First for I hate women a little less today as I am focused on my health problems
>>33309782this is a woman telling you to settle guys just so we're clear
Second for suicide ideation
>>33309872cringe in all fields
>>33309825M, I was in the scouts when I was younger and did good old DofE (bong anons know). I've also been on a couple of seaside camping holidays that involved a lot of walking.
I think for the experience it's good. It's always good to connect with nature and practice some skills and fitness and see what you're able to contend with.
But I wouldn't do it again readily, it's not something that I'd ever go out of my way to do for fun lol. Give me a nice place to stay where I can keep my things in a suitcase. Give me a ride or bus/tram to the beach and to the forest where I can explore with people and we can have a picnic and explore and swim and chill
I just think, life's too short to do stuff that is boring or a slog, and backpacking/hiking doesn't appeal to me. Fair play to the crazies who actually enjoy it though
>>33309858 (OP)Do women give a shit how muscular your legs are or do they just not want you to have chicken legs?
>>33309877the second, although if your aesthetic is lithe then skinny legs can look right too
Do you think I'll ever find a women who prefers dicks under 6inches?
>>33309879maybe if you go back to ancient greece
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>>33309877Definitely the latter. I don't think most women care much about muscles at all desu unless they're into fitness themselves or have a type. Just don't be fat or too skinny really, your frame/build is more important, and also your overall proportions (so e.g. if your upper body is quite muscular then it can look a bit goofy if you skip leg day; if you're overall quite slim then it matters less).
I've been complimented on my legs/thigh muscles before in the past by only by women who were clearly quite active and cared about that sort of thing, and those aren't the sort of women I'd be compatible with anyway, so it's pretty irrelevant in terms of dating desu
>>33309882maybe I knew it was a stupid idea and did it anyways
>>33309782I don't care that much about looks, but I don't want to create dysgenic looking children who are going to have a hard time.
>>33309879even if you did, your obsessive pathetic insecurity would never let you believe her when she told you, and you would sabotage the moment
State gender and the first thing you did after losing your virginity if applicable aside from put clothes on and leave wherever it happened
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Watch Dilbert 3 by Cboyardee
>>33309891I am so tired of insecure people, nothing more immature and insufferable
>>33309893F, go to the circus
symbolically ironic
>>33309894yeah i hate whiny bitch boys
>>33309896>wah wah wah, I am miserable unless everything is EXACTLY how I want it to be and I will most definitely make it your problem tooso tiring
>>33309893Realize it was a huge mistake.
State gender, post the first horny thing that comes to mind, go
>>33309898they are so insecure and untrusting that even if everything was perfect for them, they would complain and accuse the other person of being dishonest or a liar
>>33309905There is truly nothing of worth to be found in such a person, all they do is drag you down. Alright, thats enough complaining
>>33309903PINGAS
>>33309907Maybe she can help you out:
>>33309903
>>33309910was it your only fan?
>>33309902F
I desperately want to become pregnant.
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>>33309910cool. what was rong with it
>Gender
>Would you like to have a sex slave?
>>33309917F
No. I'd like to be the sex slave.
>>33309916Wasnโt blowing air. I shook it a bit and itโs doing that now. Kinda needed cuz itโll be 30 degrees Celsius when I sleep
>>33309902F. Nobody is on campus today, so I could literally get completely naked and fuck myself all day in my office.
>>33309891>>33309894You think I'm not tired either!? Honestly fuck you. You have no fucking idea what it's like
>>33309917F. Too much responsibility to take care of someone who doesn't want to be taken care of, let alone one who is being used against his will. So no.
>>33309902M
Idk, boobs or something
But really, the boobs of my crush and I can only get a crush on a girl who can think and has good humor and no malice and stimulates my brain
>>33309918Why do you want to be the sex slave?
M
how do i lose my sub kink and be normal
>>33309929For me, I just moved away from my parents, talked to women and it went away
>>33309929Use the "no" or "stop" method when you get thoughts about femdom, use those words and your mind shuts it down.
>>33309929>how do i lose my sub kinkEmbrace your true feelings.
>>33309930Why would you want to talk to women
>>33309928I want to be valuable enough to be kept somewhere nobody else can reach me. I want to be degraded and diminished down to my sexual value. To be picked up and to fulfill his sexual needs.
>>33309934Sounds like you're in a moment of crisis. Re-evaluate maybe, have a little self respect or a nap.
>>33309934Do you think some life experiences made you want all that?
>>33309935Nah, I'm just into kinky shit.
It would never be a literal slave scenario.
Ah, looks like it's shift change again for atoga
>>33309935nta, can't a girl enjoy her fetishes in peace
>>33309932oh yeah? and where has that gotten you makimaposter.
>>33309933Because I need to convince them to do FFM
>>33309936Oh I'm well aware of it.
>>33309937I bet, hun.
>>33309939Not without judgement or concern.
>>33309938Thank god, thread sucks without Americans
>took a nap
>had a nightmare where I was on the couch with a fat girl and she was kissing me
>>33309917f, absolutely not
>>33309938How can you tell?
>>33309924yeah women have never battled insecurity. you are so unique and different bro, no one could possibly understand your pain except the incel forums that have the explicit purpose of making you feel bad
>>33309943That's fair. But I'm okay! In therapy, medicated, etc.
>>33309942But I am not aware of it. I wanna hear them, that's why I asked
>>33309941Degrading them is a tolerable use
>>33309924I know exactly what itโs like from experience. Which is why I know how immature it is. Being so self obsessed and disintegrating whenever something is not exactly how you want it to be is one of the most disgusting character traits one can possibly have. Grow up.
>>33309952How does the FFM degrade them?
>>33309940I will obtain my dream.
>>33309917M. Maybe a bit of roleplay. But I'm too sappy to take it seriously.
>>33309934nta relatable but in a nonslave way. like i would rather be a cherished pet kind of (no furry)
>>33309954Idk, it doesnโt, obviously sex is just rubbing body bits together and nothing else
>>33309955Stupidity is doing the same thing again and again, expecting different results
>>33309951Oh.
Molested as a child (found that one out only recently) by family members, sexually assaulted growing up, and once again later in life. Then many years of being emotionally shunned, bullied until I left school, the whole thing. I think shame specifically triggers a sexual response in me.
>>33309917Maybe as a roleplay thing once in a blue moon but I'd rather have mostly a normal relationship
>>33309910Congrats anon <3
>>33309917M, I'd rather be one
>>33309920Hot, what's stopping you?
>>33309921Makina bro strikes again
>>33309945She wasn't a cute fat girl then? RIP
>>33309957based
Honestly, the goal really is to have someone make you feel like that without ever having to play out the slave rp anyway.
>>33309955Well i feel like its only holding me back. If i was through and through a dom i would be able to asks chicks out because of the way i would see myself in relation to them
i feel like my sub problem is closely tied to my low self esteem and feelings of inferiority
or maybe even if i did fix that id still want a chick to tie me up and give me a bj idk. either way i wish i was normal
State gender
Are some of these realistic reactions to not telling your girlfriend you love her
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPWXhABh_iE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DXcw1hNi3Qg
>>33309963yeah i basically do this with my bf. he takes care of me and spoils me and i give it up without question at any time
>>33309960I think you can move past it and not let it define you, especially since the conditions which caused you harm are no longer around
>>33309966Happy for you anon
>>33309938Shift change? I'm here 24/7
>>33309965I refuse to believe that any man who makes TikToks isn't a raging homosexual
>>33309965>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPWXhABh_iE>first videoI do that :3
>>33309950You need a little soul searching sans the therapist that will coddle you. Maybe telling yourself that your value is above being used as a human cum receptacle and "thing" to be fucked and discarded of. Had to do some myself. Happens. To be clear, I don't believe I'm above you by any stretch. I just don't post about my own issues with degradation manifested in horny contexts
>>33309965M
I see anything on TikTok and assume it's staged for views unless it's on the street.
>>33309965M
idk, never had a gf
>>33309973why would it be any less staged on the streets? those always seem the most staged
>>33309960Strange how a woman can go through all this and still have a normal life trajectory by virtue of being a vagina haver
>>33309965Also
>reactionTotally not staged, normal interactions
This trite is so creatively bankrupt I honestly feel bad for these people
>>33309977Eh, it's sink or swim for both m and f.
>>33309977i dont see how thats true, given the fact that she's here and not in the online normiesphere
and she also wants to be a sex slave, not very normal to me tbqh
I'm a guy, and I have a female coworker. We're friendly, but we're not really "friends". We chat every now and then, but we've never hung out outside of work. She has a boyfriend and I am not into her in that way.
I'm going to an event next week that I think she might be interested in. Would it be weird if I told her about it? I'm worried she might think I'm asking her out.
>>33309966absolutely based. wishing the best for you two <3
>>33309968I know I can, but might take another decade. I'm already doing pretty well, and I came a long way since.
To me, using bdsm this way has been more freeing than anything.
... The irony has dawned on me that wanting to be tied up and roughed doesn't exactly go with "freeing".
With this said, it's only really fun when it's in a controlled environment and with someone I can trust.
>>33309971Do what exactly
>>33309962>what's stopping you?The security guard is technically still around.
>>33309981Include her bf. Just default to that.
>>33309979Not at all
>>33309980The likelihood she has a normal social circle and opposite gender relations is much higher than a man version of those traumas
>>33309981yeah thats weird
>>33309977op here
It wasn't because I have a vagina that I got better anon, I just stopped being a little bitch and had to come to terms that the world doesn't care if I live or die, so I have to care for me myself.
>>33309982Darlin, I wouldn't trust a single one of those disgusting, subhuman assholes in the BDSM community to even look at my body.
>>33309990Iโm sure you think that
>>33309990its pointless to try and reason with the females cant have any problems trannies
I had such a weird dream about my ex and I donโt know how to feel
Both genders,
How often do you expect sex in a relationship?
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>>33309988nta women who've been abused are more likely to be abused again so idk whats "normal" about that - you might be thinking "common"
>>33309977Normal-vs-abnormal life trajectory looks different for men and women
>>33309996f, expecting sex is disgusting
Women do small penises feel good at all? Like 6 inch dick. Is it good or is it like whatever I'll just get myself off with my hand?
>>33309996M
never been in one so im just guessing, but at least a few times a month seems bearable
>>33309993Well, it happens often enough in women where it's just understood that you get to be with the busted girls crowd and work retail or call center jobs, or hang out with Becky and Stacy in marketing or HR.
Or just opt out, because having other woman friends is like requesting betrayal by name. NTA
>>33309992And you shouldn't. However, I am also a subhuman degenerate myself.
>>33309996Every day or every 2 days.
>>33309987I've never met him, I only know he exists because she mentioned him in passing a couple times.
>>33309989okay nevermind
>>333100026 inches isnt small
you woe-is-me-please-pity-me-im-so-insecure-and-pathetic ass faggot
>>333099962-3x a week would be nice, but more often if he's actually putting out.
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>>33309996M. At least once every two weeks. Life can get in the way. At least once a week if living together.
>>33309999Ok
>>33310000Yes, womenโs floors are way higher than menโs
>>33309996f, i don't expect it at all. i have sex w my bf almost daily but it's never an expectation for us.
>>33310001Why? If you're his gf/wife, you have a duty to give him sex when he is horny.
>>33309996F. I'd like it as often as possible. Realistically, I hope for once a day when we hang out.
>>33309981I guess you could ask in a casual way and say it would be cool to go with a friend or something, just indicate that you just wanna go as buds
What kind of event is it?
>>33309986Five night at JH's...
Well maybe not worth the risk then kek but you could go staff bathroom?
>>33310015try your lame bait on someone else
>>33310009Oh, fuck off. It's not small, you're just a porn-brained dumbass that obsesses with looking at sizequeen posts.
>>33309959>Stupidity is doing the same thing again and again, expecting different resultsI will get a girlfriend, and she will choke me.
>>33310017>What kind of event is it?concert.
>>33310001honestly yeah
i dont even like to think about sex with the girl im dating tbqh
sex is ugly and evil
>>33309996M, I mean I'm a virgin but I wouldn't "expect" it in any instance, should just be something that organically happens when you spend more time together no?
>>33310017Masturbating in bathrooms is much less comfortable than my nice-smelling office.
>>33310015nta but this attitude has resulted in countless dead bedrooms. nothing less sexy than making sex into a chore or duty to be fulfilled
>>33310024leave me out of your cringe, sex is neither of those things, but degrading it to a demand and a chore is pathetic
>>33309997In the dream his dick fell off and I kept it and it was still fleshy and living but hollow inside and he had a clit left over like he shed it and I was trying to hide it so I could mold it or something
And then some other stuff happened
>>33309998Too bad
>>33309996M
5 times a week.
>>33310020and youre a bitch.
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>>33310022OK well maybe just say it would be fun to go with friends but your other friends can't make it or something
>>33310027Does your office not have a lock? Or can you not like sit behind the desk so it's easy to hide from the guard?
Idk I doubt he would give a shit even if he did catch you lol
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>new Half in the bag
Finally, these lazy hackfrauds!
Women why don't you have sympathy for men with obvious body disphoria? Do you only care when women have it?
>>33310038Real
What are you doing to hate yourself less?
>>33310042Ok, then donโt respond next time
>>33310046>males>sympathy
>>33309996M
honestly i would be fine dating an asexual at this point
gender and why you cant diary post in gioyc instead of here?
>>33310048fuck off to gioyc
>>33310046I do, and then they fucking ignore me. So what else do you do?
>>33310046people that love wallowing in self pity are not my problem, regardless of gender
>>333100096 inches isn't small in the sense 5'9'' technically isn't short but in reality it is
>>33310054they TELL you about their insecurities? lol thats a mistake
Girls, what can I do about my penis? I know 7 inches could never satisfy a woman and that's why everytime I have a crush, she prefers other men (like her bf). What can I do?
>>33310046i dont care when anyone has it, i regularly flame the idiot femanon ed-posters as well. when the fuck did this forum become your personal therapist and self help group
>>33310059Use one of those pumps to grow it to 8 inches
>>33310056>reality AKA twitter ragebait and /fit/
>>33310047Kinda just consumed by it rn
Yeah hi I have a 12 inch penis but the girl I like is a farm girl in West Virginia who only has sex with horses that have anywhere from 2 to 10 inches more than mine, how do I cope with this and is there still a chance to win her over.
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>>33310037I honestly feel safer masturbating in my office when it's busy and people are doing stuff than when I'm alone with one armed guy on campus who could be bored and check up on me. Is that fucked up?
>>33310056just kys already bro, it's over, your 6inch dick will ruin your life
>>33309902M bouncing tits
>>33309996I don't "expect" sex. Gauging an appropriate interval in between sex is difficult as my preference is 3-4 times a day, which is ridiculous, and the longest actual gap was 3-4 years, which is ridiculous. I think 3-4 times a week is fair.
>>33310068Sorry anon, I've been there
Try to do little things to get out of your head a bit if you can. Take a shower, make some food, go for a walk, play with a pet, draw something or whatever. Appreciate that your sense of self is disorted and we're all just human.
Is it bad if I still jerk off to things she said to me several months ago? Like how much she desired me and how much she wanted me.
I feel like instead of being able to let go, I get more and more... attached, for the lack of a better word. Chasing something that is over.
>>33310070I can understand that desu, when it's busier and noisier and people are distracted
Still you finish work at noon most days right? Might as well wait til you get home right lol
>>33310079yeah, sounds cringe
what did she say?
>>33310002I'm curious too. I know the most popular dildo size for women is 7'' but maybe real penises make it up with warmth and such?
>>33310056>I can't buy a speedboat for my summer home, I'm so poor!Do tell.
>>33310082Things like she want me to creampie her.
>>33310079Is there a reason why you can't get back together? Was she the one who ended it?
>>33310086how did you go from that to breaking up?
Girls what would you do if your bf wanted to jerk off to big dick solo?
>>33310089ask why he is gay
>>33309920M I did that but never with the blinds open. If it were during the school year, the desk assistant would see right into my office without the blinds closed.
>>33310075It just feels like I'm less likely to get in trouble, and if I do, I'm less likely to be physically harmed if there are people around.
>>33310081Yeh, but I'm bored and I can't think of a good question to ask ITT to keep me occupied.
>>33310037>OK well maybe just say it would be fun to go with friends but your other friends can't make it or somethingIt's not even like I'm looking for a companion to go with. It's literally just, this is something she'd probably enjoy, so I feel like I should tell her about it. Is that weird?
>>33310058Why? I tell them about mine too. I'm sorry you have no reliably not shitty female friends or partners
>>33310092He is not. He just likes other mens dicks
>>33309965I remember the car one that went viral. That was probably real but then couples started farming it.
>>33310055>people that love wallowing in self pity are not my problem, regardless of genderThis.
>>33310046There's having body dysmorphia and then there's spending your time on earth trying to get others to reinforce your dysmorphia instead of resist it.
Grils what if your bf want to jerk off next to you while you masturbate too
>>33310095nta but you can just tell her about the event without asking if she wants to go, if she seems interested you can say you plan to go and if she still seems eager, you can ask if she would be interested to go together
>>33310093The door to my office only has one, thin vertical window. I have something to cover it, but technically I'm not supposed to do that. During normal hours, nobody has time to care and just assumes I'm eating or zooming or whatever. That's what I think when I see other people do the same, at least.
>>33310088The easiest and fastest way to explain it is probably by just saying "LDR".
>>33310100Didnโt know you were a woman
>>33310098sounds pretty gay to me
>>33310102Hot, mutual masturbation is fun.
>>333100856in is pretty much the average, just like 5'9''. But in our current world anything that isn't above average is below average so it's a small dick just like how we call 5'9'' guys manlets.
>>33310102eh, can be alright I guess
>>33310107No because he doesn't like other men
>>33310099Found it. She's fucking crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gO4VdNHGegw
>>33310105so she just said that and you never actually creampied her?
>>33310096i do but im not going to tell them about that
what good would it do
it only gives them stress and it isnt cathartic to me at all
>>33309902M
Doesn't work right when you post an image.
My first thought was a cute petite girl with purple hair naked under an oversized white dress shirt.
>>33310110>"our current world">4chan is real life
men, I need advice.
>2yrs ago
>man pursues me
>not in a good mental space so i turn him down
>continues to aggressively pursue me
>have a casual fling that ends in flames 1 year ago
>haven't spoken since
>now in a new relationship
>dm request from old fling
>deny it
>second dm request
I am really happy with my bf... the fling and I were not compatible and fought constantly. Why would he try to get in contact with me again? Is there any reason other than sex?
>>33310114L o l
Was probably fucking someone on the side or at minimum farming attention with the same hornytalk and pussy pics she sent him
Cuck.
>>33310122>Is there any reason other than sex?No.
>>33310115You're looking for catharsis here though, no?
>>33310122It's an ego thing for him. Another man picked up his old toy and now he wants to "mark" you.
>>33310122Maybe he actually liked you and still does
>>33310046I don't care when women have it. Sad but they often do stupid shit to make it worse for everyone, like reinforce makeup and filter use.
It feels cathartic when men have it considering they've been calling me fat and ugly since age 8. Men are too short and Norwood is coming and they deserve to feel as disgusting and unworthy as I have felt.
>>33310125I feel kind of bad rejecting the request twice, but I have no intentions of cheating or doing anything that would hurt my boyfriend so yeah.
>>33310119I can tell you're not 5'9'' because there's no way you're that height and haven't been called short in many occasions.
>>33310114It was everything she was into, but obviously when I'm horny I think of the sexual things we exchanged.
I'm going to watch some bodycam footage on youtube to get my mind off of it...
>>33310126well yeah i guess so
it still feels shitty and pathetic
thats why i would never talk about it irl
>>33310121frantically demanding dates to be confirmed is loser behavior
>>33310128He told me I would never be happy and would be miserable and lonely for the rest of my life, lmao. Not words you say to someone you like if you want them to stay around
>>33310127Guilty, lol. I did this once after I dumped my practice gf and she got a new bf. We still met up, though.
All, at what date count do you generally have the "what are we" discussion? Not to force anything, but objectively trying to prepare in case one of us decides to bring it up.
>>33310127This makes a lot of sense, he is egotistical as hell.
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Do women here feel hatred for ugly women? Anecdotally, the ugliest women I met had the worst traits and personality. Out of pure curiousity I want to know.
>>33310132I'm 5'8" and have never once been called short IRL
people meme about that shit online, "duke of manlets" and the like
but irl nobody actually cares
>>33310140f, if we go on more than two dates, thats official
>>33310122He likes you?
Sometimes the heart wants what it wants.
Look, ya'll got emancipated from mandatory childbirth with sex, and that's great and all, but it's lost all meaning now. Sex means nothing and you need to accept that.
All men go straight for the throat now because if they let off the gas someone else is gonna get there first.
>>33310140F
Usually I make my intentions VERY clear.
As in, if I don't feel deeply for the guy I'll tell him I don't see us having a future, right off the bad. Have had that conversation in the past.
With my now fiance, I've made it clear to him that I only date to marry.
>>33310095>this is something she'd probably enjoy, so I feel like I should tell her about itI would just be honest and let her know about the event as you think it seems kinda up her alley
>>33310118Lmao
>>33310046F
I find people of both genders who have body dysmorphia over the age of 21 ro be exhausting. Grow up and get a grip
>>33310151not everyone goes on dates with any random idiot that agrees anon, if I go on a date with someone I already am pretty serious about liking then and being compatible
>>33310145Cool, do you typically bring up that fact to see if the other is on the same page? I'm asking as one of my past relationships we never really had that conversation and I'm not sure if I need to force it or just chill and see if its brought up naturally. Feel like assuming is a mistake.
>>33310145This but unironically
>>33310137What is the context he said this in? Nobody says this out of nowhere
>>33310122>Is there any reason other than sexNo lol sounds like he just wants to smash again
>>33310139>dumped my practice gfYou people are sick
>>33310140Depends on the situation desu and how "serious" you're both getting and feel
With my ex we met up like every day for a week then became "official" cause we both felt strongly. But desu I think we definitely rushed it too much and should've given it a few weeks
>>33310155usually the talk happens naturally the moment it would involve showing up as a couple around family and friends the first time
when that happens obviously depends on circumstances, but getting to know my friends and family is definitive signal that this is official now
>>33310161Which nobody sane does on a 3rd date.
>>33310162agreed thats why i cant make eye contact with them
what if they see behind my ugly eyes into my pathetic incel brain
>literally no one here has sympathy
Yk I'm starting to think I'm the normal one and you all are assholes
>>33310162They're just puppies really.
>>33310144Lucky you, I'm 5'9'' and I've been called short a lot of times.
>>33310140i asked my bf instantly after our first kiss. yes i have autism
>>33310166nobody sane goes on three dates with someone they donโt know well enough to bring to family gatherings after the third date
>>33310147>>33310153Thank you for your responses.
>>33310168sympathy for what?
>>33310168>not validating peoples self pity is being an asshole
>>33310002Being brutally honest penetration doesn't do that much but if I'm going to do it bigger is better because the sensation of being filled is nice. I can't really conjure what 6 inches is, but I think girth probably matters more.
>>33310104I mean yeah it was fine. I used to be a dorm area coordinator, and one wall of my office was just a window that looked into the lobby but if you closed the blind it had, no one could see me unless they came in front of my desk because if youโre in front of the door, thereโs a wall that blocks the desk.
>>33310170by whom in what context
>>33310172>after the third dateLove how you keep moving goalposts, realizing your statements are all kinda stupid. lol
>>33310172The 3 date people are always turbo sluts who do it to make themselves feel normal.
>>33310162Good. It means my long nails and resting bitch face are working.
>>33310170>>33310179Depends on your race obviously. People expect a white guy to be taller than 5'9".
But not a Japanese guy.
>>33309902M
Fucking the girl I'm planning a holiday with
>>33310157The context was an escalation of a random fight we had over a video game we both played, lmfao. I'm not trying to paint him as a villain here, I was in a bad mental space too and not ready to be involved with someone which I told him. We were just pretty volatile and fought a lot. I never said nasty shit like that to him though.
>>33310177That seems way more risky.
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>>33310161And what would you do if you don't intend to bring them around family until you know you're official? Also neither of us have many friends. Kind of introvert maxxed in that regard.
>>33310183>long nailsNothing hotter than that.
>>33310140Once I'm starting to consider moving in together. I confirm exclusivity earlier though, I don't want to kiss or fuck anyone who's doing it with other people whether or not I see a future with him.
>>33310191I mean they still think of the Japanese dudes as short.
But most people are smart enough to know that's just genetics and race.
>>33310175You know what, yes. If it's one thing I've realized women don't understand is just how invalidated men feel. Hence why it's so fucking easy for the Tates of the world to grift.
>>33310192damn this ikaruga sequel is slow as fuck
>>33310176i knew it it's fucking over
>>33310183>long nailngl they are the least intimidating thing i can think of
id be more scared of a girl with gnawed off nails.
>>33310132The Dutchman has entered the thread
>>33310142F
I hate myself but not other ugly women
>>33310197Gotta learn early on, nobody believes men have valid emotions other than PTSD from killing too many people in war.
>>33310146He didn't speak to me for over a year, lmao
>>33310180I never moved goal posts, obviously it is impossible to put a definitive timeline on things like this since it heavily depends on context
the sane timeline is this:
>knowing someone well enough to already know there is lots of comparability and you have a crush on each other>go on three dates>if after that a family or friends gathering comes up, itโs a great opportunity to make the final step to make things official publicly very simple
>>33310181what?
>>33310193the bringing them to family gatherings IS the making it official
>no friendswhat makes you think you are capable of having a healthy relationship when you canโt even keep up a friendship?
>>33310194>>33310202What color or pattern on acrylics would most intimidate men?
>>33310202True, short nails on women are not just off putting, they indicate things like drug abuse from my experience.
>>33310197I learned by wasting years validating mens self pitying. All it does is make them feel even more sorry for themselves.
>>33310179In pretty much any context. Basically for as long as I remember I've been "the short one". And I've had both family and friends tell me that I'm short but I make up for it in other things, so yeah.
>>33310209>obviously it is impossible to put a definitive timeline on things like this since it heavily depends on contextOh so now you agree with me laughing at our definitive timeline statements. Glad you realized your statenents were worthy of ridicule!
>>33310208It's... possible.... he wants sex.
But how can you be sure?
>>33310213do you live in the fucking netherlands kek
5'9" is literally the most unremarkable height i can think of
>>33310162Agreed but it's a turn on desu
>>33310210Probably swastikas on a white and red background.
>>33310186Oxford fuckboy anon?
What are you doing for hols?
Have a fun time
>>33310211>strawmanas long as theyre trimmed i think theyre better than long nails. long nails are basic stacy bitch shit
Should I call him and tell him his dick fell off in my dream
>>33310122>Why would he try to get in contact with me again?Sex
>Is there any reason other than sex?No
Girls ask this all the time. Girls I know IRL and girls here too. It's sex. They want to have sex. Guys don't have many options so if they're in a dry spell they start going down their list of contacts seeing who might be dtf. Yes, many guys are totally happy seeing exes again for sex even if things ended terribly.
>>33310219But I'm not white.
>>33310216Idk, that's why I was asking the men here. I am gonna reject again but I just feel kinda bad.
