What do I tell people when they ask me where I'm from?

It seems like such a stupid question for them to ask, cause then they base my whole identity on a stupid piece of land that doesn't mean anything.

>>33288251 (OP)
>What do I tell people when they ask me where I'm from?
The truth.

>>33288251 (OP)
Don't overthink it, anon. It's just small talk — they're just trying to learn a bit about you. If you live in a shithole, like I do, and you're ashamed of it, just throw in an 'unfortunately' to imply that you don't really relate to or identify with the typical stuff from where you live. It sets the tone without making things awkward.

>>33288251 (OP)
Tell them you are κόσμου πολίτης.

>>33288333
>be Ukrainian
>first day of job in a software team in Germany
>fucking Russian asking me where I am from
>proceeds to praise Putin during entire lunch talk

>>33288337
Put on a mask and break his legs after work. There are good Russians, but if he likes Putin killing Ukrainians so much, maybe he can join them in the meat cube.

>>33288337
>proceeds to praise Putin during entire lunch talk

>>33288333
>It's just small talk
No, no it isn't.

I once told someone where I was born, which isn't the country I am currently a citizen of, and everytime since, the motherfucker justs keeps on talking about that country and associating me with it and stuff about it, and the people there as "your (my) people" when I haven't been in the motherfucking place since I was 10...

No.... fuck you... it is not small talk. Once you tell these types of people where you're "from" you are forever that place to them.

It's fucking annoying.

>>33288352
Oh, are you Filipino?

>>33288352
kek

>>33288356
lol no

>>33288352
Don't take a single motherfucker and think that it will be the same case for everyone, and if you are really worried that they will associate you with the people from where you're from, whether the stereotype is correct or not, just make it clear that you do not relate from your nationality.

>>33288359
Then it can't be that bad, anon. Only pinoys are that bent up over where they came from, and your home country certainly isn't that shit. If you don't identify with your home country, just say where you live. I'm also a foreigner in the US, and I tell people I'm from Dallas, because that's where I live, and I assure you that I lived in my home country longer than you did yours. I make a pretty good impression of an American, however. My accent is pretty spot on.

>>33288366
>just make it clear that you do not relate from your nationality.
I've tried that a few times, and they get kind of offended that I don't identify with my "homeland." Like I am betraying "my people." It's honestly fucking bizarre, they then look at me like I just told them I molest cats or something.

>>33288357
kek

>>33288251 (OP)
It's just their polite way of telling you to fuck off out of our country.

>>33288443
Don't be an asshole to someone who doesn't deserve it; if the person respects yours country culture, doesn't put his mother's land culture above yours, and is willing, above all, to be integrated in the new society that they are in (this is, unfortunately, almost an exception in the matter of immigration), there's no excuse to be rude with them.

eh

Depending on how thick your accent is, could always just say you're from the US but only spoke your 1st language at home as a way to explain the accent.

>>33290649
I'm have a 100% american accent

>>33290649
I have a 100% American accent

>>33290651
>>33290654
At that point you might as well just say you're from here. Even if someone does find out you can just explain that you lied because you don't like being asked about it.

>>33290662
Fair enough

>>33288251 (OP)
"It's not where you're from - it's where you're going. Where are you going?"

>>33290699

>>33290796
(@_@)

>>33290796
O_O

>>33290796
"whoa..."

>>33288251 (OP)
you answer and ask back like a civilized individual.
seething at normal small-talk is a red flag for normies,the sooner you quit, the better you'll be.

>>33295541
thanks for the unnecessary boner you piece of shit

>>33295541
>you answer and ask back like a civilized individual.
No, I don't have to answer anything. And my choice not to do so does not in any way make me less civilized than the next guy.

>seething at normal small-talk is a red flag for normies
Oh fuck off. You've got your head shoved so far up normie ass, you don't even realize it.

>>33288337
>be Ukie
>come to Goymoney
>whine like a little bitch
Then go back and fight if you don't like it here. Noone called you. God I hate foreigners.

