Men what does a blowjob feel like?
Women what does a blowjob feel like?
How so I cope being fat.... 183/81
>>33369766Kind of warm and wet and vacuous, doesn't feel like much
>>33369758>whenever I see the hottest of black women pull the lamest of white guys I just feel so bad for themThey love it.
Femanon with DD cups (or more), would you be my gf?
>>33369773You are the reason G and H cup femanons do not post, my boy. You're scaring boobie hoes.
>>33369772You guys know this is engagement bait right? its the same as the egirls talking about how much the LOOOVE socially awkward nerdy boys
>>33369753I'm down bad for a half-japanese chick rn
It's seriously unhealthy, but yeah some of them can be super pretty. Wouldn't say I have yellow fever, because I'm only attracted to a small percent of Asians. I do find myself wildly attracted to North African women though. I've met some bombshell Egyptian girls frfr
femanons would you drain my fluids like a mutated portia labiata who has gained consciousness and is trying to go to space?
Blowing femanon up with a HESH tank round <3
>>33369779These queens belong to us.
>>33369766>Men what does a blowjob feel like?It feels like being smothered in love, like nothing could ever be wrong in the universe.
>>33369766M
Warm, wet, tingly. And like we're the only people in the world, and this is the only moment that has ever existed.
Do you think most normal women would let their husband try their breast milk?
>>33369778Then those femanons are too weak and sensitive for 4chan
>>33369796>normal womenNormal women in 2025 are bisexual and have had more sex with women than most men.
Odds are high.
>>33369798Then you don't deserve big boobie hoes if they can't house themselves on 4chan for you to talk to, nimrod.
Having a girlfriend is literally the best feeling in the world and its directly reddit's fault that you don't have ฮฟne.
>>33369804nah, this is the best feeling in the world
>>33369796I asked my friend if she tried her breast milk and she said no that'd feel like cannibalism. I didn't stop to ask her how she felt about breastfeeding her own kid after that
Gender,
How old were you in 2016?
>>33369815>data miners at it again
>>33369815forty long cocks
>>33369815I could drink for a small portion of 2016.
Alternatively, I could drink for all but a small portion of 2016.
>>33369816why are you so old?
>>33369821>>33369823>>33369824Why are you so young?
>>33369826This is the correct age range for 2016
>>33369829Because my parents waited till 30 to have children
>>33369815>2016 was 9 years agoFUCK
>>33369799>Normal women in 2025 are bisexual and have had more sex with women than most men.>Odds are high.This
>>33369829>correctIn what way?
leafy
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On vacation
Why do i keep having fucked up dreams even though I have the lowest stress in months? Last night some lady cutting her own face off, night before a field of people tied to crosses being buried alive in holes, wtf
>crave soda
>get a coke
>it's too sweet and I don't want to drink it anymore
why does this keep happening and why do women just slurp down dr. pepper and monster like it's water in comparison?
>>33369815I was 39 back then.
>>33369840he hit the wall so hard
>>33369829Because my dad tried to reverse baby trap my mom and my grandfather kept two rifles on the wall.
>>33369841dreams are random it just happens bro
>>3336983816 - 19 was the correct age range to be in 2016. Sorry i dont make the rules
Women, what kind of dessert is the perfect conclusion to a good dinner date?
>>33369849Hair cake nightmare flashbacks from this photo
>>33369772I met this really nice and cute black girl and we ended up fucking the next day. Now that a bit of time has passed I've realised I don't want to be in a relationship though and I'm pretty sure that's what she wants (she's Christian and said she hates situationships). I wish I was in the right place for a gf. Plus she has an insatiable libido. smhmyhead
>>33369842You know what drives me crazy is how the options for soda are either a 200 calorie drink that's too sweet or a 0 calorie drink loaded with artificial sweeteners. Like there's no such thing as a "slightly sweet" soda. I've tried some European sodas and they're damned good and only like 50-90 calories without being in smaller cans.
How come nothing ever happens
>>33369842There's tiny ones. And I love sugar water.
I got that bird in me.
>>33369852>christian>fucked one day after meeting
>>33369854The capitalist machine thrives on shadows and deceit
>>33369855Because I got a lot of love to give, but no one to give it to.
>>33369857My grandpa was a pastor and even he didn't wait until marriage. Blacks REALLY don't care about premarital sex. That's why the out-of-wedlock pregnancy rate is so high
>>33369857Yeah I was a bit confused too.
>>33369859But I mean in life, generally
Not like Ron Paul type shit happening but like literally nothing happens
>>33369851Good times
>>33369845Yeah, poor dude. He's rich as fuck though. iirc he was actually smart with his money and invested it almost the instant he started making youtube money
>>33369862It's also why every rapper can talk about murdering, drug dealing and pimping and still turn around and say he's a Christian
>>33369853I agree. something like a sprite-tea mix except at like 90 calories for a tall one would be ideal, but it just doesn't exist
>>33369841You're probably just sleeping in a bit instead of having to wake up from an alarm clock. Some sleep patterns are more conducive to having and remembering dreams than others.
>>33369852>she's ChristianDoes she wear a cross?
Anyway you could still both just fuck each other while you look for other people.
>>33369864Ohh
You have to make it happen
>>33369861With coffee? Or limoncello? Or a dessert wine?
>>33369869Yeah that's probably true. I've been going to bed at 8-9 o'clock probably the earliest I've slept in years
>>33369853Make your own. Sodastream and competitors exist.
>>33369870I wish black women like this didn't exclusively date white men... :(
>>33369870>Does she wear a cross?Sometimes lmao
>Anyway you could still both just fuck each other while you look for other people.I reckon she's not going to be the type to enjoy doing that.
We're cooking Chinese food together in a couple of days so I'll try and broach the topic then. Hopefully it's early enough days that we can gracefully transition into just being friends. The temptation to fuck will be strong, however. I have never had such great head in my entire life.
>>33369870>white, hispanic, or asian girls with septum piercings:|
>black, native american, or indian girls with septum piercings:O
>>33369862>>33369866ok I think the black women made it to like 30% of the way on astroturfing me into dating them until these two posts showed up and now I have no interest again
>>33369860then find a gf to love
>>33369879>I have never had such great head in my entire life.I understand.
How can I improve my social skills?
>>33369766No idea, and I don't want to know.
Oral is degenerate.
>>33369872With coffee on cold nights, dessert wine on hot ones.
>>33369886Use them. Practice saying hi, learning vibes, when to speak
>>33369881Those were meant to be one post but I hit submit too fast.
I get weird looks when I tell people I'm waiting until marriage. My older brother did too.
>>33369856did you just make goofy sounds when you thought about being a bird drinking your sugar water?
>>33369886Socialize
Take notes on what you did badly afterwards
Fix those things in the future
I don't know you so I can't give specific advice.
>>33369885It's the lips, man. Those lips...
Try to keep your enemies stuck deeper up inside but you can't
Women do you ever inhale deeply and lift your ribcage until it makes your back pop like us men do?
Why don't you asian lovers like TymayLay? She's asian too. She has a certified dummmmpy and she's funny.
>>33369892>I get weird looks when I tell people I'm waiting until marriageWell yeah, it's weird
>>33369884Femanon won't give me a chance
>>33369900Why should I know or care about some random THOT just because I prefer Asian women.
I fucked up those enchiladas. Couldn't even finish it.
>>33369900had to look it up
she cute but she looks old
like if I married and she turned into that with age I wouldn't be upset
didn't watch a video, no idea on personality. personality matters a lot, you know
>>33369790My heart just beeped so hard
>>33369796Women are actually fond of this
>>33369861Agreed
>>33369872Breast milk, duh.
>>33369907Embarassing. Shameful even.
>>33369907Rip.
That's the worst feeling fr fr, hate fucking up.
>>33369889>when to speakThis one's kinda hard for me. If I'm in a group with several people, usually they'll do all the talking and I won't be able to find an opportunity to say anything. And that's if I can even think of something to say. Sometimes my mind just goes completely blank.
>>33369895I went to a bar a while back by myself. I was sitting at a table alone, but there were a bunch of other people around. I couldn't think of a way to approach any of them and strike up a conversation without seeming like a creepy weirdo.
>>33369910Some of us *cough* me *cough* fuck everything up constantly.
>>33369766M, I wouldn't know
>>33369804How and how?
>>33369815M, 18
>>33369898That sounds a bit gay
>>33369900How do you have the time to keep up with all these internet personalities
>>33369910>>33369911I can't cook but I'm trying man...
there are moids itt who've fucked more than a single digit number of non-hooker women and they won't post their face or arms...
>>33369917I've posted my face and arms here several times (but am a virgin)
>>33369917>faceNever
>armsYou had to be there </3
>>33369913Bars aren't a good place to socialize with strangers, despite popular belief. Try somewhere where socializing with strangers is expected
>>33369912Blasian women >>>
>>33369900>TymayLayShe's ugly
I want a girl that looks like picrel
>>33369916Don't be too hard on yourself, lol.
It happens from time to time, I'm personally never using another non-stick pan again after my last fuck up.
>>33369917>armsI've done so and they said they were nice but I'm a virgin. Where does this place me.
>>33369913Thereโs nothing wrong with being the quiet presence, but you have to assert yourself to speak in a group setting. You can do little comments at first and then feel when the focus is on you
>>33369757 (OP)Whatโs the female equivalent of men comparing their dick sizes with each other?
what ethnicity is this, because this is perfection
>>33369915>How do you have the time to keep up with all these internet personalitiesI have been on facebook since it opened to the public.
>>33369916What do you think went wrong? Was it a recipe you had tried before or was it something new?
>>33369928Beating each other to death with hammers
>>33369923NTA but I coomed so much to her in high school lmao
>>33369919:(
>>33369920:((
>>33369925one and a half left parentheses after the colon
>>33369900I'm not a young enough zoomer to know who the fuck that is.
>>33369924Everything was okay but the tortillas turned out too soggy after sitting outside the oven. The texture was pure loathing.
What happened with your non stick pan?
>>33369930samsung robot
>>33369928comparing instagram follower count
>>33369930I'm guessing she's asian but not korean/japanese/chinese. Maybe viet?
>>33369757 (OP)girls, how do you find someone to date in real life?
>>33369933Second time cooking them after watching a YouTube video. It's just a basic shredded chicken enchilada with onions and cheese baked in the oven fo 30 minutes at 350, a little sour cream.
>>33369938 happened
>>33369928Closest I can say is tampon/pad girl conflict.
Why are Oasis so fucking good
Ladies what kind of dance do you want to dance at your wedding?
Menfolk can answer too if you want I guess
>>33369930>>33369942>Yanisa Samohom>ThailandHah i was fucking close!
When will atoga men compare their dick sizes with each other
>>33369928Their boyfriends
>>33369946I like when you quote them and arctic monkeys.
Femanons compare boob size with each other itt
>>33369950Iโm not manwhoring for you
>>33369936I'm sorry for being hoeless femanon
>>33369772>>33369790>>33369782why do you even care?
In about 10 years time, all Women will be CURRIED.
Even the Femanons (that actually replied) in the last thread straight up admitted it...
>>33369938At least it tasted fine, that's nice.
Oops, meant to say, I'll never *Not use a non-stick pan.
Just typical summer cooking stuff, decided to experiment on the wrong day.
It was hot, I was sweaty, tired, and hungry.
Saw a stainless steel wok I had, then thought, why i don't I try cooking with that, then most of the food got stuck, got burned, and the rest of it didn't even taste good.
Women if you're my gf, would you start an anime reaction channel with me?
What's the deal with girls including their SnapChat in their bios? I've heard that it's just to sell OnlyFans or attention whore, and that logic tracks most of the time because the women just have a bunch of bikini pics and no real bio.
However, I've seen one or two girls fill out their entire profile without including anything sexual before linking their Snap. Could they just be using it as a faster way to find attractive men instead of messing around with the swipe system?
>>33369953>Arctic monkeys Nta but that's me
>>33369961I did it in the past and it didnโt feel good, sorry anon
>>33369959Where have you been?
>>33369963Oh someone else is just saying they're good? And you're quoting both? Or are there two posters?
>>33369912NOPE.png
BIG upgrade ;)
>>33369959Damn. Do non stick effect the flavor or texture? Or is it more of a flex for chefs to cook with stainless steel?
Men, what could a woman offer you so that you wouldn't leave her for someone else?
>>33369966Hmm?
Nowhere, I've been distracting myself lately, I did visit this thread a few times, but they move so fast and I didn't really feel like I had anything to add so I just went back to chilling with myself.
>>33369970Two posters. I post the monkeys.
ok the thread state looks pretty good again. women seethed and coped and left again and now the poojeets once again can declare victory
>>33369977Why would I leave for someone else?
Also all 4 holes.
>>33369841How is your mental health? Have you had dreams like this in the past or is it a recent thing? Are you on any medications that might be making dreams more vivid?
Yeah, I sleep like shit and wake up a lot with trauma nightmares, it is what it is
>>33369965>I did it in the past and it didnโt feel goodIn what way
>>33369978Your fat and balding questions added a lot to the thread.
>>33369977Commitment, loyalty, and compatibility
>>33369975I think it's more about the longevity of the cookware, cast iron and stainless steel cookery can last generations, but non stick coating wear down fast.
>>33369977Be nice to me and sit really close to me such that our thighs are touching
>>33369977I'd never leave a woman for someone else period, I'd like to think I'm loyal
Since my ex dumped me I don't plan to date again anyway
>>33369977Only things at the moment that would make me commit would be
>have the same ethics/morals as me in regards to animals (and maybe a couple other things)>live a compatible lifestyle (no tv, no drugs, no smoking, limit alcohol)>want to raise our children the same way (morals/ethics, and also homeschooling)>not be an antisemite>be at least a little attractive and a little compatible?
>>33369985I'm over that, for now at least.
I got my answer already.
I don't need to remind myself how undesirable I am.
>>33369983I felt dirty. I want to share that with someone out of love and mutual passion
>>33369990Is this this the original? I remember seeing this but they were both white.
I don't care about race, but it'd be hilarious if someone felt the need to edit the races kek
>>33369996Well you can't erase your hoe past so might as well do it again
>>33369999No thanks haha, maybe another moid will
>>33370001>another moid willNo. What if you laugh at my dicc?
>>33369997>Is this the original It's not
>>33370000F, propaganda Iโm not falling for is men and having children
love does not exist
>>33370006I will not be looking at it
>>33369917>bodycount too low to post arms
>>33370000h3h3 is still relevant?
I feel bad about not being born in the 80s and missing out on bombing cavemen in iraq
>>33369946Oasis are like the Nickleback of Britpop music lol. Iconic and helped to define an era of pop culture but not exactly high art
Personally find most of their stuff grating and Liam Gallagher is a twat, but I won't lie that a lot of their songs are very nostalgic and catchy
>>33370015If Liam were black, heโd be a nigga
>>33370012knowing atoga you wouldn't have posted them anyway
>>33369991Poor dude. I'm sorry a woman was mean to you like that.
>>33369917I've posted my face to /soc/. My arms are irrelevant because I've just got a generic skinny body. People seem to like it though.
>>33370009But i love you femanon :(
>>33370018I will put you in a rear naked choke and have you meeting your maker.
>>33370023love does not exist :/
>>33370019Nah she wasn't mean to me and I fucked up. The whole experience though (and past dating attempts) just showed me I'm not cut out for relationships/intimacy or normal life
any girls over 18 with daddy issues wanna chat? :)
>>33370009>F, propaganda Iโm not falling for is men and having childrenYou go girl!
>>33370030>moms posting LsI actually laughed wtf is this shit
>I just payed another $4400 in bills
why are gender relations so bad??
>>33369990based. accidently holding hands would probably make my heart melt like chocolate
>>33370009point to the doll to where the mean old man touched you
comf
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>>33370027It does! i've seen it
thoughts on nba jerseys? the sleeveless ones
>>33369995fat bald guys are actually based af
>>33370036i wasnt touched at all
>>33370038then then me about it anon
>>33369977>Men, what could a woman offer you so that you wouldn't leave her for someone else?sex at least a few times a week and don't become a fat pig, not saying you have to be /fit/ neither though
>>33370043you sound like an autistic female desu
Anons how do you reshape your worldview so that you end up a better person?
>>33370030yeah paving the way to nothing
fucking delusional
>>33369815My age minus 9 years.
>>33370048>Anons how do you reshape your worldview so that you end up a better person?be in the best situation to where you can help your friends and loved ones
>>33370048Learn to be grateful for things you have in your life
>>33370032>$4400 in billsWtf do you live in a power plant
>>33370048No idea, probably mindfulness to let go of the negativity
>>33370037Maaaybe
>>33369815Drill Bit Taylor Swift 22 and / or
Blink 182 23
women I found the knight in gray hoodie and sweatpants you've been waiting for. Happy now?
>>33370038then tell me about it anon*
>>33370047undiagnosed yes i am
gender
what's an embarrassing secret you would have trouble telling your significant other
>>33370064M
Probably that Iโm bisexual
>>33370043>then then me about it anonMy aunt and uncle were the most wholesome couple i have ever seen. I pretty much lived in their house for the first 1/3 of my life, and i never saw them yelling at each other. Always loveydovey.
>>33370046cozy
>>33370052Yes, but sometimes that adds a weird stress where.
>>33370064M
I never went to Iraq to bomb cavemen
>>33370064M
I have 2 urethras
>>33370063>undiagnosed yes i amever tried to date an autistic man?
Anons what should I do if I haven't had a girlfriend at 24? I grew up with really low self esteem and developed severe depression as a teenager so there was little chance in high school. I also ended up secluded in college so now I am here.
>>33370064M
I can't think of anything.
>>33370068>Yes, but sometimes that adds a weird stress where.iron sharpens iron
>>33370062do it jiggle tho
>>33370066>My aunt and uncle>Couple Uh
>>33370071Huh
>>33370074Most people don't think anyway
>>33370073just get one bro
>>33370077You don't call your uncle's wife your aunt?
>>33370062Why did I immediately know this was the UK lmao
There are two blokes in my area who do this actually (though usually topless and off their nut). One is usually playing happy hardcore/gabber, the other is on the acid house/techno
>>33370064M
I always find it embarrassing telling partners that I'm really fucking into feet
>>33369842because monster is one of the few good drinks n the ultra white one is absolute gas. (and the ultra strawberry dreams one.) dr. pepper is sorta meh
>>33370060You'll either figure it out and find some chick that lets you get away with shit or continue to fuck up. It happens.
