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>>33247618
Gender
Do you like Scandinavian accents?
I want to convert to Judaism.
Where do I meet clingy gf
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Cn someone please explain why women with sisters don't do incest themed content on only fans it would give you such a leg up over the competition
>>33250545 (OP)There's no point to anything. Life will only get more expensive and worse. Unless you're a foid or have rich parents, you can stop trying.
>>33250549Idk never really heard one
Could you link to something
>>33250556also can the lesbians tell me if this is this an accurate depiction of female same sex relations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz53zt8yEg8
Statistically speaking most femanons ITT will have kids within 10 years. Girls, are you excited about your future motherhood?
>>33250556The same reason anybody else doesn't do incest themed onlyfans
state gender
men, would you date a woman with this body? why? why not?
women, what part of your body are you the most insecure about and why?
>>33250565NTA
Incest is illegal in most jurisdictions dumb dumb.
>>33250560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBZC5C4eR54
https://youtube.com/shorts/E3NCTtjkVnQ
>>33250566F. My tits. They're ugly.
>>33250567You could do other stuff like dressing in skimpy bikins while holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, do it I'll even rate your pics and provide feedback for free
>>33250566Not really my type.
>>33250566M
No. That's an ugly tattoo and the self-harm (?) scars are gross. I want her skin to be smooth when I feel her thighs.
>>33250575are you saying only gross guys think about girls kissing?
You're delusional every man does it even if they won't admit it
>>33250559Having money is good. You only need a little if you don't plan to support a wife and kids with a big house in a good school zone.
Enough money and you can watch the decline of these people's shitty society in peace.
>>33250566my thighs i guess? or my chest? either way. i feel chunky.
>>33250545 (OP)Gender
Do you think you got pranked?
anyone here have sports cars
>>33250578NTA. I prefer to think about girls kissing me.
>>33250578Nta, I prefer the ugly bastard tag
>>33250566M. She looks like an onlyfans model so, maybe not.
Although I'd date her at this point I guess, just for fun and practice and see if I can get her to say something interesting.
>>33250583what about girls kissing you while they pleasure each other with their hands, everyone has girl on girl fantasies I can't imagine that not being true
>>33250582I had a Porsche and sold it because the maintenance costs are a bitch.
My mouth tastes like death
>>33250584I feel like an ugly bastard has to be fat which one those guys is not, I know neither ugly or bastard means fat but it just seems right
>>33250549Post a scandi accent
Men. You have two options.
The first is Neo-Nazi punk girl covered in tattoos and piercings. She'll never cook and clean for you, but hates Jews and wants to populate the world with more white children.
The second is an Orthodox Jewish tradwife who is against tattoos, piercings and will always take care of you and your children. She won't force you to convert, but wants her children to be raised Jewish.
You must choose one. You can't say "neither", "just kill me now" or pick a third option. You must choose one.
>>33250566M
Yes, I would use her like a fleshlight and I would take care of her
>>33250566I wouldn't mind getting babytrapped by a girl like that, I'd def knock her up
>>33250536I decided to decipher the image in that previous post, do what you will with this information
za the six armed pizza god will remain peaceful for as long as pete pop appeases the beast but be warned for greed and corruption will cause great destruction to those who disobey the pizza pals however the montsers do not dish harm on any other souls for they shall fulfill their etrnal promise to entertain for forever and ever and ever also the mzoarella is poison and d.a. breadsticks is a huge jerk
PETE POP WILL DESTROY US ALL WWWDOTGOODTIMEWIZARDDOTCOM
>>33250587I have fantasies about two girls on me. Is that good enough?
>>33250596Kids are cruel, Jack. And I’m verryyy in touch with my inner child
>>33250597Jewish tradwife, of course. I don't have /pol/ brainrot lol
God I'd rather be shot 16 times than talk about that
>>33250597I'm a SEAmonkey, please give me Neo Nazi gf. I want her to call me "One of the Good Ones"
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>>33250597I like cooking and cleaning so first works for me
Check out this steak tartar I Made
>>33250545 (OP)suppose you had sex with a girl and she is like nymphomaniac but without the promiscous part and otherwise a bit rejective cause she is too scared to be hurt and not too bad looking either; but you decide to get together with another girl, what are the reasons you would keep the nympho close by in your circle of friendship, although she says nah go with the other girl?
>>33250597I'd say punk but Adam Tooze redpilled me about the holocaust so Jewish
>>33250597The former, I may as well have fun on this gay earth.
Rational brain says the latter, though. I'm not very religious and truth be told, the kids won't be either. Let's be honest about how many Jews actually go to synagogue and what zoomzooms think of religion.
I worship pussy I worship PUSSY. I AM a proud male feminist. I am a proud gender traitor. Boys deserve the pain of circumcisions. Expand the 19th so ONLY women can vote. Abortion rights up to birth. We NEED Feminism to save us!
>>33250545 (OP)I want to find a woman who gives me a feeling of joy, instead of a gut reaction of pure dread.
I miss my Ginger ex for that reason, or at least the girl I fell in love with.
>>33250605Please stop touching your inner child :(
>>33250610Unfortunately the lighting isn't doing you any favors but I just KNOW that tartar was delicious.
What'd you eat it with? Toasted bread or potato chips I hope?
>>33250615I said Orthodox Jew for a reason. They're very religious.
>>33250612eventual threeway
>>33250612in this scenario I'm an extroverted fuckboy who has been inside of both these girls and... you can bet I want to do it again. Hopefully together one day.
>>33250597Gun to my head? The Jewish girl, I will kill the doctors and her if she tries to circumcise my sons however.
>>33250618>instead of a gut reaction of pure dreadI think that's a (you) problem that you need to work on.
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>>33250620I baked sliced potatoes, then broiled them with butter and cheese
What about this pasta does it look better
Why are self harm scars so freaking sexy? Especially when they're hidden
>>33250631Not when they list their mental health conditions not even before the first date.
>>33250597The first one. If she were emo or goth instead of punk it'd be an even easier choice.
Women: if a man splits dinner date with you instead of paying for it, is that ever going to change your mind about fucking him? Or does it not actually matter? I feel like I'm getting scammed cause I'll go out with a girl and buy her dinner and make out a bit afterward then I never hear from her again. But I hate coffee or drinks and if I invite a girl for a walk or hike she'll think I'm a fucking rapist.
>>33250632>Sauce clings well>Capers>ShrimpOnce again I know this pasta slaps but aesthetically there is something wrong with the picture. My gut tells me you have a warm yellowish light for lighting. Your pictures would benefit from a strong white light or natural sunlight
>>33250549M
Yeah, they sound very natural and easy to understand
>>33250627Cut up a steak tenderloin very fine it takes a long time, remove any large things of fat or tough bits, shouldn't be too many
Then take an egg yolk and mix it together with dijon mustard, small amount of ketchep, worchestershire sauce, caynne pepper, pepper,salt, high quality hot sauce, chopped parsely, and mix it together with the meat
>>33250556I'm pretty sure it's not allowed on onlyfans because it's illegal.
>>33250640I play with my date too much, never start at a restaurant, I see if I like their company then go eat when the time calls for it, from there, then I just ask what they'd prefer.
>>33250642I always think it sounds very cringe.
>>33250597FIRST PLEASE GOD SHE IS ALL I EVER WANTED
>>33250634Uh, they are not
>>33250641Yeah all the lights are in this thick frosted glass with a yellowish color
Your gender + What would you do if you went to the park and pic related was just sitting there sipping some tea?
>>33250597As a Jew, I will take the Jewess queen any day of the week
>>33250647I don't mean actual sex just light teasing, like kissing on the cheek and smelling each other's neck
>>33250654M
Ask to join, life is too short to not enjoy the simple pleasures.
>>33250597Neo nazi punk, we can just hire cleaners and I'm good at cooking.
Insane people hours. Cya later I guess.
>>33250556women are utterly repulsed by incest stuff, because their natural breeding desire is to "liberate my pussy from Daddy's control". incest is fundamentally the exact opposite, even if it isn't with their father; they still view their family as Daddy-adjacent.
conversely, men naturally want to control their daughters and who they breed with, and taken to its conclusion the end result is "I will breed her".
>>33250654I would say
>nigga I cant tell if ur serious or lion to me right now
>>33250637>>33250652Most people find scars attractive, they just don't admit it because of the negative connotation
>>33250666I don't believe you I just know that twin girls make out when I'm not looking
>>33250582a Mazda Rx-7.
12mpg for 90 horsepower, woo
>>33250666The sex I've had usually turns extremely Freudian, goes from good to "Daddy fucking little girl" pretty quickly once you ask what they're into :cig_emoji:
>>33250654M
Ask him to wrestle, I want to see how strong a human tiger is
>>33250654M
Ask it if it wants to join me for my picnic, maybe ask for some wisdom that it clearly has
>>33250672Getting pussy is the easy part, loving the woman attached to it is a different matter.
>>33250597Yeah, the Jew one
>>33250672first you have to make the pusi want you
conversely, find the cheap used pusi for sale on the side of the road
>>33250650I had a gf from Denmark and I lived her voice.
How I explained it to her when she would ask about her accent is that Nordic people are so good at speaking English that their accent sounds like it's just another English accent same way American, English, Scottish, Irish, Australian etc.
Is it bad to have one foot out the door in a relationship? For context, my gf has been giving me subtle hints that she’s dissatisfied with her life and from what I was able gather, it seems I’m an indirect cause of that to a minor degree. I don’t wanna get burned
>>33250672Develop a SSBBW fetish
>>33250654Let him enjoy his tea.
>>33250672Download tinder and swipe on women who have lots in common with you and it has to show that on your profile.
>>33250499true! it might be the case that aversion is the specific sensation that draws attention, in which case i wouldn't be able to feel insecurities unless i dig for it. there isn't exactly a guide for doing any of this, so things are gonna have to be workshopped as i go along. insecurity is indeed not useful if i have to check for it, unless i know ahead of time which situations to be afraid of. on the other hand, your body has physical reactions to being afraid, and i might be able to notice that way.
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>>33250688>swipe thousands of times>get zero datesthe average male experience on dating sites
>>33250549M, yes they're really hot
>>33250566M, I want to say yes if I loved her but I'd be really worried about her and her health desu, dunno if I could emotionally cope with that
>>33250575Nicomaki be wildin
Is it normal for introverts not to reply or take forever to answer to messages?
>>33250632recipe you swine
>>33250679it is not
>>33250682idk but okay
>>33250686no fats
>>33250688i am short and ugly and unironically dont have photos of myself
>>33250597the jewish one, but I would be against circumcision
>>33250689I could not be arsed to even attempt to read this discussion, but it began with
>How to I get an alien boyfriend?
>>33250694I know the relationship is over, but in this heat want to plap at mine?
>>33250581M, yes I want a refund
>>33250582I do (in Garfield Kart)
I don't even have a driver's license
>>33250590What have you been eating
State Gender
Would Bill Skarsgard be a good Joker?
>>33250666>women are utterly repulsed by incest stuff,I have known a number of women for which that is not true.
>>33250691Only reddit neckbeards say that. I have never been complimented by a woman before trying an app and got a couple dates without much effort
>>33250634Can we not glorify cutting lol
>>33250666That's not totally true.
>>33250696Yeah, guilty as charged
>>33250545 (OP)Why are age gap relationships so frowned upon now?
>>33250701i was sharing my upcoming journey of becoming an alien, that's all
>>33250618>gut reaction of pure dreada gut reaction of pure dread is telling you to RUN. A green flag potential relationship should give you joy and peace. No butterflies in stomach bs. No dread. You should feel replenished in energy and not drained.
>>33250697I forgot but I think it was just salt, pepper, garlic powder, and a little bit of cayenne pepper
all baked in a steel pan then deglazed with lemon juice,caper juice, a bit of the pasta water, and butter, then add the noodles and add the parmesan and capers and a bit of cream. Only keep the heat on for a bit and then turn it off and let the remaining heat melt the cheese and mix everything together
>>33250709girls calling you Daddy in bed isn't an incest thing. It's them subconsciously displacing their actual father with you. Women hate their fathers, yet want every man they date to be exactly like him. strange creatures.
>>33250665>Insane people hours>implying that insane people don't post here at all hours of the day
>>33250704>>33250707>>33250713It took me while to understand this. I'm seeing someone and we had fun together but it takes forever to answer me and I thought there was something wrong with me. I guess I should be more understanding then and not assume things.
>>33250708no he'd be too serious
>>33250710data doesn't lie, amigo. when there are a dozen men to every woman, there are inevitably going go be cast-aside males who get nothing.
>>33250640>I feel like I'm getting scammed cause I'll go out with a girl and buy her dinner and make out a bit afterward then I never hear from her again.If you think that buying a woman dinner entitles you to sex in exchange, then you have a problem.
>>33250684>Is it bad to have one foot out the door in a relationship?Yes -- either commit to her 100% and try to work things out, or break up, else you're just wasting both of your time
>>33250696I go months without replying to friends sometimes... they call me the enigma lol
>>33250648What do you start with?
Women, whats your excuse for not wearing a dress more often?
>>33250723Its okay, he might get better over time. Or not.
>>33250719I've met plenty of women with full-blown incest fetishes.
>>3325071430-something women absolutely livid because they missed their chance to get a sugardaddy, so now want to prevent younger girls from getting one out of spite.
>>33250729Women, is it the dress that is putting in a ton of work in keeping her boobs up or is it a hidden bra doing all that for her tits?
>>33250714Zoomers are retarded. I don't know why else.
>>33250714>Why are age gap relationships so frowned upon now?Because there's an inherent power differential.
>>33250718>long time eating disorder>burn things>unorganizedhow in the world can i cook like that?
>>33250726if you think you're entitled to a man paying for your meals then you have a problem.
>>33250729what a whore lol
>>33250723When you say "seeing", is it just like a FWB-type thing or more serious?
If you're just hooking up then yeah, a few days or more to reply is normal for people who aren't that social. If you are actually dating though it's shitty for him to go more than a few hours without responding to you (unless he's asleep or at work). I say this as a huge introvert who dislikes talking to people lol
>>33250738>if you think you're entitled to a man paying for your meals then you have a problem.I'm a guy. I don't think that.
Women, what are your thoughts on men who have read Carl Jung.
Brothers, is Carl Jung a midwit or does he say things that should be heard?
>>3325072975 years of men telling women they're cuter in trousers, and women telling other women that they're more liberated when they dress and act like a man.
>>33250740your bra/cleavage hello
>>33250628>>33250700"Orthodox Jew" means she strongly believes in following every letter of Jewish law. Good luck anons.
>>33250716It's been a while since I've felt those things I'll be honest - want to look at a woman and love her, want to wake up with her every morning, have sex with her, have children with her just... I want to be happy with someone again
>>33250746then I'll never have children with her, easy.
>>33250729She has that weird phenotype that will age like shit. Pearl has the same phenotype and I went to school with a ginger girl who looked like them. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?
>>33250727>either commit to her 100% and try to work things out, or break upShe wants to run away because she wants to see if she can live by herself since she’s always had a strong support system and people to rely on. It’s not like she’s done anything yet but I don’t like that she just says these things, kinda makes it seem like she isn’t as committed as I initially thought
>>33250726It doesn't entitle me to sex but it does entitle me to an actual response of "no thanks I didn't feel a spark / not interested" instead of ghosting.
>Reee you're still entitled!!!Okay I'll only pay for my half then. I'm just asking if it actually turns a woman off if the guy doesn't pay.
Tbh if the women were actually attracted to me they'd just invite me over to fuck.
I never asked my ex gf if she would've hooked up with me but I bet the answer is no.
>>33250740Arent there dresses with pockets?
>>33250744No man told women that
>>33250741We have gone on couple of dates. My brain went straight into him talking with other girls instead and stuff like that. I messaged him during work one day and he never responded and I thought he doesn't like me anymore.
>>33250752Sure, but they aren't common.
>>33250684>Is it bad to have one foot out the door in a relationship?Yes, very. If you can't commit, break up.
>>33250749Anglo Saxon genealogy is F-tier trash, yes.
>>33250752>I love tomboyst. every man since the end of WW2
>>33250753That's just what men have to do, ignore women. Otherwise they get the ick
>be me
>18 year old with a 45 year old mom
>my mom is scared of sewing pins because when she did something wrong as a child, her grandfather (who she lived with after her parents died) would shove 10 sewing pins deep into her arms, legs, or stomach as punishment
>just for fun, I decide to tease her by holding up a sewing pin and chasing her with it
>she completely freaks out and starts screaming hysterically and throwing things at me
>books, an iron for clothes, two pound dumbbells
>get a bloody lip and a damaged tooth
>this was a few days ago and she still seems skittish around me and won't talk to me
Women
Did she overreact/is she overreacting
How do I get her to forgive me
>>33250757Tomboys were a thing since like-- forever dumbass.
HOW COME I GOT ICK BUT NOT DICK
>>33250760You sound like an asshole to be honest.
>>33250760bhgerhohrbrub burgle burble gurle burpp
>>33250723I once fumbled a girl because I was to happy about her messaging me to feel a need to message her back for two weeks, which made her think I ghosted her.
>>33250757Tomboys are a nish taste
Most men want a feminine woman
>>33250743>what are your thoughts on men who have read Carl JungI have no thoughts on a man having read Jung. I‘d be more interested in what he thought about what he read.
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>>33250760she should have mashed your head to pulp and skinned you alive instead
>>33250714Because zoomers are children.
>>33250769That's a biological woman and the tweet in question is about gay fantasies that were not real.
>>33250760Honestly kys, jfc.
My mom still talks about being beaten with canned food and she's 56.
Grandpa is dead.
>>33250757Also you can be a tomboy in a dress
>>33250737start with soup
>>33250756She's 0% anglo btw
>>33250761>proving my point>>33250767false. men openly talk about their distaste for feminine women and have done so for generations. only zoomers have bucked this trend, and it's because they're the first generation to grow up surrounded by unfeminine women so they associate tomboyishness with "rude feminist dykes", and as a result pine for the 'Aryan waifu singing to the cattle, barefoot in a sundress'.
>>33250760That is hilarious. How do you come up with these stories? I liked the holding your gf's head next to the loud tv story also.
Where do I find an asshole alien robot boyfriend?
>>33250743There’s some good shit in Jung, like the shadow self. Once you kinda read a lot of those guys, you realize they’re all saying the same thing but different flavours.
>>33250734Women please answer.
>>33250778>Men are a monolith>Except zoomers who are a totally different monolith and only want the monolith of trad wives Possibly the most retarded post I have seen here.
>>33250740You know, historically pockets used to be separate items or garment worn over or under the dress.
>>33250760my dad did the same thing to me. i couldn't get an MRI because an x ray showed there was still some embedded in my legs and i ended up in surgery to have them removed. you're a piece of shit and you deserved worse than you got.
how about you shove ten needles deep into your own legs to get a sense of fucking empathy you sociopath.
>>33250774not really. historically one of the hallmarks of a tomboy was their refusal to wear the 'gender uniform'. You're not aware of this but prior to the 1970s it was considered highly unusual for a woman to wear pants. prior to the 1920s it was a social taboo. prior to the 1900s it was outright illegal in many places.
because it's so normalised there's no longer any cultural associations with a woman wearing pants now, so you no longer make the connection of pants=masculine.
>>33250760bait used to be believable
>>33250711Why are women allowed to find scars attractive but men aren't?????
>>33250755I’m committed, I’m just not sure if she’s as committed as she once was, which is why I want to prepare for the worst
>>33250751>It doesn't entitle me to sex but it does entitle me to an actual response of "no thanks I didn't feel a spark / not interested" instead of ghosting.It doesn't entitle you to shit, sparky. And the reason why women ghost men is because they're scared. They've tried telling a guy politely that they're not interested, and he has turned aggressive; and that has happened 15 or 20 times; and somewhere along the line they've decided "fuck this, next time I'll just ghost the guy." Blame other men, not her.
>I'm just asking if it actually turns a woman off if the guy doesn't pay.In some cases; but they're probably the kind of women you wouldn't to date anyway. The majority tend to be a little relieved, because it means they're not going to find themselves in a position where you're expecting sex in exchange for dinner.
>Tbh if the women were actually attracted to me they'd just invite me over to fuck.Depends if they're looking for a hookup or a boyfriend. A hookup merely has to be hot; a bf has to be even hotter, and also half a dozen other things as well; and you can't judge those from a hookup.
>>33250782Dress and maybe some tape
>>33250778Doesn't add up at all
>>33250784>strawman idiocyyou don't have to sign your own posts, I can see how retarded you are.
>>33250760NAG. I feel really bad for your mom. Poor woman.
>>33250743He was so wrong about so much, if a guy can’t recognize that I don’t want to know him
>>33250785Having tits and a decent ass doesn't mean shes fat
>>33250795you can use a monolith to impale yourself on
>>33250793Ah yes, I always forget that tape is an option women have available to them.
Is it just me or is the dress kinda cutting into her boobs?
>>33250800>He was so wrong about so much,Please explain
>>33250743Like all psychotherapists, some good some bad.
>>33250792"why are men no longer asking women out? I just don't get it!"
>>33250780I think one of the anons itt is trying to become one.
>>33250801her tits are literal blobs of fat, look how they spill around like dough
>>33250795MY DICK is a monolith! Bahahaha!
>>33250734I'm 95% sure she's wearing silicone adhesive cups
>>33250787Wtf is this a common thing
>>33250802yes that's what men are for
>>33250808see.
