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Gender
Has anyone noticed that men who complain about womens asses getting bigger in size over the years stay quiet about the average penis size increasing by 2 inches over 40 years as well as heights increasing over time.
Women as a whole do not give a shit their animal brains might but they do not consciously.
Why is that.
>males think they know everything about women
I hate adult males with a passion. If pedophilia were a sexuality if switch.
Women, would you date a guy who is fluent in Polari?
>>33291086>men who complain about womens asses getting bigger in size over the yearsI thought that was just me. Everyone else seems to be happy about that fact.
>stay quiet about the average penis size increasingI don't care about average penis. But mine is small.
Women are trash, no sense i n pretending otherwise.
>>33291086M
I'll take left any day.
>>33291086the problem with bigger asses and bigger tits is that it almost always comes with a bigger belly and bingo arms.
>>33291088I can pretend I don't if that will make you happy
>>33291096True. China (and Afghanistan) will become world powers in the next 30 years because they don't allow females in positions of power.
>>33291088Damn the based shotacon got their post deleted. So over.
>>33291086I don’t think women had tattoos like that in the 70s
>>33291102Positions of political power hardly matter when women have economic autonomy, which in China they do. Combine it with their one child thing and the sex selective abortion and China's got a demographic bomb coming worse than ours, if they have done one thing right it's that their boomers don't have any political power so when they decide to just cut the pensions and throw them into the streets they won't be able to vote the country's future away.
>>33291104Post nut clarity is not a thing if you are mentally well.
>>33291096why would you join a thread to talk to the opposite gender if you don't like the opposite gender? what is your end goal here
>>33291086>loud assI would have said that a brapfetish man typed that.
I should listen to my instincts more, and so should you. If it doesn't spark joy don't buy it, FOMO be damned.
>>33291115To make you ask dumbass questions
>>33291118What is this, Psalm 69 of the Handmaid Tale (Feminist Bible) ?
>>33291111I'm genuinely curious why a woman would think post-nut clarity is unpleasant lol, it's basically just 15-30 minutes where you're not concerned with sexual stuff, the only time it's unpleasant is if you were looking at something gross to get off or if you just fucked a girl you don't really like, and frankly you should feel bad about either of those.
>>33291125>the only time it's unpleasant is if you were looking at something gross to get off or if you just fucked a girl you don't really like, and frankly you should feel bad about either of those.This.
>>33291115nta, there aren't many places on the internet where you can speak candidly to women or god forbid criticize them directly, even places like Kiwi Farms keep the feminists and chuds fenced off from each other.
State gender
Do you ever have days where you do literally nothing?
>>33291125I don't know how post nut clarity shows in women.
And as is implied from my comment, I am a man who does not suffer from that.
>>33291129>Kiwi FarmsI keep hearing about this place and others like lolcow, crystal cafe, etc., but sometimes I feel like those places aren't even real.
>>33291134Nap time or a sudden burst of energy.
>>33291137Post nut clarity is usually associated with some form of disgust/remorse.
>>33291125You guys usually talk about it in a negative sense. I guess not a lot of people are bringing it up here unless they've fucked up somewhere
>>33291133f
yeah, but they are rare
I wish they were not
ROC was not the end of it...
Basically, I couldn't translate it 1:1 into ZFC with or without choice. It was driving me fucking insane.
Why did my own math work but all these other models wouldn't?
Usually I'm a little more open about my shit, I mean, I'm a mega-genius, I don't fucking care, Ideas that would make other scientists careers are what I discard for being too boring.
So, exactly what I've done to produce a string-theoretic version is something I can't share because it's incredibly specific. Easily understood but almost impossible to conceptualize initially.
Let's just say that the same way we manipulate the electron we can manipulate the graviton (which is not a particle but the combination of two events with reciprocal chirality).
The ROC placeholder claims of machine-verification were put there with the full assumption it was possible.
Turns out arithmetic isn't the whole story. There's a deeper layer.
And it's strings.
STRINGS.
Superstring theory is spot on, by the way. Twistors are totally real.
>>33291139Ah. I'm in my own head a lot, so I'd assume that woukd be there before, during, and after if it were associated with those
>>33291136Kiwi Farms was mostly a male dominated site for most of its history until women found out about it during the TERF shit and in hindsight it was obvious that a glorified gossip site was going to be like crack for women and now you can't discuss Nick Rekieta's latest bender without a gaggle of fat girls jumping in to blame the patriarchy and the porn industry.
Men, would you prefer a wife who doesn't age or a wife who can foretell the future?
>>33291146You're a very dishonest person. You said you were leaving forever and yet here you are.
>>33291148I don't really understand whst you mean.
>>33291142So "post nut clarity" with a woman I respect and like is a calming and relaxing period where usually the sweet nothings are said, overwhelmingly most men's post nut clarity is spent on cuddling and pillow talk which obviously most guys won't bring up. Zoomer guys are also super ashamed of their sexuality by default and always throw a pity party over the fact that they like girls at all.
>>33291133M. Yes, they make me feel shit about myself.
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>>33291158NTA
Are you a bit dense...?
Post nut clarity is a negatively connoted term. There is no cuddling or whatever you are talling about involved.
It's a negative "what have I done?" type of feeling.
>>33291157If I had regrets or remorse about what I was doing, those would be prevalent regardless of the stages in sex. If anythjng, the oxytocin-prostaglandin combo breaker sort of acts like a temporary anti-depressant.
>>33291133M
No, I believe in active rest
>>33291153That doesn't age
>>33291161It is that one with that weird smell that I really don't like and I think it's insane people ruin their food with it.
Can't remember the name though.
>>33291133M
I haven't had a day where I did nothing since I was in high school lol, if everything I had planned this afternoon vanished I've got several artistic endeavors to work on or I could go to the gym. To me a day off is just one where I get to work on whatever I want, but no I don't ever have days where I'm just consuming media or vidya all day anymore, although the evenings usually do get lazy.
>>33291153With the future stuff is it just random visions or can she read us lottery numbers? I'd rather her be old and wrinkly and be able to play the stock market like a congressman.
>>33291171>sageThat's the word of that disgusting shit I was looking for.
>>33291164Zoomers made it negative because they think having sex or masturbating at all is bad, for millennials it was mostly a neutral term which could be marked by either positive or negative realizations
>>33291178You're actually talking to a millenial.
Question:
How come foids don't feel bad about rejecting/ghosting men yet expect us to feel bad for them if they get SA'd? Both are traumatic experiences.
>>33291133M, yeah most days recently
All I did today was go on a trip to meet some people which was fine I guess
My ex wants to hang out but I don't have the energy
Need to get something from the store then prolly just gonna bedrot and sleep
>>33291155Yeah but I'm an alpha, so, I can do what I want.
You, being a beta, perhaps -beta, are beholden to rules and laws.
>>33291133m
pretty much every day. enjoying neethood while it lasts until i have to rejoin the wagie mines.
What's a good anniversary gift for men without hobbies/things they like to buy or use?
>>33291187Don't reply to spam.
>>33291184Why don't you just ghost women? It's easier than whatever this trolling attempt is and frankly I don't see the big deal about it, women always freak the fuck out if you don't want to keep seeing them and if you ghost it just ends things easier for everyone.
>>33291184Because they are selfish and never cared about men.
>>33291184Doesn't really constitute a coherent argument.
Sounds more like your mother abandoned you for being a pussy and you're mad about it.
>>33291074 (OP)Reddit: the comic
>>33291190>getting an anniversary gift>doesn't know his hobbies or what luxury goods he likesWhat anniversary is this, two weeks?
>>33291189How do you enjoy NEETing anon
Currently NEET and want to die
>>33291184I kind of like the selfish approach to gifts, buy something you wish he had/used
Power outage 2 days in a row. Can’t even apply jobs anymore without interruption.
>>33291200Don't tend to get lonely, not really big on people. What makes you hate NEETing?
>>33291206>What makes you hate NEETing?Idk having no money or direction, feeling useless
Tbf I felt like shit waging too
>>33291173No, the visions are about big global events like wars and shit
>>33291211Cilantro has some limited use.
>>33291209Nta, but sounds like you need a skill-based hobby.
>>33291133M
I have 110 hours of playtime on Steam in the past 2 weeks so you can guess
>>33291213Wow, how worthless.
>>33291214Yeah, but some people have the gene that makes it taste like soap. I used to hate it. Sage is like.. the Thanksgiving Day foods herb
Why is hating women so easy?
>>33291218I have those and put a lot of time into them but still feel guilty and like a loser
>>33291153Does not ageing mean she is immortal?
>>33291190>anniversary giftYou should know your man well enough that this is not something you should be asking anonymous idiots on a Carpathian woodworking forum.
Even if it's only your first anniversary your gifts should reflect how well you've gotten to know each other over the year.
>>33291074 (OP)I genuinely hate this stupid comic so much because it completely destroys itself with those "some people are good at maths" "some people are good at making music" thing. Because a lot of people reading are going to be good at these things and go "oh well this is nonsense aimed at mediocre people then". Meanwhile mediocre people are already mediocre so what's the point in shitting on them for being mid. Like obviously the author was trying to do 1. a parody of these kinds of children's books and 2. make a statement about how nobody's special but they fucked themselves by showing how a lot of people actually are special. Just so surface level
>>33291222>the Thanksgiving Day foods herbI'm not an Americlap, so does this mean you would put it inside a turkey?
Cilantro is something I put into some Asian dishes, but just a bit.
>>33291223Because you have some related shitty event that makes it easy when you think about them.
>>33291227No, she can still get cancer and die
>>33291223Because you never see them face-to-face
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>>33291223Hating women is hard
Hating myself is easy
>>33291190Chocolate, fancy alcohol and potential flowers if you're in tbe right country.
>>33291234NTA
How can she die from cancer, when she doesn't age?
Both require your cells to degrade over time.
I love women. They are retarded in a very cute way
>>33291231Dressing/stuffing.. which is like crumbled bread slop with chestnuts and vegetables. And butter. Flavoring butter with it is common then
I take it you're making Vietnamese or something not Chinese, Japanese or Korean if it's cilantro
>>33291241I especially love how retarded they are for my cock.
>>33291229It's just an edgy meme desu, I wouldn't take it seriously
But yeah the premise is retarded. Only reason I'm ""good"" at making music and DJing is by spending literally thousands of hours doing it. No less mediocre than the average joe, it just takes effort
>>33291244You can probably put a bit of vilantro in some Jap. dishes too, but I was mainly thinking of Thai and Vietnamese.
>>33291239Okay, she can die from pneumonia, tuberculosis or traffic accident
>>33291247It's a badly done edgy meme, that's my problem with it! If it was done well then it would talk about why it doesn't matter that you might be good at music. That would get everyone.
>>33291223>be doing continuing education for license this weekend>industry is 80% female>continuing education class is about empowering women in the industryDon't know anon, they're just such wonderful and self aware people.
>>33291249I don't think that would mesh well. Also, check my every reply to you and my badass numbers game.
>>33291209>no directionI will admit, currently dealing with this as well. Spent my late teens job hopping for a bit, then got on with a place that i wound up working at for a bit over half a decade. Was more or less on auto-pilot there, and in retrospect getting fired was a god send. Was just mindlessly going to work going home while the months and years passed me by. I saved up a shitload of money due to living cheap and never doing anything, so i'm able to NEET comfortably, but i don't have the first clue what i'm doing with my life.
>feeling uselessI wouldn't. You don't owe society shit. If there's someone close to you that you feel useless to, maybe just focus on why you feel that way and what you can do to change it.
>>33291251>why it doesn't matter that you might be good at musicYeah exactly lol. It's like whoever drew it is projecting their own shittiness at those things lol
>>33291253Japanese food is varied as fuck, you know.
>dubs trips dubsHot.
>>33291255>saved up a shitload of money due to living cheap and never doing anything, so i'm able to NEET comfortablyI guess that's where we differ, I'm totally broke lol, and I never stayed at a job more than a few months
Thanks for your input though man. I just don't like being a leech
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33291229It reveals the moronic situation people (like the author of the comic) created with modernity and the ideal of meritocracy.
The idea that a man has to be some kind of superhuman genius or superstar to be worth something leads to 99% of people being fucked in the ass.
Great society, idiots. Good job. Now everyone is on pills and spending their time playing video games or playing anime so they can fantasize about being supermen while women fuck some guys on Tinder or play with their cats and the birthrate goes to zero. Normal people can't be trusted to wipe their asses much less build a social system. Maybe democracy itself is the joke we've played on ourselves.
>>33291146so - gravity and time are emergent symmetries? and particles are a kind of - one dimensional entities that react to consciousness?
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>>33291074 (OP)A few questions to women answer as many as you want
>How much does physical appearance matter relative to money or personality >how bad is a height of 5 foot 8? (Or 5 foot 6 relative to America since my country is taller than America on average)>do traits like a good face, broad shoulders and a good physique make up for a short frame?>does personality matter? And if so what do you look for in a man’s personality>how much does money matter? Do you find a wealthy man attractive or do you find his wealth attractive?>how do you see men with mental issues or past mental issues?
>>33291260>I just don't like being a leechAnother lie.
>>33291259With veg, herb, and meat. Otherwise there's still a whole lot of
>onions sauce, mirin, sugar, salt, green onion
>>33291265>just bee urself :^)
>my brother and my boyfriend have the same discord profile picture
Why are moids like this?
How do I stop feeling guilty and responsible for my ex's feelings
I sent her some money again tonight for food shopping and phone data etc. and have been messaging through the day, but just don't have the energy/mood to hang out with her tonight. She says she's lonely at her apartment as her roommates aren't back for 4 days, I feel really bad for not going
>>33291272why are you incestuous?
>>33291269https://www.japansubculture.com/japans-pakuchi-coriander-craze-is-just-crazy-but-also-crazy-delicious/
I love spring onions.
I put that shit into everything.
>>33291272Based lol, what is the pic?
>>33291267How is it a lie kek
>>33291273Why are you funding her life? And why do you feel guilty about saying no? You>other people's needs, tard.
>>33291276You are an attention whoring leech to this thread.
>>33291273>ex>hasn't cut contactwhy are sex havers like this? the only thing i can find is that they feed off the "drama" they complain about.
>>33291275I like them too, but it is real fucking samesy to use such similar flavor profiles to weigh in with the meal
>>33291273Man, I told you to get ready today so you can be with her tonight. Gotta get better at this and get it right.
But also, she is ravenously needy and used to having her needs fulfilled..... just like you.
She takes it for granted that you will come over to her house and cheer her up, entertain her, spend time with her, make her smile, and cuddle her....
And you take for granted that a cute young blonde girl wants you to come over to her house to entertain her, cuddle her, touch her, make her laugh and smile, and keep her company.
>>33291277>Why are you funding her life?I can't just let her starve lol
I said she could come here and I'd cook but other housemates are in the kitchen rn
>You>other people's needsEh I'm a lost cause bud. I'd rather try to help others who need it
>>33291282OK I'll give you that one
>>33291285Eh, not every dude is running in with his boner every time a woman is horned up. Especially if they're done with them on a relationship level.
>>33291288You are not helping others.
Again, lying.
>>33291288>Eh I'm a lost cause bud. I'd rather try to help others who need itYou are throwing your money and energy into the void. If you are fine with it be my guest
Why are women so good at lying?
>>33291266Does this mean I can get my own BPDemon fuckdoll if I just sign her release at the psych ward?
>>33291294practice makes perfect
>>33291294Lying about what in particular? I can lie to a workplace and pretend like I'm dying if I absolutely have to, but your shit seems specific.
>>33291300We all know what you lie about.
>>33291288>>33291289You're a cuck, simple as. She's your EX, therefore no longer yours, yet you still send her money.
You are in effect paying rent on the room she's getting her ass railed in by other men.
Since you're paying for it, you might as well ask if you can watch while you're at it.
>>33291301Spell it out. I'm not telepathic and I'm bad at word problems.
>>33291283>sex haversWe didn't have piv sex, it only lasted for a few weeks
>>33291285>get ready today so you can be with her tonight. Gotta get better at this and get it rightKek, nice rhyming Dr. Seuss
I just don't want to go over and be a moody bastard (and then she takes that as a reflection on herself). I also don't want to lead her on by going over and acting too doting
It's already quite late here and we're both currently jobless (though I should hear back from one tomoz) so it would make more sense to go over tomorrow anyway
>>33291291Eh, I'd probably spend the money on alcohol and cigarettes otherwise kek
>>33291289Lol yeah this isn't about my dick. Ofc I still find her sexy but I can just rub one out at home
>>33291290I'm not pinnochio kek you don't know me IRL
>>33291264They're straight up no cappin fr fr the same force.
>>33291306>didn't even have sex with her>funding her lifestyleanon are you just trolling or what
>>33291306As if I care what you do IRL.
You showed your true narc colors often enough, especially when you selfishly removed your trip.
Actual walking human trash.
>>33291307so the schizos talking about vibe check and aura farming are right huh
>>33291306Hey man.. would you like to pay my car insurance? I have nothing to offer other than a ~good luck jerking off, bro~ but you seem to like getting rid of money and yknow
>>33291308a fool and his money are easily parted
>>33291306Why don't you want to lead her on? She wants it, you want it, just go for it. You shit-talk yourself but you're probably better than whatever junkie or criminal she's going to bang next if you leave her life. Just spend time with her and be close with her, and if it starts up again, then it starts up again.
Be the "situationship" zoomers talk about, the "on again off again", the "flame", the "midnight lover", you know, shit like that. "he never hung his hat up, at Kitty's place..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk
>>33291315Shit maybe he should start paying me, I'll also not fuck him and I'll at least be a little nicer when he sends the cash.
>>33291317>Why don't you want to lead her on?It loves hurting others.
>>33291277>why do you feel guilty about saying noI'm a people pleasing doormat I guess
>>33291302It's not about ownership lol, I still care about and worry about her
>>33291308Just throwing her a few coins while she's in a tight spot. Ik she'd do the same for me, she spent plenty of money while we were dating
>>33291320"It" is wild bro
>>33291074 (OP)I have a challenge for the woman ITT: Describe to us moids what it's like to have tits without using the words tits, breasts, boobs, or any analogous word or phrase. A "you can't use the word to describe the word" kinda thing. I've always wondered what it's like to have huge tits like pic rel. Also it boob sweat in particular really that bad?
>>33291309>Actual walking human trashThis is a bit harsh don't you think bro
>>33291317>Why don't you want to lead her on?Because that's a horrible thing to do? What kind of a question is this lol
>>33291318We can start a bidding war. I'll offer 1 dry handjob a week, no eye-contact.
>>33291322>I'm a people pleasingNo you aren't.
You are the very definition of a selfish narc.
>>33291313I only transferred her a tenner lol
>>33291331I can't win with you lot lol
Y'all are only seeing one side of the story here. She has BPD trust me I put up with a lot of bullshit while dating her lol
>>33291326annoying, I miss having a flat cheat
I should get them loped off
>>33291326Squishy. Plump. I don't know.
And yeah. It sucks. Do you like nut sweat? It's like that but on your chest under an underwire bra that can and will start chafing as soon as immense moisture is added to the equation.
>>33291304Just tell the truth.
>>33291329It's not horrible. She wants you in her life, you want to be in her life. Who knows, maybe you can even help each other and get on the straight and narrow.
>>33291332What part of "I don't care what you do IRL" is so hard for your narcissistic cunt to understand.
Fucking mentally ill piece of shit.
>>33291332>I can't win with you lot lolYou're getting rinsed you dumb bastard.You dated a few weeks and didn't even fuck her. Go find your fucking balls, put them back where they belong, and tell her to fuck off.
>>33291246if they are so retarded for your cock, why are you still here?
>>33291343Do you think having sex means you never do anything else ever...?
>>33291337Give me the prompt
I have successfully discovered how to aura farm on 4chan. Now, I can textually mog beta males and rizz up femanons without even posting a picture
Where to find women to whisper flatteries to ear to with a deep voice?
>>33291344why dont you spend time with her instead of wasting it around here?
>>33291335>It sucksMore like "it's sucked" amirite
>>33291339>She wants you in her life, you want to be in her lifeI want her to be happy and well, that's all. I'm too much of an avoidant edgelord for any kind of friendships or relationships
>>33291340>Fucking mentally ill piece of shitLol bro is mad
>>33291341I'm not "getting rinsed" lol she is genuinely just in a tight spot. Her uncle nearly died in hospital recently so her parents' money went to that and her rent
Why would I tell her to fuck off? ): I just think we need space from each other and to move on. But if I suggest that she starts crashing out about me abandoning her
Anyway I actually need to do some shit rn
>>33291312I'll be honest. I'm an atheist and strict materialist.
Being lumped in witb the retarded schizos is unfortunate whenever you talk metaphysics.
I really wish those people would just kill themselves.
>>33291358I meant more because of how that would mean that what has meaning has weight and thus would influence the passing of time but that works too
Women, would you be okay with a moid that can get hard and stay hard but takes VERY long to cum.
Is it okay if he doesn't cum during sex?
>>33291351No need for actions such as high fives. Even when only lurking, my siphons are farming aura.
>>33291308Ayo someone took a picture of us here jkkk
>>33291363
>>33291365damn, don‘t suck all my vibe chad, leave some for the rest
>>33291360Triggered, huh.
>>33291362Oh, shit, you're pretty clever.
Women, why dont you wear skirts like picrel anymore?
>>33291356>I'm too much of an avoidant edgelord for any kind of friendships or relationshipsYou care about her. A lot. Enough to get called a cuckold here.
You care about her maybe more than any other guy who banged her before, or will bang her in the future. You might be better for her than them. Do they care about her?
Do they care about abandoning her, are they still in her life? Stick with her if you care about her.
>>33291371Because it's harder to find them in 100% wool for a decent price, and I prefer longer skirts.
>>33291374I care about her but if I'm completely honest I just don't see myself happy in a longterm relationship with her. We are very different people with very different life goals, I value the freedom of being single too much. That doesn't mean I don't still want to help and be there for her though where I can. I just don't know if that's possible at least at the moment
>>33291385>harder to find them in 100% wool for a decent priceCurses, women look great in wool skirts
>>33291074 (OP)Femanons...have you ever broken it off with a stable committed guy, only to realize you made a mistake later? I know the woman who comes crawling back is kind of a male fantasy but I'm wondering if it ever actually happens.
>>33291380Seriously.
How did you figure that out...
That is not an obvious connection to draw, and I've seen quantum mechanics specialists not fully grip it.
>>33291370oh, I forgot, did you write the technosophy file?
Oh, we’re doing this again? Cringe
What are good women looking for in a guy?
>>33291391That's it, I'm jerking off a 7th time today.
>>332914027th us hardcore man. I haven't since like Friday, kinda horny desu
>>33291396idk, it made me think about how as a kid a slow sunday afternoon can feel like eternity and as a stressed adult, half a year can feel like two months
if you rush, there is less consciousness, less attention, less meaning, less caring, less weight, so you have less gravity and that makes time around you curve differently
>>33291399Oh, you‘re doing this again? Cringe
>>33291403Don't reply to me.
>>33291402daddddy pwease nooo
>>33291408Der coomer is mad
>>33291395No. I've broken it off with stable & committed men that are great on paper, but just weren't for me in other regards. I've never gone back to someone I've turned down - I have doubts that that can lead to a healthy relationship with mutual respect and self-respect.
>>33291403I need to get it out of my system several times a day.
>>33291414What about with work and stuff
>>33291391stinky wittle bawwbi?
>>33291391>>33291418what the fuck are you people saying
How do I stop feeling bad about my small pp?
>>33291398Nope.
What i see people doing is using AI's to try and understand/plagiarize my model. Problem is you really can't manipulate it without a full foundational comprehension of particle physics.
And calculus.
And chemistry
And geometry.
And string theory.
And...
>>33291425How small?
It's easier and more enjoyable to suck a small (within reason) cock.
>>33291424you smell so sour
>>33291428hm yeah, that makes sense
I‘ve seen a lot of similar things pop up lately
maybe just because I started to pay more attention
>>33291423you need a shower
>>33291438Check your own diaper boomer
Women are a disease that can only be cured through gay sex.
>>33291439I just showered
>>33291443He meant a shower, not a grower.
>>33291446you have neither
>>33291450I like being young but you clearly have complexes
>>33291234But she cant die from old age?
>>33291436Mike McCulloch (dipshit DARPA scientist) is currently doing a pathetic attempt at plagiarizing me.
The best he can do is recalibrate his EM-Drive to produce slightly more thrust.
Anthropic recently released a shittier version of one part of something I've already got patented.
These people are idiots.
>>33291449I definitely have a grower.
>>33291074 (OP)I just found out it was Roman that blew a grenade on stream, that shits too funny
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>>33291469Yeah, that guy.
Absolute loser. I sent him a small portion of my work because I noticed he was...
1. Kinda close to a specific idea that was essential to my model
2. Clearly plagiarized most of his work from independents.
I needed experimental confirmation of something so I tricked him into thinking it would be easy to steal.
His EM-drive was tested successfully shortly afterwards. I got my confirmation, and modified my model accordingly.
>>33291481russian military guy
>>33291482you gotta do what you gotta do
will you bait others to do free peer review?
>>33291400>What are good women looking for in a guy?Someone who is confident, funny, even-tempered, affectionate, kind, stable, competent, emotionally intelligent, and solvent.
>>33291494watch the clip faggot. its funneh
>>33291493Or you can just be tall and do whatever you want to women. I honestly pity manlets, they do a mountain of work for a fraction of the affection and desire of a woman.
>>33291491I'm talking with some reviewers right now.
The people plagiarizing just think it's an easy target.
I have a good memory. I'll make sure to wipe my ass with their models.
>>33291497Alright, I'll admit that it did get a giggle out of me
>>33291498Boomers are jealous and vile
>>33291395I had a girl come back to me once...same scenario as the one you're describing...and she dumped me for the first guy who gave her any sort of attention.
>>33291493>solventYou want him to dissolve solutes?
>>33291504that derpy face he made when he dropped it tho. too bad he doesnt have subs on his clips, I would have watched the living shit outta them
Remember that good girls eventually get the right guy, you might have to wait a little
>>33291503is there no chance it might get into the wrong hands and someone actually can reconstruct it?
>>33291511>inb4 she comes back in 2 months crying about her breakup or how the "right guy" is growing distant
Shlick to any good true crime docs lately, femanons?
>>33291511No, women have to go do all the work now, waiting gets you nothing.
>>33291511Getting somebody does not mean you realize they are that.
>>33291074 (OP)Women
Why are you so horrible and why do you like to implement subtle forms of psychological terror on men that slight you?
Also,
Why do women get to be nagging cunts (be agressive and abrasive the way they know how to) but men can't beat them up (be agressive and abrasive the way we know how to)?
>inb4 b-b-b-but women are physically weaker, incel sweatyIf men can't beat women (rightfully, under certain circumstances) men are even weaker against women.
