Thread 33247618

The boys edition
Previous: >>33244389

Jesus saves.

Why do men

Why are people so weird about age gaps nowadays? On /soc/ I asked a 37 year old to add me. He asked my age, I said I'm 18, he said I'm too young and that talking to me would be weird.

(I DON'T MEAN FOR A RELATIONSHIP I MEAN JUST BEING FRIENDS)

Why are women?

Why are my nuts so powerful all of a sudden. Used to just dribble out now it's shooting like a Barret 50 cal.

Men, which would make you more jealous, your girlfriend kissing a woman, or your girlfriend laughing at another man’s jokes?

>>33247624
I'm not 37 but I'll be your friend if you want

>>33247624
He probably thinks he'll have a hard time relating to you.

>>33247629
The latter, I'm not intimidated by her and other women, but I'd leave her in a ditch if she kissed someone else all the same

>>33247629
2nd

>>33247624
MKG hands

>>33247629
If she kisses a woman I know that I still have something that she doesn't, plus its kinda hot. If she laughs at another mans jokes then I start getting worried.

i miss my ex gf

>>33247636
Stop it

>>33247636
She don't lol

>>33247627
Hydration, kegels, change in diet, maybe exercise

>>33247636
BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER

>>33247637
wtf man what’s your problem

>>33247636
Same. It’s too bad I had to lose her to find Christ again.

I'm 30 years old
I've asked my best friend out multiple times going back to when we were 13 years old but she doesn't like me romantically
How to overcome suicidal feelings

Women, are you getting laid over the weekend?

>>33247642
Damn sensitive

Femanons, is it a dealbreaker if a man doesn't care about having a high status career?
I make good money as a romance writer as of now, and I'm happy to just keep doing that. It's not high literary stuff and won't be trad published by I'm happy to wing it for the rest of my life

>>33247643
oh shit that’s sad anon, was she at least a believer as well? if not perhaps God dodged you a bullet

>>33247646
No

As if foids, have taste in cinema, When's the last time you"female"" actually went out alone? Not with a date or a friedn, just doom-walked.

>>33247645
Its been 17 years, get over it

>>33247645
rape

>>33247629
The former is hot and the latter I don't think I'd care about, unless she laughed at them more than my jokes... so I guess the latter

>>33247649
Yeah, she was. But she was very judgmental. She used to call me a heretic because of my occult studies, said I was lost. It doesn’t matter, I trust the Lord to shepherd me and deliver me from evil, even as I am a sinner.

>>33247646
No but I kinda wish. >ovulation mode

>>33247629
Second. I lose interest in girls if the girl I like laughs with another man. She is dead to me from that point on.

>>33247624
If they're weird about it, you don't want to associate with them.

>>33247657
The way women describe ovulating makes it sound like horny caffeine.

Men do you dream of a wife and children? or do you prefer the hedonistic bachelor life?

>>33247661
NTA
It’s more like I’m being tortured

>>33247636
she moved on physically within weeks of the breakup. and it was with men or women that are better than you. give up.

>>33247641
Based
>>33247636
Same ): and feel bad too
you'll get through it bro
>>33247645
>multiple times
Bruh

>>33247662
I dream of whatever God grants me, but I had always hoped I would be worthy of a wife and family.

>>33247650
Why not

>>33247662
Both, sometimes I split the difference and dream up a harem 7-8 strong

>>33247664
the fuckk. stop projecting you don’t know my story with her

>>33247663
I'm sure it's not all that bad :P

>>33247662
I dream of wife and children but I don't believe that is my place in life.

>>33247662
>hedonistic bachelor life
Wouldn't say I prefer this but feels like what I'm destined to
And by hedonistic I don't mean casual sex, but having cats and being weird

>>33247662
I dream of so many things and both are among them. But the former moreso.

>>33247671
so your place is hedonistic bachelor?

>>33247669
your story doesn't matter. if she valued you, she'd still be there. she's not. she's with people who are better than you. give up.

>>33247662
I dream of having a longterm partner whom I can spend my life with once I make millions from writing and neither of us have to worry about money/working again.

I want us to spend our lives travelling the world and also take on sugarbabes or two while we're at it as well.

Does this sound appealing to any bi femanons? I never really bought the whole dream career thing that's pushed upon us

>watching something on TV
>girlfriend says that it's too loud
>flying into a rage, I turn up the TV as loud as possible, drag her over to it, and hold her against the television for a minute straight as she thrashes around so that it hurts her ears as much as possible
So yeah I'm single again

>>33247670
It is that bad it’s like I’m going crazy for a week straight

Women should I get killed in war

>>33247667
Because I’m socially awkward

>>33247680
Need some help with it

>>33247674
It's more like workaholic robot slowly pushing family and friends away so I can attempt suicide again but only after my parents die this time so fewer people are affected.

>>33247675
you know fucking nothing. She’s been single since our breakup last week crying. I know because we have common friends.

>>33247683
Same haha

>>33247680
You're sure that's not an exaggeration?

>>33247678
Please be bait, what the fuck???

>>33247629
Consistently laughing at a specific man's jokes would be too hard to accept. I don't think I'd feel any sort of jealousy if she kissed another woman, though - if she did it in front of me then she was obviously considerate and wanted to show me something nice.

>>33247686
Ignore the hateful bullies, anon. If you're both sad, why not get back together?

>>33247689
Hey, I've got an amazing bridge to sell you

>>33247681
no :c

>>33247686
oh you haven't gone through it yet then. remember my post. what do you think her crying over you leads to if she never comes back? you will see

>>33247688
Yes I’m sure

>>33247629
Kissing would make me more jealous, but it's also really hot :\

>>33247692
If this is a joke I'm too stupid to get it

>>33247695
Can't you just masturbate?

>>33247694
we are talking tomorrow. Anon you are clearly projecting your failed relationships. Not everyone lives your experiences. Grow up

Women, do you have homosexual feelings? How often?

>>33247698
You are ignorant to a dangerous degree.

nigga

>>33247699
Yes, and I do

>>33247680
What does the craziness feel like?

>>33247700
Talking tomorrow to get back together? If she's been crying for a week, she might be desperate to have you back. Take advantage of her vulnerability.

>>33247699
NTA. It doesn’t help. I feel horny like 10 minutes later again. Body is begging to be bred. Most likely the type of horny you feel daily since men live on a 24hour cycle, unlike women who live a 28-33 day cycle. Women get manlike horny for one week a month. The rest depends on her libido.

>>33247706
Does it buy you some moments of sanity?

>>33247703
Ignorant about what?
I'm going for a nap
>>33247708
>Take advantage of her vulnerability.
Nta but bruh what kind of advice is this

>>33247711
>Nta but bruh what kind of advice is this

he sounds narcissistic

>>33247710
For like 20 minutes

>>33247711
>Ignorant about what?
Yes, that is what ignorance is

>>33247693
Justify your statement

>>33247680
Would you let a guy cum inside you while you're ovulating?

>>33247709
Does it effect everyday things like concentrating on work, or studying?

>>33247715
I'm so confused

>>33247701
Yeah, occasionally

>>33247624
Girl friend
Boy friend
It's just one step away

>>33247717
No never in a million year

its friday itrs tfriat tis rfridat tifsda fta its fat dat tidarfridat its t rifdat

>>33247704
Yes nigga? May I have some racks nigga?

>>33247718
For me yes. I’ll be at work or studying and suddenly all I think about is sex. clit is throbbing, tingly down there, and very wet. and it feels the need to be filled. It’s an insatiable feeling and I HATE IT.

Why do I see her everywhere man. What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>33247711
Bait advice, 4chan is for shitposting. I do hope they get back together though.

Women my hair is getting long

>>33247700
you broke up for a reason. you will see don't get blindsided

>>33247726
YOURE MENTALLY ILL

>>33247731
I KNOW. FUUUCK.

>>33247730
I love her.

>>33247714
>>33247709
Big strong hands, veiny forearms, broad shoulders, happy trails, chiseled jawlines, sweaty men, deep voices, hard throbbing dicks.

>>33247733
not good enough. praying for you.

>>33247725
>It’s an insatiable feeling and I HATE IT.
Do you? I'm kind of amused that women get dick psychosis.

>>33247734
Yeah that’s not doing anything for me except making me mildly grossed out

>>33247736
>get dick psychosis.

only a week a month, the rest is regular horny

>>33247722
That's a shame

>>33247738
You don't like anything on that list?

