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Previously on ATOGA: >>33247618

Son of a bitch

Gender
Do you like Scandinavian accents?

I want to convert to Judaism.

Where do I meet clingy gf

PLAP

Cn someone please explain why women with sisters don't do incest themed content on only fans it would give you such a leg up over the competition

>>33250545 (OP)
There's no point to anything. Life will only get more expensive and worse. Unless you're a foid or have rich parents, you can stop trying.

>>33250549
Idk never really heard one
Could you link to something

>>33250556
also can the lesbians tell me if this is this an accurate depiction of female same sex relations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz53zt8yEg8

Statistically speaking most femanons ITT will have kids within 10 years. Girls, are you excited about your future motherhood?

>>33250556
The same reason anybody else doesn't do incest themed onlyfans

>>33250564
which is?

state gender

men, would you date a woman with this body? why? why not?

women, what part of your body are you the most insecure about and why?

>>33250565
NTA
Incest is illegal in most jurisdictions dumb dumb.

>>33250560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBZC5C4eR54

>>33250566
Yes. She hot.

>>33250566
F. My tits. They're ugly.

>>33250567
You could do other stuff like dressing in skimpy bikins while holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, do it I'll even rate your pics and provide feedback for free

>>33250556
>>33250561
>t.

>>33250566
Not really my type.

>>33250566
M
No. That's an ugly tattoo and the self-harm (?) scars are gross. I want her skin to be smooth when I feel her thighs.

>>33250575
are you saying only gross guys think about girls kissing?
You're delusional every man does it even if they won't admit it

>>33250559
Having money is good. You only need a little if you don't plan to support a wife and kids with a big house in a good school zone.
Enough money and you can watch the decline of these people's shitty society in peace.

>>33250566
my thighs i guess? or my chest? either way. i feel chunky.

>>33250545 (OP)
Gender
Do you think you got pranked?

anyone here have sports cars

>>33250578
NTA. I prefer to think about girls kissing me.

>>33250578
Nta, I prefer the ugly bastard tag

>>33250566
M. She looks like an onlyfans model so, maybe not.
Although I'd date her at this point I guess, just for fun and practice and see if I can get her to say something interesting.

>>33250583
what about girls kissing you while they pleasure each other with their hands, everyone has girl on girl fantasies I can't imagine that not being true

>>33250582
I had a Porsche and sold it because the maintenance costs are a bitch.

Oh god im crippled

My mouth tastes like death

>>33250584
I feel like an ugly bastard has to be fat which one those guys is not, I know neither ugly or bastard means fat but it just seems right

>>33250549
Post a scandi accent

IM FUCKIN INVINCIBLE

Men. You have two options.

The first is Neo-Nazi punk girl covered in tattoos and piercings. She'll never cook and clean for you, but hates Jews and wants to populate the world with more white children.

The second is an Orthodox Jewish tradwife who is against tattoos, piercings and will always take care of you and your children. She won't force you to convert, but wants her children to be raised Jewish.

You must choose one. You can't say "neither", "just kill me now" or pick a third option. You must choose one.

>>33250566
M
Yes, I would use her like a fleshlight and I would take care of her

>>33250566
I wouldn't mind getting babytrapped by a girl like that, I'd def knock her up

>>33250536
I decided to decipher the image in that previous post, do what you will with this information

za the six armed pizza god will remain peaceful for as long as pete pop appeases the beast but be warned for greed and corruption will cause great destruction to those who disobey the pizza pals however the montsers do not dish harm on any other souls for they shall fulfill their etrnal promise to entertain for forever and ever and ever also the mzoarella is poison and d.a. breadsticks is a huge jerk

PETE POP WILL DESTROY US ALL WWWDOTGOODTIMEWIZARDDOTCOM

>>33250587
I have fantasies about two girls on me. Is that good enough?

>>33250596
Kids are cruel, Jack. And I’m verryyy in touch with my inner child

>>33250597
Jewish tradwife, of course. I don't have /pol/ brainrot lol

God I'd rather be shot 16 times than talk about that

>>33250597
I'm a SEAmonkey, please give me Neo Nazi gf. I want her to call me "One of the Good Ones"

>>33250597
I like cooking and cleaning so first works for me

Check out this steak tartar I Made

>>33250597
First

>>33250545 (OP)
suppose you had sex with a girl and she is like nymphomaniac but without the promiscous part and otherwise a bit rejective cause she is too scared to be hurt and not too bad looking either; but you decide to get together with another girl, what are the reasons you would keep the nympho close by in your circle of friendship, although she says nah go with the other girl?

>>33250597
The nice one.

>>33250597
I'd say punk but Adam Tooze redpilled me about the holocaust so Jewish

>>33250597
The former, I may as well have fun on this gay earth.
Rational brain says the latter, though. I'm not very religious and truth be told, the kids won't be either. Let's be honest about how many Jews actually go to synagogue and what zoomzooms think of religion.

>>33250604
yes

I worship pussy I worship PUSSY. I AM a proud male feminist. I am a proud gender traitor. Boys deserve the pain of circumcisions. Expand the 19th so ONLY women can vote. Abortion rights up to birth. We NEED Feminism to save us!

>>33250545 (OP)
I want to find a woman who gives me a feeling of joy, instead of a gut reaction of pure dread.
I miss my Ginger ex for that reason, or at least the girl I fell in love with.

>>33250609
Based.

>>33250605
Please stop touching your inner child :(
>>33250610
Unfortunately the lighting isn't doing you any favors but I just KNOW that tartar was delicious.
What'd you eat it with? Toasted bread or potato chips I hope?

>>33250615
I said Orthodox Jew for a reason. They're very religious.

>>33250612
eventual threeway

>>33250612
in this scenario I'm an extroverted fuckboy who has been inside of both these girls and... you can bet I want to do it again. Hopefully together one day.

>>33250610
recipe plz

>>33250597
Gun to my head? The Jewish girl, I will kill the doctors and her if she tries to circumcise my sons however.

>>33250618
>instead of a gut reaction of pure dread
I think that's a (you) problem that you need to work on.

>>33250620
I baked sliced potatoes, then broiled them with butter and cheese

What about this pasta does it look better

Why are self harm scars so freaking sexy? Especially when they're hidden

>>33250631
Not when they list their mental health conditions not even before the first date.

>>33250597
The first one. If she were emo or goth instead of punk it'd be an even easier choice.

>>33250634
MKG hands

Women: if a man splits dinner date with you instead of paying for it, is that ever going to change your mind about fucking him? Or does it not actually matter? I feel like I'm getting scammed cause I'll go out with a girl and buy her dinner and make out a bit afterward then I never hear from her again. But I hate coffee or drinks and if I invite a girl for a walk or hike she'll think I'm a fucking rapist.