>>33250803Probably not cutting definitely squishing
Tape only really works up to a certain size though
>>33250791>I’m committedNo you aren't. You're preparing to jump. The reasons why aren't important. Either commit fully or leave.
>>33250811that was what I was implying, yes
>>33250797Ok but you are in fact taking the words of a subsect of people in a group and imposing them over others as law when things are far more complicated.
Zoomer women en mass are calling themselves they/them because they don't even know what a tomboy is before they identify as enbies.
>>33250792You seem like a really slimy person.
>>33250795Does that mean men are fungible?
>>33250809Can you please explain to a layman what the effects of wearing silicone adhesive cups does to the visual of boobs?
I'm currently under the impression it works similar to a pushup bra because of your statement.
>>33250806I’ll find him fr
>>33250804Tom Cruise said all therapy is a pseudoscience.
>>33250729sundresses are fetishwear at this point ngl
>>33250816>You seem like a really slimy personOn what grounds?
>>33250812>Tape only really works up to a certain sizeHot
>>33250810i looked it up, it's apparently rare enough to be called "rare" but common enough to have a few articles about it saying it's an underreported form of abuse since it doesn't leave obvious marks.
>>33250807This reads like titlet cope. Her titties are incredibly hot
>>33250826More annoying than hot
>>33250828I know because my tits are like that you retard
>>33250825You are conflating a date with purchasing an hour of a hookers time
>>33250822Sometimes pseudoscience helps.
>>33250807tits thighs and ass are the good kind of fat though
belly face and arm fat is the bad kind of fat
why dont people get this
>>33250829>t. big boobsEven hotter
>>33250830Prove it?
>>33250830NTA
Why do you hate your own boobs? Boobs are good
>>33250806>>33250820sorry, i'm not much of an asshole and i don't plan to become one in my course of alien ascension. you'll have to look somewhere else, sugartits!
>>33250838> sugartitsThank you
>>33250743unironically the more i learn about Jung, the more i think he was a modern day prometheus
>>33250822NTA
>Taking advice from a ScientologistAnon...
>>33250824Women would you wear a sundress for your bf? (only indoors of course)
>>33250760Fatherless behaviour bait always gets the anons.
Women how do you feel about bulges?
>>33250833No! It masks the problem.
>>33250803He believed we have collective unconsciousness and dreams could be interpreted and analyzed with meaning, and so on. He gave no scientific data to these nonsense ideas.
>>33250843You just blow in from stupid town?
>>33250846Taking advice from a successful man*
Good luck telling girls that you go to therapy.
>>33250750Oh yeah I remember you posting before
>don’t like that she just says these things, kinda makes it seem like she isn’t as committed as I initially thoughtImo tell her this and be honest about how it makes you feel
Doesn't feel like she's really factoring you into the equation desu or prioritising your relationship
>>33250743Without bro we wouldn't have NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn so I r8 it
>>33250855Does that mean I should listen to the advice of Jehovah's Witnesses because Prince was one?
>>33250853stupid town isn't a replace. euromom is though, and i was inner hallnight
>>33250753Hm if he's interested in you he shouldn't be taking longer than a day to reply desu :/
>>33250790There's a big difference between accidental scars and self-harm scars
>>33250795Let's go watch sportsball with a beer and watch and the cars go round and round
>>33250842anything for you, pookie
>girl asks for my age again after a couple days
is she a robot or just forgetful
>>33250834all fat is bad
>>33250836they spill, insanely disgusting
>>33250861Prince was a dumbass who took drugs and overdosed, so no.
>>33250867I didn’t even say anything clockable though
>>33250815I am speaking generally, yes.
>not ALLis midwit cope. no shit there are outliers, they're irrelevant.
because women are slaves to consensus, 30 years ago they would've been the girls going to rock concerts and slugging natty lights in the back of a van. Except there's a lot more of them now, because of multiple generations of men saying they prefer tomboys. leading to more and more girls becoming tomboyish out of a desire to be more attractive. and then having tomboyishness hijacked by the LGBTP group to turn it into a sexual identity (with a new label). And now boys hate it because it's no longer about them being "one of the guys" but rather about them "replacing guys". so they want to go back to when tomboys were a niche thing.
>>33250865He answers me in 1-3 hours. Sometimes sooner.
>>33250869>all fat is badall men and many women disagree
>>33250822Tom Cruise is a nutter, if anyone needs therapy it's bro
>>33250545 (OP)wtf do you mean "almost" anything? weird.
anyway, women how big is your clitoris?
>>33250871babe, you're always on the clock when i'm around
>>33250878not my problem either that your opinion is wrong
>>33250795I wish. Maybe that way I wouldn't feel alienated when another guy opens his mouth.
>>33250863weeners? How are you babe
we could do a bit of skribbl or a puzzle if people are down
>>33250874Oh, that seems normal and reasonable then
>>33250831>You are conflating a date with purchasing an hour of a hookers timeNo, men who think they are entitled to something as a result of having paid for dinner are conflating those two things.
>>33250795drrr drrrr drrrrrr
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>>33250883tfw you have to interact with normalfag moids about manly things
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another fucking shitty shit hshit shit shit shit day in my faggot fakecel realcel peachcel peachmaxxed peachpilled peachcored moid life
>>33250563>>33250563>Girls, are you excited about your future motherhood?Yes, but I worry it won't happen because idk how to meet men. But my biggest goal atm is to get married and have as many children as my husband wants. So yes, I'm very excited about my future motherhood.
>>33250886why do women feel they're entitled to dates? or rather, why do women feel like they're "doing men a favour" by going out with them?
>>33250872Tomboys and the LGBT shit aren't one in the same though, one is an identity the other is a personality.
>Men have been pushing thisDo you have any proof to back that up?
>>33250877Bale has always been jealous of Tom.
>>33250862Cool story dumboGOD
>>33250885that's not true. if you were near me right now, you'd be neglected for 12 hours while i try and procrastinate my work. sorry.
>>33250891you just made me realize i'm a fennekincel fennekinmaxxed fennekinpilled fenneincored moid, thanks a lot you ugly bastard
>>33250891As in you're down bad for princess peach? Or just overdosed on eating peaches?
Real tho, feel like I'm losing brain cells by the day
>>33250729Hurts my thighs :(
>>33250891millions of peaches
peaches for me
millions of peaches
peaches for free
>>33250899> you'd be neglected for 12 hoursDamn even though boob? Even I don’t ignore boobs
>>33250897bale is better looking and a better actor
>>33250894if you actually read my post, you'd see that I addressed that. tomboys have been hijacked by the sexual revolution movement.
>do you have any proof that society likes tomboyswhat an utterly retarded request. might as well ask "do you have proof that people prefer sunlight to nighttime"
https://lithub.com/the-racist-history-of-celebrating-the-american-tomboy/
>>33250893>why do women feel they're entitled to dates? They don't.
>or rather, why do women feel like they're "doing men a favour" by going out with them?They don't. Women are just as nervous on a date as you are; they want you to like them just as much as you want them to like you.
>>33250900i like the fruit idc about some princess i'm drybonesmaxxing koopapilled goombacored plumbercelled
>>33250899idk what that is but good
>>33250904MOVING TO THE COUNTRYYY GONNA EAT A LOT OF PEACHES
>>33250902how tf does that work
wouldnt dresses be more comfortable since they arent constricting at all?
>>33250906Bale fell off and Tom is richer and more well-known.
>>33250913tom has a tooth in the middle of his smile
he's also a crypto jew (((scientologist)))
>>33250778You are imagining things. Men have and will always like feminine women.
Now go be a good girl and put on a sundress
Women:
For a guy to not sound or look crass, what's an acceptable amount of swear words one can say?
By 'swear words' I mean fuck, bitch, ass, cunt, etc. Not damn or darn or any mild swears.
i dreamed about youWOMANNNnnn
>>33250908A lot of people like the nighttime is my point.
In fact I have seen more people say they like the nighttime.
Maybe it goes up and down and in the 20s it was in but 40s and 50s it was out and trad wives were in, and so on but seeing as most women nowadays aren't tomboys in older generations I just don't see it.
>>33250865>There's a big difference between accidental scars and self-harm scarsIn terms of sexiness the answer is a "no"
Self harm is sexy
>>33250915You will never convince "female creatures" anon that Tom Cruise is inferior, he's always been gay for him
>>33250909why don't they ask for dates then? why don't they pay?
>>33250913Bale?
BAYLE?!?!?!?!
CURSE YOU, BAAAYLE!!!
>>33250906tom's a genuine character though, bale's just good at acting. listening to cruise talk is fascinating. he's always surprising. (also a better actor, but w/e)
>>33250912Chafing. Unless you have a thigh gap, the legs rub against each other causing irritation, rashes, and skin breakage.
>>33250926I hated fighting this piece of shit but the lore was cool because it was dragon moby dick and dragons killing other dragons and then making humans do the dirty work only for all the humans to mutate into bootleg dragons.
>>33250917fuck is the only acceptable one, the others are trashy
>>33250919who?
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Do you think Hank Hill is a peach guy?
>>33250905sorry. it's the research chemicals, they get me a bit focused.
So the tradwife shit is a fetish, right? Like it's a form of lifestyle BDSM?
>>33250909>Women are just as nervous on a date as you are; they want you to like them just as much as you want them to like you.nta but the more you try dating, the more ridiculous this sounds. Why would they care about the guy liking them? Why would they care about his opinion at all? It's not like they are lacking options. Most of the time they do behave as if you have to convince them that you're worthy and that they could be doing something more important rather than wasting time on you.
>>33250921>Self harm is sexy4chan moment
I'm just uncomfortable with fetishising it
If a girl liked/was indifferent to any scars from self-harm I have because they're a part of me that's very sweet and validating. But if she thought they were "sexy" I would feel objectified
>>33250934yeah, 24/7 slave larping
>>33250923nta
They do, at least they do with me
>>33250825Why would I bother conversing with an awful person?
>>33250916zoomer.
>>33250920no you haven't.
>well they're out nowthat's my point. they were "in" for fifty years, and now that they're the norm, young men no longer find them interesting or unique. now "trad" feminine women are the rare flower, so that's what they want. or as this anon more succinctly put it:
>>33250824 it's a fetish.
>>33250928>tom's a genuine character though, bale's just good at actingThat's because Tom Cruise is a lunatic who would rather be in a cult than go to therapy
Christian Bale seems like a normalfag for the most part
They're both good actors though and pretty good looking no homo
state gender
what is your favorite cheese?
>>33250927I know...
>>33250936I'd never admit it to someone in real life because it would make me look like a psycho but scars are kinda hot, especially those on the thighs. You know, like wood has seams girls has scars. It's freaky
>>33250915So? I don't care about his looks.
>>33250928Exactly. Tom's haters act more psychotic than Tom.
>b-but muh scientology! scientology le bad!!
>>33250948Stop samefagging, Jesus Christ.
men does the idea of getting a woman you love or crush pregnant turn you on? or does it scare the shit out of you? be honest
>>33250945M
Brie or Pepperjack.
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>>33250944why would he need to go to therapy? he seems pretty well-adjusted to me desu
>>33250951Not samefagging. Stop insulting Tom Cruise, he literally has millions of fans.
>>33250954I like the idea of breeding but I don't like the idea of pregnancy or getting a woman pregnant.
Like the primal sensation of cumming inside a woman without the responsability, if that makes sense.
women, tomorrow i am buying edibles and i am going to goon for like 12 straight hours because edibles let me cum non-stop
>>33250954every man wants to have children with the girl he loves. stop watching romantic comedies, they're propaganda.
>>33250954>men does the idea of getting a woman you love turn you onNo
> or crush pregnant turn you on?This does
> or does it scare the shit out of you? Only if it's a woman I love and can't bail on
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>>33250945M
Cannon rushing
>>33250945m
cheddar, the single most popular cheese in the world
>>33250963>Like the primal sensation of cumming inside a woman without the responsability, if that makes sense.typical moid behavior and instinct, sex without responsibility
>Gender
Which gif is your favorite? >>>/gif/28991592
Let's see the differences between the male and female gaze.
>>33250964Isn't non-stop gooning more of a meth thing
>>33250923>why don't they ask for dates then? They get slut-shamed.
>why don't they pay?They do.
>>33250943Everything is a feitsh
I guess we can agree on that
>>33250954It's normal
WHY CANT I HAVE A SINGLE WIN JUST ONE!!!!!
tfw no MILF gf wearing this top so I can play her boobs like a piano
>>33250968wtf so you find it hotter to get a crush pregnant but NOT a woman you love?
>>33250973Yup!
Wanna join? <3
>>33250954>a woman you love or crushno such person exists
>>33250974>>GenderM
>Which gif is your favorite? >>>/gif/28991592The top one would be great if it had sound.
>>33250982Well yeah you asked me to be honest, having a kid with someone you love sounds like commitment while the other is just an accident
>>33250976>They get slut-shamed.>asking out a dude you like is slut behaviorthat has never occurred once to any man
women are their own worst enemy
>>33250943>zoomer.Yeah I am a Zoomer and most likely you are aswell.
What is your point?
>>33250957Why the only non basic bitch cheese response smell like fuckin feet
>>33250974A.I. is getting pretty impressive
>>33250946Well at least you aesthetically like it I suppose
I also think scars themselves are pretty hot
>>33250945M, depends on the mood, I'd go for some stilton or camembert rn
>>33250945M
My go to is pepper jack as an all rounder but I get peak enjoyment when I have blue cheese on a burger. I’m allergic to penicillin though so I try not to do that too often
this could be us Femanon...
Women:
Would I be more successfull if I was a blatant yet gallant manslut in dating apps?
I'm talking shirtless pics, offers for casual sex, boasting about how well I can use my fingers, etc. Just slut it up.
>>33250975yeah i mean i can't explain it, weed makes me go into hypercoom mode. the first time i did it, i accidentally took a hero's dose and i went into an anxious, cumming, haze. i was sore the next day because i trembled non-stop for like 8 hours. turns out the anxiety comes from being around other people, so if i'm buy myself i can make that fun
I've been talking to myself a lot lately. I make up conversations and play both sides. I like to do hand gestures, makes the conversations funnier and more authentic.
>>33250997thankfully it‘s not
>>33250976>they get slut shamedproof?
>they payproof?
>>33250954A lotta bit of both. Making something with someone I love is beautiful but at the current state I am at is unwise
>>33250954It scares the shit out of me, im not build for this shit...
>>33250999maybe with whores idk
>>33250954Yes to both
If I love a woman than I've already decided I want to spend the rest of my life with her (ignoring whether this was a reasonable thought to have), so children are a natural conclusion to that.
Getting her pregnant on ACCIDENT would scare me, because what would we do? how would she react? how would that affect our relationship?
>>33250962>Stop insulting Tom CruiseLol
Tom Cruise is a bellend
Good actor though
>>33250961>seems pretty well-adjusted to me Does he? Lmao
>>33250997I'd rather Rhea Ripley be the one stepping on me
Femanons, how much of a sub or dom streak do you have?
>>33250974M
I am going to be basic say the OP
this could be us Femanon...
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Women are my hobby.
>>33250993people don't eat that much cheese anymore, and what they do eat is whatever Walmart/Aldi carries. which is strictly the most popular cheeses available; cheddar, parmesan, mozzarella, colby jack, cream cheese...
>>33250999I always swipe left on shirtless pics. Put your tits away harlot.
God is laughing at me God is crying laughing at me right now
>>33251011both but more dom leaning it seems
>>33250997nag
Holy shit, I get it now. I see why Rhea Ripley is so hot. I don’t like her promotion photos but this is some quality stuff
>>33251017as he should
>>33251014sad you suck at your hobby
>>33251013nice
>>33251017hahaha LMAOing @ ths dud XD ishygdds
>>33251024yeah you heard me right
>>33251016Okay no shirtless pics - regular profile, but slutted up text/description etc. Thoughts?
>>33251026Hell yeah slut it up bbg
>>33251017God turned away a long time ago, anon.
>>33251021Damn right I suck. Suck tiddies and clits.
Now get on your back femanon, I need to eat but I’m not hungry.
>>33251026nta but vomit inducing
>>33250929maybe try those snug athletic underwear that go to your mid thigh
>>33250945>what is your favorite cheese?M. Hafod Welsh Cheddar.
>>33251017Why is he hun?
>>33251015Aldi has a pretty decent range here desu
>>33251013Lol this reminds me of spinning and pushing around my work colleague on the chair when we were bored
>tfw the good guys turned into bad guys
>tfw the bad guys were also just bad guys but did some good but were bad guys
Women, would a nice and slutty veiny arm+hand pic increase or decrease the chances of you matching with a moid on a dating app.
what if all my dating profile pics were in black & white
>>33251037Tanked. No chance. Slut it down
Should I try again? Do I even bother?
Women, are you afraid of men?
>>33250691I got matches within a couple hours, and have dates with those matches planned right now.
And I've always struggled with dating and these wome are not obese they're actually really pretty.
>>33251011Despite feeling like a switch. I always end up being a sub if I had to label it. Even when I sit on someone's face, it feels like they're pulling me onto themselves just as much as I'm grinding into them.
>>33251041truth nuclear missile
I have never noticed anyone's eyelashes
Idk why women are so obsessed with them
>>33251041>rape simulator gamesnever heard of those. all my porn games are consentual. hyperlink dat shiz up bro
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>>33251035keep koping king
>>33251036Better that than remaining on a useless limbo, unable to be bad but hopeless about being good.
>>33250954I won't have sex with someone unless we're being careful about contraception AND I'm 100% certain that in the event of contraception failure she would have a termination.
>>33250974>>Gender>Which gif is your favorite? >>>/gif/28991592 #>Let's see the differences between the male and female gaze.F
This one >>>/gif/29003452
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>>33251047What an image. It’s making me nauseous.
>>33251042>shills in the chat
>>33251036It was always better to be the bad guy. Bad people get what they want and good people are left to clean up after them.
>>33251054Stop black pilling
>>33250974M
The first I guess?
Rather disappointing thread
>>33251004>proof?Extensive experience (on both counts).
>>33250992You don't like any of them?
>>33251045Men say the same shit about make up but still somehow always prefer the fully beat face
>>33251056>stop observing reality
I really do hate dating apps they made you feel like cattle. Is there a solution to this?
>>33251061Telling people that they'll never get a match is not observing reality.
>>33251060why cant women just be naturally beautiful
why are they all uggos with bad skin under their makeup
men dont have bad skin like women do
>>33251041>>33251044projecting
i only play cuckold and femdom games
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>>33251053throw up in my hands so I can pray with it
>>33251017Me too man get used to it.
>>33251060because most men are dumb and can't tell how much makeup a girl is wearing.
>>33251059no, it‘s all very off putting
>>33251063Meet people irl
>>33251039It’s over, what else am I supposed to do with my whorish veins and arms
>>33251069Isn't the whole point of makeup to be subtle enough to fool the viewer into thinking it's the natural face's look?
>>33251064most men don't, though. something like 80% of all men historically never reproduced.
>>33251065Women have bad skin BECAUSE they wear makeup
If women stopped wearing makeup to hide blemishes, they wouldn't have blemishes to hide in the first place.
>>33251067I’m worried about you
>>33251073CUT YOUR VEINS INTO PIECES
THIS IS YOUR LAST REPLY
>>33251063Yes we go back to the traditional form of dating.
After the village festival the women get to pick their husband from the single men passed out in a ditch.
>>33250974F
I dont care about dyke shit
>>33251011Probably the dom one is a little bigger
>>33251058so, no proof then. understood
>>33251075You're not taking into account bots and delusional Indians that live in India trying to match with Stacies in the U.S..
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Hopefully WW3 starts soon so I can enlist and die in it
>>33251075>80% of all men historically never reproduced.We would literally be extinct if that was true, mate.
>>33251087No dumbass we would be if it was only 20% of women reproducing but he said MEN.
>>33251086Based
What if you just get paralysed or horribly injured for life tho
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>>33251085So many reasons! How can I merely list one? I will say praying with my puke is a pretty unhinged way to go.
Girls over 5'7" need to approach men first and be their dommes
>>33251075>80% of all men historically never reproduced.Source?
>>33251088Doesn't change the fact it would not be sustainable due to genetic diversity. Also there's literally no proof of that statistic.
>>33250974M
>>>/gif/29004455
>>33250945M
Port Salut
Not because it's in anyway the best or fanciest cheese but because it tastes good but is still relatively cheap.
>>33251093False, they're all my subs.
They have no need to approach anyone they're already mine.
Girls over 5'7" just sit tight ill ask you out one day . . .
>>33251093Based
I was approached by a girl taller than me who was like 5'8" but she seemed more sub
>>33251086Do you really just want to die?
>>33250974M
lesbians arent hot desu
>>33251100They're all subs.
The taller they get the more submissive they become.
>>33251105This implies that the shorter a girl is, the more of a dom she is.
>>33250954That would be terrible. I'd be a shit father.
>drinking cider out of an old pewder mug
wonder if im getting lead posining jej
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>>33251092*licks blessed puke from fingers*
you have seen nothing yet
>>33251067>always respects and contributes to the bitI feel so seen by the entirety of this meme
YWNBA Italian virginal madonna
>>33250974>>>/gif/28998194
>>33251113according to whostve
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>>33251110Uh oh. I don’t think my puke is holy, ma’am.
>>33250974I wish I had a sexy bisexual girlfriend who did hot lesbo shit with her friends in front of me
>>33251107Dom girls aren't real
>>33251037More women please answer
>>33251111checked and recked
>>33251073Give em to me ig
>>33251113i will never be anything other than whatever it is i am currently, so why think about it at all
>>33250980You're not playing the right game.
