A few months back I posted about how I had an unhealthy obsession of arguing with AI about not being gay. The post didn't get that many responses, and I had forgotten about it until someone recently commented they saw the post from a screenshot. I was curious, and after reverse image searching, I found the screenshot of my post on tumblr and twitter with tens of thousands of views and likes.

Nearly every single comment was mocking me. They called me mentally ill and claimed I have OCD, a man child tech bro who's destroying the environment, and they especially called me gay. It felt surreal reading these comments, knowing they're talking about me. More people than I have ever met in my life have seen my post asking for help, and were laughing about it. I just wanted help and I got mocked on a scale far beyond what I could ever imagine.

I don't know how to feel. There's a lot of shame and embarrassment. I guess it's my fault for looking for help on reddit, which is why I'm here now. What do I do about this? I feel like a circus freak. They pointed and laughed at me. How do I stop this overwhelming shame?

>>33360886 (OP)
Anon,you really thought airing your dirty laundry on Reddit was gonna get you help? You’re out here arguing with AI about not being gay and wondering why faggots on Xitter and Tumblr are mocking you? You’re a couple degrees away from being a lolcow. And the best part is that you earned it . Should’ve known better than to beg for advice in the shithole known as reddit. What do you do? Keep crying or grow a pair and move on.

>>33360886 (OP)
>>33360981
Dope picture, though

Price paid for using r*ddit
Gay for pay

>>33360886 (OP)
>>33361028
based pic thread

>>33360981
>Anon,you really thought airing your dirty laundry on Reddit was gonna get you help? You’re out here arguing with AI about not being gay and wondering why faggots on Xitter and Tumblr are mocking you?

Well, I needed help and there wasn't anywhere else to go except anonymously online. I don't understand why people find absurdity or comedy in my situation. I could never have expected this. I am nothing like a lolcow. Those people are genuinely insane. Do not compare me to them.

>>33360886 (OP)
>>33360981
Yeah arguing with AI about not being gay is legit funny/autistic. Sounds like something Chris-chan would do.

You can't expect the internet to do anything but mock you, OP. That's just what it does. Anyone would find this shit funny. R*ddit is probably also asshurt from the woke angle, those people will simultaneously get upset you don't want to be gay but also call you gay as an insult, because they're retards.

Anyway. What can you do? Take it as a lesson. This is how we learn. If anyone asks, you were trolling and you're happy people found humor in it. That's your story. That's all you say for the pleddit post.

As for the arguing about not being gay thing, if you're actually serious, go see a professional. A straight guy doesn't do what you're doing. You're probably a fag in denial. Never have I cared or argued about being called gay, I know I'm not so it doesn't hurt me or make me defensive. But you're obsessed with arguing with an AI about it. You're almost certainly both gay and autistic.

>>33361066
>You can't expect the internet to do anything but mock you, OP. That's just what it does. Anyone would find this shit funny.

It's not funny to me. I expected some people to insult me but not tens of thousands of people. How could anyone expect that? I simply had no other choice, I can't tell anyone in real life about any of this.

>Anyway. What can you do? Take it as a lesson. This is how we learn. If anyone asks, you were trolling and you're happy people found humor in it. That's your story. That's all you say for the pleddit post.

I've learned now that I need to either talk to AI or post on here instead of reddit. It is much more private. I posted it on a throwaway so thankfully nothing is linked to me.

>As for the arguing about not being gay thing, if you're actually serious, go see a professional. A straight guy doesn't do what you're doing. You're probably a fag in denial. Never have I cared or argued about being called gay, I know I'm not so it doesn't hurt me or make me defensive. But you're obsessed with arguing with an AI about it. You're almost certainly both gay and autistic.

I'm definitely neither gay nor autistic. I'm asexual. The confusion lies in my attraction to a select few male traits, but actually imagining having sex with men is disgusting. I'm not in denial of anything. And I have a therapist, but I cannot tell her about something like this.

>>33361058
>I am nothing like a lolcow. Those people are genuinely insane. Do not compare me to them.
You're arguing with LLMs about whether or not you're gay. You're not sane or self-aware. That fits lolcow criteria.

>>33361116
Whether or not it's funny to you is irrelevant to your situation. I'm telling you how most other people are going to react. Someone arguing with a chatbot about not being gay sounds inherently funny, and on top of that, R*ddit faggots are woke and are going to be offended, because for whatever reason, this type of thing triggers them. All you can do is learn from this experience and what to expect from certain types of people. You seem ignorant, so reducing your ignorance through experiences like this is ultimately a good thing.

