Thread 33395704

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33393842

Shalom goyim. Now bend over.

>>33395704 (OP)
FAQgot back with the shitty OP images and word vomit, I see.

Women, would you date a fat and balding g- oh, wait, no one gives a fuck, do they?

>>33395720
They already said that average (ugly) guys aren't worth dating

>>33395717
>FAQgot
I guess you'd be happier with an actual FAQ? I'll be sure to post one next time, as well as the thread rules.

goodmorning everyone

what should i eat for breakfast ?

>>33395726
Yeah, I'd love more pseudomoderation, if I'm being honest.

>>33395726
>as well as the thread rules

that everyone ignores?

>>33395728
Scrmbled egs

>>33395704 (OP)
Nice

>>33395720
Those are some the best guys, desu. But they never stay.

>>33395728
eggs

>>33395734
but i don't like eggs

>>33395740
You have to eat all of the eggs

>>33395740
Damn. Then starve yourself as punishment for being a failure.

>>33395700
I'd just see it as a challenge. I don't really get sexually intimidated.
But I am quite dominant, so it'd be more like taming a brat. The women I have been with so far have been very playful about it.

>>33395741
>>33395737
>>33395745
pls give me a food that's not eggs

>>33395732
>that everyone ignores?
It's chaos when they don't get posted and you know it. That's what leads to new threads appearing when the old one is on page 2, and people being banned for breaking /adv forum rules they didn't even know about.

>>33395753
whats the stinky korean stuff called? eat that

>>33395750
It‘s always about wanting to tame it, change it, own it, control it, never to let it be and enjoy it as is.

>>33395753
Oats

I really hate women.

>>33395753
No wonder you are a midget

>>33395756
there's a bunch of korean food people would call stinky

specify ?

>>33395762
kimchi I think?

Are there more lesbian femanons or straight femanons?

>>33395728
>what should i eat for breakfast ?
Back bacon, baked beans, fried mushrooms, fried tomatoes, hash browns, fried bread, fried egg, and some high quality black pudding.

>>33395759
never had them b4 but i think i have them in the house

>>33395769
>never had oats
my god
I give up on you
I‘m sorry

>>33395761
anon pls i just woke up i dont wanna get bullied yet

>>33395764
Straight, why even ask

>>33395776
Don't believe you

>>33395763
oki i can do that c:

>>33395767
so american

too heavy for breakfast

>>33395759
are you a horse?
you also into barley?

>>33395780
no
yes

>Tensor calculus translation of the glyphic matrix now 1:1.
Well...

Remember me as I was, 4chan.

Extremely annoying.

And.

A reddit spacer.

Later, dorks.

>>33395779
No american eats beans or black pudding for breakfast

>>33395758
You'd have to find a submissive or passive man then.
But I understand your frustration, since I think most men just aren't that way. But surely many wouldn't mind being guided.

>>33395785
See you later, alligator

>>33395788
I am literally drooling at the thought of this.

Isn't he correct though?

>>33395789
I also don‘t want to guide or dominate or control anyone. Why must it be such a dual power dynamic? How boring.

>>33395771
NTA oats are shite so it's ok.

>>33395797
Not my problem that you suck at cooking and have the palate of an obese toddler.

>>33395767
What the fuck kind of breakfast is that?

>>33395796
That's just what most people are into.
But you know it's only very rarely a 100% onesided thing.

>>33395788
ah

(i don't know what black pudding is)

>>33395798
>calling oats cooking
Ah yes, the classic act of cooking as "throwing shit into a bowl". lmao
Oatshitters are the footfags of cooking, always annoying and insufferable.

>>33395728
Chicken fried steak, eggs, toast with nutella.

>>33395793
It's easy to get it wrong because, basically, girls are only interested in Chad from pretty early on.

>>33395806
Thats not how you prepare oats. No wonder you don‘t like them, lol

>>33395799
Bong shit.

>>33395803
its blood. steamed blood sausage.
mmmmm

>>33395811
NTA
Oh look it's this bullshit again. Who is this Chad you speak of that I'm supposedly wet for good sir?

>>33395803
It's a type of sausage with grains in it. High in blood so it typically has a dark color [black].

>>33395812
Do you also consider boiling pasta as a difficult process worth mentioning?
This is getting sad, go eat some of your sludge, mate.

>>33395704 (OP)
(American) Women,

Would you date and I dare say marry an Anglo? Looking for a woman to homestead with, the backdoor pic in the last thread has re-awakened a long lost dream. I have some wit and charm on top of enough muscle to rip clothes apart.

>>33395817
If I post pictures, you'll call me names. Maybe pics should be posted, but of guys who don't fit the stereotype.

>>33395821
No. I want florida man.

>>33395704 (OP)
Hi bisexual/gay guys do you ever have any romantic or sexual interest in a trans man

>>33395821
I find most Europeans to be smug and annoying as hell, but the fact that you don't seem to be a typical European who spends all day seething about Americans makes you more likable than most.
>>33395824
>If I post my shitty memes about how women only want to fuck one guy, I'll rightfully get mocked
Boo fucking hoo

>>33395817
nta but I saw two of them saturday, one was with a mid girl and the other with a onlyfans model type. I was so jealous. I am not an incel btw

>>33395830
And what where these guys? Generic looking jocks? Just random men who happen to have girlfriends?