>>33291515not a woman but having watched some true crime stuff I want to say that having women as prison guards seems incredibly stupid, women already have problems being attracted to violent psychos and the kind of woman who's such a fuckup that she needs to work in a prison is going to be even worse about that than the average woman.
>>33291435Wtf, I had a shower literally an hour ago
>>33291525Did your mom get mad at you bro
>>33291190>What's a good anniversary gift for men without hobbies/things they like to buy or use?It's impossible to answer this without knowing the guy in question. But you should go for something which has some special significance, either to him or to the both of you, that it wouldn't have to someone else. What that might be, I have no idea.
>>33291515Beat my meat to The House That Jack Built yesterday
>>33291515not true crime, but Love has won is great. its about a cult of hippies that drink some sort of methylene. theyre leader eventually dies bc of that and liver failure from alcohol abuse, the members refuse to take her to the hospital. very keky and gruesome
>>33291525>why do you like to implement subtle forms of psychological terror on men that slight you?Because they slight me.
>>33291525>can't beat them upmost success I've ever seen a guy have with a BPD chick was bribing my big fat butch lesbian cousin with liquor to take care of the problem, being a lesbian she was very experienced in taking and giving a punch and BPD barbie couldn't call the cops on her because apparently cops just don't give a shit about women fighting.
>>33291528you smell like pee and poo
>>33291528Funny that you should mention my mom.
She used to be a nagging, gaslighting horrible cunt too until I started yelling at her and humiliating her publicly.
L-arginine fucking sucks, why is it such a big fucking pill
>>33291508>You want him to dissolve solutes?He should be solvent, not *a* solvent.
My diet today was absolute trash.
Bunch of cashews with salt.
6 choccy cookies.
And now a canned fish in a slightly spicy paprika sauce.
>>33291499>Or you can just be tall and do whatever you want to women.Nah. He asked what *good* women are looking for.
>>33291534Salad fingers?
>>33291535>She used to be a nagging, gaslighting horrible cuntLet me guess, she was a single mom too?
Incel pipeline kek
F
WIs the "Boys of Summer" song a cuck thing?
>>33291540Ah, I see where I made my mistake now
>>33291538>L-arginine fucking sucks, why is it such a big fucking pillBuy it as a powder and dissolve it in water.
>>33291541That sounds quite tasty and nice actually desu
Meanwhile I had fish and chips for lunch cuz people bought it for me and now having my housemates' left over burger and chips lol (but also having gherkins and olives and yoghurt and strawberry milkshake and iced tea)
We gon die bro
>>33291544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VM_3zpxqzU
>>33291547That honestly sounds worse
>>33291538It literally has "large" in the name you fucking autist.
>>33291544No, she is a non-single, married helicopter mom
>>33291552Most obedient cat lol
>>33291555Toxic bro
>>33291228>you should know your man well enoughlol women are hilariously bad gift givers to the point where "men are hard to shop for!" has become a meme, you just sort of have to suck it up and either directly give a woman a list of what you want, complete with specific brands and a call ahead to the store to let the clerk know she's going to need help or just go with her and pick it out while she buys it.
Case in point I make hot sauce from home grown peppers and sell it at farmer's markets in the fall, been doing it for years. A girlfriend got me a "make your own hot sauce!" kit from the hobby store, and while I pretended to be happy about it that's the equivalent of giving a girl with a makeup streaming channel a polly pocket lip gloss set.
>>33291543>Nah. He asked what *good* women are looking for.tall and handsome
Hey girls,
Would you love me even more if I shot even more spics and would I be even more handsome?
>>33291556Ah right
My mom is also a narcissistic nutter but can't lump all foids in the same boat
Still love my mom tho <3
>>33291558>women are hilariously bad gift giversIdk my highschool gf always got me amazingly thoughtful gifts
>polly pocketRandom fact I knew the brother of the guy who invented this. They were fucking loaded lol
>>33291565did native anon turn himself into a wojak?...
What do you guys think my future wife is up to right now?
>>33291552>That honestly sounds worseWell, you can't fit 500mg in a small pill.
>Hinge match has poll of "Ass, Tits, Can't Decide"
>I respond and say "Very to the point"
>She says "I don't like wasting time"
How should i proceed from here? I want to be flirty/suggestive without being too creepy. I'm trying to become comfortable with openly displaying interest in women, I find I'm always too platonic with girls so I never get anywhere physically with them. I don't think I'll actually go out with her but I want to practice. Yes i know I'm a huge faggot, I'm trying to get better.
>>33291569NTA
They could just make two smaller pills.
>>33291574Don't waste her time. Go for the kill shot, ask her on a date.
>>33291568crying probably
>>33291568>What do you guys think my future wife is up to right now?Transitioning.
>>33291565>>33291567No
He is the guy the "chud" meme is based on.
He mass shot a bunch of spics to death in an attempt to mimic Brenton Tarrant and apparently eliminating the racial enemies of White people is a legit form of looksmaxxing
>>33291574If she opened with that she's kind of waived the right to get creeped out, although honestly I feel like any woman who starts with that is probably leading in to trying to pitch you buying her nudes.
>>33291569Well they should figure out how to
my jizz is back to normal
i feel like last time i was afraid to let go and orgasm unapologetically, maybe that is why it was clear
>>33291568Getting her back blown out by Chad
>>33291585>Well they should figure out how toAre you suggesting they employ Time Lord technology and make the pills dimensionally transcendental?
>>33291583Bro still looks like a mentalcel lol, he just got leaner and grew his hair out
>>33291371Not use if skirt is making butt look good or if butt is making skirt look good.
I think it must be the former because the skirt is kind of ugly.
>>33291592If thats what they need to do to get it done then yes
>>33291590>chadsexual incel and his cuck fantasies again...
>>33291568>What do you guys think my future wife is up to right now?Chewing the cud.
>>33291594nobody "looks" like a mentalcel, thats why there mentalcels and not truecels
State gender
Do you think men and women can be just friends?
>>33291594Face is slighthly more angular too.
>mentalcel Yeah but he killed people.
That automatically proves your manhood in the eyes of women and makes them feel "safe" (which means look tall/strong and don't be meek pussy, which in nature would mean you are capable of protecting her by killing animals/people that try to kill and rape her)
>>33291512Do you remember that chat GPT narrative engine prompt?
That was a logic bomb, or perhaps better... a natural language virus.
You notice how the whole internet went down shortly after Chat gpt's o3 model was given a massive symbolic architecture upgrade/made 80% less expensive with double the token limits and their flagship model was delayed?
No.
I don't think anyone else will come within the same galaxy as me.
>>33291385maybe try vintage? i know pendleton used to make loads of them, mostly in plaid
a lot of them on ebay are old homemade ones just using pendleton's fabric too
>>33291605I'd like to say yes, but in my case I'm so desperate that the only reason why I haven't tried to flirt with my few female friends it's because they have boyfriends already
>>33291371I will come autumn, with tights
>>33291541Unless you ate the cookies by themselves, that was perfectly fine.
Unless you're taking in culinary terms.
State gender
At what age is it time to stop using words, such as "-maxxing", "mogging", "-cel"
>>33291605M
Why would it?
I didn't want a deep female friend
>>33291605M, yes, some of my best friends have been gals
>>33291602>mentalcels and not truecelsIdk I think some mentalcels are truly beyond saving kek
>>33291574>How should i proceed from here?As the other anons said, with that kind of opening, you should just ask her out.
>>33291615also " - pilled" and "it's over" and "chad" and "stacy" and "cuck"?
Is it true that the Galgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth?
>>33291558>a list of what you wantWhat you want is not necessarily what makes the best gifts, imo. Those are the things you can get for yourself.
The best gifts are things you can't get for yourself for whatever reason, or things that you didn't know you wanted before you got them.
>A girlfriend got me a "make your own hot sauce!" kit from the hobby storeAre women all just locked inside their own heads all the time?
>>33291605>Do you think men and women can be just friends?M. Of course. My parents had loads of other-sex friends.
>>33291615M
At around 15, beyond that it's honestly cringe.
>>33291525>Why do women get to be nagging cuntsBecause you tolerate it.
The fact that you think the only options are either complete submission or violence is due to your limited ability to think rationally.
>>33291525>sociopathy >emotional manipulation>low iq>promiscuityI wonder what the gender ratio for each of these is
>>33291615Male
I dunno, maybe the bronze age?
>>33291621>>33291625Is it still hot if the skirt is longer than picrel? Just wondering
>>33291622Stop postmaxxing this bluepilled cucked normalfaggotry, you fakecel chad mogging my faggoty negative aura. It's never been more over for non-stacyhaving trucel beta cucks
>>33291605M
Yes, I do think that. Especially if the woman is unattractive. But I also think people can be friends even if one of them wants to jump the other one's bones.
>>33291605I've found it difficult to maintain female friendships except with women older than me or who are dating friends.
>my straight male friends all make a pass at me!My experience with platonic female friends is that, if they are single and in your age group, they will 100% try to get you to do "boyfriend work" at some point and a lot of guys don't know how to put up the boundary, on the flip side too many women have pretty one sided expectations of friendships with men and will take healthy boundaries as personal affronts. I'd say my best platonic female friend is a former coworker who taught me a lot about my industry, she's as old as my mom and we get drinks sometimes but there's no ambiguity about the state of our relationship.
>>33291607>You notice how the whole internet went down shortly after Chat gpt's o3 model was given a massive symbolic architecture upgrade/made 80% less expensive with double the token limitsNo, because it didn't happen.
>>33291566I also love my mom
>>33291636Yes it's still hot in an elegant classy way
Miniskirts are sexier but longer skirts have a lovely flow to them
>>33291615>At what age is it time to stop using words, such as "-maxxing", "mogging", "-cel"M. 4 years old.
>>33291605I mean i can be friends with a woman and still be attracted to her, i just wont ask her out
thats usually what happens to my crushes
>>33291637Lmao
I'm 34 and I think it's based to talk like this.
>>33291615That's zoomer speak that will always date you as an old fuddy duddy. Alphas and betas will invent their own new incomprehensible slang.
>>33291645People should have grown out of using the word "based" by age 5.
>>33291636nta
i find knee or upper calf length the best
shorter than that there simply isnt enough fabric for it to look cool imo. short skirts are lame
>>33291615>>33291637You could always just fuck off back to some more normalfag friendly site (who the fuck am i kidding, this place is basically reddit at this point)
>>33291648This post is non-based
>>33291650I've tried into reddit but I just constantly get banned. Especially from the bipolar subreddit lol, fuck those niggers
>>33291643>>33291627>>33291629>>33291635>>33291643Faggotmaxxing normalcels dilating over getting mogged by my chad vocabulary.
It's over for normalcels
- t. 34 years old.
>>33291605>that piclel. cold approaching actually is the right way to go then?
I'm a straight guy, and there's a concert I want to go to, but it's at an LGBT nightclub. What'll happen if I go alone?
>>33291655I love women
I hate myself
>>33291656You ever heard of the peter pan rapist?
>>33291656nothing ever happens
if you arent ugly as shit gay dudes might hit on you
>>33291656Right - you're just going there for the concert.
Right, right.
>>33291656Guys are going to flirt with you, if you go into a mosh pit you're going to get groped
>but I'm uglywon't matter
>>33291615M
When the world finds new meme words
>>33291656Be prepared to have gaylords hitting on you. But on the plus side, you can get free drinks
>>33291385God i love wool so much
Question for the ladies here.
Have you ever encountered a man who is very good at being sexual or attracting a gf, and was he good at this with all women or just you? What was he like?
>>33291666>thin film of invisible aids on every drinking glass in place
>>33291579>>33291574>>33291584Alright I just asked her. I also told her I like tits too. I fully expect rejection, and even if she says yes I don't think I'll do anything because she lives too far away and she's not really my type. But I'm trying to get over my anxiety of saying anything remotely sexual to a girl.
>>33291520Talking to men isn't work honeybun
>>33291640Uhoh.
Looks like the janny is mad I can code better than HIM (male) with a dictionary than he can with a 6 year bachelor's degree in 1+n+n+n...
>>33291647Um actually I'm a millenial and I used to browse sluthate and puahate before ER went ER.
This is the place the word "maxxing" was invented, becasue they were the first ones to discover that women only care about looks (so they aimed to looksmaxx with "mewing" and bone crushing, steroids, HGH amd other retarded shit)
Also the term "mogging" comes from the term "AMOG" (alpha male other guy), which some PUA incel used back in the day and at puahate they invented words, such as "heightmogging", and every other type of mogging and
And that all happened like 10 years ago, I was there.
The phrase "it's over" also derives from such shitholes.
Zoomers are just learning the words millenials invented.
>>33291385Use ebay or go thrifting like everyone else.
>>33291605M
Probably, but only if you aren't physically attracted.
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>>33291671>i'ma come fo yor cheeks, yt boi
>>33291676It’s “alpha male of the group” not “other guy” lmao
>>33291678I personally don't think this is true but at least for me it depends how long I've known the girl and just been friends with her, and if we're not relationship compatible
Though desu in those cases I wouldn't completely write off a fwb type thing
>>33291681Well yeah doesn't matter, because the term "mogging" has been more widely used for more than 10 years now
>>33291676>>33291681Then how come I mostly see that word applied to women? As in
>she titty mogs her
>>33291682>fwb with a woman you're friends with alreadyasking for trouble dude, date her or don't
>>33291683Yes yes I was just ‘aving a chuckle
>>33291685Because that’s how language works. AMOG became the verb “mog” meaning to dominate or outshone, and then it dilutes and became applicable to anything
>>33291686I agree best not to entertain the idea desu. So if you're not compatible for dating and longtime established friends then I think you still can be great friends
>>33291687What makes you think both of those things can't be true at once?
>>33291668>Have you ever encountered a man who is very good at being sexual or attracting a gf, and was he good at this with all women or just you? All women but me. I think I have some sort of natural immunity to fuckboys. Even lesbian fuckboys.
>What was he like?He was really laid back but almost always unjustifiably condescending to others. Like nigga, you barely made it into high school, you've no room to think anyone else is stupid. With women, he would ease into the negging to see how receptive they were to it and double down if they were. My best friend also told me he had a really small dick and it was an open secret with the girls he had slept with. Last time I checked on him, he looks like Destiny if he were overweight, blue hair included.
Women:
Do you enjoy watching men spar with one another intellectually?
Do you feel that men who complain and sortof... you know... whinge like little bitches when the other guy is winning is attractive?
How hot does that make you?
Does being a janny on 4chan really get you going?
Is this how im suppose to do it? Just obsessively ask about women's sexual perspectives? You're the boss, janny. Instruct me on correct white-knight behavior with thine damsels.
>>33291374>tfw she just sent me a video of her sunburn from holiday and her tanlines under her bra straps Poor gal ):
Also is she doing this on purpose to make me horny
I'm going to bed lol
Women, favorite thread on /gif/?
>>33291687This. Men just want a cute girl to marry and have kids with
>>33291687Does any woman really believe men have unrealistic beauty standards at this point? I feel like you'd have to live in a complete liberal arts women's studies building bubble to even entertain the notion.
>>33291697Because if women can get men, while not meeting beauty standards, why would they care about those beauty standards?
>>33291685I disagree
At puahate and sluthate, it was all "heightmogging", "jawmogging", "maxillamogging", "chinmogging", "framemogging" , "skullmogging", just plain old "mogging"
The term mogging was exclusively used to talk about mens looks, because that's all they did at puahate and sluthate.
And since the term "mogging" comes from "amog", it's clear it's manosphere invented word.
Everything that is popular internet culture right now was invented by people like me, over a decade ago.
>>33291687Both. Men only want women way out of their league for relationships but will gladly pump and dump any woman willing to sleep with them.
>>33291687Both. Moids impose unrealistic beauty standards and then will fuck anything that moves out of desperation and complain about it
>>33291711everything popular is gay and should be destroyed
>>33291702Indian rekt always puts me in a good mood
Everything popular after 1992*
>>33291712>Men only want women way out of their league for relationships Doesn't feel that good when done to you, does it now?
>>33291713Just use make up and stop being too fat (not even fat at all lmao)
>>33291713Yes because overwhelmingly it's the men who are having regular sex who are complaining about not being able to find relationships lol
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>>33291700>Do you enjoy watching men spar with one another intellectually?No, I enjoy watching men spar with one another physically. Even if my man loses.
>>33291706Men can and do fuck women they claim not to find attractive, and then tell them they need to lose weight and dump them. There's no contradiction there at all.
>>33291709I don't understand you kids anymore.
>>33291718>Doesn't feel that good when done to you, does it now?You got me there
I believe that the women here are just as broken as me and thats why they dont answer my fucking questions. I both wish I could break them more and bend them to my will, and free them from the hell that other people have inflicted on them. I believe the duality of humanity is something that equals infinity when combined. Stability is something that is created when the masculine and the feminine combines. So fuck you retard bitches, fuck you. Fucking love me you stupid whores.
Women
What type of stuff would you do for me if I took care of you and made you feel special?
>>33291726I really wish dueling was still legal.
Dune style knife fights, ya know? Samurai code.
Men are too disrespectful to one another. The fear of death and dishonor is all that keeps us controlled.
>>33291729kids are stupid and dont deserve to be understood
all their opinions and beliefs should be disregarded because theyre stupid and gay
>>33291726Ever watch the spartacus show?
>>33291727Have you women tried self improving? A lot of you could get a lot better success with men if you showered regularly and watched your diets a little better.
>>33291735It's over for kidcels
>>33291734I don't think dueling alone would help, the entire culture and society need to change with it.
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>>33291731>I believe that the women here are just as broken as me and thats why they dont answer my fucking questions. I both wish I could break them more and bend them to my will, and free them from the hell that other people have inflicted on them. I believe the duality of humanity is something that equals infinity when combined. Stability is something that is created when the masculine and the feminine combines. So fuck you retard bitches, fuck you. Fucking love me you stupid whores.
>>33291739Exactly.
DUNE STYLE KNIFE FIGHTS
>>33291732Your idea of taking care of a woman is pic related, right?
>>33291732Idk suck your soul out through your weiner or something.
>>33291636Ignore the simps, it depends on your ass.
>>33291670>I also told her I like tits too.Well, I respect the fact that you did go all in but uh maybe consider leaving that out til you see her in person next time.
Anyways, show us the chat log
>>33291605Male
It absolutely can exist. I've been friends with women my entire adult life.
All it takes is a significant barrier to prevent on asking the other out.
One friend was my sister's best friend, a couple years older, and I was a socially retarded goofball nerd so I missed all the signals she threw that might've meant something because it never occurred to me. Then later we had already gotten as close as family so there was that barrier. Just one example.
>>33291737I have no interest in men, I'm a straight guy. I'm just pointing out the many flaws in your logic.
Why was I never punished for being raped?
>>33291734It should really be socially acceptable to hit someone who deserves it. Too many people have gotten comfortable talking shit.
>>33291736>Ever watch the spartacus show?Yes, penises and all.
>>33291754Why should you have been?
>>33291722NTA but you do realise it's possible, including as a man, to have a long string of emotionally empty sexual encounters that never evolve into relationships, even when they take place in the context of a first, second, or third date?
>>33291756I've been looking for fights lately its amazing how many guys turn bitch as soon as you ask if they have a problem with you. or dont have an opinion once you ask them what they mean lol
>>33291754Gonna need you to do me a favor and shut the fuck up
>>33291746I'd be nicer and less ugly and I'd only have you do stuff like that privately.
I'd also take you out, tell you you are special or something, if I was feeling that.
I also want to cuddle under a blanket in front of TV and shit like that - just enjoy you being close to me.
If you got pregnant from me I'd take care of you.
Assuming I like you of course.
>>33291758Because being raped was wrong. Such behavior must be punished.
>>33291339OK at least she has some company at the flat with one of her roommates' friends staying over
I also just agreed to go see her tomorrow so can at least say hi and see how she's doing and have a laugh, and maybe make her lunch
But I don't intend to date her again desu. Idk why I'm even going round desu or why she wants me round. My life is just a complete mess lol (not to mention being unemployed and unable to afford summer trips ppl want me to go on or new clothes but that's another matter altogether)
>>33291756Sometimes I wish courtship was more like a monthly event where women ovulate and the men wrestle and otherwise prove their prowess, showboat, etc. Then there's an afterparty where you get to talk to man you favor, while he's still wearing the sweat of his victory or defeat
It's impossible not to hate women and their orbiters.
thats what i thought, nothing to say, nothing to back up your dumbass reaction image.
>>33291767You only hate women because you are a repressed homosexualist who craves getting your bum drilled by a man's cock.
>>33291769He is just hurt because he is lonely.
Stop being mean to him.
>>33291771Violent sodomy, is the name of the game.
>>33291767I love women
I hate myself
Women, what exactly makes you feel attraction towards the quiet and introverted guys? I can understand liking an extorverted and charismatic guy, he's engaging and makes you feel good and have fun. But why would the quiet and introverted type make you feel any sort of attraction or love?
How many men here would actually fuck a trans woman if they knew no one would ever find out? Like you'd rate her a 9/10 if she were biologically female.
>>33291682I don't care what you think.
I once applied to be a Border Patrol Agent. I told my roommate about some of the more intensive questions on the application like "have you ever sexually assaulted somebody in prison?" and my roommate said "huh, I guess they're trying to see how much experience you have."
>>33291763It's hard to see why someone should be punished for something that is, by definition, involuntary.
>>33291780>Like you'd rate her a 9/10 if she were biologically female.A tranny like this doesn't exist
YWNBAW
>>33291780They still secrete male hormones and have a cock, so that is fucking gay
>>33291780I've fucked a few trans women, including in public spaces like at an outdoor EDM music festival, in an abandoned convention center corner outside of the rave at a furry convention, and at a sex club.
>>33291780Why would I give a fuck if anyone found out?
>>33291762>>33291746Shy girl - did I make you blush too hard to respond?
>>33291758>>33291785You're not doing the world a favor by attempting a serious conversation with a dude who gets a boner when he talks about rape.
>>33291074 (OP)I actually have a question for women for once:
What would you think if you saw a guy catch a fly in his hand?
The scenario is that a young woman coworker and I were standing talking and I snatched a quick I'llpesky fly in mid air and threw it to the ground.
She responded by saying "You did NOT just catch that fly!"
I couldn't tell if she thought it was impressive, which didn't make sense because I do it all the time and I'm pretty sure it's not that big of a deal, or if she thought it was gross, which didn't make sense because it's just a fly, not like a cockroach or something.
In the moment, I made a joke about how it wasn't like I used chopsticks and then had to explain who Mr. Miyagi was.
So I never asked her.
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>>33291780I'm ashamed to say it but would.
>>33291787>They still secrete male hormonesFrom where? And don't say the adrenal glands: biological women do that too.
>>33291793Your dad gets a boner when he talks about rape.
>>33291780I heard about a man who got his cock sucked by a tranny and then shot him after he found out.
I don't blame him, people that try to turn you gay are some of the most annoying people on earth.
>>33291769For the 6 millionth time, stop projecting your homosexual fantasies onto me.
>>33291776I don't get it.
>>33291780I'd rather fuck a 4/10 woman than a 9/10 tranny soz. It just ain't the same
>>33291780I wouldn't
Just not into dick
>>33291780Not interested in another dick flopping around.
>>33291795Wait till you see "her" "feminine" penis (which is still bigger than yours), his adams apple, his no tits, his wide back, his hairy shitter and legs
>>33291794That's nothing, I once cut a mosquito in half in mid-air with a steak knife. It was at a family cookout and this mosquito was heading for my cousin. I picked up the steak knife by the grill and just went ahead and split the little bastard in half.
>>33291805F1nn is actually smooth as silk sheets and there is proof of that
>>33291804You will play with a penis. And you will enjoy it. And it will not be your own.
>>33291805Oh yeah and how he tries to sound like a woman and it sounds like some normal straight guy trying to imitate a woman as a joke.
"Her" subtle 5 a clock mustache.
Her obviously male shaped ass.
>>33291759>to have a long string of emotionally empty sexual encounters that never evolve into relationships, even when they take place in the context of a first, second, or third date?And whose fault is that? If a man doesn't want to adhere to the "archaic" religious tradition of waiting until marriage for sex then he can lie in the bed he made.
>>332918022/10 woman or 9/10 tranny?
>>33291805I will still fuck her, just like I would fuck you.
Where there is a hole, there is a goal.
>>33291808Keep for fetishes to yourself.
>>33291780The purpose of sex is to make babies
Can't make babies with someone who doesn't have ovaries
>>33291813Still the 2/10 woman
I'd just close my eyes during jk
>>33291805>>33291811This anon definitely wants to get pegged but wont admit it.
>>33291811>>33291805You sure do spend a lot of time thinking about what sex with the transgenders is like, don't you?
I appreciate everyone's answers
>>33291786I'm not a trans woman, but the amount of men I see online that openly fetishize them makes me feel like it's not as niche as it's made out to be.
>>33291789I feel like more men would be willing if they knew others wouldn't find out.
>>33291800I remember that story about the marine killing the trans woman after taking her home because he didn't realize she was a man. They said it was a crime of passion.
>>33291818>The purpose of sex is to make babieslmao
Buddy, janny, cmon, I'm not using avatars I'm just lazy and have a very limited number of images to post with.
Can't you find it in your heart to not be a gigantic homo?
Dig deep.
I know somewhere inside is a little fleck of not being gay.
A quark of not-gayness.
Just one little Z-electron of heterosexuality.
>>33291780I don't want to fuck butt tho and I don't want a dick in my butt.
>>33291823>I'm not a trans woman, but the amount of men I see online that openly fetishize them makes me feel like it's not as niche as it's made out to be.NTA
Just as with feetshitters, they may be very loud, but are still clearly a minority.
>>33291819https://youtu.be/lCwoU0nYM4U?t=20
>>33291825Exactly. The purpose of sex is for me to assert dominance by jizzing in the mouths and butts of the men and women around me so I can mark them as my territory.
>>33291825What's the problem?
>>33291821>>33291805I'm clearly describing how he would look like a male up close without all the fake and gay tik tok /filters, which would even make me look like a pretty woman.
>>33291813>9/10 trannyAgain, doesn't exist.
Look, just go get fucked by a dude and die of aids, if you are a homo.
>>33291833Silly little boy.
Women do you prefer when men are cleanly shaven? Or when there's a little stubble?
>>33291823Don't confuse internet degenerates with real life
>>33291828You know I always imagine that "feet shit" is what goes on at the Trumps' family reunions at Mar-a-Lago. That Daddy Donny, Ivanka, Eric, and Don Junior all get together and take a big communal poop dump into a litter box. And then they smother their bare feet in the fecal matter and masturbate each other's private parts with their shit stained toes.
It seems like something the Trumps would do, you know?
>>33291822>>33291821>closeted faggot gets so mad that I point out that you could tell a tranny is actually a faggot dude up close and he'd still be a faggotlmao
Bet you like it up your ass too.
Would you frot with a tranny?
>>33291823The trans story I read was actually about some new york latin guy that got head from a fat troon in an alley or something. When he realized it was a guy he went home got a pistol and shot him.