>>33370070tell me about it
>>33370072no. donโt believe in dating or love
>>33370073Me but 26 going on 27
>>33370079How, I barely have a life and don't have any friends.
>>33370086how have they responded?
>>33370073Work on the mental health and meeting new people
>>33370087>monster switches their marketting strategy to appeal to women>women now drink literal death in a can nonstopfucking amazing
>>33370090are you me?
>>33370091i don't know either
>>33370073What are you actually willing to try?
>>33370097what do you mean by this
>>33370086try being a chick and want to put your bf toes in your mouth. guys are not as receptive as if you were holding her ankles snd pressed her soles against your cheeks or sucked a toe
>>33370095trusttt it's good i promise ใ
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try the peach rehab one if u don't drink energy drinks
>>33370088I don't want to be with anyone else, just want to try fix things with her but I fear that she's lost feelings and moved on
I wish I'd never met her, or anyone
>>33370064F. I've been to urgent care/the ER for masturbation-related accidents more times than you can count on one hand.
>>33370098How much work are you willing to put in?
alprazolam and monster energy for dinner.
yay or nay?
i can hear my hair growing
>>33370105That's pretty funny but I don't think most guys would care desu. Would you mind sharing more?
>>33370107Have the monster in the morning after breakfast...
>>33370105Im going to need more details
>>33370096>are you me?its possible
Is it embarrassing or is it normal that sometimes my nipples don't get hard on their own, they need a little pinch or something sometimes
>>33370108>>33370112she's brought it up before and she's probably uglier than you guys think
>>33370108It's definitely at least embarrassing to admit in person, if not straight up mortifying. Most are because of losing my grip on small objects. A couple times from almost killing myself with breathplay.
Women, did he apologize for what he did?
>>33370064F
Tried to kms
Post here sometimes
Talk to myself a lot
>>33370114why are you telling us about your nipples?
>>33369928cup size or meow meow color
>>33370114Probably normal.
>>33370118what do you talk about
I just shaved my face and I no longer look like an incel freak faggit chud piece of shit retard ugly monster
>>33370117None of them do.
>>33370117he said 'faget abouttt it'
>>33370126twinsies
may i ask where?
>>33370114If I were dating a girl like that I could certainly provide the help you need
Idk if it's normal, but nipple hardness isn't the direct female arousal equivalent
>>33370118Need me a yapper gf
>>33370104That's the disability tho.
>>33370125I'm sorry for what i did
>>33370128Chest, I cut down to the fat once, that was a little scary
what do i even say to a hot guy who doesn't know i exist just to get him to make me feel good?
>>33370126some girls would comfort you, pet you and try to make you feel safe, supported and happy
>>33370107add blueberries or fruit !!
>>33370131NTA but I hate when people type like that
>>33370115That's rude as fuck, but probs true. Most guys probably picture anime black girls.
>>33370134how did that happen?
>>33369894I slurped inside my head.
M and F, rate what i'm listening too rn
>>33370143M
Unfathomably based
>>33370141Actual razor blades go through flesh like butter
>>33370134real
i went batshit crazy one time n cut vertically down my thigh (hoooooooorible decision, do NOT cut vertical) shit calmed me down but bled like a bitch :c
hope your better now !!
>>33370123It is more like I talk to my cats but really it is to myself
About everything!
>>33370144I didnt wash my hands after i took a pee
>>33370118>tfw no depressed channer yapping gfwhy live
>>33370143Nice vintage. What year is it?
>>33370089>no. donโt believe in dating or loveyeah you're autistic
>>33370155>What year is it?the upload? 2012
>Several reputable fringe scientists beginning to tentatively discuss the ideas I've been spreading across scientific archives for months.
>Half of them are going nuts trying to explain the ideas
Time to slam this 80 page dick on the table.
>>33370115>uglier than you guys thinkGonna need pics or didn't happen
>>33370116Damn. Do you have a reputation now or have the doctors kept quiet?
Women you get a call saying your bf/husband just got arrested. What crime would he have had to commit for you to NOT leave him?
>>33370149going to need more details.
like wtfffff how would you know that
>>33370143Why not just listen to the original?
nightcore versions suck
>>33370153gross. please go be horrible to yourself. thats disgusting
>>33370155>>33370158>2012>vintagedios mio...
>>33370136I don't think it will ever not embarrass me. No matter how I try to reinvent, it would always be there to dispel the illusion. I know girls tend to to be supportive, or at least ignore it. But it's how I feel.
>>33370159Rickposter, we know it's you.
Are you ever going to post real cock on /soc/ or just be smarmy and whiney until mods dislike you again?
>>33370131More like Jessica McBabe, I like her videos
Are you calling me disabled wtf
The ADHD meds they gave me did nothing so I'm not convinced I have it desu (even though I was diagnosed)
>>33370143based nightcore enjoyer
>>33370168nta but do we know its size and color
>>33370165>>33370169I'm going to touch you with it >:3
Methinks that insanity comes in many blushes
>>33370162Murdering sneako in self defence
>>33370168It's more fun when you don't give him a (You) because then he starts whining that nobody's giving him a (You).
>>33370161I changed which urgent care I go to after the first few times.
>>33370168>>333701711. I post random cartoons, among.
2. No and you'll never know (big)
>>33370180>(big)why is it always the bpd schizos...
>>33370170>Are you calling me disabled wtfYes.
>The ADHD meds they gave me did nothing so I'm not convinced I have it desu (even though I was diagnosed)Were they a depressant?
>>33370182No one would date them otherwise
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i was there for a minute and i saw her face
i saw her face and i got chills down my body because
she was maybe related to her
and i cant forget now
its in my body
and thats not a lie at all
it was in my body and it came up again
and it wont go away i have to see her again
because she reminds me of her
and that has to be finished soon or im gonna get old and she will forget about me
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>>33370183No they were a stimulant
But I also had to take an antidepressant, mood stabiliser and sometimes antipsychotic on top for the bipolar
Tried calibrating the meds, could no longer afford the psych, gave up
women i literally growl like a dog when i'm frustrated and sleep on the floor. am i really so undateable?
I scratched my balls a little too much and it actually burned when i went to showr :(
Women will you buy me a wii u for my birthday?
>>33370193I want to comfort you, press your face in my bussom and soothe you with my voice. i am so sorry, that is one of the saddest things i have ever heard. you know
this is the truth now so dont forget
she saw me and wanted my attention
and i saw her and was reminded of someone else
and that was just the beginning which i see now
it was something else
that was me seeing you and that was me seeing the thing i saw in the mirror that day which was between my eyes
and i saw her in that way and i dont need her
i dont want her
i saw my own face in her face and now i need to see her eyes looking at my own
and i need to see an angel too between my own eyes and the two things in the mirror which are just reflections of me but darker
and thats not a lie im gointg t o so to sit esee that agaign i have toa se ethat a please plealsegp papllelapel lap[lleplease
and thats thats like have it
>>33370191growling is a little odd but sleeping on the floor is totally normal i do that too!!
>>33370198>if you are a femanonthats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
>if you are a manonthats the gayest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Some men are just so perfect and unattainable you start to see the appeal of being a single mom
I appreciate you insane schizos, youโre very interesting to me
>>33370200really? you don't let out a real grrrrrr when something happens? it's really cathartic, you should try it sometime. i understand why dogs do it, anyway
>>33370190Maybe someday you'll be able to be normal or accepted.
>>33370205Iโve been here longer than you
>>33370207My dick is bigger tho
>>33370206Maybe someday I'll also win a million dollars
It is what it is, no use crying about it
>>33370208That is probably not true either, sorry
>>33370202already a single mom
hence why th is is me
>>33370201
>>33370204 (puppy man)
how would my throat make grr noise ? best i can do is a "rrrr" that sounds like a really smooth car engine. my voice is too high for this shit.
suck my fuckin dick then. oh you wont? then stfu whore stfu whore thats stfu WHORE
STHST SA WHORE SHWORE WHORE HOW WHROE TAHTS AI T IT ITI T AHTAT SI T YO UHAVE TO SUC KMY PENIS HAHAHHA THATS IT I TH AHAHAH IT HA AH AH A
it hnwas and
tha
diamonds are something you never do see
it was something inside of a prism of scree
thats scree which is something i saw long ago
in a movie or something, a show.
I'm doing this for eyes, pointed at me, i tell myself all the time
but why oh why, would attention come from a product in rhyme?
i only know answers, I think what I see
so that's all you get now suck my dick bitch
>>33370197His birthday is coming up. And so is mine
>>33370219I have one too. Neat lil system.
>>33370214Who are you mad at
>>33370213 (certified goober)
maybe some people are not meant to growl. have you considered taking up gardening instead?
thinking the only way to have children is to become a single mother. How do I know who to choose to give me his child? should I just go with someone really hot?
>>33370232quit bein a baby and just date a guy wtf
>>33370213btw WHY puppy man and not dog man, i'm gonna think about your word choice all night
>>33370233>>33370234dating sucks ill just choose a hot guy to get me pregnant c;
>>33370232Just become a hooker
Might as well get paid to take random dick raw.
>>33370232Yeah a one night stand with a rich hot guy is the best move right now. Years of dealing with a subpar moid who'd give subpar children in a marriage isn't worth the investment anymore. The attractive genes alone would set chad's kid for life
>>33370236Reminds me of my ex telling me itโs okay we donโt use protection because she wouldnโt tell me if she got pregnant
>>33370238i dont want continous sex nor to get paid i just want a baby. i just need to make sure to have sex one time or two once i get pregnant ill ghost him or make sure he doesnโt hear from me again
>>33370236yeah i mean i can't really fault you for that, i hate dating too although i don't have the luxury of being able to be impregnated
>>33370240finally someone who understands!! i think the same
>>33370241yea thats my plan. would never tell the guy im pregnant
>>33370243Yeah, you're totally not going to fuck up that kid at all.
Also many women have to try for a while to get pregnant.
>>33370246Ok well youโre fucking weird
>>33370245>don't have the luxury of being able to be impregnatedare you a man or infertile?
>>33370248ill try many times until i get pregnant. and ill give my child the best life
>>33370235u give puppy not dog.
dog man is.. aggressive. puppy man is just silly like that
>>33370252Doesn't really matter what you do, he's gonna be fucked up if he doesn't have a dad.
>>33370250i thought it was mans dream ti impregnate and dirch the girl
>>33370257Maybe very young men. Not true for most.
>>33370256children dont need fathers? the fuck
>>33370240>The attractive genes alone would set chad's kid for lifeBro is much more likely to become an incel if he has a single mom regardless of "chad genes" kek
Men, what's the wildest thing you've done for a date or ex?
>>33370259Being raised by a single mother pretty much guarantees that a kid is going to be extremely fucked up.
>>33370266It is undeniably true.
>>33370252a man
>>33370253>>33370247that's true, i am not aggressive just very untamed. so you garden, huh? what do have growing right now? i don't really garden but i do sometimes like to let sealed things rot on my desk because fungi are kinda cool
>>33370260Not if the kid is a girl
>>33370262Nothing. I've been on about ten first dates from dating apps and that is the full extent of my dating experience.
>>33370268no. i have friends who grew up with single dads and are fucked up in the head. they grew up going to grandmas and aunties because the father wasnโt able to provide emotional needs and nurture.
>>33370272Yes, you can end up fucked up in all sorts of ways, but it's practically guaranteed if you're raised by a single mother.
>>33370270She'll have daddy issues though kek
>>33370262I stalked a girl for over 2 years.
>>33370182In fairness I'm just having fun.
The people who come to 4chan and act like it's some autistic illuminati are the real nutcases, if you ask me.
>>33370275Daddy issues come from the dad being present lol
>>33370271:/ so you didn't like those women.
>>33370276Ummmmmm
565Z
md5: 6de84ae0d04e7df775bd25732dc0b2b3
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>>33370273I don't think it's guaranteed at all desu, it depends on a lot of factors
I think if you have an abusive single mother though and predisposition for mental illness you're pretty fucked
>>33370280>UmmmmmmDw she liked it.
>>33370281It's very rare for someone to be raised by a single mother and not be fucked up.
How can i mend torn leather
>>33370269blehhh fungi kind of creep me out. what are they??? meaty flesh plants..
hydrangeas, hyacinths, rosemary, pepper, watermint, perilla, cucumber, pumpkin, persimmon tree, angdu (don't know the name in english) tree, a bunch of other flowers. i have like over 60 plants i take care of in and outside the house but I'm too sleepy to think of all of that right now.
>>33370280They didn't like me, for the most part. There was one that I didn't want to see again but with most of them it was the other way around.
https://strawpoll.com/wby5QmjLkyA
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXv7Rxye
>>33370285You can't, it's skin so if it tears that's it. You can try to glue it back together but it's eventually tear again. Don't sew because that'll just create holes that'll also tear
>>33370282Are women turned on by a single man stalking them? Or do women only think it's hot when their stalker is married to another woman?
>>33370277ok but what's the length x girth
>>33370291It doesnโt have to look pretty
>>33370283I want to refute this but anecdotally I see the trend kek
Though I think some of that is birds of a feather
>>33370293Only moids would find being stalked by the opposite gender attractive
>>33370285How is it torn?
Nobody tell her.
>>33370297
>>33370278Or they can be from the dad being absent
My sis is dating a much older guy, my ex also had an absent father and I'm a fair bit older...
>>33369977I've never left a woman for another. Maybe I'm weird, but I need at least 3-4 months between. Sometimes a year or more.
>>33370293Women carry pepper spray and pocket knives on them for one specific purpose and men will still ask retarded questions like this
>>33370293It's only hot if he's actually attractive and not threatening.
>>33370301>Sometimes a year or moreThat doesn't sound weird, that sounds normal to me
People who can go from a serious relationship and suddenly start dating/sleeping with other people weird me out
>>33369977Literally anything
Too bad women hate men
>>33369796M
I drank breast milk over three pregnancies, didn't think it was a big deal honestly
>>33370300>My sis is dating a much older guy, my ex also had an absent father and I'm a fair bit older...More women are going for older men because zoomer boys are mentally and financially set back by 10 years more than previous generations
>>33370303Women carry their stupid half-assed weapons because they're incapable of taking anything seriously. Get a gun you stupid cunts.
>>33369917>there are moids itt who've fucked more than a single digit number of non-hooker women and they won't post their face or arms...Why is that surprising? Were you assuming Chads are stupid?
>>33370286wow, sounds like a big garden. where the heck do you live? is it late there?
>meaty flesh plantsnot even! they're more like animals than plants, but way different from either. they're their own thing, and they're cool as all get out!! but they ARE creepy, that's for sure. there's this fun fungus that looks like a bleeding tooth, pic rel
>>33370312Data miners getting lazy
>>33370312i thought chads were whores
>>33370309My sister's boyfriend is a lovely guy but pretty immature and broke
I am also immature and broke
Girls with daddy issues are not dating older just for practical reasons kek
I'm just saying lacking one parent - whether the mother or the father - does have an effect on kids growing up, you can't deny that
>>33370308How do you even request it
>>33369917His aren't that impressive. They're sparing you.
Why am I thinking about her again? She was so good to me.
>>33370311Youโve never been maced or stabbed
>>33370276kind of romantic, ngl
>>33370009Have you tried dating women?
>>33369917I've posted my arms and my dick on 4chan before, but I won't do it again.
>>33370319ma ma
*hand squeeze motion
I am trying to carry out conversations with three women at once. Need to figure out how to get a Hispanic lady to shut up, flirt with a black girl, and convince a Chinese girl to bear my 9001 IQ children
>>33370322Idk. Let it out man.
using toilet chemicals as bubble bath juice
>>33370327>but I won't do it again.why not
>>33370322how was she good to you?
>>33370329>I am trying to carry out conversations with three women at onceGood luck with that man
Just talking to one exhausts me
>>33370333Because why would I ever do anything a foid might appreciate?
>>33370337i thought straight men loved women
>>33370329Where do you even meet those?
>>33370339Sure, but women hate men.
>>33370314i just closed the tap and fucking threw my shit across my room holy. please don't send photos like that i have horrible trypophobia ใ
ใ
yes it's now midnight here, and guess where i live !!
Men are sad tonight.
Do you need motivation?
>>33370290Lmao the wording of that second poll is so passive aggressive
>>33370342yeah because they won't post their face or arms
>>33370345>Men are sad tonightNothing to be happy about
>Do you need motivationNothing to be motivated about
Going to take a nap, eat some chips then play video game
>>33370345this made me sad
>>33370347It's more than that.
>>33370232Finding someone willing to coparent with you is part of the litmus test of whether you should become a parent.
>>33370345>Do you need motivation?Yes... need me some boobies to fondle
>le sigh
>>33370353It's far more than what men will or will not post.
(f) why are men so depressed?
>>33370322We are all curious how women can be memorable
>>33370357i will forgive as long as they post
>>33370358No boobies to fondle.
>>33370345I really am.
Zero motivation.
I can't even engage tonight.
Your pic made me lopsided grin tho.
>>33370246>yea thats my plan. would never tell the guy im pregnantWhy not get those child support payments?
men, what made the one that got away so special?
>>33370361then get girlfriend ?
>>33370367I already talked about her yesterday. Stop making me sad.
>>33370367She knew me as I know myself
Like my other hand
>>33370369>then get girlfriend ?I'm trying but femanon won't give me a chance :/
>>33370370what was special about her?
>>33370266Look at how fatherlessness destroyed black communities.
>>33370363but not all women hate men ? :cc (the ones that aren't lunatic nazi hitler heiling racist rapists are good)
>>33370367Both of mine are smart and weird so that makes them easy to pine for.
But in the end they are probably better women to admire from afar than to try to be in a relationship with. Themselves and their career will always come first.
Is sex a good birthday gift for men?
Some talk of Alexander, of Hector and Lysander and such great names as these. But if all the world's brave heroes, there's none who can compare to the tow, row, row, row, row, row of the British grenadiers.
Girls, do you agree?
>>33370345>Do you need motivation?She is my motivation.
>>33370358We're a little pointless in the modern world.
>>33370373I daid stop dammit.
>>33370297You don't read much women's lit, do you?
>>33370372who?
if no work, skip and move onto next!!
>>33370376Women's behavior suggests otherwise.
>>33370345Didn't know your dream girl was a fattie
>>33370343>i just closed the tap and fucking threw my shit across my room holygotcha :D
>yes it's now midnight here, and guess where i live !!well you must be somewhere on the east coast of the US/canada i suppose, based on my own time, unless you're in south america (might be very possible). so, big garden, pumpkins, fear of mushrooms. my guess? ohio. they LOVE pumpkins in ohio.