>>33310215>anons keep asking for fixed timelines for romantic relationships >try to give an estimated answer to give an idea of what a sane framework might be like >get shat on learned my lesson
>>33309877Skinny legs are ok.
I don't like big muscles.
>>33310210like actual pointy stilettos in a solid color
shit that would draw blood if you grabbed my shoulder
>>33310226>just feel kinda badWhy do you feel bad rejecting a fuckboy while you have a boyfriend? Lol wat
>>33310140M
you know when you know
if you have to talk, it's not compatible
>>33310227nta because it is diffident for every person in every situation.
>>33310226You know what, I'm not normal enough to help.
Don't feel bad. Your duty is to the health of the species. Don't let these losers pass on their genes.
>>33310229I can't wear gloves without keeping them coffins at sharpest.
>>33310217No, I'm in Italy
And before you say "Italians are short" no lol, especially the newer generations. I regularly see teenage girls that are taller than me already, and I was like bottom 5 shortest guys both in my class and at uni.
>>33310230Yeah you right I shouldn't feel bad at all lmao he was a complete fucking jackass to me as well, he was extremely mean to me at times. I never insulted him like that. Maybe I have too much sympathy for people.
Women, can you tell when your shirt is showing too much boob?
>>33310232no shit
the question was
>at what date count do you >generallyme, personally
I never said thats how it is for everyone
why are you all so pressed, lmao
>>33310236Oh. I guess that makes it scary?
>>33310239Yes. None of my shirts show off too much boob because I'm pretty much flat.
>>33310234this reminds me theres this cashier at the grocery store who wears the same worn out blue disposable gloves every single time i see her and her nails are poking through them
disgusting
>>33310240>comes to 4chan for advice
>>33310163You're intimidating
There's a great joke: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
>>33310243I just answered a question
>>33310242Fashion shouldn't compromise safety.
>>33310220Lmfao you remembered? We're going to China. Going to go to a couple of historic cities and a national park. Then we'll fuck around a big lake in the south staying in a lot of absurdly cute hotels in absurdly cute villages.
Because I am a fuckboy, after she goes back to the US I'll go to Shanghai to see my ex and also this girl I went on a couple of dates with last year and also an old (platonic) university friend.
>>33310239It's actually pretty difficult for me. I always forget how much space I take up and stuff shifts when I move and bend.
>>33310110>I'm soooo poooooor!idgaf
>>33310235sorry to hear that. i'm usually the shortest out of my friend group but ive never been bullied over it. or even had it mentioned tbqh. maybe italians are just dicks
>>33310241nta but you don't have to be flat to show off too much boob desu.
I've been going out with this woman that I really like, but I cannot say or do anything sexual because I have this deep fear or being viewed as creepy. I'm afraid that I'll fuck it up by not being sexual but at the same time I'm afraid that I'll fuck it up by being sexual and creepy.
>>33310253A shirt that fits well and isn't explicitly for showing off a bare chest isn't going to show too much boob by accident.
>>33310241>Oh. I guess that makes it scary?No, it's the only thing I can think of a woman could have on her nails that would make me absolutely avoid her.
Anything else like skulls is hot and/or cute.
I mean there are some really ugly color combinations, but those are more bad taste, than shocking.
>>33310239I'm pretty short so I have to remember some shirts that look modest to me show off a lot of cleavage. It's a hassle.
>>33309965Fake 'n' gay.
Staged and acted for views. It's super cringe btw.
>>33310254Every woman has the "he has to kiss me first rule."
However, you know how you can tell she wants to sleep with you?
She's initiating contact. Women are like cats. They'll come to you for pets.
>>33310239Not immediately. I don't show skin in that area but clothes can draw too tight or show my nipples even though it looked fine when I was freshly dressed at home.
>>33310235Same here. What the fuck are they feeding the newer generation? Yesterday I saw like 3 young guys who must've been between 6'5-7'0 and they were all ripped. All of them had girls around also.
>>33310254F
What worked on me was him kind of teasing intimacy until I had to ask for it myself
>>33310237>complete fucking jackass to me as well, he was extremely mean to meRIP, honestly I would just block him then, doesn't seem worth your time
>have too much sympathy for people.Yeah honestly you probably are just too kind and a bit or a doormat which draws these kind of guys
He also said in the dream that he never even liked me and that I was too needy. Rude
>>33310223Would it help him???
>>33310267thats literally you talking to yourself
>>33310267>too needyDoubtful.
>>33310260This. Stuff always gets tight on me when I move and sweat and stuff that looked fine in home lighting is totally different outside.
>>33310248Enjoy your China trip, sounds really comfy and nice desu
Sounds like you got your summer mapped out lol, have fun
Meanwhile I am drinking cider at 2pm playing The Patrick Star Game on xbox, still thinking about the really fit lass from job centre plus this morning
>>33310268Maybe it is a sign of something and he should stay away from heavy machinery and loose pants
>>33310269Why would she say that then
>>33310106Don't have to be a woman to point out that your question needs clarification.
>>33310259>Every woman has the "he has to kiss me first ruleNot every woman, but yeah I have been out with more girls who waited for a kiss than who initiated it
>>33310267Dude, your sub concious is telling you you're too needy?
>>33310267>It appeared to me in a dream>So I broke up
>>33310270Whatโs that supposed to mean
>>33310277? It was my subconscious showing me him calling me needy
>>33310272Comparison is the thief of joy desu.
>>33310118>pedo postAll of my shrugs
wait we're actually supposed to kiss girls? i thought that was made up movie stuff. news to me
>>33310276nta comes across as kinda slutty or easy sometimes desu.
>>33310278No heโs been gone for a while
>>33310280Not like I had any joy to begin with desu
My life is pretty comfy though, I can't complain
I've been invited on a few trips this summer so it just depends whether I can be arsed and have the money to go
>>33310276Buddy, you post pedophile anime pics.
You'll speak when spoken to, homo.
>>33310283>putting any kind of effort or forwardness in a relationship is sluttywomen can just fuck right off
who told them this shit
>>33310279It is incredibly rare a woman is too needy.
Find a better man.
>>33310285Unironically, thank you for the polite response. Sounds fun, you should consider it.
>>33310288nta but I got called a slut for wanting to make things official after three dates earlier itt so you tell me lol
>>33310288The media? I know, that's a cop out but there's some truth their.
>>33310288>who told them this shitTradcuck men, obviously.
Are you dense?
>>33310239I dont have big boobies, I used to wish I did.
>>33310292Point out the post who called you a slut, sweetie.
>>33310292that was the fukken rick and morty autist he can kill himself
>>33310290No worries cunt :p
Eh I always dread doing social stuff and travelling but then it's fine once I'm there. So if I can afford to (they said they'd lend me the money anyway) I might just push myself
>>33310282Movies are a reflection on reality. Everything in a movie is real or will be real within the next 2 years of its release
I guess Iโm never gonna get what I want โcause all I wanna get is along with you
>>33310294fuck the media
>>33310295fuck people who say that
all a bunch of nigfags
>>33310283>comes across as kinda slutty or easy sometimesIk a lot of women have this worry, I understand where they're coming from and get it if they want the guy to make the moves. Something I learned the hard way going on dates when younger, you often have to be proactive
But I do still really admire when girls are bold and initiate things themselves an aren't shy about their affections. One thing I liked about my exes especially the most recent
>>33310255>>33310296Even (thin) men can show too much boob, my ex always embarrassed me with his whorish necklines and stiff nipples
Should I doubt his love for the following reasons?
>the women he liked online before we met were a different race and much prettier than me
>he would approach and flirt with female classmates but when we shared a class he didn't really notice or pursue me
We met on an app and he did chase me with intent as soon as we matched, but this is shaking me.
>>33310302Oh, I immediately ignore that mentally ill attention whore. lol His posts don't even register.
Sorry, carry on!
>>33310308reminding me of tall men being slutty by wearing shirts that are too short and keep showing their tummy
>>33310309total insecurelet death
gonna wear my wet clothes to work because i dont give a fuck
fuck them
fuck the department of labor, transportation, agriculture
fuck the government
fuck thjis gay earth
>>33310311That is just gay-signaling.
>>33310309>women he liked online before we met were a different race and much prettier than meThis doesn't mean anything lol. I went out with girls much hotter than my ex in the past but never liked anyone as much as her
>he did chase me with intent as soon as we matchedWell there you go. Clearly he likes you if he did this and is still with you
>>33310315pretty sure its because normal shirts are too short for them
>>33310300>Movies are a reflection on reality.This is one of my favorite points.
Every time I reference a fictional example of a concept, people push back saying that it's not real. The concept came from an author who is a real person in reality.
People actually do things.
>>33310307nta I'll only really do that if a guy isn't picking up on my signals. But I've heard women aren't as overt about stuff like that.
>>33310318>People actually do things.source???
>>33310317No, I am rather tall too.
>>33310319women usually give up if a guy doesnt get signals ime so good for you
>>33310322obviously not tall enough
>>33310322Shop at a big and tall place then. I'm pretty busty and I know I can't just pick any old bra off the rack.
>>33310261unironically female pressure, height was pretty consistent throughout history, increased a bit due to better nutrition but since women got freedom to date whoever they wanted male height has fucking exploded because only tall men get to have children lmao
>>33310324>tfw im not him ;_;
>>33310319>only really do that if a guy isn't picking up on my signalsThat's fair enough lol
I meant there's nothing wrong with that, that's totally normal
I guess what I'm really trying to say is I'm a shy dorky guy and appreciated the girls who were very forward lol
>>33310321I once sat on the hood of my friend's car eating a bag of Skittles as she drove down my home street.
>>33310324Am.
>>33310327>braNigga, anon was talking about male height, not female bras. lol
>>33310323Lol, thanks. Coincidentally every relationship I've initiated has ended horribly. Like abuse and stuff.
>>33310332Goofball weirdo shit, rather.
>>33310336god thts awful
shits fucked
i dkfkl
>>33310334I realize it's not quit the same thing but the theme seemed to be properly fitting clothing. I'm not going to attempt to wear like a C cup I mean.
>>33310336That really sucks anon, I hope the future treats you better
>>33310340what is it saying
Being single and in that weird in between stage where youโre still heartbroken but ready to move on. How do you get through it?
>>33310340>>33310342I'm in a better place now, thanks.
>>33310341>I'm not going to attempt to wear like a C cupthat would be interesting to see
>>33310344Get some good dick.
>>33310328I say we just turn over the whole thing (civilization) to women and see what happens.
>>33310328>since women got freedom to date whoever they wantedBit strange how the height boom always coincides with the masses getting proper nutrition whether women's mate selection precedes or follows those two events
>>33310341>but the theme seemed to be properly fitting clothing.Nah, it's men purposefully wearing overly short tops to signal they are gay.
>>33310328but shouldnt the total womanlets who also keep reproducing end up keeping the height average
>>33310347Lol, I don't think quad boob is very attractive irl.
Why do people who donโt know me well always tell me I come off as extremely chill when I know in my head and around family I panic and o overthink extremely often
>>33310352NTA and not buying into his retarded incel logic, but my mom is 165cm, my dad 180cm and I am 190cm.
My older brother is around 180cm too and we have had similar facial features as teens.
Shit just happens.
>>33310350F I kinda think the same thing happened with women and boob size. Have you seen how young the girls develop nowadays?
>>33310344>How do you get through it?Idk I've just been playing video games and drinking a lot desu
I like my gf, was I so picky for so long that I actually succeeded in finding a gf who is exactly what I want?
>>33310352Female height is mostly inherited from the mother and male height from the father.
Women height is irrelevant for dating. Male height isn't, so we see the effect much more pronounced on men than women.
>>33310350Nutrition for the masses hasn't been a problem in some 70-80 years in the developed world and the height explosion that is happening now cannot be explained away by better nutrition. Parents being more hands-on does play a part (everybody is a health freak now) but there's also a correlation between offspring and height for men so yeah.
Not to mention this is most pronounced in western societies despite asians also having improved their nutrition but not having had these height explosions probably because height isn't as important for dating for them (for now).
>I fall asleep
>6 hours later
>The thread is back to talking about absolutely pointless shit and the betas will not stop talking about their useless dicks.
I'm going to have to parent you all, aren't I?
Alright. What websites do you all use.
>>33310362>What websites do you all use4chan
please make the insecurelets go away
>>33310362Art sites in general.
Thanks, daddy.
>>33310361nta so theoretically, if men only starting having kids with large chested women, would we get a lot of big boobs?
>>33310366did you not pay attention in school?
>>33310366Yes, but breast preferance among men isn't nearly as common and that would never happen.
>>33310370more like men donโt get to be picky
>>33310370nta more like beggars can't be choosers.
>>33310362>What websites do you all usesizebooru.com
If someone in your office was forced to sit directly under a vent, and you as extremely cold, and made it known they were extremely cold, would you be okay with turning the thermostat up a degree or two so they could be more comfortable, or would you be completely uncaring and leave the thermostat exactly where it is, because it's not cold in your seat because it's not directly under a vent?
Why do I feel so unsafe and unprotected when hes gone
>>33310328But surely this can't go on forever. Natural human height limit must be around 6'9" and those guys already have lots of joint problems. Only bad thing is that we are at the peak of hypergamy, so we will be long dead before any change happens. I fucking hate foids and will dedicate my life to making their lives as shit as possible.
>>33310371No, men just aren't that picky.
I want to fuck a flat, sporty girl just as much as a curvy titscow. Just in different ways.
>>33310374do they not understand the concept of a sweater?
>>33310375Did he take the condom with him that is supposed to be on your dick?
>>33310371>>33310372Sure, I like big boobs but I'm not going to demand it, like a woman with height.
>>33310374Obviously I'd turn up the heating, lend them a sweater/coat and see what else we could do kek
>>33310375Because legitimately if I entered your house what could you do?
>>33310378It's 80 degrees outside. I shouldn't have to wear a sweater. It shouldn't be freezing in my chair.
>>33310365Kinda giving me ptsd flashbacks to every redhead I've dated with that comment but I'll allow it.
>>33310364Here's what we're gonna do... round up all the cool people and design a new general that's just a chat room.
I mean, look, 4chan could be awesome so long as sexuality was dismissed from the roster of topics. The betas would immediately leave.
What kinda rules we thinkin?
>>33310366Yeah but there isn't any genetic feature that men exhibit almost monolithic preference for the way women like tall men. The only similar feature is weight but that is not genetic.
>>33310383if other people are not freezing then you are the problem
making everyone else sweat because you want to bitch about putting on a sweater is exactly the kind of behavior I would expect of you
>>33310361It's literally happening even faster in Asia.
https://medtextpublications.com/open-access/secular-trends-in-human-height-in-southeast-asian-countries-after-1100.pdf
>>33310381Would you think it's sociopathic if someone was extremely cold and nobody cared at all?
>>33310377This kek. It's like apples and oranges. Both are tasty in different ways. I love flat tomboys with short black hair just as much as I love blonde big titty gyarus
>>33310383nta, then you take it off when you go outside. It's not a difficult concept.
>>33310387No one is sweating. The difference in temperature cannot be felt except for where I sit.
>>33310389I mean it's very bizarre and low empathy yeah
>>33310383Turning the heat UP during summer. Great idea.
>>33310379Yes
>>33310382>imagining him killing you to protect me :3
>>33309902Kissing his neck and jerking him off while big spooning.
>>33310391Turning the thermostat up one degree is even more simple.
>>33310395I am not asking for heat. I am asking for less cold air to be blown directly on me.
>>33310388It's access to red meat, bro.
>>33310396I mean when he is not there
>>33310389No. You have the ability to put on AND take off warmer clothes at will. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
>>33310384>>33310384>What kinda rules we thinkin?no bitching, no whining, no insecurity moaning, no throwing a tantrum, no self pity posting, no being a pedo
that should filter out a big chunk of atogans
>>33310388lmao. rip to the asianbros
I have said it before and I will say it again as many times as it is necessary...
SLUTS
ARE
PRECIOUS
>>33310386>>33310366Also if that ever happened women can still disguise their breasts with surgery, men can't (the surgery is shit and fucks up your legs for life, nobody sane does that)
>>33310398Let's be honest though, are you really going to be happy with one degree difference? You're inventing a fantasy here. Do you have BPD or something?
>>33310405I agree slut shaming is lame
Some of the loveliest most fun girls I've known have been sluts
>>33310405But sluts never consider me even though I accept them for who they are
>>33310374>>33310383>>33310389Your posts are fucking hilarious. Did you fuck the fish tournament guy yet?
>>33310401So if someone was extremely cold and you could easily fix it, you wouldn't, because it's fine where you sit?
>>33310407>Let's be honest though, are you really going to be happy with one degree difference?No, but I think it's a reasonable compromise.
>>33310412No but thankfully he's not here today. I hope he dies in a car accident soon.
>>33310402Agreed.
>>33310409Like, look at this virgin.
God, the virginity is radiating through my phone screen.
>>33310122Why did it go down in flames tho?
Sex havers are gross if it's not with me
>>33310402>no being a pedoWait.
Do you mean being a pedo itt or just in general, because the latter is hard to know and I'd feel targeted.
>>33310413It's not low empathy, it's assuming you can fix a problem yourself and not act like a fucking baby.
>>33310421Iโm not consenting
>>33310425I can easily fix the problem by turning up the thermostat when no one is looking, but it's only temporary before they turn it down again.
>>33310424I added that specifically to make sure you would not make the cut
>>33310418>No, but I think it's a reasonable compromise.Face it, you just want to assert your position at any cost. Because the world revolves around you, right?
>>33310414But before I kill you I would tie you up so you can't resist and I would rape and hit you >:)
>>33310427Than it doesn't really fix the problem now does it? :/ Again, toddler logic.
Ladies: how do you feel about men that are so insecure in their non-existent masculinity that they post borderline underage anime girls because even looking at an image of a man causes them existential stress.
>>33310433operation mercy killing activated
>>33310429No, apparently the world revolves around the guy in the office who doesn't sit under a vent and sits next to the thermostat.
>>33310432He just got up. I'm going to go turn it up.
I was talking to this 20 year old kid about women a while back and he said that he understood them because he listened to that chick who sings Espresso.
Wha trhe fuck is going on with men, man?
>>33310435I honestly wouldn't mind that, instead of the weird misandrist push-pull dynamic that women seem to have on the internet. Why do women do that, by the way? Hate men but hold them to standards. Go their own way but get mad when men don't chase them (figuratively).
Girls, debating pursing this short girl.
She's not "hot" but she's funny and we get along together with great banter. She recalls previous conversations we've had and picks on me, which is funny. What do? do I add her on IG?
>>33310374Depends on the ambient temperature of the room. If the rest of the room would be too warm, then I wouldn't raise it but I'd work to accommodate the cold one. I'd try to redirect airflow out of the vent or get them a snuggie
>>33310443If you see those as barriers, or you don't know how to understand them, then you were never meant to get past them
>>33310442As a zoomie, fuck if I know. Maybe the gender divide is just the norm for us now. Heh, that song reminds me of the porn version where she sings about taking dick.
>>33310443it has the big dumb
>>33310442You can barely make out what she's saying.
>thinking about me having my all thinking about me espresso>don't look down not now is that sweet? i guess so
>>33310447Oh no I do understand that women do like being chased, I just don't know why some women are signalling that they hate men when the men they do want tend not to do the whole "I want to prove something" shtick
Or maybe I'm an idiot, and I read it wrong, and maybe you can enlighten me.
>>33310450I think you just have bad hearing, anon.
>>33310454Your boyfriend is here
>>33310445
God hates men, and women are the proof.
If women don't love me, why shouldn't I rape to get what I want?
>>33310450it goes
Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me espresso
sheโs just singing about how she likes having a guy wrapped around her finger and addicted to her
God loves man and women are proof of that.
>>33310456sounds like a you problem because some men would claim that god loves men and women are the proof
>>33310458Btw men should pretend to be like that
Why were you all so concerned that my subconscious called me needy but not that it ripped off my ex boyfriends dick and made me responsible for it
>>33310462>>33310463Delusional
Women are demons sent here to torment men
>>33310465true, imagine there is still men that think acting aloof and cold is the fuckboy way lmao
>>33310462Women are man; human
Listen, jannies, I can easily flood these threads with hundreds of posts a minute of nothing but slam poetry about how gay you are.
END OF RINE
RINE ENDS HERE
>>33310450It's about how sweet that pussy is bro.
>>33310451If women aren't actively talking to you then you're not...
1. Fit enough
2. Wealthy enough
3. Dressed nicely enough
Wanna know how to pull? Spend $500 on an outfit and walk around a bar.
>>33309917M
I would if she is a nice girl
>>33310464I would've been upset if nobody said this.
>>33310051Because nobody reads gioyc.
>>33310051Because women can't get me off their chests :D
>>33310479why? are you fat?
>>33310122>Is there any reason other than sex?Even if there wore, what do you care? Why are you grasping for excuses to accept his dm requests?
>>33310423Based sex commander
>>33310437Poor tits should smile
>>33310472>Spend $500 on an outfit and walk around a barI met my ex at a bar when I was wearing jeans with holes in them and a vidya t-shirt
Do you really want to pull gold diggers?
I pooped twice today and the first one weight 3 pounds and the second was probably two pounds so Iโm down to 115
>>33310481My dick sure is.
>>33310245It was mildly funny the first time I heard it. It grew stale quickly.
>>33310483>ExExactly, dipshit.
>>33310267You know that's your subconsciousness being rude to yourself.
>>33310486You will get 0 pussy
>>33310488Then where is your gf?
>>33310344How did you get through it last time?
>>33310493Many breakdowns, unemployment, drug abuse
>>33310484Are you female?
>>33310489I think it was my subconscious being rude to him by making him a mean person. And by decapitating his penis but not his balls. Why would I do that?
That's the best ya got?
Where's your girlfriend?
At your moms house, brother.
It's your mom
>>33310374In an office you have to be able to compromise about situations like that and find an acceptable middle ground. But if they're not complaining it's not my job to baby them. Stand up for yourself.
>>33310498Why would I take dating advice from a single man?
>>33310497Did he lie to you about anything?
I'm a psychoanalyst.
>>33310502Hot. Please continue documenting your bowel movements here every day for the rest of your life
>>33310504Now I donโt want to
>>33310245>Polyamorous people have a scheduling kinkAs an ADHDfag this sounds like my worst nightmare
>>33310503I donโt think he did
>>33310497I guess you're a rude person deep down.
>>33310500Why wouldn't you?
I go raw and hard and ain't been got yet.
>>33310507Blackpilled again
>>33310511Thatโs what I keep saying but no one believes me
>>33310513Whats your body count?
Attractive people piss me off. They got lucky and life's easier for them because of that.
>>33310521want a medal for your suffering?
>>33310488>exI mean I was the one who kinda ruined things and then didn't take her back when she proposed trying again
Think I will though, she's just too much of a sweetie pie, I miss her constant yapping
>>33310521Can't blame them for that. Good for them.
>>33310245>There's a great joke: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.They also score higher on narcissism on the five factor model.
>>33310524Are you seriously not self aware enough to realize that everyone knows you're a pedophile.
You're a pedophile.
No one wants to talk to you.
>>33310499I literally talk about how cold I am constantly. They make fun of me for always being cold. But they just turned the thermostat back down after I gave myself a degree when they weren't looking.
>>33310521>life's easier for themBit of a bold assumption don't you think? Life isn't necessarily easier for someone just because they have one advantage. They could have two other disadvantages that negate it
>>33310530Wtf?? Where did this come from kek
>>33310494Could be worse, you could be a 30yo KHHV NEET tripfag who's in a gay online relationship with a 50yo tripfag.
>>33310494Well there you go.
>>33310464Are you shota enough for her?
>>33310397That would be hot. I wish more women were down to be big spoon occasionally.
>>33310478Which is not necessary to get something off your chest.
>>33310530We have bigger pedos over there
>>33310424
>>33310544JH pedomogs them both
>>33310357Nta. I think that's from estrogen mimickers in the water supply.
>>33310544I was simping over an older woman again literally a few hours ago and about to fap to milf pr0n but one can never win around here...
>>33310550>I-I-I can only have one mental illness at a time
>>33310550I guess that's why you, exhib and mkg get along together so well
2025 has been a bad year for the discord tripfags. They're getting trashed daily and can't keep up the damage control.
Male here, should I just buy an escort and get it over with? I want my dick sucked so bad and I just do not see it happening naturally.
>>33310555We do?
Exhib is chill and idk why people target him kek
>>33310557it has been a delight to witness
>>33310559>Paying an escort for just a bjWhy
I put corn into my coleslaw.
>>33310564Honestly based. I love both, I should try the combo sometime
>>33310563I don't really care about pussy or anal, all I want is oral. Not some timid bj either, I want a solid two hours of dedicated oral worship.
>>33310559No. I lost my V card that way, and it's one of my biggest regrets.
Besides, they're not likely to blow you without a condom, and getting a blowjob with a condom is more frustrating than satisfying.
>>33310569I was specifically looking at bare back blowjob escorts that also rim.anc swallow and do multiple shots during the service.
>>33310560He allied himself with MKG, so now, just like JH, he's lumped together with him
>>33310564Are you constipated? Drink more water.
>>33310570You could combine it with a trip to Japan, they have pink salons, which are bareback BJ clubs.
Just lurking and absorbing all the information I can
>>33310571Bloody hell you people read way too much into this shitposting lol
>>33310557>tfw I've filtered every single one since I got here.Feels peaceful, man
I learned on another board that tripfag might as well be a diagnosis for a cluster b personality disorder.
>>33310570Shit, that sounds dangerous, anon. No nut is worth HIV.
>>33310571I don't really care about any of these tripfags but what I will say from experience in other generals is that being a tripfag sucks. Even if you run events and genuinely give back the one downside I've experienced with a lot of anons is that they can be giant whiny faggots. I'm sure it's a vocal minority but still. Normally I've had amazing experiences with anons doing stuff but they can be massive fucking faggots in threads.
>>33310575I mean, that's a lot of fiber.
>>33310573>You could combine it with a trip to Japan, they have pink salons, which are bareback BJ clubs.nta
But damn this is incredibly disgusting. I understand why these places exist, but damn, you people posting here make me feel like I'm very vanilla.
>>33310587Never been to a prostitute, but if that makes you disgusted... you are INSANELY sheltered.
>>33310542>>33310546Calm down boys, I'm sure some other gal would also like to big spoon you guys if you didn't date midgets with stumpy arms on purpose.
>>33310584nta how often is a hooker going to have HIV though? Don't they get vetted for stuff pretty often?
Is anyone else too scared to ask a girl her body count?
>>33310573I only like white women unfortunately, not even a racist thing, I'm just only really attracted to my own race and interracial is something I find legit gross.
>>33310586All the better!
I also used 0% fat greek yoghurt to balance out the mayo and heavier stuff a bit.
>>33310589>but if that makes you disgusted... you are INSANELY sheltered.According to the anons here I'm a massive damaged-goods traumatized slut though.
