved if you aren’t a Marxist subversive?

>>33234567
Pretty great, but I can only have an active sex life with other women, since men are wimps who have to wait forever between orgasms

>>33234625
nO

>>33234625
>don't let him stick his dick there
but I do

>>33234625
I'd demand anal.

>>33234625
Yes, I do because it feels good but actual anal sex sucks and just feels like you are taking the longest shit of all time except you have to pretend it's sexy

>>33234625
No what is wrong with you faggots

>>33234618
>>33234626
>>33234629
Why are granny panties more comfortable than normal panties? At the part below the hip they look the same

>>33234618
Are "boyshorts" actual underwear for men or are they women specific made to resemble style of men's underwear?

>>33234617
Just workout, avoid sun and don't stress at all.
t. 36 yo and in past month girls at checkout asked me to show id when I was buying energy drink, several times

If you're going to have anal you might as well fuck a cute femboy who'll appreciate it

>>33234567
This is so weird reading the responses as man who only once briefly experienced an active sex life.
Seems like they just hate us.

>>33234581
Is a woman 'down bad' if she messages first on a dating app?

>>33234640
it's an actual style made for women called "boyshorts"

Is it over

>>33234630
hmmmm
why do you have this >>33234577
saved if you are not a commy? mh yeah. check mate

>>33234645
>I love men, but don't want constant sex
>this means I hate men
kind of admitting all you prioritize is sex, anon

>>33234493
I do.

>>33234643
This. Women don't even have prostate to massage with your dick.

>>33234625
No. Things going in and out of my anus feels like I'm shitting and I don't find that arousing.
When my ex wouldn't let this go I bought him a butt plug so he could play with his own pooper.

>>33234647
Learned something today.

>>33234567
Repetitive, basically a chore.

>>33234640
>>33234647
Women always find male clothing the comfiest

>>33234648
Always has been.

>>33234594
Bulgarian?
More like Brutalian.

>>33234611
>You’re not even remotely Bulgarian
Don't do her dirty like that...

>>33234642
>don't stress at all.
laughs in phd dissertation.gif

I don't really look old, my brother and I used to get mistaken as twins when we traveled and it's more like we stopped aging. Aside from weight loss and gain, I honestly don't think I look any different in photos from when I was 17.

>>33234649
Because it’s PEAM

>>33234653
Did he?

>>33234656
Boyshorts are not male clothing, please google it lol

Why do women bother with men sexually if men are so bad to have sex with?

I think I have a fetish for Irish men. What makes a fetish of a group of people?

How do other people just find someone and fall in love on their first try

>>33234663
All they want is your seed. Women don't care about men and their feelings. They just want your seed.

>>33234661
No, I had to do it for him. It was bizarre how easily it slipped in, either he was a secret bi whore or men have really loose buttholes.

>>33234662
They're just briefs

>>33234663
God punished us by making us temporarily insane enough to tolerate men

>>33234663
You are in a thread full of femcels and incels lol. I have regular sex and love it, but I've had relationships where the sex was bad or just mediocre, so I can relate to what they are saying.

>>33234663
Well... IT AIN'T GONNA DOMINATE ITSELF
That's where people like me come in.

>>33234650
No I'm just talking about an impression.
I don't prioritize sex, but if I said to a woman that I think having sex with a woman as doing chores most women would not think I am a fan of women.

>>33234665
No idea.
But I heard a story of a couple who met one day, engaged the next, and then had three kids. They’re still together.

>>33234664
Why don't you tell us? You're the one with the fetish.
Also someone said something to me the other day that made me think I should maybe find myself an Irish lass.

>>33234658
>Brutalian
better than italian
>>33234660
how so?

>>33234663
Cock is literally so good that even the fact men are terrible with it doesn't make masturbation or sex with other women better. It's THAT good.

>>33234674
It's kind of like asking a food critic their favorite food
Maybe they used to have one, but now they see eating food as their job, so all the fun is gone
In relationships, the expectation is that sex is our job :/

>>33234665
Luck.

I didn't realize how much affection I was lacking in my life until my friend's toddler started hugging me a bunch the other day. Someone's probably going to make an inappropriate response to this post, but it's making me think I should try a little harder at asking women out.

>>33234663
When it's good, it's good.

If cock is that good then why are most men incels

>>33234676
The point of asking a question, you retarded cunt, is to get an answer. So I don’t know the damn answer.

>>33234678
M
This is what makes sex so hot imo

>>33234663
The sex is not bad. It is as good as sex gets. But doing anything three times a week gets insanely boring and repetitive. It really is like having to walk a dog, like the other femanon said. It‘s just basic relationship upkeep you do if you want the benefits of a relationship. Not that complicated.

>>33234681
Did the toddler make you gay or what

Are you filled with dread when you imagine yourself in 30 years?

