Thread 33369757

>>33369913
Bars aren't a good place to socialize with strangers, despite popular belief. Try somewhere where socializing with strangers is expected

>>33369912
Blasian women >>>

>>33369900
>TymayLay
She's ugly
I want a girl that looks like picrel

>>33369916
Don't be too hard on yourself, lol.
It happens from time to time, I'm personally never using another non-stick pan again after my last fuck up.

>>33369917
>arms
I've done so and they said they were nice but I'm a virgin. Where does this place me.

>>33369900
fuck no

>>33369913
There’s nothing wrong with being the quiet presence, but you have to assert yourself to speak in a group setting. You can do little comments at first and then feel when the focus is on you

>>33369757 (OP)
What’s the female equivalent of men comparing their dick sizes with each other?

what ethnicity is this, because this is perfection

>>33369915
>How do you have the time to keep up with all these internet personalities
I have been on facebook since it opened to the public.

>>33369928
boob size?

>>33369916
What do you think went wrong? Was it a recipe you had tried before or was it something new?

>>33369928
Beating each other to death with hammers

>>33369923
NTA but I coomed so much to her in high school lmao

>>33369919
:(
>>33369920
:((
>>33369925
one and a half left parentheses after the colon

>>33369900
I'm not a young enough zoomer to know who the fuck that is.

>>33369924
Everything was okay but the tortillas turned out too soggy after sitting outside the oven. The texture was pure loathing.
What happened with your non stick pan?

>>33369930
samsung robot

>>33369928
comparing instagram follower count

>>33369930
I'm guessing she's asian but not korean/japanese/chinese. Maybe viet?

>>33369757 (OP)
girls, how do you find someone to date in real life?

>>33369933
Second time cooking them after watching a YouTube video. It's just a basic shredded chicken enchilada with onions and cheese baked in the oven fo 30 minutes at 350, a little sour cream.
>>33369938 happened

>>33369928
Closest I can say is tampon/pad girl conflict.

Why are Oasis so fucking good

Ladies what kind of dance do you want to dance at your wedding?
Menfolk can answer too if you want I guess

>>33369930
>>33369942
>Yanisa Samohom
>Thailand
Hah i was fucking close!

When will atoga men compare their dick sizes with each other

>>33369928
Their boyfriends

>>33369946
I like when you quote them and arctic monkeys.

Femanons compare boob size with each other itt

>>33369950
I’m not manwhoring for you

>>33369936
I'm sorry for being hoeless femanon

>>33369772
>>33369790
>>33369782

why do you even care?
In about 10 years time, all Women will be CURRIED.
Even the Femanons (that actually replied) in the last thread straight up admitted it...

>>33369938
At least it tasted fine, that's nice.

Oops, meant to say, I'll never *Not use a non-stick pan.

Just typical summer cooking stuff, decided to experiment on the wrong day.
It was hot, I was sweaty, tired, and hungry.
Saw a stainless steel wok I had, then thought, why i don't I try cooking with that, then most of the food got stuck, got burned, and the rest of it didn't even taste good.

Women if you're my gf, would you start an anime reaction channel with me?

>>33369956
Why not

What's the deal with girls including their SnapChat in their bios? I've heard that it's just to sell OnlyFans or attention whore, and that logic tracks most of the time because the women just have a bunch of bikini pics and no real bio.
However, I've seen one or two girls fill out their entire profile without including anything sexual before linking their Snap. Could they just be using it as a faster way to find attractive men instead of messing around with the swipe system?

>>33369953
>Arctic monkeys
Nta but that's me

>>33369961
I did it in the past and it didn’t feel good, sorry anon

>>33369959
Where have you been?

>>33369963
Oh someone else is just saying they're good? And you're quoting both? Or are there two posters?

>>33369912

NOPE.png
BIG upgrade ;)

>>33369959
Damn. Do non stick effect the flavor or texture? Or is it more of a flex for chefs to cook with stainless steel?

Men, what could a woman offer you so that you wouldn't leave her for someone else?

>>33369966
Hmm?
Nowhere, I've been distracting myself lately, I did visit this thread a few times, but they move so fast and I didn't really feel like I had anything to add so I just went back to chilling with myself.

>>33369970
Two posters. I post the monkeys.

ok the thread state looks pretty good again. women seethed and coped and left again and now the poojeets once again can declare victory

>>33369977
Why would I leave for someone else?
Also all 4 holes.

>>33369841
How is your mental health? Have you had dreams like this in the past or is it a recent thing? Are you on any medications that might be making dreams more vivid?
Yeah, I sleep like shit and wake up a lot with trauma nightmares, it is what it is

>>33369965
>I did it in the past and it didn’t feel good
In what way

>>33369978
Your fat and balding questions added a lot to the thread.

>>33369977
Commitment, loyalty, and compatibility

>>33369977
A son

>>33369975
I think it's more about the longevity of the cookware, cast iron and stainless steel cookery can last generations, but non stick coating wear down fast.

>>33369977
Be nice to me and sit really close to me such that our thighs are touching

>>33369977
I'd never leave a woman for someone else period, I'd like to think I'm loyal
Since my ex dumped me I don't plan to date again anyway

>>33369977
Only things at the moment that would make me commit would be
>have the same ethics/morals as me in regards to animals (and maybe a couple other things)
>live a compatible lifestyle (no tv, no drugs, no smoking, limit alcohol)
>want to raise our children the same way (morals/ethics, and also homeschooling)
>not be an antisemite
>be at least a little attractive and a little compatible?

>>33369985
I'm over that, for now at least.
I got my answer already.

I don't need to remind myself how undesirable I am.

>>33369983
I felt dirty. I want to share that with someone out of love and mutual passion

>>33369990
Is this this the original? I remember seeing this but they were both white.
I don't care about race, but it'd be hilarious if someone felt the need to edit the races kek

>>33369996
Well you can't erase your hoe past so might as well do it again

Women?

>>33369999
No thanks haha, maybe another moid will

>>33369997
No idea lol

>>33370001
>another moid will
No. What if you laugh at my dicc?

>>33369997
>Is this the original
It's not

>>33370000
F, propaganda I’m not falling for is men and having children

love does not exist

>>33370006
I will not be looking at it

>>33369917
>bodycount too low to post arms

>>33370000
h3h3 is still relevant?