What's the point of a therapist if you can't talk about things like this? I don't get it. Seems like exactly the type of thing you should talk about. You're attracted to male traits but are afraid of sex for whatever reason. It just sounds like you're gay in denial, you have hangups about being gay and hangups about sex. You should work through that with your therapist, and yes, chatgpt helps too. Just don't expect to not be made fun of, because this situation is pretty funny. It'd be like someone who needs surgery because he shoved a broomstick up his ass. Yes, he needs help, but it's also fuckin funny.

>>33361257
>You're arguing with LLMs about whether or not you're gay. You're not sane or self-aware. That fits lolcow criteria.

How am I not self-aware? I have enough awareness to want to stop doing it. Lolcows will do insane shit without a second thought.

>>33360886 (OP)
That's a goddamned badge of honour, mate
Congratulations

>>33361500
>What's the point of a therapist if you can't talk about things like this? I don't get it. Seems like exactly the type of thing you should talk about. You're attracted to male traits but are afraid of sex for whatever reason. It just sounds like you're gay in denial, you have hangups about being gay and hangups about sex.

I am not gay, I am asexual. I'm not afraid of sex, the objective reality of sex with another man is disgusting. I'm attracted to male traits, that's it. I don't talk to my therapist about it because I don't want to argue with another person about my own sexuality

>>33360886 (OP)
For what it's worth, Anon, I'm bi and I didn't consider the idea of sex with men attractive AT ALL until I stopped worry about what it would "make me". And, surprisingly, it's not that uncommon to be attracted romantically but not sexually towards a certain gender. I'm not saying you're bi or gay, but that might be something extra to think about. And besides, what makes you insistent on convincing AI that you aren't gay? Do you view being gay as a negative thing? That is to say, try to think about it without bias against a certain orientation and see if anything changes.

Regarding redditors... Anon, the modern internet is built off of people putting others down with snarky one-liners and jabs that make themselves look witty and confident. The larger the community, the more comfortable that people are in insulting and hurting others; even I'm guilty of it pretty frequently.

And even further, people on the internet will completely ignore what you are actually saying, but will run with whatever fantasy is the funniest or most entertaining. They think/say you have OCD, are a manchild, and are gay because that is the FUNNIEST outcome to them, not because they're actually giving any thought as to what your issue is.

>>33360886 (OP)
You thought it would be any different here? You are stupid for arguing with a chatbot, high level retardation in fact. Little better than arguing with a troll.

>>33361048
my kind of thread

>>33365259
>For what it's worth, Anon, I'm bi and I didn't consider the idea of sex with men attractive AT ALL until I stopped worry about what it would "make me". And, surprisingly, it's not that uncommon to be attracted romantically but not sexually towards a certain gender. I'm not saying you're bi or gay, but that might be something extra to think about. And besides, what makes you insistent on convincing AI that you aren't gay? Do you view being gay as a negative thing? That is to say, try to think about it without bias against a certain orientation and see if anything changes.

I don't have any qualms with what it would make me, I just don't think I'm gay. I have no romantic desires for men, it's purely attraction to a select few male traits, without sex involved. I don't believe I have any bias. I even identified as being gay for a while. I argue with the AI because it lets me vent these feelings.

>Regarding redditors... Anon, the modern internet is built off of people putting others down with snarky one-liners and jabs that make themselves look witty and confident. The larger the community, the more comfortable that people are in insulting and hurting others; even I'm guilty of it pretty frequently.
>And even further, people on the internet will completely ignore what you are actually saying, but will run with whatever fantasy is the funniest or most entertaining. They think/say you have OCD, are a manchild, and are gay because that is the FUNNIEST outcome to them, not because they're actually giving any thought as to what your issue is.

I shouldn't take what they're saying to heart but to me it doesn't feel like they're joking, it's just their unfiltered response believing I would never read what they said. Even the people who weren't just laughing were saying I was insane. Normally I don't care at all what people online say but the overwhelming amount makes me feel otherwise. Sure, a lot of them are just joking but there was definitely a lot who weren't

>>33365277
>You thought it would be any different here? You are stupid for arguing with a chatbot, high level retardation in fact. Little better than arguing with a troll.

