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first for kisses

>>33241863 (OP)
Do you love the way I do when I’m loving your body?

I want to convert to Judaism.

>>33241880
made me think of this ancient article
https://theonion.com/local-jew-feels-left-out-of-worldwide-jewish-conspiracy-1819564292/

>>33241880
Sorry, you gotta be chosen

i feel like men talk about boobs as big or small like that's just it, but to me it feels like big boobs can either be supermodel-esque or they can be frumpy and i KNOW men feel the difference, but you never talk about it.

do you guys just not think there's that distinction or are you just horny and only thinking of the best kind of boobs or what's going on here?

>>33241863 (OP)
blonde women wearing japanese clothing is hot

>>33241891
Yes you are correct. Shape is more important than size.

>>33241891
"frumpy" big boobs >>> supermodel big boobs (supermodels are flat though)

>>33241891
Personally I'm more about boob shape than boob size, but some big boob dudes just like any big tits quite frankly

Happy Juneteenth to JH and the other two black anons that lurk in these threads.

No lie, my boss is bringing watermelon to work tomorrow to celebrate. He, and all but me and another person, are white and Asian.

Japanese is men's favorite porn category. Why?

>>33241891
I don't think about the specifics of boobs at all. If I love her then they're the perfect boobs. If I don't love her then they're just boobs.

>>33241891
They just can't articulate their thoughts on tits as well as we can.

>>33241893
It's on my bucket list to go to Japan during a festival and wear a yukata with nothing underneath. Miss me with those weird clogs tho.

>>33241891
>do you guys just not think there's that distinction or are you just horny and only thinking of the best kind of boobs or what's going on here?
I have never touched boobs.
But, I SERIOUSLY doubt that I will care.
If they're big, they're my ideal. Why does it have to be more complicated?
Nice pic, saved.

>>33241905
Japanese girls are submissive and don't have tattoos.

>>33241905
>porn category
i have literally never watched porn that has categories

>>33241915
You watch all kinds of porn?

>>33241891
Wait until you, a romantically inexperienced woman, find out about frumpy penises.

>>33241917
i dont watch porn i look at porn

>>33241909
>>33241893
They're appropriating Japanese culture and they dont look good in them.

>>33241917
nah i jerk off to stuff like this

>>33241863 (OP)
Truly, Melody is the GOAT

>>33241926
She got lip fillers and looks way worse now.

>>33241863 (OP)
are you fucking serious. there are no girls on 4chan apart from transvestites

>>33241905
racial and cultural fetishization

>>33241919
WHAT?

>>33241909
My dream is to go on a holiday with my hypothetical gf just like that

Circle up women, I've got dumb question.
>usually prepare 3 tissues at my bedside in case i wake up in the middle of the night horny
>usually just use 1-2, almost never use all 3
>always try to relieve myself quietly
>previous gfs never complained
>current gf insists I should wake her up for a blowjob/handjob
This seems insanely dumb to me,this is not a humblebrag, I just feel like if I wake up at 4am with a boner it's best to just stroke it out and not make it someone ele's problem.

>>33241905
>JAV with asians
:(
>JAV with white girls
:)

It's genuine proof that having to censor genitalia forces your directors to get creative

>>33241891

>>33241930
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOSPT

>>33241905
>>33241891
>do you guys just not think there's that distinction or are you just horny and only thinking of the best kind of boobs or what's going on here?
There's a massive spectrum of boob quality.

>>33241930
im glad i cant hear this

>>33241934
Yeah. You mostly see men complaining that they have small penises, but you might have overlooked men with average penises that are mediocre or disappointing for other reasons.

>>33241938
imagine having so little self control you need to IMMEDIATELY release yourself whenever you get a boner

The more i talk to girls, the more i know what NOT to say, but im not learning WHAT to say, so its like im running out of possible ways to have conversations. soon ill have to give up since i wont be able to say anything at all

State gender
Has there ever been a fictional character that perfectly encapsulates what you want in a partner? If so, who?

>>33241894
i think its less about shape (thats a thing i know) but frumpy boobs i think are about having a wide band size, but not being really chubby. a small ribcage makes her look thin but really busty, but having a wider chest/shoulders with big boobs makes you just look kind of stocky. wearing a sweatshirt you just look fat even if you're underweight.

>>33241958
f, no

I keep having weird dreams. Just last night I dreamt I was eating at a Chinese restaurant on top of a mountain, and there was a snow blizzard, and I kept slipping down each set of stairs over and over again.

>>33241958
M, no i dont think so
i dont even know what i want in a partner

>>33241958
m, no

>>33241951
what are the like, traits of penises other than foreskin, color, smell and size? idk how they'd come off as frumpy.

Men
You're talking to your gf and she brings up that her first relationship was when she was 23 and that she got groomed as a 23 yo neurodivergent minor and that it was pedophilia and rape since she is neurodivergent and had self-diagnosed depression and anxiety so she got him cancelled over it. How do you respond?

T W O
T O N E
M A L O N E

>>33241958
F
Yes
Picrel

>>33241971
I wouldnt date someone who identifies as neurodivergent

State gender, how often do you shave down there (and butt region) and how hairy is it (as in, do you make it bare skin, or trim to a short layer, etc.)

>>33241971
I can't see myself in that situation.

L E T M E L I V E

>>33241863 (OP)
Ladies.
I am getting a date with a girl on the based of trying new food she hasn't had. I said I would get it with her anytime, she named a date but also mentioned that her good friend was the reason she wanted to try it. I am down to get it for both of them but is it a bad idea to let her bring a friend?
I find it wholesome but it might be a way to make it a none date and I am just being humored.
Let me know.

>>33241978
M
never before in my whole entire life
very hairy

>>33241976
To be clear she doesn't identify as neurodivergent she just pretends to in order to cancel guys for grooming rape and pedophilia

Women, how tall are you, and how big do you want his dick to be?

>>33241958
M
Makima

>>33241978
M
i trim to a short layer or remove all of it when i'm really really really really bored and have nothing else to do because it's not like anyone is going to see it

>>33241988
fuck off

>>33241989
im 5'4 and his dick is 7 inches. perfect for me

Mosquito bites or picrel?

>>33241989
F
average height
average size

>>33241996
fake tits are so sexy WOAAH MAMA they're so hot big bitch lasanga tiddies saar

>>33241969
NTA
But when I think of an ugly looking penis, I think of dicks with really long shriveled looking foreskins. Don't know if that's what the guy was thinking of.

>>33241996
those are mosquito bites

>>33241989
I'm 4'8 and his dick is 9 inches. perfect for me

>>33241938
nag, constantly having to be woken up during the middle of REM or important sleep in general is not gonna make me happy, and I doubt it'll make anyone happy. She might be saying to do this out of ignorance of the consequences in how it's gonna actually feel. An analogy would be like if a girl wanted a 3some with her bf, but then during it started feeling jealous of the attention the other girl was getting from her bf.

I'd talk to her about this. Don't mention the analogy kek

>>33241959
I know a woman who's big. Tall and stocky, wide ribcage, large number in the band size. I get along with her really well. I don't see her as fat. When a mutual acquaintance described her as fat I just lost respect for that mutual acquaintance. She doesn't need to be a model when she has a personality that makes me enjoy spending time with her far more than our more model-like mutual acquaintances. If you put positive energy into the world in your interactions with me (or any other man who will hypothetically be interacting with you) then your supposed frumpiness will absolutely not hold you back or be held against you. Your appeal comes from within, and your breasts and the rest of your body are just coming along for the ride.

My dog had a dead bird in her mouth earlier, I could see its fucking talons poking out of her mouth and everything, GROSS.

>>33241988
Half of grooming is girls getting in over there heads then blaming guys.
Oh I approached him
I lied about my age.
I followed up and made sure to stay in touch.
I entichiated romantic talk.

The guy is still cooked. I am not forgiving all groomers but a lot of that shit is young girls going into the deep end of the pool then being mad they can't swim. This is why community and family matters.

>>33241959
a lot of those things aren't about the boobs themselves, so I don't think guys register them when thinking about what makes boobs attractive or not.
Impressive attention to detail, though.

>>33241997
Present Day
Present Time

>>33241996
Both are great!
Even if a lady doesn't love her boobs I will love them until she feels some confidence.

>>33242001
someone got triggered. how big is your dick, 4 inches?

Why is it that good looking girls make eye contact with me and will look over at me frequently but everyone else just ignores me. Are they afraid of me? I don't get it.

>>33241881
Lol, is that whore back?

>>33241996
(men are evading the question)

Women, what's the difference in how good anal feels and how PIV feels? What about fingering instead of dick?

>>33241989
im 4'4" and his dick is 10". perfect for me

>>33242017
Anal sex doesn't feel good

>>33242016
Fine.
Mosquito bites, they are just as sensitive.

>>33241996
Mosquito bites because then she can get actually big breast implants. These are WAY too small for my taste. I'd want my gf to have at least this big. Bigger if possible.

>>33242017
Anal doesn't feel like much at all. PIV is pretty great and you can feel both pressure and pleasure from the clit being stimulated internally.
Fingering always feels super awkward to me and fingers arent smooth like dick so i dont like the texture.

CMV: Men would be accepting of women and their rights if women didn't prop up double standards that leave the average joe cornered and the victim of one-sided dogpiling in spite of having done nothing wrong

>>33242015
This whole time I thought she was in a cage and pregnant with a 40 year old Somalian’s baby, turns out she is fucking some college guy her age

>>33242021
If you are answering is the butthole sensitive otherwise? None penetrative I mean.

>>33242028
boring ass take
Get back to me when men have real problems

>>33241902
Fuck you.

>>33242029
>college guy
>her age
She's in her 30s

>>33242015
I take it femanons don't like Neuro that much

>>33241978
>how often do you shave down there (and butt region) and how hairy is it (as in, do you make it bare skin, or trim to a short layer, etc.)
I wax my vulva and crack once a month, since my hair grows pretty fast. I keep most of the hair on the pubis, but wax the bikini line.

>>33241984
It sounds like she's trying to get you to buy their food and nothing else.

>>33241989
>how tall are you, and how big do you want his dick to be?
5'6 and between 5 and 7 inches. Anything bigger is too big.

>>33242017
>what's the difference in how good anal feels and how PIV feels? What about fingering instead of dick?
Penetrative sex, whether vaginal or anal, requires a certain amount of girth to feel good. Fingering is good because you can stimulate the g-spot/clitoris.

>>33242028
>prop up double standards that leave the average joe cornered and the victim of one-sided dogpiling in spite of having done nothing wrong
Can you give some examples?

>>33241989
F. I'm 5'2", I want a guy to either have around a 5.5x5" dick or like an impossibly crazy one.

>>33242033
Fuck me yourself, coward

>>33241974
This is the name one of my friends put as the contact of his baby mama because her foundation/concealer were a different shade from her neck

>>33241958
Male
I want a ride or die bad bitch. Athletic, short hair, but still feminine. Just enough psycho to rev me up, not enough psycho to actually destroy our lives. And absolutely devoted.
There are lots of characters that fit this, but if I posted any there would be instant shit over whichever show she was from, so I will leave it to your imagination.

>>33241996
big = medium = flat >>>>>>> fake

>>33242041
Would if I could, asshole.

>>33242037
> Food and nothing else. It's a lot of flirting for one meal. It's more than that but I'm not sure it's a date.

Sounds like she wants it with me and also with her friend.... Supports your thesis.

>>33241995

State gender: How tall are you and how tall do you want your partner to be

i just wathed a turtle lay eggs

do women hate car guys?

>>33242034
CB/neuro is 25

>>33242049
M
6'3
I wouldn't date anyone taller than 5'0

>>33242049
I'm 5'4 and he's 6'2. perfect for me.

>>33242036
Most people don't like (1) adulterers and (2) adultery partners.

No woman wants to get married and find out that her friend is a Neuro or JH sleeping with her husband behind her back.

>>33242049
M
180cm, idc.

>>33242048
Am autistic for not liking the card game and still getting the joke?