>>33395810
okkki ill have bread n honey fir breakfast then :3

>>33395817
the more time i spend on here the more i realize the incels rage at delusional and DO NOT understand how women’s brains work at all let alone sexual and physical attraction. To them chad is a fictional way of saying model like looking man but as a woman ive never been attracted or chased these type of men. Muscles don’t do nothing on me. They fail to realize the way women feel attracted to men is a lot of the times more mentally stimulating than visually. Which is why you see a lot of good looking women with literal globin looking guys. If you are kind, make her laugh and treat her as a person she will melt

>>33395834
idk, this one guy could be in a boy band and the other was generic jock #3

Top of the mornin'
How shall I break my fast?
I know, lets have some fucking blood.

>>33395838
Alright, so yeah it's the latter. Any guy with a girlfriend is Chad. Understood.

>>33395816
>>33395818
oh that's basically sundae

i want sundae

>>33395821
European men are so small framed with a superiority complex.

>>33395829
>shitty memes about how women only want to fuck one guy
So they're not wrong, per se, they just annoy you. Alright.
You can just imagine a shy 5'10 guy with a portable game console. Done.

>>33395839
thats based

>>33395821
I would say very likely. Find a way to meet an american girl, visit with each other irl and see how you mesh. You may be perfect for each other.

>>33395839
They have that weird shit in Ireland too.
It does not taste AS bad as it sounds, but still gross. Same goes for "white pudding".

>>33395847
>Calling me out on my bullshit is proof that I'm right
What's it like having your head up your own ass all day long?

>>33395817
It's not me that's for sure

>>33395844
no, its like they mog you in every way and make you feel inferior

>>33395829
I like to live with mirth, unlike most here. It's easy to be miserable, I prefer fighting for some joy and splendor.
If it's any bonus I don't follow politics at all and I like working with my hands.
>>33395846
I have broad shoulders and a very modest life
>>33395849
God Bless
>>33395827
I'm about as tanned as Florida man if that helps.

>>33395852
I hate being approached by men regardless of whether or not they're conventionally attractive. Fuck off with this shitty comic.

>>33395839
koreas version of it doesn't taste bloody at all, looks a little gross but it's yummy trust ㅠㅠ

>>33395850
Pls dont let it be what I think it is

Is it morally wrong for a man to find women sexually attractive?

>>33395863
it is not, i searched it up.

just black pudding without the blood lols

>>33395704 (OP)
Do big breasts like make wubble-sound effect every time they move?

>>33395851
Chad isn't a bullshit concept, nor a hard one to understand.

>>33395859
have you even ever been to the U.S?

>>33395868
I'm aware that 'Chad' is when closeted homosexual men project their fantasies onto women.

>>33395863
LMAO
I think it's a ton of fat and like bread and oats (yuck).

>>33395828
Yeah I could like that

>>33395872
Not yet, but I will soon, been invited to a wedding in Kansas, I wouldn't mind a romp around the Eastern Seaboard

>>33395873
One of the three arguments:
>you don't get women
>you're secretly gay
>you will die alone

>>33395865
it’s not. It’s only repulsive when men separate sexual attraction and the person and turn you into an object.

>>33395879
Yeah, it's almost like women are human beings who aren't only attracted to generic jock looking handsome men and get really irritated when they're told they must be.

>>33395878
whereabouts are you visiting from? i’m from Texas :3

>>33395886
Manchester, I have too posh of a voice for being a Northerner however.

>>33395885
>who aren't only attracted to generic jock looking handsome men
I mean, maybe? But after, like, 30. Or after a few relationships.

>>33395873
Chad caters to the male gaze. It is what men thinks pulls women. It’s very homosexual because it all roots men wanting validation from other men.

They will never understand the female gaze. The ones who do actually pull women.

>>33395891
No, you're speaking to a woman whose NEVER been attracted to that kind of man. Fuck off with your projection.

>>33395891
Nta but does it not get boring to you to repeat the same bullshit every single day?

>>33395894
Maybe not for relationships, then. It was the wrong word.

>>33395890
NTA why seek an American woman for homestead goals? can’t you do that in UK? Media shows Europe to be better than USA why not just go homestead in Spain

>>33395755
>It's chaos when they don't get posted and you know it

there is literally no difference between a thread with rules in the OP and a thread without them. You made the thread on page 9 and can't even follow your own rules.

>>33395882
Women do the same thing with their minotaur smut

>>33395900
Not in the EU anymore, I could, I just don't think I'd be nearly as much of a fit. Most British women I've met have been not exactly my type to be honest.
I'm not just saying this to be flirty, but Dixie girls usually have a bit of verbal tact(?) or verbal bite to them, it's nice to be fighty with words and soft with hearts

God, so many delicious phenotypes, and so little time in a life. Is this Sexistentialism?

>>33395885
Whatever male type you're attracted to it's not me so why bother?

>>33395919
Pattern recognition

>>33395922
Uh, yeah? I'm probably not the type of woman you're attracted to either. That's life. Why get mad about it?

>>33395919
Humans were never meant to be monogamous. Thats something incels came up with because it was their only chance to get any pussy access.

>>33395867
F I’ve definitely heard sound from them before.

Who doesn't want to live a happy, peaceful and loving life? Kudo points if it includes a partner who is kind, won't give up on you and is your best friend. Shared interests and experiences can strengthen the friendship and when you introduce intimacy, you equate that to a formal relationship. My opinion may not be worth the gum on the bottom of my shoe, but seeking love in the form of life long friendship as the backbone for a family actually means something.