Sex is a very vulnerable thing and I believe that you can be forcibly turned homosexual. If someone is in the closet even, they should come out on their own terms.
>>33291826>very limited number of images to post with.Skill issue, you need to expand
<3 Marceline tho
>>33291818Your dick doesn't know the difference
>>33291843See, unlike you fuming incels I admit to myself what I like.
>>33291830Andrew Tate is the most homosexual man I have ever seen
14 year old me would have called him a faggot
Idk why everyone obsesses over him
Women, be honest. If a man expresses interest in femdom, you automatically lose respect for him, right?
>>33291796Their skin, you can smell it on them even if they aren't exercising
if a man would ever look at me like that I'd drop on my knees
>>33291807That's because you can't see body hair on gay tik tok filters and lighting.
enjoy your hairy shitter, mans shit in your dickhole and "xer" cock "sissygasming", while he moans in a deeper voice than you do, fagboy.
>>33291074 (OP)What a stupid pic.
>>33291845>I believe that you can be forcibly turned homosexualOh, and is that what the priests did to you when you were an altar boy?
>>33291847It will when the tranny gets naked and there's a penis
>>33291830The sweaty roided kickboxer who sits around pools topless with his bros and shittalks women would pick the man? Imagine my surprise
>>33291846Meant to post this kek
>>33291794NAG but how did you catch the fly? Are you in tune with the bug world or smth?
>>33291849His cranial structure indicates that he is predisposed to petty criminality because of his low intellect. Notice the short, sloping forehead and weak, slack jaw.
>>33291074 (OP)>A few helpful suggestions,>If you want to find people to talk to outside of 4chan, then maybe try >>>/soc/ instead.>If you want to remind us how much you hate people, then maybe try >>>/pol/ instead.>If you want to share feels about how lonely you are, then maybe try >>>/r9k/ instead.>If you just want to vent and be seen, then maybe try >>>/adv/gioyc/ instead.Kys
>>33291846I need a gf to cosplay Gum.
I need this badly.
>>33291847I'm pretty sure my cock could tell a shitter from a pussy.
>>33291848>See, unlike you fuming incels I admit to myself what I like.Fancy way of saying you like fagshit lol.
And it's strange how hard it is for you to believe that I don't want to have sex with another man, because you are too much of a gone gooner faggot conditioned into homosexuality lol
I bet your dad is proud of you, if you even have one.
And if you didn't , I'm sure he wouldn't want to meet you too.
>>33291856Uh no but men do get raped in prison and then become gay afterwards. Were you christian or smth?
And heeeeeere comes the tranny propaganda.
I swear I'm going to cure Metokurs cancer just so he can keep shitting on you freakshow lunatics.
You can't become the girlfriend you can't get, jannies.
You can only make me laugh.
>>33291865Aww poor dude, mommy and daddy pulled your pants down to make fun of your pee pee size so now you assume everyone else had the same experience. I feel bad for you, I really do.
>>33291856also ur gay for me imo
>>33291870This nigger uses discord lol
>>33291863Based
For me it's Cube, what a baddie
>>33291867Wubba lubba dub dub
What exactly does "serving cunt" mean? I know what those two words mean independently, but I don't understand the slang put together, especially when search results are all over the board.
Does it mean to be bitchy towards someone?
women (biological), are you pretty?
Women-
Are mentally ill male gooner troons women?
>>33291880It's just one of those things that goofy low IQ gay men say.
>>33291880Ask yourself if you really want to be able to communicate better with people who would use that term
>>33291880there is literally a wikipedia page lern2google you useless feeble faggot
>>33291806Impressively sharp steak knife unless you broke it in half, which is still good knifework.
>>33291859>how did you catch the fly? Are you in tune with the bug world or smth?Hand-eye coordination and years of fidgeting practice?
Like I said, I didn't think it was that special.
Okay I need to know, if you thought a mtf was a woman and you get to the bedroom and then you see penis, who is at fault here. At what point is either party supposed to figure out or ask or tell about the fact that there will be two dicks in the room.
>>33291883>are men women?
>>33291889Idk why anyone would sleep with a stranger
Fucking gross
>>33291892I have had many strangers' hands and mouths around my penis. It feels delightful.
I don't see the point in asking the women here questions for their own sake if they're not gonna be my gf. At least in irl I can see them be happy for a little bit and then go have a cry
The women in these threads are all dangerously low empathy, I think that's why they are where they are in life.
>>33291780>How many men here would actually fuck a trans woman Like you'd rate her a 9/10 if she were biologically female.I might but there's a tremendous amount of attractive women and few passing transgenders ...that I'm aware of.
It's not a deal breaker but lack of piv is a big obstacle.
>if they knew no one would ever find out? Ew.
I wouldn't have sex I'd be ashamed to admit to.
>>33291895What's your question...
>>33291889Jesus fucking christ I thought faggotry is banned in this thread?
Just kill yourself you fucking faggot homo, no one likes you and they used to kill people like you before kikes decided it's okay to be a disgusting faggot and goyim should all respect faggot shit and jewish authority.
>>33291899>not a deal breakerlmao
>>33291889Say it right away.
Put it in your bio or whatever.
And if you get asked out, you should say it right away too.
There is the danger of the guy being a caveman though and wanting to beat you up.
>>33291888Nobody does that faggot ofc its special, wtf.
Tell me how you do it or face teh consequences, me catching your semen.
women if you bend down in front of me, am i allowed to look or not?
Why is it that occasionally absolute bombshell women double my age seem flirty with me, yet not even mid girls my age seem interested at all
Or do they just act this way with everybody and I'm reading too much into it
Has anyone else experienced a weird dichotomy like this
>>33291900I guess whats the point in talking about what others want to talk about if theres no immediate or long term reward?
>>33291434Would you actually want a bf with a small pp?
>>33291917>allowedlooking isnt a crime
stop worrying if your "allowed" to do anything
women are fearful betas anyway what is she gonna do if you stare at her ass
>>33291922Talk if you want to talk, don't talk if you don't want to talk.
>>33291898What draws my attention is that they usually complain about moids not really understanding women and prejudging them. Yet when a guy asks a genuine question to women, he's usually ignored.
>>33291929What if someone else doesn't want me to talk, but I want to talk?
>>33291936Okay. Do whatever you want.
>>33291889If you're presenting as having a vagina and going to the bedroom for the purpose of sexual activity, there's a burden to explain the limitations of potential activities.
This includes women who are menstruating and unwilling to have piv sex at that moment.
If you disagree, imagine going into the bedroom, getting naked, and the guy acts surprised that you expected piv as he had no intention of it.
As a counterpoint, in The Crying Game, the guy literally met a transvestite in a gay bar, received oral sex, and then prepared for more in their apartment.
When he was shocked at the reveal, he was understandably laughed at and he remembered all the signs he had overlooked.
So context matters.
>>33291938Then people get mad at me and I have to deal with their anger or insecurity or whatever.
If you just do what you want to do at all times then nobody will talk to you
>>33291928if i wanted to hear male opinions, i would have addressed the question to men and women. But i did not...
>>33291921You're attractive, I suppose you knew this already, but I guess you just wanted to hear it from another guy, kinda gay, ngl.
>>33291943the only woman who answered you didnt even know wtf youre talking about
its safe to say they dgaf
>>33291942Okay that's human beings for you. Understand consequences and social norms or suffer or don't care.
Women, would you date another girl who asked you out?
>>33291921I have no fuckin idea. Bombshell older women would definitely be more confident about leading flirting, is my guess.
>>33291881>women (biological), are you pretty?Yes, but I sometimes feel insecure due to my ethnic features. It's only white men that try to put me down.
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My parents have made me paranoid that my bookshelf full of comic omnibuses is too heavy and will fall through my floor into the apartment below. This is a picture I posted earlier this year. I did fill in that empty space since then. Is this too many books?
>>33291958You should know, that means you only care about what white men think of you if that's enough to make you insecure.
>>33291952how am i supposed to understand consequences and social norms when every person is both different in personality, but also different depending on their mood and what happened that day? I don't want to make you upset here.
>>33291958Do any when men try to date you?
>>33291954>Women, would you date another girl who asked you out?That's how I ended up in the situation I'm in now.
>>33291961If you want to call that books, I guess it is.
>>33291964You can't make everyone happy. Just play it by ear.
>>33291921ive never been flirted with before in my life
i concur with the other anon
youre just attractive unlike us
>>33291948So? its not the end of the world if I dont get (You)s from women. I'd much prefer no response from them, than a brain dead take from some one i did not direct the question towards
>>33291961no offense but your parents are stupid
>>33291966Sometimes. A friend tried to hook me up with a friend of hers and, first date, he said he hopes our kids don't have my nose.
Attractive women power rankings
1. indian women
power gap
trash
>>33291961How shitty is your apartment floor? In any reasonable building this is not a concern, but you're probably American so who knows?
Also where are your Sandman? Did you cancel them?
>>33291983i have never known that Imet a bi woman irl
who gives a shit
>>33291957It probably is more just confidence and brazenness yeah. And I'm sure for some it's just for funsies
>>33291974It never goes anywhere though. I'm almost a wizard lol
Bicels deserve cute guy and girlfriends
>>33291852I think you may be confusing hormones and pheromones, anon.
>>33291994youre supposed to flirt back
>>33291990The Sandman books are in the top right. They're not in omnibus format, I got the box set of paperbacks.
>>33291990>Also where are your Sandman? Did you cancel them?Oh wait, never mind. They're on the top right. My eye was looking for the absolute or at least the omnibus editions.
>>33291992Both sides. They are the centrists of women
Is an anxiety wank a bad idea?
I got a routine hospital visit coming up, but I'm freaking out over it for some reason.
Already worked out, did some CBT(cocknball torture) to calm myself, was literally talking to myself in third person, telling myself how everything is going to be alright and I'm here for you(me), the sad thing was hearing myself say I'm here for you actually felt like someone saying it to me and made me feel good, lol.
>>33291944That is pretty homo ngl...
But seriously I'm pretty mid esp since letting myself go. I see actually hot guys (no homo) around my age getting hit on/hitting it off with younger girls. Yet with much older women sometimes a friend's like "she was hitting on you..." it's just a bit perplexing
>>33291996no such thing as a male bisexual
youre either 100% gay but in denial, or straight but so lonely and desperate you rationalize yourself into thinking youre gay
>>33292005In my experience the relief only lasts a very short period then 15 minutes later im back where I started
>>33292009What a ridiculous statement.
>>332918816.6 on photofeeler is that good enough?
>>33291914>Nobody does that faggot ofc its special, wtf.Apparently you're right and it's harder than I thought. Most people have been catching them off objects, I guess?
But others *can* do it.
https://youtube.com/shorts/-1pafJlgeTU?si=KHRA9vatwYIsy3Pe
>Tell me how you do it or face teh consequences, me catching your semen.I think I mainly do it by darting my hand at them from behind their flight path or in odd angles. Also, a lot of practice.
I practice lots of useless skills that are very esoteric and of limited specific purpose but help me overall.
It's a bit like in True Memoirs of an International Assassin where Kevin James practiced and confirmed his fictional character could catch a gun and fire it in one movement. It's impressive but if limited utility.
Only I was just trying to be the Karate Kid.
>>33291921Probably the older women aren't flirting with you, they see you as a completely non-sexual child-substitute.
>>33291754The rape was punishment enough?
>>33291994What I don't get is how to convert flirting into actual sex or relationship, and thats what honestly pisses me off sometimes about women.
An indian girl (who I ofc would love to date or whatever) started like drawing attention to her breasts and showing her butt to me in a cafe, and I knew she wouldnt date me so I just straight up asked,
"are you single"
"can I have your number"
and she was like no
and I fucking hate women sometimes for that but for some reason I just do what they want now cause I want them to have a nice day, and its pretty dumb imo and probably just as damaging as being rapey or rude, but idk.
I lied, I’m not actually fat. I am balding, though.
women do you withdraw sex when you are angry?
>>33292004What's wrong with centrism?
>>33291961Where's Church & State II?
>>33292007I don't care about your virginity status.
What you do with your looks is on you, and has nothing to do with how attractive you are objectively, stop being a narc.
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>>33292009>no such thing as a male bisexual
>>33292027Damn, wish I wasn't fat.
>>33292030>women do you withdraw sex when you are angry?No, because sex isn't a reward. That's a direct flight to resentment and transactional intimacy.
>>33292037Height and weight? Do you work out or do any physical activities?
Women whats the male equivalent of you looking adorable while wearing our oversized tshirts?
>>33291998Sometimes I do lol, I'll have a laugh and try to make jokes back about things. But beyond that I kind of hit a wall
Even just thinking back to the women I've slept over with, the one who was by far the hottest was ~10 years older than me
>>33292026>knew she wouldnt date me>"can I have your number">she was like no>I fucking hate womenI mean you can't really blame her for that desu...
Good on you for taking a shot tho
>>33292005>an anxiety wank a bad ideaNah, if you feel the urge go for it
Also I'm sure your hospital visit will go just fine bro
>>33292034I genuinely don't think I am, I'm short and skinnyfat and wear poorfag clothes
I was with my tall fitnessbro cousins today and it was a fun time but I was completely mogged kek
Anyway enough whining on the internet
>>33292033I got that one later. I have it now, it's just not on the shelf in that picture.
>>33291889If you ask me being trans is something you have to disclose to a potential partner, but I'm sure the politically correct position would be that it's a hate crime to not enable your delusion.
I think I might be turning right wing in my old age.
>>33292018I fucking love asian people they're so strategic, also inscrutable.
I'm big on learning stuff techniques like that but don't really practice all that much unfortunately. A great skill is uh being silent which I believe has to do with your head leading in front of you. Love karate kid I do wish I could have that kind of balance sometimes.
>>33292049>he has sleepovers with womenlel
what are you complaining about then if you can do that
>>33292053That was years ago in my party boy days. Since then dates have been incredibly few and far between and all attempts have failed miserably kek. Such is the life of a mentalcel
>>33292049I see what you mean, I think it was a bit of a self destructive move but I could sense that she was just teasing me for attention and it happens so often
My penis is 7 inches if I get extremely hard and the head is bulbous with a protruding ridge around the base
Casually hard it's sex inches and the head isn't nearly as girthy and pronounced
Good or no? this is measured from the base of my pelvis btw with the fat around my pubic area pushed down
>>33292030>women do you withdraw sex when you are angry?NAG, but no woman has ever done this. It's simply that (compared to male sex drive) female sex drive is much more to do with what's going on in the brain and much less to do with fluid build-up in the genitals. If a woman is upset or angry her sex drive will often simply shut off until she's feeling better. She doesn't have sex when she's angry because she no longer has any desire to. Describing this as "withdrawing" or "witholding" sex is like accusing a man of withholding sex when he's in the middle of a bad case of diarrhoea and vomiting; sometimes you just don't feel like having sex.
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>>33292044Current weight before breakfast, if I even have it, is 131.8kg, height is 176cm.
I do some casual weight lifting with my dumbbells, and walk my dog.
That's about it right now, I can't imagine how I'd survive summer... It's already so hot now.
>>33292032>What's wrong with centrism?NTA, but literally everything.
>>33292057Eh we've all crashed out sometimes. Honestly in that case you were based if she was being purposefully annoying
>>33292045>Women whats the male equivalent of you looking adorable while wearing our oversized tshirts?
Has anyone ever experience their smoke detectors malfunctioning after a power outage? When the power came back on one started going off. I thought it was maybe the battery so I went to change it and then all of sudden they all started going off at once with no smoke whatsoever.
>>33292079my parents house pre-dates smoke detectors so we simply dont have any
>>33292079Are you sure that's your smoke detector and not your carbon monoxide detector?
>>33292084Ayo, chill?
I'm just trying to survive here, live and let live bro.
>>33292079>then all of sudden they all started going off at once with no smoke whatsoever.If they are linked up together, this is normal.
what does a power outage have to do eith your smoke detectors? They should NOT be hooked up to your normal electricity.
>>33292075i doubt that most women would look at this and find it attractive tho. So not really an equivalent
>>33292092nta
I think in newer buildings they are hooked up to line voltage but have battery backups
>>33292087There are no carbon monoxide detectors
>>33292094yeah but whgo finds a girl wearing a boys shirt attractive? i dont really understand it. "oh wow her clothes dont fit and are too big so they look stupid so hotttt"
How do i get a trap gf to feed hrt to and be my maid?
>>33292103ask out some fag on /soc/
Women, is it cringe if a man goes to a spa just so that he can feel the (non-sexual) touch of a woman?
>>33292092I can’t prove that the power surge was the cause but it happened immediately after it came back on so it must’ve been a hell of a coincidence if not.
>>33292102It's not just any boy's shirt. It's the idea that she's wearing my shirt. I'm her boy, and she's wearing my markings to show that she's my girl.
How to spot a manipulative man as opposed to a clingy one?
>>33292110what are you offering
>>33292052>A great skill is uh being silent which I believe has to do with your head leading in front of you.That's not one I'm particularly adept at.
>>33292102Its not hot, though. Its cute. It induces more of a "I want to hug and squeeze her" feeling as opposed to "I want to fuck her".
Millennials, was there a moment in time you remember society changing into what it is now?
>>33292109Again, are yours linked up to the normal electricity system?
>>33292098That shouldn't be, because there can be power surges that would break them.
>>33292118Not a millennial, but early gen z here. I literally witness and experienced the change from anime being a cringe weirdo nerd thing to it being mainstream. I want my refund for being bullied for watching anime please
>>33292118I can't point to a specific moment, but it happened sometime in the mid-2010s. Maybe Gamergate, maybe when Trump announced he was running, or maybe it was neither of those things.
>>33292115I got nothing, I just want to go back to sleep
>>33292117i dont find it cute either tbqh
i personally dont find diminutiveness attractive in women
>>33292094You'd be surprised. Women went wild for Tim Curry when that film came out. At the original stage show, too.
>>33292116Sometimes things spill out of you that you didnt think you wanted to say or do, its weird.
>>33292108That is way beyond cringe.
>>33292094It's the confidence, also it's Tim Curry.
>>33292113>How to spot a manipulative man as opposed to a clingy one?That's their secret. They're all manipulative.
>>33292118>Millennials, was there a moment in time you remember society changing into what it is now?When they shot that fucking gorilla. But really, I noticed it when YouTube and Vine started to take off and people started making a living (or getting rich) off of it. I used to think businesses would use subliminal messages to sell you their products. Instead, people willfully subject themselves to it.
>>33292118Biggest shifts were facebook/social media in your pocket, and the 2014 social justice explosion, plus migrant crisis if you are in europe
>>33292113Clingy men are manipulative.
>>33292058Bumping for this
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>>33292118>>33292125>>33292128>>33292137>April 2016You guys still haven't realised we're in the weasel timeline?
>>33291499Kek. The hard truth.
>t. manlet
>>33292067I can sort of sense peoples intentions sometimes, like I was walking in the street and some guy swerved and sped up at me and i just stood there looking at him and he slowed down and went back to normal. Some people are dangerous and some people are posers.
and its fun to punish the posers but I think thats really weak of me to do
>>33292135>He doesn't know that every thing he reveals about himself is to curate an imagengmi
You will be manipulated.
>>33292118Yeah, around 2012-2014.
It was around the 2nd Obama term where things started to shift culturally, the media, etc. The 1st Obama term was still somewhat optimistic culturally despite the financial crisis. People hadn't given up hope on society, the tumblr crowd hadn't taken over the media and culture yet.
People use Gamergate as a milestone just because it happened to be a result of that shift at the time, not because it was that important itself. It was just a sign of what had already happened. The shift was happening anyway, everywhere.
>>33292157You should not smoke.
>>33292118If there ever was a distinct moment I'll have to say it was September 11 2001.
>>33291656Look for bi chicks.
>>33292160But it will make my voice deeper and raspier
>>33292164Deeper no, raspier yeah. You also get the gross smells and bad health
>10 years smoker
Listening to chad's husky voice is so motivating
>>33292160>>33292164Yeahbut I might look even broodier is that w ord.
>>33292164no it doesnt
thats a myth
the shape of your mouth determines your voice
aka wide chad jaw = deep voice, chud recessive chin = gay high pitched voice
>>33292123Not sure really but after this incident, it’s likely that they are. When I put a battery in one, that’s when all started going off. They stopped after about 30 seconds.
>>33292118GenZ-GOD here. It was the summer of ‘16 when Harambe died.
>>33292113Gives ultimatums all the time
Blames you for things and tries to make you feel bad
>>33292164You'll sound like donald duck most likely.
>>33292169Nta but you are so wrong lmao. Voice depends on your vocal chords. I have a great jaw line and i still sound like a 14 year old
>>33292176t. only hobby is watching tv
>>33291699well that sounds kinda fun, I have my own turnons and I'm probably gonna do something similar.
>>33292147Can u plz answer me
>>33292182Still more interesting than moids
>>33292176>Women are known for their meaningless one-word repliesYeah im thinking men aren't the boring ones
>>33292179no, they arent. a dude literally had a vocal chord transplant and they said he sounded nothing like the donor. voice is determined by your mouth cavity
>>33292157don't smoke dude it's not worth it
>t. smoker>>33292176soz babe
>>33292176Do you play vidya?
>>33292176Sorry for carrying the weight of the world on our shoulders, must really suck that we don't have time to spill the tea with your besties
>>33292156That sounds so boring and horrible
>>33292182Kinda like how men's only hobby is video games?
>>33292176At least some of us are not retarded. Can't say that about women.
Just jerked off 10 times to milfs
>>33292195What's wrong with that?
FUCK YOU WHORE FUCKING ANSWER ME BIRTCH FUCK U BITCH FUCK U FUCK U NIGGER FAGGOT FUCKI FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U
>>33292190I wish there was a form of smoking that didn't fuck up your health. Give me a fake cig
OJ may have killed his wife and the waiter, but we should forgive him because of his athletic career.
Thoughts?
>>33292202Absolutely retarded take
>>33292202America moment.
>>33292199It's as much a boring non-hobby as watching TV.
>>33292202NIgga did you just come from 30 years in the past?
>>33292118>Millennials, was there a moment in time you remember society changing into what it is now?I'm gen X rather than millennial. But the 2008 financial crash was certainly a turning point. Prior to that, things hadn't been going too badly for a while. The cold war was over. Peace in Northern Ireland. The global economy was doing fine, people feeling wealthier. Here in the UK we had finally kicked out the fucking Tories after 18 years of misery. It had only recently become clear quite how big the lies were that the Iraq war had been based on. Public services had been improving for a long while. Obama had kicked out Bush. It was all looking good. But then, quite suddenly, everything started to go wrong, the economy began to contract and never really recovered, social media became dominant in the way that it currently is, then the Tories got back in and we had 14 years of Austerity.
Then again, you could trace it all the way back to Thatcher and Reagan: it was they who were responsible for letting go of the idea that governments were supposed to actually help people and exposed everyone to the full, destructive forces of the Free Market. Reagan single-handedly destroyed US manufacturing industry, while Thatcher encouraged the wholesale abandonment of community and society in favour of individualism.
DO WHAT I SAY U FUCKING BITCH WHORE FUCK U WHORE FUCK U FUCKING DO IT PLEASE FUCKING DO WWHAT I ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK U DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK U DUFKEK U FUCK U FUCKING DO IT FUCKING DO IT FUCKING
>>33292202You can separate the art from the artist without disregarding the crimes of the artist.
>>33292198based
you got a source bro
>>33292202this has to be a troll lol
>>33292206I want a girl to smash the controller out of my hand and then make me lick her and make dinner
>>33292202we should forgive him because he's funny, unironically
American football is the dumbest sport in the ever invented
>>33292211>>33292200Please go to gioyc, this isn't appropriate for atoga
>>33292176You could find fun guys if you were fun yourself
>>33292209>Thatcher encouraged the wholesale abandonment of community and society in favour of individualismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvd5buCEnU
>>33292219It's "strategic"
You would have to pay me a pretty good wage to watch it though
>>33292219Do you have a question for the opposite gender? If not, you're in the wrong thread.
>>33292206I mean... It's a hobby if you engage with it.
I think it's about the value you gain from it.
>>33292209Globalization and the pivot to China killed US manufacturing.
You can have community in a capitalist system. Look at mid-20th century USA.
Government should provide police to enforce the law, protection of natural rights, a judicial system for redress of grievances, a military to defend against foreign invasion, and regulation and negotiation of international trade and currency. Anything beyond that is outside the scope of government, and the government will only make things worse by getting involved.
>>33292135I know. For years when I was young I considered the concept of a verbal filter was being deceptive. As if not sharing my every thought when I was allowed to speak was somehow being sneaky.
I was very socially retarded.
Say what you will about MKG, but one time he posted a Billy Joel song and now it’s a constant on repeat for me. If you are thinking about linking a song that you think is relevant to your post, but you are wondering if anyone will care; you SHOULD, I do.
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>>33292233>Billy JoelFunny, this song has been on my mix lately.
https://youtu.be/cii6ruuycQA
>>33292156Hello Potato Badger. What fiction are you posting today?
>>33292194>That sounds so boring and horribleHe's not very good at writing or characterization yet.
>>33292209It goes back further. The seeds for the 21st century were laid in the 19th and 20th centuries.
M and F, what do you think of オホ声?
>>33292230>Anything beyond that is outside the scope of government, and the government will only make things worse by getting involved.
girls
If a woman loses her virginity at 39 years old is that too late?
>>33292238I doubt anyone on this thread remembers that, though.
>>33292233I'm glad I could post something that resonated with you.
I also once made an anon cry with this little number.
https://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY?si=LGcZLM1tyPGmCGht
A well placed piece of appropriate music can convey a concept far better than just words on a screen.
>>33292251Too late for what?
>>33292215Nah I don't want to be judged
>>33292254to live an amazing sex life
>>33291641i love my mom too
>>33292256it really is just gay rugby, isn't it?
>>33292257I’m fit. I lift and run regularly
>>33292257I lift dumbbells, that's about it.
>>33292257We are all /gymcel/ here
>>33291641>>33292262i love your moms too :3
>>33292257Dumbell + bodyweight routine in my bathroom- all you need
>>33292257I go hiking and sometimes I do cardio and a bit of dumbbells at home when the weather is not good.
>>33292263An analysis would require familiarity with rugby, American football, and homosexuality. I lack all three.
>>33292244>Ooh voicedunno what that means
google image just pulls up gay doujins
>>33292251Too late in the sense that there's probably something wrong with her mentally, and that by then she's in a terrible position to have children.
>>33292219I mostly just drink beer at them
>>33292219all sports are gay distractions
>>33292251Not a girl, but Life's life man.
We all have our own pace, but also, even if it can be considered "late" it's not as if you can go back in the past, so like, why even bother obsessing over it, lol.
do atoga women practice deepthroating?
Can we please talk about my penis
>>33292058I'm lonely
>>33292257No not at all
i try to eat right though
making soup rn
>>33292257I practice Muay Thai three times a week.
>>33292279>>33292276will sex at 39 not be equal to sex at 20?
