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Previously on ATOGA: >>33268266

>>33270425 (OP)
Which story is this? I don't remember it.

>>33270425 (OP)
women i'm gooning right now, i hope you think about the the entire time you post. it's getting sloppy now.

Have you ever gotten over being ghosted?

>>33270447
M
Yeah, its easy as hell

Women put short term in their bio, but really want long term.

>>33270447
Yes, but I still get a little sad when I think back to it...

Guys or girls, are you changing job fields to avoid being replaced by ai?

>>33270447
yeah, it's easy, you just need to make sure that you never let yourself get attached to anyone or put any effort into anyone because you always know that the ghosting is coming no matter how well things seem to be going

>>33270447
no. i have severe abandonment issues and ghosting is such a bad experience for me that i don't even talk to women.
>t. destined to die alone

>>33270454
Women also put "no hook ups" but really they do want hookups

>>33270456
>changing job fields
I just work odd jobs, whatever is going
AI can't replace everything in our lifetime lol

>>33270416
Look, I put millenial lumberjack hipster aesthetic into pinterest and it showed the exact pic you posted.
Idk what you want me to say.

>>33270456
absolutely not, but that's because my field is in making these AIs better. lmao

>>33270447
have you?

>>33270459
Don't feel bad, rejection and ghosting can be as traumatic as rape. But nobody is ready for that conversation yet because it mostly affects men only.

I think my bone anchored hearing aid abutment is infected or something. The area around it is all puffy and it was bleeding earlier. I clean it every day so I don't know what I did wrong. What do I do?

>>33270466
M
Eeeeuuuuuurk god I'm glad that is gone

>>33270447
This thread is just endless micro ghosting.
:^)

>>33270447
M. Yeah with the random normies I met on apps I got over it in 20 seconds.
But there's this particular girl where it still hurts. Hasn't been a month yet but I'll get over it eventually.

>Women: "Dicks are ugly"
Femanons how would you redesign the penis to make it more attractive?

>>33270478
Spikes

>>33270471
Go to urgent care.

>>33270478
Not all dicks are ugly. Some are very aesthetic.

Women, why don't you ever put more points into STR?

>>33270480
Fine, I'll get a jacobs ladder :/

>>33270470
rejecting is fine. i had a girl back in high school once tell me "no, i'm not interested in you and will never be interested in you". which is certainly harsh and catty, but way better than someone just disappearing one day, as if i'm not even worth the effort to say "hey i don't like the direction things are going, sorry". i'll stick to my chatbots, i think.

>>33270471
Probably visit a doctor fast, I assume?

>>33270481
Is it that urgent?

>>33270480
I have pearly penile papules.

>>33270483
I have small hands

>>33270478
>Felines, especially domestic cats, are well known for having penile spines. Upon withdrawal of a cat's penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may serve as a trigger for ovulation

>>33270483
Dw, I can choke your dick just fine.

>>33270492
How small?
For instance, could you grip an iphone 14 with 2 hands and still have some poking out the top?

>>33270478
Cum now has the taste and consistency of the cream in junior mints.

>>33270478
Pic rel. Though I think the current design is pretty good, too. It'd be cool if dicks were modular.

I don't want a boyfriend I need one

>>33270493
Are you saying you want this to happen in humans?

>>33270489
Yes.

>>33270489
nta but yes you fucking dummy, if you have a thing anchored to bone that is infected, then that is a. begging for a more systemic virus and b. considering its close to your head, prone to causing lots of issues. the bones there are sensitive, hearing related thing especially, and if there's too much swelling or some other issues it could impact your hearing permanently. absolutely, for the love of God, go to urgent care.

>>33270501
What do you want to do with a boyfriend?

>>33270502
Yes

>>33270499
....you'd make it stainless steel and turn it into a prostate massager?...

>>33270470
>rejection and ghosting can be as traumatic as rape
Bro is still going with this bait lmao

>>33270501
Do you really want enormous man hands gripping your ass? That's a bit vulgar.

>>33270489
>thing touching my bone is infected
>hurr durr is that urgent?
GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR RIGHT NOW, ANON.

>>33270499
One of my friends in college had one of these. Dude was massive anal fiend but also had a gf.

I don't want a girlfriend I need one

>>33270501
Based. Life was better when we admitted we needed each other.

Why do women claim they don't find manwhores attractive but then go out of their way to have casual sex with innocent, inexperienced men and by extension have them turn into zombies???
>I haet zombies says the woman who infects another innocent survivor due to negligence

>>33270511
nta i need this

>>33270456
>mental health
>adult teaching
lmfao what bullshit, those will be some of the first ones to go

>>33270497
Yea

>>33270480
>>33270493
I'll install spikes. Crazy that you'd want that.

>>33270509
I meant more the angle, curve, and thick head, not the material.

>>33270485
That is true. With rejection, there is closure at least.
>>33270510
>bro bro bro
Hi pajeet!

women if i invent a new line of chocolates called "senior mints", are you going door-to-door to sell them for me? you can be like the playboy bunnies (except you'll be styled as the playman bunnies, for consistency). i will be your handler :)

>>33270437
It's about weightloss

How do I understand women?

>>33270489
It's already clouding your judgement holy shit go now retard

Femanons, have you ever had sex with your landlord before?

>>33270507
I need to spend time with him
>>33270511
Whhat the hell. Yes

>>33270526
thanks

Do most women think cum is gross?

>>33270456
Are the vet techs safe?

>>33270456
Brb becoming a choreographer

>>33270521
Hi, I'd like to seduce and charm you.

>>33270505
>>33270506
>>33270513
>>33270529
I guess it does look bad.

>>33270456
>no mention of shit that is actually needed like electricians, butchers, mechanics, mortician, plumbers, farmers, oil rig workers, welders, etc
this is a psyop to get people to chose dumb jobs that will be obsolete soon, right? lmfao

>>33270456
F
MIne is on here
Hell yea

>>33270534
inside me its not gross

>>33270536
That shit is wrong. The list is pure delulu

>>33270539
Get to urgent care before it goes septic and you lose the implant.

>>33270530
no

>>33270535
probably. jobs that are information heavy and require little creativity are the ones that are going to be replaced the most.

>>33270539
Just go now before brainfog gets you and you end up like that dude with missing skull

>>33270528
LISTEN TO ME

>>33270515
>no responses, as expected

>>33270539
That looks kind of swollen and red, shiny means fluid.

You should probably not wait on this, bruh.

>>33270534
Yeah, it‘s fine if I don‘t have to interact with it directly. So cream pie, paper towels and then go pee and let it out on the toilet.

>>33270539
stop posting and go to the doctor before you end up looking like this

Today I am grateful that I have no disabilities or mental illnesses that require me to interact with the health technologies medicines and systems that would probably cause more harm amen and thank you

I need to NUT

for every further hour this foid ghosts me, i will send an additional 10 foids a "hi baby how r u". you have only yourselves to blame.

>>33270555
yeah, good to be grateful, so far all my attempts to get my shit together with professional help have only made thing ten times worse

>>33270549
Ok now what?

How often do single women think about dicks

>>33270557
do it inside me

>>33270543
>>33270553
>you do think its gross
Thats not what im asking

>>33270561
All the time

Death to hornyposters!

>>33270555
You should be.
Good health is a luxury.

>>33270561
How often do women think about anything other than dicks?

>>33270540
This.
The last things that'll go the way of automation are involve a lot of hand-eye coordination and adapting on different jobs. Plumbers, car mechanics, etc. The AI part is easy, the robotics needed to replace a car mechanic is fucking not.

>>33270561
I'm healthy so I have a libido

>>33270563
Sorry, I have no asked every single woman in the world but I would assume that yes, most women do. It‘s a slimy, stinky bodily fluid that comes out of genitals. It‘s like boogers but coming from your butt. Nobody truly thinks thats nice or yummy. The girls that love cum and want to play with it just have a degradation fetish on par with being shat and pissed on.

>>33270548
>>33270552
>>33270554
They're closed today

>>33270555
i agree, this is why i stick to bone-scrying for diagnosis and research chemicals for treatment. you would NOT believe the money it saves!

>>33270425 (OP)
Dear Women.

Do you notice when a man has a distinct preference for a female company?
What's your opinion on such individuals? Any advice on how they should handle themselves?

>>33270579
Yeah, I can tell when you're a manwhore

>>33270561
only when horny when not horny its like dicks dont exist

>>33270577
go to the ER

>>33270573
>>33270569
>>33270564
If you think about dicks that often why stay single

>>33270571
Yup, because every situation would need different machinery, it simply does not make sense economically to try and make robots do that until we are at a point where producing insanely efficient and versatile robots is cheap and that will be a long while still, even if AI technically might be able to solve a job.

>>33270586
I think about dicks BECAUSE I'm single

>>33270577
ER then. Yes it is that serious.