>>33370384Anyone with DD cups
>>33370316>i thought chads were whoresIt's still stupid to post your hand or dick on the internet. Especially 4chan.
>>33370358This is an awful time to be a young guy.
>>33370358Men in general?
They bought into a fantasy perpuated by decades of marketing and failed to apply any critical thinking skills to reality. Now they feel cheated that they didn't get the shiny prize at the bottom of the box of cereal and there's nothing they can do about it.
Me personally? It's just been a rough day reminiscent of years past and you can't tell your emotional response that things are different now. Or you can, but it doesn't help.
>>33370383The men in romance novels and fics are gods, moid stalkers irl are incels
>>33370387mm you were right about the east coast part.
u know who else loves pumpkins? koreans!!!!
>>33370372Have you even tried?
>>33370388Itโs alright. The pain is gone, replaced by a warm and soothing sweetness that I carry with me. I know Iโll feel it again
>>33370345Chris Chan's dream woman was his mom
>>33370347I have loads though
>>33370358Lack of purpose
>>33370362:3
>>33370367She was pretty epic
>>33370378Wrap urself like a present
>>33370349I have more Russian techno that I put on while driving through industrial areas while rocking my biceps to feel like a gangster for you.
https://youtu.be/GCptwLMWemY?si=vcUDDcTw6cOtZXRs
https://youtu.be/MSnIKmhBVkE?si=09Vif4umS04iqmpL
>>33370392u sound smart, also another question, why do guys like hitler so much? like it's not even historical fascination, i get that part, but they praise him so much
>>33370358Probably because testosterone has declined by 50%
Test feels amazing.
>>33370403>u sound smartHe just told you what you wanted to hear.
>>33370395is that true? are you a korean? perhaps a student in a college? or perhaps you're one of the married women that haunts this general. new york?
>>33370393nah I bet pretty much all stalkers have more sex than, let's say, computer programmers
being low-inhib enough to stalk women IRL is gonna lead to sex no matter what
protip: if your mind is overanalitical it gives females the ick
>>33370409>being low-inhib enough to stalk women IRL is gonna lead to sex no matter whatYou mean rape
>>33370367She actually wasn't, but she was my first, and she has NPD (diagnosed), so the love bombing was insane.
>>33370405How does more test make you feel better? For me it increases the feeling of being like a wild animal trapped in a small cage, like you need to shake the bars and try to get out
>>33370336The Brazilian one is driving me nuts by herself. We're not even pursuing a relationship because she doesn't get here until 2027. We're just international penpals now.
>>33370341Black girl on Hinge. Brazilian and Chinese immigrant on OkCupid, which is a phenomenal place to go if you want if you want a foreign bride but also has a lot of solid Americans if you can catch their interest. Highly recommend because the free version is actually functional and probably more useful for most people than Tinder. Hinge is better in a vacuum, but it's a lot easier to get matches on OkCupid.
>>33370408guuuulp so many questions... yes i'm korean. no, ny scares me with its smells and people and filth.
>>33370410It doesnโt if you know how to sell yourself
>>33370367She was the real life industrial goth version of OP pic middle row fourth down. Legitimately magical to watch her exist. Undeniably cool chick.
The other one was less of a clean getaway so I'm not sure if she counts. But she's literally the perfect balance of crazy/wise wholesome/degenerate easy/challenging. Beautiful.
what's the gender ratio here?
i'm new
>>33370403nta
i'd wager it's because we don't really have strong leaders anymore, the utopia that was promised by people in the aftermath never manifested, and all of our leaders are weak, feckless and retarded. there are plenty of other leaders that could serve just as well, but hitler/nazism is talked about CONSTANTLY because it is treated by previous generations as something archetypally evil
Women, do you have a problem with male-oriented things?
>>33370419We're all men. :^)
>>33370367>no man will ever regret that I got away since I'm always the one chasing Fuck this rollercoaster.
>>33370378Special sex, yeah. Plus a thoughtful trinket.
For me the perfect gift is one I'll use, I'll love, and never buy myself.
>>33370393Well you just conceded it's a hot idea.
>>33370419all female because no one has any dicks to post
>>33370419Like 10 to 1, ish.
>>33370416computer, triangulate >her location. beam the front of her house onto my computer screen. enhance. computer, deliver pumpkins to her house anonymously.
>>33370294Only one way any woman gets that info out of me.
She has acid.
>>33370429send me persimmons too pretty pleaseee
>>33370410This man speaks the true
>>33370403Hi kitten poster. You have to realize guys on 4chan are not normies.
>>33370435Well, there is Kanye.
>>33370426The stalking itself isn't hot, hot men just make anything hot, otherwise a lot of the things they can get away with are repulsive
Men have no zero understanding of women
>>33370415Idk, I feel like meeting someone on dating apps is doomed from the start. Has it ever actually worked out for you? Why do you want a foreign bride?
>>33370298Like a strap on my bag is almost halfway cut
>>33370435?
did i miss a crucial social cue
>>33370403I told you last time.
No good comes from asking that question.
>>33370430for the record i'm not a nazi or hitler idealizer, just pointing out that any hitler worship is probably just a result of the (very intentional) destruction of masculinity
>>33370433so greedy! persimmons are an underrated fruit, it's honestly weird that there's just a neutral-tasting sweet fruit. do koreans really like persimmons, too?
What causes the cultural phenomenon of men being nonchalant with women they are dating? In Europe they happily compliment, show affection, etc
>>33370441I'm not really knowledgeable on this, but can you simply replace the whole strap?
>>33370444uhhmmmmm (i don't understand pls elaborate im a little slow)
nathan?
>>33370446Theyโre being petty over internet memes
>>33370438You're really a lot more predictable than you think.
>>33370403>u sound smartThanks. Not quite smart enough tho.
>why do guys like hitler so much?No idea, really. Best answer is that they don't understand him. He was a pathetic opportunistic insecure twat.
I suspect a large portion of them are being contrarian fuckwits.
Some are probably legitimately idiots swayed by cheap political manipulations made obvious close to a century ago.
That said, people often talk about the negative things about Hitler but they forget something: Say what you want about the guy, but he killed Hitler.
>>33370446Women will leave if you seem interested.
>>33370414Well, what is your cage? Low test is a major predictor of depression. That's why so many steroid users an hero after a cycle because their t-levels crash.
>>33370446>What causes the cultural phenomenon of men being nonchalant with women they are dating?"the ick"
>>33370446It's American culture.
Have you ever heard the saying "Whoever cares more, loses?"
Sums up the American approach to love and romance.
Americans are to sex/love as the British are to cuisine.
>>33370445yes!!!! we luv persimmons you'll see the trees everywhere in rural korea. so sad i needa wait until fall tho ใ
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>>33370446you mean they feel chill with the people they are dating?
>>33370406>He just told you what you wanted to hear.Nah. Nobody wants to hear the truth.
>>33370427I'd post my dick if only femanons would look at it. Sadly, there's no such guarantee.
>>33370407>wife troubles?Not the way you'd imagine.
>>33370437It isn't hot that a hot man would find you stalkable?
>>33370462>muh harsh truthsThank you for letting me know to discard any further input from you.
>>33370449Are you the cat poster?
I told you that asking why they hate jews or love Nazi stuff only leads to schizo shit and rants. You will also only get insulted.
No good comes from that question. Look it up yourself if you care, although it's not satisfying, as it doesn't truly explain their hatred.
Asking that question won't get you any good answers.
Just don't let their hatred become yours, ever. And be open to those who are curious or willing to talk.
That's all you can do.
>>33370410>protip: if your mind is overanalitical it gives females the ickProtip for your protip: Women can't actually read your mind. If you're giving women the ick, it's not your mind, it's your actions.
Your actions are a choice.
>>33370438>Men have no zero understanding of women>no zeroA negative times a negative is a positive ;)
>>33370466Yes but that's because he's hot. If a non-hot man found me stalkable I'd call the police as soon as I found out
>>33370367She was the only girl I ever asked out
>>33370367Beautiful red hair, smart, and an artist. Neither of us were allowed to date until we 18, and she was a year older than me. I've talked to her a couple times recently, but she's in a committed relationship. I'd probably have a good chance if the other guy kicked the bucket, though.
>>33370439I don't want a foreign bride and already turned down two Filipinas. Just letting people here know if they're interested in that type of thing. For my own part, I have made serious progress with three nice girls (date on Friday with one, and another one is chomping at the bit), and I am talking to several others.
My uncle met his wife online, but that was a long time ago on a boomer site.
>>33370458comfy! it's hard to imagine there being a rural korea, korea makes me think of dense, packed apartments but i guess there is more than just seoul were you born in korea or is your senpai just deeply korean? i like cozy ruralness, that's where i hope i end up one of these days. i can live in a kennel in a small town...
>>33370419Historically, repeated surveys clocked in at roughly 20% female. Not sure of current numbers.
>>33370468cat poster? like, photos of cats or a name or..?
i may not be who you think i am
>>33370446Nightingale, how do you know about European men, and our approach to dating?
>>33370472with time they get to know you and they get to know how your mind works
if you think that you are some super genius who can deceive everyone around him then I have some very bad news for you
>>33370483Oh, carry on then.
Listen to what I said or not. Up to you.
>>33370477>that pica lot of food tastes like wet paper since that damn girl came into my life. I remember trying to eat with her and it was like the food all turned to mud.
>>33370367childhood friend for over a decade. same exact cultural diet. matched each other's freak completely. wanted the same things out of life. personalities have perfect chemistry, we can keep each other endlessly amused with just banter and small talk, part of the reason why we had been friends for so long.
oh well.
>>33370463moids have already seen your dick in the lockers and restrooms. now whip it out
Femanon, would you helicopter your bf's dick given the opportunity?
>>33370446Long standing tradition of mislearning important life lessons and applying them for their entire life without determining if they actually help.
>>33370478>senpaiLOL
not gonna share tooooo much about myself but no i was born in the us (not an illegal) ((please don't rat me out)) n im fully korean.
oof seoul is too busy for me, i personally couldn't stand living there when i stayed for a month
>>33370467You can disregard truth all you want.
Cold still doesn't exist.
>>33370496Holy shit youโre a loser. You are on an anime imageboard. You arenโt some grand diviner of truth and justice, youโre a 45 year old manchild whoโs crowning achievement is sounding like an angsty teenager recording yourself having sex for a community of 20 (at most) people.
>>33370485>with time they get to know youYeah. I think you might be misjudging the source of the ick.
>>33370446I'll give you a hint about understanding men. Think about it pragmatic terms and only pragmatic terms. If you were strictly calculating, not emotional, think about you would end up at the conclusions you observe.
>>33370499his words triggered your insecurity
>>33370431so you have a small dick?
Okay i have a unique question:
Women, how do i get a gf?
>>33370503Nah, Iโm just grumpy and wanted to blast an easy target lol, plus nothing I said was wrong
>>33370496C'mon give me a chance to post the Navy Seals pasta already.
>>33370490>lockersI didn't play any sports, I was/am a nerd.
>restroomsUrinals aren't very common here.
>>33370499He cheated in his wife and did other rerarded nigger shit.
You shouldn't reply to him at all. His trip makes it easier to ignore at least
>>33370505talking to them is usually a good start i think.
>>33370506The recordings youre thinking of arent MKG so you are wrong.
>>33370232Basing it on attractiveness is not a great idea
Base it on intelligence or something instead, or at least prioritize that
(I am considering becoming a single father to have kids myself, if I can't find anyone in the next few years.)
>>33370494don't rat you out for not being illegal? if you insist. sorry if i'm intruding, i'm very high with zero self-awareness rn :D i am deeply american and do not leave the country, but i'm trapped in LA at the moment and i do not like it one bit. cities suck. my real true hope one day is to just go off grid in the wilderness of the rockies and live like a 19th century trapper
>>33370512Oh no, the egg on my face
>>33370436Is Kanye a normie?
>>33370262I once paid for (part of) a vacation for me and a friend I was kind of interested in and then she backed out, and I didn't get refunded. Was like a thousand dollars
>>33370504Tiny brown slug
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!!
>>33370511But i dont know what to say to them to turn them into my gf
>>33370487As my post demonstrates, things are going okay for me, but I'd still probably gouge out an eye to be with my redheaded girl.
She's been on my mind constantly for about 8.5 years. I remember exactly where we were and what she was wearing when I first mustered up the courage to talk to her in high school.
>>33370493jpg for ants
>>33370505First, you need to get a tripcode. Women get wet as soon as they see male feminist opinions with !! in the name field.
>The best part of my day is taking my bra off when I get home
I didn't realize how sad that is until typing it out.
I donโt want to be cynical but maybe love isnt in the cards for me. Thereโs a reason Iโm 26 and have no relationships to show for any of my time trying
>>33370521have you tried being yourself
>>33370524Okay, now what do i do
>>33370509god you guys are boring. is it at least big
>>33370499>crowning achievement is sounding like an angsty teenager recording yourself having sexThat *still* wasn't me.
My grand achievement was a spoken complex sentence, quipped in a zoo parking lot. It stopped a writing professor dead in his tracks who slowly looked up in amazement and told me it was beautiful.
It's probably the only time or place my rare, useless, genius level ability could ever be appreciated.
>You arenโt some grand diviner of truth"Every living thing knows the difference between good and evil."
I don't "divine " sheeit. 2+2=4 It's clear and everyone knows it. But delusion sells.
>and justicedafuq? I look Kryptonian to you?
Why doesnโt my body understand, that I donโt like him, Iโm just lonely?
>>33370515 (america yaaa)
tyy!!
real, cities do suck. i can kind of see why they're so romanticized but man they scare me ใ
ใ
. noises startle me so easily, plus the bright lights, plus the hundreds of people.. i honestly couldn't live in a place like that.
>>3337052626 is a very young age to throw in the towel. Haven't you only been trying for a couple months?
>>33370528ew you milk men that's gay
>>33370367>10/10 although not as much my type now>no piercings>didn't wear makeup>didn't wear nail polish>vegan>wore pretty skirts>lots of shared interests>autistic INFP vibes>same cultural background>kind of same ethnic background>creative>didn't smoke or do drugs or drink alcohol underage>perfect body>long hair>childhood friend, kind of, except we weren't that close as children so it wasn't weird>good chemistryAlmost literally perfect. And in some ways she's even more my type now.
>>33370521mm depends on where and who this is. school? work? random girl at a bar? (not recommended)
>>33370531maybe your body knows better
than you can put it into words
>>33370534Iโve been โtryingโ for years I just stopped being passive about it now
>>33370533Why are you replying for me?
>>33370529>bigIt's above average.
>boringI don't see your tits anywhere, so that cuts both ways.
>>33370477If you donโt go for foreign girls specifically, how come they all are?
>>33370525no literally they're so uncomfy
Femanon how do I get a girlfriend with large chesticles?
>>33370532i just hate being surrounded by people. and all the cement everywhere, not a lot of trees. there's no real seasonal variation here in southern california, well not unless you're up in the mountains, so it's just gray and hot all the time. i go out for daily walks, and i will say night walks in LA are very cozy. but that's the only redeemable quality it is. how about maine? i feel like maine would have korean pumpkin gardeners
>>33370542I'm not, I'm just telling her to fuck off.
>>33370520>brown That explains some things.
are lonely people more romantic
>>33370539Why does my body want someone who does not respect me
>>33370526That might be true, but you're not the same person you were years ago, and you won't be the same person you are years from now. I personally don't rule out anything no matter how bleak things seem in the present.โ
>>33370551Only sometimes.
>>33370522>jpg for antsAh. It expanded easily on my phone.
My bad.
>>33370540Honestly, I would've asked you out if this wasn't 4chan. And passively "trying" doesn't sound very convincing.
>>33370533moids beg for female attention and then do nothing to actually deserve it
>>33370542catposter already posted her tits. when was the last time anyone here posted their dick
>>33370548thank you! so sweet
>>33370522Why did it not work out?
>>33370548Mine aren't that heavy...
Women would you let your bf try on your bra?
>>33370559I was mostly improving myself during that time thats why I say itโs passive but it was all towards one goal and obviously during that time I would take any opportunity I could to meet new people
>>33370560My dick is too small lole
>>33370552because somebody who'd respect you would give you an ick
>>33370551>are lonely people more romanticIt's a matter of opinion, see:
>>33370548
>>33370560I wonder if AI will be able to identify my dick one day and link it to my identity.
Like some day, my wife's phone might autoscan the surroundings for "automated safety check" and it flags my dick as suspicious for far-right content
>>33370567No I fell in love with someone who respected me but that didnโt work out
>>33370526I had my first gf at 27.
Life will surprise you.
>>33370236>dating sucks ill just choose a hot guy to get me pregnant c;Chad usually gets his sperm tubes tied, stupid cunt.
>>33370563Perfect for pushing them up with thumbs with the other 4 fingers up your back
>>33370560I never begged for shit.
>>33370573>Chad usually gets his sperm tubes tied, stupid cuntUhh. No we don't. Lol.
>>33370547wrong coast, my state is around maryland or so. ugh ty for pointing that out. how can people bear to live in that cramped, hot place with barely any plants and straight plastic, metal, or cement everywhere? might just be my opinion but that feels so unnatural.
>>33370576There are no chads on 4chan
>>33370574lol how big are your hands?
>>33370560>catposter already posted her titsWhen the hell did that happen?
Women you wanna try this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtguOJh68wc
>>33370262>Men, what's the wildest thing you've done for a date or ex?Absolutely nothing, other than fuck their brains out.
>>33370579nta
Multiple college teammates posted on 4chinz. A fellow player and a coach actually had a conversation about anime at the end of practice one time.
>>33370587Okay, there are no chads in Atoga. Now tell me about your convenient anecdotal evidence about how your basketball captain loves atoga.
>>33370579Zyzz used to post
>>33370490I've tried to seek affirmation and validation here before. It's like drinking diet soda and vodka when you're dying of dehydration.
How would you feel if you posted your body here and rather than getting praise or mocking they were entirely ignored?
Going to be boring tonight.
>>33370582Big enough, baby.
>>33370584yeah, that was cute
>>33370569most men don't have to worry about their dick ever being photographed by a woman even if she was their wife
>>33370575i know you did stop lying
>>33370589>basketballToo soft of a sport for my taste.
>>33370564depends on how big he is
>>33370598Big enough baby
>>33370507Fine, goodnight you little bitch.
femanon, describe your perfect man
>>33370565You've probably been on more dates by now than I have.