Men, just like women, need to reflect on their own image one way or another to stay sane
>>33285463 just flipped the sample
besieging and conquering the Pskovian border fortress under the pretender prince-ahh beat https://voca.ro/1gT92Hb3z7dl
>>33292257I try to work out where it all went wrong
>>33292260she could have an amazing sex life (with me)
>>33292284The question you should be asking is why does this matter?
What will this comparison offer you, clarity, or just another reason to feel bad?
>>33292259>I don't want to be judgedjust post it fgt we are all anon here
>>33292285Yes. Unfortunately, women tend to over-reflect, and men under-reflect.
>>33292257I use dumbbells at home and run if that counts?
>>33292287>>33292290I want to know for clarity. If it’s worth even starting
>>33292257Literally every man under 40 is forced to work out because of hypergamy. But they will never look visibly impressive unless they take roids and unless they're over 6ft because foids don't give a fuck if a manlet is fit.
>>33292285i disagree
the more i self reflect the more i overthink, feel self loathing, and worry
when i dont think about myself at all and just do what comes natural without imagining myself in the situation it always works out better
>>33292275Google gives me this page
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%82%AA%E3%83%9B%E5%A3%B0
and from that I gleamed that it's apparently an exaggerated type of voice acting used by hentai voice actresses during sex scenes.
So anime fake moaning, I guess.
>>33292280Men, how many of you are out of the closet?
State gender
If you could only pick one in a partner, which would you choose, beauty or brains?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-V0cxAihsw
>>33292307does that mean you're a bit uggers?
can you do my maths homework babes
>>33292306What's the baseline for each?
>>33292308I can teach you.
>>33291395I broke it off with a guy who was avoidant and manipulative! :) And I think about crawling back all the time. I just know how it would end so I don’t. Yaaaay!
To answer genuinely, most women struggle to leave because of the emotional “bond” women experience. But once we leave, it’s like a scar? Heals over that desire to see you. I would say it’s impossible to reconcile after that.
>>33292309idk I'm not smart enough to answer that desu
>>33292312how to eat pussy?
oh right math
>>33292298Everyone’s experience is different, but in my opinion, if you’re curious, it’s worth starting at any age.
The question isn’t whether it would be worth it compared to your 20s, but whether it’s worth it to you right now.
>>33292313>most women struggle to leave because of the emotional “bond” women experienceis this my ex still wants to see me even though I'm avoidant and we are incompatible
>>33292306M
Beauty.
Her brain will eventually go to shit.
>>33292298The best time to lose your virginity is 16. the second best time is now
>man imagines himself in a cool badass outfit
>usually includes long pants and a jacket
>woman imagines herself in a cool badass outfit
>usually includes booty shorts, midriff, and cleavage
Why do women love being slutty?
>>33292318>Her brain will eventually go to shitok but won't she get uglier overtime too
>>33292298If you have a good LTR it's worth it. It's never worth giving away your virginity just for the sake of not being a virgin any longer.
>>33292280>do atoga women practice deepthroating?My ATOGA gf does. With extraordinary expertise.
moids
if your nipples don't point downward you are a woman
>>33292257>do atoga men work out?I don't, I'm too crippled.
Why can't I go to sleep and dream forever
Men
Would you let your gf wear a slutty cosplay to a convention?
>>33292320Who told you that's what women imagine themselves in?
>>33292325MINE ARE INVERTED
>>33292306M
I refuse to settle for less than both, and that is why I am incel
>>33292322>>33292319>>33292316but my question is, if sex at this age is not going to be so good, then I think that would just leave me frustrated to know what I missed. Does this make sense?
>>33292320I dont think women who want to be "cool and badass" imagine that as their outfit
>>33292306M
Beauty
I'm a total retard and there's nothing more humiliating than being iqmogged by your gf. She'd break up instantly.
Everyone tells me I'm good looking (mostly other men to be fair) and yet I have very little dating experience and I've only ever rarely been approached by women. Is this a common thing?
>>33292330If I go in slutty cosplay too yeah probably but also I don't hang around women who go to cons to begin.
>>33292251A 39-year-old woman can have a highly enjoyable sex life, but she could have had 20 more years of enjoyable sex if she'd started 20 years sooner. There's nothing to be gained by waiting.
>>33292322NTA but even if someone is a virgin and 45 or 50 years old? You say the same thing to them??
>>33292325mine point downward because of saggy manboobs
>>33292330Why does my gf want other men looking at her?
>>33292345She's just dressing as her favorite quirky character who just happens to have a slutty design
>>33292330Cool it with the internalised misogyny, I’m not “letting” her do anything. Anyway, the answer to your question is yes, of course!
>>33292339M
same
there only 2 times when a woman "approached" me
one time a girl complimented me in highschool but i couldnt even imagine the possibility of being liked so i just blew it off
another time a few months ago at work a girl was being weird and asking me my bodycount, if ive had a gf, and gave me her fukken playstation account. pretty sure she was also underage. i threw it away
>>33292246>doesn't even attempt to argueI accept your concession.
>>33292330>Would you let your gf wear a slutty cosplay to a convention?"Let"? Any woman who is so feeble she would allow me to control how she dresses is beneath my contempt, and I wouldn't date her. It wouldn't bother me, if that's what you're asking.
>>33292341>A 39-year-old woman can have a highly enjoyable sexEven just starting at 39? Or do you mean a 39 year old who has 20 years of experience
>>33292298Virginity has no inherent value, but at 39 you may want to have a relationship, do you not?
Girls, I have a female friend who is straight but doesn't like dicks. Is this normal?
>>33292336>>33292331This is in relation to male vs female character design and cosplays.
Some people say men overly sexualize female characters, but women literally do it too and love it.
I was at a convention yesterday, and all the women were proudly wearing slutty cosplay
>>33292335Give it a try with somebody you trust and see for yourself.
Honestly, a better way to think about it might be, do people your age actually have sex?
I think it’s less about age and more about who you connect with and what you want.
There’s really nothing stopping you from having great sex at your age.
>>33292339yes this is common if you're a chad autist
I only had gfs cause they asked me out
other than that very little exp nearly a wizard
go gym, go to therapy, stay in school, keep up your fitness + build confidence and you can avoid this fate
>>33292337>She'd break up instantlyidk I was much stupider than my highschool gf and she didn't dump me
>>33292334based highstandardscel
>>33292330yes that's hott
would she let me fuck her in it later?
and hopefully I could do a fun/cool cosplay too alongside her
Ladies pretend you have a mixed group of friends. Would you rather.
>All the men you aren't attracted to in the group but you like as friends, are only there because they secretly hope you'll fuck them.
>The men in your friend group, desire to fuck every single women in your group,except you.
>>33292315>idk I'm not smart enough to answer that desuSee, because if I take you're question literally, that she has no brains at all then she's beautiful corpse, and I'm not a necrophiliac so I'm forced to choose brains.
But then you have to ask how distasteful is a person who has no beauty at all? I think I'm better off just killing myself right now.
>>33292358>male vs female character design and cosplaysfemale characters that look like that arent designed with "cool and badass" in mind
>>33292320>>woman imagines herself in a cool badass outfit >>usually includes booty shorts, midriff, and cleavageWomen, is this true?
>>33292317Possibly! She may also *like* that you are avoidant, because it frees her from the actual responsibility of a relationship, while she still gets to pine and have feelings, all safely to herself. :) That’s my experience though.
Sorry about that bro.
>>33292356>39 you may want to have a relationship, do you not?I’ve had relationships before
>>33292359I don’t know
>>33292358Sluts are precious.
>>33292361>highschool gfSmoking gun
>>33292360M21
i know of noone my age who has sex
>>33292325But, you told me iwnbaw!
>>33292329You already did.
>>33292362We don’t keep thirsty boys in our friend group
>>33292320>woman imagines herself in a cool badass outfit >usually includes booty shorts, midriff, and cleavageFalse, I imagine myself in decorative fantasy armor.
>>33292353Argue with what? It would be like trying to argue with a five year old child who thinks the government should make it illegal for parents to decide kids' bedtimes. You would need to have the mind of a grown-up and at least a rudimentary grip on reality for there to be any point in arguing with you; you have neither.
>>33292370But were never intimate? Are you afraid or asexual?
>>33292374Why does that matter though?
And I only need to get half an excuse, and I'm away
But when there's no excuses, that's much easier to say
>>33292325I can't tell which way they're pointing, they're too comically tiny.
>>33292377So why am I wide awake, eyes open?
>>33292384If my peers who tend to be much more extraverted, confident, and overall more normalfaggy cant get a gf or laid, what chance do i have
>>33292378>How would you feel If you hadn't eaten all day?>I eat everyday!
>>33292382there was intimacy but never sex. I’ve never seen a naked man or seen a penis. I was wanting to wait until marriage. But the few relationships never panned out because at some point my exs would start getting pushy about sex. I was very clear in the beginning about my beliefs. They didn’t respect it and we broke up. In my mid 30s, I stopped caring about religion. But didn’t feel comfortable dating again.
>>33292387jelly, i have big ugly peperoni nipples
>>33292379it's hotter this way desu
Women do you ever imagine yourself killing people with machetes
>>33292358>some coomer mangakas draw female characters in revealing outfits>a small subset of women like going to conventions and dressing as characters they like, some of whom have said outfits >"all women want to dress like sluts when they imagine being cool and badass!"wtf is this logical leap lol
>>33292360>There’s really nothing stopping you from having great sex at your agethere is actually (((crippling social anxiety and mental illness)))
>>33292363>she has no brains at all then she's beautiful corpsemaybe this is why the Monster High girls are hot
>>33292368>She may also *like* that you are avoidantit probably just reminds her of her mostly-absent father jk
no but seriously I'm gonna see her tomoz and make sure she's okay
I love her I just don't think we're right for each other
>>33292372I was in highschool too kek
Men would you rather
>No women wants to fuck you, because they're afraid of how big your penis is
>All the hot women want to fuck you, but it's only so that they can laugh with their friend at how bad the sex with such a small penis was.
>>33292395I see, that's unfortunate.
As you have probably realized by now, waiting until marriage for sex is not really the best idea. Sex is part of a healthy relationship for the majority of people.
I would advise against doing something desperate like a ONS in your situation.
Try to find somebody who you can trust and is emotionally mature enough.
>>33292381>all this fluff for simple ad hominemNeat.
i feel like women dont flirt or ask me out because they think im asexual. how do i fix this
>>33292396That's not a bad thing. Adds a dash of flair, which has its own charm.
>>33292399>I was in highschool too kekYes I inferred. High school girls are retarded.
>>33292350>>33292354Yikes, who let the soiboys in?
>>33292397>it's hotter this way desuJust imagine fighting a knight, respecting their prowess, off comes the helmet, and you're suddenly thankful you're not gay for being aroused by what you thought was a man.
>>33292402the latter
why should i care women women think? dont care, had sex. at least it means im desirable in some way even if just for making fun
>>33292403I don’t think I will be able to ever trust men again
>>33292402>>All the hot women want to fuck you, but it's only so that they can laugh with their friend at how bad the sex with such a small penis was.Give me this, no brainer. Hot women desiring me is something I never experienced.
>>33292401I don't feel very asleep. I know how it feels to dream and sleep and this isn't it.
>>33292406they are objectively ugly according to both men and women
>>33292407>high school girls are retardedshe was in MENSA and got an offer from Cambridge University, she was not retarded lol
>>33292411If I got bested by a lady knight I'd just run my sword through my heart tbqh
>>33292402No woman wants to fuck me as it is. I'm dealing with it.
With the alternative at least I would get some fuck, but I imagine it would be soul destroying.
>>33292402There's a loophole that with the second I still have a chance with non-hot girls whereas option 1 means no girl wants me at all.
If there was no loophole I still pick second since at least I'm desired and get to have sex. I think a lot of the time their lack of enjoyment would piss me off, but still better than being a touchless incel
>>33292420fag
id get down on one knee
>>33292419Retarded as in unwise. She doesn't know what the fuck she's doing or what she wants. Past a certain age you can't pull that kinda shit.
>>33292417>I know how it feels to dream and sleep and this isn't it.I've had that dream too.
How are you supposed to be around sexhavers talk about all the relationships and sex they're having, and just pretend that it doesn't bother you that you don't have it?
>>33292425You're the fag here bro. Literally bowing down to a woman.
>cosplay girls
>gamer girls
Barf.
>>33292414Hm, well that's unfortunately not something I can help you with or give much advice on, since I am just a stranger on the internet.
But I imagine it'd be a bit sad if you never experienced something very human like sex that defines us to a degree.
I don't know your past and what happened to you, so I won't judge you for it, though. Ultimately it is your decision.
>>33292426>doesn't know what the fuck she's doing or what she wantswell yeah that's just called maturing and growing up
same with me at that age and that's why we eventually went back to just being friends (don't regret what we had though she's one of the loveliest people ever)
>>33292430cosplayer girls who play games = sex
>>33292329bc you're not sleeping beauty babe
gotta go to work tomorrow LOL
night night tho <3
>>33292428go home and have a wank
>>33292432>>33292433gtfo normz
>>33292429yeah in proposal for marriage dumbcunt
>>33292418That's not what objectively means. In my experience, the only people who dislike them are porn addicts who have discombobulated their brains into believing "small and pink = perfect."
>>33292427I am not dreaming. I know it. I wish this was just a nightmare but it's not.
>>33292437i'm a man
man nipples are supposed to be small
>>33292431Try to imagine being 39 years old, and never having had sex. Looking in the mirror and seeing you don’t have the body you had at 25. All the wasted time. and now at 39, being less hot and not knowing how to please a man sexually, none of that is attractive. I don’t have anything to offer a man at this stage
>>33292434So you're proving my point then. Past a certain age they won't entertain my dumbass. I can't be 16 forever dawg
>>33292438>I am not dreaming. I know it.So did I. Until I woke up.
>>33292442okay just kill yourself then
women rate my idea for this comic
it's about a group of kittens that accidentally all fall into hell, and it's the story of their escaping. from the kitten's point of view, they're all just playing games and having a good time, but in reality they're dealing with eldritch horrors. the comic would switch (and purposefully contrast) between the cute kitten playful games pov and the hellish eldritch landscape, creatures and scenarios. the kittens would commit numerous horrendous atrocities in the name of playing.
thoughts? would you read?
>>33292434>bc you're not sleeping beauty babeWho did you have in mind when you answered this question
>>33292439Doesn't matter. And no they're not. They come in all shapes and sizes.
>>33292362>>33292378All opposite gendered friends are potential mates.
If I like em enough to be my friend, I like em enough to be my partner. If I think they're ugly, I probably wouldn't hang out with em long enough to be my friend
>>33292436Why would I want to be mogged by my own wife
>>33292432>>33292433>>33292435I've had sex once and it was kind of meh
>>33292447has been done many times
>>33292445And now you're here with me. Awake as I am.
>>33292402>all the hot women want to fuck me AND laugh at me and humiliate me with their friendswhere is the downside this is literally my fantasy
>>33292330oh hell yea, it would be fun to watch all the nerdies try to nervously clamor up to my girl just to hug her and get a pic, knowing how at least one of them probably gets off (or would get off) to the idea of me me fucking her. fuck yeah.
>>33292452why would that bother you
i unironically dont understand why you would want to marry someone who isnt better than you in at least some things
>>33292442I am in my 30s myself, so you are not talking to a zoomer who doesn't understand being older.
I would not have an issue with you being inexperienced, but you should be aware that you don't actually know yet all the things you will like or dislike.
But it might be more important for you to actually accept your past, before you can move on.
Your value as a woman is not defined by how much sexual experience you have.
boys when was the last time you had a hard on?
>>33292453>I've had sex fakecel moment
>>33292442>now at 39, being less hotas an older woman enjoyer I strongly disagree
I've found colleagues in their 50s hot as fuck
>>33292443get less dumb or stay a dumbcel ig
>>33292447so it's like Hazbin Hotel but with moar kittens?
>>33292449you hun <3
>>33291074 (OP)Do abs on a guy make you more likely to suck his cock?
I'm dacnig in my bedroom right now
>>33292458If your wife has more physical prowess then you, then I'm sorry to say, but you're a bitch
>>33292461at work saturday
tall female coworker said hi
good thing i wear an apron kek
>>33292461About four hours ago I think. Why?
>>33292454was it ever executed well any of those many times? examples?
>>33292447Name one snowball and have him melt in lava
>>33292455Aw, you're dreaming of me.
Is it true that gamer girls are bigger sluts than average Stacy?
The average Stacy is pretty and just wants a Chad boyfriend, but most of her friends are other girls.
Meanwhile, the gamer girl has lots of guy friends and goes to cons n shit where she's surrounded by dick.
>>33292466or maybe she's so amazing to the point of almost supernatural
i dont let silly things like that emasculate me
>>33292463>as an older woman enjoyer I strongly disagree>I've found colleagues in their 50s hot as fuckI doubt you’d feel that way about a 39 year old virgin who is very apprehensive about sex. You like those women because they ARE experienced
>>33292461just a couple hours ago, i'm coming down from being blasted on edibles and that always makes me extra sensitive
>>33292473https://youtu.be/Syf0OFnJEZY
>>33292461Morning wood
Need a gf who lets me wake her up with cock every morning
>>33292463>get less dumbBro, if I could, I already would have
>>33292461over a year ago. Maybe 2. I have ED
>>33292474"surrounded by dick" is meaningless when the dick is greasy obese basement dwellers
>>33292484Its over for edcels
>>33292463Again, ONCE. That's still pretty pathetic. Never said I was a virgin
>>33292461Thinking about the femanon who wanted her husband to beat her into shape
>>33292470oh yeah for sure there's be something like that, in the play scenario one of them would get taken away by a friendly imaginary friend or something when in reality it was just stolen by some kind of demon. what'd be really fun is to get the reader attached enough to the characters that there's actual suspense. love the idea of like you're watching the kittens play yet you KNOW how unreliable the cute playing scenes are
>>33292463>you hun <3You obviously had a picture of someone in your mind when you read that, consciously or not. Who is it?
>>33292461Said it earlier already, but I kerked off 7 times today.
>>33292474Gamer girls become Twitch streamers…. Twitch streaming is the gateway to OF
>>33292465based dancer
what are you listening to
oh this?
>>33292478 banger
>>33292487>onceto some of us turbovirgins that's still impressive
if you could have sex once why don't you think you could again?
>>33292461I'm not even joking, a pretty customer smiled at me yesterday and I got a boner
>>33292471I dream of a dream I'll never have
>>33292474>Is it true that gamer girls are bigger sluts than average Stacy?Yes.
Stacies do get bfs, but their body count remains under double digits while the gamer bitches are desperate for validation from men and want to compete with Stacy by letting Chads use them as a cumrag. And gamer girls=SA victims lol
I want Chad to cuddle with me.....
>>33292476>You like those women because they ARE experiencednot at all, that didn't factor into the attraction for me
>>33292461right now thinking about my old MILF colleague
>>33292486I can’t remember desu the last time I had a rock hard boner; it really has been years. Occasionally I’ll get half chubs. But never anything more than that. And even then it only happens once every few weeks/months
Thoughts on this suitcase women
Got it at the antique store
I like the blue and chrome
>>33292475You are the wife in the relationship at that point
>>33292474well the "average stacy" doesn't really exist but yes gamer girls are very huge sluts, they tend to be part of the crowd that thinks having sex generally is 'empowering' and use it tool to get approval, rather than taking relationships super seriously. your anita sarkeesian/zoe quinn types.
>>33292510thats what youd think about yourself.
not everyone is insecure like you
>>33292478How do you dance to this
Women do veiny penises gross you out?
how do you people talk so much? these generals fucking FLY
>>33292512I was eating soup on the floor, sue me
>>33292508Why is there soup on the floor
>>33292512Anon, they're asking about the suitcase, not the soupcase.
>>33292508ate without a table (-5)
>>33292518No, they turn me on
>>33292508matches the carpet kek. 1970s airport vibes
>>33292514You bitch boy. I bet you like getting tied up and spanked.
>>33292519retards keep falling for bait LARPs
>>33292485Outdated stereotype
Average gamer guy is a skinny twink
>>33292516I turn the lights off draw the curtains and do random slow movements while slowly spinning in circles. I don't know how to actually dance, but when I do this it feels very calming and mindless.
>>33292497Because it took forever for it to happen the first time around
>>33292517Are you stressed? Do you think it will ever end?
>>33292529i dont have a bdsm fetish, maybe you do if thats what comes to mind for you.
>>33292520How many mental illnesses you got?
girls
would you be happy with a man that jerked it 7 times in a day when you wanted to get fuck?
>>33292534still you know that you are normal and attractive enough to find people to have sex with
>>33292530I wonder how many psychologists visit this general
seems obvious to me that psychologists and "creative writers" start threads in this and other boards
>>33291074 (OP)All straight women deserve a normal length fat cock in them till they squirt
>>33292536Hey buddy you're the one that wants a wife who's stronger than him, not me
>>33292538other than mild depression, i would say none. i mean i have a table but i just wanted to lay down on the floor and eat soup. its not that weird!
>>33292544it's a little weird, but as a fellow creature i would happily eat on the ground if given cause so i support you
Women if you could kill yourself would you
>>33292543Okay? i dont understand? what does that have to do with it. just because a woman is strong doesnt make me weak, nor a "bitch" or anything
>>33292544It's trying too hard to be quirky.
Rather annoying.
>>33292544>lay down and eat... i get sitting down on the floor and eating, but laying down is too much anon.
>>33292543nta
>he doesn't want to have a sex wrestle with his wife where she has an actual shot at winningget a load of this faggot
>>33292535>are you stressed?everyday all day
>do you think it will ever end?Probably not.
>>33292547It does make you weak and it does make you a bitch though.
>>33292545thanks anon. thoughts on the suitcase plox
>>33292548okay maybe i should have left the exclamation point out
>>33292549then id have to hunch over. like gollum. laying on my chest is more comfortable
>>33292552Is whatever you are doing worth that amount of stress?
>>33292560why don't you just pick up the bowl
I would kick your bowl of soup over if I came across it. Because I hate you and I'm angry.
>>33292553Sorry to hear that anon. maybe one day you wont be so insecure in your manliness
>>33292540It helped that she was autistic too
>>33292461I gooned a couple hours ago
>>33292554oh, i'm not a woman but i think the suitcase is okay. not really my cup of tea, and i'm not the biggest fan of 'retro'/anachronistic fashion but i mean it'd get the job done as a suitcase. weeks of wearing a clown nose in public has taught me that none of that really matters because nobody actually pays any attention to you whatsoever, which is funny given how much attention we put into making ourselves presentable. world's a crazy place, eh?
>>33292563Yeah. But it doesn’t matter. I genetically have high stress levels, I saw a doctor and was told some people genetically are dispositioned to have high stress levels. It’s been found to be hereditary
Women can i put you on a pedestal?
>>33292567That will never happen
>>33292570>clown nosekek what'd you do that for
some kind of social experiment
>>33292572I wanna die and be alive, put on a pedestal
>>33292572Yes, but only literally.
>>33292577same story as it always was, amusing myself and my friends because i like getting approval from others
>>33292570lmfaoo we got a real ass mfing clown in the chat
https://vocaroo.com/1nOZLTlkt0nY
>>33292583Is this what schizophrenics hear when they're jacking off
Women, can you tell me some nice things about women so i can feel better about women tonight?
>>33292582we got a real clown over here guys, we got a real honker over here, a real funny man hey we got a goober over here
you guys should get a chatroom. ever heard of IRC, discord, slack or similar places?
>>33292588This if better. What is this thread if not a chatroom anyway. It'd die.
>>33292589yes generally speaking i am the wildcard of the friend group, sometimes appreciated sometimes not (such is the life of a wildcard)
>>33292588You best start believing in chatrooms. You're in one.
Do any other cultures have a "birth right" trip like jews? or anything similar?
>>33292590>What is this thread if not a chatroom anyway>>33292594>You best start believing in chatrooms. You're in one.that's the problem: it's a thread that has an expiration time, not a chatroom, but you use it as a chatroom. I get it: it's pseudo-anonymous and temporary, and that's kind of fun in a way, but still... in IRC you can make as many nicknames as you want
>>33292595What is your question for the other gender, /pol/shitter?
>>33292595I did one when I was a teenager, I'm Korean. I visited my father's hometown, toured Seoul, and slept at a military base.
>>33292596What's the fuckin difference man. At the end of the day it's a basket weaving board so what's it matter anyway.
>>33292597it is implied he is a male asking women (the Jews of the two genders)
>>33285502>https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4ok I did a sloppy techno mix kek
https://voca.ro/1azYfF4JvkAz
>>33292596less yapping, more questions for the opposite gender
>in IRC you can make as many nicknames as you wantwhat's stopping you here
I shouldn't have ended the relationship, at least not so abruplty. I should have talked to her... but I was so tired of all the bullshit, so stressed, I couldn't think and was becoming aggressive, and I didn't want to hurt her. suffering was unavoidable for both of us, though, but I didn't know (even though I was warned).
how do I forgive myself for my mistakes? how do I forget her? should I just ignore it all until it just goes away?
also, how do I learn to trust?
>>33292610you won't forget. it doesn't just go away.
Who's the deleted faggot? That's a lot of posts.
Is "kill yourself" the best catch-all advice
>>33291074 (OP)Need converse wearing gf to fold in half and cum in
>>33292610maybe it's best to meet and talk it out with her anyway for closure?
talk to her, apologise, learn from any missteps and try to do better going forward
just give it time. and remember everyone is different
>>33292615your mom
Women are you even still here
why do barbers want to make small talk
>>33292617need converse wearing bf
Anxiety is fading now that I’m actually waiting at the hospital, feeling good.
:^)
>>33292609Focken cheeky mix lad
>>33292622I might get a pair
Women can i pull back your clitoral hood and see what's under there?
>>33292620To build rapport, I’d assume the job get very boring if it’s all they do, gotta jazz it up somehow.
>>33292631What color and style?
>>33292612what do people do then? replace them with someone else?
>>33292618>maybe it's best to meet and talk it out with her anyway for closure?it's been more than a year. she told me to stop talking to her when I was going through a weird phase... that was some months ago. not sure if she wants to talk to me anymore, and I know I'll get emotional af if we ever meet.
Women if I pull back the curtain and expose the backstage would the crowd be frightened by what they behold
>>33292620um, why wouldn't that?
talking with people can be a real joy, if you don't like small talk then you need to brush up your social skills
>>33292635Nothing, just a routine visit.
It’s a monthly thing for me.
>>33292640Fatass nigga needs monthly checkups kek
>>33292643Yeah, for my psoriasis.
>>33292620>why do barbers want to make small talkBigger tip
>>33292630>Women can i pull back your clitoral hood and see what's under there?First, what do you think is under there?
>>33292638Are you implying I have beef curtains?
>>33292655>First, what do you think is under there?6.7l diesel engine
>>33292630Please don't touch it directly.
>>33291074 (OP)Need a girl with a shallow wet pussy who cums extremely hard
>>33292655>what do you think is under there?My hopes and dreams
>>33292658Is it that painful?