>>33242040
>6”x5.5”
We are so back
>>33242018
>>33242001
>>33241995
Logically this must mean 6’ amazoness muscle mommy wheyfu’s only needed like 2 inches.
Maybe it isn’t over after all guys

>>33242049
I'm 5'4. I don't really care about height, and in all honesty really tall men scare me.

>>33242037
>I keep most of the hair on the pubis, but wax the bikini line.
ideal

>>33242050
Yay!

>>33242049
M
5'8"
5'8"

>>33242060
BOO!

Don't worry, my post didn't scare you because I'm short.

>>33242051
>do women hate car guys?
Most do, but cars have been my autistic fixation since I was little.

>>33242049
M
5’11” seeking 5’-5’4” gf wife

>>33242049
>State gender: How tall are you and how tall do you want your partner to be
5'4, idk.

>>33242049
F
5'3"
I've never dated or slept with anyone under 6'3", under that height and they're probably a gay who bottoms

>>33241996
If the girl I cared about didn't have those boobs, I wouldn't care. If she did get those boobs, I'd def love them

>>33242058
Context clues fills out a lot of the joke and it’s a rather well remembered card.
I wouldn’t diagnose autism off of this.
If you did pay the card game though and got into the meta then yeah, definitely autistic.

>>33242069
Moid hands.

>>33242065
I think being a car guy is unattractive, but liking cars is a nice hobby.
Do guys like fashion girls? Not really it gets annoying. Do guys like girls with good fashion sure.

Men like breast implants despite saying otherwise in the last threads

>>33242065
That's dope honestly
>>33242076
>Do guys like fashion girls?
I mean yeah, I like women with fashion sense, as long as they aren't normie as fuck

so neuro was the unhinged skeleton poster? makes sense

>>33242049
Male.
I'm 5'10"
Dated a girl who was 5'6" and thought that was good. Most girls I've dated were around 5'2", but taller girls are better.

>>33242076
>Being a fashion girl + car girl
It's over for me

>>33242078
>That's dope honestly
I'm back in the game

>>33242077
It's popular to virtue signal about loving the natural body and hating body modifications, but most people are more fine with body modifications then they'd care to admit.

>>33242073
>>33242069
I MGAY IMGAY IM GAY IM GAY IM SORRY IM SORRY IDONT WANNA GO TO HELL IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE DONT SEND ME TO HELL IM

>>33242077
We love those big plastic honkers
Problem?

>>33242080
No. Keep your pattern recognition skills to yourself instead of feeding the attentionwhores, especially when you suck at pattern recognition.

>>33242072
I am undigoned for sure. I know a lot of people say that but I admit it. It's not my personality or for sympathy like a lot of people.
My ass likes trains, math, air craft, I can't hold eye contact and don't understand most social customs.
People who are mildly autistic and use it as an excuse are weak bastards with no adaptability.
Rant done.

>>33242049
m
5'7"
shorter the better [spoiler]as if i'm ever getting laid[/spoiler]

>>33242077
m, wasn't in the last thread. Some fake boobs are bad, others can be very nice, so I agree. 4chan ain't the best rep of people

>>33242077
No, I'm just gaslighting you because I hate you.

>>33242085
>It's popular to virtue signal about loving the natural body and hating body modifications, but most people are more fine with body modifications then they'd care to admit.
Agreed.

As another example, everybody here hates tattoos, but if push comes to shove then I think you'd find people here only """hate""" tattoos.

>>33242027
HOW
How does it not feel like much for you? Do you take massive coke can shits that desensitize everything? How.

>>33242078
That is my point good fashion is cute.
Taste in cars is cute.
No one wants some one who makes a hobby there personality.
Guys who fish and hunt can get lost in the weeds the same as girls who get into celebrity drama and reality shows.

Guys who get lost in sports... Yeah that is ruff. That is the better metaphor for girls who are too into celebrity news.

>>33241905
"Japanese porn" usually means drawn, and the benefit of drawn porn is exaggerated emotion and unrealistic circumstances/entities, you really can't depict that in western porn.
Japanese physical porn, like JAV, is dog doodoo and nobody watches that shit.

>>33242080
Neuro used to be a fat ass so no.

>>33242095
>that back sweat

>>33242100
When she was married to the Somalian he kept her in a cage and she got the body of a holocaust victim.

>>33242096
I don't have a pleasure center in my ass? And if you lube up properly it doesnt hurt or anything, it just doesnt feel like a whole lot beyond mild pressure.

>>33242095
Tattoos on women always look like someone just tagged the venus de milo

>>33242084
Car girls are super hot!!
How are you into fashion like do you waist money on name brands or do you thrift and make your own aesthetic?

Women, how do you feel about being on top?

>>33242105
Hold up, that’s kind of a hot way to put it

>>33242109
I find it easier than being on bottom.

Don't believe men. Don't give a fuck to men's opinions

>>33242109
Hot. The best position for me is him laying down and me laying on top of him while he grabs my body and moves it up and down

>>33241956
Yeah, it's hard. You practice a lot, and also, something they don't tell you: try to keep your morale up.
When I'm more angry and unhappy with humanity, I have less to say.
Right now I have fucking nothing I want to say to normies.
But in a better mood, it's easier to come up with more things to say to them.

>like fishing, hunting, and (fixing) my car
might as well just kill myself then

>>33242109
It can be fun, but I'd rather be getting fucked into a crater of the bed while prone.

>>33242104
Yeah, you do. Your fucking cervix is right there, separated by some walls of tissue. And you have nerve receptors around your rectum. Or are supposed to. Maybe yours is calloused, I dunno.

>>33242116
men love that shit
you'll get a bf in no time just visit your local gay bar

>>33241958
M. I try not to think about it but characters like Raven are pretty close. There's more but none come to mind (cause I try not to obsess over them, somebody posted raven a couple threads ago though). Pretty much all the smart girl ice queen characters that need to be saved and cheered up and brought out of their shell.
The irony is that as a kid I thought I was gonna be funny and shit.
But instead I turned out completely incapable of social interaction so I don't think it will ever go well with these girls.
I met one recently and it went badly, though that wasn't even my fault, sort of.

>>33242120
stop being disingenuous

>>33242114
This is diff. What perks does it beat out to being on the bottom?

>>33242077
I'd take a washboard over bolt-on's desu. They only really kind of work of chubby chicks.

I’m having white girl problems

>>33242116
It's fine if you love other things too, it's not fine if that's all there is to you.

Same with many other things in life. This should not come as a revelation to you because it's common sense.

>>33242100
thats - why she would post thinspo you fucking moron
she has always starved herself to try and not be so fat, does not mean she was successful

>>33242049
M. Short and if I get to choose, I want a tall girl. We'll have tall kids and i'll treasure my pet giraffe.

>>33242122
I'm not. You need to leave the closet.

Men how different is your sex drive from when you lost your virginity

>>33242125
Like the right kind of dress to wear to a party, university choice, which cute boy to date, or which minority class to simp for kinda problems?
Or low income white girl problems?

>>33242126
no, its not common sense.. what else is there to me, other than the things i like to do? what am i "supposed" to like to do? paint? make music? other female approved interests? why is it so bad for me to be me

>>33242077
>>33242085
No. Nasty ass take. You girls and your body horror fetishes about cutting yourselves open and putting plastic parts inside, cutting holes in yourselves and sticking metal objects in the holes, scribbling on yourselves with permanent ink. Man, that's as bad a fetish as furries and scat and you never get enough shit for it, and you get to do it in public. At least you can take off a fursuit whenever you want.

>>33242108
>How are you into fashion like do you waist money on name brands or do you thrift and make your own aesthetic?
I very rarely buy designer because I don't believe in wasting money either paying to promote someone's brand or paying a premium on a poor quality item due to the name attached. I used to thrift, but I don't want to contribute to the growing trend of people with money pricing people out of things that are meant to be for those that need them. I'll typically buy things new and make modifications to them accordingly.

>>33242109
>Women, how do you feel about being on top?
I prefer it both in the bedroom and in society.

>>33242116
What car do you have?

Time to do no-porn

>>33242131
Not Applicable

>>33242123
I like the angle better, and the closeness. I feel like we get to actually be rubbing against each other and it makes it easier to look at each other and kiss.
Plus I just like feeling him grab my body and use it like a toy. And for me, at least, I feel like it hits deeper.

>>33242134
I've never gotten implants or tattoos, but seethe on I guess. Also my parents got my ears pierced when I was an infant, so what else can I do but wear pretty earrings?

>>33242131
Having sex had no effect. My sex drive goes down every day as I age, I'm already middle aged at 24, my bones ache and my joints crack

>>33242139
>my parents got my ears pierced when I was an infant
actually insane parents

>>33242134
Getting tattoos is more end result than pain, actually all of that stuff is, isn't it? Well, for not psychologically damaged people.

>>33242135
this but white

>>33242142
Honestly, if that was the worst thing my parents did, I would actually like my parents.

>>33242135
>but I don't want to contribute to the growing trend of people with money pricing people out of things that are meant to be for those that need them
>>Women, how do you feel about being on top?
>I prefer it both in the bedroom and in society.

>>33242127
The thinspo didn’t have scars on her arms like she does, you stupid bitch.

>>33242142
nta
most normies do this

>>33242149
no they don't what shithole third world country do you live in
most normies get their first piercing at like 10 years old

>>33242131
I lost it at 16. Back then I would masturbate every day and enjoy it. I'm 28 now I can still get a boner walking down the street if I imagine something spicy. I've been feeling pretty stressed so I don't think I could masturbate every day and enjoy it, but maybe after my degree is finished I will return to normal.

>>33241995
It's over.
>>33241997
We're so back
>>33242040
It's over.
>>33241996
You mean fakes? If so, mosquito bites.
>>33242049
M
5'7"
I don't care for height. Between 5'0" and 5'10" is ideal. But taller than that is good too.

>>33242150
if by 3rd world shithole you mean the united states, youd be correct

>>33242148
I never said it was her in the pics you absolute retardation of a creature

>>33242150
It's me
>>33242139
I'm from the US. Not a third world shithole.

>>33242133
>why is it so bad for me to be me
It isn't, I don't know what that other guy is talking about. OTOH, some guys like to keep their hobbies as a private place for them to get away, so you might find a guy thrilled to share all those things with you, or you might find a guy who is into all that but doesn't want to do it with his gf.

>>33242156
damn neuro really brings out the worst in the posters here

>>33242150
My sister got hers when she was real young. Maybe it's just fallen out of fashion these days.

>>33242139
I will seethe on. Cause in public I gotta be like "yeah, women should be empowered to modify their bodies in the way that makes them feel the best, most confident in their skin". But here I can say, that shit is scary. Girls re-enact Saw XIV on themselves every day.

But yeah it is weird to pierce a girl's ears as a kid. I figure that's the sort of thing where you wait for her to be a rebellious enough teenager to do it behind your back.

>>33242155
>>33242157
Is this a west coast thing? I've literally never head of anyone doing this and I've lived everywhere except California/Washington

>>33242156
You heavily implied it when you posted >>33242080
Go fuck your mother you worthless cunt.

>>33242164
I grew up in Nevada.

>>33242159
well obviously im not gonna force my (hypothetical) gf to get up at the crack of dawn in the middle of winter to go sit outside in the cold
but i dont think anybody'd object to a fishing picnic or something

>>33242163
I've only seen it with Hispanic and Indian kids. Rarely black kids

>>33242165
I said it is her that posted it, not that it is her in the pisc, learn to use your brain

>>33242164
It's a brown person thing.

Men, if your gf wanted to be dp'd by you and a toy, would you be okay with that? Which way would you want it to go?

>>33242164
PA

>>33242166
>>33242170
Also I'm white.

Ladies.
What is better cooking a meal together or getting one made for you?
I love cooking for my dates but I don't know if it's better to do it with them

>>33242170
Okay that would make much more sense, I've never communicated with someone who isn't white irl.