>>33250632
>Sauce clings well
>Capers
>Shrimp
Once again I know this pasta slaps but aesthetically there is something wrong with the picture. My gut tells me you have a warm yellowish light for lighting. Your pictures would benefit from a strong white light or natural sunlight

>>33250549
M
Yeah, they sound very natural and easy to understand

>>33250594
>>33250568

>>33250627
Cut up a steak tenderloin very fine it takes a long time, remove any large things of fat or tough bits, shouldn't be too many

Then take an egg yolk and mix it together with dijon mustard, small amount of ketchep, worchestershire sauce, caynne pepper, pepper,salt, high quality hot sauce, chopped parsely, and mix it together with the meat

>>33250556
I'm pretty sure it's not allowed on onlyfans because it's illegal.

>>33250640
I play with my date too much, never start at a restaurant, I see if I like their company then go eat when the time calls for it, from there, then I just ask what they'd prefer.

>>33250642
I always think it sounds very cringe.

>>33250597
FIRST PLEASE GOD SHE IS ALL I EVER WANTED

>>33250634
Uh, they are not

>>33250641
Yeah all the lights are in this thick frosted glass with a yellowish color

Your gender + What would you do if you went to the park and pic related was just sitting there sipping some tea?

>>33250597
As a Jew, I will take the Jewess queen any day of the week

>>33250563
yes

>>33250647
I don't mean actual sex just light teasing, like kissing on the cheek and smelling each other's neck

>>33250654
M
Ask to join, life is too short to not enjoy the simple pleasures.

>>33250597
Neo nazi punk, we can just hire cleaners and I'm good at cooking.

Insane people hours. Cya later I guess.

>>33250556
women are utterly repulsed by incest stuff, because their natural breeding desire is to "liberate my pussy from Daddy's control". incest is fundamentally the exact opposite, even if it isn't with their father; they still view their family as Daddy-adjacent.

conversely, men naturally want to control their daughters and who they breed with, and taken to its conclusion the end result is "I will breed her".

>>33250654
I would say
>nigga I cant tell if ur serious or lion to me right now

>>33250637
>>33250652
Most people find scars attractive, they just don't admit it because of the negative connotation

>>33250666
I don't believe you I just know that twin girls make out when I'm not looking

>>33250582
a Mazda Rx-7.
12mpg for 90 horsepower, woo

how 2 get pusi

>>33250666
The sex I've had usually turns extremely Freudian, goes from good to "Daddy fucking little girl" pretty quickly once you ask what they're into :cig_emoji:

>>33250654
M
Ask him to wrestle, I want to see how strong a human tiger is

>>33250654
M
Ask it if it wants to join me for my picnic, maybe ask for some wisdom that it clearly has

>>33250672
Getting pussy is the easy part, loving the woman attached to it is a different matter.

>>33250597
Yeah, the Jew one

>>33250672
first you have to make the pusi want you
conversely, find the cheap used pusi for sale on the side of the road

>>33250650
I had a gf from Denmark and I lived her voice.
How I explained it to her when she would ask about her accent is that Nordic people are so good at speaking English that their accent sounds like it's just another English accent same way American, English, Scottish, Irish, Australian etc.

Is it bad to have one foot out the door in a relationship? For context, my gf has been giving me subtle hints that she’s dissatisfied with her life and from what I was able gather, it seems I’m an indirect cause of that to a minor degree. I don’t wanna get burned

>>33250672
Develop a SSBBW fetish

>>33250654
Let him enjoy his tea.

>>33250672
Download tinder and swipe on women who have lots in common with you and it has to show that on your profile.

>>33250499
true! it might be the case that aversion is the specific sensation that draws attention, in which case i wouldn't be able to feel insecurities unless i dig for it. there isn't exactly a guide for doing any of this, so things are gonna have to be workshopped as i go along. insecurity is indeed not useful if i have to check for it, unless i know ahead of time which situations to be afraid of. on the other hand, your body has physical reactions to being afraid, and i might be able to notice that way.
(repost from last thread)

>>33250688
>swipe thousands of times
>get zero dates
the average male experience on dating sites

>>33250549
M, yes they're really hot
>>33250566
M, I want to say yes if I loved her but I'd be really worried about her and her health desu, dunno if I could emotionally cope with that
>>33250575
Nicomaki be wildin

Plap

>>33250597
I'm not white.

Is it normal for introverts not to reply or take forever to answer to messages?

>>33250632
recipe you swine

>>33250679
it is not

>>33250682
idk but okay

>>33250686
no fats

>>33250688
i am short and ugly and unironically dont have photos of myself

>>33250597
the jewish one, but I would be against circumcision

>>33250689
I could not be arsed to even attempt to read this discussion, but it began with
>How to I get an alien boyfriend?

>>33250694
I know the relationship is over, but in this heat want to plap at mine?

>>33250696
Yes.

>>33250581
M, yes I want a refund
>>33250582
I do (in Garfield Kart)
I don't even have a driver's license
>>33250590
What have you been eating

>>33250696
Yes.

State Gender
Would Bill Skarsgard be a good Joker?

>>33250666
>women are utterly repulsed by incest stuff,
I have known a number of women for which that is not true.

>>33250691
Only reddit neckbeards say that. I have never been complimented by a woman before trying an app and got a couple dates without much effort

>>33250634
Can we not glorify cutting lol

>>33250666
That's not totally true.

>>33250696
Yeah, guilty as charged

>>33250545 (OP)
Why are age gap relationships so frowned upon now?

>>33250701
i was sharing my upcoming journey of becoming an alien, that's all

>>33250618
>gut reaction of pure dread

a gut reaction of pure dread is telling you to RUN. A green flag potential relationship should give you joy and peace. No butterflies in stomach bs. No dread. You should feel replenished in energy and not drained.

>>33250697
I forgot but I think it was just salt, pepper, garlic powder, and a little bit of cayenne pepper

all baked in a steel pan then deglazed with lemon juice,caper juice, a bit of the pasta water, and butter, then add the noodles and add the parmesan and capers and a bit of cream. Only keep the heat on for a bit and then turn it off and let the remaining heat melt the cheese and mix everything together

>>33250709
girls calling you Daddy in bed isn't an incest thing. It's them subconsciously displacing their actual father with you. Women hate their fathers, yet want every man they date to be exactly like him. strange creatures.

>>33250665
>Insane people hours
>implying that insane people don't post here at all hours of the day

>>33250704
>>33250707
>>33250713
It took me while to understand this. I'm seeing someone and we had fun together but it takes forever to answer me and I thought there was something wrong with me. I guess I should be more understanding then and not assume things.

>>33250708
no he'd be too serious

>>33250710
data doesn't lie, amigo. when there are a dozen men to every woman, there are inevitably going go be cast-aside males who get nothing.

>>33250640
>I feel like I'm getting scammed cause I'll go out with a girl and buy her dinner and make out a bit afterward then I never hear from her again.
If you think that buying a woman dinner entitles you to sex in exchange, then you have a problem.

>>33250684
>Is it bad to have one foot out the door in a relationship?
Yes -- either commit to her 100% and try to work things out, or break up, else you're just wasting both of your time
>>33250696
I go months without replying to friends sometimes... they call me the enigma lol

>>33250648
What do you start with?

Women, whats your excuse for not wearing a dress more often?

>>33250723
Its okay, he might get better over time. Or not.

>>33250719
I've met plenty of women with full-blown incest fetishes.