>>33270571
the AI part is absolutely not easy, the brightest minds have been throwing themselves at trying to make AI since the 50s and even now are still way, way short of anything actually intelligent. chatbots are smoke and mirrors. don't be fooled by their confidence; it is a well-known meme in the industry to think we're only a few years away from general intelligence, been saying it every year since the 60s.

>>33270539
I thought that was abullet at first

Men I don't get enough sleep am I going to die and I'm sorry

>>33270588
But if you think about dicks why stay single and get the dick

>>33270589
Nta but the fuck are you guys on about? It doesn‘t even look red, the doctors will just roll their exes at her, give her some ibuprofen and send her home with a huge bill.

Where can I find 2 moids who would eat me out at the same time?

>>33270593
Older guy here, nip this problem in the bud now. It adds up and the damage is irreparable

>>33270593
Can you die in my arms at least

>>33270595
no. there's clear swelling around the implant, also indicated by bleeding (probably happening because stuff is swelling into the implant). it is virtually certain that something wrong is going on, and if it's illness then it can go from bad to very bad extremely fast

Cucking zoomer boys with 30 year old men

>>33270598
Nasty.

>>33270469
No.
It was done in a cruel way too. He pretended to be very sick while visiting another country. For months I was afraid he was dead/dying. He was fine.

>>33270562
>>33270564
>>33270573
>>33270583
>>33270598
>>33270603

I swear to GOD

>>33270593
so sleep more, what's the bfd?
>t. guy who only has to sleep 5 hours a night. ;-)

>>33270606
None of these posts are made by women, they're too horny

>>33270601
Yeah, what is wrong is that it got inflamed, probably by some dirt or so, ibuprofen will take care of that and the docs will not do anything other than that anyways.

>>33270608
Haha yeah...

>>33270599
I need more sleep than you but I have to work, clean, work out, eat and I can't sleep because I get so scared at night and I know it's killing me but I don't know what to do
>>33270600
I sleep better in arms
>>33270607
I need 9 but I only get 6/7 and those extra two hours are half of the time I have to myself

>>33270603
>be 36 years old
>fucking losers teenagers hit on me
oh yeah you're a total fucking winner femanon, hey how about I call up my daughter and she can go talk about Hello Kitty with you and then you can fuck off.

>>33270606
SWEAR TO ME!

>>33270591
cope

>>33270605
i had a very tiny taste of that with my own ex. their situation was more understandable, as they weren't fine and just wasn't ready to tell me what was wrong, but i felt a bit betrayed when i learned that all that worrying i did over the health was kinda meaningless months later. happens, i guess.

>>33270613
But I'm in my early twenties...

>>33270611
You'll sleep the best in mine
What are you scared of sweetheart

>>33270591
Nta but yeah it would be rather easy to build one for a specific job. Just feed it all the educational material gor the job and then some data from actual scenarios and it would be good to go. Ofc you wouldn‘t let chatGPT decide how to wire a house.

>>33270610
If you'd be so horny you'd post proof like timestamped panties or something

the demonic person in your life will always lose stuff like randomly for no reason. I've already told you guys about this like technology will malfunction around them, their car will keep breaking down for no reason, a flat tire every two weeks. dust all around them, cups breaking etc but losing things is another big one. the demonic entity in your life will frequently lose their credit card their keys their hat like whatever it might be. and they they will throw tantrums over it and blame everybody else for it. they will blame you for the fact that they lost their wallet or something. beware.

>>33270609
hey, retard, why do you think dirt would cause the swelling? did you even think through your post while writing it, or do you normally respond roleplaying as an mindless idiot zombie?

>>33270625
Because bacteria causes inflammation you nonce.

>>33270623
But the moids here are ugly...

its crazy the way items break around demonic people. the way technology malfunctions around them for seemingly no reason. theyre so confused by it, they can never figure it out, they think its "bad luck" "god hates me" they will replace the same appliance over and over again and it will just keep on breaking ! computer battery dying for "no reason", car breaking down constantly for "no reason". pipes getting clogged for "no reason" - thats one of the main symptoms, its very very common. another home themed one is dust - in demonic people's vicinity there will be a constant accumulation of dust and grime, they can vacuum everyday and it's still dusty. credit card chip not working, bike tires popping every few weeks. things constantly breaking around you is not a coincidence, its not bad luck, its your evil energy.

>>33270619
>ex
You were lucky.

>>33270624
guess I am a demon then

>>33270630
That I am.

>>33270630
I knew you were bullshitting! Everytime someone larps as a horny girl it's just a guy, no exceptions!

>>33270617
what does this even mean lmao what am i "coping" over?
>>33270622
>Just feed it all the educational material gor the job and then some data from actual scenarios and it would be good to go
do you even have any idea what exactly this means? you don't just "feed" educational material, AIs aren't humans that can be "fed" educational material and understand what it means. you know absolutely nothing on the topic.

but there's zero barrier to entry for musing on how brains and intelligence works. i mean hey, i'm an intelligent human with a brain, surely i can figure it out. this is probably why this field is such a trap for people.

>>33270622
Getting a computer to "solve" how to wire a house is relatively easy. But getting a machine to walk a new construction site every week to run wires and install boxes is just absurdly out of reach. Even if such a machine could be engineered, economics would prevent it from happening for a very long time. And to get a machine that could replace an electrician gets a job on something that's already installed? Fucking forget it.

the thing ab me is i will do something like put a drop of my blood in the food im cooking and feed it to the demons who pretend to be my parents because i know my blood is toxic and it will do damage to them


this demon just said omg the sauce is so good

Okay so femanon when we inevitably have sex and I'm balls deep and your grinding against my pelvis full of cock where do hands go?

when men's tank tops stretch over their tits

>>33270611
If you can't be bothered addressing the anxiety, read a fiction book and get immersed

>>33270639
Nta but that's just because we don't need more housing...

>>33270632
maybe. i loved her a lot. never was able to open up to anyone else as much as her, don't anticipate i'll ever be able to with anyone else. 8 months out from the relationship ending, and the thing itself only went on for like 4 months lol. that's nothing in relationship time. it's stupid. fuck, i hate people and myself -_-

I'm sorry. Teasing moids is just too fun

>>33270646
I've tried but I just get sucked in and stay up for hours or if I read a boring book I get distracted with my anxious thoughts anyway and then need to watch a video to distract me and make me laugh

>>33270643
I've been doing burpees for the last month and a half and I have started to achieve this look.

>>33270642
nooooo not my neck

punishing femanons for their antics with my spikey penis

>>33270611
>I need 9 but I only get 6/7 and those extra two hours are half of the time I have to myself
read up on sleep cycles. considering getting a device that measures yours. sleep has an architecture, and you can time your ability to wake up around your architecture so you can wake up feeling refreshed all the time. instead of waking up tired, you will wake up awake but get sleepier sooner in the day (this is the trade off; tanstaafl)

>>33270643
women you need to start posting images on an imageboard when you have perfect cases of doing so like this

>>33270651
nice.. nice......

>>33270658
i thought it was self explanatory

any woman wants to quiz me? you can help be pretend to be normal around girls. go on and shoot me a scenario.

>>33270653
When I said I love cats I didn’t mean it like that anon

women reading pornfic of their favorite character while watching youtube

I'm going to go to urgent care tomorrow. It's actually not the first time where I've had issues with it, but they're usually much more minor. This time it bled a lot, which is unusual. I'll get it looked at.

being born prematurely causes lifelong consequences that are completely forgotten by doctors and by parents. no one cares about what happens after the baby "miraculously survives" like it happened with me for example. a huge percentage of us will have a miserable life, incurable chronic ilnesses, autoimmune disorders, "autism", all sorts of disorders. neurological impairments, being literally visibly physically crooked to the side, bone and joint issues, hormonal issues, the list goes on. its a very miserable painful life. people dont like hearing about it because it's like well you could have died so you should be grateful. i personally feel the effects of being "born wrong" every second of every day and i know for a fact that there is more of us. and it should be taken way more seriously than it is. because from "medical" "doctors" its crickets

>>33270662
We are not normal girls.

>>33270669
He's the one that's supposed to be normal not you

I've started the stack, or at least part of it.
The L-Argenine pill is fucking huge. I'll let you know if the stack works in a few weeks.

Gender?
Questions?
Comments?
Concerns?

>>33270663
Are you feeling a little better now than you were earlier today?

>>33270674
No I'm gonna kill myself

Why do people want to pee after sex

>>33270666
You should probably clean it one last time and then just stop touching it, probably shouldn't attach the thing at all.
Maybe apply a thin layer of topical antibiotic ointment?