I feel bad about not being born in the 80s and missing out on bombing cavemen in iraq

>>33369946
Oasis are like the Nickleback of Britpop music lol. Iconic and helped to define an era of pop culture but not exactly high art
Personally find most of their stuff grating and Liam Gallagher is a twat, but I won't lie that a lot of their songs are very nostalgic and catchy

>>33370015
If Liam were black, he’d be a nigga

>>33370012
knowing atoga you wouldn't have posted them anyway

>>33369991
Poor dude. I'm sorry a woman was mean to you like that.

>>33369917
I've posted my face to /soc/. My arms are irrelevant because I've just got a generic skinny body. People seem to like it though.

>>33370009
But i love you femanon :(

>>33370018
I will put you in a rear naked choke and have you meeting your maker.

>>33370023
love does not exist :/

>>33370019
Nah she wasn't mean to me and I fucked up. The whole experience though (and past dating attempts) just showed me I'm not cut out for relationships/intimacy or normal life

any girls over 18 with daddy issues wanna chat? :)

>>33370009
>F, propaganda I’m not falling for is men and having children
You go girl!

>>33370030
>moms posting Ls
I actually laughed wtf is this shit

>I just payed another $4400 in bills
why are gender relations so bad??

>>33370029
lets chat bby

>>33369990
based. accidently holding hands would probably make my heart melt like chocolate

>>33370009

point to the doll to where the mean old man touched you

>>33370028
Oh, are you qt

>>33370027
It does! i've seen it

thoughts on nba jerseys? the sleeveless ones

>>33369995
fat bald guys are actually based af

>>33370025
you wouldn't

>>33370036
i wasnt touched at all

>>33370038
then then me about it anon

>>33369977
>Men, what could a woman offer you so that you wouldn't leave her for someone else?

sex at least a few times a week and don't become a fat pig, not saying you have to be /fit/ neither though

>>33370038
me rn

>>33370043
you sound like an autistic female desu

Anons how do you reshape your worldview so that you end up a better person?

>>33370030
yeah paving the way to nothing

fucking delusional

>>33369815
My age minus 9 years.

>>33370048
>Anons how do you reshape your worldview so that you end up a better person?

be in the best situation to where you can help your friends and loved ones

>>33370048
Learn to be grateful for things you have in your life

>>33370048
Gratitude

>>33369815
M 27

>>33370032
>$4400 in bills
Wtf do you live in a power plant
>>33370048
No idea, probably mindfulness to let go of the negativity
>>33370037
Maaaybe

>>33369815
Drill Bit Taylor Swift 22 and / or
Blink 182 23

women I found the knight in gray hoodie and sweatpants you've been waiting for. Happy now?

>>33370038
then tell me about it anon*
>>33370047
undiagnosed yes i am

gender
what's an embarrassing secret you would have trouble telling your significant other

>>33370064
M
Probably that I’m bisexual

>>33370043
>then then me about it anon
My aunt and uncle were the most wholesome couple i have ever seen. I pretty much lived in their house for the first 1/3 of my life, and i never saw them yelling at each other. Always loveydovey.

>>33370046
cozy

>>33370052
Yes, but sometimes that adds a weird stress where.

>>33370064
M
I never went to Iraq to bomb cavemen

>>33370063
I'm in love

>>33370064
M
I have 2 urethras

>>33370063
>undiagnosed yes i am

ever tried to date an autistic man?

Anons what should I do if I haven't had a girlfriend at 24? I grew up with really low self esteem and developed severe depression as a teenager so there was little chance in high school. I also ended up secluded in college so now I am here.

>>33370064
M
I can't think of anything.

>>33370068
>Yes, but sometimes that adds a weird stress where.

iron sharpens iron

>>33370062
do it jiggle tho

>>33370066
>My aunt and uncle
>Couple
Uh

>>33370071
Huh
>>33370074
Most people don't think anyway

>>33370073
just get one bro

>>33370077
You don't call your uncle's wife your aunt?

>>33370062
Why did I immediately know this was the UK lmao
There are two blokes in my area who do this actually (though usually topless and off their nut). One is usually playing happy hardcore/gabber, the other is on the acid house/techno

>>33370064
M
I always find it embarrassing telling partners that I'm really fucking into feet

>>33369842

because monster is one of the few good drinks n the ultra white one is absolute gas. (and the ultra strawberry dreams one.) dr. pepper is sorta meh

>>33370060
You'll either figure it out and find some chick that lets you get away with shit or continue to fuck up. It happens.

>>33370070
tell me about it
>>33370072
no. don’t believe in dating or love

>>33370073
Me but 26 going on 27

>>33370079
How, I barely have a life and don't have any friends.

>>33370080
No

>>33370086
how have they responded?

>>33370073
Work on the mental health and meeting new people

>>33370087
>monster switches their marketting strategy to appeal to women
>women now drink literal death in a can nonstop

fucking amazing

>>33370090
are you me?
>>33370091
i don't know either

>>33370073
What are you actually willing to try?

>>33370097
what do you mean by this

>>33370086
try being a chick and want to put your bf toes in your mouth. guys are not as receptive as if you were holding her ankles snd pressed her soles against your cheeks or sucked a toe

>>33370095

trusttt it's good i promise ㅠㅠ

try the peach rehab one if u don't drink energy drinks

>>33370088
I don't want to be with anyone else, just want to try fix things with her but I fear that she's lost feelings and moved on
I wish I'd never met her, or anyone

>>33370064
F. I've been to urgent care/the ER for masturbation-related accidents more times than you can count on one hand.

>>33370098
How much work are you willing to put in?

alprazolam and monster energy for dinner.
yay or nay?

i can hear my hair growing

>>33370105
That's pretty funny but I don't think most guys would care desu. Would you mind sharing more?

>>33370107
Have the monster in the morning after breakfast...

>>33370105
Im going to need more details

>>33370096
>are you me?
its possible

Is it embarrassing or is it normal that sometimes my nipples don't get hard on their own, they need a little pinch or something sometimes

>>33370108
>>33370112
she's brought it up before and she's probably uglier than you guys think

>>33370108
It's definitely at least embarrassing to admit in person, if not straight up mortifying. Most are because of losing my grip on small objects. A couple times from almost killing myself with breathplay.

Women, did he apologize for what he did?

>>33370064
F
Tried to kms
Post here sometimes
Talk to myself a lot

>>33370114
why are you telling us about your nipples?

>>33369928

cup size or meow meow color

>>33370114
Probably normal.