ALL THE YEARS WASTED!
*licks sand*
*licks sand*

Women there is a bowl shaped lamp on my ceiling that due to its shape bugs can enter easily but can't fly out, I load it with incandescent bulbs and the little retards fly in there and fry themselves to death. Thoughts?

>>33247662
Lol, why are those the 2 extremes? Marriage isn't something you should force, it should be with a partner that you're compatible with.
Most of us here are too old to find a good virgin wife and it would be stupid to get married to some slut who finally found a provider for herself, that's how you end up with dead bedrooms or in a miserable marriage where both people hate each other. I would even say that you shouldn't get married if you haven't been together with each other for at least 10 years prior.

>>33247742
stop dign that

>>33247741
Happy trail can be hot depending on the person a few other things I’m neutral on

>>33247743
it’s their nature to be retarded let them suffer the consequences

>>33247746
>depending on the person
?

Also women, body hair on a guy, how much?

Fuck I smell like grape booze fuck me

>>33247750
Nigga forgot the word for wine

>>33247749
>body hair on a guy, how much

i don’t pay attention to that, just give me his dick

Women, can you get emotional when you're ovulating?

>be on Tinder
>her bio says "no hookups, serious relationships only"
>she has tattoos and dyed hair
Lol

>>33247749
Like on some people it looks dirty but others it’s hot idk
Also minimal hair is good, very hairy is gross

Make anons, are you a rootin’ n’ tootin’ cowboy?

>>33247747
It's actually marvelous how effective it is. Every time they fly in they sit still for a while and then start spazzing out flying against the glass trying to get out until they stop. Every time I hear it I'm like hell yeah.

>>33247754
>no hookups
In my experience that's code for "take me out before you fuck me."

>>33247753
yes yet it’s rare. ovulation time i feel cheerful, energetic, and playful

luteal and menstrual phases are grim

>>33247756
I did grow up in New Mexico

>instantly fell asleep and slept well tonight
>but dreamed about having to frantically exchange Euros for Swiss Francs

What are some stupid things you have dreamed recently?

>>33247751
Nigga no I’m talmbout actual mafuckin GRAPE COOLERS

>>33247750
Why?

>>33247756
Make what?

>>33247756
Ain't enough room in this town for both of us

>>33247761
>What are some stupid things you have dreamed recently?

a third world war

>>33247758
>>33247754
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLLGAME TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWDS BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACKS

>>33247761
I had a dream where I got a woman pregnant.

>>33247755
I've got a happy trail and a biy around my nips and some light fuzz covering my belly and chest, how's that?

>meet gf at 20
>date 4 years
>wants to meet tonight
>oh cool, spontaneous date
>rants to me about how I'm great and everything but her life has been too comfortable and she has too much of a support system
>wants to see if she can make it by herself
modernity is a sin. These are the kinds of thoughts that only men should have, if any human

>>33247770
That’s fine

>>33247771
Sorry anon. Were you dominant enough in the relationship?

>>33247767
I remember a dream I had about two decades ago where I looked out of my room as a teenager and there were a ton of big bombers flying in the sky.

>>33247769
That'd be a nightmare for me.

>>33247761
I have this old YouTube channel where I uploaded gaming clips for my buddies during our sessions, they were all unlisted. But I had a dream where I uploaded a video of old Zelda gameplay with royal blood's lights out or something playing in the background, and this girl I liked somehow made it get really famous it had like thousands of views. I was like woah.

>>33247766
Is there enough room on this bed for the two us, pardner?

>>33247771
ggs

>>33247759
So you don't hate ovulating like the other femanons?

I’m listening to sir mix-a-lot while doing the dishes :(

>>33247762
Aw hell naw cuh off the Henny bruh

>>33247776
Know how to make a man yeehaw partner

>>33247759
What about the other three weeks of the month?

>>33247773
Yes but she thinks she has it too good and that me, her family, and her friends take too good care for her. At the end of the day, it's just something to consider, nothing is set in stone. She compared it to how her parents met in their late 20s and had already lived a life outside of each other. I don't think it's a good comparison because 4 years in, they were married and had her on the way but I digress. We have a life outside of each other and (I think) we've grown outside of the relationship as well as within it, and we only see each other for like 8 hours every week. Most people 4 years in are moved in together

Women what's PMS like
How should your bf treat you while it's running it's course

https://erothots.co/video/clavynxkmgrpl/fiona-allison-fucked-by-indian/
Why is it so hot when a gorgeous white girl lets a fat ugly hairy pajeet fuck her
Do I have a cuck fetish or something

>>33247785
Does she want to runaway to another country or something?

Female anons I just sat on my balls so hard it hurts

I wish I was drunk

>>33247785
She wants to try new penises then she will crawl back to you once she realizes how awful it is outside of the 'support system'.

>>33247788
Bro they didn't even fuck, she just wiggled his dick around a bit

>>33247793
Don't give me any bad ideas..

>>33247796
How is me getting drunk a bad idea for you?

>>33247793
Same bro

>>33247794
NTA. I hate to say it, but it does sound like she wants some bad boy dick.

>>33247767
Cringe

>>33247791
How is that physically possible??

>>33247797
Obviously me getting drunk, d'uh.

>>33247795
still more than I've ever done with anyone

>>33247790
Nah, just to another city. It's understandable, I want to do the same, but she might go alone
>>33247794
I'm tired of hearing this shit, some people are really just force fed propaganda about being LE INDEPENDENT since it's so baked into the american ethos and end up carrying unnecessary burdens just for the sake of it

>>33247803
Ok so just don’t get drunk. But it for me and I’ll get drunk instead and you can live vicariously through me

>>33247771
>>33247785
Femanons, can you translate what his gf is actually saying?

State sex.
What's the absolute best way your partner can show you their appreciation and love for you during sex?

>>33247785
This is women code for
>I want dick from fuck boys who will treat me bad and then when I’m 29 I’ll come back to you

>>33247806
No, I despise you.>>33247808

>>33247791
Nigga how

>>33247807
She wants to know she can survive on her own rather than feeling like she's only with him because he can provide her a comfortable life.

>>33247808
>>33247810
I despise both of you.

>>33247808
M.
Drop L-bombs.
Tell me to cum inside her.
Kiss me.
Pull me in closer.

>>33247624
reddit is getting more unhinged as they age

>>33247810
That’s rude because I actually love you

>>33247808
M
A throatpie.
When she abuses her throat on my dick with me just laying back.

>>33247814
What about the bit where she feels her family and friends are too good to her?

>>33247802
Inertia

>>33247629
kissing, I would also break up

>>33247820
Extremely low self esteem, likely because she's been so sheltered.
I don't really agree with her mindset but I understand it.

>>33247662
yes
my bachelor life is not hedonistic

>>33247808
F. Compliment me. A lot, all at once. While fucking me as hard as you can.

>>33247808
M
Kissing
Grabbing
Caressing
Squeezing my muscles
Wrapping her legs around me

>>33247808
20F V
I think probably just taking some time to relax and cuddle afterwords and share some tenderness and praise for each other

>>33247808
I read PARENTS and was laughing my ass off

>>33247830
lol

>>33247828
Crazy how we have catposter and now we also have kittenposter
And their ages stay true to the theme

>>33247809
NTA. I got the same talk from my ex and it turns out that's exactly what she meant.
I wish they'd just be honest that they're interested in promiscuity.

>>33247827
>Wrapping her legs around me
This is hot, but I've always worried a man will take that as a sign that I want him to cum inside.

Men, did you know that watching too much porn can make you have ED problems during actual sex?

>>33247836
no but it's not like I'll have sex anyway

>>33247836
Yeah. But I'll never have sex again, so it's alright.

>>33247835
Just tell me beforehand. I'll be like "I'm gonna cum" and then you can let me go and I can blow my load all over your belly or whatever

>>33247835
NTA
Why would I not cum inside you?
That's how it's meant to be.

has anyone here ever met a BPD and actually thought: "nobody could but I can deal with it"
is it the classic "It won't happen to me... it CAN'T happen to me!" ?
how common is that?

>>33247835
>a man
Don't you mean a boy, JH?

>>33247836
Yes. If I'm in the middle of a jo sesh I have to keep cranking it and looking at porn or it'll deflate in 30-60 seconds. Might be different with a real physical woman there but who knows.

