Thread 33309858

Old >>33307648

First for I hate women a little less today as I am focused on my health problems

>>33309782
this is a woman telling you to settle guys just so we're clear

Second for suicide ideation

>>33309872
cringe in all fields

>>33309825
M, I was in the scouts when I was younger and did good old DofE (bong anons know). I've also been on a couple of seaside camping holidays that involved a lot of walking.
I think for the experience it's good. It's always good to connect with nature and practice some skills and fitness and see what you're able to contend with.
But I wouldn't do it again readily, it's not something that I'd ever go out of my way to do for fun lol. Give me a nice place to stay where I can keep my things in a suitcase. Give me a ride or bus/tram to the beach and to the forest where I can explore with people and we can have a picnic and explore and swim and chill
I just think, life's too short to do stuff that is boring or a slog, and backpacking/hiking doesn't appeal to me. Fair play to the crazies who actually enjoy it though

>>33309858 (OP)
Do women give a shit how muscular your legs are or do they just not want you to have chicken legs?

>>33309877
the second, although if your aesthetic is lithe then skinny legs can look right too

Do you think I'll ever find a women who prefers dicks under 6inches?

>>33309879
maybe if you go back to ancient greece

>>33309877
Definitely the latter. I don't think most women care much about muscles at all desu unless they're into fitness themselves or have a type. Just don't be fat or too skinny really, your frame/build is more important, and also your overall proportions (so e.g. if your upper body is quite muscular then it can look a bit goofy if you skip leg day; if you're overall quite slim then it matters less).
I've been complimented on my legs/thigh muscles before in the past by only by women who were clearly quite active and cared about that sort of thing, and those aren't the sort of women I'd be compatible with anyway, so it's pretty irrelevant in terms of dating desu

>>33309882
Desperation

>>33309882
maybe I knew it was a stupid idea and did it anyways

>>33309782
I don't care that much about looks, but I don't want to create dysgenic looking children who are going to have a hard time.

>>33309885
sounds jaded

>>33309879
even if you did, your obsessive pathetic insecurity would never let you believe her when she told you, and you would sabotage the moment

State gender and the first thing you did after losing your virginity if applicable aside from put clothes on and leave wherever it happened
M
Watch Dilbert 3 by Cboyardee

>>33309891
I am so tired of insecure people, nothing more immature and insufferable

>>33309893
F, go to the circus
symbolically ironic

>>33309894
yeah i hate whiny bitch boys

>>33309889
And?

>>33309896
>wah wah wah, I am miserable unless everything is EXACTLY how I want it to be and I will most definitely make it your problem too
so tiring

>>33309893
Realize it was a huge mistake.

>>33309897
thats cringe

State gender, post the first horny thing that comes to mind, go

>>33309902
f, penis

>>33309898
they are so insecure and untrusting that even if everything was perfect for them, they would complain and accuse the other person of being dishonest or a liar

>>33309905
There is truly nothing of worth to be found in such a person, all they do is drag you down. Alright, thats enough complaining

>>33309902
M
handjob

>>33309903
PINGAS
>>33309907
Maybe she can help you out: >>33309903

Fixed my fan

>>33309910
was it your only fan?

>>33309912
Haha

>>33309902
F
I desperately want to become pregnant.

>>33309910
cool. what was rong with it

>Gender
>Would you like to have a sex slave?

>>33309917
F
No. I'd like to be the sex slave.

>>33309916
Wasn’t blowing air. I shook it a bit and it’s doing that now. Kinda needed cuz it’ll be 30 degrees Celsius when I sleep

>>33309902
F. Nobody is on campus today, so I could literally get completely naked and fuck myself all day in my office.

>>33309902
M
picrel

>>33309917
f, no

>>33309917
M
No.

>>33309891
>>33309894
You think I'm not tired either!? Honestly fuck you. You have no fucking idea what it's like

>>33309917
F. Too much responsibility to take care of someone who doesn't want to be taken care of, let alone one who is being used against his will. So no.

>>33309902
M
Idk, boobs or something
But really, the boobs of my crush and I can only get a crush on a girl who can think and has good humor and no malice and stimulates my brain

>>33309902
I got nothing

>>33309918
Why do you want to be the sex slave?

M
how do i lose my sub kink and be normal

>>33309929
For me, I just moved away from my parents, talked to women and it went away

>>33309929
Use the "no" or "stop" method when you get thoughts about femdom, use those words and your mind shuts it down.

>>33309929
>how do i lose my sub kink
Embrace your true feelings.

>>33309930
Why would you want to talk to women

>>33309928
I want to be valuable enough to be kept somewhere nobody else can reach me. I want to be degraded and diminished down to my sexual value. To be picked up and to fulfill his sexual needs.

>>33309934
Sounds like you're in a moment of crisis. Re-evaluate maybe, have a little self respect or a nap.

>>33309934
Do you think some life experiences made you want all that?

>>33309935
Nah, I'm just into kinky shit.
It would never be a literal slave scenario.

Ah, looks like it's shift change again for atoga

>>33309935
nta, can't a girl enjoy her fetishes in peace

>>33309932
oh yeah? and where has that gotten you makimaposter.

>>33309933
Because I need to convince them to do FFM

>>33309936
Oh I'm well aware of it.

>>33309937
I bet, hun.
>>33309939
Not without judgement or concern.

>>33309938
Thank god, thread sucks without Americans

>took a nap
>had a nightmare where I was on the couch with a fat girl and she was kissing me

>>33309917
f, absolutely not

>>33309938
How can you tell?

>>33309924
yeah women have never battled insecurity. you are so unique and different bro, no one could possibly understand your pain except the incel forums that have the explicit purpose of making you feel bad

>>33309943
That's fair. But I'm okay! In therapy, medicated, etc.

>>33309942
But I am not aware of it. I wanna hear them, that's why I asked

>>33309941
Degrading them is a tolerable use

>>33309924
I know exactly what it‘s like from experience. Which is why I know how immature it is. Being so self obsessed and disintegrating whenever something is not exactly how you want it to be is one of the most disgusting character traits one can possibly have. Grow up.

>>33309952
How does the FFM degrade them?

>>33309940
I will obtain my dream.

>>33309917
M. Maybe a bit of roleplay. But I'm too sappy to take it seriously.

>>33309934
nta relatable but in a nonslave way. like i would rather be a cherished pet kind of (no furry)

>>33309954
Idk, it doesn’t, obviously sex is just rubbing body bits together and nothing else

>>33309955
Stupidity is doing the same thing again and again, expecting different results

>>33309951
Oh.
Molested as a child (found that one out only recently) by family members, sexually assaulted growing up, and once again later in life. Then many years of being emotionally shunned, bullied until I left school, the whole thing. I think shame specifically triggers a sexual response in me.

>>33309917
Maybe as a roleplay thing once in a blue moon but I'd rather have mostly a normal relationship

>>33309910
Congrats anon <3
>>33309917
M, I'd rather be one
>>33309920
Hot, what's stopping you?
>>33309921
Makina bro strikes again
>>33309945
She wasn't a cute fat girl then? RIP

>>33309957
based
Honestly, the goal really is to have someone make you feel like that without ever having to play out the slave rp anyway.

>>33309955
Well i feel like its only holding me back. If i was through and through a dom i would be able to asks chicks out because of the way i would see myself in relation to them
i feel like my sub problem is closely tied to my low self esteem and feelings of inferiority
or maybe even if i did fix that id still want a chick to tie me up and give me a bj idk. either way i wish i was normal

State gender

Are some of these realistic reactions to not telling your girlfriend you love her
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPWXhABh_iE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DXcw1hNi3Qg

>>33309963
yeah i basically do this with my bf. he takes care of me and spoils me and i give it up without question at any time

>>33309960
I think you can move past it and not let it define you, especially since the conditions which caused you harm are no longer around

>>33309966
Happy for you anon

>>33309938
Shift change? I'm here 24/7
>>33309965
I refuse to believe that any man who makes TikToks isn't a raging homosexual

>>33309965
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPWXhABh_iE
>first video
I do that :3

>>33309950
You need a little soul searching sans the therapist that will coddle you. Maybe telling yourself that your value is above being used as a human cum receptacle and "thing" to be fucked and discarded of. Had to do some myself. Happens. To be clear, I don't believe I'm above you by any stretch. I just don't post about my own issues with degradation manifested in horny contexts

>>33309965
M
I see anything on TikTok and assume it's staged for views unless it's on the street.