>>33250714
30-something women absolutely livid because they missed their chance to get a sugardaddy, so now want to prevent younger girls from getting one out of spite.

>>33250729
Women, is it the dress that is putting in a ton of work in keeping her boobs up or is it a hidden bra doing all that for her tits?

>>33250714
Zoomers are retarded. I don't know why else.

>>33250714
>Why are age gap relationships so frowned upon now?
Because there's an inherent power differential.

>>33250718
>long time eating disorder
>burn things
>unorganized
how in the world can i cook like that?

>>33250726
if you think you're entitled to a man paying for your meals then you have a problem.

>>33250729
what a whore lol

>>33250729
No pockets.

>>33250723
When you say "seeing", is it just like a FWB-type thing or more serious?
If you're just hooking up then yeah, a few days or more to reply is normal for people who aren't that social. If you are actually dating though it's shitty for him to go more than a few hours without responding to you (unless he's asleep or at work). I say this as a huge introvert who dislikes talking to people lol

>>33250738
>if you think you're entitled to a man paying for your meals then you have a problem.
I'm a guy. I don't think that.

Women, what are your thoughts on men who have read Carl Jung.

Brothers, is Carl Jung a midwit or does he say things that should be heard?

>>33250729
75 years of men telling women they're cuter in trousers, and women telling other women that they're more liberated when they dress and act like a man.

>>33250740
your bra/cleavage hello

>>33250628
>>33250700
"Orthodox Jew" means she strongly believes in following every letter of Jewish law. Good luck anons.

>>33250716
It's been a while since I've felt those things I'll be honest - want to look at a woman and love her, want to wake up with her every morning, have sex with her, have children with her just... I want to be happy with someone again

>>33250746
then I'll never have children with her, easy.

>>33250729
She has that weird phenotype that will age like shit. Pearl has the same phenotype and I went to school with a ginger girl who looked like them. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?

>>33250727
>either commit to her 100% and try to work things out, or break up
She wants to run away because she wants to see if she can live by herself since she’s always had a strong support system and people to rely on. It’s not like she’s done anything yet but I don’t like that she just says these things, kinda makes it seem like she isn’t as committed as I initially thought

>>33250726
It doesn't entitle me to sex but it does entitle me to an actual response of "no thanks I didn't feel a spark / not interested" instead of ghosting.
>Reee you're still entitled!!!
Okay I'll only pay for my half then. I'm just asking if it actually turns a woman off if the guy doesn't pay.
Tbh if the women were actually attracted to me they'd just invite me over to fuck.
I never asked my ex gf if she would've hooked up with me but I bet the answer is no.

>>33250740
Arent there dresses with pockets?
>>33250744
No man told women that

>>33250741
We have gone on couple of dates. My brain went straight into him talking with other girls instead and stuff like that. I messaged him during work one day and he never responded and I thought he doesn't like me anymore.

>>33250752
Sure, but they aren't common.

>>33250684
>Is it bad to have one foot out the door in a relationship?
Yes, very. If you can't commit, break up.

>>33250749
Anglo Saxon genealogy is F-tier trash, yes.

>>33250752
>I love tomboys
t. every man since the end of WW2

>>33250753
That's just what men have to do, ignore women. Otherwise they get the ick

>be me
>18 year old with a 45 year old mom
>my mom is scared of sewing pins because when she did something wrong as a child, her grandfather (who she lived with after her parents died) would shove 10 sewing pins deep into her arms, legs, or stomach as punishment
>just for fun, I decide to tease her by holding up a sewing pin and chasing her with it
>she completely freaks out and starts screaming hysterically and throwing things at me
>books, an iron for clothes, two pound dumbbells
>get a bloody lip and a damaged tooth
>this was a few days ago and she still seems skittish around me and won't talk to me
Women
Did she overreact/is she overreacting
How do I get her to forgive me

>>33250757
Tomboys were a thing since like-- forever dumbass.

HOW COME I GOT ICK BUT NOT DICK

>>33250760
You sound like an asshole to be honest.

>>33250760
bhgerhohrbrub burgle burble gurle burpp

>>33250723
I once fumbled a girl because I was to happy about her messaging me to feel a need to message her back for two weeks, which made her think I ghosted her.

>>33250757
Tomboys are a nish taste
Most men want a feminine woman

>>33250743
>what are your thoughts on men who have read Carl Jung
I have no thoughts on a man having read Jung. I‘d be more interested in what he thought about what he read.

>>33250761
True

>>33250760
she should have mashed your head to pulp and skinned you alive instead

>>33250714
Because zoomers are children.

>>33250769
That's a biological woman and the tweet in question is about gay fantasies that were not real.

>>33250760
Honestly kys, jfc.
My mom still talks about being beaten with canned food and she's 56.
Grandpa is dead.

>>33250757
Also you can be a tomboy in a dress

>>33250737
start with soup

>>33250756
She's 0% anglo btw

>>33250761
>proving my point

>>33250767
false. men openly talk about their distaste for feminine women and have done so for generations. only zoomers have bucked this trend, and it's because they're the first generation to grow up surrounded by unfeminine women so they associate tomboyishness with "rude feminist dykes", and as a result pine for the 'Aryan waifu singing to the cattle, barefoot in a sundress'.

>>33250760
That is hilarious. How do you come up with these stories? I liked the holding your gf's head next to the loud tv story also.

Where do I find an asshole alien robot boyfriend?

>>33250743
There’s some good shit in Jung, like the shadow self. Once you kinda read a lot of those guys, you realize they’re all saying the same thing but different flavours.

>>33250734
Women please answer.

>>33250778
>Men are a monolith
>Except zoomers who are a totally different monolith and only want the monolith of trad wives
Possibly the most retarded post I have seen here.

>>33250782
shes just fat

>>33250740
You know, historically pockets used to be separate items or garment worn over or under the dress.

>>33250760
my dad did the same thing to me. i couldn't get an MRI because an x ray showed there was still some embedded in my legs and i ended up in surgery to have them removed. you're a piece of shit and you deserved worse than you got.

how about you shove ten needles deep into your own legs to get a sense of fucking empathy you sociopath.

>>33250774
not really. historically one of the hallmarks of a tomboy was their refusal to wear the 'gender uniform'. You're not aware of this but prior to the 1970s it was considered highly unusual for a woman to wear pants. prior to the 1920s it was a social taboo. prior to the 1900s it was outright illegal in many places.
because it's so normalised there's no longer any cultural associations with a woman wearing pants now, so you no longer make the connection of pants=masculine.

>>33250760
bait used to be believable

>>33250711
Why are women allowed to find scars attractive but men aren't?????

>>33250755
I’m committed, I’m just not sure if she’s as committed as she once was, which is why I want to prepare for the worst

>>33250751
>It doesn't entitle me to sex but it does entitle me to an actual response of "no thanks I didn't feel a spark / not interested" instead of ghosting.
It doesn't entitle you to shit, sparky. And the reason why women ghost men is because they're scared. They've tried telling a guy politely that they're not interested, and he has turned aggressive; and that has happened 15 or 20 times; and somewhere along the line they've decided "fuck this, next time I'll just ghost the guy." Blame other men, not her.

