Thread 33280569

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33278230

It’s okay to be a little gay if you’re totally straight

why do straight women hate being attracted to men so much?

>>33280572
True.

>>33280574
imagine looking at a man and thinking "Damn I just wanna suck him off"

how horrifying

>>33280574
Because you would rather jerk off to porn than fuck us and we know.

>>33280577
Skill issue

>>33280583
name a place
name a time

>>33280572
I tried to get gay but I just couldn't get into dick, couldn't even get off to futa porn. Reluctantly started dating women again. Sissy hypno and BNWO shit did not work , just made me hate black people more.

>>33280583
I don't have to hear my hand bitch about not making it cum

>>33280586
Explain the part where that solves a problem

>>33280579
So now she's used goods and still thinks she deserves a good man

>>33280592
see I knew you'd chicken out

>>33280594
To fuck some random black guy from 4chan?
You offered sex. You didn't offer a solution.

>>33280589
True enlightenment is when you watch those videos and imagine yourself as the chad

>>33280583
i can jerk of to porn
i cant have sex with a woman
i mean i probably could hookup with some weirdo on /soc/ or discord if i really tried but i dont want my first time to be like that

>>33280583
Is that a real problem?

do you ever kneel down and accidentally bruise that spot just next to your knee by accident

Femanons, would you degrade your boyfriend if he wanted you to?

>>33280596
mutt's law

Femanons want to play spin the bottle

I think I'm going to vomit again today

>>33280583
This

>>33280602
Munts law

>>33280593
Same anon and she did actually get a good man eventually, but I credit my brother and I bullying her for her realization that her ex was garbage.

>>33280603
Not here.

How do I reach out for platonic friendships with femanons on /soc/? Is it really worth it doing LDR in such a manner?

*banging fist on desk" why are hot men such whores

>>33280605
Well it's true in your case, not for most women though

>>33280596
>You didn't offer a solution.
Yeah because I'm probably over a thousand miles away from you, what solution is there other than to attempt to date the women that are actually available to me?

>>33280610
it makes perfect sense? why would you be mad

Where do I meet clingy GF?

>>33280610
Because we can be. Not valued for anything else but looks and cock

>>33280610
The answer is because they know you'll fuck them either way, and if you don't, some other girl will. They never face consequences for their actions, so they don't act as if they will.

>>33280607
But still pretty depressing that it takes an abusive guy for foids to value a good man.

>>33280610
Because they can?

>>33280610
they arent if you brainwash them into thinking theyre ugly

>>33280610
MK Ultra made me cool
https://youtu.be/vWW2SzoAXMo

agoga

>>33280619
It doesn't. I think the issue is that a lot of women end up with wiring issues on men that stand their ground and ones that abuse them

>>33280601
No

>>33280610
Blame the women who used me when all I wanted was a wife and kids

bottleleven

>>33280619
>an abusive guy
oh no she would have totally stayed with him forever if a pair of spoiled teenage boys hadn't mocked her entire lifestyle, our dad (her brother) punished the shit out of us, but it definitely broke her idea of her marriage

>>33280624
aboba

>>33280628
Ooh lord. He knows he's "hot" but has zero ability to take responsibility for his shitty behaviors.
Eh, it's not like you would ever have some kind of self actualization moment forced upon you.

I don't seem to be attracted to women anymore

>>33280601
Of course.
I'd do any configuration of power dynamics or sexual acts

>>33280634
Many such cases

Today I ran into a girl I asked out over a year ago, she was coming out of my apartment complex with a fuckton of laundry. She asked if I lived here and I said yes, but the thing is I told her I live here because her sister lives on the floor below mine.

Anyway I shook it off as autism. But she's totally into me and is going to text me later today, right?

>>33280636
something something happenings are inevitable when pizza deliveries are up and gay bar attendance is down

>>33280638
idk. never asked out a girl or gave a girl my number

Men, do you want my attention?

>>33280644
Yes, please.

>>33280644
No, crawl back into your hole. Why should I care about you?

>>33280636
Washington DC sucks, it's basically a redpill dudebro's ideas on dating made flesh, women think they're too good to date men their own age or income level, a bunch of old wrinkly bastards with big checks from the Institute of Money to Israel clean up, and the only other option for women is some melanin enriched asshole with 7 felonies who should have gotten the death penalty years ago but DC is a clown world judiciary where you get a $50 fine for breeding a pit bull army.

>>33280641
preacher man says it the end of time and the mississippi river she's going dry
cost of livin's up and the stock market's down
your only gettin mugged if you go downtown

>>33280644
AfaiR your taste is men is abysmal, so no

>>33280644
I am repulsed by polyamorous harems, no thank you.

>>33280646
*headpats*

>>33280644
why is that your name
what inspired it

>>33280648
Forgot to ad, I called the Lincoln Project pedophiles while on drunken benders for years, and they never sued me, then it turned out they actually were pedophiles lmao.

So what percentage of athletic girls (specifically girls who do MMA/BJJ/wrestling) are straight or at least bi? Back in high school I had a female gym teacher and oh my God she was so fucking RIPPED and not as in big but she was low bodyfat and strong, I also was close to fucking her

Right now am 182cm weigh 85kg muscular but I just have a little bit of fat in my butt and gut I'm trying to shed off.

>>33280653
Blue waffle.

>>33280655
i guess mostly normal distribution just slightly more homosexual

>>33280638
How about you focus on the present instead of your giddiness. You're excited, but I promise you anything could happen. I hope the best for you, but this is like winning at the casino.

>>33280574
Not all straight women are like that.

>>33280646
She's a single mother not taking care of her kids, remember that

I’m a dog

>>33280653
wasn't it one of the AI generated names

>>33280574
Because look at how beautiful women are and how ugly and unkept men are
Why would you willingly pick men?

>>33280662
Why would she do that.

>>33280664
wdym?

I just made my girlfriend cum from licking / nibbling / licking her tummy. Then again from her breasts, and again when I was lower there. Then I edged her and made her cum from penetration.

Are we special? Is it her or is it me?

Why is it so hard for so many men and women?

>>33280601
probably not i like him too much. i would psychoanalyze him and fix his problems instead

>>33280665
Because three out of five times I can talk to a man about a subject and actually enjoy the conversation by the end of it. I have considered whether or not I am bisexual on numerous occasions, especially because I have bisexual relatives.

>>33280663
kek, thats one way to get her attention

>>33280574
Because >>33280610

Women aren't "passive-aggressive", they're just tired of men not listening after being told what's wrong a thousand times so they eventually become cold in the hopes that you will finally get the hint.

>>33280669
I can comprehend nipple orgasms, as they're an erogenous area. But tummy orgasms? Really? Like around her navel, or around her abs? Sounds hot though.

>>33280669
She's faking it.

>>33280674
;3
Unfortunately I’m only a dog for one, but I thought it’d be funny

Plap

>>33280677
I think you're a generalizing retard

>>33280677
women want something without explicitly saying it because asking it out right ruins it

It's like a person asking for a surprise birthday party.

>>33280671
Just date men if you hate women that much

>>33280609
do you want a platonic friendship or a LDR? you're already starting off confused so, not like that

Should I pretend to be a betabuxxer then get a woman to settle for me then become dark triad and trauma bond with her? Is this the play for men in 2025?

>>33280693
you lack sincerity

Which identityfag gonna /crashout/ tonight?

>>33280693
You aren't going to do shit so in your fantasy you can do whatever you want

>>33280693
Worked for my bf

>>33280696
Hopefully all of them. I'll only crash out if I see the other ones crashing out.

goodnight atog

This was supposed to be a great weekend at home watching a wrestling show and then playing my new video games. But I probably won't be able to enjoy it since my AC probably won't be fixed. I'm sad.

What do you do about disappointment?

>>33280679
Nope.

>>33280696
my money is on qt bc he's trying to not get ban with his ex or something

>>33280662
Does any single mother actually take care of her kids? Single moms basically advertise their kids for molesters, like remove single moms from the stats and pedophilia becomes a rounding error.

>>33280693
>become dark triad
Haha, doesn’t work like that

>>33280705
Keep coping buddy

>>33280657
I never asked any chick at my gym out or talked to anyone besides staff, am I gonna need some niche dating app to find one or do I have a chance to find a nice hot wheyfu on tinder or bumble? Really I ain't expecting an olympic tier athlete I just want a gf who has nice mucles that can be noticed from a distance and I specified I want a gf who can fight as I am a masochist that wants to be choked.

I'm not expecting someone as lean as my gym teacher which I wanted to be her tummy towel and lick her sweaty abs, yummy tummy, beautiful belly, cute core, sexy six pack, My God you could grind meat on those... ah shit I got distracted again. So uh should I try those two apps?

