Thread 33320452

>>33321047
I have sh scars and I started going to the gym, I'm getting muscle

>>33321037
Is that definitively true or your opinion? Because the idea that I've always been technically squirting in the past would be a big relief. Sounds less awful out loud that way.
>>33321042
My piss barely smells like piss, though.
>>33321044
And would that be a huge issue?

>>33321045
You know you don't have to identify yourself, right?

>>33321045
i didn't know you were that old namefag until you admitted it, you post more normally now and are much less angry than years ago.
you could just come up with a different name or post without a name and nobody would know.

>>33321052
>And would that be a huge issue?
No, but I'm obviously a pervert.

>>33321045
looks like canthinky

Do I call an ambulance to help a passively suicidal person? They said they wish they had never been born, they want die, etc.

>>33321048
Get some thick thighs then, to push the SH scars on your thighs together. Makes intercrural so much better, ribbed for my pleasure

>>33320869
I can't tell you how I wish I could remove this curse, but it's firmware.

>>33321023
how old are you?
I used to think the same but yeah when you get old, the nature of friendships change. Friendships peak at like college and a few years after. Then people get married and shit and focus on their families. You can still hang out but theres no more walking in a friends house without asking type shit. There is no just crashing at persons place. He has to check with his gf/wife now. Thats the nature of life.

You have the age where your parents are the people you care about the most, then it becomes your friends in your teens and early 20s, then your spouse and kids.

You're clearly in your early 20s

>>33321059
He's a pussy he won't do it

>>33321045
Yah shit sucks I understand wish you the best luck at the gym. Sorry people are assholes

>>33321059
no, lol, everyone says that shit

Speaking of self harm, I sharpen my nails to stretch myself when angry.

>>33321045
are you neuro?
are you in canada with that somalian muslim nigga now?

>>33321059
Literally nobody would rather live than just not exist, the only arguments for living tend to be shit like
>X would be sad
>It might hurt

>>33321032
>>33321052
Why do you keep asking the same questions over and over again after all these years? Go join your uncle already.

>>33321059
No need.
Let him kys if he really wants it.

>>33321045
>because I wanted to give some rando advice
because you wanted to encourage and fellate narcs like Croc and Mkg

>>33321070
Edgy today, aren't we?

>>33321063
You wouldn’t either if you’re suicidal so what’s your point?

>>33321059
no, let them kill themselves
ambulance is needed for real emergencies like someone having a heart attack. not some emo faggot

>>33321067
Is that self-harm? Can you even get nails sharp enough to cut skin?

>>33321059
You probably don't want to call an ambulance. There are service hotlines for such issues who can refer you.

Do not get the HPV vaccination. 2 days later and I’ve had diarrhea and a headache all day. Can’t wait for my ex to come back so this would’ve all been for nothing (we were both virgins when we started dating)

>>33321077
My point is there's no reason to waste an ambulance and drag him through hell for no reason

>>33321078
No one is emo just because they want to die, retarded nigger. You sound dumb lol

>>33321022
same, whenever I talk to a guy on 4chan I always imagine he looks llike this

>>33321067
>scratch, not stretch lmao
>>33321080
No shit? And yes, it does cut enough to bleed.

>>33321032
No. But from what you tell me there is no difference.

>>33321085
Holy shit where did you get my picture? LOL

>>33321085
That's literally me!

>>33321084
emo is short for emotional moron
do zoomers know what anything means?

>>33321052
>Is that definitively true or your opinion?
I mean medically/anatomically, that's what's going on when a girl squirts. Girls don't have a prostate and vas deferens, lol.
But yeah that's the difference between squirting and piss/watersports, it's whether the girl's doing it on purpose or accidentally losing control of herself (hot as fuck).

Also the fact that it's hot is why some guys come up with theories about how it's from a secret organ. Because they want to admit how hot it is without admitting they're okay with pee on their abs.

>>33321085
He's literally me

>>33321085
I look like this dude but fatter more balding and repulsive

>>33321092
>>33321093
post pics losers

Women, should I take up programming as a hobby?

>>33321090
>No shit? And yes, it does cut enough to bleed.
Holy shit I was just asking a question. No need to be a literal bitch, I can't wait to see you on the news after your family finds you in the bathtub.