>>33309965
M
idk, never had a gf

>>33309973
why would it be any less staged on the streets? those always seem the most staged

>>33309960
Strange how a woman can go through all this and still have a normal life trajectory by virtue of being a vagina haver

>>33309965
Also
>reaction
Totally not staged, normal interactions
This trite is so creatively bankrupt I honestly feel bad for these people

>>33309977
Eh, it's sink or swim for both m and f.

>>33309977
i dont see how thats true, given the fact that she's here and not in the online normiesphere
and she also wants to be a sex slave, not very normal to me tbqh

I'm a guy, and I have a female coworker. We're friendly, but we're not really "friends". We chat every now and then, but we've never hung out outside of work. She has a boyfriend and I am not into her in that way.
I'm going to an event next week that I think she might be interested in. Would it be weird if I told her about it? I'm worried she might think I'm asking her out.

>>33309966
absolutely based. wishing the best for you two <3
>>33309968
I know I can, but might take another decade. I'm already doing pretty well, and I came a long way since.
To me, using bdsm this way has been more freeing than anything.
... The irony has dawned on me that wanting to be tied up and roughed doesn't exactly go with "freeing".
With this said, it's only really fun when it's in a controlled environment and with someone I can trust.

>>33309966
Based

>>33309971
Do what exactly

>>33309962
>what's stopping you?
The security guard is technically still around.

>>33309981
Include her bf. Just default to that.

>>33309979
Not at all
>>33309980
The likelihood she has a normal social circle and opposite gender relations is much higher than a man version of those traumas

>>33309981
yeah thats weird

>>33309977
op here
It wasn't because I have a vagina that I got better anon, I just stopped being a little bitch and had to come to terms that the world doesn't care if I live or die, so I have to care for me myself.

>>33309982
Darlin, I wouldn't trust a single one of those disgusting, subhuman assholes in the BDSM community to even look at my body.

>>33309990
I’m sure you think that

>>33309990
its pointless to try and reason with the females cant have any problems trannies

I had such a weird dream about my ex and I don’t know how to feel

Both genders,
How often do you expect sex in a relationship?

>>33309995
what happened

>>33309995
[unsubscribe from sob blog]

>>33309988
nta women who've been abused are more likely to be abused again so idk whats "normal" about that - you might be thinking "common"

>>33309977
Normal-vs-abnormal life trajectory looks different for men and women

>>33309996
f, expecting sex is disgusting

Women do small penises feel good at all? Like 6 inch dick. Is it good or is it like whatever I'll just get myself off with my hand?

>>33309996
M
never been in one so im just guessing, but at least a few times a month seems bearable

>>33309993
Well, it happens often enough in women where it's just understood that you get to be with the busted girls crowd and work retail or call center jobs, or hang out with Becky and Stacy in marketing or HR.
Or just opt out, because having other woman friends is like requesting betrayal by name. NTA

>>33309992
And you shouldn't. However, I am also a subhuman degenerate myself.

>>33309996
Every day or every 2 days.

>>33310002
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>>33309987
I've never met him, I only know he exists because she mentioned him in passing a couple times.
>>33309989
okay nevermind

>>33310002
6 inches isnt small
you woe-is-me-please-pity-me-im-so-insecure-and-pathetic ass faggot

>>33309996
2-3x a week would be nice, but more often if he's actually putting out.
F

>>33309996
M. At least once every two weeks. Life can get in the way. At least once a week if living together.

>>33309999
Ok
>>33310000
Yes, women’s floors are way higher than men’s

>>33309996
f, i don't expect it at all. i have sex w my bf almost daily but it's never an expectation for us.

>>33310001
Why? If you're his gf/wife, you have a duty to give him sex when he is horny.

>>33309996
F. I'd like it as often as possible. Realistically, I hope for once a day when we hang out.

>>33309981
I guess you could ask in a casual way and say it would be cool to go with a friend or something, just indicate that you just wanna go as buds
What kind of event is it?
>>33309986
Five night at JH's...
Well maybe not worth the risk then kek but you could go staff bathroom?

>>33310015
try your lame bait on someone else

>>33310009
Oh, fuck off. It's not small, you're just a porn-brained dumbass that obsesses with looking at sizequeen posts.

>>33309959
>Stupidity is doing the same thing again and again, expecting different results
I will get a girlfriend, and she will choke me.

>>33310017
>What kind of event is it?
concert.

>>33310001
honestly yeah
i dont even like to think about sex with the girl im dating tbqh
sex is ugly and evil

>>33309996
M, I mean I'm a virgin but I wouldn't "expect" it in any instance, should just be something that organically happens when you spend more time together no?

>>33310017
Masturbating in bathrooms is much less comfortable than my nice-smelling office.

>>33310015
nta but this attitude has resulted in countless dead bedrooms. nothing less sexy than making sex into a chore or duty to be fulfilled

>>33310024
leave me out of your cringe, sex is neither of those things, but degrading it to a demand and a chore is pathetic

>>33309997
In the dream his dick fell off and I kept it and it was still fleshy and living but hollow inside and he had a clit left over like he shed it and I was trying to hide it so I could mold it or something
And then some other stuff happened
>>33309998
Too bad

>>33309996
M
5 times a week.

>>33310020
and youre a bitch.
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>>33310022
OK well maybe just say it would be fun to go with friends but your other friends can't make it or something
>>33310027
Does your office not have a lock? Or can you not like sit behind the desk so it's easy to hide from the guard?
Idk I doubt he would give a shit even if he did catch you lol

God damn I hate myself

>>33310038
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>new Half in the bag
Finally, these lazy hackfrauds!

Women why don't you have sympathy for men with obvious body disphoria? Do you only care when women have it?

>>33310038
Real
What are you doing to hate yourself less?

>>33310042
Ok, then don’t respond next time

>>33310046
>males
>sympathy

>>33309996
M
honestly i would be fine dating an asexual at this point

gender and why you cant diary post in gioyc instead of here?

>>33310048
fuck off to gioyc

>>33310046
I do, and then they fucking ignore me. So what else do you do?

>>33310046
people that love wallowing in self pity are not my problem, regardless of gender

>>33310009
6 inches isn't small in the sense 5'9'' technically isn't short but in reality it is

>>33310051
>>33310053
Bc idgaf

>>33310054
they TELL you about their insecurities? lol thats a mistake

Girls, what can I do about my penis? I know 7 inches could never satisfy a woman and that's why everytime I have a crush, she prefers other men (like her bf). What can I do?

>>33310046
i dont care when anyone has it, i regularly flame the idiot femanon ed-posters as well. when the fuck did this forum become your personal therapist and self help group

>>33310009
It's average

>>33310059
Use one of those pumps to grow it to 8 inches

>>33310056
>reality AKA twitter ragebait and /fit/

>>33310047
Kinda just consumed by it rn

Yeah hi I have a 12 inch penis but the girl I like is a farm girl in West Virginia who only has sex with horses that have anywhere from 2 to 10 inches more than mine, how do I cope with this and is there still a chance to win her over.
State gender

>>33310037
I honestly feel safer masturbating in my office when it's busy and people are doing stuff than when I'm alone with one armed guy on campus who could be bored and check up on me. Is that fucked up?

>>33310056
just kys already bro, it's over, your 6inch dick will ruin your life

>>33309902
M bouncing tits

>>33310070
yeah

>>33309996
I don't "expect" sex. Gauging an appropriate interval in between sex is difficult as my preference is 3-4 times a day, which is ridiculous, and the longest actual gap was 3-4 years, which is ridiculous. I think 3-4 times a week is fair.

>>33310068
Sorry anon, I've been there
Try to do little things to get out of your head a bit if you can. Take a shower, make some food, go for a walk, play with a pet, draw something or whatever. Appreciate that your sense of self is disorted and we're all just human.