Will anti depressants fix me?
Do men really think that women drown in penises?
Your gender + Are you Apollonian or Dionysian?
>>33292620non-autists enjoy conversation
remember, youre the minority
>>33292658I’ve always assumed it’d be like using the 3DS nub, which would be pretty bad news for the lady after how that turned out post monster hunter.
Femanons, would you rather be cute or sexy?
>>33292661Is it clinical or circumstantial?
I personally have an irrational fear of any medication that can alter my mood.
>>33292615>>33292211>>33292200That retard? Dunno, but he's also been enabling Mkg, so good riddance.
>>33292662Not drown, but there will always be a penis available when you need it
>>33292660It's not specifically painful, it's just overstimulating to the point that I really don't like it most of the time.
>>33292666Idk what you're saying, but I can tell it's about video games so I'm not surprised.
>>33292668SEXY. Fuck being cute, it's frustrating.
>>33292662women act like they do
unsolicited dick pics, dudes wanting to hookup, etc.
Would any of the [women] here date a guy with average (4/10 to 5/10) face but a good physique? Would you invite him over for netflix and chill? Or would he have to have a really good face for that?
>>33292677>Fuck being cute, it's frustratingLet me hug you and squeeze you and spin you around and princess carry you and tuck you in bed and kiss you on the cheeks godammit!
>>33292675The 3DS had a tiny rubber nub you could use to control the camera beside the stick, mine fell apart from much I used that thing.
>>33292657It's actually a 12 valve 5.9l cummins
>>33292659>Need a girl with a shallow wet pussy who cums extremely hardKeep my name out of your fucking mouth!
>>33292664F
Apollonian
>>33292679Please post an example of an average face on a good physique.
Creepy Nuts has me wanting to watch Mashle but I want to know beforehand whether or not Mashle actually has any struggles or if its literally just One Punch Man with magic
>>33292677I will roll your CUTE ass into a burrito and plap that gordita bunda
>>33292687Like weed? I doubt it.
>>33292620I went to get a haircut from a dude and he was dead silent the entire time and I fell asleep mid haircut. When I got a haircut from a lady she was talking to me about everything. Both experiences were pretty good desu.
femanon, does you back hurt?
are there chads who aren't sex pests and want to just nap together instead?
>>33292662They might or might not, but they could do so if they wanted to.
>>33292692why not? might finally make me decide to kms
>>33292617>>33292622why converse?
that's based tho
my ex and I used to wear matching converse boots lol
>>33292620bro wants a tip
but seriously prolly just makes the job less boring to them
I usually just let them yap
>>33292687They fixed me, but I had debilitating anxiety
>>33292664M
I prefer to use the right hemisphere nowadays, so more Dionysian I guess
>last day of Pride
You ARE going to come out tomorrow, right, anons?
>>33292697That hardly counts as fixing.
>>33292695yeah
i mean ive been called chad before anyways
>>33292694No, it is in desperate need of being blown out
>>33292698Women in converse just look hot. Especially when they're over my shoulders
>>33292707This feels very porn coded, like even beyond the obvious sex thing.
>>33292700Based, WIS is cooler than INT.
>>33292707>t.Converse shill
Either gender has anyone ever told you to find a new person to fuck to get over a breakup? Does that work?
>>33292705when are you free?
>>33292698converse r cute.
>>33292708Probably a little, what can I do about it now ya know
>>33292710They're just cool
>>33292711F
>has anyone ever told you to find a new person to fuck to get over a breakup? Yes
>Does that work?No
>>33292625innit f a m
big up the ghengis khan massive https://voca.ro/1egvNyeFVYSS (but bruv was actually well bad and violent and that)
>>33292637well you have nothing lose at least trying to reconnect if there are still things you want to get off your chest/discuss... maybe over text or call will be easier than IRL if you're emotional about it
>>33292711M, jokingly but yes and I think it's retarded advice. people aren't just replacable like that
Women whats the comfiest sex position? (Not necessarily the most pleasurable)
>>33292712okay that was good.
bend over now
>>33292698Are converse even comfy?
My feet get sore if my shoes aren’t comfy, that’s why I’m wearing these stretchy foam shoes, asics gel nimbus to be exact.
>>33292664M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vIycGhARxLU
Do I really have to purchase a lincense now to gain access to the apps again?
>>33292725Sort of. I tried to move on and even had sex with him before I was actually comfortable with it but all I could really think of was how much I missed my ex.
>>33292731bro piracy is so easy
>>33292686I could cummin that it you get my drift
>>33292721>well you have nothing lose at least trying to reconnect if there are still things you want to get off your chest/discuss... maybe over text or call will be easier than IRL if you're emotional about itI suck at discussing things. I might cause more harm than good because I'm unable to speak clearly when I'm in a emotional state. it sometimes makes me vomit my thoughts without filters which leads to confusion and conflict
>>33292731Just use OpenOffice.
>>33292735I'm the same, just wait til you're a lil less emotional and try to compose your thoughts and talk about things slowly and calmly
>>33292731Zoomers... pls lern to pirate
>>33292732Honestly not surprised, attraction and attachment are different emotions after all.
>>33292695>just nap together instead?It's way too hot right now.
So unless we're fucking, don't you touch me.
>>33292721That is mengin lad that is proper fucked choons are class though ye
>>33292727eh, I mean your feet can be a little sore after walking a lot in them, the ones I have though are second hand and have thin soles
the ones my ex had were like thicker boots ones with thick soles so prolly a bit comfier for walking in
>>33292695it's hot but I'm horny so let's nap and cuddle
can I at least play with your hair
maybe lick you a bit idk
>>33292723>Women whats the comfiest sex position?Personally, prone bone. It doesn't require me to do anything, but I can occasionally throw it back with minimal effort. It protects my cervix from getting hit. I can multitask, like read or watch tv together. And I have the additional weight on top of me, which feels nice.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
>>33292684I wouldn't mind all that if it also included being fucked.
>>33292685Mine didn't.
>>33292691Hot if it didn't feel slightly racist in the incorrect way.
>>33292749>I can multitask, like read or watch tv together.As a great lyricist once suggested... we shall both watch the X Files while doing it.
Women, opinions on 3 later PCBs?
>>33292756*3 layer I think I should just kill myself at this point.
>>33292753I’ve got that acid sweat or something.
>>33292755fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
That song is gonna be stuck in my head for days now
>>33292685Mine did too, I think they just so that after a while.
Women do you think men's desire to protect and provide is worthless in 2025?
>>33292762Hope you'll think of me when hearing it. I'll allow it!
Women what do you think about vanadium?
>>33292749>It protects my cervix from getting hitHow does pronebone prevent this?
>>33292764Yes, since most men can't make it as sole providers and there's very little need in being a protector.
>>33292748For me personally once I went foam, I couldn’t go back, they make running feel so less bumpy, absorbs the majority of the “thud” you get when your feet lands, but I do like wearing the hard sole shoes once in a while, they make me feel like a horse with how clacky they feel. lol
State gender, thoughts on the saying "if it was a good idea, someone would have done it already"
>>33292760I meant mine didn't have a nub. Idk what you could be talking about.
>>33292747wagman my drilla, stay safe famalam, watch out for the opps in my endz and I'll see u at your nana's bbq f a m
>>33292771M, retarded and defeatist
most people are lazy and uncreative
>>33292767NTA
There usually is ass meat inbetween.
You have a harder time going all the way in, unless she arches her back heavily.
>>33292772He thinks his 3DS variant is the standard one.
The normal 3DS never had that.
>>33292772Ah, I think it was only for the new 3ds or something, it’s the grey dot above the abxy on the left.
>>33292766>Women what do you think about vanadium?Most of my tools are made out of it.
>>33292767>How does pronebone prevent this?Because my cheek meat acts as a cushion.
>>33292771F
That's pretty retarded.
3 questions
1. Is it safe to assume is a woman has a giant stuffed animal she's humping that thing in her spare time?
2. What would you do if you got trapped in the backdrooms?
3. Do you know what you like sexually or do you typiclly play each session at instinct?
Women, in a relationship, how do i ask for things that i want to experience? Like how do i ask a hypothetical gf to do the butt wiggle while she's sitting in my lap? wont that be weird to ask for?
>>33292783Not if she loves you and you love her.
Whenever I think I have a novel idea someone's either already done/tried it or it doesn't work. So idk.
>>33292781M
1. no
2. kms
3. do you think I'm a sexhaver?
>>33292771True to an extent,
I don’t think it’s a reason for you to not do something, but you might want to analyze your idea some more, make sure you’re not doing that thing where your idea hinges on everything going your way.
>>33292780Erm actually your tools aren't made of vanadium they're made of a steel alloyed with vanadium and most likely chromium and other metals. Typical foid knowing nothing about metallurgy.
>>33292786Well sex or masturbation it's still sexual
>>33292771M
generally true
no reason not to try though
maybe its only kind of a unpopular idea or limited in usefulness but not bad enough to be literally retarded
Women what are some fun things you like doing specifically with men?
>>33292790They say chrome-vanadium, which means they're made of vanadium
>>33292791oh, well fapping I just think of/look at what turns me on
>>33292796Still 97%+ steel so saying it's made of vanadium is very misleading
>>33292793there she goes
walking away from me
starting to make me cry
throwing away my life and loving hearrrrrt
run to her
stop her and ask her why
she laughs and she replies
she really didnt love me from the starrrrrt
>>33292777>>33292780>ass meat cushionsNow THIS sounds comfy
Being a mixed person in the summer sucks I had to mix the concealer I’ve using with contour
how many atogamoids know how to make a woman cum
Everything we do is to have sex
What will you do with a drunken sailor
>>33292805I’d like to think I could
But I guess I’ll never find out.
>>33292805you just uhhh stimulate the clitoris or something
dont be too rough
moan and shit so she gets turned on
>>33292805I've done it a few times
>>33292805I've watched tutorials, but never had the chance to try
>>33292795Does sex count?
How many atogamoids know how to successfully execute a pincer and encirclement maneuver
>>33292795Have sex with them.
>>33292813never heard of that sex position
>>33292806is it? not a sexhaver but do a lot of things]
>>33292804Idk enough about make up, what does that do?
Make it darker?
>>33292812>>33292814Be a little more creative please
Women if I held you at gunpoint would you piss yourself
>>33292818Yeah. Contour is used to emphasize shadow
>>33292819I can't. I'm horny.
>>33292819Hey i asked the question!
>>33292812>>33292814Be a little more creative please
>>33292819Uhh making out?
>>33292805I've done it several times before, but I won't be doing it again.
>>33292821I mean, I pissed myself the one time that happened, so evidence points to yes.
Hi girlies
I'm getting my badge tomorrow and taking the radiation worker exam the day after so I can work on the accelerator. Wish me good luck!
>>33292805idk, not a sexhaver
>>33292829Nag
Like a particle accelerator
>>33292829>retroactively brings yourself into existence
Women is it really that difficult to find the gspot? Isn't it pretty much just somewhere along the front wall?
Women is it really that difficult to find the buried treasure? Isn't it pretty much just somewhere along the x?
>Gender
Would you rather be part of a parents couple where baby's milk comes out of the father's penis (not sperm, actual milk)
Or
Mom breastfeed the baby but only sperm comes out of the mom's nipples?
>>33292842>Mom breastfeed the baby but only sperm comes out of the mom's nipples?She can't feed a baby with sperm. Retard.
>>33292804>Being a mixed person in the summer sucksHumidity kills my hair
>>33292807>What will you do with a drunken sailorShave his belly with a rusty razor
>>33292821>Women if I held you at gunpoint would you piss yourselfNo, I sometimes lowkey pray for death
>>33292836>Women is it really that difficult to find the gspot? Isn't it pretty much just somewhere along the front wall?It's part of the clitoris and is located directly behind it. It has a slightly rough texture and you can feel the difference from the vaginal walls.
>>33292845>She can't feed a baby with sperm.What if your baby was an ant?
Yes an ant that came out of her vagina.
>>33292853wdym directly behind it? that diagram does not show directly behind it
vagina
md5: 4f1b606563332958cd20c411c5446320
🔍
>>33292853Women am I supposed to play with the bulbs?
>>33292853Crazy how we want to stick our dicks in these things
>>33292852it's 2:30am here
goodnight niggaz
>>33292853I seriously thought that was a Bad Dragon product you were showing us in that picture.
Women thoughts on mercenaries
>>33292861Go get that sleep, brih.
Women why do you get UTIs so fucking easily?
Women should the weak fear the strong
Women why don't you ask retarded joke questions. Think of all the yous.
>>33292853Man vaginas are so badass
>>33292853I only just learned why it’s called the G-spot this week.
Honestly paints the search for it in a troubling light…
>>33292868thanks man <3
probably not gonna be able to get any sleep tonight though
Women, women, women, women, women
Women, i assume you notice when guys at work look at you.
Do you assume they think youre hot if you see them glance at you? I am not a chad so I don't know what it is like being a hot person that is objectified. I even went to a gay bar once with friends and not even the fags hit on me. (tbf i think i gave off too much hetero vibes)
>>33292873Wtf is a man vagina
>>33292869Clean your dicks, they wear tight jeans, underwear etc
>>33292879Man, vagins are so badass.
A MANVAGINA WOULD NOT BE BADASS
Women would you date a man who's smile is painted on a soul stained with the muck of years gone?
>>33292882I'm not even going I whatever fuck typos fuck my gay fingers fuck my gay life
>>33292881... that's what happens when I go for it.
>>33292882Need vagin from a wamin
>>33292856Directly as in not far in, not directly as in on the back of the clitoris. Sorry sometimes words are hard.
>>33292859>Women am I supposed to play with the bulbs?You can. It actually makes rubbing the vulva pleasurable.
>>33292866I have very little sympathy for them when they die.
>>33292869>Women why do you get UTIs so fucking easily?Mostly due to hygiene, because everything so close together can lead to complications. How fucked is it that your pussy juice can cause UTIs because of the natural bacteria from your vagina. But things like PH imbalance, dirty dicks and fingers, and even your periods can cause infections. Some of y'all niggas go days without washing your dicks and it makes me sick.
>>33292874It was almost called Whipple's tickle. I'm so glad it is instead named after a man.
>>33292872https://voca.ro/1oLF0YXEjsd8
Women, do you like dishes that are sweet and spicy?
Liking women is for gay homo faggots
>>33292891>vulvawhich one is the vulva
>>33292892Yeah, yours. Give me your number.
>>33292853>Humidity kills my hairit makes mine a little difficult to does with but also the curls look great
that was real smooth nigguh
>>33292895The labia majora's mask
>>33292891>I have very little sympathy for them when they dieQuite rude man has to earn a living
>>33292892your BWH measurements jej
I actually dont understand what we are supposed to do with a vagina. On one hand, you hear women complaining how "He rubbed my left labia and asked if i came". But then on the other hand you hear women saying how the clit is too sensitive. What the heck?
>>33292905There are so many jobs that don't require you invading foreign countries and fighting wars for profit.
>>33292897It's zero, as in you have zero chance with me.
>>33292898Not a get.
>>3329290634-33-44.
>>33292905aren't mercenaries notorious for being pieces of shit or is that just blackwater
>>33292915M
your ass is a lot bigger than mine kek
assmogged
mine are 42-34-36
>>33292910Nina Hartley has a good series of videos, and even a book, on how to pleasure a woman. It's all really good, but sometimes she is a bit rough with it.
Are there really people who watch cooking travel shows at any time other than when they are actively eating?
>>33292915>Not a getHow about this one
How do women feel when a man prefers middle aged or old women over a young woman?
>>33292892No but there's a Slipknot song where he goes "If you're 555 then i'm 666". But one time they did a concert in a spanish speaking country and he goes "If you're cinco cinco cinco" and its the goofiest thing in the world
Is it a bad idea to date someone who’s from another country originally?
>>33292910Put your dick in it and fuck it
>>33292911Don't hate the player hate the game
>>33292916It does attract a certain kind of personality
Women would you get the ick if i couldn't find the hole on my first try?
>>33292923Great change of pace. Good for him.
Women thoughts on men who read old chats to relieve old memories and feel old feelings
>>33292918It's not a butt competition.
>>33292922Aw, two bad.
>>33292924At least they tried.
But it won't make it that much easier. It might make it worse.
>>33292934Depends on my specific expectations.
>>33292943I do the same thing, but for sexual reasons.
>>33292903It really fucked me up that the first time I had sex with a woman I assumed all of that stuff was up higher thanks to hentai brainrot.
>>33292949Did you never see pictures of vaginas or something
>>33292949Where the fuck do they draw it? On their stomachs?
>>33292841"Buried treasure" is what I call the pieces of poop that end up stuck between the lower end of my asshole and my taint and that only get out of I wipe backward.
>>33292948It's always sexual reasons with you. You coomer.
>>33292949What you didn't think the clit was a thing?
>>33292949I distinctly remember as a kid thinking vaginas were sideways. Kinda like how eyes are shaped
>>33292951The first drawing of a vagina I saw was a furry porn pic of a leopard chick on Encyclopedia Dramatica in 2005.
>>33292957I don't apologize.
>>33292948>on my specific expectationsWhat do you mean?
>>33292951Closer to where the male penis and balls are on a male body.
>>33292959I only ever read about this in the context of a racial stereotype. When the bad guys early in the book Hannibal Rising try to rape Hannibal's Japanese adoptive mother.
>>33292961I'm gonna take that as a no.
Does leaving your hometown really mature you?
Women, how fucked up is it that when i was like 12, i jerked of to drawings of topless slaves in a history text book?
>>33292972Depends on what your hometown is.
If you live in Queens all you have to do to leave your hometown is take a ferry to the far end of Long Island.
>>33292891Yeah but german guy during ww2 researching woman’s vagina?
>>33292966I've dated virgins and knew going in that it'd be a bit awkward and I'd have to help move things along. If a guy hid that he was a virgin then couldn't get it in, yes I'd think that he was extra awkward because I lacked that context.
>>33292973I jerked off on my action figure of Jadzia Dax when I was an adolescent. God, I hope Toy Story situations aren't a real thing.
>>33292893Yes, I gotta be careful desu
>>33292972Depends on the person
I've moved several times since leaving my hometown and am currently living halfway across the country
Didn't make any difference lol, the problem is me
>>33292979Someone had to do it
>>33292976I mean leaving as in uprooting and living somewhere else, not traveling.
>>33292891>It was almost called Whipple's tickle. I'm so glad it is instead named after a man.Is that the same Whipple who invented the Whipple Procedure for pancreas problems?
>>33292920No. I like watching people eat when I dont want to eat
>>33292973Not that bad. I schlicked to cartoon animals while using random household stuff to get off. Everyone was weird as kids.
>>33292991Eating Disorders are VERY common in the younger generations, but hey, at least that's one way to fight obesity.
>>33292991My dick work pretty good
>>33292943I used to do the same but not anymore
>>33292987Did you move to big cities or smaller ones?
>>33292981>If a guy hid that he was a virgin then couldn't get it in, yes I'd think that he was extra awkward because I lacked that contextBruh now i have no idea whether to hide it or not
>>33293000Lying is bad. You don't have to lead with your lack of sexual history, but don't lie if it comes up.
>>33292999both actually
had some good experiences but if anything I became progressively more immature over the years
I'm mentally ill though
>>33292991which ED lol
i feel like its just cope on the zoomettes fault, maybe theyre just not that hot
or maybe they consider the whole gym obsession with the unseasoned chicken and white rice every day a "disorder"
how do women get horny? is it like, damn i really want something inside me right now
State gender
Are you currently "it's so fucking over" or "we're so fucking back"
>>33293012Pretty much, yeh.
>>3329299130% where? in the whole entire world? in the UK? America? New york? Florida? Bali? How are we even supposed to interpret this?
Women I'm jaggin my dick off rn
>>33293013Don’t do that. Don’t steal qt’s image.
>>33293013M
Never been more over
>>33293013it is what it is
im in the twilight zone
right now in this moment anyways
>>33293004But the reality is that a lot of women get turned off if you admit you're a virgin before
>>33293013M
My baseline is "mom would be sad" but right now i'm in a mild "we're back."
State gender and what was your holy airball moment
>>33293013It is what it is right now, just got done with the hospital visit.
You know what, I’m feeling pretty good right now, we’re so fucking back.
>>33293025based twilighter desu
>>33293029nice zeta gundam screencap <3
godspeed, hope it keeps improving for you
>>33293031what does this mean
>>33293024same here, might as well start building a coffin
>>33293034at the same time??
>>33293001It's not the same.
>>33293031>google>gay tiktok phrase
>>33293040It isn't but what's the alternative
>>33293038woooo congrats
how was your visit
>>33293023it's me dingus
women have you ever been scammed?
A mosquito landed on my nutsack and I smacked it
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>>33293049Yeh. Bought this thing, but it was all fake. Got my money back, at least.
>>33293051Adult swim already anon?
Are there any Gen-X or Millennial women having sex with Zoomer men?
>>33293054God I hope not
yuck
>>33293054nobody is having sex with zoomer men
>>33293053It hurt for a bit
>>33293039Thanks bro. I hope things go better for you with time.
>>33293058i wish jh would take my zoomer virginity
>>33293054What age ranges are each of those?
>>33293054God I hope so
hot
wish I got the phone number of the hippie milf who hit on me at the park the other day
>>33293064another awesome pic man <3 once again glad you are doing better currently
>hope things go better for you with timethey won't, but thanks for the well wishes anyways
>>33293045Contacting them even if it means you'll probably get blocked
>>33293080That's cool I've always wanted to get into nuclear physics but I'm a retard and never made it into uni. Good luck on your shit
what causes some women to love anal, and some to absolutely hate it?
>>33293078If only you would let me
>>33293086They're long gone
>>33293104Sucking ass isn't a positive thing, anon.
>>33293094Mindset, first impressions, personal experiences with experimentation, openness to exploration in general, perceived consensuses on sexual deviancy.
She probably thinks I'm a dork
I am turning 29 this year.
Never had a gf or held hands with a girl.
I also have stopped hanging out with any male friends I had.
I am friendly with coworkers at work but not having a gf kind of kills everything.
I even had a coworker tell me it would be weird to invite me to hang out unless I had a gf/wife or something because it would be awkward to hang with his wife if I am just a single guy.
I am the only single person in my department. Even the 45 year old divorced mom in my department is getting in relationships.
I refuse to go on dating apps.
I don't know what to do. I want to be a dad. I want to be a husband. I can provide. I have all this money that I do literally nothing with because I just want family.
Everyone looks at me like some kind of freak because I am single.
>>33293013F
Mentally it's so fucking over but forced to be so in a "we're so fucking back" era.
I'll feel better in a few days.
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>heh nice guys finish last, don't you know women only like bad boys
so you're telling me every girl is out there gooning it to shadow the hedgehog, and not a single girl likes tails?
>>33292991I DONT WANT TO READ TWITTERRRRRR
>>33293013M, It's so fucking over that I can't even fucking kill myself because I cannot afford to do it in a cool way.
>>33293010i would say erectile dysfunction
>Has EDvs
>Has an ED
>>33292991I am pretty sure I do because I don't get morning wood anymore.
I never had sex so Idk for sure. I masturbate and can still cum 5 times a day if i want to but idk if i can last long or whatever.
>>33293124cheap handguns are like $200
if youre in the only country that matters
>>33293124If I lived in the US I would have already shot myself with a .38 snubnose but I don't and can't.
>>33293117Well the 45 year old divorced mom sounds like she's freshly single and looking to mingle
>won't hang out with friends>won't go on dating appsWhat do you want us to tell you dude they aren't going to come to your room to ask you out
>>33292972I moved across the country and it gave me a lot of perspective.
I think having to live outside of what you know and on your own can help you with a lot of stuff like that.
>>33292973I never jerked off to it but I found pics of lingchi attractive.
Who cares
Women how do you feel about lap pillows? giving and receiving?
>>33293132jump off a tall building? train? truck? bridge? all those are cool i guess. pills are lame
Should I go on a date with a guy that’s 10 years older than me, or is that a bad idea?
>>33293119Shadow was my guy.
I did goon to cream the rabbit a lot too though...
>Look at zillow
>yep still priced out
I wish I could just marry a rich man like women can...
>>33293054No every woman in her 30s is bitching that 30s men won't date her while she hits on 45 year old divorced dads.
Does any brand make sneaker heels?
Asking for a friend.
>>33293138How old are you
>>33293138yeah probably
unless you just want a hookup
>>33293141You still can...
>>33293144Don't you have dogs to fuck and children to feed?
>>33293138Bad idea, don't do that
Women, please tell me...
How can she slap?
>>33293144tell your "friend" she has awful taste
>>33293138I think you should do it!
>>33293147Quit jerking off to dogs banging whores you cheeseball.
>>33293147Rich gay men don't marry their boy toys
>>33293150lots of practice
>>33292923I don't really care and I hope he has fun with that.
>>33292926Depends on the country and both your and their personalities and maybe gender to an extent as well.
Where do you live and are you a male or female?
When I was in middle school I had a crush on a boy because he would always make me laugh, so he asked me to prom and I panicked and said yes and when I brought home the flowers my mom made fun of me and I told him wasnt going to go with him anymore and his friends got mad at me and I felt bad anyway
I don’t know why i didn’t just go with him and I think the bad karma from that has followed me to adulthood. I’m 26 and boyfriend less. I’m sorry John if you’re out there you deserved better and I really did like you but I was retarded and took it all too seriously
>>33293157But they do toss them bones every once in a while.
Blackmail him bro.
>>33292883Sure if he's ok with a fake black hole of a person with no morals
>>33293144They all do now. Have you seen them lately? They keep inflating that foam padding, soon you'll be able to put some on and touch the net of a basketball rim.
>>33293161Once a guy asked me out on a date and begged me to say no..
I'm sure he doesn't even think of you.
>>33293138Do what ya want
>>33293161It's ok I forgive you
>>33293160> Depends on the countryI’m a woman from the US and he’s originally from South Korea
>>33293165No poor him I was a massive bitch for doing that
>>33293163>blackmail him broit's 2025, a gay affair with a democrat will get him a medal and I have no idea how to even get in touch with Lindsay Graham.
>>33293175NOPE NOPE NOPE
South Korean men suck lol
>>33293161So your mom bullied you out of a dating a guy? Holy shit that's hilarious
>>33293179So have one with a republican, they're unironically gayer anyways.
Shit, maybe you can get a political career out of it.
>>33293176How did it make you feel when your mom made fun of you
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>>33293140cream? lel... how tho. wait are u a bi guy or bi girl. since when are girls into cunny
>>33293187South Korean men are playing on Ranked Misogyny servers
>>33293172why would he do that? I mean i can honestly sympathize with it im more afraid of a girl saying yes than no for whatever reason
Women do you also sniff the first wipe?
>>33293198This bait is getting weirder and weirder
>>33293172What if I destroyed his confidence
>>33293184And I let her
I’m so stupid
>>33293189I remember my main emotion being shame
I was so embarrassed to even tell her a boy asked me out
She was rhe type to read my diary as a kid
>>33293170>Have you seen them lately?I have not. Which is the reason for the question.