>>33251087>I don't know how reproduction worksone man can theoretically several women a day
>>33251095dude there are genetic bottlenecks in the human genome that point to there being a point where literally less than a thousand human beings existed during the ice age. the human species could sustain survival indefinitely if there were only a dozen men on earth. inbreeding isn't nearly as threatening as you think it is.
>>33251084most bots are women. there's a reason why the vast majority of paid users on dating sites are men.
>>33251095There is literally 3+ different human bottle necks in genetics for multiple reasons that we have identified and the fact that you don't know this and don't understand that as rough as it was genetic diversity arose from incestous roots too at points, tell me you aren't worth talking.
How does it feel to be more stupid than the lowest incel? (Not me)
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>>33251116it is after I prayed with it you HEATHEN
>>33251094https://academic.oup.com/mbe/article/21/11/2047/1147770
closer to 70% didn't, but the point remains. it's only VERY recently (say, the last millennia or so) with the rise of socially-enforced monogamy that the majority of men could be expected to have children.
Femanons, how can a guy tease you before oral sex? Like by kissing down your thigh, skipping your vulva and then continuing to kiss the other thigh. Basically what are things he can do to make you grab his hair and pull his face onto your vulva?
>>33250997Rhea Ripley is so hot.
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>>33251128Oh :3 kinda hot
>>33251130sexuality as performance makes me very uncomfortable, it tastes demonic
>>33251108good you recognize it
>>33251082How would you want to dom a guy?
Women, what do you think of cruises?
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>>33251141Break their hearths
>>33251141break dey heart
>>33251145over my dead body
>>33251132>there tend to be more women than men>this somehow means that 70% men dont reproducenot getting it bro
besides i cant find your "70%" number at all in the study
>>33251114I'm guessing F from your name?
men be honest have you ever cried because of a woman?
>>33251125>most bots are women. there's a reason why the vast majority of paid users on dating sites are men.You didn't address the Indian problem.
>>33251142Tie his hands to the bedposts (with ribbons) and kiss tease all over, teasing nipple play, before blowjob
>>33251152Many times, yes.
>>33251139I don't want children.
>>33251141Treat him with the compassionate condescension that implies that he'll never be enough.
>>33251152Yes when my grandma died
>>33251152M
No, never
How is a woman supposed to make me cry when i dont even know any
>>33251141Make me love you, then leave.
>>33251152Yes.
>>33251152Outside family? No
i don't like how there are so many indian and chinese international students in american universities
like some of these labs will be mostly indian or chinese people who speak their own language to each other pretty much shutting out anyone else who wants to join
how is this not discrimination
>>33251150you didn't look very hard. it explicitly says most people have roughly double the female ancestors that they do male. meaning at absolute maximum only 34% of men reproduced.
>>33251105Kek, tbf the most dom girl I dated was 4'11"
Zoomers, would you like me to die?
>>33251152Oh yes. Sadly not in a fun way either.
>>33251167get used to it, it's only going to get much, much worse
>>33251173Depends, how are you going to die?
>>33251153proof that they're the ones responsible for the disproportionate number of men on dating sites? a disproportionality that has existed unchanged since dating sites were first invented in the 90s, when Indians made up <1% of netizens?
>>33251141>>33251152Scary femanon make me hard
Should I sell my soul to a demon?
Lol this guy said "any flavor clorox will do"
>>33251178never had an ex, nor a gf, mr. unreal
>>33251171>Kek, tbf the most dom girl I dated was 4'11I wouldn't mind that at all. "Cute dommes" are underrated.
>>33251152M
That's half the reason I ever cried my whole life
>>33251116I'd be her servant tbf
>>33251118Your mum isn't real
>>33251141Take food off my plate
>>33251152Yes I was crying earlier missing my ex
Also in childhood my mum's favourite "I'll give you something to cry about" before a beating
>>33251181You need to have a soul that's worth something. Why would a demon want a soul with no value?
>>33251189DAMN hyour mom is BASED AS FUAK
>>33251181In return for what?
>>33251186How old are you? Just go on dates and you'll get a gf.
men if your ex (if you have) messaged you right now this instant what the fuck would you tell them? would you tell them to fuck off or would you entertain yourself
>>3325119521
who will i go on a date with if i don't know any women
>>33251191Ouch, it's going to get worse then :0
>>33251186What about the girls who asked you out over the years? Did you reject them all?
Unreal.
>>33251199Ik it’s bouta be a tough one
>>33251196My ex is literally drunk messaging me from the nightclub right now
>>33251193I'll set you up with her jk
>>33251200yeah i did. they were too hot and nice so i decided to reject them. i know whats best for them, girls of such high status deserve chad, not me
>>33251196Depends on the ex.
>>33251096Based Shae Summers enjoyer.
men of every species are a joke
>>33251167they all move back to their own countries
>>33251196I would tell her to leave me alone and block her
>>33251207*rapes and then kills u*
haha
>>33251201Will it hit you during the work week?
>>33251211*kills and then rapes u*
haha
>>33251207>men of every species are a jokei truly believe their only good use is their seed
>>33251077I have bad skin and never wear make up
>>33251176Does it matter?
>>33251217true. want mine?
>>33251196It depends on what she said. I’d tell her I miss her and want to open a line of communication again.
>>33251196I’m only slinging dick, if she wants more than that she’s not getting it
>>33251217Y-you wouldn't keep men as stud-slaves, r-right?
those female insects that rip their mates sperm receptacles off are based
>>33251196I wouldnt even acknowledge it
id see the notification, dismiss it, and then continue eating hot fries and watching tv
>>33251217Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
>>33251228It's nice to know that you'd never do that to a man
>>33251224so I'm useless ;_;
>>33251228What?! No men are amazing. Except when they arent and i want to bite their heads off. But that's not every man!
>>33251152Every woman I have ever loved has ended up breaking my heart
>>33251229aw. thanks, man.
>>33251221Yes. If you're going to do it in a spectacular way like lighting yourself on fire or taking out a politician or whatever, go ahead. If you're going to do it a depressive way, like cutting your wrists or od, go to sleep and think about it tomorrow.
>>33251196Depends on why she's messaging me and what she has to say now doesn't it? I'd be EXTREMELY surprised for one thing, if that happened.
>>33251229>tfw no montenegrin gf
Women, have you ever fucked up a date?
>>33251215Not I’m not working right now I start at the beginning of next month
>>33251200I don't understand this meme.
>>33251243My (Serbian) grandma tried to set me up with a Montenegrin girl, but my biggest problem with her was that she was like 5’3
>>332512445'7" the ideal female height
>>33251228Female insects that lure males and eat them are better imo.
>>33251207I hope you're laughing.
>>33251244Tall but still a bit smaller than me, so 175 cm to 190 cm
>>33251243Too sleepy for my taste
>>33251239<3
German name
German hometown
German parents
Doesn't speak good German
How is this possible?
women why dont you just murder men
its easy just sleep with them and then once your done kill them
>>33251245no he definitely blew the date
she was clearly autistic he should've just talked about rats and fucked her while making squeaking rat noises
>>33251255Gescheiterte Integration oder Vaterlandsverrat
>>33251245Yes plenty of times
>>33251255>German hometownlike, in Germany?
>>33251241Either way I wouldn't be around taking up space, wasting your resources and annoying you with my existence.
>>33251255He is Dutch and or Jewish
>>33251019>>33251082What kind of dom are you?
>>33251173Why ask us specifically? anyway I hope you live forever
>>33251256i wanna be like those female insects who cut off their mates' equivalent of dicks so they can decide when they want to have babies while the male no longer has a dick
>>33251261NTA. You don't annoy me. And the resources you consume is absolutely negligible compared to elites.
>>33251196depends on what she would be talking about
my hatred for her disappeared with time, only the good memories remained
>>33251256JH does do that though. She's a famous serial killer who has sex with teenage boys and then kills them and eats them.
I want tacos but I can't eat dairy I'm gonna cry and these antibiotics are making my mouth taste like shit but I can't have anything with flavor
>>33251271does she season her food doh
>>33251272real tacos dont even have dairy in them
Can we just ban this retarded foid hands man hater
>>33251245Ive gone on one date in my life
I think he just wanted sex and i was oblivious to that.
I kinda just followed him wherever he wanted to take me. First it was a cafe, then a forest, then just around town, then a movie theatre (it was empty and we were in the back), and by the time the movie ended it was 2 am we parted and i was got catcalled at the gas station after failing to find fast food because i hadnt eaten all day. Not relevent to the date im just upset about that. Then the next morning he said im not emotionally mature enough and didnt want a second date
i dont know if that really answers the question
>>33251250That is not tall!
>>33251181you don't understand what that means
Why do I get so all or nothing with dating? Why can't I just be casual about it and not so worried about the other persons feelings?
>>33251141movie about dogs with emotional ending
>>33251277I would bring my own dairy
>>33251279>several men ask her out and she rejects all of them
>>33251278>just ban everything I disagree withReddit is down the hall to the left lil bro
>>33251261I don't know you, but of all the people in the world, I doubt you're particularly annoying or wasteful.
>>33251279That sounds like a horrible date
>>33251207There are men in other species?
>>33251204Hope you can improve your self-esteem someday
>>33251217Sounds seedy
>>33251246Nice. Hopefully you have a guy to wear out!
>>33251288Spotted the man hater.
>>33251279>That is not tall!it is just barely IMO. above average height but not enough to be noticeable
I don't want to be bitter. Why is it so hard to let go of resentment? What's the point of chasing love that you're not going to receive?
>>33251069I have 106% vision and I can tell instantaneously how much powder you have, it's a very low contrast difference
>>33251229<3
>>33251247Some troll (think it's "female creatures" anon) has been posting this spiel here for years to try and wind people up
>>33251250570 feet is the ideal female height
>>33251245i fucked up my ONLY date. i need to get better at telling flattering white lies.
Women who don’t douche, what’s your reasoning?
If you do, what happens if you stop?
>>33251265Because zoomers seem to be very hateful of the older generations.
>>33251279>I kinda just followed him wherever he wanted to take me. First it was a cafe, then a forest, then just around town, then a movie theatre (it was empty and we were in the back), and by the time the movie ended it was 2 am we parted and i was got catcalled at the gas station after failing to find fast food because i hadnt eaten all day. Not relevent to the date im just upset about that. Then the next morning he said im not emotionally mature enough and didnt want a second dateYou're pretty lucky that guy is only kind of a dick. Please be more cautious.
>>33251302Story?
Did you cll him ugly?
those male insects that stab their penises directly into the females womb to deposit cum instantly are based
>>33251303No because I could get an infection. It’s like cleaning out your earwax: you remove the only thing that keeps infections out, you’re going to get infections.
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>>33251287maybe..
i thought it was a nice date but when i told people excitedly they all told me im an idiot that needs to learn how to say no to men or else i am certainly going to get raped.. including my own mom
so im too scared to go on dates again
also i didnt tell anyone but he entered my DMs first expecting to hookup and i was the one who asked for a date. So like..
>>33251299>I have 106% visionDamn that's pretty impressive, how did you get better than perfect vision? Is the 6% makeup vision?
>>33251255Some people are just inarticulate.
>>33251310insects have solid exoskeletons though
>>33251279Average height is 5'3" for a woman in the U.S. it's the equivalent of 6'2" for a man.
>>33251296One day you will get it
>>33251310They don't even have wombs or cum
I feel better when I don’t post here so I hope yall have a good Friday and weekend
>>33251326What do you do instead?
>>33251326What are your plans?
>>33251326See you tomorrow
>>33251327Work, tv, exercise, box, read and write.
>>33251328Continue writing my paper about the noble murderer
>>33251326Same but you have more self-discipline than me
Have a good one <3
>>33251316when you go to the ophthalmologist, they do a test to see your vision related to the baseline
you can score above what's considered 100%
I'm also not speaking out of my ass, I've pointed out to my female friends where they have fucked up
>>33251330I still lurk sometimes so maybe
babe wake up, new PinkPanthress just dropped https://youtu.be/10j4rU0ltG4?si=NcSxy5ah4TqspPwD
I love pissing women off, it's a favorite pastime of mine really.
>>33251324bed bugs traumatic insemination
>>33251309he probably took it that way. side note, do you ever feel weird posting here? i've told this story before and i think i feel embarrassed repeating it like i'm breaking the rules bringing it up more than once. even though you probably didn't read it last time.
>>33251340notice how the insect species with male rapists happens to be a notorious pest
>>33251264I dont formally do any kind of thing like that- I also havent had sex lol. Its just my tendencies
>>33251341No I am only on this board to make women uncomfortable and to get them talk about their boobs
>>33251343yes india deserves to be wiped off the map
>>33251321Yeah and the males have literal drill penises
>>33251331>Work, tv, exercise, box, read and write.Sounds good. Much more productive than wasting time here.
How do you get over a fear of men?
>>33251201nta
any chance for some dick?
Women
We all know you like veins, but do you like sinew?
>>33251196Entertain myself of course
>>33251355By interacting with the friendly moids on /atoga/ to learn that they're not that scary at all.
>>33251355Exposure therapy is the best way I know to get over most fears.
>>33251357Nope. I live a life of suffering
>>33251347okay thanks for being honest i guess
>>33251355Interacting with men but not the type that send you dms asking to hookup with you
>>33251355You don’t; men really are scary
>>33251360NTA. Some of us on atoge really do seem very scary though. They often scare me.
men what are things women do that warm your heart
>>33251368Laugh and smile.
>>33251343I mean name a species of women dominating insects that aren't pests, or that you would let live in your house, I doubt you would want a praying mantis in your home.
>>33251368when women help each other out and are kind to each other
>>33251368Some times, just some times, they act really nice and pleasant toward me.
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>>33251360okay
male anons are you date rapists? Would you drug a girls drink? Would you try to take advantage of a girl that doesnt want to say no?
>>33251355clingy obsessive boyfriend with infinite libido
>>33251368M
Exist
However that backfires into enraging me because I can't have them
>>33251371>I doubt you would want a praying mantis in your home.NTA. Why not?
men what have you tried to get a gf
>Mate choice often correlates size with fitness level; smaller males tend to display a low level of fitness; smaller males are therefore eaten more often because of their undesirable traits
manlets, thoughts?
>>33251368being understanding in general.
>>33251368footjob under the table
>>33251374No to all...
>>33251367I think (well I hope) a lot of people here are more bark than bite desu
>>33251368When they bake cookies
>>33251379Nothing and I am all out of ideas.
I am doomed to die alone
>>33251360Why
I make my most deranged posts in these threads.
I come here to hate post.
This is not the place to get a healthy opinion of the opposite sex.
>>33251371nta but I wouldn't mind, mantises are cool af https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc_1QGIfJYo
>>33251245>art girl>takes her to a fancy restaurant and pays for itKek.
I guess every man has an experience like this that makes them know better next time.
>>33251379she doesn't want me she wants chad.
>>33251374the only way I would ever touch you is if you're in to me
women that don't like me don't exist to me, I pretend like they're insects
I abhor people who start sentences with “I mean”.
>inb4 “I mean…”
>>33251374I have never raped or drugged anyone.
Why doesn't she want to say no?
>>33251374>male anons are you date rapists?I don't know, I've never been on a date. Probably not.
>Would you drug a girls drink?No, I don't think so.
>Would you try to take advantage of a girl that doesnt want to say no?I've never been in the situation to do so, but I somehow doubt it.
>>33251371honeybees
also mantises are cool and i've had them in my garden growing up
>>33251379>what have you tried to getplease learn english before connecting to the internet
>>33251390>she wants chadshe told you that?
>>33251380I am ready to be chopped up and consumed, yes.
>>33251358Sort of. Monsters with exposed muscle and sinew are pretty hot-creepy.
>>33251396Don't all the women bees who aren't the Stacy Queen literally all fucked over just as hard though.
Does that actually count as women dominating it's more like Stacy worship but if it was genuine and not just labeling non-Stacies Stacies.
>>33251387>I make my most deranged posts in these threads.you're a toothless herbivore and people can tell. your derangement is an act.
the scary moids wouldn't be here complaining about women.
men do you ever lead girls on for fun?
>>33251379I tried lowering my standards and gave a girl I didn't have feelings for a chance, thinking maybe the people claiming that love is built are right and I would develop feelings for her. Didn't turn out well.
What’s the name of Native American guy who trolled here before?
>>33251398NTA
Yeah actually she did, multiple women have
>>33251405That would require for women to be even remotely interested in me.
>>33251408NativeAnon. I'm scared I've just called upon him like Bloody Mary.
>>33251383I still don't like their barking.
>>33251405I can't even lead a girl into a relationship.
>>33251404Wow you're right I won't do shit.
I will continue to rot away in isolation and self bitterness.
I will never hurt a woman, never change things, and nothing will ever happen.
Good job calling me out, but I still hate all women.
>>33251379Made out with her on the first date, still got ghosted
>>33251405Only vocally, I am a Ghru in real life.
>>33251408He's more mentally ill than a troll.
>>33251403the drone's sole purpose is mating and fewer than 1% of drones get to mate and then die from it
>>33251394>Why doesn't she want to say no?Most women are raised to be passive people pleasers in social situations and are avoidant of saying no and it takes time to unlearn that as an adult. Its a trait mothers and teachers usually pass onto their daughters as kids.
>>33251412Great! Thx fren
>>33251393I do that, but I get it. I abhor people who start sentences with "So, ...".
>>33251368Getting plapped
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>>33251419HAHA RELATABLE AM I RIGHT?
>>33251405nah, that's a waste of fucking time
>>33251393https://voca.ro/12pTlTBVb8ND
>>33251374>male anons are you date rapists?No, I wouldnt even want to sex on the first date
>Would you drug a girls drink?Thats immoral and I dont want to go prison
>Would you try to take advantage of a girl that doesnt want to say no?Yes Id pressure her into playing a 4 hour euro boardgame with me
>>33251431>if I wasn’t a virgin I wouldn’t be like this>if I had kids I’d beat them to death like I used to get beatenThis guy doesn’t know how virginity works lmao
>>33251402I'm not a monster but I can see the sinews moving under the skin in my hands and wrists when I move them. This is normal, I think.
>>33251379literally nothing. i'm an interesting guy, but only other guys seem interested in me.
>>33251419>In a typical honeybee colony, the worker bees, which are female but infertile, do not mate. Their primary role is to care for the colony, gather food, and maintain the hive. Only the queen bee mates, and she does so with male bees called dronesYeah it's called both 99% of the men and 99.9% of the women get fucked over being born as bees.
Again are you sure you wanna define bees as women dominated and not Stacy dominated.
>>33251437I’m not listening to your shit.
>>33251368Hugs and kisses
>>33251390>chadthe joke is lost on normalfags
>>33251405No. I said I wouldn't do that anymore.
>>33251424https://voca.ro/1gHp3pT3QHeG
>>33251443worker bees can at least have the freedom to get their own food and feed themselves. moidbees can't even do that
>>33251420You have to learn to say no.
>>33251443if the worker bees decide the queen bee isn't doing a good enough job they'll kill her and select a new queen.
>>33251448I fucking knew you would do that.
>>33251449>Women get slop while most men get no slop and both die singleSee this is why men hate women you guys think living a uneventful life is based at the same time as pathetic as most men are by the end of their lives.
>>33251379I talk to my female coworkers on occasion
>>33251405No wtf that's horrible
>>33251380I'm fast as fuck boi
>>33251459expect the worker bees have no desire to reproduce. drones are born solely to reproduce and the vast majority of them will never fulfill their purpose unlike worker bees
Men I have necrophilia. If I have to sign a prenup, you have to sign a contract that says I can mutilate and fuck your freshly dead or killed corpse.
>>33251466Can you like, not pls
>>33251466no thanks freakazoid, im content to be alone at that point
>>33251466I take it you're a fan of the Necromnatik movies?
>>33251466Let's just not get married.
>>33251466Only if you kill me first, femme fatale style.
>>33251466>have to sign a prenup>have tonot getting a cent from me, whore.
>>33251470that film is downright evil, but the actress is very cute. i was very conflicted watching it.
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So when do we start taking this kinda stuff seriously?
>>33251379Post on anonymous imageboards hoping to impress someone with my insightful takes that they want to date me. This strategy hasn't worked thus far.
>>33251477I can only see this backfiring on her.
>>33251477when gangs of nomadic women start doing highway robbery on the outskirts of the countryside
>>33251468>>33251469>>33251471Come on, gents!! Imagine just how romantic it’ll look! It’s like knocking me out or drugging me to rape me! Except, you have the pleasure of not ever waking up and suffering through physical and mental memories of rape.
>>33251470Never heard of them but now I have something new to watch!
>>33251473However you want it my love <3
>>33251474You don’t know what a whore even is anymore. You use that word for every female that ever existed.
>>33251482i dont like rape though
even make believe cnc rape
its a massive turn off
pussy grip feels like biting something using only your lips and not your jaw/teeth
State gender and favorite member of any pop culture team.
>>33251482>Imagine just how romantic it’ll look! It’s like knocking me out or drugging me to rape me!You're not really selling me on this
>>33251490what do you mean by pop-culture team?
>>33251477they already do this with false rape allegations, which is why many young men don't go out and socialise anymore.
>>33251490>pop culture team.What does this even mean
Like superheroes or some shit
>>33251490M
Chibiusa and/or Hotaru
>>33251493Ninja Turtles or Care Bears or something like that.