>>33234663
Most women are lying as a power play or they're too lazy to get themselves off so they don't really have a choice

>>33234565
>Vaping is cringe
Your face is cringe

>>33234681
Don't do that. Desensitized yourself from that toddler's hug. You don't need human connection.

>>33234677
Well first of all Joseph McCarthy wasn’t a communist if you didn’t know… quite the opposite.
Anyway it’s peak because it’s an iconic part of Cold War history

>>33234684
they aren't.

>>33234689
no

>>33234677
I don't get it.
I would expect there to be some cigs too, next to the Pappen.

>>33234694
*rattles keys to giant psychiatric hospital*
>>33234697
I don‘t get it either but I like your pic.

>>33234675
I hope they die

>>33234674
You need to understand that sex IS a chore for most women. Men have higher sex drives and they come easily. Over time almost always turns into a scenario where the guy will constantly nag you to do it when you don't feel like it and then proceed to do nothing to get you going or make you come. So eventually you just bend over in exchange of him doing the dishes. And he thinks this is a very good deal since now he gets sex and doesn't have to do the boring part where he has to flick your bean.

>>33234679
As I said I've never experienced anything like that, which is why I found it interesting
Most of the gfs I've had we didn't have sex the whole relationship, or it was something that happened on a special occasion.
I left it up to them to decide if they were ready to accept my advances.

>>33234679
NTA but i think this is why my current relationship is so healthy. He never makes his blue balls or his arousal my responsibility. He's insanely in love with me and shows it with all of his actions. Early on I rejected him one night but I was really upset about it, because I felt like he was going to leave me if I couldn't "fulfill his needs", but he comforted me and assured me of ask the reasons he loved me besides sex and that if we never fucked again he would just deal with it. It made me feel so comfortable around him and now we fuck like rabbits.

>>33234684
Let me tell you...
Because all women fuck 2% of male population and for rest of us, incels, simply not enough women to lower their standards to fuck a woman hating virgin who resents society and women because we didn't experience teenage love.

>>33234684
>If cock is that good
It's not.

I think my doctors office is very annoyed at me because I keep asking questions

>>33234698
>psychiatric hospital
Meet me in the janitor closet. It will be the start of a crazy romance.

>>33234689
Fuck no. I'll be a cool grandma in my garden with a robot helper who also helps me shitpost in ATOGA-3000.

>>33234688
No, she just showed me a microcosm of the affection that I don't receive due to my lack of a gf. I'll take any positive motivation to make changes at this point.

>>33234693
>You don't need human connection.
No, I'm pretty sure I do.

>>33234707
use chatGPT like a normal human for that

>>33234645
As a virgin guy I don't feel that way but it honestly scares me that that there are so many sexually active people, particularly women, ITT rn lol. I can't explain it but it makes me feel nauseous
>>33234689
Imagine being alive in 30 years lmao

>>33234702
Then I thank you for being respectful, you're a good guy
>>33234704
Yeah. This is the pressure I felt in most of my previous relationships. "Let me touch your tits or you're worthless"
Apparently it takes a special kind of guy to not make me feel that way, and it sounds like you found a special guy too <3

>>33234689
I'm 36 and I can tell you...
- have all the time in the world
- have money
- am in best shape I ever been
- feeling great overall and objectively happy

>>33234708
are you boris becker?

>>33234689
I'm filled with dread imagining myself in five years

>>33234689
No, there's no way I'm making it that far and I'm at peace with it

>>33234698
>I don‘t get it either
I'm happy I got that confirmation, because I genuinely feel like some of the memes you post are too far out there for me to understand.

>>33234717
No… who’s that?

>>33234704
The first time you say "no" to sex is always terrifying
Even the nicest guy could go Hulk mode and start smashing walls

>>33234705
It's kinda sad how much damage few millimetres can do in the eyes of women

>>33234692
No it’s not meanie

Getting into a relationship doesn't seem worth it ngl

>>33234700
I dont want a relationship like that, I want her to want me. And I enjoy every part of sex, especially foreplay.
I just feel like an alien reading this.

>>33234714
Out of all the people I've dated (i'm old and have had many serious relationships), only 2 guys made me feel this way, my boyfriend now, and my most recent ex. After me and my ex broke up I promised I would never ever date a man who saw sex as a given in a relationship again.

>>33234707
Why? Asking questions is good, they should always be happy to answer

>>33234725
Depends on what you have to do to get it

>>33234686
It's frustrating. The fact something as important to me as sexual satisfaction is impossible without a guy makes me feel out of control of my own body.

>>33234720
>the memes are like… far out dude!
Shut up hippie. Let me tell you a thing or two about values you pimply little shit. Back in my day when we wanted something we worked for it we didn’t go out to protest with a sign talking about how everything would be groovey baby if we just got along

Women, are you gonna start handing out white feathers to Zoomer men?