>>33293133She's been divorced for like 5 years and had like 10 relationships since then.
She is currently dating a fucking amputee.
It's not that I won't hang with friends. I asked to hang out. They just flake or make excuses. No one really hits me up out of the blue except this one dude who moved half way across the state and is married and he is a muslim too which I am not.
I dont know how I will meet women. I went outside yesterday. Maybe I should gymcelmax
>>33293193Damn, they do? He’s been here for a while I think, does that change things?
>>33293148how do you even meet this guy?? dating app?
how tf are all these college girls dating 30 year olds
>>33293194I meant to say asked me out on a dare..
>>33293130>>33293132this isn't cool.
i dont want some nigger looking at my splattered head and blood.
Plus i live in NJ where its impossible to get a gun
>>33293210Nta but I'm 8 years older than my college aged ex who I met at a bar
>>33293210I’m not in college but I met him on a dating app
>>33293190JANNIES I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER FILTER THAT WORD OR I WILL STRANGLE MEN
>>33293213Then do it in your home you tard
>>33293211oh
that is cruel im glad i never partook in that shit
never was friends with the kind of people that would do that
we mostly dared to climb onto the roof of the school
there was this drain pipe or something iirc
good times before covid
>>33293180Ones born in korea or
>>33293202>What if I destroyed his confidenceOne time in highschool, I told a friend of a friend that i saw him at a place and he said "Im sorry, who are you"? We were all in the cafeteria and he said that in front of everyone and i just froze up. Ever since then my social skills have been destroyed. So yes, it can happen
Men, what's the taste of a penis?
>>33293147>You still can...Not gay.
As a woman, you can find a handsome rich trustfund guy your age very easily if you are simply not fat.
I know this sounds like ragebait, but the reason women are not all getting these men to settle for them is because they are simply not interesting people. If you are interesting you are dating Chad and ruling over him.
>>33293047It was uneventful, as expected.
Anxiety blowing everything out of proportion again.
I'm home now, took a quick bath, AC on blast, I'm chilling.
Gotta rehydrate fast.
GGs
>>33293213go to a gunshow in another state
>>33293202It's been well over a decade now, he's probably fine. I barely have any memories of my embarassing moments in middle school.
>>33293223Dunno. You can come find out anytime though.
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>>33293216NTA but cunny is my favorite sexual word. It’s a real slang word that Irish people use interchangeably with pussy, so I do too.
>>33293223We piss out of there so you can infer the smell and taste
>>33293223i dont imagine the penis itself tastes like anything t all
i have tried my own semen which just tastes like snot but saltier
not guzzling the shit just a drop on my fingertip
its not gay if its your own
>>33293224Blah blah blah blah blah
You'd sound a lot better if your mouth was stuffed with cock..
>>33293119Isn't Tails like 8
>>33293130200 is a lot
>>33293190Gooning to Cream is wild
I'd give vanilla some of my vanilla essence though
>>33293219when i say nigger i mean person. mom, cops, whoever.
shooting yourself, hanging yourself, ODing are all gay ways to kys
>>33293223Depends on the race. White men taste like vanilla. Black men taste like chocolate. Latinos taste spicy. And asians taste umami
>>33293236do you not even have a job? even on minimum wage you could make $200 in less than a week
>>33293202As I said, poor girl. You didn't deserve that. And if he knew he would say the same thing.
>>33293240>do you not even have a job?No
Do you think us suicidal anons can function at life lol
Women be like "you better wash your hands after before you eat!" then suck on a sweaty penis fresh from a piss and proceed to swallow his salty cum. Whats up with that?
>>33293237Who cares it's their job to scrape you off the walls or pavement or whatever. You'll be dead so it won't matter anyway.
>>33293242well i can bag groceries while thinking about killing myself so...
>>33293243They also tell you to wash your dick.
Did you wash your dick?
>>33293216Can we filter scrote too? that hurts my feelings
>>33293239I need to taste them all then
>>33293216got your cunny in a bunch kek
>>33293223From what I've heard it just tastes like skin, assuming he washes it properly.
Men, what do you think about more, naked women or Roman Empire?
>>33293253Naked women
I'm not really into all that Roman stuff
>>33293253Between those two, definitely naked women more.
>>33293245Based multitasker
>>33293253I don't really think about Romans at all.
>>33293216Because CUNNY made you angry and you decided to make a "grr im mad" attentionwhore post, I will now post CUNNY in every thread from now on. Good job.
Are we there yet?? How much longer til the Kali Yuga is over
I need you and you need me
>>33293253Naked women in the roman empire
>>33293260I cunny believe my eyes
>>33293253I think about (You) femanon. Please come home. The kids miss you. They ask about you every day, but they are starting to forget your face
>>33293253i think about clothed women more often than naked women tbdesu. i mean i see more of them. its like, default state of women is clothed in my mind, but i have to intentionally mentally undress them for them to be naked. which kinda feels too personal cuz no woman would ever be naked around me lolo
>>33293257Moids say this until they have the slightest chance for sex
>>33293253I can't recall ever thinking about the Roman Empire unprompted, but I think about naked women several times a day.
>>33293247ive never washed my dick before getting head.
was never asked to.
>>33293268NOOOOOO EXHIBANON THINK ABOUT THE ADVERTISERS
>>33293267Nope. I'd say it to a woman's face while she's naked on her back with her legs spread.
>>33293269>ive never washed my dickDamn!
Wtf
>>33293257One man's trash is another man's treasure
>>33293222I deserve to burn in hell I don’t know why I ruined something that wouldve just been a cute memory for us
>>33293227I hope it doesn’t bother him because it had nothigg n to do with him
>>33293241Deserve what? Nothing happened to me. I got exactly what I wanted and then I humiliated him for it
>>33293270Don't worry, it's totally safe if there's no nipples or vegania.
>>33293271Another male lie
>>33293253I hate this fucking meme so much.
I never think about the roman empire.
Rome is as boring as modern day to me.
I do think about egypt, sumer, and greece, but not all the time.
>>33293253M
Naked women, but I spend more time thinking about colonial America than naked women, we're not ALL Roman empire guys femanon
>>33293268Exhib, serve me up a nice fish lady. None of that bullshit mermaid crap. I want gills on her neck and some real fish characteristics on her.
Do you know how annoying it is to be as a virgin, with a best friend that’s a whore?
>>33293277shes got a lot of ass hair/feathers kek
Femanons, do you practice sex magick?
>>33293278Not a lie at all.
>>33293273That's just stupid shit people say.
>>33293287JH practices the taoist art of sucking the sexual energy of pre-pubescents
She rapes little boys
>>33293285Sounds like you've got a quick fix to your problem if you ask me
>>33293288people with a greater wealth of wisdom, humility, kindness and knowledge compared to you
Women what would you do if your bf evolved his eevee into a Vaporeon?
>>33293293No, just people who say shit without thinking.
>>33291074 (OP)Both genders,
Ever put anything in your butt?
Nobody likes snail or slug ladies : (
>>33293295>t. "I hate women" spammerlmao
>>33293296Nta but why not? Especially if she's up for it
>>33293297M
When I was like 6 I had to take a suppository.
I don't remember what for but I do remember it being uncomfortable and weird.
>>33293297F
Never
Ass is for taking shit only
>>33293298I don't even know what that means, lmao.
>>33293284You got it chief.
>>33293298unf imagine the slime
sticky
>>33293300No, not at all like me.
>>33293299I don't say this shit without thinking. I mean it every time.
>>33293301Because that would be like incest. Also he’s a guy
>>33293297>Ever put anything in your butt?F
All the time. Why?
Women do you dislike the fact that men want to have sex with you?
Women do you dislike the fact that men don't want to have sex with you because you're old ugly and fat?
>>33293272I mean before head.
I shower daily of course.
But usually before head i probably pissed within the last hour and its been sweaty in my pants
>>33293309well your thinking is gay and retarded
a dog puts a lot of effort into eating his own shit, doesnt make it impressive, just like how much effort you put into your thinking
>>33293275You didn't deserve to have your mother bully you like that and make you change your mind. Does she still do things like this?
>>33293298Tfw no cute snail gf
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>>33293298I’m sure exhibanon has a couple in his folder for you
>>33293297F
Before i ever even tried using my vagina, I put fingers up my butt
>>33293305Nice, you understood the assignment. Thanks bud
>>33293285>Do you know how annoying it is to be as a virgin, with a best friend that’s a whore?Yes, my best friend since junior high is a notorious whore while I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24. She would even have sex in front of me.
>>33293309The fact that you always immediately reply with the same NPC drone shit makes me think otherwise.
>>33293310Oh I see, like a manwhore friend, RIP
Maybe he can help wingman for you tho
>>33293321Can you explain the logic behind this
>>33293297F
Not exactly sticking something in my butt but I like brushing my anus with an old toothbrush when it itches. It hurts when the toothbrush is new but when it's already used up it's perfect. Everybody should try it
I bought the machine gun.
>>33293329stop fucking your dog
>>33293332What'd you get?
>>33293313Some decent sized plugs and dildos. Nothing crazy.
>>33293332post it when it arrives jej
shouldve bought the browning but hey man its your money
>>33293297M
Used vibrators, been fingered, gotten pegged, and used enemas for sexual and non sexual purposes. Never had an actual dick up there admittedly, never used a butt plug either, not sure what the point of them is.
>>33293330well im sure that helps you get all the crusty shit off
>>33293335Over under 7 inches
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>>33293328I had a lot of sexual shame and was very afraid of putting anything up there, but i did consume fictional gay porn, so somehow the ass became a safer thing to explore. I didnt like it much.
>>33293316I didn't say that it was a lot of effort, but I'm not surprised that thinking is hard for you.
>>33293324>NPC drone shitAnd what would that be?
>>33293327This pic is really dope, I'm saving it
>>33293285I've had a couple of hot whore friends in the past who offered to have sex but I was too awkward and fumbled (still a virgin)
>>33293339Nice, bet that was a pretty penny
>>33293332no you didnt. nobody who could spend that much money on a whim would come to this thread
i know the kind of people that buy that shit
somebody with a reising or m11/9 or something i could believe
women is it actually true that you can cook an egg in you vagina?
>>33293294The only natural choice is to pick Jolteon to counter his water type
>>33293341Nah. At least they're cute sometimes.
>>33293236>8originally yeah, but they removed official ages from the designs. but either way theres women into shota im pretty sure
women is it actually true that if a guy leaves his dick in a vagina for more than 5 minutes it'll completely dissolve
Is being a depressed betabuxxer really "husband material"?
>>33293343>i did consume fictional gay porn, so somehow the ass became a safer thing to exploreat risk of sounding pedophilic, how old were you? Old enough to enjoy gay porn but still too scared to touch your vagina?
If women don't need to cum to enjoy it, how do you even end the sex?
>>33293317She doesn’t really have anybody to bully me for I grew up to be ugly and learned to not tell her about crushes
>>33293348Nag but an egg needs at least 60c to start cooking and your body only gets up to 37c. Only a total retard would believe this and fall for this bait like I did.
>>33293355thats exactly the kind of person who would want to get married in 2025 is
>>33293297Male
I was into femdom for a while because I thought it was a way to get female attention, but it's not. During that time period I experimented a lot, including with anal toys.
>>33293356~11-13 ish?
I started looking at porn around that age. I have trauma and also was paranoid about doing much with all that for a while.
>at risk of sounding pedophilicbruh. I do not give a fuck lol what is this? tiktok?
Gf and I are on a temporary break until she gets her shit together, she said I should try dating other women tho to see if I really want her or not. I only have eyes for her, my gf is the only women that I've loved and lusted for. I've never seen another one in real life that has been able to stimulate my mind the way that she has. I almost want to do it just so I can prove to her that I do love her and only her, and that I'm not with her just because it's easy (it isn't easy dating someone who mentally breaks down once every few months and I end up being a therapist for a week), but I digress. Should I do it?
>>33293348>>33293359NAG but if you put an egg in your butt hole and vigorously exercise you can increase your internal body temp enough to soft boil it
>>33291074 (OP)Women
A big muscular man with a thick 11 inch cock pays you $25 for every thrust.
How mare you taking?
Do all foids keep dirty dishes in their desk's drawer, throw their dirty clothes on the floor and cultivate mildew on their walls or is it just my sister?
women if you dated a virgin, would you let him explore your body up close?
>>33293340Under. I don't own anything over 7 inches
>>33293366Why don't you give us a demonstration abon
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>>33293363Thats fucking wild.
Do you still consume fictional gay porn today?
Are you still a fujo?
Have you grown to like anal now?
>>33293362Femdom only attracts men
>>33293365>temporary breakcut her off dude
she obviously doesnt love you
just because shes your first doesnt mean its "true love" lol so naive
do women want a thumb in the butt during doggy?
>>33293371No eggs, prices too high
>>33293368Hi, is your sister single? I would like to fix her, wed her, then break her again.
>>33293367$0
Regardless of the fact that I could never take that, I wouldn't demean myself for that little amount of money.
>>33293365Atleast get a blowie or something bruh.
Maybe you could try coercing your gf and being a little abusive if you really dont want to cheat on her.
>>33293365>Gf and I are on a temporary break Thaaaaaaaaat's not going to last, breakup while ahead.
>>33293358What about your father? Do you often get crushes on guys?
>>3329337725 a thrust is a good bit of money
>>33293376>is your sister single?Of course she is
>I would like to fix her, wed her, then break her again.Yeah, take her away from me, just don't return her later
>>33293377>I wouldn't demean myself for that little amount of money.You literally set your own price though
>>33293383$25 is literal pocket change at this point
>>33293365Ross, is that you?
Women if your husband asked you to shoot him with a handgun while he wore a bulletproof vest would you do it?
>>33291074 (OP)What percentage of women are actually whores? Like sex obsessed and constantly wanting cock from strangers?
>>33293372Thats fucking wild.
>Do you still consume fictional gay porn today?Not really. I got bored of porn due to overabundance/exposure and don't really look at it that much nowadays. I do have sexual fantasies involving gay men.
>Are you still a fujo?In some sense, yes. I don't really engage with it the same way i used to.
>Have you grown to like anal now?Tried it once, it was meh.
>>33293367As much as he can, even if it's me paying him
>>33293368>dirty dishes in the desk drawerthat sounds unique to your sister, most fem-slobs just leave the dishes in the sink until they form what my sister used to call "mount dishmore"
Does Olivia Rodrigo just make music for women who got cucked by their Chad situationship BFs?
>>33293384That can be arranged. Just like my marriage to her will be.
Do sexually degenerate women basically lose that desire when they are in a LTR with a man?
>>33293248Yeah you can filter scrote. I don't use that anyway.
>>33293399i make $12 an hour
your just shitposting and/or completely retarded
>>33293352Cream looks so adorable in her detective fit lol
Anyway yes there a lot of weird fuckers in the Sonic fandom including shotacons and all sorts. If you are too young to know about Sonic Passion Forum and Sonic CulT consider yourself fortunate kek
>>33293393No way that feels good
>>33293355>Drawn eyebrows Women, why do you doodle your eyebrows on?
>>33293400NOPE. Not me anyways, but I find that they tend to backtrack a lot of things that they said they like and shift the meta into being non degenerate with time.
>>33293400we just be degenerate with the one man
>>33293382Hes cool but I never talk about stuff like that with him
No maybe every few years
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>>33293401what does your cunny look like
describe it to me
>>33293365Sorry anon but sounds like she is over the relationship, inb4 if you do get with another girl she will use that as an excuse to get mad and end things
Both genders
Would you rather make money from drugs, pimping, passport countrfeiting or kidnapping?
>>33293404>Sonic Passion Forum and Sonic CulTi need to know...
>>33293379wym by this exactly?
women, is he cute? what you rate him 1-10
>>33293223Whatever soap I just used + ball powder + old spice crotch deodorant
>>33293416i would never commit a crime, fbi-san
>>33293416Drugs but a cool drug like porn or candy
>>33293410Do you talk with friends/siblings or others about it?
When was the last one, what did you like about him?
>>33293416M
i would sell lemonade without a licence hahaha
>>33293420like at least a 1. he gets a point for not being fat i guess
>>33293343This is the power of yaoi?
>>33293416F
Toss up between pimping and kidnapping
>>33293416M
Arms trafficking would be cool. Not that I'd ever do it. I obtain and sell all my firearms within the bounds of the law to only qualified individuals.
>>33293416F
I used to deal drugs, but crazy enough, pimping has the lowest maximum penalty. So looks like I'm pimping.
>>33293365>Gf and I are on a temporary breakshe's fucking so many guys
so many dicks in that tight snatch
>>33293365Do what I did. Go on overly formal dinner dates with girls you barely like, make some small talk, and drive them home. Then you can say you tried and you just don't like normies.
Does anyone else want to live like a One Piece character?
>>33293416M
Pimping sounds the most fun but Passport Counterfeiting sounds way more interesting.
I'd really like to have one of those big ass industrial printers that are super specialized.
I've always fantasized about making counterfeit valuable trading cards.
>>33293441to be nonexistent?
please...
>>33293441never seen that show
never will because of /wsg/ "ITT WE POST TEH FUNNIEZ" spam
looks gay and retarded
State gender, post your favorite go-to beer, or if you don't like beer.
Women do you have any interest in testicles?
>>33293440no wonder you're getting cucked like that guy
a real man only goes on first dates to mcdonalds
and demands the woman pay for him
then has sex on the first date
>>33293441One Piece fucking sucks
>>33293415She's not over the relationship. She just doesn't have the time and emotional well being to be romantically involved rn. She still has me all over her instagram and we've still been talking to each other because we're still good friends at the end of the day. I could see it when I was with her. Fort the last 2 weeks she's just been mentally exhausted and incapable of any romance because of school, work, and the fact that she's kind of going through a mid life crisis rn and not sure if she wants to continue studying what she's studying, she wants to move out of her parent's house soon because they're starting to give her less and less space for her things, etc. A lot is going on with her rn and it's good for the both of us
>inb4 if you do get with another girl she will use that as an excuse to get mad and end thingsYou think so? her reason was that she wants me to find out if I really do love her or if I'm just with her because it's easy
>>33293441And do what? Run around passporting but on a ship?
>>33293253I'm more of a british empire man, but naked women regardless.
>>33293438Why not, are you afriad of the same thing happening as with your mom?
What was it about him you liked?
>>33293391Probably a fairly small percent. That level of degeneracy is usually an unhealthy coping mechanism and/or the result of some chemical imbalance or personality disorder.
>>33293445Corona, unironically. If I did drink. But I don't.
>>33293445M
They all taste the same
>>33293445Miller High Life
dad calls it horse piss or wolf pussy or something which doesnt make sense because it doesnt really have much flavor but i like it since its easier to get drunk off of because of that
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>>33293449okay so i need to translate all this bullshit so the autists here can understand what your actual situation is
>you're a retard, you aren't good with women, your gf doesn't feel like you're providing her with enough emotional support/stability and is getting tired of it and you because she's stressed and feels like you're an emotional drain, also she's fucking other guys
Before I discovered atoga I didn't realize women are so indecent
>>33293418You should get a blowjob from one of your friends that you haven't been able to get with because of your relationship. Or one of her friends.
>>33293446Yeah but my bfs balls are pretty sensitive so i dont get to play with them much...
>>33293445This is the only one i can drink i hate alcohol
>>33293445F
Southern Star beers because I know the owner
Women what do you think think about men who constantly get pussy throw at them like darts to a board?
>>33293464another bot gains sentience.
There's only one atoga thread up, wtf
Gender
How long would you have to be in a relationship with someone for before you'd even consider letting them eat your ass?
>>33293464Yeah they're pretty degenerate when they don't have to keep up their social facade and mindgames.
>>33293416M
>drugstoo dangerous and I'd feel bad for the addicts and their families
>pimpingSimilar ethics issues, even assuming the women are 100% consenting and I'm effectively glorified security I still don't really want to spend all day talking to a bunch of whores.
>passportsI don't think I could make enough on that to support my current lifestyle but this one would be the easiest
>kidnapping"Yeah so femanon this is awkward but... your boyfriend insisted you were just friends with benefits when we called for a ransom, and your parents are demanding money from US to take you back, and we really need you out of the cell so the maid can clean it before the next girl. No we're not going to kill you, I wouldn't waste the bullet, just get the fuck out."
>>33293451I was thinking more like traveling the Western USA in a large van or RV and doing odd jobs and crime for money.
Women what do you think about men who constantly suck dick in the bathroom of their local gay bar but identify as 100% straight.
>>33293474First date, probably.
I'm a sucker for having my ass eaten.
>>33293445>picmarket guy here, just commentating on that bit of history: the advertisement itself was solid. Like, Dylan presented the product in a way that is actually effective with appealing to the men that drink Dul Bight. It was entirely an issue of 'positioning', the ad CROSSED the companies own brand positioning, which was just a nonsense move.
I don't care about the drama, it was just a bad call. It's pure delulu to think you're in marketing for anything other than convincing people to consume product, so there's no reason to make an unvalidated bet against your current brand positioning.
>>332934741 day. What's the big deal? I'm more concerned about whether I'll get to eat their ass. *That's* more interesting to me.
>>33293445IBS makes beer no fun
>>33293474M
If she won't eat your ass first date she's not into you bro.
>>33293470What is there to think about them?
Do you have any aspects of this fictional man's personality for me to judge?
>>33293437>I used to deal drugsYou gotta tell the story anon
>>33293474M
how long, exactly? 4 months 28 days 9 hours 22 minutes 37 seconds
>>33293474Does nothing tho. I could eat you?
Can I turn it around at 30?
>>33293473As God intended
>>33293368Bruh your sister needs help man... do you know if she's depressed or what
>>33293420Is this one of those misogynistic right wing grifters or something
>>33293417Some horrors are best left forgotten, child...
>>33293496Yes
>>33293479Hey buddy, taking stupid questions and parodying them to be even stupider is MY shtick
What if I raided an old order Amish farm and took a girl and just kept her as my wife on the other side of the country? What's realistically gonna happen to me?
>>33293474M
Women shouldn't eat male asses
>>33293490He jerks off to videos of buildings in the middle east getting blow up.
>>33293476>"Yeah so femanon this is awkward but... your boyfriend insisted you were just friends with benefits when we called for a ransom, and your parents are demanding money from US to take you back, and we really need you out of the cell so the maid can clean it before the next girl. No we're not going to kill you, I wouldn't waste the bullet, just get the fuck out."What if I got Stockholm syndrome?
>>33293502theyd probably report you to the authorities and youd become a federal fugitive
amish have PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORIES man
ask me how i know
What if I raided an elementary school and took a girl and just kept her as my wife on the other side of the country? What's realistically gonna happen to me?
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>>33293445M. That first chug off a can of Peroni at 3 PM after working a big sweat in my gardening in the summer is *actually* better than sex. I sense God in the clouds and stuff. Have always wondered if women experience that feel. Shared smirks with other men that communicate we both know that feel, but never heard a woman act like she gets it.
>>33293499HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
>>33291074 (OP)Who's more into bondage?
Men or women?
What if I raided the FBI HQ and took a girl and just kept her as my wife on the other side of the country? What's realistically gonna happen to me?
>>33293496Yes. As long as you're still living, you can turn it around. It's only over if you're dead.
Need more context.
>>33293502Amish people know how modern society and law enforcement works anon, she'll just tell the gas station attendant to call the cops.
>>33293507FBI open you up with giant tinsnips
>>33293503I rim for my pleasure, not his.
>>33293504I don't give a fuck about that, and it's still not enough to tell.
What if I raided femanon's house and took her and just kept her as my wife on the other side of the country? What's realistically gonna happen to me?
>>33293491>You gotta tell the story anonMy brother was a drug dealer and would basically have me running it because nobody expected the underweight little girl to be dealing. He would give me a very small cut, and this went on for several years.
>>33293496Throw it around in a circle for me~
What if i asked out a girl and she said yes and then we started dating and then she became my girlfriend and then we got serious and she became my fiancé and then i proposed to her and then she said yes and then we got married and moved to the other side of the country? What's realistically gonna happen to me?
>>33293474m
>eat MY assThey would have to tell me. Then it would take me weeks to months to get my ass prepped for such an endeavor. Ok I wrote that out but I realize now that I was thinking more about pegging, but the idea would be somewhat similar. In any case, I need prep time for something I've never had the need to prep before.
>eat THEIR assLike most men, I'm a sucker for being inside a girl, which is why it'd be hypocritical for me to ever say never the other way around.
As a 65 year old incel, indian, fat, bald, how do I get a 10/10 white 18yo gf.
>>33293511M
Definitely women. 50 shades did a number
>>33293524did you ever get molested
any close calls?
Seeing very nice and kind actresses in the role of a mean bitch like Aubrey Plaza and Stephanie Beatriz does something to my brain.
Men, do you agree?
Women, what is your equivalent?
>>33293525Did you ever get raped
>>33293535still not enough to tell, unironically.
>>33293505If I was a kidnapper I really wouldn't want some woman around my lair outside of kidnapping related business, I'd probably kidnap a therapist for you if I failed in evicting you from the prison cell.
>>33293521Do you have a scat fetish? I cannot imagine a straight guy's ass not being completely dirty
>>33293525>would give me a very small cut,Well that's not fair
>>33293533Just beee yourself and make your signature vindaloo
>>33293540Mean bitches were never my thing
Men NEVER cold approach me and it's fucking annoying
>>33293550true
all straight men let it crust
Ladies, what's your most wacky opinion?
Like, the one you don't tell people cos you know how weird it is.
>>33293540i dont keep up with actors or actresses let alone care about their personalities.
>>33293540Men actually liking women on screen and not just trying to fuck them.
>>33293547Ok well there are a million things I can say. What would be the most important to know
>>33293553Cold approaching is a recipe for disaster in most cases lol
>>33293445M
Guinness, its not my favorite but its the style I like and its readily available.
Voodoo Rangers too if I'm not drinking for taste.
>>33293553Women overwhelmingly said not to cold approach them for the last decade
>>33293553A dude in a miata honked at me in the parking lot today.
>>33293553men never cold approach women who are below 8/10
>>33293483Is that the trannybeer?
>>33293553How much skin do you show and how much makeup you wear?
>>33293558Well the thing most relevant to the original question is why do women like him? What does he do with those opportunities?
>>33293557I do like the women on my screen
Just not you
>>33293554After about a day when it dries out I get a pain scraper and just scrape it all off in one go. No mess, no fuss. Peak efficiency.
>>33293555I think french kisses are form of oral sex and doing it in public should be illegal and severely punishable
>>33293555The ones I say here, because I only allow myself to be """crazy""" here.