>>33251482>However you want it my love <3I think seducing me to drink some poison without me knowing, then raping me while I'm weak and finishing me off like in Basic Instinct or Gone girl would be perfect.
women owe me loving kindness and proximal friendship.
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m or f
what do you like seeing the other sex do?
>>33251506then work for it
>>33251507f
being hardworking and sweaty and kind
>>33251503why did you ask the question like that? that's an infuriatingly stupid way to ask that question.
>>33251490M
I'm going to count the Universal monsters as a pop culture team and say Dracula.
>>33251507F Build stuff. Could just be a model even.
>>33251507m
being happy without me I guess.
>>33251515How would you have rather I phrased it?
>>33251507M
write, draw, knit, anything intricate with their hands
>>33251516They did crossover movies, that counts. :)
I think my appendix is bursting lol
>>33251507M
fucking a stranger in my bed
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women kiss one guy at the party then sleep with a different guy at the same party, after telling a third guy at the same party she isn't that type of girl, only to marry the fourth guy at the same party.
>>33251507F
Being strong and assertive, like, lifting heavy things I couldn’t fathom, or being firm in the way he talks without being bossy or aggressive.
Wearing jeans (and other clothes) that are dutiful and worn in, which is very cowboy-esque. Looking shaggy.
Driving, arm rested on window, or when reserving and looking bad, his hand is on my headrest, fingers laid out, concentrating.
>>33251521team? team? what does team have to do with it? you don't even know what you're asking.
>>33251527And everyone clapped
>>33251505I can make it work!
>>33251525Go to the hospital anon.
>>33251507M
get mad at anonymous shitposters on the internet. bonus points if they actually debate them.
i just want never to be bothered by noise again in my life.
>>33251528>reserving>reversing>bad>back
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>>33251531It's a documentary, I filmed it.
>>33251525You're probably just constipated.
>>33251534Why? He said lol, he seems to be enjoying the experience.
>>33251535what constitutes a group? how do you determine who's a member? why would you think others would have the same implicit understanding of 'team' that you do? did you put any thought into this question at all?
>>33251544nta Are you autistic?
>>33251540what the hell's the matter with her? she looks like a puerto rican whore
>>33251544You’re retarded bro
Do quiet girls have healthy self esteem. I want to date one.
>>33251466Yeah sure thats fine, we can even do some roleplay.
You could blindfold and deafen me with some headphones/earplugs if you want.
>>33251552I'm a little down on myself but basically ok.
>>33251546the question was just so meaningless. i usually let these things slide, but it was so ill-formed i couldn't help but be insulted.
>>33251490I will say Buttercup is my fav Powerpuff girl, she's adorable :3
>>33251548she got dumped by thor's brother.
>>33251550tell me what 'pop culture team' means to you
>>33251556HOLY SHIT, ANON.
Take X-Men. Any variant. What do you call them collectively?
>>33251528Babe I look bad all day long, let's make it happen.
what's your favorite thing that's also great and part of another thing
>>33251510Why do guys like dresses so much?
>>33251564What state are you in?
>georgia
>>33251556Well, I mean, no one else seems to be struggling with the concept.
>>33251568I don't look good enough to live there.
>>33251567they want to look up your skirt
>>33251563POP CULTURE TEAM??? no one has used the phrase 'pop culture team' outside this thread. the question has absolutely no context, and it was not well-formed and specific enough to make its point on its own.
what video games does atoga play?
>>33251567They look pretty when you move. Swishy swishy, etc.
>>33251567They go swish swish and make you look lighter on your feet and they are girl clothes so they make you look more feminine
>>33251574nta guys know safety shorts are a thing, right?
>>33251576Red dead series
>>33251567>>33251574Personally I just like the idea of eating you out while under the dress.
Kind of like Ortolan
>>33251575They are a team and part of pop culture. What else are you going to call it?
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Morning. :^)
My body got a rare win for once, went to bed before 2am, and woke up after 6 hours of sleep.
You guys get the full 6-8 hours of sleep too, yeah?
>>33251572>>33251572You definitely do lol, most people here are average in looks and money (middle- or working-class-looking people)
>>33251576M
Noita
I pretty much play roguelikes exclusively
Both genders
>Signs you're dating crazy
>>33251581The leg gets increasingly sexy the more you can see of it
>>33251585>They are a team and part of pop culture?who is? how am i supposed to categorize this combination of attributes? what do you mean by 'team'? they're unionized?
>>33251576Recently played some Inscryption and Slay the Spire.
Who doesn't like card games?
>>33250597Neither
>not an optionI don't care.
>>33251576Right now, Limbus company and the og Resident Evil 2
>>33251590M
When the head game is too good
>>33251499If I stiffen my fingers I can see the sinews moving over my knuckles and underneath the veins in the back of my hand as I move the fingers individually. And if I clench my fists and flex them I can make the sinews running down from my hands into my arms pop out on the inside of my wrist, and you can see them flexing as I tilt and turn my fists.
>>33251590>she's made out of invisiblemine too
>>33251586I always try to sleep 7 hours at the very least
>>33251595You're boring anon.
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>>33251576This is what steam replay says.
I think I was in a idler craze at that time. Idleon, don't really play that now.
>>33251602You can remove filters with the correct method… bitches are dumb.
>>33251602Did you say...?
>>33251602Someone is gonna reverse engineer that.
>>33251602I need more videos in this style. Something about is making my neurons fire like wild
Tower defense and roguelikes are literally autism genres
>>33251616>roguelike playerYeah I know ;/
>>33251567They show of your legs and accentuate your curves.
>>33251590she got veneers in her 20s
>>33251576I'm playing Crash 4 rn
Look at how cute she is
>>33251604Very nice.
I just naturally get up after 6 now, well, depending on how tired I am.
how to find a balance between wanting to take care and nurture a man; cuddle him, and hold him while also at times disliking them and not giving a fuck for them they can cuddle their dick typa energy
just want to find a cute bf to love and not get mad at him
i want to suffocate him with my boobs
>>33251586>guys get the full 6-8 hours of sleep tooUhhh
I slept 3 hours is that good?
>>33251590These hoodies are dope tho
>>33251623Holy based lol I remember playing this with friends
>>33251632>3 hoursMe when I was in school.
It did not help. lol.
>>33251631>it should've been me!>>33251626That's wholesome
What did you get up to? How were you feeling?
>>33251581>guys know safety shorts are a thing, right?NTA, I just learned about safety shorts from atoga the other week. Sounds pretty hot to me.
>>33251631I vlonteer as tribute
>>33251634RIP, hope you are sleeping more consistently now
>>33251640Tfw I find shorts hotter than dresses
Any smart successful moids here
>>33251635> What did you get up toWater gun fight
> How were you feeling?Felt good
>>33251643no I'm a dumb himbo
>>33251634Also I've slept 14 hours this entire week and it's Saturday here lol. Don't be me #bipolarlyfe
>>33251647Based
>>33251644Sounds wicked lol, what was the occasion
I miss having water gun and balloon fights, good times
I want to one day buy a very special piece of jewelry for a very special girl.
>>33251568not him but I'm close to the Florida-Georgia line
>>33251643I learned my lesson I'm retarded and unimpressive on purpose now.
>>33251655I would LOVE a candy necklace, anon!
>>33251651> what was the occasionNo occasion really just taking niece to a splash pad and I’m not a lame aunt
>>33251576picked up a month of XBL for a dollar so burning through some older games on Gamepass. just beat Crimson Skies, now working on Blix. Tried to play Fable 2 but it kept crashing so I got bored.
>>33251655Were you a ring pop kid
>>33251655that’s so manly of you
Welp, I have decided not to come out this pride. Maybe one day.
>>33251647As long as your dick is big thats okay
>>33251658What happened
>>33251660>>33251664What do you do and how big are your hands and dick
>>33251629Too bad there's no foid here to appreciate it in person.
How come lonely guys fall in love with you so easily when you befriend them? I just don't want anyone to feel alone
>>33251665Most of those game go on sale quite often and then you're not forced to speedrun a backlog.
>>33251663You sound like a cool aunt lol, nice that you guys had fun
>>33251672>As long as your dick is big thats okayHimbos we're safe......
>>33251674Because we're lonely and starved for affection.
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>>33251671There is another 9 days left for pride. You can come out when you feel like it.
>>33251674because they're lonely and looking for love
There was a himbo anon who used to post here that was kind of a feminist and seemed really reluctant to ever criticize women over anything. Does he still post? I didn't like him at all.
>>33251662It's supposed to last!
>>33251668Would.
I sometimes watch videos about jewelry. I want to learn about it so I can choose a good piece. I don't have a lot of money right now, so I want to pick the best piece I could find. It would feel nice, almost like it makes it more special, for it's value is in how hard I worked to afford it, and to find a piece fitting for a girl like her.
I would be so happy if she liked it.
Don't think that I have anyone specific in mind. No gf. Just a fantasy. Of finding a beautiful piece for a beautiful girl.
>and people that develop parasocial relationships off of streams
>>33251674I'm sure that even if they feel bitter about it at times, they appreciate your affection.
>>33251668are you the same femanon that wants a bf to buy her the frog coin purse?
>>33251684qt? He posts here all the time.
To women
Hypothetical situation
>you have a friend
>you tell him about your favorite movies/TV shows/anime
>he doesn't say much
>two years later he brings the conversation back up
>says "I was holding back IMMENSE embarrassment for you" and talks for a while about how your tastes are childish and that nowadays people are all manchildren who shy away from adult media
How do you feel? How do you respond?
>>33251674anon :3 coded but I know it isnt her
>>33251684This is way too broad to describe one specific anon, you need to refine your query
"Men build civilizations, but women make them worth living in." lol women make us wanna go back to fighting in war. There is a reason European men enjoyed conquering and exploring so much, it was to get away from our wives.
>>33251698Yeah, qt. He sucks. Or he did a few years ago anyway, maybe he's become less retarded.
I need a chad bf so bad.....
>>33251527>partydo these even exist irl
never been to one or heard of anybody going to one
Women, my arms aren't exactly increasing in size but they are getting very firm, like warm marble.
Is this okay with you or should I focus more on increasing their girth.
>>33251672She went on a spending spree behind my back.
>>33251698>>33251703What the hell lol what have I done now
>maybe he's become less retardedNah the opposite ngl
>>33251704Best I can do is chud bf. Fat and balding. Take it or leave it.
>>33251699i would block him, wouldn’t appreciate being shat in for my likes, he can go fuck himself
>>33251565they do actually look looksmatched imo
>>33251707>never been to one or heard of anybody going to oneWhere do you live, in the jungle?
>>33251711cant you work out and get a hair transplant...
>>33251702>There is a reason European men enjoyed conquering and exploring so muchbecause they were gay asf. Men like the idea of “building civilizations through spreading their seed. Sex. But they don’t sustain said civilization. Women nurture it. They raise the new generations. They raise the men that grownup to become something. The most successful men reveal they are inspired by their wives.
>>33251710Nothing in particular, it was just always kind of slimy how women could do Katherine Knight-level stuff and you'd go easy on them but you'd rake guys over the coals over the mildest offenses
It's absolutely sickening what they did to Ellen Page. Someone should have told her "no, you don't want to become a tranny freak and ruin your life forever" instead of encouraging her mental illness.
>>33251699>took 2 years to tell me he doesn't like my taste in moviesthats not a friend, that's a creep
>>33251721Are women nurturing it right now? Does society look sufficiently nurtured?
>>33251718i want to sit on it too
>>33251717nah just rural with no young people
no parties happening here kek
>>33251727I agree, people are too worried about getting cancelled acknowledging that being trans is a byproduct of mental illness and these people need psychological help first and foremost
Why do women pretend dating is harder than buying a man a honeybun from the gas station
Why are the Skaven not in the 40k setting.
They should be
>>33251727Any woman who transitions into a man and doesn't even maybe try a few weekends crossdressing first is a fucking retard who deserves whatever she gets and would undoubtedly kill herself following some other fad if transgenderism didn't get her first.
>>33251723Katherine who?
>Knight stabbed Price to death, skinned him and then put his skin on a meat hook, which she had recently installed. She then cooked his head and parts of his body with the intention of feeding them to Price's children, but was stopped by police after an employee of his went to check on him after he had not been at work that dayJesus Christ, you can't make this shit up lol
Anyway, I was not consciously aware that I did this; pretty sure I "rake people over the coals" here equally regardless of gender kek, but there you go
I do sometimes try to defend and play devil's advocate for anons that I think are getting unfairly dogged on, which often just happens to be women cause of the rampant misogyny here
>>33251734RIP, looks comfy though
No free parties with forest creatures, glowsticks and mushrooms then I'm assuming...
>>33251735what psychologist is going to tell someone they're mentally ill and don't really want to have a sex-change? that's like painting a target on your back. that avenue is closed for the time being.
Ellen Page was 33, retards. Adults can do what they want.
why combat boots make mens legs sexy
>>33251746>wasshe kill herself?
>>33251743A coomer wrote that.
>>33251745>that's like painting a target on your backWell, that's what I'm saying; in the current cultural climate people are too afraid to "invalidate" others' neuroses
>>33251743yes it's true, this man has no penis
>>3325174833 when transitioned.
>>33251739THE
RATS
ARE
WINNING
>>33251675it's a hundred games for a dollar. even on the steepest discount it'd still be around $4 for every title. I have no problem beating a game in a day or two, especially when they're <10 hours. The only hundred-hour game on my list was Fable, which as I said kept crashing every twenty minutes so I lost interest.
>>33251731Many women are, the ones with children right now are. Many absent fathers and many working mothers trying to make end meets for their children. A mother’s love is always bigger than a father’s love.
>>33251745>>33251751You're both disgusting, stupid, vile people.
>>33251697After checking, I have no frog coin purse saved. I don’t see the purpose of a coin purse anyway.
>>33251699Let me enjoy my things anon
>>33251743Yes, pair-bonding is very real, and anyone who denies it at this point is an idiot. That's why premarital sex and adultery should be shamed and punished more often.
>>33251743There are glaring big holes in this theory. Like how horny 23 year olds can't find a good man/woman.
>>33251746>33hm...
a groomed and sexually abused adult. you think she was at any point actually in control of her life and career?
>>33251747do they? what do you like about them. do you prefer the pants bloused, tucked in, or loose over the boots
>>33251741what is it with women and drugs? they always expect to be able to get high or stoned or something when they go somewhere with other people, and are disappointed if they have to stay sober
>>33251757i don't want to hear it, mcbain
>>33251758>I don’t see the purpose of a coin purse anyway.its for swag or as the zoomers say it increases aura
Mmmmmmmmmmy delusions are talking back to me. Maybe I need an antipsychotic.
>>33250545 (OP)sperrm and egg is PROOF women should be bigger than men
>>33251759>premarital sex and adultery should be shamed and punishedso people cant pair bond lol?
>>33251708Women, please respond.
>>33251747because you associate them with the military, and the military is (or was) masculinity exemplified?
>>33251756is this why single mothers are the number 1 correlating father for incarceration rates amongst men? more than income or race or IQ?
>>33251767You cant even buy anything with coins anymore though
they made sense when the dollar was 100 times more valuable than now
>>33251507F
Knocking someone up.
>>33251041>play rape simulator gamesdamn she really told on herself here
>>33251761This.
And I bet it was some sick Hollywood ritual to see how far they can push her mental illness.
>hey everyone, Ellen said she wants to become a man, let's all start calling her Elliot and see how far she takes it, it will be funny
>>33251775factor* no idea why it autocorrected to father
Women are are you so hot 'n' cold with men? Like, you see a great guy, you like him, but if he's a little too great, you're mean to him.
>>33251567>autist androphobe cannot understand why men find femininity attractive
>>33251762bloused or loosely tucked in
>>33251774i dont really care about the military though
>>33251786Ask and ye shall receive
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men, can you sit like the fellow on the left?
>>33251783Sour grapes because they can't baby-trap him.
>>33251782I mean, ideally I'd be watching them knock me up, but I'm still single so I'll have to settle with being a third-party watching via porn.
broad shoulders are hot on girls
Femanons, where is he taking you this weekend?
>>33251756>a mother's love is always bigger than a father's lovegotta be trolling, single moms are insanely selfish and that's why their kids end up so messed up.
>>33251786Why did you reject the short balding guy then huh? Explain yourself
>>33251567They're feminine
>>33251785you're not oblivious to it though. it rubs off on how you perceive others in pseudo-military get-up.
>>33251757Tranny melty kek
I think women deserve much less. AMA
>>3325176023 year olds aren't looking for good partners
>>33251776So? Its cool as hell to pull out
>>33251794I don't have a "he" :(
>>33251793they're all yours, pal
>>33251799but i only care about the boots
>>33251041Most men don't play gooner games like that
>>33251785what kind of pants look good with them. bdu's or jeans or something? Wearing the whole G.I. getup from the waist down is kinda larpy but i see outdoorsy boomers in the south do it
>>33251783It is in their nature to be coquettish.
Even Napoleon has fallen for this trick when his wife did it.
>>3325180423 year old men*
Around 23 year old is when women start to look for the father of their children
>>33251775>is this why single mothers are the number 1 correlating father for incarceration rates amongst men?So the biggest factor is the absent father. The problem is the man who ditched his kid, not the mom doing her best.
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>>33251794No where Anon. Caturday is my busy day.
>>33251805not really. its trying too hard, like wearing a pocket watch or some shit
>>33251809doesn't matter. your mind associates them with the military. what else?
>>33251816I need the list for Sunday!
“Say hi to every anon in Atoga!”
>>33251787may i have a bf please
>>33251818You have to be 18 years or older to post here
>>33251757Are you an autogynephile?
>>33251819Wearing a pocket watch is very cool.
I wish that I could impregnate men
>>33251797no short balding guy has ever approached me :c too ugly for them
>>33251818i hate cat spammers
>>33251818well i have nothing other than my nerd interests do you really want to deal with someone as boring as that
>>33251822Sunday is nap until noon to recover from Caturday, then say hi to everyone in /atoga/. I’ve checked and no one has a salmon suit.
>>33251814The ones who are don't struggle to find bfs
what could explain my wrist suddenly falling apart on me? i can't even adjust my underwear through my pockets without there being piercing pain.
>>33251812jeans are fine but i would cuff them instead of tuck
>>33251820>your mind associates them with the military.not really? people mostly wear combat boots for fashion
Women, what is your skin tone?
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>>33251830Let’s get him fellow cat poster
>>33251826nta but i have relationships with women and sex with men
>>33251840Whichever you dislike the most
>>33251815>the man who ditched his kidif the woman was smart enough to at least get a name we can go get his cash for her, oddly single fathers don't seem to have the same problem of their spawn turning into raging degenerates, probably because they actually raise them instead of trying to hook up with more randoms.
>>33251757I'm not saying we shouldn't let people transition, I'm saying that blindly encourage it while not addressing the underlying mental health issues is problematic
>>33251763I mean my ex-gf was anti drugs and never touched anything, I am the one who has to reign it in with substances...
>>33251840Too pasty for this stage of summer.
>>33251838nerve stuff, or tendon injury.
>>33251840idk. tan on my arms . but pale everywhere else you can still see the blue veins though on my arms
>>33251817Because they do nothing, but expect everything.
>>33251839what do you think when you see someone in camouflage?
>>33251832>my ex lost weightwhy tf is that a bad thing?
>>33251793Based, I've always felt this way too
>>33251852He obviously wanted to bang her skinnier
>>33251848it developed on my left and right wrists almost simultaneously, but now it's really just my left wrist.
>>33251832>a woman LOST weight after a breakupbullshit
I wouldn't even know where to buy combat boots.
>>33251858military surplus shops, for some wacky reason
I’m gonna kick you with my combat boots on
>>33251858the army surplus store
although they tend to be cheap knockoffs of the real U.S. jungle/desert boot
>>33251851nothing if not weird if theyre in a normal public space
>>33251854why would you tuck in denim
>>33251855>He obviously wanted to bang her skinnierif that were true he would have stayed with her before she got skinny waiting for her to become skiiny
>>33251845Single fathers do better because only the men who really want the kids end up being single fathers, if they don't want the kid, they just ditch. Shitty moms become single moms, shitty fathers become absent fathers. If all those absent fathers were forced to raise their children, or if women could abandon their children as easily as men could. The stats would look very different. These studies don't mean shit unless they also account for factors like if the parent wanted the child, their financial status, the reason they're a single parent, etcetera.
>>33251860There are none near me.
Girls, would you think it's funny if your boyfriend bought a Switch 2 and sent you a selfie holding it while basedfacing?
>>33251850What they expect and what they deserve are two separate things. Do they really do nothing?
>>33251346>tfw no virgin Domme to submit my virginity to.Hello darkness my old friend...
>>33251869order online, you piglet
>>33251858Ask your local alt girl.
Really though, when you are a grown man you can afford custom boots that look like retro combat boots (before gulf war): google things like "leather service boots" or "boondockers", etc. The ones that lace up the calf, really high, are called paratrooper boots sometimes, but really you have to go by brands you trust since they will kill your feet if you're not comfy in them.
>>33251865nah you just wear them loose
cuffing is performative and gay
>>33251861Kiss the boo boo
>>33251867also i like big bitches, full brosnan
>>33251855>>33251866
>>33251869I drive 40 miles to go to the good one i like
>>33251867Looks like Palpatine on the right.
>>33251877but the mid calf/ankle region is the best part
>>33251871Ok what is basedfacing? Make sure you show me the staple marks.
>>33251874>virgin dominatrixDamn, that'd be a good business.
