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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33393842
Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
>>33395704 (OP)FAQgot back with the shitty OP images and word vomit, I see.
Women, would you date a fat and balding g- oh, wait, no one gives a fuck, do they?
>>33395720They already said that average (ugly) guys aren't worth dating
>>33395717>FAQgotI guess you'd be happier with an actual FAQ? I'll be sure to post one next time, as well as the thread rules.
goodmorning everyone
what should i eat for breakfast ?
>>33395726Yeah, I'd love more pseudomoderation, if I'm being honest.
>>33395726>as well as the thread rulesthat everyone ignores?
>>33395720Those are some the best guys, desu. But they never stay.
>>33395734but i don't like eggs
>>33395740You have to eat all of the eggs
>>33395740Damn. Then starve yourself as punishment for being a failure.
>>33395700I'd just see it as a challenge. I don't really get sexually intimidated.
But I am quite dominant, so it'd be more like taming a brat. The women I have been with so far have been very playful about it.
>>33395741>>33395737>>33395745pls give me a food that's not eggs
>>33395732>that everyone ignores?It's chaos when they don't get posted and you know it. That's what leads to new threads appearing when the old one is on page 2, and people being banned for breaking /adv forum rules they didn't even know about.
>>33395753whats the stinky korean stuff called? eat that
>>33395750It‘s always about wanting to tame it, change it, own it, control it, never to let it be and enjoy it as is.
>>33395753No wonder you are a midget
>>33395756there's a bunch of korean food people would call stinky
specify ?
>>33395762kimchi I think?
Are there more lesbian femanons or straight femanons?
>>33395728>what should i eat for breakfast ?Back bacon, baked beans, fried mushrooms, fried tomatoes, hash browns, fried bread, fried egg, and some high quality black pudding.
>>33395759never had them b4 but i think i have them in the house
>>33395769>never had oatsmy god
I give up on you
I‘m sorry
>>33395761anon pls i just woke up i dont wanna get bullied yet
>>33395764Straight, why even ask
>>33395776Don't believe you
>>33395763oki i can do that c:
>>33395767so american
too heavy for breakfast
>>33395759are you a horse?
you also into barley?
>Tensor calculus translation of the glyphic matrix now 1:1.
Well...
Remember me as I was, 4chan.
Extremely annoying.
And.
A reddit spacer.
Later, dorks.
>>33395779No american eats beans or black pudding for breakfast
>>33395758You'd have to find a submissive or passive man then.
But I understand your frustration, since I think most men just aren't that way. But surely many wouldn't mind being guided.
>>33395785See you later, alligator
>>33395788I am literally drooling at the thought of this.
>>33395789I also don‘t want to guide or dominate or control anyone. Why must it be such a dual power dynamic? How boring.
>>33395771NTA oats are shite so it's ok.
>>33395797Not my problem that you suck at cooking and have the palate of an obese toddler.
>>33395767What the fuck kind of breakfast is that?
>>33395796That's just what most people are into.
But you know it's only very rarely a 100% onesided thing.
>>33395788ah
(i don't know what black pudding is)
>>33395798>calling oats cookingAh yes, the classic act of cooking as "throwing shit into a bowl". lmao
Oatshitters are the footfags of cooking, always annoying and insufferable.
>>33395728Chicken fried steak, eggs, toast with nutella.
>>33395793It's easy to get it wrong because, basically, girls are only interested in Chad from pretty early on.
>>33395806Thats not how you prepare oats. No wonder you don‘t like them, lol
>>33395803its blood. steamed blood sausage.
mmmmm
>>33395811NTA
Oh look it's this bullshit again. Who is this Chad you speak of that I'm supposedly wet for good sir?
>>33395803It's a type of sausage with grains in it. High in blood so it typically has a dark color [black].
>>33395812Do you also consider boiling pasta as a difficult process worth mentioning?
This is getting sad, go eat some of your sludge, mate.
>>33395704 (OP)(American) Women,
Would you date and I dare say marry an Anglo? Looking for a woman to homestead with, the backdoor pic in the last thread has re-awakened a long lost dream. I have some wit and charm on top of enough muscle to rip clothes apart.
>>33395817If I post pictures, you'll call me names. Maybe pics should be posted, but of guys who don't fit the stereotype.
>>33395821No. I want florida man.
>>33395704 (OP)Hi bisexual/gay guys do you ever have any romantic or sexual interest in a trans man
>>33395821I find most Europeans to be smug and annoying as hell, but the fact that you don't seem to be a typical European who spends all day seething about Americans makes you more likable than most.
>>33395824>If I post my shitty memes about how women only want to fuck one guy, I'll rightfully get mockedBoo fucking hoo
>>33395817nta but I saw two of them saturday, one was with a mid girl and the other with a onlyfans model type. I was so jealous. I am not an incel btw
>>33395830And what where these guys? Generic looking jocks? Just random men who happen to have girlfriends?
>>33395810okkki ill have bread n honey fir breakfast then :3
>>33395817the more time i spend on here the more i realize the incels rage at delusional and DO NOT understand how women’s brains work at all let alone sexual and physical attraction. To them chad is a fictional way of saying model like looking man but as a woman ive never been attracted or chased these type of men. Muscles don’t do nothing on me. They fail to realize the way women feel attracted to men is a lot of the times more mentally stimulating than visually. Which is why you see a lot of good looking women with literal globin looking guys. If you are kind, make her laugh and treat her as a person she will melt
>>33395834idk, this one guy could be in a boy band and the other was generic jock #3
Top of the mornin'
How shall I break my fast?
I know, lets have some fucking blood.
>>33395838Alright, so yeah it's the latter. Any guy with a girlfriend is Chad. Understood.
>>33395816>>33395818oh that's basically sundae
i want sundae
>>33395821European men are so small framed with a superiority complex.
>>33395829>shitty memes about how women only want to fuck one guySo they're not wrong, per se, they just annoy you. Alright.
You can just imagine a shy 5'10 guy with a portable game console. Done.
>>33395821I would say very likely. Find a way to meet an american girl, visit with each other irl and see how you mesh. You may be perfect for each other.
>>33395839They have that weird shit in Ireland too.
It does not taste AS bad as it sounds, but still gross. Same goes for "white pudding".
>>33395847>Calling me out on my bullshit is proof that I'm rightWhat's it like having your head up your own ass all day long?
fsg
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>>33395817It's not me that's for sure
>>33395844no, its like they mog you in every way and make you feel inferior
>>33395829I like to live with mirth, unlike most here. It's easy to be miserable, I prefer fighting for some joy and splendor.
If it's any bonus I don't follow politics at all and I like working with my hands.
>>33395846I have broad shoulders and a very modest life
>>33395849God Bless
>>33395827I'm about as tanned as Florida man if that helps.
>>33395852I hate being approached by men regardless of whether or not they're conventionally attractive. Fuck off with this shitty comic.
>>33395839koreas version of it doesn't taste bloody at all, looks a little gross but it's yummy trust ㅠㅠ
>>33395850Pls dont let it be what I think it is
Is it morally wrong for a man to find women sexually attractive?
>>33395863it is not, i searched it up.
just black pudding without the blood lols
>>33395704 (OP)Do big breasts like make wubble-sound effect every time they move?
>>33395851Chad isn't a bullshit concept, nor a hard one to understand.
>>33395859have you even ever been to the U.S?
>>33395868I'm aware that 'Chad' is when closeted homosexual men project their fantasies onto women.
>>33395863LMAO
I think it's a ton of fat and like bread and oats (yuck).
>>33395828Yeah I could like that
>>33395872Not yet, but I will soon, been invited to a wedding in Kansas, I wouldn't mind a romp around the Eastern Seaboard
>>33395873One of the three arguments:
>you don't get women>you're secretly gay>you will die alone
>>33395865it’s not. It’s only repulsive when men separate sexual attraction and the person and turn you into an object.
>>33395879Yeah, it's almost like women are human beings who aren't only attracted to generic jock looking handsome men and get really irritated when they're told they must be.
>>33395878whereabouts are you visiting from? i’m from Texas :3
>>33395886Manchester, I have too posh of a voice for being a Northerner however.
>>33395885>who aren't only attracted to generic jock looking handsome menI mean, maybe? But after, like, 30. Or after a few relationships.
>>33395873Chad caters to the male gaze. It is what men thinks pulls women. It’s very homosexual because it all roots men wanting validation from other men.
They will never understand the female gaze. The ones who do actually pull women.
>>33395891No, you're speaking to a woman whose NEVER been attracted to that kind of man. Fuck off with your projection.
>>33395891Nta but does it not get boring to you to repeat the same bullshit every single day?
>>33395894Maybe not for relationships, then. It was the wrong word.
>>33395890NTA why seek an American woman for homestead goals? can’t you do that in UK? Media shows Europe to be better than USA why not just go homestead in Spain
>>33395755>It's chaos when they don't get posted and you know itthere is literally no difference between a thread with rules in the OP and a thread without them. You made the thread on page 9 and can't even follow your own rules.
>>33395882Women do the same thing with their minotaur smut
>>33395900Not in the EU anymore, I could, I just don't think I'd be nearly as much of a fit. Most British women I've met have been not exactly my type to be honest.
I'm not just saying this to be flirty, but Dixie girls usually have a bit of verbal tact(?) or verbal bite to them, it's nice to be fighty with words and soft with hearts
God, so many delicious phenotypes, and so little time in a life. Is this Sexistentialism?
>>33395885Whatever male type you're attracted to it's not me so why bother?
>>33395919Pattern recognition
>>33395922Uh, yeah? I'm probably not the type of woman you're attracted to either. That's life. Why get mad about it?
>>33395919Humans were never meant to be monogamous. Thats something incels came up with because it was their only chance to get any pussy access.
>>33395867F I’ve definitely heard sound from them before.
Who doesn't want to live a happy, peaceful and loving life? Kudo points if it includes a partner who is kind, won't give up on you and is your best friend. Shared interests and experiences can strengthen the friendship and when you introduce intimacy, you equate that to a formal relationship. My opinion may not be worth the gum on the bottom of my shoe, but seeking love in the form of life long friendship as the backbone for a family actually means something.
Does /atoga feel different?
t. scared girl who will die alone
>>33395928What in the reddit tranny
>>33395928thats the dream
>>33395924Are you not a woman with a vagina?
>>33395937I'm not overweight.
>>33395936Don't give me that "men don't have standards" bullshit.
>>33395938>I'm not overweight.There's *something* you don't have which restricts your access to Chad. You're self-aware enough to know that being attracted to the men you would be attracted to isn't that productive.
>>33395942I don't want "Chad", stop projecting your gay fantasies onto me.
>>33395928why do you think you are going to die alone?
>>33395928I think we could have that together, the question is do you want to start it?
>>33395945But you don't even know what he's like or you act ignorant.
>>33395951Because I'm a loser weeb borderline NEET. I already know I don't want Chad, so fuck off.
Femanons, do you use game theory and the 48 laws of power in order to ruthlessly manipulate men into getting what you want?
>>33395952Great progress. So now it's clear why desirable men don't desire you.
>>33395952How do you pay rent and buy food if neet?
>>33395958I said borderline NEET. I live with other people and am on NEETbucks. It's complicated and I don't want to get into it.
>>33395950I have removed myself from actively participated in society. Boarderline agoraphobe, not sure where I would meet a man. It would have to be someone I already know and they would have to reach out to me.
I have been traumatized and will not reach out to anyone first.
>>33395953No, sounds like a lot of work. People already do what you want most of the time if you treat them kindly and make an effort to meet their needs too.
>>33395915it seems like you are narrowing yourself to only British women. Why not try dating other European women? Italian, Spanish, German, so many to choose from. I have heard Slavic and Eastern Euro women to be the most traditional and into homestead. Try the Baltics or Southern Europe.
>>33395845>SoondaeOh okay. Yeah.
*was trying to conceptualize savory blood icecream with gravy, maybe nuts too*
>>33395962Ok but maybe just tell me how to get neetbux
>>33395859No. No tan. Only Florida.
>>33395867No, but the bigger they are the more easily you get sounds from them slapping together or slapping the arms if she's really moving around a lot without a bra.
>>33395953No that’s what boobs are for
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How do the 14 year old boys with no father figures that watch these usually turn out later in life?
>>33395970That sounds delicious. Strawberry sauce on top.
>>33395960want to edate? I am trying to stop being a loser
>>33395976You can observe it in the incels itt.
>>33395970hi valk!!!!! sorry didn't see u
lmao i forgot sundae was the icecream thingy
>>33395779>so americanFuck you. Americans have never even heard of black pudding.
>>33395976only normies watch this shit
>>33395972>how to get neetbuxshe's a woman, don't waste your time.
>>33395793>Isn't he correct though?No.
>>33395953you strongly overestimate the machiavellianism necessary to get men to do what you want. there are men who will do things happily and willingly for a few extra emojis in a text
>>33395793He isn't, no. It's just that even the thirstiest and most open-minded women try to downplay their overt sexual interest because for one it'll attract more attention than you can handle (including negative/hostile) and second you risk the man you actually like thinking less of you if you seem either too experienced or even just too caught up in attentionfishing. So it's in women's own best interests to act aloof until they're with a guy they want and can let go.
Of course there's exceptions. Drunk women, older women who have no fucks to give and will drown in unwanted attention less easily, women in such groups that they could tell people off together if necessary. But there's a lot of downplaying.
>>33395799>What the fuck kind of breakfast is that?A good, filling one.
Men
How do you feel about your dad?
>>33395764I think it's bi femanons > straight femanons > lesbian femanons.
>>33395981 =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
sorry.. the heavy foods n fried stuff made me think it was an american thingy ㅠㅠ
>>33395978I guess? I have never done that or know how?
>>33395992Mixed feelings. He taught me the values of respect, hard work, and being a provider. He’s also emotionally stunted and a former gangbanger who killed people
>>33395987Why does the patriarchy still exist then? Seems like women are getting outmanipulated by 160 IQ psychopathic nerdy men all the time.
>>33395992He’s a chad and I’m a failedchad
>>33395976They look back cringe
You really need to worry about the guys watching "alpha male" bullshit
>>33395803>i don't know what black pudding isA very thick pork sausage. (You cut it into slices to fry it). It has a fair bit of grain and also a lot of blood added to the mix, which gives it a characteristic dark colour and slightly unusual flavour.
>>33395997I have mixed feelings about your post too. He taught you about respect but killed and gangraped people? Do you feel he just overall could not practice what he preached?
>>33395996I haven't done it either
>>33395992My life was ruined because he left, his life was ruined because he spent his entire life trying to make up with me. I feel for him, and I appreciate the effort, but it's never going to be like it was if he stayed.
>>33395998Women don't even just get outmanipulated by 160 iq nerds, they get outmanipulated by unemployed dudes with no licenses who vape and flip bags of weed to kids. All women have the exact same "toxic controlling manipulative" exes.
>>33396004Pretty much. He taught me an ideal that he could never live up to. Despite all his heinous shit, I do respect him and what he taught me
Women, are you part of the latest and greatest trend of posting things like "how do I stop being attracted to bad men" without any intention to change anything?
>>33395928I really want to cultivate a community but people are scary.
So I'll just dream.
https://youtu.be/nAlTFjDHcnk?si=nzn50F0rRTd_-pQ8
how would men feel if during sex their gf wanted their bf to just stay inside them no thrusting? and just hug and makeout? i want to try this with my bf to connect better with him but he insists that thrusting is what matters most
>>33395966You seem to be happy to talk to me, I'm sure we can find out if we like each other pretty quick.
>>33395968There's a certain kinship to Americans, we're different but the same if that makes sense, that and communication is key, don't want anything lost in translation.
>>33396012I don't know, is this similar to the group of men who constantly complain about having abusive BPDemon ex girlfriends?
>>33395953No. I leave them alone.
>>33396018Post orgasm? Love it, pre-orgasm? Think it's really hot but I do want to start thrusting.
>>33395997He did what now
>>33395999How so?
>>33396007Why did he leave?
>>33396018I would feel like my penis was deflating. Sorry, if I don't keep my cock stimulated then it loses its erection very quickly.
>>33396018>how would men feel if during sex their gf wanted their bf to just stay inside them no thrusting? and just hug and makeout?The problem with that is that I would start to lose my erection quite quickly. Once it's gone, I would slip out, and even prior to that I don't think either of us would be feeling much. Someone who has stronger erections than me might be okay with it.
>>33396021Not exactly. The women don't complain or admit that bad relationships were their own fault.
>>33396020>There's a certain kinship to Americans, we're different but the same if that makes sensenot really. Try saying this in the US. Americans like British people in a curious way. But the moment you say “were kinda the same” Americans will get overly patriotic defending America and shitting on the UK
How would men feel if their gf tied them down saying it was to have sex and then chopped off their dick and balls, threw it in a blender with some chicken livers, and fed the result to her pet chihuahua?
>>33396006how would we go about this?
>>33396031This would feel familiar.
>>33396012Not part of it, and haven’t seen any such trend.
>>33396029I think I have a soft spot for that though, the idea of my girlfriend protesting how different we are, bouncing off the walls to show how American they are, it's cute.
Threatening to break a woman's third Amendment is hot too
>>33396028Oh I'm aware that men are incapable of taking accountability for their actions, abusive relationships are always the women's fault and never the man's.
>>33396024>Why did he leave?Bad alcoholic and drug user
>>33396031I'd feel vindicated. Women hate men and manipulate them using sex.
>>33396018>woman discovers soakingOh, I am LAUGHING
>>33396038you will have no hard time finding American wife. Americans love dating foreigners. British guys are popular in the U.S. Just set dating app settings to U.S locations.
Women do not consider men to be human
We're either rapists or slaves
>>33396039What I've seen is that men tend to punch themselves in the balls (figuratively) for falling for bad women. Then they encourage each other not to do it again.
>>33396025That’s what I was thinking. Like how would it stay hard?
>>33396032What if you end up completely loathing each other? What then?
>>33395992Far from perfect but he did pretty well for himself and our family given how he was raised.
>>33396044I like serendipity too much over apps, if I find a girl here by chance or when I'm over there I'm happy. I stay away from dating apps where I can, I don't get bad results but it's not as human to me.
>>33396047*the answer as to why I will die alone
I may have no friends, but I punch myself.
>>33396018make it more fun, promise him that what you'll say will keep him hard
>>33396047Oh of course. Men never do anything wrong ever. Men are perfect angels and if they act abusive at all, it's always the women's fault because making men take accountability for their actions is misandry.
>>33396043oh shit well it’s usually associated with mormons and im not fucking mormon. Also this is my first bf and he’s my first. I didn’t know much about sex before
>>33396032make a throwaway discord acc? idk I didn't thought this far
>>33396041you have just posted the absolute truth
>>33396054do you know anything about the U.S to even consider an American wife?
Any femanons play games like Killing Floor or Left 4 dead?
I just bought KF2 on sale since it was so cheap and a friend of mine has it too.