>>33293540m, no
goth chicks are hot, but that's separate
>>33293565>god this fat bitch is blocking my car I'm late for work>hooooonk
>>33293458The Champagne of Beers, good taste anon
>>33293570Because he's sexy as fuck and be bangs them if they're hot enough
>>33293553oooooo midnight
but yeah i keep hearing cold approaching is bad
>>33293553>be man>be given the extreme desire to feel the intense constriction of your holes on my cock and the extreme faculty to regulate my behavior at the same time>express my repression of my design to club you on the head and drag you into my rape cave by not cold approaching you and being 'normal'>women: ugh why don't men do all the work in initiating relationshipswoman, we're more willing than you ever will know, you just have to give us a BIT more to get us over that barrier we put up, okay?
>>33293546>Did you ever get rapedWtf? No. I did have a guy try to rob me once.
>>33293551>Well that's not fairI was a child, so...
>>33293578ok good for him, i have no thoughts in particular
>>33293568I'm not a prostitute or a porn bimbo so not much
I want to have a tall gf/wife because what if our house is on fire and im unconscious and a smaller weaker woman couldnt even drag me out to safety? Sorry womanlets but its for the sake of my own well being
>>33293576They were like 300ft away.
>>33293550Maybe she's one of the sane women who dates men who know how to wipe? Every time a woman complains about men's asses being dirty she's really telling on herself lol
>>33293555>Ladies, what's your most wacky opinion?To contrast the other anon, I don't think there is an issue with public displays of affection. Even public sex should be legal as long as it's not being done in front of children. Public decency is antiquated and the byproduct of a prudish society.
>>33293580>initiating relationshipsThis ain't no job for a lady
>>33291074 (OP)Women,
Do you want your man to manhandle you?
>>33293540>Men, do you agree?I don't know anything about actors or actresses outside of their acting performances so no.
>>33293553You don't even want to talk to or date guys, you just want the ego boost of getting to tell us to fuck off, do you have any idea how absurd and entitled this "cold approach me men!" attitude is?
>>33291780For 9/10, yeah of course. My apathy knows no bounds
>>33293591We're talking an asshole here
Where poop comes from
Sure men wipe but is that really going to be enough? Especially men who didn't shave their ass?
>>33293595He's not much of a man if he doesn't.
>>33293496From experience, yeah.
The hard part will be finding a reason to keep it turned around. If you have that, no problem.
>>33293595No. I want to womanhandle him. Please tell me if I'm too rough. I have cuteagro.
>>33293567Yes Dylan Mulvaney tranny (fake tranny even) got cans of Bud Light with his face on it to do a cheap youtube style ad for it and she even did a good job, but there's a really fundamental thing in marketing called positioning, and promoting trannyism is so contrary to bud light's positioning and I think anheuser busch lost like 30% of their sales from it in reaction to the ad that AFAIK they still haven't recovered.
it was such a boneheaded move
>>33293609Just stay away from the balls
>weak grip
>strong fingers
Women, how disappointing is this for a guy to have?
>>33293593Yeah that's a pretty wacky decision that should be kept to yourself
Good job
>>33293609what if he's not cute
is it just rage at that point
>>33293584You're not giving off "approach me" or "i'm approached too often gtfo" vibes then. Is what it is. Just find guys normally via apps or friends/hobbies
>>33293553Post fit, we will judge whether it is approachable or not
>>33293619nta but implying bimbos look approachable
>>33293615how does that work
your grip strength IS your fingers
>>33293615How do you have strong fingers with a weak grip
>>33293483I fail to understand what exactly you're taking about here
That ad definitely wasn't supposed to appeal to men who actually consume Bud Light
WOMEN
would you tolerate ANGRYCLEANER as a boyfriend
as in, he's as messed up as you, but the way all that messedupness is that is that he gets angry and he sweats a lot as he detail cleans the house vigorously for 6 hours
>>33293619>Just find guys normally via apps or friends/hobbiesNot romantic AT ALL
>>33293553to me all people, period, are unapproachable so dont feel bad
i havent had a friend in 8 years since i cant even ask for my coworkers socials or numbers regardless of sex
>>33293629LOL sure clean my house less work for me to do
>>33293626>>33293627I can squeeze harder with my fingers than with my palm
>>33293611What pisses me off about Dylan Mulvaney is the unrecognized privilege. S/he comes from generational wealth and is white. Plus, that line of "I've been a woman for [arbitrary amount of time]" like stfu this isn't something you just turn on. It pisses over mine and billions of others lived experience as women. Lived experiences he will never share due to being a man raised in privilege.
>>33293624I mean, she's saying that as more of a metaphor. Real bimbo vibes is more plastic surgery + rave/club outfits. I mean, I guess this actually are signs of approachable if you're at the club, but separate situation
>>33293483>Dylan presented the product in a way that is actually effective with appealing to the men that drink Dul Bight.Explain this.
I can understand why having a tranny promote their beer harms their brand positioning. ie; largely conservative consumer base
However I do not understand why the advertisement itself was solid.
(I havent seen the ad)
>>33293635Wtf does that mean
>>33293483>>33293611I suppose in a purely technical sense sure the Dylan Mulvaney ad was "solid" but from a business standpoint the C-Suite letting the marketers go so off the rails was bad enough that I earnestly believe it should have been some kind of actionable legal negligence or failure of fiduciary duty. I mean for fuck's sake it's like if Kate Spade hired Andrew Tate to be their spokesman, nobody would say "he's gonna reach new customers!"
>>33293635youre retarded
you dont use the palm when grabbing things dumbass
look at your own goddamn hands for a few minutes jesus
Women, how do you feel about sweaty balls? Bad or good?
>>33293553Women did this to themselves.
>>33293629>6 hoursOh yeah!~ You clean that house, babyyyyyy
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>>33293630this is the main reason there's a lonliness epidemic among young women in america
fucking brain rot
romanticism is a modern invention created by hollywood
for the past 80,000 years before 1950s people just fucked like rabbits starting at like 15-16 got married because they got pregnant and then got beat or yelled at by their husband who would be constantly drunk and rape their kids
that was normal for 99%+ of people and is still normal for third wordlers
>>33293649I will choose to believe that Valkyrie saved this image because I posted it
>>33293653Some guys are into that I guess, but most likely not.
>>33293650Punching, choking, cutting, slapping, headbutting, grabbing, bodyslamming, choke holding, fist fighting etc
>>33293651n-no. That'd make us sad :/
>>33293660I gotta fucking get out of here man I don't belong in this mf
>>33293553Like 70% of modern women think that's sexual harassment
>>33293650Being picked up and plapped down. I can't post any visual aids without getting banned, but I like being picked up.
goodnight anons
hopefully i never see you again
>>33293628positioning. if lambo suddenly makes a disposable, low-end, car designed to sit and rust in the yards of trashy neighborhoods, how do you think their high-end sales that they're known for might be impacted?
Brands "position" themselves. It's really basic stuff. There are sometimes very good reasons to try to broaden their market by expanding who and what they're appealing to, but they should never "cross" their own successful positioning.41
>>33293660This bitch wants to date a pro wrestler
>>33293660So you just want a basic guy who does normal sex? That's all just normal stuff everyone does.
>>33293661This was meant to be a response to
>>33293653my b.
>>33293651 is nicer
>>33293667If they look like Alexa Bliss I want to date a pro wrestler too
>>33293660I will never do that to a woman and if she asks for it ill dump her in a second
>>33293664>I can't post any visual aids without getting banned,Yes you can. Just post it in /gif/ and then crosslink it here
>>33293668it's the bare minimum, yeah
>>33293643yep. you said it perfectly
As a man, you have to be completely insane at this point to love a women. They're awful creatures that will suck the life out of you and destroy you.
>>33293643If i dont like it, everything about it is objectively bad, full stop.
>>33293674If its nsfw thats against the rules
>>33293677you're welcome to bend over and take a real man's cock for me.
>>33293639>(I havent seen the ad)if you have the ability and you had seen the ad, just imagine it's a normal small time celebrity guy presenting. It would have worked fine.
>>33293677I love insane men that actually love women.
>>33293677well i have no experience of that and i think youre a fag so im still going to love women even though ive never asked one out
>>33293671Oh shit, her ring persona looks sexy as hell actually. Unlike Rhea Ripley whos ring persona looks kinda ugly to me but is beautiful off stage
>>33293680You can cross link it, you don't get a vacation for that
>>33293681There are more than two options, faggot-kun.
>>33293660>No biting>No burningBoring
>>33293636>man raised in privilegemaybe Mulvaney's got wealth but women under 35 are insanely privileged financially, legally, and socially relative to their male counterparts, unless you're gen x or older it's incredibly ignorant to even bring up. If Mulvany got anything it was probably from family connections, his penis if anything was such a hinderance to easy wealth that he only got famous when he started pretending he was a woman.
>>33293685wow that must be so hard for you..
>>33293430>>33293429is this mostly because you hate him as a personality or is he really that ugly to you guys
If you go the gym and its shift change and the staff look at you and go "yep he's here" , one guy and one girl and they both stare at you
Is this a good sign or a bad sign for your reputation at the gym?
For the record I don't make eye contact or anything with any of these people, not even entering or exiting the place.
>>33293689>etcAnd biting is pretty mid. I find tooth pulling more interesting
State gender, and which celeb/famous person who you dislike that you're attracted to?
>>33293660>Punching, k
>choking, k
>cutting, maybe a very small amount, ie. some serious limits
>slapping,k
>headbutting, uhhhh no that can kill you
>grabbing,k
>bodyslamming, yep k
>choke holding,k
>fist fighting etcthe nicer kind, k.
>>33293697M
not applicable
>>33293698I'm gonna make you shit yourself
>>33293697M
I bought a sword at a pawn shop yesterday
>>33293682The ad seems very cringe and amateurish but thats probably because I'm looking at one of the ugly trannies. If Hunter Schafer did this it would be more palatable
>>33293700>some serious limitsYou lost me. What kinds of limits?
>>33293703how are you gonna achieve that kek
Getting a bf doesn't make any sense for a woman who isn't an obedient pickme pushover cuck with no self respect. He will always resent you for not looking like his favorite porn bimbos and imagine them while having sex with you, basically using you as a glorified masturbatory device. Moreover, even if he seems attractive his body is already ruined by microplastics and other shit from the greasy food moids love so much
If your favorite character in a book died would you keep reading?
>>33293694they all talk about you when you're not there because of the distracting size and flop of your genitals, obviously
Women, what does it feel like to have a dick inside you? Pussy, ass, or throat
I love greasy food and microplastics. Can any other moids relate?
>>33293692He looks like a washed up loser trying to appear younger than he actually is.
I just looked him up. He's 26 but looks 35.
>>33293708Stuff a whole can of refried beans in each end of you.
>>33293709If he resents you for not being something, that's on him for settling. Just find a guy who isn't settling. I myself wouldn't want to be with someone who is just settling for me
>>33293711Are you still sad about that
>>33293709agreed. nobody should ever interact with the opposite sex ever.
I sincerely believe this. the world would be such a better place without the annoyance of having to deal with each other. imagine how great it would be
women wouldnt be harassed or raped anymore, men wouldnt have to deal with annoying bitches
>>33293709Hmm I'm gonna say moid hands
>>33293713Like pressure, rubbing raw skin, and a massage
m, late 20s, wealthy, fit, have a masters from top 10 school, khhv
I don't play videogames or drink
I am at work, home, gym, library, park.
I have been hit on once why an asian girl in the city. She said she liked my "fit". I said "thanks you too" and walked away in a panic. This was almost 5 years ago.
What should I be doing to attract women to go on dates with? Do I need to be in some co-ed friend circle because I don't think that is ever happening. I also ride horses every now and then but its mostly me and horse and sometimes a trainer i know (old lady)
>>33293719your hornyposting is kinda pathetic. maybe you should take your smelly ugly cunny elsewhere
>>33293709>He will always resent you for not looking like his favorite porn bimbos and imagine them while having sex with you, basically using you as a glorified masturbatory device.I'm so glad to have a bf that doesn't like porn and has only ever been attracted to me
>>33293725You need to have a veiny penis with pearly penile papules
>>33293730all men have crushes
unless you scooped him up at age 8 or he was raised in a literal monastery youre not the first person he's been attracted to
>>33293725You're boring. Start playing video games and drinking.
>>33293728No. My mons and labia majora are staying right here.
>>33293730> have a bf that doesn't like porn Who is going to tell her kek
everyone needs the calm the fuck down before someone gets hurt
>>33293738God, I wish that was me
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Girlfriend wants me to quit my high paying job
I work as a specialty security guard for a company facility, 2 years ago I was shot twice, one bullet went into my arm and the other went into shoulder, I recovered without any major long term damage
Ever since then my girlfriend has been in a panic, calling/texting literally 50+ Times a shift, to the point where I've gotten in trouble and had to put my phone in my locker, resulting in her freaking out even more because she can't get a hold of me
Today she gave me an ultimatum, quit my job or she leaves me
This job due to the company I work for pays INSANELY well, has great insurance, and has allowed me to live very comfortably, I won't find another job like this in my lifetime
But she's going to leave me...I don't know what to do, help?
>>33293742>Girlfriend wants me to quit my high paying jobshe's retarded
You can do better
>>33293742Where the fuck you working
>>33293742She needs therapy for dating somebody in a high risk high rewrd job. Leave her first.
women would you date a guy who skips a video if the dick is too big?
>>33293672yeah but you're an incel for a reason
I'm M30+ and still live in my moms property (not under the same ceiling though) located in a small, shitty town. I've lived in big cities in my country and in a neighboring country, but half of this house is mine because I helped her buy it. I hate her, I think she's narcissistic bitch and she's done me a lot of bad, but it's my house (partly) and I don't like wasting money on rent to pay someone elses mortgage, so fuck it.
a major problem is that the house is so shit that I'll have to spend money fixing it because it's in a terrible state. I feel ashamed of this crappy house so I don't invite people here, ever, not even women... and I have no clue what to do to find a gf in this situation, so I'll have to spend money fixing my part of it.
state nationality.
question for women: would you feel bad if I invited you, knowing that my house is shit and I still live with my mom?
question for anyone: do you think I should fix the house or leave this shit for a big city and try to meet and fuck as many women as possible?
>>33293742What do you value more?
To women: Suck a trillion dicks.
>>33293745Babe it's just a book
>>33293742Niggas be like "manmade cities blast light into the void and pollute the night sky" yeah they do and it's fucking awesome
>>33293750F
Depends if you have a cut, veiny penis with Fordyce spots and pearly penile papules
>>33293742>has great insuranceanon, if she didn't love you, she would be REALLY happy to have you work that job.
can you ask your company to transfer you to a more relaxed facility or something?
>>33293697I mean, all of them now?
Except some seem okay and chill and normal, like Sydney Sweeney.
>>33293754After you finish you can make up your own headcanon where he lives and marries you or whatever
>>33293756no, I hate it and will always hate it
>>33293750What if I married you and then poisoned your mom to inherit this house?
>>33293752Fear not the woman who has sucked a trillion dicks. Fear the woman who has sucked one dick a trillion times.
>>33293733Maybe attracted was the wrong word choice, but I'm the only one he ever loved or did anything with so..
women would you suck my dick 1 trillion times?
Women, what's the best size dick to suck? What's the best size for fucking? If you have to choose only one size for both, what do you choose?
When did "cancer" stop being a word people use
i.e. that shits fucking cancer
feel like i have seen that word used since before covid
>>33293738I'm chilling, my eyes are dry though.
>>33293742Keep the job and try to get her some therapy first.
Also damn bro, I didn't know any of these security jobs come with the risk of actually getting into firefights.
>>33293765Good for both of you, hopefully i find something like that one day
>>33293769I feel like I've seen it less and less since about 2017 it 2018
>>33293769I have a schizo theory that it's because the people that use that word started getting cancer since they're at that age where the toxins are starting to pile up in their body, and it stopped being funny.
>>33293772nta
if your american and live in literally any city you take that risk every time you go outside
>>33293760HE DESERVED TO GET MARRIED, NOT DIE IN SOME MUDDY FIELD THINKING HE FAILED EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAA
>>33293767>31709.792 calendar years per secondYeah not possible
>>33293777your opinion is gay, retarded, and cancer
>>332937685.5 - 6.5 in (14 - 17 cm) is ideal for both for me.
>>33293779IMAGINE HE COMES HOME AND ASKS TO MARRY YOU
What book is this also
>>33293762I wouldn't give a shit but I wouldn't be your accomplice
inheritance doesn't work like in the US in my country, so I'd only get part of the other 50% of the property while my siblings would get the rest, so if my mom died, I still would have to negotiate buying their part.
also, why would you want such a shit house anyway? it's falling apart lmao
>>33293779thats how i hope to die unironically
>>33293777why is that the one onions thing people all decided not to joke about? Anything is on the table but as soon as some jerkoff gets cancer every chucklefuck and their dog's mom is kissing their ass telling them that they feel for them and wouldn't wish it on their worst enemy.
>>3329376820 inches
2 inches
>women: 5.5 - 6.5 in is ideal for me
>also women: if I had a penis I'd want it to be no less than 7 in
>>33293792ikr? that shits so fukken cancer kek
>>33293712I wish bro I wish
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>>33293792I think it's less about like oh he has cancer, that joke is off the table, and more like oh, my mom literally has cancer...
I assume nobody you cares about has cancer.
Women, best place to fuck that isn't in the bedroom?
>>33293797really feeling the need right now
I never use "wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" because I would wish it on my worst enemy
>>33293794This is like saying you want $20 and then someone offers you $100.
It doesn't make you a hypocrite to take the $100
how much longer until it's our time to go, bros?
women is 5" good for anything?
>>33293800i sucked my bfs dick the other day in the car as he was driving though the neighborhood and it was pretty fun
>>332937947 inches would look clownish on me
>>33293800Kitchen or outdoors
Women my penis is 0.05 inches. Is this long enough to please you?
>>33293803Personally, I'm a I want a billions dollars kind of guy.
>>33293806It's a perfectly acceptable size
>>33293811That ain't a dick that's a disk
it'll be all over this year, right?
>>33293805i'm sad streetlights will never look like that again
fuck this gay earth and fuck LEDs
wish i could time travel back to 1965 and kill the men that invented them and destroy all the research
even if it only delays the technology for a few years
whatever it changes it would be worth it
>mosquitos biting your naked ass and stealing your life just because you wanted to fuck in a forest
How can I stop being a fat bitch
I started eating healthier and doing minimal exercise I lost about 30/35 pounds but now im at a plateau I don’t drink pop.
I don’t want to take the Jew drug losing weight is not my main focus being healthier is but I want to lose weight as well weight about 260
I also am lazy and have 0 energy or motivation to do anything how can I fix my energy levels naturally
I eat eggs for breakfast with spinach and usually have chicken with vegetables and such and fruit I have incorporated a lot of veggies into my diet
>>33293800Warm rain in summer. It's like the whole outside is a shower and we're wet and unf...
Sodium vapour lamps are the ugliest thing invented by humankind
>>33293817the end is Never the end is Never the end is Never the end is Never the end is Never!
>>33293822>popkill yourself.
>>33293818I believe the sodium vapors actually kept us on a better day/night cycle. not being full spectrum like LEDs doesn't mess with the brain, so sodium vapor was actually superior. there's a reason why it feels so much more comfy
>>33293815It's all I have though. My 0.05 dick on top of my vagina.
>>33293812You're a fat and balding kind of guy.
>>33293822Don't take jew drugs then. Take the unjew drugs.
>>33293831Doesn't stop me from wanting Trillions.
>>33293821Pussy ass scared of a wee bug, put some citronella oil on nigga
Women, I’ve started using Tide Pods to wash my uniform however, does that introduce forever chemicals like estrogen into my body?
>>33293822basically you need to eat like 2500 calories of 3 nutritious super-salads with like lentils and stuff between 6 AM and 12 PM then don't have calories for the rest of the day with sheer willpower and forcing yourself to be active
if you're not going all-in you'll never gonna make it
>>33293825second only to what came out of your mother
Any recommendations for anime to keep my attention?
I’ve seen most of one piece
Nge
Bleach - meh
Naruto not shippuden
Gurren laggan
Ouran host
Aot
I don’t want to list any more but I’ve seen a lot not looking for a ton of action desu something light before bed with a good story NO SLICE OF LIFE
You are like a pleasure chemical
>>33293833>Goal post keeps movingYou sound like you're related to a Emperor.
>>33293847I’ve gooned to this many a times
>>33293842>>33293847Japanese is the most retarded language ever
>>33293847i prefer shounen maid kurokun
>>33293842Berserk
Bocchi the Rock!
Code Geass
Frieren
>>33293839I'll introduce estrogen into his body by drooling into his mouth while making out topside.
sodium vapor lamps were replaced with LEDs for the same reason that noise-cancelling headphones are now required to allow the tones of human voices to be heard more easily
you aren't allowed to have nice things
>>33293846Royal blood runs in my veins. Unfortunately, it’s been heavily diluted by with fat and failure.
>>33293842If you like mecha I can recommend you a lot of stuff. I can also rec you some older movies/short story collections.
>>33293842all atogans should be required to watch Maison Ikkoku
>>33293855I love that band
come the fuck on you fags, pay some attention to the QUESTIONS I MADE TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER
>>33293842FMA!!!
Fullmetal Alchemist.
Read the manga, then watch the 2009 one, you can go back to the 2003 one when you have the time, and watch the ending and the movie for those.
>>33293839estrogen isnt a forever chemical. they dont even know what the effects of forever chemicals are since there is no control to compare it to, since they permeate the entire biosphere. they could fix it unironically but they wont. thermonuclear war long with the death of billions of people would be the best thing that could ever happen for the earth
>>33293839Into your body, and our environment. Gullible ass consumer.
State gender, the person you fell in love and married for several years becomes one of the wealthiest, most powerful people in the world, but the recognizable person you initially fell for has slowly been replaced with a corrupt soul. Do you stay with them to support your lavish indulgences, or do you leave with the prenup giving you nothing?
(Or do you choose another option, like cheat on them on the side with someone you like and risk it?)
>>33293857Yeah im listening I’ve seen astra lost in space,
Gargantia on the verdenous planet
And some of mobile suit gundam
I’d like light robot fights but if it’s good idrc
>>33293859Oh, that's a band? Royal blood? I don't think I've heard their songs before.
women, how much do you enjoy the bend? why does it work? where should the bend go? if chad doesn't have a bend, is he still a chad?
>>33293867M, stopped reading after the first few words, i will never know love or fall in love.
Women what are your thoughts when you see these things
>>33293861Seen it was great desu it had me cry a few times love for something similar peak
>>33293872I wonder if JH could take them on?
>>33293870I don’t like the bend but ppl with the bend can make me squirt or piss myself for whatever reason
>>33293867F. If we married, I took a vow to stick with him. I'd be devastated at his changing for the worse, and certainly wouldn't indulge myself, but I wouldn't divorce.
>>33293869Yeah nobody listens to rock anymore. They're popular enough in that circle the average person has no idea who they are.
do women like The Bends? if so, which song do you like the most?
>>33293880Thought yall was talking about bendy dicks….
>>33293872Ooh bomb? Pet it. Touch the tip.
>>33293867>but the recognizable person you initially fell for has slowly been replaced with a corrupt soulF
I'll stay. I'm already a legitimately terrible person. It can't get much worse.
>>33293873Blow the house up
You're fuckin 30 dude can't you make your own decision
>>33293874idk, things that popped up in my mind immediately were Mob Psycho, Code Geass, and Death Note.
Is kill la kill or sword art online good im also looking for Recs
>>33293842Acchi Kochi or Plastic Nee-san
Maybe instead of watching animes you should all watch your weight
>>33293855SAAR I AM TOP 100% BRAHMIN SAAR YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
>>33293882we was, actually
>>33293872>300 kilotonsweak
why dont they make big nukes any more
come on its cold war II anyways now
>>33293886I’ll give psycho pass a shot
Maybe I’ve out grown anime It just can’t hold my attention I’ve seen a couple episodes of dandadan it was ok but I think it’s too over hyped
>>33293893More nukes = more shit blown up duh
>>33293885I would fucking destroy this house if I could, but half of it is my moms, and she's a retarded, narcissistic bitch
otoh, I HATE WASTING MONEY. but women require money... so, I don't know wtf to do.
guess I'll have to get over my stinginess and will have to leave this shithole if I want a gf or women to fuck
>>33293894anime has gone downhill
the entire culture of japan has become a commodity to be consumed by other countries
>>33293893Men how can I pretend i know things about war and guns and tanks to impress guys or where can I actually learn about it and Hitler
i wish there was more porn with average dicks
>>33293894I only watched season 1 of Psycho-Pass. I don't remember much, but I do remember enjoying it.
>>33293898Anything good to watch in general that isn’t slop
>>33293900i wish there were less dicks and average porn
>>33293895isnt that the point?
>>33293901not that good if you only seen one season
>>33293899you dont have to pretend to know you can just actually know
thats the great thing about reading
i learned all my gun shit from youtube and forum posts though
>>33293853Kill yourself tranny
>>33293862>they dont even know what the effects of forever chemicals are>since there is no control to compare it toMy brother in Christ, when I did my grocery shopping today I could see over the top of everyone’s head and I’m only 6’2”, I used to think I was manlet tier and lie about my height on dating apps but now everyone is a manlet wtf do you mean there is nothing to compare it to go outside bro
>>33293864>Gullible ass consumerI was genuinely asking for advice fuck you incel
>>33293904im listening :3
men would you paint your nails for your gf
>>33293906Yeah but you can blow up way more shit with a bunch of smaller nukes than a few big ones. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were squirrel farts compared to these things you could drop 2 or 3 of them on a city and completely level it if you wanted to and still have some left over to drop on actual targets like bunkers and silos and bases.
>>33293915Ok so basically shit that explodes and goes boom is cool and as long as it goes boom in a really convoluted or grandiose way it's really cool. That's basically it.
>>33293916Yeah, sounds like fun.
She needs to give me free reign on at least one finger though, I'm going to make it Ugleh.
>>33293913Tranny fellater! This moid jerks to traps! Rent free
>>33293916like at home for fun? or actually going outside?
>>33293913do you even know what i mean by "a control" god theres too many retards here
>>33293911I guess not even to impress men bc im not talking to anyone but I find it fascinating when I talk to my friends who are into those things tell me small rid bits like for example watching saving private ryan and they can tell me the names of the guns or why people wear their watch on the inside of their wrist like how do you pick that up? Also I’ve seen a few Hitler docs that are all contridicting eachother I’d like to know more about Hitler and ww2
>>33293916id have to stop biting thm but yes
ill do french nails
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>>33293899don't. if you understood how much the war-obsessed armchair faggots are just an overly loud minority you wouldn't concern yourself with knowing about that stuff. they're sitting there dry firing their guns at their desk and alt-tabbing over to wank to another kill video and would last all of 2 seconds in actual war.
>>33293924nta but this is like the one instance where it makes sense to call you a tranny
Femanon, are you the kinda girlfriend who drags her boyfriend along with her to suburban yard sales during summer weekends?
>>33293925you'd actually wear them like that. i can pick a good color for you...
>>33293900big dick coper here. I wish there was more pron of big dicks with the women taking more than 3 inches of it.