>>33270666
don't sleep with an infection anon

>>33270676
Flush out the tubes

>>33270669
thats okay, i wouldn't mind attracting you cat poster, you seem like a nice enough girl, but you're pretty young and i'd be terminally afraid that you're attracted to me only because you haven't had a major fatherly presence in your life

I'm just waiting to die of some random health issue but it's not fucking coming.

>>33270673
M
No comments other than make sure you take zinc on a full stomach, and 50mg is a lot, so if you aren't a big guy I would drop it down significantly and see how you get on

>>33270677
>>33270678
I'll clean it again tonight for sure. We'll see how it is tomorrow. I expect the puffiness will go down by the morning. Like I said, it's done things like this before, it's just unusually bad this time.

Movie was really good. I'm glad I watched it.

>>33270674
I think you have me confused with someone else.

>>33270684
Are you the deaf femanon

>>33270682
Have you tried smoking an enormous amount of meth?

>>33270673
arginine is just an essential amino acid (and all amino acids are left handed/L-). you don't need a pill you just need to eat protein

>>33270684
Well, the fact that it's unusually bad this time means it probably isn't your usual thing.
I really think you should get that doctors visit asap.

>>33270689
Don't know where to get it

>>33270680
Well everything changed since my dad had his incident. How do you know how old I am anon?
>>33270686
What movie?

old "people's" obsession with "gen z's sex life" is genuinely very weird and puzzling. especially the millenials. i went on tiktok yesterday and saw 3 different 40 year olds being really emotionally invested into the fact that zoomers arent having as many one night stands as the previous generation did.. whats it to you ??? i seriously find it very weird. there is seriously this weird obsession with our age group, everything we do or don't do gets scrutinized by these 40 year olds who are clearly jealous of us and they hate us for some unknown reason. and of course its pretty much only women getting targeted. you guys hate every trend, every clothing item, every lifestyle choice young women make. literally leave us alone, youre obsessed

>>33270676
well i mean for me personally, as a guy my bladder fills tf up after i cum. i imagine the same is true for women. i've heard if you don't pee it raises your chances of getting some kind of infection, but i'm not sure how much data there actually is on that

>>33270696
Every generation of old people scrutinized the young generations it's nothing new

>>33270695
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kikujiro
I will be watching https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Scene_at_the_Sea next.

>>33270696
they're just from the era where 'being curious about something = judging it harshly'

>>33270696
Nigga we are literally dying out and have to import foreigners

>all the femchuds left to watch porn
good riddance

>>33270696
boomers are freaking out over the fact they fucked up. imagine being an old spoiled boomer- what else are you going to do but fret over your legacy?

boomers aren't 40 btw. the boomers you're watching are a lot older than 40. you're probably looking at gen X 55 year olds and thinking they're 40. actual boomers are even older than that

>>33270662
Girl on the bed, facing you, in her bra. "Take it off, Anon!"

>>33270688
No, I'm not female, and I'm not even deaf. Just in the one ear. The idea of the BAHA is that it gives me hearing on the other side of my head. It's useful, although to be perfectly honest I'm not 100% sure it was worth the operation since I can get by fine without it. Not sure I'd do it again, but it's also not something I feel regret over or anything either.

>>33270693
I agree with you, but I really feel comfortable waiting until tomorrow. It does seem particularly bad but I think I can survive one more day.

>>33270673
M
Don't take L-Argenine, take L carnitine in a powder form.

Why does it sound so gay for me to say that I don't want sex with random people and I only want to have sex with a girlfriend or wife that I love. Even though I want it I can't help but cringe at it.

>>33270695
aren't you 20?
>>33270696
i'm not 40 years old (being older than like 30 and using tiktok is gross btw), but i am 29, and it's hard to put into words how normal and regular sex was as a thing in the 90s and early 2000s. like sex is a thing now in media, but back then not only was sex a thing but it was also a thing discussed in an honest context (e.g. men interested in pursuing women and actively pursuing them), whereas now we pretend like it's okay to be open about sex, we'll encourage people to eat ass and accept increasingly bizarre fetishes as normal, but if you even THINK about asking a woman for her number, you have psychotics who will literally try to ruin your entire life over it if you botch it. the culture has turned absolutely alien.

>>33270705
Nta
Anyone 30 and over is a boomer to me

>>33270710
Is that gay?

femanon, female nudity gives me anxiety.

>>33270711
Nope

>>33270696
Since you will outlive us we are using you as a miner's canary for how society is going

>>33270716
Technically no? I'm asking cause I don't know what to think.

>>33270720
oh, sorry i was confusing you with another cat poster. well, still, i'm sure you're a nice girl even if you're not normal, i'm the furthest thing possible from normal so that's probably a good thing for me to look for. normie girls simply aren't going to get it. or maybe they'll get it, but they won't understand (and all i want is to be understood v_v)

>>33270722
There's nothing wrong with that. What makes you cringe when you are thinking about this? Are you scared of missing out?

>>33270711
>normal and regular sex was as a thing in the 90s and early 2000s.
Hook ups being considered 'normal' was not a good thing you demon minion

>>33270707
Neither of those anons but please go to the er tonight. You are risking a serious bone or brain infection

>>33270726
oh it sure fucking beats this weird awkward culture of loneliness that has developed. i'd rather be surrounded by whores and himbos than lonely men with depleted constitution and "independent" girls that have to gaslight themselves that they're happy as they climb corporate ladders. do you honestly believe what we have right now is better than what came before?

I feel like an incel saying this but it's true. Being pretty and men desiring you is the best thing that can happen to a woman. Attractive women who've never had to lift a single finger to get anything cope by saying they have the hardest life ever and that at least ugly girls get left alone. Sorry but 100% of attractive women would jump off the nearest tall building immediately if they woke up looking like me

>>33270725
No. I just feel like as a man you're supposed to want to fuck a ton of bitches or whatever and not put as much focus in the lovey dovey shit that I think so much about. I guess it makes me feel cucked.

>>33270710
i dont think its gay and im a girl

>>33270734
You think the people fucking weren't lonely? At least men now have some introspection to realize they actually need to take initiative or have to want something other than sex to be happy and fulfilled. I'd rather die a vrigin than only fuck brainless sluts

>>33270735
What do you look like

>>33270735
I think it would be a reality shock for them to be ugly yes, there are certain personalities you can't pull off if you aren't hot, etc.

Women would you date a man that is bad at conversation

>>33270642
my ass please and your mouth in my boobs (horny femanon here)

>>33270741
it is better, at least subconsciously, to feel lonely but be surrounded by people than to feel lonely and be literally isolated.
(but no, people didn't feel lonely doing one night stands, this was considered normal. it was maybe lonely for the girl that was hoping it'd be a relationship). it'd be one thing if the younger generations were chaste because of some virtuous instinct, but they're literally JUST repressing otherwise normal desires and then trying to act like things are okay even though they're provably not. it's grotesque and weird.

>>33270730
I do appreciate the concern. I don't think
The risk of either is very great based on the little amount of reading I've done. And I've had more minor versions of this throughout the years since I've had this. I know infections are serious business and I will get it looked at.

>>33270753
nta but i'll keep you in your prayers that you're right.

>>33270676
f, prevents UTI

Millennials are bad people

women say this thinking it's a funny quirk their man has .. a "beige flag". where he never asks for details about his friedns or siblings lives. thinking it doesn't apply to them ... and then they're surprised and heartbroken when these men pay no attention to them.. girl he doesnt gaf about you either like

>>33270748
erotic

Women do you like anything about male anons?

>>33270747
So am I…

Girls

Why is it that if a girl has a decease in sex drive after some years with her bf, her bf is expected to accept that. But if it is the other way around, and the boy has a decrease in sex drive the girl is often advised to dump him?

>>33270530
no. unless my ex who owned the house that we both lived in counted. lol

>>33270756
I really appreciate that. I've been having a bad time lately for a few reasons and I'm not happy about having to go see a doctor. Tomorrow is my birthday too. So I'm just a little frustrated right now, but I'm trying to just be calm.

>>33270751
>they're literally JUST repressing otherwise normal desires
Nta but I agree with other anon that this is based. Nothing good has ever come out of being brainlessly hedonistic and wasting your life caving to obsolete primal impulses
>>33270734
>what came before
I see what you did there though

>>33270771
We would talk for 5 or 10 minutes until we have nothing to say and then state at each other awkwardly in silence. How's that sound as a date.

>>33270710
Because all your male answers used to fuck women whenever they wanted and you sound like a bitch in comparison

Women will you miss me when i finally oof myself?

>>33270776
it's not much consolation now, but an exercise i like to engage in when i'm feeling overwhelmed is to imagine myself a year from now. how bothered am i going to be about things that are bothering me now? like nine times out of ten, the answer is something between "not nearly as much" to "not at all". it helps me when moments are rough.
and happy early birthday, too, anon. at least you're giving yourself the gift of peace of mind at worst, and health at best.