>I'm just asking if it actually turns a woman off if the guy doesn't pay.
In some cases; but they're probably the kind of women you wouldn't to date anyway. The majority tend to be a little relieved, because it means they're not going to find themselves in a position where you're expecting sex in exchange for dinner.

>Tbh if the women were actually attracted to me they'd just invite me over to fuck.
Depends if they're looking for a hookup or a boyfriend. A hookup merely has to be hot; a bf has to be even hotter, and also half a dozen other things as well; and you can't judge those from a hookup.

>>33250782
Dress and maybe some tape

>>33250778
Doesn't add up at all

men are a monolith

>>33250784
>strawman idiocy
you don't have to sign your own posts, I can see how retarded you are.

>>33250760
NAG. I feel really bad for your mom. Poor woman.

>>33250785
Nice

>>33250743
He was so wrong about so much, if a guy can’t recognize that I don’t want to know him

>>33250785
Having tits and a decent ass doesn't mean shes fat

>>33250795
you can use a monolith to impale yourself on

>>33250793
Ah yes, I always forget that tape is an option women have available to them.
Is it just me or is the dress kinda cutting into her boobs?
>>33250800
>He was so wrong about so much,
Please explain

>>33250743
Like all psychotherapists, some good some bad.

>>33250792
"why are men no longer asking women out? I just don't get it!"

>>33250780
I think one of the anons itt is trying to become one.

>>33250801
her tits are literal blobs of fat, look how they spill around like dough

>>33250795
MY DICK is a monolith! Bahahaha!

>>33250734
I'm 95% sure she's wearing silicone adhesive cups

>>33250787
Wtf is this a common thing

>>33250802
yes that's what men are for
>>33250808
see.

>>33250803
Probably not cutting definitely squishing
Tape only really works up to a certain size though

>>33250791
>I’m committed
No you aren't. You're preparing to jump. The reasons why aren't important. Either commit fully or leave.

>>33250811
that was what I was implying, yes

>>33250797
Ok but you are in fact taking the words of a subsect of people in a group and imposing them over others as law when things are far more complicated.
Zoomer women en mass are calling themselves they/them because they don't even know what a tomboy is before they identify as enbies.

>>33250792
You seem like a really slimy person.

>>33250795
Does that mean men are fungible?

>>33250809
Can you please explain to a layman what the effects of wearing silicone adhesive cups does to the visual of boobs?
I'm currently under the impression it works similar to a pushup bra because of your statement.

>>33250806
I’ll find him fr

>>33250804
Tom Cruise said all therapy is a pseudoscience.

>>33250729
sundresses are fetishwear at this point ngl

>>33250816
>You seem like a really slimy person
On what grounds?

>>33250812
>Tape only really works up to a certain size
Hot

>>33250810
i looked it up, it's apparently rare enough to be called "rare" but common enough to have a few articles about it saying it's an underreported form of abuse since it doesn't leave obvious marks.

>>33250807
This reads like titlet cope. Her titties are incredibly hot

>>33250826
More annoying than hot

>>33250828
I know because my tits are like that you retard

>>33250825
You are conflating a date with purchasing an hour of a hookers time

>>33250822
Sometimes pseudoscience helps.

>>33250807
tits thighs and ass are the good kind of fat though
belly face and arm fat is the bad kind of fat
why dont people get this

>>33250829
>t. big boobs
Even hotter
>>33250830
Prove it?

>>33250830
NTA
Why do you hate your own boobs? Boobs are good

>>33250806
>>33250820
sorry, i'm not much of an asshole and i don't plan to become one in my course of alien ascension. you'll have to look somewhere else, sugartits!

>>33250838
> sugartits
Thank you

>>33250743
unironically the more i learn about Jung, the more i think he was a modern day prometheus

>>33250822
NTA
>Taking advice from a Scientologist
Anon...

>>33250824
Women would you wear a sundress for your bf? (only indoors of course)

>>33250760
Fatherless behaviour bait always gets the anons.

Women how do you feel about bulges?

>>33250833
No! It masks the problem.

>>33250803
He believed we have collective unconsciousness and dreams could be interpreted and analyzed with meaning, and so on. He gave no scientific data to these nonsense ideas.

>>33250843
You just blow in from stupid town?

>>33250850
Sure.

>>33250846
Taking advice from a successful man*
Good luck telling girls that you go to therapy.

>>33250750
Oh yeah I remember you posting before
>don’t like that she just says these things, kinda makes it seem like she isn’t as committed as I initially thought
Imo tell her this and be honest about how it makes you feel
Doesn't feel like she's really factoring you into the equation desu or prioritising your relationship
>>33250743
Without bro we wouldn't have NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn so I r8 it

>>33250855
Does that mean I should listen to the advice of Jehovah's Witnesses because Prince was one?

>>33250853
stupid town isn't a replace. euromom is though, and i was inner hallnight

anyone want to hang out

>>33250753
Hm if he's interested in you he shouldn't be taking longer than a day to reply desu :/
>>33250790
There's a big difference between accidental scars and self-harm scars
>>33250795
Let's go watch sportsball with a beer and watch and the cars go round and round

>>33250842
anything for you, pookie

>girl asks for my age again after a couple days
is she a robot or just forgetful

>>33250834
all fat is bad
>>33250836
they spill, insanely disgusting

>>33250861
Prince was a dumbass who took drugs and overdosed, so no.

>>33250867
I didn’t even say anything clockable though

>>33250815
I am speaking generally, yes.
>not ALL
is midwit cope. no shit there are outliers, they're irrelevant.

because women are slaves to consensus, 30 years ago they would've been the girls going to rock concerts and slugging natty lights in the back of a van. Except there's a lot more of them now, because of multiple generations of men saying they prefer tomboys. leading to more and more girls becoming tomboyish out of a desire to be more attractive. and then having tomboyishness hijacked by the LGBTP group to turn it into a sexual identity (with a new label). And now boys hate it because it's no longer about them being "one of the guys" but rather about them "replacing guys". so they want to go back to when tomboys were a niche thing.

>>33250865
He answers me in 1-3 hours. Sometimes sooner.

>>33250869
>all fat is bad
all men and many women disagree

>>33250822
Tom Cruise is a nutter, if anyone needs therapy it's bro

>>33250876
not my problem

>>33250545 (OP)
wtf do you mean "almost" anything? weird.

anyway, women how big is your clitoris?

>>33250871
babe, you're always on the clock when i'm around

>>33250878
not my problem either that your opinion is wrong

>>33250795
I wish. Maybe that way I wouldn't feel alienated when another guy opens his mouth.

>>33250863
weeners? How are you babe
we could do a bit of skribbl or a puzzle if people are down
>>33250874
Oh, that seems normal and reasonable then

>>33250880
Damn right

>>33250831
>You are conflating a date with purchasing an hour of a hookers time
No, men who think they are entitled to something as a result of having paid for dinner are conflating those two things.