>>33247840
>and then you can let me go
That's a deceptively hard part about wrapping my legs around a guy, also.
>>33247841
I mean, if we're trying for a baby, yeh that's obvious. But not always.

>>33247842
Meaning "I can handle her when others couldn't?,

>>33247836
Yes, would you help an anon out and give a quick physical description of yourself so I do not have to resort to porn

>>33247828
Is your pussy untouched?

>>33247846
>But not always
Yes, always.
Every single time.
Otherwise the sex is pointless.

>>33247846
So it's you you can't trust and not me then

>>33247849
No.

>>33247846
>That's a deceptively hard part about wrapping my legs around a guy, also
Why?

>>33247850
Yeah.. why?

>>33247853
Back to porn it is then

>pray
>suffer
>rewarded
My heart is full of the joy of God.

>>33247850
Bro...

Anons you don't actually believe the "pull out method" is actually effective at not creating a pregnancy right?
Pre-cum can also make you pregnant. Did you not have sex ed?

>>33247855
Nice :)

>>33247856
The newest blacked scene is fire

>>33247854
Under her narcissistic tendencies, she actually wants it. Just can't admit it.

>>33247860
Only if you've nutted recently and still have sperm in your urethra god damn how many times do I have to say this to you retards

>>33247865
NTA. Isn't recently like two days?

>>33247865
It's not an effective contraceptive method. At all.

>>33247836
M
Yes, having that currently and it's horrible. I quit porn and jacking off about two weeks ago but I've heard it takes a long time to reset, something like months I think, and it's fucking with my new relationship pretty bad.

Really hoping I correct soon before she dumps me for going soft after 5 or 10 minutes.

>>33247868
Wait and hour and take a piss to flush it out

>>33247851
I wouldn't be able to handle that.
>>33247852
Well it's complicated. I rely a lot on a bf to have the wherewithal to know when he's close and do what he needs to do to make sure he doesn't finish where he shouldn't. And I acknowledge that my reaction time during sex is awful. So the time it'd take for him to say he's close, combined with the time it'd take for me to mentally pry my legs off of him, would definitely lead to accidents.
>>33247854
I tense up during sex and it's hard to stop and relax when my legs have been comfortable like that for a while. It takes active mindfulness to disengage from a guy.

Should I take a 5/6 day drip to Las Vegas or is that too many days?

>>33247848
y

>>33247869
Parents told ya?

>>33247873
>I wouldn't be able to handle that
NTA. Why?

>>33247860
I ask a guy to pull out in combination with the condom he's wearing. It might not vastly improve the contraceptive efficacy, but it makes me feel better.

>>33247857
usually it's just pray and suffer

>>33247875
Depends on what you enjoy. I went for a week and just kept seeing shows and trying out the food everywhere. Vegas has surprisingly really good food and restaurants.

>>33247875
Do it fag

>>33247880
He's just trying to b8 the Jewish anons into another argument. Don't feed him.

>>33247878
Do you want the easy answer or the thoughtful, vulnerable answer?

>>33247879
But your first man didn't use a condom?

>>33247879
Poor guy damn

>>33247877
I'm trying for kids right now, it's just common knowledge that just pulling out is not effective.

>>33247878
She don't like cum.

>Let people enjoy things!!!!!!!111111
Take your own advice, love.

>>33247885
The latter, if you're comfortable sharing it.

>>33247883
I will then. It’s probably a bad idea but I will

>>33247890
Enjoy this cock in your mouth bahahah

>>33247875
Be sure to save a day for the moonlight bunny ranch

>>33247893
you know what i would really enjoy a cock in my mouth right about now

>>33247888
It's effective but only in certain points of the cycle, like during the period. You are 100% fucked if she's ovulating though, she'll procreate with a single drop of your semen.

>>33247886
I only blew my first bf, which I don't ask a guy to wrap up for.
>>33247887
I know that's the normal reaction to that. But, in my defense, no ex ever complained so I didn't know it sucked so bad for men.

>>33247778
i hate the insatiable horny part not the good mood part

>>33247897
Exactly.

>>33247895
So no, im not gonna do that

>>33247836
>>33247870
How long does it take for the "reset"? I never did the no fap and no porn meme before but this sounds like it is actually legit addiction

>>33247900
What's it like if you're able to have sex while you're ovulating? Do you actually get some relief unlike with masturbation?

>>33247898
So he was your bf after all? I was right.

>>33247904
I have no idea because I'm not a man. You should probably ask a physician.
My husband watches and reads porn and never underperformed though. But he also told me he makes an effort to see normal situations as erotic and feeds that to counteract the rest.

>>33247905
NTA but my gf would get absolutely insane when she was ovulating and would ride my dick like her life depended on it, masturbating just didn't work according to her.

tomorrow I have a third date with a girl
Shs a gym thot but ats surprisingly friendly and kind
she's lso addicted to social media
Ive never odne well with these types, but when I asked her about dating she said yes.
I dont think its going to work out but if it does we'll have sex tomorrow

>>33247860
Skill issue.
40 years of pulling out, never had an accident. The one time I didn’t on purpose, pregnancy.

>>33247809
it is. i got
>maybe we can run into each other when we're older and more experienced :^)
god grant this bitch eternal suffering PLEASE

Is it sexhaver hours right now? I'll see myself out...

>>33247893
Are you emo?
More importantly, are you Emo Anthony?

>>33247896
Pretty gay dude

>>33247911
Ah yes, the typical retardation in 4chan where people think "IT WORKED FOR ME, SO THAT'S HOW IT WORKS IN GENERAL"

>>33247914
No need to come back btw.

>>33247891
Jizz bothers me a lot. Besides just being grossed out by it physically, it's also intimidating mentally. I've come to associate it with an aspect of a physical and romantic relationship that I've dreamed about but never had the courage to engage with. So part of me, becoming this mindful of this whole stupid thing, wants to throw away all the aversions and just let a guy do it wherever. But at the same time, I'm too practical and transactional as person to just unilaterally sacrifice my convenient comfort for nothing, so I sort of demand in my head that I get more out of it. And in this context, I want the guarantee of a baby. So I end up on this last note of "I only want to take a guy's cum if it means he's knocking me up", when in reality it's more "the man who I can love and trust enough to start a family with is the only man I can see myself accepting jizz however/wherever from".

>>33247911
british oldfag anon is that you?

>>33247897
>she'll procreate with a single drop of your semen.

male anons are extremely retarded and can tell they don’t like to learn about reproduction. They think it takes 5 minutes and a load to impregnate. Reality is there are healthy couples that can take up to 1 year to get pregnant. PP in vagina does not gurantee baby right away. Please educate yourselves. You overestimate fertility in both men and women.

Side Note: Science is also discovering a lot of fertility factors and pregnancy problems can be caused depending by sperm quality which is affected by nutrition and stress. If you want healthy children start eating healthy and controlling stresss (sleeping well and excercise) before ACTIVELY trying to make a baby. You will get a healthy baby and pregnancy will be smoother for your woman. Bad quality soerm causes or pregnancy pre clampsia, nausea, and can cause miscarriages. TAKE CARE OF YOUR SPERM QUALITY

>>33247915
Hell motherfuckin no

>>33247836
i am taking finasteride to kill my sex drive. i do not want to remember that sex exists for other people

>>33247897
lmao no.

>>33247922
Then your cock is gonna have to look elsewhere

>>33247921
>male anons are extremely retarded and can tell they don’t like to learn about reproduction
You're pretty retarded to not understand I was being hyperbolic.

>>33247923
Based
>>33247923
>do not want to remember that sex exists for other people
Posting here probably doesn't help
>>33247918
Rude much?
Die

Men are obsessed with the idea of sex, not understanding that you have the best sex usually within a relationship, where trust has been built.

>>33247929
THIS.

>>33247926
You sound like you'd cry during sex.

>>33247929
That's... Exactly what I think yeah.

>>33247646
>Women, are you getting laid over the weekend?
Maybe
>>33247701
Pretty often

>>33247880
The rewards can be confusing.
>>33247884
No I am not.

>>33247921
Never gonna have kids so meh

>>33247646
Yeah. But we've been at it every day, sometimes twice a day. :3

>>33247929
>you have the best sex usually within a relationship
I can imagine
Some of us are relationshipcels though

>>33247862
Thanks but blacked isn't really my thing.
I prefer Hookup Hotshot

>>33247929
True. I realized this once I started trying to have hookups, I ended up getting performance anxiety all the time. Meanwhile with a girl I'd been seeing for a while and was really comfortable with, I was pretty much raging hard without much prompting.
With hookups I either go soft or take ridiculous amount of time to cum, with both of those situations leading to equal anger or sadness from the girl since they think I don't find them attractive.