>>33370118
what do you talk about

I just shaved my face and I no longer look like an incel freak faggit chud piece of shit retard ugly monster

>>33370117
None of them do.

>>33370064
M
Self harm

>>33370117
he said 'faget abouttt it'

>>33370126

twinsies

may i ask where?

>>33370114
If I were dating a girl like that I could certainly provide the help you need

Idk if it's normal, but nipple hardness isn't the direct female arousal equivalent

>>33370118
Need me a yapper gf

>>33370104
That's the disability tho.

>>33370125
I'm sorry for what i did

>>33370128
Chest, I cut down to the fat once, that was a little scary

what do i even say to a hot guy who doesn't know i exist just to get him to make me feel good?

>>33370126
some girls would comfort you, pet you and try to make you feel safe, supported and happy

>>33370124
thats good man

>>33370107

add blueberries or fruit !!

>>33370131
NTA but I hate when people type like that

>>33370115
That's rude as fuck, but probs true. Most guys probably picture anime black girls.

>>33370134
how did that happen?

>>33369894
I slurped inside my head.

M and F, rate what i'm listening too rn

>>33370132
What did u do

>>33370143
M
Unfathomably based

>>33370141
Actual razor blades go through flesh like butter

>>33370143
M
Like a 4

>>33370134
real

i went batshit crazy one time n cut vertically down my thigh (hoooooooorible decision, do NOT cut vertical) shit calmed me down but bled like a bitch :c

hope your better now !!

>>33369960
Yeah.

>>33370123
It is more like I talk to my cats but really it is to myself
About everything!

>>33370144
I didnt wash my hands after i took a pee

>>33370118
>tfw no depressed channer yapping gf
why live

>>33370143
Nice vintage. What year is it?

>>33370089
>no. don’t believe in dating or love

yeah you're autistic

>>33370135
"Hi"

>>33370155
>What year is it?
the upload? 2012

>Several reputable fringe scientists beginning to tentatively discuss the ideas I've been spreading across scientific archives for months.
>Half of them are going nuts trying to explain the ideas
Time to slam this 80 page dick on the table.

>>33370143
not bad.

>>33370115
>uglier than you guys think
Gonna need pics or didn't happen
>>33370116
Damn. Do you have a reputation now or have the doctors kept quiet?

Women you get a call saying your bf/husband just got arrested. What crime would he have had to commit for you to NOT leave him?

>>33370149
going to need more details.
like wtfffff how would you know that

>>33370143
Why not just listen to the original?

nightcore versions suck

>>33370153
gross. please go be horrible to yourself. thats disgusting

>>33370155
>>33370158
>2012
>vintage
dios mio...

>>33370136
I don't think it will ever not embarrass me. No matter how I try to reinvent, it would always be there to dispel the illusion. I know girls tend to to be supportive, or at least ignore it. But it's how I feel.

>>33370159
Rickposter, we know it's you.
Are you ever going to post real cock on /soc/ or just be smarmy and whiney until mods dislike you again?

>>33370153
kys

>>33370131
More like Jessica McBabe, I like her videos
Are you calling me disabled wtf
The ADHD meds they gave me did nothing so I'm not convinced I have it desu (even though I was diagnosed)
>>33370143
based nightcore enjoyer

>>33370168
nta but do we know its size and color

>>33370165
>>33370169
I'm going to touch you with it >:3

Methinks that insanity comes in many blushes

>>33370162
Murdering sneako in self defence

>>33370168
It's more fun when you don't give him a (You) because then he starts whining that nobody's giving him a (You).

>>33370161
I changed which urgent care I go to after the first few times.

>>33370168
>>33370171
1. I post random cartoons, among.

2. No and you'll never know (big)

>>33370180
>(big)
why is it always the bpd schizos...

>>33370170
>Are you calling me disabled wtf
Yes.
>The ADHD meds they gave me did nothing so I'm not convinced I have it desu (even though I was diagnosed)
Were they a depressant?

>>33370182
No one would date them otherwise

>>33370163
?
lol wdym?

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i was there for a minute and i saw her face
i saw her face and i got chills down my body because
she was maybe related to her
and i cant forget now
its in my body
and thats not a lie at all
it was in my body and it came up again
and it wont go away i have to see her again
because she reminds me of her
and that has to be finished soon or im gonna get old and she will forget about me
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dod this
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>>33370183
No they were a stimulant
But I also had to take an antidepressant, mood stabiliser and sometimes antipsychotic on top for the bipolar
Tried calibrating the meds, could no longer afford the psych, gave up

women i literally growl like a dog when i'm frustrated and sleep on the floor. am i really so undateable?

I scratched my balls a little too much and it actually burned when i went to showr :(

I hate women so much.

Women will you buy me a wii u for my birthday?

>>33370193
I want to comfort you, press your face in my bussom and soothe you with my voice. i am so sorry, that is one of the saddest things i have ever heard. you know

this is the truth now so dont forget
she saw me and wanted my attention
and i saw her and was reminded of someone else
and that was just the beginning which i see now
it was something else
that was me seeing you and that was me seeing the thing i saw in the mirror that day which was between my eyes
and i saw her in that way and i dont need her
i dont want her

i saw my own face in her face and now i need to see her eyes looking at my own
and i need to see an angel too between my own eyes and the two things in the mirror which are just reflections of me but darker
and thats not a lie im gointg t o so to sit esee that agaign i have toa se ethat a please plealsegp papllelapel lap[lleplease
and thats thats like have it

>>33370191

growling is a little odd but sleeping on the floor is totally normal i do that too!!

>>33370198
>if you are a femanon
thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
>if you are a manon
thats the gayest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Some men are just so perfect and unattainable you start to see the appeal of being a single mom

I appreciate you insane schizos, you’re very interesting to me

>>33370200
really? you don't let out a real grrrrrr when something happens? it's really cathartic, you should try it sometime. i understand why dogs do it, anyway

>>33370202
Bruh...
>>33370203
Go back

>>33370190
Maybe someday you'll be able to be normal or accepted.