>>33242128
Are you 5'4 or 5'6

>>33242171
idk if i'd do it but i'd definitley plan to break up with her
dont want to deal with that shit

>>33242175
I like cooking, but I love feeding people

>>33242171
Yeah sounds fun. I would want to be in her mouth I think. Real dick in the mouth seems more fun for her compared to a dildo.

>>33242164
I live in a thkrd world shithole and it's normal. Even in the US according testimony I've heard from people I've talked to.
However, it really is a personal thing. And, if then the baby/child doesn't regularly wear her earrings, the holes can close rather quickly so it may just be forgotten.

Funnily enough, I was gonna bring this up on the argument about circumcision yesterday.

>>33242166
>Nevada
>a state known only for prostitution, porn, and drugs
Checks out, your mother was probably in a lot of porn in the 80s

>>33242049
M, 5'7"
whatever this height difference is >>33241874

>>33242175
You could probably get away with making meals together if your kitchen isn't really small or a hallway. It's nice to share the duties and have the help, the creative input

>>33242179
Then let's make dinner together!
We can feed one another

>>33242177
What? No, I'm 5'11". I'm short, not a dwarf.

>>33242183
No not really, but if you want to go off of broad stereotypes, I can't stop you.

>>33242171
only if that toy is attached to another woman
ass+pussy or ass+mouth

>>33242133
>>33242159
I said it's fine though. I'm assuming Anon likes other things too. Anon, you know how to cook food right, you're not just expecting your gf to do all the prep work for your fishing picnic, right? You listen to music, you read books, you exercise, you're a well-rounded person with more to your life than just those three things? It's fine.

>>33242144
My grandpa had some Lincoln Town Cars in his fleet, which were essentially the same cars. Great cars and I think the Marquis might be better because you can find a ton of parts for them.

>>33242175
>What is better cooking a meal together or getting one made for you?
Depends on where in the relationship and what the goal is. If you're looking to impress, cook it for them. If you're looking to build the relationship or get to know one another better, coom together.

>>33242171
Yeah.
>which way
Why are you acting like this has to be a one time thing? Or like I can't just swap whenever I want to?
As long as she likes it though. I'm not particularly interested in anal, but if she says she would like it or just want to try, I will do it and probably enjoy it.

>>33242187
dude you fell for the king of manlets meme too hard. if your 5'10" or over youre not short, like at all
t. 5'9"

>>33242171
Sure why not. Though it would be funny to think about the setup. Will she be holding the toy? Sitting on it? We stuff a bench/divan close to a wall and stick the toy to the wall? However is logistically feasible I guess.

>>33242194
> Better come together.
Took a left turn but I guess white sauce is also good.

>>33242171
I prefer vaginal sex, but it would probably be easier for her to work the dildo if I'm in her ass. I really have no interest in ramming a dildo in her ass while I hit the vag from behind, which is the only other way I see it working.

>>33242180
Butt is also an option, don't forget.
>>33242190
We're not talking threesomes here, just your gf and you alone with plastic.
>>33242196
Well I guess I mean what would you prefer. Of course it's all doable.

You know a group of people who don't pierce their kids ears? Jews.

>>33242201
It was supposed to say cook.

>>33242200
It's pretty easy to get a toy in hands-free. Lots if vibes even made for that specific purpose.
>>33242202
>I really have no interest in ramming a dildo in her ass while I hit the vag from behind
Can you explain this a bit? What about it do you dislike?

>>33242206
Jews are also traditionally against tattoos. Why does 4chan hate Jews again?

>>33242208
kiss the cook

>>33242206
Yeah but Jews chop their sons penis heads off

>>33242206
What do they do to their children, anon? What do they do to their boys?!

>>33242208
Auto correct got me too. No worries.
Still funny autocorrect changed your to coom.

>>33242206
I'm now imagining there must be a tribal culture out there that puts rings or discs in the foreskin.

>>33242194
well the drivetrain stuff is pretty easy to find since it shares a lot of components with the mustang and f150 of the same era but stuff like the body and interior is harder to find. since old grandma cars arent desirable enough for a lot of modern aftermarket support

>>33242204
Sucking a toy doesn't seem as good, what do you think?

>>33242224
I like it, but obvs not as much as real dick.

>>33242208
coom with the cook

>>33242171
Why would we do that when we have the BVLL?

>>33242171
I would actually prefer that toys be used in the bedroom from time to time. It breaks monotony and keeps things fresh as opposed to doing something like vanilla missionary every single time. At face, a dildo is just another toy that in theory I'd like to use on her. Technically, me being average, I'd prefer using a bigger dildo to dp her - again to break monotony - and I'd enjoy it just fine. But the irl issue of course is that, me being average, there's a worry she enjoys the bigger size more than me. If it turned out that she actually liked using the bigger dildo more than usual, then yeah it'd be a huge bummer and it'd sorta ruin sex I guess, cause like, who wants to fuck someone that actually wants something else, right? But if she didn't, then no, I wouldn't care and would like it, if anything.

Just one opinion, other guys prob see differently

>>33242211
>Can you explain this a bit? What about it do you dislike?
I don't like butt sex to begin with. I have only ever done it because my gf asked for it. But putting my dick in her ass at least lets me fuck, while shoving a dildo in her ass would be distracting and unpleasant. I would rather she worked the dildo, and it would be awkward I think for her to dildo her own ass, so me fucking her ass while she used the dildo in her vag seems more workable.
Honestly an actual MMF 3-way seems like less work. I've done those, but never with a girl I was dating, and I do not think I would want to.

>>33242219
I've read that men in Ancient Greece would sometimes tie their foreskins up for modesty reasons (I guess the glans was seen akin to the female nipple in Ancient Greece), but nothing more beyond that.

>>33242187
what the other guy said. 5'11 aint short bro. You really did fall for it

>>33242230
I ain't even against it.

>>33242231
Speaking of that, I was laughing my ass off reading about the P. Diddy trial details.
>Dozens of times, male prostitutes railed me for 12-18 hours while he watched, high on coke and ecstasy
On one hand I should feel bad reading that, but on the other hand it's hilarious to think what kind of depths people will go to to catch a celebrity man, and also that said celebrity has more comical and pathetic sexual tastes than every weaboo and footfag in here put together

>>33242136
I feel like porn got worse and it's easier to do no-porn now than before

>>33242242
No way, QT is way more deranged than diddy

>>33242232
Dildos don't feel like actual skin. They're not the same. Don't compare. We don't feel the same as your hand either. Masturbation is just the method of getting from point a to point b. Doing it with someone else is much different for obvious reasons. Using toys during is just extra stimulation, and never a thing that you should reasonably be concerned about being replaced/enjoyed less than over. You're enjoying it together, it's just that.

>>33242231
Idk what that means?
>>33242232
It's about sensation of being dp'd the dildo and its size aren't the important details. Also, I'd want to make it clear that real dick is infinitely better than any possible dildo.

pietro diddy

>>33242234
So you'd rather fuck a gf's ass despite not liking that very much, all just so it's more convenient for her to use a dildo on herself? That's weirdly considerate.

>>33242248
Is that true? He better defend himself.

Hey girls, what's the range of age you can accept?
Like how much older the guy can be before you think it's weird? 5? 10?

>>33242253
>Idk what that means?
You don't have a big black bull to take care of matters while your bf isn't there?

women would you date a schizoid boy that goes to bed at 5pm and wakes up at 10pm?

Women, should he be able to lift you? Men, can you lift her?

>>33242204
>We're not talking threesomes here, just your gf and you alone with plastic.
If she's riding a dildo with her butt while sucking me off, maybe

>>33242263
>ask the girls this
>they all only want dudes older than them
>ask the guys
>its just 1/2 x 7

>>33242263
I'm 34. I'd date 20 to 45.

>>33242269
>her
Definitely gonna depend on who "her" is.

>>33242206
Jews wear earrings.

The shit you read about Jews on this website is so bizarre sometimes.

>>33242272
>ask the guys who aren't incels
>"idk bro I just don't want to go to jail, as young as i can get bro"

>>33242274
>tfw i'm 19 or 46
sorry JH, better luck next time

>>33242269
yeah shes lithe and thin and elegant so it'd proably be easy but then id get pepper sprayed and arrested

>>33242264
Oh. That's what you meant.
>>33242271
That works. Also, just for reference, a woman using a strapon on me during a threesome was genuinely terrible. It felt awkward as fuck at best. What you suggested now is way better.

>>33242258
I don't see a point in putting my dick in an ass when a vagina or a mouth is available, but girls get horny for certain things, and I if she wants her ass fucked with or without a DP then it's not a problem to indulge her. I want my gf to enjoy sex too.
Relationships are a cooperative attempt at happiness.

>>33241938
Hoestly it depends on the time of night and the sex dynamic you both have. My ex-boyfriend and I did exactly what your girlfriend is suggesting except I wasn't always woken up all the way and it was more a free use/cnc vibe.

>>33242274
And it's hotter if they're married to another woman.

>>33242277
I'm talking about Jewish law not the actions of non-religious Jews.

>>33242263
Having dated much older, younger men are a lot better.
I think up to ~10 years is a normal range, then it starts delving into the territory of having massively different values, outlooks, priorities, experiences.
I'm not sure how high I'd go anymore but it's less appealing.

>>33242282
>a woman using a strapon on me during a threesome was genuinely terrible. It felt awkward as fuck at best.
Maybe she sucked at fucking?

>>33242267
if my boyfriend isnt going to sleep at the same time as me he has to come to bed and pet me and say soft words to me until i fall asleep first

>>33242282
why awk? Bad rhythm?

>>33242284
How do I screen a new guy I'm dating to make sure he shares the way you think? Need a guy like that.
>>33242289
No fucking way. She was THE most communicative and skilled partner I ever had. Probs because she also has the most experience by far. Like I'm talking more experience with women than any of my exbfs.

>>33242049
M
5'8"
5'2" to 6'5"

>>33242287
Oh, who cares about religious law. You know Christian women still aren't allowed to wear pants? Laws of the Old Testament classified as "abominations" are still valid in the New Testament dispensation, and that's an abomination. I'd like to see anyone argue that the good Christian men of 4chan are opposed to tomboys because of religious law.

>>33241958
F
Joe Goldberg in season 2 of You

>>33242297
>robs because she also has the most experience by far. Like I'm talking more experience with women than any of my exbfs.
Honestly that's kinda hot

>>33242274
When do you plan on dating MKG? You could fuck his wide as well so you still get lesbian action.

>>33242171
Having a machine DPing her while she gives mine a blowjob would be hot. Presumably she would have trouble focusing on oral because of the other sensations.

whenever theres a "state gender, answer this question" post i always give at least two answers based on my two diametrically opposed manners of thinking

>>33242296
Yeh. She tried her best to sync up with him but the angle of the toy wasn't good for that. I tried to explain but we really couldn't get a good thing going with how loosely the shitty modular toy attached to the harness to begin with. Kept coming off. At least we had a laugh about her dick constantly "breaking".

>>33242306
She only dates white boys under 20

>>33242269
M
I can bench press 275 pounds so yeah, I can pick up any woman.

>>33242204
>Well I guess I mean what would you prefer. Of course it's all doable.
Really both. I would start with her pussy and then swap, to avoid "cross-contamination". But I would do both in 1 session.

>>33241958
f, i really like pacha from emperors new groove

>>33242295
i do feel kinda bad for whatever woman gets the honor of being my handler in the future, i only sleep maybe 4 or 5 hours every night and she's either gonna have to accept i'm not going to bed with her or she's not waking up with me. my usual wake time is something like 18 to 19 hours? inherently like 11% to 15% of my day will always be without her for our entire relationship no matter what.
(otoh, i'm in a great position to wake her up with breakfast often)

>>33242305
It's intimidating, if you ask me. She was my first and only gf, so I felt completely stupid compared to her.
>>33242307
How much does a DP machine cost? I assume thousands of dollars.

I absolutely despise getting blood draws, but I need to get a bunch of them done.
How do I fucking cope with this shit?