I am not stupid. It might not be different here but I have to talk about this with someone. Arguing with the AI allows me to dismiss these people saying I'm gay, and counter any argument they can come up with.

The internet is a cruel mistress sometimes, do what one guy said and claim you were joking. If you're really serious, see a therapist/psychiatrist. If this can't be traced to your IRL info don't worry about it. The post will likely be forgotten within a few months to years and people will move on to stupider shit

>>33365509
A chat bot can't make an argument, but far more importantly why are you even looking for affirmation that you aren't gay? Did you see a penis and get a boner?

>>33365651
>A chat bot can't make an argument, but far more importantly why are you even looking for affirmation that you aren't gay? Did you see a penis and get a boner?

I am attracted to a few male traits, but actually having sex with men is disgusting, and I consider myself asexual. I am looking for affirmation, because whenever I tell people this they call me gay.

>attraction to a select few male traits
Aight quit beating round the bush, what are these "traits" you fancy so much

Also are you really a mythical asexual saint or just some deeply repressed dude

the third time you get called a horse, it might be time to go saddle shopping
or just stop doing insane shit like arguing with chatbots and being in denial about being gay lmao

>reading the comments hurt my feelings
thats on you, gay redditor

>>33366031
>Aight quit beating round the bush, what are these "traits" you fancy so much
Facial and body hair, larger bodies, muscles, that's mostly it.

>Also are you really a mythical asexual saint or just some deeply repressed dude
I am asexual. I do not think of other men in the context of having sex with them. It is solely attraction to some physical traits they have.

>>33366107
>the third time you get called a horse, it might be time to go saddle shopping
or just stop doing insane shit like arguing with chatbots and being in denial about being gay lmao
I don't argue with them as much as I use to. I'm not in denial about being gay, I just don't believe I am.

>>33366150
It's one thing to not believe you are, it's another thing to actually be it.
I'm not saying this to be mean but genuinely do some soul searching. I had no idea I was bisexual (or denied it) until well after my teenage years. It's fine to like the same gender. It's not fine to dissociate from it so much to the point where you act out in unhealthy manners to convince others you're not gay. Just be true to yourself dude

>>33366135
Ok? That doesn't make you gay. That also doesn't make you asexual. That makes you weirdly fixated on those traits for no particularly reason. When a person is attractive, it's not just their muscles, facial hair, or largeness. It's a billion other things combined to create a package you appreciate. Or sometimes, it's a few attractive things you notice, and then a bunch more ugly things, so they're mostly unattractive to you but you still note the attractive things are present. Perhaps you go, oh, I see how they have some appeal to some other audience, but that's not rly my type.

Try to actually have sex with the opposite gender. Think about your future, do you want kids and the like. Think about your previous orgasms.

Then you might decide if this whole sex thing is a necessary thing to commote about or not.

Sexuality isn't really real, just like mental illness isn't either, blah blah. Sexuality is just a bunch of storylines made up and audiovisual tactile combos triggered in the brain to make you go oomf. It's just whatever really
Just another tool or plot device to get other things going

>>33366193
>It's one thing to not believe you are, it's another thing to actually be it.
I'm not saying this to be mean but genuinely do some soul searching. I had no idea I was bisexual (or denied it) until well after my teenage years. It's fine to like the same gender. It's not fine to dissociate from it so much to the point where you act out in unhealthy manners to convince others you're not gay. Just be true to yourself dude

I've already done the soul searching. For a while I truly did believe I was gay, and I was perfectly fine with it. Now I believe I'm asexual, and I'm perfectly fine with it. How can I be gay if the thought of having sex with a man disgusts me? Isn't that an essential part of being gay?

>>33366343
>Try to actually have sex with the opposite gender. Think about your future, do you want kids and the like. Think about your previous orgasms.

I think I want kids. I'm not sure yet. As far as having sex with the opposite gender, I can't stomach the idea. Sex with women is equally as disgusting as sex with men to me. I don't see sex as necessary, especially when adoption is what I would prefer no matter the circumstance.