>>33396049thats life brother
>>33395704 (OP)>early thread>bullshit FAQqot "no fun allowed" rulez>slop capeshit ahh imageThanks I hate it
>>33396057I literally said the opposite. Ask any man who has that kind of ex to tell you what the worst mistakes of his life were. Dating her will likely be at the list.
>>33396023>Post orgasmHow? It’s only hard for like a minute after isn’t it?
>>33396006would rather have a real man in real life
>>33396038you are overromantizing American women anon. Can telk you never dated one
>>33395839Black pudding is the brekkie of kings
A propa fry up is incomplete without it
>>33396058No offense intended, Anon. I think it's really cute. I also found it funny though. Hope you and your bf have fun with whatever you end up doing
t. non-mormon living in mormon land. People in the dorms made jokes about it all the time.
>>33395928>Who doesn't want to live a happy, peaceful and loving life?Me
I like my women like I like my video games
Challenging and punishing
>>33396061lolol but im scared to!!
i dont want to share my info with a rando stranger
>>33396083would you happen to know how to use a gpg key?
>>33395992You guys have dads?
>>33396064Too much unfortunately. Legally and culturally.
>>33396076I think you're partially right, but I think I want that kind of woman back in my life, most British women I've met are cold cruel, vein, not to say there aren't plenty of American women like that too, simply there's a lot of mirth to be had from the contrast.
>>33396083>>33396087nta
make a burner email on like protonmail
>>33396087thats going to be a no from me, dawg.
>>33396031I would rather be her pet chihuahua
Life isn't fucking fair
>>33396086Don't give up babe you will meet your prince charming someday
For now stay on that girlboss grindset frfr
>>33395977Haha. Low iron girlies deserve a lil sweet treat instead of having to poop black.
>>33395990All I see is women complaining about the male gaze and complaining about their bfs and how much they would rather be gay or alone
So no I don't think they want male attention anymore
>>33395980Lul, it's ok hun. I was lurking and sipping my v8 tea. Just pondering.
>>33396101>Just ponderingyour orb?
>>33395704 (OP)Women who are into the goth aesthetic,
Why do you dress so slutty/revealingly yet act so shy in public? I almost feel the shyness/panic coming off of you
Just seems like a weird contrast to dress like that but fear the attention.
>>33396113>How are you?Very, very tired.
>>33395928K1y4Qp4NBPnbNTjW22Pnsj6cSuRQlYp@proton.me
fuck it its going to be funny
>>33396066I'd play zombie games. I am not sure I would live or not scream, I'm very out of practice. Use to blops zombies with online friends way back.
>>33395928Women don't want that. They just want to use men.
>>33396114Serious question-
Are "people into goth aesthetic" some 30 something people pining over their highschool days?
Women if I get a gf will we still be cool?
>>33396117Tell us when you get married, shame it couldn't have been me
>>33396123>Girl talking about what she wants>Moid comes to tell her that's not what she really wants because he's the female expert and knows what women really want
Women-
How do you feel about men that swear and are overtly hostile verbally?
>>33396117Just to remind you guys: posting contact details is against /adv forum rules. If you want to do that you should go over to the ATOGA thread on /soc and then link to it from here.
Yes, this makes no sense, but I don't make the fucking rules.
>>33396124By goth aesthetic, I mean pale makeup, chocker, borderline black loli outfits etc. As I said, it's a weird contrast to wear something very revealing/eye catching, whilst giving off the vibe
>DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE AHHHH
>>33396113Feeling really good because good things happened but also I want to cry. How are you??
>>33396105No. This musical drama.
https://youtu.be/DN-zGgN2AgA?si=P8XoQV1CAYoNyBhA
>>33396127Women lie all the time, whenever it suits their needs.
>>33396128>How do you feel about men that swear and are overtly hostile verbally?That's two totally unrelated things.
>>33396130Yeah but if you are 30 something it's cringe to be into it.
>>33396124idk the most recent goth chick I met was an 18-yo freshman in my foreign language class and she was clearly straight out of highschool with her lack of confidence
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>>33396139it's not a phase, dad
>>33396116Get some sleep.
>>33396131I'm okay. Got rejected the same day I sent the job application.
>>33396124No. I look younger than 30 for no reason.
Here you go moids. A little song.
https://youtu.be/yrokEBz5xns?si=rF7ymM1c4ObKouUJ
>>33396142Aw dang. I'm sorry anon
>>33396151Here's a song for you from a moid.
https://youtu.be/vFwYJYl5GUQ?si=dlYH2DYP3_nvZ8Ha
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33396141I would like to be exactly the same.
>>33395704 (OP)Do women wear only panties while painting their nails?
>>33396151>for no reason.girl you're overweight, that tends to make you look much younger
Do you think women can only truly respect men who are strong, not submissive?
>>33396174like phisically strong or what
Myao could not have come to this thread at a worse time. I was just starting to get yellow fever again, now the only thing I can think of is sex with a tiny Asian woman.
Gay retard thread so far.
/atoga/ fell off.
State gender and yes or yes?
>>33396176Like dominant, all that alpha male stuff.
Trying to come up with a plot for a short story about a female knight and her young squire who has a crush on her
I've come up with a few characters for the story but idk where I want it to go. There's a prince who's so far down the line of succession it's laughable.
>>33396180yes
>>33396179what about tall asian women?
>>33396174The problem is that there will be instances where other men are evidently stronger and she will do comparisons (even unwillingly).
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>>33396181nah, its just like poe, there are 4 male builds
dex/int shadow
dex/str duelist
str marauder
str/int templar
>>33396191Shadow boyfriend <3 hehe
>>33396197Wait are you a foid?
I thought you were a moid.
24, almost 25 incel here.
My mothers friends and neighbours asked her (2 other women) about why or if really ive never had a gf, she told me months ago but im angered about it again. I must suicide
>>33396200She's a gurl.
B nice.
>.>
>>33396202Do we have proof of this?
Or is this conjecture?
>>33395704 (OP)Femanon, have you ever tried 69? If so, how was the experience? If not, why not?
>>33396200were u unaware ㅠㅠ
>>33396205I'm a sweetie pie
>>33396194Actually sounds romantic. Would be sweet for a girl to leave trinkets and sweet little gifts for him to find.
Are guys into that sort of thing?
>>33396209It's not you, I just got back from a week long vacation and wasn't up to date on atgoa happenings like a new grill.
I'm happy you're here.
>>33396203At least you didn't get the "I'm sure there's a girl out there for you and she will appear eventually" crap.
>>33396216Be happy, alone. There is no such thing as love. It is a social construct. Do not engage with the opposite gender or your own gender, for that matter. You are better off finding happiness within yourself.
Duh. Nameste.
I finally did go to the doctor today. She said the abutment of my bone anchored hearing aid was healing up well and told me to keep taking care of it. (I'm now spraying saline on a q-tip and rubbing it down daily). As far as my ears themselves, she said they looked very red and irritated, so she prescribed me some antibiotics. Hopefully I'll feel better soon.
But that's the update. I'm breathing a little better now than I was last night so I think it's time for an afternoon nap.
>>33396223Fundamentally Godless.
>>33396226where is that thing in your body? I couldn't tell
>>33396213God, I want to do that. Put a banana clip in his hair too.
>>33396213>are guys into that sort of thingIf only foids knew...
>>33396229It's on the left side of my head, behind my ear but a little higher in the skull.
>>33396226Hope you get better soon
>>33396236Its like we are twinners.
I was talking to this girl while she was at work, and she was complaining about how her job makes her work weird hours and prevents her from going to church unless she gets up extremely early. Eventually, I asked if she'd ever considered babysitting since she could set her own hours and would probably be in high demand because of her musical talents. The conversation ended there abruptly, and I haven't heard from her in a couple days. I backed off for a bit in case I'd offended her before shooting her another message since this is her day off. Nothing, although there is still a lot of time in the day.
Did I fuck up? Her schedule has been wacky lately, but I get so paranoid about this shit because I always respond to people (not just girls) promptly. I could also be spoiled because the other girl I'm talking to always tells me good morning and goodnight, sends me heart emojis, and has called me cute.
Meanwhile, the first girl is more on my level in terms of interests, humor, and personality types. However, I don't know if we've ever actually flirted, although she made the decision to move from the app to direct texting, which I've heard is a girl's way of saying that she's happy with how things are progressing
This shit just makes me so fucking anxious and schizo AHHHHHHH
>>33396232just me, I spend too much time here
>>33396207Yes, but with woman
Men.
Which gimmick do you like?
https://youtu.be/VgCkXMqM7kc?si=6jUj4C0ptMgnBUTH
Women would you have kids if theres an ai apocalypse or would you let humanity die out
>>33396231>>33396233Guys wouldn't think this was weird? I want to show my interest, but have no social media or any way to connect to anyone.
>>33396242Text her. If she has shown enough interest to try and message you, start a conversation.
>>33396242You offered a solution instead of comforting her...
Men, what motivates you to get a job? I've been trying to help my boyfriend find a job but he flat out stated he does not want to work and gets irritated when I suggest he needs to do something. He is almost 30 and has never worked a day in his life. He's very sweet despite this, but this is a huge roadblock as someone who works full-time with overtime.
>>33396262Fear of being cold, wet and hungry.
>>33396262How can I get a girlfriend as an unemployed loser? I'm tired of working. I want to play my vidya all day.
>>33396262Finding a company that I want to work at has helped me a lot.
femanons, what will you be doing during world breastfeeding week?
>>33396262My last job was something I was really passionate about in terms of the science and overall mission of what we were doing. Very fulfilling in terms of what I was learning and it also had hands on stuff. Also I want money so I don't fucking end up homeless and die.
>>33396265You'd think that would be motivation enough. His mom could never do this to him.
>>33396267Viable option, just need to find a good company that will accept him with no work experience.
Women, what are some valid reasons to give up on dating and romance?
Would those reasons justify ghosting?
>>33396243so u know me well enough? luv my fans
>>33396271>The usualshlicking?
>>33396273Mental illness.
Justify, no, but explain it.
>>33396269Breastmilk fetishists are the greatest argument for formula feeding.
>>33396276No, shitposting
>>33395793that's how i understand women to be yes
>>33396273Love doesn't exsist.
Excuse me while I go off myself.
Later, chan.
>>33396207Yes, I loved it. Any position where I get to feel someone's weight on me is hot.
>>33396274no, i don't, i just meant that you are cute
>>33396283but why kill yourself when you can shitpost
>>33395793M
Im 26 and i've yet to see proof of otherwise. Sure seems like it
>>33396279yeah true. Babies ought to be punished for the fetishes of unrelated adult men.
You may think im joking but I'm absolutely one hundred percent unironically being sincere
>>33396287Imagine getting this worked up over titty milk.
>>333962621. money
2. being able to use of my skills to improve the lives of others a bit
if your bf is 30 and has never worked, neither of these will motivate him, especially since he'll only be able to get shit jobs
I love hairy black balls. Yummy!
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>>33395793it might as well be true because women dont see me as a sexual being and dont want my attention
>>33396290Yeah agreed. Breast milk fetishists are the greatest argument for formula feeding.
>>33396284I picture it with the woman on top...
>>33396297You seem upset anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBQwyzerpBM
polybros, we are SO back
I‘m selling testosterone laced with estrogen
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Women do you want this from a bf?
Femanon with big tits please give me a chance.
Women, isn't diversity beautiful? Don't you just wanna vote for more?
>>33396301Yeah a little. That statement is retarded
>>33395704 (OP)can i get your thoughts on this guitar improvisation
https://vocaroo.com/1meCSTscnZij
>>33396309Get new material faggot.
>>33396298Fuck no. I want a guy crushing me while fucking my mouth.
>>33395893>They will never understand the female gaze. The ones who do actually pull women.Are you fucking retarded? Every guy saw from their school years which guys bitches lusted after and which celebs they got wet for.
>>33396309>Liberal men don't exist, everything I don't like is women's fault>>33396310I know. It's amazing how easy it is to piss people off on the internet.
>>33396316I mean we can try both? Who says otherwise?
>>33396309>Diversity>Shows a video of only african american peoplethats not how diversity works
>>33396304Why is this hot? I hate myself.
>>33396302MGK made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a Scheduling Kink.
>>33396292who the fuck are you
>>33396313It sounds like a bunch of random guitar chords
>>33396313The incoherensce of improvisations annoys me.
However, you are WAY better than me at playing guitar. And so, I can recognize it's still good.
Pretty cool, anon.
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>>33396248I’ll tell you what I don’t like is the gimmick where women go over clean on my heart every time.
>>33396327I made a good joke once
you only have one joke
>>33396304Yes yes yes yes yeseysyeysydysysysgafsfsgagsg
>>33396317Nta
I didn't. I never once saw women lust after anybody. Never saw anybody get "that look"
Never saw a woman laugh at a guy. That's why I think its all fake and women are just naturally asexual
>>33395968>I have heard Slavic and Eastern Euro women to be the most traditional and into homestead.Kek, people still believe this meme?
>>33396285because no one wants me here.
i am merely an outcast that anon(s) will do anything to hurt - for whatever reason.
this was the only place i had, and its now overrun by those who hate me. AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY.
so much for me having a place to vent.
anons i'm playing dark souls 3 right now
>>33396330I'm myao
I'm korean 음경
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>>33396255>>33396261I already comforted her earlier in the conversation, and I'm smart enough to not have done that when she was having bigger issues. My suggestion came up later in the convo after she appeared to hint that she has side hustles, although I instantly regretted it because I thought she might interpret it as me criticizing her financial situation or patronizing her by suggesting a "woman job."
I did hesitate while I was typing it out. If I would just fucking listen to my gut, I would be less anxious about relationship stuff and more financially successful. Instead, I'm just a fucking moron.
Is it over if your jaw angles are dysgenic
>>33396340Yeah what a dumbass
All slav bitches do is steal, cheat, lie and ask for money
>>33396346Why aren't you having sex?
>>33396346Oh no, dont let jh hear this!
>>33396341are you the catposter?
>>33396351Ten out of ten in bongland?
>>33396352I love when idiots think women from third world countries are more humble and grateful. I always hope they end up marrying one of them and finding out the truth.
>>33396317Did anyone ever ask if that was not a look of lust but a look of preconcieved attraction? As in what could have been?
Did anyone wonder if there was history behind the meaning in the eyes?
Maybe the person looking back had no interest and decided the female whom gazed upon was not suitable, so she moved on to someone who she felt comfortable around and fell in love with?
If the man who she chose decided to not choose her, what is a woman to do?
>>33396357I think it's QT
>>33396324>>33396337women are alright, after all
>>33396347(·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
uuwa im being impersonated
>>33396341kittenposter? want to play some poe together? might make you feel better
>>33396348who is the guy next tothe south park logo??
>>33396354what
>>33396355okay...
>>33396360Can you do this to my penis?
>>33396304This is actually very sweet, I would cream for the smallest drawing a man made for me... but that has never been something a man has ever done for me.
>>33396273Moid fatigue
Yes
>>33395704 (OP)To all the bookish girls who dress wholesomely (not showing too much skin, no heavy makeup), I just want to say, I appreciate you and your look.
>>33396351this is probably cope, but i've found that guys who look like this are often really fucking dumb and boring because they never really had to struggle for anything in their lives
>>33396370>I would cream for the smallest drawing a man made for me...I would do indescribable things if a woman creamed for me.
I would solve quantum mechanics and gravity. I would bring world peace. I would conquer all the solar system.
>>33396369No. Only his. If he says so. Affirmatively.
Does one typically have to give up porn upon entering a relationship? I couldn't imagine ever doing that.
>>33396377Men say this and then don‘t even do it.
>>33396385Cream for me and I will.
Since moids are supposedly better with money
What's the best way to invest $15k while being able to freely withdraw at most $1k a month
>>33396383awwe dats actually very sweet. i like it alot
>>33396386Thats something.
>>33396388Solve it and I will squirt non stop.
>>33396207Alright for foreplay but I can't orgasm if I have to suck dick. Maybe if it were a nursing bj but doing the gluck gluck with an upside down dick is a lot of uncomfortable work.
>>33396284>>33396298Both positions are ass, you're meant to lie on your side and use the other person's thigh as a pillow.
>>33396341>this was the only place i had, and its now overrun by those who hate me.the only way to get anons to hate you is to be a namefag or an avatarfag though. It's self-inflicted either way.
The only girls that I think might be a good fit are the girls who you cannot meet online nor at any public events because they are homebodies who spend most times with family.
>>33396382You should be filming yourself jerking off on your gf and watching it to jerk off, it's the new meta
>what are you watching on your phone anon, why aren't you looking at me>I'm watching myself jerk off to you babe
>>33396402They still had to go to school. That was your once chance to land one.
>>33396401well i am neither soooo ... why does no one want me around?
>>33396402If you make enough friends you can reach them
Girls, what would you do if your date summoned the Forbidden One?
>>33396389Economy is going in the toilet
Buy gold
Manufactured housing riets
>>33396389Withdrawing 1k a month makes the investment pointless. The only way you will make money is by investing in long-term shit.
Unless you are shorting or shit like that, but that's for tryhards and retards.
Put it in a high yield savings account so it doesn't get devalued by inflation.
If you want to invest it and have THE POSSIBILITY of withdrawing in case of emergency, put it in a well managed mutual fund, if you want to do the work of finding one.
Otherwise just find an index fund.
Investing is about the long-term and diversification of risk. The latter is almost pointless with small amounts of money.
An index fund offers good returns and enough diversification so that you don't have to worry much about it.
>>33396398>Both positions are ass, you're meant to lie on your side and use the other person's thigh as a pillow.I want to feel her weight on my face, her soft thighs pressed on me hard.
>>33396394I'll do my best.
>>33396410I play draw four, that means you draw four cards.
>>33396382I'd try but IDK people seem upset with porn in the relationship since its holding intimacy from someone but eh.
>>33396389If you want interest and liquidity, you could stake a stablecoin, like USDC.
Alternatively, ULTRA SHORT TERM BOND ETFS. GO GO GO GO GO.
(not financial advice)
>>33396410I'd forbade him to the bedposts.
>>33396416Awwe that made me sad.
Women, what was the best movie in the alien franchise?
Was Julius ceasar a communist?
>>33396382I would give it up on my own.
I hate porn, it makes me feel awful.
I would unload on her.
>>33396417>people seem upset with porn in the relationship since its holding intimacy from someoneIs it less bad if I always go for hentai instead of "normal" porn?
Female creatures what was the last think you had an irrational episode of hysteria over
>>33396352That sounds like white women in america. I'd rather get with an Americanized slav woman still just because I'm down bad for that type.
>>33396425why sad? :(
>>33396427feel free lol
>>33396430In every single description and from personal experience that is worse.
>>33396432If you had superior American edication, you would know that Linkin freed all the slavs like a hunderd years ago
>>33396416I would snuggle you, keep you close to my heart and try to make you feel better. other people would rather be rude.
Ahhhh I cant smell anything anymore
>>33396412>>33396413>>33396418I have no clue what any of this means :(
Should I just invest in a boyfriend and make him handle the money for me
>>33396439I wish you a happy long life carlos.