>>33370345>Do you need motivation?If you were here sitting on my face yeah.
>>33370577maryland? what, are you a diplomat's kid or something? how the heck does a city-hating korean end up in the US anyway? you're a very mysterious person
>>33370590Zyzz was a brown gay dwarf.
I have never been in a date in my entire life.
Or received a loving hug.
Much less a kiss.
>>33370604Kind, supportive, positive, passionate, fun, ambitious, successful, hot,
>>33370602sir i meant his body
what if he takes my favorite bra and tries it on but he's too big and it breaks?? I'll never recover without my biggest support :c
>>33370604Basically Elon Musk with Henry Cavil's looks, and Hasan's politics.
>>33370604oh golly i can't for a femanon to describe me in a reply to your post and then never respond to them (or never get a reply if i do respond to them)
>>33370601why won't you beg...
>>33370609like neaaar maryland, not in it.
yes im so mysterious muahhah
>>33370615I know I was quoting that guy because it sounded funny.
femanon, what's the nicest thing a guy has done for you
>>33370616>Hasan's politicsplease be rage bait
>>33370358>(f) why are men so depressed?Because in America prostitution is illegal, women are fuck holes and only reciprocate when they're being abused or humiliated because women don't respect decent men, not nice guys and any intelligent guy makes them dryer than grandma's thanksgiving turkey.
>>33370611He fucked more women than you, and you're probably older. He was also 6'1"-6'2".
>>33370604>wise>kind>likes to read>likes to go on adventures >refuses to lose hope>able to let lose and enjoy himself>intense>big dick
>>33370620I know that women hate men, so I hate them back.
>>33370492Doesnโt that hurt?
femamon, what's your secret fantasy
>>33370610no not :( be :D!!!
idc if my guy is flat or not
>>33370616so a post-stroke brain damaged south africaner? that's the best you can hope for? extremely grim
>>33370616Hasan is hotter than both of them though
>>33370577Virginia? Wanna do it?
>>33370616moidest moid hands to ever moid
femanon, describe some bad memories
any femanons like type o negative?
How do I reconcile with the fact that I can never be the type of guy that attracts women physically?
I used to work out so much because I thought I was doing it for my future wife. But now I know no matter how I work at it, I can never be the kind lf guy a woman is attracted to.
Even if I moneymaxx, that just means a woman who would be with me is only because shes desperate.
>>33370625I don't like trannies, but otherwise yeah.
>>33370628>>refuses to lose hope>>able to let lose and enjoy himself>>intense>>big dickYep. It's over.
>>33370635bingo
do... what..?
>>33370645>But now I know no matter how I work at it, I can never be the kind lf guy a woman is attracted to.Why?
>>33370634He looks like a Roblox character
femanon, describe a date that has gone wrong
>>33370631someone once posted a thread about genius x bimbo pairing on /lit/ and itโs been on my mind
>>33370649do SSSSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX
>>33370628>eentsy dickit's so over for me, femanon
>>33370644YESYESYEYSYESYWYES I LOEGE TON I LOVE PERTTER STEELE
>>33370628Wife material.
>big dickHow big?
>>33370627I am a woman, dumbass. He was ugly as fuck.
>>33370651His big arms and body are sexy and he talks like a himbo
femanon, what kind of men do you like
>>33370643I tend to just forget about them by not giving them any attention
Why do women have such unattractive interests?
M or F
Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
>>33370633He's had a stroke? Didn't hear about that.
>>33370656Iโm sorry anon
>>33370659Iโd say minimum 6.5, ideally 7-7.5 or so, not sure exactly
I want a suit. Iโve never had a nice suit, but I want a suit.
What material should I get and how do I get one?
>>33370655come over!! we can watch mlp or play mc :p
femanon, do you have a sister
>>33370667I actually technically don't have a favorite Ice Cream flavor because I adapt all of my preferences to match my mate's preferences to make them feel more loved. I am a guy, standard pronouns.
>>33370662we bust answered that question
>>33370664define attractive interests
>>33370650>Bald>Short>No hollow cheeks/appealing bone structure>crooked jaw
>>33370670Bone pressed or not?
>>33370676>define attractive interestsBlowjobs
I dont like hearing women talk about big dicks. I'm going to bed. Good night, friends
femanon, do you feel dumber than men
>>33370678bone pressed is fine
>>33370677>>No hollow cheeks/appealing bone structureI have hollow cheeks and they look disgusting.
Full cheeks make you look lively and young.
>>33370670Like Exhibs dick
>>33370679Y u stealing my fantasies
>>33370677RIP. Well there's always cosmetic surgery and MoistCritikal gets girls as a manlet
>>33370653First date after coming out, she took me to a sushi restaurant and gave racist remarks about the staff and complained about foreigners getting a free ride from the government. Iโm half asian, did she do it in purpose? Anyways weโre married now jk jk hehe
femanon, how is your relation with your sister(s)
>>33370672i'd rather watch bluey, but mc could be fun. i can find some way to lure you away from the house so i can touch your pumpkins
>>33370686no, lol
>>33370687what good is a fantasy if you are the only one that has it?
>>33370660>I am a woman, dumbass.Why did you interject in a conversation between men?
>He was ugly as fuck.You must be a model or something, because I've seen incels chadfish successfully with Zyzz pictures before.
>>33370644i said yes now respond :c
>>33370672I'm putting on my shoes!
>>33370661lol good one, he talks like he is permanently in mid stroke
femanon, how did you end up on 4chan
>>33370634>Hasan is hotter than both of them thoughHis head is too small. Besides, I like white guys.
>>33370685Hollow cheeks are gigachad features
Even if what you say is true, youthful face and body still doesnt go with a bald head
>>33370673Yes, sheโs my best friend
>>33370694Exhib is 7inches bone pressed. Your ideal.
>>33370693gaaaaasp you fiend
>>33370694But are you the bimbo or the geniusโฆ
>>33370705>youthful face and body still doesnt go with a bald headThat's true. Get on fin.
>>33370706do you ever have the angst that she'll steal your bf
>>33370699be careful!!! don't trip n fall
>>33370707more like 6 at best, plus itโs attached to him, it could never be hot even if it was huge
>>33370711>finLike a shark?
>>33370636I know most women think Elon Musk is cringe. But Hasan, Henry Cavile, Seriously?
>>33370692Really good, sheโs my best friend lol
femanon, does watching porn give you an ick?
i assume 90% say yes
>>33370710the bimbo, I want to feel mogged into oblivion
>>33370670What about ideal girth?
>>33370701i had a teeeeeensy weensy issue, needed advice on it n got it through here.
>>33370718bot this shit again
I'm so fucking tired dude.
I'm just going to try and find a girl that thinks I'm cool and based for my actual thoughts and opinions and fuck everyone else. I'm sure my mind will make her hotter by virtue of her having based and correct opinions (mine).
>>33370722You are too fat to be the bimbo...
>>33370718Cavil is great, the two others are wet trash
>>33370670I will never believe women when they say average is fine
femanon, what gives you the ick?
>>33370682Really? I think it's kinda hot
>>33370722You are such a tease wtfffff
>>33370616>tiny dick>tiny hands>tiny headewwwwwwww
>>33370727that makes no sense
>>33370723not sure, 4.6 and up
>>33370721No, I like it. I donโt know any women that dislike it
>>33370689I guess thats really all there is.
I have to gety face bogged and hope its successful. Need a couple inches of leg lengthening surgery to get above 6ft, and I need a hair transplant
Guess moneymaxxing ultimately is the way to go
femanon, what are you worried about
>>33370708oh if you think that's fiendish, just wait until you see my long term plans. i'll give you a sneak peak: in autumn, i'll be house sitting for you after you receive a letter from a long lost uncle, a prince, who is dying and wants to pass on his princely fortune but has to meet with you in south korea to work out the finer details. well, i won't spoil the ending...but lets just say your persimmons that year are coming off the tree pre-touched
>>33370714Don't worry about me, sweet peach. I still have my athlete's coordination. Let me show you how physically capable I am when I arrive.
>>33370736Hasan has nudes?
>>33370739don't you think that porn promotes misoginistic attitudes
I am very stinky. My pits smell really bad.
>>33370738>not sure, 4.6 and upReally? That seems quite skinny.
>>33370753trying to not be too greedy here
femanon, do you watch murder shows
>>33370570lol can they bring you back to life?
>>33370745with a round of badminton.. right..? right??
>>33370755your femanon larp is rather lacking
>>33370758no
>>33370748is being aroused by naked women illegal in 2025?
>>33370751>"i knew you were trouble trouble"
>>33370758yes true crime n the documentaries r so fun
f20
i like porn. does this make me a bad person?
>>33370761No need to larp, this is a legit worry for most women
>>33370757Why? It's your fantasy.
>>33370769Do what ya want
>>33370759Yes. They will revive me and sustain me.
>>33370762do you think misoginy is a problem today
>>33370768can you explain what you like about it
>>33370749>>33370754sorry sugar-tits, my girl misery here, she loves her some company, know what i'm sayin? figured you two could eh, get to know one another
>>33370773donโt tempt me
>>33370760I'm more of dancer. I like to use my hips.
>>33370769what do you like about porn
>>33370761Youโre not a woman if you worry about rape is the most male take Iโve ever seen
all men need to work out until their nipples point towards the ground
>>33370781Consider yourself tempted.
>>33370769do you get embarrassed about the porn you look at? i once shared my porn with a girl and it felt like utterly baring my soul
>>33370788I consider myself tempted
>>33370787I have the split between my anterior and medial delt. How's that?
>>33370780was
was that a reference to a certain song..?
>>33370794any ideas how to tackle it
>>33370733Dogs.But I have had a cat I really liked before. My honest answer is not a fence sitter answer, but it might appear so at first glance. Basically I think that through love humans have the ability to uplift the animals that are theirs to protect and nurture and so the actual animal is less important to me than the bond and relationship between animal and person.
Everyone can immediately tell when someone has a good righteous relationship with their pet, and I consider it a very serious manner because I wholely believe it reflects the relationship we have with Christ and God. The things you care for and you take responsibility for reflect your spirit, and they genuinely and truly become more than their base existence. A home literally takes on character, a loved coffee mug takes on character, a loyal hound takes on character, and all of them are separate from things that are just material and have no soul or spirit. I believe people can immediately tell this. I also believe the reason animal abuse is so abhorrent is because people can innately tell that its a corruption of that relationship and responsibility, and that its introducing sin to the animal.
The girl I'm with needs to be prepared for long winded explanations of things that aren't the original question but still give the actual answer to her original question. If she's the type of girl to say TLDR didn't ask we'll not get along.
anons, have you ever shared porn with a girl? how did that go? what did you share?
>>33370793How would you feel about something in the 6.25-6.5 range?
>>33370797Education and parents need to do better
>>33370777it's weirdly fascinating. like, gore or murder is so.. interesting.
>>33370715>more like 6 at bestI don't think you know how to read rulers...
>>33370799Hentai images, if that counts.
It went well.
>>33370799she seemed, i don't how to put it into words, she didn't like it
>>33370789are guys who like big boobs considered size kings?
>>33370799More than once, mixed bag. Its never really gone bad, but it also has sometimes just ended with "yeah, not really my jam."
>>33370801If itโs attached to the right man then I am sure it would do the trick
>>33370806Bone pressed is bullshit anyway
>>33370799F
Yes. It went well
>>33370799you know, i just realized something. a girl has actually shared porn with me, but I've never shared porn with a girl.
what an idiot i was when i was younger. If only we could go back in time with the social skills we have now and redo all of our lives again. that would be nice.
>>33370783im more of a musician! im good with my hands..
>>33370806I do, but you donโt seem to know how to use one
>>33370797>don't stop running >lower your level>keep your head up>aim with your shoulder >wrap>maintain speed>drive
girls
how are your titties?
>>33370805do you feel a bit of fear while watching it?
>>33370804buy boys/men often get that through the web
>>33370809Idk. I like them big but not 1% big.
And I like chubby, too. So might help.
No more comments about my dick, they set off women talking about them.
>>33370796no, just original, garden-variety wordplay. this part is integral to the power fantasy
>>33370812>>33370816The standard measurement method used for every reputable scientific study of dick size is bullshit? Come on now.
>>33370814what did she share with you and yeah, that would be neat
>>33370795men say shit like this and then proceed to not post any pics
>>33370811We're still talking about girth here, right?
>>33370824Itโs stupid because saying I have an 8 inch dick feels fraudulent, Iโm never getting all of my dick in a woman
>>33370715>itโs attached to him, it could never be hot even if it was hugeLmao. Based femanon.
My old friend from primary school straight up posts porn on his stories. What the point of that? i really dont understand what he's trying to accomplish. And its not like he's a weirdo neet like me. He's a somewhat social person
>>33370820not at all. after seeing some shit on kaotic dot com or rotten nothing bothered me so much.
>>33370815Are you good with your mouth too? Do you sing?
>>33370827oh, I missed that, lol
that seems - girthy, but I am sure it would feel good
>>33370818They're meh. I wish they at least looked nice. I guess they won't sag.
>>33370830larping as sex positive I suppose
>>33370828What the heck does that matter? You know there are other things to do with dicks other than insert them, right?
>>33370831uh, i'm surprised a girl would go on kaotic
>>33370834Good to know :)
>>33370818they arenโt exactly to my preference but I am trying to come to terms with that
>>33370741>femanon, what are you worried aboutWish feminism never happened. I dont like waging, other women gossip too much, too much drama.
>>33370628My dicks big enough to make you cum.
>>33370833mhm! i do lots of throat exercises, why do you ask?
Really is cucked that everything has to be attracting women
I really despise dancing and like wearing my cargo shorts
>>33370840im surprised you know what it is.
>>33370849>like wearing my cargo shortsAutism
>>33370840more like k.o-dick
>>33370848Because my moves can make you sing.
>>33370839Do you? Youโre a virgin
>>33370849cargo shorts are trendy and most dancing is faggy, stop trying to find something to whine about
>>33370854ugh you flirt just come over already :3
femanons, how much sexual experience have you got
Dancing is based. You guys are lame.
>>33370820I said better. No one is going to completely remove every bad thing
>>33370855Just ask your mother.
>>33370857Yes. And friend
Women are horrible and I hate them.
>>33370858sorry fempai, my dick is not big enough to satisfy you. but i hope you have a good night.
femanons, what porn do you watch
>>33370868love you too anon
>>33370850I want to talk more with you, is there a place you'd be comfortable doing that? I'm more genuinely interested in your other points and I'm feeling chatty.
Women are edible and i ate them
>>33370858Thanks for showing me I'm still smooth as ever.
I don't know what dick feels like
>>33370691>First date after coming out, she took me to a sushi restaurant and gave racist remarks about the staff and complained about foreigners getting a free ride from the government. Iโm half asian, did she do it in purpose? Anyways weโre married now jk jk heheDoes she play BG3 by any chance?
>>33370869cuddles r enough for me !!!
>>33370874spit it out
>>33370870I rarely watch porn but when I do, I like watching men fucking sex toys
>>33370866Can I have a threesome with both of you?
>>33370875a little too smooth..
>>33370878enough of that, you're gonna make me sad that i live on the opposite end of the country v_v which means you're making a puppy man sad ergo you're making puppies sad which is a terrible thing to do
>>33370873sure, post your discord in redtoga
>>33370876what a coincidence, i dont know know what pussy feels like
>>33370879slipknot reference?
>>33370870All sorts, but my go-to is anal, throat fuck and dildo stuff.
>>33370879>I rarely watch porn but when I do, I like watching men fucking sex toysMe too, some actresses are better than others though.
>>33370866Wow, I'd be way too shy to do that. Did you feel like you had to pick something relatively tame?
>>33370892very fanny anon
>>33370890maybe
>>33370882This is why lesbians won't be friends with us
>>33370887noooo puppy don't be sad wahh ใ
ใ
you'll find a girl, just don't break anymore hearts with those lines of yours
Impaling yourself on a ruler to give your dick more inches is cope.
>>33370894I do like a nice girl fanny
>>33370882We donโt know you.
>>33370895Iโm bi so technically we could, but I get what you mean
>>33370886how much do you want it
>>33370897finding women isn't the issue, it's having to deal with Society to find them that fucks me off, and not in the good way
>>33370887bro still hasnt figured out hes talking to a fat white dude
>>33370900>We donโt know you.Let's get to know each other then.
What kind of stuff are you into? I mean interests.
>>33370902i think about it every night
>>33370891do you have experience
>>33370905fat white dudes can still be women, actually
>>33370893Nah we donโt have to hold back
>>33370907why don't you do something about it
>>33370904Iโm leaving more dom
>>33370903>fucks me offlol
me too, finding guys isn't hard but having to deal with all of that is... annoying to say the least
>>33370912no one i'm attracted to is accessible
Darn, I have been way too self conscious about what I'm into.
>>33370915Interesting...
Elaborate?
femanons, what are the erogenic places on your body
>>33370910xirs feminine girlcock is ready for you :3
I get sad whenever i watch porn and see dicks way huger than mine. Why even bother
>>33370921Iโm switch, but wife is sub. So Iโm dom with her and sub if we have a FFM threesome
>>33370922my central nervous system
>>33370916the worst part for me is that everything i do keeps me in the house, all my hobbies and my work and stuff involves computers at home so i don't have any way to naturally meet people, and dating apps work fine but it's just too soulless. modern society, needs to go away and never come back
>>33370926So like do I headbutt you to turn you on or something
>>33370930Based. Switches are superior.
>>33370769>f20>i like porn. does this make me a bad person?I don't think it's considered bad under Judaism.
But it seems like most of the people who become pornstars have a lot of trauma/addiction/mental illness.
It's also kind of fucking up society by making people want increasingly perverted things. For example, things like cuckolding, incest, and raceplay were quite rare in porn about 15 years ago, but are all over the place now.
>>33370932dating apps r so fake don't even try with those.
do you have any spare time to go out often n meet people?
M or F
Favorite celebrity?
>>33370936>I don't think it's considered bad under Judaism.Tf? Yes it is.
>>33370935Oh fine, I'll go cover your neck in kisses instead.
Why are alternative men evil? Iโd like to date someone with similar interests but alt men are some scheming ass insecure hoes.
>>33370926elaborate? what do you like? is it about finding a person that you resonate with
>>33370934Ooo thatโs a nice compliment, thanks anon
>>33370930Oh, hello stardew, I didn't recognize you.