>Sexuality isn't really real, just like mental illness isn't either, blah blah. Sexuality is just a bunch of storylines made up and audiovisual tactile combos triggered in the brain to make you go oomf. It's just whatever really Just another tool or plot device to get other things going

I'm not quite sure what you mean by this

>>33366449
yeah you should just go to an expensive brothel and tell them you're kinda autistic
hopefully a woman's touch will snap you out of these retarded ideas

>>33366679
> yeah you should just go to an expensive brothel and tell them you're kinda autistic
>hopefully a woman's touch will snap you out of these retarded ideas

I have no attraction to women, being touched by one isn't magically going to change that fact

>>33368467
Sex is just a means to reproduce. The pleasure associated is just recreation. No need to care so much about it unless it's relevant to your goals

>>33370473
>Sex is just a means to reproduce. The pleasure associated is just recreation. No need to care so much about it unless it's relevant to your goals

I mean maybe I could be with a woman just to have kids, but I don't think many women are interested in being with someone who's not attracted to them. I shouldn't care this much but it bothers me greatly.

>>33371570
>>33362354

>>33366150
>I'm not in denial about being gay, I just don't believe I am.
That's not the most confident-sounding statement in the world.

>>33375552
>That's not the most confident-sounding statement in the world.

I don't know how else to put it. I am not gay. That's it.

>>33376896
Alright. So you're not attracted to women, but you find certain male traits attractive. You also feel compelled to argue with LLMs that you aren't gay. Why?

>>33360886 (OP)
Realize that redditors are worthless trash and that you should never care what those astroturfed dipshits think

>>33377410
I feel compelled to because it helps me dispel any idea of me being gay. I didn't talk to AI at first, I use to post about my attraction to male traits but not men online and was ridiculed and told I was gay. So by arguing with the AI, I feel like I'm arguing with all those claims made about me and I can prove them wrong.

>>33366355
No. Being attracted to men is enough.

>>33366449
It is too self aware for you. Props to the anon though.

OP, y'know you can just... not post embarrassing stuff on the internet?

>>33379265
>No. Being attracted to men is enough.

That makes no sense. I don't want to have sex with them. Most of my attraction is for fictional men because I can ignore the reality of being with a man. Hairy men are disgusting, but that's the only type of fictional man I like.

>>33379275
>OP, y'know you can just... not post embarrassing stuff on the internet?

I mean yeah, but I just wanted help. I expected tens of people to see it, not hundreds of thousands. No one could expect that.

>>33377453
You're basically saying you're trying to convince yourself. Think about that, man.

>>33360886 (OP)
You are a lolcow, but nobody in the real world knows about that. Try to remember these comments were left by some of the dumbest, gayest, most retarded people on Earth. Unlike the fine people of 4chan. Who cares if the /r/foundfamily moderation polycule thinks you're gay?

>>33379566
>You're basically saying you're trying to convince yourself. Think about that, man.

Well yeah I am, because being endlessly called gay makes you start to internalize it despite it not being how I actually feel.

>>33379597
> You are a lolcow, but nobody in the real world knows about that. Try to remember these comments were left by some of the dumbest, gayest, most retarded people on Earth. Unlike the fine people of 4chan. Who cares if the /r/foundfamily moderation polycule thinks you're gay?

I dismissed the reddit comments, a lot of them were just trying to fuck with me. Then someone commented saying they saw it from a screenshot, and I looked. The posts on other social media platforms, those people are saying their unfiltered thoughts because they didn't know I would read it. That's what actually affected me.

And I'm not a lolcow. A lolcow is someone with a consistent documented history of being made fun of and baited. I have one anonymous post online that people shared. Maybe if people knew who I was in real life it'd be different.

>>33379661
You could want a man to fuck you in the ass and it wouldn’t be as gay as arguing with an AI and posting it online.

You don’t have the self-assurance required for your own opinion to matter to yourself. You’re a lolcow if I say you are.

Delete social media. Never speak to an AI again. Install Grindr and enjoy getting topped.

>>33379704
>You could want a man to fuck you in the ass and it wouldn’t be as gay as arguing with an AI and posting it online.
Just rage bait.

>You don’t have the self-assurance required for your own opinion to matter to yourself. You’re a lolcow if I say you are.
Who are you to say I have no self-assurance? You don't know me, nor the definition of a lolcow. One post doesn't make someone a lolcow.

>Delete social media. Never speak to an AI again. Install Grindr and enjoy getting topped.
I do need to delete some social media. Fuck off with the grinder shit though. I would never let another man violate me like that. I am a man, not a bitch.

I don't understand OP's mindset.
He posted about a self-made situation.
He got attention.
Now he is complaining.
Help my autistic ass understand what the fuck he thought he was doing by telling people online about his hobbies?