>>33370205
I’ve been here longer than you

>>33370207
My dick is bigger tho

>>33370206
Maybe someday I'll also win a million dollars
It is what it is, no use crying about it

>>33370208
That is probably not true either, sorry

>>33370202
already a single mom

hence why th is is me >>33370201

>>33370204 (puppy man)

how would my throat make grr noise ? best i can do is a "rrrr" that sounds like a really smooth car engine. my voice is too high for this shit.

suck my fuckin dick then. oh you wont? then stfu whore stfu whore thats stfu WHORE

STHST SA WHORE SHWORE WHORE HOW WHROE TAHTS AI T IT ITI T AHTAT SI T YO UHAVE TO SUC KMY PENIS HAHAHHA THATS IT I TH AHAHAH IT HA AH AH A
it hnwas and
tha

diamonds are something you never do see
it was something inside of a prism of scree
thats scree which is something i saw long ago
in a movie or something, a show.

I'm doing this for eyes, pointed at me, i tell myself all the time
but why oh why, would attention come from a product in rhyme?
i only know answers, I think what I see
so that's all you get now suck my dick bitch

>>33370197
His birthday is coming up. And so is mine

>>33370215

i luv my wii

>>33370219
I have one too. Neat lil system.

>>33370214
Who are you mad at

>>33370213 (certified goober)
maybe some people are not meant to growl. have you considered taking up gardening instead?

thinking the only way to have children is to become a single mother. How do I know who to choose to give me his child? should I just go with someone really hot?

>>33370232
quit bein a baby and just date a guy wtf

>>33370232
Grow up

>>33370213
btw WHY puppy man and not dog man, i'm gonna think about your word choice all night

>>33370233
>>33370234
dating sucks ill just choose a hot guy to get me pregnant c;

>>33370232
Just become a hooker
Might as well get paid to take random dick raw.

>>33370232
Yeah a one night stand with a rich hot guy is the best move right now. Years of dealing with a subpar moid who'd give subpar children in a marriage isn't worth the investment anymore. The attractive genes alone would set chad's kid for life

>>33370236
Reminds me of my ex telling me it’s okay we don’t use protection because she wouldn’t tell me if she got pregnant

>>33370238
i dont want continous sex nor to get paid i just want a baby. i just need to make sure to have sex one time or two once i get pregnant ill ghost him or make sure he doesn’t hear from me again

>>33370236
yeah i mean i can't really fault you for that, i hate dating too although i don't have the luxury of being able to be impregnated

>>33370240
finally someone who understands!! i think the same
>>33370241
yea thats my plan. would never tell the guy im pregnant

>>33370230
i do garden!!

>>33370243
Yeah, you're totally not going to fuck up that kid at all.
Also many women have to try for a while to get pregnant.

>>33370246
Ok well you’re fucking weird

>>33370245
>don't have the luxury of being able to be impregnated

are you a man or infertile?

>>33370248
ill try many times until i get pregnant. and ill give my child the best life

>>33370235
u give puppy not dog.

dog man is.. aggressive. puppy man is just silly like that

>>33370252
Doesn't really matter what you do, he's gonna be fucked up if he doesn't have a dad.

>>33370250
i thought it was mans dream ti impregnate and dirch the girl

>>33370257
Maybe very young men. Not true for most.

>>33370256
children dont need fathers? the fuck

>>33370240
>The attractive genes alone would set chad's kid for life
Bro is much more likely to become an incel if he has a single mom regardless of "chad genes" kek

>>33370257
No wtf

Men, what's the wildest thing you've done for a date or ex?

>>33370259
Being raised by a single mother pretty much guarantees that a kid is going to be extremely fucked up.

>>33370264
not true

>>33370266
It is undeniably true.

>>33370252
a man
>>33370253
>>33370247
that's true, i am not aggressive just very untamed. so you garden, huh? what do have growing right now? i don't really garden but i do sometimes like to let sealed things rot on my desk because fungi are kinda cool

>>33370260
Not if the kid is a girl

>>33370262
Nothing. I've been on about ten first dates from dating apps and that is the full extent of my dating experience.

>>33370268
no. i have friends who grew up with single dads and are fucked up in the head. they grew up going to grandmas and aunties because the father wasn’t able to provide emotional needs and nurture.

>>33370272
Yes, you can end up fucked up in all sorts of ways, but it's practically guaranteed if you're raised by a single mother.

>>33370270
She'll have daddy issues though kek

>>33370262
I stalked a girl for over 2 years.

>>33370182
In fairness I'm just having fun.

The people who come to 4chan and act like it's some autistic illuminati are the real nutcases, if you ask me.

>>33370275
Daddy issues come from the dad being present lol

>>33370271
:/ so you didn't like those women.
>>33370276
Ummmmmm

>>33370273
I don't think it's guaranteed at all desu, it depends on a lot of factors
I think if you have an abusive single mother though and predisposition for mental illness you're pretty fucked

>>33370280
>Ummmmmm
Dw she liked it.

>>33370281
It's very rare for someone to be raised by a single mother and not be fucked up.

How can i mend torn leather

>>33370269

blehhh fungi kind of creep me out. what are they??? meaty flesh plants..

hydrangeas, hyacinths, rosemary, pepper, watermint, perilla, cucumber, pumpkin, persimmon tree, angdu (don't know the name in english) tree, a bunch of other flowers. i have like over 60 plants i take care of in and outside the house but I'm too sleepy to think of all of that right now.

>>33370280
They didn't like me, for the most part. There was one that I didn't want to see again but with most of them it was the other way around.

https://strawpoll.com/wby5QmjLkyA
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXv7Rxye

>>33370285
You can't, it's skin so if it tears that's it. You can try to glue it back together but it's eventually tear again. Don't sew because that'll just create holes that'll also tear

>>33370282
Are women turned on by a single man stalking them? Or do women only think it's hot when their stalker is married to another woman?

>>33370277
ok but what's the length x girth

>>33370291
It doesn’t have to look pretty

>>33370283
I want to refute this but anecdotally I see the trend kek
Though I think some of that is birds of a feather

>>33370293
Only moids would find being stalked by the opposite gender attractive

>>33370285
How is it torn?

Nobody tell her.

>>33370297

>>33370278
Or they can be from the dad being absent
My sis is dating a much older guy, my ex also had an absent father and I'm a fair bit older...

>>33369977
I've never left a woman for another. Maybe I'm weird, but I need at least 3-4 months between. Sometimes a year or more.

>>33370293
Women carry pepper spray and pocket knives on them for one specific purpose and men will still ask retarded questions like this

>>33370293
It's only hot if he's actually attractive and not threatening.