Would any of you ladies want this grandma approved freshly high functioning autistic blueberry pie that was made before she died? This is her best one she got right this time.
>>33370943What is an alt man? I just have long hair and dress like a homeless man.
>>33370944yeah, he has to be able to make me feel like letting my guard down, relax in his presence, be vulnerable and open up, make me feel like I crave to have more of him in every way
>>33370942that works too
>>33370941>Tf? Yes it is.Sorry, who is the owner of Mindgeek again?
>>33370941I should've added the asterisk that I've only read the Torah, not the Talmud.
>>33370930Would be cool to lose my virginity in a threesome
>>33370949Just a guy who listens to the music and participates in the subculture
>>33370948do u have any tea to go with it perchance
>>33370923oh boy, mystery meat feminine girlcock, my favorite
>>33370938yeah, but i don't. never went to college, my high school friends are scattered across the country, i don't enjoy socializing or dating enough to feel very motivated to go out and meet people, and so i haven't for like a decade. which is why i growl and sleep on the floor and fantasize about touching other people's fruits and stuff. how do you do it, anon?
>>33370939F
Alison Brie, loved her in community. Idk I donโt think about celebrities that much
Sometimes i just like reading the local news of small countries to see whats going on. Recommend me some countries please
>>33370953>ethnic jew >this means he practices the religion and follows its rules. Are you retarded or sum?
Dating is cringe
Sex tourism is based
>>33370946Nice, im trying to be more anon.
Hi. How are you?
femanon, when was the last time you kissed somebody
>>33370956What kind of music do you like?
>>33370957Yes, English tea with cream and sugar. The tea is a comfortable warm too.
>>33370943I like metal, hardcore, and horror. But I just look like a regular guy. I guess I have longer hair than most.
>>33370970Goth, metal, rock, new wave, indie, grunge, some pop. Iโm not picky.
>>33370959wow you're literally like a werewolf
uhm... go out, school, job, any spaces with humans, if i socialize a lot then around once every 2-3 weeks a guy (or girl) asks me out. i usually say yes if i like them and know them well enough to consider them.
I want a nice, healthy relationship full of threesomes and moresomes
>>33370965I'm well, thanks. Are you enjoying summer?
>>33370974Yeah, I'm into those.
Nobody would know unless they asked though.
The long hair ig is a giveaway.
>>33370971any chamomile? it's 2 am n im considering sleeping..
>>33370972type o negative? lifelover?? infant annihilator???
>>33370953Greg Lansky doesn't own mindgeek.
He's the creator of BLACKED.
manons
why the FUCK do you act tough like noooo anon you couldnt handle my hornyness it would overwhelm you!! and then are just pussy lil bitches who wont even post hd shots of your chuck rump and loins
>>33370979Am I evil? Yes I am.
>>33370977Yeh. Got my bottom surgery scheduled hehe.
>>33370985Hit. Carry my kids.
>>33370961San Marino, the world's oldest republic.
It doesn't get much smaller than that.
>>33370984Speak english nigga
>>33370984the moids of atoga are certified pussies
>>33370984I'm self conscious about my sexuality, I'm still overweight, and my penis is below average.
>>33370979Not anymore...
>>33370985Don't answer for me.
>>33370985See, you proved my point
>>33370977Yes! Iโm back home, long cozy days with family and friends. Next week Iโm going hiking again, so excited. And Iโm finally playing BG3.
What about you?
>>33370992Tf does not anymore mean?
>>33370976Most of those relationships collapse because of it.
>t. Was the 3rd
>>33370984Because go fuck yourself
>>33370993On with the action now, I'll strip your pride.
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you writhe
>>33370976I have absolutely no interest in a threesome within a relationship. It can only invite trouble and I find exclusivity way hotter.
Wish femanons would give me a diamond head
>>33370980It's english tea, but it'll help you in the morning. She got iced sweet tea too.
>>33371000A little dramatic
>>33370975oh it's gotten pretty bad, i think socializing really is like a muscle, i'm not even very autistic but i find it hard to relate to people. it's gotten to the point that when i do hang around the few friends i have, i am utterly shameless in whatever weird bits i do, to the point of showing up to stuff in costume. but at least i can awoooooo.
you sound pretty experimental with your dating. kind of the opposite of me, really, though surely you must not be single? sounds like you date a good amount.
Is my dick actually big or do women just say that
I'm recovering incel
Haven't fully shown it to anyone yet but I've been flirting with women online sending dickprint pics and the couple I've sent it to act surprised about it and mention it
It's only 6.5" x5.5"
Idk if it being behind fabric is adding mystery size to it or what
Damn I probably shoulda whipped it out when they replied like that
I'm going slow though
Plus I know people who've been blackmailed for their dick pics
Idk if it would be smart to send
>>33370984Sexual insecurity due to maladjustment in youth
We're on 4chan, remember
Unless you're talking about normalfags
I wish femanon with big boobs would give me a chance
my last wish is for femanons to say something to me and give me (You)s
Does anyone else get tired and try to sleep, but your brain wonโt let you sleep because it needs you to listen to the same song over and over again?
>>33371011>Damn I probably shoulda whipped it out when they replied like thatyou still have time...
Women would you date him?
>>33371012A specific one, or just any big titty femanon?
>>33371017Nope
One is ghosting, the other it's been 3 weeks
The others never moved into dms
Again idk if I ever wanna send full nudes
>>33371006iced sweet tea, pretty please.
>>33371009i try to give most people a chance (i feel mean if i reject them) but holy fucking shit, why are men so... they mess up. they always mess up in every way. one guy literally masterbaited to me using TWELVE PAIRS of socks in one week. then told me about it. what the actual fuck. like they always start off normal and cutesy and fine but then the red flags go off n i have to break it off. sighhhj give me a normal man universe..
>>33371018No, but heโs funny, he will do just fine
>>33370982>type o negative?They're great.
>lifelover??I haven't heard of them before.
>infant annihilator???I've been meaning to check them out.
The most recent band I've liked has been Medeia.
So the orgy has calmed down?
>>33371028huh, be careful, i feel like that's a pretty good way to come across someone pretty unsavory. i'm ngl, i do feel like that's the sort of thing i'd share with someone, but not in earnest. that can't be one nut per sock, right? it'd be a waste of a sock. wait a minute, twelve PAIRS?
>>33371033yay!! love finding people with similar music tastes.
haven't heard of medala yet though
did you know that in judaism it's forbidden to listen to women sing
>>33371043I have seen nothing
>>33371036yes, do the math...
>>33371042abrahamics seem to despise music for some reason
>>33370994That sounds nice. I'm from Arizona, so I mostly hide from the summer. I need to upgrade my PC so I can play BG3, and the Oblivion remaster.
Eurofoids, are you ready to become sex slaves for Ahmed?
Why are greek girls so hot?
>>33371047because it's a drug
I want a long term relationship and eventually have kids with someone who goes to orgies with me but I'm scared to put that on my dating profile
>>33371046from now on, i am going to organize the women in my life by the weekly average amount of cumsocks they make me spawn. a 24 cumsock factor? you're humble bragging
>>33371041You are? Use your words anon
>>33370996I was an asshole as a teenager, but I've reformed quite a bit in my 20s.
>>33371053Ideal proportions
>>33371067Too much sand in my Abraham
My wife's cunty hag stoner friend is trying to plan a weekend at a resort town about 2 hours away for her birthday. Am i weird to think this is an unreasonable request for a whole weekend just for your birthday? This woman is 40 years old. All couples are invited so I'd probably have to go for the sake of my wife, even though I can hardly stand being around any of her friends. A night out i can understand for someone's birthday but a whole fucking weekend, and on a holiday when I'd rather relax sounds completely insane and unreasonable to me. Am I wrong to think that? I don't think this bitch deserves a whole weekend of everyone's time at a destination resort just to celebrate her birthday. I stopped caring about celebrating my birthday when I turned 20 so I can't relate to this
Omg male anons vsauce uploaded!
>>33371050i was ready to become a sex slave for you but you didnt want me
>>33371053they are the treacherous daughters of echidna and men are drawn inexorably to that deadly allure, as they were even in ancient times
>>33371067Violent, heretical pedophile cult
Should be culled
>>33371042Is that in the Talmud?
>>33371070Iโm planning on going on a solo trip for my 21st, is that bad?
>>33370930do you dominate her with your butt?
>>33371081Too much Abraham in my sand
>>33371053>Why are greek girls so hot?Are they? I never hear them mentioned.
It's always French, Italian, Spanish, Russian, and Swedish.
>>33371078That makes sense to me, you're doing something for yourself and not demanding 2 days+ of everyone's time to go along on the trip with you.
are women with round butts appreciated in europe?
>>33371048Fun. I live in the mountains and we still got roasted. Every year it gets a little worse. Arizona has mountains andโฆ dessert?
>>33371067At least you're not leftists.
>>33371089Only by the migratns. Pretty sure all the native men are gay.
>>33371070Get trashed, enjoy the beach, and plap your wife. Why let this hoe bother you?
>>33371023And so there you go a fresh blueberry pie with sweet tea.
Where do I meet clingy gf
Femanons, my (advice)?
Date an Indian bro. The grass is greener and all that jazz.
>>33371085Gib, Russian or Italian Grillfriend, plz.
what comes to your mind when you think of islam
>>33371088um, is she demanding or just doing a thing and inviting others? you sound like you're being pissy imo, lighten up
>>33371099Don't be mad because I'm right
>>33371101Muhammad creating it to evade taxes from traders
>>33371020I thought this was going somewhere...
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Good morning, Euros.
>>33371083Among other things, yes
>>33371105White children are already a minority in the USA
>>33371110I never said we don't have our own problems. Our women are retarded, your men are gay.
>>33371091>Every year it gets a little worseIt really does. It feels so much hotter now than when I was a kid.
>Arizona has mountains andโฆ dessert?We do have some mountain, yeah. But it's mostly desert.
>>33371050>EurofoidsThey don't' exist on /adv/. But on /int/ or /pol/ sure...
>>33371100Is that Giga Max Stirner?
>>33371104She's inviting, not demanding, but it's for the whole weekend. I could manage a day around these people but not an entire weekend. She's also incredibly flaky so we might plan the whole shit out then she cancels last minute. Also the two times i went on vacation with her she always causes drama and has massive drug fueled anxiety breakdowns so the whole time its about her friends always soothing her insteadof everyonehaving a nice relaxing time. By the way it's a town in the desert and it's going to be over 100 degrees- when I could be with my wife and baby at the beach instead.
If she didn't have a history of always causing dumb drama and having mental breakdowns on the 2 vacations I went on her with previously, I'd be more down.
>>33371113american men are either manchildren or closeted tough guys who drives ford raptors, which is why they deserve american women
>>33371123Tell yourself whatever makes you feel better.
>>33371120>Max StirnerTruthfully, I don't now who that is, but I guess it would be. Meme creators are good at mixing two different things together.
>>33371094It's not at the beach, it's in a landlocked desert town 5 hours from the beach populated by mostly fags called Palm Springs
>>33371123I'll gladly take an Irish, Danish, or Czech girl instead
>>33371085i want french, italian or greek gf
maybe swedish
>>33371127Ok so hike and hit a swimming hole
I just a gf with big boobies :/
>>33371028>Tell a girl to her face you jacked off to her 24 times, with 24 socksIs this the level of shamelessness you need to get a girlfriend these days?
>>33371130Russian, Italian or Spanish for me.
>>33371130>>33371133For me it's all about Baltic girls- very beautiful and traditionally feminine.
>>33371138baltic cultures sound cold, frigid and slightly autistic
>>33371135many such cases
>>33371028How do you know he was telling the truth?
>>33371130>czechporn addict or prostie client
>>33371003NTA. Have you had any threesomes before?
>>33371149I am a khhv.
Still don't care for them tho
>>33371109Have you ever used a Strap-on on each other?
>>33371141Yeh, to me it's hot. I had two Baltic gfs in the past, one Russian Latvian and one Estonian. Both were total mindfucks but were the best sex I ever had in my life. The gap between how frigid they act in public and how whorish and wild and submissive they were in bed was amazing. I dated Scandi and German girls in the past, they were extremely high maintenance and acted like hot shit, but were boring starfishes in bed. Never again.
>>33371152You will never be me, Sukhdeep.
>>33370976Threesomes kill relationships pretty consistently though. I think Patrice O'Neal made some comments about how there's a bunch of rules to threesomes you have to obey if you don't want your girl to leave you after. The main ones were not kissing the other girl and making sure you finish on/in your girl.
I think your best hope for a threesome, outside of a fucked up poly relationship, is taking two girls home from a bar or club.
>>33371138niggas think "traditionally feminine" means wearing some clothing from the middle ages
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>>33371157hoes (you) big-big mad, fr, fr.
>>33371127>Palm Springs>summerKEK
Enjoy the heat
Daily reminder to the men on here to stay the fuck away from white women.
>>33371163bretty sure it's slyvannas windrunner.
>>33371168Usually. But I think Stardew is probably hot.
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>>33371166why you angry, lil man?
>>33371168>chatback to twitch, faggot
>>33371166Japanese women are cheaters.
>>33371161No, they act like women instead of feminist girlbosses with chips on their shoulders trying to overcompensate and assert their feminist values all the time like American and scandi girls do. That shit is obnoxious. Baltic girls tend to look and dress and behave like actual women.
>>33371158That's alliance territory
>I'm not talking about the tree
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I was bored and did the MBTI thing again, apparently I'm an INTP now.
Started as INTJ, went to INFP, and now I'm an INTP.
Another boobieless night.
Gn atoga
>>33371177NTA. Should I get a mail order bride?
>>33371179>I'm an INTP now.Your type does not change. The tests are there to help you discern your type, but they are deeply flawed on the basis that they are attempting to understand cognition by asking questions about your behavior.
If you want to figure out your type, the best way is to learn about the cognitive functions -
Fi - Fe
Ti - Te
Ni - Ne
Si - Se
>>33371179Itโs bullshit, I get something different every time I do it because it just depends on the mood of the day
Mould in my water bottle
Fuck my life
>>33371171I also donโt post about threesomes on Reddit, and thanks.
>>33370930Have you two ever had a threesome with a Black man?
>>33371187>he doesn't eat moldweak
>>33371181stay and watch us burn the midnight oil.
>>33371188That's why you should just reuse a plastic bottle until it's too run-down to keep going.
>>33371180>>33371169Why are they pretending to be Stardew
>>33371190I did, accidental
>>33371184>>33371185Well, I guess I'm in a INTP mood then.
>>33371184>Your type does not changeThey actually do. That's why the MBTI is considered pseudoscience.
>>33371189Yes, a few times actually.
>>33371197no idea what that means but good for you or sorry that happened
>>33371198Big 5 is the most accurate one. Most others either do the same or only measure only 1 of the 5 traits.
Time to jerk off before making a decision related to my dating life. Wish me luck, folks.
>>33371189No, but weโre not against the concept. Our location and hobby has very few or no black people
>>33371201That's so hot. And you both were submissive for him?
>>33371205Take my virginity pls
>>33371193That wouldโve been a good idea
>>33371206Noo! I fell for the troll
>>33371205
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>>33371205what about... Indian (Brown) Man?
>>33371198"I received a different answer from this test" does not equal "I am a different type today".
>That's why the MBTI is considered pseudoscienceIt's psychology so it will always be in a grey area.
How do you delineate between "science" and "pseudoscience"?
>>33371203The Big 5 is extremely bland and says very little about a person.
>>33371182No because those women are transactional whores. But American girls are fucking obnoxious. I was a student in London, that's how I got to meet all the different types of euro girls and that's how I formed my opinions based on experience. I knew nothing about Baltic countries before moving to LDN but their women are peak. I went to Riga with my Latvian Russian ex and all the women in that city were goddesses. Even the mid ones were skinny and dressed and acted feminine so they were much hotter than the average American or british girl who hold themselves back with their obnoxious behavior
>>33371210They're transparent so mold doesn't ho unnoticed.
They come with the water the first time.
It doesn't matter if you lose one.
>>33371214Same.
>>33371213I donโt get it
>>33371203>Big 5 is the most accurate oneThis is correct. It's the only personality test with empirical support.
>>33371216>The Big 5 is extremely bland and says very little about a personIt says everything you need to know. And it's the most scientific one.
Mbti is used by mentally ill people to self-diagnose or like zodiac signs.
>>33371225Oops, I meant, are you open to?
>>33371221Whatโs the connection?
>>33371226>personalityand
>empirical rigoraren't actually a good mix
>>33371225Someone was pretending to be you.
>>33371229Oh, I replied to the wrong post.
Take my virginity pls
>>33371228Yes, apply to every race
>>33371227Big 5 is about as deep and complex as a puddle, which probably describes your actual personality.
>>33371232Oh that happens a lot.
But this is me
>>33371205
>>33371236>>33371230NTA.
Why do you have such strong opinions on something you clearly haven't studied?
>>33371234IDon'tBelieveYou.png
Black Man, I do, but others?
Are you farming for karma or sumthin?
>>33371230>aren't actually a good mixAnon...
We know. That's why it's based on statistic models.
>>33371236Touched a nerve huh? Jarvis, play a laughter track.
Who knew ENTJ was a blacked poster
>>33371238ngl, there is a rustic charm to it.
Minimalism isn't bad.
>>33371243She's Nordic, they're not racist.
>>33371245He's Indian like most blacked posters
hope all foids get runny noses and coughs
everyone always talks about ENTJ, but where's the ENTP love?
>>33371244>muh statistical models!This is how you know you are talking to a science worshipper and not an actual scientist
>>33371243Iโm Scandinavian-Asian, I donโt care about race hehe. Hot people are hot
>>33371245Everyone, that's why he brings it up constantly.
>>33371244>Touched a nerve huh? Jarvis, play a laughter track.He hates the big 5 because he can't name himself after percentages. He has Narcissistic Personality Disorder due to childhood trauma.
>>33369820What are they doing with the data?
>>33371252Femanons be like:
Just as ENTJ started this bit where he calls everyone indian, he's not started accusing everyone of being himself
incredibly schizophrenic
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>>33371205How big is the biggest dick you and your wife have seen?
>>33371256>asianThat explains a lot.
>>33371262She doesn't seem like a tranny. I'm from Portland, so I'm used to their bullshit.
>>33371242Said like anybody has bothered to understand MBTI or the Jungian functions before dismissing it. Literally anytime it is mentioned.