>>33242049
F
5'7" and anything above 5'8" works for me, ideally between 5'11" and 6'2"

>>33242310
kek. Funny sex is at least better than bad sex

>>33242269
never picked up a barbell in my life so idk
or dumbell i forget with one is t
nevermind BARbell lol

>>33242316
What does it feel like to have good taste? Did you always know you had good taste or did the realization come to you gradually?

>>33242315
Makes sense. And taking a couple of minutes to wash his dick and get a new condom wouldn't ruin the night anyways, so either order seems safely doable.

>>33242282
>It felt awkward as fuck at best. What you suggested now is way better.
How do you feel about that scenario if the dildo is stuck to a mirror?

>>33241958
Mustang from the Red Rising book series is literally the perfect woman and if I could bring her to life I'd kill millions to do it but she'd hate me for it.

when dildo talk starts its time for me to go to bed
goodnugget

>>33242324
NO, only when it's funny to everyone involved. The time we tried new positions and he got me at an angle where I was queefing every time he went in made me want to kms. Their laughing felt awful even if I knew they weren't mocking me.

>>33242327
iunno. i just like characters that makes me feel warm.

>>33242329
I've broken a mirror doing something like that. So I don't attach dildos to anything glass anymore, unless it's really thick like a shower door.

>>33242297
>How do I screen a new guy I'm dating to make sure he shares the way you think?
I don't know. I'm a near complete degenerate in bed and totally honest about it, so that makes me accepting of my gf's degenerate desires. The night I met my gf we had a 3way with the guy who introduced us, so it wasn't hard to be open about stuff after we started actually dating. We could suggest anything to the other without fear of judgment, and respected each other's lines.

>>33242336
nta but really? huh. idve thought the suction cup would fail before the glass

>>33242321
i used to have a primary immunodeficiency when i was younger, had to get poked all the time (both for treatment and extremely regular blood draws). best thing you can do before a poke is to stay super hydrated, and also just let the nurse go wherever she feels most comfortable going, but maybe pay attention to which areas most often get hit. i have a spot in the nook in my arm, for instance, that is a winner every time. don't tense up. i always had a need to watch the needle go in 'cuz i was very needlephobic and can't deal with uncertainty. showering beforehand helps as well, but that's probably not meaningful if you're not having stuff done at your house.

good luck & god speed!

diediediediedie

>>33242320
>How much does a DP machine cost? I assume thousands of dollars.
I think I would buy one if it costs up to 1k but the cheaper ones don't seem that reliable. Then again, having a girlfriend incurs massive costs in itself so idk. Buying a fun device for us is less annoying than planning another vacation.

Women what do you do if you find out his last relationship was with a gold digger from the phillipines he imported when he was a sexpat

girls, if you were with a guy who slept very little, would you prefer he go to bed with you or wake up with you?

>>33242095
No, I assure you, I really HATE tattoos.

>>33242336
>broke a mirror while fucking it
Does this change to good luck because the mirror died in a way it would have enjoyed?

>>33242340
To be fair, it wasn't a wall mirror. And it probs broke from me putting my weight directly on it.

>>33242342
Something wrong?

>>33242345
go to bed. it's comforting/calming, which would help me fall asleep.

>>33242095
nah

>>33242134
based

>>33242348
I assume bad luck, based on me being single still.

>>33242347
I assure you, I hate tattoos but I would rail the daylights out of a short tattooed tomboy.
But then tell her to get them lasered off.

>>33242171
No sex outside of marriage
No fujos

>>33242354
What are you looking for in a partner now?

>>33242351
NTA but that sounds fucking awful.

State gender. Should youtubers be forced to race each while riding toilets?

>>33242360
Skibidi?

Men I just want you to whisper in my ear and call me baby while you stroke my hair

>>33242364
No, get lost.

>>33242364
For once, something easy. I can do that.

>>33242351
i'm inclined to agree, i think, i would rather go to sleep. of course, might be the worst of both worlds, where our schedules don't align and we neither go to bed nor wake up with each other. my preferred sleep schedule is 1am bed time and 6am wake up time

>>33242357
Pretty much just looking for a guy I like who can put up with me and is interested in kids sooner than later. Obvs there are other preferences and deal breakers, but I've pretty much ruled out my entire immediate friend group, coworkers, etc.

>>33242269
I would hope so.
I'm a noodle-armed couch potato and can still lift 200 with a little effort.

help im in a too peaceful feel nothing mood dont want relationship dont feel lonely dont feel sad dont feel angry dont feel happy but it wont last long and ill plunge myself back into hell soon

>>33242370
>tfw i could have scrolled past you on a dating app 20 times by now and just not noticed at all
good luck though

>>33242339
Lucky.
>>33242343
How do sex machines even work? Who do you go to if there are hardware issues? Seems too expensive to buy and maintain.

>>33242343
A fuck machine would be easy to make. It's just a variable speed motor, a dildo, a couple of metal bars, and a cradle. Way less miney than $1k to make.

>>33242374
Go to sweep :3

>>33242362
if it pleases you

>>33242375
I've had awful experiences with apps, so I'm not on them right now.

>>33241958
F, Garrus Vakarian

>>33242370
Would you be ok with a guy itt just taking you away and making you his wife?

>>33242379
im hungry desu

How do I get a gf who prefers anal?

>>33242339
Larp.

>>33242384
Obvs not. I'd want a normal dating pace. Also I'd never go on a date with someone I met on 4chan. Less safe than even dating app shit.

>>33242388
I can prefer anal if you give me the incentive to do so.

>>33242392
What incentive would that be?

>>33242383
*cancels your conversation to continue his calibrations*

>>33242342
How is my favorite midwesterner?

>>33242394
Provide her with a shota lover.

>>33242382
Where have you met the dozens of guys you've been on first dates with this past year?

>>33242391
>Also I'd never go on a date with someone I met on 4chan. Less safe than even dating app shit.
Most men in this thread think most women in this thread are pretty cool people.
Most women in this thread think most men in this thread are pretty awful people.
This truly says a lot about society.

>>33242364
*brings lock of your hair to my face*
*deep inhale through nostrils*

>>33242391
oh. that's a shame, i'm a pretty gentle boy, but to each their own ig.

>>33242388
Preferring anal would be crazy. PiV is literally what I was made for. I love anal, but I want that AND PiV.

>>33242388
There are tons of them on discord. They also have penises, which I assume you're into.

>>33242401
>i'm a pretty gentle boy
"Nice Guy" coded. What next, it's vitally important that you know her boob size?

>>33242403
seethe, tranny lover

>>33242049
F 5’3” and really anything taller than me

I want kisses and snuggles, why don’t I have them?

>extracting femanons hair grease for use as a metal preservative

>>33242408
Can you shut the fuck up for once?

>>33242399
Most of the men here are either incels or manwhores, while most of the women are deranged sluts.
The manwhores like and encourage the sluts, while all three groups tend to drive away any sane women very quickly.

>>33242402
I didn't say no PIV howeverbeit

>>33242408
Because you reject men in electronic communications while lacking the social skills to flirt with men IRL.

>>33242408
youre not a confident extravert that seizes the day and takes what he/she wants

>>33242398
I haven't gone on that many this year yet. It's all my extended friend group, including family friends. Been going to a lot of really boring hangouts with them, meeting new people, etc. It burned a whole in my pocketbook, so I haven't done anything like that in over two weeks now, though.

>>33242412
I know. But I can't honestly say I would ever prefer anal over PiV despite being willing to literally starve myself for a day for the chance to comfortably get assfucked.

>>33242399
>Most women think most men are pretty awful people.
ftfy

>>33242405
no. her attitude is "not someone i could have a good time with" coded.

>>33242413
Yeah I guess

I don’t reject them I just get scared by the idea of meeting them

I don’t think I lack the social skills to flirt I just plainly don’t know how to flirt specifically because I grew up much much fatter than I am now

>>33242269
M
I could lift any woman
Women only weigh 130lbs max
More than that and it's a ham planet

link me your favourite song now pls

>>33242408
To quote women themselves: nobody owes you.

>>33242411
I can’t really be the only female virgin here?

>>33242407
aw!! i love how this general is full of eentsy girls, cutest thing in the world. you would get petted for sure
t. 6'3
>>33242408
YOU WANT IT? IT'S YOURS, MY FRIEND
(AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ENOUGH RUPEES)

>>33242384
I like a quiet, witty type who will leave me alone. And he’s her best friend first before he’s her lover.

>>33242399
ITT right now, there is an obsessive stalker anon. And that's just a vocal one who advertises how fucked up he is. Imagine how many there could be just lurking and waiting to spring on me or another poster who just wants to meet a guy.

>>33242426
sorry I like being a slut

>>33242416
A couple of months ago you said you'd been on dozens of first dates but it never goes further than a second date. How large is your friend group?

>>33242426
I said "most".
There are two freaks talking about their past experiences and future desires for threesomes right now, and a bunch of other hornyposters.

>>33242423
this is probably my favorite song because it holds a lot of meaning but i also associate it with someone that's kind of an ex that i still love lots and so i don't listen to it much anymore, which is sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUim6lk6eDY

>>33242364
>Cuddling in bed with you
>One arm beneath your pillow and the other over your shoulder
>Your arms wrapped around my torso and legs crossed over mine
>Your head buried into my neck, and I stroke with your hair while we lay in silence
>"Hey, baby?", I whisper to you
>You pull your head up and we gaze at each other
>"Hmm?", you respond softly, smiling at me.
>"I love you", I say smiling back. "You make me so happy"

Then we fuck in bdsm style

>>33242426
Yeah, you don't have to be a virgin to be composed and not encourage hornyposting.

>>33242434
Closer to a dozen, I shouldn't have said dozenS.
>How large is your friend group?
Pretty small. But they have huge friend groups themselves. They're always doing something every weekend or holiday. Like tomorrow a handful of a friends' friends are doing a nature walk I'm invited to, but obvs I'm up at 2AM so I'm skipping that.

>>33242427
thought you said pelted for a second lol. girl was about to be skinned by the abominable snowman kek

>>33242388
lots of trannies desperate for male attention

>>33242389
You don't believe I did it because you don't believe you could do it. I did it because I don't give a fuck and go after whatever I want.

>>33242440
lel just for the record, i would absolutely turn any femanon here into something resembling a coonskin cap. and i WOULD wear them on first dates with other women as a power move.

(the manosphere is not ready for my power)

>>33242436
porter robinson is great. iktf regarding the kinda ex situation. crushed hard on and confessed to a friend who got me to branch out and listen to all sorts of music, and i’m reminded of her pretty much all the time when i listen to almost anything im into now. its kinda insane.

>>33242444
No because you said that you’ve never had a MMF threeway with someone you’re dating then said that you had one with your gf when you met, so.

>>33242437
NTA, but nice.

>>33242448
why a cap? why not a suit or pants or shoes or a bag or something else? why a cap?

>>33242423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si81bIoZRJQ
I don't have faves, but this is something I've been listening to. At least make it past minute 1. The entire song is so digestible though

>>33242451
Now pretend he’s 11 years old.

>>33242443
Sorry I like biological women only.

>>33242426
There's only like 3 women on, so the sample size is small

>>33242448
What a trashy accessory to become post mortem. I used to love them as a kid, though. And can't say much, I sleep with rabbit pelts

>>33242450
She wasn't my gf the night we met, she was just some chick I never expected to see again.

>>33242436
Dude I swear, I did not see this, and I'm >>33242454
lmao, i was literally debating about posting shelter

>>33242454
another porter robinson!!

State Gender, could you please show me your favorite description of love.
Whether that be a poem, a scene from a movie, or a song.
Any medium works.

>>33242459
Yeah, okay. So then why’d you get all defensive and pissy? Taking pot shots at me because I misread?

any skinny brunettes in here, wanna date me?

