Thread 33412172

So, the pussy is an inch from the anus. Now if this was me, I’d be embarrassed— but I’m a dude so it’s all copacetic.

All I’m asking is how much more attractive would I be by not being grossed out by the fartbox-to-snizz distance?

>>33412172 (OP)
1%

>>33412174
I can work with that

Like, does the girl in the pic know that shrimp Alfredo comes in butt flavor (not poop) or slightly sweet pasta pussy (not diabetes)?

>>33412172 (OP)
So long as you keep this thought to yourself, it shouldn't matter

>>33412172 (OP)
just think about it as a convenient way to eat both at the same time

>>33412348
No I want to share it. I think this level of intimacy is transcendent and rarely attained.
>inb4 hippie shit

>>33412359
I like the way you’re thinking. I would like to think of bitches as extensions of myself. And vice versa. But it seems like pussy hit stagflation and I can only date 20 yo with daddy complexes.

Is it possible to have a long term relationship with a girl with daddy complexes but no BPD? Hard to resist BPD but I think it can be cured with tantric sexual healing

>>33412172 (OP)
Bro, what are you going on about?
>If that were me, I'd be completely emberassed about something that's true about all women that I have no control over.
Kinda a dumb take, but very feminine all the same. Perhaps you're right about that part
>not being grossed out by the fartbox-to-snizz distance?
Honestly, most guys probably stare at it the whole time. I know I do. It's kinda hot desu. Especially if they wink it a bit.

>>33412172 (OP)
That's why blowjobs were invented

>>33413550
Not all butts stink
>bidet enjoyer

>>33414904
Exactly. And even if she doesn't use a bidet, if she's worth fucking in the first place, her intimates will be presentable and well taken care of.