>>33280704
I turn up the heating so I can pretend I'm on holiday

>>33280693
check out this little edgelord

>>33280711
I don't take tranime posts seriously

>>33280716
And I don't take obvious larps seriously

>>33280688
Every single woman I've been attracted to has actually wanted to learn about me as a person. Most dates stay at small talk level, and there's only so much I can waffle about whatever happened to me last week or random trivia before I too grow bored, since they were apparently bored the second they walked in and see no need to actually engage in the date they agreed to show up to.
It's like they're trying to watch me hold a conversation with myself. What the fuck am I supposed to do, start juggling knives? If you're not interested in me, just say so, fuck.

>>33280693
This is the counter-meta, yes.

I fucking hate women. They're so god damn stupid, it hurts.

>>33280717
larp? really so hard to believe some guy out there figured out how to push the right buttons? lol

Today an old man asked me if I played for the local NBA team.

>>33280724
Here's some more anime, you can stop taking me seriously now :3

>>33280696
I had a tantrum after my vibrator ran out of charge right it the middle of a good story. But I didn't vent it here. Sorry.

>>33280731
Yawn. Glad you didn't bother.

HELLLOOOO?

>>33280690
Former, I suppose. It's nice to be known even if only through a screen, and I need someone to bounce off of and push back on my shit when I say or believe dumb shit.

>>33280729
where's the fat balding black anon?

>>33280574
A power dynamic between the sexes has always existed
It's notable now thay women don't need male protection, money, or seed

>>33280739
moids want one thing

>>33280569 (OP)
So I matched with a lady on a dating app a while ago, but due to some family shit making life complicated I never sent a message and neither did she. What are the chances things go well if I message her now, several weeks later, and tell her I was particularly busy earlier.

Women

How do you feel about sex work?

>>33280743
Is that supposed to be a red flag?
What would be preferable? Her sim married to some rich movie star?

>>33280742
None of those things have stopped being in demand. They've simply been outsourced and commercialized, just like companionship in general (re: porn and parasocial relationships)

>>33280743
I posted that pic ITT years ago..

>>33280744
>nd tell her I was particularly busy earlier.
Why do you think she would care kek

>>33280749
no that's a green flag

But it's really cute, like when a girl's diary is leaked out to her peers

Anyone:
I can't work retail anymore. I have my associate's but still retail. I live at home, and I'm a guy. I apply to some office jobs but some are for a receptionist and when I say I have an interview, my dad always laughs that it's ridiculous and tells me not to take it and that it's a girl job. But I can't do retail anymore. It's killing me. What do I do?

>>33280756
You ignore your dad dumbass

>>33280756
Stop listening to your dad????? Why are you asking this?

>>33280756
>associate's
In what?

>>33280762
Associates degree

>>33280756
Would your pay go up or down or not change at all?

Relapsed

>>33280756
"hard work" is a meme unless you are self employed, get that fake receptionist job and smile smugly every day

>>33280766
All it took was self control, and you failed. Gg

Is there a way to save a Jewish girl from the well deserved consequences of her own actions without her mentally slotting me to the shabbos goy? For a bit of context I actually do love her, but she's so stupid and Jewish, what do?

I JUST GOT A 350 (three hundred and fifty) dollar tip.

>>33280754
Well like, as the reason why I waited so long to message after we matched

>>33280770
Does she also post pictures of cats here?

>>33280771
Upvoted

>>33280760
>>33280761
I live under his roof. It's hard not to and he sometimes strong arms me about shit like this
>>33280762
Film.
>>33280765
I'm at like $18.50 an hour at my retail job. I would presumably go to like $16-$18. Not too much of a change. If I can get more, like $20, that would be cool.

>>33280772
Are you willing to give her the detailed essay about those family issues? Because it should probably be a good sob story to catch her attention

>>33280774
I’m scared, what if that guy is like tony soprano and I’m gonna owe him later

>>33280770
Give details. What do you mean?

>>33280775
Then be a real man and get a job in the trades as an apprentice if you wanna please him so bad

>>33280778
Take my reddit gold

>>33280773
No, but there are pics of her in local news. I have money and good ol' boy stuff so I could probably save her from the bullshit she's in, but I don't know if I should.

Before anyone is worried about the victims of her crimes she only stole money from "refugees"

>>33280775
>Film
fuuuuuuuuuuck

You know what we need to get men and women to finally start meeting each other? Another dating app. Great idea, right?

>>33280783
Does that still come with gay sex as part of the agreement?

>>33280747
Not a woman, but I watched a camshow once because the girl talked to me off Instagram and Discord. Couldn't sit through it and was jittery all over. Something about it being live and being real disturbed me greatly. I'm not made for that shit, and I stay far away from it and porn as much as I can now.

M or F
Are you a good dancer?

>>33280784
This is real shit bro wtf

>>33280771
Wowie

>>33280787
How about better recreational centers?

>>33280791
No, but that doesn't stop me.

>>33280789
Best POV porn I ever saw was a chick who had an hour long video with this whole thing where her evil twin was trying to steal her bf, the viewer, she was a witch and so was her evil twin. I didn't even cum but by the end I was super engaged in the plot, which was her fighting herself using a split greenscreen lol. The "evil" version of her even did the "it's treason then!" before blasting out greenscreen lightning.

>>33280800
<3

>>33280794
Rec centers? Are you 80?

Is bullying a bad thing?

i haven't been on all day, is the thread in a good mood? i'm either going to hang out here before bed or i'm gonna try to find a good youtube video (or both)

>>33280809
Yes

>>33280806
No, I'm just not a dumb retard that plans cities so poorly they don't create a recreational focal point for the population to gather and socialize to be able to fuck.

>>33280770
No

>>33280814
Sometimes people become stronger because of it though

>>33280815
How did you meet your baby daddy?

>>33280815
What the fuck would I do at the rec center?

>>33280771
Holy shit, nice. Are you a server at a restaurant or what?

>>33280822
Gee no idea, couldn't be 1 of the 20 or so clubs they have on at a weekly basis

>>33280819
Sometimes they seek revenge and you'll face the consequences

men with big tits and snatched waists

>>33280771
If you are in your 20s with nothing going on, and not working at a bar, you are trolling

>>33280823
I sell alcohol at a liquor store

>>33280791
M
I regularly get compliments about my dancing. Mostly partner dancing, but I did get a compliment about my solo dancing at an EDM event once. So I guess other people think so. Myself, I consider myself decent at it, but I know there's a loooot of room before I reach anywhere near the ceiling.

>>33280829
Ooo. What are the stats for getting shot working one of those?

>>33280569 (OP)
How do I find out what style would be good for me? I'm looking to upgrade my wardrobe

>>33280828
I am working at a bar
>>33280833
So far so good, but it’s always a possibility. This tip is fucking scary and makes me want to quit and never come back though

I don't think I'm ever going to find love

i wish there was some kind of relationship where i could talk about being horny and they would like, sympathize and be like yeah i get it, but we don't have any sexual tension or attraction, it's just like "i saw this image and i've been distracted all day :/" and we could talk about it in a horny platonic way

>>33280841
You can do that with partners, retard.

>>33280824
Who under 80 does any of that?

>>33280839
Never give up. But what are you doing to meet people of the opposite sex? How frequently do you have chances to meet new people?

>>33280610
My grandma calls me handsome and I'm a virgin by choice

>>33280842
finding love is hard and scary and a long process and i have to worry about a million things on the way. i want someone i can express these feelings to with no stakes or tension or weight. keeping them all in my head makes me feel crazy.

>>33280843
Ohh, you've never been

>>33280844
I use apps, I go to socials

>>33280844
nta this video made me giggle and say "no... noo"

>>33280845
>by choice
>

gender and what do you do when you can't sleep?

Having a small penis will actually make me kill myself. I can never be loved.

>>33280827
Sorry, I only have the latter.

>>33280856
has anyone actually seen and touched it and then reacted negatively or are you in your head about it man

>>33280856
Try an extender or pump or something. It's a silly thing to feel bad about

>>33280851
Yeah.
It's not exactly hard to stay the course, sure, but I don't want to change it.

>>33280853
M
100 squats

>>33280853
go sit in my yard and listen to music

>>33280860
I am a virgin. But it's really skinny, below average and not very long. I am terrified.

>>33280848
Obviously not
I'm not 80

>>33280866
okay, well maybe think about the fact that what is tormenting you isn't your dick, or anyone's feelings on your dick, but your own fear. anxiety. i get it, but the problem here is your anxiety, not your body.

not participating in this thread (any further) due to it leading with a mean headline.

the author is a bad person, op is a bad human being, and anyone who thought it humorous can never call themselves a good person ever again.

>inb4 truth hurts xdd
Not truth.

How long before I can start talking about sex(ual compatibility) with someone long-distance I've been talking to from a dating site? We send messages about once a day each

alright I have my Guiness. Ash tray butts and stale coffee fits the taste perfectly like the anon from last thread said. I can't tell if I like it or hate it. it has a nice offee taste to it but it's much more bitter than the light beers I drink
gender and are you drinking tonight too?

>>33280853
F
I have sex

>>33280875
get baited

Okay. Give me some concrete advice if you have any experience with this.
I am already skinny. Almost underweight. However, I still have significant bodyfat %.