Does /atoga feel different?

t. scared girl who will die alone

>>33395928
What in the reddit tranny

>>33395928
thats the dream

>>33395924
Are you not a woman with a vagina?

>>33395936
She's fat.

>>33395937
I'm not overweight.
>>33395936
Don't give me that "men don't have standards" bullshit.

>>33395938
>I'm not overweight.
There's *something* you don't have which restricts your access to Chad. You're self-aware enough to know that being attracted to the men you would be attracted to isn't that productive.

>>33395942
I don't want "Chad", stop projecting your gay fantasies onto me.

>>33395928
why do you think you are going to die alone?

>>33395928
I think we could have that together, the question is do you want to start it?

>>33395945
But you don't even know what he's like or you act ignorant.

>>33395951
Because I'm a loser weeb borderline NEET. I already know I don't want Chad, so fuck off.

Femanons, do you use game theory and the 48 laws of power in order to ruthlessly manipulate men into getting what you want?

>>33395952
Great progress. So now it's clear why desirable men don't desire you.

>>33395953
Yeah

>>33395952
How do you pay rent and buy food if neet?

>>33395935
I like you

>>33395958
I said borderline NEET. I live with other people and am on NEETbucks. It's complicated and I don't want to get into it.

We have won BIG today.

>>33395950
I have removed myself from actively participated in society. Boarderline agoraphobe, not sure where I would meet a man. It would have to be someone I already know and they would have to reach out to me.

I have been traumatized and will not reach out to anyone first.

>>33395953
No, sounds like a lot of work. People already do what you want most of the time if you treat them kindly and make an effort to meet their needs too.

>>33395915
it seems like you are narrowing yourself to only British women. Why not try dating other European women? Italian, Spanish, German, so many to choose from. I have heard Slavic and Eastern Euro women to be the most traditional and into homestead. Try the Baltics or Southern Europe.

>>33395845
>Soondae
Oh okay. Yeah.
*was trying to conceptualize savory blood icecream with gravy, maybe nuts too*

>>33395962
Ok but maybe just tell me how to get neetbux

>>33395859
No. No tan. Only Florida.

>>33395867
No, but the bigger they are the more easily you get sounds from them slapping together or slapping the arms if she's really moving around a lot without a bra.

>>33395953
No that’s what boobs are for

How do the 14 year old boys with no father figures that watch these usually turn out later in life?

>>33395970
That sounds delicious. Strawberry sauce on top.

>>33395960
want to edate? I am trying to stop being a loser

>>33395976
You can observe it in the incels itt.

>>33395970
hi valk!!!!! sorry didn't see u

lmao i forgot sundae was the icecream thingy

>>33395779
>so american
Fuck you. Americans have never even heard of black pudding.

>>33395976
only normies watch this shit

>>33395972
>how to get neetbux
she's a woman, don't waste your time.

>>33395793
>Isn't he correct though?
No.

>>33395953
you strongly overestimate the machiavellianism necessary to get men to do what you want. there are men who will do things happily and willingly for a few extra emojis in a text

>>33395793
He isn't, no. It's just that even the thirstiest and most open-minded women try to downplay their overt sexual interest because for one it'll attract more attention than you can handle (including negative/hostile) and second you risk the man you actually like thinking less of you if you seem either too experienced or even just too caught up in attentionfishing. So it's in women's own best interests to act aloof until they're with a guy they want and can let go.

Of course there's exceptions. Drunk women, older women who have no fucks to give and will drown in unwanted attention less easily, women in such groups that they could tell people off together if necessary. But there's a lot of downplaying.

>>33395799
>What the fuck kind of breakfast is that?
A good, filling one.

Men
How do you feel about your dad?

>>33395764
I think it's bi femanons > straight femanons > lesbian femanons.

>>33395981
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

sorry.. the heavy foods n fried stuff made me think it was an american thingy ㅠㅠ

>>33395978
I guess? I have never done that or know how?

>>33395992
Mixed feelings. He taught me the values of respect, hard work, and being a provider. He’s also emotionally stunted and a former gangbanger who killed people

>>33395987
Why does the patriarchy still exist then? Seems like women are getting outmanipulated by 160 IQ psychopathic nerdy men all the time.

>>33395992
He’s a chad and I’m a failedchad

>>33395976
They look back cringe
You really need to worry about the guys watching "alpha male" bullshit

>>33395803
>i don't know what black pudding is
A very thick pork sausage. (You cut it into slices to fry it). It has a fair bit of grain and also a lot of blood added to the mix, which gives it a characteristic dark colour and slightly unusual flavour.

>>33395997
I have mixed feelings about your post too. He taught you about respect but killed and gangraped people? Do you feel he just overall could not practice what he preached?

>>33395996
I haven't done it either

>>33395992
My life was ruined because he left, his life was ruined because he spent his entire life trying to make up with me. I feel for him, and I appreciate the effort, but it's never going to be like it was if he stayed.

>>33395998
Women don't even just get outmanipulated by 160 iq nerds, they get outmanipulated by unemployed dudes with no licenses who vape and flip bags of weed to kids. All women have the exact same "toxic controlling manipulative" exes.

>>33396004
Pretty much. He taught me an ideal that he could never live up to. Despite all his heinous shit, I do respect him and what he taught me

Women, are you part of the latest and greatest trend of posting things like "how do I stop being attracted to bad men" without any intention to change anything?