>>33242449
in my case it was a childhood friend, we turned out to both be too traumatized in a discordant way to be able to date properly (now we can't even be in communication anymore, what a world), and we happened to have like EXACTLY the same tastes in music, to a degree that is uncanny. took me a very, very long time to be able to listen to anything again, although i'm getting there. porter robinson is one of my favs, i listened to his blossom for the first time in maybe 7 or 8 months, and it was way less painful than i'd thought (on the contrary, the themes of well-wishing were really nice). utterly depressing topic, though.

i definitely have personal eras of music, one good consequence is that this made music that i stopped being interested in way more listenable as it turned into a refuge, perhaps you could try that

>>33242451
Kek, thanks

>>33242423
M
I'm obsessed with listening to this in the morning to start my day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ua436nnh6s
My favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rdkSb3K0LE

>>33242463
Got nothing for you but I wanted to bump your question.

Men, could you really eat half a cake in a few hours without getting sick?

>>33242453
because two faces means twice the looking, and the second face never blinks (i'll make sure of that)
>>33242458
trashy? nah i just recently got a coonskin cap, wear it on occasion, trying to adopt a more mountain-man aesthetic
>>33242460
a fellow man of good taste. i could have just as easily posted bill wurtz, though, he's probably the only other artist i consider favorite enough to post music from

>>33242364
I fantasize of doing this and telling her how much I like her, love her, praising her and more. I would love to do it.
>simp
Fuck you, it'd be great. And it makes me hard.

>>33242436
NTA, I've only recently gotten into porter robinson. please recommend me some more of his songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbaVgleVcX0

>>33242463
I've never been able to figure out what is love, and all my attempts to do so only resulted in baby hurting me once more.

>>33242473
>Men, could you really eat half a cake in a few hours
Yes.
>without getting sick?
No.

>>33242463
Forget love
I want to die
in your yellow hair

>>33242339
Do you still have 3somes with other people?

>>33242463
F. Love is expressionless. All we can do is try our best to show even a fraction of how we feel to those we truly love.

>>33242473
Pfft. I'm underweight, and yes I can do that.
I MIGHT get sick, or my stomach may hurt. But cake is nice.
And stuff like esting a whole family size pizza in a few hours too.
I have to keep myself from doing it so I have slme left for later.

>>33242474
Why not make the eyes animatronic?
>ywn have a lover that turns you into a tacky accessory after kindly pillowing you away into the next world

>>33242463
I don't read much. I do remember seeing some that I thought sounded really nice.
But the kne that means most to me is the one I came up with. She was my home.

>>33242399
Meanwhile in reality the brutality of class and race would mean most of the male anons would reject the female anons, kek.
Life is not fair in any way at all

>>33242473
oh hell yea
>>33242463
from the english translation of the armenian definitions of hermes trismegistus, pic rel

>>33242476
if you like siivagunner, there's a playlist of all the porter robinson mashups/rips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kiwAtq1tGc&list=PLQTaxet_qGFtFe-Djh2ZRkNe7VgqlnEic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uahYqBgIpDg&list=PLn8P5M1uNQk5O6P2Q6JjGoFpqaWdwKqXz
https://youtu.be/KyNVRrHkwe0
and i think everyone knows this one, but it's my fave https://youtu.be/W2TE0DjdNqI

>>33242463
Serious, watch the entire vid.
>context
Scene is at it's climax. Consider the male as terminally ill but it's ironic since only the audience knows.
>vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31n-yPtfnU

>>33242485
i'm gonna hollow them out so that way it looks like the eyes follow you no matter what angle you're at

>>33242473
I personally can't, but I know quite a few guys who probably could

>>33242493
Just do the resin on the eyes yourself and use the holographic pieces that do the movement thing right beneath a thin layer of resin.

>>33242475
>And it makes me hard
Finding a guy who has a complimenting kink that's as strong as my kink for being complimented would be awesome.

>>33242465
I wasn't defensive, I thought I was making fun of a beta loser. I didn't know you were just autistically examining my posts for technical inconsistencies.

>>33242443
"Prefer" implies the presence of a vagina

>>33242473
>tfw not teenage metabolism anymore
i could eat my entire month's calorie budget in one sitting without hard self-discipline

>>33242473
No

>>33242499
um, transgender women have vaginas all the time, it's called being post-op (and yes, it looks and feels like the real thing, sorry to disappoint)

>>33242487
With a few exceptions, the women here are pieces of shit.

>>33242473
Girl I could eat a whole cake in a hour.

>>33242463
>>33242492
the ending is beautiful too, but I chose this one as the better answer
>ending (watch from timestamp 3:00)
https://youtu.be/00oyNNAX-C4?t=181

>>33242502
lmfao very funny

>>33242497
It's not just compliments, but it's more like affection, I enjoy praising her and such situations make horny. But all kinds of expressions of affection make me horny. If a woman said that she loved me, or praised me, or talked about how much she likes me, I'd fuck her right there.
And praising her makes me think about how much I like her then that makes me horny too.

>>33242468
> took me a very, very long time to be able to listen to anything again, although i'm getting there
damn.
>as it turned into a refuge, perhaps you could try that
hm ill think about it, thanks.
>>33242471
first one is cute. second one feels kinda emo kinda the mountain goats, nice.

>>33242496
okay, you got me, i have major color autism and would absolutely make them have the effect that foiled pokemon cards have

>>33242420
Just practice with us lunatic for a while, then unleash what this website taught you on unsuspecting men IRL
it will look like Amber Heard, someone post that pic of her holding the sign

Hearing other men talk about what they find attractive in women makes me despise them
faggots

>>33242497
funny, as a guy i wish the same, last partner helped me discover a praise kink but it feels like a really weird thing to request from someone (especially girls). c'est la vie, i guess

>>33242512
idgi they’re faggots because they’re straight?

>>33242508
>If a woman * said
who I like*
Otherwise it does nothing.

>>33242510
>I loved the sparkle in her eyes so much that I made sure I captured it perfectly with this foil edition Blastoise from the Sun and Moon edition.

>>33242503
That's harsh. The only two tripfags I think could be referred to that way don't post here any more, it seems.

>>33242481
No. I honestly got kind of bored with stuff like that. Like most of the thrill for me was seeing how far I could go. I became jaded enough that all I want now is normal sex with some occasional hair pulling or light choking. Pretty vanilla, really.

>>33242514
they're faggots in the other sense of the word

>>33242473
Yeah, wtf, this shouldn't be a question

>>33242490
Sounds hella gay.

Hearing other men talk about what they find attractive in women makes me feel like I'm in good company. Good job, men. Keep it going.

Hearing other men talk about how amazing they'd be at sex makes me feel like I'm playing poker with Steve Carell though.

>>33242513
Must've been nice. I can't get guy to even listen to a compliment that I give without brushing it away

me and who

>>33242498
Ah so you’re just a general piece of shit, gotcha.

>>33242463
God has given us a dark wine so potent

that, we leave the two worlds.


God made Majnun love Layla so much

that just her dog would cause confusion in him.


There are thousands of wines

that can take over our minds.


Don't think all ecstasies are the same.

Jesus was lost in his love for God.

His donkey was drunk with barley.


Every object, every being,

is a jar full of delight.

Be a connoisseur, and taste with caution.


Any wine will get you high.

Judge like a king, and choose the purest,

not the ones adulterated with fear,

or some urgency about "what's needed."


Drink the wine that moves you

as a camel moves when it's been untied,

and is just ambling about.

-Rumi

>>33242512
what posts you looking at? What I miss?

I should've specified, it's a very heavy cake. Topped with shredded coconut. I didn't expect the guy I gave half of it to to text me saying he finished it all and he liked it. It felt like he's just blowing smoke up my ass.

>>33242517
I see, so JH’s pedophilia is no cause for concern, as one example.

>>33242530
You're wasting your time on him, you should flirt with married men instead.

>>33242530
shredded coconut is so good

>>33242530
Is he a big guy?

>>33242530
>shredded coconut
Jesus fuck, that's even more of a "let me at it"

>>33242509
>kinda emo kinda the mountain goats
Always /emo/
Everyday
>First one is cute
I know right, its such a nice way to start the morning.
Sun shining through the windows, birds singing, gentle breeze entering the room.
Its just *chefs kiss*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGEsiMjrfLc
Here's a cover of No Children by an artist I adore

>>33242525
oh it was the nicest, it morphed into a very light pet play sort of thing, absolutely incredible kink to discover, and it's not one i'm certain i'll ever be able to really explore again, i can't imagine anyone else really scratching the itch, makes me sad although there is something divinely funny about being left like a dog suddenly missing their owner

>>33242535
No, and he's on the older side.

>>33242539
Well, I'm sure he's a big guy for you.

>>33242538
Shit. I meant just the compliments thing turning to something more. I didn't mean for you to elaborate, my bad. But good for you

>>33242530
>shredded coconut.
Whats the rest of the cake like, you have my interest now. I fucking LOVE coconut.
Post a pic of it if you have one

girls don't actually poop... right?

>>33242539
>he's on the older side
Explain, usually older fellas aren't into sweets but the ones who are will absolutely demolish an entire pie if they are given the chance

>>33242544
You don't want to know how German girls do it.

>>33242544
no, they Shit.

>>33242542
rofl sorry, didn't mean to trauma dump you unannounced then, thanks for reading anyway

>>33242527
Bullying beta losers is for their own good. If they never get mad enough to break out of their cycle of fear and self doubt they will just remain in darkness. Life doesn't wait for anybody, you have to get fired up.

>>33242540
I was going to make that reference, but I want to talk cake, not memes.

>>33242516
i'm very interested in getting tattoos with bizarre pigments and inks, and you're now making me look into trying to see if i can replicate the foil look with a tattoo. you have no idea how much i'd love being iridescent, i don't care if the odd look would make me undateable to all women

>>33242549
The trauma part would have been less invasive. You're fine, all good

>>33242546
He's definitely into sweets, I just didn't think it was reasonable to eat half of a whole thing in an afternoon.

>>33242544
Only for fetishists, its kinda like ahegao or big knees or inflation in that way.

>>33242554
eating stuff a girl gives you is probably a good excuse to break diet for the day

>>33242554
maybe he just hadn't eaten that day

>>33242552
Just do it on your fingers. Like alternating the tips in the length, like you've dipped them at different depths. Goddamn, it would probably hurt to get fingers tattooed so bad though.

>>33242525
Guys like compliments that focus on their ability. If he's fucking you and you moan "fuck that feels amazing" or "im cumming" or "god you looks so hot from down here" then he's gonna eat it up because it means he is being successful at turning you on and fucking you. So like, more raunchy is better I guess

>>33242554
Show us the cake nona

>>33242537
>Here's a cover of No Children by an artist I adore
Jesus but that's a bad cover. The dude has no sense of melody and his voicing is just so twee.

State gender, what homemade cake do you want for your birthday? It can be professional, but needs to be doable in a normal home setting. So no gilded with gold or money or a positive pregnancy test

>>33242564
Chocolate is good.

>>33242543
>>33242561
Pic rel.

>>33242560
Shit to know the only time your opinion matters is when someone is rummaging your holes, but fair enough.

>>33242561
+1 for this

>>33242564
Chocolate icing over vanilla cake, with a side of peanut butter and chocolate icecream.

>>33242564
>a positive pregnancy test
Kek, interesting idea.
But I would probably be struggling to grasp the idea of even telling a woman that it's my birthday. I'm probably dying alone. Just forget the cake and give me a moment to process this all, is what I'd think.

>>33242566
Yeah I could fuck up a half of that cake easy.
Maybe even a full cake.
Now whats the details on the cake.

>>33242566
Betty Crocker?

>>33242566
Would gobble down half of that/10
good job

>>33242566
That cake is small AF. Easily could eat the entire thing in less than 30 min

>>33242553
i'll remind you we are ANONYMOUS you silly anon, there's not much invasiveness to be had. i can tell you about other kinks i have, like forced orgasms, or drugged sex. weed, for some reason, has an insanely sexual effect on me, makes me able to cum multiple times and stuff, it'd be such a hot scenario to be tied up, force-fed edibles and then made to coom endlessly. alas, it seems a lot of women don't have a very sex-as-play attitude
>>33242559
nah i'm going all in, i'd get a sleeve like that probably depending on just how well you could actually get that truly shimmering look. i'm currently in the process of sourcing non-toxic glow in the dark pigment, so that way i'll have a tattoo that glows whenever it's in shadows/darkness, probably gonna have to do the actual tattoo myself though

>>33242572
Homemade.
>>33242574
That's just a small piece from the half I kept. You can tell it was a big cake.

well gender
are you?