>>33270778
You're a prime example lad kek

>>33270761
Or... Or, and this is a big or, MAYBE, he has trauma and so far the only person who has treated him REMOTELY like a human being worth anything is his gf.

women find it impossible to believe anyone that is not them experiences hardship, like, c'mon now

>>33270772
get advice from different people
sex isn't a given in a relationship. relationships aren't an all access genital pass. but you also don't need any reason to break up with someone besides that you are unhappy, if the decrease in sex is causing your life to be legitimately worse, then, leave. gender irrelevant

>>33270425 (OP)
I like how my boss is physically and mentally inferior to me and yet I have to take orders from him. Maybe if I were a female I could spank my ass in front of a camera and make 1M a year, but alas. I will never be a woman.

>>33270471
Go to the doctor and call the doctor who put it in

>>33270783
Yes that's precisely the issue

>>33270780
Should I bring any games?

>>33270753
If you live with someone please let them know what's going on so they can at least check on you first thing in the morning, maybe even during the night. Keep tabs on your temperature to make sure you don't have a fever. And make sure to go see someone asap tomorrow

>>33270737
I don't really see masculinity in the same way. You shouldn't feel bad for wanting to be lovey dovey with a single person, but I think you should spend some time thinking about what you really want and believe.

>>33270791
the average onlyfans creator makes $200 annually

>>33270785
Yes. What kind of pizza is that anon?

>>33270785
Women will only miss you if you are 8/10 or higher

also, find Jesus and stop cutting you crazy retard.

i just want to dick my girlfriend 8 or 9 times a day, maybe watch some long form slop essay on yt.

>>33270778
all we are are 'obsolete' primal impulses. pretending you're above that isn't noble, it's guaranteeing that you're going to be on things like antidepressants and mood stabilizers for the rest of your life, and non-stop gaslighting. 100% of all the problems going on in society is because we're in an awful phase right now where we try to pretend we can socially engineer our happiness and it turns out we just can't do that.
so, idk, good luck with that.

>>33270582
Can you tell when I've never slept with my friends?

>>33270786
Thank you. Yeah, it's just been a thousand cuts lately that have really had me down. That's probably why other people are more worried about this infection than I am. It's just hard for me to add more stress right now. It's almost just like que sera sera. But I do want to be healthy and I will go to a doctor tomorrow and see what they can do for me. Thanks for the birthday wishes.

>>33270794
Sure hopefully it will distract us from the silence. What did you have in mind.

>>33270800
Thats not a pizza dumbass

>>33270758
The worst.

Women i just want to be rich, and cum in you every day and go on little adventures together. Is that too much to ask for?

>>33270792
It was like 15 years ago when I got it so I don't know if the guy who put it in even still works.

>>33270795
I don't live with anybody, but I definitely don't have a fever or anything. I feel fine.

>>33270800
Toritinos pizza rolls

>>33270807
>>33270794
You guys aren't into just being silent? Just looking at each other. Full eye contact. It can be awkward, it can be comfortable.

>>33270776
Happy birthday anon <3, sorry it's not under better circumstances. Going to the doctor can a huge pain but it really sounds like this is something that warrants it. Please take care of yourself

>>33270788
His trauma makes him not gaf about his friends and family??? LMFAOOOOOO

>>33270738
Well I dunno, you're a girl so the cutesy romantic thought process is less stigmatised for you
>>33270796
I know what I want, I want one partner not the alternative, but admitting that to myself and especially other men is hard

Wait, is it literally just one singular creep dude spamming all these posts?
Ew, like actually such a massive, guttural disgust.

>>33270791
feel free to go start your own business or make some other change in your life that allows you to seize your destiny. but you aren't going to, which is why you attend to those that are physically and mentally inferior to you.

Are you bad at dating?

>>33270814
>It was like 15 years ago when I got it so I don't know if the guy who put it in even still works
Well if you have his info contact him, if you don't look up someone who does put them in.
Anon just go to a fucking doctor.

>>33270823
F
Yes BUT I'm good at being a girlfriend. SO my life is quite difficult in this sense

>>33270807
Well that depends on how long of a game and how many friendships you want to wager.

>>33270787
Happy to be of service kek
>>33270804
>guaranteeing that you're going to be on things like antidepressants and mood stabilizers for the rest of your life
I mean I'm supposed to take these but I don't
>all we are are 'obsolete' primal impulses
I'm gonna need a sauce on this
You do you, just think I'd be more depressed if I had hookups, it achieves nothing

>>33270737
100% in your head, you've fallen for the very weird feminist lie of what society supposedly tells men

>>33270817
That implies a higher level of intimacy though. Not some shit you'd pull on a first date. Plus it'd get extremely boring not being able to tell about anything.

>>33270821
Which ones?
The incel ones?

Can you guys stop asking about dating and sex? I can't participate since im a khhv

>>33270818
I will. Thank you.

>>33270823
I just don't know where single people go.

>>33270789
>sex isn’t a given in a relationship
Yes it is. It is fully expected

>>33270817
That didn’t come with the time package.
>>33270823
Yes

>>33270833
Sorry bro it's normie sexhaver hours rn

>>33270831
Oh right first date. Still I like in a sort of meditative way, ya know? I don't think it would get boring if you did thatt once in a while.

>>33270823
M
In my 26 years of being alive I've never even talked a woman for more than a minute that wasn't work related or a blood relative.

>>33270828
Go big or go home we're going all in on this

>>33270539
>elon already putting mind control chips in the population
Its over

Why is dating so hard but relationships so easy? At least for me.

>>33270842
I can call you and break that streak if you want

>>33270842
BRO. STOP FUCKING COPYING ME. HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW HOW OLD I AM.

why do I think about my ex every time I eat some parmesan cheese?
are women and parmesan cheese similar?

tasty, but also lowkey rank? addictive, expensive, can never have enough but already had too much?

>>33270845
>relationships so easy? At least for me.
Must be nice lol
You're probably fine once you get comfortable around someone

>>33270819
Okay sociopath. Not sorry you can't relate.

Women, is mansplaning to another woman cheating?

Women do you even care?

>>33270823
depends on how you define dating. definitely bad at finding women and getting to the point of dating, but i've never dated someone and not had it go at least partially into a relationship soooo

>>33270836
that's why you will fail in every relationship you try

>>33270814
That's good to hear. If you have a thermometer you might want to take your temperature every couple of hours just in case

>>33270854
Thats just being a dickhead and a retardddd ur not rrauamtatized

>>33270856
kek.

>>33270856
May allah curse you for posting twitter vomit

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33270841
Only thing that'd once in a while is the talking. "...so... Uh... The food's really nice here isn't it..?"

>>33270849
did she eat parmesan?

>>33270863
>underage

>>33270856
>being rudely assertive to women is what they like
Why

>>33270868
Mm. Yeah.

>>33270862
I don't have one, but yeah I feel totally normal and my head doesn't feel warm. I'm honestly not going to be worried going to sleep tonight. Thanks for the concern though.

>>33270856
زنجي

>>33270870
she had loved food as much as I did, yes

>>33270873
Cool
Nice
...

>>33270857
What’s wrong anon?

Most of my friends are women unironically. Why am i still an incel?

>>33270823
>Link in replies
Damn, b8'd

femanons would you date a man who was perfect in every way but had a body count of 50+?

>>33270881
just fuck one of them

I can make guy friends pretty easy and most dudes think I'm chill but women seem to fucking hate me and act differently around me than everyone else. What is this phenomenon called. Am I just gay?

>>33270847
What would we even talk about?

>>33270867
Drifting off to sleepy land

>>33270884
No that would ruin my friendships

>>33270861
It’s expected by everyone. I am the one who doesn’t have much an interest in sex. It always becomes a problem

>>33270849
Dry, aged, crumbly?

>>33270883
No. Whore.

>>33270883
no i dont date manwhores

>>33270886
Anything

Girls

Would you have sex with the Top G

>>33270891
>>33270892
what is the highest body count you would accept? remember he is perfect in literally every other way

>>33270880
Women dont want me

>>33270823
M, yes I'm objectively shit at dating
Been asked out by a few girls in my past, technically three became girlfriends but they all lost interest
Most of the time don't even get a second or third date
Been blocked or ghosted several times after a few dates
I used to cope by saying dating is hard and statistically you're very unlikely to find a good match etc. but I think my personality is just terrible
Anyway how about you anon

>>33270889
it's not - it's rare to find but not everyone will feel entitled to your body in a relationship.

The girl I like from Wal-Mart has this body type and long light brown hair and she looks like pic. How should I approach her? She has caught me staring at her a few times.

>>33270894
idk who that is, so probably not

>>33270899
https://youtu.be/yNnFOryiEFo?si=UInrcJthxwx8MhvQ

women would you date a man who was very close to perfect but he was an isolated virgin in his 30s thats kinda weird because he's undersocialized?