>>33321100
You first.

>>33321094
Your kind calls everything tiny little thing “emo”. You’re the nigger in need of suicide. I don’t care about you hating the younger generation, jealous faggot.

>>33321098
>>33321099
kek

>>33321100
I mean it was already posted right there.

>>33321102
And the fucking question has an obvious fucking answer, retarded cunt. What the hell do you mean “is that self harm”? Uhh, yes??? Don’t get mad at me for you and him being retarded.

>>33321103
gents first

>>33321109
>>33321102
Ladies please. Clam yourselves.

>>33321100
Ok.

>>33321095
Is there a well-cited source on what percentage of men find squirting hot? Is it a reasonable gamble to lean into it to seem sexy with a guy before knowing if he's into it or not? Obvs I don't mean doing it without warning, I mean would it be reasonable to mention it happens and hope for a positive response?

im autistic do women show their cleavage off on purpose? i was standing next to a customer and they were trying to show me something on their phone, but she kept it right under her cleavage. it made me so uncomfortable

>>33321114
It’s “calm”. And no, I won’t until they get some damn intelligence.

>>33321115
this is his >>33321085 looksmatch

I'm ngl if a woman pissed in my bed because she thought it was sexy I'd break up with her
>>33321115
What the fuck is this and why do you have a picture of it

>>33321115
kek what are you creature?

>>33321109
>And the fucking question has an obvious fucking answer
No it doesn't but of course you can't realize that because your head is so fucked up it doesn't recognize that. You can't say otherwise because if you were mentally well you wouldn't be cutting yourself.

Thanks for reminding me that almost all foids have no logical thinking they are almost purely emotional creatures.

>>33321117
As a general rule of thumb signs of pleasure are hot for both genders

>>33321115
Snookers is a shit game. One of the worst things the British made.

>>33321127
>whine, yap, complain
I really do not care to keep arguing with a dumb jackass who can’t answer a simple question on their own. Bye, whore.

>>33321104
I am a zoomer kek

>>33321135
As we can see when the foid can no longer make an argument they resort to name calling. This should be a lesson to all the men.

>>33321127
>>33321135
So if I'm getting this right, Maleanon is poorly asking "does that even break skin" and Femanon is having a melty because of his poor communication skills
I wonder if I can make broad sociological claims based on this singular observation

All.
What was the last Pokemon version you've played?
>B&W

>>33321136
Ok… good for you I guess?

>>33321129
What if my sign of pleasure is yelling like a retard?

>>33321143
M
Y

>>33321143
F. I beat Red with one Pokemon within like eight hours.

>>33321143
M
I'm not positive. Maybe Soulsilver

>>33321143
M
Currently running Emerald Imperium. It’s like radical red but for gen 3.

>>33321117
>>33321117
funnily enough I can't find a good source for a more serious survey.
But it's definitely a lot. It's in all the songs now on the top 40 charts and guys like talking about it.
Here (not really scientific but close enough) it's coming in right at the top with like, "spanking" and "being submissive"

But if you want to really own the guy, just surprise him with it and tell him that never happened before with other guys, and you're so embarrassed, he's the first guy, and you just couldn't.. yeah, you know.

>>33321141
>broad sociological claims based on this singular observation
Probably, most people do that on the internet all the time anyway.

>>33320970
>>33320978
>CB
>RB
>>33321115
A weird coincidence

>>33321154
>Aella
You're believing that woman who ate poop?

>>33321119
yeah but you're not supposed to stare
they like the attention, but they expect you to be disciplined like a soldier

>>33321139
I think she learned that from you.

>>33321154
I can't lie about that. Honestly, I would rather be less embarrassed about it if I can be. I'll try to remember these statistics next time it happens, rather than think about killing myself in shame. In the moment, it feels mortifying, even when it happens when I'm alone.

>>33321143
M
Red

Women do you think men are pedophiles

>>33320963
I agree, it’s definitely one of the best slurs. I still remember when I heard about it the first time and had to ask why that’s their term.

>>33321143
Probably red. I never really got anywhere.