>>33234689
F
I’m more scared of the near future because depending on how it goes, it will define what my life will by like at 55. I’ll just probably kill myself

>>33234725
It's only good if you want someone to blame for your failures.

>>33234727
>have had many serious relationships
How do you move on from one relationship to another?

>>33234733
Thoughts on double suicide?

>>33234689
I'm going to do steroids and growth hormone when I'm like 45, go full old person cope. Why? Because lusting after women is one of the things I enjoy most and I don't want to be without that.

>>33234722
This is why American women are #winning.

If an American guy crashes out the first time he's denied sex, the American girl can just pull out her gun.

>>33234732
I'm 33 and try my hardest to avoid interacting with zoomer men at all

>>33234722
It is!! I've had such bad experiences with men being huge crybabies about it, one of my exes would bitch and moan about his blue balls if he ever caught me in a bra. It was dehumanizing, I felt like I couldn't exist in my own skin without bringing him "pain" by.... existing

>>33234731
>a sign talking
Up your bum it goes. :^)

>>33234733
>>33234740
Or a triple?
Finally... the cult is rebooting...

Honestly I’m tempted to go ape mode on the next girl who denies me sweet sweet sex.
Not because that’s who I am as a person. But rather because femanons make it sound so fucking hilarious.

>>33234720
haha, meme-mogged
>>33234721
some german former tennis star that impregnated the cleaning lady in the broom closet - whilst his wife was about to give birth

JH, tell the fucking truth for once.
If you were 8 around 1999 when you started sleeping with your late uncle, how come you claimed you were posting yourself on /b/ around 2004? How did you take the pics before smartphones? Is that why your father beat you?
Tell the fucking truth and give /atoga/ the correct timeline of events. Stop fucking lying.

>>33234704
M
This is why I think it's important relationships are built around things other than sex and physical attraction. It's building a relationship on sand vs other, stronger foundations.

>>33234747
getting arrested for sexual assault for the lulz X3

>>33234724
OK sorry I was just joking
>>33234725
It's really not unless you're a normalfag
It's probably the biggest regret of my life desu

>>33234736
I honestly had a problem with serial dating when I was younger, if I was single and someone asked me out, I would give them an honest shot. Most guys can be pretty charming at first but they can only keep it up for so long before the mask falls off and you realize they didn't want a relationship they wanted the 24/7 access pussy pass. So many people see relationships as guaranteed sex.

>>33234750
Link to the archive post where she admitted this, or never post it again

>>33234746
Sure, but I wanna make it artistic. I want people to scratch their heads after learning about our deaths.

>>33234725
it really isn‘t

>>33234736
As to how I moved on, many of the relationships I simply was not invested in after seeing who they really were vs who they were pretending to be at the beginning.

>>33234689
F
I'm just afraid of being ugly at 30

>>33234755
Fair enough but I was more wondering how when you got your heart broken you could just move onto someone else? I can't imagine ever doing that personally

>>33234744
It's depressingly common. I've tried my best to not let me become cynical and jaded towards men, but I can only take so many complaints about "you tricked me because your boobs looked bigger last night"
>>33234755
Me too. Here I thought I was being kind and considerate by giving men a chance, but it just rewards fuckboys and puts me in danger.

>>33234761
why are you posting from your mother's womb?

>>33234761
You'll never be ugly to your mom and dad. :-)

>>33234714
>Then I thank you for being respectful, you're a good guy
Thanks, if only I wasn't so autistic

>>33234753
Well no I wouldn’t force myself on her. That’s barbaric. I would just start fucking demolishing all the furniture in a blind rage and sobbing uncontrollably when the police taze me while repeatedly saying “I SHOULD HAVE NEVER STARTED THAT METH SHIT OH GOD OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE”

>>33234540
I don't disagree with your conclusion, but where do you meet people outside of your friend group if they are your main community?

>>33234699
Just grow the fuck up already, little buddy.

>>33234759
>simply was not invested in after seeing who they really were vs who they were pretending to be at the beginning.
Right, so it just killed your feelings for them and made it easier to move on?

>>33234750
>8 in 1999
>13 in 2004
there were phones with cams in 2004, or she might have used a camera, it‘s possible

>>33234745
What’s it with your generation and smoking dope and dropping out huh? You’re ruining this country you little miscreant.
>>33234749
Oh… ): well no I don’t have a wife

>>33234757
Based
What kind of statement would you want to make

>>33234769
Hi doll

>>33234725
As someone in a happy one, it isn't. I didn't find him until we both had truly given up hope on dating ever again because we have both been taken advantage of so much. I think modern society has us desperate for connection and dating strangers who don't have good interests. Dating these days sucks.

>>33234699
We all going to die one day.

>>33234773
I'm older than you, buddy.

>>33234771
Nta but yeah, why would you be hung up over a lying manipulative piece of shit?

>>33234779
We’re all shitposting here… now you’ve ruined it by taking it personally

A lot of e-girls do that pixar-red-nose make up thingy, I know the red is make up but are the freckles also make up?