>>33396429this pathology is why you're an incel
a guy who could easily get sex would say
>yeah I like porn why shouldn't I jerk off what are you my mom? Suck my dick while I jerk off to tranny porn bitch
>>33396436Because i long for something that will never be and miss someone who doesn't think of me, anymore - if ever.
I hurt someone who I grew fond of and regret the pain I caused. I am sad about it but have been told life will go on.
>>33396444>bfIf only femanon with big tits would give me chance...
Just google "high yield savings account" you will find a description and a list of recommendations. Pick at your leisure.
401k is also a possibility, but I've heard those have taxes when you withdraw money. But maybe there are different types of accounts? High yields sounds best for you rn. You can research other options later if you like.
>>33396454>Suck my dick while I jerk offSounds inconvenient.
>>33396321True. Mixing it up is always fun.
>>33396355I've detached from my hatred of that game. I realize now that not everybody who plays that is ass.
>>33396428I‘ve only seen the original one and alien vs predator and I honestly can‘t remember much, other than nice giger aesthetics.
He definitely was a communist.
>land distribution >dept relief>optimates>grain dole/welfare reforms>citizenship expansion>authoritarian power grab>purge of political rivals >propaganda and cult of personality >suppression of free expression and dissent>militarization of the state>elitist replacement>expansionist imperialism
>>33396455I did that too, not fun
>>33396461He was a populist
Stop misusing words
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>>33396457>his dick is so short that he can't get the jerk&suck specialit's over for you bro
>>33396463Will the real myao please stand up
>>33396463yes, it's just us two now (the real mayos)
>>33396458you on that eithfold path grind?
I am leaving this alone.
I am leaving the wonderful world of the web.
I came here to express my graditude, sincere apologies and heartfelt emotion. Just to be stompped on, again.
If someone wants to inquire about me, you will know how to.
>>33396442m-me?
>>33396455Sorry to hear that. I hope that person forgives you and you forgive yourself.
>>33396470PLS NO MORRE
I AM MYAO ORIGINALLY NYAO NYAO
>>33396469It's specifically fitted for the tightest of pussies.
>>33396461I liked promethius
Rome was a militarized expansionist state long before julius showed up. Ask Carthage.
>>33396474I wish to inquire about you.
>>33396474i don't know how to
>>33396472real myao would never call herself mayo cuz i hate mayo </3
항문 Nope I'll always be here. I was here before you cam, and i'll be here after you leave. Just like anon :3
>>33396454>>yeah I like porn why shouldn't I jerk off what are you my mom? Suck my dick while I jerk off to tranny porn bitchI don't like porn though.
>>33396458>True. Mixing it up is always fun.Based.
>>33396473Idk what that means.
>>33396467Heh, at first glance, I thought that pic was about one's self-worth being distorted due to an obsessive love for a flat twink (126.4 lbs being his weight).
>>33396490its buddhist shit it doesnt matter
>>33396485Actually you are supposed to belittle my intelligence before refuting the movie I like and my take on Rome
>>33396480>>33396481Text message.
I need a friend.
Femanons why you dont want me?
>>33396496My bad.
Ahem, you are ofc right, militarized expansionism was Rome’s love language. Caesar just added therapy-speak, welfare, and personalized executions.
Also impressive you liked Prometheus. Shows real commitment to ignoring red flags, whether it’s androids playing God or dictators redistributing land. I am starting to see a pattern emerge here.
That better?
Femanon, do you like koreans?
How do I get my bf to stop buying plastic trash? He watches kitchen gadget reviews obsessively and wants to look at that stuff when we go grocery shopping. He always goes
>do you want this?
>we kinda need this right??
and I have to shut him down because we really don't need any of it. When I'm there he's like "aww ok :(" but then he fucking goes shopping alone later and buys it anyway and claims it's for me so I can't complain about him constantly buying useless crap he doesn't use. I've told him that I don't like kitchen gadgets and that they're wasteful and stupid and that hasn't made him give up on getting them for me as thoughtful gifts, he gets sad and apologizes and then does it again.
>>33396505They're okay. Watching them beat the shit out of Johnny Somali was pretty kino.
Why even bother getting a gf when every female nowadays has an OF where she gets defiled by black dick
Women do you get jealousy?
Femanon please give me a chance.
>>33396484 (imposter-twinsies?)
you'll never be me, you'll never exactly imitate the way i talk
but I'll accept you!! u can be nyao, ill be myao!! matching ?
>>33396508Sounds like a manchild
Time to mom him
>>33396513Not really.
>>33396508He wants you to start acting like a tradwife gf that makes him cute bento boxes with star shaped carrots and cute fruit picks.
>>33396512Why try at anything if your whole reality is an internet stereotype?
>>33396510where?? im from seoul n jecheon
>>33396517>you'll never exactly imitate the way i talkJust give me a couple weeks >:)
wahhh there's two copies of me ㅠㅠ
>>33396521>Not really.Why not? jealous overprotective women are hot
>>33396504The insult was a bit too on the nose instead of blind namecalling. Was that AI?
>>33396530Maybe I will once I come across a man worth being jealous for.
>>33396533ever been jealous of other girls?
>>33396531That insult was a bit too name calling instead of blind on the nose.
>>33396524i havent been in seoul in over 15 years
the lives of most normies are so sad. i see them on public transport. they stare at their phone while going to work, work, then stare at their phone going home, looking unhappy all the way. at home, they are probably going to do chores or watch tv or look at their phone some more.
what a pitiful existence. i have no idea how they endure life without prospects, without spice, just muted suffering. just the same shit day after day without progress in dead-end jobs.
sometimes i check the low viewer streams on twitch, as a treat. thousands upon thousands of people performing little dances for no audience. playing games for no audience. staring into the void for no audience.
what keeps them going?
>>33396535For their man? No.
>>33396524The baddest bitches are from Busan B)
>>33396529Woah!!
What do we do now?
What are you into?
>>33395764While I occasionally masturbate to pictures of women, I can't imagine myself being in a lesbian relationship.
Men, would you find it entertaining to participate in a social experiment where you and a girl lovebomb each other for fun and see if one of you actually ends up catching a feel despite knowing that it‘s deliberate lovebombing? The one that gets their heart broken loses.
would my boobs get bigger if i had enough daily exposure to a hot guy's pheromones. i think there was a paper that showed how the presence of a man increases estrogen in women or something
>>33396541b b b b b b b b b busan...?
i hate busan
>>33396513Sometimes, but not too bad, I'm never jealous of someone's life or personhood all around, more that they tell me about something they enjoy or are good at and I get that longing feeling. But it doesn't happen often for me.
>>33396540No, like they have bigger tits or something like that
>>33396541Why does she have four boobs
>>33396545>The one that gets their heart broken loses.What does the winner get?
>>33396546You need daily nipple sucking sessions from said hot guy
>>33396545I fall a bit when the starbux girl smiles and says to have a nice day
>>33396505Korean men are up there with pyramid schemes for being a scam.
>>33396545>would you find it entertainingNot really. I would absolutely fall for her. I'm too weak to female affection
>>33396382Not really no. Of course there are fanatisc who are zero tolerance. But most arguments about porn are more about how much/how much it chips away at their appetite for real sex, rather than the fact that your partner can and does enjoy porn.
No woman likes not being able to watch a movie together without realizing you're looking at thirst traps online, but I feel at least if you speak of western women there will also be very few who demand no porn ever in a relationship.
Why do men keep asking if women get jealous of other girls' boobs being bigger? Is it projection from their weird obsession with other guy's dicks? Women are more likely to be jealous of another girl's outfit or her hot bf
>>33396090>but I think I want that kind of woman back in my lifeyou have had Americans before
>>33396563I think it's just a male kink/fantasy, the idea that a cute girl with small breasts gets all butthurt over her friends who has huge boobs and gets lots of attention for them...
>>33396428Cubed, for sure.
Caesar granted Jews greater autonomy, which was controversial among some Romans. So despite all his public works and installing cleopatra, he's conservative.
>>33396563men get jealous of height, not dick length
>>33396545This would absolutely wreck me. I start developing feelings for girls who I swim past a couple dozen times on my lane sometimes, purely because I notice them glancing at me occasionally.
>>33396563>Is it projection from their weird obsession with other guy's dicks?Yeah. I'll never live up to 6+ inch men
>>33396545What's lovebombing?
>The one that gets their heart broken loses.That sounds mean.
>>33396553Not that in particular but sure, something I wish I had skin or hair or legs like some stunning girl I see.
>>33396563Some men seem to be sexually aroused by the thought of women being jealous and catty... And unironically, these men are probably gay and are catty themselves and or intimidated by the real or imagined cattiness of women
How do i get a harem so i can turn my cum into an army or a powerful dynasty that rules the world
k wtv my fans have gotten out of hand
>>33396522If it wasn't for internet stereotypes, women wouldn't have any personalities.
Fans please send money to my cash app. You'll get access to my premium snap
>>33396573Yeah, you would not win this one.
>>33396575>What's lovebombing?Showering someone with affection, attention, validation and whatever else is needed to try and get them to fall in love with you.
Advice for older virgin anons:
Once you get your first gf, she WILL cheat on you, because you're sexually inexperienced, but don't dump her because of it. Forgive her and ask her how you can improve.
You're welcome.
>>33396431Crying about shit that's happened to me, again.
>>33396579Be rich and powerful.
>>33396113Shit as usual, how are you?
>>33396541But you are from California
>>33396589No, git gud then cheat on her toprove you've moved beyond her
>>33396541this is what foids are afraid of
Are south east asian women the last group of women that still like black men?
>>33396203Ignore boomer normalfags, they will never get it
They would say dumb shit to me like "if anon wanted a gf he'd have one" I wish kek
>>33396513No. He can have some female attention, as a treat.
>>33396585are you cutie espie guy?
or the anon that says ily to me a bunch ??
or one of the many freaky moids ???
>>33396602what is an espie
>>33396587>Showering someone with affection, attention, validation and whatever else is needed to try and get them to fall in love with you.Oh, so regular courtship?
>>33396262>what motivates you to get a jobNeeding money lol
I also like buying things for people, giving money to charity etc.
I worked full time too when I had a gf, bro sounds like a loser I can't lie
>>33396589>Once you get your first gfYour argument feel apart here.
>>33396602i'm myao
who are you???
>>33396607No, not really…
>>33396612see u made another mistake with the typing
who is espie?
Today's wordle was stupid, but I got it in 5 ^^;;
Fellow men, what's the state of your cum containers?
There's a mushroom growing in mine. Funny how life works.
>>33396615another mistake
>>33396545>where you and a girl lovebomb each other for funThis is just when I meet a BPD baddie
>>33396597That won't be easy to do if they're older virgins. But cheating first before she does is a good tactic otherwise, yes.
We need more patriarchy
How should women be punished when they disobey daddy?
>>33396477>the tightest of pussiesChildren? No diddy. Go back to jail.
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>>33396617That is your son now
>>33396621forced to have sex with 10,000 black men in a row
no breaks
>>33396398>a nursing bjwhat is a nursing bj?
the myaoposting is getting out of hand
need to be forced to have sex with 10,000 black men in a row
no breaks
>>33396634pls help im being copied n pasted ㅠㅠ
pls help im being cucked n basted ㅠㅠ
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myao would you suck my tiddies?
>>33396410Shit shit shit
I change my answer.
>>>/soc/34149446
>>33396638Make a trip or drop the name
>>33396635>>33396640PLS NO MORE!!! you're ruining my image
>>33396645PLS NO MORE!!! my images are ruining my reputation
>>33395704 (OP)Femanon, some questions about dicks.
>how many dicks have you sucked?>how many men have repaid the favor?>how many have been inside you?
>>33396645You image? on a Bengalese fishing board?
oke ima start using a trip so that u can tell the fake myaos from the real one ^o^
whenever u see this trip u know its me ㄷㄷ
>>33396641uhmmm no thank you c:
ask evil myao?
>>33396651This could be one of the impersonators
hi do you like my badass character?
og myao doesn't know about trips you just played yourself
>>33396641sorry I like boys :c
>>33396651this bitch is lying i would never use ^o^
sigh another fake
>>33396656i read the FAQ on 4chan.org -_-;;
>>33396654but its not!!!! how can i prove that im the real one??
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gender
is there anyone here who actually owns a two-in-one washer dryer want to weigh in if it was actually worth it
>>33396656realsies i had to search it up LOLS
(still dunno what it is)
kill nametards and avatarwhores
myao do you like girls or boys?
>>33396665another typing mistake
what's the name of my pink bunny?!?!? send a photo of urself in the black tanktop we're fighting now
State gender.
What are you doing right now? Besides browsing this thread.
>>33396663several mistakes in ur post fake myao -_- -_-
>>33396681pacing around the room naked
>>33396681M
Watching gua sha massage asmr
>>33396678i dont have a bunuy @.@
>>33396682says the one who used double emoticons ^ㅂ^
you'll never be me
Moids, how long does it take you to solve a soduku?
>>33396681F
Trying to decide what type of Kagamine Len merch I should buy.
>>333966490
0
0
waiting to do it with someone I love and spend forever if it doesn’t happen im just having a kid with a random guy since i really want to be a mom and raise a child one day
>>33396633a nursing bj is a tender blowjob where the guy doesn't move and the girl just does it at her leisure.
Like the guy won't force anything. So she can just kind of casually stick his cock in her mouth and suck on it like a pacifier :3
>>33396685well i do, YOU don't!!
fakeass can't even send a verification photo
>>33396687I tried this once when i was a kid and gave up
>>33396681M
Being nervous about texting a hooker.
>>33396686i will not entertain ur rudeness any longer fakey fake fake
>>33396668F, my mom has one, my sister used to have one
Basically they suck absolute ass because you can wash more weight wise than you can dry, so you still have to divide the washed load after washing unless you want to get a tangled mess that takes forever to dry and is all crinkled
Also, both did not have one of those fluff catcher sieves, which is just gross because the fluff went in the space between the washer and the barrel
0/10, do not recommend
>>33396690ANOTHER CLEARLY FAKE MYAO SPOTTED!!!
>>33396681What do you mean besides. I can only do one thing at a time.
>>33396681F, laying in bed eating chocolate.
someone make my boob stop hurting
actually just remove my boobs
>>33396699i've never been attracted to a black dude and most girls i know havent dated any either
Hey guys whats up? I'm not faq anon btw
>>33396661u know this one is a liar i luv everyone!!! go die fakie
>>33396706I used to feel this way about my eyes. I wanted to scoop my eyes out with a spoon.
Men, can you show me on the labubu where he touched you?
>>33396681I'm making slides for a research presentation on wednesday.
Making my plots early helps me get my stuff sorted out ahead of time.
>>33396703another fake myao
typing mistake
>>33396687I would only do sudoku if I had my best friend standing behind me to finish it quickly.
>>33396702im a shorty shorty ^^
>>33396262Finding a gf, turns out I'm just ugly and the only women who like me want to abuse me.
>>33396715another fake one ???
i don't capitalize nor punctuate ㅠㅠ
>>33396722Are you a tranny?
Does anybody wanna listen to some Chvrches with me?
>>33396729SHEEEEEIIIIIITTTTTT
911 THIS IS EMERGENSE
>>33396726my b
btw shakes are a stupid unit of measurement ㅠㅠ
>>33396351Just grow a beard
>>33396722fake
i am NOT a shorty shorty
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Calculating my 1rm is so sad, I will always be physically weaker than literally all nondisabled men. I don’t want to go outside anymore what if a man fucking kills me something
>Your one rep max is 66.7lb
Shit my pants really bad and now my hole is chafing I think I have to shower
>>33396694I used to see grids in newspapers my mother brought back from work and assumed that was not something I could do, rather something my sister could, because she was always better at maths, numbers...related. Until one day I tried and solved my first grid
If you give it another try, you might find out you can too anon
>>33396733 (evil myao)
what r shakes ?
>>33396738To clarify this is squats
any tips for sexting? my bf wants to try it but im so shy how do i express myself sexually
>>33396389This is not financial advice but I keep my money in SCHD, it's an ETF that only has the most consistent dividend stocks.
>>33396730(psssssp hi valk!!! im in hiding cuz like four people r impersonating me for some reason)
>>33396713ew ew ew ew why
>>33396745Don't be an incel.
>>33396738Itll go up if you keep on it
>>33396745imagine the kind of girl that he would be like HOT DAMN, and then act like her
>>33396728im. not. trans!!!
>>33396735u arent but i am -_-;;
>>33396721Do they encourage you or bully you for not solving it fast
>>33396753Sure you aren't lol
>>33396668M, yes we have one, it's convenient but not as good as having a separate washer/dryer or just hanging out your clothes
>>33396681I was just calling my mom
>>33396687depends how hard but I used to be pretty quick
This evening went from fun to really shit when I had to read the crap of some asshole (no not on 4chan).
State gender.
What do you do to cheer you up fast when you know that you are actually in a good mood and it was some stupid roadblock that is hindering you?
is it true that bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks?
>>33396715but how? who are you?
>>33396545This is just every relationship I've ever been in.
>>33396738lift more biach
I started this shit and now idek which is the real me lol
girls, is listening to asmr cheating?
I can't keep up the facade any longer. You guys make me sick.
>>33396753maybe you're just another middle aged man wanting to live out his fantasies of being an asian girl like me :c
I'll let u be happy
>>33396681Cool scifi movie
Brainstorm 1983
Christopher Walken looked great here.
>>33396681F
Watching a podcast
>>33396756>depends how hard but I used to be pretty quickDo you want to try and see if you can solve one faster than me, anon?
>>33396753>emoticons>excessive exclamation mark usage>trying too hard to be "girly"quit typing like a tranny then
>>33396740Sudoku has nothing to do with numbers. Just logic and process of elimination. You could replace the numbers with any set of nine unique symbols and it wouldn't change the puzzle at all.
>>33396768Good. Fuck off.
>>33396738>I will always be physically weaker than literally all nondisabled menWell it could be worse, you could be a disabled man like me.
>>33396699Well, I'm a jewish girl so I always have sex with men like this.
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>Me why i remove femanon panty
>>33396763I played some Rocket League, but the first match was against a smurf who even admitted to it in chat...
Second round I won, but still.
>>33396754In Japanese tradition once you start your best friend can finish it for you so you don't have to suffer for so long.
moids how many inches does it look like
>>33396313lovely chords anon, you play really well
just sampled this lol https://voca.ro/12WIDyy1iw51
>>33396777Kek, I know. I said that's what I used to think. In other words, I didn't have confidance because I saw numbers and immediately thought that's not for me.
>>33396749My eyes used to hurt before I got contact lenses that worked for me.
What's wrong with your boobs?
>>33396789Lol this is so forced
>>33396768phew thank god
die
>>33396689>>33396658So you are waiting for marriage?
How old are you?
>>33396774>Do you want to try and see if you can solve one faster than me, anon?no you'd probably beat me ol
>>33396789I ain't looking down there that's hella gay
>>33396789probably six
looks kinda flaccid hthough
>>333966492
0 (wife was doing that part)
2
>>33396757>when you know that you are actually in a good moodRemind myself of the things making me so?