>>33247618 (OP)
i think i might actually die from loneliness it's really pummeling me into the fucking dirt, and it's intensified by these online interactions i sometimes have with women where they just dehumanize me it's really offputting and gross in a way when i realize women don't even see me as a human being because i'm a guy on the internet. and this incel business... i'm sick of it it's fucking disgusting man. all these social dogmas bought into and raised against me like i'm some fucking piece of shit, like i've done something wrong or owe the world some penance... i've never substantially wronged anyone, yet i've seen two threads already about a girl dating an abusive guy... they love to insinuate that i'd abuse them if they gave me the chance, then double back and date someone who actually abuses them... every time i talk to women online, from the first word they seem already decided on the fact that i'm a piece of shit... it makes it impossible to have a genuine connection with them... they're never genuine about anything and from their point of view my being genuine is a huge red flag, along with literally anything i could conceivably say to them... everything's a fucking red flag man, everything's an ick... no foul to them though... i just think i need to kill myself if it's always going to be like this... cue some woman getting mad at me because i complained about women which is a huge ick and marks me as an INCEL OH NO INCEL HERE... forget the fact the actual definition of 'incel' is two words long... 99% of men may as well be incels with how much extraneous bullshit women heap under its signification... say "i hate women" -> INCEL... say you love women -> INCEL it doesn't matter what you say, you're an incel and the only people who AREN'T incels are the obsequious faggots that try so hard to get women to think they're upstanding when they really aren't... ah whatever i don't fucking care i'm killing myself no girl wants me and i don't wanna live anymore

>>33247937
And that's fine. But even with strangers, you have to understand a woman's not gonna fuck you unless she knows you won't kill her. And the ones who will, are suicidal/on a self destructive path.

>>33247648
most women don’t actually care about guys having a high status career. as long as you have something your passionate about that’s all that matters.

I wish I had met my girlfriend later in life, not because I wasn’t ready but I’m starting to get the feeling that she wasn’t. I’m going to invest less in my relationship with her as I don’t want to get rug pulled and have her ruin my life. From now on I will be spending less money and less time with her. If she really wants to be a big girl then this shouldn’t be an issue because she’d understand that I’m an adult with my own life and sometimes, she just has to plan around that

What if I just like. Imagine a really interesting life in my head. Like the character is me but a chaddier version of me. With a mix of qualities I wish I had and qualities I already have and a few flaws here and there to keep things interesting. And I just imagine stories and events for this character. Doing shit I wanna do and living the life I wanna life. And then I go through life idly half believing it. I just sit there and imagine myself actually doing that stuff and feeling what I should in those moments. But continuing to exist in my current state that's nowhere close to that. What if I just did that.

>>33247936
Couple goals

>>33247945
are you speaking as a woman or as a man who is deluded about the most basic facts about women?

If a man shows interest in you very early on does that mean he’s a player? What are some red flags for men before accepting a date?

>>33247928
it doesn't but sex is everywhere. normal healthy people with happy families. attractive people with friends. it's in all forms of media, including social media. it's baked into our perspectives and literal words. the sooner my sex drive is gone the better

>>33247948
you shouldn't try to be what you can't be. how many times have we been through this?

>>33247929
>Research suggests that monogamy may actually be more challenging for women than for men, as women often experience a decline in sexual desire in long-term relationships. This contradicts the traditional belief that women are naturally more suited for monogamous relationships.

>>33247951
>If a man shows interest in you very early on does that mean he’s a player? What are some red flags for men before accepting a date?
It means he really likes you. Goddamn, if all women think this dumb shit, we really are doomed.

>>33247936
Are you ovulating too?

>>33247953
No but it's not that I'd try to be that version. I just kind of trip and pretend to be the person I want to be in my head. In real life nothing much would change.

>>33247954
Everyone likes variety in sexual partners. The desire is always there, when you peek at the other side of the fence. That's called being human.
Though yes, usually women don't feel as inclined to have sex after long relationships, and my opinion is that they're just not as inclined to have sex after the novelty wears off, because they will not communicate what they want.
I'm glad I'm not part of that. 11 years together and we're still as horny as ever.

>>33247943
>the ones who will, are suicidal/on a self destructive path
Romeo and Juliet type shit
>>33247952
>normal healthy people with happy families
ew
>the sooner my sex drive is gone the better
based
let's tear out our hearts

Gender
16 billion passwords got leaked, did you change your passwords today?

>>33247962
What happened

>>33247957
I think I'm past my ovulation period. But we'll keep fucking every day until I get pregnant. ... Not that it was any different before, the difference is that now I'm not on the pill.

>>33247958
it still disconnects you from yourself

>>33247963
I’ll take that as a no

>>33247963
People installed malicious programs and got their shit stolen, it just so happens it stole pretty important passwords this time like Gmail, Apple, Facebook etc.

If you haven't installed stupid shady programs lately, then you're fine.

>have female friend
>she's genuinely nice and fun to be around and we have a lot in common
>both of us are in relationships so I know she's not into me
>bit of an attention whore
>usually if she's talking to me or wants to hang out its because her other friends are busy/unavailable
>similarly, only interested in talking/hangout on her terms (if I try to initiate something she's always "busy")
>if she doesn't have a reason to talk/do something with me I'll just ignore her because she'll just be busy anyways and the small chat dance is annoying
>she doesn't like this and always tries to victimize me (idk if that's the right word) when she finds a reason to talk to me again
>overall it just feels like a very one-sided friendship
Women please translate her behavior.
Gf says I just just stop hanging out with her because its causing me too much stress, but she doesn't really like her so idk.

Its getting to be an exhausting relationship to maintain for how increasingly little I get out of it. But I'd feel guilty just breaking it off a friendship we've had since college.

>>33247965
Yeah I mean that's kinda the point. I can either live as someone I don't want to be 100% or split it 50/50 with the man and the life in my head

>>33247968
>Women please translate her behavior.
She enjoys the male attention she gets from you.
read >>33247960

>>33247936
>twice a day.
That's the bare minimum.

>>33247968
just say you're busy when she asks you to hang out too

>>33247964
Is it hot knowing that he's trying to get you pregnant?

>>33247974
Yeah! For both of us.

>>33247974
Bit of a retarded question, eh?

Femanons what's it like to get creampied

>>33247977
You feel the cum inside you as he shoots his loads in you. I feel claimed, in some primal way. I love it.

>>33247978
He is such a faggot. I hated that gay ass haircut ever since I first saw it.

>>33247975
Jealous. Good luck to you both.

>>33247969
you seem to think your self-delusion is reasonable because you're only imagining a 'slightly chaddier' version of yourself, but it would be no different if you were imagining yourself as superman or a werewolf or whatever. the point is you are distorting your relation to yourself by pretending to be something that you aren't. you can't run away from who you are, any more than you can run away from a terminal illness.

>>33247956
The Chad at my uni once flirted with me and then suggested “let’s get a drink sometime soon”. Do you think he was committing to anything more that a hookup using your logic?

>>33247979
Do you though? I've faked orgasms with women and they couldn't tell.

>>33247979
>women love being subjugated, all they really need in life is a big alpha male to make them his own

>>33247979
how is this different from regular sex? isn't this how intercourse takes place for all mammals?

>>33247984
He may have been, I have no idea, I'm not him and I wasn't there. Asking someone to go out and get a drink is also a standard date these days.

>>33247985
I can usually tell from his dick pulsing and the cum hitting my walls. I don't feel much after he cums, other than feeling it drip out after he pulls out.

Incels did you know i fucked your crush for 10 hours before you meet her at work (if you even have jobs)
I imagine you work and go home to jack off all night

>>33247980
I HATE YOU

>>33247987
Me personally, yeah. I like being dominated.

anyone have any fun simple date ideas for a girl that works in a sushi restaurant?
should I take her to a restaurant? its 2nd time meeting

>>33247983
Yeah I know. It sucks. But turning a blind eye to reality helps keep my spirits up. I used to spend every waking minute thinking about the real me and it was driving me mad I couldn't stand it.

>>33247964
What's your favourite position?

it's 4:15 in the morning, you shouldn't be discussing these things this early

>>33247998
Prone. Which I know is not ideal for impregnation, but hell, it's good.