Horror and true crime content cause women to misunderstand so many men
Like if I told a woman I wanted to build a house with a multi floor secure bunker in it she'd immediately think of Fritzl and serial killers and 10 Cloverfield Lane and me tying her up and locking her in a room all day except for bathroom breaks and watching her pee through a spy camera, but in reality I'm a perfectly normal guy and I hate pedos and serial killers and kidnappers and so on, and she'd know about the bowl cam.
>>33371264I donโt know, we donโt bring measurement tape. 18cm? Is that a size that seem big?
>>33371267How
>>33371252they went to snuggle with chad.
It's ogre.
>>33371255OH MY SCOINCE!!
The same statistical models say that you are 100% a retard. :)
phone me once in a while
let me know you're alright
tell you again that I'm fine
THEN WE GO ABOUT OUR SEPARATE LIVES
>>33371275According to my calculations you're 105% gay with a 0% margin of error
>>33371269>multi-millionaire>looks like a barbie doll>married to a woman>regular MFF threesomes>never posted pic, toonme or vocarooyeah totally believable, man.
>>33371279>According to my calculations you're 105% gay with a 0% margin of errorThat's not how statistics work.
>>33371280>grrr why wonโt she prove herself to me
>>33371270I've read the works of Jung, Myers, and even David Kersey. I used to think it was the valid. But it's not. Post some studies showing its efficacy.
>>33371281The regression model shows you have in fact regressed to a caveman
>>33371280I posted many toonme, too bad itโs not allowed anymore.. but yeah I use the site as intended, being anon.
>>33371256Please take my virginity
>>33371282>grrr why wont you believe my larprope yourself, troon
Why don't any women want to live underground with me and see other people and the sun less frequently than once per month
>>33371287You arenโt some fucking arbiter of justice by negging someone, spastic
>>33371272That's a decent size
>>33371280I must've missed the millionaire part. Are trannies known to be wealthy?
>>33371284That's also not how regression models work.
But mine shows that your retardation is dependent on the fact you are brown.
>>33371283Sure you have.
>efficacy.What exactly do you think the purpose of testing personality is?
>>33371289thats not negging, faglord.
>>33371285NTA.
I probably shouldn't have name dropped you. I'll try to remember not to next time.
>>33371290are larpers known to lie?
>>33371291Get a pig labeled 1 3 and 4, usually takes a crane to get it out
>>33371290Hm? Iโm not trans. But some upset guy really wants me to be one, itโs weird.
I canโt think of any trans millionaires, but Iโm sure they exist
>>33371293>Sure you haveI could just as easily say the same about you.
>>33371293>What exactly do you think the purpose of testing personality is?To make testable predictions. Just like everything scientific.
>>33371306>To make testable predictionsAnd for what purpose might that be?
Okay now I'm actually going to sleep gn
>>33371292I donโt know who that is.
>>33371298Thatโs okay. Itโs funny to see what people have turned me into this time.
Right now Iโm a post op trans lesbian living on my dadโs inheritance for some reason, Iโm being turned into a myth in real time
babe, my favorite song is on
Come down in the cave wife, I'm playing the universe on the surround sound again
>>33371307Scientifically speaking, there is no other purpose. It could possibly provide some utility to businesses and individuals.
>>33371312>Right now Iโm a post op trans lesbian living on my dadโs inheritance for some reason, Iโm being turned into a myth in real timeI guess this is how folklore starts.
Who are you romancing in BG3?
>>33371323My taste in music is only for me and that one guy on /mu/ at 3 in the morning.
>>33371198>>33371203>>33371184>a National Academy of Sciences committee reviewed data from MBTI research studies and concluded that only the I-E scale has high correlations with comparable scales of other instruments and low correlations with instruments designed to assess different concepts, showing strong validity. In contrast, the S-N and T-F scales show relatively weak validity. The 1991 review committee concluded at the time there was "not sufficient, well-designed research to justify the use of the MBTI in career counseling programs".[71] This study based its measurement of validity on "criterion-related validity (i.e. does the MBTI predict specific outcomes related to interpersonal relations or career success/job performance?)."[71] The committee stressed the discrepancy between popularity of the MBTI and research results stating, "the popularity of this instrument in the absence of proven scientific worth is troublesome."[72] There is insufficient evidence to make claims about utility, particularly of the four letter type derived from a person's responses to the MBTI items.
>>33371325Gale. We just had wizard-sex actually. You? My wife is romancing Karlach
>>33371331I'm a Karlach fan!
>>33371329>>33371293>>33371281>It has been estimated that between a third and a half of the published material on the MBTI has been produced for the special conferences of the Center for the Application of Psychological Type (which provide the training in the MBTI, and are funded by sales of the MBTI) or as papers in the Journal of Psychological Type (which is edited and supported by MyersโBriggs advocates and by sales of the indicator).[63] It has been argued that this reflects a lack of critical scrutiny.[63] Many of the studies that endorse MBTI are methodologically weak or unscientific.[13] A 1996 review by Gardner and Martinko concluded: "It is clear that efforts to detect simplistic linkages between type preferences and managerial effectiveness have been disappointing. Indeed, given the mixed quality of research and the inconsistent findings, no definitive conclusion regarding these relationships can be drawn."[13][64]>The test has been likened to horoscopes, as both rely on the Barnum effect, flattery, and confirmation bias, leading participants to personally identify with descriptions that are somewhat desirable, vague, and widely applicable.[10][65] MBTI is not recommended in counseling.Apparently it's not just wrong, it's basically a grift.
>>33371280>>multi-millionaire>>looks like a barbie doll>>married to a woman>>regular MFF threesomes>>never posted pic, toonme or vocarooSo another ENTJ tier shitposter
>>33371320Fundamentally, the only reason you'd "need" to be able to make "predictions" based on people's personalities is so you can control and manage people more effectively.
I do not believe that the efficiency with which any model of human personality allows for that is the only measure of its value.
The actual purpose should be self-understanding and to better understand others.
Also, you saw the first post I made on this topic was pointing out that the tests are flawed and not a good way of understanding MBTI, but then demanded I argue for the validity of MBTI by proving its "scientific efficacy". Care to explain how that makes sense?
>>33371329>copy & paste from wikipediaDo me a favour, just don't bother thinking about this topic, at all.
>>33371304Since you're rich, you should visit the U.S and have a foursome with Actuaranon and her wife :P
>>33371328What if I just play music women like while suggesting sex things, do they become hot
>>33371335pretty much that, could be ENTJ himself, for all I know
>>33371338Keep dreaming, Sarge
>>33371332I like her positive attitude. Whoโs your least favorite, itโs Laeโzel lol so mean
>>33371338Donโt know who that is.
We went to the US for the sole purpose to see Starry Night, they donโt deserve it give it back to Netherlands hehe
>>33371343Who do you think is spamming this MBTI garbage today?
>>33371337>Do me a favour, just don't bother thinking about this topic, at all.Do you have any data? Or just your sophomoric opinions?
>>33371349these guys
>>>/r9k/81813717
Why the fuck do I sabotage myself
That girl was unironically cute
>>33371355no heheing is verboten
>>33371347>Laeโzel lI don't like her at all. I wish I didn't recruit her. Lol.
>>33369782goddamn you half-Japanese girls
do it to me every time
>>33371337You seem to misunderstand why we do science.
>Also, you saw the first post I made on this topic was pointing out that the tests are flawed and not a good way of understanding MBTI, but then demanded I argue for the validity of MBTI by proving its "scientific efficacy". Care to explain how that makes senseNTA.
>>33369787oh yeah i want that 0u0
>>33371353>MBTIfags are r9k touristsPottery
Just finished watching The Amateur. Fucking love Rami Malek, weird ass owl eyed motherfucker. Decent movie, too bad they killed off the hot russian milf though.
>>33371243>>33371247>>33371256She's Norwegian, they are a broken people.
>>33370653DD, diarrhea delay.
>>33370607>If you were here sitting on my face yeah.
>>33371252me too i hope i get a runny nose and a cough
>>33370604I don't need perfect.
>>33370691Your wife sounds based, although she's Italian so they tend to be.
>>33371378Isn't that the guy who supports transkids rights?
>>33370896>wife doesnt play BG3>>33371331>wife is romancing Karlach ?
>>33371384ENTJeet forgot the script
>>33371360>You seem to misunderstand why we do science.You seem to not truly understand what motivates human behavior in the first place.
>>33371350immediately consulting wikipedia for an opinion on anything is the definition of "sophmoric"
>>33371387want some vodka
>>33371380Agreed, and thanks Iโll let her know
>>33371386>You seem to not truly understand what motivates human behavior in the first place.r9kbro, btw
>>33371395I'm not sure what this means
>>33371384You mistook a bad joke I did about a bad dating experience and my actual wife.
My wife is amazing, never had a bad date with her
>>33371391i've never had vodka before does it just taste like alcohol
Women, how feminist is too feminist in a BF?
>>33371398for a supposed self-made millionaire you are dumb as shit.
>>33371348>Donโt know who that is.She's a bi finance babe who posts here.
>We went to the US for the sole purpose to see Starry Night, they donโt deserve it give it back to Netherlands heheWell... The UK had to give back Ozymandias.
Did you know Van Gogh painted Starry Night in a mental institution right after a suicide attempt?
>>33371405Not if you actually read the post
I have short stubby toes because I am short and have small feet. I will never be able to sell any feet pics.
>>33371413I forget about Van Gogh stories because there are so many. He straight up assaulted a woman that was just waking down the road because he wanted to paint her. A weird, probably not a good dude, but an excellent painter.
>>33371426nta
wasnt van gogh an incel
>>33371388>immediately consulting wikipedia for an opinion on anything is the definition of "sophmoric"Not really.
>Sophomoric>conceited and overconfident of knowledge but poorly informedThat would be a more appropriate description if I posted something like the New York Times.
>>33371426>He straight up assaulted a woman that was just waking down the road because he wanted to paint herOh shit, I'd never heard that.
>>33371403>Women, how feminist is too feminist in a BF?Assuming there is such a thing...
Does Neuro cum in that audio?
>>33371438most likely not
>>33371437seething moid hands
>>33371424Post em and prove it, we'll let you know if guys would pay for them
>>33371429Idk, he basically lived in a brothel for a while and painted prostitutes.
>>33371446No, I am self conscious.
>>33371445I think you misread? I was saying there may not be such a thing as too feminist.
>>33371448based
kinda wish i could do that
>>33371438The testosterone fucked up her voice.
>>33371444Is that because most women don't orgasm from intercourse?
>>33371434Yeah, every time I read up on an artist there is always the moment of โand then what happenedโ. If you want a fun read into crazy artists I suggest Caravaggio too.
>>33371455She probably would've cum if she were taking test
Fools, why arenโt you hagmaxxing?
>>33371465imagine getting baby trapped by her lol
>>33371465whats so bad about her?
>>33371396means we know where are you coming from
>>>/r9k/81813717
>>33371476She looks like the homeless woman that keeps asking me for money to buy drugs on campus
Today I had my first sexual fantasy that could be described as raceplay.
I've had fantasized about non-white women before, but never in any way that could be seen as degrading to her just by race.
Feels a bit weird.
>>33371476Unironically also thought she looks homeless.
Just incredibly unkempt.
>>33371405>>33371445>>33371216>>33370953What's with the reading comprehension today? Did burgers stay up too late?
>>33371498Itโs pajeet saar shit covered fingers have typed these posts
>>33370692>femanon, how is your relation with your sister(s)I miss the twin poster
>>33371465>>33371466>>33371469>>33371492>>33371495Literally just needs to comb her hair and wear a bit of makeup. You're the same kind of idiots who'd accuse her of being deceptive for basic grooming.
>get ping
>it's by a tripfag
>>33371458>most women don't orgasm from intercourse?I don't think that's accurate. Many do. Many don't.
>>33371505>tripfag defending an expired past her use by date Never a full moment here on /atoga/
How would you feel about your husband taking your last name?
>>3337151118-30% depending on the study.
>>33370415"Four stroke engine" is crazy
>she doesn't get here until 2027Playing the long game, gotta respect that
>>33370402Broootal choons m8
>>33371465She looks like someone who could definitely use a hug and a bar of soap probably
>>33371520I can make every woman I have sex with cum because Iโve got a fat cock and lots of energy
>>33371520>Women's reports of orgasm occurrence were highest in response to assisted intercourse (51-60%), second highest in response to intercourse with clitoral stimulation unspecified (31-40%), and lowest in response to unassisted intercourse (21-30%).Meh
>>33371524My cock (female) would destroy your bussy
>>33371520I was hoping this was bullshit, but it checks out :/
>>33371520That's why you need a sex crazy woman.
One who gets wet just from the thought of servicing you.
>>33371448He was der coomer
Bro was not an incel though, just a bit of a doomer; had several relationships as well as seeing prozzies iirc
>>33371413>gets sent to the looney bin for an hero attempt>paints one of the most iconic pieces of art of all timeThat's an extreme case of bi-winning
>>33371526>incel to tranny pipeline is real Sorry bro Iโm busy hagmaxxing, I canโt wait to say I literally fucked one of your moms lmao
>>33371518The women have checked out. It's just incels and me now.
my ex was almost obsessed with being still kind of young, rather pretty, and enjoyed me being several years older
i haven't heard from her in some time but she is slowly approaching 30 and i wonder if she is panicking especially since she is still a highly dependent neet last we talked
>>33371016All the time
>>33370990I'm still waiting on my certificate
>>33370818Lmao the gramps thumbs up in top right
Incels, if I could give you whatever it is about me that makes women like me, I would
>>33370799M
No, in what scenario would I do that kek
>>33370645Stop working out if you don't enjoy it and accept dying alone fat and happy with cats or something
Works for me anyway
>>33371515Both his wife and his lover called themselves fat, so you get the idea
>>33371529i get shamefully wet in the mouth slavering at the thought of performing the service of euthanizing you
>>33371544Hot.
Just inject me with your juices, babe.
Let's become one.
>>33370410Ogrethink less, be more present and assertive
>>33370422Cringe advertising kek
>>33370525Free the boobs
>>33370531At least you have self-awareness
Iktf still simping for my ex and don't even know if she'll have me back
>>33371515Well, she's the one that took the photo, so that's relevant.
There's waking up and rolling out of bed like that and then there's "imma gonna post this selfie!"
It's just that you idiots aren't seeing actual human beings in real life very often.
>>33371545delusional reprobate
the only one squirting will be you, from the neck and torso all the way down to the crotch as i violently bifurcate you with Moidbane
>>33371554Does he really deserve to be spoken to so sexyily?
As a woman, you haven't lived until you've seen male ass up close. Women, thoughts?
>>33371538How tall are you?
>>33371558Our asses are so flat, and square compared to yours. What is there to like?
>>333715596โ, 183cm for the euro
>>33371556compose yourself, wretch
cease projecting your horniness on me, lest the next thing that enters your ears be not words but steel
>>33371558Guy butt can be cute, but if we're taking just getting up close to something, lesbo tits are way hotter.
>>33366737Well in fairness all female spaces online are dreadful boring rulefag circlejerks where the human would goes to die, and the only two things they ever actually get spirited about are posting bizarre HRspeak paragraphs in unrestrained worship of pedos and faggots, and posting poorly written seething rants about hating men.
Basically like /r9k/ and the reason /r9k/ "just happens" to be both where incels and cum dumpsters congregate on here is because both are woman brained.
>>33371538Yeah gimme that talkative positive extrovert energy alright. Syringe it directly into my gland
>>33371563I could get a gf with that. I'll take it.
>>33371494It's okay if you talk about it beforehand with her. That's why I'll give my future bf the pass in bed.
>>33371572I would if I could, I am a waste
>>33371576You probably could anyways
>>33371575Good morning. But that wasn't a safe bet, there are plenty of tit appreciators ITT.
>>33371459>CaravaggioBro was a straight-up gangster ngl
>>33371538What's your personality like?
>>33371583Idk, the girls that Iโve seriously dated said they loved my tenderness. I guess sweet and caring?
Why is dating men impossible now
>>33371575>>33371580JH, the pedophilic dildolover?
>>33371482r9k is a shithole so no
>>33371585Why is it impossible?
>>33371584Fair play
>>33371587>check the age of consent for dildos>it has to be AT LEAST one week since their silicone was poured before it's legal to use them
>>33371565Does looking at boobs elicit the same emotion as looking at cock?
>>33371588Well, that's where mbtifags belong, together with the other outcasts
>>33371587Oh, right, I forgot about that. Bad morning, jh.
>>33371594Fuck no, not even close. It's similar to looking at man ass, though.
>>33371590>>33371591It's hard finding a guy who is willing to take initiative. Some are also incredibly emotional early into talking which makes talking to them burdenous because I feel like a therapist. I thought stuff was going well with this one guy but he ghosted me out of nowhere. Now i'm just confused on if I should take a break from trying to find someone or if I should keep trying,
>>33371587Don't forget her being a new (recycled) MGK's mistress
>>33371598>hard finding a guy who is willing to take initiativeDate older men I guess
>he ghosted me out of nowhereI'm sorry that happened anon, you didn't deserve that at all. It's more about him than you I'm sure
>>33371601Dating older men is easier said than done. I don't use dating apps and finding an older guy out and about is hard.
And thank you, I don't care that much but it still hurt,
>>33371598Guys are becoming more, and more feminine
>>33371605I agree, it forces me to be more masculine but that's not who I am so the relationship would never work even if it starts.
>>33371587Animal dildo, too.
>>33371585men worth dating get taken out of circulation immediately before they ever get to develop dating experience
a good mans response to "how did you meet her" should be that he doesnt know, because like all successful hunters she AMBUSHED him
good men must be stalked like field mice scurrying in the grass 1000 feet below the vigilant hawk
>>33371606NTA, it doesnโt force you to do shit, stop being desperate
>>33371608Yeah seems that way.
>>33371609Ok buddy
>>3337161019
>>33371604>don't care that much but it still hurtIt's understandable to feel hurt, you'll look back and realised you dodged a bullet tho
Maybe try apps idk
Is it weird if I get off to yaoi but dont want real men or dicks anywhere near me IRL?
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>>33371605>Guys are becoming more, and more feminineIsn't that what most women want?
>>33371613No. One is real life, and the other if fiction where the author and your imagination can idealize the scenario and people involved, making a fictional experience that's completely detached from reality.
i feel bad for jh getting bullied by guys for her tastes because i feel like theyre kinda tame and mine are way worse
>>33371616Don't feel bad. Internet bullies could target someone for liking the corner pieces of a square cake and call them Hitler for it. It means nothing.