>>33395928
I really want to cultivate a community but people are scary.
So I'll just dream.
https://youtu.be/nAlTFjDHcnk?si=nzn50F0rRTd_-pQ8

how would men feel if during sex their gf wanted their bf to just stay inside them no thrusting? and just hug and makeout? i want to try this with my bf to connect better with him but he insists that thrusting is what matters most

>>33395966
You seem to be happy to talk to me, I'm sure we can find out if we like each other pretty quick.
>>33395968
There's a certain kinship to Americans, we're different but the same if that makes sense, that and communication is key, don't want anything lost in translation.

>>33396012
I don't know, is this similar to the group of men who constantly complain about having abusive BPDemon ex girlfriends?

>>33395953
No. I leave them alone.

>>33396018
Post orgasm? Love it, pre-orgasm? Think it's really hot but I do want to start thrusting.

>>33395997
He did what now
>>33395999
How so?
>>33396007
Why did he leave?

>>33396018
I would feel like my penis was deflating. Sorry, if I don't keep my cock stimulated then it loses its erection very quickly.

>>33396018
>how would men feel if during sex their gf wanted their bf to just stay inside them no thrusting? and just hug and makeout?
The problem with that is that I would start to lose my erection quite quickly. Once it's gone, I would slip out, and even prior to that I don't think either of us would be feeling much. Someone who has stronger erections than me might be okay with it.

>>33396021
Not exactly. The women don't complain or admit that bad relationships were their own fault.

>>33396020
>There's a certain kinship to Americans, we're different but the same if that makes sense

not really. Try saying this in the US. Americans like British people in a curious way. But the moment you say “were kinda the same” Americans will get overly patriotic defending America and shitting on the UK

How would men feel if their gf tied them down saying it was to have sex and then chopped off their dick and balls, threw it in a blender with some chicken livers, and fed the result to her pet chihuahua?

>>33396006
how would we go about this?

>>33396031
This would feel familiar.

>>33396012
Not part of it, and haven’t seen any such trend.

>>33396029
I think I have a soft spot for that though, the idea of my girlfriend protesting how different we are, bouncing off the walls to show how American they are, it's cute.
Threatening to break a woman's third Amendment is hot too

>>33396028
Oh I'm aware that men are incapable of taking accountability for their actions, abusive relationships are always the women's fault and never the man's.

>>33396024
>Why did he leave?
Bad alcoholic and drug user

>>33396031
I'd feel vindicated. Women hate men and manipulate them using sex.

>>33396018
>woman discovers soaking

Oh, I am LAUGHING

>>33396038
you will have no hard time finding American wife. Americans love dating foreigners. British guys are popular in the U.S. Just set dating app settings to U.S locations.

Women do not consider men to be human
We're either rapists or slaves

>>33396039
What I've seen is that men tend to punch themselves in the balls (figuratively) for falling for bad women. Then they encourage each other not to do it again.

>>33396025
That’s what I was thinking. Like how would it stay hard?

>>33396032
What if you end up completely loathing each other? What then?

>>33395992
Far from perfect but he did pretty well for himself and our family given how he was raised.

>>33396044
I like serendipity too much over apps, if I find a girl here by chance or when I'm over there I'm happy. I stay away from dating apps where I can, I don't get bad results but it's not as human to me.

>>33396047
*the answer as to why I will die alone

I may have no friends, but I punch myself.

>>33396018
make it more fun, promise him that what you'll say will keep him hard

>>33396047
Oh of course. Men never do anything wrong ever. Men are perfect angels and if they act abusive at all, it's always the women's fault because making men take accountability for their actions is misandry.

>>33396043
oh shit well it’s usually associated with mormons and im not fucking mormon. Also this is my first bf and he’s my first. I didn’t know much about sex before

>>33396032
make a throwaway discord acc? idk I didn't thought this far

>>33396041
you have just posted the absolute truth

>>33396054
do you know anything about the U.S to even consider an American wife?

Any femanons play games like Killing Floor or Left 4 dead?
I just bought KF2 on sale since it was so cheap and a friend of mine has it too.

>>33396049
thats life brother

>>33395704 (OP)
>early thread
>bullshit FAQqot "no fun allowed" rulez
>slop capeshit ahh image
Thanks I hate it

>>33396057
I literally said the opposite. Ask any man who has that kind of ex to tell you what the worst mistakes of his life were. Dating her will likely be at the list.

>>33396023
>Post orgasm
How? It’s only hard for like a minute after isn’t it?

>>33396006
would rather have a real man in real life

>>33396038
you are overromantizing American women anon. Can telk you never dated one

>>33395839
Black pudding is the brekkie of kings
A propa fry up is incomplete without it

>>33396058
No offense intended, Anon. I think it's really cute. I also found it funny though. Hope you and your bf have fun with whatever you end up doing

t. non-mormon living in mormon land. People in the dorms made jokes about it all the time.

>>33395928
>Who doesn't want to live a happy, peaceful and loving life?
Me
I like my women like I like my video games
Challenging and punishing

>>33396061
lolol but im scared to!!
i dont want to share my info with a rando stranger

>>33396081
i give up

>>33396083
would you happen to know how to use a gpg key?

>>33395992
You guys have dads?

>>33396064
Too much unfortunately. Legally and culturally.
>>33396076
I think you're partially right, but I think I want that kind of woman back in my life, most British women I've met are cold cruel, vein, not to say there aren't plenty of American women like that too, simply there's a lot of mirth to be had from the contrast.

>>33396083
>>33396087
nta

make a burner email on like protonmail

>>33396087
thats going to be a no from me, dawg.