>>33242566
is that what's left, or is that what you gave them? that certainly does NOT look like half, that looks like a third, at absolute fucking best

>>33242579
Noo NOO NO NO NO NOO NOO NO NO WHY W WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT I WOULDNT DO THAT AHAHA LIKE COME ON WHO WIULD DO THAT I WOULDNT DO THST I DONT NEED TO DOT HAT IM PERFECT

>>33242579
I think I've run out of them. I'm tired of this game and hoping for things that won't happen. But I guess I gotta keep going. The light inside has broken but I still work.

>>33242566
You must not be American because this is small.
Google what a Costco cake is and you will see what a real big cake looks like.

>>33242580
That's what WAS left. My dad finished it off earlier. I gave the guy at work half, maybe technically more than half since it wasn't a straight cut. The angle was bad, I should've done top-down.

>>33242567
No, the point is that he needs prOOf. If you want to compliment his muscle, you could grab em, give em a bite, and say how you wanna see him use these in the bedroom lAter (and then at night say you're too tired, kek), he's still gonna love it. If he doesn't have proof, it might as easily be just sycophancy just because yall are close. People [tell themselves] want to believe something is real (not actually true)

>>33242564
M
chocolate cake with white buttercream frosting and filling, with chocolate chips in the filling and on the side of the cake, with chocolate truffle on the top dripping down on the sides.

>>33242583
The bottom line is it's more total food than I've ever given him before. So I count it as too big to be finished so soon alone, even if it was only around half of it.

>>33242578
Unless you cut the cake from the horizontal, no I know it's just 1/4 of it. That's still very small.

>>33242566
Mind sharing the recipe? What's the icing?

>>33242590
I didn't think I'd be so defensive about the size of my cake. Is this how men feel about their dicks?

>>33242564
M
I want this one >>33242566
but if I can't have that I'd want some sort of Ube flavored cake.
Maybe as a Swiss Roll style or maybe as a Tres Leches style.

>>33242575
Whoops, you were the same person on both of those.
Yeah, we're anonymous, still feels like voyeurism or something. Can't explain it.
The UV-reactive inks have been out for a while now. I wonder if they've made anything using ink based on bioilluminated animals. We've CRISPR'd the shit into bacteria, but to be able to make it functional as an ink that isn't rejected or WBC'ed away would be neat to see.
For iridescent looks, you'll maybe have to go full black with almost like a fine spray pattern of different colored inks throughought. I don't really know how well that'd work out. I thought fingertips sounded cool just because it seems sort of like you've walked away from a ritual and dipped your fingers in magic(k) ink or something. I'm being gay.

>>33242592
yes

>>33242578
Stop ignoring me, tell me more details about the cake.
What style cake is it and what kind of frosting did you use.

I'm 34, she's 22. How do I know if this is geniune love and she'll be ready to commit later or she just wants gifts and nice stuff?

>>33242591
It's extremely simple. Literally just a generic yellow cake with bought vanilla frosting and some toasted coconut shavings. You could just buy a cake mix and it'd probs come out less crumbly.

>>33242599
Stop giving her gifts and nice stuff, see how she acts.

>>33242592
Unironically yes

>>33242593
Lmao
Behold. Ube cock

>>33242596
See >>33242600. The style is "I want this guy to like me so I have to quickly do this before work the next day". I usually prefer to frost the whole thing, but I figured it'd be too rich with generic bought frosting and the coconut, so I held back.

>>33242594
i don't mean UV inks, i mean glow in the dark like how you might find in a child's toy. they don't make tattoo ink like that because there's an extremely persistent myth that glow-in-the-dark pigments are super toxic, which hasn't been true for at least three decades now

google says there is such a thing as iridescent pigment, but i'm not sure the degree to which it'd be able to shine from light filtered through skin. with how fine tattoo particles have to be, i'm not sure if you could make them that fine and keep them iridescent. to be clear, i'm not talking about making something that appear iridescent, i want the real thing.
>I thought fingertips sounded cool just because it seems sort of like you've walked away from a ritual and dipped your fingers in magic(k) ink or something. I'm being gay.
lmao no i think we're on more of the same wavelength than you'd think, i find this whole process of sourcing pigments and making my own ink to be something akin to alchemy

Femanons what is something freaky a guy can do during sex that you would enjoy?

>>33242603
>uncut
it should be circumcised if you want it to be authentic
Is it a dessert or just a bread? Looks like it could be biscotti

>>33242609
nag but i'm absolutely gonna start licking whoever takes my virginity. just straight up face lick. like the joker always said: introduce a little anarchy

>>33242609
>>33242612
I was thinking licking, too. Like what else is freaky but not unsafe or violent that could be acceptable for a guy to do?

>>33242593
HO that's perdy

>>33242592
Ok if you want some perspective, look at your pic again, enlarge it (I have a nice extension that makes it look normal size to me), then imagine flattening the entire cake. This aint a dense cake - most of the volume is air, so when flat it's gonna be like 1 cm tall, 2 cm at max.

Is that not a small AF pizza? Most guys can easily devour this.

Now, what if instead the entire volume was a giant foot long brownie. Would the guys here respond differently? Well, the better question would be more, DO we want to eat a huge ass brownie? Brownies are too dense to enjoy in large bulk. A giant cookie that size would be better, but still not as enjoyable. Same with cheese cake (though I loove cheese cake so I might eat more than most). Ice cream that size would easily be enjoyable. Cake is just the easiest.

why did I write so much about cake, lol wtf is this conversation

>>33241863 (OP)
I wish I could marry a pornstar

>take a nap on the couch
>feel intense dread and wake up
>see cat with eyes dilated to the max sitting in front of my face ready to pounce
>wave a cushion at her and go back to my room
i’m never sleeping on the couch ever again.

>>33242606
Yeah, I know what you meant. I was just bringing up the knowledge of the UV thing to segue, I've not seen glowing ink outside of that effect.
I saw metallic tattoo inks on google, but only tricks with shading and light use for the effect to get an iridescent look. Our search results likely differed though. Real thing might be available in the future. Biohack something.
I've watched a few videos on that and making papers from various found items. Sounds like fun.

>>33242566
If a woman gave me cake she made by herself, I'd buy her a ring.

>>33242614
freaky lick where? Do you enjoy armpit or cheek or nose or forehead? Neck and torso sound more normal

>>33242599
you don't, you just do your best and hope it turns out well, because if it does, it'll be great

>>33242611
It was just rolls. It looked like a massive Grimace Donger, and I thought it'd be great to take a picture.

gnight yall

>>33242604
You can add a little cream cheese and lemon juice to the frosting and that might help the cloying flavor some store frostings get

>>33242619
she's ready to eat you if you die
>>33242622
>armpit or cheek or nose
nta
I do this and I keep called weird but they let me keep doing it
>>33242626
No homo but it does look like grimace's penis but it also looks good

>>33242620
oh gotcha, sorry that might have been a bit of an automatic response, "glow in the dark" for some reasons seems associated with specifically UV inks, literally every time i've described this idea to someone they always think i'm just talking about UV inks.
i am in a major biohacking/biopunk phase right now, part of the reason for my interest in this. i'm not so sure about the iridescence one, but the glow in the dark for sure is possible, there's also other neat pigments, like ones that glow if you rub them. i like the idea of making a lottery scratcher tattoo, or perhaps having subtle tattoos the ends up glowing based on like flexing or something.

what i REALLY can't wait to do is to get my glowie tattoo and then convince strangers that are sat next to me on plans that i work as a nuclear engineer at a factory and yeah, you know, my hand is just like that now after an accident. oh you're pregnant? haha i'm sure it'll be fine

>>33241905
Japanese porn has incredibly high production values, different scenarios, a lot of models who just do couple of movies so the variety is insane. People in the community are also incredibly dedicated so tools to finding and sorting movies are really really powerful and way above shitty search algorithm at pornhub

For example:
Compare KV-189 to SDDE-697 to DSVR-01730
See >>>/jp/49584234


Also the actors are funny and even the most popular ones do meets and greets while Western pornstars live in gated communities. They're normal people

>>33242631
Not the gay biohacking like what is mainstream now, with just taking a shit load of supplements, skin treatments, and like.. masquerading as a walking hypochondriac though, right? There was this one guy that created vaccines, did a fecal transplant, amongst other things that created a site with a lot of the microbes and tools that you could use to play house with bacteria. He trooned out though.
I'm imagining the Nic Cage pillow with the sequins

>>33242637
>did a fecal transplant,
nta
My favorite streamer had to do this when he got C. Diff.
Biohacking is such a fucking cool field
>He trooned out though
What is trooning out if not another form of biohacking

>>33242635
See this great article too:

https://www.zenra.net/blog/meeting-aika-my-experience-attending-a-jav-meet-and-greet-as-a-literal-giant

If it was western pornstar this would never happen, OF ruined the industry

>>33242637
i'm this anon here >>33242341, i seemed to have outgrown my immune issues (at least i don't take any medicine now and i don't ever get sick) but i made peace a long time ago with the idea of having an effectively shortened life span (and i still might, a lot of immune deficiencies make you super susceptible to cancers and stuff), so i've found myself very willing to do weird shit, consequences be damned. you'd think i'm a hypochondriac, but i'm actually the opposite (and honestly, i despise this obsession ppl have with living forever).
i'm not at the point of doing fecal transplants, but i pretty much handle the entirety of my own medical needs with research chemicals, and obviously am kinda interested in experimenting with creative ways of doing traditional body modification, though i'm not interested in piercings. i am soon about to embark on an experiment with some very interesting supplements that make your brain really plastic, i've talked about it on here sometimes but i'm interested in seeing how much 'brain surgery' i can do using meditation and brain plasticizing drugs.
i do really like the idea of having a cute tattoo that you can rub to reveal the word "NIGGER" or something else like that, there's something very funny about doing something to myself that would make people curious only to have that get revealed

>>33242641
I wonder if it's because there's something fucked up in the way that tumor growth factor and other methods used to recognize borked cells, so they can metastasize more easily.
What substance were you thinking of using? I get it with the research, I used to read clinical research and medical articles for the joy/curiosity factor. My interests were usually in herbs, primarily.

>>33242644
my specific issue had to do with B cell abnormalities, a good chunk of my B cells wouldn't mature properly and so i wouldn't form long-term immunities to most things. any vaccine i get would only produce an antibody response for about a couple of weeks.
i would imagine, then, that my body (assuming that it still can't form long term immunities) would be able to deal with short term cancer cells, and probably be able to effectively eliminate small cancers, but if they managed to survive for a few weeks, then i'd be fucked. i think you find leukemias and stuff, in this population. i am not an immunologist, though, and it's a absolutely fucked field wrt coherenty and simplicity, and my understanding is a very low resolution one.
>What substance were you thinking of using?
i'm about to have a four-substance stack. first one is a stimulant related to pemoline and ultimately a derivative of aminorex called cyclazodone, because i have really bad attention issues. second is tianeptine, because i've been in a pretty depressive phase in my life this past half year and it has in the past been effective. i have yet to combine the two regularly, but the one time i did it was a POWERFUL combination.

for brain plasticizing, i'm looking at a substance called eutropoflavin, or 4'-dimethylamine-7,8-dihydroxyflavone, which is a very potent selective trkb agonist, research seems to indicate that it stimulants receptors at about 7x the strength of regular BDNF, which is one of the endogenous hormones your body uses to make your brain plastic. and then tying it all together with a daily dosing of NAC, as pemoline has a reputation for causing sudden acute liver failure, and i don't want that with the cyclazodone. the hope is that through meditation, cognitive therapy-like behavior, stimulants and antidepressants, combined with the plasticizer, i can remodel my brain to be a little bit more naturally functional, hopefully i don't give myself memory loss and epilepsy though

I think the idea of pornbrain as a term is dumb. I've problems with it, but I've never deluded myself into thinking that those were the most beautiful women, or that it was anywhere near what actual sex is like. I've met women in real life who were so beautiful that also languish in subpar positions. Basically, porn dulls your sense of taste. Welcome to my TED Talk.