>>33379792
Like, what the fuck was he attempting to do by showing the people online that he likes to obsess and get mad about stupid shit with AI support?
If he was seeking like minded people, they would be people who also like to get mad about stupid shit, and he got what he was seeking.
If he was virtue signalling and picking fights with people he disagreed with, he also succeeded.
What goal is he possibly pursuing that isn't met? I do not understand.

If you don't want to obsess and be agitated, just don't be.

>>33379754
Bro, you don’t have self assurance. Not only did you argue with a hardware accelerated keyboard autocomplete algorithm, you also bitched about it to Reddit with proof. Then here without proof. Why go to all these outlets when you can’t simply know yourself and get over it?
lolcows give people online ample material for mockery and don’t know how or when to disengage.

You would totally top a femboy. Don’t deny it. Pretty rude to take and not give.

>>33379801
Rare to find such wisdom here.

>>33360886 (OP)
Put me in the screenshot of this cringe post. It'd be meta af

Magnificent thread.

Has anyone screensgotted the OP to put it on youtube and reddit and other places to get another few 100,000 views for OP?

>>33361116
>I'm definitely neither gay nor autistic. I'm asexual. The confusion lies in my attraction to a select few male traits, but actually imagining having sex with men is disgusting. I'm not in denial of anything. And I have a therapist, but I cannot tell her about something like this.
Holy fuck this is a gay-denial sentence man. Just share this with your therapist. Who knows, it might even give you a chance at happiness

>>33379801
>Like, what the fuck was he attempting to do by showing the people online that he likes to obsess and get mad about stupid shit with AI support?

To find some way to stop doing it. It's a waste of time and also stresses me out, but I still feel compelled to do it. I wasn't looking for someone to support my behavior, I was looking for someone to help me stop it.

>>33360886 (OP)
>A few months back I posted about how I had an unhealthy obsession of arguing with AI about not being gay
Kek

>>33360886 (OP)
op is a faggot

>>33360886 (OP)
OP, I'm not gonna lie, I laughed. I laughed hard. But I promise, I am not laughing at you, I am lauging with you, as a fellow weirdo. I could probably name weirder shit that I do, but this thread is not about me, it's about you. You just happen to be one of the player characters in this world, and you letting the NPCs behold the inner workings of your mind scared them. Don't pay them any mind. You are different from the rest. Your heart is pure. Rejoice. The kooky are the more evolved. Rejoice.

>>33380933
>Holy fuck this is a gay-denial sentence man. Just share this with your therapist. Who knows, it might even give you a chance at happiness

Can you explain how I'm denying being gay when I think having sex with men is disgusting? I'm not sharing this with my therapist. I don't want another person to try to tell me they know more about my sexuality than I do

>>33379888
>Bro, you don’t have self assurance. Not only did you argue with a hardware accelerated keyboard autocomplete algorithm, you also bitched about it to Reddit with proof. Then here without proof. Why go to all these outlets when you can’t simply know yourself and get over it?

I know myself. I just am tired of arguing with AI and wasting time. That's why I'm making these posts. I just want someone to talk to this about. What proof would I need to provide?

>>33383731
liking masculine features like beards is more gay than liking dicks

>>33382965
>OP, I'm not gonna lie, I laughed. I laughed hard. But I promise, I am not laughing at you, I am lauging with you, as a fellow weirdo. I could probably name weirder shit that I do, but this thread is not about me, it's about you. You just happen to be one of the player characters in this world, and you letting the NPCs behold the inner workings of your mind scared them. Don't pay them any mind. You are different from the rest. Your heart is pure. Rejoice. The kooky are the more evolved. Rejoice.

I'm not kooky or crazy. I do not want to relish in being seen as crazy. What am I not understanding? Why does everyone see my situation as absurdity?

>>33383810
>liking masculine features like beards is more gay than liking dicks

??? That makes literally no sense. I am attracted to the traits but not men. How is liking beards more gay than liking fucking dicks?

oh this is just a humiliation fetish thing

>>33384216
>oh this is just a humiliation fetish thing

???

>>33384200
>How is liking beards more gay than liking fucking dicks?

Because I’ve seen plenty of traps and MTF that get my dick hard, yet a woman with a beard is like a bucket of ice water.