>>33396798not marriage since im not religious just to some one i love. im 25
>>33396789'bout one pair of winter socks.
>>33396768fake !!code fake !!code fake !!code
What if in the remake, Aerith survives, but Tifa dies instead? how would you feel?
>>33396799>no you'd probably beat me olNo worries + thanks anon <3
Do women really genuinely think that 16 year olds can't consent to sex and a relationship?
>>33396808I dont care. I never played FF, just jerked off to it
>>33396809i luv my filipino friends
>>33396808Considering none of the Remakes so far are turn-based, I have of course not played them.
Women is it possible for me to fit your entire boob in my mouth?
>>33396787What is a Smurf? I don’t play competitive games
>>33396808I want to lick her tummy...
>>33396811depends on the jurisdiction and/or to whom they are consenting with
>>33396808Do it.
Oh I can feel the rustle of many a moids jimmies in the distance. They would be PISSED.
>>33396805Damn, you must be the ugliest foid ITT.
>>33396816i have small boobs so ya
>>33396798I'd want to lose my virginity to someone I truly love. Whether or not we have signed some contract doesn't play a role.
18.
>>33396814but you hate black anons? wth
>>33396817It's somebody who is on a very high ranking on his main account, but uses a new account to "smurf" in lower rankings. Basically just to curb stomp people who are not on his ranking.
>>33396823probably but idgaf :3 like i said if i don’t find another ugly mitherfucker to love ill just get pregnant to raise a child
>>33396829when did i say that ???
>>33396808I wished that would have been the case in the original.
>>33396817smurfs are friendly blue creatures from a comic book
>>33396808I think Cloud should die instead
>>33396836koreans hate black people
even baddies are scared of men in a position of power.
>>33396838i have big puffy areolas idk if that’s a turnoff
Femanons, I just want a single charge with a girl who isn't abusive and ain't cheat on me.
This is to much to ask.
>>33396811notice how it's only moids that complain the age of consent is "too high"
>>33396846that's a turn on
>>33396751Yeah but no matter what I’ll be weaker than any man. I can never defend myself from a man
>>33396835You want to curse an innocent soul to not only be ugly but also have a single mom? Damn you are evil…
>>33396788And how would the friend signal they're struggling? A safe word, like "itai"?
I'm sorry
>>33396846women be like
>I have a trait that is commonly considered attractive by the vast majority of men, idk if thats a turnoff
>>33396846It's actually a turn on for me, so yeah double dibs, you're mine forever sorry not sorry.
>>33396845You are so fucking wrong
>>33396844False, even ugly fat women know that men get into positions of power through inheritance or because they want female validation VERY badly. Boss men are even more desperate and insecure than gym men.
>>33396843no we just dislike the japanese
my period tracker says it’s my ovulation today. no wonder im so horny.
men do you wish you could experience ovulation?
>>33396861I think we just experience that level of horniness every day of our lives.
>>33396855i didn’t know men found that attractive.
>>33396856then sure ya go ahead and suck em
>>33396861>do you wish you could experience ovulation?no, I already have eggs in the pantry
>>33396861From the sound of it, men experience that every day.
>>33396861just one periodic cycle and then never again, yeah
or maybe however horny women get ovulating is just like the male baseline
>>33396861>men do you wish you could experience ovulation?You do know thats just us 90% of the time right?
>>33396867>>33396872oh shit that’s terrible then. the ache to fuck is real
>>33396847No, very easy ask
>>33396870I'm sorry that I made you sorry too.
>>33396861No, but I bet women wish they could experience balding. Your skull will never be silky smooth, foids.
>>33396869>then sure ya go ahead and suck emGod I wish this was real, I've been so sad lately.
>>33396883i wish it was real too
>>33396832Ah. That makes sense, in a piece of shit type of way
>>33396880It's easy to ask but the answer has been no.
>>33396859Why doni tremble in fear at the thought of that man with the power? Why am I a push over and grovel? You think I do that because I like it? Or believe in it?
It is fear. Duress.
Why do you think I am in tears every time we speak?
>>33396872>every day eh at least for me it varies a lot, some days I'm not horny at all or think about it
I've got the hangover hornies today though and haven't fapped
want to lick a sweaty girl...
>>33396882Ew, no. If I had to be a guy, I'd want to be a long-haired twink.
>>33396886Yeah, it's quite annoying when the whole match is basically just... moot.
>>33396811Well, i'm a jewish girl and most of the girls at my synagogue consented to black men, when they were 15 or 16 for the first time, so I don't believe that.
>>33396884I'd do anything to make it real, it's so fucked up that they separate us to keep us single and alone.
>>33396849It's already 16 where I live
Should i make toast with cheese and sausage slices.
>>33396900are you in ne as well?
>>33396811a 16 year old is a child anon
Women do you like penises?
>>33396881Here's a smooch for your trouble :*
>>33396913Well, I'm a jewish girl, and I like black penises.
>>33396913A good looking dick can only enhance the rest of the man's appearance, it's not attractive on its own
If he's ugly then a big veiny cock is vomit inducing
If he's hot then it's alluring
>>33396861studies showed that the horniness level women feel during ovulation is the standard arousal level men feel every day
so we already do
Women, how would you feel if you found out your husband used to pretend to be a girl and talk about big black cock on /atoga/ before he met you?
>>33396920I love '|' shaped women
Women do you consider a man getting a happy ending the same as a man going to a prostitute?
>>33396849I'm a woman and I believe the AoC should be abolished.
>>33396926Yeah thats a yikes for me
>>33396926implying a moid like that would ever even speak to a girl lol
>>33396928like hiring a male prostitute to fuck me?
>>33396928>pay for sex vs pay for sexits the same
>>33396929>the AoC should be abolishedAre you Muslim?
>>33396929>AoCidk i think shes kinda hot
>>33396912But I am not a bad person. Why would someone want to Roger Rabbit me?
Am I not worthy of being a pillar in the lives of my children?
I want to live a normal and happy life.
>>33396861I woke up and jerked off 3 times this morning then went to campus at noon
If I could know this shit was going to happen ahead of time that'd be better than constantly being horny
>>33396926Well, I am a jewish girl and I don't know who you are talking about.
>>33396939No, I'm an atheist.
>>33396926concerned probs
I'll have a suspicion that he's gay for the rest of our marriage v.v
>>33396941God bless your soul.
>>33396949Are you a shotacon then?
>>33396943God I want to blow loads in college girls
>>33396943three times? i thought men needed time to get hard again
>>33396959I want to blow loads on college professors
>>33396960Hot
are the fake myaos and nyao nyaos gone ?
men do you feel pleasure when cumming inside a woman? or does it not matter? is the pleasure the same if you cum outside?
>>33396960oh so like a pedophile then
>>33396962nta but you can make us cum like 3 times in 2 minutes if you just keep going
>>33396955Yeah, but putting my personal interests aside, my opinion also stems from a belief in freedom.
>>33396971sorry can't answer, never had sex
>>33396971wish I knew...
>>33396977>my opinion also stems from a belief in freedomso you think an adult should be able to have sex with a child? do you not think laws should be in place lol?
>>33396971I'm a virgin, but if sex is anything like jerking off, i would hate pulling out. Cumming while still having pressure on the dick feels so good. I imagine pulling out and losing that pressure would feel like a ruined orgasm
Men, does a vagina not give too little stimulation to cum? It can‘t grip as tight and precise as a hand. How does that work? Is it like a constant teasing by giving light stimulation that feels always a bit too little until it pushes you over the edge?
>>33396988>does a vagina not give too little stimulation to cumidk never had sex
it's virgin hours rn
>>33396988idk never seen or touched one
How do I fix my butthole it’s raw and chafing
>>33396988Virgin here again, but i've never done the death grip. I find it hard to believe that a vagina would not be tight enough
>>33396988idk i only know hand and onahole
>>33396982>so you think an adult should be able to have sex with a child?If both parties are willing, yes.
>>33396990>>33396992Then the question obviously wasn‘t for you now, wasn‘t it?
>>33396996vaginas expand with arousal
>4 days nofap and no porn
women are you proud of me?
>>33396999you asked "men" not "men who have sex"
>>33396973what about the refractory period
>>33397004are men truly this horny ?
>>33396973But the moid always starts screaming and struggling and trying to get away if I don't stop
>>33397003sure, but my girth is 5". I'm sure i'll be fine
>>33396998>If both parties are willing, yes.So you'd have sex with a young boy if it was legal?
>>33397004M
no i do that all the time without even thinking
get over yourself
Do women always have to make themselves out to be the victim of some great injustice during a breakup? My ex thinks that I find her insufferable when I fucking don’t for starters, and idk how she would have ever came to that conclusion. I wanted to invite her out to go fishing with me because that’s something we talked about doing when we were together but I think she’s mad at me even tho she’s the once who initiated the break up because she was being “mentally overwhelmed” by shit that didn’t have to do with me but now she’s making it seem like it had everything to do with me because she keeps fucking bad mouthing me
>>33397009Uh, yes?
>>33397014But i didnt ask for male opinions...
>>33396988It’s a different kind of stimulus, but yes I bust hard
men who have had sex what does sex feel like when you first enter a vagina?
>>33396999>the question obviously wasn‘t for you now, wasn‘t it?Sorry miss
>>33397014Sometimes I go like two weeks without fapping, other times I'm jacking off all day
>>33397017i can answer whatever stupid shitpost question i please
Male anons, POP QUIZ, without searching, list the ingredients of mayonnaise.
>men who have had sex
would be so funny if she gets no response lmao
>>33397011i would definitely let you keep going
>>33397009i don't think i've gone 4 days without cumming in the last 15 years
>>33397017oh man that sucks
i would hate being a dude ㅠㅠ
>>33397027Isnt mayo just egg whites?
>>33397027Thats so mean, I know them but I am not a moid
*stomps feet*
>>33397027egg whites, water, high fructose corn syrup
>>33397036>high fructose corn syrupAmerica is such a funny country lol
>>33395836>you see a lot of good looking women with literal globin looking guysI'm jealous of these bastards every day
>>33397027I can‘t take it with these moids
>egg yolks>oil>salt>pepper>vinegar>maybe some lemon juice and mustard
I love crowded buses and trains because I can rub myself against hot girls
>>33397039its not funny at all, its pathetic and rage inducing
when women say "moid", are they just buttmad no one loves them?
I wish I would have gotten the job of my dreams. I have applied three times. But I wouldn't be able to travel and care for the ones I love and care for the most. Yes, it means a great deal to have a partner - but to raise your offspring to be smart, honest and strong members of society is all I have ever wanted.
>>33396959True. I'm wasting ammunition on my tissues.
>>33396962It honestly depends on how horny I am. Sometimes you can just keep going. I jerked off twice, ate breakfast, then jerked off again before showering.
>>33397006There's this thing called "The Coolidge Effect" where a man's refractory period is significantly reduced with the presence of additional women. Porn can work this way if you haven't fried your brain.
>>33397011It can get too sensitive, in the same way your clit might get too sensitive after orgasm where it's like so powerful it practically hurts.
>>33397049Moid is a term of endearment you dumb moid
Men
how good are you at kicking
>>33397041The opposite happens too
>>33397032hi anon!
im not a tranny, that was the fake myao :c
>>33397049No it means they love us :3
>>33397020It feels really good
Jk I never had sex
>>33397027Mayo and naise, duh
>>33397045Der coomer
I hate when it's crowded but I like looking at sweaty office MILFs
>>33397009Varies for me, if I'm manic then I'm 100% horny, can cum all day
If I'm depressed I don't care about sex
Mayo ingredients are traditionally:
>Egg yolk (white optional)>Canola oil>Canola oil>Canola oil>More canola oil because it is almost entirely oil>Lemon juice or vinegar>salt>Optional mustard>Optional preservatives and light sweetenersno dairy
THIS IS WHY AMERICA IS FAT WE DONT KNOW THAT IT IS MOSTLY OIL
>>33397042oh you got to me first
i used to make gallons on ceasar dressing at my job, do any of your know what is in ceasar dressing?
>>33397054Why do you sound buttmad?
>>33396988The hand doesn't feel bad, honestly. You can grip different areas and hold it in various ways. I doubt anything else can come close in terms of precision. Maybe a mouth.
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Women how does it feel spending your time here with virgin males?
>>33396872I don't think we experience the same sensuality that women do
I just feel like fucking
>>33397055I've played some football and got compliments from men with regards to kicking the ball.
>>33397057Opposite?? Bro no one is out of Britney's league
It's Britney fucking Spears
The queen
The legend
The icon
>>33396959well are you in college?
>>33397066I think you are projecting your own seething
Dumb moid
>>33397009I jerk off daily
then I get busy and I stop jerking off
then I realize I haven't coomed in a week and make up for lost time.
If I had a gf I'd feel really bad for her on my horny days
>>33397076No, way too old for that
>>33397027Pretty sure it's just oil, vinegar, and an egg yolk
Some people use mustard but I don't think it's necessary
>>33397080why is it funny?
>>33397084It helps with emulsion
Plus it‘s yummy
>>33397077Are you on your period?
>>33397071i like it. i like to rile all you up with hornyposts
tech moids are x1 carbon series thinkpads any good
>>33397085Idk, entertaining.
I also like the seething, some of the anons here are like whack a mole. You can trigger them very easily and get them to crash out in seconds.
>>33397075Britney is a 4/10, her eyes have a negative tilt
>>33397090Yes *throws used pad at you*
>>33397047>>33397061Getting mixed signs.
Asking because I would find it strange if a woman of 25 were a virgin, because even extremely ugly and obese white women get dicked by the age of 19.
Female virgins are typically black or Filipino.
>>33397093>post-Lenovo buyout Thinkpads
>>33397071uhmm they're sorta silly but most are nice !
>>33397101i would like to run modern software at a reasonable speed
>>33397075she has been irrelevant since like 2009
and she isnt even hot anymore
Are we going for a lobster dinner?
I am terrified of crestations and only want to do the best I can.
I was told to be here today, in the land of psyops. I feel useless. Not sure what good I am.
Are atoga foids good girls or bad girls?
>>33397112I, for one, am evil.
>>33396971Never had sex, but I imagine the pleasure of cumming inside a woman is mental, like a kink or a fetish, but also you wouldn't need to interrupt your groove to cum.
>>33397099idk why that anon wrote no but I am white. I am extremely shy and reserved thats why im virgin that and i don’t believe in ons
>>33397082YOU CANT BE BLOWING LOADS IN US
Women under 30, do you care if a man has an android or not?
>>33397125No trannies, please.
>>33397127bro doesnt know what canthal tilt is kjek
>>33397126no
i think the z flip is neat though
>>33397123What if I also take care of you if I get you pregnant?
>>33397126I myself have an android, so it would be hypocritical of me to judge someone for it.
>>33397123nta
I'm 30 and in grad school, I dunno about 18-year olds but maybe some 21 year olds
>>33397130who do u think i am lol
>>33397138Are you indifferent to literally anything??
>>33397108what kinda software? if it includes rendering of some kind, you're best off with a machine that has a gpu.
otherwise, you can't really go that wrong with a framework 13.
>>3339714218 year olds, trust me.
>>33397136I cant be pumping out babies while im trying to get a degree
go hit on women your own age
>>33397143I know you are a tranny.
>>33397123college girls prefer older men
thats why im single because women my own age simply dont find men their own age attractive
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>>33397018I mean that's hot af, but would you not feel like a predator or like they weren't mentally mature enough to process it
>>33397149>go hit on women your own ageNooo, I need a college girl like you tho
State Gender
Could you stay in a relationship with someone who has a different opinion on an ethical issue that was very important to you?
Men, how does it feel spending time here with rape victims?
>>33397159UGGGGHH! irl ???
I didnt think you were being fr.
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>>33397154I am attracted to older men (under 40) and men my age equally, however i would never date a man that is much older than me. The power dynamics of straight relationships already skew male, being with an older male would basically force me to be like a trophywife or something.
>>33397159Why, explain
>>33397160F, probably not
>>33397145nothing more intensive than photoshop/illustrator 2023+ tbqh, and video streaming
>framework 13budget is $350 lol
>>33397169whats the oldest you would date then?
>>33397096>Britney is a 4/10Wtf are you smoking??
Britney is an 11/10
I would feel grateful to breathe the same air as her
If she shook my hand I would never wash it
If she looked at me I would faint
It's Britney fucking Spears
>>33397169It's my dream to have a young, beautiful, caring wife.
>>33397160depends on if the ethical issue actually affects me or not
women often worry about dumb shit like homosexuality in botswana
>>33397160M, yes, it's normal to have different opinions, we're not gonna agree on everything
>>33397179Same except she's double my age
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>>33397172can't really help you at that budget, sorry
>>33397161It's no different from rape victims I know in real life except I don't have to worry that my body language won't randomly send you into a panic attack for being somewhat resemblant of your rapist
>>33397180Well, is homosexuality in botswana very important to you? OP did specify.
im number 39 on the waiting list for my uni. Is there any point in hoping anymore?
>>33397192Thats part of the cooking
how do you stalk without an ig account
>>33397179>>33397185why tf do you guys want an ugly girl like me anyways? is it just because im young? Thats disgusting
>>33397193no, it's best to kill yourself while there's still time
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Did somebody say Rachel Cook?
>>33397195Hackerman skills
>>33397188Idk. Just when they talk about marriage or any LTR. Sometimes they need a reality check
>>33397200her dress looks uncomfortably tight. i hope she finds some comfy clothes that fit her
>>33397195an automobile, a pair of binoculars, and a camera with a telephoto lens
>>33397122can I please deflower you?
You guys really need to stop feeding the local attentionwhore's ego
>>33397152i feel like you're saying this to get a photo of me
(im not a tranny!!!)
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Hello Hackerman. We meet again.
>>33397193Deffos anon, good luck and fingers crossed
Can you ring them or anything? Have you just done a levels or smth
>>33397200Idk who this is but god she's hot
>>33397206Oh don't worry, there are plenty of pictures of her without the dress. But this is a blue board.
>>33397211you mean the tranny?
>>33397198sorry man, Ill keep my hopes up and put my trust in the lord. god bless.
theres like 500 students applying for 12 masters programs and they accept multiple addmissions too. I may have a small lil chance
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>>33397213*hacks your brain*
>>33397211you're just saying that because you're last months attentionwhore and being ignored because you're boring now
>>33397213Lol, I watched Kung Fury the other day
>>33397196You're a babe lol stop capping
>>33397196> is it just because im young? Id say the age gap is hot
>>33397205Depends where you're at. Most normies are 2-3 years into their careers at 26, some are married and some have children. If you're just starting your career or going back to college, you'll be looked at as a loser.
>>33397215Me, I just said it a minute ago
>>33397218Sure
>>33397223I've never been a thread personality on any board
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>>33397229And who are you to be an authority on that?
>>33397220are you doing the masters in the US or europe?
the ones in the US are widely regarded as a scam to extract some more cash before people do their phds
>>33397225>>33397196I meant to say the age gap is hot, not disgusting.