>>33247994
I HATE YOU TOO but like not really I don't have much animosity toward you. I just think he looks a lil gay you have your fun femanon.

>>33247962
M, no, got nothing to hide anyway
>>33247993
>if you even have jobs
nope
>>33248000
9:15 here

>>33248004
>9:15 here
Britbong?

>>33248002
>Prone. Which I know is not ideal for impregnation, but hell, it's good.
That just means you get to keep trying :P

>>33248007
I like how you think

how can women tell who the father of their child is?

>>33248011
I only fuck 1 guy so it's easy for me.

>>33248011
Dna test

>>33248003
Let me love him ;n;

>>33247942
k

>>33247997
the real you is so very, very much less than you think it is. trying to make yourself more than you are is exactly the wrong approach to trying to make peace with who you are. find the things in you that have implanted in you from an outside source and try to stop identifying with them. eventually the urge to be something you are not will no longer seem so desirable to you.

>>33248016
As if you need my permission do your thing

>>33247919
>Jizz bothers me a lot.
Why? Did something happen to you?

JH deserves bukakke

idgi

>>33248024
Nurning Annintant?

>>33248024
>26yo nurning annintant by your nide
I just sound like Greased Up Deaf Guy saying that allowed

>>33248029
lel

My friend used to be a big fan of NTR anime and manga along with me, but he refuses to read or watch any after his brother's wife cheated on and left him. He says he's not comfortable anymore fetishizing something that hurt his brother so much. Is that reasonable or is he being overly serious?

>>33248033
It's very reasonable.

>>33248033
Makes sense

>>33248006
Yeah m8
Time to try get a few hours of sleep...

>>33248024
I love hot and dumb.

>>33248018
There is no making peace with the real me because there's nothing there worth making peace with. If a man in Africa lives in a shack made of corrugated metal shack and dreams every day of living in a marble palace and you come along and go nope, those walls are rusted metal not alabaster, make peace with it buddy, that'd be pretty mean wouldn't it. It comes from within not from outside, they're things I wanna be not things someone else told me I should be. I don't want to be myself.

ITS FRIDAY

>>33248046
Askn’t.

>>33248047
ITS FRIDAY?

>>33248046
>Shit Life Syndrome
Finally an accurate diagnosis

>>33248047
askn'ted*

>>33248024
>26
No thanks.

2012-2013 Anthony especially looks the cuddliest.

>>33248051
nta, but life must truly be devoid of any meaning to anyone who thinks like this.

mix a little spoon of honey into some greek yoghurt and you've got yourself the best 3 minutes of your day right there

>>33248051
Im that but a guy… expired

>>33248054
I like mixing a bit of jam and cinnamon into plain Greek it's pretty good

>>33248054
honey gooood

>>33248043
the only thing that's real about you is your instincts. you can either live in accordance with your instincts or not. it's not a question of whether it's worth it or not, it is simply the only possibility open to you. it is delusional to think your corrugated shack (or your alabaster one, for that matter) is an extension of who you are at your core. you will no longer feel the need to run away from yourself if you recognize that what you think of yourself is not actually yourself.

>>33248054
>>33248056
you mean israeli yogurt?

>>33248054
I used to do this like every day after school, with oats and berries and strawberry jam also
>>33248055
Incel elephant lol
Elephant Rodger

True?

>>33248053
Why? It's pretty accurate. What kind of a female is still single after 25 when most of her friends are already in long-term relationships?

>>33248058
The problem is what I think of myself is exactly what I actually am. That's why I invent this guy and play my little game from time to time, because the real me is unbearable.

>>33248061
pisces feel that way whether they want to or not. particularly pisces moon (like moi)

>>33248067
I see…

>>33247948
That's daydreaming. I'm kind of an addict, but in slightly different ways.
There's a point where it's supposed to be considered maladaptive, but frankly, if you're in a really fucked position in life it can be the only thing that helps to pull you through the days.

>>33248061
Nigga tryna summon her

>>33248065
tell me who you are then. give me a little detail.

>>33248059
idgi

>>33248061
Is it long-term bpd when you still get love bomby feelings like this in your mind? I don't have a diagnosis, I think I'm just terminally fucked and delusional.

>>33248072
it's just a little joke about israelis claiming everything as their own (israeli couscous, palestine, hummus, etc.)

>>33248062
I'm gonna be 30 in a few days, and in a decade long relationship, but if things ended between us, I would have no problem finding happiness because 90% of my life is not centered around having someone beside me. It makes it 200% better, but it doesn't make life shit if I don't have someone.
And either way, I could easily find another partner.

>>33248067
Thoughts on Scorpio Moons?

>>33248077
avoid them. bearers of grudges. damaged and resentful individuals. at least the men. not much experience with women.

>>33248075
Uhh, good for you?

>>33248053
What that means is that women are held accountable for their actions. If they want to slut around into their late twenties, as western women do, nobody is stopping them. But they shouldn't expect to remain desirable for anything else.

>>33248081
retard, most women don't slut out.

>>33248071
Imagine the most abominable little roach you can think of. I've got absolutely nothing going for me. Mentally and physically underdeveloped. No skills. No talents. No accomplishments. Nothing going on in my head and my life. Health problems. Ugly and unpleasant. Talking to me is like talking to a wall. Barely human. 200 years ago I would have died before the age of 6 but here I am. Tell me you'd wanna live as that day in and day out.

>>33248082
anon I have to warn you about the future, DON'T get on the Hindenburg

>>33248079
O-oh... yeah, I'll avoid... myself...

Maybe my Cancer Mercury and Leo Venus can temper my moon?

>>33248078
Which one are you in this scenario

>>33248084
I'm long past 25, dummy. And getting married.

Wtf are moons and mercuries and shit. I only know the little characters. Prices cancer saggyballsacus etc etc

Opinions on a Cancer sun, Gemini Moon and Libra ascendant woman?

>>33248085
everything tempers everything. you'd have to show your chart. some scorpio moon men aren't as resentful as others, i have to say. some are just super sensitive and usually emotionally overwhelmed, whether they bottle it up or not. that's my experience.

>>33248091
Idk what any of that shit means dawg

>>33248091
I don't date women who believe that bullshit.

>>33248093
Yeah but I mean are you thinking of being the bride or the groom here.
Poor anon. I'll be your friend.

>>33248077
Oshit. Me too, evidently

>>33248096
I LOVE YOOOOU YOU HEAR ME? I LOVE YOOOOUUUUU

>>33248096
>TELL HER,
>YOU LOVE HER
instructions unclear, punctuation incorrect

>>33248099
Not to me, silly, to her

>>33248092
How based is my chart?

>>33248082
No, they just restart their "dating" process over and over. This statement can't be countered because it's a modern fact of life.

>>33248101
This is to her in a way

>>33248091
gemini moons are usually pleasant people. i find them easy to talk to. usually conversation with them is on a slightly more elevated level.

>>33248104
Oh. Wow.

>>33248024
Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nurning annintant by your nide,now replace N with N

>>33248105
I do get that a lot :D

me and who

Chestlets, have you ever met a tittymonster that had a reduction?

>>33248111
>don't thinks
>U are to
Dodged a bullet.

>>33248111
Your inner self

>>33248115
oh fuck

>>33248105
WHAT IS A MOON

>>33248111
>I need to be entertained. Fun. Excitement. Bye.

I just got some really cute boots with my birthday discount! ^^ I'm so happy, they make me feel pretty

>>33248102
if by based, you mean fire-dominant, then very.
you've got a tone of aspects to your moon going on, so it's certainly likely you're not a typical scorpio moon.
>aries ascendant
how's your hairline?

>>33248119
Post boots

i didnt take my vitamins today
>>33248119
what kind? also happy birthday

>>33248120
It's good. In my 30s and not experiencing hair loss.

Women, have you read Infinite Jest? Please do, if you have not. I still think about it five years later.

>>33248119
I love boots on women. Happy birthday!

>>33248121
>>33248122
They're theese :DDD
And thanks for the b-day wishes!

>>33248124
Nag
I see this book getting shilled so hard on this site. What's it even about.

>>33248126
nice.

>>33248083
My heart goes out to you in this moment. I'm sorry that you feel this small. No one deserves to feel like that.

>>33248117
the position of the moon when you were born. just like the sun, it is in one of the 12 zodiacal signs.