Always been a mystery to me.

>>33234780
If OP kept dating lying manipulative pieces of shit chads that says a lot..

>>33234772
Don't respond to the obsessed fag.

>>33234771
Yeah, basically. A lot of the relationships were also people I didn't have feelings for, but it would typically be a guy friend, who I enjoyed hanging out, who caught feelings for me and I would say sure, why not?
Unfortunately I broke a few hearts and learned the importance of being actually attracted to your partner.

>>33234782
It wasn't fun enough, sorry.

>>33234783
Imagine the amount of dick she's getting

>>33234769
I hope you die too

>>33234783
this is quite obviously a filter bro

>>33234783
everything is fake on social media

>>33234787
L bozo

>>33234786
Aw, live and learn I suppose, hopefully you had some good memories at least

>>33234785
Why? Pedos deserve to be exposed.

>>33234792
>>33234790
So then freckles are fake?

This depresses me tbqh.

>>33234789
Holy based
>>33234657
Never even began

>>33234795
Your little obsession is actually quite disconcerting. You stink up these threads big time

>>33234789
That’s fine. I’ll die loved at least, unlike you, miserable unlovable cunty faggot.

>>33234797
not all freckles are fake, but those on sm sluts usually are

>>33234775
Not sure. I don't care about politics. When I think I'm ready, I'll plan it.

>>33234795
NTA
By the police, not internet detectives dumbass.

>>33234795
If you're obsessed with the details of another poster's childhood sexual assault then you are a pedo.

>>33234795
>he keeps responding to himself and spamming things because nobody cares about his shit
Kek

>>33234762
I've only had my heart broken once or twice really. The answer is just time and acceptance, before my current relationship I spent 2 years abstaining from even thinking about relationships, dating, and sex. It took me a really long time to get over my most recent ex because he was such a great guy I felt like I would never find someone like him again, but I found better. Not necessarily "better" on paper, but better for me, someone who really understands me in a way no one else has.

>>33234797
Not all freckles are fake eejit
>>33234802
Nta but you are a cunt and I also hope you die

>>33234799
>>33234806
>>33234807
spotted some more pedos

>>33234793
I keep up with shitposting if the quality is acceptable.

>>33234797
This gif is always cute as fuck but I know the moment I check I'll figure out it's porn and be depressed.

>>33234812
L

>>33234808
and another one

>>33234805
Let me know when you are anon
>>33234809
<3 you sound really sweet, godspeed anon
>>33234811
Bro is brojecting so hard

>>33234594
The Slovakian asked me "Wo ist Tschuschmanien?"

>>33234811
>>33234815
>Everybody who criticizes me is a pedo!

>>33234816
>the british pedo back to defending his mommy again

>>33234815
If everybody who finds you creepy is a pedo then there would be potentially billions of pedos on earth. What you’re doing isn’t normal anon.

>>33234625
No
>>33234631
> only have an active sex life with other women, since men are wimps who have to wait forever between orgasms
This

>>33234783
Yes the freckles are makeup too

>>33234818
>>33234820
no, but only pedos defend other pedos

>>33234802
I also hope you get the worst cancer possible and that you are in pain for the rest of your life and get divorced and that your entire family suffers

>>33234824
Nobody in this thread has defended pedos. You're delusional.

>>33234784
OP here, they were not chads, they were objectively ugly autistic nerd dudes. I feel bad for ever saying yes because this resulted in a lot of "dead bedroom" situations because I wasn't actually attracted to them at the end of the day, I just wanted to give them a fair shot with dating. Almost all of these were about a year long before I ended it due to no attraction.

>>33234817
enttäuschende reaktion, schick es nochmal

>>33234797
freckles are not fake, some people do fake freckles over their real ones

>>33234825
K.

>>33234817
NTA but are Slovakian friends fun?

>>33234810
Based

>>33234817
>tfw filthyfrank was 30 years ago

>>33234826
>JH is a pedo
>if you dare to call her out, the other pedos come out of the woodwork to defend and protect their waifu

>>33234835
Who the fuck is JH? There's no one with that name in this thread. Could you quit being a retarded schizo?

>>33234732
I cannot think of a bigger misstep for both women and the government than attempting a white feather campaign, the kind of women would be receptive to it and the kind of men they'd target would guarantee disaster in the first few days.

>>33234836
sup JH

>>33234819
Who am I defending kek
Also isn't it an oxymoron to be a pedo and have muh mommy
>>33234828
>they were objectively ugly autistic nerd dudes
I suppose I should remember what website I'm on

>>33234836
Nta
You’re retarded as shit newfag, don’t put that onto anyone else
JH is mulatto bitch that comes on here from time to time

why are you all so obsessed with JH btw?