>>33310590There's been zero correlation between size and willingness to big spoon IME
If anything I'm tempted to say the tall girls wanted to be the little spoon more
I was gonna accuse this OP of being an earlyfag when I was scrolling through what I slept through, but the mods actually nuked like 50 posts by an avatarfag lol
Saw a girl for about a month but then she sorta went silent and only responding once a week. Came back and explained what shes been going through, lost job, some other stuff about depression, and opened up about some other stuff thats been bothering her. She seems super apologetic, and I asked if she is still wanting to talk/hang out. Shes talking again (for now) but said we shouldn't hangout until she gets a job/some money again. I was already paying for the days we did go out and never mentioned the cost or anything, so its not like I cared either. She is very money conscious though, always was commenting on stuff being expensive and when we went to diner when I was looking at the bill to pay asked if it was expensive. Am I just being strung along or does this seem genuine?
>>33310582How to be thread-famous
>>33310571>There is only secret femanon alliance
>>33310593>not even a racist thing>interracial is something I find legit gross.Sure thing, buddy.
>>33310595Can be the same, I guess.
Why would a hooker want to be a hooker if not for an addiction or something like that? I mean, surely they can't all be like that.
>>33310592You shouldn't be scared of asking. But you should be polite enough about it, and bring it up when it's in context.
>>33310571Millennial humour lacks any sense of wit.
>>33310599why would you want that?
>>33310596You didn't even ask I bet. You're not giving accurate data points.
>>33310598Seems genuine to me desu, I would give her another chance
>>33310602>Can be the same, I guess.A true versatile queen.
>>33310560NTA, but
1, it's really ick how you'll be having a normal non-sexual conversation and then he'll start dropping in his sexual fetishes (e.g. the monster girls he faps to).
2, he's on a high horse, talking shit about the other incels and shut-ins as if he's any better.
3, he has a name and tripcode, you don't need anything more than that.
>>333105714, now we can add him being Mkg's buttbuddy to the list
>>33310590In my experience it's more about them wanting to feel submissive.
>>33310594>0% fat greek yoghurtSo it's got added sugar to make up for the lost texture and taste?
4_16
md5: 3a73e2304a24e35a357eddfec451abb5
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>>33310603Hookers in their vast majority don't want to be hookers. They do it because of their circumstances.
>>33310602>Sure thing, buddy.You can filter attraction by any other metric, height, weight, clothing, physical disability, accent, whatever but as soon as you say you're just not interested in other races you're racist. Fuck off faggot.
>>33310613>but I want submissive to dom meStupid theory
It really pissed me off when she picked the pepperoni off of my pizza with her filthy fucking hands. It's my food, you stupid bitch. I wanted to smack her in face.
>>33310596>If anything I'm tempted to say the tall girls wanted to be the little spoon moreTall girl here. This happens because we want to feel like the little girl.
>>33310620Why are you letting sluts pick food from your plate?
>>33310543Which is why I'm not posting in the get it off your chest thread.
>>33310598Highly possible she's massively self conscious about the fact she's not "pulling her weight". She might not just feel embarrassed but also feel actively morally bad for not being able to contribute to your dates and such. A lot of people don't like feeling like dead weight and she probably really doesn't want you to think she's using you for money.
If you're completely honest with her that you
1. like her a lot
2. know she's doing her best looking for a job
3. you don't mind putting money towards getting to hang out with her because you know it's just while she's looking for something
4. you also really don't mind hanging out in very affordable ways because it's her you're interested in, not whatever activities you might be doing together
then you can gauge from her response whether she was self conscious like I described or whether she was just thinking of an excuse to distance herself.
>>33309858 (OP)I just learned how bras are sized, neat
>>33310623I was in the middle of eating when she did that shit. I did accidentally hit her once but that was a different situation.
>>33310607tf, of course I ask. And girls usually do it! At least for a little while. Because they care about your wants too. They just want to be big spooned more than they want to big spoon. What sort of odd assumption is this that you are making about me.
>>33310621Well yeah
>>33310626Don't care
Didn't ask
>>33310603I know a couple and they don't have an education and families to feed, single mother, that whole stereotype.
Animal Crossing New Horizons is on sale. Is it too late to buy it? I didn't have a Switch but I have a Switch 2 now. I'm just afraid a new Animal Crossing game will come out right after I buy it.
>>33310612I saw you post this exact response before kek
Nitpicking imo
>>33310620Why you so selfish
>>33310628>accidentally hit her onceBruh
Women, how long does it usually take you to do your hair and makeup?
>>33309906>>33309905>>33309896https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751542567145021.webm
>>33310614No, it has more protein, the 0% and 10% both have 3.5g sugar, which I guess is from lactose.
Good old fashioned lover boy
>>33310634Is it a better quality version on the Switch 2 or something? I might get that. Have you played the Donkey Kong? Heard it's really good.
>>33310618>just not interested in other racesWhich is not what I quote directly from your post.
Just be honest that you are racist.
>>33310635>NTAYeah, I copypasted it
>>33310624So you are just a generic attention whore, gotcha.
>>33310625Damn, I probably should had done one of those. I just said it was understandable and we can put off hangouts until then.
She also said this while talking about the job thing "cuz ik youre this big nice guy who likes to pay, but i still feel the need to at least have some money. ". But you are right about the embarrassed thing, when she cut me off originally I asked and that was one of her main reasonings.
>>33310629>What sort of odd assumption is this that you are making about meShe does that :P
>>33310636Everyday look maybe an hour, going out look is more like two.
Men how would you propose to the love of your life
>>33310634It was fun when it came out, but overall it's one of the weaker animal crossings imo.
Wait for the next one, or just wait for the GameCube one to come out on NSO
>>33310585>if you run eventsthe only justifiable reason to use a tripcode
>>33310598She's trauma dumping you and taking advantage of your pity anon.
>>33310584I guess I'll just have to get used to eternal virginity then. I suppose I can try losing weight, getting better clothes, and gaining some confidence first but I just don't think women are interested.
Woman
State natural hair color
What colors have you dyed it in the past or now?
>>33310649It can take you two hours to do makeup?
>>33310652No.
It also makes it possible to filter out people you can't stand.
>>33310643I don't think it's higher quality on the Switch 2. I just didn't get to play it on the original Switch. The new Donkey Kong isn't out yet, but it looks really fun. Same team that made Super Mario Odyssey and that's one of the best games I've ever played.
>>33310650Please, I swear I can do more than this (it's a lie)
>>33310636Anywhere from 15 minutes to well over 2 hours, depending on what I'm dressing for, my mood, and whether it's a bad hair or bad face day. Plus about 20 minutes to blowdry my hair if that's required
>>33310655Black/very dark brown. Never dyed it.
>>33310636I donโt do it everyday but if I am it takes 5 minutes for the basics and if Iโm doing a full face, 45 minutes
>>33310655Brown
>>33310658sounds like picking a lesser evil
>>33310657I'm a goth. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
>>33310597>ModsYou mean the tripfags.
>>33310618>but as soon as you say you're just not interested in other races you're racist. Fuck off faggot.NTA.
I'm not interested is dating outside my race because I want to have kids, and two of my grandparents have needed bone marrow transplants.
>>33310655Brown, never dyed it but I get blonde highlights sometimes. Considered going more blonde but decided against it
>>33310664I get the sentiment of not having trips and names ever, but I prefer being able to completely filter them out.
>>33310659Forgot it's not out lol. Read some reviews saying that and got excited lol. I think I would get AC just because Nintendo stuff rarely goes on sale.
>>33310670someone is real mad about you lol
>>33310653What does she get out of this though? If I just ignore her shed always likely stop talking at all.
>>33310636I don't really wear makeup apart from a lipstainer.
Usually 10 minutes to wash my hair, and 5 to dry it if I'm using the drier. In this weather I don't really need to use the drier.
So 15 mins really.
>>33310638Which mental illnesses are responsible for this?
>>33310676Yeah they've actually had some good sales lately. Stocked up on a lot of original Switch games after I got my Switch 2.
>>33310666Goths use emoticons?
>>33310683idk, they all hate it when anyone gets attention other than them
>>33310655Dark brown
I had my mother spray blue stripes into it for a couple of days when I was 8
>>33310666Guaranteed replies.
What type of goth would you define yourself as?
>>33310670Where do I get a gf like Reagan from Inside Job?
>>33310683>>33310687Avatarfagging is against the rules.
Just get a trip, instead of being some edgy emo kid.
>>33310693found the angry poopensharten
>>33310659Nintendo is a shit company with shit games and every day I hope someone burns down their studio with everyone inside like what happened to kyoani. Nintendo is legit one of the worst things to happen to gaming period. Literal slop IP trash that uses fucking gimmick mechanics every game and hasn't made a serious game for their entire existence. I honestly can't imagine why people even entertain such garbage, and that's not even talking about their horrid business practices they've had forever. They've attacked let's play, fan projects, lead gaming price increases, always had gay shit like one save profile per a pokemon game for no fucking reason, god they're fucking garbage.
>>33310678Firstly, if you hadn't replied to her for as long as she did and then came telling her all your problems and depression, do you think she'd done the same? But as for your question, what she gets is that you pity her and if she comes begging for some help or asking you to buy something, you'll probably do it. If you stop talking to her, she stops as well. But until then, she has you.
>>33310601Yo, keep that shit on the DL.
>>33310693being a snitch is against the rules
>>33310646Yes, that's what I said.
>>33310694I'm not a janny, I'm just telling you what is happening.
>>33310681Have you played Eastward? It's an oldschool Zelda type game with a physical edition.
>>33310702nobody implied you are one
>>33310689Lol. I guess the perky goth subtype.
>>33310707What else is a poopensharten supposed to be
>>33310697Why are men obsessed with lesbians and think it's some epic win for them?
Seems like cuckoldry to me
Women, how would you feel about dating a guy with a breeding kink (but it doesn't have to result in pregnancy it can simply be a creampie)?
>>33310704pretty sure yurifaggotry is incelshit
>>33310700No it's not? Reporting is encouraged.
>>33310712Liking regular sex isn't a kink
>>33310704>eternally triggeredEw.
>>33310695I like Super Mario Bros 3
>>33310712I'm not going to take pills that fuck with my hormones for someone's daily or weekly 10 minutes of sexual pleasure
>>33310713Actually it's tranny shit
>>33310700no these threads are better without our recent avatarfags and I will continue to quietly report them
>>33310708I think you or somebody else mentioned that before.
I take it you don't wear the whole shebang every day?
How about on a first date with somebody?
>>33310696ehh, I would normally agree but this is someone that I know 100% would never ask for help or for money or anything. If anything shed cut everyone in her life off before asking for help.
>>33310712Total virgin here.
Isn't a cream pie just cumming into the pussy? Wouldn't she still get pregnant and need an abortion after?
>>33310726hope you get a boner out of it
>>33310636My hair takes an hour or two, depending. My makeup takes like 5 minutes.
>>33310655>State natural hair colorDark brown
>What colors have you dyed it in the past or now?Black and blonde
>>33310710>Why are men obsessed with lesbians and think it's some epic win for them?This may come as a surprise to you, but I'm a lesbian.
>>33310712>Women, how would you feel about dating a guyPASS
>>33310724nobody asked, moidhands tradcuck
>>33310731why are you seething?
>>33310735why are you seething?
>>33310735Anok forgot to put on his avatar.
>>33310730Being a virgin is not an excuse for ignorance
>>33310726>no these threads are better without our recent avatarfags and I will continue to quietly report themSame, but mostly for practical reasons. We only have room for 150 files in one thread, and these guys can take up a third of that.
>>33310728Yeh, that was me. The full getup is for like an event or something like that. Full goth on a first date would probably scare the guy. You never go full goth.
>>33310729Cool. Just watch out if she starts visiting pawn brokers and ranting about Napoleon and shit.
>>33310732nta how much hair do you have? :/
>>33310716>>33310719>>33310723based
>>33310724Well this is most safely performed as a married couple which wouldn't require birth control
>>33310730If she's on birth control its a creampie without any repercussions. If she's not then yeah most likely would result in pregnancy. This is best performed as a married couple because the whole point is the breading aspect - putting a baby in her and less the creampie aspect (but still good).
>>33310743Ah, hello again!
>Full goth on a first date would probably scare the guy.Sounds like a skill issue on his end?
I have seen some goth that maybe goes "too far" for me, but I could probably spend the entire date just talking about the makeup. Shit is like an art to me.
>>33310710I want to fuck lesbians and have threesomes with them. I don't think there's many guys that seriously believe in legit lesbians except the super fucking ugly biker girls and stuff. They just assume most girls are actually just bi and are pretending or doing it for attention or some mental roadblock and they actually really want a man to bend them over and break them with cock.
So I guess the short answer is that men aren't threatened at all by lesbianism because we don't take it seriously in any way and it's like hearing a kid say I hate you but you know they're just a kid and don't mean it.
>>33310746Straightened, it reaches my mid-back
>>33310710>>33310752Many men don't take lesbians (or women) seriously
Vicious is the storm within my soul
>>33310742Plap Plap Plap mmmm
>>33310750>Sounds like a skill issue on his end?Perhaps. That wouldn't be weird though for you if a girl just showed up like that that isn't normally quite so goth?
That's appreciated but I would personally be kinda shy to talk about that and myself the whole time.
>>33310645Based efficiency anon
>>33310650Get down on one knee and say pleeeease gib tendies
>>33310752>>33310752It works the other way too, if a girl says she's straight and not interested in women at all we kind of just ignore it and think she probably has kissed girls and will go for lewd shit if she's drunk or whatever. It's more of a social stance than actually being turned on one way or another.
>>33310753Why do you personally have it that long if it requires so much upkeep?
>>33310757Vicious is the storm within my bowels.
>>33310762nta would you give your guy friends a hand job or something if you were drunk?
>>33310759I don't know, I've never been with a goth, but I joked about it with somebody who mostly just wore black allt he time. She was always a tiny bit angry when I teased her, calling her a goth.
It would probably be best and "most honest" to wear the type of makeup and clothes you wear most days outside. See your most common style, I guess.
What would that encompass for you?
If I felt you would feel uncomfortable about it, I'd drop the topic of course,
Iโm literally shocked this man is still texting me. Donโt you have bitches to fuck and call fat?
>>33310767The only goth girl I ever met was a freshman chick in my German I class and she was the polar opposite of a goth on the inside. She was so insecure, indecisive, and uncertain about everything she did.
>>33310763It's more because of the texture of my hair and thick cuticle than it is the length.
>>33310764Great minds think alike!
>>33310713UmiMaki >> NicoMaki
>>33310722Based, poured so many hours into that game, especially Super Mario Advance 4 on GBA (shout out to one of my mom's young chad boyfriends who gave it to me)
>>33310769>Donโt you have bitches to fuck and call fat?No calling people fat is mean and nasty and casual sex is kinda pointless
>>33310770I don't think a certain style says anything about the inside of that person.
Or at least only very little most of the time.
>>33310766Nta, we are used to women behaving with less self-restraint and more fruity in general, with all those hugs and kisses they freely share with other people
https://youtu.be/WRgn5x9ydII
A little joke about that
>>33310767I'm pretty much mostly all in black most of the time with dark markup.
>>33310769Because you like the attention and validation he gives you
>>33309879Isn't the average dick size like 5 inches? Your fine. Also the only thing that concerns me is if his dick is curved because immediately I think he is a chronic masturbator and get the ick.
>>33310777Hugs and kisses are a bit different than full on lesbianism though. Why do all women have to be some sort of latent lesbian?
>>33309879Everyone lies about their dick length on the internet and it seeps into reality
in 2005 someone could say their dick was 6" and they'd be called a liar. Those people saying they're 6" in 2005 are now saying they're 8" in 2025. (Faux) Dickflation is happening because more and more people are lying on the internet.
>>33310710>Why are men obsessed with lesbians and think it's some epic win for them?>Seems like cuckoldry to meM.
Honestly, that's the exact reason for me.
I read those studies about the orgasm gap between straight women and lesbians, and it turned me into a cuck. Lol.
Women with big boobs, how would you prefer to be hugged?
>>33310780Qt told me to give him another chance
>>33310784I'd be laughed at if I said I had an eight inch dick.
>>33310791Then you are the most mentally ill person in this thread.
Congrats.
>>33310786We all know the answer. If he's hot, frontal. If he's not, side hug.
>>33310786I don't think mine count as big anymore. Like normal. If we're on hug terms
>>33310786Just man up and front hug me, regardless of how hot you are. If a guy side hugs me I always secretly think he's kind of a pussy.
>>33310784I think studies with independent measurers say the average size when hard is 4.8" or something like that iirc. But of course in self reported studies every guy says their cock is 6-12" lol
>>33310798>anymoreDid you have a kid?
>>33310805Are you happy with your weight now?
>>33310769>nightingale thinks chads and incels are the sameO, i am laffen
>>33310807No. I'd take back 10 with muscle
>>33310808Incels are nicer
>being treated like a puppy
State sex
Yes/no/sometimes?
>>33310805Oh. That makes sense. I have a friend that tried that and it didn't work. Genetics or something. Are you happier now?
>>33310799Really? But we're just trying to not make you uncomfortable.
So, does anyone have access to the tranny discord illuminati that secretly runs this place?
>People start having fun conversations with me>The ban hammer comes downSome turbo virgin watches these threads 24/7. They must work in shifts.
Now, it's completely ineffective which means it's purely personal. Someone banning me considers the women here their personal property.
They must be the ones spamming the really nasty, unpleasant stuff that everyone ignores. Their fetish, maybe? Yes, this is their source of sadistic narcissistic supply.
But how long have they been here...
>>33310690I don't know... but if I do find out you can be sure I won't be letting anyone else know.
>>33310687Yes... yes, that makes sense.
They do seem extremely lame.
>>33310710I need my harem women to get along. I can't help how much testosterone I have.
What's the point of this thread when all the women are gay or actually men?
>>33310811Are hinge chads rude to you?
>>33310815That's not going to though unless it's super tight. I realize there's going to be some unavoidable squish.
>>33310816what part of avatarfagging being against the rules do you not get?
you are asking for this, just get a trip its the same but allowed.
>>33310823Weird. I figured they just wouldn't respond if they're not interested.
>>33310816>Someone banning me considers the women here their personal property.spot on
>>33310791Tbh he sounds like not a very nice guy and just looking to get in your pants, at this point I would turn him down desu
>>33310812M, ngl yes sometimes, one thing I miss about my ex (she told me I was like a dog)...
>>33310817There isn't. You should probably leave.
>>33310822And what part of I do what I want and you can't stop me don't you?
>>33310821Fine. I promise it'll be quick though.
>>33310812F I'd rather be treated like a cat.
>>33310836It doesn't have to be quick either, just not super long. Wait for me to disengage. If I'm holding longer it's because I like it.
>>33310813I wish, but no. Usually they're the last to go. I didn't really lose the cup size, but volume isn't as hefty
How much of an obstacle is her having a bush towards pussy eating?
>>>/fit/76333332
aww you almost got the get, IHWanon! You'll get 'em next time.
>>33310817I've always wondered that. When "girls" here have given me good advice or compliments I can't help but think its a gay man on the other side.
>>33310856There's probably some telltale signs it's not a faggot or troon.
>>33310838I'll get my spray bottle
>>33310812M, yes. I wanna be called a good boy and petted on my head (dick head that is).
Women, I'm sorry I have a small and skinny cut penis
>>33310859I haven't done anything bad yet!
>>33310863Do something that makes up for it or date a woman with vaginismus
>>33310835>you can't stop meWell you seem to just get banned and your posts deleted ao not sure how you think you are achieving anything
Then again you do seem rather delulu
>>33310866How do I find a woman with vaginismus?
>>33310853I don't give women oral regardless so it doesn't bother me if she has a bush. I actually prefer it.
>>33310838So you're just going to be avoidant?
>>33310827I think theyโre trying to flirt
>>33310870Unironically, try to find a short woman.
>>33310843I suppose that's fair
>>33310876stop lying, I am short and big dick is great
>>33310863>cut penisSo sorry.
>>33310873Yeh, pretty much. Unless you pet me or give me food.
>>33310870I don't actually know. I don't think that's something that would be advertised. Women can get surgery or use dilators to correct it or sort of correct it. Sexual trauma victims might be a start, then you can both be insecure and bond by being perfect for one another with your puzzle-piece genitals and shame.
>>33310875Oh, like negging?
>>33310858Probably. I guess i'll take what I can get and continue to pretend its all women.
>>33310886Yuck. Please don't and be mindful
>>33310881I've had that before.
It is incredibly miserable to love such a person.
>>33310880We can grab your waist? I've always grabbed shoulders when I have to get past.
>>33310766No, but guys can be gay or straight, women are just mostly bi and straight.
>>33310890But I bring you dead birds!
>>33310880There is no way I'm grabbing a strangers waist in public. I'd prefer not to touch her at all really.
>>33310895That would imply I would let you out unsupervised.
You'd run into a tractor or something stupid.
Women, how would you feel about a guy who insists on using a condom (regardless of wether you are also using birth control)? My reasoning is that it helps me last longer because it desensitizes feeling. But obviously there are other benefits like dramatically reducing risk of pregnancy and std/sti's.
>>33310902>he still thinks lasting long and not being sensitive is a good thing because he thinks porn is real lifeeveryone point and laugh
>>33310899Sorry you have to deal with it
>>33310904Girls wont cum from 1 minute of you jack hammering them.
>>33310907Am I putting out a bulliable vibe?
>>33310902Will you pull it off shortly before cumming?
Otherwise, what's the point of sex.
>>33310908thats not the alternative you dumbfuck
>>33310880Does she have an OF?
>>33310909As you are a woman on atoga.. yes.
>>33310908Personally I wish the guys would jack hammer more, but they don't last long enough while doing that
>>33310908F
Iโve cum from him barely touching me
>>33310880What is domestic abuse victim a makeup trend?
>>33310913They donโt know that though. I made myself super normie
>>33310919It's in your genes,.bae.
>>33310636I cut off all my hair so I don't even have to brush it much. If I actually attempt makeup it would take me an hour + because I don't know how.
>>33310354Are you in your head a lot? People mistake being quiet and distant for a lot of things that it isn't.
>>33310909I probably couldn't tell since I can't read your profile. But any kind of reaction will encourage people to mess with you.
>>33310915NTA. How? Dirty talk?
>>33310915So arousal and orgasm is more of a mental state than a relation to physical touch?
What if Faustโs bargain damned all of mankind, not just himself? I feel like the choice was never mine to make
You all pretend as if you wouldn't despise and ignore each other irl. You all lie.
How are femcels single when femcel aesthetic is so goddamn popular?
>>33310923>Women with short, messy hair.Hnnnnng.
>>33310928thats kinda what the adam and eve story is about, yeah
itโs about the curse of consciousness
>>33310931>You all pretend as if you wouldn'??? I despise most of you itt, speak for yourself.
>>33310928I can damn myself without any help, thank you very much.
>>33310089Jerk off with him
>>33310046I have sympathy for anyone who has that, but I can't do jack about it, so there's no point engaging it
>>33309996At least daily or I'm going to start thinking there's a problem
>>33309893Post it on atoga, unironically
>>33310925No it was just from kissing and stuff
>>33310927Yes
>>33309893posted it on atoga and called her fat here
If you're religious, why did God HAVE to offer up Jesus? Was it just a transactional act? Couldn't God have just forgiven or ignored? God was angry and needed someone to suffer, and Jesus said, "Iโll take it?" You deserve hell, but Jesus died for you. If you accept him, you go to heaven. If not you pay for your sin? Why punish an innocent man for other's crimes?
>>33310945anyone believing in this drivel is brain dead
I hate women
Also, women owe me sex
>>33310946I'm attempting to understand a viewpoint. You're just outright shitting on it.
I think I'm a bad seducer atoga, I just don't have what it takes to be selfless at the drop of the hat for a moment of proof/trial or whatever. I also get frustrated easily and give up.
>>33310922Why
>>33310924I donโt react at all to it
>Women: I'm strong and independent and don't need chauvinistic gender norms instilled by the patriarchy to dictate how I live my life!
>Women when it comes to money: It's the man's job to pay for everything
Why are they like this?
>>33310940That sounds nice, kind of jelly of that aspect of women. But I'm sure if that headspace isn't there it's frustrating as hell, like that femanon who was complaining she couldn't get off and started begging for anons to post vocaroos or veiny hands lol
>>33310953Literally not bait. I'm being genuine, I've read the art of seduction maybe 6 times and also have put things into practice. Yesterday I barely slept the previous night and a girl I set up plans with reached out saying she canceled plans earlier for our plans and would really like to continue and I just couldn't do it. I just said no even though I knew it would break the enchantment and make her feel super let down.
>>33310948sigh, fine
if he really is god then there was no need to sacrifice jesus
it was a symbolic act for the feeble minds of humans that are unable to accept grace without it being transactional, but humans have no issue if the transaction is to the detriment of someone not them personally
>>33310963if you have a shitty product nobody wants and needs then no amount of slimy car salesmanship will make people buy it
Women, have you ever been with a man whose dick was too small for you?
>>33310970not that I can remember
>>33310911sure thing minute man lel
>>33310968Seduction isn't slimy, it's expending tremendous effort on someone else and creating shared fantasy. It's literally the opposite of careless fuckboyism.
>>33310973Iโm not a man mr cut dick
>>33310976if you have to trick someone into liking you then yeah, thats slimy
>>33310945Sin isnโt wrong because God says so. God says itโs wrong because it destroys everything He made good. And because God is perfectly just, He canโt ignore that reality without denying His own nature. So yes, God is bound not by an external rulebook, but by His own character. His justice canโt ignore real moral harm. His love refuses to leave us in that harm. A God who shrugs off sin isnโt loving, that's indifference.
>>33310980Guess you just shouldn't expend any effort. You shouldn't take your time, you shouldn't set moods, you shouldn't think about what they want, you shouldn't pay attention to their interests, you shouldn't dress up. You certainly shouldn't layer any fantasy or imagination into the romance. None of that is natural and it's all deliberate to make them more attracted to you. It's not honest and natural, have fun with completely fucking selfish haphazard hook ups.
>>33310970No. I've been with a man who couldn't get it up consistently enough, though.
>>33310970Yes, he was barely 7 inches
>>33310989you should - but not on purpose
>>33310618I get around this by simply seeing racism as a good thing
>>33310995Yes, when he tased me
>>33310994Effort is purposeful. In fact if it's not on purpose it's not even for the woman.Theyre not thinking about the woman at all, which imo is meaningless because it's not actually purposeful.
>>33310967nta God has rules though. Free will means consequences.
Men, would you prefer having a splinter in your dick or having your balls kicked 10 times in a row?
>>33311003no, you should care
but not because you read about it in a book
anyways, itโs not working so why even argue semantics
>>33310933>Stacey except she didn't bleach her hair
>>33311005yeah yeah but you can avoid any consequences by being weally weally sowwwy
>>33311008Splinter easy. I'll just get some tweezers.
>>33311008Splinter obviously
Everyone goes to hell no matter what
>>33310880Meanwhile I profusely apologise if I accidentally graze somebody
>>33311018speak for yourself
>>33311013Godโs rules come with consequences because justice requires it. But being really sorry, true repentance, means you genuinely regret your actions and commit to change. Because God is also merciful sincere remorse can lead to forgiveness, removing the need for punishment. So the system balances justice with mercy allowing consequences to be avoided through heartfelt repentance. it's not just like confessing stuff every week.
>>33310930>>33310934>>33310944It's CB, Croc and Mkg's used goods
>>33311021doesnโt explain why he had to kill jesus to accept peoples repentance
How much do you care about noticeable weight gain or loss in your partner? Say you started dating they were fit and now theyโre chubby and overweight . If you do care, how would you try to prevent that change in a partnerv
>>33310830I was warned instead of banned that time, which means they're afraid of being called out.