>>33321157
Croc's girls together once more

>>33321159
NTA but I don't see why her data would be bad. To an extent one can assume that her audience is peculiar, but keeping that in mind, it can still yield some interesting info.

>>33321154
This kink scale looks weird to me. I disagree that some of these kinks are less kinky than others.

>>33321159
not my problem what kind of German perversions she gets up to.

>>33321163
just try to think of yourself from his shoes, he likes conquering you and making you lose control of your body. It's hot.
It should be more embarrassing when you're alone since you can't blame him, lol.

>>33321162
That's unfortunate considering I'd never do that to a foid. I keep all arguments completely respectful and nice.

>>33321176
Like what

>>33321033
Of course you would.

>>33321181
Sploshing is far too low, right off the bat.

>>33321178
>It should be more embarrassing when you're alone since you can't blame him, lol
This isn't making me feel better, anon.

>>33321032
M
I enjoy both so the difference doesn’t matter to me.

>>33321178
>not my problem what kind of German perversions she gets up to
isn't she literally jewish?

>>33321186
Kek. You need the guy in your life to tell you he loves hearing how hard you come when you do yourself thinking of him.

>>33321191
>implying I can ever tell any of the people in my life that I'm masturbating to the thought of them

>>33321186
You wet the bed when you masturbate, are you supposed to feel good about this?

>>33321143
M
I played some demo for a 3DS one.
That's it.

>>33321195
Why not? that's what a boyfriend or husband is for, they love hearing that. They help, too.

>>33321154
M
Slime Goo people
Mother son
nuns
breast milk
escorts
breeding
cuddling
maids
>full time power dynamics
sexual training (as trainee)
69
Missionary
Doggo
Romance

>>33321143
M
Soul Silver back in high school, ~10 years ago

>>33321187
!!!

>>33321033
hey, come get your husband, he's off his leash >>>>33321204

>>33321197
At least I put a sheet down first. I might be physically broken, but at least I learn to adapt.
>>33321200
>boyfriend or husband
I have neither.

>>33321211
>At least I put a sheet down first.
Why aren't there sheets on your bed in the first place? Nasty, sleeping on a bare mattress

Is anybody else unable to be productive unless they are completely alone? Like someone can just be sitting there saying nothing and it will still throw me off.

Neuro is cool cause she introduced me to “Your Turn to Die” and I enjoyed the manga. I still have yet to play the game but I might pirate it sometime soonish.

>>33321214
I meant a plastic protective sheet, obviously.

>>33321211
If you were mine I'd find one of those blankets from like REI, with soft stuff on top and a waterproof layer on the bottom.
you gotta find a guy to enjoy you

>>33321214
I would think they meant plastic sheets.

>>33321186
Does it happens less if you have recently, like within 30 mins, peed before masturbating or sex?
Does it also happen when you're just giving BJs?

>>33321218
It's too late, I've already depicted myself as the smug anon and yourself as the bed-wetter without sheets

>>33321216
M
It depends on what it is, but I actually do a lot of things better when I'm not alone. I don't need a lot of people around, but if I'm entirely alone I'll just sit down and end up thinking for the rest of the day.

>>33321175
Her data is from her followers
Would be like trusting a poll from Andrew Tate
Can't imagine how fucked up her male followers are

>>33321224
>Does it also happen when you're just giving BJs?
There is no way the answer to this is "yes" but that'd be so hot.

>>33321216
Nah study buddies are chill, keeps me focused. If I’m by myself I get distracted way easier.
Body Doubling or Parallel Play or whatever really helps me

>>33321221
>one of those blankets from like REI, with soft stuff on top and a waterproof layer on the bottom.
Is that a thing? I can't even picture what you're talking about.
>>33321224
I always empty my bladder as best I can before masturbating or having sex, but sometimes more accidentally comes out out of nowhere. If I didn't piss beforehand, it'd definitely be way worse.
>Does it also happen when you're just giving BJs?
I've never pissed myself giving a bj, no.
>>33321226
Well, enjoy the thought, then.

>>33321232
>Her data is from her followers
While there might be a higher amount of sex workers among them, I honestly think most of her followers are random guys who enjoy her content.