>>33234836
>he’s pretending not to know who his mommy is
If you want your mommy so badly then why don’t you go to her huh? Yeah that’s what I thought. #pedoowned

>>33234829
Na, er ist schon gepeinigt genug Slovake zu sein. :(

>>33234832
He is at least.
He's the guy I play video games the most with and chat daily.

>>33234839
>isn't it an oxymoron to be a pedo and have muh mommy
you can have more than one mental illness at the same time

>>33234841
Because she is a pedo that tries to gaslight her simps by claiming to not be a pedo. She deserves to be called out again and again.

>>33234841
It's one loser mad he didn't get her to post nudes so he spams the threads about her until people respond. Let him tire himself out and he'll go back to his hovel

>>33234843
>gepeinigt genug
>genug
LOL caveman language. Bwahaha
I could do with a Hungarian friend while on the topic of Central Europe. Czechs are too xenophobic. I am white, but I was also born in Africa so you know…

>>33234752
100%, a relationship should be a partnership based on common goals, with love and respect and admiration of your partner. Attraction and passion comes and goes especially with age.

>>33234846
NTA
Shotacon/lolicon isn't pedophilia. You're retarded.

>>33234847
>defending the pedo again

>>33234797
Some people have freckles some women wh don't have freckles apply them with makeup.

>>33234847
NTA, just a thread regular, stfu pedophile defender

>>33234850
spotted the pedo

I have a confession to make.
I’ve been both defending JH and calling the people defending JH pedos to stir shit. I’m very entertained

>>33234848
>Hungarian
>Central Europe
You keep sounding more and more idiotic.

>>33234856
And also I am JH.

Why am I so unlucky? How do I reallocate where my luck goes?

>>33234858
I am not only JH but I’m also calling myself a pedo

>>33234856
Ohhh, that's why some of the "pedo" replies made zero contextual sense

>>33234850
Lolicon:
In Japanese popular culture, lolicon is a genre of fictional media which focuses on young or young-looking girl characters, particularly in a sexually suggestive or erotic manner

There’s no way you people are this mentally delayed, truly…

>>33234857
Where is Hungary? On the moon?

>>33234863
>is a genre of fictional media
Yes, it's fiction. Not real life.

>>33234811
Things you might be able to convince me to care about:
What another 4chan poster does as an adult.

Things you cannot convince me to care about:
What another 4chan poster did as a child.

You get very excited thinking about a child's sexual activities. You get so excited that you can't stop talking about it. What's the difference between you and a pedo?

>>33234866
Yeah. You really are the damn retarded. Have a nice day in hell, buddy.

>>33234868
I will have a nice day fapping to loli porn, yes.

>>33234865
The only country that can be somewhat considered central European would be Poland.
Historically and culturally.

The Magyars and Slavs definitely not.

>>33234863
It's just JH / MKG (read:simp) sockpuppeting to defend her honor

>>33234868
>”the” is supposed to be “that”, obviously

>>33234871
Schizos actually exist ITT? I thought it was a joke

>>33234865
yes

>>33234863
>19:40
>IMG_1069.jpg
>>33234865
>20:15
>IMG_4130.jpg

>>33234689
Not a chance I'm living that long, and it feels amazing. I'll be so glad not to have to see how awful and soulless these people's world will look in 30 years.

>>33234875
Why does the moon have a bunghole?

>>33234875
Oh shit. Sorry sir. It really is on the moon. You’ve opened my eyes. I am truly humbled.

>>33234870
Wait you’re actually stupid

>>33234867
I am not the anon posting about what she did as a child and he is not talking about it because he is a pedo but because she does nothing but lie.
The timeline not adding up is not more than another lie in her endless list of lies she deserves to get exposed for.

>>33234844
>you can have more than one mental illness at the same time
I know, I'm diagnosed with multiple, but being a pedoshit mommyfag isn't one of them

>>33234880
Keeeeep cooooping

>>33234878
none of your business
>>33234879
>sir
silence madam

>>33234875
>Design ohne Titel.png.jpg
What is this next level memeing?
Get back into the garden.

>>33234883
Poland is Slavic I don’t know how you even messed that up

>>33234874
nah not schizo, a pedophile femanon and a pedophile cheating moid that like to cyber itt from time to time

>>33234856
>defending JH and calling the people defending JH pedos to stir shit. I’m very entertained
Kek
And now we do a bit of trolling...

>>33234882
everyone knows, we have all seen your posts about both

>>33234886
Ye and I said Poland is the only one that could be considered remotely Central Europe because of culture and history.

How can you guys defend JayHeytch when she was proven to be on Epstein island???

>>33234881
Give me receipts for that timeline. We have receipts for her encouraging cheating as an adult, we have receipts for her being shotacon as an adult, you have no receipts for her childhood because you are inventing details as part of your obsession.