>>33270883
Yes. If he's a certain age and has had serious long term relationships, and is perfect in every way, why wouldn't I?

>>33270895
>what is the highest body count you would accept?

want to say 1 but even thats gross asf i want a virgin bf

>>33270895
2

>>33270878
*sniffs*
*rubs skin next to my eye*
*blinks a few times*
*purses lips*
Yup.

>>33270910
What if he was married and his wife died?

>>33270902
god DAMN, it is not often a picture makes me react but shawties gyat makin me think unwise thoughts, got me entrained

>>33270902
Ask her if shed like to get coffee with you sometime.
Anon I'll be real with you, it probably won't happen.

>>33270887
i cant sleep i have to find clingy gf from my dreams

>>33270905
https://youtu.be/OtKZMe50loA?si=N9IPMUci10-_8hDd

>>33270907
No, we would be incompatible

>>33270916
On god nigga

The other day one of my old friends and his wife, plus their friend and I (male) went to a park to drink a few cans. Straight away, the new girl (from my POV) asked me to sit next to her, then said "no closer" and then "no, this close" and gently pulled me so we were as close as could be.

We got along really well, very tactile, and at at times I forgot my friend and his wife were there. I was wearing trousers because of cut my legs badly a few days ago. Only a few people knew. She asked "so how are your legs?" And I asked how she knows and she said "I know a lot about you, I've asked my friends a lot about you" with this cheeky smile. After a bit, she said "actually I have this tobacco I think you'd like but it's back at my flat. Come with me and we'll get it". Her flat was visible from where we were sitting. I'd been in a bit earlier for a piss. Do you think that was her trying to get us to be alone together? Seems pointless for me to go with her just to come back and try random tobacco.

Then my male friend was like "No! I'll get it" - he still had her keys from earlier when we went for a piss. He then strode off to get it. Was that cockblocking? I also found out since then he fancied her years ago.

So basically (a) so you think she likes me and was trying to get me alone, and (b) was my friend being an asshole?

>>33270920
sorry qt i don't click links off 4chan bc lazy

a girl at the local weed shop giggled at me when i told her i was a sensitive boy. should i flirt more with her next time i go?

Women, do you Iike ice cream?

>>33270927
Sure.

Sensitive men are actually covert narcissists

>>33270928
yes i love ice cream

>>33270916
Why you think that? Coffee in summer. Any other advice.

>>33270931
>everyone but toxic abusechad is bad, he's the real deal
shut the FUCK up, babe.

WAIT WHAT DOVE CHOCOLATE AND DOVE SOAP ARENT MADE BY THE SAME COMPANY?

>>33270924
>went to a park to drink a few cans
What in the universal credit is this?
Anyway deffos sounds like she was into you, dunno if your mate was intentionally being a nob or just unaware, either way did you get her number

i want to move to kansas

>>33270928
i would turn this model into my nigress, and we'd have a bunch of mixed-raced suicidal babies

>>33270913
*Looks around the room*
*Nods slowly*
*Drums fingers on thigh*
So uh. Do you uh. How's life treating you?

>>33270931
BBBB

>>33270935
Sensitive men are like waah waah look at me i'm so sensitive and soft and everything hurts my feelings. We get it, you're self absorbed.

>>33270640
you guys slpet on this

>>33270924
If you got her phone number then neither of those things matter

>>33270937
This is in mainland Europe where it's apparently not linked with chavs. Anyway, no I didn't but I'm here for ages and she's good friends with my friends that I hang out with here.

>>33270938
And do fucking what

>>33270946
I'm sure jh didn't kek

>>33270914
Not a woman, but that sort of thing always disgusted me, to want to replace a loving spouse.

>>33270931
=]

where are the oiled up atoga abs

Why is my female coworker single at 30

Women, do you like massages?

my mans cooking me dinner. do you like to cook anons? what's your favorite recipe?

>>33270936
Nah m8 the former is Mars and the latter is Unilever

>>33270955
You're looking for atoga - ask the other gays anything

>>33270945
um, in this context we were talking about the taste of gummies. the stuff i was buying tastes really awful, but i told her it's probably just my sensitive test (i'm a sensitive boy ;-) ). nothing emotional about it.
(i am emotionally sensitive too, though, unfortunately hypersensitivity is an all-or-nothing thing)

>>33270955
Under our beer guts.

>>33270956
she's banging zoomers off tinder

>>33270956
Fat? Lesbian? Bitch?

>>33270949
just be around flatness

>>33270823
I rarely find anyone I'd want to be in a relationship with so I don't put in much effort.
So I guess yes.

Women can I be horny or whats your mood?

>>33270967
nta i've been there, it's quite flat

>>33270934
>Why you think that? Coffee in summer.
It's ugh low commitment, you can also do ice cream.
My advice is to start going to a different Walmart if she rejects you, at least until you're over it.

>>33270960
>>33270963
it's no wonder the moids here are here and not having sex

>>33270967
Finally be around someone like you then

>>33270823
Been rejected once out of one attempt, so probably

>>33270958
I used to love cooking and used to cook for my gf all the time. then she left. now I just throw rice, eggs, frozen veggies, frozen turkey meatballs in my pressure cooker when I finally get hungry for my one meal of the day and eat that every. single. day.

>>33270972
Nice, I like that.

>>33270971
i doubt i'll ever leave my home state, but if i did, that's where i'd go. very romantic place for me.

>>33270972
Stop saying she will reject me, I think she likes what she sees.

>>33270957
Very much so.

>>33270983
They're paid to be nice to you

>>33270952
You're not replacing her. It's just a new relationship. I imagine you'll always have a love for your first wife, but you could have a new and different love for your second wife.

>>33270934
NTA but coffee places all have iced coffees and cold drinks lol

>>33270979
She's banging manwhores because she hates sensitive men. time to become a toxic asshole so you can cook for someone again.

>>33270924
You should've insisted you and her go back to get it. Not only would that hopefully deter him from trying to interfere but it'd let her know you're interested. Not to mention actually opening up the possibility of something happening when you got there.

>>33270943
*raises eyebrows*
*rubs index finger on upper lip*
*inhales and exhales deeply through my nose*
Mmm. S'okay.
*looks down*
*looks back up*
You?

>>33270974
what did i ever do to you???

>>33270979
feel that. i used to cook for my ex but nothing was ever good enough, it made me hate cooking. i lost passion ever since then

>>33270973
I'm just making a joke love
Besides oiled muscular men are typically a gay thing not a woman thing

>>33270958
i do like it, but i'm not good at it. i don't really have a favorite recipe, but for a while i was cooking out of my great grandma's cookbook, and that was pretty neat. i'm very interested in depression-era food and pioneer food, that ethos of making do with what you have is really fun. i made this canned salmon meatloaf with asparagus that was SO good, the only thing that was bad about it was the sauce i made; it was an orange white sauce, and i thought it'd be sweeter than it turned out to be and so it didn't balance out the salmon very well. but if that sauce had been sweet, it would have been so delicious...

State Gender
Look at this dope as hell shirt I found at goodwill.
How should I style it, what kind of pants would work best?

>>33270988
>manwhores
>sensitive men
these are the same dudes though?

>>33270959
I FEEL SO SILLY ALSO I THOUGHT MAGNUM WAS A CONDOM COMPANY NOT TROJAN AND I THOUGHT THEY ALSO MADE THE ICE CREAM

>>33270996
Take your recycling out

>>33270996
What ethnicity r u

>>33270993
I also used to cook for my ex, now all I want to cook is my head in the oven

I can be really good at talking to women when I do it spontaneously, like getting phone numbers quickly without even asking. I've even had girls arguing over me. Yet whenever I go on a date I'm terrified and become all boring and anxious.

Any idea why?

>>33270991
Hehe just teasing you. I love flat girls.

>>33270996
M
Cute. Wait.
No homo. NO HOMO. I DON'T LIKE MEN. I HATE ME

>>33270996
that is a dope as hell find, although you look either like a man-sized child or like someone out of a 90s book about 90s fashion (that seems to only exist in books and never in real life). but i have 0 stylishness so i can't answer your questions. but it is 100% a dope find and i'm a bit jealous

>>33270997
dumb whore can't even track of who enters and exits

>>33270883
Women are more attracted to high body count than anything

>>33270996
I'm male. Looks autistic as fuck. Also your belt to crotch region is too high, like an old man.

>>33270986
Yes, it is replacing her.

>I imagine you'll always have a love for your first wife, but you could have a new and different love for your second wife.
Which literally means my love for either of them is transient and replaceable. That's what I find disgusting.