>>33293916I use to paint my nails when I was a kid because I thought it was cool.
I would like to but I have long hair so I don't want people to think I'm trans or w/e when they meet me.
>>33293927What are your thoughts on turbine vs piston engine tanks
I really want a femanon younger than me or my age to lay in bed with me so i can hug her or lay on tip of her side
>>33293842>keep my attentionGood shonen (action for men/boys). No real order given. All are very very well received and popular to some extent, so nothing special here except that they're really fucking good. Storytelling will be very solid.
1.) FMA/FMAB is a very very well told solid story that basically everyone loves. Great characters, great plot, great environment. There's like no lows.
2.) Hunter X Hunter is easily one of the greatest, whose author understands the storytelling tropes of past shonen and basically one upped them all. The 4th(?) arc is one of the most incredible works of fiction you could watch.
3.) Death Note is a cat+mouse story where the worlds greatest detective "works together" with the worlds most powerful killer, trying to catch the world's most powerful killer..
4.) One Punch Man Season 1 is just really fun action and fighting and amazing visuals, so this one ain't peak storytelling like the others might be. Not mindless violence, but really fun fighting. Anyone who likes Shonen will this.
>>33293803The point is no one wants my $20
>>33293934I don’t have a bf he left me but if I did and I seen some junk that I’d like to look at yes
>>33293927I mean, if you saw someone in a movie wearing the exact same shoe that you own would you recognize it? probably. i mean in the grand scheme of things there arent that many different models of guns to have to memorize. maybe not even a hundred of the most common ones and then you can be a sperg who can say
>hey thats a winchester model 1897when watching a movie and bother people lol
>>33293939Turbine is what planes have piston is what car have yes brain cook
>>33293872when the pic is small, it looked like the frills of a girl's skirt. I was disappointed upon learning it was not
>>33293942If you offer someone $20 they'll take the $20.
>>33293949Ok but tanks can have turbines and planes can have pistons too. What are your thoughts on these engines in ground vehicle roles.
>>33293900I've seen plenty recently
One I've rewatched a lot (not for the dick, for the free use)
https://www.tnaflix.com/big-boobs/Daddy-Fucks-His-Stepdaughter%27s-Tight-Little-Teen-Cunt-While-She%27s-On-The-Phone-Dakota-Tyler/video8721738
>That's not averageIt's not monsterous
>>33293947Remington retirement plan
>>33293952Only if there is no $100 to take
And they'll just want more
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>>33293924>tfw I could kill you by simply stomping on your head repeatedly >>33293926>attempting to mentally gymnastics yourself out of growing up and facing reality for what it is and instead creating your own custom reality that suits youTouch grass dude for your own mental health
>>33293953I don’t know that’s what im asking how do I know that
Some guy asked me what my favorite plane was and I was like i don’t have one the he showed me videos of some plane I need to be cool girl who knows about tanks and guns and planes and Hitler
>>33293916Yeah, I'd paint her nails too. It'd be a dumb fun activity
>>33293964NTA but weight to fuel efficiency ratio
How can I not be a pillow princess during sex I grip my pussy but what else am I even supposed to do besides moan
>>33293964Ok so basically just google gas turbine and reciprocating engine and compare and contrast the two. The first one spins really fast and the other one pumps up and down. It doesn't matter if it's a little over your head because you just need to say random buzzwords related to the topic and he'll be swooning.
Women, state your hobbies and how your SO, hypothetical or not, are to take part in it? In order from most enjoyable to you to least
>>33293974Cool how can I impress you now
>>33293979Ok go ahead take your newfound skills out for a spin
>>33293899Chad here, nobody wants a crazy right wing schizo gf because then that’s just a tranny trying to fit in, we want tall wide hips Disney princess stay at home personal secretary whores
>>33293868I'll throw a bunch of stuff at you then, sorry my post is so late. Maybe you can keep a list for some other time.
-gundam 0080 war in the pocket (6 ep ova. coming of age story, character-focused with some good animation)
-steam detectives (steampunk/noir show, it's fun, nothing crazy. more for younger audiences)
-the big-o (like batman but he has a giant robot and android girl sidekick, great character work, interesting worldbuilding, cool music and noir visuals)
-giant robo - the day the earth stood still
-macross plus (ova/movie, if you like top gun lol. also amazing music and animation)
-pluto (never watched the anime desu, but the manga is great. it's a re-imagining of an astro boy arc into a sort of murder mystery)
-votoms (tv show and like 5 ovas and a spinoff. this is classic real-robot, mechs are thinly-armored speedy coffins, stoic main character with an interesting past. anything by this guy ryosuke takahashi [dougram, gasaraki, flag, blue gender i think also] is going to be real robot with a mix of action and people in a room talking about scifi or religion or whatever the fuck us grain economics or whatever the dude feels like exploring)
-patlabor (tv show, ova, and 3 movies! genuinely lovable slice of life with a main underlying story, police mechs, character-focused, occasionally has some really relatable moments for adults. Also cool mechs and animation.)
random movies
-memories (1995)
-robot carnival (1987)
-vampire hunter d - bloodlust (2000)
-wicked city (1987)
-wings of honneamise (1987)
-venus wars (1989)
-ninja scroll (1993)
-crusher joe (1983, 1989) (movie and 2 ovas)
State gender. Who would your personal version of Batman answer the Riddler asking who would win a Twerking contest between Poison Ivy and Catwoman?
>>33293973Lol a peak into the window of a loveless dead bedroom
>>33293979Oh I misread. Yeah basically just say shit related to the topic and if you get things wrong don't worry and just let him correct you and nod and look interested when he does that, he loves it
>>33293986Bro stop playing Arkham Knight and get a job
>>33293963>those legsWhat the fuck dude
Go take a bath and actually wash yourself this time
Literal years of dirty crust on those knees
>>33293973If he's hitting from behind, not much I guess. Just enjoy yourself, maybe hold onto the bed railing to keep your body more stable. If his body is over yours, you can have your arms around him with some room for him to move. You can hold hands.
Looking at him, arching your back in certain positions, grab your boobs if he isn't, rub your pussy to make it feel even better for you (he's a bitch if he's offended), grab his muscles if it's appropriate, grab his head/hair if he's right over your.
It's all situation dependent. Sorta just do what makes it feel hotter for the both of ya.
honestly i wouldnt want a girl to like or care about my interests
i dont even want to like or care about my interests tbqh i wish i could just be a normalfag that likes jogging occasionally and fifa or some shit as my only "hobby"
Men there's a roach kiss it
Are anxious paranoid and fearful girls the most likely to be dirty minded
>>33293986M
Halle Berry as Catwoman? win
Any other version of Catwoman?
Poison Ivy wins
>>33293994>has never seen permanent skin damage due to shrapnel and burns beforeI’m sorry you were raised on Kraft singles as a child
Men thoughts on a gf with npd?
>>33294003Roach kun cares about you.
>>33294009Disgusting cope for having hobo crusted legs
>>33293986That's not a riddle so Batman would be free to bash his skull in
>>33293982Crazy here. Nobody wants a boring tall wide princess who watches disney because then that's just a typical woman, we want horny semen demons looking to get folded in half and their guts visibly rearranged by too much cock.
>>33294009We can't all be raised on palak paneer
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>>33293998>pajeet behind this post
>>33293998the hands are even worse than the feet somehow. I'm lucky I wasn't born a pajeet, must be rough
Either gender
Have you ever danced in the rain?
>>33293899I'm not a history buff, but if some girl tried to use knowledge of physics or science to impress me, it wouldn't. The issue is that I already know this shit - it's the things I don't know that are more interesting. It's like, do you think a scientist would rather go to a science museum, or a history one? They're gonna go to history cause they already know school science cause they went to school.
If you want a guy who likes history to like you back, one thing that is positive is if you allow him to enjoy his hobby. Being willing to "be explained" stuff, is, kinda ehh. I guess it causes more bonding, like sure definitely. But I'm not gonna fall in love with a girl just cause she keeps asking me questions about science or math. I'd rather we just do fun stuff together, like cook together, watch movies together, meet with friends together, etc. Very different from me doing the talking and her listening
>>33293977>readingread the same things, so we can yap about it together
>cookingbe excited about menu planning, come get groceries with me, cook together, enjoy the food together
>being in naturecome on walks with me, come camping with me, come spend time in nature with me
>playing vidjaplay together
>going to the gymrefine routines together, go to the gym together
>playing an instrument play together or enjoy me playing something for you
>>33294014It is a riddle if the answer is "The Audience".
Girls why did you leave (him)
>>33294022f, dancing not really but going out in the rain on purpose, yes
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>>33294013>hoboAt least I can afford to move out my moms basement dwelling NEET lol but a house poorfag
>>33294016What is that some kind of poo food kek
>>33294022are we just finding excuses to post AI vids now? ok
>>33294023I feel like your issue is that you can't come up with interesting hypotheticals or novel ideas from the stuff you already know.
My bf is a stem guy and he loves talking to me about that stuff and is always trying to test out ideas on me to see how a layman would respond to the idea in an intuitive way.
>>33294015Weird sissy hypno trans cope
In my country when a man has fucked a woman especially a younger one in her teens or so and he doesnt follow up with a proposal of some sort it appears that the man is subjected to a great amount of shame
>>33294031Wow she's really ugly for ai
>>33294034can you stop shitting up the internet with your brown posts?
I really can't tell what's AI and what's not I'm fucked
>>33294039The physics on that girl at the table are all fucked
>>33294039I'll give you a hint that first vid wasn't ai but the second one was
>>33294011One of the things I truly hate - and the list is very short - is when people think they're better than other people if it's not warranted. Like, Micheal Jordan was an asshole, but he really did earn that spot so I can't argue about it. But more often than not, any sort of high-and-mighty opinion is gonna lack real serious thought, so what happens if it's actually put to the test?
The same logic goes for people who completely refuse "bad ideas" because they too refuse to let go of their "good ideas".
I've lived and met a bunch of people who are like this and it's just tiring.
>>33294034>>33294037This is the same poster unwashed shit covered hands typed both these posts
>>33294040>anon thinks it‘s AI just because the boobs did not jiggle how he thinks boobs jiggle nta but ok
>>33294022she has a cute butt, and everything else, I didn't read your question
>>33294044>has never seen a pair of tits irl in his life
>>33294039Look at the spoon in this post
>>33294031 and you'll notice it
>>33294044It wasn't about the boobs, I was looking at the wind in her hair. It doesn't look like it's coming from any coherent source.
Also I am not a man.
>>33294047I have two attached to my chest and if I move as slow as she does and sit down carefully they don‘t jiggle either, and you can see them jiggle very slightly - exactly how boobs would behave with that kind of movement
>>33293989What is your favorite tank and how old are you im 23 and not a troon
Should I just give up on dating?
>>33294048there is nothing wrong with the spoon, it‘s placed on a saucer, that upper portion is the shaded indentation for the cup, not part of the spoon
>>33294039I hope I don't get banned for this one but for the greater good I will risk it: this is an example of REAL so you can see the difference from the obviously AI ones
>>33294025I only will listen to her play the jug or her legs. Nothing else
>>33294033Indians being addicted to sissy hypno babecock porn has to be both one of the most funniest and seemingly most terrifying things since they discovered the internet
>>33294013>>33294021he posted his hand once. his fingers are peeling and crusted with shit and filth.
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/32186973/#q32189776
>>33294031Pretty sure that vid is older than any of the ai technology that could create it
>>33294049wdym from now where? she is sitting outside and it‘s always coming from the same direction
why are you just making stuff up? lol
>>33294058Oooo that's fucking rough
>>33294059>confirms that he is brown
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>>33294050Okay autistic retard lol
>>33294061Just looks like a glitched out game or something.
I could be wrong. Sorry it wasn't a gotcha about boobs or whatever you wanted it to be.
>>33294063oh yeah. women are done
>>33294066I just don‘t like people acting like they can tell something is AI when it would be insane next level AI to be like this and there are zero indicators that it is AI. You‘re scaring the hoes for no reason.
>>33293985Thank you anon im screen shotting yhjs
>>33294058>has never worked a real job a day in his life I cannot fathom someone being this obsessed with a stranger over the internet lmao
>>33294063>want women>women don't want us anymore>have to build this shit insteadcan we switch to another timeline
>>33294051I would say the t14 but idk if you'd count that cause it's never been used in combat. Maybe the Leo 2a6 because it looks cool and my country uses it. I'm 20.
If I made a discord would you guys join we can do ask the opposite gender in there it would be so f un
>>33294058Lmao someone post the gym pic
>>33294064>Scandinavia is brown>Russia is brown>Germany is brown>The UK is brownEveryone is brown
>>33294075How tell me more 20 year old what is your country
>>33294063for example, this one is very clearly AI
look at the weirdly abrupt movements, the out of context overly exaggerated facial expressions, the nonsense writing (you can tell it‘s trying to make it look like letters but failing since it recognizes them as shapes, not symbols with meaning), the just a bit too clean and smooth vibe of the vid etc
>>33294076>discordno I will not support your tranny groomer operation now begone
>>33294071hi newfriend.
just in case you didn't know: there are some really obsessive schizos in these general... they've been here for years. do NOT give them any sort of personal information.
>>33294076It would descend into hell so fast
>>33294076I like being outside and doing normie things sorry anon
>>33294069No hoes have been scared And you need to pull those panties out your ass
>>33294032If you're talking about "duck typing", then no, it's pretty common to spend time testing out new ideas, but if I were to talk about it to another person, it's gonna be with someone with my similar knowledge. Without these people, most of us already know how to troubleshoot without saying it out loud - if anything, it's way way way faster to have a personal discussion with myself and dissect an issue than having to describe it to a layman.
Also depends on the type of ideas of course. For example, nobody truly knows when a song or art they make is good until they share it with others. Or how nobody truly knows how hard a math problem is they created until they give it to someone else. When you say your bf "tests out ideas" in this sort of way, ok sure. But me trying to describe to you how i'm trying to figure out how to prove two spaces are isomorphic as a way of duck typing is not at all gonna help me, compared to me just thinking on my own or asking a friend doing the same thing. Most people just dont have the same education in the same areas
>>33294082I had no idea fren thank you for this information have a nice day!
>>33294076There already is a discord server
>>33294085>>33294039this hoe has been scared
>>33294087I meant rubberducking, sorry im dum
>>33294079Oooo canadaaaa
Anyways we used to use the 2a4s but we bought a bunch from Denmark or something and now we have the 2a6s as our main mbts. Idk how many of them are in actual operational condition because our military is severely underfunded and understaffed but that's how it is.
And the t14 has issues of its own own you like to hear about that.
>>33294080That one looks like it's "assisted", I think. It's too good to be scratch-generated, yet.
The guy in the video must have acted it out with his girlfriend cosplaying as a robot and prompted the AI to replace her with that.
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>>33294081I have a pussy nigger
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>>33294063focus on the tablet in the hand of the guy in the background, it glitches
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>>33294083Incels cannot be trusted with social pair bonding and relationship management
>>33294097Dont post that. Jesus
>>33294080>for example, this one is very clearly AIperfectly accurate reflections in the metal, coherence of moving objects behind other objects in the background, flawless hands
it's actually real.
now THIS video is actually AI. weird jerky movements, lack of understanding momentum, and women would never behave like this.
>>33294096yeah, it‘s probably also edited to get rid of more obvious glitches like pupils or fingers, but still noticeable
>>33294095I think I’ve heard of t14s a bit but go on im interested in listening :)
>>33294101>webmfucking kek
>>33294031Her name is Milanda Moore and she's real
>>33294101I think they are just on drugs anon
>gf and I have breakup after 5 years
>rent house together and stuck in lease for another year >agree to fwbs without talking to others
>make goals to fix all the problems and clear air
>becoming more emotional as the time comes up for lease to end
>not sure if shes even bein honest or opening up
>waiting for the rug pull
Wdyd about the emotions? Hiding it is hard and I don't want her to get bitchy if I bring any of this up
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>>33294097Looks like the fish from shark tale lol
>>33294076Guaranteed it would not turn out well. Discords work when you got common topics of enjoyment. All we got here are people with issues (no judging). Half of the people will hate the other half anyway.
>>33294110Give me a sec I will make
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>>33294101Fucking lol
>>33294108Ian phenotype post
>>33294108how about fucking TALK TO EACH OTHER HONESTLY
holy shit, you can‘t even do that after 6 years?
>>33294087You seem boring to talk to
>>33294108>fwbsfuck her like you're using a toy and keep your emotions closed up tight. make her play her hand if she has one. showing any weakness is a loss. game theory.
t. a bro
>>33294103Ok so basically they're having procurement issues and this extends to basically all of their latest gen vehicles but the tanks are expensive and I think the electronics are also a pain in the ass. Also a few of them broke down during parades so they either have reliability issues or aren't even ready for combat. Anyways the cool shit about it is that is has a remote turret, usually the gunner and commander and sometimes a loader sit in there but they made it all robotic and crammed the crew into the hull for survivability. It also has a built in toilet which no other tank has. Are you getting all this isn't it fascinating.
>>33294107Goddamn I miss doing drugs with cheap Asian hookers
>>33294115I have autism and can't tell desu
>>33294121Why just use her if I love her?
>>33294126>using the autism excuse to not act like an adult no wonder it did not work out lol
>>33294116If you reread your responses, you're not exactly giving off the idea that you're the type of a person someone in STEM would want to "test out ideas". Like, I could easily respond with something similar, like
>You seem like you're a bad carpenter.You're not exactly giving much
Okay join discord we will be friends XD https://discord.gg/TUmxcfxz
>>33294126>Why just use her if I love her?because, you doorknob, she's throwing away 5 years on you. treat her like the piece of meat she's decided to be. she knows what she's doing. do NOT let her have it both ways. if you cave she'll have extracted everything she wants from you AND seals your fate that she'll leave you.
listen to me and you'll come out with your dignity, if she leaves or stays
33294131
>everyone tells you no
>does it anyway
tranny groomer confirmed. just another sexpredator
>>33294136It’s BlueValkyrie
>listening to advice from 4chan
I did this and ruined my relationship
though I gotta admit I was hard-headed on leaving her, so it was my bad.
>>33294137Doesn't she already have a dead discord?
>>33294138lol, what did you do?
>entjeet made a discord so he can try to dox ppl
>>33294131thats not a new server you tranny
>>33294141yeah it was given away when he tried to frame it as potential skankpuss just now
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>>33294054>>33294063At this rate I'll be able to direct and create my very own custom 25 minute hentai episodes.
Ladies,
Could you be won over by an ex that you still love but for some reason it just didn't work out? Would playing a song that you might like on the guitar and singing it for you win you over?
>>33293973It's over.
Though you calling yourself "pillow princess" made my dick twtich a bit
>>33294148>Could you be won over by an ex that you still love but for some reason it just didn't work out? potentially
>Would playing a song that you might like on the guitar and singing it for you win you over?uh wtf, no? changing what made it not work would, do you think life is some cheesy cringe anime or what?
>>33294140>>33294142it's a long story and I'm falling asleep
but the tl;dr is that I asked this board and some people told me to break up with her, and I did that. then some people told me to stop talking to her and I told her I needed to stop talking to her
then I realized I made lots of mistakes because I had no experience and listened to some people in this board, but it was too late
I miss having a boyfriend so much there’s no point to being alive if you’re not loving somebody
>>33294152that's what you deserve for losing your bf
good luck baiting another man into that cave
>>33294151It’s normal to feel regret when breaking up with someone. It’s just a part of the grief but you wanted to leave her, 4chan didnt make you feel that feeling
>>33294152Other people are the most valuable thing in this world.
>>33294155Can’t
>>33294156Youre the only anon who understands me
>>33294159seriously, how did you lose him. be HONEST
>>33294158Indeed they are
>>33294162I was evil to him and when he couldn’t take it anymore he left
>>33294166What did you do
>>33294164I had my chance and I ruined it
What jobs have the most high school girls?
>>33294151>>33294152CUPID SHOT
>--------> >anon in 24 hrs8====0~~ ~,_
>>33294152You should just get back to sharing a man with 10 other women.
Those of you that use discord should consider joining the server. It's a sandbox.
>>33294171high school teacher
>>33294167I lied a lot. It probably would’ve been less offensive if I had just beaten him
>>33294173I will never have sex
>>33294170You'll have another other one how old are you
I want to find a high school gf and funnel all my money into her
>>33294176What kinds of things did you like about, were they some kind of egregious offenses
>>33294179that will give her a yeast infection
>>33294174I see there's a porn channel
>>33294146But what sort of porn...
>>33294176>I will never have sexNo, but you can "date" him when he's not busy with the others.
>>33294183all the channels are empty
>>33294131Pajeet discord?
>>33294183Its actually been removed but I'm sure if you get enough signatures it could be brought back
>>33294176You had a bf but didn't fuck him, wth
are we moving to this chicks discord now?
>>33294192sure, for about two hours
>>33294192everyone is moving to the discord now
>>33294192Yeah you can all move and it'll be comfy here.
>>3329417728
>>33294180I lied about what I liked what I did what I said and what I knew
>>33294184What’s the point of that
>>33294194Can you repost link it won’t work
How do I know when it's time to kill myself this is urgent
>>33294146honestly this entire list is funny af. Not joining though
>>33294131This is how your organs become available on the black market
>>33294201When it feels right
>>33294201killing yo self is for trannies
u a tranny?
>>33294201How over is it?
>>33294198decades schizo?
>>33294198Why did you lie about all that
>>33294207Things are going ok but it's mentally over.
I've finally accepted that im an irredeemable piece of human garbage.
https://discord.gg/meZmRcMq
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
I feel that between Onlyfans and vtubing, I was born the wrong sex. I sometimes watch Kirsche for the clown world articles but I have to watch the clips, her streams are unwatchable with people throwing $100s at her every couple minutes. I hear that damn slaves song in my sleep.
I feel like life would be much easier if I'd been born an above average (or even average) looking woman. People would notice me and I'd definitely have more money to put towards the hobbies which make me happy. But then I likely wouldn't have the same appreciation and dedication to those hobbies. I'd probably like collecting plushies or something instead. Anyway, I could just get easy money and attention
Well, if my gf and I don’t get back together, where the hell do people even meet each other? I have no friends, I already graduated school, and my work colleagues are ugly nerds or are way older than me
>>33294198>what I knewlol did you say you had 10 years experience as a manager but HR found out you've only been a burger flipper?
>>33294213She tied you to her kitchen chair
She broke your throne and she cut your hair
>>33294208nta
Been a while since we last heard from her, wonder how shes doing
>>33294210First it was to make him like me. Then I realized what I had done and I started doing it to make him hate him to balance it out
>>33294219The holy or the broken, hallelujah
>>33294215You can literally vtube as a girl and use an ai voice changer. Your gender has nothing to do with it.
Also, its 2025. You can be a woman now if you want. We have the science.
>>33294211It’s not time yet then
>>33294212I clicked this link and it’s just trannies trying to get me to switch sides
>>33294221You... Didn't want him to like you?
State gender, and who are the real people you watch? So like on youtube, twitch, reality tv, wtv
>>33294218Yea
>>33294227No. But he never liked me he just liked the lies
>>33294215The funny part is that you can buy a mansion in LA from vtubing as a morbidly obese woman, so long as you don't speak like a fat person.
>>33294226Damn, what sort of war is this, they forcing you to choose a Sub or Top role after joining?
>>33294228f
nobody, who the hell does that lol
I'm not touching that shit, nigga
>>33294213>>33294219>>33294222nta
what the fuck is this song even about
>>33294237why are you so scared lol
Would you like to talk about Nazi Germany?
I think I have fundamentally bad taste in men and I don’t really know what to do about that.
>>33294238alignment and temptation
>>33294229should've kept up the lies then
>oh of course I think your dick is big enough. Can you pull up your pants now please?
>>33294242And I have a "bad taste" in women but that's the way it is! Why change? Just enjoy the ride
>>33294215> I feel that between Onlyfans and vtubing, I was born the wrong sex.There’s a solution for this….
>>33294246Who is "She" and whos hair is "She" cutting, is it samson?
>alignment and temptationexplain
>>33294235Youtube has been big since like 2010, twitch like 2012, and reality tv, idk, since like Oj simpson actually?
Public service announcement:
My girlfriend only listened to Lana del Rey for like 2 weeks before breaking up with me. Keep your eyes and ears open everyone, take care
>>33294241no, I‘ve already left that phase behind me for this year
ask me again in 2026
>>33294252That’s so real of her
>>33294241uhhh, -_- what side are you on...
>>33294252No one gives a fuck
I've been masturbating for the past two hours because im numb and I have a headache because I stayed up too late
>>33294252based, did you listen to the signs or did you ignore it until she broke up with you?
I bet if you pulled the trigger first and tried breaking up with her she'd still be with you
>>33294250she is temptation that lures you in then drains your strength, yes in this metaphor it‘s delilah cutting samsons hair
>alignmentthe secret chore, it goes this this this, pleased the lord, the hallelujah is the resonance, the alignment, much like om, it means praised be the lord
it‘s about how walking the straight path aligns you with the melody and not let temptation turn you into a cold and broken prayer
>>33294213THIS SONG MAKES ME SO SAD I HATE IT
>>33294261then stop watching degenerate porn
>>33294257First 3 letters of your name?
>>33294258I had a feeling like it was when I heard that shit being played. I should’ve acted first but oh well, you live and learn I guess
>>33294215If you want to be a woman be a woman. It’s only partly difficult explaining to your family how you got the new house, car and no debt in sight at 21
>>33294262WHAT DOES THAT HAV ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT
>>33294248That doesn’t sound enjoyable
>>33294267>>33294224>>33294249But I like being a man, I'm just too rational to not realise the obvious advantages
>>33294279Nymous silly you got it wrong
>>33294278OTL
Page 10, we were so close
>>33294278>>33294281Faq poster really is a plague to these threads.
>>33294270WELL I DONT KNOW OMG
>>33294228F
Jenny Nicholson
Burback
Drew Gooden
Any Austin
Micheal Reeves
NakeyJakey
>>33293233yeah yeah thats what they all say fag boi
>>33293742she clearly can't handle the worry, you have to help her handle it, but if she can't, then I guess its her or the money.
>>33293709you don't want to belong to your lover? its nice y'know. Getting called names like whore in the bedroom is just a compliment, he's basically saying you're really hot, and for serving him. Its not to degrade you, the fact that its normally an insult only exaggerates the compliment. you're not *a* toy, you're *his* toy, for him to enjoy, and thats the way both men and women like it. you're not just a toy, you're also someone he really likes a lot.
women have a lot of heart troubles, and men have a lot of penis troubles, don't act like you never give him a hard time with your nonsense, you can cut him some slack down there.
>>33293664How heavy are you
>>33294022Not for a long while. Played around in baseball field mud. Ran with a flood river down the street to find the blockage.
>>33294065>align tankHad to google that. Is lululemon really meta? I thought they hated busty women?
>>33294031if you cant recognize ai you shouldnt be able to vote
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