Advice for surviving in the UK?

Be wealthy enough to escape the rabble

>>33251636 (OP)
What do you mean surviving? Life here is easy as shit. You go to work, then pub then home. Its really that simple.

>worst places to live in england
The entire fucking country.

look, our country is degrading at an alarming rate but we are still far from becoming a third world country. youll be fine for the rest of your life assuming you dont live in london/birmingham or have delusions of grandeur

>>33255824
>still far from becoming a third world country
No, the threshold has already been crossed. You pomps are getting your comeuppance from all the bullshit you put the world through for centuries. Eat that fucking cum-filled humble pie and wash it down with asstears.

>>33255841
>ou pomps are getting your comeuppance from all the bullshit you put the world through for centuries

you mean
>railways
>trains
>the steam engine
>Hypodermic syringe
>toothbrushes
>radar
>cement
>textile industry advancements
>norfolk four course crop rotation
>telephone
>the electric motor
>IVF treatment
>antiseptic surgery
>Hypodermic Syringe
>the use of DNA in criminology
>antibiotics
>flushing toilets
>television
>home computers
>industrial revolution
>banning slavery

thats not everything, oh, that device youre using to shitpost and the world wide web? a british invention you use daily thanks to us so eat shit and die you ungrateful wanker. Stop using the internet, stop using medical advancements and NEVER flush a toilet ever again. Cunt.

Convert to Islam

>>33255931
Stay mad, britbong. Stay seething and frothing mad. You lost to the sharts and that's a big wound to the pride of your ass backward kingdom. Enjoy weeping nigger cum from your anus in the coming years when shitskins overwhelm England and burn it into a smoking shithole worse than /b/.

>>33256679
seething indian who never created anything and still uses our trains

>>33255805
No, it's undoubtedly Jaywick. Other places are marginally better, but still pretty bad.
At least Jaywick is mostly English people.

>>33255841
I assume you are on about colonialism. Arguably the British were one of the nicer and more hands off colonial powers.

>>33251636 (OP)
>Advice for surviving in the UK?
I also need to know how to cope, everything here is awful, the government, the women and the work culture

>>33256679
normally id call you brown but unfortunately americans are so retarded they would rather their own kind die
>>33258056
also we put ourselves into a debt that only got paid off in 20 and fucking 15 to release all the slaves and end the slave trade, made efforts to stop the trade worldwide
>>33255841
have a watch of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcZQS4LBugk
we uplifted the world, and this is the thanks we get. every single country is a backstabbing cunt. spent 11 years after ww2 rationing ourselves so europe didnt suffer further and they fucked us every chance they could