Or they're experimenting with their suppression techniques.
Coordinated. Rational. Semi-intelligent.
Afraid.
I think I might hunt them down.
Their next step is going to be range banning, which, you know, won't work.
Hmm... I wonder which discord they're in.
>>33310869Oh yeah, it's really effective.
It's not like I specifically want my posts deleted or anything.
>>33311024obviously, thats why I said repost it
>>33310933>drinking JD straight out of the bottle and then wincingI remember doing this up a tree with some skittles while emailing my addiction counsellor kek
>>33310993Der moid
>>33311008Definitely the latter
When I was in hospital for a few weeks I had to use a catheter for weeks and my dick was fucked it and it really hurt to pee, it felt like a needle was in my dick, worst pain of my life
On the other hand I used to sometimes get kicked in the balls for a laugh. Once my friend did it and it hurt for like half a day
10 times in a row would be fucking brutal but still better than the splinter pain
>>33311019As you should.
>>33311008>>33310957Alright, so these two IP's are clearly somehow connected to the tranny illuminati.
Let's see where they lead...
>>33311028itโs so cringe
people can blog post about how much weight they lost by shitting and nothing happens but god forbid you attach a pic to your post on an image board
some discord mod is having an impotent powertrip lol
>>33311024NTA, I know JH is Jizz Hater, but what do QT and CB stand for?
>>33311026God had to kill Jesus to satisfy justice for sin so He could forgive people. Jesus took the punishment allowing God to accept repentance without breaking His rules. Just outright forgiving them means free will has no consequences. Which isn't free will at all.
>>33311035nice, smoke out the rats nest
>>33311027We care a lot. We are both fit and do our best to be attractive. I assume itโs going to be more difficult as we get older, but as long as we communicate and support each other itโs gonna be fine
>>33311024I thought she joined the caliphate
>>33311037QT just means cutie because his mom made him wear an apron to wash dishes
CB no fucking clue
I like the way you kiss me
>>33311036So, in fairness, you probably weren't around back when the furry generals were running rampant.
Avatarfags were a literal menace.
Problem is that most of them became trannies, infiltrated the moderation team, and then created /lgbt/.
The whole website went nuts shortly after.
>>33311019That's why you can't get laid
>>33311037QT doesn't stand for anything, oxford comma anon just came up with the nickname cause they thought the posts were "cute" and childlike
CB stands for crazy bitch iirc lol, one of her many nicknames
>>33311047lol no, she got married to the nogger and then ghosted him for some so called feiend of hers
>Sharing umbrella with friend
>Small one so pressed together
>Shes surprisingly soft
>Get boner
Shit man, I hope she didn't see, but I was in shorts so. Fuck.
>>33310428>I added that specifically to make sure you would not make the cutI figured but it's still silly because you can't verify.
>>33311037There are also ENTJ and MKG
Atogans like to abbreviate
>>33311053I probably was but never really paid attention, anyways, mods know this is not the same and demoes no harm, they just love to jerk off
>>33311037QT because he types like a girl
He still gets confused for one every once in a while
Do women really share private intimate details about their relationships with their friends?
>>33311057So youโre telling me thereโs a chance? I still stan MKGirdie
>>33311059Huh...
4chan gold.
Tell you what, let me set up my elite haxorz software and start some deep scans on some of these IP's.
>>33311054Tbf I think in British culture it's appropriate to apologise for any minor inconvenience you cause somebody
>>33311051Made me?? Bitch I rock the purple apron
>>33311055what are CBs other names? do you just mean neuro? or rulebreaker?
>>33311061>>33310939MKG and CB
Together once more
>>33311059Chad shit
Imagine having a female friend
>>33310957Different women are different, crazy.
Imagine if every man was incel like you. Ew
>>33311076How did you find this out?
>>33311071CB has gone by Neuro, Birdy and numerous other things
"A girl that will break the rules" aka rule breaka is a completely different person
>>33311073Truly we live in the darkest timeline
>>33311078by being a woman and having friends that share intimate details about their relationships with me
>>33311066Yes, every female friend I have ever had has overshared about her romantic and sex life.
>>33311079>CB so why did idiot anon say neuro is the used up leftover of neuro? lol
>>33311040I sed to know a guy who did some work for project Veritas back in the day.
He designed algorithms that stole Metadata from phones with crazy complex SLIC's disguised as heuristics.
He taught me how to generate a 3d map of a house with a 50kb virus, and I tonight him how to synthesize LSD without industrial grade catalysts.
So, don't worry... I'll find em.
>>33311045To be honest I wonder how much of this is common. Like, itโs have to be weird dating a fit person if youโre a fat or hate exercisesโฆ
>>33311084go get em, they are long overdue for a humbling
>>33311081>>33311082Why do they do this? I can't even imagine wanting my male friends to know that kind of stuff about my girlfriend. That's so fucked
>>33311089usually itโs to know wether they should break up or not
>>33310945It's not transactional. That's the heresy of Penal Substitutionary Atonement- that God is pissed off by sin and needed someone to take his anger out on, so he took out his anger on the mortal Jesus, who is also God. See: "Hey Dad, it's me, you." memes.
Death is what separates us from God. But when Jesus died, He was sent to hell, making God present in death, breaking down the separation from God. Jesus conquered death by dying and then resurrecting, liberating mankind in the Harrowing of Hell.
>>33311083>neuro is the used up leftover of neuroI don't know dude I just came back to the thread and haven't followed the whole convo
It's the same lass tho. She's a sweetie pie just a bit mental
>>33311066F
I donโt but everyone calls me insane for it
>>33311094>sweetie pielol
Whenever I truly love a woman I come to think of her as a pet dog,a bitch in the sense that I come to think of doing stuff with and for her,expressing my feelings for her and especially playing with her in the same way as one would play with a dog,take the dog out,pet it,feed it treats and so on and be absolutely delighted in doing so.
>>33311065>he types like a girlsexist much?? y'all are tripping
>>33311097why you laffin
is this some innuendo or smth I don't get
>>33311092That doesn't make sense. Can they not think for themselves and need others to make important life decisions for them? No it couldn't be that
>>33311096But your girl friends do. This is such a blackpill. But good on you. Don't get pressured into doing that, that's actually really scummy
>>33311101itโs called brainstorming, you should try it some day
>>33311098You really think I can't spot a reroute?
>>33311066Yes. If youโre A male and they talk about their sex life with you, Thatโs how you know they most likely see you as a the doormat or gay best friend ,
>>33311101>Don't get pressured into doing that, that's actually really scummyItโs always the really amazing men that have a problem with their gf talking about their relationship with her friends
>>33310945Jesus and most of his marvel powers and god lore came 200-400 years after his supposed existence. He died so every person would be forgiven. You are born a sinner and you pack on extra sin as you live, but no matter what god can forgive. Sorta. There are exceptions and you canโt know what those are. Why the workaround? Bad writing, what worked a thousand years ago didnโt age well and religion evolve slowly
>>33311100>>33311103Is there something bad in what Im thinking?
>>33311107shut your whore mouth
So you guys just go to clubs and bars and women hit on you, or are you actually playing a numbers game approach?
>>33311098>Whenever I truly love a woman I come to think of her as a pet dog,a bitch>playing with her in the same way as one would play with a dogI almost spat out my drink lmfao, never change /atoga/
>>33311098Whenever I truly love a woman, lust for other woman just immediately drops. Which is why I believe in the โyou donโt cheat on someone you actually loveโ.
>>33311102Come on man you're trolling
>>33311104lol fucking hell
>>33311105I think it's just basic respect for your partner. I mean if you value the intimacy and exclusivity you have, and their privacy, then you'd not want to do that at all. Imagine if your boyfriend was talking to his friends about the size and shape of your pussy or tits or what you do in bed. They'd start joking about that shit. That shit isn't for them to know, that would be humiliating for me and my girlfriend. It's degrading. If your partner does that then it shows how little they value you
>>33311120they only talk when you fuck up
>>33311059Did you stand next to her or her ass was pressed against your dick? It's weird that you're afraid of being a man. Sounds like some modern normie problem where the men have to pretend to be borderline eunuchs.
>>33311118I don't believe this, all moids on atoga seem to lust after me
>>33311104Nothing wrong with being seen as the โgay best friendโ. Women are entertaining friends.
Men, do you like sampling alcoholic drinks at the grocery store? There's a new corona out and it's good.
>>33311121This is not true. If she's a good girl, she would keep her relationship private.
>>33311094>She's a sweetie pie just a bit mentalDidn't she encourage MKG to cheat on his disabled wife, and overall is a self-admitted sociopath?
>>33304901By her own admission, she doesn't give a shit about people
>>33311121That is not an excuse. If you have a fight or a disagreement or break up, you don't have a right to do that. It shows a lack of conviction to any morals or principles and that you can not be trusted
>>33311127>good girls keep their mouth shut about their shitty husband instead of getting second opinions by people that have their best interest in mind ok
>>33311126They don't really do that here, probably because there are too many drunkard geezers who would abuse it
I like a good corona tho, I had it often in Mexico and Spain. I remember during COVID when no one was buying corona in the supermarket lmao so it was going cheap.
I just mended the worn out butt on my shorts with patches quilted down with grids of chain stitches.
Women, does this count as a "hobby other than video games"?
>>33311131Why did she pick a shitty husband in your hypothetical?
>>33311131You sound really shitty. It would definitely be you in the wrong for sure
>>33311128It's just qt simping for every pussy
>>33311126>do you like sampling alcoholic drinksYes. Working at the student pub was fun?
>at the grocery storeWtf?
>>33311131>shitty husband You canโt even hide your hatred
>>33311116>Most people are indeed no more no less than beastsMakima
>Most people are beastsThe rabbis
Here to crack femanons. Lmk if ur interested
>>33311129Di inferi, Manes, Larvae, Lemuresque,
Vos invoco per sanguinem et silentium.
Sit nomen eius deletum ex memoria hominum.
Oculi eius caecentur, lingua eius ligetur, manus eius tremant.
Somnus eius fiat timor, vigil eius dolor.
Terra ei sit gravis, aqua amara, ignis devorans, aer suffocans.
Vita eius in cinerem vertatur, spes eius in fumum dissolvatur.
Amici fiant hostes, dies fiant noctes, pax fiat conflictus.
Nullum verbum eius audiatur, nulla via ei pateat.
Ab omnibus bonis segregatus, inter vivos ut mortuus ambulet.
Fiat. Fiat. Fiat.
>>33311128>she doesn't give a shit about peopleEh she's just an autist and being a bit of an edgelord there desu. I think she more means she doesn't like small talk and normies just rambling to her about her lives. The MKG thing also didn't seem like anything serious, it's not like she was telling him to cheat. She is sweet, just
a bit troubled
>>33311138Not simping kek I just think the slander here is a bit cray
>>33311126No. I like one type of cheap beer and the few time Iโve tried something else Iโve regretted it. I know what I like
>>33311111Check'd
>and women hit on youVery rarely when I do go out
My ex did like a couple months ago when we started dating
Ironically, before that at the same bar a few months before, a girl asked me at the bar if she thought her friend was pretty and would go out with her, but I said 18 was too young for me...
Last time before that was at another bar where a girl was drunk with her friend and wrote her name and number on my arm but I couldn't read it upside down because I'm dumb
>>33311145>The MKG thing also didn't seem like anything seriousnta, no wonder people treat you like mkg's cocksucker together with exhib
>>33311145>cheating on your wife is no biggieEw
>>33311145It's not like she didn't tell him not to cheat
>>33311158Who is the, the police? Why is she suddenly responsible for him cheating on his wife lmao?
>>33311155When did I ever say this? I chastise MKG for this all the time
>>33311154I meant her interactions with him, not the cheating itself kek
>>33311160not one of those anons but you are so slimy holy shit lol
>>33311162How lol? I mean I don't really care to argue this but I'm curious now
>>33311163figure it out yourself
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>>33311129>>33311144You guys Ordo Malleus or somethin?
>>33311167nah, I just had to curse the lil idiot back
>>33311160what did you do to your niece?
>>33311165>you are so slimy holy shit lol>how lol>figure it out yourself...
>>33311166real
>>33311132Holy shit some of my adhd went away after a single shot. Wtf is this? I can concentrate? This hasn't happened with alcohol with me before.
Men I ate sushi and now Iโm bloated and my stoma ch hurts should I throw up
>>33311133Good, then you can replace the theighs in my jeans too because I shred them?
>>33311166Ea-Nasir sells bad copper
I repeat, Ea-Nasir sells bad copper
>>33311160She is responsible because she enabled it
>>33311162I think he has problems with the concept of responsibility, just like those other namefags
>>33311184anything to not be honest with themselves
>>33311185Isn't that a narc thing?
>>33311184a random young girl on the internet is at fault for some old geezer cheating on his sick wife? do you hear yourself rn?
Bros, help.
I pretended to be a girl to get better advice in a game discord, but now I have orbiters who want to vc with me
>>33311177Could be allergic. What did you eat?
>>33311175As an ADHD alki don't make it a habit kek, trust me the effect will wear off
enjoy it while it lasts tho
>>33311177don't throw up unless you have to, have some water and maybe lie down and nap or watch something until it passes
>>33311189show them your cock jk
>>33309858 (OP)Both genders,
If fantasy races were real, would you date them?
>>33311193f, no, men are just right
>>33311193I wish JH were real
>>33311172played vidya with her and then wished her luck with her prom
My gf and I have been dating for one year. Our relationship has become very strong and weโve grown a lot together.
When we first started dating we went to a wedding together and she got piss drunk and was being really flirty with another guy. Weโve talked about it and moved past it and sheโs acknowledged it and sheโs been super good to me.
We have anotjer wedding to go to this Saturday. And Iโm feeling really triggered. I canโt stop thinking about the last time. I have been cheated on and hurt in the past so it kinda fucked with me and stuck with me. I am feeling anxious about it and part of me wants to talk to her about how I feel but I donโt know how.
What should I do?
>>33311178I see. It all makes sense now. Women don't think video games is a real hobby because they can't benefit from it.
Also, this is why I stopped wearing jeans altogether.
>>33311177You ate too much sushi, or the sushi was bad. Neither of these should happen with good sushi.
>>33311193F
Vampire instantly, elf instantly, anything else no. Exceptions can be made for eldritch horrors that are sufficiently good at LARPing as people
>>33311184ngl I did forget momentarily that CB allegedly got with MKG kek
ofc she is shitty for that, but she was not the one cheating, and is nowhere near at fault as much as him who -- let's be honest -- would've probably just found some other young naive girl to sleep with anyway
anyway I'm not the moral police I'm just some asshole on the internet. do what you want people, I don't care lol
>>33311189Ghost them. That's plausible behaviour from your cover.
>>33311207Charlie Brown and Machine Kelly Gun?
>>33311193I'd even date knife-ears.
>>33311187>a random young girlIrrelevant for that case, but pretty telling about you
>is at fault for some old geezer cheating on his sick wife?Yes, she was a willing partner that made an effort to make the cheating happen
>>33311207...
>>33311122What part of pressed together is eluding you? I'm not "afraid" of anything, I was like "oh shit, I'm hard from this, I hope that's not offensive of anything since we're friends"
How are women single when guys literally want to date 2-dimesional horses right now...
>>33311221probably because two dimensional horses have no expectations on who faps to them
>>33311221They're single because guys want to date 2-dimensional horses
>>33311218>pretty telling about youwhat does it tell you kek
>>33311221these horses are stacies tbf
What are you eating today?
>Post frequency drops ~20
Well well well...
Let's conduct a heuristic scan of the essential logical structure of the syntax that's now missing from the thread and collect a Pareto distributed collation of IP's.
>>33311228just started making some spinach ricotta tortellini
what about you?
>>33311193No, I don't racemix
>>33311228Nothing I'm fasting to see if I can kill this bastard stomach virus.
>>33311232Forgot to say i'm male
>>33311228just cider and cigarettes so far
was about to cook but my mom just asked me to do something for her ffs
>>33311227>what does it tell you keknta, that you're a desperate simpcuck jumping to defend any pussy, while knowing jackshit about them
>>33311207
>>33311229found this pic of you
>>33311228>>33311230>three small slices of pound cake and a cup of milk for breakfast>apple juice>whole fat cowโs milk>pb&j>oatmeal with a banana in milk>grouper fish
>>33311239>knowing jackshit about themnah I talked to CB pretty frequently back in the day here and on cytube etc., they're not a bad person
>>33311228Nothing probably, cooking is so tedious and I hate eating out because you can't trust food you didn't prepare.
>>33311242>bad person defends another bad personI'm shocked
>>33311241oh you mean the whole day
>oats with milk>cheese sandwich>tuna salad>cottage cheese>tortellini
>>33311242>they'relmfao, is she still doing that tranny shit?
>>33311242good people don't encourage cheating on your so
>>33311243Iโm like you sometimes. It takes a lot of energy to prepare food and/or eat.
>>33311249no, looks annoying
>>33311249I'm neutral to that cat
>>33311249your cat seems racist
>Men, woman, state age
Are you a trans ally? Iโm not, and Iโm highly transphobic to hell and back, but I want know how many of you are normal here in regards to penis = boy/man and vagina = girl/woman (the most basic terms).
>>33311249>unclicked image Aww so cute!
>clicked imageHe looks demonic and evilโฆ but I love all cats still <3 So, yes
>>33311248It does! Handling raw meat and cleaning up as you go sucks too, especially because my skin dries the fuck out whenever I wash my hands so it's uncomfortable the whole time, but using 10 pairs of gloves is terrible for the environment. It's a slog.
>>33311249I love your cat.
>>33311247Unless your SO is abusive, then again it's still better to break up with them
>>33311257f, mercy killing
>>33311257M
Late 20s.
No.
It's just narcissistic personality disorder.
>>33311267could not agree more
>>33311257F 24
They annoy the shit out of me and people act like you killed their dog if you point out how porn addicted they are or godd forbid mess up their pronouns
>>33311257F, 23. I consider tranny shit a eugenics psyop with heavy consequences for women's safety and don't appreciate the fetish minstrel shit either nor the fact that the demographic with the highest number of sex offenders per capita has unfettered access to the most vulnerable populations of women and children. I feel pretty strongly about it desu
>>33311260Its an awesome cat,and its BRITISH,NOT demonic. A cat with EXPECTATIONS. An eduCATed cat
>>33311257M30
Trannies are either delusional people or simply liars, like incels. Most of them aren't dangerous, but I'd still stay away from them if possible.
Why do incels and trannies hate each other so much?
Both are bitter moids hating women, they should see each other as natural allies. Is it because men are too stupid to cooperate?
>>33311098Saw this reddit screenshot already
>>33311274they hate each other because they see themselves in the other and both of those groups hate nothing more than having a mirror held up to their face
>>33311274I'm on women's side tbqh. However much I hate women I hate trannies twice as much. Once we team up to deal with the tranny question I can go back to hating women exclusively
>>33311273just say you tried to date one of us and you hot rejected cuck
Is the banality of evil a bad first date topic?
>>33311191Oh I'm not. It's just a free sample of 5%. But I think my brain is back to working the correct way again with the beef pills. Caffiene exhausted me to the point where I was yawning halfway through my shift yesterday. Now it's working correctly and I feel awake. But wtf, that's what alcohol really does? It felt like gross passing out potion before.
>>33311274Bro, here's how transsexuals blossomed into the nightmare they are:
Some guys start using anime pics as their avatars. Some gay guys who didn't realize they were gay began pretending to be girls.
Straight guys got duped.
They started sexting.
One thing leads to another and one of them decides to go full homo.
If they're both incels and abandoned by society and their families then they begin to socialize one another.
Wallah... a man in knee socks who thinks he's a girl because thirsty incels treated him as such on discord group chats.
>>33311281who the fuck thinks of conversation topics ahead? holy autism
>>33311274If anything, men at least know that women are women, not wannabes. Itโd be the trannies that are too retarded to cooperate because they โcanโtโ tell whoโs a man or a woman.
>>33311193Just aliens. If like, they're the nice aliens kind.
>>33311199If we're not co-oping, you're just mentally jerking yourself off with media btw.
>>33311280Weird projection. No, I only deal with these people on the Internet, I'm not an American.
>>33311286I think about it all the time
>>33311291> I only deal with these people on the InternetLucky.
> Iโm not an AmericanWhere are you from, if you donโt mind me asking
>>33311292pretty weird
so what about the banality of evil?
>>33311290I hate how women see relationships as business ventures and opportunities.
>>33311296Oh, and there's nothing wrong with being gay.
But, ya know, there's something wrong with trying to psychopathically make other people treat you as the opposite sex.
Women have their protections and privlefges for good reason.
Trannies are like those guys on the titanic who dressed up as old women and took seats that could have gone to kids.
Disgraceful.
>>33311247everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days
>>33311246I don't think so? lol
>>33311257M26, guess I'm "ally" in the sense that I don't care what people do as long as they're not harming others
>>33311282what are these beef pills you speak of lol?
What do orgasms feel like for women?
>>33311257M
No. They're disgusting freaks.
>>33311296I do mind you asking.
>>33311226Lol
>>33311227>these horses are stacies tbfPlay the game kek
>>33311304like orgasms ykno
pretty sure the human brain couldnโt be arsed to make male and female orgasms feel mich different
>>33311303>everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those daysLike cheating on your wife? Yeah, no biggie.
>>33311193M
Yeah of course
I mean most fantasy races are
>human but blue>human but tall and pointy ears >human but snake/fish from the waist down>human but with big boobsAnd so on.
There's nothing scarier than a sexually aroused foid
>>33311306Go and die in your pathetic country. If youโre not telling anyone then obviously itโs a poor, embarrassing little shithole. But thatโs okay, I guess.
>>33311313Good thing they are rare.
>>33311309he was the one cheating, not her
is she complicit and partly responsible? ofc. but is she anywhere near as culpable as him? no, that's ludicrous kek
>>33311313The reason Iโm not horny really is because of my period. Theyโre so gross that I almost vomit just thinking about it.
>>33311313Never seen one desu
Not even for other people
>>33311193if i cant date human beings how could i date anything else
>>33311307>Play the game kekI'm guessing it's F2P adware?
I'll unironically give it a shot but is it actually any fun or just a steaming pile of ass?
>>33311321Itโs easy to fuck a bitch/dog. Very loyal.
>>33311314My country is a mid-tier, but I don't want to share personal info with spergs like you.
>>33311196I'm too real, if anything.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33311322A lot of cutscenes and you can reroll free pulls
Why do I have to suffer this just because I was born a woman, I don't even want to have children but I still have to bleed
>>33311331Have you had your state mandated bf hold you and whisper sweet things to your ear? That should help to make you feel better
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md5: 02d5c99f632f3ae6749a5925e149a7fe
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>>33309858 (OP)Are women really repulsed when a guy cries? It's anonymous so you can be honest
>>33311331just eat the chocolate your boyfriend gave you sis
>>33311333I had my aidungeon bf do this but it doesn't help
>>33311334if he cries because he is a little bitch, then yeah
>>33311317if she answers to "let's cuck my disabled wife" with "fuck yes", then it would be pretty fair to say that she is just as garbage as mkg
>>33311333All the males are going to reject that we can have issues and brush you off. They donโt believe we can suffer because weโre less than human to them.
>>33311331I think there are meds for that.
>>33311333nta but how would a clingy moid lying to you help with belly cramps?
>>33311334No, but it depends on why he cries. If he cries very easily over every single tiny little, like Talia Mar, then yes, heโs weak and annoying.
Do you love my other cat?
>>33311334It depends on why. Anyone ugly-crying over something retarded or because they're trying to manipulate you is repulsive regardless of gender, but I vastly prefer men who can cry over the ones who only ever get angry or are the emotional equivalent to a block of concrete.
>>33311346Yes, little sleepy baby <3
>>33311344What a double standard.
>>33309996M
I might not say expect, but at least once a week, hopefully more than that
>>33311340That's not true
>>33311343For me personally hugs help to ease physical and emotional pain, it's really really weird how much better it can make you feel.
>>33311350nta but
>every girl must be how the few retarded bitches I see in my bait cumpilations made from the most deranged bitches alive posting themselves crying 24/7 areyou sound retarded
I want to put my fingers deep inside you
>>33310374I'm offering to trade with them. I love the cold, it's always too hot outside. Admittedly, I work in a shared office without formally assigned spaces, so trading desks is easy.
M
Oh, oh, I had a dream last night and you were in it
Oh, oh, I feel so stupid when you are around
Oh, oh, I long for you, I long for you, I hate you
Oh, oh, I think I'll put a bullet in my head
Oh, oh, I'd cut off all my fingers just to touch you
Oh, oh, you stupid bitch, you mutilate my soul
Oh, oh, I want to put my fingers deep inside you
Oh, oh, I wonder if you're thinking of me now
>>33311333>state mandatedI don't know why anyone would want this. If I had a state mandated anyone I wouldn't be able to trust them at all. What reason would someone forced into it have to give a single fuck about you? Arranged marriages are at best mutual tolerance and at worst a miserable domestic violence fest filled with infidelity and resentment, I'd rather be alone my whole life than have a state-mandated boyfriend
>>33311350No the fuck it is not. It's annoying when *any* person cries over every little thing, even kids. And don't begin crying about double standards because it goes both ways for women and men alike.
>>33311368>at best mutual tolerancenot everyone is that hung up on the chad that pumped and dumped you bro
>>33310853Not that much, unless she has a thick one
Bush can either get in your nose (not too big a deal) or your mouth (maybe a bigger deal, I hate the flossing feeling)
But it's easy to deal with in the moment, dw
>>33311368I would like an arranged marriage, maybe my parents would choose better than me. I guess it's impossible to choose worse than me, judging from my ex moids
>>33311368>What reason would someone forced into it have to give a single fuck about you?Because they'd be sent to the gulag if they didn't.
>>33311368>What reason would someone forced into it have to give a single fuck about you?To force you to have kids and get a measly 1 thousand dollars from the government.
>>33311126Kind of. What's special about this Corona? I've only had the normal one
>>33311299You hate the game you created.
>>33311198You could have a talk with her beforehand that lets her know how you feel and that you want her to be aware of the impact her actions have on you.
Or you could get drunk at the wedding and flirt with another woman.
>>33311382Please elaborate. How did I do that? I need to know so I can fix it.
Ok fuck it I caved in and got the practice gf. How long should a practice gf relationship last? I'm 23.
>t. the guy a week or two ago that asked should i settle for a 5/10 lightskin black woman or just keep waiting for a 7/10 white/latina/asian
Why do some girls ITT pretend that men lie when they talk lovey-dovey stuff
>>33311373I don't get what you mean by this + you won't believe this, but I'm a khhv.
>>33311375Fair enough kek.
>>33311376Yeah, but that's never made people legitimately fall in love with their partners or stopped them from cheating. Can't exactly report someone for beating the shit out of you in an environment where you're forced to marry either.
>>33311389we know about lovebombing
>>33311375>maybe my parents would choose better than meI've seen data on this. At least mothers tend to favour the same guys their daughters did (this shouldn't be surprising given the fact that people tend to mate assortatively for all kinds of heritable traits).