What do I have to do to get abs?

I don't want to "get big", I like being skinny. I just want to be more toned.
What kind of workouts should I do to build up the area?
What about diet?

I currently basically only eat carbs. So I can improve that if needed. But my goal isn't to bulk. Every YT video talk about bulking. I don't want that.

Any advice on this?

>>33280880
It was a dating site,, so immediately

>>33280853
Watch something and leave it in the background. Read a book online

>>33280853
M
I think about whatever novel I'm currently writing and where I might go with it in the future. Usually helps me drift off.

>>33280891
I was working on this for a while but got out of the habit. Don't know if it works but it certainly felt like it would.

>>33280891
To be fair the article isn't even feminist
It's neutral
https://www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-problem-with-being-a-straight

>>33280853
YouTube

Male Anons I need a gift idea for a middle aged man that likes war miniatures

Usually I’ll craft something personalized for him but I have no idea what hed actually want

>>33280569 (OP)
Both genders,
Top 3 artists or bands?

Metallica
The weekend
Alice in chains

i have the same reaction to seeing a namefag post a super generic question as i do seeing a corporate youtube video with a clickbait title

Why do I feel guilty for wanting to get skinny?

>>33280844
NTA but I'm rowing a similar boat. I feel like I feel like I'm getting older, I rarely meet women either my age or younger. Regrettably, I'm in a catch 22 of sorts, where nothing I enjoy doing will let me meet women, but I dont really enjoy any activities that would let me meet women that are desirable to me. Unfortunately, what socialization can be drawn from my hobbies leads me only to men and "women" most of the time. I don't want to pick up a hobby as exclusively a social vector to get married; women can figure that shit out quickly, even if I've no confidence in interacting with them.

>>33280858
you gonna post it or what

M tripping balls so hard right now holly fuuuuuuck dude

>>33280931
No, that'd be against board rules. Also I'm shy.

>>33280926
Maybe you've just been your size so long you feel weird straying from it

>>33280844
Nta
I'm 30, I have no money, live with my parents, and live in a bumfuck small town so none of the things you usually tell people will.work for me

I'm so upset after what some woman said to me today. I was interested in her but she immediately ruined it with one statement. I fucking hate dating, it's so hard to find anyone. Why do some women try to ruin things?

>>33280920
M
Pantera
Three 6 Mafia
Idk the third

>>33280946
Context

>>33280885
>Ash tray butts and stale coffee fits the taste perfectly like the anon from last thread said
based
>I can't tell if I like it or hate it
You'll like it if you drink more, you'll hate it if you dont
>Gender and are you drinking tonight too?
M
Just a protein shake, No alcohol until I get a six pack. I've got like ~5% bf to shred

>>33280802
That would fuck me up unironically lmao. Always was a sucker for roleplay.

>>33280885
Only iced coffee unfortunately

M, bisexual. We exist.

>>33280853
F
I'm trying really hard not to throw up

>>33280926
2 of Wands reversed
2 of Pentacles reversed

I think you should consider why it is that you even want to be skinny. Health is always the ultimate priority- conducive to the manifesting of an ideal image. Picture how guilt and anger become strategy and wisdom.

>>33280950
Tells me "you're going to get ghosted if you keep that up", that being telling her I think she looks good without makeup/being dressed up.

>>33280926
The Obesity Industrial Complex wants to keep people fat and lazy.

>>33280946
What did she say?
Some guy negged me as his opener if that makes you feel better

>>33280891
>What do I have to do to get abs?
Abs are made in the kitchen.
Eat cleaner.
Broccoli, rice, and chicken breast is the default.
Personally I go crazy for a salad and salmon.
You can find adequate recipes online.


Now with that being said, just get an ab wheel and crank those out with good form.
Then you can do leg raises, preferably while hanging from a pull up bar.

>>33280802
>The "evil" version of her even did the "it's treason then!" before blasting out greenscreen lightning.
Lmao

Men, did you vandalize something today?

>>33280969
She said >>33280966
Which makes absolutely no sense. Like sorry I'm attracted to you?

I think being obsessed with Kesha as a child fundamentally influenced who I am as an adult. Thoughts?

>>33280933
Do you like drugs?

>>33280973
Just my gf's pussy.

>>33280954
>Just a protein shake, No alcohol until I get a six pack. I've got like ~5% bf to shred
I respect the grind, good luck man. hopefully you will get there before summer ends and get some summer lays

Women, how often do you crave bwc?

Men, does this make you jelous?

>>33280966
Oh. Yeah, fuck that shitty, entitled ass attitude. She thinks she's hot shit, I guess. Block on all.

>>33280920
M
The Front Bottoms
Jack Kays
Andrew Jackson Jihad or Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains / Pat the Bunny

That 3rd one is really hard for me to pick a side on.

>>33280975
The singer? Well you are who you follow. She's kinda trashy, are you trashy at all? If yes then you were influenced by her.

>>33280979
Is that like 9 inches??

>>33280965
Did you do a tarot reading on me?
>>33280967
Maybe

>>33280961
this late? what kind?

>>33280973
Was I supposed to?

>>33280965
nta
I fucking love when anons pull cards for random atoga questions like these. It tickles my funny bone in a way nothing else does.
That said, I think this is a shit reading desu. No hate though.

>>33280979
AIIIIIEEEEE the sponsors!!!

>>33280975
F
I liked Kesha as a kid too but I turned out the opposite. she made me think drugs and parties were going to be way more fun than they actually are
>>33280974
She's being mean and doing an automated response because girls are supposed to say "I don't wear make up for men" etc

>>33280933
What are you on?

>>33280979
To be honest men give better head but your dick looks bigger in a woman's small mouth. Pick your poison.

>>33280984
I guess I kind of am. I wanted to be her so bad as a kid

>>33280979
f, never. hate white dudes desu

>>33280980
I did. She had promise, it was so frustrating. Just makes me feel like I can't do anything right, trying to make me feel bad and threaten ghosting just because I complimented her.
>>33280994
No, she said she likes dressing up and only likes compliments then, that she hates my compliment because she puts in work to look good. How does that make any sense?

>>33280915
War miniatures? My instinct would be to give him some kind of custom terrain to place his guys on.

>>33280987
Yes this late. I’m hot and I wanted a cold drink. It’s vanilla

>>33280978
We'll see brother, glad you got the Guinness.

Women, what type of women are you attracted to?

>>33281000
What gave her promise?

>>33281005
Ones that could snap me in half like a twig and also Miranda in the devil wears Prada

>>33281005
all of the ones in this video

>>33281006
She was nice and interesting before that. Then that came out of nowhere.

>>33281000
>that she hates my compliment because she puts in work to look good
If I look at it from her perspective, I guess she's mad that all her effort is for nothing or something, or that if you compliment her barefaced it means you don't like her make up
But she sounds retarded. Why did you pursue her if she wears very heavy make up?

>>33281011
>nice and interesting
Are mens' bars this low? That's not really promise.

>>33281011
nta, you are such a dramatic little bitch man. this is how you respond to something not going according to your script?

>Got a emotional, sensitive shy insecure gf
>Feels like I spend more time regulating her emotions because anything can set her off
>she went on prozac 3ish years ago
>Since then she has been more fun, more relaxed and joked around more
>completely forgot how she used to be
>She gained weight since then however
>I personally don't mind but she does
>She attributed the weight gain to prozac
>you see where I'm going with this
>she went off prozac to lose the weight
>With the added insecurity of her weight and the return of her sensitivity she's become difficult to deal with
>She has 2 moods, normal and shut off retreat.
>When she shuts down she goes quiet for an hour or more and refuses to talk
>This is triggered by me talking too loud, saying something wrong, or being anything other than a perfect caretaker
>She has zero emotional regulation now
>We were looking at old photos together and her just seeing how skinny she used to look was enough to make her start sobbing on the spot
>We don't have conversations that flow nicely together anymore, we talk until she gets upset - so anywhere between 20 min to an hour
>I don't want her to go back on prozac if it fucks with her weight but she lets her emotions control her too much and I thought coddling her was what I was supposed to do. Now she gives me silent treatment for shit we used to be able to say freely.
>When she goes quiet she starts responding in this murmery whisper tone all high pitch, it pisses me off because she's acting like a child

>>33281008
>>33281009
Why?

I really wish I could make a woman cum right now.

>>33281018
Because scary women are sexy

>>33281016
wrong thread, go to /GIOYC/

The guy who said I looked chronically online just responded after I asked why, he said "well I'm chronically online and I feel the vibes fr"
What a retard. Answer the question instead of backtracking you French coward

>>33281013
It didn't seem to be that heavy.
>>33281014
I'm not gonna type an essay about her on here, especially after that happened.

>>33281018
sexy

>>33281023
>>33281016
Nah I want to ask a woman here for help.

Women what the fuck do I do.

>>33280920
Idk. Mostly pop stuff that I can sing to probably.
What's your favorite theory of a deadman song?