>>33397160M
anybody who says yes doesnt actually find that ethical issue "very important"
it either doesnt matter to you at all, or an opposing opinion is a deal breaker
>>33397236The retarded kittenposter
>>33397209what if we chat somewhere first? i wouldn’t like to fuck with a stranger. Do you have discord? or kik?
>>33397214cant really ring them man, Im from europe lol :))
but there is a chance some will get accepted in other programs and give up on this one
>>33397241Ah yeah that's true bud, it's a numbers game, gl
>>33397237>there is no room for nuance in the world
>>33397239>>33397213 (them ?)
still dunno
>>33397234europe
ours are scams too but I need mine 100%
My ex just moved and texted me "Wanna see the new place? Xx"
Should I check out her crib and buy some housewarming gifts (when I have money)
>>33397247You'll figure it out, she already laid out her entire life story and personal info on here
>>33397252how are they like? Im European and been talking to an American chick but its the first time
>>33397253?? god
good luck to her
I reading a book about this woman who just got out of college with older bf who fucks her and then starts to act like he's too wise and cultured for her and dumps her
Women
do posts here ever make you feel bad
if so which
>>33397258this will happen to kittenposter
>>33397255Yw broski
I remember my sis was stressing about hers but got in and did a PhD after
I think age play is hot, honestly if a girl told me to fuck her cunny I'd probably bust pretty quick.
It's strange to like it as I am no pedo, just the sheer perversion of it, being told "keep fucking a little girl" by my girlfriend was hot enough.
Her dressing up in her school uniform though.... Hnnnnng
>>33397248btw the most important part of your msc will be to make connections with people and to figure out a very specific area of specialization that you care about deeply. if you're going for a research career, you have to be buddy-buddy with the research groups you're interested in (academia is very incestious). otherwise, your relationships with other students are fairly likely to define your trajectory from then onwards.
>>33397262(·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
i think some things should be left unsaid !
>>33397262I have the opposite fetish, I want her to dress as the teacher and call me a bad boy
>>33397270>some things should be left unsaid !First day here hun?
>>33397259No. I wouldn’t be here if it did
age gaps can be hot but i dont want an actual age gap relationship, especially not my first,
I am getting depressed again thoughts?
>>33397256They come in all varieties, though usually devolves into sweet or cruel from what I've found. Mine was funny, charming, quick and witty, but devolved into mental issues later down the line.
Honestly believe that if I went over sooner things would have likely turned out different.
Another I knew but didn't date did the whole shtick of "my family, my community they're all HICKS but nooooot meeee" which as a labourer I'm not exactly attracted to...
The secret to an LDR I've found is to do everything in your power to no longer make it an LDR.
>>33397277why be depresso?
>>33397280don't give it (you)s
>>33397271do we just look over the pedophila n weird stuff ?
>>33397274>age gaps can be hot but i dont want an actual age gap relationshipWhy not? You could experience the age gap all the time then.
>>33397277i think youre a fag for posting and asking US our thoughts about YOU
>>33397240we can chat over chess:
https://lichess.org/i9qtoP0O
>>33397279>if I went over sooner things would have likely turned out differeyou never met irl?
>>33397157I wouldn't see myself as a predator, because the term implies aggression and ruthlessness, things that are contrary to my ideas of love.
Also, I don't think that being of a certain age necessarily means that you are sure to be at a specific level of mental development. You don't suddenly become wiser the second you become of age. In my eyes, age is just too arbitrary a parameter to base laws on. That is also why I don't believe that legal sentences should be influenced by the age of the perpetrator and/or victim. If A has killed B, then A should receive the same punishment regardless of whether one of them happened to be a child, a young adult, middle-aged, or elderly. Perpetrators should have to bear equal responsibility, and victims shouldn't be considered more or less valuable because of how long ago they were born.
>>33397277Get drugs and/or fuck.
>>33397284i thought trannies loved fucking children
>>33397277why r you sad ?
>>33397281things are shitty and I didn't exercise enough last week. At least I get less horny
>>33397288I asked about depression not about me
>>33397268Nuh uh
>>33397271I'd call that weirder but it's like the kettle calling the pot black as I'm usually the one playing the teacher or parent
>>33397270People are talking about age gaps here. Age play isn't the biggest leap.
>>33397276Ok but I'm still in love with her
Trying to think of a cute gift
>>33397277Want to talk about it?
>>33397284>do we just look over the pedophila n weird stuffUnfortunately
>>33397291How low would you go
Would you bang a 10 year old of just like 17
I'm not FBI btw
>>33397293can't relate, not a tranny
are you one ? or just another moid ?
>>33397280She'll never leave as long as there are lonely faggots in the thread to respond to her
>>33397290My copium is that COVID happened, US was the last country to drop their restrictions against the unvaxxed and she didn't want to leave her State no matter what.
>>33397299Nope, you're a tranny.
>>33397296asking us about YOUR deoression
Would you date a girl who used to love mpreg?
>>33397289idk how to play :c
>>33397297You think it's weirder for your gf to dress as a teacher, than for you to call her a "little girl" and say "cunny" during sex?
Pedo alert
>>33397310the file format?
>>33397310the only thing i know about mpreg is the homestuck thing and how the song made for that is now officially in a pokemon game
Oh, women. Women, women, women.
>>33397310why did she stop
>>33397315Trannies know file formats, don't act stupid.
All female virgins, come play
https://lichess.org/vHTxAAxs
>>33397310Yes but that's pretty weird sis
>>33397309:-)
>>33397320They smell good
>>33397312It'd be weird considering I'm the older man tearing her clothes off yeah
What weirdo dreams of getting their somehow younger than you teacher pinned down and fucked?
For me it's all about dominance the perversion just makes me want to pound harder.
What should my dating age range be for a 27 yo khhv?
>>33397287>no answerI will count that as a yes to do it...
>>33397306UWAAIIII YOUR BACK
>>33397307it closes once someone uses the link
>>33397327are you a man or woman
>>33397327no younger than 21
>>33397329Lol i dont dislike you myao. At least you're kinda funny
>>33397315THE FAKES R BACK IM RETREATING
>>33397326>What weirdo dreams of getting their somehow younger than you teacher pinned down and fucked?Me
>>33397327Depends what your goals are
My dating range is 18-45
Me enjoying my time with fine shyt and admiring her knowing that one day she will randomly switch up on me and leave
should i buy the sword or keep using the big hammer
>moles are where your previous lover kissed you
Umm... i have three tiny moles on my shaft
>>33397337Just mentally I can't connect the dots for me personally, it's taboo and hot when you're a teen because it's a bite from the forbidden fruit right?
When you get older, I don't know... I don't really want to get with teachers personally, same with nurses, for as much as people call me whatever, they seem to be broken people on some level.
For me I'm just a jacked pervert, I hear perverted thing and I pound harder
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That feel when
>>33397349i have one on my inner thigh!
n a white birthmark right below it
women do you think its hot when men's dick touch the floor during pushups?
>>33397352more like that FEET when haha
>>33397298>How low would you goEh, if you want me to state a specific number, then I would probably have to think about that a fair bit before I could answer with certainty. Roughly speaking, though, maybe the "tween" age range.
>Would you bang a 10 year old of just like 17I'd be fine with either. Whichever one I have more chemistry with. As long as the guy in question is vaguely youthful, I'm not too picky about his age. I'm also attracted to adult men, as long as they are of the very thin "pretty boy" variant.
>>33397356i think its hot when it touches me
>>33397352is that kitten anon's feet?
>>33397360>i think its hot when it touches meDuring pushups?
anons
who is kitten anon ??? n catposter??
I'm so depressed I lost a really expesnsive earring and I don't have a boyfriend whats the point of being alive
>>33397351>don't really want to get with teachers personally, same with nursesI can't relate
>>33397349I must've been a whore in my past life
>>33397358That heel when
Kojima moment
>>33397359How old are you? Tfw no milf gf
>>33397367): hope it turns up!
>>33397370I can't even buy a replacement because the sellers went out of business
>>33397349I have several on body but there is one of my butt cheek. Explain anons.
>>33397367The point of being alive is to go to bed and feel better tomorrow.
>>33397374what was it made of and how much was it
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>>33397365We are kots. Some say we are sisters but my bio sister is a dog girl.
>>33397378Gold and it was $118 for a pair
>>33397373your mother
>>33397377Never works
>>33397371>How old are you?20, so not exactly what one would consider "MILF" material. I prefer the sound of "Onee-san".
>>33397376>Explain anons.I your previous life you joking told your husband to kiss your ass, and he did
>>33397381>Never worksOften does for me, when I feel shit about myself.
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>>33397379kot ? kitten-bot ?
>>33397349I have one on my right waterline.
>>33397382Ah I gotchu
Still hot though
>>33397389What am I looking at
>>33397381Praying you find your earring! Maybe get some rest
>>33397390I think she meant the trigonometric function, cot
>>33397381>Goldeh if that's it i dont really see whats so special about it
>>33397389Looks like my city
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>>33397395Tropic geometry
So pretty
>>33397389What am I looking at? A Voronoi diagram? Of what?
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>>33397403ya i think it's a voronoi diagram
it's pretty
Yall are too smart for me
Women dont you think little sperm dudes are cute?
>>33397401>Tropic geometryIs that like math in hawaii
>>33397408i dropped out of english over a 2 page paper
>>33397408Don't worry I'm pretty dumb
>>33397327age of consent ad infinitum
>>33395704 (OP)>My brother is a bald gay fat NEET named jason>My bf calls him Gayson Fury.Why doesn't this bother my brother? In fact he seems to enjoy it?
>>33396852There's this thing called a gun
>>33397408Just because I know some fancy words?
>>33397411Heh, no, it‘s named that because Imre Simon worked in brazil and french mathematics called it that jokingly until it stopped being a joke and became the actual name
Is it possible to get a 40+ yo FWB as a 27yo virgin
Nvm I'm only posting this bc I'm horny
>>33397424Maybe it turns him on.
>>33397424Because it's bantz
>>33397428Lol nice
>>33397431I fish for validation
I have caught fish in the past
I'm pretty shit at it though and get bored
>>33397431I'm great at baiting, at least.
>>33397431Only for (You)s
>>33397409That looks more like a mushroom than a sperm dude.
>>33397431I took 1st place game fish a couple years ago but I only really go once a year
>>33397437>weakass "men"OK let me just go sit in a boat for hours to try and catch some dumb fish instead of just going to the supermarket
Women only love when men serve them. Women only cause pain and bonner
MY CAT JUST PUKED ON MY FUCKING BED SOMEONE COME END ME ALREADY
>>33397431i dont eat fish because i feell ike that's cannibalism
>>33397437>can you catch bluefinNever tried. Maybe
>>33397424gay isnt an insult to gay people
thats kind of a killer nickname
>>33397446Does that mean that it wouldn't be cannibalism if another human were to eat you?
>>33397445Cats dont puke stop lying
>>33397431i can fish, but i rarely catch any
just relaxing near or on a body of water is nice regardless
the ocean is my waifu
>>33397443Boner serves you. It gives you pleasure. You benefit from us too. Stop whining and start rubbing.
>>33397453You mean the cat puke sauce I ordered was a fake?
>>33397445RIP, this has happened to me before lol
Wash yo bedding and put some baking soda on the area
>>33397457>Stop whining and start rubbingHot
>>33397457>Boner serves you.Spoken like someone who's never been a slave to the bonner.
>>33397408>Yall are too smart for meWe know.
How do i be as repulsive as possible to women? I quit my job, stopped brushing my teeth and became a nazi
What else?
>>33397431>can atoga men fishI have no desire to find out.
>>33397440nice
>>33397441>supermarket fishdisgusting
>>33397449a rugged tuna fisher would make a good husband
>>33397446cute
>>33397456last sentence is questionable but still cute
I don't understand why people get cats and the cat hates you and you just have to deal with it. Even if the cat loves you it pees on your mattress?
>>33397464Skill issue. You have to learn to bask in the ache.
>>33397461Good.
>>33397461Yes.
>>33397467>stopped brushing my teethI hope you're joking
>>33397469>disgustingYou expect me to quit my job (well if I had one) and go fishing every day for fresh fish for you?
>>33397470>Even if the cat loves you it pees on your mattress?They use the litter box actually
Better than dogs shitting everywhere
>>33397475>(well if I had one)every time
moids, start fishing now or you'll end up like this
>>33397409they would be if they actually looked like this and not a blob of slime cockroach
Another World War wouldn't be so bad, right? Women can support from home and like a returning man in uniform.
>>33397451that makes sense
>>33397469>cutei can't eat crustaceans either because of the same reason. when i see someone eating a lobster i'm like "jesus christ, you're eating ME."
also i wanted to say that salmon are badass and literally me for real.
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Why do I want my ex even more now ever since she dumped me and started ignoring me
>>33397484>that makes senseI know, right?...don't mind me, just getting the salt and pepper ready.
>>33397481>Another World War wouldn't be so bad, right?Can't we at least go one century since the last one before people start saying shit like this?
>>33397479I was too busy fishing for likes instead of fishing for a purpose...
>>33397481>Another World War wouldn't be so badIt would be awful unless the women wore hot nazi uniforms
>>33397484sockeye salmon can climb up waterfalls, they're already more accomplished than most of the moids itt
>>33397491case in point
>>33397493Getting mogged by a salmon fml
I'll sock him in the eye
>>33397481I would not mind a little apocalyptic kino.
>>33397493they make me cry, they're so amazing. i love salmon so much
>>33397480Stop being hateful towards our jizz
>>33397491>I was too busy fishing for likes instead of fishing for a purpose... lmaooo
>>33397498salmons make you cry?
>>33397445Played by a feline
>>33397498based fish lover
Women why are 4/5 evil ceos and politicians jews
There are evil white ones like thiel but most of them are jews
The only good jews are the entertainment jews who dont molest girls
State gender
In what frequency and on what date/day is your pay day?
>>33397502i actually cried making a ivdeo abou salmon once.
>>33397472>You have to learn to bask in the ache.You, if anyone, should know what it's like to be uselessly horny.
>>33397509at least they coom whey they kill themselves
>>33397508>data miner momentwhy don't you ask how much they make, while you're at it
>>33397511I‘m not who you think I am.
>>33397499i only like it when it’s inside me
>>33397516Not you, unemployment core
Women, should it be standard for men to be big enough and wearing well-fitted enough formal wear that you can see their back muscles through their shirts?
>>33397500I don't want to have sex with her unless we're dating tho
>>33397501I got hooked on the bait, didn't reel it in and my life became a net negative...
>>33397508M, depends on the job, I've always had monthly pay at full-time jobs, at my last job it was near the start of every month on a specific date, in other jobs it's been like the last Monday of the month or whatever
My first part-time job though the guy just transferred me the money every weekend lol. And when I used to babysit for my hot MILF neighbour she just gave me cash
>>33397520No, thats gay coded af.
>>33397520backs are kinda hot, maybe I am gay for chad
Women I’m off work where’s my beer
>>33396687Idk how to play
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>>33397529No beer for you. Ever.
>>33397481>Another World War wouldn't be so bad, right?There would be H-bombs, so yes, it would be very bad.
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>>33397533Thats a good thing.
Male anons do you know what an "angel shot" is?
I assume you all do?
I feel like thats a really silly practice a lot bars do simply to have the appearance of being safe without putting in any effort
Women, should women be allowed to always touch any single men they are attracted to?
>>33397535*shoots you from an angle*
Women who like men, why dont you ever hype us up?
>>33397537No, that would make it less adrenaline rushy.
Imagine being 26 and married because you met the love of your life in high school and they just loved you for you
>>33397535no idea what that is
>>33397539Cause you call us cheap and insincere manipulative whores if we do.
>>33397539How am i supposed to hype you up? Please tell me what im supposed to do because i wasnt aware you all needed hyping from us
>>33397426Yes, you make me feel retarded
>>33397548Nta but thats kinda hot…
what would you do if you saw a salmon sniffing undies? fish slap or nah?
what a whallop.
I don't trust my brothers wife at all she is so weird and manipulative but also very stupid and easy to see through but he doesn't seem to care
I think I am starting to develop a sexual response to someone making me feel dumb. Oh no.
>>33397547>i wasnt aware you all needed hyping from uswomen really dont know anything
When I get mad, I start punching the most feminine things I can find.
>>33397557None of your business idiot
Maybe the pussy is worth it all
>>33397532Please I am so thirsty
>>33397539Every individual man wants himself hyped up and all other men pushed down, otherwise I'm a whore. I have to choose 1 man to hype up and he needs to be good enough for me to abandon all other men for.
>>33397564okay so don't get a girlfriend ever
>>33397543I should've stayed with my highschool gf
She got hot and rich, meanwhile I'm a loser
>men have sex to feel close to their partner and women need to feel close before they want sex
M and F,
Is this true?
>>33397556>>33397560Thanks anons, made me smile
>>33397564Like your dick and balls?
Any lockpickers can tell me if I should buy a brand new lock or just use old ones? is it just skill issue?
>>33397572M, sounds like BS generalising
I've had slutty friends who fucked guys they just met
>>33397572F
>women need to feel close before they want sextrue
>men have sex to feel close to their partnerfalse, men have sex due to biological urges or to dominate their partners
How do I cope with horse girls not being real? They're so sweet and wholesome
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>>33397572F, seems rather reductive
>>33397585Just wait, brother, AI will be real soon enough.
Women, on a spectrum of cute to intimidating, where should male genitalia be?
Why do I HAVE to date women my age? I am attracted to 16 to 19 year old women and their personalities.
>>33397583>false, men have sex due to biological urges or to dominate their partnersYou are not allowed to say this. I'm M and i agree. Why do you think so many relationships fall apart when women stop having sex. Its not cause "i need my dick wet". Men dont feel loved when their women stops wanting sex with them
I throw up I want to throw up I want to throw up
>>33397593You are not going to date anyone of any age or personality
>>33397593>why cant I be a pedoAlso I've dated a couple of 18/19 year old and they're immature and annoying
Do women like this even exist?
I wish I could like dogs but I can't
>>33397601Nothing about dogs is likable
>>33397594>Its not cause "i need my dick wet".men openly admit that it is, they say "fuck me or i will fuck someone else" (online, not directly to their gf) and that's it. the relationship only falls apart when the woman discovers he's cheating, otherwise he'd be happy to stay
>>33397603chicken butt !!
>>33397572Men want to fuck any woman that will let them to pass on their genes, and women use sex to manipulate men for food, shelter, money, status, etc.
>>33397572M
I don't know, but I do know that I have sex to feel close to my partner
>>33397606Yeah, pretty sure
>>33397612Love how you try to frame one as just a natural thing and the other a bad thing. Such a silly goofy guy you are.
Women would you prefer a mysterious wild woodland noble centaur bf or a regal and high scholar vampire lord bf
>>33397431No, I am not sixty years old.
>>33397572Nah, it's not true and every guy knows it. Everytime you're cuddling with your girlfriend you know she's going to be the one who's gonna initiate sex while you just want to keep her real close and enjoy the moment
>>33397609>>33397583Found the lesbian misandrist
>>33397622thats the resident femcel
>>33397619Can he be a wild high scholar human bf instead?