Is it bad if I still jerk off to things she said to me several months ago? Like how much she desired me and how much she wanted me.
I feel like instead of being able to let go, I get more and more... attached, for the lack of a better word. Chasing something that is over.

>>33310079
>Is it bad
no

>>33310070
I can understand that desu, when it's busier and noisier and people are distracted
Still you finish work at noon most days right? Might as well wait til you get home right lol

>>33310079
yeah, sounds cringe
what did she say?

>>33310002
I'm curious too. I know the most popular dildo size for women is 7'' but maybe real penises make it up with warmth and such?

>>33310056
>I can't buy a speedboat for my summer home, I'm so poor!
Do tell.

>>33310082
Things like she want me to creampie her.

>>33310079
Is there a reason why you can't get back together? Was she the one who ended it?

>>33310086
how did you go from that to breaking up?

Girls what would you do if your bf wanted to jerk off to big dick solo?

>>33310077
Thanks man

>>33310089
ask why he is gay

>>33309920
M I did that but never with the blinds open. If it were during the school year, the desk assistant would see right into my office without the blinds closed.

>>33310075
It just feels like I'm less likely to get in trouble, and if I do, I'm less likely to be physically harmed if there are people around.
>>33310081
Yeh, but I'm bored and I can't think of a good question to ask ITT to keep me occupied.

>>33310037
>OK well maybe just say it would be fun to go with friends but your other friends can't make it or something
It's not even like I'm looking for a companion to go with. It's literally just, this is something she'd probably enjoy, so I feel like I should tell her about it. Is that weird?

>>33310058
Why? I tell them about mine too. I'm sorry you have no reliably not shitty female friends or partners

>>33310092
He is not. He just likes other mens dicks

>>33309965
I remember the car one that went viral. That was probably real but then couples started farming it.

>>33310055
>people that love wallowing in self pity are not my problem, regardless of gender
This.

>>33310046
There's having body dysmorphia and then there's spending your time on earth trying to get others to reinforce your dysmorphia instead of resist it.

Grils what if your bf want to jerk off next to you while you masturbate too

>>33310095
nta but you can just tell her about the event without asking if she wants to go, if she seems interested you can say you plan to go and if she still seems eager, you can ask if she would be interested to go together

>>33310093
The door to my office only has one, thin vertical window. I have something to cover it, but technically I'm not supposed to do that. During normal hours, nobody has time to care and just assumes I'm eating or zooming or whatever. That's what I think when I see other people do the same, at least.

>>33310088
The easiest and fastest way to explain it is probably by just saying "LDR".

>>33310100
Didn’t know you were a woman

>>33310098
sounds pretty gay to me

>>33310102
sounds fun

>>33310102
Hot, mutual masturbation is fun.

>>33310085
6in is pretty much the average, just like 5'9''. But in our current world anything that isn't above average is below average so it's a small dick just like how we call 5'9'' guys manlets.

>>33310102
eh, can be alright I guess

>>33310107
No because he doesn't like other men

>>33310099
Found it. She's fucking crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gO4VdNHGegw

>>33310105
so she just said that and you never actually creampied her?

>>33310096
i do but im not going to tell them about that
what good would it do
it only gives them stress and it isnt cathartic to me at all

>>33309902
M
Doesn't work right when you post an image.
My first thought was a cute petite girl with purple hair naked under an oversized white dress shirt.

>>33310116
pedo post

>>33310110
>"our current world"
>4chan is real life

Women, is this real?

men, I need advice.
>2yrs ago
>man pursues me
>not in a good mental space so i turn him down
>continues to aggressively pursue me
>have a casual fling that ends in flames 1 year ago
>haven't spoken since
>now in a new relationship
>dm request from old fling
>deny it
>second dm request

I am really happy with my bf... the fling and I were not compatible and fought constantly. Why would he try to get in contact with me again? Is there any reason other than sex?

>>33310114
L o l
Was probably fucking someone on the side or at minimum farming attention with the same hornytalk and pussy pics she sent him
Cuck.

>>33310122
>Is there any reason other than sex?
No.

>>33310115
You're looking for catharsis here though, no?

>>33310122
It's an ego thing for him. Another man picked up his old toy and now he wants to "mark" you.

>>33310122
Maybe he actually liked you and still does

>>33310046
I don't care when women have it. Sad but they often do stupid shit to make it worse for everyone, like reinforce makeup and filter use.
It feels cathartic when men have it considering they've been calling me fat and ugly since age 8. Men are too short and Norwood is coming and they deserve to feel as disgusting and unworthy as I have felt.

>>33310125
I feel kind of bad rejecting the request twice, but I have no intentions of cheating or doing anything that would hurt my boyfriend so yeah.

>>33310122
He wants sexo

>>33310119
I can tell you're not 5'9'' because there's no way you're that height and haven't been called short in many occasions.

>>33310114
It was everything she was into, but obviously when I'm horny I think of the sexual things we exchanged.

I'm going to watch some bodycam footage on youtube to get my mind off of it...

>>33310126
well yeah i guess so
it still feels shitty and pathetic
thats why i would never talk about it irl

>>33310121
frantically demanding dates to be confirmed is loser behavior

>>33310128
He told me I would never be happy and would be miserable and lonely for the rest of my life, lmao. Not words you say to someone you like if you want them to stay around

>>33310127
Guilty, lol. I did this once after I dumped my practice gf and she got a new bf. We still met up, though.

All, at what date count do you generally have the "what are we" discussion? Not to force anything, but objectively trying to prepare in case one of us decides to bring it up.

>>33310127
This makes a lot of sense, he is egotistical as hell.

M
Do women here feel hatred for ugly women? Anecdotally, the ugliest women I met had the worst traits and personality. Out of pure curiousity I want to know.

>>33310132
I'm 5'8" and have never once been called short IRL
people meme about that shit online, "duke of manlets" and the like
but irl nobody actually cares

>>33310140
f, if we go on more than two dates, thats official

>>33310122
He likes you?

Sometimes the heart wants what it wants.

Look, ya'll got emancipated from mandatory childbirth with sex, and that's great and all, but it's lost all meaning now. Sex means nothing and you need to accept that.

All men go straight for the throat now because if they let off the gas someone else is gonna get there first.

>>33310142
no

>>33310140
F
Usually I make my intentions VERY clear.
As in, if I don't feel deeply for the guy I'll tell him I don't see us having a future, right off the bad. Have had that conversation in the past.
With my now fiance, I've made it clear to him that I only date to marry.

>>33310095
>this is something she'd probably enjoy, so I feel like I should tell her about it
I would just be honest and let her know about the event as you think it seems kinda up her alley
>>33310118
Lmao

>>33310046
F
I find people of both genders who have body dysmorphia over the age of 21 ro be exhausting. Grow up and get a grip

>>33310145
lmao

>>33310150
projecting

>>33310142
F
No.

>>33310151
not everyone goes on dates with any random idiot that agrees anon, if I go on a date with someone I already am pretty serious about liking then and being compatible

>>33310145
Cool, do you typically bring up that fact to see if the other is on the same page? I'm asking as one of my past relationships we never really had that conversation and I'm not sure if I need to force it or just chill and see if its brought up naturally. Feel like assuming is a mistake.

>>33310145
This but unironically

>>33310137
What is the context he said this in? Nobody says this out of nowhere

>>33310154
Sure.

>>33310122
>Is there any reason other than sex
No lol sounds like he just wants to smash again
>>33310139
>dumped my practice gf
You people are sick
>>33310140
Depends on the situation desu and how "serious" you're both getting and feel
With my ex we met up like every day for a week then became "official" cause we both felt strongly. But desu I think we definitely rushed it too much and should've given it a few weeks

>>33310157
NTA
Narcs do.

>>33310155
usually the talk happens naturally the moment it would involve showing up as a couple around family and friends the first time
when that happens obviously depends on circumstances, but getting to know my friends and family is definitive signal that this is official now

Women are scary ngl

>>33310162
why?

>>33310161
Which nobody sane does on a 3rd date.

>>33310162
agreed thats why i cant make eye contact with them
what if they see behind my ugly eyes into my pathetic incel brain

>literally no one here has sympathy
Yk I'm starting to think I'm the normal one and you all are assholes

>>33310162
They're just puppies really.