>>33271007
so what you're saying is you are the toxic asshole? get to the kitchen bitch

>>33271003
Because the anticipation causes you to overthink and that causes you to get anxious

>>33270996
I don't know how to make this work but I sincerely hope you succeed in making this work.

Best of luck to you, all my positive energy is going your way.

>>33271013
Yup.Hope you like scrambled eggs.

What do women actually need men for? I don't mean on a societal level, but on an individual level, what does the average man really offer your average woman?

>>33271012
what an absolutely retarded idea. do you only have one friend, too? is having multiple friends a sign that that you serially replace one with the other, or are somehow faking your friendship with the other?

>>33271003
>whenever I go on a date I'm terrified and become all boring and anxious.
Probably putting too much pressure on yourself in those scenarios to act a certain way and thus clamming up

>>33271017
Dick and security.

>>33271006
Do you know any artists/fashion like this? Mondrian, Delaunay? What's this fashion even called?

>>33270907
If that's what he's working with, then yeah.

>>33271010
I will zero in on that later
>>33271006
>someone out of a 90s book about 90s fashion (that seems to only exist in books and never in real life)
I used to describe my taste in style as "Someone pulled from an ethnically diverse group of friends from a high school textbook"
>>33271005
Hah, ur gay now
>>33271001
picrel
>>33270999
Thats a next week problem, I still have bottles to stack
>>33271015
Thanks anon

Girls, I won a knockout tour in Mario Kart last night. It was really intense.

>>33270996
Dope shirt bro, I'd wear some dark jeans and boots or smth

>>33271016
i don't. i hate them & i'll get physical if you serve me them. btw i'm pregnant and you're daddy
>>33271017
well, i'm kind of quirky with a wicked sense of humor. a lot of women don't even have a sense of humor at all, so i find it adds a lot of their lives

>>33271012
nta but that reminds me of my dad
mom divorced him and he was like "I'll always love her ;_;"
then he got a new wife and then shot her (mother of two) then himself
now I'm only 20 and maybe I don't know what's up but like, bro- pick a lane.

>>33271012
Are you one of those nerdy guys that had no sexual experience until you met that one girl who basically lived online, and that was your first sexual experience and then your wife? I know a few people like that and they think like that too.

>>33271021
>Mondrian
OP
thanks for the inspo

If a girl that has 'short-term fun' as her preference on tinder right swipes a guy with 'long-term', what does that mean? She's really cute but it's late and I don't want a one night stand..

>>33270984
when was the last time any femanon got a massage though hmmm

>>33271021
NTA but they're called colour block shirts and they're from the 90's

>>33271017
I want a man I can sniff and sit on for comfort

>>33271021
anon just said i can't into fashion why are you asking me lmao
>>33271023
>I used to describe my taste in style as "Someone pulled from an ethnically diverse group of friends from a high school textbook"
yes! if that's what you're going for, you're right on the ticket. that is EXACTLY the sort of clothes i'd expect to find on a pic of people from the 90s pretending to be trendy people in the 90s.

what a fucking find. i bet that was a prop used for one of those textbooks, even

>>33271030
>girl that has 'short-term fun' as her preference on tinder right swipes a guy with 'long-term'
She's going to eat you alive mate

>>33270990
*Scratches beard*
*Checks nails*
Some better some worse
*Clears throat*
Seen any good movies. Or shows. Or anything like that.

>>33271030
it means she just wants short-term fun and thinks her vagina means she gets a pass even at guys who say "long-term"
you get what you get

>>33271031
When they tried to roll her back into the sea

>>33270996
Nigga think he Raoul Duke

>>33271039
kek good one :highfive:

>>33271025
Your input is valued and has been considered
>>33271034
>i bet that was a prop used for one of those textbooks, even
I gotta find me a photographer for stock images now

>>33271026
>>33271026
>i don't. i hate them & i'll get physical if you serve me them.
fine by me i love a rough sex
>btw i'm pregnant and you're daddy
my ass

>>33271017
Trey can have my love (and dick)

>>33271039
kek my ex divorced me when she asked her mom the same thing and i replied with that. fuckin worth it to see the look on that old hag's face. do miss my kids though

>>33271030
Dont forget to wear protection m8

>>33271034
Fuck oops.
>>33271029
My mom was obsessed with Mondrian. My bedroom when I was a kid was painted in that style, only reason why I know.
>>33271032
Oh cool.

>>33270957
I need a video like this except with stronger hands working on a guy's back. not gay. guys just need massages too.

>>33271049
Hella fruity

m or f
would you rather be
>weird or generic
>used or useless
>hated for who you are or loved for what you're not
>belong nowhere or have no freedom
>blamed for all or credit for none
>king of the hill with all coming to tear you down or left alone at the bottom crushed into the mud
>your name made synonymous with heroism for committing evil or with villainy for doing good
>bully or bullied

>>33271040
Unfortunately I have too much hair to rock a bucket hat.
I gotta rewatch that movie, its been a while

Girls, if you took a guy back to your place and he couldn't get it up what, if anything, would fix it? If he went down on you and it was good? Or is it just game over at that point?

>>33271017
This is such a miserable way of thinking, once you've gone down this road it's basically over for you

>>33271052
Yeah it's a bit fruity. I'm trying to imagine it on older guys and the thought of it is making me laugh. Probably best on women and twinkier men.

>>33271020
vibrator, firearm, and gibs program
done and done
>>33271033
just need a body pillow with one of those scents they sell

>>33271053
>>your name made synonymous with heroism for committing evil or with villainy for doing good
What the fuck does that even mean

>>33271053
This post retraumatized me

>>33271059
You're actually cute even though I hate your personality.

>>33271053
M
1
2
2
1
2
1
1
1

>>33271059
I shouldn't complain, and it doesn't matter when it's just a tool, but that gun is fugly.

>>33271059
She's printing HARD
Hella cute though

>>33271030
It means that she think she can convince you to do what she intends, which could be a ONS or it could be a FWB.
But she is not thinking that she wants a LTR.

>>33271053
Female, generic and I'm too tired to deal with the rest of it sorry. I'm supposedly an INFP or an ENFP though

>>33271017
average woman is mid!!!!!
"what does he offer" get the fuck out dumb bitch your past time is tiktalk

you stare at screens!!!!! can't even install linux!!!! old ass car tires that pop fucking loomer headass!!!! take the fucking lint out of your dryer dusty bitch

women these days so entitled

>>33271059
agoraphobic cat lady the origin

>>33271053
wow a lot of these are fucking bad and reminded me of worse times, thank you.

>>33271066
Literally just a glock

>>33271058
>Probably best on twinkier men.
Its a good thing I look twinkier in clothes
>>33271049
Thanks for the inspo x2
Cut off ankles are a little funky but I can work around that

>>33271053
>pic related
Can confirm.

>M
>weird
>used
>loved for what I'm not
>belong nowhere (welcome to my life lol)
>credit for none
>king of the hill
>heroism for committing evil (if it's other people's definition of evil), villainy for doing good (if it's mine)
>bully (that was me in elementary school, seems much preferable)

If you shot someone who was trying to hurt you would you be like hell yeah. I know I would.

women what do you do if you love your bf but he always overfeeds you?

>>33271072
I don't like how they look. But like I said, doesn't matter as it's a tool.

>>33271070
>agoraphobic cat lady the origin
I think the cats would use her gun on themselves.

>>33271077
eat less

>>33271059
This girl is so fucking hot.
Femanons why cant you look like this?

Femanons, the person I am dating uses they/ them and has a deeper voice than I do, but they definitely have XX chromosomes.
Am I getting in over my head?

>>33271076
Honestly I would be worried about revenge and the government fucking me over despite self defense.

>>33271055
If we're having sex then I'm head over heels and I'd assume he'd had too much to drink. It's not over, I'd just follow his lead

>>33271048
>>33271068
yeah
I matched just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating, then blocked. sad, she was really cute

>>33271053
>weird or generic
weird
>used or useless
useless
>hated for who you are or loved for what you're not
hated for who you are
>belong nowhere or have no freedom
belong nowhere
>blamed for all or credit for none
credit for none
>king of the hill with all coming to tear you down or left alone at the bottom crushed into the mud
king of the hill
>your name made synonymous with heroism for committing evil or with villainy for doing good
villainy for doing good
>bully or bullied
bully

fags can't answer these because they aren't dominant

>>33271017
Idk. Hormone sniffing?
I kinda like penis. And biting them. And snuggling them. But I like women too. I can have both.

>>33271077
Realise he's an insecure dick that's trying to make me fat so it's harder to leave him.

>>33271053
m
>weird
>used
>hated for who you are
>belong nowhere
>credit for nothing
>king of the hill
>neutral
>neutral-lean-bullies

>>33271060
Oppenheimer vs Hitler

>>33271078
Women would you stick this in your waistband

Girls, are you very susceptible to following trends?