>>33250795
drrr drrrr drrrrrr

>>33250883
tfw you have to interact with normalfag moids about manly things

>>33250879
ask your daddy

another fucking shitty shit hshit shit shit shit day in my faggot fakecel realcel peachcel peachmaxxed peachpilled peachcored moid life

>>33250563
>>33250563
>Girls, are you excited about your future motherhood?
Yes, but I worry it won't happen because idk how to meet men. But my biggest goal atm is to get married and have as many children as my husband wants. So yes, I'm very excited about my future motherhood.

>>33250886
why do women feel they're entitled to dates? or rather, why do women feel like they're "doing men a favour" by going out with them?

>>33250872
Tomboys and the LGBT shit aren't one in the same though, one is an identity the other is a personality.
>Men have been pushing this
Do you have any proof to back that up?

>>33250877
Bale has always been jealous of Tom.

>>33250862
Cool story dumboGOD

>>33250885
that's not true. if you were near me right now, you'd be neglected for 12 hours while i try and procrastinate my work. sorry.
>>33250891
you just made me realize i'm a fennekincel fennekinmaxxed fennekinpilled fenneincored moid, thanks a lot you ugly bastard

>>33250891
As in you're down bad for princess peach? Or just overdosed on eating peaches?
Real tho, feel like I'm losing brain cells by the day

>>33250729
Hurts my thighs :(

>>33250891
millions of peaches
peaches for me
millions of peaches
peaches for free

>>33250899
> you'd be neglected for 12 hours
Damn even though boob? Even I don’t ignore boobs

>>33250897
bale is better looking and a better actor

>>33250894
if you actually read my post, you'd see that I addressed that. tomboys have been hijacked by the sexual revolution movement.
>do you have any proof that society likes tomboys
what an utterly retarded request. might as well ask "do you have proof that people prefer sunlight to nighttime"
https://lithub.com/the-racist-history-of-celebrating-the-american-tomboy/

>>33250893
>why do women feel they're entitled to dates?
They don't.
>or rather, why do women feel like they're "doing men a favour" by going out with them?
They don't. Women are just as nervous on a date as you are; they want you to like them just as much as you want them to like you.

>>33250900
i like the fruit idc about some princess i'm drybonesmaxxing koopapilled goombacored plumbercelled
>>33250899
idk what that is but good
>>33250904
MOVING TO THE COUNTRYYY GONNA EAT A LOT OF PEACHES

>>33250902
how tf does that work
wouldnt dresses be more comfortable since they arent constricting at all?

>>33250906
Bale fell off and Tom is richer and more well-known.

>>33250913
tom has a tooth in the middle of his smile
he's also a crypto jew (((scientologist)))

>>33250778
You are imagining things. Men have and will always like feminine women.
Now go be a good girl and put on a sundress

Women:
For a guy to not sound or look crass, what's an acceptable amount of swear words one can say?

By 'swear words' I mean fuck, bitch, ass, cunt, etc. Not damn or darn or any mild swears.

i dreamed about youWOMANNNnnn

She has lost it.

>>33250908
A lot of people like the nighttime is my point.
In fact I have seen more people say they like the nighttime.
Maybe it goes up and down and in the 20s it was in but 40s and 50s it was out and trad wives were in, and so on but seeing as most women nowadays aren't tomboys in older generations I just don't see it.

>>33250865
>There's a big difference between accidental scars and self-harm scars
In terms of sexiness the answer is a "no"

Self harm is sexy

>>33250915
You will never convince "female creatures" anon that Tom Cruise is inferior, he's always been gay for him

>>33250909
why don't they ask for dates then? why don't they pay?

>>33250913
Bale?
BAYLE?!?!?!?!
CURSE YOU, BAAAYLE!!!

>>33250921
lol

>>33250906
tom's a genuine character though, bale's just good at acting. listening to cruise talk is fascinating. he's always surprising. (also a better actor, but w/e)

>>33250912
Chafing. Unless you have a thigh gap, the legs rub against each other causing irritation, rashes, and skin breakage.

>>33250926
I hated fighting this piece of shit but the lore was cool because it was dragon moby dick and dragons killing other dragons and then making humans do the dirty work only for all the humans to mutate into bootleg dragons.

>>33250917
fuck is the only acceptable one, the others are trashy
>>33250919
who?

Do you think Hank Hill is a peach guy?

>>33250905
sorry. it's the research chemicals, they get me a bit focused.

So the tradwife shit is a fetish, right? Like it's a form of lifestyle BDSM?

>>33250909
>Women are just as nervous on a date as you are; they want you to like them just as much as you want them to like you.

nta but the more you try dating, the more ridiculous this sounds. Why would they care about the guy liking them? Why would they care about his opinion at all? It's not like they are lacking options. Most of the time they do behave as if you have to convince them that you're worthy and that they could be doing something more important rather than wasting time on you.

>>33250921
>Self harm is sexy
4chan moment
I'm just uncomfortable with fetishising it
If a girl liked/was indifferent to any scars from self-harm I have because they're a part of me that's very sweet and validating. But if she thought they were "sexy" I would feel objectified

>>33250934
yeah, 24/7 slave larping

>>33250923
nta
They do, at least they do with me

>>33250825
Why would I bother conversing with an awful person?

>>33250916
zoomer.

>>33250920
no you haven't.

>well they're out now
that's my point. they were "in" for fifty years, and now that they're the norm, young men no longer find them interesting or unique. now "trad" feminine women are the rare flower, so that's what they want. or as this anon more succinctly put it: >>33250824 it's a fetish.

>>33250928
>tom's a genuine character though, bale's just good at acting
That's because Tom Cruise is a lunatic who would rather be in a cult than go to therapy
Christian Bale seems like a normalfag for the most part
They're both good actors though and pretty good looking no homo

state gender
what is your favorite cheese?

>>33250927
I know...

>>33250936
I'd never admit it to someone in real life because it would make me look like a psycho but scars are kinda hot, especially those on the thighs. You know, like wood has seams girls has scars. It's freaky

>>33250945
M
You :3

>>33250915
So? I don't care about his looks.
>>33250928
Exactly. Tom's haters act more psychotic than Tom.
>b-but muh scientology! scientology le bad!!

>>33250945
F
Pepper jack

>>33250948
Stop samefagging, Jesus Christ.

>>33250945
M
Dick cheese

men does the idea of getting a woman you love or crush pregnant turn you on? or does it scare the shit out of you? be honest

>>33250945
M
Brie or Pepperjack.

>>33250945
M
Limburger

>>33250945
m
you, ofc :3c

>>33250954
Neither really

>>33250944
why would he need to go to therapy? he seems pretty well-adjusted to me desu

>>33250951
Not samefagging. Stop insulting Tom Cruise, he literally has millions of fans.

>>33250954
I like the idea of breeding but I don't like the idea of pregnancy or getting a woman pregnant.

Like the primal sensation of cumming inside a woman without the responsability, if that makes sense.

women, tomorrow i am buying edibles and i am going to goon for like 12 straight hours because edibles let me cum non-stop

>>33250954
every man wants to have children with the girl he loves. stop watching romantic comedies, they're propaganda.

>>33250954
Both.