>>33397611i be missin him alot :((
>>33397626Nope, it's true. Something simple as kissing on the sofa just makes girl horny
If I get a job I'm not gonna have any more appointments with the hot MILF at the job centre ): What should I do?
She never asks for any evidence or pressures me to get a job. She actually dissuaded me from taking one with too low hours saying I may as well just stay on the benefits. We just have a chat and laugh and honestly I forget half of what she says cause I'm just thinking sexo
>>33397617That's your assumption about what I said.
It's not actually a bad thing that women use what they have to get what they need. What sucks is when they pretend that they aren't doing that, and insist that those roles are actually created by men to enslave women, and men need to abandon their roles and let women take them, but women are still going to expect men to provide them with the things that they were getting out of the bargain.
>>33397622>>33397623>wahhh women argue with holes>femcel femcel cant get dick XDi've been with my bf for 8 years
>>33397609>"fuck me or i will fuck someone else"No one fucking says this except people clearly rage baiting in instagram and tiktok comments. These are the same dudes that make pedo and racist jokes all the time. You cant take that seriously...
>>33397633cool, you should get married
>>33397633Damn, imagine carrying a man's balls around in your purse for 8 years
Wild
>>33397632No, it‘s not. You called one passing on their genes and the other manipulative. You could just as easily frame using someone to pass on your genes as exploitative and finding ways to secure safety and abundance to look after your offspring as a natural instinct. Fact is they are both natural and exploitative to the same degree. Because they are meant as a symbiosis where both give and take, benefit and get used.
Women why dont you fantasize about average men, with average looks, average height and average penis size?
What are yall eating for supper
>>33397642he doesnt want to be around. he has a whole new girl and family. why would i bother someone who has moved on?
Thoughts on portia spiders?
>>33397522>I don't want to have sex with her unless we're dating thowhy not?
>>33397644ribs and potatoes. should make spinich but don't have any. thinking I may bake banana bread.
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>>33397651>why not?Because I still have feelings for her and I'd feel bad
Also I'm not a whore
>>33397655>ribsCan you save me some
>>33397650cute? they look friendly and would make good companions
women tell me some cool stuff about vaginas please. I think they are fascinating
>>33397660if you had a boyfriend that made food would you make banchans to go along with it
>>33397668mine hurts all the time
>>33397644Food is for weak human trash who selfishly believe they deserve to live. I have no food.
>>33397650very cute, very smart
>>33397671The fuck is wrong with you?
>>33397650they're a bit freaky looking but kinda cute up close
>>33397667they are pretty cute and smart. they kill the male to reproduce
>>33397670W-why? and actual illness? or too much penetration?
>>33397649then you shouldn't !
find someone new (maybe better), or surround yourself with friends n you'll forget all about him c:
>>33396906Sorry I got busy with work, no I'm on the opposite side of the country, West coast and about as south as you can get.
Women, would you be able to stand an asexual marriage?
>>33397662mm still deciding
Does anybody else just love getting the groceries?
Just going to the market, getting fresh produce, fresh fruits, all the world (of the market) is your oyster!
So many options what to cook and eat for the week!
>>33397027Egg whites and oil
>>33397684I have no friends.
Work and home. I will not even go out to restaunts anymore.
>>33397688M
Yes, one of my favorite things to do while dating is going grocery shopping together.
>>33397669ning ?
i make banchans anyway, doesn't matter if i have a bf or not lol
>>33396791damn my playing actually made your song suck
>>33397666You coming over?
>>33397693>while datingThat was not the point.
Stop trying to dab on me plx
>>33397688No, I hate it
I did chat to a nice MILF last time I was at the supermarket though
>>33397644Meat wrap with halloumi fries and salad
>>33397027Egg
Oil
Vinegar
Sugar
Mustard
>>33397695Goody, share a banchan recipe please. Dealers choice.
>>33397698I also enjoy grocery shopping while single. Going to farmers markets and sniffing fruit is fun.
>>33397697Yes
Wya. I am so hungry atm
>>33397699>I did chat to a nice MILF last time I was at the supermarket thoughWhy the fuck do you motherfuckers keep talking about dating, it was just shopping at the supermarket...
>>33397705they thirsty for it
>>33397688no, everything is too expensive
I go in, I look and see all the overpriced processed food scams and I do not buy, remind myself that I still have x pounds of rice at home, and I walk out with 2 gallons of milk, ramen packets, and a carefully lowest price calculated source of protein that I still regret and that's what I survive on for the week.
thanks boomers
>>33397691im your friend !!
why not? do u not like people or do people not like u ? socializing is good for you :c
Women would you date a man who only does charcoal barbeque? fuck gas barbeques, all my homies HATE gas barbeques
>>33397027Depends but the minimum you need is just egg (yolk) and oil
>>33397593So you're saying you're incredibly immature and unable to connect to someone your own age?
>>33397688I love grocery shopping
>>33397705Idk the only thing I like about the supermarket is the MILFs
Early afternoon is the best time to go btw before they pick up their kids from school
Men prefer cuddling over sex but in order to get cuddles we need to bone first
>>33397714Im sorry you're a -cel
Forget grocery shopping, anyone else just loves paying insurance?? Don't even get me started on rent hnnnggg
>>33397718This is true u_u
>>33397708I don't think people like me. But I don't know. Go places alone and hope to see someone I know? Blah.
>>33397688>break ya neckClassic banger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EsmhkAxh4c
>>33397688No, I always have trouble thinking of what to buy and what to cook. I don't even know what I'm going to make tonight...
>>33397641In theory, that's true. And that has been true historically. In modern times, the way I framed it is closer to reality.
Women don't want a symbiosis. They want to occupy both the male and female roles, but they don't want the responsibilities associated with either.
>>33397709The anti-Hank Hill? Yeah sure, why not.
>>33397708>socializing is good for youNta but nothing good ever came out of socialising for me
>>33397718Cuddled lots of girls and never had sex, skill issue
>>33397723>insurance>rentMiss me with that shit
>>33397731Bro turned into Mozart
>>33397702cant rlly share recipes bc i dont know half of the ingredients names in english, but u should make kimchi !!
honestly all the different kinds of kimchi are basically in ur hands once u make the right paste. search it up !! n don't leave out or swap ingredients, you HAVE TO get the right ones. don't buy store bought banchan
>>33397718ngl I've taken my belt off and strapped her down and boned her out in frustration just so she might be inclined to cuddle a little afterwards
>>33397663why not get back together
>>33397723Insurance and rent are bullshit
Groceries are wholesome
>>33397728go to places n get to know them, hun. if you're unhappy where you are, why not move ?
>>33397723I don't pay rent, I'm an inherited house chad.
>>33397738Scott Storch has more bangers than Mozart.
>>33397744I am very happy. Im not complaining
>>33397719Can I have some
What should a man with no confidence do? Avoid women?
>>33397748eh then there's no problem
continue with life
>>33397731AGREED
>>33397733Are you the indecisive lead character?
>>33397737FUCK!
Girls just want sex
When they cuddle they want to be boned
Then they say men don't want cuddles
INSANE!
>>33397741She doesn't want to
She said "possibly" and leaves me on red
I'm still simping every day
>>33397755Get confidence or just be a doormat like me
>>33397738As always, where is your fucking trip, you piece of shit?
>>33397762100% this. Women are the worst.
>>33397739>cant share recipesOTL
>make your own kimchi pasteFine, I do want to make my own Kkakdugi anyways
>>33397768idk, i think the CCP is worse than women
Anons how do you deal with bigotted friends? The people who I met in college ended up being, what seems to me, to be bigots. One of them is openly a Nazi.
>>33397773>propaganda anon has to insert againdon't talk to people
>>33397774Hitler is based
>>33397764be romantic or some shit tell her to meet you tonight and woo her back
>>33397762aren't males also like that or dare i say, fit the description more?
>>33397756but i would like a man to snuggle and share experiences with, desu.
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>>33397755>What should a man with no confidence do?Do things. Then you'll become confident at doing them, after you've gotten used to doing them. That's how it works.
My truck was to start off by trying to get rejected by women. I got very experienced and confident at that quite quickly.
Then I moved on to getting rejected by women while having them still like me, and so on.
>>33397770YAAAAAAY
omg it makes me so happy when people know korean food other than fucking kimbap and kimchi ㅠㅠ be careful making fermented stuff like kkakdugi !! it becomes a bomb and will explode if ur not careful
>>33397777>woo her backI don't have the skillz for that, it's ogre
>>33397766Lol bro is mad
>>33397731PLEASE tell me if there is a full version of Scott??
>>33397774Just dont associate with them. Dont make a big deal of it, just cut contact
>>33397774>posted on 4chan.org
>>33397784Will it get me drunk
Am I allowed to text two girls at the same time or will the universe implode and a foidtogan will come down from heaven and report me to both girls?
>>33397783how to get elder cat poster gf?
>>33397787>Dont make a big deal of it, just cut contactThe thing is I've formed a strong bond to them just by proximity, and I'm deeply entrenched in their social circle.
But they do not know me very well. It's only due to living with each other for years.
I knew they were bigots for along time, but my previous social failures made it difficult to cut contact completely.
>>33397790unlikely
make ur own alcohol, not too hard
>>33397766He's probably ban evading again.
>>33397774Stop being a little bitch.
>>33397644Dish with mixed chicken, spinach, Colby Jack, broccoli, fettuccine, Alfredo sauce, and white rice.
>>33397774>One of them is openly a Nazi.I'm not white, but why is this such a big deal?
>>33397789Lol it's not that innocuous. Literally yesterday he openly said he was a homophobe and one of his other friends just exclaimed he was a Nazi.
>>33397798I have no food to ferment atm
>>33397791>ningwhats that mean?
>>33397785time to move on then
>>33397793Just wait until she gets banned again and she'll probably start posting nudes like last time
>>33397631Once you've got a good job and your paycheck, go back and ask her out to lunch.
>>33397793Leave a trail of nip leading to your house.
>>33397801>I'm not white, but why is this such a big deal?What?
>>33397799>Stop being a little bitch.In what sense.
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>>33397805We had this discussion one thread ago
>>33397785you could woo.
be like the guy with the boombox and stand outside her door
>>33397795Maybe try to make new friends while you slowly distance yourself? Don't have to block them all and randomly disappear. Just do it gradually
>>33397781Get a body pillow.
>>33397784>be careful making fermented stuff>it becomes a bombthis is exactly why I dont make fermented stuff currently. I will be changing that fact soon though but fermentation is scary. So many things to consider but a relatively easy process at the end of the day.
>it makes me so happy when people know korean food other than fucking kimbap and kimchiThis is how I feel about most cultural foods. They have so much to offer but people will default to 1 or 2 dishes and it breaks my heart.
I still need to find a good Seolleongtang cause the last one I tried disappointed me.
Mul Naengmyeon is fucking delicious though, cold noodles are some of my favorite dishes.
>>33397814Also why are other anons saying that it isn't a big deal to associate with a Nazi?
would you have plastic surgery?
what would you have?
>>33395704 (OP)What one word is the difference between rot and fermentation?
>>33397819ninja turtle abs
>>33397818NTA
You must be new to 4chan.
>>33397799>He's probably ban evading againWould not be surprised with this insufferable attention whore.
>>33397818Cause we're on 4chan. Its not uncommon for people the be ironically or unironically racist here.
>>33397823No I've been here for awhile.
>>33397821Control.
I think about this a lot.
>>33397815never telling toga how i feel, again.
women i love you. i wish you loved me
>>33397805sigh
i wanna see if someone else can answer this
>>33397819I don't think the reconstructive surgery I'd want really exists. But I haven't exactly checked recently. But I'd rather have the money it'd cost.
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>>33397825It's ironic. Blacks wouldn't rule cities in the US and there wouldn't be muslim grooming gangs in the UK if Nazis were still a thing. Governments everywhere dismantled them decades ago.
>>33397784I wish I was a korean gf to a tall ultra racist white guy.
Alas, I am just a short mexican man.
>>33397760No, I'm just bad at cooking
>>33397832I had a chinese friend who's name was Ng, and it was pronounced 'ning'. Are you talking about him?
>>33397827Not what I was thinking.
How much control of the actual process do you really have?
>>33397819F
Outside of say, getting a skin craft in the case of a nasty injury/burn, no. I have no interest in plastic surgery.
>>33397761She seems rather proud of her culture so maybe start there.
>>33397805it's like hnnng but in asian
>>33397836NTA
Hitler liked Muslims and was buddies with a few Muslim leaders back in the day. Just thought you should know.
>>33397817realsies
god i love mul naengmyun (´∀｀)
when u make the noodles pay very close attention to the timing of it all!! take it out of the boiling water really fast, and have a cold water/ice bath for the noodles so they don't cook any further. this is how u get the chewiness ^^
>>33397837that's weird
I'd rather just have a hyper racist korean gf as a black guy
Are there any bisexual anons here?
>>33397850Sup. Loser bisexual woman here. I've fucked one man and have never fucked a woman.
>>33397850no females. eating snatch is gross. my ex bf forced me to, once.
>>33397849They won’t admit it but hyper racist is their default setting
>>33397572M
idk
never had sex
never felt close to anybody
>>33397849are you one of those autistic anime pillow hugging hood black guys, because we usually get along.
>>33397829Maybe get a pack of tissues too
>>33397839>>33397845neither sigh
it's a sound of confusion like "huh"
>>33397851I'm a bi man.
shalom.
>>33397840More than when you let something rot, you give it the necessary food and a clean environment.
>at a concert
>talking to a girl
>invite her to go to their other shows with me and exchange instagrams
>she brings up that they're super old
>they're 30 and twin brothers
>I'm 28
So... should I message her or just leave it at that?
>>33397858so its korean nani
>>33397837he's white ?? and racist ???
>>33397857thanks for the advice
>be man
>claim bisexual
>actually only straight
>but you believe this rewards you points so you continue to do it
disgusting
>>33397860at what age did you realize were u bi?
If I met u irl, would I not be able to tell unless you told me straight up that u were bi?
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>>33397830ok i love you anon
>>33397864You called?
Also I'm only racist to men.
>>33397782>My truck was to start off by trying to get rejected by women. I got very experienced and confident at that quite quickly.>Then I moved on to getting rejected by women while having them still like me, and so on.That just makes you sound like a loser.
>>33397863noo korean version of nani would be "mo?" or "morago?"
>>33397868>>but you believe this rewards you points so you continue to do itBold of you to assume that you can speak on someone else's internal experience.
>>33397864nta
You aren’t my girlfriend though?
Also no and no.
Men, how do your women show their appreciation for your patience, your hard work, and your empathy?
>>33397872o no i can't talk to u anymore i don't like racism
farewell odd anon
>>33397862They're 31, idk anyone have advice?
>>33397877Mom cooks dinner
>>33397877That has never happened in my entire life.
>your womenI don't even know what this means, but in any case, I don't have any.
>>33397846And? Everyone knows that, fucking retard. He still wouldn't support what's going on today.
>>33397870Sometimes I forget about the holocaust denial/erasure that happened in chainsaw man but then it’ll come flooding back to me like this and I cackle like a mad man. Can’t believe the editor let this slide
>>33397879I'm just joking also I am not the anon you were talking to.
I just thought it would be a funny thing to say.
>>33397876but i coooooould be :3
jks
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, I wish this bitch would fuck off already
>>33397856I'm a nerdy phd engineer from a semi-affluent black family. Somewhat extroverted, but sometimes I'd rather just cuddle and watch anime or shitty scifi/fantasy shows. High functioning autist. No anime pillow, but I've certainly thought about it.
>>33397880Are you going to see the garden?
>>33397887fuck i couldn't tell with the anonymous thing ㅠㅠ
>>33397877I get yelled at and blamed for everything while paying everyone's bills and it's unfair for me to expect them to pay their own bills because I make more, not even double just more.
I hate that this is my life.
do most men here get turned on from contact with females
>>33397888>jkOTL
one day I will get a cute Korean gf to make banchans for us
Can’t tell if myao is so much less retarded than the other attention whore femanons because she is like 30 years old, or if her Asian genetics just make her more intelligent
>>33397893Already saw them that is where I met her.
I just feel like maybe asking her out is not the best thing to do even though she is absolutely gorgeous and gave me her instagram because she wanted to go to their side project shows with me.
>>33397891oh its you! I think your batman underwear is super cute
>>33397900what's so retarded about her man
>>33397906he said less retarded
Semester starts in less than a month
You ARE cutting to hit on korean qts studying abroad looking to GTFO korea? Male or Female. They only want sticcs and maybe fit guys.
>>33397902At least get some head.
Also based garden enjoyer.
>>33397903what's the least she can do that still turns you on
>>33397898What do you mean by contact?
>>33397909what does this mean?
>>33397911Nta
Breathing on my neck
When i went to korea 1 time with friends, my female friend told me she saw several korean chicks checking me out. Am i actually not ugly?
>>33397909Such a great use of your parents' savings
>>33397914Do you already want to marry her?
Yes? Get a grip bro, you just met her.
You already got her contact and can swing a date out of it. Unless you have someone else lined up you could at least kill some time.
>>33397918You had that exotic appeal.
Generally when you go to another country you can get an extra point or 2 on your attractiveness rating.
Also Koreans are notorious for fetishizing whites (which I assume you are)
>>33397923How did u discover ur bisexuality
>>33397911Even just a hug. A live woman in your arms? With her smells? Her lungs taking in air, and feeling her warm body expand and contract in your arms? Then there's the boobs. Jeez.
why is no girls are fetishizing me is the question
>>33397926I have had sex and felt attraction to men and women
>>33397924>Also Koreans are notorious for fetishizing whites (which I assume you are)Thats where you'd actually be wrong
>>33397931Being white or about the koreans?
now everybody from atoga
put your motherfucking hands up
and follow me
>>33397932I'm not white lol
>the time when she pulled my hair
Two people from my job got laid off today (we went from 10 to 8 employees) and im worried im next
what can i do so I dont get laid off next
>>33397934Still had that exotic appeal
>>33397937just me? i typod
>>33397936>that time when she grabbed my collar to stop me from absentmindedly walking in front of a car
>>33397913a female's touch
>>33397938Suck your boss's dick
>>33397806I know but it's hard, I still have feelings for her
>>33397809I wish but she has a ring
>>33397813I think she'd call the police
>>33397819Nah
>>33397877>your womenWho
>>33397938Do you actually work or you have that foid job where you write 10 emails per day? A lot of companies realized they don't need them.
>>33397898If they're hot or have MILF energy, yes
>>33397909I dropped out of school, and I'm not a sticc nor fit
>>33397933Where we going
>>33397938Why were they laid off
should i kill myself after a girl at my college told me that her first impression of me was that I was going to shoot up the college?
women do you fantasize about cuddling with men?
>>33397951You should confirm her impression
>>33397946im an architect and deal with client calls and working on drawings daily. also site visits and inspections
>>33397949the architecture market has been in the red since last fall. the company has been losing money month on month. Our boss let go a girl who had been there 4 years and a guy who had been ther 8 years. by constrast Ive only been here for less than 2 years
>>33397951did you come up with a witty retort?