>>33310144
Lucky you, I'm 5'9'' and I've been called short a lot of times.

>>33310140
i asked my bf instantly after our first kiss. yes i have autism

>>33310166
nobody sane goes on three dates with someone they don‘t know well enough to bring to family gatherings after the third date

>>33310147
>>33310153
Thank you for your responses.

>>33310168
sympathy for what?

>>33310168
>not validating peoples self pity is being an asshole

>>33310002
Being brutally honest penetration doesn't do that much but if I'm going to do it bigger is better because the sensation of being filled is nice. I can't really conjure what 6 inches is, but I think girth probably matters more.

>>33310104
I mean yeah it was fine. I used to be a dorm area coordinator, and one wall of my office was just a window that looked into the lobby but if you closed the blind it had, no one could see me unless they came in front of my desk because if you’re in front of the door, there’s a wall that blocks the desk.

>>33310174
The devil

>>33310170
by whom in what context

>>33310172
>after the third date
Love how you keep moving goalposts, realizing your statements are all kinda stupid. lol

>>33310172
The 3 date people are always turbo sluts who do it to make themselves feel normal.

>>33310162
Good. It means my long nails and resting bitch face are working.

>>33310170
>>33310179
Depends on your race obviously. People expect a white guy to be taller than 5'9".
But not a Japanese guy.

>>33309902
M
Fucking the girl I'm planning a holiday with

>>33310157
The context was an escalation of a random fight we had over a video game we both played, lmfao. I'm not trying to paint him as a villain here, I was in a bad mental space too and not ready to be involved with someone which I told him. We were just pretty volatile and fought a lot. I never said nasty shit like that to him though.

>>33310177
That seems way more risky.

>>33310185
do they?

WARNING
WARNING
INCOMING BOSS FIGHT IN 90 MINUTES

>>33310161
And what would you do if you don't intend to bring them around family until you know you're official? Also neither of us have many friends. Kind of introvert maxxed in that regard.

>>33310183
>long nails
Nothing hotter than that.

>>33310140
Once I'm starting to consider moving in together. I confirm exclusivity earlier though, I don't want to kiss or fuck anyone who's doing it with other people whether or not I see a future with him.

>>33310191
I mean they still think of the Japanese dudes as short.
But most people are smart enough to know that's just genetics and race.

>>33310175
You know what, yes. If it's one thing I've realized women don't understand is just how invalidated men feel. Hence why it's so fucking easy for the Tates of the world to grift.

>>33310192
damn this ikaruga sequel is slow as fuck

>>33310176
i knew it it's fucking over

>>33310183
>long nail
ngl they are the least intimidating thing i can think of
id be more scared of a girl with gnawed off nails.

>>33310132
The Dutchman has entered the thread

>>33310142
F
I hate myself but not other ugly women

>>33310197
Gotta learn early on, nobody believes men have valid emotions other than PTSD from killing too many people in war.

>>33310146
He didn't speak to me for over a year, lmao

>>33310180
I never moved goal posts, obviously it is impossible to put a definitive timeline on things like this since it heavily depends on context
the sane timeline is this:
>knowing someone well enough to already know there is lots of comparability and you have a crush on each other
>go on three dates
>if after that a family or friends gathering comes up, it‘s a great opportunity to make the final step to make things official publicly
very simple
>>33310181
what?
>>33310193
the bringing them to family gatherings IS the making it official
>no friends
what makes you think you are capable of having a healthy relationship when you can‘t even keep up a friendship?

>>33310194
>>33310202
What color or pattern on acrylics would most intimidate men?

>>33310202
True, short nails on women are not just off putting, they indicate things like drug abuse from my experience.

>>33310197
I learned by wasting years validating mens self pitying. All it does is make them feel even more sorry for themselves.

>>33310179
In pretty much any context. Basically for as long as I remember I've been "the short one". And I've had both family and friends tell me that I'm short but I make up for it in other things, so yeah.

>>33310209
>obviously it is impossible to put a definitive timeline on things like this since it heavily depends on context
Oh so now you agree with me laughing at our definitive timeline statements. Glad you realized your statenents were worthy of ridicule!

>>33310208
It's... possible.... he wants sex.

But how can you be sure?

>>33310213
do you live in the fucking netherlands kek
5'9" is literally the most unremarkable height i can think of

>>33310162
Agreed but it's a turn on desu

>>33310210
Probably swastikas on a white and red background.

>>33310186
Oxford fuckboy anon?
What are you doing for hols?
Have a fun time

>>33310211
>strawman
as long as theyre trimmed i think theyre better than long nails. long nails are basic stacy bitch shit

Should I call him and tell him his dick fell off in my dream

>>33310122
>Why would he try to get in contact with me again?
Sex
>Is there any reason other than sex?
No

Girls ask this all the time. Girls I know IRL and girls here too. It's sex. They want to have sex. Guys don't have many options so if they're in a dry spell they start going down their list of contacts seeing who might be dtf. Yes, many guys are totally happy seeing exes again for sex even if things ended terribly.

>>33310219
But I'm not white.

>>33310216
Idk, that's why I was asking the men here. I am gonna reject again but I just feel kinda bad.

>>33310215
>anons keep asking for fixed timelines for romantic relationships
>try to give an estimated answer to give an idea of what a sane framework might be like
>get shat on
learned my lesson

>>33309877
Skinny legs are ok.
I don't like big muscles.

>>33310210
like actual pointy stilettos in a solid color
shit that would draw blood if you grabbed my shoulder

>>33310226
>just feel kinda bad
Why do you feel bad rejecting a fuckboy while you have a boyfriend? Lol wat

>>33310140
M
you know when you know
if you have to talk, it's not compatible

>>33310227
nta because it is diffident for every person in every situation.

>>33310226

You know what, I'm not normal enough to help.

Don't feel bad. Your duty is to the health of the species. Don't let these losers pass on their genes.

>>33310229
I can't wear gloves without keeping them coffins at sharpest.

>>33310217
No, I'm in Italy
And before you say "Italians are short" no lol, especially the newer generations. I regularly see teenage girls that are taller than me already, and I was like bottom 5 shortest guys both in my class and at uni.

>>33310225
I know.

>>33310230
Yeah you right I shouldn't feel bad at all lmao he was a complete fucking jackass to me as well, he was extremely mean to me at times. I never insulted him like that. Maybe I have too much sympathy for people.

Women, can you tell when your shirt is showing too much boob?

>>33310232
no shit
the question was
>at what date count do you
>generally
me, personally
I never said thats how it is for everyone
why are you all so pressed, lmao

>>33310236
Oh. I guess that makes it scary?
>>33310239
Yes. None of my shirts show off too much boob because I'm pretty much flat.

>>33310234
this reminds me theres this cashier at the grocery store who wears the same worn out blue disposable gloves every single time i see her and her nails are poking through them
disgusting

>>33310240
>comes to 4chan for advice

>>33310163
You're intimidating

There's a great joke: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.

>>33310243
I just answered a question

>>33310242
Fashion shouldn't compromise safety.

>>33310220
Lmfao you remembered? We're going to China. Going to go to a couple of historic cities and a national park. Then we'll fuck around a big lake in the south staying in a lot of absurdly cute hotels in absurdly cute villages.
Because I am a fuckboy, after she goes back to the US I'll go to Shanghai to see my ex and also this girl I went on a couple of dates with last year and also an old (platonic) university friend.

>>33310239
It's actually pretty difficult for me. I always forget how much space I take up and stuff shifts when I move and bend.

>>33310110
>I'm soooo poooooor!
idgaf

>>33310235
sorry to hear that. i'm usually the shortest out of my friend group but ive never been bullied over it. or even had it mentioned tbqh. maybe italians are just dicks

>>33310241
nta but you don't have to be flat to show off too much boob desu.

I've been going out with this woman that I really like, but I cannot say or do anything sexual because I have this deep fear or being viewed as creepy. I'm afraid that I'll fuck it up by not being sexual but at the same time I'm afraid that I'll fuck it up by being sexual and creepy.

>>33310253
A shirt that fits well and isn't explicitly for showing off a bare chest isn't going to show too much boob by accident.