>>33396031
I would rather be her pet chihuahua
Life isn't fucking fair
>>33396086
Don't give up babe you will meet your prince charming someday
For now stay on that girlboss grindset frfr

>>33395977
Haha. Low iron girlies deserve a lil sweet treat instead of having to poop black.

>>33395990
All I see is women complaining about the male gaze and complaining about their bfs and how much they would rather be gay or alone
So no I don't think they want male attention anymore

>>33395980
Lul, it's ok hun. I was lurking and sipping my v8 tea. Just pondering.

WE ARE SO BACK

>>33396101
>Just pondering
your orb?

Hey atoga
How are you?

>>33395704 (OP)
Women who are into the goth aesthetic,
Why do you dress so slutty/revealingly yet act so shy in public? I almost feel the shyness/panic coming off of you
Just seems like a weird contrast to dress like that but fear the attention.

>>33396113
>How are you?
Very, very tired.

>>33395928
K1y4Qp4NBPnbNTjW22Pnsj6cSuRQlYp@proton.me

fuck it its going to be funny

>>33396066
I'd play zombie games. I am not sure I would live or not scream, I'm very out of practice. Use to blops zombies with online friends way back.

>>33395928
Women don't want that. They just want to use men.

>>33396114
Serious question-
Are "people into goth aesthetic" some 30 something people pining over their highschool days?

Women if I get a gf will we still be cool?

>>33396117
Tell us when you get married, shame it couldn't have been me

>>33396123
>Girl talking about what she wants
>Moid comes to tell her that's not what she really wants because he's the female expert and knows what women really want

Women-
How do you feel about men that swear and are overtly hostile verbally?

>>33396117
Just to remind you guys: posting contact details is against /adv forum rules. If you want to do that you should go over to the ATOGA thread on /soc and then link to it from here.

Yes, this makes no sense, but I don't make the fucking rules.

>>33396124
By goth aesthetic, I mean pale makeup, chocker, borderline black loli outfits etc. As I said, it's a weird contrast to wear something very revealing/eye catching, whilst giving off the vibe
>DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE AHHHH

>>33396113
Feeling really good because good things happened but also I want to cry. How are you??

>>33396105
No. This musical drama.
https://youtu.be/DN-zGgN2AgA?si=P8XoQV1CAYoNyBhA

>>33396127
Women lie all the time, whenever it suits their needs.

>>33396133
Said the man.

>>33396128
>How do you feel about men that swear and are overtly hostile verbally?
That's two totally unrelated things.

>>33396130
Yeah but if you are 30 something it's cringe to be into it.

>>33396124
idk the most recent goth chick I met was an 18-yo freshman in my foreign language class and she was clearly straight out of highschool with her lack of confidence

>>33396139
it's not a phase, dad

>>33396116
Get some sleep.
>>33396131
I'm okay. Got rejected the same day I sent the job application.

>>33396124
No. I look younger than 30 for no reason.

Here you go moids. A little song.
https://youtu.be/yrokEBz5xns?si=rF7ymM1c4ObKouUJ

>>33396142
Aw dang. I'm sorry anon

>>33396151
Here's a song for you from a moid.
https://youtu.be/vFwYJYl5GUQ?si=dlYH2DYP3_nvZ8Ha

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33396129
sorry boss

>>33396141
I would like to be exactly the same.

>>33395704 (OP)
Do women wear only panties while painting their nails?

>>33396151
>for no reason.
girl you're overweight, that tends to make you look much younger

>>33396167
Sometimes

Do you think women can only truly respect men who are strong, not submissive?

>>33396174
like phisically strong or what

Myao could not have come to this thread at a worse time. I was just starting to get yellow fever again, now the only thing I can think of is sex with a tiny Asian woman.

Gay retard thread so far.
/atoga/ fell off.
State gender and yes or yes?

>>33396176
Like dominant, all that alpha male stuff.

Trying to come up with a plot for a short story about a female knight and her young squire who has a crush on her

I've come up with a few characters for the story but idk where I want it to go. There's a prince who's so far down the line of succession it's laughable.

>>33396180
yes

>>33396179
what about tall asian women?

>>33396174
The problem is that there will be instances where other men are evidently stronger and she will do comparisons (even unwillingly).

>>33396181
nah, its just like poe, there are 4 male builds
dex/int shadow
dex/str duelist
str marauder
str/int templar

>>33396191
Shadow boyfriend <3 hehe

>>33396179
ning (o.o)

>>33396197
Wait are you a foid?
I thought you were a moid.

>>33396200
she a baddie

24, almost 25 incel here.
My mothers friends and neighbours asked her (2 other women) about why or if really ive never had a gf, she told me months ago but im angered about it again. I must suicide

>>33396200
She's a gurl.
B nice.
>.>

>>33396202
Do we have proof of this?
Or is this conjecture?

>>33395704 (OP)
Femanon, have you ever tried 69? If so, how was the experience? If not, why not?

>>33396200
were u unaware ㅠㅠ

>>33396205
I'm a sweetie pie

>>33396194
Actually sounds romantic. Would be sweet for a girl to leave trinkets and sweet little gifts for him to find.

Are guys into that sort of thing?

>>33396189
is she dead

>>33396209
It's not you, I just got back from a week long vacation and wasn't up to date on atgoa happenings like a new grill.
I'm happy you're here.

>>33396203
At least you didn't get the "I'm sure there's a girl out there for you and she will appear eventually" crap.

