Thread 33421963

What kind of minimum wage job can I get where there is zero human interaction?

>>33421963 (OP)
Trash collector

>>33421963 (OP)
Sounds like a good question for chatgpt

>>33422135
I wish ChatGPT could make me money

>>33421963 (OP)
lighthouse keeper
night watchman in cemetary
monk

>>33421963 (OP)
There is no such job, since a human will, at some point, supervise you or receive the goods or services that you produce. You would be more likely to think in terms of "hardly any human interaction," in which case a few possibilities come to mind such as panning for gold, collecting aluminum cans for their refund, stealing metal for sale, indeed petty thievery of all kinds (you still have to interact with the "fence.") Trouble is, you almost certainly lack the initiative or agency to do any of those, since your sole motivation seems to be aversion. You have to positively want to do something useful in ordert to have a life that is sustainable. All you want to do is to keep breathing while avoiding people, which won't work on planet Earth.

>>33422335
>lighthouse keeper
>night watchman in cemetary
>monk
NTA. Nope, those all require *some* human interaction. OP said "zero human interaction."

>>33422360
I would also add remote work might have hardly any human interaction, but OP is probably such a agency-less vegetable he could not do even that.

>>33422360
>tasked with giving a list of jobs that require "hardly any human interaction"
>can only come up with stealing shit instead of running a legitimate business
kill yourself

>>33421963 (OP)
There is no such job. But truck driving is the job with the least human interaction per hour worked.

>>33422751
Fuck, I can barely drive prius, much less a huge ass piece of huge truck. Fuck, I'm fucked.

>>33422761
You can learn

>>33422761
I suppose a truck can have a nice big ass, but you'd be a weirdo trying to fuck it.

>>33421964
>Trash collector
It require human interaction

>>33421963 (OP)
Night shift security guard. Patrol every hour or so, otherwise you're sitting and doing whatever media you like. Shit is chill.

>>33422786
Untill that one time when you have to defend the building from an armed robber.

>>33422865
Probably there's a chance, but then don't take the jobs that have anything real valuable. Buildings/condos in construction have nothing of value.

>>33423109
>I like that bathroom sink in that freshly built condo I'm a go steal it
kek

>>33421963 (OP)
Machine operator. You operate machines.
You will always need human interaction. You just need to not be afraid to avoid it, just as you are doing right now

>>33423159
Wow, I didn't know machine operators operated machines. You just blew my mind, bro. That's crazy.

>>33421963 (OP)
there is help for social anxiety, anxious-avoidant attachment, schizoid personality, ptsd etc. you don't have to make yourself suffer just because you got mentally abused in your childhood.

>>33424590
So are all introverts abused as children?

>>33424596
zero human interaction and a crying frog jaypeg is not just simply introversion but fear

back of house or storage guy in a store

>>33424611
>a crying frog jaypeg
oh I didn't know you were an idiot that's offended by small green water creatures

>>33421963 (OP)
Why Is a lil bit of human interaction so bad tho?

Security guard of some factory at night

>>33421963 (OP)
There are none.

>>33424932
Nigga?

>>33421963 (OP)
Grow sum nuts and talk 2 ppl

>>33426231
What kinda nuts? Almond? Cashews?

>>33421963 (OP)
I worked as security guard and there was very little interaction. I mostly played games in my phone at night.

After that I got a degree in accounting, saved tons of cash andnretired by becoming a slumlord.

Now I live off rent. It's very shil.

>>33421963 (OP)
You won't find a job that has you never interacting with anyone at all, ever. You'll find jobs that might leave you alone more or where your workload is more solitary, but you'll eventually have to interact with someone.
Janitor, dishwasher, night shift security.
Again, i must emphasize that there will eventually be some form of human contact.

>>33428116
>becoming a slumlord
This is the way

>>33421963 (OP)
It’s better to just accept human interaction. Jobs that require hardly any will compensate by making you do hard physical labor. Do you really wanna live life on immigrantmode?

>>33421963 (OP)
Do you mean in-person interaction, or any at all?
There are plenty of wfh jobs that pay like shit.

>>33429303
>There are plenty of wfh jobs that pay like shit.
And you don't need a degree for these?
>*transforms into morpheus and looks at you like you know kungfu*
Show me...

>>33429303
>in-person interaction
Yes

>>33429303
show me... please... :'(

>zero human interaction job
lmao

>>33429303
come on... :(

Getting the job that specifically aims to further avoid human interaction will make you weaker.

Get a job in view of people too busy with themselves WITHOUT direct interaction and you'll live an easier life. Think a coffee person who isn't the cashier - just working in the back and people constantly moving in and out. They don't notice you but you'll acclimate yourself to an environment amongst people and naturally become comfortable within it.

>>33421963 (OP)
I want this too but mostly because I fucking despise interacting with people for more than a few minutes a day

Doing landscaping. You activate the mower, mow the lawn, and then if the person you meet approves the lawn you are good. It does not matter if you show up drunk and high, but as long as the lawn or landscaping is good with nothing messed with, you are.

And OP you need socially awkward approving jobs not jobs with no interaction. They exist okay. People who are deaf and blind have them along with autistic people. They are the type of jobs where if you were to randomly crawl in a ball out of stress rocking back and forth you can still do a good job in it.

>>33434101
>I fucking despise interacting with people for more than a few minutes a day
FUCKING SAME MAN I hate dealing with people they are so annoying

Surprised nobody's said supermarket cart pusher. I did this as a teenager and there was ZERO interaction I just clocked in, got a vest from the closet and walked outside to push carts, clock out when the shift is done. It bothered me back then because there was tons of cute girls working as cashiers I never got to interact with.