>>33242644
>>33242650
sorry, just realized i've been very me focused. what kind of herbs were you interested in, and what got you into reading papers on them? clinical papers really aren't for the faint of heart

>>33242653
Looking at porn elicits a physical response in women, just like it does in men. The reason why women fear porn is that they're jealous of the female performers.

>>33241891
you just never really listen so men never really feel heard....so sad women are like this....
we say perky or saggy

>>33241905
Japanese women are often beautiful
Their porn is the fucking worst though, screaming like they're dying and pixels flying everywhere

>>33241891
What do you mean? I say that all the time that shape is more important than size!
>only thinking of the best kind of boobs
Yes.

>>33242660
I find it quite the opposite. Japanese and Asian people look off to me. Not wrong, off.

>>33242663
Yeah but that's just because you have the gay gene that makes you dislike monolid eyes

>>33242665
Nah dude their faces are just built wrong for me.

>>33240193
You want me to make Joji nightcore?

>>33242077
Only when they look really good. And I'd still discourage a woman from getting them because it's just not worth the risks and cost.

>>33242131
My levels of horny is way less than when I was younger, if that's what you're asking. But I'm never losing my virginity.

>>33242640
I love this dress, it's giving Alice in Wonderland
>>33242619
Cat just wanted to play
>>33242579
Your mum is a romantic delusion in my subconscious
>>33242544
https://youtu.be/cC4Tqn9DhFo?si=lcqrQvnkgcdt-LyM

>>33242206
Jews are into other kinds of body mods on their kids.

>>33242526
Tfw garden chairs are getting more action than you

>>33242131
I will never have sex

>>33242309
Why are you schizo?

>>33242364
>whisper in my ear
I'm not creative enough for this.

>>33242547
fake news, the actual German girl fetish is pretending to be black, shaving/dying their head in the dyke window, getting a nosering and throwing bricks at "fascist" cops while they try to administer Narcan to other German girls currently overdosing outside of a gay club

>>33242374
See you there.

>>33242267
Do you work nightshift or something
>>33242131
>when you lost your virginity
Kek

>>33242463
Love is when the infatuation starts to hurt.

>>33242473
Probably. Depends on the size of the cake.

>>33242564
Don't know. Something new that I've never had before.

This world sucks bros. Wish I could hop to some other world and take a stab at being better. Wouldn't be surprised if there was some other universe that enjoys life on a different level and depth than we do.

>>33242579
m. most definitely

>>33241958
M
Shego from Kim Possible

>>33241902
>my boss is bringing watermelon to work tomorrow to celebrate
That's hilarious
Are you gonna eat any

>>33241958
M
Power, Raven
Various instagtam cosplayers whom I will not name

No higher ideals on this one, lust and beauty work well together

>>33242693
Real, and I think that there is but they have a different kind of trap, it's apples and oranges
But I feel you, certainly this life isn't for us

>>33242635
>>33242640
I want to know what she looks like in bed first thing in the morning, without all the makeup and gubbins.

>>33241958
M
The mom from bluey. I don't mean I want to fuck a milf, but I just mean someone that'd make a good mother to our kids (and would also be fun to play with).

>>33242693
>Wish I could hop to some other world
They all suck.
>take a stab at being better
You can do that in this one.

Women truly are just awful.

>>33242698
>Power
Bang
>Raven
Based
Although their personalities are complete opposites.

>>33242702
>The mom from bluey
I see I'm not the only person who thought she was hot

>>33242706
Yawn.

Women, is a man solo travelling especially to third world countries a red flag?

>>33242709
I'm not saying I want to fuck a dog, I just want a family ;_;

>>33242714
I mean if I was a dog...
That's understandable though, Bluey is really wholesome

>>33242714
Speaking of smashable dogs though...

>>33242710
Eat a bag of dicks.

>>33242706
Their behaviour isn't punished anymore, that's why. They are basically children who were told that nothing they do is wrong.

>>33242724
Women will flame you for this, but you are 100% correct.

>>33242715
If I was a dog it would be a completely different story, but as a man I do not wish to have sexual relations with a dog.
>>33242721
Anon; please.

>>33242727
That's what I'm saying, if you were a dog
We're talking about cartoons
>please
What
Brandy is actually wife material
Rich bratty stacy who has a really sweet side and character development

Women: would you hookup with slightly ugly guy if he was /fit/? Have you ever hooked up with a guy just because of his body?

>>33242722
That's your thing.

thinking about those cysts on qts nut sack

>>33242761
wtf get help bro

>>33242774
i will pop them

>>33242739
not this shit again

>>33242781
ouch ;_; the Dr said leave em

>>33242712
depends on his overall vibe

state gender
what is the trashiest thing about you?

>>33242795
I regularly lurk atoga.

>>33242795
i wanna pop the cysts on qts balls

>>33242798
>>33242799
I am deeply concerned and shocked

>>33242795
M
My body

>>33241891
>feel the difference
You mean as in more "denser packed" or more like water balloons?
Yeah that difference is feelable.
But as with size, it doesn't matter too much.
If it fits, it fits.

>>33242761
Hope they get severaly infected.

>>33242160
>damn neuro really brings out the worst in the posters here
Heh

>>33242795
M, probably the fact I'm drinking a glass of cider and smoking at 11am

>>33242812
>severaly
hope you learn how to spell
>>33242799
who are you ppl and what have I done to hurt you

>>33242823
Smoking is trashy at any hour.

>>33242825
>what have I done to hurt you
you post here

>>33242829
touche
>>33242827
your mom is trashy at any hour
(just kidding she's a nice lady and respectable member of the community)

>>33242160
Evil people spread evil, that's what they do

>>33242832
shut up arm stripes

>>33242835
>t. Neuro

>>33242100
Probably still is, in addition to being a single mother without alimony coming in because the somalian disappeared on a boat back to Africa along with his extended family. Even MKG would think twice about hitting that, now.

>>33242840
wait did this actually happen or is this just hearsay

>>33242840
>single mother
No, that's Cheswick

>>33240193
I did a thing https://voca.ro/1nlxn0LeA4VP

>>33242835
>arm stripes
Creative.

>>33242840
Are you talking about Vore now? kek

>>33242817
>Lawful Good - Mabel
>Neutral Good - Catposter
>Chaotic Good - :3
>Lawful Neutral - FAQfag
>Neutral - QT
>Chaotic Neutral - JH
>Lawful Evil - MKG
>Neutral Evil - Neuro
>Chaotic Evil - ENTJ
Did I get it right?

>>33242848
>pedo
>Chaotic Neutral
so you are also a pedo?

>>33242849
Uh, no. How would you align it?

>>33242784
Answer the question (if you're a woman)

>>33242850
NTA
>pedo
>anything but evil
You are either trolling or the same trash.

>>33242848
wtf I'm supposed to be a chaotic evil villain, not boring ol "neutral"

>>33242849
Oh and stop trolling with this.

F. Why do people kill spiders so casually?

>>33242863
shut up pedo nigger

>>33242866
Because people are meanies
Also some people are very scared of spiders so I can empathise more in that case
I was supposed to get rid of spiders at my old workplace but I either took them outside or just left them if they were daddy longlegs lol. Cause not only are they harmless but they help get rid of flies etc.

>>33242866
nobody I know does that, stop spending time with trash

>>33242015
the tripcode is lost, so we can't be sure, but the real one would've posted xer scars by now or some other identifier, so most likely a larp

>>33242849
>>33242858
nta Their actions cause significant harm and violate fundamental ethical principles. They would fall under they would likely fall under chaotic evil or possibly neutral evil.

Harley Quinn nowadays would probably be a chaotic neutral. Hell, even Joker didn't want to be allied with a Nazi.

>>33242866
M. I kill them when they're inside and there's no practical way to release, but not casually. I feel bad.

>>33242866
Built in fear and cultural influence, unfamiliar form, no feedback when they die.

>>33242849
>>33242856
Okay, didn't know about pedo alegations

>>33242873
What has neuro done that's "evil" lol? You are chatting mad shit

>>33242873
Whoops. Ignore that second thing.

>>33242878
>doesn‘t even know JH is a pedo
>thinks he can categorize regulars in any way or form

>>33242879
She shacked up with a guy that wants to physically mutilate her. That does in fact cause significant harm and violate fundamental ethical principles, no matter how much the person wants that.

Also you're a simp.

>>33242879
NTA, if you believe in the legitimacy of those posts, then that's what she is
>>33241833
>But rather than fix your own shit or refusing to wallow in the toddler-esque sob story you've been selling _____, you, instead, chose to fuck another woman's husband for over a year- a year, by the way, I spent fighting for my life. What woman does that to another woman? What kind of woman are you? What kind of person are you? Never mind that last question. It's obvious the caliber of person that you are. Maybe, before ending someone else's marriage, you could think twice about what you're doing before you fuck the husband like the ugly, dirtly little whore that you are.

>>33242888
>doesn‘t even mention that she knowingly fucked a married guy behind his wifes back or got married to another guy and ghosted him without even having met up with him
lol

>>33242888
>shacked up with a guy that wants to physically mutilate her
Wtf hope she is safe
Surely that makes the guy sadistic and ""evil"" though not her
>you're a simp
For your mom yes

>>33242891
Lol. Yeh, that too. :)

She ghosted the new guy she was in some sketchy mutilation pact with? I don't keep up with 4chan lore.

>>33242892
stop acting like you havent jerked off to the vocas of her getting punched in the stomach

>>33242891
>fucked a married guy behind his wifes back
Ok that is really shitty lmao
But playing devil's advocate, he probably cheated anyway/was sleeping with other women
I guess I have sympathy for neuro because we're both fucked in the head. Really she should stay single for a few years desu and sort her shit out but we all know that's not going to happen

>>33242894
yeah, the muslim somali from canada that she met on soc in a looking for abusive relationship thread and married without having met irl, then fucked some other guy behind her husbands back and just ghosted him lol

>>33242892
>Surely that makes the guy sadistic and ""evil"" though not her
It was her idea. Surely they must share the sadism.

>>33242895
I never listened to that shit lol, I remember clicking on and off at the time but it was disturbing
>>33242894
>ghosted the guy she was in some sketchy mutilation pact
I mean this sounds like a good thing desu
>>33242899
>looking for abusive relationship thread
ik this is 4chan but why is that shit even allowed on the board lol
>>33242899
>fucked some other guy behind her husbands back
Wait really? I thought it was just the guy who was married not her
Omegalul

>>33242904
>clicking on and off at the time but it was disturbing
so you did know, why act like you have no idea what kind of person she is? cringe simp

>>33242895
Yeh, she's legit damaged. People like that, they have deep emotional pain, unmet needs, or maladaptive coping mechanisms. She's legit a good candidate for professional help. I just hope she realizes that before it's too late.

>>33242899
Didn't she like move to Canada for the Muslim?

>>33242908
>a good candidate for professional help
pretty sure no psychiatrist would want to touch that with a ten foot pole

>>33242910
that was the plan but she ghosted before ever moving there

>>33242906
nta ALSO why are you trying to act all holier than thou? A crab at the top of the bucket is still a crab.

>>33242878
It's probably the same guy who says she got raped by a family member and who defends qt.

>>33242915
not even doing that, lol
obviously I have listened to it

>>33242904
>I mean this sounds like a good thing desu
It could be. She could be starting to realize, "WTF am I doing?"

Also talking like this about someone when they're not here makes me uncomfortable lol.