>>33321233
I mean some weapon get incredibly wet just giving their man a blowjob, so it didn't seem too unbelievable if she is really into servicing.

>>33321236
Alright!

>>33321242
>weapon
*women..

I edged for too long and now my balls are gonna hurt for the rest of the day

>>33321238
Normal guys wouldn't like her content
It's heavily skewed towards degenerates

>33321246
Nobody cares.

>>33321242
I get soaked just being around a guy I love, but it doesn't make me spontaneously lose control the way an orgasm does. The closest to that would be the time I got off from having my stomach rubbed.

I got approached by a woman today.
I was browsing the internet on my phone while waiting for the play to start and this woman sat next to me and started talking to me.
We appearently already met at some amateur volleyball match and she remembered me
I don't think she was trying to pick me up, but maybe she was? Any input is welcome. I'm trying to analyze

>>33321251
Lmao

>>33321251
You're like a magic box.
The guy who gets you is incredibly lucky.
Never lose your horny.

>>33321248
>Normal guys wouldn't like her content
I don't buy this dichotomy. I think the people consuming her content might on average be more normal than 30+ year old virgin guys on /atoga/.

>>33321252
What'd she say. What'd you talk about.

>>33321252
Since you said nothing of value, how would we know...

Women, how much anti-men content do you consume?

>>33321143
Sun, I think.

>>33321254
I like the way you worded that, thanks.

>>33321252
I think there is some interest there, otherwise she wouldn't have approached you. At least she didn't dislike you.

>>33321259
My exgf sends me lesbian manhate memes ironically, and I always respond to them with something along the lines of "dick tho". At this point it's just how we say hi some days.

>>33321256
>What'd she say. What'd you talk about.
She mentioned that we already met and we talked a bit about the event and how we ended up there. We found out there's more than a couple of people we share as friends
Then we talked a bit about our hobbies, but nothing crazy. I suck at talking and I fear she might have thought I was bored

>>33321249
>>33321246
I asked I care

>>33321262
Happy to hear that. :)
Women get shamed for being sexual or having reactions like yours way too often. But what you told here so far sounds really hot, especially thst you essentially can't control yourself.

>>33321267
Wat

>>33321249
>indirect instaseethe reply

I thought you types were only on /wowcg/

>>33321064
Thanks<3 I've been going twice a week for the past month
>>33321068
No, I'm getting a divorce.
>>33321216
I'm like that but I just have a lot of baggage, and I'm terrified of someone seeing what I'm doing and telling me that it's terrible or that I'm wasting my time.
>>33321259
0

Why were Gen X so good at making media? They made the best video games and movies.

Who was in the wrong?

>>33321236
I have one of these:
>https://www.nemoequipment.com/products/victory-patio-blanket?variant=41095076970669
and dribbled water on it to check if it works, lol. it's impermeable. It's not very soft on top though.
Yeti makes an even more expensive and heavy one.

>>33321287
>No, I'm getting a divorce.
So you are neuro?
Are you getting a divorce from the somalian guy or someone else? What happened?

>>33321279
>especially thst you essentially can't control yourself
I think that me being so impulsive and lacking control of myself sexually can either be seen as a good thing or a bad thing. I don't hold it against anybody when they say that they find it off-putting when I do shit like piss myself during sex or need masturbate at work or stuff like that. It all feels mildly pathetic of myself sometimes.

>>33321236
>>33321292
LL bean's version might be the best for this.
light, soft, can be shoved in the washer.

>>33321290
Why'd he marry that wtf lol. men are retarded

>rizzed up a russian qt on the language app purely trough racist memes
now what?

>>33321292
>>33321295
Oh shit, that looks way more comfortable to sit on than a plain plastic liner.

>>33321300
Buy your way into her heart

>>33321290
the wife, obviously
>>33321267
she seems like bad influence if you're looking for a man JH

>>33321287
>No, I'm getting a divorce.
story time

>>33321259
None. I consume men-doing-the-therapy-and-treating-women-in-their-life-like-they-actually-love-them-copium.

>>33321292
>>33321301
Yeah, ll bean's version is probably the best

>>33321305
It's all just IRL shitposting. She's very much not in the manhating camp in all that. She's dating a guy, after all.