>>33281025
>It didn't seem to be that heavy.
You men are famously bad at knowing when a girl is wearing a lot of make up
How did you end up seeing her bare face anyway?

>>33281016
>Guy finds out "I can fix her" isn't as fun as the memes suggest

>>33281025
Again, block. This is already rocky.

>>33280962
*headpats*

Pussy would literally heal my soul.

>>33281005
I like high fem shorties.

>>33281037
It won't and you'll just go back to being miserable as soon as your cock stops controlling the OS

>>33281029
how would i know? i've never dealt with anyone like that or prozac. i'm female, not neurotic.

What do you guys do when reading gay threads make you emotional?

>>33281039
No.
A gf would unironically give me meaning.

>4.5 million retards watch 7 hours long """discussions""" of dumb prostitutes and retarded red pill moids
Depressing

>>33281029
F
Stop dating people who are only human when medicated

>>33281037
comes with its own set of problems

>>33281045
They don't give you anything other than pussy until there's some kind of love established

>>33280982
Bi anon?

>>33281029
>>33281047
M
If medication makes them human then date then if they date their meds
Off meds is a deal break by the looks of it

>>33281044
What do you mean by "gay threads"?
>>33281046
I don't know where people find the time. I only ever watch highlight reels of podcasts.

>>33280885
Guiness like all beers grows on you everytime you drink it. While I took to it like water being a black coffee drinker it is unironically probably my favorite drink of all time now. Nothing goes better with a nice meal.than a well poir Guiness and I need to get my aas to Ireland so I can try the real deal.
>tldr force yourself until you love it.

>>33281055
>>33275771

>>33281050
If she's my gf, that love is already established. I wouldn't date someone I don't love.
And I wouldn't have sex with someone I don't love.
>>33281050
I want those problems, unironically.

Normies don't want you to know this but love literally fixed 99% of my problems

>>33281047
>>33281054
We've been together for 10 years, and for most of it she wasn't on prozac, she's only been taking it for 3ish years. I just find her current mood unstable.

>>33281059
Then you don't just want pussy, you want an established relationship with a woman where you can smash her pussy. Differences

>>33280880
I want to talk about sex with him. Oh well. *shrug*

>>33281057
Also im a man and now i might throw some back before I go to sleep

big hands couldn't fit more than 2 to 3 knuckles

>>33281058
Nta
I could go post in that thread but it's cringe. And I've already cried a lot over her. Now I'm crying again.
Why? Why did it have to be like this? She's the one, it's her. I know it's her. I only want her.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why can't I be enough? I don't want to live anymore. I really don't. There's no point.

>>33281067
You have kids. He's just gonna use you

>>33281065
Yesh. But yk... horny

Anons a boy keeps snapping me. WHY IS HE DOING THIS

>>33281076
Welcome back catposter.

>>33281076
Because men can smell "stupid and easy" from miles

>>33281076
Do you want us to tell you that he likes you? Do you want us to validate you?

>>33281072
Why not?

>>33281076
Because you're a whore

Grils, how do you feel about dating emaciated men?

>>33281081
ITS SCARING ME

WHY IS HE SENDING SO MANY

>>33281053
what the hell, no, i am not him. why does this keep happening

>>33281076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20myPs_-E1I
Based on my findings, he's about to start a musical dance battle and would like to get you involved.

How did you guys even link cat poster from atoga to tit pix on /soc/? Did she draw the lines herself and let everyone in the general know she had nudes?

>>33281090
Yes.

>>33281092
S(he) has to be bait.

>>33281073
He's gonna use me? I'm only talking about a specific person. You can't really vaguepost at me.

>>33281090
>let everyone in the general know she had nudes
Yeah, big fan of her now

>>33281090
she posted about it and posted links for days, literally

>>33281097
>>33281099
Don't you think she glows?

>>33281090
Please note that the new uncool cat poster is separate from the old cool cat poster.

>>33281099
Dont lie, it was anons who kept saying "Fuck I missed it, link?" and then other anons linking it

>>33281101
I think her boobies were nice. You guys are mean and need deoderant.

>>33281090
you can see a 4chan blue board in this picture

>>33281104
There's been posts of anons conducting studies on the chronically online a couple threads ago. I believe they are one and the same. You are being studied for propaganda.

>>33281101
She's a busty Jewess.
I'm unable to make a proper judgement.

>>33281105
No hips lol

>>33281103
she also posted it several times herself, retard

>>33281096
Because you're a bad single mother

>>33281105
She shaved. Nice

>>33281105
Would

>>33281110
Her hips are not even in the frame picture

>>33281106
>You are being studied for propaganda.
Yay. I'm a test subject!

>>33281113
Yeah, I'm bad.
So, how are you?

>>33281119
Are you dumb?

>>33281105
what is this supposed to prove?

>>33281103
No, Anon, she posted the link herself after asking how to do it.

Her idea,
>>33252789
She got some feedback,
>>33252797
And then she announced her success,
>>33253010
>>33253025

>>33281127
Exhib is a normal nice guy btw

>>33281127
nta but I think anon meant the repeated posting of the link, not the initial one

>>33281105
>>33281090
Which one is her? I am still confused. The one I saw in /soc/, there's no way those are DD. They looked like C at best.

>>33281105
Which thread is this from

>>33281129
he is such a fucking groomer, he knew exactly how this would go down for her and encouraged it anyways

>>33281087
Not sure, perhaps you are and are denying it

Should I reduce my calorie budget to get the last few pounds off to reach my goal weight?
I’m pretty close now and my progress has really slowed it’s annoying me.

>>33281105
The dress is white and gold.

>>33281131
Current catposter has smaller boobs but kinda perky

>>33281127
You misunderstood what I said intentionally
>>33281130
Good on you for being smart

>>33281131
D and DD are no where as big as men think

D and DD are the average cup sizes

>>33281140
So she's not the jewess? I am so lost.

>>33281133
she said shes posted nudes on six before. the whole retarded innocent uwu shit is an act. she knows what will get her maximum attention.

>>33281149
This desu

>>33281143
>D and DD are the average cup sizes
I am aware. F is ideal. DD is very close to it. Band size can be 32-36.
That's literally my ideal.

>>33281153
How it feels to use Atoga as a chat room.jpg

but my boobs shrank a lot from weight loss, but i am wearing 34D bras. If i go down to the correct band size the cup size would probably go up to 32DD. Regardless D and DD are not as big as you think. Every woman you see in porn is larger than DD

>>33281142
She literally posted the link multiple times herself.

>>33281146
I don't know I'm not a cat poster loremaster
I believe she is Jewish but she doesn't have mega milk

>>33281133
Exhibanon is completely innocent, he had no way of knowing that his advice would turn her into a laughingstock.
He has always been a laughingstock, so he has no concept of someone who isn't one becoming one.

>>33281162
put your trip back on, lol

>>33281105
Gross stretchmarks.

>>33281160
my last board thought i had big "milkers". The first time i posted an image of myself they were nicknaming me things like "human cow"

to be fair i was also 30lb heavier and it was under tank tops and shirts

honestly if you don’t post as often as jh, rulebreaker, mkg, etc then I don’t give a shit about your lore

>>33281155
>>33281153
You're a chronic/pathological liar

>>33281165
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

DO YOU THINK I LIKE HAVING THIS TERRIBLE FUCKING BODY?

>>33281156
Your life will be less stressful if you aren't always trying to defend your reputation. In places like this, it's a mistake for you to attempt to build a reputation in the first place.

>>33281156
Don't worry. They aren't bad.

>>33281166
>last board
oh so this is a routine thing for you?

>>33281166
NTA
Do you know how annoying you are?

>>33281166
What board was it?

>>33281172
:(

>>33281170
Wut

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>33281105
>iMac
>expensive gaming chair
She's rich too...

>>33281165
that's why if you get a fatty or a chubby girl, you don't let her lose weight, they all get that disgusting loose skin

Feels like a dude larping desu.

>>33281182
I disagree.

>>33281166
>"human cow"
...did you like that?

>>33281169
Based lore appreciator.

>>33281172
There's nothing terrible about stretch marks, anon. Vast majority of people have them, women especially. I think they look neat, personally, not sure why they get a bad rep.

>>33281185
you’re right

>>33281169
>rulebreaker
sometimes I wonder if this BV poster is cheswick, she posts such unrelated drivel and her grammar is dogshit, really reminds me of that zero IQ subhuman

>>33281184
A chubby girl with big boobs is my fucking dream. Man, I really want a girl like that.
Oh god, not again...

>>33281185
yeah, it‘s too overdone

>>33281063
how

>>33281166
Ironic considering the current boobposter in /soc/ mogs you pretty hard

Reminder that Nativeanon was outed as an ENTJeet larp. Cat poster has the same vibe.

>>33281185
>a discord tranny larping on a 4chan general
no shit sherlock

>>33281198
>Nativeanon was outed as an ENTJeet larp
????????????
please link

>>33281191
Has bv posted face?