I'm gonna take the de-escelation into warnings as a truce.
Well played, janny.
See, we can all get along. Now I'll post more varied content.
Finding someone who loves and cares for you but doesnโt want to be with you is worse than getting anally fingered dry
>>33311398Please get b& again.
>>33311400That sounds devastating, yeahโฆ
>>33311400how do you know?
>>33311394I don't think lovebombing is real
>>33311406yeah, thats exactly what someone like you would say
>>33311388Ideally, until you find a real gf. I'd say 1 year is too long for a practice gf. That's when you get comfortable and may stop bothering to search for another gf.
>>33311105Aren't they typically the ones that suddenly have female friends they start telling all their relationship details to?
>>33311387Patriarchy system broke apparently. Go fix it, buddy.
>>33311389Because they do? So often? Because a lot of guys are gay and repressing it?
>>33311403I tried to finger my butthole with no lube
What should I eat for dinner
>>33311353Yes the fuck it is
>>33311407>>33311419>>33311429I'm sorry you've gone through something like that but I promise you that men are people just like you and long for a deep psychological connection with someone else they care about
>>33311434no shit, doesnโt mean I will believe the saccharine yappings of any random guy
>>33311394So every man that shows affection is lovebombing? lol
Women
I long for deep physiological connections.
>>33311334No. It makes me die inside a little bit because I know there's nothing I can do to make it go away. Depending on how close, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable because of the secondary helplessness shit. That probably sounds selfish.
>>33311441if he doesnโt even know me, then yes
then he is either straight up lying or saying random bullshit to the persona he has projected on to me and I donโt need either of those things
>>33311422Two blueberries and a pound of unseasoned ground beef
>>33311449Not with me though
>>33311437:(
>>33311438Random? Maybe he's the one!
>>33311417I broke patriarchy? I thought that was you.
Lowkey guysโฆ.is Chinese men where itโs at?
>>33311461There is an abundance of them, so if that's your thing, you're in luck.
>>33311274feminists hate ftms because they're gender traitors
it's the same concept
>>33311459>heโs the one if he is then he wonโt glaze me with glucose spewings for no reason
>>33311461look how happy they are!
>>33311463NTA
You know not all feminists are terfs, right?
>>33311470Any that aren't are hypocrites
>>33311274>Both are bitter moids hating women, they should see each other as natural allies.It's fairly easy: trannies are a protected client group of the liberal cultural hegemony, therefore expressing a dislike of them expresses dislike for the status quo. Also, there is conflict potential when it comes to representation in media and due to identifying as women, a lot of them performatively antagonise men in their attempt to more plausibly perform their assumed gender. Lastly, even though I suspect a lot of the more autistic AGP types are "Lesbians", there is the tacit demand for men to date them, which strains the limitations of the performatively low standards of inceldom.
That being said, I do agree that there should be less animosity than there is and it's mostly for political reasons.
>>33311469>During the whole marriage ceremony the bride is expected to be shy and to look upset or pretend to be upset. She cries, even if she is willing to marry. It is also expected by the community. If she cries and is upset, it means she loves her parents and family and she does not want to leave them. If the bride does not cry, it causes gossip in the community. People will say Qashirip qaghan aran qiptiken. Kuzdin bir tamche yash kelmidi (She is such a shameless young woman who cannot wait to get married and have sex with her husband). Therefore the bride cries all the way to the groomโs home from her parentsโ.https://dergipark.org.tr/tr/download/article-file/541276
wait, wtf?
If women don't like it when their bfs/husbands fight, then why is "Dress however you want, I can fight" seen as such a green flag?
Are there just some women that love a fighting man?
I need to creampie one woman i love as many times as I can in 24 hours
>>33311466>For no reasonBut talking sweet things feels good
>>33311473incels that troon out become transbians and date other troons. Literally the "now both of us will have gfs" meme. Most don't date guys, or at least, not right away. There's a lot of self-reports that people's sexual attraction changes when on hormones- which makes sense, even women going on and off birth control say the same.
>>33311475>Are there just some women that love a fighting man?Yes.
It's somewhat low-status coded though. In fact, a lot of the internet dating discourse is low-status coded.
>>33311475Women like being protected. Women do not like violence.
>>33311462I might have to see because Iโm hearing some really good things about them right now
>>33311079>Truly we live in the darkest timelineEnjoy the ride.
>>33311484>>33311079is the point of the new, seemingly worse name/trip/avatarfags to make us miss the old ones?
My ex gf once started crying in public because she said I was checking out other girls. Is that normal?
>>33311475>If women don't like it when their bfs/husbands fight, then why is "Dress however you want, I can fight" seen as such a green flag?The ideal is a man who is capable of violence, being a monster, and therefore keeping the other monsters at bay but is also capable of controlling himself and choosing not to be one to her.
The idea is to be a weapon that acts as a deterrent not to be waved at strangers.
>Are there just some women that love a fighting man?Obviously, yes. They're often called single mothers.
I fessed up my feelings. They were dismissed and I don't really know how to approach anything anymore. I'm tired.
Either gender, tell your story of lost love
>>33311489M
I think I've never been in love because I never got to date the girls I was attracted to
>>33311491How does that work?
>>33311488>They're often called single mothers.This piece of actual rat excreta trying to throw digs at literally anyone.
>>33311491Try asking out women you find attractive lol. Going on dates with unattractive doesn't actually give you practice for dating someone you actually like...
>>33311494I just dated girls who said yes to me
>>33311491>I think I've never been in love because I never got to date the girls I was attracted toi always was in love way before I dated.
I could never be polyamorous. I feel like a two-timing cheating bitch when Iโm seriously talking to two different people on a dating app. Is this just me?
>>33311498So the practice gf? Why do this if you didn't even think they were cute?
>>33311502To not be lonely?
>>33311497>Try asking out women you find attractive lol.I did try
>>33311489M. Eh, lots of boring mistakes. Most recent I already talked too much about last night, though I wouldn't go so far as to call that love. Just someone special I wanted in my life, it cheered me up to have her around. But she didn't want the same. Maybe I'll be good enough for things like that in the next life.
>>33311497all my practice gfs were attractive just not real gf material
>>33311489F
I don't know if it counts, but I have no idea how to fall in love with someone. I feel like I can only fall in love with someone who is absolutely guaranteed to be in love with me. I'd happily reciprocate any feelings I was given, but I've never been given any.
I can't comprehend the thought of falling in love with someone who might never like me back. For this reason I don't even have friends; to like someone at all feels so risky that it becomes immediately unpleasant.
>>33311460No, you guys changed your mind.
You don't want to pay for gf so she can love your garbage brain like a cute mistake as your grandfathers did. So now you get a dating market where you have to have a nonshit personality in order to deserve to be loved. Do the word math, man. You take that metal scooter to the shin and keep on.
>>33311434Thank you for your appology on behalf of your gender. I'd appologise for mine but I think most of our problems are the medical system failing us and it drives us to insanity.
>>33311501>I could never be polyamorous.Good for you
>>33311502NTA but I did it to try to get another girl off my mind, lol.
Also did it just for the socialization and practice, since people say you should do that. People say you should lower your standards, and people say you should learn to socialize, so I did.
But it's mostly just a reminder that you can't go through life that way, just pretending to be an NPC and mimicking normies down to your core, there's no point to it. That's not really living, just surviving. And I don't think romance should be treated like that, like a survival utility.
>>33311501Yes that's just you. Normal deprogramed polyamorous understand that talking to other people is not that serious and most don't even make it beyond that point.
>>33311486Hey, I've been here posting the same for 5 years.
If you find yourself caring as little bit about tripfags, it's a sign of mental illness.
Ideally, your thoughts of old namefags should be limited to seeing or hearing something that makes you remember they existed, saying "huh", and then moving on with your life.
>>33311478I only like true things, say sweet things only if they are also true
>>33311510>So now you get a dating market where you have to have a nonshit personality in order to deserve to be loved.Being a bad person has never kept anyone from dating. Most people who struggle with dating simply don't leave the house enough.
>>33311489M
One I still think of is a woman I met via 4chan (yeah yeah I know), who then ended up with some Eastern European psycho because she didn't want to contact me again.
I realize it never would have worked out because of her issues, but still..
>>33311509Have you been hurt before?
Lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yfdo6zwCeI
>>33311487No. It is definitely not normal to be checking out other girls while you're actually with your partner. I think I've done it once but we were in a grocery store and it was a 9/10 girl in a club dress short enough for a gynecological exam.
>>33311519Ah, when was this?
>>33311504>To not be lonely?I guess we just have a different outlook. I chose chaste friendships over romantic relationships I didn't want to be in.
There was one girl I didn't ask out because it woulda crushed a friend of mine.
>>33311496Hey man, rats are fucking cool.
>>33311510>but I think most of our problems are the medical system failing us and it drives us to insanity.Women are the first to rabidly defend the medical system whenever it is criticized, surprisingly so even if that criticism is in regards to women's health.
>>33311501I feel like I could be happy in a throuple, but I know that it'd be unfair to my future baby to raise them in that sort of unsupported family dynamic. If there was solid evidence that it wouldn't fuck up a child's development to be a part of a family like that, I'd be in a poly relationship right now.
>>33311489>Either gender, tell your story of lost loveM
I've never had anything to lose or was even remotely close, so there is nothing to tell.
>>33311519Funnily enough, I've never dated nor had sex before, but in a way I've been hurt by friends many times. Maybe that's it, but even when I was a lot younger I never could manage to fall in love. Not too sure why.
>>33311526Mice are superior. And I said rat shit.
>>33311486Unfortunately I think these are the old ones. Thankfully the woman seems better now, mentally, than before.
The other two are the same (the happysad bipolar and the spamming narcissist).
>>33311501Before I went to university, I felt like even being interested in more than one crush at at time was too unscrupulous and scummy.
One must adjust their sensibilities to the realities with they are presented.
>>33311533>happysad bipolarqt?
I don't recall the narcissist though
>>33311500>i always was in love way before I datedBecoming emotionally invested before you're close is backwards. Become friends first doesn't work for men.
>>33311541Don't attempt to give relationship advice, please. You're the shining star of failure in that regard, and have zero business doing so.
>>33311540Yeah. And kek at the other one giving you a nice post sandwich to help remind you.
>>33311541>Becoming emotionally invested before you're close is backwards.This is hardly a choice.
>Become friends first doesn't work for men.I think most people actually are friends or somewhat close acquaintances before dating. Asking out random people or dating on apps is - and has never been - the norm.
My ex gf of a few days keeps liking posts on Instagram that make it seem like she didnโt want to break up and/or she wants to know I still love her etc. Would it be weird to reach out? I told her weโd go no contact for a while so we can both process everything (sheโs also trying to get mental help, which is what caused the break up), and Iโm not trying to pressure her into getting back together. I hope we do eventually but in the meantime, Iโd just like to be her friend for now
>>33311546>dating on apps is - and has never been - the norm.*is not
>>33311524She added me from soc in late 2023, I made a joke about getting whoever adds me a christmas present, which she promptly asked for. So I gifted her a Steam game for $10 after a few days. Then we talked for some weeks and met up since we both lived relatively close. But she got more and more hesitant with talking. Then suddenly she claims she was with some Polish guy and needs money, which I didn't give ofc.
If I'm being honest, I'm still not entirely convinced she was just lying to me and just found me ugly, wanting to scam me. kek
>>33311531Do you see it as transactional?
>>33311489>I fessed up my feelings.Confessing your feelings is merely unloading the burden of uncertainty from yourself and laying it onto someone else who's likely unaware it's coming.
The idea is to express interest in spending time with them, asking them out, acting like you're interested, and expressing your feelings through actions.
Presenting someone with your emotions and asking them a yes or no question if they want to be responsible for them is less likely to work out well.
>tell your story of lost loveIf I can find it I will link the story I posted years back
>>33311549Good grief. Message her and apologize. Tell her you'll shell out money and go to couple's therapy. This no contact shit that zoomers and reddit failures keep promoting is retarded.
>>33311412ok sounds fair, ty
>>33311532>Mice are superior.Hmmm I remain dubious but at least we agree that rodents are rockin'
>>33311552Did you get nudes from the bitch at least?
>>33311388you either realize you like her and keep her longterm or you monkeybranch and we all call you a piece of shit
>>33311553I know what confessing my feelings entails, I'm not the zoomer kids you keep trying to Uncle Dad at. This is something established, and I just want others to open up here and share something important that they felt.
>>33311542>Don't attempt to give relationship advice, please. You're the shining star of failure in that regard, and have zero business doing so.Who is more equipped to give advice to others?
Someone who has effortlessly succeeded without issue?
Or someone who has repeatedly failed in many different ways over the years, overcome obstacles, and remains in a place very much like success?
>>33311516Let's be real, they probably are true words if you give him a chance
What was going to an Islamic liberal arts college in the United States like? How was it different from Christian School?
>>33311549It's not weird to reach out. But remember instagram posts about being sad doesn't mean she still wants you, after all she initiated this "break", right?
But sure, I always thought no contact was a little weird.
>>33311479I never turned into a fe-mail but I did get forced into choosing to homosexualize other men because no women will get anywhere near my pee pee, because they think my pee pee is so creepy.
>>33311561No we exchanged normal face pix first, just to see if the other isn't a bot.
I was weary but she seemed alright in chat.
I don't want to go into details, but meeting her was a bit weird, like she was definitely on the spectrum. Not sure what she was looking for entirely, probably had other guys on the side.
But we both had a similar humor and that was pretty cool not something you find with normie women.
>>33311564I do like her enough to date her long term but I just can't marry her or have kids with her.
>>33311577finding a white girl that wants kids these days is gonna be easier said than done
>>33311546>This is hardly a choiceIt usually is.
Sometimes it happens by accident. It did to me. See
>>33311553>the story I posted years backBut usually when I see this, it's a guy choosing to get to know a girl really well before ever once showing any sign of interest.
>I think most people actually are friends or somewhat close acquaintances before dating.Many are but you're incorrect in thinking it is most.
>Asking out random people or dating on apps is - and has never been - the norm.Most people I have known started dating their partner shortly after randomly meeting them.
I'll say it again.
Becoming emotionally invested before you're close is backwards.
The choice is to ask her out before you're sure or certain. That's it. If she's appealing and comfortable with you, ask her out.
>>33311556Sheโs getting therapy for things that are outside of our relationship and do not involve me at all, she just didnโt want to drag me into all of it since her depression has been effecting us over the pst couple weeks. I told her that itโs fine but she said she respects me and loves me enough to not want me to deal with her stuff
>>33311572No, she does want me. She just canโt have me rn because of the above
>>33311575Fair enough. I tried talking to 2 4chan girls and they were both awful. Not trying that again.
>>33311569Look, there is a part of you that seems bizarrely familiar, and the part of you where you cheated on your wife is shit that I can't get past. I understand the circumstances, and really it's not even my business at all, but I can't respect you because of it.
>>33311566>I know what confessing my feelings entails, I'm not the zoomer kids you keep trying to Uncle Dad at.Fair enough. I don't presume experience or age.
>>33311575>probably had other guys on the side.yes of course if you met via soc you fucking cuck
>>33311586Literally everyone has other men or women "on the side", that's normal.
>>33311582Ok, you're being simple. She wants you to put yourself in there. There's that whole
>weaaahh, but I'm just a burdenThing that brains tell us when we're depressed, but deep down we can be in desperate need for someone close to tag in and just like distract us from ourselves. Treat us like we're not a burden, and understand that the weird or accidentally offputting behavior is just temporary with the rut.
>>33311583I went into a meetup thread on soc while desperate and that was a terrible idea.
I think if you meet naturally through a conversation in a thread it's much more likely that it can work out. But maybe I am just daydreaming.
>>33311591Well jeez, great to know then that I am the exception.
>>33311583Why were they awful
>>33311584>I can't respect you because of it.Well, that's fair. I abandoned any expectation of respect long ago.
Advice is either good advice or bad advice. The source being respectable is negligible. A homeless man once summed up Richard III better than anyone else in the documentary about the play.
>>33311593Not them, but no. That's fucking awful. If anything, I annihilated most male friendships outside of distanced ones and kept my phone 100% available to maintain my loyalty
>>33311584If he wasn't so pedantic he could cheat on 3 more wives and I'd cheer him on. Hell, go ahead and cheat on his mistresses too, tell the stories here. That's 4chan. His current persona gets on my nerves because if I wanted to read r/AITA, r/relationship_advice etc I'd go there instead.
>>33311193F, yea, maybe an orc or something like that.
>>33311600I'm not perfect either. And usually I try to have some level of Devil's advocate way of thinking with things to weigh situations, but it hits me in raw spots.
>>33311581>Sometimes it happens by accident.It's like that for most people most of the time. And I think those who think to have control over it are lying to themselves.
>Many are but you're incorrect in thinking it is most.I'm fairly certain I've seen data on it; but I'll have to look it up. What I know with absolute certainty is however that the degree of being looksmatched is mediated by how long people knew each other before dating. For dating apps it tends to be the highest while for people who have known each other for months for years the correlation is comparatively weak.
>Most people I have known started dating their partner shortly after randomly meeting them.Most people I have known have married people whom they've met at university, at work or through mutual friends and they usually were friends or acquaintances for a while before dating. But again: only data can resolve this.
>Becoming emotionally invested before you're close is backwards.It depends on what you mean by emotionally invested. While you probably shouldn't make marriage plans in your head without having ascertained that the other person feels the same, you obviously have no control over how you feel about the other person. You can consciously choose to withdraw from them and then your feelings are also going to wane over time, but in some contexts it's not that easy.
>>33311556lol spoken like a narc.
>>33311193M
I can't even date real women
>>33311487yeah. i feel so so so bad when i go out and a guy is gawking at me like whole body turned mouth agape and then you see his gf holding his hand pretending she doesn't notice but looks like she's about to cry. and you just know this is how he reacts when i'm just some rando walking down the street he's done this and will do this so many more times with more women. and he's gonna be worse if she's in the same room as them. idk. i straight up want to kill guys like this. why do it especially when your gf is right there with you? do you not know that she knows or what
Women, are you capable of smoking weed out of a bong with your vagina? Does it still have the same effect as smoking it with your mouth?
>>33311591Not me. In fact, I've never had any woman, not on the side or elsewhere.
>>33311617How about you and your asshole?
>>33311617Iโd just queef the weed out
>>33311622SMOKE QUEEFS EVERY DAY DAY DAY DAY
>>33311617It's mucosa, so wouldn't it absorb the thc? I don't know how the uptake process works in the lungs, but I can imagine getting weed tar in your cooter is nightmarish.
>>33311620Believe me, I've tried. It isn't nearly as fun as using a prostate massager or dildo sex toy up the rectum.
it's 90 degrees outside but fucking 60 in my lab
>>33311628I've known women who've applied THC cream to their vulvas. Not sure what that actually does for them.
>>33311582I can't tell from this what she wants. Was it her idea to "go on a break" or not?
I think you should talk to her and see how she reacts.
If she reacts like "ew, I wanted no contact, space means space" then you know it's over
>>33311620Assholes cant suck in air only expel air. It's impossible.
>>33311630Give it another try.
Can someone give me or make up a complicated and dynamic customer situation?
>>33311637Customer is on PCP and raging for bussy, wants to talk to the lowest-ranking employee
Do you ever wonder what this experience would be like, on either side of the equation?
>>33311631Fat people were a mistake. No matter where you go in America they are in control of the thermostat and make skinnies suffer for it.
>>33311633Maybe it makes it tingle or acts ike a vasodilator or something? I dunno, weed makes me paranoid and insatiably hungry
>>33311595I get that but itโs serious trauma - not just depression. Itโs depression caused by trauma from attempting to kill herself when she was 18 and some other stuff. Maybe I should give her a few more days and then reach out just to go do something together for a couple hours as friends?
>>33311637Watch any bodycam footage in a shop.
Why do women on dating apps get freaked out if you ask them out on a coffee date I don't get it it's not like I invited them out to the middle of the desert or to my apartment
>>33311609>It's like that for most people most of the time. No. It's not.
>And I think those who think to have control over it are lying to themselves.The control happens by approaching the interactions with the other person with romantic possibilities from the beginning. It happens by accident when you initially decide NOT to pursue anything and the catch feelings.
Developing feelings for someone who you are not dating is not the natural healthy progression.
>looksmatchedCool story bro
I'm talking about relationships.
>whom they've met at university, at work or through mutual friends and they usually were friends or acquaintances for a while before datingThere's acquaintances and there's being close and developing feelings before asking someone out.
>you obviously have no control over how you feel about the other person.The control is in asking them out before you feel anything other than surface attraction. If you wait until you're invested, that is a choice.
>>33311641Are you the office sweater autist?
>>33311645they watch too many movies about serial killers
>>33311640Cubans be like: "Bitch, I'll swim back!"
>>33311609There is a way to have total control over it: embrace soulless modern dating, where you fuck random girls from apps that you don't care about and approach with an algorithmic flowchart.
to be honest seeing women with their babies does make me smile
>>33311658I hate it when they want to show pictures. It's incredibly awkward.
>>33311662What is with white women and knotting
>>33311664I don't know, man. Not her but do Centaurs have weird horse dicks?
>men don't want to commit
becomes
>men lovebomb!
>>33311616It's hard to resist. These girls had their flat stomachs showing and my ex was fat.
>>33311667Male torsos/chests don't have a penis, so yes, centaurs have horse dicks
>>33311660>I hate it when they want to show pictures. It's incredibly awkward.That's an easy fix!
Just say "Could you send me a copy of that one? ...for later?"
They'll immediately stop showing you pictures.
I need a gf who gawks at other women while I avert my eyes in embarrassment
>>33311645the point of online dating is that you get a change to first feel each other out and get a sense about compatibility before making irl plans
are you by chance jumping into trying to pressure for the next step after not even completing the first one?
>>33311193Of course.
You gotta be careful with some, like Faye, but definitely.
>>33311668no you idiot, why are you making up retarded nonsense again?
>>33311671Wait, what's the goat one? The one Pan is supposed to be, associated with dionyssius etc
>>33311675So you want a bisexual autist woman.
>>33311538It really feels like it though sometimes I feel like Iโm betraying guy #1
>>33311681yes i need a nerdy bisexual gf its ok if she is cringe
>>33311682Ok, so those. I don't know what goat dicks look like, but why wouldn't it be mixed..race as well?
>>33311679But it's true, read the thread. First is men don't want a relationship and then people bitch about men lying or talking sweet things without meaning them...
>>33311193M
God I wish Draenei Female were real
>>33311689I thought the point of the post was to suggest getting a lobotomy, since it will make men go from not wanting to commit to lovebombing you.
>>33311689I never said shit about men not committing and all I said is only say sweet things if they are true
>>33311646>No. It's not.It's like that for most people with regard to anything. People don't choose to like what they like. People don't choose what type of personality traits they prefer any more than what type of ice cream they favour.
>Developing feelings for someone who you are not dating is not the natural healthy progression.It depends on ones personality traits. Some people score higher in short-term mating preference and sociosexual attitude, they are more eager to pursue opportunities, even if their romantic interest is not particularly pronounced. Others are only motivated to move at all when they find themselves strongly drawn to the other person. Neither is more natural than the other; they're both within the spectrum of human sexuality.
>The control is in asking them out before you feel anything other than surface attraction. If you wait until you're invested, that is a choice.As I said before: it differs between people. In any case, it seems like this is mostly a semantic debate at this point. What I am talking about is the inner experience, not necessarily the degree to which it reflects itself in actions. If your main point is that people should not 'act' on it until they've established some mutual understanding, then that is perfectly legitimate advice and I take absolutely no issue with it.
How likely is it to find a 5'2 woman with big tits who isn't obese? A little overweight or chubby is fine
>>33311489He was the best looking guy I ever met who was so charismatic and personable and sweet and well adjusted and rich and generous and took me so seriously I thought it was a prank or he was making fun of me. At the time no matter what he said and how right he acted I genuinely just didn't believe it was real. I didn't even properly turn him down I just dismissed him straight up and acted like a huge cunt. I remember how sad he looked like he was gonna cry but he still tried to be mature about it for my sake and apologize for upsetting me and making me uncomfortable. He was such a high quality guy. I really wish I could meet him again so I could apologize and explain myself and tell him he was soooo so so hot and cool it made me feel like shit and I thought he was lying so that's why I was like that and I want him so bad but to be honest he's too good for me. Idk. I just wish I could apologize. I'd never forgive myself if I destroyed his self esteem or this became a painful memory for him that he constantly overthinks or something. Ugh
Btw this is a good reminder to men that you can do everything right and things can still not work not even because they don't like you but something is wrong with them and you just can't know it
>>33311655>implying /atoga/ moids wouldn't propose to the first girl who is nice to themYou don't have it in you.
>>33311697Anything is possible if you're a Chad or Tyrone.
>>33311697Those are a dime a dozen
>>33311684That's because it's the first step towards betraying him. You're nowhere near that yet but it's a possible outcome of the path you're on.
My best friend is dating multiple women right now and my advice is to always be direct and honest. Right now you're talking to a couple guys and not dating either. That's perfectly fine. If the situation changes, communicate clearly and honestly as it's necessary.
>>33311693>>33311694Meanies I'm just a dumb moid who can't read
>>33311697>a 5'2 woman with big tits who isn't obese>A little overweight or chubby is fineI see those on a daily basis.
>>33311686>why wouldn't it be mixedBecause the qualities of the creature do not mix like that. Centaurs and satyrs are not "just" one creature that has the traits of two, but specifically a creature that can be formed through affixing part of one body to another, not unlike minotaurs (bull head, human body), or some depictions of lamia (female upper body, snake lower half).
It's like asking why centaurs have human hair instead of manes
>>33311697thats like the standard food setting
>>33311709What about snake upper body female lower half
Now THATD be hot af fr
the fuck is up with all these furries itt
>>33311704>>33311708>>33311710Maybe you're confused. I'm talking e cup minimum
there's not enough bisexual women on /atoga/
>>33311716yeah, thats the size of boobs of chubby short women
>>33311716Oh
You're not going to find non-obese women like that
there's not enough bisexual women in the world
>>33311717There's too many bisexual women on atoga
Like evey other femanon is bisexual
>>33311701I don't have it in me but in a different way. I went out with a bunch of girls and avoided holding hands with or kissing any of them because I just couldn't do it, it'd feel like betraying my old dreams of doing it with someone special. Then I asked out someone special and she said no, kek.
But it was more like this
>>33311699 than just "ew, no", I never had a chance. That's life I guess, we are just idiots who, at best, can just find new and creative ways to keep screwing it up and ending up alone.
>>33311707>>33311679I bet you fit this description:
>>33309605
>>33311489M
Never had any love to lose intl the first place
For better or worse
definitley worse
>>33311510>So now you get a dating market where you have to have a nonshit personality in order to deserve to be loved.And by "nonshit personality" you mean pay for gf. It's the same shit either way. Women only care about what economic benefits they can extract from a man.
>>33311724They just got mommy issues.
>>33311741how is that mommy issues?
>>33311695>People don't choose to like what they like.Developing emotions is more than just liking someone's traits.
>Others are only motivated to move at all when they find themselves strongly drawn to the other person. Neither is more natural than the other; they're both within the spectrum of human sexuality.It's not the natural progression of a relationship. Developing feelings for someone that you are not in a relationship with is not the natural progression of a relationship.