>>33251858Palladium makes some decent boots for fashion
Theres also a solid chance you can pick up a pair for ultra cheap on craigslist/facebook marketplace or whatever second hand selling app is popular in your area
>>33251886what do you think i am, a manslut? i cover that up even in the summertime. i have my pants the perfect length, covering the socks but not so long they bunch up
>>33251856uh...
I guess that means it could be a sick thing.
Cold or flu.
Or arthritis.
Should probably see a doctor.
I like when women patiently talk to me about their internet history.
>>33251815children of single fathers are less likely to have kids who end up in prison.
women control who they reproduce with, if the father of their children is a deadbeat it's the woman's fault for fucking him.
>>33251887Nta but whenever you type onions as a prefix it turns into based so he means onions-facing aka a front facing pog or the redditor excited face
>>33251892theres nothing wrong with being a manslut...
>>33251875I'm not buying boots without trying them on.
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>>33251894i sexted an older man when i was 12 because i was stupid, he lied about his age, and i thought he liked me
he wanted me to meet him in chicago
Why is everything $20 these days
>>33251903the only part of a mans skin that should be exposed is his head and hands
https://youtu.be/4oFgg5ZdBY0
me and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who
>>33251894It's all symptoms
>>33251907because this gay earth is crumbling
>>33251910thats why you wear combat boots and leave the boots exposed
>>33251907Bitcoin is at 100k again lil bro
>>33251900>children of single fathers are less likely to have kids who end up in prison. Because only the top 1% of men get to be single dads. If single mothers were filtered in the same way, they'd have similar results.
>women control who they reproduce with, if the father of their children is a deadbeat it's the woman's fault for fucking him.The man is the one responsible for ditching his children. He's the one who decided to leave them, not her.
>>33251910every part of a man should be covered but his mouth desu
he should be wearing gloves, boots, shirt, jacket, pants, plate carrier, chest rig, helmet, balaclava, goggles
>>33251915nah thats showing off the contour of the ankle and somewhat the calf. just because its covered up doesnt make it not slutty. tight clothes are slutty
Gender
Why does your pp get hard?
there are so many lil bros on 4chan, WHERE ARE THE BIG BROS
>>33251900>>33251917and because the single fathers leave their children for their mothers or sisters to help take care of them so they can work. A 100% hands on single fathers is RARE. Which like other anon said is why they are more likely to “do better”
>>33251917most divorces are instigated by women. it's women's fault if the man isn't involved.
>>33251917We already put quite a bit of financial and legal liability on those guys, women need to exercise a modicum of judgment on "is this guy going to ditch me" before rawdogging or maybe using those abortion rights you won't shut up about if you get knocked up by a dirtbag.
>>33251923>has to cook up wild headcanons to try and shift blamelol.
>>33251920exactly why men should wear combat boots...
>>33251921M
because i think about girls taller and stronger than me touching me and i cant resist
I really want a weeb gf...
>>33251931If you really wanted one you would go out there to find one instead of complain here.
>>33251929they dont go with my poindexter old person style
>>33251924Are there stats that include the reasons for these divorces?
>>33251925Yes because everyone always stays 100% the same through major life changes and no one ever becomes worse than they were before.
>>33251931Same, I want a tattoo'd weeb gf like in my animays
Pic rel is the ideal look
>>33251931Finish the line, Bart.
State gender
wtf do you do when you have no power and don't expect to have any for the whole weekend?
>>33251932>If you really wanted one you would go out there to find one instead of complain here.where is "there"
I hate going outside.
>>33251933slim cut suits will do too
>>33251906Did you lie about your age too?
>>33251923>it doesn't count because there might be a grandma aroundthat is a cop out and equally applies to a single mother
>>33251938Girls like going outside. You don't want a gf, you want a piece of plastic to adorn your shelf.
>>33251937snakes and ladders?
>>33251937Start my generator. Or go somewhere with power. Or just get drunk.
Lots of options.
>>33251937M
i acquire power from inside myself and push through. wait are you talking about electricity? do you have candles?
>>33251937Read a book nigga
Conserve your phone's energy
You've never gone a week without power? Unreal
I don't even know any more if you're performing some kind of parody act or if your serious with this ankles are slutty bit.
>>33251942holy projecting, calm down.
I hate when I enter this thread to hornypost and instead end up arguing with idiots.
>>33251948Don't ask for attention if you don't want attention, don't ask for a gf if you don't want a gf.
>>33251949Why argue? Just ignore. Nobody changes their minds here.
>>33251947fine, ankles aren't but, shoulders are.
>>33251939i dont like slim either, i prefer the traditional fit
I want a gf to put on my shelf.
>>33251708Women, why do you ignore me :(
>>33251951>ask I surely didn't ask for your opinion
>>33251922I have 3 younger siblings
>>33251937Can you leave the house? Go charge your phone somewhere during the day, make sure you have flashlights, and get cozy
>>33251947ankles are slutty though
imagine being a DUDE and wearing no-show socks. scandalous.
the only thing i want a girlfriend for is soft, tender, oxytocin-inducing hugs
>>33251947when they're socked and a man bends his knees to expose them though...
>>33251957Sure you did.
>>33251931Go write in your diary if you don't want (You)s.
I want a goth gf with tattoos I could take out on the lake to fish... then row her back to shore so we could read some books together...
But women would rather be on tiktok because their brains are too adhd
>>33251953Just for that I'm going to roll up my t-shirt sleeves when I go outside this summer.
>>33251937do like our ancestors did
sit on the front porch, smoke, and contemplate life
>>33251949Why not horny argue?
>>33251967>Sure you did.you see a question mark in there?
I'm just taking the piss, anon.
>>33251954why cant you just embrace slutcore
>>33251956Because nobody cares about your arms
fellow men, do you have any cool military type videogame tracks that are motivational?
>>33251966like this? you can aaaalmost see them
>>33251937M
the last time I had no power I pretty much worked out all day with my home gym stuff, then read some edgelord books (think Cormac McCarthy), then cooked all the meat in the fridge on my propane grill. The single mom next door was out and we chatted
>"Yeah the kids are hungry and I guess we're eating cold ravioli tonight, we have no way to prepare food and no restaurants are open>"Wow that sucks, and I'm going to probably half to throw half of these burgers out because I can't eat them all haha"We talked for a few more minutes and in hindsight I feel like she was hoping I'd offer her some of the food.
>>33251962brb, buying no-show sock.
>>33251966I don't even know what this means.
>>33251977Motivational? Military? What?
How do we get women to read literature?
How do we get ones that do to settle down In long term relationships instead drinking and hooking up?
>>33251974okay ill roll my sleeves up halfway up my forearm, and unbutton my top collar button
its a little risqué but you asked for it
>>33251978yes
looks best with suits though
>>33251981that's why i said from videogames, saving the world, last stand type shit.
>>33251978What a slut
He's asking for it
>>33251983do you have a gf...
>>33251986https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyYdm54Nx3s
i find this pretty invigorating myself.
>>3325193495% of divorces are 'no fault'. that is, they amicably chose to split.
>>33251818Stars are categorized using a letter from the Latin alphabet for spectral class
>O, B, A, F, G, K, M>From bluest to reddestan Arabic numeral for luminosity
>0-9>Hottest to coldestand a Roman numeral for size
>Ia-VII>Largest to smallestOur Sun is classified as G2V, or a yellow main-sequence dwarf that's quite bright.
most people just don't know how to use doors. i need an outpost somewhere. i cannot live with others. i am the only sane individual i know.
>>33251975Another L for boob autist
>>33251982I like how her tits grew 4 cup sizes. must be from all the protein in the cum
>>33251991i haven't listened to this in ages, thanks
>>33251997>Another L for boob autistlmfao
rent free
>>33252000No, in the sun.
>>33251992Nta, but not really. It means there was no wrongdoing (infidelity, abuse) that lead to the divorce.
"He's a jackass and I hate him" isn't wrongdoing here.
>>33251992Lol. It's because it was the woman's fault (most of the time cheating) and the man has no choice other than say it's amicable, because the alternative is that the woman accuses the man of anything and he never sees his children ever again
>>33251995>open the door>go throuhg teh door>close tghr doorwhat else is there
>>33252000anon go to fuck to sleep when its dark
>>33252001>I'm laughing!>I'm laughing!>That's why there are tears in my eyes, I'm laughing!
>>33251994this is why you should dress like a slut
>>33251998Also her thighs got fatter and her waist and neck didn't.
>>33251922I'm the eldest of 5
>>33251921M, MILF calls me good boy
>>33251931What are you doing to find one
>>33251937Go outside, read a book, draw something, have a beer at the bar
>>33252000Do you have a flashlight
>>33252009that wasn't me, anon. I'm mostly lurking. That's why I said rent free, because you see me where I'm not.
>>33252006Don't slam the door.
>>33252018You set the gold standard for needy and whiny. You should be proud of yourself.
How do fuckbois wear tight jeans without their dick suffocating
>>33251117>I wish I had a sexy bisexual girlfriend who did hot lesbo shit with her friends in front of meMe too, anon, me too. I'd even let them restrain me if it makes them feel better
>>33252019thank you.
>>33252006also don't use it excessively
>>33252022Small dicks, unironically.
>>33252022>skinny/tight jeansunc think it's still 2009 :skull:
>>33252028How are they fuckbois if they have small dicks
>>33252025NTA. Are you the anon people were saying seems like a rapist?
>>33252000>he doesnt have non-electric methods of illumination pleb
>>33252031Women don't actually care about dick size.
>t. 8" virgin
>>33252035Weird how every man in Atoga has a massive dick
>>33252035Your ugly face and/or autism and/or short height is holding you back
How difficult is an internship at an investment bank?
Do male interns get hit on frequently at such institutions?
I'm an insecure bitch and fear my boyfriend's success.
>>33252040Some of us even have more than one.
How do i get women buying my underwear
>>33252040nta but I've been very honest that mine is unimpressive and many other anons have said the same
>>33252040I have a tiny dick. I am the tiny dick representative.
gender
harry dean stanton or dean stockwell?
>>33252040Mine is not massive though. Only 7 1/4
Niggas impaling themselves on the rulers to add an extra inch
>>33252043He will be a highly paid wageslave. He will be given all the shit work and expected to put in 100 hour weeks. He will be treated like that until hes promoted or replaced by ai.
>>33252043If what I've heard about investment banking as an industry is true, your bf is going to be worked so ragged he won't have time to get hit on.
>>33252049This but only 5
>>33252043>internship at an investment bankPretty hard
>do male interns get hit on frequentlyMaybe interning with bankers is different but I interned in several lobbyist groups and I only ever got hit on by older men.
Women, I have a small penis. If you don't believe me then you can come over here and measure it yourself.
what does depression dick feel like
>>33252022It's not that bad when it's flaccid
With a boner tho yeah you go have to like position it upwards else that shit is not comfortable lol
>>33252040Self-reporting/selection bias
>>33252043BPDemon anon?
I'm sure he will be a good goy
>>33252032And suddenly he's silent.
How much stake should I put into the fact that a girl texted me a message with a ":3" in it?
Does it mean anything?
>>33252064What does this mean? I am depressed and I have a dick. It doesn't feel good, hence the depression.
>>33251998Wish that the same in real life
>>33252052Dick measuring anons be like https://youtu.be/QlafXouh_rg?si=5NhBYdfngWkXKktR
>>33252072What am I supposed to reply to that? Why do you try so hard?
>>33252074retarded animal
>>33252061Can you cut a banana to scale
>>33252080It's a yes or no question, isn't it?
>>33252076how would you prefer to fuck
>>33252064I'd say I've been about 90/100 depressed for around a year. At the worst I just couldn't feel anything in my groin. A woman I'm interested in could give me a strip tease and there would just be nothing going on down there
>>33252087Whoa, so THIS is the power of AI...
Are antidepressants really that bad? Someone I know told me I should be on them.
>>33252054>>33252055>>33252060Thank you guys. I'm hoping.....banking.....on him hating the entire experience. But it must happen organically while I am the nicest and most perfect and secure-seeming girlfriend imaginable. He already fights chronic fatigue so it may place him more firmly in my care.
I was judging it by my internship with a federal org as a student, which was boring but laid back compared to the actual job I got there.
>>33252066Yeah.........he's Arab and not Jewish, though. Add that to your lore.
>>33252093They work for some people. Not many.
>>33252087he just like me frfr
It's so cold. Colder than a hug from my stepmom.
Gonna fap, do laundry, then go to bed
>>33252096Well I'm still functioning pretty well so I'll hold off on trying that for now.
>>33252098You should talk to a therapist. I think they'd like to talk to you
>>33252098She must have small tits
>>33252040Have repeatedly said mine is 5"
There's one anon who kept saying he was 3.75"
>>33252101This place really is just like reddit...
>>33252093They can make a real difference if you are clinically depressed
Speak to a doctor though, not just your bud's armchair advice
There are various drug classes; e.g. I'm prescribed a tetracyclic one cause bipolar but most people initially try SSRIs
>>33252093I took one that killed my dick completely while I was on it, that was unpleasant. I took a different one that was okay, worked enough to get me through. Some help you sleep better.
>>33252094seems like you're wishing for your man to fail. not too cool. you'll be giving subtle hints that this is your hope. he'll find it very discouraging. another man about to be destroyed by a selfish woman.
>>33252011So I should wear like, shorts? But my legs are so pale. Women would you rather date a guy with legs are so white theyre translucent or just a guy who only wears pants
>>33252107Maybe they were on to something
I wanna dress like a slut
>>33252113More or less
>t. Ancap
>>33252116Do it and then posts the results like a true slvt would.
>>33252093M
They helped me quite a bit, but it takes longer to jerk off now.
>>33252074Kek, is this real?
>>33252116i don't wanna hear it, mcbain
>>33252118I said I wanna dress like a slut not that I wanna be a slut
>>33252113I don't know any male normies who read lit often
>>33252125If I was your boyfriend I'd buy you slutty lingerie and micro bikinis to wear around the house.
>>33252094You said you're long distance though? How is he in your care?
>>33252128You wouldn’t be my boyfriend
>>33252125Okay but what kinda slutwear? There's tons of types.
Sundress with no panties/bra?
Open-toed high heels + croptop and a miniskirt?
Dress with a cut to show the legs with no panties underneath?
Tight as hell yoga pants and tank top?
Tons of options to choose from.
>>33252128Oh yeah? Well if I was her boyfriend I'd buy her fishnet stockings, denim short shorts and a mesh t shirt to wear around the house.
Also one of those dancer outfits that are very see through that has a mask.
>>33252113Women would be horrified and offended by even the most mainstream normie books that are popular with men.
>>33252128If i was her boyfriend I would listen, that's what no one else did
>>33252126how would you characterize them? apart from not being normies?
>>33252132> Sundress with no panties/bra?Ew
> Open-toed high heels + croptop and a miniskirt?Sure
> Dress with a cut to show the legs with no panties underneath?No panties is just unhygienic
> Tight as hell yoga pants and tank top?No
I want a boyfriend but
- I complain a lot
- Don't look nice
- Bad at cooking
- Rarely horny
So I think I won't get one just to save him
>>33252139>Rarely hornyWhy is this bad?
>>33252133I fuck with that. You also wouldn’t be my boyfriend though
>>33252136That’s cool. But yet another person who wouldn’t be my boyfriend.
What is male slutwear anyway
>>33252138A common but still effective type of slutwear. The question is, do you have the tits and legs to pull the look off?
>>33252144Thong and crop top
>>33252139I'm chill with all of those desu. Just have good hygiene and don't yell at me. Also I like cooking tbdesu.
>>33252139Thank you for your sacrifice.
>>33252139>Rarely hornyWe can fix that
>>33252142>I fuck with that. You also wouldn’t be my boyfriend thoughSo close yet so far....
Why am I out of the running though
>>33252112>not too coolSo it's a bit cool.
Anyway he will be fine because I will support him forever. Do not fret, anon. I'm aware I'm being somewhat evil.
>>33252130He returns in the fall to study so I can spoil him with food and clothes and attention again, if all goes well. His parents wanted him to work for a bit as they have high expectations of him. But the're also abusive and he knows this.
Ultimately it's his decision but I can't help but hope he chooses the life we talked about together.
>>33252126most of the male boomers I know devour your various airport bookstore slop, Crichton, King, Clancy. Younger guys I know who read are mostly going for wish fulfillment stuff like those self published harem story serials or sci-fi stories with overpowered protagonists.
I want to go to an airport so badly
>>33252151The character in that picture is literally a guy.
>>33252155Like, just the airport? Not even on a plane?
>>33252155Why? You just like the vibe there?
>>33252145>>33252143Oh fuck, my dyslexia wtf. I read "really"
>>33252144After several years of working out I finally am confident enough to wear tank tops and short shorts in public, and now apparently I'm a manslut.
>>33252139What do you think having a boyfriend would do for you?
State gender:
I'm an aspiring writer but realized that there's literally no money in what I normally write.
Should I give in and write furry erotica to rake in the cash?
>>33252155Why? They suck.
>>33252093They're not damaging, but they're also pretty useless.
>>33252156WITH ENOUGH POWER YOU CAN REVIVE EVEN A DYING STAR!!!
>>33252146Idk I suppose.
>>33252151> Why am I out of the running thoughI just had to even the playing field yk?
>>33252158I can do that too
>>33252159Yes and I like rolling a suitcase through it
>>33252164They're awesome
Men, where are you?
Women, where were you when you were needed?
>>33252163M
Write erotica, rake in cash, use that money to fund your passion project that you can write on the side?
I was watching a porn where the guy was dominating the girl and he made her say "I'm worthless without your cock" while he was fucking her.
Girls, would you be willing to say that?
>>33252171Why do you these cross-posts? Like, do you actually think that these are funny?
>>33252170get a job at an airport lil bro
>>33252113Probably not. Who knows what they read on Reddit, probably Wuthering Heights and Jane Beauvoir or whatever her name is. Does "being a submissive little bitch to the matriarchy" count as a political ideology?
>>33252168>I just had to even the playing field yk?...We are so back I think?
Can I ask questions about tranny women?
>>33252176No then they will lose their charm for me
>>33252163M
Getting a good customer base for erotica is a bit of a slog but if you can build up enough of a readerbase to switch from commissions to patreon it can be worth it, but only do it if you actually like the erotica element, I've tried my hand at several niche fetishes (furry was one lol) to make money and while I can do it I don't really enjoy it, so now I mostly just stick to erotica that I actually like, so here's hoping your fetish has a wealthy base of perverts. Also if your audience is mostly women write with a female penname.
>>33252170I used to love rolling suitcases through the carpeted airport halls when I traveled with my parents. And I like watching people waiting for their flights and sitting at bars. It's a comfy but also disconnected feeling. https://youtu.be/vNwYtllyt3Q
i just want to sleep inhaling his scent
>>33252171Hiding in my avoidance bubble from being deeply wounded by women.
>>33252093Only a few have serious side effects (venlafaxine/Effexor = permanent brain zaps and bad withdrawal, mirtazapine/Remeron = 40 lbs weight gain, etc).
The rest are fairly safe as far as drugs go.
But in my experience they are useless, I hope you have insurance so the insurance pays for 6,000 doses of useless sugar pills.
If you are a girl then who knows, maybe they work better for girls.
>>33252186Sorry but I smell like burn beans.
>>33252184I've been mainly thinking of doing Male Human x Female Furry since that seems like a mostly untapped market in written erotica. The problem is I'm afraid of being discovered and my serious work being threatened.
Think it's a good idea?
>>33252185>>33252170https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_International_Airport_carpet
The carpets in question btw. Good times.
>>33252139That's just your average woman. It's not 1875.
>>33252190>permanent brain zapsThese are only a part of withdrawal, and aren't permanent in most cases.
Men if you had no limitations what would you do?
Women if you have no limitations what would you do?
>>33252186Why you like him?
>>33252198the reason I singled out effexor is that it's more likely to cause the long-term kind (and other side effects, other anons here have had even worse problems with it). Safer to stick to other drugs where they will almost always go away.
>>33252202Genocide everyone who supported covid lockdowns.
>>33252202>Women if you have no limitations what would you do?Get a husband get a house do whatever I want in it
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>>33252201No, I just think they can be cute. Emphasis on can
>>33252171I saw this piece of shit article earlier and knew that it would end up in one of these threads, here's a bit of a rundown.
>woman with a string of failed relationships is mad that men aren't lining up to by drinks for 50 year old women at trendy nightclubs>she's tried to get men out of her league interested in hanging out with her but they aren't interestedShe does discuss the younger generations a little, but overall the harsh reality is that at her age there are almost no single men in her age bracket, men die off, get married, or they don't have the sex drive to play games trying to get older pussy, and this is before addressing the other harsh reality that if a wealthy and sophisticated 50 year old shows up in a New York jazz bar on a Friday he's going home with a 35 year old.
>>33252202No limitations on what? I don't really have much more I want to see on this planet, so I'd enjoy isekai-ing myself and other misfit dudes to somewhere where we can do something that matters, or die trying.
You know, a walk-on part in a war, a lead role in a cage...
>>33252202Start a homestead and get starlink I guess. Get the flagship model tesla. Fuck around and go camping.
>>33252202M
I'd relax at home.
>>33252202This is already me without limitations.
Femanons, I literally cannot stop spending money on worn panties on depop. I'm addicted.
>>33252139You're prolly underselling your looks
Lots of guys out there who are happy to cook and don't have as high sex drive
>>33252202Be a duck, rape duck.