>>33248114
Dating Gungans is degenerate

>>33248126
Lol I remember when I told people it was my birthday I got one reply telling me to such his dick or something. Regardless cute boots femanon and happy birthday.

>>33248103
Kek, true. Serial daters are as disgusting as regular sluts.

>>33248126
Cute

State gender
Did anyone remember your last birthday without prompting?

>>33248134
Well happy late birthday to you, anon! Sometimes really shit people hang out here.
Did you get anything for your birthday?

>>33248124
There was some femanon who mentioned it recently

>>33248139
I wanted to buy vodka but the liquor store was closed

>>33248096
You are too young to post pay phones zoomoid

>>33248087
It was obviously a dig at how you're clearly posting from at least the early 20th century if you think "most women don't slut out".
Like what the fuck did you think "Hindenburg" meant?

>>33248129
Homie it's not just that I feel small. I AM small.

>>33248113
>Chestlets, have you ever met a tittymonster that had a reduction?
2bh, the main reason busty women get breast reductions is us men making them uncomfortable.

>>33248102
Are you a girl? Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, but that is an EXTREMELY slutty chart.

>>33248138
M
Nope. Never celebrated my birthdays.

>>33248144
Oh. :(
But every young woman I know (sister in law, some people in my job, people in my community) don't really slut out. They date, but they're not actively fucking everything that moves.

>>33248147
lol yea I hate men so much amirite

>>33248147
*beams my evil thoughts at every woman’s cranium so they chop their boobs off*

>>33248148
nta, c-can I ask you to look at my chart?

>>33248147
No, they get breast reductions because of fucking Tiktok trends.

>>33248153
Sure

>>33248138
yeah, my family of course. a few coworkers

>>33248154
how

>>33248151
Did you miss the "us" part before men?
>>33248152
I meant harassment.
>>33248154
I knew chicks getting them in the 2000s.

>>33248155
Thanks anon!

I havent had sex in 3 months.. I can feel myself becoming an incel again

>>33248111
>U are to quiet

>>33248138
M
No
Not even my alleged best friend of 17 years

>>33248160
i haven't had sex in 3 decades

What does it mean if I've only put my dick into the behinds of zesty black thugs

>>33248138
My parents and sister

>>33248160
>>33248163
Alright, we're settling this here and now.

EVERYONE

GENDER:
HOW LONG AGO LAST HAD SEX:

>>33248161
dennis is my spirit golden god

>>33248166
F
a day ago

>>33248166
To limit replies, virgins need not respond

>>33248164
It means you're downright peculiar

>>33248163
How old are you?

I have learned to hate Asian women. I don't mean just the East Asians either, I mean all of them. The entire continent. They all have to go the way of the dodo.

What music can I listen to fo this feel?

>>33248170
>>33248166
phew

>>33248172
86

>>33248166
Also paid doesn't count.

M
2020, 2010 before that

>>33248166
Do handjobs count? If so 10 years
>>33248169
>Humpday

>>33248174
I recommend something Chinese, they have a vastly higher Asian bodycount than anyone else

>>33248171
I do declare

>>33248174
nigga heil hitler

>>33248147
My gf went from a G to a B :/

>>33248172
i'll just say that glenn miller was taller in person than he looks

>>33248182
Hell yeah

>>33248182
lol

>>33248174
Easy, some of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOtFaL1pOMY

>>33248184
NTA. Are you planning a reduction?

>>33248182
Enjoy the libido when the testosterone kicks in, then gtfo once the facial hair starts to appear

>>33248187
No I just like em smaller

>>33248159
>Ascendant Libra
Flirtatious, sweet, and bubbly
>Cancer Sun
Feminine, warm, emotional
>Gemini Moon
Fickle and capricious; the Moon sign dictates your emotional nature
>Gemini Mercury
Mercury influences your friendships and relationship style. Friendly, charming, playful.
>Venus Gemini
Sign related to love. You prefer flings.
>Mars Virgo
How you approach your goals. You don't come across as intense to others, but you never give up on your goals.

Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a severe case of Being a Giant Slut. It's terminal. All your personal planets suggest you're a succubus.

>>33248188
I hope this doesn't mean she's going to troon out. It's been 6 months though.

>>33248191
>Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a severe case of Being a Giant Slut. It's terminal. All your personal planets suggest you're a succubus.
You're not wrong LMAO But I'm very dedicated to the relationship I'm in, I just want to fuck a lot more often.

>>33248191
Wanted to do one of these but it asks me to put in so much info holy shit. Im way too schizo for this.

Only fans husband update

He woke up in the middle of the night and I couldn’t wait so I asked if we could talk. He said yes and I asked him to show me the email verification date for reassurance. A little back and forth and yeah I could confront him with him showing me the receipts.
So I really genuinely thought he didn’t do anything with that account but I was upset he lied about when he made it.
He decided to come clean and said he actually subscribed to a girl he saw on fucking TikTok of all places. 10$
Seriously like what to do even lol I’m so lost

Also he said she had a guy’s name tattooed on her ass cheek so if anyone knows the ID on her I really wanna see her to fuel my self esteem issue x

https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/

use this website if you're making a chart. it is much easier to read.

>>33248195
>women will marry this before even looking at you
incelbros... we lost...

Men
What do you masturbate to? Anything, or anyone, in particular?

>>33248199
Naked chicks mostly

>>33248199
nothing wholesome

>>33248197
yes like he said at the altar I’m gonna pay for porn

Are Scorpio Moons sluts

>>33248196
Can you do mine

Is breast envy real, or just an anime thing

>>33248195
Lotta chicks with ass tats. Can you narrow it down at all.

>>33248204
i will only say that you are probably a bit passive

>>33248207
Wow that's very underwhelming and incredibly vague. Anything else you can say.

F
I mostly just know big stuff, so if someone could extrapolate my chart, I'd be grateful.

>>33248192
You just said she's gone from a G to a B, so yeah, it's already started.

Are you idiots seriously doing this

>>33248199
Mostly girls I met online. A few of them think we're in a long distance relationship.

>>33248170
Virgins win again.

>>33248212
No fun allowed

>>33248212
Tarot and astrology unironically are always correct.

>>33248209
i'm leaving for work, sorry

>>33248219
Lol load a fuckin horseshit this is.

>>33248206
I really wanna find her but that’s all I know
>on TikTok
>10$ subscription
>male name on ass tattooed
>not Asian
>promotes in tight yoga pants

Yes well that is pretty board but maybe someone knows one who fits the description. I’ll try on other boards too

question to women: how to do foreplay well?

Women
What is your opinion of men who wear the same clothes every day?

>>33248222
nta but from what I understand, your partner has been paying for this OF thot right?
Why are you trying to find her rather than punishing his ass?

>>33248079
Aren’t I a Scorpio moon? Teehee.

nothing turns me off more than a woman being into astrology

>>33248205
It's real, unfortunately.

>>33248227
What about a woman who's into gangrene?

>>33248223
I like to be grinded against. Nothing makes me horny than him hugging me from behind, rubbing his boner on my ass as he kisses my neck.
I like to be "taken", and it makes me wet immediately.

When I'm in a more romantic mood, and I feel like it's this for most women, I like to start with kisses as we lay on the bed, slowly moving to groping until I'm wet and he's hard enough. Then some teasing me with his cock against my pussy before he penetrates me.

>>33248224
It's fine. A bit funny, I'll likely comment on it.

>>33248227
It’s another way to inflate the ego.

>>33248231
nta but everyone likes to belong. For some it's that they have a star sign, for others is that they main tanks in videogames.

>>33248227
Nothing turns me off than men that feel so important that they think I give a shit whether my interests are turn-offs or not.

This house is a circus, berserk as fuck

>>33248233
clearly you do or you wouldnt have replied

>>33248234
As it should.

>>33248166
F. I last had sex towards the end of March of this year.

>>33248232
I dont like to belong

>>33248230
>It's fine. A bit funny, I'll likely comment on it.
That's awfully refreshing to hear.

>>33248238
Oh, you like to feel like you're too special for that, huh ;)

>>33248232
That’s stupid, astrology fundamentally puts you on a fringe so you can typecast people while feeling superior.

>>33247951
red flags for men before accepting a date
>overly physical with you and/or no respect for personal space
>low effort date
>does not even ask you out properly (e.g. asks if you want to hang out)
>smoking, vaping

>>33248223
It really depends on what you and your gf like. As a good rule of thumb, foreplay lasts a long as the most impatient person involved can handle.