>>33310241
>Oh. I guess that makes it scary?
No, it's the only thing I can think of a woman could have on her nails that would make me absolutely avoid her.
Anything else like skulls is hot and/or cute.

I mean there are some really ugly color combinations, but those are more bad taste, than shocking.

>>33310239
I'm pretty short so I have to remember some shirts that look modest to me show off a lot of cleavage. It's a hassle.

>>33309965
Fake 'n' gay.
Staged and acted for views. It's super cringe btw.

>>33310254
Every woman has the "he has to kiss me first rule."

However, you know how you can tell she wants to sleep with you?

She's initiating contact. Women are like cats. They'll come to you for pets.

>>33310239
Not immediately. I don't show skin in that area but clothes can draw too tight or show my nipples even though it looked fine when I was freshly dressed at home.

>>33310235
Same here. What the fuck are they feeding the newer generation? Yesterday I saw like 3 young guys who must've been between 6'5-7'0 and they were all ripped. All of them had girls around also.

>>33310254
F
What worked on me was him kind of teasing intimacy until I had to ask for it myself

Freudian

>>33310237
>complete fucking jackass to me as well, he was extremely mean to me
RIP, honestly I would just block him then, doesn't seem worth your time
>have too much sympathy for people.
Yeah honestly you probably are just too kind and a bit or a doormat which draws these kind of guys

>>33310263
Jungian

>>33310259
dis true

He also said in the dream that he never even liked me and that I was too needy. Rude

>>33310223
Would it help him???

>>33310267
thats literally you talking to yourself

>>33310267
>too needy
Doubtful.

>>33310260
This. Stuff always gets tight on me when I move and sweat and stuff that looked fine in home lighting is totally different outside.

>>33310248
Enjoy your China trip, sounds really comfy and nice desu
Sounds like you got your summer mapped out lol, have fun
Meanwhile I am drinking cider at 2pm playing The Patrick Star Game on xbox, still thinking about the really fit lass from job centre plus this morning

>>33310268
Maybe it is a sign of something and he should stay away from heavy machinery and loose pants
>>33310269
Why would she say that then

>>33310106
Don't have to be a woman to point out that your question needs clarification.

>>33310259
>Every woman has the "he has to kiss me first rule
Not every woman, but yeah I have been out with more girls who waited for a kiss than who initiated it

>>33310267
Dude, your sub concious is telling you you're too needy?

>>33310267
>It appeared to me in a dream
>So I broke up

>>33310270
What’s that supposed to mean
>>33310277
? It was my subconscious showing me him calling me needy

>>33310272
Comparison is the thief of joy desu.

>>33310118
>pedo post
All of my shrugs

wait we're actually supposed to kiss girls? i thought that was made up movie stuff. news to me

>>33310276
nta comes across as kinda slutty or easy sometimes desu.

>>33310278
No he’s been gone for a while

>>33310280
Not like I had any joy to begin with desu
My life is pretty comfy though, I can't complain
I've been invited on a few trips this summer so it just depends whether I can be arsed and have the money to go

>>33310276
Buddy, you post pedophile anime pics.

You'll speak when spoken to, homo.

>>33310286
lol

>>33310283
>putting any kind of effort or forwardness in a relationship is slutty
women can just fuck right off
who told them this shit

>>33310279
It is incredibly rare a woman is too needy.
Find a better man.

>>33310285
Unironically, thank you for the polite response. Sounds fun, you should consider it.

>>33310288
nta but I got called a slut for wanting to make things official after three dates earlier itt so you tell me lol

>>33310288
The media? I know, that's a cop out but there's some truth their.

>>33310288
>who told them this shit
Tradcuck men, obviously.
Are you dense?

>>33310239
I dont have big boobies, I used to wish I did.

>>33310292
Point out the post who called you a slut, sweetie.

>>33310292
that was the fukken rick and morty autist he can kill himself

>>33310290
No worries cunt :p
Eh I always dread doing social stuff and travelling but then it's fine once I'm there. So if I can afford to (they said they'd lend me the money anyway) I might just push myself

>>33310282
Movies are a reflection on reality. Everything in a movie is real or will be real within the next 2 years of its release

I guess I’m never gonna get what I want ‘cause all I wanna get is along with you

>>33310181
>>33310297

>>33310294
SHIT

there

>>33310294
fuck the media
>>33310295
fuck people who say that
all a bunch of nigfags

>>33310283
>comes across as kinda slutty or easy sometimes
Ik a lot of women have this worry, I understand where they're coming from and get it if they want the guy to make the moves. Something I learned the hard way going on dates when younger, you often have to be proactive
But I do still really admire when girls are bold and initiate things themselves an aren't shy about their affections. One thing I liked about my exes especially the most recent

>>33310255
>>33310296
Even (thin) men can show too much boob, my ex always embarrassed me with his whorish necklines and stiff nipples

Should I doubt his love for the following reasons?
>the women he liked online before we met were a different race and much prettier than me
>he would approach and flirt with female classmates but when we shared a class he didn't really notice or pursue me
We met on an app and he did chase me with intent as soon as we matched, but this is shaking me.

>>33310302
Oh, I immediately ignore that mentally ill attention whore. lol His posts don't even register.
Sorry, carry on!

>>33310308
reminding me of tall men being slutty by wearing shirts that are too short and keep showing their tummy

>>33310309
total insecurelet death

gonna wear my wet clothes to work because i dont give a fuck
fuck them
fuck the department of labor, transportation, agriculture
fuck the government
fuck thjis gay earth

>>33310311
That is just gay-signaling.

>>33310309
>women he liked online before we met were a different race and much prettier than me
This doesn't mean anything lol. I went out with girls much hotter than my ex in the past but never liked anyone as much as her
>he did chase me with intent as soon as we matched
Well there you go. Clearly he likes you if he did this and is still with you

>>33310315
pretty sure its because normal shirts are too short for them

>>33310300
>Movies are a reflection on reality.
This is one of my favorite points.
Every time I reference a fictional example of a concept, people push back saying that it's not real. The concept came from an author who is a real person in reality.
People actually do things.

>>33310307
nta I'll only really do that if a guy isn't picking up on my signals. But I've heard women aren't as overt about stuff like that.

>>33310318
>People actually do things.
source???

>>33310317
No, I am rather tall too.

>>33310319
women usually give up if a guy doesnt get signals ime so good for you

>>33310322
obviously not tall enough

>>33310322
Shop at a big and tall place then. I'm pretty busty and I know I can't just pick any old bra off the rack.

>>33310261
unironically female pressure, height was pretty consistent throughout history, increased a bit due to better nutrition but since women got freedom to date whoever they wanted male height has fucking exploded because only tall men get to have children lmao

>>33310324
>tfw im not him ;_;

>>33310319
>only really do that if a guy isn't picking up on my signals
That's fair enough lol
I meant there's nothing wrong with that, that's totally normal
I guess what I'm really trying to say is I'm a shy dorky guy and appreciated the girls who were very forward lol

>>33310321
I once sat on the hood of my friend's car eating a bag of Skittles as she drove down my home street.

>>33310331
Chad shit

>>33310324
Am.

>>33310327
>bra
Nigga, anon was talking about male height, not female bras. lol

>>33310323
Lol, thanks. Coincidentally every relationship I've initiated has ended horribly. Like abuse and stuff.

>>33310332
Goofball weirdo shit, rather.

>>33310336
god thts awful
shits fucked
i dkfkl

>>33310334
I realize it's not quit the same thing but the theme seemed to be properly fitting clothing. I'm not going to attempt to wear like a C cup I mean.

>>33310336
That really sucks anon, I hope the future treats you better

>>33310340
what is it saying

Being single and in that weird in between stage where you’re still heartbroken but ready to move on. How do you get through it?

>>33310340
>>33310342
I'm in a better place now, thanks.

>>33310344
move on

>>33310341
>I'm not going to attempt to wear like a C cup
that would be interesting to see

>>33310344
Get some good dick.

>>33310328
I say we just turn over the whole thing (civilization) to women and see what happens.

>>33310328
>since women got freedom to date whoever they wanted
Bit strange how the height boom always coincides with the masses getting proper nutrition whether women's mate selection precedes or follows those two events

>>33310341
>but the theme seemed to be properly fitting clothing.
Nah, it's men purposefully wearing overly short tops to signal they are gay.