>>33288352
>I once told someone where I was born, which isn't the country I am currently a citizen of, and everytime since, the motherfucker justs keeps on talking about that country and associating me with it and stuff about it, and the people there as "your (my) people" when I haven't been in the motherfucking place since I was 10...
Sounds like he's just a racist

>>33295696
I don't like people like you here either. I'd take plenty of foreigners over a retard like you.

kek

>>33288251 (OP)
>It seems like such a stupid question for them to ask, cause then they base my whole identity on a stupid piece of land that doesn't mean anything.
You sound a little autistic. People ask meaningless question like the weather or the time or where you're from because it gives them an easy ramp to building conversational rapport with you. That's why they call it "small talk", because it generally proceeds big talk. There is a kind of foreplay in most social rituals. Its the human equivalent to dogs sniffing each other's asses.

>>33298220
And you sound like a little faggot. Don't lecture me on shit I already know as if you never get annoyed by anything people do. Eat a dick asshole.

>>33299876
Fuck you and the dump you're from. I hope you keep getting asked.

>>33288352
Yeah dumb people exist, but move on
Are you really going to live in shame of your won persona just because of some asshat?

>>33300077
That's the thing. It's not my persona though. I'm not that person they think I am.

>>33288251 (OP)
arab detected

>>33300475
lol nope keep guessing

>>33295696
I want some of this goy money. How do I get it?

>>33302309
Huh?

>>33288251 (OP)
I feel it, I had a pair of nightmare parents who literally kept moving me around from the west coast to the east coast then back to the west coast so I don't even know where the fuck to say I'm from.

I was born in one place
Had a childhood elsewhere
Once a teen I return to my birthplace but in a different hood
Now I am 60 miles from where I used to be

Like wtf do I even say? Im from the fucking Train? My birthplace? Or where I grew up and had most of my lived experiences??

>>33305800
This is exactly why that question is retarded. It's stupid to even ask.

>>33306005
I feel like most questions where I have to talk about myself are challenging, like a borderline trying to piece together a coherent string of origin

It's reassuring to hear another agree it's a dumb question

>>33306090
Amen

>>33306090
>like a borderline trying to piece together a coherent string of origin
Lol, yeah, feels like I'm trying to generate a fake story in my head just to please them. And I'm like wtf am I doing. And the worst part is now I have to remember what I said to them later.

>wait a minute, I thought you said your mother immigrated to wakanda
>no that's where I went to high school
>but you said you never went to school there

>>33288370
Must be ranjeet
Only a sneering resentful brown could get this mad lmaooo

>>33306664
I am Rajesh Koothrapoli

>>33310206
He never got to bang Penny, did he?

>>33288251 (OP)
why so ashamed

>>33288251 (OP)
If it's a black person is asking you that, it's actually ebonics for, "I am about to attack you" just a heads up.

I want you to tell them you're from 4chan

>>33288352
how about you go the fuck back and stop shitting up his country?

>>33288352
Just don't be a fucking third worlder you shitter. Its not that complicated. If you come from a shithole nation people are going to tag you with it because you deserve it. By existing you drag down the averages on every metric set by decent, hardworking people and it would really help if you would just fuck off back to wherever you came from and die away from us.

Since you won't, a little shit-talking is something you can certainly shut up and deal with.

>>33288251 (OP)
If a cat is born in a stable, does that make it a horse? If a nigerean man is born in the UK does that make him english?

>>33313938
Would be wild if this was an American posting this

>>33288251 (OP)
>be me, have british father, fiji mother
>born in the fucking UAE of all places, live there for 10 years
>move to britbong

>so anon where are you from?
>uh,uhn,britan
>no your not
>tfw he was black

>>33314217
A retard posted this and it wasnt wild at all

You should punch them in the fucking face and beat them to smithereens.

>>33313039
>If it's a black person is asking you that, it's actually ebonics for, "I am about to attack you" just a heads up.

>>33313333
>>33313822
lmao the animosity you americans have for foreigners lol unreal

>>33315130
>smithereens
boomer?

>>33295696
he was mad about a Russian he works with, that makes him a foreigner too retard.

>>33313938
Yes, didn't you see that video of the cat who thought he was a horse. literally had the run down pat.

>>33288337
Okay you have to admit that is a little funny. But seriously just tell him to stfu or shit talk Putin if you can without getting in trouble with management or whatever for talking about politics during a break