>>33250954
>men does the idea of getting a woman you love turn you on
No
> or crush pregnant turn you on?
This does
> or does it scare the shit out of you?
Only if it's a woman I love and can't bail on

>>33250964
ew

>>33250945
M
Cannon rushing

>>33250963
This

>>33250945
m
cheddar, the single most popular cheese in the world

>>33250963
>Like the primal sensation of cumming inside a woman without the responsability, if that makes sense.

typical moid behavior and instinct, sex without responsibility

>Gender
Which gif is your favorite? >>>/gif/28991592
Let's see the differences between the male and female gaze.

>>33250964
Isn't non-stop gooning more of a meth thing

>>33250923
>why don't they ask for dates then?
They get slut-shamed.
>why don't they pay?
They do.

>>33250945
M
american

>>33250943
Everything is a feitsh
I guess we can agree on that
>>33250954
It's normal

WHY CANT I HAVE A SINGLE WIN JUST ONE!!!!!

tfw no MILF gf wearing this top so I can play her boobs like a piano

>>33250968
wtf so you find it hotter to get a crush pregnant but NOT a woman you love?

>>33250980
You win!!!

>>33250973
Yup!

Wanna join? <3

>>33250954
>a woman you love or crush
no such person exists

>>33250974
>>Gender
M
>Which gif is your favorite? >>>/gif/28991592
The top one would be great if it had sound.

>>33250982
Well yeah you asked me to be honest, having a kid with someone you love sounds like commitment while the other is just an accident

>>33250976
>They get slut-shamed.
>asking out a dude you like is slut behavior
that has never occurred once to any man
women are their own worst enemy

>>33250943
>zoomer.
Yeah I am a Zoomer and most likely you are aswell.
What is your point?

>>33250974
f
yuck wtf

>>33250957
Why the only non basic bitch cheese response smell like fuckin feet

>>33250974
A.I. is getting pretty impressive

>>33250946
Well at least you aesthetically like it I suppose
I also think scars themselves are pretty hot
>>33250945
M, depends on the mood, I'd go for some stilton or camembert rn

>>33250945
M
My go to is pepper jack as an all rounder but I get peak enjoyment when I have blue cheese on a burger. I’m allergic to penicillin though so I try not to do that too often

this could be us Femanon...

Women:

Would I be more successfull if I was a blatant yet gallant manslut in dating apps?
I'm talking shirtless pics, offers for casual sex, boasting about how well I can use my fingers, etc. Just slut it up.

>>33250975
yeah i mean i can't explain it, weed makes me go into hypercoom mode. the first time i did it, i accidentally took a hero's dose and i went into an anxious, cumming, haze. i was sore the next day because i trembled non-stop for like 8 hours. turns out the anxiety comes from being around other people, so if i'm buy myself i can make that fun

I've been talking to myself a lot lately. I make up conversations and play both sides. I like to do hand gestures, makes the conversations funnier and more authentic.

>>33250997
thankfully it‘s not

>>33250976
>they get slut shamed
proof?
>they pay
proof?

>>33250954
A lotta bit of both. Making something with someone I love is beautiful but at the current state I am at is unwise

>>33250954
It scares the shit out of me, im not build for this shit...

>>33250999
maybe with whores idk

>>33250954
Yes to both
If I love a woman than I've already decided I want to spend the rest of my life with her (ignoring whether this was a reasonable thought to have), so children are a natural conclusion to that.
Getting her pregnant on ACCIDENT would scare me, because what would we do? how would she react? how would that affect our relationship?

>>33250962
>Stop insulting Tom Cruise
Lol
Tom Cruise is a bellend
Good actor though
>>33250961
>seems pretty well-adjusted to me
Does he? Lmao
>>33250997
I'd rather Rhea Ripley be the one stepping on me

Femanons, how much of a sub or dom streak do you have?

>>33250974
M
I am going to be basic say the OP

this could be us Femanon...

Women are my hobby.

>>33250993
people don't eat that much cheese anymore, and what they do eat is whatever Walmart/Aldi carries. which is strictly the most popular cheeses available; cheddar, parmesan, mozzarella, colby jack, cream cheese...

>>33250999
I always swipe left on shirtless pics. Put your tits away harlot.

God is laughing at me God is crying laughing at me right now

>>33251011
both but more dom leaning it seems

>>33250997
nag
Holy shit, I get it now. I see why Rhea Ripley is so hot. I don’t like her promotion photos but this is some quality stuff

>>33251017
as he should
>>33251014
sad you suck at your hobby
>>33251013
nice

>>33251017
hahaha LMAOing @ ths dud XD ishygdds

WHAT!?

>>33251024
yeah you heard me right

>>33251016
Okay no shirtless pics - regular profile, but slutted up text/description etc. Thoughts?

>>33251026
Hell yeah slut it up bbg

>>33251017
God turned away a long time ago, anon.

>>33251021
Damn right I suck. Suck tiddies and clits.
Now get on your back femanon, I need to eat but I’m not hungry.

>>33251026
nta but vomit inducing

>>33250929
maybe try those snug athletic underwear that go to your mid thigh

>>33251029
ew

>>33250945
>what is your favorite cheese?
M. Hafod Welsh Cheddar.

>>33251017
Why is he hun?
>>33251015
Aldi has a pretty decent range here desu
>>33251013
Lol this reminds me of spinning and pushing around my work colleague on the chair when we were bored

>>33251025
HUH NIGGA?

>tfw the good guys turned into bad guys
>tfw the bad guys were also just bad guys but did some good but were bad guys

Women, would a nice and slutty veiny arm+hand pic increase or decrease the chances of you matching with a moid on a dating app.

what if all my dating profile pics were in black & white

>>33251037
Tanked. No chance. Slut it down

Should I try again? Do I even bother?

Women, are you afraid of men?

>>33250691
I got matches within a couple hours, and have dates with those matches planned right now.
And I've always struggled with dating and these wome are not obese they're actually really pretty.

>>33251011
Despite feeling like a switch. I always end up being a sub if I had to label it. Even when I sit on someone's face, it feels like they're pulling me onto themselves just as much as I'm grinding into them.

>>33251041
truth nuclear missile

I have never noticed anyone's eyelashes
Idk why women are so obsessed with them

>>33251041
>rape simulator games
never heard of those. all my porn games are consentual. hyperlink dat shiz up bro

>>33251035
keep koping king

>>33251036
Better that than remaining on a useless limbo, unable to be bad but hopeless about being good.

>>33251041
nah
>>33251040
likely not

>>33250954
I won't have sex with someone unless we're being careful about contraception AND I'm 100% certain that in the event of contraception failure she would have a termination.

>>33250974
>>Gender
>Which gif is your favorite? >>>/gif/28991592 #
>Let's see the differences between the male and female gaze.
F
This one >>>/gif/29003452

>>33251047
What an image. It’s making me nauseous.

>>33251042
>shills in the chat

>>33251036
It was always better to be the bad guy. Bad people get what they want and good people are left to clean up after them.

>>33251054
Stop black pilling

>>33250974
M
The first I guess?
Rather disappointing thread

>>33251004
>proof?
Extensive experience (on both counts).

>>33250992
You don't like any of them?