By the way, talking about your sexuality is inherently gay. You look inside yourself for the answer. Though if you did it, you’d probably find anal beads.

>>33360886 (OP)
just laugh it off. you could go outside and the next person you see could have seen that screenshot, but they don't know your face, so who cares?

>>33384868
>Because I’ve seen plenty of traps and MTF that get my dick hard, yet a woman with a beard is like a bucket of ice water.

By the way, talking about your sexuality is inherently gay. You look inside yourself for the answer. Though if you did it, you’d probably find anal beads.

Being into traps and MTFs is way more gay than being attracted to beards. You're the one wanting to fuck them, I don't want to fuck men with beards, I just find male traits attractive.

>>33384946
>just laugh it off. you could go outside and the next person you see could have seen that screenshot, but they don't know your face, so who cares?

I'm not worried about people recognizing me. I just feel shitty after seeing hundreds of people call me crazy and mentally ill

>Because I’ve seen plenty of traps and MTF that get my dick hard, yet a woman with a beard is like a bucket of ice water.

You are infinitely more gay than I could ever be. You're getting hard over wanting to fuck them, meanwhile I'm only attracted to select traits. Don't compare us.

>By the way, talking about your sexuality is inherently gay. You look inside yourself for the answer. Though if you did it, you’d probably find anal beads.
I know already I'm not gay. Anal is disgusting btw.

Hey OP, I don’t know if you’re still here, but if this post is real I empathize. I posted a vent on what I thought was a supportive place and was mercilessly mocked. Social media makes people forget there are humans behind the screen. Hug

you have a good self-depreciate humor, you are a brave person, you are willing to make fun of yourself to make the world laugh, but many people don't get the humor.

the thing is reddit is not like 4chan, where people get the embeded subtle meaning of the joke.

on reddit, there are a large group of young people, they can misunderstand your meaning towards the picture

just use the internet for a period of time, you will get more understanding of life

>>33385161
Are you feeling less shitty now that another hundred people have joined in calling you mentally ill and gay?

>waaah Reddit made fun of me!
We're making fun of you.
Get a thicker skin, fudge packer. Stop caring what Reddit's opinions are.

>>33360886 (OP)
trunks is based

>>33385282
>Hey OP, I don’t know if you’re still here, but if this post is real I empathize. I posted a vent on what I thought was a supportive place and was mercilessly mocked. Social media makes people forget there are humans behind the screen. Hug

Thank you. It was surprising seeing how cruel people were and still are being. It might be funny for them but it's not funny for me.

>>33387007
I’m the anon you replied to. What happened to me wasn’t as bad luckily, but I made a post, then woke up the next morning to like 40+ negative comments, and it was re-posted somewhere else to make fun of me. It honestly made me want to die. I understand.

tron coo!!

>>33385291
>Are you feeling less shitty now that another hundred people have joined in calling you mentally ill and gay?

It just feels like more being added to the pile. I just feel as shitty as I was before.

>>33387091
>I’m the anon you replied to. What happened to me wasn’t as bad luckily, but I made a post, then woke up the next morning to like 40+ negative comments, and it was re-posted somewhere else to make fun of me. It honestly made me want to die. I understand.

Yeah it's an awful feeling. It's weird to expect help and support and then to be endlessly mocked. With anonymity people truly are cruel. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

>>33361116
>I'm asexual. The confusion lies in my attraction to a select few male traits, but actually imagining having sex with men is disgusting.
Hahahahahahaha

Only thing I use Reddit for is making fun of Millenial faggots right to their faces, pointing out Reddit is a political psyop, and making more accounts after getting banned doing these things

>>33384868
>Because I’ve seen plenty of traps and MTF that get my dick hard
OP found his gay buddy

OP, I think you need to talk about this with your mom or a family member who will love you unconditionally.

Going to 4Chan because the rest of the internet is picking on you is as retarded as it is gay.

>>33388379
>Hahahahahahaha
I fail to find the humor in this. Having sex with men is absolutely disgusting. Just because I'm attracted to some male traits doesn't mean I want to engage in that disgusting behavior.

>>33389189
Natural next step is to find a woman with those male traits you find attractive. See if a hooker will wear a false beard for you.

There are two outcomes:
> You nutt the hardest you ever have and you learn something about yourself without continuing to make a fool of yourself in public.
> You learn that you aren't actually attracted to these traits and you learn something about yourself without continuing to make a fool of yourself in public.