>>33310328
but shouldnt the total womanlets who also keep reproducing end up keeping the height average

>>33310347
Lol, I don't think quad boob is very attractive irl.

Why do people who don’t know me well always tell me I come off as extremely chill when I know in my head and around family I panic and o overthink extremely often

>>33310352
NTA and not buying into his retarded incel logic, but my mom is 165cm, my dad 180cm and I am 190cm.
My older brother is around 180cm too and we have had similar facial features as teens.
Shit just happens.

>>33310350
F I kinda think the same thing happened with women and boob size. Have you seen how young the girls develop nowadays?

>>33310344
>How do you get through it?
Idk I've just been playing video games and drinking a lot desu

I like my gf, was I so picky for so long that I actually succeeded in finding a gf who is exactly what I want?

>>33310352
Female height is mostly inherited from the mother and male height from the father.
Women height is irrelevant for dating. Male height isn't, so we see the effect much more pronounced on men than women.
>>33310350
Nutrition for the masses hasn't been a problem in some 70-80 years in the developed world and the height explosion that is happening now cannot be explained away by better nutrition. Parents being more hands-on does play a part (everybody is a health freak now) but there's also a correlation between offspring and height for men so yeah.
Not to mention this is most pronounced in western societies despite asians also having improved their nutrition but not having had these height explosions probably because height isn't as important for dating for them (for now).

>I fall asleep
>6 hours later
>The thread is back to talking about absolutely pointless shit and the betas will not stop talking about their useless dicks.
I'm going to have to parent you all, aren't I?

Alright. What websites do you all use.

>>33310362
>What websites do you all use
4chan

please make the insecurelets go away

>>33310362
Art sites in general.
Thanks, daddy.

>>33310361
nta so theoretically, if men only starting having kids with large chested women, would we get a lot of big boobs?

>>33310366
nta, yes.

>>33310366
did you not pay attention in school?

>>33310366
Yes, but breast preferance among men isn't nearly as common and that would never happen.

>>33310370
more like men don‘t get to be picky

>>33310370
nta more like beggars can't be choosers.

>>33310362
>What websites do you all use
sizebooru.com

If someone in your office was forced to sit directly under a vent, and you as extremely cold, and made it known they were extremely cold, would you be okay with turning the thermostat up a degree or two so they could be more comfortable, or would you be completely uncaring and leave the thermostat exactly where it is, because it's not cold in your seat because it's not directly under a vent?

Why do I feel so unsafe and unprotected when hes gone

>>33310328
But surely this can't go on forever. Natural human height limit must be around 6'9" and those guys already have lots of joint problems. Only bad thing is that we are at the peak of hypergamy, so we will be long dead before any change happens. I fucking hate foids and will dedicate my life to making their lives as shit as possible.

>>33310371
No, men just aren't that picky.
I want to fuck a flat, sporty girl just as much as a curvy titscow. Just in different ways.

>>33310374
do they not understand the concept of a sweater?

>>33310375
Did he take the condom with him that is supposed to be on your dick?

>>33310371
>>33310372
Sure, I like big boobs but I'm not going to demand it, like a woman with height.

>>33310374
Obviously I'd turn up the heating, lend them a sweater/coat and see what else we could do kek

>>33310375
Because legitimately if I entered your house what could you do?

>>33310378
It's 80 degrees outside. I shouldn't have to wear a sweater. It shouldn't be freezing in my chair.

>>33310365
Kinda giving me ptsd flashbacks to every redhead I've dated with that comment but I'll allow it.

>>33310364
Here's what we're gonna do... round up all the cool people and design a new general that's just a chat room.

I mean, look, 4chan could be awesome so long as sexuality was dismissed from the roster of topics. The betas would immediately leave.

What kinda rules we thinkin?

>>33310366
Yeah but there isn't any genetic feature that men exhibit almost monolithic preference for the way women like tall men. The only similar feature is weight but that is not genetic.

>>33310383
if other people are not freezing then you are the problem
making everyone else sweat because you want to bitch about putting on a sweater is exactly the kind of behavior I would expect of you

>>33310361
It's literally happening even faster in Asia.
https://medtextpublications.com/open-access/secular-trends-in-human-height-in-southeast-asian-countries-after-1100.pdf

>>33310381
Would you think it's sociopathic if someone was extremely cold and nobody cared at all?

>>33310377
This kek. It's like apples and oranges. Both are tasty in different ways. I love flat tomboys with short black hair just as much as I love blonde big titty gyarus

>>33310383
nta, then you take it off when you go outside. It's not a difficult concept.

>>33310387
No one is sweating. The difference in temperature cannot be felt except for where I sit.

>>33310389
I mean it's very bizarre and low empathy yeah

>>33310383
Turning the heat UP during summer. Great idea.

>>33310379
Yes
>>33310382
>imagining him killing you to protect me
:3

>>33309902
Kissing his neck and jerking him off while big spooning.

>>33310391
Turning the thermostat up one degree is even more simple.

>>33310395
I am not asking for heat. I am asking for less cold air to be blown directly on me.

>>33310388
It's access to red meat, bro.

>>33310396
I mean when he is not there

>>33310389
No. You have the ability to put on AND take off warmer clothes at will. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

>>33310384
>>33310384
>What kinda rules we thinkin?
no bitching, no whining, no insecurity moaning, no throwing a tantrum, no self pity posting, no being a pedo
that should filter out a big chunk of atogans

>>33310388
lmao. rip to the asianbros

I have said it before and I will say it again as many times as it is necessary...


SLUTS
ARE
PRECIOUS

>>33310386
>>33310366
Also if that ever happened women can still disguise their breasts with surgery, men can't (the surgery is shit and fucks up your legs for life, nobody sane does that)

>>33310398
Let's be honest though, are you really going to be happy with one degree difference? You're inventing a fantasy here. Do you have BPD or something?

>>33310405
I agree slut shaming is lame
Some of the loveliest most fun girls I've known have been sluts

>>33310405
But sluts never consider me even though I accept them for who they are

>>33310374
>>33310383
>>33310389
Your posts are fucking hilarious. Did you fuck the fish tournament guy yet?

>>33310401
So if someone was extremely cold and you could easily fix it, you wouldn't, because it's fine where you sit?

>>33310400
You kill me

>>33310122
Block him

>>33310407
>Let's be honest though, are you really going to be happy with one degree difference?
No, but I think it's a reasonable compromise.

>>33310412
No but thankfully he's not here today. I hope he dies in a car accident soon.

>>33310402
Agreed.

>>33310409
Like, look at this virgin.

God, the virginity is radiating through my phone screen.

>>33310414
NTA
No, CNC.

>>33310122
Why did it go down in flames tho?

Sex havers are gross if it's not with me

>>33310402
>no being a pedo
Wait.
Do you mean being a pedo itt or just in general, because the latter is hard to know and I'd feel targeted.

>>33310413
It's not low empathy, it's assuming you can fix a problem yourself and not act like a fucking baby.

>>33310421
I’m not consenting

>>33310425
I can easily fix the problem by turning up the thermostat when no one is looking, but it's only temporary before they turn it down again.

>>33310424
I added that specifically to make sure you would not make the cut

>>33310418
>No, but I think it's a reasonable compromise.
Face it, you just want to assert your position at any cost. Because the world revolves around you, right?

>>33310405
>t. slut

>>33310414
But before I kill you I would tie you up so you can't resist and I would rape and hit you >:)

>>33310427
Than it doesn't really fix the problem now does it? :/ Again, toddler logic.

Ladies: how do you feel about men that are so insecure in their non-existent masculinity that they post borderline underage anime girls because even looking at an image of a man causes them existential stress.

>>33310433
operation mercy killing activated

>>33310429
No, apparently the world revolves around the guy in the office who doesn't sit under a vent and sits next to the thermostat.

>>33310432
He just got up. I'm going to go turn it up.

I was talking to this 20 year old kid about women a while back and he said that he understood them because he listened to that chick who sings Espresso.

Wha trhe fuck is going on with men, man?