>>33270996
Women, is that enough hand vein for you or too little.

>>33271092
Why did you have to post a full image. I do not want to look at a glock. Can you post a nicer handgun next.

>>33271077
I would never date someone like that

>>33270996
Like that is fine even, or jeans. Looking good btw.

>>33271083
Yeah I'd be worried about the legal fallout too but in my mind I'd be like fuck yeah that was awesome.

>>33271093
what are the latest trends

>>33270668
look into vagus nerve damage in premmies.

>>33271093
No I hate spending money

>>33271099
Asking questions without using a "?"

>>33271095
Ok

>>33271096
>>33271089
>>33271080
>redflag! he's too nice to me, his girlfriend!
into the rape kennels the accursed generation

>>33271102
ah. hottest thing I've seen a women say in these threads. so- you single/

>>33271093
No, I'm susceptible to setting them

>>33271093
Kind of, but only if I like them or feel they work for me

>>33271105
Fat fetishists truly are the worst

>>33271106
Wtf? Why? Yes I am. This is an unnattractive trait everyone always roasts me for it

>>33271105
>into the rape kennels the accursed generation
at this point I'm thinking that was their desire all along

>>33271104
Nice.

>>33271108
>I only do things I like or want to do
Wow

>>33271102
>No I hate spending money
good joke

>>33271077
Gain muscle
Checkm8

>>33271116
Why would I joke about being a cheap piece of shit

>>33271107
The only femanon post I liked this year.

>>33271117
Would you crush his head in your thighs

>>33271055
I'm alright with just oral. I actually prefer it.

>>33271105
Unless you're a grandmother overfeeding someone isn't nice

>>33271117
god yes I just want to feed my bitch until her huge fucking muscly thunder thighs can squeeze my skull shut aaaaauuuuuuuuuughhhhhhh

>>33271105
It's not nice to make someone obese and give them endless health problems. Anyway, something that can be considered nice can be considered odd if you keep doing it too much. Like if every single thing you said to someone was a compliment it would come across as desperate and sycophantic rather than nice. Or just paying for everything for everyone you know all the time. It seems like you're paying them to be your friends rather than simply being generous.

>>33271109
We are called architects

>>33271104
Man, now I'm thinking about wanting to collect firearms again.

>>33271076
No, I gotta do paperwork and shit for years now for the cost of shooting some thug crap that nobody will miss, and nobody would miss me either. I don't know, I guess I used to fantasize more about these things when I was a kid. Now I'm old and alone and there would no point for anyone to shoot me, or for me to shoot them. I bet crime is going down because everyone is hopeless now.

I hate women.

>>33271115
I know, I'm 2deep4u

>>33271126
No architect would design something as repulsive as a fat woman.

>>33271102
that's why every woman dresses the same though, isn't it?
>some jeans/leggings
>some boring top/shirt

>>33271126
Back to fit you degenerate

>>33271018
I don't make a lifelong vow of exclusivity to my friends.

>>33271028
I'm a virgin.
>that was your first sexual experience and then your wife?
Wrong order, but otherwise I don't see the problem in this.

>>33271128
What kind of paperwork needs to be done?

>>33271136
Who knows. I bet there is a lot, though. Dealing with lawyers, the government, the police, the court system, I bet there's going to be a lot.

>>33271133
Idk I know girls who spend $100 on a single pair of lulu leggings and then another $50 on an aritzia top and they get multiples of that

>>33271135
>lifelong
nta
Keyword
A life has ended, has it not?

cock

>>33271092
no i prefer revolvers

>>33271127
Should do it

>>33271135
See, you've put romantic relationships on a strange pedestal. It always happens when you have a total drought of them until the first long-term one that leads to marriage. Imagine if you didn't make your first friend until you were 22 and didn't make each laugh until after an official ceremony. You'd feel like you were betraying them if you made another friend and having a laugh with someone would feel like some holy act.

>>33271138
I bet. When I walk past a display of athleisure wear in shades of greige and taupe I'm always wondering what kind of lunatic they can convince to actually pay for that. But clearly they're doing their job well and it's a lot.

>>33271144
In a few years when I have more money, hopefully.

>>33271135
How in the name of Jesus H Christ are you still a virgin even after getting married? It's odd enough to wait until then anyway, but unless she exploded as she walked down the aisle, that shouldn't be possible.

>>33271109
>here's 6 pancakes
>thanks but i prefer 2 pancakes
>okay, I'll just make 2 from now on
how hard is it?
>filth! we must dump our moids for trivial things!
nooooooooooo? just ask for less it's not that hard?


>>33271111
four same numbers


>>33271123
You don't have to lick the plate clean no matter the vast assortment, just take some be full, they'll adjust, unless they forget. Grandma tantrums when you don't finish not your boyfriend ffs

>>33271125
>make them obese
PUT DOWN THE FOOOORK! PUT DOWN THE FOOOORK!
>this is a lot, I can't eat all of this
HOW HARD CAN IT possibly be?
>I'm on a diet
>I'm watching ym weight
>I don't want to eat too much

it's normal for the genders to not know how much the other eats. My gf eats like kids meal sized portions I don't. She will sometimes make the mistake of getting me tiny portions, I make the mistake of getting her giga proportions. It's a mistake!
>Filth! the moid must be castrated!
calm down jesus christ not even OP I just got triggered on his behalf

post gender and do you prefer revolvers or slide type hand guns?

>>33271053
Male
-Weird
-Useless
-hated for who I am
-belong nowhere
-credit for none
-left alone
-villainy
-bullied

>>33271076
I chased a burglar once and it was like I wasn't even in my own body, but if I had had a gun in my hand I'm certain I would have shot him without thinking. I don't think I'd be capable of rational thought in that kind of circumstance, it would just be pure adrenaline and weird instinct

>>33271121
>>33271124
Rawr

>>33271146
Women are stupid no offense

>>33271053
f
>weird
>useless
>hated for who you are
>belong nowhere
>credit for none
>king of the hill with all coming to tear you down
>villainy for doing good
>bullied

>>33271139
My life didn't.

>>33271145
Uh, no, because they're entirely different kinds of relationships, with entirely different sets of expectations. It's what I'm looking for to begin with, not some kind of knee-jerk reaction to getting it after the fact.

>>33271149
I'm obviously not married, either.

>>33271151
M. Semiautos, of course. Revolvers are just antiques now, even though they look cool and have the cowboy history. It doesn't help that most companies gave up making new models like 30+ years ago.

>>33271152
Hey stop describing my life.

>>33271151
M
Revolvers for aesthetic
Slides for practicality

>>33271030
It's a bot dumbass

>>33271143
Not bad

>>33271151
f, revolvers because i find other types of handguns hard to load and cock

Why can't more men wear slutty clothing like gloves and those pec choking suspenders

>>33271150
based spergout

>>33271157
nta
I wonder how the marvel rivals porn community is doing. I wonder if they’ll contribute to progress as significantly as the Overwatch community and Elizabeth did

>>33271151
M
My favorite handgun is the cz82.

>>33271150
Anon, offering lots of food isn't the same as overfeeding someone. "Feeding" implies a level or coercion or control

>>33271151
Semis of course
M

I got a handjob from a much, much younger girl. She was the sole driving force but I didn't stop her. She's coming over again later. Should I cancel it?

>>33271167
when I dress up for bicycling I look like I'm going to a gay pride parade.
The bibs, it's just ridiculous. Spandex that cups your package, squeezes over your thick thighs, accentuates your butt, comes up to emphasize the waist, and then has spandex suspenders to capture your nipples and stretch over your hairy pecs. It's definitely something.

>>33271151
If I have to defend my home I want a slide.
If I’m putting on a show and making it a performance then a revolver

>>33271166
Can your silly little girls arms not pull the slides back

>>33271173
Your life is completely over if you get put on a register, like suicide is the only option at that point

>>33271173
kys pedophile

Femanons how many of you are racist?

>>33271167
whut

>>33271170
>she 85
the gun or your girlfriend?

>>33271151
F
I prefer pistols. I only own one revolver, but own several pistols.

>>33271167
Post examples please

>>33271167
I'll look like a gay stripper

>>33271176
i have very weak grip strength, making all parts of it difficult :/ but with revolvers, cocking the gun to make it a hair trigger pull makes it a lot easier, and loading the gun is a lot easier too.

>>33271173
If she's legal, why would you cancel?
If not, well, yeah, probably. That's not the kind of thing you want on your permanent record.

>>33271180
i'm racist against white boys only

>>33271186
Get her a Makarov
Aren't they big in your hands though. Or do you only shoot little ones.

>>33271182
>post ending in 82
Epic. Also I don't have a gf. Also also I should get a Star Model BM.

>>33271188
Tfw no racist black femdom gf

>>33271180
Im really racist but I hide it

I can only cum if the girl is wearing a fake beard. Am I gay?