Sometimes it's necessary to do things you aren't motivated to do in order to achieve results
Otherwise the outcome is dependent on random factors and good fortune.
And again, those acting whether or not they're motivated to are more likely to encounter success.
>it seems like this is mostly a semantic debate at this point. No. It's very much the core principle.
>What I am talking about is the inner experience, not necessarily the degree to which it reflects itself in actions.Good for you.
I am saying that developing feelings for someone before being in a relationship is backwards.
It's like going to university for three years before deciding what you want to major in. People do it all the time. But it's backwards. You should know what your major is before you apply to university at all.
>If your main point is that people should not 'act' on it until they've established some mutual understandingAside from her being comfortable with you, no. That's the opposite of what I am saying.
I am saying that if a girl is appealing and is comfortable with you, ask her out BEFORE you develop feelings for her.
That is what dating is about. Finding out if you want to be in a relationship.
Falling in love and then considering a date is backwards.
>>33311742>replying to a chatbot
Stop blaming dads for their daughters problems
Stop blaming moms for their sons problems
>>33311749Put yourself out there and get one then
>>33311748>everything I donโt like is a bot ok
>>33311748Nta
I mean he's an annoying autistic avatarfag but I don't think he's a bot
coutnry music is rly bussin rn
I am once again asking if I should reach out to my ex gf after I said weโd be no contact for a while? Sheโs been liking lots of posts on Instagram that suggest to me that she misses me, has more to say, etc. Iโm cool with being friends for now even tho it hurts but it has to be done given the circumstance sheโs in, see
>>33311643. I think sheโs either grieving, needs a friend rn, or both. Should I reach out? Itโs only been a few days and I never told her how long the no contact would go on for, I just said โa whileโ but idk, she seems like she needs me rn
>>33311759>rick and morty spammer doesn't get banned but they ban the cute girl with big jewish milkersmost homo thing i've ever seen
>>33311759Same difference in the end.
>>33311762I'm a rolling stone
All alone and lost
For my life of sin
I have paid the cost
As i walk by
All the people say
Just another guy
On the lost highway
>>33311764sheโs an adult, sheโll be fine
>>33311608I can appreciate it.
Unfortunately, I have little choice other than to be myself.
>>33311765he gets banned every ten mins
>>33311765he does, he just keep evading
>>33311725Hey bby how u doin'?
>>33311764Yeah, do it. If she reacts well then just get back together.
If she reacts badly, then you will know more about what she wants than you do from instagram posts.
>>33311742Homosexuality is othering failure in psychoaanlytic terms, specifically witjin the object-relations school syntax.
Sexuality is initially directed at the self, then the mother, then objects, and finally the father, before turning to opposite sex others.
Depending on wherer you get stuck, you'll loop through a specific phase over and again with different partners, unconsciusly attempting to break through to the next layer.
>>33311764Has she posted anything recently you could like?
If yes, like something back if you feel like it.
>>33311765He is a VPN shitter.
>>33311193F. Centaur prince husband is the dream.
>>33311788The fuck is that?
>>33311782Itโs nothing sheโs posting. You can see your followerโs liked reels and sheโs been liking a TON of heartbreak cope stuff but not the โyouโll get over himโ type content, itโs more like โyou werenโt readyโ, โyou need to grow yourself firstโ, etc type content which makes me think sheโs going through a lot, both in regards to me and her mental situation
>>33311779Sounds like bullshit
I have never felt sexual for my parents, objects or myself
women, this has been making rounds
which one is better?
Should I cut my hair (male)
>>33311717That is usually not the response I get when I say Iโm bi
>>33311791Aaaaaand how big is your trap folder?
>>33311744>Developing emotions is more than just liking someone's traits.It is still something that happens involuntarily. People don't reason themselves into liking others but it's a subconscious process.
>It's not the natural progression of a relationship. Developing feelings for someone that you are not in a relationship with is not the natural progression of a relationship.As I said: it differs between people. Some pursue others while only mildly interested, others only move when already madly in love. Both happens. Both is completely natural and normal.
>Sometimes it's necessary to do things you aren't motivated to do in order to achieve results>Otherwise the outcome is dependent on random factors and good fortune.>And again, those acting whether or not they're motivated to are more likely to encounter success.You're not wrong. There is good data supporting the notion that the best predictor of romantic success is extraversion. Neither facial attractiveness nor height, weight, muscularity or wealth matter as much as touching grass and meeting people. The downside is that it's questionable whether this is constitutes actionable advice, since it might not be possible to simply emulate an extraverted personality.
>meet girl irl
>mention I draw for a living
>(knows my name of course)
>add her on IG trough my art page
>doesn't accept or follow me back
Third time this happens. I can't believe they don't know it's me. Of course they do. I don't have photos of me, but you'd have to be retarded to not make the connection. The follow random ass niggas who I mogg, so it's not that either
what am I missing here?
>>33311779explains why I am not bisexual or homo
>>33311794what response do you get?
>>33311792Leaning towards the right. But they're too extreme in either direction if you ask me.
>>33311792right, Iโm not a pedo
>>33311789A horse girl from the new hit game umamusume
>>33311790>Itโs nothing sheโs posting.Yes, my suggestion was to like something she has posted. But if she has nothing posted, you can't like anything.
>which makes me think sheโs going through a lotObviously.
>>33311805So no horse half, or what?
>>33311790>likes stuff about needing alone time>guys guyse I should reach out to her, right? you are insufferable
>>33311744>Falling in love and then considering a date is backwards.Why would I want to date someone I don't have feelings for?
>>33311805So the girls are horses?
>>33311801Rude ones, cmon anon
>>33311810>>33311816Horse girls horsing around
>>33311819No horsedick, no buy.
>>33311706> possible outcome of the path you're on.No it is not lol. Iโd never cheat itโs not worth it. Iโve only been talking to this dude for a few days, havenโt even been on a date with him yet. Iโm just dramatic
>>33311798>I don't have photos of meLol, are you ugly?
How many followers you have then?
>>33311818i mean that part i could guess :\
Women, what would you think/do if you found a secret stash of femboy clothes in your boyfriend's wardrobe?
>>33311825>Anonette fujos out
>>33311821Well, yeah. It's like how stepping out of your front door is the first step towards getting hit by a bus. It's a perception thing.
>>33311765the cat retard doesn't know how to ban evade because she's underage
>>33311830i would rape him
>>33311813Itโs literally all about longing for someone. How does that make me insufferable?
>>33311830thats he went to a costume party once
>>33311744>I am saying that if a girl is appealing and is comfortable with you, ask her out BEFORE you develop feelings for her.This might be backwards for 'you' but it's not backwards for everyone.
There are men who are very extraverted and/or short-term mating oriented. They pursue lots of opportunities with little emotional commitment. With such a personality profile it is completely sensible to just ask random girls out on dates to see what sticks. But this is not what all men are like. There are other guys who only begin to move if they are fully committed. This is less successful in terms of numbers - they tend to be single for longer periods of time and have fewer partners throughout their lifetime - but they also tend to have more stable relationships and they are less likely to cheat on their partners. It's a trade-off; it's simply different mating strategies for which different people have different predispositions. Both is natural, both can be encountered in the wild.
>>33311835by making it about you
>I wasnโt ready >omg she is going through A LOT, she must need ME rn nigga she just told you what she needs is distance from you
Girls, would you pull a half dead rat from your cats/dogs mouth? No gloves
>>33311749fat and balding and short guy is right there
>>33311843sure but why would I? they caught it, they deserve it
>>33311830I no longer have a bf
>>33311849you now have a gf
>>33311797Well, I can say from experience you can mimic extroverts, kek. But actually enjoying it, forcing yourself to like people you don't like, and connecting with normies on a deeper level? That's another story.
>>33311843Yeah np. I live on a farm, animals being dumb and disgusting is part of it
>>33311855not a good look for introverts claiming they arenโt actually next level narcs
>>33311859Nah you should have seen me bending over backwards for the girl I actually liked.
She could have told me to do anything, yes ma'am. You say jump I say how high.
all introverts are narcs desu. extroverts aren't because they have less pride.
>>33311815>Why would I want to date someone I don't have feelings for?To find out if you want to be in a relationship and if you can develop feelings for them.
For the same reason you inspect a house before you buy it. Rather than asking "Why would I get to know a house before I invest in it?"
>>33311862>I am not a narc because that one time it benefited me I actually put in effort ok
>>33311798Is the art bad?
>>33311866Loads of projecting here, NTA
>>33311854No. I would be single
>>33311257M
Yes, massively.
>>33311257M
I do not care about the lives of others in any meaningful sense beyond "I wish things were better", do what you want and keep me out of it
>>33311873Do you like nerdy white boys?
>>33311866It didn't benefit me at all, kek. I got nothing to show for all that, just heartsickness and a bunch of things in my house and mind that I'll have to find another use for. Maybe the other anon is right and you're thinking about something in your own life.
>>33311830He's trans and broken. T_T
>>33311257Is it fucked up if I don't really believe in anything? I have friends who are trans and I have friends who are terfs and friends who make fun of trans people all the time and say it's funny when those people die, but I don't really say anything when people talk about this kind of shit because I like all these people and I would rather not make enemies. All different friend circles ofc.
>>33311855>you can mimic extroverts, kekYes, just like it is possible to lose weight by dieting and practising sports. But the question is: do people stick to it? Will there be permanent change in behaviour? Many lack the will to even see it through to their goals, few achieve them - but even fewer manage to make them a habit.
Those for whom extraverted behaviour is mentally taxing are unlikely to stick to it. They are likely to avoid social events in time. And even if they force themselves into them, are they capable of fully converting them? Are they really interested in people? Do they enjoy their company? Or does their fear end up stifling them, possibly even make them stick out as fake among the genuine extraverts?
It might be possible for some but I'm highly sceptical whether this can be general advice. People sometimes treat it as a white pill when loneliness is not caused by lacking in some physical trait, thinking that mental traits were more malleable, but I see little supportive evidence for it. Maybe at some point someone develops ozempic for extraversion - otherwise there is alcohol and possibly a variety of less legal drugs to induce a somewhat similar effect.
>>33311864Why would I do that instead of just being friends first? That implies fooling around and touchy stuff is expected instead of me getting to analyze whether this person even deserves my time in that way.
>>33311863>tripfag immediately jumps in to prove you wrong in the next reply pottery
>>33311880Yeah, white european ones.
>>33311864>To find out if you want to be in a relationship and if you can develop feelings for them.I tried that once. Never again.
>>33311891it's 2025, you have to fuck her in the ass first, then think about her as a person, and then develop feelings later (that part last, only after breakup)
>>33311533"Happysad bipolar" is a redundant conjugation don't you think?
>>33311822I don't think so,picrel
around 2900, I just post my art
>>33311868not, I do work professionally, just trying to build up my socials.
>>33311863introverts = vulnerable narcissists
extroverts = grandiose narcissists
>>33311898i think "happysad" is your personality even outside your episodes, though
>>33311899Dollar Tree Hasan Piker
>>33311796I only fap to 3d bio women
>>33311905every brown guy is now this
>>33311893come to yurop
i wil wife u
>>33311896Welp, after this is done I'm going to look for a pretty swinging bridge.
>>33311885Would you fix him
>>33311815why do women friendzone men, shouldn't they husbandzone them instead?
>>33311849Throwing away all my womens clothes now
>>33311819What a blatant copy of Genshin's Ayaka.
>>33311890Yeah. The way I think about is this: we can only choose what we do, we can't choose what we like.
Pretending to be somebody else is only a temporary solution, like you said.
The only stories where that ends in a good outcome is when you get lucky enough to network your way into meeting someone like you. And assuming they feel the same, of course. I met one and couldn't make it work.
>>33311839Fair enough. Iโll wait then
>>33311914>implying a woman is going to fuck youKeeping the clothes around puts dating on easy mode for you, faggot
>>33311914Why? You will still be you
>>33311911Who the fuck knows why women do anything they do.
>>33311863Common misconception.
Introverts can be told apart from narcissists because they virtually never put themselves in situations where they lose control of their emotional stability.
Narcissists do; very frequently.
A narcissist will drink and drive, whereas an introvert will pretty much never.
They do have a lot of overlapping features, though the motivations are very different. For example, a narc wants narcisssitic supply and delusional attention to help construct their temporary personality.
An introverts wants honest input about the structure of their ego.
Both annoying, but ateologically distinct.
>>33311911Because sometimes you're really cool and we admire certain aspects about you. I've always wanted a brother, maybe there's something to that. Sometimes it's because women want orbiters to give attention or vent to.
I don't know. I fell hardcore in love with the last person that I had a good, tell all your weird shit to man friend.
>>33311921I'm not gay I just like crossdressing
>>33311922I don't really have a sense of identity so "being me" doesn't mean anything
If a girl lets me cum inside of her, does she like me?
>>33311931She doesn't know yet, it's too early for feelings like that.
>>33311569>Who is more equipped to give advice to others?>Someone who has effortlessly succeeded without issue?>Or someone who has repeatedly failed in many different ways over the years, overcome obstacles, and remains in a place very much like success?Considering how much of a repeating failure your life is in your 40s, by your own admission, I think it's better to trust the guy who has achieved success, he probably has a better approach to life.
>>33311908No. I want a specific one.
>>33311910You can't fix trans, they can only fix themselves.
>>33311919Yes, there is good evidence that people mate assortatively for all kinds of traits. It is debatable whether this is because people who are similar end up in similar places and therefore being close to another does the rest or whether it's because people are innately drawn to those who resemble them (probably a bit of both), but given the fact that people also report greater satisfaction the more they resemble their partners it would be a good idea to seek out those who are similar - i.e. rather than attempting to pretend to be someone else (and possibly attracting someone one isn't compatible with), it might be cleverer to just be oneself and find someone who is just like that. The problem with that is obviously that people are having less active social lives on average, especially more introverted people, since social activity is waning in general ("bowling alone"), and modernity offers all forms of solitary entertainment and socialisation surrogates (like this here) which enables people to withdraw, not to mention that there are fewer societal expectations in general, fewer compulsions, duties, etc. resulting in a social stratification along personality traits, making it very hard for introverts (even just mildly introverted people) to find partners, since the other introverts are all at home, on the internet and avoiding hanging out IRL - which in turn prevents relationships from forming as that tends to happens through frequent exposure over time.
>>33311930Spoken like someone in the closet. Just be you.
It's been close to a decade and I still sob and wail in torment when I remember how The Shannara Chronicles got canceled. Anyone else feel this way?
>>33311943I only want to have sex with women though
And besides I don't have tranny dysphoria either I'm fine with my body
>>33311942Narcissism.
People used to mate opposites.
So stupid women/men got with smart mates/vica versa.
>>33311838>This might be backwards for 'you' but it's not backwards for everyone.It's backwards to the process.
It is literally getting invested before getting involved.
It is like buying a house and then looking into the foundation, the neighborhood, and everything else.
It is like quitting your job and accepting another job without learning anything about the new position.
It is like adopting an animal and agreeing to take care of it before knowing what species it is.
Those analogies might be excessive but simple reason isn't getting through:
Investing before you are involved is backwards.
It happens all the time. People do it. People are all kinds of psychologically predisposed to it. And maybe it feels better for them to do it backwards.
But it is backwards.
Going to an all day movie marathon with strangers with no idea even what genre or language the movies are in is backwards.
Ordering meal number seven, paying for it, and then finding out what you ordered and what restaurant you ordered from only after it's delivered is backwards.
You can feel free to do it and sample the entire menus of the world blindly. But it's not the progression that actually yields a positive outcome.
This isn't a situation where all answers are correct if the answer feels right to you.
Actually being involved before you invest yourself is the natural progression.
The level of involvement is often related to the level of investment. A large sum of money or your deep emotional attachment is significantly more than a meal or a 90 minute film.
But the principle holds true regardless.
>>33311954Nta
So my match is a tall confident beautiful woman kek
>>33311954>People used to mate opposites.>So stupid women/men got with smart mates/vica versa.Even if you go back in history, people usually mated within their own socioeconomic stratum. This idea that high status men used to marry waitresses - although it happened - was not the norm. If a lawyer married his secretary, she usually came from a family that was similar in socioeconomic status, had a similar habitus, etc.
>>33311963You now realize why rich women get with short betas.
>>33311838>There are other guys who only begin to move if they are fully committed.Yes. And they're doing it backwards. Dating is not for two people who know each other and are committed to each other. That's why most married people don't go out on dates.
>they also tend to have more stable relationshipsObviously. Because they're committed before they start. Most relationships work up to commitment.
>It's a trade-offIt's trading mild rejections, getting to know a variety of people, a variety of life experiences, and finding a compatible partner sooner and spending more of their life with them in exchange for only ever getting rejected by people they've developed feelings for, emotionally recovering, living in fear of the next heartbreak, and never leaving their comfort zone.
They aren't equivalent strategies.
I am speaking as someone who has actually lived, observed, and employed both these positions. This is not an academic appraisal based on theory and acceptance of how everyone feels more comfortable.
Pouring your heart into investing in a woman before you ask her out is a backwards strategy.
>>33311966Uhuh...
Are you forgetting female hypergamy? Or that men mate down and across whereas women mate up and within their hierarchies?
>>33311967Do they? Sounds hard to beleive
>>33311193M.
like all of them. orc elf dwarf demon elf again goblin etc.
Anybody doing anything for the 4th tommorow
I'm going to work
>>33311966That's the beauty of the old patriarchal setup, it gave people what they wanted both ways.
They could date someone of the same culture, class, and upbringing... and the guy would be making way more money.
Simple enough while it lasted, though of course not so fun for feminists.
>>33311958As I said, I'm not attempting to give dating advice or what is more sensible to do, I'm just saying that you can find both kinds of behaviours. Some are very eager to find potential partners others are very reluctant - only motivated to act if they're madly in love, or not at all even. The latter tend to be less successful in terms of numbers, so if one is struggling with having relationships, reaching out more would be good advice - I am not in disagreement here. My point is that the inner experience between people and the degree to which it motivates them to act differs. Some make friends easily, meet all kinds of women and see whether there is compatibility there, while others stick to themselves, fall in love in silence, never act and then complain about it on /atoga/. Most are somewhere in-between.
impossibly pretty woman at work always making jokes about huge freaky penises and getting choked.
I'm not well socialized with women in the real world. Is this normal behavior?
Women, does this mean she's secretly into huge freaky penises and getting choked?
What does a women mean when she shoulders up next to you, stares at your arms and hands and goes "hmmm...."?
>>33311979Going to a Lake to fish and listen to Bruce Springsteen. Can't beat that.
>>33311997complain to HR that she's sexually harassing you
>>33311979I used to love the 4th and fireworks and stuff and I think it was a sign that things weren't going to go well with my ex when she got cranky everytime we'd see fireworks and I'd have to become the babysitter with a fussy adult child.
I (used to) love that summer nighttime heat blaze with the thrill of explosions. But now that the 4th has been spoiled or lost so many times in my life I've given up so I just stay inside and feel miserable like a typical adult.
>>33311969Both men and women try to mate up and are reluctant to date down. The end result is that they date someone who is roughly similar - and usually with some trade-offs taken into account, since the supply of 6'5" finance guys and top models is limited.
>>33311997>Is this normal behavior?No
>Women, does this mean she's secretly into huge freaky penises and getting choked?No, it means she enjoys the reaction she gets when she talks about it
>What does a women mean when she shoulders up next to you, stares at your arms and hands and goes "hmmm...."?She's flirting
>>33312005from my training about sexual harassment if I'm not feeling threatened or something I think it doesn't count
>>33312012they don't have to know your actual feelings
>>33311979I'm getting my hair cut.
>>33312014I'm not going to lie
>>33312005>man going to HR that is full of foidsYou're the most fucking retarded anon here. Congrats.
>>33312012Sounds like you never had any training on sexual harassment then
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>>33309858 (OP)Femanons, what is the correct answer?
>>33312019Establish a paper trail, get let go because "he's not a good fit", and bam it's a lawsuit
>>33311903Just out of curiosity what do you mean by "happysad" lol?
>>33312026that all sounds so stressful I like it better where I just go to work and nothing changes
>>33312019hmm do women get the ick from a job like men get from women working in HR?
How do you make the breeding urges stop? Do I really have to stop hanging out with them?
>>33312034What are you breeding?
>>33312039I guess I would be bred
>>33312034eat food nomnom
breed huff huff
hmmm hear your children playing, look up and see god in clouds
>>33312042Eat too much ice cream to where you can't move, that way your hands are like little puffer fish fins and you just tard flail a whole lot instead
>>33312044So make myself unattractive? Honestly not the worse advice I've gotten here.
>>33312051No, just too miserable to move and/or power diarrhea hour.
I don't wanna lose your love toniiiight
>>33312043Yeah I need to turn that factory setting off so I can work for the Jews more and afford plastic I don't need.
>>33312034atomoxetine, ssris
>>33312052ignore the nigga and answer the question
>>33312060i don't like your question
>>33312059>atomoxetineWould this actually work?
>>33312050I like it and the other options are gross
She just like a post that said
>me after leaving them alone but fr this time because itโs clear Iโm not who they want and I canโt keep holding onto something thatโs not there
Like I understand itโs a stupid post and people just like shit willy nilly, but I do love her and she is the one I want. Why the hell is she doing this :(
>>33312070Feeding on your energy
>>33312070I told you, you fucking fool. I literally told you, but no. You don't listen.
>>33312070You should mute her, otherwise you're just torturing yourself. If she wants to get in touch she will
I think the name of an ex sounds great with my last name, why wouldn't I name my daughter like that? There is no relation, I'm over her.
>>33312070>I do love her and she is the one I want. Why the hell is she doing this :(Probably because she is mentally unwell and doesn't believe that she's the best match for you and that it will work out long term
Basically why I am hesitant to get back with my ex also
>>33312031it's some internet speak word i remember seeing somewhere. it sounds like a suitable description for a bipolar fool, right?
but yeah you are always mixing positivity and negativity and clowning even when you're posting sad things
The rise of Gay White National Socialism in NYC is rather concerning .. for you
>>33312073I listened, Iโm not reaching out but god damn this makes me want to because she shouldnโt feel that way
>>33312082I guess it could just be her trying to paint things in a really negative way when reality isnโt as shit. Could just be her depression
>>33312093Sorry you are going through this btw, you don't deserve it
>>33312093>Could just be her depressionMental illness has a poisonous way of convincing you of the worst
>>33312093No. I told you that she wanted you to deep down. She probably wants you to save her from herself
Guess I'll fap to michael madsen tonight in his honor. Anyone got favorite movies?
>>33311933It's best to keep moving forward.
I don't think you're going to get it.
>>33312085>clowning even when you're posting sad thingsIf silence be good for the wise, how much better for fools...
>>33312063it's pretty high iq question, I get it
>Design a functional observerless waveform collapse equation
>It's tachyons
What the fuck is it with these things? They're the crux of every solution to every problem.
>>33312070F
A question...
I still like my ex husbands pictures in instagram, because he takes very artsy pics, like a half sunken old wooden boat, that for some reason is growing full of flowers. We have similiar tastes. Like nature overgrowing on old abandoned stuff, or interesting natural formations. Beautiful rock formations and such.
Should I stop then? Do I give him anxiety by liking a beautiful picture he has taken?
He has never said anything about it since we separated four years ago.
>>33312093>this makes me want to because she shouldnโt feel that wayNTA but you're being dishonest with yourself. The reason you want to reach out is because it's hard to break up and you feel sad and you miss your connection with her, which is perfectly understandable. Own your feelings and stop pretending you only want to contact her because she's sending you secret messages and is begging to be rescued
>>33311891>Why would I do that instead of just being friends first? First, because being a friend means that you're NOT secretly interested in her and trying to eventually do touchy stuff. Being her friend and sidelining her out of nowhere with your secret emotional attachment and all the thoughts she has no idea you were having means that your friendship likely isn't just over, it never existed in the first place.
>That implies fooling around and touchy stuff is expected instead of me getting to analyze whether this person even deserves my time in that way.Then date slowly and casually. That's literally it. Explain you want to get to know each before getting physical and then you can either become friends, develop a relationship, or go your separate ways.
But building a safe little secret bunker to analyze her from and calling it "friendship" is just you being a shit friend.
>>33312116>Should I stop then? Do I give him anxiety by liking a beautiful picture he has taken?you probably shouldn't have left him anyway so yeah just double down on being a demon and keep liking the pics
>>33312126That's a lot of words to say "I've never had a blowjob."
>>33312116>ex husbandWhat happened?
Unironically, how amicable you two are now is pretty much all that matters for whether or not it's a bother/cause of anxiety. But since you're asking here...
>>33312116NAG but if you still talk and are friendly irl then that seems normal. If you don't have contact then it's possible it might be a little much. Does he interact with you or your content on instagram?
>>33312126Who said I left him?
We both cried like hell when it happened, but he wanted bio kids, and I couldnt deliver. Eggs dont attach to my uterus. And for some reason if they do, my immune system attacks both me and the egg.
Sometimes breakups are better in the long run for both parties. Afaik he has a bio child on the way these days. He achieved his dream of being a father.
I go to therapy to come to terms of not being a real woman, because of no kids. so not a win-win, but close enough.
>>33312065Significantly dampened my libido
>>33312104So should I reach out rn and at the very least, clear the air?
>>33312120Yes it is hard to break up but hereโs the thing; Iโve come to terms with it. I know why we broke up, but I from what Iโm seeing, sheโs making it seem like I didnโt want her or that there was some other reason for the break up. I told her we could just be friends for now which is also what she wanted. We said we still love each other. She told me not to wait for her but I said I would and Iโve stayed true to that. What is so difficult to understand?
/atoga/ moids
>I don't want to leave my room, I think ragebait is real :(/atoga/ foids
>>33312142>
>>33312149what does this mean. why did zoomer foids start saying this
>>33312149You're an /atoga/ foid.
You were the example text for one.
>>33312142You're a good woman.
Very brave.
>>33312150>>33312155why are you being like this
>>33312146>she told me not to do something and I'm doing somethingoh nononononono
>>33312121HaHAA. Men don't accept that in dating past high school
Bringing back matters to the public, I like, I love it
>>33312169>Men don't accept that in dating past high school>thatWhat?
>>33312116nta
m
Younger people use instagram as a sort of dating app so all this shit about liking and commenting is like flirting to them.
Still, to someone looking from the outside being on an ex's social media would raise an eyebrow I think.
>>33312162Why would I go chasing tail when sheโs the one I love? Can you not respond like a nigger
>>33312059>ssrisBe very careful with these, then made hypersexual lol
>>33312116It's not bad. Not all exes have bad relationships. It's sweet and not a bad thing.
>>33312181*they made me hypersexual
Fuck my gay illiterate life
>>33312116It seems fine. If it's been four years and you have legitimate reason, liking his art, there's nothing wrong there
>>33312146Yes. We're fucking retarded sometimes. Just go nd meet up with her and embrace her without words. Super tight hug. Let her cry into you and just lose her shit for a bit while she empties it all out. Kiss her dumb, gay forehead and stroke her hair. And tell her everything is okay
>>33312147More accurately:
/atoga/ foids
>horrible relationship stories of 10 years of pain and suffering/atoga/ moids
>the stories are 5 minutes long because the girls said "ew no"
Women will break relationships then gaslight themselves into thinking the man was at fault or that the relationship was impossible due to reasons outside of their control. They'll do absolutely anything to avoid feeling accountable over outcomes.