>>33252171>where are youChilling at home rn playing vidya
>>33252217Get help bro
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This is as strong as a girl can be without it being offputting
>>33252171Sitting in my comfy chair at four in the morning browsing atoga. I should go to sleep.
Girls do you think he could make you like a cum toilet for like a week?
>>33252226yes and only him
anyone want to not hang out
State gender and age.
How often do you make food/meals from scratch? Not necessarily talking about going as far as things like making cheese or noodles or whatever, but I'm also not talking about box meals like hamburger helper.
>>33252231Why you hate me?
Women, is it okay that I look like this
>>33252233Male, 28
Literally and I do mean literally never.
>>33252233M28
I batch cook. 2 days a week I eat those fake meat vegetable burgers.
>>33252233F 24
I only eat snacks and sandwiches
>>33252235>this was enough to look hot back in the day
>>332522334-5 days out of the week
What would you do if it was in your room?
>>33252238Based. And extremely high gf potential.
>>33252171If i knew women wanted me they'd have me
>>33252238That feels insane.
>>33252233Male, 36
Once a week I cook as much food as possible in bulk and then I see how long that lasts me without food poisoning.
>>33252240>>33252233Sorry forgot to say age
M26 4-5 days out of the week
>>33252242Why?
>>33252244It's not bad, I avoid processed foods so I just eat the ingredients instead of cooking
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>>33252241Do this and then probably waste that fella
>>33252233M 26
4 days a week
>>33252241Would poke, grind, and mash their prostate like I was trying to escape a grab in melee
>>33252233F19
Pretty much every single day unless I’m out of the house all day and night
>>33252247I mean, I get it...
Do you at least make a hot meal or two on the weekends?
>>33252239I'm hoping its still enough to be hot in the modern day
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>>33252241Breaking and entering is a crime
can a man shower with his girl without getting hard
>>33252247>Why?Because it's cute
She got bored of me. It's over.
>>33252253Yeah It the clown.
>>33252233F 28
I make every meal from scratch. I eat out maybe once a month, if that. But my breakfasts usually consist of leftovers.
>>33252260Time to let your DID take over and unleash another personality
>>33252257Yeah if he's quite drunk or really really stressed i.e. just lost hundreds of thousands of dollars/family member committed suicide
What kind of outfits should I wear for a bachelorette party in NYC? Ideally dresses, classy, comfortable. Think more brunch and cabaret vibes, not clubs and bars.
Also need shoe recs.
I love it when a man dresses like a woman
>>33252267Just wear whatever
Dress codes don't really matter anymore
If your friend invites you out to go somewhere but you really don't like the events or location, do you go anyways or just tell them no thanks? And by friend I mean someone close that you respect, not just some random friend.
>>33252139>I complain a lotStop
>Don't look niceTry harder
>Bad at cookingLearn
>Rarely hornyWork on that while dating
He's going to have to try to seduce you.
>>33252270Like prince and david bowie?
>>33252233f, 20, i make freezer food like twice a week, otherwise it's all normal cooking
>>33252262>>33252252>there are wife material femanons hereI never would have guessed.
>>33252254Sometimes but most hot meals I eat are at restaurants
>>33252259why?
>>33252271I'd tell them I wasn't interested in the event.
>>33252202>Men if you had no limitations what would you do?Have a wife with lots of kids and a giant ranch
>>33252233Male, 31
Usually 4-5 nights per week
>>33252275I ain’t cooking for you bitch. I’m just not gonna get fat eating fast food every day like a lazy hoe
When a girl has a relationship can she express her sexuality on her own?
>>33252282animay girl mouths be like :S
>>33252285Cant women do them too? :θ
>>33252282Yeah, in my experience they usually do
>>33252286actually wait, more like :}
>>33252193>my serious work being threatenedSo creatives are kind of expected to be a little perverted and so long as your tastes aren't into anything too taboo most people will be willing to laugh it off if it came to that. I got linked at one point and it didn't really matter to either sets of fans, although the fanbase of my "serious" work is not really huge to begin with lol, it got to my irl family at one point but that was mostly just a brief embarrassment and they all told me to keep going with it since it was making good money on the side of my day job.
As far as furry stuff there seems to be a huge number of people looking to commission and subscribe over there, it's not really my thing but I've done a couple to test the waters.
Femanons what are some things i can make or buy for a picnic first date?
So far I'm thinking of some lemonade made from scratch, and some focaccia made from scratch, but maybe I can get some preserves and cheeses for a baguette or for the focaccia.
This would be for a first date.
>>33252280That wasn't necessarily what I was implying. It's not that cooking makes you wife material because you can cook for me, it's that cooking your own meals means you're a functioning adult and not a lazy shit who gets takeout or frozen dinners every day of the week.
Although, that kind of hostility to the idea of cooking for your future spouse isn't great. Again, not saying a wife has to cook for her husband every night, but a husband and wife should be willing and in fact desiring to do things for each other.
>>33252282Depends on the girl
>>33252295Maybe she doesn't want to get married
Men, if you found your wife less or un- attractive during pregnancy, would you tell her that if asked?
>>33252282>she’s a virgin and he’s not >she’s always portrayed as some domiantrix Why
Also am I an incel for dropping the anime for that reason
>>33252257Depends on how often you do it together, my wife demanded a joint shower daily for years and I hardly ever got hard after the first month and probably wouldn't if I resumed the practice.
>>33252300Kinda impossible because I find pregnant women hot
>>33252300If she asked for honesty I wouldn't lie to her, but I wouldn't be mean about it either.
However, I think pregnancy makes a woman more desirable, so this wouldn't even be a problem.
>>33252300I am not telling my wife she's ugly while she's carrying our baby, come on
>>33252300Absolutely not, she's got other things she needs to be worrying about than my boner and this is one of those prime "okay to lie to your wife" situations.
>>33252293small pickles/cornichons, olives, cheeses like mozzarella pearls marinated in herbed oil which you could also dip the bread in
and fruit
>>33252300I'm pretty sure I'm going to be more attracted to her during pregnancy...
Men why aren’t you Jareth from labyrinth?
>>33252309>and fruitGayyyyyyy.
>>33252300oh nooo dark nipples that leak milk noooo its soo unattractive
>>33252313Why don't you remind me of the babe?
>>33252317fell out of my chair and almost hit my head on my wood desk because i was distracted by this post fuck you
>>33252313I'm more of a Dark Crystal kinda guy
>>33252309Yeah that sounds good.
I'm also thinking of some parmagiano reggiano with some aged vinegar for for dipping
>>33252322i still need to watch the recent prequel one
pregnancy is bloating and smelling bad and breaking out in cysts do men understand that
>>33252137One is an sjw, two are really religious, and two are basically players with a nerd streak.
>>33252325but the baby is there, and she's my wife, that's important
What if you were alone at home and a hot person of the opositive gender was ringing your door, are you presentable to answer the door on most days or not.
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There’s all this talk of sex before marriage, sex after marrying. But honestly I doesn’t it make most sense to have sex while married?
>>33252324It's so good, but it'll make you mad that they canceled it.
>>33252325If you want some brutal honesty here we go
>bloatingyou don't move around much anyways
>smelling badI'm sorry were you under the impression you smelled good before? The worst pregnancy stink is 100% worth a year of no period stink
>cystsI don't think my wife got those any of the times
>>33252223I thought this was an action figure at first lol
>>33252232Sure
>>33252224Comfy and same
>>33252233M26, not enuff
>>33252171It's cute that the sexes are starting to regret nuking all the bridges between us, but I think it's too late to rebuild before AI takes over.
>>33252186What do you think Moistcritikal smells like?
>>33252337No. Also my doorbell is broken.
>>33252337If it's an unknown hot woman at night I'm answering with a gun tucked into my waistband, so I doubt she'd really be taking in the rest of my attire, a super hot woman late at night like that would unironically set off more alarms than a black guy in a ski mask, like there's a one in a million chance that Tyrone's face is just cold and he needs to use the phone, there's a zero percent chance a hot girl is showing up at my door at this time of night for anything good.
>>33252337This happened once when a hot delivery girl rang the door, I was just in my dressing gown like a slob ffs
>>33252337I'm always fully dressed even when I don't go out.
>>33252337Yeah, I am. Instead of playing video games and imagining the beautiful dream of my life being important and useful, being a hero to people in a beautiful foreign world... I am working out and looking good so I can impress random people I don't like in this monstrosity of a post-ironic nullscape. So yeah, I look good now, for no reason.
>>33252339yeah i heard about that, unfortunate.
>>33252301>bro she's an assasin killer how did you misstranslate that as dominatrixGo directly to Therapist. Do not pass go or collect $200.
>>33252300Bigger boobs + pregnancy glow? Not happening.
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Male anons would you be upset if your girlfriend proposed to you when you both want to marry?
>>33252341why are you here if you have a wife
>>33252257I'll get hard for the first 5 or so minutes, then stay at around 30-40% until we start soaping each other up.
Guys how comfortable are you with PDA? My ex didn't even like holding my hand
>>33252338My grandma was unhappy in her marriage to my grandpa because my grandpa sucked at sex. She regretted not finding out until after they were already married.
>but Anon if she had found out in time then you might not existOh no... anyway.
>>33252363No.
But I don't think that would happen.
When dating a woman how do you ask about her past sex experience
I’m a virgin I’d like to date another one but I don’t know how I’d find out, plus women lie
>>33252362Pregnancy breasts don’t last forever, they shrink back down after breastfeeding
>>33252363I wouldn't be upset. I'd probably want to do the proposing, but hey if she wants to surprise me with it, sure.
>>33252369Idgaf.
I hate when other people do it. And I'm very self-conscious.
But I think we'd be THAT couple and make out whenever we want, don't care where we are.
>>33252363Yes, I want to be the one who does that, it's not asking much, unless it's gone on too long like 6 years of dating.
>>33252369Anything less than making out I'm okay with
>>33252363Why would I be? That's cute af
>>33252363I would cut myself to wake up from this dream.
>>33252372You can just assume she's banged at least 2 or 3 guys, modern women are not virgins unless you're dating an Asian girl who focused on her engineering degree.
If she has tattoos and acts like a hoe, then you can assume it's more than 2 or 3 guys.
If she tells you about partying and clubs and hoeing around you can guess it's a LOT more than 2 or 3.
Basically it's just a guessing game, you should NOT ask her directly unless you want to be ghosted immediately.
Dating another virgin is a matter of total luck unless you are part of a Mennonite church or something.
>>33252376Why do women let their breasts shrink? If I had a woman then I'd tell her that she's not allowed to shrink her breasts.
>>33252369Tbh I was a bit awkward with it at first but then I stopped being self-conscious
>>33252376The question specified "during pregnancy."
>>33252384>unless you're dating an Asian girl who focused on her engineering degree.All the asian stem majors I knew already had sex at 18
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>>33252387Abusive husband
does biking make your butt bigger?
>>33252369A soulmate couple radiates good vibes. If we're soulmates then the "PDA"s are unintentional, it's just how we interact automatically. Making out in front of friends I'm a little against. Making out infront of strangers I'm fine with.
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>>33252392I’m a 20yo white STEM girl whose never had sex or a boy
>>33252384The thing is this bothers me a lot and I don’t think I’d get respected if my body count was lower than hers
>>33252398Oh now you’re white? Go back to talking about mutilating male genitals
>>33252393>>33252398Nta, Get new pics, you are too annoying.
>>33252337M
I'm almost always in various level of undress
But I'd at least answer the door with a shirt and boxers
>>33252392I don't know, even in my generation that wasn't normal. And for asexual, antisocial zoomers, even less normal.
>>33252400There's no easy solution in the modern world.
You can bang some girls until you have a high bodycount too, but that probably won't make you feel any better about this situation. Some things, there are no answers to, you just have to try to eat the shit sandwich.
>>33252394Depends
If you have the right diet it may. But it will take years and any fat loss can outweigh any muscle growth. Also it’s hard for women to grow muscles unless we’re on steroids. It can take years for the butt to get noticeably bigger from consistent high intensity squats
>>33252394No but it does make your calves hot af
>>33252398https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3hy2R65c1Y
>>33252394Glutes do basically nothing while biking, no.
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>>33252402But jews are white?
>>33252403I’ve only used these two once before..
Here is a new pic just for you anonie
Why are moids like this?
3 years of marriage and my sister's husband hasn't fucked her yet. They did bave sex before
>>33252406I keep imagining this delusion of my first time being special but I’m too old for that
How do I get over that and just do it?
>>33252415You really think it's his choice?
But giving your sister the benefit of the doubt maybe he just has low libido
Or maybe shes lying to you for one reason or another kek
M
I always leave the bathroom door unlocked in case I slip and fall in the shower or something
How does one know if they have a naturally high or low libido?
Women, can you please gaslight me and isolate me from my family and friends?
>>33252369I'm 100% comfortable with it
>>33252423You don’t know what gaslighting is you’re thinking of something else
>>33252422Eeehh libido is relative. I think people now are oversexual and porn addicted so what would've been considered normal years ago is considered low now.
does dick from hot guy cure depression
>>33252415>I don't sleep with married women
>>33252369M
I don't know
Never felt affection for someone
Noone has ever felt affection for me
>>33252428If you're a slut yeah
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>>33252428I really hope it does
>>33252369I've never experienced it before 2bh
>>33252173Given the kind of degenerate I am, I'd probably start saying shit like that unprompted.
I feel like when guys get gfs for the first time their iq gets lowered by like 15 points
My friends act so retarded now
>>33252428it's dick from guy who cares about you I think
I hope I can be a good boyfriend.
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I hope I can be a good girlfriend
Is hatred mentally taxing or is it empowering?
do men find it attractive or unattractive if a lot of the time i kind of hide inside my own hair? i let it mostly cover my face unless i'm directly talking to someone. i'm not really sure if this is one of those weird things guys would find hot or if it's not and it is just weird and offputting
i am not very pretty
>>33252445Hahaha, you are a bad person, you cannot possibly one.
Why did men collectively everywhere take away women's rights for thousands of years? Were they all just big stupid meanie heads?
>>33252394No it gives you T-Rex quads
>>33252423No. Because I don't have any either.
>>33252447Like the ring girl
It's kinda cute
>>33252447Attraction is subjective.
The rest of your post doesn't matter. Someone will find you attractive.
>>33252450For most of humanity, no one had any rights. You simply fought for whatever. Most men didn't even have rights. Universal male suffrage hasn't existed for very long. Women don't seem to care about that.
>>33252450Yes. For no reason other than being niggeřs
>>33252450Women never had rights to take away in the first place
They're naturally submissive therefore easily subjugated before we were even human beings
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>>33252448I’m a bad person? Really? :(
>>33252455okay, thank you, that's nice and optimistic, but i am asking about generally
>>33250566M
she's hot
I don't like tattoos but her shirt is more of a red flag than her tattoo
>>33252447>i am not very prettySo you're kinda sort of a little bit pretty
>>33252415That's mental, I'd be fucking daily if she wanted
>>33252447Not hot. But, if your makeup was done properly and you can do the aloof thing I would think you were ~mysterious~ and maybe cute. Alternatively if you are socially anxious that's kind of a turn off if you can't get over it once realizing I'm safe.
>>33252460Yes, yes. Also stop larping as a girl.
Men, is cooking, sucking and fucking enough to be considered a good girlfriend? Or do I need to do something else too?
>>33252461It does matter, genuinely. Maybe it looks mysterious, maybe it looks pretty. Maybe you have nice hair, maybe it makes you look like you're closed off. I can't know.
>>33252450They were just doing a bit of trolling.....
>>33252467As long as you are not a meanie to me yeah that sounds good
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>>33252466But I am a woman?
>>33252450I knew a girl who did this in high school while she was walking around
Idk how she never bumped into anything kek those luscious thick brown locks....
Anyways at the time I thought she was weird but that's kind of hypocritical in retrospect
>>33252467I have to like you before I want to fuck you.
And yeah, you need other things that would make me like you.
Why do I keep getting videos like this in my youtube algorithm? Why are they so desperate to convince zoomers to stop working and socializing?
>>33252475theyre ai genned
>>33252454i guess so but it's not that long
>>33252472It's about to get worse bc I just got here
>>33252471Your question mark questions your statement.
>>33252467Caring, sharing and bearing.
My braces ruined my smile and I hate myself for it. I am about to have a breakdown over it.
>>33252463my face isn't disfigured. i'm just sort of plain looking.
>>33252475>carefully curated homepage consistung of literally *TWO* channels so I can create a strawman to whine aboutYou're retarded
>>33252485I guess, but you are annoying so you win.
>>33252472Wish it would be femcel hours in redtoga because we could get them to show us their boobies but alas it's just dicks
>>33252478Yes, but who is pushing this? Daily nonstop 20 minute long videos for the past 10 months about why zoomers should quit their jobs and stop dating. Numerous different channels like this.
>>33252479Well yeah most people don't have ankle length hair XD
How long is yours
Also what is your daily routine for it
>>33252493sweatshop thirdies
>>33252487Be happy you can afford them.
I can;t imagine getting a boyfriend I have no idea how the shift from friend to boyfriend happens
>>33252416Ideally you find a special girl.
>>33252488In the land of uggos, the mid girl is queen
>>33252498Are yiu a tranny?
>>33252445Yeah, you will be.
>>33252447Kek, cute. I thought this only happens in cartoons and anime.
>>33252450Women didn't have rights until we gave them to them.
That was just the natural order of things.
We made a mistake actually, and now we are suffering the consequences, mass immigration, low birthrates leading to extinction, soft on crime policies.
how does chad learn his rizzler moves
Goodnight anons and femanons
Maybe I'll dream of you
>>33252450Well, now we are doing the opposite and you can see the problems.
But more seriously, in the past society was less stable, so you had to have a tightly organized system in order to keep everything from falling apart.
The easiest way to stabilize a society is simple, you just say "each man gets a wife, a job, and does the job every day and bangs his wife and works hard providing for the kids, and not doing anything else like weird and dangerous stuff."
Simple. Basically anything else is less stable.
>>33252498Yeah same but girlfriend
I don't even know how to go from acquaintance to just friends desu
Girls would you ride him while he watches hentai?
Men's hatred of whores has nothing to do with purity or virtue.
It's just collective sexual frustration over seeing a woman and being unable to own her/have access to her.
If men cared about purity they wouldn't be giving them money, views or dick. Imagine how many women saved themselves for marriage in the past only to get cucked by the whore anyways
>>33252467Be communicative of your feelings and emotionally intelligent.
>>33252499Is this a serious post or is it a joke about dating a retarded woman
>>33252513No, normal riding would make me unable to watch it myself and I hate reverse riding
It’s all happy and wonderful until they take down all of their old videos just to spite the old fans :)
>>33252514Hmm not sure if you are a bitter man that only sees women as sex objects or a retarded out of touch woman who doesnt understand men. Leaning towards the first option since it's a friday night
I hate everything again. I really am a stone cold incel. My aura is evil, my life is gay, and the world is a freak show. </3
>>33252511Every man can't get a wife, unless we have poly relationships or give 90 year old women to 18 year old men. There is a 105:100 birth ratio of boys and girls, and most immigrants are men. All things considered, the elites have done a fantastic job at pacifying the excess men and keeping things stable.
>>33252520>It was too problematic>It was too misogynistic>We were punching down, not upSomebody oughta “punch” your mouth until you’ve swallowed all your teeth.
>>33252519The TV is on your point of view and he is just watching from a mirror, is that good?
>>33252467Loving the guy.
>>33252467Sucking and fucking is good
Are you nice though? And do you have a life?
>>33252521I just understand men enough to know that they only see women as sex objects
It’s not that I only see the worst in people, it’s that I see the ugly truth about people. Both moids and foids are the most disgusting, vile creatures to ever disgrace this Earth.
>>33252493>who is pushing this?Youtube has admitted they don't even know how their algorithm works anymore, it's goal is just to maximize engagement, it has a list of rules by now so long a human couldn't read it in a lifetime
>>33252530>Are you nice though? I think so
>And do you have a life?No
>>33252531>>33252521I just understand you enough to know that you’re a hypocritical cuntbag.
would guys enjoy brushing their gf's hair?
>>33252531Women only see men as moneybags so what are you complaining about?
>>33252534It would be nice if you had some aspirations, but I don't mind supporting you and helping you grow
Eat shit and die you cheating methhead
>>33252498When he asks you on a date and you say yes
then you go on a couple dates and you're not dating anyone else, and you talk and say "yeah, we're exclusive", or "Yeah, we're official"
>>33252526That would be nice
>>33252508as a kid. Surely you watched other people growing up, saw some guys chatting up 3 girls while they stare at him like he's the most important person in the world
>>33252534What do you look like?
>>33252523Ratio is like that because nature smartly compensates for the boys who die in diseases or accidents before getting to 20. It was fine before.
Ngl I just don't like women very much
Never met any girl who seem like time with her was better than my hand
>>33252536Yup, and giving her a bath
>>33252518Kek. Well, hopefully you can find a special girl that's not retarded.
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU CHEATING METHHEAD
>>33252487Are you sure?
Braces are cute tho :3
>>33252514>>33252521Most guys want a good wife, and they also like jacking off to some girl taking her shirt off. It's not like those things are mutually exclusive.
You guys need more help than me. =[
>>33252498I used to feel like this but if you have good chemistry with someone it's pretty natural desu, eventually someone just brings it up/pops the question and you're bf/gf
Women, why do you think it is that young women are getting more degrees and making more money than young men?
>>33252562I am sure it did. I should not have had any teeth pulled. It looks awful now.