>>33396216
Be happy, alone. There is no such thing as love. It is a social construct. Do not engage with the opposite gender or your own gender, for that matter. You are better off finding happiness within yourself.
Duh. Nameste.

>>33396215
ty! ^^

I finally did go to the doctor today. She said the abutment of my bone anchored hearing aid was healing up well and told me to keep taking care of it. (I'm now spraying saline on a q-tip and rubbing it down daily). As far as my ears themselves, she said they looked very red and irritated, so she prescribed me some antibiotics. Hopefully I'll feel better soon.

But that's the update. I'm breathing a little better now than I was last night so I think it's time for an afternoon nap.

>>33396223
Fundamentally Godless.

>>33396226
where is that thing in your body? I couldn't tell

>>33396213
God, I want to do that. Put a banana clip in his hair too.

>>33396202
who are u lol

>>33396213
>are guys into that sort of thing
If only foids knew...

>>33396229
It's on the left side of my head, behind my ear but a little higher in the skull.

>>33396226
Hope you get better soon

>>33396236
Its like we are twinners.

I was talking to this girl while she was at work, and she was complaining about how her job makes her work weird hours and prevents her from going to church unless she gets up extremely early. Eventually, I asked if she'd ever considered babysitting since she could set her own hours and would probably be in high demand because of her musical talents. The conversation ended there abruptly, and I haven't heard from her in a couple days. I backed off for a bit in case I'd offended her before shooting her another message since this is her day off. Nothing, although there is still a lot of time in the day.
Did I fuck up? Her schedule has been wacky lately, but I get so paranoid about this shit because I always respond to people (not just girls) promptly. I could also be spoiled because the other girl I'm talking to always tells me good morning and goodnight, sends me heart emojis, and has called me cute.
Meanwhile, the first girl is more on my level in terms of interests, humor, and personality types. However, I don't know if we've ever actually flirted, although she made the decision to move from the app to direct texting, which I've heard is a girl's way of saying that she's happy with how things are progressing
This shit just makes me so fucking anxious and schizo AHHHHHHH

>>33396232
just me, I spend too much time here

>>33396207
Yes, but with woman

I have to shit so badly

Men.
Which gimmick do you like?
https://youtu.be/VgCkXMqM7kc?si=6jUj4C0ptMgnBUTH

Women would you have kids if theres an ai apocalypse or would you let humanity die out

>>33396231
>>33396233
Guys wouldn't think this was weird? I want to show my interest, but have no social media or any way to connect to anyone.


>>33396242
Text her. If she has shown enough interest to try and message you, start a conversation.

>>33396252
Die out

>>33396242
You offered a solution instead of comforting her...

Men, what motivates you to get a job? I've been trying to help my boyfriend find a job but he flat out stated he does not want to work and gets irritated when I suggest he needs to do something. He is almost 30 and has never worked a day in his life. He's very sweet despite this, but this is a huge roadblock as someone who works full-time with overtime.

>>33396262
Lol

>>33396262
Fear of being cold, wet and hungry.

>>33396262
How can I get a girlfriend as an unemployed loser? I'm tired of working. I want to play my vidya all day.

>>33396262
Finding a company that I want to work at has helped me a lot.

femanons, what will you be doing during world breastfeeding week?

>>33396262
My last job was something I was really passionate about in terms of the science and overall mission of what we were doing. Very fulfilling in terms of what I was learning and it also had hands on stuff. Also I want money so I don't fucking end up homeless and die.

>>33396269
The usual

>>33396265
You'd think that would be motivation enough. His mom could never do this to him.
>>33396267
Viable option, just need to find a good company that will accept him with no work experience.

Women, what are some valid reasons to give up on dating and romance?
Would those reasons justify ghosting?

>>33396243
so u know me well enough? luv my fans

>>33396271
>The usual
shlicking?

>>33396273
Mental illness.
Justify, no, but explain it.

>>33396269
Breastmilk fetishists are the greatest argument for formula feeding.

>>33396276
No, shitposting

>>33395793
that's how i understand women to be yes

>>33396273
Love doesn't exsist.

Excuse me while I go off myself.
Later, chan.

>>33396207
Yes, I loved it. Any position where I get to feel someone's weight on me is hot.

>>33396274
no, i don't, i just meant that you are cute

>>33396283
but why kill yourself when you can shitpost

>>33395793
M
Im 26 and i've yet to see proof of otherwise. Sure seems like it

>>33396279
yeah true. Babies ought to be punished for the fetishes of unrelated adult men.
You may think im joking but I'm absolutely one hundred percent unironically being sincere

>>33396287
Imagine getting this worked up over titty milk.

>>33396262
1. money
2. being able to use of my skills to improve the lives of others a bit

if your bf is 30 and has never worked, neither of these will motivate him, especially since he'll only be able to get shit jobs

I love hairy black balls. Yummy!
ㅠㅠ

>>33395793
it might as well be true because women dont see me as a sexual being and dont want my attention

>>33396290
Yeah agreed. Breast milk fetishists are the greatest argument for formula feeding.

>>33396284
I picture it with the woman on top...

>>33396297
You seem upset anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBQwyzerpBM

polybros, we are SO back

I‘m selling testosterone laced with estrogen

Women do you want this from a bf?

Femanon with big tits please give me a chance.

>>33396304
Ew no

Women, isn't diversity beautiful? Don't you just wanna vote for more?