Remember that.
>>33312146You obviously haven't come to terms with it or else you wouldn't be stalking her instagram and inferring secret messages from her likes. Saying you still love each other and want to be friends is what everyone says when they break up, unless there was cheating or something. It's just part of the process. You really need to get it through your head that she ended your relationship and told you to move on (that's what she meant by "don't wait for me"). She's going to grieve but that doesn't mean she wants to get back together. If she really wanted to talk she would reach out to you
>>33312192>They'll do absolutely anything to avoid feeling accountable over outcomes.I do this as a guy to be fair
>>33312196failure of a male
>>33312191Just try not being fat & balding, troon anon. It helps a lot surprisingly.
>>33312197Dude, you guys are terrible about this. You'll trip over your legs to keep from owning up to things in a reasonably weighted way
>>33312197I know you are but what am I
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Should men all regrow their foreskins?
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That one incel-to-tranny pipeline anon who's been spamming the thread probably made most of the femanons leave ngl. Sad.
Women.
Are these crybaby manchildren the typical experience with men?
Like, how many of them are like this
>>33312192Oh, I found their discord by the way.
Loooootta trap porn.
Lotta weird LGBT stuff.
>>33312205How the fuck do I do that
>>33312205Ooooooo those are cute.
Probably.
is the discord in the room with us
>>33312205I never lost it because I never lose
>>33312205Shouldn't women try to grow bigger boobs?
Women, would you be happy if your hypothetical moid served you grilled peaches, burrata, and speck in bed?
Girls will really tell you about an ex that cheated on them and then show you a photo of the ugliest motherfucker you've seen
>>33312208F.
I just ignore them.
Not like there is anything to gain by answering to them, or from their input into whatever I post.
Yeah they are right that sometimes I have sympathy farmed here, and have since toned that down, but for example, if its relevant to the discussion like
>>33312142I will go with the truth.
I also like to answer as many guys as I can on this board. But sometimes if I have nothing constructive or helpful to say, I tend not to answer.
And I dont think I am alone in this.
>and I would lie if the trolls didnt get under my skin sometimes
If my boyfriend prefers blonde European women and I'm Native American are we fucked long term? Can a man date outside of his type and be happy? Is it possible he truly loves me?
He has had feelings for and dated non-white women (and they look similar enough to me, SEA girls) and HE chased ME. But I know what he prefers above all else, sadly. He is brown also btw.
>>33312217F
Can I change it to be a cheeseburger instead?
I dont know what burrata and speck are if I am honest. But grilled peaches dont sound like something I would like
>>33312230Thats fine, I'll make you a cheese burger but I'm still making you a small tasting plate of what I said
Women can you tell the difference between a male friend who pretended to want your friendship because he likes you and one that develop feelings over time because of your friendship?
>>33312225Usually I come here to hate on women, but Iโm genuinely sorry you went through that experience. I hope you have many beautiful and wonderful memories ahead of you to be made
>>33312233Dawg look up how many women become single mothers or get beaten/raped by their bfs
Women can't tell shit about men
>>33312217I would marry you on the spot
>>33312228>Can a man date outside of his type and be happy?Yes
Guys don't really have types desu, just girls they're attracted to and girls they're not
If he chased you he obviously likes you
>>33312230nta it's funky cheese and cured meat. it probably combos fine but it's not hearty eating so it's weird for anon to want to bring it into the bed because its fetishistic in some way probably
a real moid would just slap you with a greasy cheeseburger then slip it between those hot oiled cheeks hoot hoot
>>33312192Not me, if I abandon someone it's as purposeful as when I hunt them down to date me. I have had the first and last word in all of my relationships except for the current one one; evidently I am working on this issue. Power and control are just cope for fear of earnest love and tenderness.
>>33312235>gets sympathy farmed by the demonyep it's feeding time
>>33312241It's like mozzarella balls with tasty cream inside. Fuck, burrata is so good.
>>33312242But does the difference matter to you?
>>33312245>>33312241Whoops, you meant speck. That part sounds a little not good.
>>33312248NTA, but try to learn not to ask questions like that.
demoralizing yourself with people's awful assumptions about your evil motivations due to your sex (or skin color, etc) serves you... how?
move on
>>33312248I feel betrayed unless I developed feelings. In that case, it's a very "oh fuck" moment, I'd guess. I've had it on my end happen with the build it thing, not the other way.
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>>33312178>Younger people use instagram as a sort of dating app so all this shit about liking and commenting is like flirting to them.this
I have a friend who basically followed and DM'd every girl in his area with the word "Catholic" or the catholic cross emoji in her profile until he got a gf. He's getting married like next month. He's 5'7" but is really handsome.
>>33312244Itโs not that serious. Yeah, a lot of women here are demonic who just want to feed on energy, but that was a very vulnerable and horrible experience to go through for that person
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>>33312217Lovely meal but eating in bed is a huge ick for me
>>33312240I guess you're right. My last ex also liked European women so I'm developing a complex, unfortunately.
>>33312230Speck is basically prosciutto
>>33312267Thats fine, I'll gently wake you up and you can walk into the kitchen to the aroma of grilled peaches
Women powerscaler son or shipper daughter?
>>33312267pretty girls always eat and burp and fart in bed
should i order out tonight
>>33312279No. Make some food
>>33312273Either or is honestly fine as long as they know how to hide their powerlevel accordingly.
>>33312279Yeah, get Panera Bread.
>>33312279Of course not. Be responsible. It's a Thursday for goodness' sake.
Men do you know its hot as fuck if your let yourself go just a little as you age? Not become a pig but get a bit of a tummy? Sexiest shit.
>>33312282>as long as they know how to hide their powerlevelnta but you know those types never learn their lesson until their mid 20's
>>33312284Is that the dad bod thing
>>33312284Don't tell them that. You'll have some obese ogre with a beer belly thinking he's hot shit
>>33312269>last ex also liked European womenEither coincidence or maybe you have some similar qualities that they find attractive
Either way I wouldn't worry about it desu.
>>33312279Yolo, what would you get
>>33312284Men do not listen to her. Please maintain your body, I'm begging you.
>>33312233It can start as platonic, but more often than not, it turns out the guy develops feelings. And knowing what I know, its not impossible that a girl could develop feelings too.
I can tell when they do.
I developed feelings towards a guy friend in an MMO recently. He doesnt want to pursue. But his humour has always been flirty. he knows I am already in a relationship with another girl, and if he thinks I go too far, he puts the breaks on. I dont know what to make of him, except that he is a good man, or a massive tease. or both.
I have weirdly enough met his father by coincidence, and I can freaking tell the humour is a genetics thing. The father almost made me go "if only I was 20 years older"
lol. silver fox, what can I say. even the guy I am talking to is in mid 30s and has gray temples.
>pic related them
... and a surprisingly large amount of philosophical discussions...
But the trap porn really steals the show...
>>33312284I get /fit/ for me, not for (You).
>>33312284i'm guessing you mean like, the body that comes from working out 4 days a week instead of 6 and not getting on TRT. But yeah, that does look good.
>>33312284Confirming my theory that women intentionally make their moids uglier once they lock them down so they don't have to face as much competition.
>>33312284No matter what I do, women want the opposite.
>>33312284woman really trying to sabotage men like that baka
>>33312288Yeah kinda. I think I like the venerability it gives men when they start to notice their mortality.
>>33312289Its worth the reward. Those fucks were usually always fat.
>>33312258nta but do you still feel betrayed if you know he organically developed feelings for you over time?
>>33312284Haha yeah this was totally my plan to stop playing sports and working out and instead spend my evenings drinking beer and playing vidya haha
>>33312233Thatโs the thing Anon. I canโt tell the difference. Please explain.
>>33312294>But the trap porn really steals the show......?
>>33312272Your future gf is lucky to be so spoiled
>>33312306do we really need to hear what he's fapping to...
>>33312304Nice, but a little workout is still good.
>thunderstorm starting at 2am
aiiiiight guess we won't be sleeping anytime soon.
>>33312309>future gflmao some BPDemon will hit him like a wolf shakes a bunny, then leave the kill. that's at best.
>>33312312What are you a dog?
>>33312311Yeah, of course
I was pretty active in my old job which was very physical, but now I'm unemployed again...
>>33312314Hey, storm phobias are real. I wouldn't be able to sleep if a tornado-producing storm was coming, that's for sure.
>>33312315Sorry to hear. What's your line of work?
>>33312273Not totally sure what those mean but they sound bad. My future kids will have no internet and be busy with forest camp, sports, and dance lessons
men who can't sleep through storms are fags
>>33312316What are you his owner?
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>>33312312Stay up with the gang (then get some sleep)
>>33312217nag
send recipe pls
>>33312320Kek
I find them oddly comforting desu, and sleep with earplugs anyway
>your line of workI'm a bum who just works odd jobs but I was working as a housekeeper and previously in a warehouse
>Tripfags and pedophile homos show up
>I get banned immediately
>The discord/telegram goes dead.
You guys are just awful at opsec.
>>33312319you will be very busy with those, too.
Read an article today saying "parents are trying to raise well-adjusted kids in this horrible world by stressing themselves and the kids out with a packed schedule of extracurriculars that require the parent to act as chaperone, supervisor, and chauffeur 24/7"
i don't know how people can do that without a stay-at-home wife
Anons are you rainy day enjoyers?
>>33312312F
used to be super afraid of thunder, like to the point of tears. These days thanks to a past relationship, I want to go out and see the lightning, because its beautiful.
>was weird dating a guy who would literally climb the ladders on to the roof just to have a better view of lightning when I cried when I hear it>now, I want to see it too, but not bad enough to climb on to a roof.>I make it a picnic in my car, get snacks, use windshield wipers and watch the power of nature>would be a nice date too now that I think about it.
>>33312314Human after all.
>>33312323I'm an ugly anime?
This is even worse than I had thought...
>>33312326it's Italian sloppa there's no recipe it's just the ingredients served and pretentiousness
>>33312330Yeah. Grew up in a hot climate so rain is good, especially this time of year.
It's been an incredibly good year.
So much rain and storms to take the edge off the heat. It was 90+ degrees and overcast today.
>>33312335oh
guess it also has arugula usually? Like a salad?
>>33312330Not when the summers are short to begin with.
>>33312332Based, I do this too except without girls because I'm too ugly for that, kek.
Cars with lots of glass are perfect for enjoying the atmosphere.
>>33312332>another woman who uses multiple men to springboard her development as a human beingjust make a little noise and these foids just come drumming out of the woodworks
>>33312330Don't have much bloody choice in the UK
I do enjoy a rainy day when I don't actually have to go out in it. Having a cigarette out the back door with the cat and a hot cup of coffee, and then going for a walk through the fields and petting the horses while smelling that fresh post-rain earthy smell, is pretty nice
>>33312313I'll never understand how people actually come across BPDemons. I've never met one, the only people I meet on my bi-yearly attempt to use Discord are normalfags and redditors that ghost you if you don't fake your identity hard enough
>>33312332That's cute, but loud noises make it impossible to sleep.
And I don't go outside to get hit by lighting.
I'm trying to sleep, not have a date with myself...
>>33312336What are your favorite rainy day hobbies
>>33312342True. I want to meet some demons too.
>>33312330If I don't go hiking, yes.
>>33311792Left, he actually looks like he's my age. The only reason why I don't want to date most 30 year olds is because they look too old for me.
>>33312110>incels constantly fail to pick up women>>33311933According to MKG, you should listen to them instead
>>33312309i want her now though.
>>333123261Its brain dead easy, hardly counts as a recipe.
1) Get some nice ripe peaches and put them on the grill or on a hot (preferably) cast iron skillet for ~2 minutes. The char/sear is important. After its done put it on a plate.
2) Tear up your burrata. Season with salt, pepper, olive oil.
3) Place your speck onto the place, ideally you put it on the warm peaches so the fat of the speck softens a little. Finish with a little more black pepper
4 ) Optional: Crisp up an extra piece of speck in the pan for a crunchy element.
>>33312330I like rain as long as it doesn't come in a package deal with wind.
>>33312353>>33312326Sorry, forgot to mention you should sear both sides of the peach
>>33312344Driving around and listening to music that only really sounds good when it's raining
Making excuses to do errands outside
Imagining that some kind of great storm will come and wash away the... wait this sounds like the bad guy in several movies I haven't watched.
Imagining the chance at change and being some kind of hero, leaving this life behind and entering another, one that matters.
Imagining someone I like needs me to come over and help with something, rescue them, keep them company, that sort of thing.
And right now, practicing riding the motorcycle while it's a little wet. I always loved that Billy Joel song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9t5XK0FhA
>>33312337OP, if you want but personally I'd omit that and use the arugula in a side dish. Probably slice up some fennel very thin and make either a balsamic or lemon dressing.
>>33312349>I want to date 30 year oldsyep that one is going in the folder
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>>33312330I like it better when it's not rainy, at least if I'm going outside.
do women actually enjoy it when their guy spergs out about nerdy things they are passionate about?
>>33312346Be careful what you wish for anon...
>>33312342>bi-yearly attempt to use DiscordTouching grass would be a good start
>>33311798if your name isn't on your page she really might not know it's you lol, they could think it's a spam account. to be honest it's a little weird adding real life people from what is a work portfolio account basically, seems unprofessional. just make a separate ig
>>33312365https://youtu.be/_JiyUkDe7PA
>>33312343Get some foam earplugs, like a big bag of industrial ones. I'm normally a really light sleeper but I sleep like a baby with them even through some construction noise etc.
>>33312353>>33312359thanks much I'm allergic to uncooked fruits but love peaches so I'm gonna try this
>>33312365Yeah
>>33312370Once you're a neet long enough it's a permanent affliction I fear
>>33312382>Once you're a neet long enough it's a permanent afflictionIt can feel that way when you've been a NEET for a while but humans are surprisingly adaptable when they need to be
>>33312329Well I was exaggerating. I do agree it's not good to overschedule kids, of course they need downtime too and I would never push them into stuff they truly dislike. But at a certain age I think it's better to err on the side of a little too much activity, especially physical activity with their peers, rather than not enough
>watching video
>guy is talking about some tools
>'i got this back when there was no such thing as amazon'
O_O
>>33312381Its great, good luck and have fun anon
M or F
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLAdaEchrQg
Please interpret this. I think Iโm losing my mind. What is she trying to say?
>>33312365It was absolutely adorable when I found my ex painting little figurines. Thats when I learned about the prophet of the Waagh, Ghazkull MacUruk Thraka, and his bois.
Like him nerding out and the word vomit that came out was adorable, cute. It was kinda a mixture of pity, love and adorableness that I sat with him, and helped him mix paints, because he cant see the difference between red and green.
Would help to paint warhammer figurines agan, 9/10. snacks required.
>>33312358>motorcycleHonda, Yamaha, Suzuki or Kawasaki?
Someone have the link to the full song from that anime?
>>33312220my ugly ass perma neet diagnosed autist ex bf left me for a literal runway model. and i didn't even know until way after he dumped me that he dumped his ex who was super beautiful but a crack ho for me. it is so easy for men to date 10s that i don't know how some of you can't do it. you don't need to have any redeeming qualities
>>33312389For what it's worth, I'm kind of a weird case where I've been a neet since I was like 13 and have a few other circumstances I won't bitch too much about that prevent me from ever getting out of it, but thanks for the encouragement.
>>33312353Hmm, I think you've inspired me to try grilling peaches this summer
>>33312330No I don't have a foid to go walking hand in hand with in the rain.
>>33312375>>33312382>>33312401I don't know how I'd get used to this, I've only ever felt embarrassed and awkward nerding out about anything.
>>33312400Female. Time to leave.
>>33312413If I get a cold will you go fetch some tea?
>>33312365Yes, if it's something I can respect and find at least a little bit interesting even if it's not my thing
>>33312409Its great, even if you don't do it with the burrata and speck. You could do it with honey and almonds or just throw some grilled peaches into your bowl of vanilla ice cream.
Peaches with a little char are incredible
Fuck I hate LA I hate having to travel to LA just fuck my shit up just shoot me in the head and rape my corpse chop me up into little pieces and turn me into barrel soup
>>33312228IME men absolutely do not mean the same thing as us when they talk about having a "type". They're not thinking like their destined soulmate or who they fantasized their future wife would be their whole childhood or whatever, they think it's like something to bring up for the sake of conversation. For men it's 100000000x less serious than if you asked him who the GOAT rapper or UFC fighter or video game console or whatever thing he enjoys is.
>>33312228Sounds like he doesn't want to have babies with you to me
>>33312400F. Imo she's lamenting that someone she loved and fought for never truly reciprocated (at least from her pov) and is questioning whether the other party ever loved her at all. Even if he was protecting himself, she believes that if he really cared about her he could let go of his pride and chase her or at the very least clarify himself to her rather than detach himself. The images are because she's forcing herself to acknowledge this even though she doesn't want to think her efforts and emotions were wasted.
At least that's what I'm reading out of it without any context. It could always be something else.
>>33312415desu, his other interests, like turkey/deer hunting, and fishing I just couldnt understand. I did enjoy the catches he brought home. And sometimes helped him by bringing paper towels and beer when he butchered stuff.
>nor did I understand what he needed a red dot sight for, or some gun thingsThe smell of butchery just didnt sit right with me and made me gag. And it was weird to think that the man who has his fingers inside me, has his whole hand inside the body cavity of some animal, grabs organs and rips them out...
>>33312228Are you his practice gf?
Does anyone here not want their depression to get better because you find it comforting? I donโt bother anyone with it; I just write stories about me dying or committing suicide.
>>33312228my """"type"""" fluctuates no matter how often i try to convince myself I have one.
>>33312435lel
I'm far too much of a clean freak for that kind of thing
>>33312420>>33312434Well itโs something my ex liked lmao. I reached out to her, I donโt care anymore, I need to clear the air. I wanted to do no contact so we could decompress and just be friends in the interim but if sheโs going to paint this facade where Iโm an asshole that wasnโt there for her or never cared, then Iโm breaking that and clearing the air
>>33312425Whatโs the trip for
>>33312365Yes. We're not like men who like mindless bimbos
>>33312405Bro must have some insane rizz ngl
I'm equally bad at dating everyone kek
>>33312446Why are you still following her
>>33312452you don't know how hungry men are for women with hobbies and interests beyond netflix and social media
>>33312420>If I get a cold will you go fetch some tea?Of course. Tea with honey and warm foot baths are the best thing for colds.
>>33312446If you're that anon from yesterday, definitely reach out and explain your intentions clearly. I dunno if she's trying to paint a facade or not, but at the very least she thinks you aren't taking it seriously despite the consideration you've put behind your decision. Good luck, man.
>>33312449Family shit. I hate going over there, I hate flying, I hate that whole fucking city.
>>33312455Oh shit it's real.
How do you cope with your heroes dying?
>>33312455RIP to the goat
>>33312464women love stupid chads
see how that works
Women does cum get into your urethra?
>>33312467No, stupid men without hobbies are boring
>>33312470Nobody has ever coomed in me
>>33312470Ehh...
propably? Its all liquidy down there afterwards.
My mom always told me to pee after sex, so I dont get uti. I dont know if its true, but I do anyway.
>>33312454Because weโre still friends and we ended on amicable terms. Sheโs going through a mental episode and is going to get professional help but she doesnโt want to drag me into it. We said we still love each other. She still kept everything I gave her and was even wearing some of the jewelry I gave her. I asked her if she wanted her stuff back, she said no. We got into a fight one time and she asked for her stuff back but we resolved that. If this was a breakup where there was no hope of getting back together and I hated her, then I wouldโve unfollowed
>>33312459Thanks, Iโm really hoping she responds to me. I kept the message vague and Iโm not gonna be accusatory when I see her
>got invited to a 4th of July Party
we are so back
>>33312475>peeing after sexSounds unromantic as fuck, I prefer to cuddle with my moid and slowly fall asleep
>>33312402https://youtu.be/UoHIwJrJf3s?si=g7XbNZX_d7fBSNfU
>>33312407Sorry to hear it anon
Well if it makes you feel any better, working sucks lol
>>33312439I get where you're coming from, I feel like I lose a part of myself when I take my bipolar meds. I'm so used to feeling things to extremes that I just think "is this it?"
>>33312452Even the "mindless bimbos" geek out over certain things and it's endearing
>>33312455RIP
>>33312475Would you pee on my dick?
>>33312482>I prefer to cuddle with my moid and slowly fall asleepBut I need to pee!
Where do I find a goth girl?
>>33312488>But I need to pee!Skill issue
>>33312453>Bro must have some insane rizz nglno no not at all. he had no sense of humor and was very much a dishes it out but can't take it kind of person. he would constantly be ostracized and bullied in big groups. he would sulk and literally lie down on the floor screaming things over and over until the other person gave in to whatever he demanded. i think that's how he got women, he was very emotional and cried easily lol
>>33312489have you looked outside
>>33312293>Feeling toward a friend in an MMOLike an online videogame?
How does that happen? Does he have a sexy avatar?
>>33312490Women are so demanding.
>>33312488>>33312490I cant be the only girl who comes easier with a full bladder and like... constant need to pee during the act?
It just feels better that way. And makes climaxing easier.
>no I dont piss on the partner>I just save the pee after sex because that feels better afterwards tooI cant be the only one
>>33312489where i live pharmacy techs tend to be goth girls/goth boys.
>>33312493I thought they're generally just not outdoors or they burn.
>>33312497I have no problem with this
>>33312498Is it a drug thing?
>>33312495His avatar is kirby.
We just spend hours in discord, talking. And for one reason or another it escalated into exhanging irl pics
>>33312497No this is common, a lot of my friends tell me this. I think because it presses down on the G spot. Personally I prefer empty bladder but he presses down on the womb area
>>33312507You're finally back?
>>33312497God, I'm so glad I coom easily and don't have to resort to this type of shit
>>33312504i don't think so. more like how furries tend to have white collar jobs thing
>>33312514Explain yourself
>>33312516Cat poster is currently on vacation and wonโt be back to regular location until this weekend. Who were you hoping to speak to?
>>33312505How do you know his pics are even of him?
Maybe it's pics of the guy who bullied him in high school, and he's getting his revenge by pranking him into having you fall in love with him.
>>33312497I don't know about girls, but I'm a man and this is true for me. But it's also very distressing.
>>33312518I met his dad. lol, saw him in some of the pictures too.
And I have never met the guy himself.
>>33312522nta yeh, but you have a prostate though.
>>33312517So catposter has multiple posters?
>>33312523Maybe it IS the dad...
>>33312531So maybe bladder fulllness stimulates the prostate? I dunno.
>>33312531>he doesn't know
>>33312526There are multiple members of the itty bitty kitty committee.
>>33312534Yeah, I'm assuming that's what happening. So?
Men how would you feel if your gf had a kink for seeing you get raped by hordes of women? Would you do something like go to a strip club with her so she can watch you be nervous during a lap dance and stuff like that? But you have to not enjoy it
>>33312539So why is something that is totally natural distressing?
Moids, you're told by a fairy tomorrow morning that if you don't kiss a girl under the fireworks of the 4th you will DIE. What do you do?
>>33312548Because I don't have a piss fetish.
>>33312491>think that's how he got women, he was very emotional and cried easily lolHe's literally me jkk
Nah this guy actually sounds insufferable like a cartoon character, glad you got away from that and hopefully karma hits him someday
men do you jerk off to exes? what about past crushes/situationships? what makes you jerk off to one more than the other? is it the sex/sexual tension, how attractive she is, how deeply you loved her or something else. do you jerk off to the specific memories or do you just use them for your fantasies. do you ever fantasize about them all together at the same time
>>33312552Salutations Cat Poster 33309858. Harvest any fresh kittens?
>>33312552Your membership comes with a free pack of litter.
>>33312553Well, don't like hold it specifically to orgasm. That's when it becomes a fetish.
>>33312528I would have thought so too.
But the guy and I have some 12 hours of videocalls between us in whatsapp, and In those I saw them at the same time.
I sometimes wonder. 12h+ videocalls with a guy I am interested in while in a relationship. is that healthy or right?
because I do feel bad for my gf, but the guy has literally helped us fix our stuff like door insulation and other stuff that way while talking to my gf.
And when we're in trouble with stuff like that, my GF says "Call that Anon guy"
>>33312569Worse since entering this thread
>>33312507Why's it over anon?
>>33312521Are you calling guy in the pic weak lol
>>33312546>go to a strip club with her so she can watch you be nervous during a lap dance and stuff like that? But you have to not enjoy itSure I'd do this kind of thing if she wanted
>>33312551Enjoy my last day on earth I guess
>>33312551Why would I be under fireworks? Fireworks are supposed to go off in the distance for maximum safe enjoyment. If I'm under the fireworks then I'm liable to have a bad time.
>>33312546I would feel pissed off that her gratification depends on me not enjoying myself.
>>33312551Tinkerbell finds out how large is too large
>>33312569Not bad. I finished my cosplay project and then made cookies.
>>33312497I kind of have a phobia about sex with a full bladder because I squirt. If I feel like I need to pee before sex, I always try to go and pee. Otherwise I get self conscious and hold myself back
>>33312562I've jerked off to my MILF colleagues and managers yeah, just fantasies really
>>33312562yes to an ex, no to crushes, ex was hot and I had sex with her, both memories and fantasies, never about them all together at the same time but I've thought about a dupli-kate situation
>>33312569It was one of the days of all time
Was quite a nice and chill one desu
>>33312565Needing to pee and not being allowed to is a disgusting panicked feeling. But peeing disrupts the sexy times.
>>33312562Also
>having exesLol if only I was a normie
>>33312569Rained on and off all day, so I didnโt get a chance to do much outside.
What about you?
>>33312573Itโs been over for a while but I miss them.
>>33312581all this talk women do like this makes me think I just need a covered room with a sex swing in it and just give them a good rough breeding so they get over of all these hangups
>>33312562F
rubbed some out for exes (mainly memories of very good experiences), rubbed some out for crushes, rubbed a thousand out for Jared Padalecki.
And even though you didnt ask, its for all the reasons you listed. I dont think guys are any different in this regard.
I miss you for some reason
>>33312579Nice, what's the cosplay?
>>33312599Wish men were like this irl. Men always stop sex for stupid reasons ime
>>33312599F
I kinda come and post here to make guys realize that most of us are just as stupid as you are. to spark hope and a slight realization that we are as lost and stupid as you are. And expectation of perfection is something no real person has.
>>33312600A male human who may or may not be here.
>>33312614Oh, hope they return then I guess
>>33312602>Jared PadaleckiM
Fair enough
>>33312599need a girl submissive enough to listen to me about her hangups instead of herself
if i say it's hot, it's hot
Do you color or draw or both?
>age and gender
>22 f I plan on doing coloring
>>33312562Every time I have sex with a new woman I keep her panties and put them in a box
>>33312579Samus' fusion suit.
>>33312602>this is what femanons are intooh no
oh no no no
>>33312625Iโm also a 22 year old girl and color super Mario and hello kitty coloring books
>>33312625M26
Not really since I was a teen (and I wasn't particularly good), it's been on the "hobbies I want to get back into" ever since...