>>33242848
Lawful Good - Mabel
Neutral Good - Catposter
Chaotic Good - :3
Lawful Neutral - FAQfag
Neutral - Bulbous
Chaotic Neutral - QT
Lawful Evil - MKG
Neutral Evil - Neuro
Chaotic Evil - JH

>>33242912
Not a fan of psychiatrists, eh? :) Anon, that is their job. I guarantee a good one has seen shit worse shit than Neuro.

>>33242920
I would bet a lot of money that she has been seeing a professional for years without any improvement

>>33242848
>>33242919
Honestly, just fuck off. We don't need an inaccurate alignment chart. We don't need any chart at all. Assholes like your bottom four feed off of attention. You're only encouraging them to keep on being assholes.

>>33242924
shut up JH

>>33242899
>then fucked some other guy behind her husbands back and just ghosted him lol
Couldn't she break up with him face to camera. Damn, what a weakwilled pussy.

>>33242923
I think she HAS actually mentioned that it's too expensive for her desu.

>>33242930
besides, ofc they have seen much worse, but not much more therapy resistant and annoying

>>33242848
>>33242919
Are you guys legit autistic to do that DBZ style ranking shit?

>>33242932
It's fun

>>33242933
Ok, now do it for races...

Man, how shit do you have to be at relationships to only get one through the promise of physical harm?

>>33242935
I don't think there's enough

>>33242937
Knowing that women like JH or neuro exist makes me understand angry incels a lot better.

>>33242935
Chaotic Evil - Boston Marathon

>>33242932
you mean dnd-style ranking

>>33242848
Stardew is Lawful Good
She would be every good hearted paladin in dnd

>>33242945
>wokeshit
Already below good

>>33242944
You just did it again, autismo.

>>33242939
You are deranged.

Can you even be considered Good if you post here?

>>33242951
shut up crater nipple

>>33242947
Typical evil behavior

>>33242954
At least I don't cheat or help/encourage others to cheat.

>>33242947
>t.

>>33242954
Im jerking off to ddlg audio on the side so make of that what you will

>>33242960
Something less bad is still bad though. Saying that avoids real growth. It makes you complacent. “I don’t need to change, I’m not the worst” etc. Just because someone else is struggling more doesn't mean your pain or behavior isn't worth addressing. It shifts focus from “how can I do better?” to “at least I’m not them,” which stalls progress. Try “I may not be the worst but I can still do better.”

>>33242962
that's quite the leap

>>33242968
cringe

>>33242963
The fact that I loled at this kinda proves my point.

>>33242954
i'm a good person, but i have a downright psychotic ability to compartmentalize

>>33242971
it was a very good audio if you want to know would give it like an 8.5 out of 10

>>33242968
If you're male, yes. Otherwise it doesnt matter.

>>33242945
I still don't believe she's a lesbian trillionaire. It seems more like she took the Ellen Degeneres larp and made it her own.

>>33242970
Oh, now you've done it. :)

Your uncomfortable with vulnerability, especially the kind that tries to justify flaws or avoid growth through self reflection
You're unwilling or unable to understand emotional struggle. It’s a form of emotional immaturity, treating vulnerability like a joke. Rather than asking why someone might compare themselves downward, they shame them, often from a place of false moral superiority. This kind of reaction often masks insecurity or emotional discomfort. Dismissing emotional expressions helps them avoid confronting their own flaws, coping mechanisms, and suppressed feelings. "Cringe" is a low effort label. It stops conversation. It avoids nuance. It’s a way of mocking instead of thinking which often shows immaturity or a lack of introspective depth. Calling that mindset "cringe" usually signals discomfort with avoidance, emotional excuses, or self pity. It says more about how someone sees emotional growth and accountability than about the person making the original statement. You have poor emotional intelligence, a judgmental or avoidant personality, and a fragile ego hiding behind mockery. What's the real weakness, trying or deflecting?

>>33242697
>Are you gonna eat any
Yeah, probably. Not to sound like a stereotype, but I love watermelon.

>>33242795
>what is the trashiest thing about you?
F
My family

>>33242954
>Can you even be considered Good if you post here?
Yes, it depends if you a net good on the world or not, but just because you aren't a good person, it doesn't mean you're a bad person. I do a lot for charity and helping others, so I would consider myself a good person.

>>33242992
NTA but holy armchair therapist, Batman.

>>33242994
It'a honestly a dumb stereotype. Just like fried chicken. In fact, I'd much prefer KFC.

>>33242960
You need to first define what cheating is. A lot of foids don't consider it cheating if they dump their bf for a new guy, despite the fact that they started flirting with the new guy while in a relationship.

Men
Would you date a girl that is ashamed of being seeing in public with you but in private is perfect and fulfills your fantasies?

>>33242994
>I do a lot for charity and helping others
What are your reasons though? Virtue signalling? To feel superior? For social or political leverage? To relieve guilt? To manipulate others emotionally? To avoid looking at systemic issues? “If I give, I don’t need to think about deeper injustice”, etc.

Bad charity reasons turn a potentially noble act into a form of ego maintenance, control or avoidance. The best charity is rooted in empathy, respect and a desire to support dignity, not showcase your own.

>>33242995
I'm actually a certified psychologist lol.

This is where you joke now about me being damaged.

>>33243001
No. This would make me feel like shit. I don't need that in my life.

>>33243004
i hope you've got more up your sleeve than that. that's all pretty superficial stuff.

when americans refer to the actions of their government / military as their own actions--'we dropped a bomb on them', etc.--sheer slave mentality. dumb, dumb people.

>>33242906
>you did know
I knew she slept with he who shall not be named years ago, haven't kept up with all the lore since then kek
but yeah just hope she becomes healthier and happier someday
>>33242923
>bet a lot of money that she has been seeing a professional for years
Do you really think she can afford that shit
>>33242937
I would date a physically abusive girl desu if she was otherwise ok

>>33242991
She learned from ENTJ

>>33242945
Neuro is a far nicer person than Stardew lol
>>33242994
>I do a lot for charity and helping others
Can you lend me five dollars jk
>>33243001
No, mostly because I think it's pathetic that she cares that much about others' opinions of her
>>33243008
based lol
>'we dropped a bomb on them'
says the MAGA hat wearing middle aged guy in his backyard drinking a beer who's never been in the military in his life

>>33243006
You view typical guidance as shallow, overly generic, or disconnected from real life complexity. You value personal experience over secondhand input, believing true understanding comes through living not listening. This mindset can also reflect a desire for empathy rather than quick fixes. Wanting to be heard rather than instructed. It may indicate a strong sense of independence. Showing a preference for forming their own conclusions rather than relying on others’ perspectives.

You're isolated, stubborn and have a reluctance to learn from others’ experiences, believing that you have to "touch the stove to know it's hot". Shows cynicism or emotional defensiveness, making it harder to grow through connection or advice that’s genuinely thoughtful.

>>33243004
Are you the one who analyzed MKG in the previous thread? Based.

>>33243014
Lol, no, that wasn't me actually. We got another one? :)

Harley Quinn stereotype desu.

>>33243015
What's your short take on him?

>>33243018
MKG? I haven't been around him enough to get one really.

>>33243013
>You're isolated, stubborn and have a reluctance to learn from others’ experiences
nta but this post is cringe, too long didn't read, get a real job "psychologist"

>>33243013
holy chatgpt, batman

>>33243020
He's a 45yo man who worships the rapper Machine Gun Kelly.

>>33243020
Previous thread wasn't enough for you?

>>33243020
Tell us later then

>>33242795
F. Sex drive and sailor's mouth.

>>33243013
If this is meant to get anons to smash things, kill bunnies, kill spiders or shout at people, it's working.

>>33243021
You read enough of it to pick out that point that was towards the end...

>>33243004
Real psychologists are hesitant to diagnose people IRL, let alone over the Internet.

>>33242999
I don't get the fried chicken stereotype. Who tf doesn't like fried chicken?

>>33243002
While I understand the thought process behind this and that most good acts come from a place of selfishness, I think the intent doesn't matter in the wake of the outcome. Why someone does a good deed doesn't really matter so long as the good deed is done.

>>33243039
tons and tons of people. moi, for instance

>>33243030
If I see him, maybe. I don't like talking about people when they aren't here.

>>33243025
You are skeptical about people putting that much thought into advice. You have a tendency to devalue sincerity or assume people aren't capable of thoughtful responses.

>>33243043
tell me something i don't now, chatgpt

>>33243037
Guess that means I'm not a very good one. This place is anon so I guess I have a false sense of security.

>>33243043
Where do I sign up to be analyzed?

>>33243042
Please explain. How is this possible?

>>33243039
Intentions shape the true impact and integrity of an action. A deed done for selfish, manipulative, or performative reasons can undermine trust, exploit others, or cause hidden harm. Good outcomes don’t justify bad motives and ignoring intent can enable hypocrisy or allow people to use “good” actions as a cover for self interest or control.

>mfw people want free psychological advice from fucking 4chan

>>33243050
vegetarians exist. but even some meat-eaters prefer to eat good food.

>>33242992
I‘m not even the anon you were yapping at, just wanted to let you know how cringe you are (:

>>33243055
What else is /adv/ good for?

I'm a business owner and I LOVE career women. They always work hard and harder to make me richer and make my life better. They're basically my personal slaves.
I often throw things on the floor in front of them so they kneel before me, and they always do it, gladly.
My stay-at-home wife and mother of my seven children also ADORES career women. It's only thanks to their hard work and successful careers that she can spend time at home doing great hobbies and raising her children into healthy adults who will love career women too.
State gender. What are your thoughts on wonderful career women?

>>33243055
I'd have to be paid to TAKE psychological advice from anyone.

>>33243057
nta you mean bad in a health sense?

>>33243039
>>33243042
I'm also not a fan of fried chicken. The only battered and fried meat I've ever really enjoyed was fried shrimp, and I don't even eat that anymore because these foods just aren't my jam.

>>33243064
yes, but also an aesthetic one. some people find fast food just an idea really gross.

>>33243055
Varied advice from multiple people with a multiplicity of viewpoints and philosophies vs a stuck-up cunt indoctrinated by the jewish trash she got brainwashed with in college.
What do you think?

>>33243055
>want
nobody asked for the yappers input

>>33243060
I thought they want their own predetermined bias and opinions reinforced. How often do you see a thread where someone wants "advice" and will continually ignore anything that counters what they originally set out to do in the OP?

>>33243062
this

y'all be celebratin juneteenf

>>33243043
>I don't like talking about people when they aren't here.
You are better than me, I guess

>>33243067
>indoctrinated by the jewish trash
Well, I know who to ignore now. Tell me about chem trails next.

>>33243066
What about bespoke artisanal hand-crafted fried chicken from locally-owned culturally-authentic PoC-run small businesses?
>vegetarian
Even if you can't eat it you can still at least respect the grind.

How can I cope with my partner starting a career when I want to be the breadwinner?
Should this be a dealbreaker or am I an abusive evil piece of shit?

>>33243074
>t. jew

>>33243072
No idea what that is. Some black holiday?

>>33243076
I want, I want, I want

>>33243076
You know who's superior to the breadwinner? The breadmaker.

>>33243075
>Even if you can't eat it you can still at least respect the grind.
nta I can respect vegetarians if they do it right. Most of them are just lazy asses who don't do their research and get a deficiency or something just to feel morally superior.

How do I work on tone? I've got mods on how to handle myself with immediate impulse reactions a hell of a lot more down pat, I mean not perfectly but it's smoothed considerably. I can't tell if it's just me or ADHD, but my tone is something I struggle with. Advice from m or f?

>>33243076
Show your woman this post >>33243061

>>33243076
M or F? Yes it matters.

>>33243076
see
>>33243080
it might come as a shock to you, but you are not the center of the universe

>>33243082
But they ARE morally superior.

>>33243083
Why? Whats your tone struggle?

>>33243069
The "advice" I most often see anons looking for are magical ways of getting free therapy or hacking their psychology without having putting in any time and effort for it. I.e. they're looking for free psychological advice. Never mind that's not how psychology works.