>>33369990
Built for bbc

>>33370301
>Sometimes a year or more
That doesn't sound weird, that sounds normal to me
People who can go from a serious relationship and suddenly start dating/sleeping with other people weird me out

>>33369977
Literally anything
Too bad women hate men

>>33369796
M

I drank breast milk over three pregnancies, didn't think it was a big deal honestly

>>33370300
>My sis is dating a much older guy, my ex also had an absent father and I'm a fair bit older...
More women are going for older men because zoomer boys are mentally and financially set back by 10 years more than previous generations

>>33370303
Women carry their stupid half-assed weapons because they're incapable of taking anything seriously. Get a gun you stupid cunts.

>>33369917
>there are moids itt who've fucked more than a single digit number of non-hooker women and they won't post their face or arms...
Why is that surprising? Were you assuming Chads are stupid?

>>33370286
wow, sounds like a big garden. where the heck do you live? is it late there?
>meaty flesh plants
not even! they're more like animals than plants, but way different from either. they're their own thing, and they're cool as all get out!! but they ARE creepy, that's for sure. there's this fun fungus that looks like a bleeding tooth, pic rel

>>33370312
Data miners getting lazy

>>33370312
i thought chads were whores

>>33370309
My sister's boyfriend is a lovely guy but pretty immature and broke
I am also immature and broke
Girls with daddy issues are not dating older just for practical reasons kek
I'm just saying lacking one parent - whether the mother or the father - does have an effect on kids growing up, you can't deny that

>>33370308
How do you even request it

>>33369917
His aren't that impressive. They're sparing you.

Why am I thinking about her again? She was so good to me.

>>33370311
You’ve never been maced or stabbed

>>33370276
kind of romantic, ngl

>>33370009
Have you tried dating women?

>>33369917
I've posted my arms and my dick on 4chan before, but I won't do it again.

>>33370319
ma ma
*hand squeeze motion

I am trying to carry out conversations with three women at once. Need to figure out how to get a Hispanic lady to shut up, flirt with a black girl, and convince a Chinese girl to bear my 9001 IQ children

>>33370322
Idk. Let it out man.

using toilet chemicals as bubble bath juice

>>33370327
>but I won't do it again.
why not

>>33370332
Right on

>>33370322
how was she good to you?

>>33370329
>I am trying to carry out conversations with three women at once
Good luck with that man
Just talking to one exhausts me

>>33370333
Because why would I ever do anything a foid might appreciate?

>>33370337
i thought straight men loved women

>>33370329
Where do you even meet those?

>>33370339
Sure, but women hate men.

>>33370314
i just closed the tap and fucking threw my shit across my room holy. please don't send photos like that i have horrible trypophobia ㅠㅠ

yes it's now midnight here, and guess where i live !!

Men are sad tonight.
Do you need motivation?

>>33370290
Lmao the wording of that second poll is so passive aggressive

>>33370342
yeah because they won't post their face or arms

>>33370345
>Men are sad tonight
Nothing to be happy about
>Do you need motivation
Nothing to be motivated about
Going to take a nap, eat some chips then play video game

>>33370345
this made me sad

>>33370347
It's more than that.

>>33370351
or their dick

>>33370232
Finding someone willing to coparent with you is part of the litmus test of whether you should become a parent.

>>33370345
>Do you need motivation?
Yes... need me some boobies to fondle
>le sigh

>>33370353
It's far more than what men will or will not post.

(f) why are men so depressed?

>>33370322
We are all curious how women can be memorable

>>33370357
i will forgive as long as they post

>>33370358
No boobies to fondle.

>>33370349
*headpats*

>>33370358
See >>33370342

>>33370345
I really am.
Zero motivation.
I can't even engage tonight.

Your pic made me lopsided grin tho.

>>33370246
>yea thats my plan. would never tell the guy im pregnant
Why not get those child support payments?

men, what made the one that got away so special?

>>33370367
Huge tits

>>33370361
then get girlfriend ?

>>33370367
I already talked about her yesterday. Stop making me sad.

>>33370367
She knew me as I know myself
Like my other hand

>>33370369
>then get girlfriend ?
I'm trying but femanon won't give me a chance :/

>>33370370
what was special about her?

>>33370266
Look at how fatherlessness destroyed black communities.

>>33370363
but not all women hate men ? :cc (the ones that aren't lunatic nazi hitler heiling racist rapists are good)

>>33370367
Both of mine are smart and weird so that makes them easy to pine for.
But in the end they are probably better women to admire from afar than to try to be in a relationship with. Themselves and their career will always come first.

Is sex a good birthday gift for men?

Some talk of Alexander, of Hector and Lysander and such great names as these. But if all the world's brave heroes, there's none who can compare to the tow, row, row, row, row, row of the British grenadiers.

Girls, do you agree?

>>33370345
>Do you need motivation?
She is my motivation.

>>33370358
We're a little pointless in the modern world.

>>33370373
I daid stop dammit.

>>33370297
You don't read much women's lit, do you?

>>33370372
who?

if no work, skip and move onto next!!

>>33370376
Women's behavior suggests otherwise.

>>33370345
Didn't know your dream girl was a fattie

>>33370343
>i just closed the tap and fucking threw my shit across my room holy
gotcha :D
>yes it's now midnight here, and guess where i live !!
well you must be somewhere on the east coast of the US/canada i suppose, based on my own time, unless you're in south america (might be very possible). so, big garden, pumpkins, fear of mushrooms. my guess? ohio. they LOVE pumpkins in ohio.

>>33370371
:c

>>33370384
Anyone with DD cups

>>33370316
>i thought chads were whores
It's still stupid to post your hand or dick on the internet. Especially 4chan.

>>33370358
This is an awful time to be a young guy.

>>33370358
Men in general?
They bought into a fantasy perpuated by decades of marketing and failed to apply any critical thinking skills to reality. Now they feel cheated that they didn't get the shiny prize at the bottom of the box of cereal and there's nothing they can do about it.

Me personally? It's just been a rough day reminiscent of years past and you can't tell your emotional response that things are different now. Or you can, but it doesn't help.

>>33370383
The men in romance novels and fics are gods, moid stalkers irl are incels

>>33370364
Atta boy.

>>33370387
mm you were right about the east coast part.

u know who else loves pumpkins? koreans!!!!

>>33370372
Have you even tried?