>>33234876
holy moly

>tfw gross shotacon women in the thread
You women know that by like 10 a boy can kick an adult woman's ass right? And I don't have a lot of faith in one of you being a weightlifter or boxer that could be the hypothetical outlier woman who could pull it off

>>33234896
Yeah I guess that'd be an issue if I was into real little boys and not cartoons.

>>33234896
>shotacon women in the thread
Hot if true

Atoga is in rare form today.

>>33234895
Ok:
I want Battle Royale but for Germans.
Nicole Edges people enjoy hearing about
2 ibus for brain
I don't know what blue chip art is, but it might as well go.
and

>>33234249 (OP)
A guy just flirted with me in an online class except no one knows that the professor is my mother I'm so fucking embarrassed and annoyed right now...

>>33234896
Most pedophiles do not force themselves on their victims but coerce and manipulate them you idiot.

>>33234899
why that boy falling down a cliff

>>33234901
>and
????
>>33234885
yes, you would not understand

>>33234902
He should've flirted with your mom desu, skill issue

>>33234906
She's married

>>33234905
>????
Profit!

>>33234904
I was at his museum a few months ago. It was very funny.
On day one of negotiation with the Egyptians and Israelis he was all smiles. After a week he looked like that in all the photos

>>33234909
did the pharaohs make him do the falling

It's to bad still hate my mom even rn that she's dead? I wish I could love her now, I miss her a lot but I can't love her or say good things about her even now that she's gone.

>Femanons prefer shotas over adult men
Grim

>>33234909
Whimsy Carter? Flimsy Carter.

>>33234896
BFFR, most 10 year old boys hasn't even began puberty yet, an adult woman could easily overpower those brats.

>>33234910
No. That was my fault.
But it was funny to read about. Apparently during the 70s any time the Arabs had to negotiate with America they would start making a specific effort to speak to any Jews in the administration because they were convinced that they were in control.

My parents never let me date, but I've been dating a poor and cheater guy since I was 15, 19teen now. I recently found out I'm pregnant. Am I this cooked?

>>33234912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL0Tim6ZRTI

>>33234918
yes nigga

>>33234917
why did you make some boy jump off the cliff

>>33234918
If you moved into a shack then you'd be cooked shakshuka.

>super tired and relaxing at home
>girlfriend is all "omg come over"
>not feeling it, it's late, tired, early morning
>"I shaved my pussy"
>still not interested, don't really care about hair/bare, but now she'll feel super self conscious if I say no
>lurch to the car like a zombie and go to her house
>she didn't even really shave
Am I out of line to be annoyed? It's been a few days and I'm still kind of grumpy.

>>33234922
Out of cruelty and malice.

>>33234925
brutal

>>33234918
do you have money enough to raise a child?

>>33234918
Yeah you're cooked get an abortion.
Unless you just want to have a horrible life.
Also stop seeing him.

>>33234917
Sad that they didn't realize it was their donor money doing the control while they remained in the shadows.

>>33234918
>my parents never let me date
>been dating a poor and cheater guy since 15
clearly one of these statements is a lie, if you actively evaded your parents to be with this guy yeah I can't see things getting much better for you

>>33234930
NTA
>Teenagers being rebellious isn't a thing

I'm so tired of this meme animal. Girls, I hope you don't like these.

>>33234663
women would rather have bad sex with chad who doesnt even give head than with you lmaoo

>>33234895
Niche knowledge
Authentic expression
2pac actor universe
The love you deserve
Mad clout

>>33234932
Meh. They're not dogs or seals, so who cares?

>>33234935
Dogs and seals are very based. Otters too.

>>33234365
Stalking is hot to women when they find the man hot.

>>33234932
I hate amphibians. Beetles are best.

Do I even deserve a good boyfriend? Is there a checklist so I can make sure?

>>33234931
4 years of a relationship with a huge loser is a little more than mere teenage rebellion, that's one of those things that by 15 or 16 you know is just retarded and can't be written off as mere teenage acting out, the male equivalent would be robbing a bank, no actually it wouldn't because a young man who robs a bank will socially and financially recover faster than femanon will from getting knocked up by a deadbeat.

>>33234940
>Do I even deserve a good boyfriend?
Yes.
>Is there a checklist so I can make sure?
No.

Undeserving women find boyfriends all the time, therefore being deserving or undeserving has nothing to do with it.

>>33234940
Yeah here it is
-at least 1 boob
-woman

>>33234932
Why are thye a meme animal?

>>33234927
I'm a bartender, just no.
>>33234928
Should I get a illegal abortion? Abortion is illegal in my country.
>Also stop seeing him.
I alredy did, actually, he did.

Hoes hate me for my money and fame. Fuck em
By hoes. I’m going gay

>>33234946
Well how do they manage it then
>>33234947
No that’s not all it is. A good boyfriend would love me for more than thag

>>33234711
>I say *your* civilisation, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became *our* civilisation.

>>33234951
happy pride :3

>>33234956
Bye hoe

>>33234952
They talk to men, they find out if a man is single, and then they ask him out on a date.