>>33281197
How big do you think those are? I thought I was good at guessing, but now I'm doubting.

>>33281198
yup

>>33281185
If it is a woman it’s somehow worse though

>>33281200
It was revealed to me in a Discord, and the Discord was channeled in a dream.

>>33281201
no idea, either it‘s rulebreaker or ches I think, but the short retarded answers that usually completely miss the point seem very cheswick coded

>>33281207
Ah I see, muddying the waters

hookup dick

>>33281208
You don't understand, she's, uh, too smart for the questions. She's the specialist girl in the whole world, and only one man was brave enough to see that.

>>33281208
You're not autistic enough to clock that I have a specific dyslexia and cheswick is just retarded.

>>33281185
>>33281183
Literally

>>33281212
>specialist
put your trip back on ches lol

>>33281202
I don't know my cup sizes. I would guess the current boob generalnposte is actual D's or DD's. Cat posters were much smaller than hers

>hate banwagon hit jewess cat poster
Yeah, it always happens that way. This place is just like fucking plebbit.

>>33281214
sure

Imagine just meeting the love of your life at school or work or something. So fucking easy. It's no fair

>>33281219
I’m in love with a femanon!

>>33281218
I would say those are DD closer to an F.

>>33281219
people are bored and in desperate need for an effortless way to feel superior, this always happens

>>33281183
And you don't think you're part of their study?

>>33281227
Nah cat poster is just fucking annoying

>>33281219
Smells worse than a videogame convention room full of wetback players.

>>33281218
Bear in mind that person might be way shorter.

>>33281219
this is the internet hate machine, but she's good, we like her.

My bare breasts and literal ID are not enough proof that i am female to you? Do i not look enough like a pornstar to you all?

>>33281234
They want to make you needy.

If you're like 30+ years old and have never been in a relationship before, and assuming you can find one, are you supposed to tell your girlfriend that you've never dated before? The idea of making up fake people who you have dated seems wild.

>>33281234
They're just trying to bait you into posting your bits.

>>33281228
Study of what?
>>33281227
It's actually insane. It always goes like this.
Someone posts here for a while, gets positive interaction, and enjoys it.
Then people suddenly turn on them and start hating on them on day.
It always starts with 1 post, and then everyone piles up.
I genuinely think they just enjoy hating. How shallow.

>>33281219
>the general no longer simps for an avatarfag on an anonymous board
>that's so reddit
b8

>>33281219
>bandwagon
People have found her annoying from the start

>>33281234
You didn't post any breasts.

>>33281234
some people are traumatized by spending too much time ERPing with other men on discord and shit. They can't tell a real woman when they see one.

>>33281234
They're practically gay they've been too retarded to talk to women properly for so long.

>>33281230
yeah ofc, I am just saying that people being bored and on the hunt for something to make them feel good about themselves with zero effort will jump on any opportunity of someone acting retarded and annoying

>>33281232
Bro whos WE

>>33281240
>They

>>33281238
I mean, making up fake people is just too insane.
Just say you dated some random people and it didn't work out. By the time you meet a girl you actually like, it will be true.

>>33281238
dw, they can tell without you saying anything

>>33281234
Post armpits

I wish I was stacy so I could get any man I wanted :((

>>33281166
You're not getting a chad black boyfriend if you weigh more than one of those bombs dropped in Iran.

>>33281241
>suddenly
no, it‘s never suddenly, it‘s after enough lore has established and it becomes clear that someone is not perfect

>>33281241
An anon posted how they were conducting a study of users for an essay a few threads ago

>>33281241
>Then people suddenly turn on them
There was no suddenly and to pretend that there was is retardation on your part

>>33281234
Calm down. It's okay. You don't look bad.
>>33281242
Go back.
>>33281243
Yeah, but now everyone is hating on her.
I don't really pay much attention to things that annoy me.
And it's noticeably more pronounced today. I think that 1 person hating on her, makes other feel validated in their hate, so they post it. It's like how people in groups don't usually do anything until someone else does it.
And the change is very clear. I think that people enjoy hating on anyone that gets any sort of attention, because it makes them feel good to put someone else down. Which is shallow.

>>33281200
NTA but here's a link to the thread. ENTJ's posts are on the 2nd page and Nativeanon's are on the 4th and 5th. They were all deleted at the same time according to the timestamp, which means they probably came from the same IP. Sometimes a post and all the replies to the post are deleted at the same time so it's not a sure fire way to detect samefagging, but in this case ENTJ and Nativeanon didn't respond to each other so that wouldn't explain it. There are other deletions with different timestamps too that would have been different IPs.
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33275228/#q33276529

>>33281257
blacks love fat sluts

>>33281249
Yeah probably. I’m just sick of hearing about her tits. It’d probably be more productive for her to her to go outside and yell “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!”

>>33281253
Wild how women have crazy telepathic powers and can sense a man's virginity and inexperience, but their abilities are completely useless at detecting men who practice DV or who will abandon children.

>>33281258
>established and it becomes clear that someone is not perfect
Thinking that they need to be, or that they were at any point is fucking childish and sign of brain damage.
>>33281260
Yes, it was. Very clearly a sudden hike in the amount of hate. It's a pattern. If you can't see it, or won't admit to it because it makes you feel validated, it's irrelevant.

>>33281261
>because it makes them feel good to put someone else down. Which is shallow.
You're actually stupid and 100% just looking for more titty pics

>>33281259
That Anon was also lying, and that lie was also part of the study, and that study was also a lie.

>>33281262
Valid lore take. Thanks for noticing.

atoga = simp city

>>33281261
she's not going to dm you bud.

>>33281265
not really, being annoying, slutty and attentionwhory irl has actual irreversible consequences but doing it online means she can closw the tab, delete browser history and the pics she took and go back to pretend like nothing ever happened and she is still a wholesome pure virgin so she gets the attention for being a slut plus the advantages of being seen as a pure girl irl, which is very clever

>>33281262
The archive can only record when the archive detects that a post was deleted, not when the post is actually deleted. The action and the detection of the action are not the same.

Finding someone incredibly boring is "hate" now
And you're calling other people redditors lol

>>33281266
the ones dating violent deadbeats are zero IQ subhumans, lol

>>33281266
Truth is simpler and nastier: people respect criminals more than virgins in our culture. Maybe all cultures, even the ones that pretend otherwise.

>>33281266
It's because it's not a power at all and the only thing they detect is rizz
Rizz=good, no rizz=bad. That's all they know.

>>33281269
Anon. I don't give a fuck. I was the one who said her tits didn't look like DD.
>>33281273
Lmao
Kys.

>>33281267
No you're so right, we should all kiss her ass for whatever reason because ignoring her or calling her annoying is Mean after she spends all day spamming the board

And then everyone clapped

>>33281275
I guess that true. The thing that honestly bothers me the most is the fake cutesy thing, it’s gross. Has the same vibe of when you walk past a couple in public where the chick is calling her boyfriend daddy in a baby voice.

>>33281283
You can barely type with your hand on your dick

>>33281285
are you not entertained? do you want to go back to spamming about abortion rights and JHs dildo collection or what would you fancy?

>>33281284
>I'm retarddd and I don't know how to read.
I know, anon. You don't have to make such a display.

>>33281289
I’d like to talk to (You). How was your day?

i am making such insane noises scratching my scalp with a fork that i really have to believe i could cum from a scalp massage if someone tried hard enough. my eyes are rolling back in my head and shit. i need a robot that scraches my entire head at the same time.

>>33281284
Bro, all she did was post tits and talk to you and you're mad about it?
Go to bed.

>>33281291
NTA but fine, thanks for asking. Howzabout you?

>>33281288
I can type with both hands because your mom is taking care of my dick instead.

>>33281291
it just started and I had cottage cheese and a nectarine for breakfast, what about you?

>>33281198
Doesn't add up they don't even have the same skin tone

>>33281267
All I'm asking is why did she have to link her anonymous titty pics to her completely unrelated anonymous avatarfagging on a blueboard? I believe she wants to be the lolcow.

>>33281290
You are the one who somehow didn't see every negative post during the past week that she's been posting

>>33281276
Then why are posts from the same person always "detected" as being deleted at the same time down to the millisecond? Why can you see deletions from different IPs that are seconds apart? It's the not the actual time recorded that matters, it's that they are deleted at the exact same time down to the millisecond.

>>33281297
>larpers always use actual pics of themselves
anon pls…

>>33281293
Ma'am go take care of your kids or collect child support

actually speaking of, would you guys consider it cheating to get a massage if nothing sexual happens but it does turn me on a little? because to be fair it is a man putting his hands all over my body, but on the other hand, its his job and he's probably bored and tired.

Women, how would you feel if your hypothetical boyfriend scratched your scalp while he was thrusting in you.
Prone or Missionary, take your pick.

>>33281303
LMFAO holy shit

>>33281303
was he hot?