>>33321216
M
I'm less productive around others but I'm unproductive alone too. Maybe ADHD meds can fix me.

>>33321293
Just didn't want to live the rest of my life like that. I have a lot more I want to do, and I also don't want to raise any kids like that.
Plus towards the end I started to feel like I was finally ready for a relationship.. ironically. And I ended up with my best friend of 4 years, someone I don't have to hide from or lie to in any way, who I'm actually attracted to, and who I respect as a person without any kink cope attached to it.

>>33321304
isnt that a huge turnoff?

>>33321294
It's good though. Surely a lot of guys gotta think it's awesome.

Women
Which one is your favorite(s)?

>>33321294
Let me tell you one thing, any man who isn't an asexual absolutely loves a sexually needy woman. Way too often we get with women who aren't as much into it as we are.
It can even be used in play, teasing you and making you beg for it, as you get hornier and needier.

>>33321319
It seems like guys on here think it's awesome. I feel like it's less tolerated by guys I've dated, though. Not outright mocked or hated, but I've definitely felt that exes thought I was gross.

There are few things that feel better than carving fruit with a pocket knife. Everyone needs to do this more.

>>33321320
I'm looking pretty pre Slavic would you date me women

>>33321316
This is how you get with east euro chicks

>>33321290
Fangirled too hard obvi. Or did he cheat first and then not like the illegal hall pass?

>>33321323
>It can even be used in play, teasing you and making you beg for it
Maybe that's the issue. I absolutely can't tolerate that shit. I get sexually frustrated, like actually frustrated, when I know sex is being withheld just for fun. And I'm not fun when I'm naked and angry, despite what guys picture.

There are tons of soft, waterproof, non crinkly sex blankets on the market. You don't have to have sex on a camping tarp or whatever those things are

>>33321324
They're a little too herbivore, maybe. Maybe more dom-ish guys like these things more. You're definitely the kind of girls that should go into "brag territory" though. A guy should have a hard time holding back and not bragging to everyone who will listen about how he found a girl like that.

>>33321337
I've honestly never looked into them. That sort of thing has always been the type of extra shit I just get in a package deal with sex toys when there's a holiday sale or something. Secondary sexual paraphernalia.
>>33321339
>A guy should have a hard time holding back and not bragging to everyone who will listen about how he found a girl like that.
That sounds too complimentary. I can understand being happy about sexual compatibility, at least.

>>33321337
Hmm, you're right.
>recommended for period sex
wow, they're thinking even kinkier

>>33321315
Good for you I hope you are able to be happy and fulfilled with your BF. May you have many wonderful kids and adventures together.

>>33321350
"sexual compatibility" makes it sound too boring, people are unique and you learn about what you got and then enjoy it, like opening a box of chocolates
gotta enjoy your luck when you find a girl with exciting special sex features

>>33321360
Well first I have to get a guy excited to date me in the first place. I tend to either drive a guy off or discover we're otherwise incompatible well before things get sexual anyways.

>>33321335
>just for fun
It's to get you even needier.
But it sounds more like you need some slaps to get you to back down a bit.

>>33321315
whats the age difference between you and your best friend of 4 years? I assume he was trying to date you for a while. Why didn't you entertain it earlier?

>>33321365
I hope you find one. It's weird to think of a woman like you alone. Hopefully your luck gets good soon.

>>33321350
You've gotten free sex blankets? Why not give them a try? Although you might want to use your plastic sheet underneath at first, to make sure you can trust them to actually work

>>33321351
Yeah, some brands are very open about being sex blankets for squirting or pee play, and some market themselves as pet blankets

>>33321367
I'm fine with play fighting. Better than being asked to beg for it or dumb shit like that. At least that way I can feel like I didn't totally debase myself for dick.

>>33321365
Well good luck. I'm NTA but I'm sure you'll find someone who you mesh well with. Don't give up hope.

>>33321378
It's a hangup you should get over though.
Makes sex so much more enjoyable than cringe "nooo strong man you are not allowed to tease me >:("

What do you all do for work?
I wanna leave the coasts and live somewhere rural but idk what i could do there for work that isnt lawyer/doctor that pays well. I have capital to start something but idk what. Was thinking of buying out some small business and just operating it

>>33321374
Thanks. I could probs find a fwb easily, I just really want a more serious relationship. And that's way harder to get right.
>>33321377
>You've gotten free sex blankets?
No, towels at most. They give away a lot of random shit when they're trying to move stock around the holidays, though.