>>33397951I was going to imply something like this
>>33397955 but couldn't figure out how to do it without fedposting.
Women, if your husband gets kidnapped and goes missing, how long would you wait before you re-marry?
>>33397951i remember in 2018 a classmate called me an incel
>>33397959Non-American here, what does "fed" mean? I used to assume it meant FBI, but people seem to use it to refer to just civil servants?
Is it safe to assume that people wearing Helly Hansen clothing are white nationalists doing it as a dogwhistle (HH= heil hitler)
>>33397967Usually FBI but can include CIA, NSA, other intelligence or law enforcement, etc.
>>33397967A "fed" is anybody that I don't like.
>>33397971As funny as that would be, no
women is there anything that other women say about men that you disagree with?
>>33397958i just left and cried by myself
>>33397972Ah okay, that makes sense. I was wondering if I could describe myself as a fed to Americans but I guess not. Unless making sure people in the government can't commit fraud counts I suppose
>>33397978you should witmaxx
I feel like I am very stupid and incapable
I cant tell if im horny, or im im just addicted to jerking off. What do? :(
>>33397951it's not that deep desu
>>33397978Should have punched her in the tit
women would you lick a man's moustache?
>>33395704 (OP)What are some good signs a woman has a tight pussy?
>>33397988None. Pussy tightness tends to vary from woman to woman.
>>33397988I think its fair to assume fit women/women that do yoga are pretty tight
>>33397990I think they can just clamp down hard during sex
>>33397993Functionally, its the same thing
Should i just date a tranny? They seem to really like and appreciate men
>>33398006You will never get better head in your life. They do it for the love of the game.
>>33397987no, i don't like the texture
>>33398008This is good news for me as a certified trans ally
>>33397920No you're right, I guess I just felt a bit demoralized when she said someone 3 years older than me is old after.
But I feel better now and I messaged her.
>>33398006Around 30 you realize there is a difference between liking cock and liking the man himself
>>33398008that's only because women are terrible at sucking dick
>>33398011>I messaged her.Good.
> I just felt a bit demoralized when she said someone 3 years older than me is old Reasonable but also toughen up. I'm 27, we are going to start feeling older but dont forget women like older men.
Also how old is she
>>33398006Probably a bad idea but hell, it's not like I have any better ones these days. Might as well give it a shot.
>>33397899godspeed to u ㅠㅠ
does it gets better after I haven't had a social life, a girlfriend, or experiences with young people after 25?
>>33398021No, it gets much worse
>>33398021you end up here
>>3339786230 starts with a 3 which is bad. There's a reason corporations price everything at 29.99
But yeah good luck, you still got 2 years till then
>>33397900hey im not 30 ????
I'm a very pretty girl but I binge eat a lot. It's ruining my potential. How do I beat lena dunham disease and be normal
women would you kill your bf if he cried in front of you?
>>33398028Do whatever cardio you hate the most to burn off the extra calories, then whenever you want to eat think "this will cost me x time of that activity I hate"
how did you end up here myao dont you have friends?
>>33398028Yeah, this seems like a good time of the day to ED post and torment the thread.
>>33398036age where im able to drink (totally)
>>33398021A lot of things get better, like money. But you're always gonna wish you got to start over and go around again, and get the good stuff you missed out on. But you know what, that's life on this shitty planet. We all end up that way. Even the fucking star quarterback jocks that banged every girl you dreamed about. They end up getting drunk over the past too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM
>>33397873I don't care about what I sound like. I care about what I *learn*.
The Tom Cruise quote isn't wrong but misses the point. If you automatically succeed at every you try, you haven't learned. You've simply done.
Successfully following a recipe isn't learning how to bake
Failure leads to learning from failure which leads to understanding why you succeed.
Retuning to the point, if someone has never tried asking a woman out, having a mindset of "only a loser doesn't immediately succeed without any failure" is absurd. You're going to fail. And some women will reject you because you're not compatible. So accepting rejection as inevitable and learning from it isn't being a loser. It's being rational.
Being a loser is never trying because you'd rather be nothing, do nothing, and live nothing than risk anything.
I say that one should declare that playing the game at all is a winning condition and everything else is just bonus challenges.
But you do you. Good luck with that whole terrified to try thing.
Why can't men and women just be friends anymore?
>>33397900She posted nudes for strangers on 4chan than called everyone ITT ungrateful for not thanking her with attention. She's way more retarded than the femanons ITT with actual lives and partners.
>>33398037doesn't everyone ?
bc people here are nice n sometimes funny ^^
>>33398045women dont want to be friends with us cause we have penises :(
>>33398045Men and women can't even fuck anymore.
People that look like me are going extinct from lack of babies.
>>33398045Because men think that they're entitled to fuck any and all women who act friendly around them.
>>33397877Gentle smiles with long gazes, touching my head as she walks behind my chair,and washing and massaging my feet.
>>33398046vat
u may be confusing me for someone else..? i don't post nudes anywhere?? nor am i rude n call people ungrateful ????
>>33398045Men woke up and realized that there was nothing more cucked and pathetic than being a woman's "friend" and not her lover.
>>33398042If you thought women had high standards before 25, just wait until after. You also start aging, people you know get sick, maybe die, or just end up as burnouts. Life is really for the young and dumb, there's no reward waiting for you
>>33398046Hot. mayo has nudes and I missed them?
>>33398062Yes I'm aware that any answer that doesn't treat men as perma victims is the wrong answer.
>>33398063no i don't????
pls im not mayo im myao
>>33398067you should really marry him at this point
>>33397938>what can i do so I dont get laid off nextIf you boss seems intelligent and capable, do diligent work, visibly perform, document your efforts, and find additional work to do when you have time. Even just cleaning the coffee pot at the end of the day is something.
If your boss is an asshat, then it's a matter of seeming like the kind of employee they want this could mean sucking up or rolling over and complying with bullshit I wouldn't.
>>33398069part of me kinda wants to marry a man hater just to prove her wrong
>>33398066thank you ㅠㅠ
idk where anon is getting the nudes part from i think I'm pretty distinguishable from the others (?)
>>33397951Nah.
People are idiots.
It's Nottim Portent.
>>33398075just one way to make sure
>>33398069>You need to marry a man who thinks he's entitled to marriage with any woman who treats him nice. A guy with that attitude won't treat you badly at all.
women how are we supposed to date you if you dont like men showing interest in you?
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>>33398045They can if they act like friends and there's an obstacle of some kind preventing sex.
>>33398075There are three cat-themed, spammy shitposters ITT. You're all so unrecognizable.
>>33398045It's feminists fault
>>33398081all of them are good though
the other femanons talk about men like we're animalistic killer rapists from the paleolithic
i don't know why the better girls are obsessed with cats though
>>33397850post more gifs like that?
>>33398081You can leave if you don’t like it. You come here to complain about people ITT then leave
>>33398084They don't. The vast majority of the good posters frequently talk to people ITT like humans. None of this toxic positivity shit, just honest advice and encouragement, investment in conversations over spamming smileys and memes, etc. No regulars ITT hate men in any capacity besides rulebreaker who just likes to attack randos regardless.
>>33398045Women hate men.
>>33398075No problem, anons just like stirring the pot
>>33398081>>33398090You are so spastic and autistic you think this thread is yours. Nobody cares what you think and you aren’t even fun.
I’m betting 20$ you are jewish
>>33398046That was the other catposter
>>33398091i wish this wasnt true
>>33397947I would but I choose different.
>>33398088>>33398094You lot can make a Discord channel if you want to flirt and build an image and suck namefags off. This is a general on an anonymous imageboard. We need more posters calling your insufferable circlejerking and brownnosing off, more than more cunts "having fun" by constant offtopic attentionwhoring.
>>33398088>>33398094You don't even know who I am. Because I don't feel the need to use the namefield on 4chan for an advice thread on an advice board.
>>33398095You mean the OTHER other catposter. They're reproducing.
>>33397953Yesssss. Cuddles hims. I'm druuunnkjss
>>33398104which one do you choose?
>>33398108It makes sense that you're the foid who likes this manlet retard.
>>33398045I'm friends with man.
>>33398108I'm gonna start screenshotting your posts, and then im gonna email a compilation of them to charlie
>>33398105This. Some namefags and tripfags mistake silent exclusion as acceptance. Just because they aren't rightfully laughed out of every thread doesn't mean that even a minority of posters wants them around.
>>33398108Aren't you a single mother in her 30's. You're getting drunk on a Monday then go on 4chan to post confessions about your eceleb crush on the advice board? What the fuck is wrong with you? My advice is to stop.
>>33398109Yeah
Not my text. Yoinked from pintrest.
>>33398105>>33398107>>33398113There’s one or two permanently online transexuals that always have to yuck our yum. I don’t understand how you can complain about the thread having more traffic (it’s not spam desu) unless you’re really just jealous.
>>33398117They are really jealous because they want the thread to be dead so they can all make out and be gay. Hahaha
>>33398117Hey Gary, abandon any more children recently? Man, the whole world is just trying to yuck your yum.
Thinking bout making a Faustian bargain
>>33398115You are the biggest bitch on here, you know that?
>>33398124Don't do it anon, marriage is a trap
she's the baddest of them all
So my ex liked something on Instagram (yes I know I’m insane for looking at this shit) that had the caption “if you knew it wasn’t gonna be me, you should have left me alone” but I still love her. Is this her saying that she wants me? But she broke up with me… it’s all so confusing
>>33398117Make a Discord if you want to shoot the shit. Traffic to the thread doesn't matter if it's full of namefags shitting platitudes and innuendos like highschoolers on MSN messenger. New people who want to ask real questions will see this garbage and they won't stick around.
You can be unabashedly shitposty ITT, but don't think you can even pretend you're good for the thread in a meta way.
>>33398068>im not mayo im myaoIt'd be a shame for someone to confuse a jar of mayo for a jar of myao
>>33398126I hope you're happy with how you ended up. This is pathetic otherwise. I hope your kid doesn't grow up on the internet and end up similar to you, that'd suck.
>>33398134You being uncomfortable with true-er socialization with personalities is exactly why you are here, retard. Go touch grass, you fucking discord mod.
>>33398126Now imagine the posts your child is going to make on 4chan of the future after it grows up with an alcoholic absent mother.
>>33398134You can leave the thread any time.
Any attempt at quality assurance on a forum comes off as kind of faggy, always has
>>33398134>Make a Discord if you want to shoot the shit.She already dead, that's how we got her leaked photo.
>>33398130You will never speak to your daughter after she reaches adulthood.
>>33398140If you think being posted around by 95% of the thread while they watch your ongoing trainwreck with apathetic pity as "socializing", you're even more retarded than you usually seem. And the beat regulars ITT socialize without using names. That subtly is appreciated by everyone but you terminally lonely losers who need to post with a name or else everyone would rightfully forget you even exist the moment you post the last (You).
>>33398146Oh yeah. What was her excuse for looking like a cartoonish trailer park bicycle? The angle or the lighting of the screenshot? I forget. That's certainly the sort of socializing I'm sure she's glad goes on ITT.
>>33398081It's a coordinated discord effort
>>33398148You’re a faggot and a bully, no offence
>>33398152I don't think any of them could coordinate an outfit, let alone a raid on 4chan.
>>33395704 (OP)I don’t want advice. I don’t even want to be on the internet. All of it’s terrible for my mental health. But I come back here because I have no other void to scream into.
The namefag cries out as they are named
>>33398148Nobody cares who you are at all.
And if you revel in that, then you have no right to complain about your nonexistent social life on here.
>>33398154I don't know or care what you are, you're just annoying.
>>33398154There are other places you can go for a hugbox. You can also turn off your computer and go hug your child. Oh wait.
I am useless dumb unlovable himbo
>>33398158I appreciate your self awareness and I hope life gets better for you soon.
>>33398165Is this your faggot sanctuary where you come to pretend to be a girl or what
Why did women stop liking men who look like pic related? Is it the birth control?
>>33398176Probably all of those looking ones killing thwir wives.
>>33398176Shouldn't you be happy that women aren't into "Chad"?
It feels like my shots in the dark are hitting
>>33398176Changing times and tastes, but also women aren’t monolithic
>>33398169Thank you. And by the way that guy on /tv/ is still claiming he knows where I live but despite my sheer retardation from last time, he won’t actually say where I live.
>>33398161I revel in the fact I get more positive attention and less negative attention than you without using a trip or a name. And multiple other posters do, too. It must feel bad to be the poster child for patheticness in the thread on 4chan you decided to attach your whole life and personality to.
>>33398182What is your question for the opposite gender?
Women if you could invent a new fruit what would it be (you can name it too)
I only perceive anons as women in this thread. On any other board, I can only imagine I’m speaking with other men. I never even thought women used this site until I found /atoga/
>>33398187Nah, you're just a faggot seething over words on a screen. All that positive attention feels really good right now, huh?
Just jerk your clit right off?
Nobody actually cares about you. Because you don't exist.
>>33398181chad now is just a tall twink
chad doesnt mean "muscular guy"
>>33398182>>33398188"Best way to move on with my life and pretend my abandoned child doesn't exist?"
>>33398197Oh, so Chad is just "Guy with a girlfriend". Got it. It's literally just a term for seething.
>>33398196Your kid exists but you spend more time and energy on us than with them. Weird how that works.
>>33398195There’s an inverse phenomenon here where trannies larp as women
>>33398185I guess modern women are just all lesbians then. Makes no sense that they like twinks, a healthy normal adult human woman would never find a twink man attractive in nature, I 100% I guarantee that.
>>33398196This guy
>>33398202 beat me to it. You pretend to give such a shit about existing and being noticed yet you won't even live the life you have, no matter how broken it is. You'd rather post on Discord and 4chan where people (usually) can't see how ugly you are behind the screen, just how ugly you act.
>>33398194Maybe like an everyberry.
Smush all berries.
No banan.
>>33398201chad is chad
times change but there always must be someone on the top of the totem pole
>>33398187But you do have a name ITT that you respond to.
>>33398194For me it’s troonberry, it’s an orange with apple skin
>>33398202I actually don't but the time I'm on here is infinitely precious to you, eh?
Weird how a post takes maybe 2 minutes to type.
>>33398215They call me
*shifts toothpick dashingly*
Anonymous
>>33398179He put his wife, who had late stage dementia, out of her misery. Don't try to besmirch his name and make him seem like a murderer.
>>33398213Yeah, so it's just a strawman you make up to seethe about women.
>>33398208You sound like the kind of retard who thinks only gays and pedophiles like women with small tits.
>>33398226yeah pretty much
but thats not to say that chad-like individuals dont exist
>>33398215Anyone who goes by a chosen name ITT and not a group of identifiable traits that infrequently come up in a recognizable context is the wrong type of regular poster.
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I think some of you folks should take your own advice on “letting people enjoy things” to be honest.
>>33398220How long did it take to set up Discords and facetime with pedophiles and rapists? Did that also only take a couple minutes out of your days? You're terminally online.
>>33398232i dont think we should "just let people enjoy things"
thats literally the cause of all modern social problems
>>33398234She had to give him a faaair chaaance, what if he was only joking about being a pedophile and a rapist?
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>>33398235Who exactly am I hurting by loving and fangirling over Emo Anthony is peace?
>>33398231Fuck off, JH. You have no room to be so self-righteous.
how do you fix big forehead with 0 hair volume
>>33398234>>33398238Oh so you can regurgitate events that happened half a decade ago? Who's terminally online?
>>33398232Still alive anthonyschizo? Based
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Ive been binging 'how its made' and theyve yet to cover how babies are made. Does anyone know if they made an episode?
>>33398243stop worrying about it
>>33398241In a thread where two regulars neglect their children, she has every right to be self-righteous. She may make a lot of mistakes in her life but I can't imagine that being one of them.
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Also, embarrassing Reddit OP = more love for Emo Anthony
>>33398246I try to keep it on the down low as much as possible nowadays but unfortunately outside forces bring me back to the site every so often
>>33398138face reveal !!
(the letters aren't in korean </3)
>>33398249I used to be actually suicidal, but honestly I’d rather love Emo Anthony.
Is an 828 credit score a green flag
>>33398241Oh yes I'm JH. Make sure you tell QT and MKG and ENTJ and JJK and FDR and all your other letternamefag friends. You deserve to have your cliquey web completely shit up with your 4chan drama.
>M
>repeated experience with opening up to people and then having them come onto me despite what I feel like are obvious boundaries
>has happened with both women and men
>start to make a habit of not talking to people alone unless I'm positive they're not interested
>have a friend (married) who likes talking a lot and gets upset and offended if we don't DM often enough
>this only makes me more anxious about DMing her because everyone who has ever been this insistent on talking to me has eventually told me they liked me
Women how do I handle this respectfully without coming across as a trad retard who doesn't think women are allowed to have male friends or whatever?
>>33398166u might be dumb or useless but ur not unlovable !!
>>33398249Talking to a lady (female) like that? Shame on you.
Short women make me horny, tall women make me protective
>>33398154>namefag unironically crying about being bullied Lol maybe just leave? Seriously the name/avatarfag blogposting is insufferable and it's like every other post in the thread now
>>33398266You're right.
>>33398232Jump off a bridge, you worthless whore
>>33398262how do you even do that
is a 786 a red flag?? ive never been in debt and always pay off on time but these faggots are buttfucking me
>>33398260Based. Keep on keeping on, anthonyschizo. Seether's gonna seethe.
so is the whole misunderstanding with me supposedly posting nudes over ?
>>33398248We can make the episode :^)
>>33398277Who knows
You should post some anyway
>>33398277Another catposter, and your name is kind of ""meow""
>>33398277They were referring to kittenposter who did post nudes and wouldn't stop talking about it for a week
>>33398245The fact that your mistakes get so prominently repeated ITT to discredit your awful takes betrays how long ago you claim this happened. You constantly make awful decisions, tha question is which ones you decide to mention ITT.
>>33398252Every regular namefag hurts the thread in a different way. It doesn't matter if you think one cunt is better than another cunt. Don't pick favorites among the shitstack.
>>33398277You build an identity around being cutesy-wutesy so sometimes you're going to get mixed up with another poster who also builds an identity around being cutesy-wutesy. Just post like a normal person instead of trying to play a character.
>>33398270I’m not crying, I’m asking questions and chillin. It seems every thread the same jewish faggot cries about namefriends
dammmnn the thread sucked today lol literal discord server vibes
i found a new crew
>>33398284JH isn't a namefag though. Other people got good at recognizing her but she never chose to establish a name and identity for herself. That's on the pattern-seeking crowd.
>>33398288>anyone who hates namefags is one jewWhy are namefags so schizophrenic? Just because you make yourself so easily identifiable doesn't mean every anon you don't like is the same person
>>33398235>thats literally the cause of all modern social problemsNo, you're thinking of "Let me enjoy things that hurt people!"
Common mistake.
And no, seeing unwelcome posts on the internet doesn't count as hurting others.