>>33310435
I honestly wouldn't mind that, instead of the weird misandrist push-pull dynamic that women seem to have on the internet. Why do women do that, by the way? Hate men but hold them to standards. Go their own way but get mad when men don't chase them (figuratively).

Girls, debating pursing this short girl.
She's not "hot" but she's funny and we get along together with great banter. She recalls previous conversations we've had and picks on me, which is funny. What do? do I add her on IG?

>>33310374
Depends on the ambient temperature of the room. If the rest of the room would be too warm, then I wouldn't raise it but I'd work to accommodate the cold one. I'd try to redirect airflow out of the vent or get them a snuggie

>>33310443
If you see those as barriers, or you don't know how to understand them, then you were never meant to get past them

>>33310442
As a zoomie, fuck if I know. Maybe the gender divide is just the norm for us now. Heh, that song reminds me of the porn version where she sings about taking dick.

>>33310443
it has the big dumb

>>33310442
You can barely make out what she's saying.
>thinking about me having my all thinking about me espresso
>don't look down not now is that sweet? i guess so

>>33310447
Oh no I do understand that women do like being chased, I just don't know why some women are signalling that they hate men when the men they do want tend not to do the whole "I want to prove something" shtick

Or maybe I'm an idiot, and I read it wrong, and maybe you can enlighten me.

>>33310450
I think you just have bad hearing, anon.

>>33310454
Your boyfriend is here >>33310445

God hates men, and women are the proof.

If women don't love me, why shouldn't I rape to get what I want?

>>33310450
it goes
Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me espresso

she‘s just singing about how she likes having a guy wrapped around her finger and addicted to her

>>33310456
>God
Which one?

Ecce, homo!

God loves man and women are proof of that.

>>33310456
sounds like a you problem because some men would claim that god loves men and women are the proof

>>33309902
JH

>>33310458
Btw men should pretend to be like that

>>33309917
M. No.

Why were you all so concerned that my subconscious called me needy but not that it ripped off my ex boyfriends dick and made me responsible for it

>>33310462
>>33310463
Delusional
Women are demons sent here to torment men

>>33310465
true, imagine there is still men that think acting aloof and cold is the fuckboy way lmao

>>33310462
Women are man; human

Listen, jannies, I can easily flood these threads with hundreds of posts a minute of nothing but slam poetry about how gay you are.

END OF RINE

RINE ENDS HERE

>>33310450
It's about how sweet that pussy is bro.

>>33310451
If women aren't actively talking to you then you're not...

1. Fit enough
2. Wealthy enough
3. Dressed nicely enough

Wanna know how to pull? Spend $500 on an outfit and walk around a bar.

>>33309996
Once.

>>33309917
M
I would if she is a nice girl

>>33310472
post fit

>>33310464
I would've been upset if nobody said this.

>>33310051
Because nobody reads gioyc.

>>33310475
Nah.

>>33310051
Because women can't get me off their chests :D

>>33310479
why? are you fat?

>>33310122
>Is there any reason other than sex?
Even if there wore, what do you care? Why are you grasping for excuses to accept his dm requests?

>>33310423
Based sex commander
>>33310437
Poor tits should smile
>>33310472
>Spend $500 on an outfit and walk around a bar
I met my ex at a bar when I was wearing jeans with holes in them and a vidya t-shirt
Do you really want to pull gold diggers?

I pooped twice today and the first one weight 3 pounds and the second was probably two pounds so I’m down to 115

>>33310481
My dick sure is.

>>33310465
Pass

>>33310245
It was mildly funny the first time I heard it. It grew stale quickly.

>>33310483
>Ex
Exactly, dipshit.

>>33310267
You know that's your subconsciousness being rude to yourself.

>>33310486
You will get 0 pussy

>>33310485
post dick

>>33310488
Then where is your gf?

>>33310344
How did you get through it last time?

>>33310493
Many breakdowns, unemployment, drug abuse

>>33310484
Are you female?

>>33310494
mature

>>33310489
I think it was my subconscious being rude to him by making him a mean person. And by decapitating his penis but not his balls. Why would I do that?

That's the best ya got?

Where's your girlfriend?

At your moms house, brother.

It's your mom

>>33310374
In an office you have to be able to compromise about situations like that and find an acceptable middle ground. But if they're not complaining it's not my job to baby them. Stand up for yourself.

>>33310498
Why would I take dating advice from a single man?

>>33310490
Fine with me

>>33310495
Yes

>>33310497
Did he lie to you about anything?

I'm a psychoanalyst.

>>33310502
Hot. Please continue documenting your bowel movements here every day for the rest of your life

>>33310476
Ha! Touché.

>>33310504
Now I don’t want to

>>33310245
>Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink
As an ADHDfag this sounds like my worst nightmare

>>33310503
I don’t think he did

>>33310497
I guess you're a rude person deep down.

>>33310500
Why wouldn't you?

I go raw and hard and ain't been got yet.

>>33310507
Blackpilled again

>>33309916
>>33309929
>>33309940
>>33309907
>>33309980
Sheesh, who tf got nuked?

>>33310511
That’s what I keep saying but no one believes me

>>33310516
Well now I do.

>>33310513
Whats your body count?

Attractive people piss me off. They got lucky and life's easier for them because of that.

>>33310521
want a medal for your suffering?

>>33310488
>ex
I mean I was the one who kinda ruined things and then didn't take her back when she proposed trying again
Think I will though, she's just too much of a sweetie pie, I miss her constant yapping

>>33310521
Can't blame them for that. Good for them.

>>33310245
>There's a great joke: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
They also score higher on narcissism on the five factor model.

>>33310524
Are you seriously not self aware enough to realize that everyone knows you're a pedophile.

You're a pedophile.

No one wants to talk to you.

>>33310499
I literally talk about how cold I am constantly. They make fun of me for always being cold. But they just turned the thermostat back down after I gave myself a degree when they weren't looking.

>>33310521
>life's easier for them
Bit of a bold assumption don't you think? Life isn't necessarily easier for someone just because they have one advantage. They could have two other disadvantages that negate it

>>33310530
Wtf?? Where did this come from kek

>>33310494
Could be worse, you could be a 30yo KHHV NEET tripfag who's in a gay online relationship with a 50yo tripfag.

>>33310494
Well there you go.

>>33310464
Are you shota enough for her?

>>33310397
That would be hot. I wish more women were down to be big spoon occasionally.

>>33310478
Which is not necessary to get something off your chest.

>>33310530
We have bigger pedos over there
>>33310424

>>33310542
fucking this

>>33310544
JH pedomogs them both

>>33310357
Nta. I think that's from estrogen mimickers in the water supply.

>>33310544
I was simping over an older woman again literally a few hours ago and about to fap to milf pr0n but one can never win around here...

>>33310517
Okay

>>33310550
>I-I-I can only have one mental illness at a time

>>33310536
Wwhat

>>33310550
I guess that's why you, exhib and mkg get along together so well

2025 has been a bad year for the discord tripfags. They're getting trashed daily and can't keep up the damage control.

Male here, should I just buy an escort and get it over with? I want my dick sucked so bad and I just do not see it happening naturally.

>>33310555
We do?
Exhib is chill and idk why people target him kek

>>33310557
it has been a delight to witness

>>33310559
>Paying an escort for just a bj
Why

I put corn into my coleslaw.

>>33310564
Honestly based. I love both, I should try the combo sometime

>>33310563
I don't really care about pussy or anal, all I want is oral. Not some timid bj either, I want a solid two hours of dedicated oral worship.

>>33310559
No. I lost my V card that way, and it's one of my biggest regrets.

Besides, they're not likely to blow you without a condom, and getting a blowjob with a condom is more frustrating than satisfying.

>>33310569
I was specifically looking at bare back blowjob escorts that also rim.anc swallow and do multiple shots during the service.

>>33310560
He allied himself with MKG, so now, just like JH, he's lumped together with him

>>33310564
Are you constipated? Drink more water.

>>33310570
You could combine it with a trip to Japan, they have pink salons, which are bareback BJ clubs.

>>33310572
What? lmao

Just lurking and absorbing all the information I can

>>33310571
Bloody hell you people read way too much into this shitposting lol

>>33310557
>tfw I've filtered every single one since I got here.
Feels peaceful, man
I learned on another board that tripfag might as well be a diagnosis for a cluster b personality disorder.