>>33251045
Men say the same shit about make up but still somehow always prefer the fully beat face

>>33251056
>stop observing reality

I really do hate dating apps they made you feel like cattle. Is there a solution to this?

>>33251061
Telling people that they'll never get a match is not observing reality.

>>33251060
why cant women just be naturally beautiful
why are they all uggos with bad skin under their makeup
men dont have bad skin like women do

>>33251041
>>33251044
projecting
i only play cuckold and femdom games

>>33251053
throw up in my hands so I can pray with it

>>33251017
Me too man get used to it.

>>33251060
because most men are dumb and can't tell how much makeup a girl is wearing.

>>33251059
no, it‘s all very off putting

>>33251063
Meet people irl

>>33251039
It’s over, what else am I supposed to do with my whorish veins and arms

>>33251069
Isn't the whole point of makeup to be subtle enough to fool the viewer into thinking it's the natural face's look?

>>33251064
most men don't, though. something like 80% of all men historically never reproduced.

>>33251065
Women have bad skin BECAUSE they wear makeup
If women stopped wearing makeup to hide blemishes, they wouldn't have blemishes to hide in the first place.

>>33251067
I’m worried about you

>>33251073
CUT YOUR VEINS INTO PIECES
THIS IS YOUR LAST REPLY

>>33251063
Yes we go back to the traditional form of dating.
After the village festival the women get to pick their husband from the single men passed out in a ditch.

>>33250974
F
I dont care about dyke shit
>>33251011
Probably the dom one is a little bigger

>>33251058
so, no proof then. understood

>>33251075
You're not taking into account bots and delusional Indians that live in India trying to match with Stacies in the U.S..

>>33251078
based on what?

Hopefully WW3 starts soon so I can enlist and die in it

>>33251075
>80% of all men historically never reproduced.
We would literally be extinct if that was true, mate.

>>33251087
No dumbass we would be if it was only 20% of women reproducing but he said MEN.

>>33251086
*bang bang*

>>33251086
Based
What if you just get paralysed or horribly injured for life tho

>>33251085
So many reasons! How can I merely list one? I will say praying with my puke is a pretty unhinged way to go.

Girls over 5'7" need to approach men first and be their dommes

>>33251075
>80% of all men historically never reproduced.
Source?

>>33251088
Doesn't change the fact it would not be sustainable due to genetic diversity. Also there's literally no proof of that statistic.

>>33250974
M
>>>/gif/29004455

>>33250945
M
Port Salut
Not because it's in anyway the best or fanciest cheese but because it tastes good but is still relatively cheap.

>>33251093
False, they're all my subs.
They have no need to approach anyone they're already mine.

Girls over 5'7" just sit tight ill ask you out one day . . .

>>33251093
Based
I was approached by a girl taller than me who was like 5'8" but she seemed more sub

>>33251086
Do you really just want to die?

>>33250974
M
lesbians arent hot desu

>>33251100
They're all subs.
The taller they get the more submissive they become.

>>33251105
This implies that the shorter a girl is, the more of a dom she is.

>>33250954
That would be terrible. I'd be a shit father.

>drinking cider out of an old pewder mug
wonder if im getting lead posining jej

>>33251092
*licks blessed puke from fingers*
you have seen nothing yet

>>33251067
>always respects and contributes to the bit
I feel so seen by the entirety of this meme

>>33251107
It's true

YWNBA Italian virginal madonna

>>33250974
>>>/gif/28998194

>>33251113
according to whostve

>>33251110
Uh oh. I don’t think my puke is holy, ma’am.

>>33250974
I wish I had a sexy bisexual girlfriend who did hot lesbo shit with her friends in front of me

>>33251107
Dom girls aren't real

>>33251113
whaa

>>33251037
More women please answer

>>33251111
checked and recked

>>33251073
Give em to me ig

>>33251113
i will never be anything other than whatever it is i am currently, so why think about it at all

>>33250980
You're not playing the right game.

>>33251087
>I don't know how reproduction works
one man can theoretically several women a day

>>33251095
dude there are genetic bottlenecks in the human genome that point to there being a point where literally less than a thousand human beings existed during the ice age. the human species could sustain survival indefinitely if there were only a dozen men on earth. inbreeding isn't nearly as threatening as you think it is.

>>33251084
most bots are women. there's a reason why the vast majority of paid users on dating sites are men.

>>33251095
There is literally 3+ different human bottle necks in genetics for multiple reasons that we have identified and the fact that you don't know this and don't understand that as rough as it was genetic diversity arose from incestous roots too at points, tell me you aren't worth talking.
How does it feel to be more stupid than the lowest incel? (Not me)

>>33251116
it is after I prayed with it you HEATHEN

>>33251063
church

>>33251071
Why is that?

>>33251094
https://academic.oup.com/mbe/article/21/11/2047/1147770
closer to 70% didn't, but the point remains. it's only VERY recently (say, the last millennia or so) with the rise of socially-enforced monogamy that the majority of men could be expected to have children.

Femanons, how can a guy tease you before oral sex? Like by kissing down your thigh, skipping your vulva and then continuing to kiss the other thigh. Basically what are things he can do to make you grab his hair and pull his face onto your vulva?

>>33250997
Rhea Ripley is so hot.

>>33251128
Oh :3 kinda hot

>>33251130
sexuality as performance makes me very uncomfortable, it tastes demonic

I’m horny ;(

>>33251108
good you recognize it

how 2 make men cry

>>33251082
How would you want to dom a guy?

>>33251141
Yell at them

Women, what do you think of cruises?

>>33251136
>+vodka
am sold

>>33251141
Break their hearths

>>33251141
break dey heart
>>33251145
over my dead body

>>33251132
>there tend to be more women than men
>this somehow means that 70% men dont reproduce
not getting it bro
besides i cant find your "70%" number at all in the study

>>33251114
I'm guessing F from your name?

men be honest have you ever cried because of a woman?

>>33251125
>most bots are women. there's a reason why the vast majority of paid users on dating sites are men.
You didn't address the Indian problem.

>>33251142
Tie his hands to the bedposts (with ribbons) and kiss tease all over, teasing nipple play, before blowjob

>>33251152
Many times, yes.

>>33251139
I don't want children.

>>33251141
Treat him with the compassionate condescension that implies that he'll never be enough.

>>33251152
Yes

>>33251152
Yes when my grandma died

>>33251152
Yeah.

>>33251152
M
No, never
How is a woman supposed to make me cry when i dont even know any

>>33251141
Make me love you, then leave.

>>33251152
Yes.

>>33251154
Sounds amazing

>>33251152
nope

>>33251152
Outside family? No

i don't like how there are so many indian and chinese international students in american universities
like some of these labs will be mostly indian or chinese people who speak their own language to each other pretty much shutting out anyone else who wants to join
how is this not discrimination

>>33251150
you didn't look very hard. it explicitly says most people have roughly double the female ancestors that they do male. meaning at absolute maximum only 34% of men reproduced.

>>33251105
Kek, tbf the most dom girl I dated was 4'11"

Zoomers, would you like me to die?