>be kinda drunk
I wish I was so utterly shitfaced I couldn't even type this.
Anybody else feel like this?
>>33398272Idk. Anything over 700 is good, I’m shocked mine is that high
>>33398286god forbid a girl uses emoticons ㅠㅠ
it's okk I'll deal with it
>>33398284Cry more, faggit.
Wah namefags
See? It really works. People will love you eventually. After they find out how horrible of a person you are? Being a keyboard warrior discord mod?
Women, why are you like this?
>>33398296are you single or are you only looking for girls in the 800s too
older anons, does credit score matter if youre not in debt?
>>33398291Responding to a name when they aren't even part of the conversation is namefag behavior regardless of what's in the namefield.
How come anon says he knows where I live but never actually *says* where I live?
Women,
Can you please massage my back? It's muscular and you can play with my butt too if you want
>>33398299F
I only go into barnes and noble to get inspiration for which books I'm going to illegally download next
>>33398284>hurts the threadCall the wahhhmbulance, the thread is hurt
I take it you are a reddit mod who got banned by the reddit grandmaster and had to move shop here
>>33398264How do I gain this power? Everyone who I open up to never wants to talk to me again.
>>33398256Dude, do you how hard it was to find a jar of myao?
I would've posted it in rukopísny shrift.
>>33398298You keep calling me a Discord mod when you literally ran a Discord. On which actual groomers chatted under your approval. Pick better insults instead of self reporting.
>>33398301Uhm, I am single. It’s just one of those small personal prides for me
The banks like me ^_^
>>33398299Whenever ive gone to barnes and noble there were sections with employee curations. so i doubt this was corporate
anyways i dont understand monster fucking. I get weirded out if a man has hairy hands, let alone is a werewolf or el chupacabra
>>33398291She repeats the same shit in every thread to ensure she is recognized.
>>33398313Holy shit, it's over for swarthoids. We're never gonna make it.
>>33398176That's more or less a slightly more swole version of the guy my niece married. Smaller biceps, a layer of winter hugging fat, and wrapped in camo.
>>33398311Because you are acting like one more than I did. How many are you moderating right now? Do they pay well? I bet you have nitro.
>>33398045They can though
>>33398028A pretty girl who eats a lot? Marriage material
>>33397983Stop jerking off
>>33397982How come?
>>33398315It's amor fati, and he's not actually lying to his wife as long as he doesn't actually say "Honey, I promise I don't chat up girls on 4chan anymore."
imagine coming home after a long day and your beautiful girlfriend is waiting for you in bed, and you look into her eyes with tenderness, kiss her and then you snuggle up with her to have a peaceful sleep
>>33398310russian cursive ?? lmao
u can usually find me on the aisles of ur nearby supermarket
>>33398312Lol so yes or no
>>33398323I need a gf to lay on and keep warm while the icy winter covers my back
>>33398293I’m betting another 20$ you are “a regular”
>>33398318Of course my other niece married a thinner yet more masculine version of Justin Timberlake as a woman.
Women vary.
>>33398323I need a shower first
Also sleeping before dinner?
>>33398263E P I C
N A M E D R O P
>>33398267Tall women also make me horny
>>33398166*I am a useless, dumb, unlovable himbo
>>33398131Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all
The goth girl yonder who toys with moids
But being stepped on must be enjoyed
>>33398324Nope. Just cat food and pool noodles.
Gotta get me a coupon.
>>33398325Confusing…I would date a girl with no credit score if I like her
Is it even possible for a single anon to track down where another single anon lives just by his posts?
>>33398156It's not a raid, so much as it is a group of deviants making play. Whether they glow or not, I could not say.
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8db73cpg8M
You ok?
I can't take him not being in my life anymore, should I reach out again? He said it was because of his depression but from what I'm hearing from his friends, he's making it seem like I did something wrong to him
>>33398335A regular called Jew Hitler.. different JH, no relation
Because you act like a jew and a hitler (the fake news kind of hitler not the real kind) the holocaust was fake btw
>>33398263You aren't the poster I was responding to.
>>33398334Someone already figured out Kittenposter's college and a bunch of other details. She also tried denying her timezone but it's very obvious given she posts timestamped images.
>>33398267Women who are shorter or thinner than me make me protective and horny. Lizard brain say must protect smol.
Amazon pretty. She help me protect smol.
>>33398345Was it Dartmouth
>>33398323Yeah that must be fucking nice.
>>33398334"His" yeah like anyone cares about about men to do that.
>>33398323Imagine me stabbing you to death and laying in your blood until it cools
>>33398349Fuck no lmao
Oh and the day she posted nudes she also posted a card containing her height and DOB on here for some fucking reason
>>33398319You're the only one here with a track record related to Discord. Keep bringing it up and then get defensive when people remind you of the times you enabled grooming. I sure hope your kid doesn't end up on any of your Discords.
>>33398351If that one fa/tv/irgin isn’t trolling me then I don’t understand why he doesn’t just say where I live?
I need a cute short thicc domesticated soft wife to give many babies to
>>33398339She's just being a buzz kill because she's boring and wants moid attention without saying it openly. This is half of the reason I can't be gay.
>>33398357just use your brain motherfucker how could he possibly know
>>33398344Who am I now? PB? CB?
>>33398295>Anybody else feel like this?I literally *never* want more than three or four drinks total ...until I've had three or four drinks. Then suddenly it becomes obvious that a little more drinking and possibly continuing that level of drinking is the best idea ever, I've never been more happy, and everything makes perfect sense. I've literally launched into home repair projects at 2am and finished them.
Pity it's no longer reliable or worth it.
>>33398358This but a sexy tall athletic one
>>33398353Whats the school
>my future wife is gonna have to deal with my death after being married to be for 50+ years
Sucks to be her I guess, I'm gonna make her miss me a lot
Why do men grow hair like everywhere? Ive not shaved my belly or chest in over a year and the hair on them is almost invisible
>>33398322I posted a pink jar.
You need therapy. Or to smoke some bath salts. It's not clear yet.
>>33398365she'll be fucking chad 2 days after the funeral lol
>>33398366DHT, responsible for body hair and ironically, balding
>>33398366It's an effect of testosterone.
>>33398367You're not doing it at this specific moment, but you do still do it. But I'm sure you're not deceiving your wife because you never made any promises or vows about changing your behavior going forward.
>>33398309For me I think it mostly started when I learned how to be confident and funny (by lucking into a group of friends who were confident and funny). I think people are more interested in seeing your thoughtful/reflective side when they've seen that you have other speeds too. Kinda like gap moe, in weeb terms.
>>33398364This thread is a No Doxxing zone, okay?
>>33398369Fucking Chad at like 75?
>>33398376Badass if true.
>>33398364Just search the archive for the thread, it wasn't too long ago
>>33398356>enabled groomingI did not enable shit. I filtered based on age consent before discord even thought of it. Keep seething. I'll keep dancing.
https://youtu.be/UOVcucB_hnA?si=lDFnBJebZYeaInZA
Remix
>>33398373You need to change your smoke detector battery
>>33398334Hehehehahahaha....
Yes.
But only if they yammer a great deal and post a number of seemingly insignificant details like a state park being two hours to the east or something like that.
>>33398351>"His" yeah like anyone cares about about men to do that.Nobody in their right mind would care, no.
>>33398357>why he doesn’t just say where I live?Two possibilities spring to mind:
A. He's not an asshole and doesn't want to dox you
B. He doesn't want someone to killsteal his prey.
>>33398376Chad Sr. needs to get his Thundercock wet after Stacy died from a botched neck lift many years ago
>>33398367u made it pink !! how'd u get my favorite color in one ?
>>33398382Chad Sr is 30 percent of cialis sales
can men even get hard at 75
>>33398376I've worked at a retirement community, old people fuck or at the very least gossip about each other fucking
>>33398345wouldnt be the first, one time someone uploaded a screenshot of my tinder profile
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Cozy Femanons.
>>33398380Is that for the bath salts?
>>33398373Enjoy the underpass.
>>33398371>DHT, responsible for body hair and ironically, baldingOnly if your hair follicles are sensitive to DHT, that's why creatine causes men who will go bald to go bald, and why it has no balding affect on men who won't bald.
>>33398379Cool you're an expert moderator then. Go make another one and post about how you're so totally drunk and tou love a man who'll never know you exist while your kid with no father gets to live in your filth. Anywhere but here would be great.
>>33398385I think Charlie Chaplin had a son at about that age. Probably not all but I'm sure some can
>>33398387Your uni has a 5-letter nickname and you posted it in these threads yourself.
Whyyyy is the gospel of Mark identical to the gospel of Luke
>>33398385that's why they invented viagra, baby
>>33398385according to fiat, no
https://youtu.be/V0lcY58fwpY?si=b0LNkbu90rWFDWiW
>>33398384>u made it pink !! how'd u get my favorite color in one ?Your posts read pink.
And so do most of kitten posters, hence the confusion. Hers dabble in Canary yellow too.
>>33398387You brought that on yourself for blogging about all the matches you were getting
>women: its designed to push out babies its tough I can handle it give it to me hard
>also women: my vagina always hurts
you know like, if they didn't make my p-p get bigger I would stay really far away from women. how do they explain themselves?
>>33398387Look at that lil chicken leg
Women,
The man of your dreams has an 11 inch cock, what's your response
>>33398391Why the fuck are you here if you hate it?
And why are you obsessed with me?
Stop being a retard, close the tab, then the browser, power down your computer, and go touch some grass ffs.
>>33398378Bro at least give me a keyword
>>33398393but my uni does not have a nickname, atleast not that im aware of
i didnt post the actual name of it
>>33398403It'd almost like evolution and nature is retarded. Same reason why men's testicles are always outside despite being incredibly sensitive to injury.
>>33398410Stop replying to that kind of shit
>>33398418yeah, he could probably knock you out with that thing if you took a turkey slap across the jaw
>>33398387You've posted your age, height, jewishness, a mirror photo, and enough info to figure out your general location and other personal attributes, while also announcing in the thread that you were currently on Tinder. You can't be this retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIHMPc6ZCuI
I honestly just want to crash.
Crash so hard I can't walk for the rest of the week.
>>33398393I swear the people in here get paid for online stalking, probably communist CSIS
>>33398408You came in here with "I'm sooo drunkkkk" and posting random pictures of your eceleb crush. This is what you wanted out of that shitposting, attention. Don't whine about people not touching grass when you're hiding on the internet away from your life with booze and one sided internet crushes. You know I'm right and your YouTube links won't stop that from keeping you up at night. That and your fatherless baby.
>>33398427>midwit is mad he comes here just as often but cant recognize the same patterns
Femanons, are you currently a NEET?
And does your Grill Squad now?
>>33398427She literally shared that detail ITT. You're such a fag
>>33398409>>33398411 isn't me
Here just read the thread https://archived.moe/adv/thread/33354032/#33354883
Femanon with big boobs... please... give me a chance.
>>33398430I won’t mistake some shitlib government worker for thread culture. The dedication to stalking is insane behaviour I’ve only seen in government worms
>>33398435sorry i don't have big ol tiddies :c
>>33398435Those don't exist
>>33398431im a neet until school starts back up in a month
>>33398410>but my uni does not have a nickname, atleast not that im aware ofYou also posted it in another thread three months ago when you moved to this board after getting kicked off the other board.
>>33398428I had less than one drink.
It's just a harmless hobby.
I'm not hiding, unlike you.
Keep seething. It's so fun to interract with insufferable horrible people like you.
>femanons bullying the pretty girl getting more attention than them
wow, its just like high school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
>>33398410Lol this is definitely damage control, you already confirmed a certain building at your school
M or F
Are there any actually enjoyable ways to make money
>>33398432There’s a lot of overlap between reddit ARGs and government work, maybe you find being a reddit detective amusing. You’d be a great fed
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>>33398447>>33398447>>33398447
>>33398434uni of michigan? lame I thought she went to Northwestern or something
hours like these as a guy where I need a woman who's into it and willing but resistant. really need a couple of rounds of facesqueezing, pinned down, body bruising pounding her
>>33398438B-cups are perfectly fine.
>>33398451You honestly thought a retard like her would be in a private uni?
>>33398415Yeah. It's like ...your posts read like they were written in pink ink.
There's actually a thing where people can literally see words spoken and pick up different colors from different people. It's rare and possibly debunked, I haven't checked. But it's a bit like that.
>>33398442So either you were lying about being drunk and purposely slurring your text like a teenager on AOL, or you get drunk with only a glass. Either way, you're a joke. Glad you're having fun. Nobody deserves to live a life like yours without some sort of entertainment to distract from it.
>>33398461BRUUUUUHHH IS THIS 40 YEAR OLD MAN TRYING TO PRETEND HE HAS SYNESTHESIA RN LMFAOAOOOO
>>33398393tbf I don't think umich is that widely used
>>33398462And you're still obsessed with me like a total loser. I'd tell you to get a grip but I think you've typed your chicken fingers all the way off and are using voice to text by now.
>>33398468The point is that Kittenposter has very poor impulse control and doesn't think things through and she is going to get hurt very badly the next time someone puts all the pieces together. The name of her university is nothing, she has dropped worse than that. This isn't the right website for her and she needs to leave for her own good.
>>33398477Yes.
>>33398453really? :3
not b cup but baaaaaarely c cup
>>33398461ning
i didn't change any setting to make my posts pink, but im happy people see them in a cute color ^^
dthhhuuuuhhh girl writes sentences so its pink hurrr durrrrrr
>>33398456>Umich is for retardsLol its considered a public ivy
The average unweighted GPA of entering students is between 3.9 and 4.0
>>33398441>You also posted it in another thread three months ago when you moved to this board after getting kicked off the other board.where was she before and why did she come here
>>33398484I love that I've posted worse but no one gaf
It feels like my thoughts are coming through a tin can attached to a string
>>33398500>UoMAASounds like something the korean girl would scream out while she... forget it
>>33398500>y-yeah we're a 4.0!! (unweighted)lmaooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc
Fuck.
Me.
Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/BmbM5B4NjxY
>>33398510??????
a 4.0 is the maximum possible unweighted
Did you even go to school?
>>33398502Posting "worse" information once as a random anon is meaningless compared to little bits and pieces of info over a period of time with consistent avatarfagging
Do women actually have a concept of loyalty? Can anyone name me some iconic moments from history where a woman or group of women demonstrates extreme loyalty?
>>33398518did you? interesting posting style btw
>>33398484Similar to stealing something that was left out to teach someone a lesson?
What if she wanted to blogpost on a non-anonymous blog, like what if it was blogspot or reddit, wouldn’t that be gay?
>>33398484Isn’t enabling stalking —er, thread culture— way worse? Every single online platform in existence is stalkable
>>33398502I respect you too much to put together all the clues and figure out your secrets. I only do that to people I don't respect.
Are the mods here so agoraphobic that I’ll get banned for posting my own tits?
>>33398529nag I've had the same question in my mind for some time. I'm a light history hobbyist and I haven't come across any. Without getting it twisted there's a lot of disloyalty from men in history but there are cases of extreme loyalty I can think of, but none I know about from a woman.
>>33398533No one would go to a dedicated blog site and reddit doesn't have real time interaction like 4chan
Neither of those options would give her the attention she wants which is why she's here
>>33398541You respect me.. wow
>>33398502because you are not kawaii
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I just want to say I genuinely appreciate you guys for putting up with my schizoness. I just love this man a lot and the rest of the internet sucks.
>>33398558You are kawaii.
>>33398547Because 2chan imageboard is brilliant design? Because underwater basketweaving forums are cool as fuck? You’ll gtfo somebody for posting tits before you abandon the “thread culture” of “achtually just really good at edetective work” stalking
>>33398561As if posting tits was her only offense
And if it were just that it would be fine but she insisted everyone in the thread to go see her tit pics on /soc/. She's here to attentionwhore and farm validation from orbiters since she doesn't have any friends to support her irl, which she has also incessantly blogposted about
There are no tits anymore on the fun parts of 4chan honestly /adv/ would be better as a red board
>>33398574/adv/ would turn into yet another tranny central as a red board.
>>33398573She’s here to post tits and you’re yucking it
>>33398579She posted tits over a month ago and hasn't posted anything of worth since
>>33398573Anon I don't see why you gotta get on her case all the time. Have you seen the rest of these threads lately? It's good to have someone who isn't cynical, hateful, old, or dead inside around here. I'm all four of those things so I would know.
personally i think mayo is more kawaii, even with her flat chest.
>>33398583Then ask her out or something dipshit
I swear you guys don’t understand women and are autistic so you automatically dislike it
>>33398586The bar is low if posting about her tinder matches and asking the thread if she should lose her virginity to an old guy are considered good posts
>>33398591I'm not picking up trash
>please take socialization to /soc/
This isn’t a fucking office karen HR mods, this is a party.
namefags must live a pretty sad life if these threads are like a party to them kek
>>33398606I have lots of sex and mostly spend my time trying not to die. I walk a lot too. I suppose this thread is your ritual (judaic / humiliation)
Is 10 lbs enough to count as weight training
>>33398616NTA but it's too bad you don't spend any time raising your child.
>>33398618where is the 10 lbs?
hanging off your dong from a strap?
>>33398618Yes. You can also use milk jug as weights
>>33398624That’s a 4L milk jug, anon has a huge cock
>>33398618Do it daily
>We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit — Aristotle
>>33398624I have two 5 lbs weights
>>33398652one hanging from each nut?
>>33398654I don't have a nut
>>33398663damn, they got to both hang from the remaining one, then
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should i draw today
>>33398440What are you doing with your vacation babe
I'm going to kill myself demons are trying to bring me down and murder me
>>33398702i wish demons were trying to bring me down and murder me
i'd fight harder to live and succeed, out of spite, and it'd be nice to know somebody cares that i exist or knows my name
>>33398446M
Just depends what you personally find enjoyable
>>33398606>namefags must live a pretty sad lifeI do tbf
>>33398702Nah they're just doing a bit of trolling
>>33397531It's easy: you need to fill each 3x3 box, row, and column with numbers from 1 to 9, no repeats. That's it!
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>>33398466>>33398491I'm not actually literally seeing pink.
It's a pink vibe.
It's a pink aura.
....the fooly cooly, is it pink?
>>33396694>I tried this once when i was a kid and gave upholy shit, you let them all die in the furnace?
It was a really funny experience because I had never played Sudoku before playing 999 but I was still able to intuit the rules and solve it.
>>33398587thank you ! (im crying)
>>33398748wowie i have pink aura
pitch black with twelve sets of razor sharp teeth
>>33396687This one was pretty easy but I'm pretty exhausted so it took me about five minutes, ngl
I just spent a couple hours setting up a busted Chromebook.
>>33398958>33398958Didn't expect anyone to try! I'm pleasantly surprised
However, you made a few mistakes, so this one isn't solved yet
Do you want me to tell you where?
>>33399011>>33398958Actually, it was one mistake, but when I initially looked at the grid and saw 2 fives in the same column and 2 fives in the same row I thought that might've caused more misplaced numbers, but thankfully it didn't
