Guys pls give me some crazy stunts/dares to do on vocaroo before I can go home xx

>>33310933
>drinking JD straight out of the bottle and then wincing
I remember doing this up a tree with some skittles while emailing my addiction counsellor kek
>>33310993
Der moid
>>33311008
Definitely the latter
When I was in hospital for a few weeks I had to use a catheter for weeks and my dick was fucked it and it really hurt to pee, it felt like a needle was in my dick, worst pain of my life
On the other hand I used to sometimes get kicked in the balls for a laugh. Once my friend did it and it hurt for like half a day
10 times in a row would be fucking brutal but still better than the splinter pain

>>33288774
Can confirm I can do some cool tricks on the board but I'm a druggie retard

>>33233572
I do contribute, I get the groceries and various other stuff for the house and when we go out
My sister took me in and let me sleep on the sofa when I was homeless, a year later they haven't kicked me out yet
I think she lowkey hates me though
>>33233576
>if she thinks less of me because of this decision then she ain’t the one
That's the bottom line, do you really want to date a shallow hoe