>>33434238
Oh shit, sounds perfect. I used to work as a grocery store cashier, and I would always see the cart pushers out there and the managers never bothered them about interacting with customers.

I so wished I had their job.

What about personal shopper? Those people that go around the store getting items you ordered online?

Nigga?

>>33421963 (OP)
why, dealing with people is fun and usually much easier than other work

>>33429533
NTA but transcription is one. You have to be good at typing and the whole gig is probably on the way out now with AI looming so large, but look into it. You get paid by the job too, not by hour worked, so there's incentive to go fast for better pay, but also ability to sandbag it if you're feeling bad one day

>>33436483
>You have to be good at typing
Can I cheat and use voice to text (with my voice) to do the typing?

My hands are shit and my typing speed gets worse as my muscles get fucked up from the typing and take weeks of rest to heal and get back to normal.

>>33436569
IDK look into it. Possibly not, since the entire point of the job is to be a human speech-to-text service, but it can't hurt to ask. I'm sure it varies by employer.

>>33436642
I'm not saying to do it directly with the content, I would still be listening to the audio, it's just instead of typing, I use the software to translate my words, that are coming out of my mouth, into text.

Do you feel me, sir?

>>33434345
>Personal shopper
That sounds a bit annoying having to scan through the entire store looking for the exact items someone wants. Requires more thought than just pushing carts around.

>>33437015
>annoying
maybe but I'll take fumbling around a bunch of products on some disorganized shelves over interacting with subhumans any fucking day of the week

>>33437146
You don't have to interact with subhumans pushing carts either

>>33437171
oh what a dream... probably explains why all those jobs are always taken

>>night watchman in cemetery
>NTA. Nope, those all require *some* human interaction
Are you a retarded howie.
For minimum wage there are lots of this shitty jobs.

>>33437524
Howie? Like Howie Mandel?

>>33437428
what a dream indeed

don't get the job with no humans involved, get the one where you around constant flow of people who you don't necessarily need 1on1 with

>>33440405
This is the fucking way man.

When I was a cashier at a big busy grocery store, there was such a constant flow of customers that I barely needed to interact with them beyond "cash or credit?"

And I hardly ever had to interact with them when they put me on the self checkout machines.

Only time was "ID check required please wait for assistance" and they just show me their ID and not say anything and I press a button.

It was fucking great.

>>33436885
Yes I feel you. Thats a good question for the interviewer because i don't know.

>>33440551
ah crud :)

>>33440522
I can tell OP wants to continue being avoidant and it'll only hurt himself in the future.

Jobs like these, I'd say something behind the counter that isn't the register, like preparing the orders is good for people like this - often only communicating with your other coworkers.

It's easier because you're constantly among people who are come and go, they never pay close direct attention to you -- other examples would be like those who work in Walmart and walk around the aisles and set things up. Jobs acclimating you to being comfortable around people on a daily basis make you a more social person even if the actual social element is missing.

>>33440657
You can tell? Oh dear, oh my, oh no...

>>33421963 (OP)
none, sell drugs

>>33434238
Somebody on here had that job. He liked being a 10 foot long metal centipede.

>>33442919
kek

Subsistence farming

>>33421963 (OP)
You must first know that there will always be SOME human interaction at some point, I don't think it's possible for a job to be absolutely free of interaction. I think the important thing is that the job itself doesn't require you interacting with people directly all the time, which is something I can get behind. In that case, there were already plenty of good suggestions on this thread, like nightshift security.

While not technically a job, and it's something that can be quite risky, one can try to gather enough funds and learn to invest. If you play the investment game right, I guess it's possible to make enough money to live, and you don't have to interact with anyone while doing so, but it's harder than it may look.

>>33444616
>but it's harder than it may look
you bet your candy white ass it is... also that's what she said

>>33442870
that's illegal

>>33446473
Very fucking illegal

>>33447822
So illegal in fact that I can't think of the words to express just how illegal it is

>>33421963 (OP)
tech is not min wage and you can work remotely, but don't believe for a second that it won't be annoying just because you don't interact with people in person...

>>33422309
who said it can't? be creative and it might.

>>33422865
just don't? just pretend to do something and hide. it's not like you will get paid well enough to risk your life for the security of your employer.

>>33428116
fuck you, you rentist scum

>>33434238
>no interaction
>surrounded by people
must suck dick

Data entry? Some other kind of remote work that doesn't involve answering phone calls?

Howie you essentially ask questions trying to avoid doing the hard thing.

My God what's the next Howie thread going to be: "How can I eat food without it going through my throat?"

>>33437673
Kek.

>>33450788
Where?! Where are these fucking jobs? Where do I find them?! Cause I don't see 'em.

>>33450788
Good luck finding a legit data entry job that isn't a scam

>>33451060
>>33451081
Who the fuck is Howie? Howie Mandel? The comedian?

>>33421963 (OP)
Security officer. Janitor, accountant.

>>33451647
I love that guy! Funny man he is!

>>33451649
Accountant? Isn't that a Jew's job?

>>33421963 (OP)
Gambling

>>33457008
What sorta benefits does that provide?

>>33457008
Does it have a dental plan? 401k?

>>33457008
Does it have a union?

>>33421963 (OP)
Night security

>>33422865
It’s almost guaranteed that company policy is you not confront anyone, there is too much liability. They’d have you phone it in to the cops and make sure the video cameras are rolling and maybe remotely lock some doors from a control panel.

>>33462898
I see

>>33462870
Do they give you a gun?

>>33469004
Or like... mace or pepper spray... something...

>>33421963 (OP)
warehouse