>>33396301
Yeah a little. That statement is retarded

>>33395704 (OP)
can i get your thoughts on this guitar improvisation
https://vocaroo.com/1meCSTscnZij

>>33396309
Get new material faggot.

>>33396298
Fuck no. I want a guy crushing me while fucking my mouth.

>>33395893
>They will never understand the female gaze. The ones who do actually pull women.
Are you fucking retarded? Every guy saw from their school years which guys bitches lusted after and which celebs they got wet for.

>>33396309
>Liberal men don't exist, everything I don't like is women's fault
>>33396310
I know. It's amazing how easy it is to piss people off on the internet.

>>33396316
I mean we can try both? Who says otherwise?

>>33396309
>Diversity
>Shows a video of only african american people
thats not how diversity works

>>33396304
Why is this hot? I hate myself.

>>33396285
:3

>>33396302
MGK made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a Scheduling Kink.

>>33396292
who the fuck are you

>>33396313
It sounds like a bunch of random guitar chords

>>33396313
The incoherensce of improvisations annoys me.
However, you are WAY better than me at playing guitar. And so, I can recognize it's still good.
Pretty cool, anon.

>>33396248
I’ll tell you what I don’t like is the gimmick where women go over clean on my heart every time.

>>33396327
I made a good joke once

you only have one joke

>>33396304
Yes yes yes yes yeseysyeysydysysysgafsfsgagsg

>>33396317
Nta
I didn't. I never once saw women lust after anybody. Never saw anybody get "that look"
Never saw a woman laugh at a guy. That's why I think its all fake and women are just naturally asexual

>>33395968
>I have heard Slavic and Eastern Euro women to be the most traditional and into homestead.
Kek, people still believe this meme?

>>33396285
because no one wants me here.
i am merely an outcast that anon(s) will do anything to hurt - for whatever reason.

this was the only place i had, and its now overrun by those who hate me. AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY.

so much for me having a place to vent.

>>33396337
Moid hands

>>33396305
PLEASE

anons i'm playing dark souls 3 right now

>>33396330
I'm myao
I'm korean 음경

>>33396346
Ok

>>33396255
>>33396261
I already comforted her earlier in the conversation, and I'm smart enough to not have done that when she was having bigger issues. My suggestion came up later in the convo after she appeared to hint that she has side hustles, although I instantly regretted it because I thought she might interpret it as me criticizing her financial situation or patronizing her by suggesting a "woman job."
I did hesitate while I was typing it out. If I would just fucking listen to my gut, I would be less anxious about relationship stuff and more financially successful. Instead, I'm just a fucking moron.

Is it over if your jaw angles are dysgenic

>>33396340
Yeah what a dumbass
All slav bitches do is steal, cheat, lie and ask for money

>>33396346
Why aren't you having sex?

>>33396346
Oh no, dont let jh hear this!

>>33396351
Ew

>>33396341
are you the catposter?

>>33396351
Ten out of ten in bongland?

>>33396352
I love when idiots think women from third world countries are more humble and grateful. I always hope they end up marrying one of them and finding out the truth.

>>33396317
Did anyone ever ask if that was not a look of lust but a look of preconcieved attraction? As in what could have been?
Did anyone wonder if there was history behind the meaning in the eyes?

Maybe the person looking back had no interest and decided the female whom gazed upon was not suitable, so she moved on to someone who she felt comfortable around and fell in love with?

If the man who she chose decided to not choose her, what is a woman to do?

>>33396357
I think it's QT

>>33396324
>>33396337
women are alright, after all

>>33396347
(·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )

uuwa im being impersonated

>>33396341
kittenposter? want to play some poe together? might make you feel better

>>33396348
who is the guy next tothe south park logo??
>>33396354
what
>>33396355
okay...

>>33396360
Can you do this to my penis?

>>33396304
This is actually very sweet, I would cream for the smallest drawing a man made for me... but that has never been something a man has ever done for me.

>>33396273
Moid fatigue
Yes

>>33395704 (OP)

To all the bookish girls who dress wholesomely (not showing too much skin, no heavy makeup), I just want to say, I appreciate you and your look.

>>33396373
Thanks

>>33396351
this is probably cope, but i've found that guys who look like this are often really fucking dumb and boring because they never really had to struggle for anything in their lives

>>33396370
>I would cream for the smallest drawing a man made for me...
I would do indescribable things if a woman creamed for me.
I would solve quantum mechanics and gravity. I would bring world peace. I would conquer all the solar system.

>>33396369
No. Only his. If he says so. Affirmatively.

Does one typically have to give up porn upon entering a relationship? I couldn't imagine ever doing that.

>>33396377
Men say this and then don‘t even do it.

>>33396385
I would try

>>33396385
Cream for me and I will.

Since moids are supposedly better with money
What's the best way to invest $15k while being able to freely withdraw at most $1k a month

>>33396370
Voila

>>33396383
awwe dats actually very sweet. i like it alot

>>33396386
Thats something.
>>33396388
Solve it and I will squirt non stop.

>>33396207
Alright for foreplay but I can't orgasm if I have to suck dick. Maybe if it were a nursing bj but doing the gluck gluck with an upside down dick is a lot of uncomfortable work.
>>33396284
>>33396298
Both positions are ass, you're meant to lie on your side and use the other person's thigh as a pillow.

>>33396341
>this was the only place i had, and its now overrun by those who hate me.
the only way to get anons to hate you is to be a namefag or an avatarfag though. It's self-inflicted either way.