>>33281306
i am not dating anyone just wondering if i'd need to cut that shit out in the future

>>33281302
I will steal all your fruit snacks if you don't stop being a lil shit.

>>33281290
So you're mad that, someone who was begging for attention, didn't get positive attention one time? That's what's got you in a tizzy?

>>33281300
also interesting how he basically stopped posting since cat poster showed up
>inb4 he posted his ugly feet yesterday
people can larp as multiple things at the same time, his frequency has gone down noticeably probably because he was busy otherwise

>>33281294
I am in a weird headspace.
>>33281296
Very quirky breakfast. I am alright. I had a good long sleep, now I am working. Did some writing, the usual.

>>33281300
It's recording the millisecond that the archive makes the detection, and the archive doesn't sweep that often. The archive would be blocked from accessing this website if it was actually poling every post in every thread in every millisecond for real.

>>33281310
Jesus the talent millennials have for making me throw up in my mouth every time they utter a sentence is incredible

>>33281303
Yeah
Unless the masseuse is married. And his monogamous wife is watching.

>>33280976
Yes (no)
>>33280995
Heroine

>>33281318
You trip from Heroine? also why would you do that

>>33281308
moderately, but he was also impeccably groomed which adds a lot.

>>33281316
>it's not cheating if it's the other guy cheating and his cuck wife watches
huh

>>33281315
Good, now use the soap too, you short gremlin.

>>33281310
Thievery is cool, but there are other ways to have fun. You should try cheating and calling it ex post facto ENM, that's a neat trick.

>>33281319
My mind gets tickled until I cum

>>33281312
That's what I was thinking. Interesting how all his AI spam has stopped since she showed up.

>>33281313
what weird headspace?

What is the goal of a man who says he really likes me over text, but in person barely looks or speaks to me and if he does it's to insult me? And then get mad at me when I don't want to speak to him?

>>33281324
No

>>33281303
You are only allowed to do couples massages with me now

>>33281314
Sounds like you're doing damage control.

>>33281329
Suicide

>>33281327
her sperging out is also very similar to nativeanon melty behavior

>>33281331
would you go whenever i planned to go? i've been doing them once a month for a while.

>>33281299
I saw them. I made a few, even. But the uptick in density is noticeable itt. Not just density, but also how intense the hate is.
She looks fine, normal.
>>33281297
We all want attention, anon. Nobody cares.
If I'm annoyed by her spam, I'll tell her so. But there's no need to shame her for the way she looks or call her a man.
Fuck, I usually don't give a fuck about this either. But this place so reddit-like, that it's even more annoying than her posts.
>>33281311
>make an argument pointing out that she had recieved hate multiple times previously
>now make an argument about her being hated on ONE TIME
My condolences on your mental disability, anon.
I don't care that you dislike her. It's the genralized dumbass behavior that I find annoying, shallow and retarded.
I also think that the intensity of the hate, not just in her case, but many others, is disproportionate. But these things are related, as the bandwagon-ing nature of the phenomenon, encourages such escalation.

>>33281324
the hell is ENM?

>>33281314
>archive doesn't sweep that often
It sweeps very frequently what are you on

>>33281333
>>33281343
I'm giving you a technical explanation of how an archiver works so that lore ITT can be collected more accurately.

The 4chan servers are held together by duct tape and chewing gum, and archivers would be banned if they were as demanding as you imagine.

>>33281303
Was his cock well groomed too? In porn they show how those massages go and given that your head is probably upside down when he begins massaging, I imagine that having a tidy scrotum helps a lot.

>>33281323
I love that you have to imagine some ugly man to feel better about the fact that normal people do not like you

>>33281329
He’s bad at communication

>>33281340
>call her a man
have you not seen the tucking folds?

>>33281329
basically he detected you have deep daddy issues and is mindfucking you and living in your head rent free. you'll be gagging on his cock this time next week

>>33281328
I was thinking a lot about my own ego and why I feel like I can’t accept gifts that aren’t commiserate with acceptable levels. Kinda just realized it was the same old stuff + paranoia. I should get medication.

>>33281346
dude

>>33281347
She also has to imagine him as short. She despises short men no matter how much she pretends otherwise.

I completely forgot about her Buffalo Bill picture

>>33281339
Yeah that’s fine, what’s important is that we’re doing it together

So you're telling me that when one lolcow leaves, a new one appears. That there have been multiple cat posters without trips even. And you haven't considered them to be the same person with a new coat of paint?

>>33281335
Yep. Hard to say for sure but it's very noticeable

>>33281340
>is disproportionate
I think you are taking this weirdly hard
It was one guy making the same comments at her, and I'm shocked you think someone being called a tranny is offensive here of all places
But also. If someone doesn't want to be shamed, they shouldn't post their nudes on an anonymous forum

>>33281345
Yeah ok ENT

Is it weird that I lowkey like getting cat called as long as the dude isn’t being really gross? Like I know it’s supposed to be a bad thing but it feels like an acknowledgement of the effort I put in and they lowkey hype me up.

>>33281356
what about that changes it for you? just that you're in the room? everything that physically happens is identical.

>>33281351
why? what gift?
>meds
idk if there is meds that can help with that

>>33281363
I've seen this tiktok already.

>>33281342
Ethical Non-Monogamy, what BlueValkyrie calls her cheating kink.

>>33281367
I haven’t

>>33281363
it's fine to like compliments. most catcallers are gross and want more than to just express their attraction.

>>33281363
low effort bait, show moid hands

>>33281368
ah

>>33281363
If you have a boyfriend, reacting positively to being catcalled is cheating

>>33281372
But I swear they give the best compliments sometimes
>>33281373
I’m a woman I swear
>>33281376
I don’t

>>33281340
>>now make an argument about her being hated on ONE TIME
Dude I was restating YOUR argument lol are you the guy who's on heroin?

>>33281368
I don't have a cheating kink. I have diplomacy.

>>33281364
Yes, that I’m in the room. I will learn his techniques and then use them on you. I’ll use the time to learn your sore spots and what he’s doing. Then in private I’ll try it out on you. If you moan during the massage and I can’t elicit the same sounds my pride will be shattered.

>>33281355
lol

How do I cope with white men racemixing

>>33281354
Why would I care about her opinions on things. Baby mommas are all retarded

>>33281383
now you are not even trying anymore with the bait

>>33281383
Kill yourself.

>>33281383
what race are you

>>33281365
The 350 dollar tip. I’m just under a lot of pressure, it feels like God is screaming at me through so many sources. I feel like I am Judas. I feel like I am genuinely going crazy

I love that thing you hate.
I hate that thing you love.

>>33281388
Asian

I want to lay in some grass

>>33281389
does it feel like it comes with a nonverbal contract? who gave it to you?
whats he screaming at you?
>going crazy
relatable content

>>33281389
Get something nice with that money

>>33281391
if you are female, you should be happy
if you are male, lol

>>33281390
What if I were to love hate and hate love? Would you get an error and implode?

>>33281379
You did it poorly. As that was never my argument. Which was my point. Holy fuck you are dense.
>>33281361
It wasn't the content of the hate that particularly bothered me, but the pattern of behavior.
And I agree with the last part. I think that's on her. I am not defending her posts. I am criticizing a generalized behavior.
In terms of the specific content, I do think she might have taken it to heart, which I think is sad. So I tried to be a little encouraging. But that wasn't the point of my criticism.

>>33281395
>if you are male, lol
What did you mean by this

Even if I try to force it I can't get a man to love me

>>33281393
It feels like it was a sin to take that money. Even if it wasn’t.
>who
A customer. He was tweaky, said to get him off the books. He saw my writings and it messed with him.
God is screaming in so many small ways. I hear a song and I think it’s about me. It’s so many small messages just pounding on my brain, I can’t relax, it makes me sad. Wtf

>>33281381
so you would want to be there just to try to compete with him not even to enjoy the massage?? LOL

no normal person is gonna be able to give a massage on the level of someone who does it for their job. i'd still like yours, but acting like you need to beat him puts me in an uncomfortable position of either faking to save your pride or dealing with you sulking over something dumb. you're not as good of a musician as a professional either but a love song from you will still be special.

>>33281401
How do you force it? Hold a gun to his head?

>>33281401
99+ moment

>>33281405
To me "dating" is forcing it. I prefer natural developments but people told me I wasn't doing enough so I'm trying this and it feels weird

>>33281397
>I am criticizing a generalized behavior.
People got new information, and reacted, and you participated to. I've never even replied to her but it's not some crazy sociological phenomenon you're witnessing here

>>33281394
It’s cursed money. Blood money. Judas money.

>>33281404
Yes, but I’d also enjoy the massage still. Additionally, I would not sulk, I would just continue to improve my technique.

>>33281408
the lack of courting feels weird, men are so so lazy nowadays, it turns you off.

>>33281402
what sin would that be?
>messed with him
in what way?
>can‘t relax
have you, uuh, been using any substances lately?