>>33248241
Something tells me you think the same about psychology

>>33248240
I feel like belonging to a group sacrifices your own identity and is for retards

>>33248244
Not at all, nice projection though. Astrology functions as hypnosis with large overarching platitudes that can seminally apply to anyone. It’s food for the fools.

>>33248245
How's that working for your own happiness, anon?
Feels to me you're the kind of person who rejects even the own gender imposed on you.

>>33248242
I am so cooked for this. I got no frame of reference for any of this shit

>>33248242
Lol. I'll blow smoke clouds in your face while smoking and you'll like it.

>>33248247
>Feels to me you're the kind of person
wrong

I love the taste of tobacco or alcohol in a kiss from a guy. As if I'm being intoxicated/corrupted by him.

>>33248248
What frame of reference could you possibly need

>>33248252
better than the girls who tell me that tobacco reminds them of their fathers after we kiss

>>33248252
I can't date guys who smoke because I quit a long while ago and I'm afraid that I'll relapse. So that's literal corruption, right?

>>33248205
On some level shape and health matter more. I get why some men think about size alone but that's like taking a size queen's opinion on good penis size to heart. On some level you're having very different conversations.

>>33248254
Tobacco reminds me of my mom LOL
She used to smoke, and actively tried not to smoke around me, but waking up in the morning and smelling cigarette smoke gave me the peace to know that my mom was around.

>>33248255
True

I think that I’m destined to have gingers ruin my life. I didn’t believe the evil thing until I started regularly interacting with them.

>>33248252
I bet you go to raves in skimpy outfits and twerk your ass for gross men.

>>33248260
Never did that. I only even wear loose t-shirts. I hate to dress revealing. And I hate drinking.

God, I hate women so much.

>>33248263
Same

>>33248260
Where?

God, I hate men so much.

God, I love you.

>>33248269
<3

I like when men are a little chuddy, and to unravel them into sensitive, weak, horny things.

>>33248267
In the front row, she's that type of girl that the cameramen focus on. She's probably on some random guy's shoulders when she ain't twerking.

>>33248274
True, but women in general are perverts. Men like sex more often, women like sex more freakily.

>>33248263
>>33248268
Whether you like it or not, you two will always need each other.

>>33248274
No. The biggest perverts are the loud but modest "popular girls" with decent reputations. Because they keep that shit to themselves for fear of rumors being spread. The shy perverts are similarly fucked up but just have nothing else going on, so they seem more fucked up.

>>33248277
Men need women like a giraffe needs a pair of stilts.

>>33248279
>The biggest perverts are the loud but modest "popular girls"
what a crock of shit

>>33248243
>as long as the most impatient person involved can handle
how can i determine that when my partner is the most impatient person involved?

>>33248283
I mean, I can only speak from my experience. In terms of most to least perverted perverts, it was honor society > band/theater > loners > other artists > unaffiliated> sports.

>>33248285
>artists being low on that scale
Yeah that's absolutely not typical.

>>33248284
Communication. I make it very clear I'm done with waiting for dick when I'm in a relationship, for example. If your partner isn't communicating it that plainly, you shouldn't feel bad for continuing it as much as tou enjoy until she makes it clear. Just don't ignore obvious signs.

>>33248288
Really? The ones who did music or acting were always the ones touching each other on buses or doing weird group shit, while the ones who drew would just keep it all in their notebooks.

>>33248277
Those are both men though.

>>33248291
Bruh, we had people from every other course in my uni trying to get with art girls for a reason.

>>33248293
Oh, I was talking highschool. College is impossible to stereotype because higher education is elective and the makeup of students is dependent on the specialization of the school.

>>33248205
All women should wear black

>>33248296
Christ. Star Wars is so fucking gay

>>33248293
NTA
Art girls are usually the prettiest and most sensual.

>>33248291
>while the ones who drew would just keep it all in their notebooks.
Art girls in general are quite filthy with their sexual desires and that's perfect.

>>33248296
I've been told I look better in lighter colors.

>>33248295
That is true for the US I guess, since it's so expensive to get in uni. So it ends up containing mostly wealthier people.

>>33248225
What am I supposed to do? Beat him? I want to but realistically can’t
All I can do is stop having sex with him and see where it goes
And I wanna find her because I like having something to cry about while I drink

>>33248296
Christ. Star Wars is so fucking great

>>33248299
>NTA
>Art girls are usually the prettiest and most sensual.
Gosh I'm blushing

>>33248303
You're supposed to dump him.

>>33248299
Art girls were filthy in their minds but always ended up growing into bad people the moment they got any sort of social life. Unless they were well-adjusted in highschool, they always became drug addicts, in my experience.

>>33248305
This

>>33248302
Also some universities are known more for certain programs, so the average person is skewed towards that related group.
If we're talking uni, nurses are definitely the most sexually freaky demographic. And I say that as someone who was nursing-adjacent.

>>33248298
This too

>>33248309
Sounds more like a reflection of you chosing to hang out with bad people.

>>33248306
Many such cases desu.

>>33248311
Yeah, no. Nurses are whores, sociopaths, or drug addicts.

>>33248313
>thinking I'd hang out with art girls

Why do black women do this thing where they leave some hairs like pasted to their face? At first I thought it just naturally looked like that but then I realized it probably takes effort despite it looking absolutely fucking horrid. Women, why?

Does anyone think boku no pico is one of the hottest animes out there?

>everyone i know who's in liberal arts makes +15k month
>a lot of guys in stem are jobless
4chan lied to ne

>>33248317
Oh so you were just talking out of your ass, as expected.

>>33248318
I think it looks really pretty <3

>>33248320
Wha
Where do I get that kind of money? Furries?

>>33248322
You can be upset by the truth, but you don't have to get upset about it.

>>33248307
We got married less than half a year ago. It’s so embarrassing. I can’t imagine coming back to my parents after all that and explain that we divorced because he paid 10$ to see some ass

>>33248325
Design shit for big companies

>>33248327
It is embarrassing, but it was him to fucked up. This does not reflect on you because you weren't the one in the wrong.
I really don't envy your position.... Sending hugs.
Whatever you do, don't be the girl who goes to scream at the other woman, because it always makes you look like a fool. Take it out on him.

I live by picrel

>>33248330
Absolutely—I would never blame the woman who doesn’t even know he exists. She made no promises to me unlike he did. Thank you lots

>>33248327
This feels like a shitpost, a man watching porn and lying about it, is not a reason to break up or even get mad

So what do you do to repatriate after reaching the point of having no friends and not being in education?

>>33248296
Why do so many people want to corrupt Bastila?

>>33248337
I see your point, it’s hard for me to judge what a “reasonable” answer to it is as well
I feel absolute hatred and would rather be single than with a man who pays to see some ass
But then it’s not cheating. I guess I’m more upset about him lying about it right in my face
Lots of thoughts

>>33248195
>10$
Well at least he went for one of the cheaper ones and not those 50$ for bikini shots and 200$ for a naked nipple in a mirror.

>>33248222
Gonna say this honestly, it does not matter who she is.
You're not going to get any satisfaction or otherwise positive thing out of it.
The issue is he did it, my guess would be he also kept it a secret and you just randomly found out. The question is if you are going to do anything about it or not, but finding her account is most definitely not something that will help in any way.
Bigger question would be for me, if it was the only one.

>>33248327
>We got married less than half a year ago.
How long have you been knowing each other?

>>33248296
Women are lighter
Men are darker

>>33248342
>But then it’s not cheating.
It can be considered a form of emtional cheating.
He essentially goes to another woman for something he is supposed to get from you.
E.g. if you both talked about this before and were fine with the other watching some porn (or watching it together), this would be a non-issue. But you didn't and he knew he was doing something wrong, even if it wasn't robbing a bank.

>>33248318
Look at the hairline. Black women have extremely far back hairlines and that helps to camouflage it by breaking it apart.

>>33248318
Black woman checking in. Baby hairs (hairs along the hairline) are often much thinner and shorter, meaning you can't tie them up with the rest of your hairstyle. So most women will style them independently to keep them down and to add more detail to their look.

>>33248319
>Does anyone think boku no pico is one of the hottest animes out there?
I'm not the biggest fan of gay child molestation if I'm being honest.

>>33248320
>4chan lied to ne
No, they didn't, but STEM and the trades only gets you a livable income, not rich. Liberal arts can get you rich because it is much more about demand, but most never get even close to that.