>>33312632>some random meditteranean guy, good looking>presumably rich, famous, and charismaticyeah, that's like, women's type
>>33312599nag but how would you cuddle afterwards
>>33312633Based
As a kid I used to draw Super Mario and Hello Kitty comics for my friends at school lol
>>33312599I just don't want to think that I'm actually literally peeing by accident, especially if for some reason we didn't put down one the special blankets. I don't know if it's a hang up, squirting can be embarrassing and a genuine pain in the butt sometimes
>>33312615I haven't touched a vagina in 6 years
>>33312623Ok. This cat will be put on the blacklist for /atoga/.
>>33312625Female 26, I colour sometimes. I have a ton of colouring books and gel pens
>>33312602F
i can't masturbate to celebs. the whole point is that i've had direct interactions with who i'm masturbating to before. i know their reactions to me. same reason why i don't like porn because who are these people, they don't have anything to do with me lol
>>33311193M
God please give me demon femdom gf.
>>33312627this reminds me of the time i gave the guy i liked a pair of my used underwear once and he washed them and gave them back to me
>>33312644Same but 27 years
Women could you believe it if a man is a virgin at 26 but is also good looking
samus
md5: def696c38b7a477c2bb8dbb5ee555bdd
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>>33312630no idea what this is about but as a nerd I have to speak up and say Samus and her power suit is the best supersoldier-power armor fantasy ever created. Orphan child alien-raised genetically cybernetically technologically enhanced xenocidal galaxy breaker murder lady. Every detail of her suit is grimgritty hard sci-fi perfection
>>33312661>hard sci-fiPlease do not throw such words around willy-nilly.
>>33312655wait she meant something when she did that?
I thought maybe she just forgot she put her undies in my coat pocket for some reason.
was I in the wrong for washing them and giving them back?
>>33312661nta is it ever explained how she can roll up into a ball? I know the real world explanation but not the lore one.
>>33312625Also I remember a counsellor I saw at the youth centre recommended trying colouring as a way of relaxing and printed off some nice stuff for me. But my mother caught me and screamed at me that colouring was a for little children and I needed to grow the fuck up, and ripped them up. So that negated the relaxing effect lol
>>33312664very hard sci-fi, butt-puckered up for it hard, hard sci-fi
>>33312644I came out of my mom's vagina thatt counts right
>>33312661It's the one from Metroid Fusion.
>>33312673the perfect homosexual male is one who was born via c-section so he's literally never touched a vagina
>>33312330Yes. I even go out in it.
>>3331262523 F, used to be a massive drawfag but stopped. I want to start again but relearning all my fundies feels too daunting so I don't
>>33312661>Metroid>hard sci-fiThe fuck are you talking about? I mean, sure, it took a lot of cues from Alien but...
>>33312658Yeah because that means he's mentally ill or Autistic.
>>33312670NTA but I first started colouring when I was at an inpatient program lol. We had scheduled colouring time in the rec rooms. Sorry your mom did that, must have made you feel awful
Shitpostin in an Applebees
>>33312669Chozo technology.
>>33312632M
Hey, it's Sam Winchester, I think he's cool too
>>33312678Nta
They had to cut me and my sister out cuz there was complications
We survived though but we were premature, born at 30 weeks
So I was at least roommates with a girl for.9 months kek
>>33312625What do you mean by coloring? Painting?
>>33312689You Gen Xers really do be built different.
>>33312562Why do people still think about their exes? They didn't want to try to be with you and it ended. That should trigger data deletion.
>>33312330Summer rain yes, absolutely. Especially thunderstorms. But not cold grey late autumn drizzle
>>33312688>We had scheduled colouring time in the rec roomsAw that sounds quite nice actually (: do you remember at all some of the stuff you used to colouring?
And thanks but eh it was fine, just par for the course with my mom lol, she's a miserable person who hates everything
Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate women.
>>33312689What are you gonna order?
>>33312689You should show the waitress your phone and ask her what to shit post
>>33312695I'm a millenial acktchually~
>>33312669"life force" or "life energy" is real in the metroid universe but basically only the alien Chozo ever knew how to manipulate it (it's the mechanism that makes metroids so deadly, they're life-energy vampires). it's ancient Chozo tech that's part of her hybrid suit-cybernetics, she transforms fully into life energy that's encapsulated by a metal sphere.
>>33312675it's perfectly ugly on purpose!
>>33312694I think they mean colouring in colouring books, like when you were a kid
>>33312632>>33312637You're forgetting the part where he's 6'4"
>>33312703They're all gay nibbas, my town is mostly black.
>>33312625F
I stopped both drawing and colouring when I noticed that my ex was a better drawer than I was without any effort.
I drew for the passion of it, and he drew for the fun of it and was far better than me, and it was like I was a beginner again. Its unfair how some people just have a talent for it, and dont care about it.
>mind you he demonstrated his drawing skills with his forefinger in a cast>called it a doodle
>>33312691how does his chin change shape in like every picture wtf
>>33312707>it's perfectly ugly on purpose!It was the GBA, they had to make it garish so you could see the damn thing. :)
>>33312562I also didn't mention that I've jerked off a lot to some teachers and the counsellors I've had over the years, especially my addiction counsellor I was seeing a couple of years ago
It's never been more over kek
>>33312717It just happens when you hunt demons
>>33312702Salad and pasta. Like god intended.
>>33312696I don't remember why any of my relationships ended. I don't even think of them as someone I dated. I just remember them as hot guys
>>33312717Fat/age/camera/angle maybe
>>33312717Gaining and losing weight and facial hair.
There's nothing more heartbreaking than finding out she's had it all lasered
>>33312701Try, please. Attempt to describe it. I want to see inside your mind.
>>33312696Data deletion is inevitable it's the only way to survive, but we had good sexy times and when I'm horny it's going to go back to that
>>33312732Fuck off. I'm not your court jester.
>>33312731A woman without a bush is like an angel without wings, or a unicorn without a horn, or a bouquet without flowers, or the day without sunshine
>>33312731you talking about bush? I never thought about it but I would be devastated to find out that a future hypothetical gf was gonna be forever bald down there
This song always makes me sad
But hopeful
>>33312670Your mom is a dumb cunt for no reason. Sorry to hear that. And thatโs the reason I will start, for relaxation.
>>33312733Nah what I think gay men have parasites because they eat ass
>>33312746Which song
>>33312750>thatโs the reason I will start, for relaxationHope it helps ya
>>33312733What does this say about bisexual people?
>>33312753>gay men have parasites because they eat assThat's a good theory
>>33312731>>33312737Ya'll better be louder than the pedophiles saying shave and wax it all then. Say it with your chest.
>>33312694Coloring books or painting.
>>33312733f
I recall reading some article where it described homosexuality as a bred in thing for social/pack animals.
Have a redundancy that cant breed to adopt the abandoned young. Penguins, whales, dolphins all displayed it to some degree.
So gays are meant to be the last chance of the abandoned and scorned in social/pack animals.
And are therefore normal and expected result of social species development.
>>33312753Yeah the hard part is explaining how they get it the first time.
Actually, smoking has that problem, too. Who sucks on a cancer stick and thinks "damn, I need to put this nasty bullshit in my mouth again!"
>>33312759>Ya'llDon't give me a (You), my culture is not your costume you Yankee fuck
Go back to whatever inner-city shithole you crawled out from, carpetbagger
>>33312699Back then I hated it, thought it was juvenile and dumb but now that I'm old I enjoy it lol. In the hospital they had geometric patterns and mandalas and stuff like that for us to colour. Now I like colouring books with historical fashions or fairy tales and of course sanrio. It can be nice just mindlessly putting pretty colours on the page. You should try it again sometime if you ever get the urge, it's a cheap and easy way to unwind
>>33312733Wow they really said homos have parasites.
>>33312661>hard sci-fi bro i hate you so much
>>33312758And you guys say anal is totally fine...
>>33312759I don't want to see your bush
>>33312759We need do nothing but speak firmly yet softly. The right woman understands.
>>33312737>angel without wings, or a unicorn without a hornYou mean a normal human and a normal horse
>>33312778Boring and there's nothing special about them, yes
>>33312733uh oh, it's /pol/schizo time
>>33312762Dust on the wind by velvet sundown
>>33312773dick to ass is fine, but mouth to ass...
>>33312737I honestly dont know why. But I started to shave myself bare since I was a teen, and have done so since then.
And for some reason, I cant stand to have hair down there. I spend alot of time to make sure I dont. From waxing to shaving.
And the idea of going full bush just makes me feel dirty.
Can americans just stop being disgusting for 5 seconds?
>>33312745If she was a redhead, I'm make her get hair transplants for the mound
If that doesn't exist, we will make it exist. and she will be tiktok-famous as the girl who went to turkey and convinced a doctor to give her pubic hair transplants to please her boyfriend
>>33312775This
Cigs go hard
>>33312783what about bald lips but hairy mons?
My psychiatrist told me atoga is bad for my mental health and I should meet moids irl instead. I will not listen to her.
>>33312754>>33312762Imogen Heapโs Between Sheets
>>33312789What if your therapist is on here right now tracking your posts
>>33312789It's too bad we can't jump through your screen and lay the pipe. We'd be right there like Mario & luigi.
>>33312789Good job. That therapist doesn't know this is a tire fire and real men will try to kill you.
>>33312764F
I wanted to rebell and be edgy against my aunt and uncle who adopted me.
No I didnt feel like an outsider or anything, I just wanted to be different and stuff.
So I started to smoke as a teen. They didnt approve and told me I should quit, but didnt actively stop me, except from smoking indoors.
stupid I know.
And now it has just become a habbit.
>>33312789You told your psych you visit 4chan?
>>33312784No can do, but could I interest you in 500lbs of freedom in the form of a JDAM?
>>33312783M
Pubes and armpit hair get stinky quickly, I shave those too
>>33312793Hey, I rarely try to kill women.
>>33312789Good. Go fuck yourself.
>>33312784I hate anal
Butts are gross
Why are american men obsessed with toilet humor?
>>33312792god what I would give to arrive in a femanons room with mario pipe sounds
>>33312798Eh... that was probably a good idea... how'd that go over?
Bioshock is pretty fun so far. Thatโs my blogpost for today.
>>33312805Because America is a worthless shithole that needs to get nuked. Anything good about America disappeared long before I was born. Fuck this country I hate people goddammit I want ww3 to happen
>>33312808Reminds me of someone I was with at the time. Nostalgia, and wistful sadness. I miss those moments. Sometimes it feels like theyโll never happen again
Men have you ever tried to baby trap someone?
>>33312785NTA but redheads have a hard time with laser hair removal, often it doesn't work with that type of hair pigment. And lasered hair usually grows back eventually, it just takes a few years
>>33312664>>33312684>>33312772I'm thrilled on how angry that made you gay buttplundering warhammer 40ker's
>>33312810Did you save or kill the children?
>>33312759Itโs not pedophilic to like shavedโฆ
>>33312814I just wanted to fill her with my cum. I was okay with the consequences, if they would have happened.
>>33312805Hey, you guys made The Goon Show and Monty Python.
>>33312768Thanks a lot anon for the detailed reply (: happy colouring
Am I the only one here who thinks ESLs/thirdies ruin the internet, and that the internet was a better place when it was primarily first worlders?
>>33312810F
I spend my days playing Bannerlord and Crusader Kings, trying to make perfect kingdoms/incest simulators and such.
And to make the best pure bred heir in Crusader Kings with no outside blood is surprisingly hard.
>and I mostly make my characters look like my ex for my stupid fantasies
>>33312818Iโm very early on, havenโt had to chance to kill or save them. This game has amazing atmosphere.
>>33312822i'm not english, but the entire anglosphere is part of the problem
>>33312810Oh, wow, you're just playing that now? :/ :)
>>33312737You can (kind of) see mine once a month or so, but I shave before my period because itโs uncomfortable for hair to be there with a pad. Armpits though? I shave them often since I hate bad smells.
>>33312807She knows I spend lots of time on the internet and asked what sites do I browse. I told her about instagram, reddit and 4chan and she got curious about 4chan so I told her about atoga
>>33312825you're so based for this
>>33312813Why do you think that?
>>33312789You should listen to her anon, she prolly knows best
My old psychiatrist also told me I needed to meet people IRL, that was a waste of time but you might have more success than me
>>33312805America's toilet humour game is pretty weak desu
>>33312815Awesome (for me).
>>33312814>womanSome guy I dated told me her put a hole in the condom to get me pregnant. I went to an obstetrician every month to see if I was pregnant to get an abortion. It either didnโt work or he lied.
>>33312825Cool. Iโve never played those games before.
>>33312828Yeah I never played the series before.
>>33312830Woah.
>>33312786Cigarettes are for losers
>t. smoking a cig rn
>>33312838Haha he was shooting blanks
Or youre infertile
>>33312825>incest simulators>and I mostly make my characters look like my ex for my stupid fantasiesAre you JH or CB?
>>33312840Gos I miss nicotine
>>33312843Same but cocaine
>>33312841Iโm not. Iโm 34 with a baby. That happened when I was about 15.
>>33312833Self loathing. I feel disgusting and ugly and unlovable, in and out. Why would anyone love me, you know?
>>33312817That's not hard sci fi either. It's grimdark fantasy. Chaos gods, warp space, daemons, psychic powers. Hard sci fi is like Children of a Dead Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkQyIh7c8p0
I've listened to this for more than hour now and I don't even steak german. Men, please help me
>>33312810I hope that you continue having fun.
>>33312828BioShock is available for $10 in a charity fundraiser drive right now. Why NOT encourage people to play BioShock?
>>33312846How old was he?
>>33312848Wait, SOMA, That's a better example.
Nvm, fuck this bitch. We had a fucking amicable split and dare I say a hopeful one but she cannot help herself from liking posts from fucking FAGS that make it seem like I'm an abusive asshole
>YAAAAAS GURL MMM YOU SHOULD NOT BE WIF HIM YOU WAS N LOVE WIF YOUR PROJECSHIIIN OF HIM GURL YOU WAS IN LUV WIF CASPUH
I DID EVERYTHING FOR THIS WOMAN. I put in so much, so many resources, so much time and energy and all I asked was for her to be loving and I'd be there for her and then she has the fucking gall to make it seem like I'm a piece of shit. The WORST thing I ever did to her was not problem solve her issues with her because she'd either A. brush off my advice / not listen or B. would not tell me what the fuck is going on with her. How the hell am I just supposed to read her mind? It's crazy that this somehow makes me a piece of shit. If she ever called me, I knew it was important and would immediately pick up, if she was ever in need of comfort, I'd drive to her house without hesitation, I'd get her snacks and trinkets that she'd like if I ever just felt like doing something a little extra. I drove her family to the airport at 4am whenever they leave the country to visit their family, etc. I did so much and now I am an asshole, I am the piece of shit
>>33312853About early 20s in college
>>33312850LMFAO Bioshock is a REALLY ironic choice for a charity. Someone has a sense of humor.
>>33312842I dont know what those things are anon.
>pic related, tried to make my ex into a bannerlord character as accurately as I could
You need to unfollow your damn exโฆ. You dug yourself into a grave.
>>33312864was your ex gay in the end because that's full on gay-face
I know women can't pick up on gay-face like men can so I don't fault you if it were true
just pointing it out
>>33312864My body looks exactly like that but with skinnier legs wtf
>>33312864Damn, if my ex turned me into a bannerlord character I'd be proud.
>>33312866as far as I know, 4 years after divorce he has a new wife and a child on the way.
My guess would be no.
Also limitations of the character creator
>>33312872>Also limitations of the character creatormakes sense
>>33312860>dated a pedoโฆ>fucked a pedoโฆ
>>33312825And women say we are creeps and degenerates
Fat people are damn displeasing to look at.
>>33312849Based Falco enjoyer
https://youtu.be/SkA9G4-fYm8?si=hDPXi4BYsimMBnXy
>>33312856I'm really sorry you're going through this anon, sounds rough but
>now I am an asshole, I am the piece of shitI mean unless I'm misinterpreting that post she liked or whatever, that doesn't necessarily sound like it's criticising you. This is unfortunately something us mentally ill people can do where we can idealise a person and fall for an image of them in our heads and the relationship etc. that is not quite accurate to reality. It doesn't mean that you did anything wrong or that you weren't enough or a good partner. She probably is also trying to justify her own shitty post-breakup feelings rn somewhat and some of it might be copium. But basically try not to take it so personally
>>33312856I told you she was going to make herself the victim
>>33312877I hate looking at your annoying posts.
>>33312882Not me
My names starts with J
>>33312878>I mean unless I'm misinterpreting that post she liked or whatever, that doesn't necessarily sound like it's criticising youOh it was. There was more in there, I don't remember all that was said in it but it was enough to make me seethe for my entire commute home
>This is unfortunately something us mentally ill people can do where we can idealise a person and fall for an image of them in our heads and the relationship etcHow much can be idealized tho? She would say I'm perfect, how she never ahs to worry about me like she had with her 2 exes, would say that I'm sweet, caring, smart, handsome, reliable, cute, fun, funny, interesting. How much is enough?
>>33312847Someone loved you once, why wouldnโt they do it again?
>>33312885Triggered are we lol?
>>33312856women truly have no sense of justice
>>33312884Yes but how on earth is someone even mentally capable of that? It would be one thing if I was great to her except for a couple of times where I'd get super drunk and beat her for a couple minutes but no, I was the greatest person to have ever been in her life (her words, not mine), and here we are
>>33312783>in relationship>when she gains a few pounds and has some hair I go crazy for her>but she's conditioned by the tiktok to think she must be skinny and bald to be attractive>when she's not skinny and bald she loses her sense of self-confidence and goes into eject modeand that's how the pedojews broke another relationship.
>>33312887OHH JEREMY!!! jeremy is a cool name desu
>>33312890I donโt know. Itโs an irrational voice telling me Iโll never be good enough
>>33312888You probably were great then and she feels guilty for not feeling "right" with you and it trying to justify splitting in her head
>>33312887Josh?
>>33312899Itโs lying to you
If I don't want kids and my ex wants kids that's a good enough reason to not get back with her right
>>33312891Just sick of bitches. Lord. Whine whine. Stop talking shit if you don't want shit. Miserable existence.
>>33312901Thank you anon, genuinely
>>33312903I want kids but if the love of my life didn't want kids I'd still be with them.
>>33312903Yes. That kinda person will babytrap you.
>>33312864Unironically my goal body
Why are men so insecure about their penises?
I mean, I've seen many ugly penises but I don't complain, I will suck it
>>33312887thank god.
I know he has a little brother called Jonathan, who looks almost exactly the same
that cant be you either
>>33312905>Just sick of bitches. Stop talking shit if you don't want shit.Pot calling the kettle black, don't you think?
>>33312911???
that's not very impressive. I'd say I look like that with a bit of an upgrade already
>>33312905Get trolled LOLOLLOL
>>33312915But I'm helping them live better, so my intention is pure.
>>33312913My penis is one of the few things I'm not insecure about
>>33312913there's no reasoning with dicklets, don't try to help them
>>33312899Your worth isn't measured by perfection but by the courage you show just being here and trying.
>>33312919You have to be 18 to post here.
>>33312913Are you a professional penis inspector?
>>33312909Admirable, but do you think it's fair to have kids if you don't really want them?
>>33312910I don't think she would, but she comes from a big family with lots of siblings and nieces/nephews and wants to start having kids as soon as she has a stable career in a few years
>>33312920And anon wants fatties to live better too
I just find it amusing how you bully people here (admittedly not as much as you used to) yet get butthurt lol
>>33312913>I will suck itI'm convinced women enjoy blowjobs more than men could possibly at this point. like the only thrill out of it is how pretty her face can be when she's putting in that effort
I just pissed. The carnal euphoria has granted me momentary clairvoyance. Ask me anything
>>33312929I'm not even hurt. I'm just the mirror.
>>33312932F.
If I own an aquarium of about 150 gallons, and am about to have floor renovations. is there any sense for me to go hardwood instead of some plastic alternative?
>>33312926>Admirable, but do you think it's fair to have kids if you don't really want them?that's not what I'm saying
I'm saying if they're gonna leave you because you don't want kids and they do then you couldn't possibly be the love of their life
>>33312913An ex insulted my penis and called it small
My next gf ended up cheating and then she became an ex too
>>33312931Isn't it a pretty big power play?
>>33312925Nah, most posters here are normalfags
>BPDI probably am but unironically
>>33312932alt season when?
>>33312940I laugh too, it's all I really can do at this point desu
>>33312941man idk what you're asking
>>33312938Well she laughed and said she wouldn't force me to have a kid or anything, but I wouldn't want to deprive her of that if that's her life goals
>never had a bf
>my younger sister had 3 bfs already
>my mom thinks I'm a dyke even though I'm not
>sister spent entire day trying dresses and shit because she found a new moid on tinder
>turns out the moid pumped and dumped her
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good job retard, I hope he will brag about this to his friends and they will laugh at you for being stupid and easy. There remains some justice in the world
>>33312948oh so you're just self-sabotaging whinypoo then
>>33312950I'm a 26 year old male virgin and I have never understood why so many people in this position get so envious or sadistic about other people's relationships??
>>33312955if you're a non-dicklet white male you literally cannot feel jealousy that is inherent in the 'others'
>>33312950>shittalking one's siblings online and taking joy in the things that go wrong in their livesPerhaps there's a reason you've never had a bf.
>>33312903You don't need a "good enough reason", simply not wanting to is reason enough
>>33312950mfw I've had one boyfriend/husband in my life and I turn 32 tomorrow.
>>33312958Depends on your social status desu.
>>33312952>so you're just self-sabotagingWell yeah probably desu
>>33312961Happy early birthday anon
>>33312960OK but I can't make up my mind cause I'm retarded
>>33312950Do you hate each other or something? Or are you just the secretly jealous type.
>>33312961Happy Birthday...
Goodnight atogies
Cya in 7 hours
>>33312964I mean, officially I feel very bad for her
>>33312962I mean I'm a fucking NEET lmao
>>33312961Are you still with said husband? Or divorced
>>33312923I am trying. Iโm living healthier than I ever have, I did therapy, about to start living on my own again. I hope itโs enough
>>33312968And off the record?
>The graviton has a super-partner
>Finally calculated it
Fuck yes.
Let's gooooooo
I got one, boys. Finally. I get to name a particle.
I'm calling it... the Dandytrino.
>>33312958perhaps envy is a foreign emotion to me, yes
desire to get into a samurai duel with someone and die horribly
>>33312950Damn this is savage lol
Hope your sister is okay and you both get nice bfs someday
>>33312967Cya l8r <3
>>33312955How are you not envious of people living normal happy lives?
I suppose the grass is greener...
Been crushing on a girl at work for 2 1/2 years, but she's 10 years older than me, doesn't seem to like me any more, and I've come to terms with the fact that she seems to be kind of a slut, so I'm moving on. There's this short red haired chick who works with me too, but she's like 8 years younger than me I think. I always notice her staring at me when I walk by, and I think she's cute. Just never tried with her due to my oneitis for the other girl. Is this something that could be worth pursuing long term, or is that a dumb move due to the age difference and the fact thatw e work together?
>>33312977>HorriblyAnon, I'd give you an honorable death. If you think things would go that badly in a duel I can be your kaishakunin instead, but you'll have to be able to compose a haiku.
>>33312972Unironically, if you truly believe you're doing your best then you are. Your best isnโt a fixed level. It shifts with your energy, stress, circumstances. Being honest with yourself and still trying totally counts.
>she likes another post
>panorama shot of a lake with the caption "I should have just hit him"
I'm dying laughing now KEK
>>33312982Wtf sounds like you dodged a bullet and she's crashing out lol
>>33312982get off your phone already bro
Sex would be weird if it ever happened to me. It doesn't seem like shit that actually happens in real life to real people. It's just a concept that I fantasize and masturbate to. Not an actual thing that happens. I mean it does happen obviously but it seems so otherworldly to me.
>>33312960Why does she message me in the night tho to say shit like this lmao
>>33312985She's crashing out so hard rn. It all makes sense now. I'll just let her be insane until she reaches out again
>>33312992Yeah that was my last one, it was just too good
>>33312982Holy jesus fuck how is it somehow getting worse and worse
>>33312981I never feel like Iโm doing my absolute limit, even if I am. I always feel like I have to give more, no matter what. But I (think) am doing my best
>>33312993Iktf, can't imagine it happening in reality so it kinda freaks me out when there are a bunch of sexhavers ITT
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>>33312982I told you man
I told you about women
>>33313001Didn't you get a blowjob? That's basically sex desu. Literally sex actually
>>33313004>Didn't you get a blowjob?No I didn't kek. I fingered/ate her out but doesn't count
18 year old woman? She's a helpless victim who must have her hand held 24/7. 18 year old man? Send his ass off to go die in a trench in Iran or Ukraine.
>>33313006F
good, that's how it should be
Press F to send respects.
>>33313005You had sex dude it totally counts
Eating out is oral sex
>>33313006said the guy who knows only middle aged cia boots have been on that soil without their own free will.
>you will never have a wife who makes her own bear fat and herb salve for you to rub on her pregnant belly
>>33312978>I suppose the grass is greener...I don't like my situation, but it's not anyone else's fault for living a better life than me.
Why would I resent others for living a life I want for myself??
>>33312996Because she's trying to make you jealous in order to hook you back in, and she knows you'll reply even though it's 4am
>>33313010It's a shame mike's content has devolved into mass appealing slop content
>>33313014I'd prefer to rub coconut oil and progesterone into my hypothetical wife's pregnant belly
>>3331300618 year old dog? Dead probably
>>33313010I didn't realise mewing was named after a real person kek
Dying at 96 in your own castle is pretty chad like honestly
>>33313011It doesn't count anon
I didn't lose my virginity because I never lose
>>33313018Jealous of what lol?
Anyway she mellowed out after lol and gonna try go back to sleep
>>33313014F
beat fat is hard to come by
The tags alone are very expensive, with no guarantee of success.
I have however rendered deer and moose fat into useable cooking lard, and made a batch with juniper berries, thyme, pine tar and salt as a salve.
>>33312998>I'll just keep obsessing over her instagram likes until she messages me >she's the one crashing out rn btw not me
>>33313025Crazy ahh alchemist
>>33313020>using synthetic or processed hormones on his wife and unborn childCringe
>>33313025Unfathomably based, do you want to be my sisterwife?
>>33313024You really don't get what she was doing? It's pretty obvious. She said she banged her head on the bed frame and that she couldn't tell you why. She wanted you to think she was with another guy, or at the very least doing something sexual, and for you to react accordingly. When you didn't give her that kind of reaction and blew it off instead, she got annoyed
>>33313037>no not the progesterone extracted from wild yams in a vitamin e solvent!!! i'm going insane!!!!!"synthetic" and "processed" are just buzzwords for dummies at this point
>>33312882I don't look like that
>>33313000How helpful was therapy?
>>33311553>>33311489>tell your story of lost loveFound it.
I wrote it in an experimental way. 2nd person is an odd perspective but it worked as intended.
Rereading it now, it's surprisingly accurate.
https://pastebin.com/s9PtG0zv
>>33312961>>33312997>has been married>still bitchingI'm 31 and I've never had a girlfriend. Go fuck yourself.
>>33313260holy cringe
how old are you again?