>>33371613You like cocks, but you prefer to watch them from a safe distance, like watching lions at the zoo or angry moids on /atoga/
>>33371611>19Yeah, no wonder it's tough. Gen Zalpha is super girly.
>>33371622Letโs not talk about how all the onions men are millennials
>>33371622Yeah, I want an older guy but I dont know where to find them IRL.
>>33371616I'm scared of what would make shota seem tame by comparison.
>>33371616She's also bullied for her choices and morals, like flirting with MKG a couple of weeks ago, so don't feel too bad for her
>>33371624Oh, definitely. They're hipster manchildren.
>>33371625Just be sure to make him wait for sex (at least several months). Most older guys just want to pump and pump younger women.
>>33371632If I find one I will keep this in mind, I made my ex wait 6 months anyway.
>>33371614Women think they're "cute" but if you read what they masturbate to...
>>33371629Anon accidentally revealed that's the real reason why he doesn't like her.
>>33371613Are you straight?
>>33371625How much older?
>>33371634>I made my ex wait 6 months anyway.NTA. Based.
>>33371640Probably between 23-27, but I'd be cool upto 30,
>>33371634Oh, and watch out for the 50 something groomer on here. He's a total sleazball.
Women would you ever let your bf/husband have sex with other women without you having sex with other men? What would it take?
>>33371581Hehe, a bumbling gangster perhaps
>>33371644Lol I always watch out for those men.
>>3337164325/2+7=19.5
That'll do
>>33371646Bro was a BPDemon from the looks of things
>>33371647I'm not an old man. And my gf is exactly the same age as me.
>>33371650Yeah but I gotta find one.
state gender
what do you/would like to do on weekends
>>33371651Yeah, but god damn those skills
>>33371657Bro was insanely skilled yeh
>>33371628nosebleeds turn me on because my favorite fantasy is being kidnapped and savagely raped by a man who led me into a barn and started touching me and when i try to resist he casually slams his elbow into my nose and broke it instantly which took all the fight out of me
then he pins me down to the floor, the smell of damp hay mingling with the iron smell of blood in my collapsed sinuses
he wraps his big hands over my mouth and squeezes painfully at the sides of my face, bruising it, so i can only breathe through my broken nose
the only sounds in the barn are his laboured grunts and the wet shuffles of his thrusts and the wheezing gurgle of blood bubbling out of my shattered face
after using me he chains me to a stall and leaves
later that night i hear someone sneaking around with a flashlight quietly calling out, hes looking for me to save me
but im so ashamed of my ruined face that i hide and stay quiet
>>33371656F
The beach and just walking around the city
>>33371656F
Hanging out with friends and family, playing D&D and video games
>>33371636I didn't like her way before that, but for many anons it was indeed a revelation, they though she's just a bit quirky and slutty, not sociopathic
>>33371656M
Bedrot, cry, drink, go on walks and do music/art
>>33371661Yeah, I'm not reading this. I'm on nofap.
>>33371661do you write online
>>33371668You didnโt miss much itโs the weird ntr girl who wants to be stolen and raped
>>33371554Does it look like a shovel?
Will you come at night?
>>33371670>ntrNo, that tag wasn't there
>>33371665NTA.
There was always something about her that made me uneasy, but I could never identify what is was.
Sometimes I get that feeling about people irl, and my gut is usually proven right.
>>33371645>Women would you ever let your bf/husband have sex with other women without you having sex with other men?Picrel
>>33371670Hentai and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
State gender
Do you want a baby?
>>33371656M
Smoke weed and wait for work on Monday
>>33371679*f btw so sorry :(
>>33371661Hot and relatively fine
genuine question: are you guys actually unemployed? how do you do it??
>>33371676NTA. Would you be okay with humiliation and degradation being included in it? Similar to how a male cuckold is treated?
It seems like a lot of cuckqueaning is just voyeurism.
>>33371678>Do you want a baby?F
Yes, two of them, though preferably not twins.
>>33371688Pretty sure most of us are phoneposting while at work
>>33371661Ever thought about becoming my breeding sow
>>33371661jesus christ is that guy a rouge superman
>>33371665>sociopathy is thinking a stalking hypothetical is hot and reading fiction Kek
>>33371688I used to be and posted here way more when I was
>>33371689>Would you be okay with humiliation and degradation being included in it? Similar to how a male cuckold is treated?Not from the other woman. I'd beat her ass.
>>33371661How does he convince you to follow him into the barn?
>wake up
>No JH giving me sloppy toppy to relieve my morning wood
Day ruined
>>33371698From the guy. She's mostly just there.
God damnit why am I such a piece of shit
That girl was very cute and I just couldnโt stop being depressed
>>33371696Reading ero fiction about kids, though. Surely you know how most people in your life would react to learning that about you?
>>33371696A stalking hypothetical in which he explicitly mentions his wife and reminds you that this would be behind his wife's back back because he explains you were the only person he wanted to fuck besides his wife.
>>33371700>wake up>no harem that includes white girls plus JH to have a balanced breakfast of coco puffs and milk
>>33371706I wanna hit you for this comment
>why is dating hard now?!
Idk, we cant have good jobs, so either you resort to dealing drugs or you stay working in your warehouse job that barely lets you support yourself
Then if you arent 6'3 with square jaw then woman feels like you arent enough and might even go on date or two with you but the moment she will swipe on a forementioned hot guy on tinder she will send him a bootycall because "my pussy is SO good he will surely stay for seconds"
And then the moment you find someone who seemed interested in you irl, she will either blast your face online or get you kicked out of the place you met her
>>33371518>>33371403Ladies, could you please tackle these two questions?
Another day in the machine. Anons, aren't you just gears?
>wake up
>No harem that consists of 7 identical copies of JHs massive juicy ass
>>33371678F. I would like a kitten or two.
>>33371710I do be loving to rotate
>>33371703You ever read Game of Thrones? There's occasional fucked up shit in that, but nobody is reading it explicitly for that. It being part of an overall narrative in one story wouldn't make anyone bat an eye.
>>33371704I didn't read into the part of it you're mad about. But regardless, it didn't happen and it's not real. Keep being mad that I called a hypothetical scenario hot. After that anon posted a pic of another femanon and thought it was me despite her having big tits, I realized that anons ITT don't read or retain shit. There's no point in explaining anything to anyone, since the only anons who care are the ones who pay attention and know what's actually real.
>>33371700What does that even mean?
>>33371706>>33371707With a train, ideally.
>>33371711So just floating butts?
10 years without fishnet footjob
Imagine what this does to a man
>>33371709My last name sucks, so no. And any activism is fine as long as it doesn't become their job or identity. Stand up for what you believe in, sure, but without hurting others or losing your own motivations.
>>33371709>How would you feel about your husband taking your last name?probably not gonna have one but it's fine i guess
>Women, how feminist is too feminist in a BF?when he's fat, screams and punches at the tv when the female president doesn't win, actively makes being a feminist their entire personality, and unironically says things like slay girlboss in a twinky voice
would be kinda funny though
>>33371715Yes just butts in a wall like one of those stupid japanese fake tv shows
>What does sloppy toppy meanBlowjob that involves a lot of saliva
>>33371704JH has Aspergers so it's normal for her to not know right from wrong.
>>33371719>like one of those stupid japanese fake tv showsWhat the fuck are you talking about? Anime is so stupid.
>Blowjob that involves a lot of salivaWell that's every good bj, right?
>>33371709Iโd prefer each just keeping their own name if anything. Him taking my name would feel weird. Maybe if his name was something really unfortunate, it would make sense.
I did not answer this question because it really depends on your personal definition of feminism. I would not want to be with a man that thinks that men or women are superior or more oppressed or whatever. I would want a man that knows that men and women are different, but not in a hierarchical way but in a symbiotic one. Anything else is very cringe and I want nothing to do with it.
>>33371725True
Men tank
Women heal
Brothers and sisters, I sadly I am awake.
>>33371726There are girls who tank too
>>33371726What about the dps
>>33371729welcome back to this realm
>>33371726F
I like doing DPS, but I can't trust other people to do a good job as support/healer. That's why I used to play engineer on TF2.
>>33371723Nah its not anime, i dont have examples but some japanese adult content has girls stick their asses through holes in wall and dude guesses them (???)
Yes its japs weirdness
its a good blowjob when she makes lewd noises during and has her ass in my face in meantime
>>33371737I dont see a problem.
>>33371738That makes so sense. So they have to guess which ass is whose? How well do they know each ass to make that reasonable?
>good blowjob when she makes lewd noises duringI actually try to tone that down. Sounds like that grapefruit video if I don't try to make it sound classy.
>and has her ass in my face in meantimeNot all bjs can be 69's. That's just being ridiculous.
>>33371733Husband tanks
Wife heals
And all those multiple damagedealers running around and doing the more simple and replaceable part are the children
>>33371745What kind of manchild fantasy is this
>>33371744>That makes so sense. So they have to guess which ass is whose? How well do they know each ass to make that reasonable?Anon it's a porn fantasy. Like those fake new shows where they fuck the girl in the middle of the broadcast.
>>33371722JH can take a married man's dick but she can't take a call for self-reflection.
>>33371725That's interesting, I'd personally consider your divine feminine/divine masculine approach the most cringe
>>33371745Nta but this scares me a bit. I have a tendency to take on the role of tank in a relationship and now I feel like I forgot how to trust someone else with that position. But I am not made for it, it becomes a twisted abomination.
>>33371752Bitch you are like 12
women: thoughts on pic related?
>>33371751You are entitled to your own opinion ofc.
>>33371748>Anon it's a porn fantasyI know, I'm not retarded. I'm just talking like logistically, in the fantasy, how would they be able to tell?
>Like those fake new shows where they fuck the girl in the middle of the broadcastAnd you guys watch this stuff? Isn't it too silly to get off to?
>>33371754It's a Pokemon, clearly. Probably grass/fire.
>>33371744>Making blowjob sound classyDamn, thats fun.
And sure i do think less GUK GUK and more soft mhmmm is better
>Not all blowjobs can be 69sSure, but you have to angle yourself at least in a way where i can have easy hands on access to the butt.
Love squeezing and groping
T. Totally doesnt have ass worship fetish
>>33371756Sometimes it is legitimately too silly to get off to. But sometimes you can make the silliness part of the kink. Like wanting to fuck a clown in the middle of her routine (metaphorically).
>>33371757careful buddy, that's my wife you're talking about
>>33371759>And sure i do think less GUK GUK and more soft mhmmm is betterI like humming on dick. Idk if it actually makes a difference, but it makes it feel like I'm vibing the head of his dick with my voice and that's cool.
>ass worship fetishWhat's the difference between that fetish and just liking ass?
>>33371760>Like wanting to fuck a clown in the middle of her routineSo the interruption is the kink?
>>33371761Can she turn into a human or something?
>>33371756>I know, I'm not retarded. I'm just talking like logistically, in the fantasy, how would they be able to tell?Maybe not retarded, but maybe a bit autistic.
It doesn't matter.
>>33371762The worship. Duh
>>33371762Vibratto fellatio??
Crazy, could really use that right about now.
>Whats the differenceIm guessing intensity.
I just like ass in all forms, clothed or not.
Especially in thin clothing thats "just by accident" super hot.
Especially when girl is bottom heavy
>>33371764>autisticYou guys call me that a lot. I'm not autistic.
>>33371765Yes, duh. But what does that ENTAIL?
>>33371768I'm glad that pears are still in somehow.
>>33371756> I'm just talking like logistically, in the fantasy, how would they be able to tell?It's porn, japanese porn to top it off, no point in trying to find the logic. Although if you have to find a way, I guess you could go with the typical they've fucked so much that they can tell by shape, smell or whatever.
>And you guys watch this stuff? Isn't it too silly to get off to?I don't really watch it, I've just seen it around. Although I kind of like the idea of the woman trying to act professional and like nothing's happening while getting fucked or degraded.
>>33371769Im all in on pears.
>>33371762I'd say that having a x body part worship fetish means that you could spend a big part of sex just caressing, licking or just trying to please that part.
Women, why arent you travelling the world?
>>33371771>smellWell, I guess Japanese ass-sniffing porn isn't the weirdest thing on the internet.
>the idea of the woman trying to act professional and like nothing's happening while getting fuckedOkay, that I understand can be hot. Didn't think of it from that angle.
>>33371763no, i am just a fox obsessed untamed moid
>>33371780Just call yourself a furfag.
>>33371778Pic is so dangerous, how has she not gotten raped yet
>>33371778This is most likely a fake post but i wouldnt be surprised if it happened a lot daily
Honestly, fuck it, i dont blame her. Trillion of simps worldwide ready to take care of you and throw money at you, why wouldnt you take advantage
>>33371769>You guys call me that a lot. I'm not autistic.You do ask autistically about some sex stuff with guys. Especially fetishes.
>>33371778I do travel
>that pictureI don't want to say I hope she gets raped/murdered, but I won't feel any sympathy when it inevitably happens.
>>33371774I wish I had the whole fruit basket instead of just being a pear. A couple of melons would make me feel sexier.
>>33371776So does that mean I'm into dick worship?
>>33371778Too expensive in time and money.
>>33371780Weird.
>>33371747>manchild fantasyHey, womanchildren fantasize too!
>>33371785She is playing with fire.
>>33371787What's the difference between an autistic question and a normal question? Regardless, I can't be autistic.
>>33371784if i were a furfag, i would call myself one. it is possible to be a fox appreciator without being a furfag
>>33371791I donโt care, go derive your silly joy somewhere away from me
>>33371792Agreed. Her luck will run out eventually.
>>33371797JH, is that you again?
>>33371790>So does that mean I'm into dick worship?Well, I don't know if women would worship a man's abs, arms or chest the same way a guy would do with a woman, so I don't know if that can be applied. Specially when for many women, the dick is basically the only sexual part in a man's body.
>>33371800JH types with perfect grammar you dumb nigger
>>33371726I'm a straight guy and I main healers
>>33371778is this bad karma?
>>33371802nta but this is why she is able to fly under the radar so easily
>>33371780Based Fennekij enjoyer that's my favorite starter she's so cute
>>33371796No, furfag.
>>33371795You just asked about the fucking logistics of a sex fantasy.
That is autistic.
>>33371790I might be different but i find small chest big ass a really peak female form.
No need for melons, the cherrys will do.
>Dick worshipI think thats just whats being female is like.
But after too much worship would be probably good time to let the dick rest a bit, it might get wrinkled like hands in bath
Women
Do you really want an emotionally available man? What does that mean to you?
>>33371809I wish but no I have very stereotypically masculine traits
>>33371814>I wish like clockwork
>>33371754Why not froakie
>>33371802>JH's simpcuckEh, not much difference
>>33371817I hate that pedophile whore
Anons is Vaporeon the water cat starter we deserve?
>>33371811>Do you really want an emotionally available man? What does that mean to you?No, I want an emotionally available women. Everyone knows men have two emotions.
>>33371819No
Vaporeon is neither a cat nor a starter
>>33371819No, cats aren't aquatic so it makes no sense. Also. Vaporeon isn't a cat.
>>33371820Which two? I feel like I have more than that
>>33371811Sure. Someone not too bitter to love.
>>33371800Fix your radar.
>>33371801>the dick is basically the only sexual part in a man's bodyIdk about that. I can admit that it's the part of a guy's body that gets me most excited during sex, at least.
>>33371807Fuck you, it's not autistic to flesh out a fantasy.
>>33371808What's the fruit analog for big innie nipples?
>let the dick rest a bitA bf can rest after he tires me out, not before.
>>33371824NTA. Hungry and horny?
>>33371826>Fuck you, it's not autistic to flesh out a fantasy.You immediately keep saying something that I did not say at all.
This is so frustrating with you...
How frivolous is your hate?
>>33371828Ahh, yours is more charitable, I was assuming angry and horny
>>33371826That would be the cherrys seed that needs to be carefully manipulated out with tongue
>>33371825So it just means someone that will love you?
>>33371826>Idk about that. I can admit that it's the part of a guy's body that gets me most excited during sex, at least.What I meant to say is that most women don't think about things like caressing a guys arms, slapping his butt, give him libble kisses or bites in the neck or ears... Most just focus on the dick and that's it.
>>33371805I don't really follow JH's lore, I just associate weird spergouts with her, mostly as a joke
>>33371818I don't have much respect for her either, like for any namefag
>>33371830Asking for the logistics of a fantasy where there's a gameshow is fleshing it out. Game shows have rules, so if the sex is following rules, I want to understand them. Does that make sense?
>>33371833I feel like they're always angry, just at different things.
>>33371834>manipulated out with tongueOuch.
>>33371831Itโs usually just a cover
>>33371838Someone that can access their whole heart, not just for me but in general, yes. Someone that has not cut off parts of it and built walls around it. Or at least is willing to try and carefully remove these walls together one stone at a time.
>>33371824Angry and horny
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752667894656411.mp4
>>33371841>Does that make sense?Not for men who just want to fuck.
You should know this not just "by now", but this should be clear to you for many years now.
>>33371844The hatred for myself
I donโt think I hate anyone desu, they were all little babies once with curiosity and giggles
>>33371839I definitely slap buts, nibble necks, lightly scratch backs and arms, etc. It's fun. But it's hard not to focus on dick once it's in front of me. So I sort of get what you're saying, that maybe the rest of a guy seemingly doesn't get enough love.
>>33371843Everybody has built walls and cut off parts, it's the only way to advance in this world. If you understand this and have patience for the other person, you're already way ahead than others.
>>33371847That what would make it frivolous to believe it, no?
>>33371846I guess I figured that men who seek out porn with specific scenarios would care a lot about the specifics of those scenarios. I know for a fact we have some "porn with plot" guys ITT.
>>33371831It's so frivolous that it turned around and became all consuming.
>>33371841>I feel like they're always angry, just at different thingsI mean I get frustrated by stuff but I don't really get angry at things all that often. I'm pretty calm, if anything I get excited about things pretty easily
>>33371844As if the irony was more
Than a defense mechanism
And we could actually laugh for a change
>>33371803>I'm a straight guy and I main healers
>>33371854I think "excited" can count as a sub-emotion of horny, right? Or the other way around at least.
>>33371850Yeah, outwards, inwards is different, old and rusted
>>33371843I don't really understand what this looks like in practice and I can't tell if it's because I'm an open person or I'm autistic
>>33371858Kys for reminding me this exists
>>33371849Yes, but it takes someone that actively wants to love to try and not let these walls grow bigger and thicker and instead try to keep them as minimal as possible just to get by without getting torn to shreds again and again. And the willingness to dare to remove them under the right circumstances is a sign of a heart that has not forgotten what it was made for.