>>33248339
>Why do so many people want to corrupt Bastila?
It's hot

>>33247985
I can 100% tell when a guy’s cumming

>>33248343
Gosh I didn’t even know there are more expensive options

Yeah I completely understand that it’s not gonna change anything if I find her. It’s just insecurity and the need to compare. No hate to that woman I just wanna see what she has that I don’t. I’ve no idea what to do. Divorce seems like an overreaction and just staying together without any repercussions for him feels so unfair. He only admitted to that one but honestly I’ve no idea if I should believe him or not

Ahh 5 years. Nothing ever happened before. Makes me think if there are things that I just never found out about

F
How can I find a good relationship with the following conditions:

>no marriage
>no kids
>living in separate houses

>>33248359
Anywhere
Boy nextdoor

>>33248339
She’s a stupid fucking bitch. Tbh I just hate her but I get it.

>>33248359
You don't want a relationship. You want a fuckbuddy. But you should probably just kill yourself..

>>33248358
>Gosh I didn’t even know there are more expensive options
There are whales and parasocial sad men who spend 10k on some of them. They think they can just buy a woman if they throw enough money at them, not realizing that for most OF is just a job.

>I just wanna see what she has that I don’t.
She isn't you, that's the only thing that matters. It's most likely not about specific things.

>He only admitted to that one but honestly I’ve no idea if I should believe him or not
That is the issue once trust is broken.
Does he understand why you are upset? What was his defence?

>>33248342
he probably got nervous when you confronted him about it.
Apologize for snooping and explain that you want the both of you to be more open with each other going forward, maybe even ask if you can watch the porn with to bond

>>33247993
She fucks everyone 10 hours straight

You made me hate this city

>>33248350
I thought women were super into gay child molestation, it combines their favorite porn Gays and rape.

As a man one of the most consistent fantasies I have of is an all girls catholic school where the freshman are all expected to eat the ass of the seniors

girls

why is it acceptable for a girl to own a dildo or vibrator, but its not acceptable for a boy to own a pocket pussy?

>>33248368
Women are basically degenerate retarded children who never know what they want.

Women,
Opinions on the Tinder height filter?
Would you pay for it? If it was available for free, would you use it?

>>33248376
>>33248371
>>33248368
I see we have hit peak lows hours again...

>>33248376
>it's real
Lmao. I would be amazed if women pay for it though, Tinder is already easymode for them and they have no incentive to pay.

>>33248350
You're a black woman?
What do you think of guys who refuse to celebrate Juneteenth but say they aren't racist.
Do you like being choked?

>>33248371
>why is it acceptable for a girl to own a dildo or vibrator, but its not acceptable for a boy to own a pocket pussy?
It is, imo. What's weird is sex dolls. The more real estate your goon tools occupy, the weirder it is. Like couples with sex dungeons. Weird.

>>33248379
Of course they do. It's extremely offensive to them when a 5'10" man matches with them.

>>33248381
A girl can have a whole shelf full of dildos and she won't get shit for it.

>>33247624
>(I DON'T MEAN FOR A RELATIONSHIP I MEAN JUST BEING FRIENDS)
That's your problem right there. Men aren't looking to be "just friends" with women.

>>33248382
>put fake height in profile
>they cant tell the difference since theyre so short

>>33248380
>You're a black woman?
Yes
>What do you think of guys who refuse to celebrate Juneteenth but say they aren't racist.
I don't know why you'd celebrate a holiday if it doesn't apply to you. I don't celebrate Hanukkah.
>Do you like being choked?
Only consensually.

>>33248383
>A girl can have a whole shelf full of dildos and she won't get shit for it.
That's OF shit and it's weird too, but at least that's just branding.

Does anyone else have an issue with this website sometimes where the captcha counter counts down and then instead of the captcha, it does another countdown?

>>33247662
>Men do you dream of a wife and children?
No.

>>33247662
I used to. Women put an end to that, though.

>>33248385
We do, but that really only happens in desexualized societies. Then again, my country has a huge problem with teenage pregnancies so I might have been an edge case.

>>33247678
>So yeah I'm single again
Please stay that way forever. Or better yet KYS.

>>33247726
You're smitten.

>>33247662
M
I dream of it, but I struggle with being around other people for prolonged periods and sharing space with them. I was in a relationship for 3 years and it ended within 2 months of us moving in together; I just couldn't stand someone else being constantly in my space.

>>33248363
What if I was your f***buddy?

>>33247929
>a relationship, where trust has been built
I'd like that very much, but women are just looking for a baby daddy and a walking credit card.

I’m not really sure what I did to deserve all of this emotional abuse from him and his “friends”.

>>33247978
Only time I even see him mentioned is when you bring him up. Only reason I even know who he is is because of you.
And usually you're the one being mean to him.

>>33248383
NTA, that's a matter of displaying it, not owning it. It's perfectly possible to own a ton of sex toys and keep them in bins or drawers, not displayed on a shelf.

>>33248400
Not ALL women, anon.

Girls what's stopping you from getting that cute neighbour? Imagine how easy it would be to date someone nearby and he'd surely be homely as he isn't a tinder himbo

Go get him already

>>33248414
I only live next to old married couples.

>>33248414
I don't live by any cute neighbours. My life is not actually an anime, anon.

Girls what's stopping you from cranking up the filter to 6'3"?

>>33248414
Because I'm a homesteading schizo doom prepper. I have no neighbors.

>>33248419
>>33248416
That's literally impossible, do you live in the woods? There must be thousands of people around you

>>33248199
This morning, a fantasy of getting blown by an underwear model.

>>33248387
what about guys who use based and red pilled as synommims for good, and also point out every time a jewish person appears on the news

But say they aren't racist

>>33248423
You said neighbor, not everyone in the fucking state.

>>33248426
Yeah???

>>33248420
>Girls what's stopping you from cranking up the filter to 6'3"?
>my honest reaction to tall niggas

>>33248414
All my neighbors are Hispanics and old people (also Hispanic)

>>33248425
>what about guys who use based and red pilled as synommims for good, and also point out every time a jewish person appears on the news
Based is good but the rest is pretty sus
>But say they aren't racist
[X] Doubt

>>33248429
>my honest reaction to tall niggas
For sex only, dummy.

>>33248423
You said neighor. Is that not just the houses immediately to the left and right of you?

Why are German people so, I'm trying to think of a nicer word but... autistic?

>>33248408
not if you're a man. if a man owns a pocket pussy he's a creep

>>33248381
>The more real estate your goon tools occupy, the weirder it is.
Like having boxes full of dildos?

>>33248431
Even worse. Also, I don't have casual sex.

>>33248432
>You said neighor. Is that not just the houses immediately to the left and right of you?
Yes, that's hundreds of people even in a suburb....

>>33248436
nta a box indicates some degree of self awareness. You're not displaying them like some kind of trophy or fucking action figure.

>>33248376
Don't care. I'd pay for filters for long-term, cunnilingus, and porn.

>>33248435
I wouldn't judge a guy for having a bunch of fleshlights, assuming he kept them clean and they didn't replace sex in a relationship with him.

>>33248411
Obviously there are always outliers and exceptions.

>>33248438
Anon, that's two houses.

>>33248434
I honestly think it's because of the Nazi thing. When that's the first thing people think of when it comes to your culture, that must do something to you. It's like white people with a guilt complex but way worse.

>>33248443
...
Are you for real?
You can literally just say hi to any guy you fancy and ask if they live nearby
It's that easy
This must be bait there's no way
Unreal

>>33248438
Are you fucking crazy? That's two or three families maximum if you don't live in a city.

Hey, I just want to warn you all in advance that I might have a pants shitting meltdown like you’ve never seen before later. I hope that doesn’t happen though.

>>33248439
Then what if I kept my hypothetical real doll stuffed into the closet? Shouldn't take up all that much more space than a couple of boxes.

I, M, am a velcro lover. When together, I will want to be as close as possible to you for the maximum amount of time possible. Is this annoying?

>>33248436
This feels targeted.

Women,
Would you be interested in dating your 30-year-old college professor after you graduate? Asking for a friend

>>33248448
That's not the definition of a neighbor though. You're just moving the goalposts now and trying to gaslight me into thinking I'm autistic. :)

>>33248434
>>33248439
I'm pretty sure it goes back to Prussian times, if not even earlier. Well before the nazis and even WWI.