>>33321382
I've worked in IT for several years, but I'm currently taking some months off.

>>33321381
I just don't like being made small. I want a guy to at least pretend I have agency, even if I always end up under him saying dumb cringe shit in the end.

>>33321380
>Don't give up hope.
I won't. The fact that there's always a next try is what keeps me going.

>>33321388
Well good for you I'm NTA but you go. I'm sure you'll find someone for you.

>>33321388
That is so pointless though.
You deprive yourself of a role you would have a lot more joy as.
You are not less of a human because you get fucked like a sextoy and enjoy it, as ironic as it may sound.

>>33321368
He's 23 I'm 25.
It complicated. We both kind of liked each other but at different times, and yes I'm kind of a POS.
I wanted him to have better. And I also didn't want to put someone through feeling like a backup or a second choice, but I'm lucky he personally doesn't give a fuck about any of that neuroticism.
I had a point where I drunkenly confessed to him years ago and walked it back because I was in a bad situation.

>>33321393
Thanks.
>>33321394
>You are not less of a human because you get fucked like a sextoy and enjoy it, as ironic as it may sound
I need a lot of alcohol or to be very tired to ever feel drained enough to just give it up and be open about wanting to be treated like that IRL. It's easy to talk about here, but I don't want someone I actually see IRL to lose respect for me.

Stop being a angry man
Take the horsepill
Learn some empathy

>>33321320
Lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh
15.8% Spanish/Portugese
11.7% Italian (calabria preferably)
1.3% Greek/Balkan
17.5% British
Uhhhhh

>>33321401
>lose respect for me.
Again, that is just how YOU see. It's in your head that you think men you have sex with think of you less or more because you "put up a fight" during sex. It's entirely something on your side. Men will love to fuck you either way, you are only depriving yourself of fun.

>Neuro and rulebreaker are the only femanons who still post
Literally the worst ones

>>33321405
My rebuttal

Dear God, good work on creation, it's a solid 7/10, but a point of clarification, when I said I wanted a companion, I was implying I wanted the Gorilla to be able to play poker, I did not want a weaker sociopathic version of myself to try to manipulate me into bad decisions. I know you're supposedly working in mysterious ways, but I think it's time to admit the X chromosome is not able to stand on its own merits.

Your boy and favorite creation, Man

PS The tits are nice, good work on those

>>33321410
This is all your gay fault

>>33321410
I have literally been talking to JH for half an hour now about her pee tactics.

>>33321315
>Just didn't want to live the rest of my life like that.
So being a sex slave in a basement caged up isn't your dream anymore?

>>33321413
>Dear God
Stopped reading there.

>>33321421
She's not much better. Atoga is dead.

>>33321409
Tell me with a straight face that every man will definitely still respect me if I were ask him to rough me up then fuck me into a crater in the bed while burying my face in his sweaty shirts and calling me racial slurs. Exactly, you can't. They'll only respect me as much as I portray myself as respectable.

>>33321423
Not believing in god is fine, being an actual atheist that spergs out at the G word is a sign of an uncultured mind.

>>33321425
Nta but yes. You're thinking of this like a woman. If a man told you that that's what you'd think of him and you project those thoughts onto yourself.

>>33321425
Eh, sex is different. Most people recognize that when things get hot and heavy things change. NTA, you just have to recognize that being polite and proper ends at the bedroom door.

>>33321045
Do you think she looks similar to you?

>>33321425
>They'll only respect me as much as I portray myself as respectable.
Women buying into Madonna whore boomer bullshit really does ruin everything.
Believe it or not, men in 2025 aren't men from 1955

women
the fuck does this mean?

>>33321428
I feel like I'm being tricked again.
>>33321431
If I'm not the one being polite and proper, reminding them and myself of the boundaries that are typically expected, I'd worry that things would get too crazy. And since I'm the one with the dumbest hangups, I stand to be way more offended by accidents.
>>33321436
I can be open sexually. But nobody is 100% blatant about how horny they are, right? At least not IRL.