>>33371804Yes but only because she didnt put out
>>33371785>>33371788It would be far less dangerous if she put out everytime
>>33371858>smug anime titties as the background of the posterThis is why I hate anime 99% of the time.
>>33371858Is this the one where the guy uses it for evil and does awful things with healing? A coworker told me about it before and I refused to watch it
>>33371858BASED DYKEBREAKER
>>33371852In my case, what you say it's true.
>>33371866What would require that you ever leave the house, anon.
>>33371852>I know for a fact we have some "porn with plot" guys ITT.I am that way when I come up with roleplays myself, but it's not important when watching porn.
>>33371860I feel like horny would be excitement for something sexual I guess, but I also get excited when I see a cat for example. And because of where we are I have to specify that those are not the same thing
>>33371875I only leave to gym, work or grocery store
>>33371873Knew it.
>>33371876>but it's not important when watching pornI guess everyone gets something different out of porn. I sort of want to google the gameshow thing and see the rules for myself, just to get closure on this whole topic.
>>33371870No, he punishes evil people, often with his dick
>>33371865Do you think everybody can end up removing them, no matter how far they're in bitterness and detachment?
>>33371880>the rules for myselfThe rule is that the woman gets molested/fucked/whatever it is that the porn is about.
>>33371852If the story and characters are incomsistent then it's no longer fun
That's part of why I like porn with an artist's OCs over characters from media, they almost never get the characterization right
>>33371877Shitposting aside, I know men are capable of all emotions, even though I've gone on drunk voca tirades about how frustrating it has been to try to get men to share their emotions with me.
>>33371862Well for example, if you are someone that does not need a lot of intimacy and you are in a relationship with someone that tells you that your coldness makes them feel unloved then someone that is emotionally available would take that serious and look inside to find out whatโs blocking that desire for closeness. Showing willingness to not just dismiss it when the other feels hurt by being met with less warmth than they need to feel loved.
>>33371883Gross
I heal to keep my party alive and well
>>33371884Everyone that wants to, yes. If someone does not want to, then itโs not going to happen. Sometimes it needs them meeting someone they want to feel close to deep inside to change their mind about the walls they have built and come around to wanting to get rid of them again.
>>33371885Well I assume they signed up for the gameshow, right? Like there must be a prize they're trying to win.
>>33371886>they almost never get the characterization rightEXACTLY. But when someone just "gets" the source material and everything they write feels like it could've been a natural progression of the characters, it's always amazing smut.
>>33371886Porn with inconsistent charaterization is retarded. If you're going to get someone and make them act like a completely different person, what's the goddamn point?
>>33371841What else is there to do with cute innie nipples? Or are yours hypersensitive
>>33371872>indulgentNow I hate you too.
>>33371872Dunno. Somewhere in my life I was convinced being me was bad
>>33371892>Like there must be a prize they're trying to win.What?
It's porn.
>>33371678M, obvs notnto he preggo ew, but no I don't want kids
It would just be irresponsible desu. I used to when I was younger, but then my mental health got worse and life went off the rails etc., just not in the cards
>>33371688I am currently yeah, if I don't get a summer job soon though I'm screwed
>how do you do it??Currently on the dole, also had some money saved from my prev job, and the people I live with are kind enough to not charge me rent so I just get the groceries and some other things
>>33371697Yeah this kek. When working and dating I didn't have time to post here (unless I was literally walking to work, or in the bathroom, or stayed up too late or whatever)
>>33371708Too real
>>33371896Hypersensitive would be an understatement.
>>33371899IN THE STORY OF THE PORN. It feels like I'm going crazy here.
>>33371892>Well I assume they signed up for the gameshow, right? Like there must be a prize they're trying to win.Never watched them, but I assume that they are usually "regular" game shows that escalate with everybody's tacit approval, or usually the women have a reason to participate like being in debt or something.
>>33371852I like those japanese porns where the guys fat only mom forces the son to have sex with her because shes lonely after the father died
>>33371887I mean, I certainly get why jokes like that are made, since guys often struggle to express other emotions. I try to fight against that, myself, though
I hope you find a man you like that will share his emotions with you
>>33371888So it's like empathy mixed with action?
>>33371731Based Tank Girl enjoyer
I remember we looked at this and the Gorillaz stuff in art class in the UK lol
>>33371889He does that too
>>33371903>IN THE STORY OF THE PORN. It feels like I'm going crazy here.Stop being this way.
You keep asking redundant questions.
>>33371905Please stop posting this.
>>33371905Mom is nice, but imo auntie is better.
>>33371892>when someone just "gets" the source material and everything they write feels like it could've been a natural progression of the characters, it's always amazing smut.The only time I've found anything like this is with villains, and even that's rare. Mostly I just see characters turned into a generic stand-in with a familiar design
>>33371894Idk I've seen a lot of people that like characters exclusively for the design
>>33371910nta but that's being too hopeful
>>33371831Mine is more whimsical
>>33371916Yeah, itโs always there
>>33371904Oh. Coercion in the narrative would definitely change the tone of the porn.
>>33371905That's just incest porn in general. I'll never understand that angle of it.
>>33371909>Stop being this way.I can't. When I don't understand, I ask.
>>33371918They're ugly and against the rules.
>>33371903>Would be understatementUnf...
Doctor prescribed daily gentle massage
>>33371915For me, it's the dialogue that tears me out of it. So many fanfic writers don't realize that it requires matching the tone of the source material AND the tone of the individual characters to make a progression to smut feel earned.
>>33371906>So it's like empathy mixed with action?Yeah, in a way. But itโs actions that are scary. You can have empathy and act on that without being very emotionally available. You can be the kind of person that helps someone in need and still not be able to let someone get close to you. The walls have been built as a measurement of protection, which means there has been a situation that caused pain. So taking the walls down means opening up parts of yourself that are scared to get hurt again. So it takes a lot of trust and guts to try, it also takes being willing to get hurt again but doing it anyways because you think itโs worth it even if might hurt again. Valuing not keeping the other out over avoiding pain basically. Some people build walls very fast and are very reluctant to get rid of them again and others donโt build them fast enough and are too quick to tear them all down again. Both will either turn to stone or get torn to shreds. The healthy version is to be balanced. To only let those in that have proven themselves to be worthy of being around your vulnerable parts.
Flat chested average women effortlessly steal my heart
>>33371905>fat Bruh she's not fat lol, just a normal weight
>>33371917People who call themselves "whimsical" conform to an internet meme because they aren't creative enough to say something original.
>>33371927> fanfic smutSpeaking of people incapable of having an original thoughtโฆ
>>33371918Wasn't she something of a celebrity on /hc/? She should go back to /hc/ where she belongs.
>>33371923I think that's what fucked my chest up in the first place. I fell for the meme in school that messing with your boobs regularly would make them grow. Obviously that didn't work.
>>33371929i need an average mid woman like this
>>33371929"Average" my ass lmao
>>33371930How american are you
>>33371915>Idk I've seen a lot of people that like characters exclusively for the designOf course that's completely valid, and if it's just porn without any story or interaction, that's fine. But if you're going to get, let's say Juri from Street Fighter or Makima from CSM, and make fawn over the guy and get on their knees at the first chance when they're known for being arrogant and dominant, it takes you out of it.
And I'd get people wanting to see them breaking or in submissive situations, and there are ways to justify it. But if you do it in a way that doesn't make much sense, it's a bit of a waste.
>>33371935Ikr
>>33371933Thats crazy
So what, is your chest off limits now, and ass taking the abuse instead?
>>333719380%
I'd say she's a bit chubby at max
>>33371933flat is good though
>>33371928>You can have empathy and act on that without being very emotionally available.nta but you basically described me. I guess that what matters is if you believe that opening up will give any result whatsoever in the future, or if it'll always result in rejection.
>>33371930El Americano...
>>33371938Is this pic the same person? OK this one is a bit fat lol
>>33371879I only left the house today to throw out some vodka bottles
>>33371939I want chun li to "jokingly" put me in leglock
Also jokingly during mating press
>>33371946I dont drink so i think we are unfortunately incompatible
>>33371939Juri is like the one character I've ever seen done well ironically
But even that's rare because what you said happens often
>ex just leaving me on read again all day despite being active on WhatsApp all day
Is this carries on for a few more days maybe I should just give up trying to win her back
I can't do anything right
>>33371947Tell her you know about Shadoloo and Bison, but that you're not going to tell her, that'll do the trick.
>>33371950Yeah, Juri is not the worst offender, although I've seen a few domination loss doujins with her.
>>33371944Ofc, yeah. Itโs not wise to carry your heart on your sleeve if itโs already beat up and you are sensitive to pain. It makes sense to lock it away and protect it. But if the person you are in a relationship with is not able to make you feel safe to open up again and let them in then they arenโt the right person and that relationship is bound to end up either completely cold or with lots of unresolved resentment. Itโs just that the more closed up you are, the harder it might be to even find someone that wants to be in a relationship with you, since you basically treat them like an untrustworthy stranger and thats not very fertile ground to grow closeness and warmth. Which is what most people look for when looking for a partner. So a very guarded heart can be an obstacle.
>>33371952Trip on, simpcuck
Guys just want love and hugs but girls act as if we are manwhores
>>33371956Nvm she just replied to me lol
BPD crashout averted
>>33371957Its true.
Men want romance
Females want to beraped by a tattoeed werewolf with horse cock or something
>>33371957Stop posting these garbage cartoons
>>33371954The forbidden vice grip pussy and thigh squeeze interrogation technique.
The dudes from SF really cooked with character designs
>>33371403I guess like being so absurdist that people don't take them seriously.
>>33371965Take your name off
>>33371957That's because foids only choose to date and fuck manwhores.
>>33371940Pretty much. I've trusted exes to be gentle with my nipples, but something about them made every single one of them ignore my warnings and try to squeeze them out. It's always as frustrating as it is painful.
>>33371943I disagree. I wish I wasn't so flat.
i need you all to put names on so i can filter you
>>33371952> ex> trying to win her backNever give up, anon! You haven't lost her until you've given up. Winners never quit, and quitters never win. You were the best thing to ever happen to her, and you can save her from herself!
>>33371970what name should I use?
Women, what's your favorite way that your bf makes you feel seen, heard, and appreciated?
>>33371811I need him to be healthy enough so we can both cry with each other and talk out our differences if possible.
>>33371968Do you count your uncle as your ex or he was more of a hook-up?
>>33371964Not a single unfuckable character in any game. Yes, I include both men and women.Yes, I cound character like Oro.
Femanons, I've been porn free for three years now - proud of me?
>>33371975>I need him to be healthy enough so we can both cry> him> cryAnonette, I'm sorry, but what you want is a homosexual.
>>33371975What if he doesn't really cry but can do the rest
>>33371977Counting child rape as a relationship is some next level shitposting.
>>33371957By this point I take being stabbed as acknowledgment and positive attention from a woman.
>>33371974Remembering the little things like my favourite snacks, drinks, movies, etc. and surprising me with them.
>>33371980So which is it, insta photos or hentai.
>>33371974Praising me for my hard-earned accomplishments.
>>33371974Make me feel like I add something valuable to his life.
>>33371971Thanks ChatGPT lmao
Maybe she just doesn't like me anymore
When I met her I was working long hours in an active job, in better shape, making money and more upbeat and positive generally
Now I am a sad unemployed loser who drinks and plays video games all day
Maybe it's time to throw in the towel
Anyway thanks ChatGPT for your anime advice
>>33371980Not softcore porn-free though
Badass painting though
>>33371986That's sweet
>>33371962Posting continues until all girls stop being single
>>33371968Damn that sucks
Gentle kisses only is it then...
I am kinda curious how do they look like because its rare to see, but obv this isnt the place or time for it.
Did you end up moving to Europe like you said before?
>woke up
>still no gf with big boobs
Why do I even wake up?
>>33371987Ai generated pictures of Nagatoro
>>33371996the human condition and such
>>33371996Take the gacha pill, install Uma Musume right now!
>>33371998>the human condition and such
>>33371994>I am kinda curious how do they look likeVery dark, very wide areolas, very bumpy. I've talked about them a lot before.
I've never wanted to move to Europe, though. You must be thinking of someone else.
do you guys get anxious from drinking coffee?
>>33371996You live to suffer, just like us. Now do yourself a favor and turn your bitterness into hatred for you neighbor.
>>33371999I already play a few. Can't sell more parts of my sould, I will run out.
>>33371974>Women, what's your favorite way that your bf makes you feel seen, heard, and appreciated?Gf, but still applies.
By actively acknowledging the work that I put into things and complimenting that work. If I make her food, she tells me what she likes about it. If I clean, she notices and tells me how much she appreciates it because she has a hard time cleaning up after herself. If I do anything that makes her life easier, she never fails to let me know how grateful she is for it.
Hinge canโt be the good Last option. It canโt be. A message saying โYou mad cuteโ doesnt make me want to date you. There has to be someone else
>>33372004I'm anxious anyway
Maybe it's my ADHD but caffeine relaxes me a bit
>>33372008you mad cute fr fr no cap finnaboutta
>>33372008There were never good options anon.
>>33372008> A message saying โYou mad cuteโ doesnt make me want to date yoCharismabros girls just want chad.....
>>33371980>Femanons, I've been porn free for three years now - proud of me?You're lucky this is a blue board or I would spam Leliana porn
>>33371986Why not just buy them yourself? You sound like a child.
>>33372004If your anxiety is bad I recommend quitting caffeine until it blows over
I am a serial dater. I should die this canโt be real
>>33371981>>33371982No. I need him to feel absolutely safe with me and to hold him tightly. Because if he doesn't, I will not.
>>33372008You mad cute though babygirl don't play like that on god frfr just smile haha x
>>33372005>Now do yourself a favor and turn your bitterness into hatred for you neighborI'm not bitter.
Never. I shall rise above.
>>33372008whats a good starting line for you
>>33372004You should avoid drinking coffee.
>>33372013Bisexual?
Not that I mind if you did that, I <3 Leliana
>>33372019Why do you want to rise above? To make people that don't really care about you pretend to love you? To tell yourself that you're not that bad? To belive that you're not different, that you can get achieve what others do? Is there something above worth rising for?
Bisexual guys are the hardest hit minority after bisexual incels
>>33372011If it's a female, she could get a bf in an hour.
>inb4 but it's not a ChadChad doesn't want you if you're struggling to get him in 2025, where most men are alone.
>>33372027>Is there something above worth rising for?I don't need a reason to do the right thing, other than it just being the right thing.
Don't care for your faggotry.
>>33372032>Le good thing is the right thing because the right thing is good.And does it benefit you?
>>33372037>And does it benefit you?It doesn't matter if it does, that is the point.
>>33372044If you want to sacrifice your happiness because you think it's right, good for you. Imo serving others and putting them ahead of you doesn't translate into love, appreciation or satisfaction.
>>33371974I liked it when he asked about my thoughts and hugged me without expecting sex and without me having to ask. The former stopped happening after we made it official and the latter only happened once in the 7 years we were together.
He also sometimes got cake on his way home but I later learned he was going to cafes with his hot colleague and bringing me half the leftovers.
>>33372052>doesn't translate into love, appreciation or satisfaction.It doesn't have to.
>>33371990>Now I am a sad unemployed loser who drinks and plays video games all dayWell, win her back, and maybe she'll inspire you to get a job, quit drinking, and become a upstanding citizen and member of your community instead of sad unemployed loser. The first step to recovering your former happiness is recovering the girl responsible for your happiness. Imagine a pyramid, each step of which supports everything above it: your gf is the foundation of all your happiness, and you build the rest of your life on that rock-solid foundation.
>>33372062>I later learned he was going to cafes with his hot colleague and bringing me half the leftovers.You snagged a smart one. He was bright enough to make the most of all his opportunities and thought of you the whole time, hence that he thought to bring you cake. Husbando-mateiral.
>>33372067Then what, are you supposed to be happy sacrificing yourself so others can ignore you and overlook you? Are you supposed to approach everyone with a smile and pretend you're not hurt when they don't care? Is that your idea of happiness and self realization? Just close your eyes to the results of your actions and tell yourself that it's all good because you did good?
>>33370093Everyone's been fine with it but I still feel like it's just an embarrassing fetish to have, let alone to have as your biggest fetish. I'd much rather tell them about my slave fetish or pet girl fetish.
My best friend calls me a perv and bullies me about it though.
>>33370100I can see that. Gender power dynamics and all that
>>33372088Why is your happiness dependent on others?
>>33372120If you try to connect with people and you're always overlooked and left aside, would you be happy?
>>33372131>alwaysYou know that isn't true or even likely to be true.
>would you be happy? It doesn't matter. My happiness is not dependent on others, you will never be free if it does.
I don't need to be loved back in order to love someone. Even if it hurts, at least it's my love, and I did so freely.
>>33372017No I mean like, is incapable of crying
I haven't cried since I was a little kid even though I've wanted to on many occasions
>>33372140>You know that isn't true or even likely to be true.Why, according to you? Whenever there's a group , I'm always the one that gets left aside. When I try to interact with people 1 on 1, it's obvious they don't put nearly as much effort or interest as they do with everyone else.
>I don't need to be loved back in order to love someone. Even if it hurts, at least it's my love, and I did so freely.And does it satisfy you, knowing that your love doesn't reach anyone? Does it make you feel free when you're subjected to the will of others just the same? Do you feel satisfied knowing that you're not accepted?
>>33370543There are just a ton of foreign girls (Africans, Filipinas, and Brazilians) on OkCupid, and I didn't get wise to the fact that these chicks always set their location as D.C. The Chinese girl has probably lived here for over a decade by now, so I don't count her as foreign.
>>33370562You're probably not going to see this before the next thread opens, but neither of us were allowed to date, and she was a year older than me. As such, she went off to a far-off university and got a boyfriend not long after.
>>33371136goodmorning, and yes...
the lows i reach for men :/
>>33371179twinsie!!
im intp-t
>>33371806where are you at so i can marry you and we can have babies
>>33372833I don't want children sorry
Girls
Whatโs your thoughts on mothers who encourage their daughters to be sexual? There is this 40 year old woman I work with and she actively encourages her 15 year old daughter to be sexual. She will go out with her daughter, both wearing the sluttiest clothes possible. Itโs disgusting. I donโt understand how a parent could want their child to be like that