>>33234797
som freckels are real

>>33234960
Prove it.

>>33234961
NEVER

>>33234940
>nice
>not depressed or otherwise mentally ill
>feminine
>has interests
>doesn't have a past that would humiliate him
>could raise a child
>takes care of herself

For a lot of men:
>no tattoos or face piercings
>will conform to his politics

I think my sewing project is almost finished. All it still needs is the snap fastener, which will hopefully arrive next week because I ordered it this morning.

>>33234952
they aggressively put themselves out there and manipulate emotionally vulnerable men into believing that sweet girls like you arent interested in them and gaslight them into enduring their abuse without reaction

>>33234964
What did you make?

>>33234959
>they talk to men
Femanon: Hey you, you're a little short for me and you aren't the kind of guy i would ever sleep with so don't expect that, but you're a nice guy and boyfriend material, want to go out? I don't split checks or do coffee dates by the way.
>"So I tried approaching a guy and he wasn't receptive for some reason, I think it might've been that my boobs aren't big enough"

>>33234950
>Should I get a illegal abortion? Abortion is illegal in my country.
Yeah you should, maybe you know some girls your age that you trust, and they'll tell you where to go.
>actually, he did.
Not surprising, honestly you have a bright future ahead of you if you want to, just make the right choices, and being a single mother at 18 isn't the right choice.
You need to work on yourself though, this shit will not be the end if you don't, it will be a cycle.

>>33234934
thumbs up
this is what chatGPT thinks I look like based on all the information it has on me
really makes you think

men
what happens if i push on the spot above your penis
is there anything there

>>33234969
Weird. It thinks you’re me. Bizarre

>>33234969
>really makes you think
Not really.
Who cares what you as a maleanon looks like. lmao

>>33234971
maybe we were swapped at birth or so

>>33234970
Not really, you can kind of get some stimulation out of the taint but that's a gross place to have anyone touching in the first place.

>>33234972
that was a joke you sperg

>>33234940
If you care about the guy you do. It doesn't take a lot for a girl to deserve a good boyfriend and to be happy. Look at all the super feminist types feeling like men are garbage and worthless, THEY are the ones that don't deserve boyfriends, and people still kiss their feet.

>>33234970
There's something solid back there

>>33234976
I wasn't joking. :3

>>33234970
Nope. Its just my pelvis bone i think?

>>33234966
A needle wallet. I mean to use it to keep a basic sewing kit: needles, thread, needle threader, embroidery scissors and a thimble.
It looks kind of wonky and very amateurish, but that's ok because I'm an amateur.

>>33234978
So you're saying foot worship does the trick?

>>33234970
Don't touch my uterus.

>>33234896
A lot of boys don’t start puberty till like 13

>>33234970
Right above there is bone. If you push a little higher you're going to be pushing on my bladder, and possible the prostate I'm not sure.

>>33234985
I still remember how I accidentally came across some uncensored porn channel on satellite tv while my parents weren't in the house and came in my pants.
Was some POV of a brunette sucking a dick.

>>33234986
NTA
I have a piss fetish, so that's kinda hot.

Society sucks because we don't hate foids enough.

Before i started making sperm, whenever i jerked off i would just pee. Did anyone else experience this?

Women, what sort of video games do you play?

Modern couple

GameStops around me just got restocked with the Switch 2 but it's the bundle.
Should I just buy a bundle or wait for the non-bundles to restock?

>>33234993
Both are built 4 BWC

>>33234988
I don't have a piss fetish, but having a full bladder pressing on the prostate can often improve my boner.

>>33234974
Maybe. I think I should go to sleep now. I had a long day. Public holidays suck in the publishing industry because the newspapers have to release regardless of the holiday. So if you have Monday off, double the work on Tuesday. I was the last to leave the office because I had to whittle down a mean backlog. But it worked out because I don’t have to do any work at home tonight or tomorrow morning. Sweet

>>33234992
Women don't play video games
They just do that to find simps
>I'm so quirky I live video games like you my fellow boys!

>>33234992
Slots, puzzle games, and I want to try Slay the Spire soon.

>>33234992
WHORE SLUT SKANK

>>33235001
Slay the spire is very good

>>33234998
good night nerd

>>33234990
No, but a kid I used to think that my morning wood was because I needed to pee. Actually I still think it might be, see >>33234997

>>33234992
battle royale

>>33235001
>Slots
Like gambling?
>>33235002
Those are some very weird games

>>33235001
If you were looking at that charity fundraiser sale, it ends on Friday. (New charity drives start every week as old ones expire.)

>>33235007
Good ones?

Femanons, I finally got some matches on my dating apps, all alt girls and I'm an alt guy, so I've decided I'm done with swiping on normie girls, cause I am just wasting my likes on them.
Goth girls only pls.

>>33235010
probably not, no

Women, what are these >>33234992 kind of panties called?