>>33370388
It’s alright. The pain is gone, replaced by a warm and soothing sweetness that I carry with me. I know I’ll feel it again

>>33370396
Yeah

>>33370345
Chris Chan's dream woman was his mom

>>33370347
I have loads though
>>33370358
Lack of purpose
>>33370362
:3
>>33370367
She was pretty epic
>>33370378
Wrap urself like a present

>>33370349
I have more Russian techno that I put on while driving through industrial areas while rocking my biceps to feel like a gangster for you.

https://youtu.be/GCptwLMWemY?si=vcUDDcTw6cOtZXRs
https://youtu.be/MSnIKmhBVkE?si=09Vif4umS04iqmpL

>>33370392
u sound smart, also another question, why do guys like hitler so much? like it's not even historical fascination, i get that part, but they praise him so much

>>33370400
Game is game

>>33370358
Probably because testosterone has declined by 50%
Test feels amazing.

>>33370403
>u sound smart
He just told you what you wanted to hear.

>>33370392
wife troubles?

>>33370395
is that true? are you a korean? perhaps a student in a college? or perhaps you're one of the married women that haunts this general. new york?

>>33370393
nah I bet pretty much all stalkers have more sex than, let's say, computer programmers
being low-inhib enough to stalk women IRL is gonna lead to sex no matter what

protip: if your mind is overanalitical it gives females the ick

>>33370409
>being low-inhib enough to stalk women IRL is gonna lead to sex no matter what
You mean rape

>>33370367
She actually wasn't, but she was my first, and she has NPD (diagnosed), so the love bombing was insane.

>>33370405
How does more test make you feel better? For me it increases the feeling of being like a wild animal trapped in a small cage, like you need to shake the bars and try to get out

>>33370336
The Brazilian one is driving me nuts by herself. We're not even pursuing a relationship because she doesn't get here until 2027. We're just international penpals now.
>>33370341
Black girl on Hinge. Brazilian and Chinese immigrant on OkCupid, which is a phenomenal place to go if you want if you want a foreign bride but also has a lot of solid Americans if you can catch their interest. Highly recommend because the free version is actually functional and probably more useful for most people than Tinder. Hinge is better in a vacuum, but it's a lot easier to get matches on OkCupid.

>>33370408
guuuulp so many questions... yes i'm korean. no, ny scares me with its smells and people and filth.

>>33370410
It doesn’t if you know how to sell yourself

>>33370367
She was the real life industrial goth version of OP pic middle row fourth down. Legitimately magical to watch her exist. Undeniably cool chick.

The other one was less of a clean getaway so I'm not sure if she counts. But she's literally the perfect balance of crazy/wise wholesome/degenerate easy/challenging. Beautiful.

what's the gender ratio here?
i'm new

>>33370403
nta
i'd wager it's because we don't really have strong leaders anymore, the utopia that was promised by people in the aftermath never manifested, and all of our leaders are weak, feckless and retarded. there are plenty of other leaders that could serve just as well, but hitler/nazism is talked about CONSTANTLY because it is treated by previous generations as something archetypally evil

Women, do you have a problem with male-oriented things?

>>33370419
We're all men. :^)

>>33370367
>no man will ever regret that I got away since I'm always the one chasing
Fuck this rollercoaster.

>>33370378
Special sex, yeah. Plus a thoughtful trinket.

For me the perfect gift is one I'll use, I'll love, and never buy myself.

>>33370393
Well you just conceded it's a hot idea.

>>33370419
all female because no one has any dicks to post

>>33370419
Like 10 to 1, ish.

>>33370416
computer, triangulate >her location. beam the front of her house onto my computer screen. enhance. computer, deliver pumpkins to her house anonymously.

>>33370420
:c

>>33370294
Only one way any woman gets that info out of me.

She has acid.

>>33370429
send me persimmons too pretty pleaseee

>>33370410
This man speaks the true

>>33370403
Hi kitten poster. You have to realize guys on 4chan are not normies.

>>33370435
Well, there is Kanye.

>>33370426
The stalking itself isn't hot, hot men just make anything hot, otherwise a lot of the things they can get away with are repulsive

Men have no zero understanding of women

>>33370415
Idk, I feel like meeting someone on dating apps is doomed from the start. Has it ever actually worked out for you? Why do you want a foreign bride?

>>33370437
based honesty

>>33370298
Like a strap on my bag is almost halfway cut

>>33370435
?

did i miss a crucial social cue

>>33370403
I told you last time.
No good comes from asking that question.

>>33370430
for the record i'm not a nazi or hitler idealizer, just pointing out that any hitler worship is probably just a result of the (very intentional) destruction of masculinity
>>33370433
so greedy! persimmons are an underrated fruit, it's honestly weird that there's just a neutral-tasting sweet fruit. do koreans really like persimmons, too?

What causes the cultural phenomenon of men being nonchalant with women they are dating? In Europe they happily compliment, show affection, etc

>>33370441
I'm not really knowledgeable on this, but can you simply replace the whole strap?

>>33370444

uhhmmmmm (i don't understand pls elaborate im a little slow)

nathan?

>>33370446
They’re being petty over internet memes

>>33370438
You're really a lot more predictable than you think.

>>33370403
>u sound smart
Thanks. Not quite smart enough tho.

>why do guys like hitler so much?
No idea, really. Best answer is that they don't understand him. He was a pathetic opportunistic insecure twat.
I suspect a large portion of them are being contrarian fuckwits.
Some are probably legitimately idiots swayed by cheap political manipulations made obvious close to a century ago.

That said, people often talk about the negative things about Hitler but they forget something: Say what you want about the guy, but he killed Hitler.

>>33370446
Women will leave if you seem interested.

>>33370414
Well, what is your cage? Low test is a major predictor of depression. That's why so many steroid users an hero after a cycle because their t-levels crash.

>>33370446
>What causes the cultural phenomenon of men being nonchalant with women they are dating?
"the ick"

>>33370446
It's American culture.
Have you ever heard the saying "Whoever cares more, loses?"
Sums up the American approach to love and romance.
Americans are to sex/love as the British are to cuisine.

>>33370445
yes!!!! we luv persimmons you'll see the trees everywhere in rural korea. so sad i needa wait until fall tho ㅠㅠ

>>33370446
you mean they feel chill with the people they are dating?

Retard hours, I’m out

>>33370406
>He just told you what you wanted to hear.
Nah. Nobody wants to hear the truth.

>>33370427
I'd post my dick if only femanons would look at it. Sadly, there's no such guarantee.