>>33271189
i actually like the wood grips, the ones with the finger indentations are too big. i own a gp100 personally.

>>33271169
I wonder if he watches that

>>33271196
If stubble will do it for you, make sure to visit /lgbt/ and /soc/, you'll be drowning in girls

Do men really enjoy playing games 12+ hr a day and never having sex

>>33271171
Oh. do women really get intimidated into overeating? Sounds like a skill issue unless I'm missing some important context.

>>33271193
im white sorry

>>33271200
Should I enjoy that?

>>33271180
I'm not really racist, but you bring it out of me.

>>33271200
No but I do it anyway because I have nothing else

>>33271200
I've had a lot of sex thanks to Roblox

>>33271200
I game all day and the tinder gods have blessed me with weekly puss

/fit/ be damned I’m eating an ellbee of mushrooms for dinner

>>33271200
What else am I supposed to do when I get home from work?

>>33271200
I'd prefer to spend time with a gf but women hate men so that is out of the question.

>>33271200
i play games with my man 12+ hours a day and then have sex

>>33271180
Maybe I'm a little racist against Asians.

>>33271200
Games with a group of other guys can be more fun than 99% of normie experiences

>>33271157
that's hot but that's too fantasy for my tastes.
I like real woman. hairy armpits, wearing her stink, boobs impossible to ignore, flexing her muscles at me in my survival hut, daring me to overpower her
.

Is it good or cringe when a guy points out how tight a girl is? My instinct says cringe but sometimes it's true and you just say it without meaning to. I have a thick dick so it happens fairly often.

>>33271200
It's better than *not* playing games 12+ hr a day while also never having sex.
It's worse than playing games 12+ hr a day but also having sex the same day.
It's better than playing games 12+ hr a day but also having sex but only once in a while.

>>33271220
f, i like it, i think it's good

>>33271221
>It's better than playing games 12+ hr a day but also having sex but only once in a while.
if you have a girlfriend you're not getting 12+ hours or daily sex lmfao

>>33270425 (OP)
The dog is browsing the ‘Chan with me

>>33271200
yes actually. Games provide a simulation of being a man in the past when life mattered
When you turn off the screen, you can only experience being a man in the 2020s

>>33271224
maybe YOU aren't, lmao

>>33271225
Tell that nigga I said woof

Men why won't you take me and teach me how to use a gun

>>33271227
this is why we need to normalize cheating

>>33271198
Who is “he”

Men
How would you feel about a woman who worked as a professional dominatrix and has pegged almost 40 men?

>>33271200
I have too little attention span and too much FOMO to play video games more than an hour, I have sex most days

>>33271230
I'll take you to the range and-
>>33271234
Nevermind babe gimme the gun I have to shoot myself

>>33271230
I totally would. Wish I had a girl to teach things to.

>>33271234
She better not bring home work or she's getting spanked

>>33271203
hi

>>33271234
she could be my friend but never my partner

>>33271236
Kek

>>33271167
Wait, gloves are slutty lol?

Femanons who like white boys. What is it about them you like?

>>33271230
you'll use it on someone and end up on television.

>>33271230
The real reason is because we don't live near eachother.

>>33271234
Would never ever wife that
As the other anon said, we could be friends. Would be interesting (for a while) to find out what makes her tick.

>>33271225
Post dog

>>33271167
my understanding is that the female gaze focuses on shit like forearms which men expose a lot already
showing off your abs and nipples and shit just makes you look gay because its gay men who primary like that

>>33271242
Wearing gloves for fashion definitely is. But that's good. They've been out of style for so long it feels okay to bring them back, and I'm doin it.

>>33271243
white men are the toxic abusechad of earth men

>>33271234
Ugh well it's not my thing, and I don't think it's what I am looking for in a woman.
I want one that is still fascinated by men.

>>33271200
I'll play video games sometimes and enjoy them, but if I'm playing them for 12 hours there's a problem in my life (either I'm sick or I happened upon a weekend where literally nothing is going on, which is rare).
And obviously I'd rather have sex.

>captcha: NTR D0
No thank you captcha, that's not my thing. Netori might be okay though.

>>33271243
What kind of question is this? They’re the same ethnicity as me and I like men of all ethnicities, it would be weird if I didn’t like them

>>33271251
Wow, makes us sound hot. Awesome.

>>33271234
As long as she didn’t bottom for them

>>33271234
not a person I'd take seriously as a human being

>>33271249
I only wear gloves (leather) during the winter desu.

>>33271251
Can you be cringe somewhere else?

>>33271252
Damn I want one of those too, but I think you can only find those on alien planets.

>>33271256
I thought you were BBC only

>>33271256
…Aren’t you jewish?

>>33271234
There was a girl I talked to from /soc/ for a while who was a professional dominatrix. Despite apparently preferring to receive the rough treatment.

I'd date someone like her. I don't think I'd date someone who was a dominatrix because that's the kind of relationship she wanted though.

I can’t think of a more grown up way to say “I need to tinkle in the potty”

>>33271258
What is it called when you’re homophobic only for men that take it up the butt?

>>33271256
>and I like men of all ethnicities
You like Indians?
Can you be a little less hyperbolic with your Tikkun Olam crap?

>>33271269
this is why grown men start pissing in the sink

>>33271200
Since losing my job and gf I've been staying up all day and night playing vidya
Shit is pretty cash honestly
Why keep failing in real life when I can escape into a virtual one

>>33271269
I gotta take a piss

>>33271269
>Girl are you a hentai character? Because I want to use you as a human toilet.

>>33271265
I don't think so, well maybe what I want is one that makes me feel like she is still fascinated by men.

>>33271256
Jews are not white

A fly just commit suicide into my smoothie. Fucking idiot.

>>33271167
women what did I just say about the need to post examples??

I can't even imagine what you're talking about

>>33271243
They're the best looking and the least misogynistic.

>>33271271
Being Roman or Greek

>>33271278
Yeah in all seriousness, same here, even though I know I'm probably too old for that. It sucks to go on dates and hear them say or imply that they're bored and done with men after banging so many guys for 10+ years. I never thought I'd be someone that goes for younger women, before I got to this age. Now, yikes.

>>33271281
what a way to go

>>33271279
I dunno, I’ve never once been in a like restaurant or store and told “sorry maam this we don’t serve colored folk”

>>33271289
Post

>>33271209
Bro is posting food and I just started my fast :(

Getting skinny is kind of fucking overrated Ngl

>>33271289
Yeah no shit, you’re 20. We fixed that problem a while ago

>>33271289
gonning to your tits for the thousandth time

>>33271201
idk but why would I want to be with someone who actively wants me to overeat?

>>33271243
I like the pale skin. So handsome. And kissable

>>33271295
Only if you are male. Women need to be skinny, I get to be fat and balding :^)

Anyways anons I kinda want to be a bit horny

>>33271309
You are permitted

>>33271209
Mushrooms are the best food, looks delicious

>>33271309
post abdomen

>>33271308
No I am woman, lost weight, and now everything is like 15% more uncomfortable

>>33271309
Go on soc pls, I'm on there right now there is a new boob thread

>>33271309
post

>>33271315
It’s in the archives

Can’t post

I want to be pegged by a male penis. Am I gay?

>>33271320
>It’s in the archives
everything you are is a work of art

>>33271311
Anons is there a female equivalent of this image?

Character in my game is complaining about being old while being three years younger than me >:(

>>33271316
Apart from looking at you.

>>33271316
I am a guy and I put on real fat for the first time on my gut last year and so I trimmed back for 18 months and I feel SO much more comfortable without that belly fat.

>>33271295
>T. Fat fuck

>>33271321
liking dick is always gay

I hope she comes back

>>33271309
What do you like about men. Describe it. What you'd want to do. What you'd what him to do.

>>33271328
I've been doing some hellish workouts for weight loss. Never again will I put on weight, not even 20lbs

>>33271328
I put on belly fat, I lost belly fat, and I learned something from the experience
I'm still mentally ill

>>33271326
Not really ig I look slightly better
>>33271328
It’s just sitting and laying in so uncomfortable there’s no cushion it’s just straight bone
>>33271329
I weigh like 118lbs

>>33271330
And liking pussy makes you a lesbian?

>>33271331
I hope she comes back too :^)

>>33271336
NTA but all women are homosexual so, yes.

>>33271243
i don't like them

>>33271333
Just eat less. Exercise is shit at burning calories. You could run a marathon or you could skip three meals.

>>33271338
Thank you bro, I want to ask her number!!!!!!

>>33271341
Just eating less/healthier will help you lose weight, but you need to work out to put on any kind of muscle

>>33271341
Exercise is a much healthier way. Also I like my sweet treats, I won't cut them out even at my goal weight