The only girls that I think might be a good fit are the girls who you cannot meet online nor at any public events because they are homebodies who spend most times with family.

>>33396382
You should be filming yourself jerking off on your gf and watching it to jerk off, it's the new meta
>what are you watching on your phone anon, why aren't you looking at me
>I'm watching myself jerk off to you babe

>>33396402
They still had to go to school. That was your once chance to land one.

>>33396401
well i am neither soooo ... why does no one want me around?

>>33396402
If you make enough friends you can reach them

Girls, what would you do if your date summoned the Forbidden One?

>>33396389
Economy is going in the toilet
Buy gold
Manufactured housing riets

>>33396389
Withdrawing 1k a month makes the investment pointless. The only way you will make money is by investing in long-term shit.
Unless you are shorting or shit like that, but that's for tryhards and retards.
Put it in a high yield savings account so it doesn't get devalued by inflation.
If you want to invest it and have THE POSSIBILITY of withdrawing in case of emergency, put it in a well managed mutual fund, if you want to do the work of finding one.
Otherwise just find an index fund.

Investing is about the long-term and diversification of risk. The latter is almost pointless with small amounts of money.
An index fund offers good returns and enough diversification so that you don't have to worry much about it.

>>33396398
>Both positions are ass, you're meant to lie on your side and use the other person's thigh as a pillow.
I want to feel her weight on my face, her soft thighs pressed on me hard.
>>33396394
I'll do my best.

>>33396410
I play draw four, that means you draw four cards.

>>33396393
<3

>>33396382
I'd try but IDK people seem upset with porn in the relationship since its holding intimacy from someone but eh.

>>33396389
If you want interest and liquidity, you could stake a stablecoin, like USDC.

Alternatively, ULTRA SHORT TERM BOND ETFS. GO GO GO GO GO.

(not financial advice)

>>33396410
I'd forbade him to the bedposts.

>>33396416
Awwe that made me sad.

>>33396383
>>33396391
>>33396416
Saving these forever.

Women, what was the best movie in the alien franchise?
Was Julius ceasar a communist?

>>33396382
I would give it up on my own.
I hate porn, it makes me feel awful.
I would unload on her.

>>33396417
>people seem upset with porn in the relationship since its holding intimacy from someone
Is it less bad if I always go for hentai instead of "normal" porn?

Female creatures what was the last think you had an irrational episode of hysteria over

>>33396352
That sounds like white women in america. I'd rather get with an Americanized slav woman still just because I'm down bad for that type.

>>33396425
why sad? :(

>>33396427
feel free lol

>>33396430
In every single description and from personal experience that is worse.

>>33396432
If you had superior American edication, you would know that Linkin freed all the slavs like a hunderd years ago

>>33396416
I would snuggle you, keep you close to my heart and try to make you feel better. other people would rather be rude.
Ahhhh I cant smell anything anymore

>>33396412
>>33396413
>>33396418
I have no clue what any of this means :(
Should I just invest in a boyfriend and make him handle the money for me

>>33396437
How so?

>>33396439
I wish you a happy long life carlos.

>>33396429
this pathology is why you're an incel
a guy who could easily get sex would say
>yeah I like porn why shouldn't I jerk off what are you my mom? Suck my dick while I jerk off to tranny porn bitch

>>33396436
Because i long for something that will never be and miss someone who doesn't think of me, anymore - if ever.
I hurt someone who I grew fond of and regret the pain I caused. I am sad about it but have been told life will go on.

>>33396444
>bf
If only femanon with big tits would give me chance...

Just google "high yield savings account" you will find a description and a list of recommendations. Pick at your leisure.
401k is also a possibility, but I've heard those have taxes when you withdraw money. But maybe there are different types of accounts? High yields sounds best for you rn. You can research other options later if you like.

>>33396454
>Suck my dick while I jerk off
Sounds inconvenient.

>>33396321
True. Mixing it up is always fun.
>>33396355
I've detached from my hatred of that game. I realize now that not everybody who plays that is ass.

>>33396428
I‘ve only seen the original one and alien vs predator and I honestly can‘t remember much, other than nice giger aesthetics.

He definitely was a communist.
>land distribution
>dept relief
>optimates
>grain dole/welfare reforms
>citizenship expansion
>authoritarian power grab
>purge of political rivals
>propaganda and cult of personality
>suppression of free expression and dissent
>militarization of the state
>elitist replacement
>expansionist imperialism

is fake myao gone now

>>33396455
I did that too, not fun

>>33396461
He was a populist
Stop misusing words

>>33396457
>his dick is so short that he can't get the jerk&suck special
it's over for you bro

>>33396463
Will the real myao please stand up

>>33396465
Ok

>>33396463
yes, it's just us two now (the real mayos)

>>33396458
you on that eithfold path grind?

I am leaving this alone.
I am leaving the wonderful world of the web.

I came here to express my graditude, sincere apologies and heartfelt emotion. Just to be stompped on, again.

If someone wants to inquire about me, you will know how to.

>>33396442
m-me?

>>33396455
Sorry to hear that. I hope that person forgives you and you forgive yourself.

>>33396470
PLS NO MORRE

I AM MYAO ORIGINALLY NYAO NYAO

>>33396469
It's specifically fitted for the tightest of pussies.

>>33396461
I liked promethius
Rome was a militarized expansionist state long before julius showed up. Ask Carthage.

>>33396474
I wish to inquire about you.

>>33396474
i don't know how to

>>33396472
real myao would never call herself mayo cuz i hate mayo