>>33251152
Oh yes. Sadly not in a fun way either.

>>33251167
get used to it, it's only going to get much, much worse

>>33251173
Depends, how are you going to die?

>>33251153
proof that they're the ones responsible for the disproportionate number of men on dating sites? a disproportionality that has existed unchanged since dating sites were first invented in the 90s, when Indians made up <1% of netizens?

>>33251162
Your ex gfs?

>>33251138
Ovulating?

>>33251141
>>33251152
Scary femanon make me hard

Should I sell my soul to a demon?

Lol this guy said "any flavor clorox will do"

>>33251178
never had an ex, nor a gf, mr. unreal

>>33251171
>Kek, tbf the most dom girl I dated was 4'11
I wouldn't mind that at all. "Cute dommes" are underrated.

>>33251152
M
That's half the reason I ever cried my whole life

>>33251116
I'd be her servant tbf
>>33251118
Your mum isn't real
>>33251141
Take food off my plate
>>33251152
Yes I was crying earlier missing my ex
Also in childhood my mum's favourite "I'll give you something to cry about" before a beating

>>33251181
again?

>>33251179
Not yet.

>>33251181
You need to have a soul that's worth something. Why would a demon want a soul with no value?

>>33251189
DAMN hyour mom is BASED AS FUAK

>>33251181
In return for what?

>>33251186
How old are you? Just go on dates and you'll get a gf.

men if your ex (if you have) messaged you right now this instant what the fuck would you tell them? would you tell them to fuck off or would you entertain yourself

>>33251195
21
who will i go on a date with if i don't know any women

>>33251191
Ouch, it's going to get worse then :0

>>33251186
What about the girls who asked you out over the years? Did you reject them all?
Unreal.

>>33251199
Ik it’s bouta be a tough one

>>33251196
My ex is literally drunk messaging me from the nightclub right now
>>33251193
I'll set you up with her jk

>>33251200
yeah i did. they were too hot and nice so i decided to reject them. i know whats best for them, girls of such high status deserve chad, not me

>>33251196
Depends on the ex.

>>33251096
Based Shae Summers enjoyer.

men of every species are a joke

>>33251167
they all move back to their own countries

>>33251196
I would tell her to leave me alone and block her

>>33251207
*rapes and then kills u*
haha

>>33251207
truth

>>33251208
Not all

>>33251201
Will it hit you during the work week?

>>33251211
*kills and then rapes u*
haha

>>33251207
>men of every species are a joke

i truly believe their only good use is their seed

>>33251077
I have bad skin and never wear make up

>>33251176
Does it matter?

>>33251217
true. want mine?

>>33251196
It depends on what she said. I’d tell her I miss her and want to open a line of communication again.

>>33251222
NO

>>33251196
I’m only slinging dick, if she wants more than that she’s not getting it

>>33251217
Y-you wouldn't keep men as stud-slaves, r-right?

those female insects that rip their mates sperm receptacles off are based

I love tall women

>>33251196
I wouldnt even acknowledge it
id see the notification, dismiss it, and then continue eating hot fries and watching tv

>>33251217
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

wawawawawa

>>33251228
It's nice to know that you'd never do that to a man

>>33251224
so I'm useless ;_;

>>33251228
What?! No men are amazing. Except when they arent and i want to bite their heads off. But that's not every man!

>>33251152
Every woman I have ever loved has ended up breaking my heart

>>33251229
aw. thanks, man.

>>33251221
Yes. If you're going to do it in a spectacular way like lighting yourself on fire or taking out a politician or whatever, go ahead. If you're going to do it a depressive way, like cutting your wrists or od, go to sleep and think about it tomorrow.

>>33251196
Depends on why she's messaging me and what she has to say now doesn't it? I'd be EXTREMELY surprised for one thing, if that happened.

>>33251229
>tfw no montenegrin gf

>>33251229
how tall?

Women, have you ever fucked up a date?

>>33251215
Not I’m not working right now I start at the beginning of next month

>>33251200
I don't understand this meme.

>>33251243
My (Serbian) grandma tried to set me up with a Montenegrin girl, but my biggest problem with her was that she was like 5’3

>>33251244
5'7" the ideal female height

>>33251228
Female insects that lure males and eat them are better imo.

>>33251207
I hope you're laughing.

>>33251244
Tall but still a bit smaller than me, so 175 cm to 190 cm
>>33251243
Too sleepy for my taste
>>33251239
<3

German name
German hometown
German parents
Doesn't speak good German

How is this possible?

women why dont you just murder men
its easy just sleep with them and then once your done kill them

>>33251245
no he definitely blew the date
she was clearly autistic he should've just talked about rats and fucked her while making squeaking rat noises

>>33251255
Gescheiterte Integration oder Vaterlandsverrat

>>33251245
Yes plenty of times

>>33251255
>German hometown
like, in Germany?

>>33251241
Either way I wouldn't be around taking up space, wasting your resources and annoying you with my existence.

>>33251255
He is Dutch and or Jewish

>>33251019
>>33251082
What kind of dom are you?

>>33251173
Why ask us specifically? anyway I hope you live forever

>>33251256
i wanna be like those female insects who cut off their mates' equivalent of dicks so they can decide when they want to have babies while the male no longer has a dick

>>33251261
NTA. You don't annoy me. And the resources you consume is absolutely negligible compared to elites.

>>33251196
depends on what she would be talking about
my hatred for her disappeared with time, only the good memories remained

>>33251256
JH does do that though. She's a famous serial killer who has sex with teenage boys and then kills them and eats them.

I want tacos but I can't eat dairy I'm gonna cry and these antibiotics are making my mouth taste like shit but I can't have anything with flavor

>>33251259
Stories?

>>33251271
does she season her food doh

>>33251256
>>33251266
Holy based.

>>33251272
real tacos dont even have dairy in them

Can we just ban this retarded foid hands man hater

>>33251245
Ive gone on one date in my life

I think he just wanted sex and i was oblivious to that.

I kinda just followed him wherever he wanted to take me. First it was a cafe, then a forest, then just around town, then a movie theatre (it was empty and we were in the back), and by the time the movie ended it was 2 am we parted and i was got catcalled at the gas station after failing to find fast food because i hadnt eaten all day. Not relevent to the date im just upset about that. Then the next morning he said im not emotionally mature enough and didnt want a second date

i dont know if that really answers the question

>>33251250
That is not tall!

>>33251181
you don't understand what that means

Why do I get so all or nothing with dating? Why can't I just be casual about it and not so worried about the other persons feelings?

>>33251141
movie about dogs with emotional ending

>>33251277
I would bring my own dairy

>>33251279
>several men ask her out and she rejects all of them

>>33251278
>just ban everything I disagree with
Reddit is down the hall to the left lil bro

>>33251261
I don't know you, but of all the people in the world, I doubt you're particularly annoying or wasteful.

>>33251279
That sounds like a horrible date

>>33251207
There are men in other species?
>>33251204
Hope you can improve your self-esteem someday
>>33251217
Sounds seedy

>>33251246
Nice. Hopefully you have a guy to wear out!

>>33251288
Spotted the man hater.