>>33310578
bout what?

>>33310570
Shit, that sounds dangerous, anon. No nut is worth HIV.

>>33310571
I don't really care about any of these tripfags but what I will say from experience in other generals is that being a tripfag sucks. Even if you run events and genuinely give back the one downside I've experienced with a lot of anons is that they can be giant whiny faggots. I'm sure it's a vocal minority but still. Normally I've had amazing experiences with anons doing stuff but they can be massive fucking faggots in threads.

>>33310575
I mean, that's a lot of fiber.

>>33310573
>You could combine it with a trip to Japan, they have pink salons, which are bareback BJ clubs.
nta
But damn this is incredibly disgusting. I understand why these places exist, but damn, you people posting here make me feel like I'm very vanilla.

>>33310587
Never been to a prostitute, but if that makes you disgusted... you are INSANELY sheltered.

>>33310542
>>33310546
Calm down boys, I'm sure some other gal would also like to big spoon you guys if you didn't date midgets with stumpy arms on purpose.

>>33310584
nta how often is a hooker going to have HIV though? Don't they get vetted for stuff pretty often?

Is anyone else too scared to ask a girl her body count?

>>33310573
I only like white women unfortunately, not even a racist thing, I'm just only really attracted to my own race and interracial is something I find legit gross.

>>33310586
All the better!
I also used 0% fat greek yoghurt to balance out the mayo and heavier stuff a bit.

>>33310589
>but if that makes you disgusted... you are INSANELY sheltered.
According to the anons here I'm a massive damaged-goods traumatized slut though.

>>33310590
There's been zero correlation between size and willingness to big spoon IME
If anything I'm tempted to say the tall girls wanted to be the little spoon more

I was gonna accuse this OP of being an earlyfag when I was scrolling through what I slept through, but the mods actually nuked like 50 posts by an avatarfag lol

Saw a girl for about a month but then she sorta went silent and only responding once a week. Came back and explained what shes been going through, lost job, some other stuff about depression, and opened up about some other stuff thats been bothering her. She seems super apologetic, and I asked if she is still wanting to talk/hang out. Shes talking again (for now) but said we shouldn't hangout until she gets a job/some money again. I was already paying for the days we did go out and never mentioned the cost or anything, so its not like I cared either. She is very money conscious though, always was commenting on stuff being expensive and when we went to diner when I was looking at the bill to pay asked if it was expensive. Am I just being strung along or does this seem genuine?

>>33310582
How to be thread-famous

>>33310571
>There is only secret femanon alliance

>>33310593
>not even a racist thing
>interracial is something I find legit gross.
Sure thing, buddy.

>>33310595
Can be the same, I guess.

Why would a hooker want to be a hooker if not for an addiction or something like that? I mean, surely they can't all be like that.

>>33310592
You shouldn't be scared of asking. But you should be polite enough about it, and bring it up when it's in context.

>>33310571
Millennial humour lacks any sense of wit.

>>33310599
why would you want that?

>>33310596
You didn't even ask I bet. You're not giving accurate data points.

>>33310597
ok>>33310603

>>33310598
Seems genuine to me desu, I would give her another chance

>>33310602
>Can be the same, I guess.
A true versatile queen.

>>33310560
NTA, but
1, it's really ick how you'll be having a normal non-sexual conversation and then he'll start dropping in his sexual fetishes (e.g. the monster girls he faps to).
2, he's on a high horse, talking shit about the other incels and shut-ins as if he's any better.
3, he has a name and tripcode, you don't need anything more than that.
>>33310571
4, now we can add him being Mkg's buttbuddy to the list

>>33310590
In my experience it's more about them wanting to feel submissive.

>>33310594
>0% fat greek yoghurt
So it's got added sugar to make up for the lost texture and taste?

>>33310603
Hookers in their vast majority don't want to be hookers. They do it because of their circumstances.

>>33310602
>Sure thing, buddy.
You can filter attraction by any other metric, height, weight, clothing, physical disability, accent, whatever but as soon as you say you're just not interested in other races you're racist. Fuck off faggot.

>>33310613
>but I want submissive to dom me
Stupid theory

It really pissed me off when she picked the pepperoni off of my pizza with her filthy fucking hands. It's my food, you stupid bitch. I wanted to smack her in face.

>>33310596
>If anything I'm tempted to say the tall girls wanted to be the little spoon more
Tall girl here. This happens because we want to feel like the little girl.

>>33310538
No.

>>33310620
Why are you letting sluts pick food from your plate?

>>33310543
Which is why I'm not posting in the get it off your chest thread.

>>33310598
Highly possible she's massively self conscious about the fact she's not "pulling her weight". She might not just feel embarrassed but also feel actively morally bad for not being able to contribute to your dates and such. A lot of people don't like feeling like dead weight and she probably really doesn't want you to think she's using you for money.
If you're completely honest with her that you
1. like her a lot
2. know she's doing her best looking for a job
3. you don't mind putting money towards getting to hang out with her because you know it's just while she's looking for something
4. you also really don't mind hanging out in very affordable ways because it's her you're interested in, not whatever activities you might be doing together
then you can gauge from her response whether she was self conscious like I described or whether she was just thinking of an excuse to distance herself.

>>33309858 (OP)
I just learned how bras are sized, neat

>>33310623
I was in the middle of eating when she did that shit. I did accidentally hit her once but that was a different situation.

>>33310607
tf, of course I ask. And girls usually do it! At least for a little while. Because they care about your wants too. They just want to be big spooned more than they want to big spoon. What sort of odd assumption is this that you are making about me.
>>33310621
Well yeah

>>33310619
What?

>>33310626
Don't care
Didn't ask

>>33310603
I know a couple and they don't have an education and families to feed, single mother, that whole stereotype.

Animal Crossing New Horizons is on sale. Is it too late to buy it? I didn't have a Switch but I have a Switch 2 now. I'm just afraid a new Animal Crossing game will come out right after I buy it.

>>33310612
I saw you post this exact response before kek
Nitpicking imo
>>33310620
Why you so selfish
>>33310628
>accidentally hit her once
Bruh

Women, how long does it usually take you to do your hair and makeup?

>>33309906
>>33309905
>>33309896
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751542567145021.webm

>>33310614
No, it has more protein, the 0% and 10% both have 3.5g sugar, which I guess is from lactose.

Good old fashioned lover boy

>>33310634
Is it a better quality version on the Switch 2 or something? I might get that. Have you played the Donkey Kong? Heard it's really good.

>>33310618
>just not interested in other races
Which is not what I quote directly from your post.
Just be honest that you are racist.

>>33310635
>NTA
Yeah, I copypasted it

>>33310624
So you are just a generic attention whore, gotcha.

>>33310625
Damn, I probably should had done one of those. I just said it was understandable and we can put off hangouts until then.

She also said this while talking about the job thing "cuz ik youre this big nice guy who likes to pay, but i still feel the need to at least have some money. ". But you are right about the embarrassed thing, when she cut me off originally I asked and that was one of her main reasonings.

>>33310629
>What sort of odd assumption is this that you are making about me
She does that :P

>>33310636
Everyday look maybe an hour, going out look is more like two.

Men how would you propose to the love of your life

>>33310634
It was fun when it came out, but overall it's one of the weaker animal crossings imo.
Wait for the next one, or just wait for the GameCube one to come out on NSO

>>33310585
>if you run events
the only justifiable reason to use a tripcode

>>33310598
She's trauma dumping you and taking advantage of your pity anon.

>>33310584
I guess I'll just have to get used to eternal virginity then. I suppose I can try losing weight, getting better clothes, and gaining some confidence first but I just don't think women are interested.

Woman
State natural hair color
What colors have you dyed it in the past or now?

>>33310649
It can take you two hours to do makeup?

>>33310652
No.
It also makes it possible to filter out people you can't stand.

>>33310643
I don't think it's higher quality on the Switch 2. I just didn't get to play it on the original Switch. The new Donkey Kong isn't out yet, but it looks really fun. Same team that made Super Mario Odyssey and that's one of the best games I've ever played.