>>33320987
>theres something so feminine about a man with blonde hair
You're just mad my hair looks prettier than yours.

Women are trash.

>>33321425
>Exactly, you can't. They'll only respect me as much as I portray myself as respectable.
Is this how men into femdom feel?

stupid animal

>>33321444
>I feel like I'm being tricked again.
No

>>33321444
>get too crazy.
What do you mean by this?
>dumbest hangups
Happens to the best of us, just got to find someone that understands and is more forgiving. That's what I try to do with my partners

>>33321425
>every man
Not everybody is into everything.
If a man can't distinguish between the bedroom and outside, that means he is not a good man.
You think this way because YOU think of yourself as less and that is the neurotic issue you keep having.
A woman being my sextoy is the hottest fucking shit, getting her to wear a collar and walk on all fours from the living room to the bedroom with her holes exposed. And I will give her a whip any time she doesn't arch her ass properly for me. But I will still treat her like a princess, cook for her and treat her to to date nights when we're not fucking. Precisely BECAUSE I know what she does for me.
You always see sex as a fight and challenge, that is such an unnatural concept to me.

>>33321451
Mane what that cate do put em down

>>33321410
Who the fuck is Neuro?

>>33321460
You nigga

>>33321460
The girl who lost her virginity to a guy here and had the audio recorded and posted for us to listen to.

Funny how the worst femanons are the ones with the 2 letter names

>>33321045
unpierced ears? kino as heck

>>33321463
seems a little sad if you ask me

>>33321468
That's kind of the point they're all insane

>>33321468
She also had a threesome with his wife and he recorded that for us.

>>33321467
Tradcvck.

I asked chat gpt to compare my penis to those of other users.
According to him.
My penis is longer than 99% of the other users who sent their dickpics, but thinner than about 60%of the users.

Would that be a problem for women? I can't really change my girth.

Yeah I thought I was crazy but you guys are on another level. I really don't fit in here I think I should leave.

>>33321474
How would it know the size of your dick from a photo, did you tell it.

Men who believe all women are attention seeking whores: why do you think that way about us? Not all of us want male attention just by wearing an unflattering white t shirt and uncomfortable jeans, while our heads are down to avoid interaction with both men and women.

>>33321475
It's a holiday weekend in the USA so the only people here this weekend are the really crazy anons, all the normal anons away somewhere.

>>33321450
>>33321452
I can't shake the feeling that I'm misunderstanding this whole conversation.
>>33321453
>What do you mean by this?
I set my boundaries very hard because I understand that some things I dislike are considered way too strict. Like hating having a guy finish on me. By setting the hard rules and tone of respectful sex, it's less likely that someone would get into the rough, degrading shit I like and "forget" that I don't like being came on. The nuances of my preferences are too retarded for a normal person nto intuit, I think.
>>33321454
>You think this way because YOU think of yourself as less and that is the neurotic issue you keep having
Please convince me that it's alright that I want to be hurt and insulted in bed. Because I know it's legally fine, and that good partners are able to discern sex stuff from how I want to be treated in reality, but there's something else there. Nobody could completely ignore how troubled I must be to like being treated like that. It'd be an issue somehow.

>>33321143
M
I'm actually not sure. It might have been X. I'm not sure I played any since it came out. If it's not X, then I replayed one of the golden age games, back when Pokémon was actually good. Likely either Sapphire or Leaf Green.

Unless we're including non-mainline, in which case I played Stadium most recently.

>>33321479
Onlyfans, if the money is good enough girls will do anything

>>33321478
I used a ruller and a measuring tape next to it.

>>33321479
Are you in Texas, GA? I swear I might know you.

anyone want to

Another date, another complete humiliation and embarrassment!

How do I accept I'll never be loved and stop trying?

>>33321479
I think everyone is an attention whore on some level, men and women. See chicks who post horny things or stuff about their body either explicitly or masking it as some sort of insecurity or vaguepost/vent. And guys who post their arms or some idiotic shit to get yous but the former is far more common. Don't really blame you cause that's just how it is. Irl attention from men is much more dangerous than anonymous attention from men so it's more tempting that way as well.