>>33281397
>I do think she might have taken it to heart
I think he was just ENTJ and got caught

>>33281408
i mean you can't get a specific man to love you. but if you smile and stare you'll reel in someone

>>33281386
I’m not baiting bruh
>>33281388
>>33281391
I’m half peruvian and half italian

>>33281412
well 'pride would be shattered' was a big thing to say, maybe it was hyperbole but i took it seriously. i moan pretty easily though.

>>33281413
courting didn't used to mean "$200 steak dinner or you go viral on tiktok as the cheapskate fuckboy"

>>33281419
>"$200 steak dinner or you go viral on tiktok as the cheapskate fuckboy"
the bar is literally on the floor

>>33281413
It does turn me off but I don't like that I'm being needy or whatever. It makes me feel like I'm being a bitch and expecting things normal people don't do
>>33281416
I mostly would just like a friend and I already am not reeling in people based on sex appeal or beauty which I think is okay, because he would have to not care about looks to be with me, but then I feel bad that I don't have a very alluring personality either

>>33281232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtv8PWdeIQ

>>33281421
moid hands

anyone want to put an ingredient into my pre-sleep daydream? my usual storyline is going to some kind of convention or meetup and being really cute and endearing and someone falls in love with me and i'm awesome and clever and never say anything stupid.

>>33281303
you have to tell me about it though ;-)

men
can i attract a high vaule man by spraying my scent around his territory until he gets horny

>>33281410
I don't think it's a crazy discovery. I think people are aware of it, but do it anyway. Which is what I think is wrong.
I think that this isn't uncommon at all, specially in large groups, and very characteristic of social media sites like plebbit or Xitter.
The discovery, ig would be in the motivators that cause such behavior or patterns. But my goal was only to tell retards that they're being retarded.
>new info
I think this lacks nuance, and its not the cause at all. But whatever.
People won't change and the thread seems to have moved on. So idc.

>>33281421
the floor: 7 figures, model tier looks, treating you like a queen before even one date (and even if you somehow do make that date you ghost him immediatley after then go fuck a dude that treats you like shit)

>>33281422
yeah, maybe men should start doing non-normal things and get up from underneath the bar that crushes them on the floor.

>>33281418
>I moan pretty easily though
Thanks now I’m hard :/

How can a woman be more attractive?

>>33281425
Imagine there is a celebrity of your choice in costume and you vibe right away and they were doing that to find someone compatible that is not just interested in them for being famous and rich and you end up dating and everything is perfect.

>>33281431
when you guys say this are you serious
like you just read one sentence and it goes shwing

>>33281432
not having stretch marks

One day I'll become a gorillionaire and buy women iPhones and Tesla vehicles on the first date.

>>33281432
Grow bigger tits

>>33281428
nta but getting cancelled for being weird is not a reddit or xitter thing, it‘s a human thing

>>33281430
I'm sure they put in effort for other girls just not me which I get, they don't know me and can see I'm not High Value or whatever

What realistic thing can a woman do to be more attractive?

Does anybody else scroll through random people's facebook accounts?

>>33281414
Pride, I don’t know.
>in what way
I don’t know either. Like I should’ve said no.
>substances
Yeah, lol

>>33281442
read the /fit/ sticky

>>33281441
guys love abusing low self esteem girls who dont enforce standards
its not the same as a real gf but its still fun

>>33281446
I have no business enforcing standards

>>33281427
No, he has at least a 7/10 on his phone he can call for great sex

>>33281442
Become way shorter, like 4'11. And paler.

I have to sleep sitting up again

>>33281413
Trying to court a girl like it's 1895 is how you get called creepy and shit.
Girls have been too conditioned to lay down for nonchalant fuckboys who put in zero effort and call that "rizz" and "maintaining frame" and shit.

>>33281450
What if I was 5’1 and tan?

>>33281444
for feeling like you deserve it? or for taking it? do you think the right thing would have been to reject it? i mean, it can be seen both ways, a test of your humility or just a little gift
>should‘ve said no
no to the tip or showing your writing? do you think this guy has an agenda or is just genuinely interested? does it feel like grooming attempts?
>yeah
well you know how paranoid that makes you, so hm

>>33281455
Chopped girl epidemic.

>>33281442
Be skinny and not a misandrist

>>33281448
thats what im saying, guys can sense that and love the prospect of a "cheat meal"
its like going into a video game with cheats on - its fun if you do it occasionally
you can just do whatever you want to them and theyll always doubt themselves first

>>33281442
Become way taller, like 5'11". And dark-skinned.

>>33281442
have you tried the stuff in Gillian flynns cool girl monologue

>>33281456
For taking it. It feels like the right thing would’ve been to reject it, even though I did and he insisted. No to the tip, yeah. He didn’t see my writing, my book was just open on the counter when he waltzed up. It seemed more like a schizo moment from him.
>paranoid
Partially starting using again due to paranoia. I am losing my mind, and it makes me sad, kinda just feels like all I do nowadays is whine

>>33281441
nta
What effort do you see men putting in for other women and not you?

>>33281457
I have nice hair and eyes though
>>33281458
What if I was relatively skinny and only a misandrist sometimes?
>>33281460
Fuck you
>>33281461
No but I will

women is the pussy game strong
are you ruthless with it
can you sling it MLB style (dangerous velocity, unpredictable trajectory)

serious note are you confident in your bedroom technique
enough to say im not worried about his ex or his next girl being better than me

>>33281464
seems good enough

>>33281459
I don't put out or anything. But I guess they are getting to me. Idk. No matter how many filters you put on someone I can never know their intentions and I can't force them to like me so it just ends up being me trying to feel things out, when they already have a desired outcome in mind

>>33281434
When I do, I am. It really do be like that sometimes

>>33281468
Hell yeah

>>33281463
They pursue them, learn about them, make an effort to see them, praise them and support them. Build friendships

Do girls like play wrestling with their bf/gf? I'm the one who wants to be dominated though. Femdom is super hot and I'm a big guy

>>33281469
god youre such a helpless little baby bird
you might need to beg your friends to capture a man for you

How do I get a chubby gf with F cups?

>>33281462
did a conversation ensue or was the tip more out of the blue? what character was he? older? maybe he just saw his younger self in you and wanted to give you a little heads up
>losing my mind
relatable, lol
somehow it feels like the spiraling has wound tighter, like the back and forth has gotten more fast paced and there is lo telling anymore what the right thing to do or think or be is
very disorienting

>>33281466
no but im usually the most stable normal woman theyve ever been with so they miss that instead

>>33281472
i know girls who are 9s and 10s and don't have trouble finding dates who don't get those last 3. i think you are overestimating how common those things are

>>33281472
Then the girl ghosts him :(
man it can be exhausting. After a while you just don't want to put in any effort anymore for people that don't put in any of their own
Not really related to your case but I'm in that stage right now, trying to build up the willpower to try again with more girls

Men do you find any of these women attractive? >>33281005

>>33281477
It was quite out of the blue. He said we’d been good to him. He seemed pretty schizo though, could’ve just been high energy.
>tighter
Like faster? Less of the median? You don’t seem as “out of it” anymore.

>>33281473
gross horny anon!
i curse you to only attract women who are so weak they cant even convert from a locked armbar position
weak ahh twig women who can have you in an rnc to no avail

>>33281483
Face?
Yes.
Style and attitude?
No.

>>33281462
See a doctor and get your headspace right first. You're using God as a vehicle to couch your paranoia into something palatable. As a Catholic I'd tell you to pray, but I don't think simple prayer alone would help with the overwhelmingness of how you feel. Pray for a little more strength to hold on and get an appointment.

Not the guy you were talking to by the way.

>>33281475
I'm not helpless I kind of understand the mechanics of getting into a relationship I'm just not good at it
My friends do not care I think they kind of relish that I'm always alone. They ask a lot about whether I'm still trying or if I'm talking to anyone but never offer anything else

>>33281476
Who also likes anime*

>>33281479
alright take it easy with the larp
i know this is an anonymous imageboard but relax nobodys believing that self-indulgent fantasy of yours

>>33281488
I’m gonna have to. Paul’s letters to the Corinthians did not help.

>>33281483
the first scorpion tattoo girl, the third girl who is dressed like 1992 grunge band, and the very last girl in the video with the hair framing her ears

the ironic performative mullets, like all zoomer coded haircuts, are repulsive

>>33281483
The first is good looking, it's just her aesthetic that's butch
The one on the left in the third handshake is unbangable, looks like a mtf
The black girl's pretty and normal, putting her in the video is, like the zoomers say, crazy work
the mixed girl on the left after that is pretty too, but wow LOL at those tattoos, looks like a bathroom stall door
The pale one shaking hands with her is also quite okay and just needs taste and a makeover
Last one looks good too, actually looks like she's there as a beard or friend or journalist, doesn't have the right mannerisms to be a butch

>>33281484
maybe he was simply grateful for a place he can go and feel seen and not all alone, maybe you‘re reading too much into it and he simply wanted to do a gesture of being thankful
>faster
yes, like there is no truth anymore, everything is relative and can be turned this way or the other, feels like free falling, like there is no above and below at all to orient oneself on
>out of it
maybe because most of the time I simply refuse to engage with the chaos and observe it instead, you know, like sinking to the ground of the ocean so you don‘t get tossed around by the storm raging on the surface

>>33281481
Dang. So I should expect even less
See what I mean? I think I am just one of the mid girls from the memes who think they're hot shit
>>33281482
It is exhausting and I don't blame you. I don't think the entire structure of dating now is natural and I think it's just wearing people down

>>33281489
oh no its worse than i thought youre a mine canary
the token femcel of the group the other girls use as a barometer to regulate their own behavior
prayers up for u sis

>>33281498
lmfao

>>33281483
First and fourth. I don't like the hairstyles on the others.