>>33370407
>wife troubles?
Not the way you'd imagine.

>>33370437
It isn't hot that a hot man would find you stalkable?

>>33370462
>muh harsh truths
Thank you for letting me know to discard any further input from you.

>>33370449
Are you the cat poster?
I told you that asking why they hate jews or love Nazi stuff only leads to schizo shit and rants. You will also only get insulted.
No good comes from that question. Look it up yourself if you care, although it's not satisfying, as it doesn't truly explain their hatred.

Asking that question won't get you any good answers.
Just don't let their hatred become yours, ever. And be open to those who are curious or willing to talk.
That's all you can do.

>>33370410
>protip: if your mind is overanalitical it gives females the ick
Protip for your protip: Women can't actually read your mind. If you're giving women the ick, it's not your mind, it's your actions.
Your actions are a choice.

>>33370438
>Men have no zero understanding of women
>no zero
A negative times a negative is a positive ;)

>>33370466
Yes but that's because he's hot. If a non-hot man found me stalkable I'd call the police as soon as I found out

>>33370367
She was the only girl I ever asked out

>>33370367
Beautiful red hair, smart, and an artist. Neither of us were allowed to date until we 18, and she was a year older than me. I've talked to her a couple times recently, but she's in a committed relationship. I'd probably have a good chance if the other guy kicked the bucket, though.
>>33370439
I don't want a foreign bride and already turned down two Filipinas. Just letting people here know if they're interested in that type of thing. For my own part, I have made serious progress with three nice girls (date on Friday with one, and another one is chomping at the bit), and I am talking to several others.
My uncle met his wife online, but that was a long time ago on a boomer site.

>>33370458
comfy! it's hard to imagine there being a rural korea, korea makes me think of dense, packed apartments but i guess there is more than just seoul were you born in korea or is your senpai just deeply korean? i like cozy ruralness, that's where i hope i end up one of these days. i can live in a kennel in a small town...

>>33370419
Historically, repeated surveys clocked in at roughly 20% female. Not sure of current numbers.

>>33370406
Truthnuke.

>>33370468
cat poster? like, photos of cats or a name or..?

i may not be who you think i am

>>33370446
Nightingale, how do you know about European men, and our approach to dating?

>>33370472
with time they get to know you and they get to know how your mind works

if you think that you are some super genius who can deceive everyone around him then I have some very bad news for you

>>33370483
Oh, carry on then.
Listen to what I said or not. Up to you.

>>33370477
>that pic
a lot of food tastes like wet paper since that damn girl came into my life. I remember trying to eat with her and it was like the food all turned to mud.

>>33370367
childhood friend for over a decade. same exact cultural diet. matched each other's freak completely. wanted the same things out of life. personalities have perfect chemistry, we can keep each other endlessly amused with just banter and small talk, part of the reason why we had been friends for so long.
oh well.

>>33370463
moids have already seen your dick in the lockers and restrooms. now whip it out

Femanon, would you helicopter your bf's dick given the opportunity?

>>33370446
Long standing tradition of mislearning important life lessons and applying them for their entire life without determining if they actually help.

>>33370478
>senpai
LOL

not gonna share tooooo much about myself but no i was born in the us (not an illegal) ((please don't rat me out)) n im fully korean.

oof seoul is too busy for me, i personally couldn't stand living there when i stayed for a month

>>33370467
You can disregard truth all you want.

Cold still doesn't exist.

>>33370496
Holy shit you’re a loser. You are on an anime imageboard. You aren’t some grand diviner of truth and justice, you’re a 45 year old manchild who’s crowning achievement is sounding like an angsty teenager recording yourself having sex for a community of 20 (at most) people.

>>33370485
>with time they get to know you
Yeah. I think you might be misjudging the source of the ick.

>>33370446
I'll give you a hint about understanding men. Think about it pragmatic terms and only pragmatic terms. If you were strictly calculating, not emotional, think about you would end up at the conclusions you observe.

>>33370499
his words triggered your insecurity

>>33370431
so you have a small dick?

Okay i have a unique question:
Women, how do i get a gf?

>>33370503
Nah, I’m just grumpy and wanted to blast an easy target lol, plus nothing I said was wrong

>>33370496
C'mon give me a chance to post the Navy Seals pasta already.

>>33370490
>lockers
I didn't play any sports, I was/am a nerd.
>restrooms
Urinals aren't very common here.

>>33370499
He cheated in his wife and did other rerarded nigger shit.
You shouldn't reply to him at all. His trip makes it easier to ignore at least

>>33370505
talking to them is usually a good start i think.

>>33370506
The recordings youre thinking of arent MKG so you are wrong.

>>33370232
Basing it on attractiveness is not a great idea
Base it on intelligence or something instead, or at least prioritize that

(I am considering becoming a single father to have kids myself, if I can't find anyone in the next few years.)

>>33370494
don't rat you out for not being illegal? if you insist. sorry if i'm intruding, i'm very high with zero self-awareness rn :D i am deeply american and do not leave the country, but i'm trapped in LA at the moment and i do not like it one bit. cities suck. my real true hope one day is to just go off grid in the wilderness of the rockies and live like a 19th century trapper

>>33370512
Oh no, the egg on my face

>>33370436
Is Kanye a normie?

>>33370262
I once paid for (part of) a vacation for me and a friend I was kind of interested in and then she backed out, and I didn't get refunded. Was like a thousand dollars

>>33370504
Tiny brown slug

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!!

>>33370511
But i dont know what to say to them to turn them into my gf

>>33370487
As my post demonstrates, things are going okay for me, but I'd still probably gouge out an eye to be with my redheaded girl.
She's been on my mind constantly for about 8.5 years. I remember exactly where we were and what she was wearing when I first mustered up the courage to talk to her in high school.
>>33370493
jpg for ants

>>33370505
First, you need to get a tripcode. Women get wet as soon as they see male feminist opinions with !! in the name field.

>The best part of my day is taking my bra off when I get home
I didn't realize how sad that is until typing it out.

I don’t want to be cynical but maybe love isnt in the cards for me. There’s a reason I’m 26 and have no relationships to show for any of my time trying

>>33370521
have you tried being yourself

>>33370524
Okay, now what do i do

>>33370509
god you guys are boring. is it at least big

>>33370499
>crowning achievement is sounding like an angsty teenager recording yourself having sex
That *still* wasn't me.