>>33321410
You guys could make it less sucky for them and they'd stick around.
BV and I are just d a m a g e d

>>33321492
M or f

>>33321484
>The nuances of my preferences are too retarded for a normal person nto intuit, I think.
I'm going to be completely honest. If a man can't understand what you just posted and respect that you have lines. No matter where they are. Then they are the retarded ones. Not you. As long as you are clear up front about it.
>dislike are considered way too strict.
If any man says that then they don't deserve to have sex with you. Full stop.

>>33321474
For me, your girth and length can’t be too big at all (maybe 3-4 inches). I’m extremely tight despite trying to relax at the most horny moment I can.

>>33321490
Sure

>>33321382
Actuary

>>33321494
Literally how. If we knew how to show women a good time we wouldn't be here and you mentally ill fucks (women AND men) drown us out anyway.

>>33321493
You were very insightful.
Thankfully my parents fear mongered me online and not I’m terrified of doing anything online as well.

>>33321433
Maybe the eyes but that isn't my face structure.
>>33321422
I'm still pretty submissive, but it's more nuanced now. I do get an actual physical reaction from thinking about it, but I miss other things about life so much more.
+ There are more interesting ways to be dominated than having religious ocd rituals, which is what my other relationship felt like.

>>33321495
M

I think my looks are adequate enough where I can get a date, but I just do not have the personality.

>>33321506
Were you the guy last night asking how to act on his date

>>33321473
I'm probably simultaneously the least trad and most trad person here lol
Piercings are just gross, even the normal ear piercing that 95% of women have

>>33321494
>You guys could make it less sucky for them and they'd stick around.
More women posted here when there were toonmes and voca parties.
The tyranny of 2022-2024 really pushed women away from this place.

>>33321504
>having religious ocd rituals, which is what my other relationship felt like.
Did he make you pray 5 times a day lmao?
Did you have a wedding with him?
How did you escape his house?

>>33321507
Unfortunately yes

It was just small talk the whole time, no moves were made. She wasn't impressed. I dropped her off and went home

>>33321484
>Please convince me that it's alright that I want to be hurt and insulted in bed.
I can only speak from how I see it in the dominant role.
It turns me on like nothing else when a woman is needy, it is reassuring that I am pushing the right buttons and it makes me hornier than anything else. To me, it is natural. It is natural that a woman loves to be used rough, it is just how things are for most. Same as how most men just love being dominant. It's something primal and when you just give in and take what you know is yours, it feels sooo good.
Certain aspects might point to me or you being troubled, but I'm going to repeat myself here, that's just how things are and it should be accepted.

I can tell you what other subs/bottoms have explained to me though. It's a way of giving up their own shame, when their agency gets taken away. Not being in control, means not being responsible for what happens and just being allowed to enjoy. Just being dumb and pretty for their master/sir/boyfriend however you want to see it.
Which is also why finding a good dom is probably not that easy. One that isn't just a sadistic POS.
But this is the role many women love to play and it is exactly the kind of woman I am most sexually compatible with. I have ZERO interest in some bleak, boring tradwife starfish shit that just lays there and has no fun.

Your issues with cum might be somewhat related to that, I'm not entirely sure. But it's not a topic I feel like going through with you for the 30th time.

>>33321487
You are incredibly stupid.
Like sub 80 IQ retardation.

>>33321516
>no moves were made
WHY!?!

>>33321503
Thank you that means a lot
I'm a bit paranoid as well even under the shield of anonymity but I have you-baited femanons here. And it worked and the validation felt good in the moment but it's cringe looking back.
I don't know you so I can't say for certain but with 8 billion people in the world any combination of personality traits is possible so it's entirely believable you're just on the lesser end of that spectrum. It also sounds like you might be afriad of it, with someone you know and trust you could act differently.

Women yay or nay
>black chad
>chadisha?

>>33321474
why are you sending dickpics to a next-word-prediction algorithm
has this world truly fallen so low

>>33321520
Because I could tell it wouldn't work. It would have been pointless

>>33321522
>works for the government
>makes propaganda designed to make young men hate women
What a coincidence

pain and suffering