>>33252553I think I’m too old for that, I tried a few times but I have no idea how and I got rejected by a /soc/ girl before I even showed my face
I have no idea where to meet single women I’m starting to think I’m just never going to have sex or a relationship and I feel like I’m going to cry I’m getting so bitter and lonely
>>33252565Some of us are beyond help, kek.
I think I make my therapist sad, she's struggling to figure out what to say.
>>33252509Goodnight anon, sweet dreams
>>33252536Yes I used to brush and straighten my ex's long blonde hair most times I saw her ;_;
>>33252570I'm sure you still have a nice smile anon... and your health is most important
>>33252571Yeah, I feel you. You can try dating apps, but I did that and I couldn't really relate to the girls. I met a girl who was different, who I could relate to, but she turned me down. It's just hard out there these days, especially for guys like us.
Can't remember the last time I talked to an irl woman 2bh
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>>33252555Why can’t I have a boyfriend that treats me like this?
I’d be begging to be a SAHM if I had a husband like that
>>33252577Dumbass ortho didn't explain everything to me, didn't mention any of the possible adverse effects. And I understood something completely different to what she meant.
Anons I'm experiencing a high level of intrusive thoughts such as
>killing and torturing animals
>harming a loved one
>running over pedestrians on the road
I have these thoughts literally everyday and they are a constant stream. My brother died two years ago and I'm having a sneaking suspicion that I have developed some sort of PTSD from it.
>>33252581Are you pretty?
>>33252581that's not that hard. I mean we're considered undateable and insane, and probably half the guys here would treat you like that. Just that I'm about half that dude's height, kek. You'll find your guy.
>>33252494brushing my shoulders. most days i do nothing but when i do it i wash/brush/putstuffinit/scrunch/dry/scrunch. it's curly so it has to like, set.
What kind of profile pic is this?
It's the black girl btw
>>33252579I don’t think women want the same thing a lot of guys do
How many stories of guys who like a girl because they can relate wirh each other just for her to date some guy who’s polar opposite of him
And when you’re like me you also don’t succeed in your career or in life it’s fucking brutal I don’t know why my parents think I’m salvageable
>>33252594Looking for a third?
>>33252583Try a therapist. They don't have magic powers, but it might make you feel better to have someone you can talk to IRL about these things, instead of just fuming with it inside, silently. They can also help with PTSD, they're better with PTSD than with most problems since girls with PTSD are like, half their patients.
>>33252514That blonde slag deserves diseases ^_^
>>33252599Wtf, who, rule breaka?
>>33252594>Hotter than her white friendRare and based pic. Would swipe right even if the profile says crazy shit.
>>33252581You are low energy.
>>33252594Maybe I'm not ugly
>>33252596Nothing else indicates that
>>33252586I dunno I have body dysmorphia
>>33252595Yeah, it's life. Gotta try to succeed as best we can.
It was definitely easier back in the day to stay motivated in the struggle, all my old male relatives got the girl and THEN achieved all that career shit, with the nuclear-powered motivation of a perfect gf/fiance to support them. Now you work like crazy to be some kind of surgeon or famous scientist, and then after that you hope to get a girl 1/10th that great. Whoever is good at that, hats off to them. For the rest of us it's just gonna be a slog to try to keep this up and not an hero. But I guess each generation has its challenges. For them it was war and oppression. For us it's the meaninglessness of the modern world.
>>33252594Why do so many girls do this eyeliner where it points straight up it looks. not good
>>33252594I seen worse, women are a mess, I not chud or hate them, it's actually sad.
I wish I didn't have to use apps
None of these profiles seem interesting
>>33252498I can't imagine a guy liking me haha.
Men is that really what most girls on apps look like
>>33252611I genuinely think what I am goes against female attraction
Even if I managed to find someone with equal experience to me, she’d either not want to date me because she’d know how valuable that is in a woman, or if she’d date me she’d be upset about my inexperience
These antibiotics are killing me
Ten in a row with the fucking septum piercing
Fucking gross
>>33252620the girl on the left, yeah. The black girl on the right is way way above average, I like her face a lot.
>>33252623Maybe you’ve contracted antibiotic resistant strain of mega AIDS
>>33252621You and me both. "Be yourself" sounds good when you weren't born literally the opposite of what women want. We just try anyway. And try to work hard to be impressive enough that a women can look past the inexperience.
Men
What if you started dating a girl, and then you met her sister who was prettier, more talented, and funnier?
>>33252620I tried Tinder and it was full of good looking women. The majority I would've rated as cute, 6.5/10 or over. A LOT less women looking for a long term relationship than I was expecting though, that was disappointing.
>>33252594>It's the black girl btwDid you swipe right on her
>>33252629It's fine. I would be a bit upset if her sisters boobs were bigger though.
>>33252626This one I can honestly believe lol
>>33252624At least when I tried tinder tho most girls seemed quite normal and pretty. There is definitely a skew towards party/travel thots and the like though, and a lot of single moms...
>>33252633Hell no
Not going for a girl with a face piercing like that anyways
Did swipe right on a black girl though
>>33252629Well for all I know that sister thinks I'm the scum of the earth, so let's not get ahead of ourselves.
And it's kinda rude to cuck a girl with her sister.
>>33252635They are
>>33252632So what
>>33252638Wouldn't you be embarrassed to be with the ugly faildaughter
>>33252626about what? there's a lot of fat white girls where you look at them and you're like "yeah, i can see why she's on here looking for man #47", but you can also see that they could have been amazingly pretty and desirable if they had made completely different life choices
>>33252629I wouldn't care because I'd be dating and bonding with the girl I was dating, not her thot sister
My ex had a twin sister who was a bit more conventionally good looking but her personality annoyed me, definitely would not have dated lol
>>33252639>Wouldn't you be embarrassed to be with the ugly faildaughternah if I have a girl I love, nothing is embarrassing about that, screw every other girl
that's easy as hell for us to say since most girls don't exactly slobber over us, lol. Their opinion is worth as much as a fly landing on my ass
>>33252639>Wouldn't you be embarrassed to be withNta but I don't think most guys care about what other people think about who they're dating
Ngl this seems to be mote of a womanbrained thing
>>33251379Tbh nothing really, most girls I dated in the past made the first moves
I did try tinder briefly years ago I suppose that counts
Not looking to date atm anyway
>>33252628I don’t want to circlejerk in sadness I just want to be loved
>>33252639Women being insecure makes me genuinely angry
“Oh no but she’s less successful than her sister” as if any man cares I bet you think we like sexually experienced women too because that’s what you like in a man
>>33252648How does this even happen
How do you make women see you as a man
>>33252641>>33252644>>33252645I'm more thinking about how, clearly her genetics were capable of good, but she didn't benefit at all
Of all the drugs to get addicted to, meth? Fucking really?
>>33252652That's a positive thing, though! It shows the kids might get cool genes.
I want some guy to come brush and braid my hair :(
>>33252649>I don’t want to circlejerk in sadness I just want to be lovedCome on now. I left this place for like, 3 years and now I'm posting the same stuff with you again, kek. We are clearly better at this than we are with girls.
>>33252659Hey, we would if we weren't so far away.
>>33252599I'LL BE THE LAST DISEASE ON EARTH
PERISH
>>33252649Is this shy girl hater anon lol?
>How does what happen? Well I used to meet/interact with a lot more people and made an effort to be friendly and whatnot
Not generalising women and assuming what they want would probably help also
having a boyfriend sucks because you can't walk around the house naked anymore without getting jumped
Is it gay if a feminine bisexual man and a masculine personality feminine looking bisexual woman date?
Women
You've been dating a guy and finally go to his place
As soon as you walk in his house you see that the walls and ceilings of the hallways, and from what you can see, all of the rooms, are covered in monitors. Every square inch is covered in monitors and they're all playing pornography. There are at least 100 different pornos playing at the same time in the hallway alone. He says, "Welcome to my gooncave m'lady"
How do you react?
>>33252667I thought that was the appeal?
>>33252667Do women commonly walk around the house naked?
>>33252667Kill yourself faggot
>>33252672air drying hair is easier when there aren't any clothes soaking up the water dripping from it
>>33252673Why? We all live like that here in atoga
When you hate all of your old fans and strive to erase and rewrite every last aspect of the past but Daddy YouTube is paying you a large sum of money to let him lube up your asshole and publicly buttfuck you in front of an audience of people for a weekend
>>33252659I don't know how to braid but I could give you a scalp massage?
>>33252660My last chance might genuinely be getting successful and being “loved” for my status fuck my life
>>33252665Yes that’s me
You say don’t generalize, well it’s probably not all, it’s certainly most
Pretty much no female friend I had viewed me as a viable partner, and seeing what women are attracted to typically, why would they?
>>33252668It’s not gay since it’s a straight relationship but it sounds hot honestly
>>33252520Or maybe they're just moving in a different direction and don't feel like those old videos are a good fit on the channel anymore?
Artists/content creators don't owe you anything or are obligated to keep up old works lol. Anyway if they're popular enough someone will probably reupload
>>33252678are we talking about idubbbz or egoraptor
>>33252682>that’s meWhat's up bro, good to see you're still about
>You say don’t generalize, well it’s probably not all, it’s certainly mostAnd what is your source for that information lol
>no female friend I had viewed me as a viable partnerHow do you know this for sure? But obviously there is platonic selection bias in people who are your established friends
>seeing what women are attracted to typically, why would theyIk we all get doomer sometimes but this fatalistic mentality is probably holding you back somewhat
state gender
What are/were the three most interesting people you have ever met like? What made them interesting? Were they male or female?
Telling modern young men they need to work a 9 to 5 for pennies and pick up a side hustle and go to the gym all for an obese libtard whore who spends money all day is a sick cruel joke.
OMG GET SOME NEW MATEIRALS JESUS CHRIST YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK SO MUCH YOU SUCK NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>33252690It's obviously not sustainable. Society will change dramatically. I don't think women are ready for what's coming.
>>33252690>left side is a child
>>33252695>and right side is a prostitutelike i'm pretty sure prostitutes have been around for at least 20,000 years
>>33252695Sorry I need to make sure I only marry 30 yr old single mothers
>>33252687Yeah, I must’ve stopped caring about it for a while but still haven’t dated
>platonic selection bias Maybe, I don’t know if you date friends or make friends in hopes to date or find someone and ask them to date
I technically went on a ”date” (discord dms from a dating thread on /soc/) and got rejected
>what is your source of this information Well I don’t really see women dating someone similar to me
I “hate” shy women because it’s one of the many things about me that if I were a woman would be a positive
>>33252695You know we love that 16 year old pussy!
>>33252690what do you expect a woman reading this to think? "omg he's so right. me working my silly little job and playing on my computer is EXACTLY like famous porn stars and i should be honored to suck off guys who spent their teen years obsessing over the exact same porn stars they claim as a reason to hate me"
do you think modern men are any better in quality??
>>33252701as an 40yo bald fat indian incel i deserve a 10/10 virgin white gf who will be barefoot in the kitchen pregnant with my children
>>33252701It is a pretty funny pic putting Belle Delphine on the right.
I mean the text is true but I don't see what that 90 pound crazy porn star has to do with the average modern American woman.
>>33252706>I mean the text is true but I don't see what that 90 pound crazy porn star has to do with the average modern American woman.Yeah because the average american woman is an obese 4/10 landwhale who won't put out unless you're a 6ft tall gigachad who's rich
>>33252693Melty melty hahahaha
>>33252709MELTY MELTY MELTY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH YOURE SO FUCKING BORING JUST DIE
>>33252693hello JH you disgusting whore
>>33252711JH JH JH JH SHUT UP STOP CALLING EVERYOEN JH
men are so big. even the guys my height are wide and heavy. uff. i wish sports had ultra HD cameras and had more slow methodical movements with a lot of muscle strain. like tug of war is perfect, i wish there was a sports event where a bunch of guys play tug of war for a prize and the cameras could zoom way far in on them. and they tell me a big emotional story about how they got to the match and why they care. maybe it should be a tv show.
the thread sucks but that's what's on my mind in a good way atm. would you guys watch that too
>>33252715SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>33252716Why should I JH?
>>33252714nfl football can be similar to that at times.
>>33252714Nah, sounds a bit boring, but it’s true that men are huge animals, very arousing.
>>33252718i dont like the uniforms at alll
>>33252719only if they're big and BLACK
BLACK BLACK BLACK
>>33252710No I don’t think I will >:3
>>33252693STOP SMOKING METH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
>>33252719it wouldn't be that interesting. just hot to watch. i just like masturbating my emotions at the same time, so i can get invested in my favorite guys
>>33252723WHY WOULD I SMOKE METH I DONT DO DRUGS DO NOT REPLY TO ME
>>33252722>>33252717DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>33252714Oh I should say, I watch sumo sometimes. I think mid-July is the next basho.
Oshi-zumo is pushing and thrusting and is over pretty quickly, but yotsu-zumo (on the mawashi) can result in a match going for many minutes as a stalemate.
>>33252726Why are you so angry tonight JH? No sex? No dick?
>>33252728I AM NOT JH YOU DUMB BITCH
>>33252730That's exactly what JH would say. Hello JH.
>>33252726What is your ethnicity, out of curiosity?
>>33252629>prettierthat's difficult to happen because of how the male brain works
>>33252732I'm not JH, but I've calmed down. I still hate you all
>>33252733Eat dick.
>>33252735>>33252629let me elaborate
my ex had a friend who was 20 times hotter than her
but I didn't notice it until years after we broke up
look at a pic when we were at the beach and I'm like "wtf..."
>>33252693Get off your high horse you self righteous normalfag cunt
>>33252581I'm like that but it comes with infinite libido
>>33252742She has a black ex you sperg.
>>33252739Idc
>>33252742Are you retarded you replied to two different people.
>>33252514>Men's hatred of whores has nothing to do with purity or virtue.wrong lol
A girl offered me a kiss for a cigarette, would you take it?
>>33252498he starts to brush your hair and cuddle you while having more intimate conversations
Females, have any of you actually tried selling your used underwear or socks online? Were you successful?
>>33252467making love is enough, cooking is basically at attempt level, meaning you can fail and it will still count
>>33252745Yeah but she only has casual sex with white guys under 18
>>33252450>take away women's rightsnobody has any rights
they don't exist
>>33252753no
>>33252748>should I kiss a whore? no
>>33252363>upset????????????
>>33252300>if you found your wife less or un- attractive during pregnancythat's literally impossible lol
you need severe hormonal deficiency (testosterone) for that to happen
SEVERE
>>33252758That’s how I felt, yeah. I’m lonely but I want those gestures to have significance.
>>33252748nah don't wanna get herpes
how about dick suck with condom on
>>33250792>The majority tend to be a little relieved, because it means they're not going to find themselves in a position where you're expecting sex in exchange for dinner.Ok I'll ask my date tomorrow night to split the check. If she's actually interested in me, she won't mind, right?
>it doesn't entitle you to shitOk then like I said I will just pay for my half. And I won't be walking her to her car in the dark either I'll just say goodnight and let her walk there on her own.
Women, from 1 to 10, how badly do you wish you were being creampied right now?
Men, you are having sex with a girl for the first time, she tells you you don't need to wear a condom because is a "safe day" and you can fuck her raw, do you take off the condom?
>>33252761what if she's pregnant with a black guy's son not mine
>>33252765I fucked my ex raw every single time. I wonder if I have a bastard running around right now.
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Guys, be honest. Have you ever jerked it to beastiality?
Do you have any jerk off regrets?
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>>332527656, if it was safe
>>33252770When I was a dumb teenager I read the cider house rules and there is one scene where they find bestiality pics and I masturbated to that. It was the first time I ever cane across the concept. Thank god it did not stick.
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Should I visit the /soc/ atoga?
>>332527652, sounds annoying and messing rn.
>>33252770M. No. That shit is just wrong. Furry hentai that happens to match one of my fetishes is my limit.
>>33252770No, but I have a few jerk off regrets.
Guys be honest have you ever jerked it to BLACKED RAW
>>33252777it is slow and dead, you will get bored. Also nice trips. Last post there was 3 hours ago.
>>33252777no, it likely is absolutely dead
>>33252781No but I do jerk it to black girls.
>>33252781I am the anon that masturbated to the bestiality book scene but not even I have sunk so low, no.
>>33252782I kinda want to post my boobs again, it’s been a few months and I’m bored and insecure
>>33252777There's not much going on over there. Last thread died before bump limit, current thread has 8 posts.
>>33252781nah, I don't really like "professional" porn. I'm more of an amateur guy. I have jerked of to cuckold porn where the bull is black tho.
>>33252777what are you looking to find there?
>>33252791A place to post my boobies
If I sneeze and eyeliner comes out of my nose, am I wearing too much eyeliner?
>>33252791>I have jerked of to cuckold porn where the bull is black tho.Then you are based and will easily get a gf
>>33252789Bringing old /b/ back by yourself, I see?
>>33252789Lewds are always welcome, just be sure to ask a question so the jannies don't bonk you for being off-topic.
>>33252765I wouldn't have sex with a woman unless I child impregnate her
>>33252792oh, definitely go there, I'll go with you too if you need moral support.
>>33252797No I mean with nipple
I’m too bored
>>33252800Don't you have something fun to do on Friday night?
>>33252800I know, I mean in the /soc/ thread! The jannies over on that board are pretty strict about following thread rules.
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>>33252802no it’s summer and I live in a college town
>>33252798Could not child
Fucking autocorrect
>>33252806Do you feel like drawing? As a fellow creative I hate forcing myself to make stuff when I'm not feeling it.
To fuck a femboy, or to not fuck a femboy?
>>33252816it's okay to be gay
go celebrate pride month faggot
>>33252804Girl you need some more friends. There's gotta be some things to do in town, at least some places to see. I could give you ideas but you need people to do em with.
>>33252818I’m a woman. Is it still gay?
>>33252797>not grooming btw
>>33252822Anon please keep your weird child fantasies to yourself.
>>33252821you have a very low chance of ever fucking a femboy then, unless you're a "woman" with a cock
I dunno if I want to post my nipples in a dead thread, I’ve never posted them before
>>33252819I went to a college club for the first time a few weeks ago with some other students I’ve never met
That’s kinda it
>>33252823Telling projection
>>33252825do it, not here tho, go to /soc/ and let us know what thread you are going to be posting to.
>>33252816Why are you gay.gif
>>33252825It's your call at the end of the day. Just remember that what you post on the internet is gonna be there forever, for better or for worse.
>>33252811I need to force myself, otherwise I don't do anything.
>>33252810Characters for a post apocalyptic setting. I've been procrastinating on this project. I want to figure out what the fashion is like for some of the factions.
>>33252829But what thread should I post in, the atoga thread is dead
>>33252824But I’m talking to one right now though
>>33252816You'll regret it. It's nothing like a woman
>>33252838Your dad's gay?
>>33252831Well as long as I don’t get a stalker like the last board I was on
They found my fucking dating app profile and posted a part of it on the board
I’ll be more careful now I think. I’m already on imagefap so. But I’ve never posted nudes just lewds
>>33252835no you're talking to a twink who calls himself a femboy because he's a stupid bimbo who can't understand the distinction
>>33252834/sma/?
is currently empty so you can get all the attention you crave for.
>>>/soc/34053740
>>33252840Yeah definitely be careful with what's in the background, if you decide to post anything. And obviously watch out for anything else identifying like tattoos, moles / birthmarks that would be visible to strangers, etc.
>>33252841Maybe I like stupid bimbo men
>>33252837I think that might be a good thing. The lines are getting blurred, I’m confused, and I like it.
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>>33252843But I’m fat as fuck..
I posted myself here a few days ago you guys could see how far I am
>>33252842But youre a guy?
>>33252849then you could use the /boob/ thread, they don't discriminate about size there.. and me neither.
>>>/soc/34055777
Haha, thread exploded.
Men, should I keep being crazy? Or should I seek professional help?
>>33252850Thanks. I thought the thread was dead.
>>33252858how are you crazy?
>>33252860It’ll never die while I’m here, babe
>>33252855Did your mom indoctrinate/brainwash you? were you abused?
>>33252856What do you want to read.
>>33252858how exactly are you "crazy"?
sounds to me that you just are craving attention...
Do women naturally crave attention?
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>>33252857Okay I’ll try it
>>33252858Girl wtf are you even talking about?
>>33252863I figure everyone was in the other thread. Thanks for making me reel.
>>33252864> Did your mom indoctrinate/brainwash you?No, I didn’t even know she was bisexual until a few years after I came out
> were you abused?Also no
>>33252868looking forward to it.
>>33252872You’re welcome lol
>>33252863Anon why does that anon hates you?
>>33252867I crave hatred and destruction
>>33252881Becase I’m just way too hot and sexy
>>33252880Sorry, I meant feel silly.
>>33252862>>33252866>>33252869I'm Sick. Disgusting. Mutating. Metastasis. Not even Human. Half Formed.
>>33252882Nta could you go to the other thread.
>>33252885Yeah ok m, fucking edge lord
>>33252885oh ok, how boring
>>33252885male or female?
if male, consider suicide.
if female, seek therapy.
>>33252883I thought anon was a nerd.
>>33252891Why would I be a nerd?
>>33252893Sorry wrong person.
Wait how do you link between board?
>>33252890its rule breaker, a 300lb polyamorous single mother. not even joking.
>>33252895Does he look brown to you?
>>33252897you post the link to the thread, 4chan auto embeds it.
>>33252898it's ok, I can always bail if I don't like what I see.
>>33252897Three > followed by /the board/ and then the post number. So it'd look like >>>/soc/numbers.
state gender
how do you feel knowing that you will never experience this?