>>33281497
maybe expect less of modern dating since I think you're right, but don't expect less of a good guy and I hope you get one

>>33281498
>regulate their own behavior
To do what? They're all in relationships from high school

>>33281496
Maybe you’re right. I am good at providing those spaces sometimes.
> there is no truth anymore
It’s disturbing isn’t it? Feels like I got hammerfisted by Hermes Tritus Magistus until my brain imploded. Everything is as above so below. How do we choose?
>observe
How do you stay suspended out of your mind and body?

>>33281503
being in a relationship too long turns you insane and out of touch
they study you to keep themselves grounded and remind themselves to appreciate what they have

>>33281466
I swing it like Barry Bonds.
But I'm confident enough in my bedroom skills that I'm never going to be worried about a partner cheating on me.

>>33281473
Play? I like wrestling and bjj. I'm even getting my brown belt by the end of the year. I could definitely incorporate it into the bedroom.

>>33281005
The black one. Butch women aren't of interest to me.

>>33281472
So according to your other post I'd say men have a similar problem with you. Effort and interest goes both ways and it is expressed in different ways sometimes. For all they know you are talking to other men or banging someone behind their back because that's what a lot of women do, and you obviously haven't discussed or can't bring up being exclusive because you're 'feeling things out'. Being in this stage also makes you feel that you don't owe each other anything.
Not saying you should change how you approach things or that it's wrong, just giving perspective from the other side.

>>33281483
The girl doing the bumps is objectively good looking I think. I kinda wanna observe them all like animals or something. Listen to their conversations.

My head, yes. My pussy, no (rly not sure if my pussy is loose or average or my bfs cock is just small kek).

>>33281504
yeah you are, and even if being good at that feeds your ego, it also actually gives something valuable back, so that would be one of those things where it‘s a good and healthy and productive way to feed it
don‘t reject it, let others appreciate it
i know that for you it‘s the norm but let me remind you that it is in fact quite rare to find, let him be grateful he found it and express that gratitude in his own way
>how do we choose
we don‘t, thats the trick
>suspended
idk, some days it‘s easier than others
I guess the main component is surrender
accepting that there is no above and below, that there is no right or wrong choice, that there is no ground that can‘t be shattered and nothing to hold on to that can‘t just go up in smoke
making peace with floating maybe
enjoying the sensation of vertigo as a reminder and proof of being alive

Either gender, how do I learn to not give a shit that there's men out there who get laid and have sex all the time while I've only had a handful of sexual experience (which were all unsatisfying), especially when it feels like most of these guys are assholes?

>>33281508
bih really packin the hall of fame pussy
that generational hitter pussy
got him cleaning up his act n shi he worried she broke his dick for anyone else

>>33281508
>I could definitely incorporate it into the bedroom.
nta
God please, I'm begging you. Im on my hands and knees. I don't want this, I NEED this.
OTL

>>33281507
Yea it doesn't make me feel better when they say "wow I'm so glad I'm not in the dating market" and their boyfriends are. Let's just say not good people
>>33281509
I completely get that, I don't really blame them at all. I would be happy to be more open about my past and what I'm doing and all that but it just leads to getting taken advantage of. And I try to be initiative too because I don't want him to feel burdened either

>>33281512
>rly not sure if my pussy is loose or average or my bfs cock is just small kek
I can help you figure that out
>>33281515
read marcus aurelius or something i dunno

>>33281512
>not sure if my pussy is loose or average or my bfs cock is just small
about how frustrated do you get when it gets really slimy and he really wants to fuck but it keeps slipping out and getting soft

>>33281515
You're male, you are not biologically programmed to just accept that.
Our literal primary role in this "gender" bullshit is to compete for that
You have to accept that you have those feelings because you were built, carefully, cell by cell, repeatedly, over the course of millions of years, to have those feelings, just like a monkey or a bison

Men will literally go from the left to the right because of pussy

>>33281515
You won't exactly. Go gym, have good grooming, and experiment out there!

>>33281508
>I like wrestling and bjj. I'm even getting my brown belt by the end of the year.
Well congratulations on your hobby even if you're pitching for the other team

Women, do weighted vests elicit the same response to your pussy that balaclavas and masks do?

>>33281522
Yeah that's what I'm saying. Even if I am a loser, it feels like so many people just say, "Oh you aren't REALLY a loser, just get over it." Meanwhile women throw themselves after guys who get laid all the time and everyone respects them more.

>>33281527
no
faggot

>>33281515
do you give a shit there's men spending tens of thousands a day? do you get mad there's men who can hit a homerun out of a stadium?

don't think of other men being better than you. it's purely useless. consciously make yourself think about something else

>>33281524
Women seriously underestimate the effects that good pussy can have on a guy.

>>33281530
>do you give a shit there's men spending tens of thousands a day? do you get mad there's men who can hit a homerun out of a stadium?
I actually don't, especially with dudes who have lots of money cuz a lot of them are shitty people but idk. With sex/relationships, everyone hypes it up and blatantly respects pretty much any guy who can get laid easily.

>>33281504
also, I‘m off to another pointless appointment with the shekel shaking shrink and I‘m unable to post without the wifi :3
so ttyl

>>33281521
Not getting soft but it does slip out. We just move past it but it'd be nice if it didn't happen.

men
why cant you just ambush my caravan, singlehandedly cut your way through my guards, hold me for ransom but then decide you would rather have me than the money when the exchange is to take place, and press me into an uneasy life on the run with sexual tension where you stare holes into me from across the campfire and i wonder every night if tonight is the night you take me

i'm eating rn

>>33281514
Then I shall. I realized that it’s either I get the money or I don’t. I don’t lose anything.
>surrender
Extremely fucking scary. How are you holding up with it?
> no ground that can‘t be shattered and nothing to hold on to that can‘t just go up in smoke
I’m not sure I agree with this. I’ve held onto our experiences. I was writing about it today, how much I don’t want to lose them, how important they are. I think memories are our ground. Do you enjoy the weightless of sensation? I assume you would and also wouldn’t, parts of you would love the feeling of it. Today I needed time to not be human.

>>33281518
Evolvedfights.com

>>33281537
you should try yelling at him to put it back in, he'd probably enjoy that

>>33281527
Nope but some rolled up shirt sleeves will do something to my insides.

>>33281528
It's just life. You didn't ask to be born a male, an animal, on Earth, anything, but you were anyway.
Biology just makes a system, it doesn't ask for consent.

>>33281542
Thanks bud

>>33281544
I've heard this and I sort of understand the meta behind it but I would like to hear your thoughts on why it works so effectively on you

>>33281543
Why, would you like that?

Why am I not allowed to be the sexiest bit on the planet? T-T

>>33281524
You can have good pussy and still live large.

>>33281262
Kek, good work.
>>33281166
>disappeared after anon called him out

>>33281552
Yeah, its like you're yelling at me that you *need* dick badly right now, like you're desperate for it.

>>33281551
I think guys often do this when they're working with their hands and that's attractive to a lot of women. Especially with the dress shirt it probably gives off the look that you're not "afraid" of hardwork/getting dirty. I particularly have a thing for hands and forearms and this is also not an uncommon kink in women.

>>33281544
My ex literally wouldn’t let me roll my sleeves in public, so now I roll them up and look sexy everywhere

WHY DO I KEEP SEEING THE SAME IMAGES

>>33281547
What the hell do I even do?

>>33281563
I work 12 hours a day I don’t have time for selfies lol

>>33281539
On my way. Breathing heavily while sleeping peacefully under the moon in the wild

>>33281473
Cuuute
Yes, that's perfect

One time I was in a group chat and one guy was talking about how hot his girlfriend was and my friend went “yeah she’s pretty but she’s not (my name)” and I defended her but it secretly made me feel really good about myself. I felt like a huge asshole, am I horrible person?

>>33281567
You got exposed already, fucking retard.

>>33281572
>I felt like a huge asshole, am I horrible person?
No

>>33281464
>only a misandrist sometimes
I hope you like misogynistic comments.

>>33281572
wish i was a stacy
receiving gifts and acts of fealty from lesser females that i might continue to protect and allow them to live

>>33281573
Good morning saar!