My grand achievement was a spoken complex sentence, quipped in a zoo parking lot. It stopped a writing professor dead in his tracks who slowly looked up in amazement and told me it was beautiful.

It's probably the only time or place my rare, useless, genius level ability could ever be appreciated.

>You aren’t some grand diviner of truth
"Every living thing knows the difference between good and evil."
I don't "divine " sheeit. 2+2=4 It's clear and everyone knows it. But delusion sells.

>and justice
dafuq? I look Kryptonian to you?

Why doesn’t my body understand, that I don’t like him, I’m just lonely?

>>33370515 (america yaaa)
tyy!!

real, cities do suck. i can kind of see why they're so romanticized but man they scare me ㅠㅠ. noises startle me so easily, plus the bright lights, plus the hundreds of people.. i honestly couldn't live in a place like that.

>>33370490
>>33370529
Fuck off

>>33370526
26 is a very young age to throw in the towel. Haven't you only been trying for a couple months?

>>33370528
ew you milk men that's gay

>>33370367
>10/10 although not as much my type now
>no piercings
>didn't wear makeup
>didn't wear nail polish
>vegan
>wore pretty skirts
>lots of shared interests
>autistic INFP vibes
>same cultural background
>kind of same ethnic background
>creative
>didn't smoke or do drugs or drink alcohol underage
>perfect body
>long hair
>childhood friend, kind of, except we weren't that close as children so it wasn't weird
>good chemistry

Almost literally perfect. And in some ways she's even more my type now.

>>33370525
Grope

>>33370521
mm depends on where and who this is. school? work? random girl at a bar? (not recommended)

>>33370531
maybe your body knows better
than you can put it into words

>>33370534
I’ve been “trying” for years I just stopped being passive about it now

>>33370533
Why are you replying for me?
>>33370529
>big
It's above average.
>boring
I don't see your tits anywhere, so that cuts both ways.

>>33370477
If you don‘t go for foreign girls specifically, how come they all are?

>>33370525

no literally they're so uncomfy

Femanon how do I get a girlfriend with large chesticles?

>>33370532
i just hate being surrounded by people. and all the cement everywhere, not a lot of trees. there's no real seasonal variation here in southern california, well not unless you're up in the mountains, so it's just gray and hot all the time. i go out for daily walks, and i will say night walks in LA are very cozy. but that's the only redeemable quality it is. how about maine? i feel like maine would have korean pumpkin gardeners

>>33370542
I'm not, I'm just telling her to fuck off.

>>33370520
>brown
That explains some things.

are lonely people more romantic

>>33370539
Why does my body want someone who does not respect me

>>33370526
That might be true, but you're not the same person you were years ago, and you won't be the same person you are years from now. I personally don't rule out anything no matter how bleak things seem in the present.”

>>33370551
Only sometimes.

>>33370522
>jpg for ants
Ah. It expanded easily on my phone.
My bad.

>>33370540
Honestly, I would've asked you out if this wasn't 4chan. And passively "trying" doesn't sound very convincing.

>>33370533
moids beg for female attention and then do nothing to actually deserve it
>>33370542
catposter already posted her tits. when was the last time anyone here posted their dick

>>33370548
thank you! so sweet

>>33370522
Why did it not work out?

>>33370548
Mine aren't that heavy...

Women would you let your bf try on your bra?

>>33370559
I was mostly improving myself during that time thats why I say it’s passive but it was all towards one goal and obviously during that time I would take any opportunity I could to meet new people

>>33370560
My dick is too small lole

>>33370552
because somebody who'd respect you would give you an ick

>>33370551
>are lonely people more romantic
It's a matter of opinion, see:
>>33370548

>>33370560
I wonder if AI will be able to identify my dick one day and link it to my identity.
Like some day, my wife's phone might autoscan the surroundings for "automated safety check" and it flags my dick as suspicious for far-right content

>>33370567
No I fell in love with someone who respected me but that didn’t work out

>>33370526
I had my first gf at 27.
Life will surprise you.

>>33370236
>dating sucks ill just choose a hot guy to get me pregnant c;

Chad usually gets his sperm tubes tied, stupid cunt.

>>33370563
Perfect for pushing them up with thumbs with the other 4 fingers up your back

>>33370560
I never begged for shit.

>>33370573
>Chad usually gets his sperm tubes tied, stupid cunt
Uhh. No we don't. Lol.

>>33370547

wrong coast, my state is around maryland or so. ugh ty for pointing that out. how can people bear to live in that cramped, hot place with barely any plants and straight plastic, metal, or cement everywhere? might just be my opinion but that feels so unnatural.

>>33370576
There are no chads on 4chan

>>33370574
lol how big are your hands?

>>33370560
>catposter already posted her tits
When the hell did that happen?

Women you wanna try this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtguOJh68wc

>>33370262
>Men, what's the wildest thing you've done for a date or ex?

Absolutely nothing, other than fuck their brains out.

>>33370551
yes

>>33370579
nta
Multiple college teammates posted on 4chinz. A fellow player and a coach actually had a conversation about anime at the end of practice one time.

>>33370587
Okay, there are no chads in Atoga. Now tell me about your convenient anecdotal evidence about how your basketball captain loves atoga.

>>33370579
Zyzz used to post

>>33370490
I've tried to seek affirmation and validation here before. It's like drinking diet soda and vodka when you're dying of dehydration.
How would you feel if you posted your body here and rather than getting praise or mocking they were entirely ignored?

Going to be boring tonight.

>>33370582
Big enough, baby.

>>33370584
yeah, that was cute

>>33370585
Based

>>33370569
most men don't have to worry about their dick ever being photographed by a woman even if she was their wife
>>33370575
i know you did stop lying

>>33370589
>basketball
Too soft of a sport for my taste.

>>33370564

depends on how big he is

>>33370592
doubt it

>>33370596
I didn't.

>>33370598
Big enough baby

>>33370507
Fine, goodnight you little bitch.

femanon, describe your perfect man

>>33370565
You've probably been on more dates by now than I have.

>>33370345
>Do you need motivation?

If you were here sitting on my face yeah.

>>33370577
maryland? what, are you a diplomat's kid or something? how the heck does a city-hating korean end up in the US anyway? you're a very mysterious person

>>33370598
Flat :(

>>33370590
Zyzz was a brown gay dwarf.

I have never been in a date in my entire life.
Or received a loving hug.
Much less a kiss.