Ladies, what say we go boating? We can set sail over Lake Michigan and make love behind the Chicago skyline :^)

>>33234994
Mario Kart is awesome. I want to get a Switch 2.

>>33235012
Sad.

Only one I still somewhat play is PUBG.

>>33234982
Very neat.

>>33235020
thats the only one I play, so

>>33235023
Are you trans?

>>33235023
I get what you mean.
Only one I ever really played even, it is what it is.
Only play like 2 or 3 times a month and usually not more than an hour or two.
Got any favourite maps?
I always liked Miramar the most.

>>33235025
no
>>33235026
I either play all day every day or not at all, I only play erangel, because I know it like I live there lol
what‘s your favorite weapons to use?

>>33234992
The sims and Minecraft
>>33235015
Idk

>>33234959
Right but why does he say yes if they’re so bad
>>33234963
Okay thank you
>>33234965
Lol this made me laugh, but what if they really are doing that
>>33234978
I know a few super feminist girls and they always have boyfriends
Do men just like mean women?

>>33234992
Imagine burying your face there

>>33234260
Good I love ugly women

>>33235033
>Right but why does he say yes if they’re so bad
A lot of zero have zero standards and no self respect
>but what if they really are doing that
They are actually doing that and it works like a charm

>>33234924
Sounds like you're making a mountain out of a molehill desu

>>33235029
>because I know it like I live there lol
I started playing when 1.0 with Miramar hit in 2017, so for me it was always kind of playing Erangel and Miramar 50/50 for some time. Vikendi I like too simply because it has such a different vibe with the snow. Really unfortunate they removed so much of it, makes it less cozy. I sometimes even quit lobbies when I see it's another Erangel round, I just can't really see it more than once or twice a day...
Personally wish they would at least let you favourite some maps, even if not having an outright choice which map to play anymore is out of the question.

Favourite weapons are SCAR-L and G36C, because they shoot slower and are easier to control.
I had my first solo win with an AK on Miramar though in the power grid area. I was sweating my balls off that evening and thus the AK also became kind of a favourite. The cadence and monitor shake never bothered me.
How about you?

>>33234940
Babes I'm sure you're good for it
>>33234992
I wonder what she is playing...

>>33235003
I've heard. Watched videos and it seems like a lot to learn.
>>33235008
Yeh, but it's only gambling with fake money. I've never spent a dime on it.
>>33235009
I was considering getting it on my phone for the same price, but it won't go to charity. It's hard to decide.

>>33234992
ancient city builders and rpgs

Can a White person lose their ability to consume milk if they don't drink a drop of milk for a long time?
Will they recover their lactose tolerance if they start drinking milk again?

>>33235042
>Right but why does he say yes if they’re so bad
A lot of men have zero standards and no self respect
>but what if they really are doing that
They are actually doing that and it works like a charm

Women:
Have you ever hooked up with a guy jsut cause of his body?
I.e. his face was kinda meh and maybe sort of boring

>>33234260
Is the funny ugly one actually ugly?
She looks pretty to me, I think the problem here is that she isn't ugly at all.
This is probably bait.

>>33234260
F
I think I’m neutral ugly

Why do girls insist that men hate foreplay and cunnilingus?

>>33235053
Meant for >>33235042

>>33235042
Why are they doing that :/

>>33235052
I think that's a thing

>>33235057
I've seen plenty of guys talk about how eating pussy is an act of submission no man should ever be willing to do.

>I guess I'll get back into dating...
>Can't stop thinking aboit the embarrassing nightmare that was your existence.
Oh no.

Ladies, is it over for a man if he just can't emotionally connect anymore?

Full bad boy vibes. Kinda emotionally goth but in a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas sorta way.

Unfixable.

Like, is fixing me something a woman would want to try?

>>33235057
because the guys they fuck are like that

>>33235060
Who the men or the women?

>>33235052
Yeah.

>>33235062
But has a man ever refused to eat you out? Gotcha

>>33235061
>>33235066
Damn, I'm fucked, then... I hope it doesn't happen.

>>33235051
The game is ancient (SimCity) or the city is ancient (Nebuchadnezzar)?

>>33235051
Which city builders?

>>33235050
You wanted to practice being a streamer but you can't easily stream your phone.

>>33235045
>wish they would at least let you favourite some maps, even if not having an outright choice which map to play anymore is out of the question
I only ever play solo, so I can chose which map, heh
I even try to always land in the same spot, I kinda have my tried and true tactics.
>SCAR-L
nice, I like that one too, very versatile
>AK
that one was my favorite for a long time but ultimately I settled for M416 and Mini14 combo since they both use 5.56mm ammo, this way I can save space in the inventory, or I go for the M249 instead of the M416 since it has such a huge magazine
I like the Mini14 because it‘s fast and precise, I really dislike the one shot snipers with lots of recoil
damn, now I want to play