>>33252903Being Japanese? Euphoric.
>>33252900That’s not true
>>33252902THAMK YOU
>>33252428Cum does, unirounironically
>>33252428dick cures everything
>>33252905>That’s not trueworks for me, have you tried it?
you can even link the same link and 4chan recognizes it.
>>33250545 (OP)not need to manually format it.
I am sorry that wrote all those awful things about you. I was angry and feel sad that I called you all those names and stuff.
Should I only wear bikini top and skirts for the rest of summer? It’s too hot.
>>33252911meds
NOW NOW NO WNOW ONEUWOEUNOMEUNWOE
>>33252898I don't think she's a mom. That's Swiss.
I was dumb to believe a stranger online. The void is still there.
>>33252849you are not fat, come on now.
>>33252849>>33252917Yeah, I'm fat, you're not! Hahahahaha
I can't anymore but I still miss the old times.
>>33252914Rule Breaker has a few mulatto babies she gave birth to a litter of them last year
>>33252912You're wearing clothes? In this economy and heat?
Why does it seem like half the population of polyamorous people spontaneously forgot how to operate a shower?
>>33252911It’s okay I still love you
Thanks, I hope I can be forgiven. See ya.
>>33252912Go for it. Especially if femboy.
>>33252923Yeah you’re right. Free the nip
>>33252921>>33252922So she's an anti-natalist mom?
>>33252904this but unironically
imagine wageslaving for 80 hours a week while being paid what americans make in 20.
>>33252927I’m not but heat wave might force me to be sluttier than ever
>>33252931Make sure you don't sit for more than an hour at a time.
>>33252924you can't be the woman in a polycule unless you're over 300lbs and never shower
it's an unwritten commandment
>>33252915Me too. So dumb.
What is this belief. Weird.
>>33252933Maybe... You should probably post so we can make sure it's not too revealing.
>>33252934I’ve been stretching and it does not help ;_;
>>33252945try stretching ya boiii
and by that i mean jorkin your peanitus
if u kno wat i mean wink wink
>>33252561Did Julian get cheated on?
>>33252947Erm what the sigma
How do I get over my crippling fear of saying the wrong thing?
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>>33252953Say everything at once
>>33252674Nightingale up to her old ways
>>33252942Consider yourself tempted.
>>33252953walk up to her, stare directly at her breasts, say, "show babs and vagene pls"
>>33252954Stupi
>>33252957I need them for kicking
>>33252958You can’t say that to me, I’m in a mood.
i miss someone and i wish we were talking again. should i call them?
>>33252931Leg day or bad health?
>>33252953Just do it 1000 times until you ruin so many friendships and relationships that you no longer want to live, then it will be easy, fears fade away once your life no longer matters
>>33252962Are they a cool person or someone who’s bad for you?
>>33252962If they aren't an ex then go for it
Where the white women at?
>>33252953consider the meaninglessness of existence and it all becomes a big joke
>>33252968they’re cool we are both bad
>>33252972hope you like fat single mothers lmao
>>33252977if you're qt then yeah go for it, if not then dont
>>33252972the only white women who post in this general are over 300lbs
>>33252961Feeling some type of way?
>>33252988What’s sus backwards?
>>33252984My highest ever weight was 176lbs but ok
>>33252965Leg day
>>33252970Say that to my FACE
>>33252984London is a dime, anon.
>>33252989No I get in really impulsive moods where I do stupid shit sometimes
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>>33253001No! That’s sus inverted
>>33252999Oh, I definitely don't want to exploit that to see your cleavage.
Women, would you vacation/holiday in Jamaica?
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Okay I’m posting in boob thread i think
>>33253002thats just like, your opiat man
>>33253011How was your week? Was it “sus”?
>>33253017very sus, yesterday I went to feed my moms cats because she is on vacation and there was a half eaten mouse by the door and the garage was wide open for unexplainable reasons
on a scale of 1-10, how sus was yours
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>>33253010>>>/soc/34061391
>>33253019>That’s rudeNot exploiting you is rude? You confuse me.
>>33253009No.
I have beach in 1 hour.
Or I can walk 10 minutes and throw myself in the ocean.
>gf of 3 years is thinking about moving even tho i still have another year left of uni (I dicked around my first year so it took 5 years to graduate)
>still wants to meet early tomorrow instead of letting me sleep in because she "misses me"
what the FUCK does she think is gonna happen when she moves? Fucking idiot
>>33252982Kek, this is true
>>33253020> yesterday I went to feed my moms cats because she is on vacation and there was a half eaten mouse by the door and the garage was wide open for unexplainable reasonsThese are concrete signs that the uprising is about to begin. I suggest that you negotiate before it’s too late.
> on a scale of 1-10, how sus was yours3. It was a fairly normal week. I made a lot of money because there were so many hours I had to work. Pretty nice
>>33253025Very nice. Not sure what you were saying about being fat, you look great anon!
>>33253026You’re lucky you aren’t within punching range
>>33253025Holy shit if thats really you then you got some great boobs. Wonderful nipple color
>>33253025I-is it okay if we masturbate to you?
>>33253025Those are good. Wow.
>>33253031rich boi check
what will you do with all that money? drugs? prostitutes?
>>33253025Soc is a fucking hilarious place. Whenever someone posts their boobs there’s always about 10 people talking about them as if they’re at an antique shop
>these are very nice >I like the colour>I bet they feel good
>>33253042>act like an object >get treated like an object
>>33253041Waste it buying suspiciously cheap items on the Facebook marketplace. Also typo. Please correct it
>>33253025Whoa, you're hot! Can you post one where you're squeezing one of your boobs?
four hours of sleep ought to do it
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>>33253045what items? be specific
>correct it no, lol
enough about tits, let's focus on my sleeping issues
>>33253042What should they say instead? Unf, lemme cum onno boobies?
>>33253042and they're right. sometimes you just gotta sit back and appreciate
How do you escape an abusive relationship?
It’s the “if you don’t do this/if you go through with this I will do that and it will be your fault” kind.
>>33253057cut his dick and balls off
then eat them
>>33253048don't worry, having nice boobs does not make you an object.
>>33253057Go to a shelter?
>>33253050Whats wrong with your circadian rhythm anon? Tell us about it
>>33253042Post yours next
>>33253058meet me outside
>>33253057Plan, and get help from the people that care about you. they can help even when you're stuck or can't think straight or are trapped
>>33253050How many acetaminophen to take for sleep? Emotional pain? 1000mgs? 2000mgs?
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>>33253049I can’t be specific. I don’t have anything in mind
So far my theory that Jewess's have incredible boobs is seeming accurate.
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>>33253070the fact that you get validation from portraying yourself as an object is what makes you an object
>>33253074Thanks. But don't spy on me, ceiling cat!
>>33253071maybe you should get some snacks instead in that case
>>33253075NTA. Nobody jerks off to objects, anon. People jerk off to people.
>>33253075I’m not portraying myself as an object though
>>33253078then go to sleep the fuck
>>33253077mid
>>33253082Ok like what? I’m trying to keep things healthy here
>>33253066uwu
Throws hands
>>33253085Woah, mid? Why?
>>33253086What's the coolest chainsaw
>>33253087I just had some dried mangos and I will be making popcorn soon, maybe try those
>>33253088*grabs your balls and pulls you to the ground*
>>33253094Noooo aha don’t bite them nooo *roundhouse kicks you in the boob*
>>33253083people jerk off to people reducing themselves to sexual objects, as here
>>33253097What would you have instead of a chainsaw
>>33253096*swings you in the air like a helicopter by your balls, smashing your head against the corner of the wall so your brain splatters and scatters on the ruins of this city*
>>33253098What if I just like like feeling a bit small sometimes
>>33253093Dried mango is a great choice. Based. Popcorn can be nice too I suppose. I was also thinking about buying some minute steaks that take 5 minutes to cook. What do you think of that huh?
>>33253083>Nobody jerks off to objectsDo we have to bring up the tile guy again?
>>33253099a knife, also overdone but the fact you have to be precise and it is likely a slow and painful death makes it more aesthetic
>>33253100*regenerates and points at your mind immediately casting you into Tartarus where it’s very dark but I give you night vision so you can see all the damned souls but I also hang out with you and we share some snacks*
>>33253103>can be nicewdym can?
>steakyeah, approved
make some potatoes to go with it
>>33253098People aren't attracted to sexual objects like fleshlights. They're just useful.
>>33253101i'd say you have poor judgment and are seeking validation the only way you know how
>>33253106fcourse you‘d be there, damned soul
>snackscrispy ears of the scorched bodies of the tormented souls?
>>33250545 (OP)I have been incredibly rude to a very special person. My heart feels like a grape turning into a raisin. It hurts physically holding back my real feelings for this person. I want to believe what this person says it's genuine. How do I believe again, please.
>>33253098we know and like this girl, kek
the feminist rhetoric doesn't even make sense here
>>33253112poor baby froge oh no
>>33253112>I have been incredibly rude to a very special personthe fuck did you do
>>33253109Or she could just be horny.
>>33253107> wdym can?It’s nothing special unless you basically coat it with butter.
> yeah, approvedI don’t need your approval! Out of spite I won’t eat it now
>>33253112Is this very special person in the room with us right now?
my app says i’m ovulating and it’s true because i have felt the pain all day, i can feel my egg being released
>>33253117I approve of everything, so now you can‘t do shit
haha, take that
>>33253110Yes with a little bit of sugar and perhaps a cigarette or two for us to share
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>>33253123feels uncanny af
>>33253113who's 'we'? i'm here and i don't like her.
>>33253123Ovulation hurts?
Are most Gen z women not interested in having their tits sucked? is that more of a millennial or gen x thing?
>>33253125peak comfy
when cam we start?
>>33253123Do you also feel the need to have sex and/or be impregnated?
>>33253124I’ll just have to kill you then. But after I kill you your soul will linger and you’ll follow me around like a sidekick. But from time to time you’ll sabotage me out of resentment
women can i put my pp in your ovules?
>>33253132First you must close your eyes, then you spin around reaaaaallllly fast, then whisper my name 3 times and I will appear and drag you down into my hole. It’s a great hole. The best.
>>33253129scientific term is called mittelschmerz and yes it’s a faint pain when your egg is released
>>33253130Nah they want their tits sucked. Usually if I don't show the tits enough attention the girl I'm hooking up with will tell me to suck them or play with them.
>>33253130Good question. I’ll send out a survey to find out
>>33253027Bikini or one piece?
>>33253126I wish I was like this anon
how do I become as unhinged as this anon?
>>33253141>that sounds fake as hell>google it>its realnta
>>33253141Unfortunate. Does it hurt during sex?
>>33253136yeah sounds like something I would do, the only thing you left out is that you would like that
>>33253140is it an ass hole?
>>33253149> the only thing you left out is that you would like thatWhat would I like about it?
>>33253144Umm actually
reddit.com/r/menaregood
>>33253148no! sex relieves it sort of
>>33253152companionship, entertainment, novelty, sick story to brag about to others, constant low level sense of superiority for being the chosen one
whats not to like about it?
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>>33253153NO WRONG, MEN BAD!!! BAAD but I like the ones with pretty accents.
Dear men with pretty accents, I have a question for you.
Why dont you get rich by being vtubers?
>>33253146You must unabashedly be yourself.
Throw away your shame.
The opinions of others have no use to you.
Do you want it? Then take it or do it, it is yours.
>>33253156it is crazy tho
what is the craziest thing you have done or encountered in the last 48h?
>>33253157I couldn't take myself seriously pretending to be q cartoon character. No hate to anyone who does it, but that'd be so out of character for me.
>>33253158I know that, but my self is rather basic and mid and lame, I wish I could masturbate to tile patterns
I mean, I think I could but it would not be original
I could condition myself to masturbate to idk cloud formations maybe
>>33253115I ignore that person. I don't tell them I LOVE YOU, when I do.
>>33253122I am not sure, anymore. I get confused.
>>33253154Damn, Women's bodies REALLY want them to get pregnant
>>33253155> sick story to brag about to othersI killed a woman in cold blood and now she haunts me and sabotages my life out of resentment? Sounds like a sick story to tell my friends…
> constant low level sense of superiority for being the chosen oneHow does that make me the chosen one? It’s not like you’d become my ghost concubine or some other kind of shit. I’d just have a crazy ghost following me around being angry
>>33253163>I don't tell them I LOVE YOU, when I do.go tell them right now anon, life is too short and people die. Maybe she’s dead already
What happened to the thread spammer.....
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>>33253162I believe in you. You’ll find your niche. Just keep throwing stuff at the wall until something sticks
>>33253161I see. I'd like you to consider this, however.
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
You don't have to have a rigged model, some just get some art drawn and then focus on doing audios only
>>33253164perhaps but im not ready to be a mother
>>33253167Thanks OP. I'll try to do that if I ever see that person again.
>>33253166>Sounds like a sick story to tell my friends…they would be oh god wtf what is wrong with you holy shit tell me more
>I’d just have a crazy ghost following me around being angryand how many people can say that about themselves without lying? yeah, thought so
>>33253174just text them wtf
>>33253151I have to go to the beach fully clothed because I'm so pale.
>>33253164God really did make women into such incredible creatures
How do I slow heart
It's been 2 hours and I still can't sleep.
>>33253159The girl offering me a kiss for a cigarette. She was pretty, very art hoe-y. Either that or the guy who told me about the secret fight club in my city. Gonna see if I can get in there. What about you?
>>33253171I masturbated to lyrics I wrote yesterday, is that in the right direction?
>>33253175You really want me to like it so you can justify doing it. Smh
>>33253176They blocked me
>>33253177I like going at night.
>>33253179They say box breathing is supposed to help but that just makes it worse for me
>>33253186I like seeing the reflection of the moon om the water.
>>33253112>want to believe what this person says it's genuinewhat did they say?
>>33253185from every where? irl? soc media?
>>33253172Haha. Hold on though, now that I think of it, I'm not even sure a drawl constitutes a "pretty accent."
>>33253188And usually the stars are mostly visable away from light pollution.
>>33253191Sorry I was trolling, I'm not that anon that needs help
>>33253168publicly hanged
I’m done with soc I’m going to read smut
>>>/soc/34061470
>>33253192Southern accents are mostly funny to me, but they actually have an audience too. A strong one, weirdly. Southern drawls and Australians being popular is so confusing but it works too so
Hello girlies
You must choose between Irish and Bulgarian men. Whom do you pick?
>>33253196Thanks for the boobs. Have fun with your smut!
>>33253196Thanks for posting, hope you cum super hard femanon
>>33253196Did your posts make you horny too?
>>33253199No
[Reeee image limit so I can't post him again]
>>33253196thank you, slut
>>33253049I was thinking about buying FL Studio and a midi keyboard actually.
>>33253204 lol that’s why I posted them
I like you guys but I don’t like you that much
>>33253182>talks about the secret fight club NOOOOOOOO
why did you not accept the kiss? sounds like a little adventure
>you hmm, I watched a very disturbing vid someone said is tied to pizza gate and I went to the thrift store with my sister in law to be, where she bought moby dick
>>33253196You've already been really generous. But a voca of you enjoying your smut would be fun. Just putting it out there.
>>33253209Kek. Good night catposter.
>>33253184is that so wrong?
>>33253190They make me believe that our feelings are mutual and not just one sided. I want to believe despite their actions.
Women
Why on Earth would the 7 train not be running? Don't they know us Jews need it?
>>33253207yeah that makes sense
>>33253209You're still a mensch in my book
>>33253196god i just want to promise commitment and true love to you then knock you up and disappear
you need to get single-mommed BADLY
>>33253217thats why it got cancelled
>>33253222Yeah he should have replied to you, jej
>>33253220Bro is on his tyrone arch
>>33253196>tranny femboygross
>>33253214You’re so wrong. But you’re also so right. So I don’t actually know.
>>33253218I’m sure it does
You know, I have some weekend work to do for extra clams. Look at me being all productive. And once that’s done I want to do some writing. I finally have a goal in life now that the whole get a gf thing has been a complete failure and waste. I want to write a book before the age of 30
>what will it be about It will probably be about history
>>33253223Go masturbate before these fags bring you down.
>>33253226Can trannies really get tits like that?
>>33253229sure, with hormones, manual manipulation and being skinny fat
>>33253229Not even Hunter Schafer has those.
>>33253222hit a nerve? lel
>>33253230NTA. They never look that nice though.
>>33253195I wish that anon had made a thread I really wanted to show someone an image.
>>33253230Huge if true
>>33253231Thats what I was thinking
>>33253193That's not the case here, unfortunately. J miss dark skies for sure.
Women be up at night playing with they pussy
>>33253211Idk, don’t like myself. Glad you had fun
Men
Choose between Irish and Bulgarian women.
>>33253223you and me lying in bed sweaty on our first night of really "trying" for a baby
you turn around and we smile at each other, holding hands
you smile imagining the life we dreamed of finally coming together
me smiling knowing you dont know that im not sticking around
>>33253241Irish. I want ginger boobs!
>>33253225Typo. Please correct.
>>33253227did you ever find out more about those political parties and their funding/possible inorganic habbenings?
I'm up at night right now fantasizing about being a soldier in a war to save humanity.
>>33253196That's funny because I just found and egirl who would do all kinds of stuff for me so I hope we both get some fun times our of it.
>>33253241I'll take an Irish woman if shes a redhead with freckles but if thats not the case then I'll take the Bulgarian.
>>33253240where did this depresso mode came from now?
>>33253242Me smiling because you’re extremely gay.
>>33253211>I watched a very disturbing vidBetcha think ya hot shit, doncha?
God can I read my smut without worrying about you all saying weird shit about me?
>>33253251uh, no? are you projecting or so?
>>33253236Sometimes I just run away. Carve my own path even.
>>33253245It’s a work in progress. I don’t have a way to send it to you so you can’t read it. You’ll have to take my word for it.
>>33253252See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil.
>>33253252my fault sis i was tweaking i will chill henceforth
please enjoy your smut i shall keep the hooligans in line
>>33253252What they say, honey.
>>33253226glad im not the only one who noticed.
>>33253252Let's see who can cum first.
Ready, set, GO!
>>33253251She doesn’t know
>>33253259Noticed what??? Sorry I didn’t show you my clitoris?
>>33253262I assume you’ve already won?
>>33253255I‘ll take your word for it then
I read a disturbing angry comment that she made about me in GIOYC should I confront her.
>>33253253It's an alleged quote from something related. I guess you still have a ways to go down this rabbit hole.
>>33253266Yeah bitch. You will. You have no other choice. What else are you going to do? Try to access it telepathically? Yeah good luck my mind is locked down like a fort. Stupid ass
>>33253267Yeah go for it. Maybe... get it off your chest, so to speak?
>>33253252read smut that's weirder than us, problem solved
>>33253265>I assume you’ve already wonI'm not that much of a chump
>>33253267no she is testing you dont fall for it
Should I let a Bulgarian family set me up with their daughter/nice?
>>33253274The sauce of the quote
>>33253268I try to cleanse this shit off my brain again asap, let‘s hope I never stumble across this quote then
this board is distracting me from links penis. Closing this tab
>>33253282I'd fuck you like the water temple fucked me
>>33253231Jazz Jennings had huge tits before he got implants
>become most productive at the worst times
>completely destroy my sleep schedule again
WHY BRAIN WHY
>>33253266I need to put my phone down and have a productive day now. Take my word for it that it will be done. And good luck with the revolt of the cats forming on your watch.
>>33253270I am going to sleep instead.
>>33253277Thanks, I will keep the streak going then.
>>33253296have a good day sir
>>33253282NAHHHHH shes shlicking to the one where the eye symbol mask wearing fellas capture and psychologically torture link until he pees himself and he finally "escapes"(they let him go) then they confront him again and he tries to fight back but they bark at him to pee himself and he feels his legs turn to jelly as a shameful warmth runs down his thighs and it breaks him and he bawls his eyes out and they dont even tie him up this time they just tell him to follow them as they walk back to the base and HE DOES
least depraved femcel
>>33253255>about historyhow so? give me some sense of the focus of it. history's a big topic.
Why should I talk to real people who are boring and mean instead of AI?
>>33253309You're a faggot nigger
>>33253311inquisitively raised eyebrow emoji
>>33253309what does your AI fren say thats not also boring?
Women, when is your next hookup?
>>33253314Stuff, y'know, actually attempts to engage with ideas to whatever extent it can. Most real people just reach an "I don't care" point extremely quickly and don't give a shit to even soften the blow.
>>33253316when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east
when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves
>>33253317thats true, the thats crazy/unreal epidemic is rampant
>>33253249It went away when a gorgeous girl came in and flirted with me
>>33253249>did ... camecome*
>>33253183Yeah that’ll work
>>33253042How else are you supposed to talk about things you like?
>>33253309Real people can be genuinely amazing to talk to. AI is still borderline masturbation or eating crackers at this point. It doesn't really get the job done.
This first step is to not be a self-centered entitled twat who expects all their life experiences to be curated and customized to their preferences. Even if you're talking about a subject you enjoy the other person I'd going to want to talk about themselves and their opinions on the subject.
I assume you've got step one accomplished.
Step two is finding people that are interesting to talk to. The weirder you are, the more difficult it is to find a compatible person. That's why it's good to cultivate a few "normie" adjacent interests. So there's at least a few things that you can briefly discuss with more people.
>>33253309Better to talk to an AI than to Mkg, I'll grant you that. It probably won't encourage you to mutilate yourself in the name of art. Still, most people are better than that.
