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>>33440916M or F
Would you ever get a cardboard cutout of someone or something?
Help my love life’s a mess
>>33443629 (OP)M
If it was like a joke thing, sure, it'd be funny to just have the pope in your room
>>33443633It’s a complete and total clusterfuck
I hate you and I hope you and your entire family die in an automobile wreck tomorrow
>>33443633Rude.
They are doing fine, no matter how much 4chan tries to spread hateful propaganda.
Good afternoon, Euro Grills.
My ex misses me and I miss her and my other ex is threatening me and I don’t care for my new girlfriend enough
>>33443642It's like 10AM CEST
>>33443643I think you should impregnate another woman and sire another child.
>>33443640Propaganda? You mean depict them exactly as they are?
>>33443640Can they go do fine in India please Anglo society is full and no you can’t come to the G7
>>33443629 (OP)M
Uh… maybe for a fav video game or movie.
But not of a person (real or otherwise).
>>33443629 (OP)M
I'm not gonna go out of my way to get one myself but if one somehow ends up in my possession you can bet your ass that I'm not going to throw it away
throwing darts at my cardboard cutout of atoga
>>33443647That’s what I’m thinking too
>>33443656I think you should go for a black.
>>33443629 (OP)Male
I had a cardboard cutout of the terminator when I was a kid. My grandfather thought it was cool but I guess thought it was too childish to keep for himself so he gave it to me
>>33443655Ayy-Too-Gah
Ahh-Toe-Gah
>>33443659Fun fact I almost lost my virginity to a bunch of blacks in Norleans when I was 17
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>>33443646How’s Castle life?
>>33443663Almost? What happened
women, could you show me proof that your cat actually loves you?
Does anyone else have advice? Women what should I do
>>33443665My debit card declined at the strip club
>>33443670Play Space Cadet Pinball.
>>33443663Hot
>t.racist and white
>>33443676I’m not even racist I love blacks
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I, too, love Snow Women.
state gender, what are your thoughts about literal 18/19 yo getting fucked by 40 yo + men/women in porn? me, m, its cool i guess.
>>33443677It's a hatesex taboo thing for me.
>>33443640All of the hate is from actual people. State propaganda is pro-jeet. We smell you for what you are.
>>33443640It is one hell of a drug.
Ironic that 4chan falls for it.
>>33443713Yeah, sure... the pro-jeet government is gaining so much from indian hate...
>>33443716Alright.
May you heal one day, Anon.
Women, how important is it for you to be dominated by men?
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I need a shower so fucking bad but it’s almost 5am please help I’m so disoriented
>>33443666Nag but my cat brings me his favorite toys
>>33443730Shut up and get on your knees.
>>33443730I can shower you with cum
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>>33443733Okay sure, but why?
>>33443735I need you to suck my morning wood off, what else would it be?
>>33443730You should definitely find a new therapist.
Girl flashed me her tits
Does this count for the daily quota
>>33443666He’s forced himself between me and my pillow
You guys and gals ever doomscroll then suddenly come across a fan video of some famous attractive person with background music and all of a sudden you feel lonely cause you know you'll never be with someone like that?
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Anons please help I feel so empty and void right now, time is moving so fast I don’t know what’s happening I want to cry what the fuck what the fuck I don’t know what is happening
Ok yeah also I got this message when I was banned for a few days
Picrel
>>33443751I wouldn't want to be with a famous girl. I fucking hate pictures or videos being taken of me. I don't want attention.
>>33443727Only a must sexually
>>33443666F. I'm not convinced he loves me. But I think he likes me. I've had to drain his abcesses before, and he still sleeps in my bed and hangs out with me despite that.
>>33443751For one, that's performative bullshit for likes and clicks, and second, I dont lock myself out of such prospects
>>33443691F. It's hot. But age gaps are my fetish.
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>>33443727Romantically, very. Casual social environments I like it, but it’s not important. everwhere else I would very much not want to be dominated by men who aren’t my superiors
>>33443770And how much older would you prefer him to be?
>>33443770AbuseChad liked this post.
Something that makes me kinda sad is when I see a man in his 30s and I find him attractive
>>33443780how old are you
>>33443784Cause hes old, duh.
>>33443787what is your age limit
>>33443784Because age gaps are immoral
>>3344378520
>>33443778What do you not understand about that simple question?
>>33443796I guess like 5 years?
>>33443797Ok and what was so hard to understand about my question the first time?
>>33443663I lost my virginity to a woman twice my age at 22
>>33443802I just know know why you ask it
>>33443730>>33443752>>33443758Put down your phone and read a light book until you fall asleep.
Put down your phone and read a light book until you fall asleep.
Put down your phone and read a light book until you fall asleep.
You fucking moron, put down your phone and read a light book until you fall asleep.
You said "I'm sorry" but that's fucking bullshit, you're not sorry, you're not going to change your behavior, it's going to be the same shit with you all over again.
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I’m sorry
>>33443780I feel that way as a 30 year old seeing men in their late teens and early 20's. Millenial men were looking so crusty in their youth then it's not far. we got them at their ugliest the whole fucking time our men never had a cute phase. I've been able to fuck a few zoomers but it still makes me mad
>>33443789no they arent. you want people to think youre hot and fuckable when you're in your 30s-40s right?
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Please I’m sorry I won’t do it again
>>33443819Why do you keep coming back here. These threads are only a net negative on your life
I made a funny meme. Should I show atoga?
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>>33443813>>33443815A farmer was walking through his fields when a snake darted out of the grass and bit him. The farmer grabbed the snake and prepared to bludgeon it with his club, but the serpent cried out "I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself". The farmer relented and released the snake. The next day the snake bit the farmer again, of course. The farmer raised his club, but the serpent cried out "I'm sorry, I was having a bad day". The farmer hesitated and considered mercy, but then the snake bit him again, once more crying out "I'm sorry". The farmer had learned his lesson and he beat the snake to death.
Never trust a snake who apologizes but will not change his behavior.
>>33443827NTA, that's a mean one. Bullying with OC is only funny when it's not so venomous.
>>33443816what are you trying to say? youre sad when you see attractive zoomies because... you'll fuck them?
>>33443827This is at the same level as finding funny when a streamer freaks out because someone said nigga.
>>33443841Yeah, like Pewdiepie.
>>33443749>>33443761see. see. I just have to bait women a bit and they bust out defensively with the good stuff like how they're potentially capable of love of small innocent animals. It's so wrong that negging is the only real way to get women to drop their vicious attitudes and open up.
>>33443843lmao are you ok?
>>33443831>>33443841It's funny because she's a horrible person.
>>33443855The meme needs to be funny AND insulting. Not funny BECAUSE it's insulting. That's basic shitposting.
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I’m crying right now. I miss being a kid and playing Minecraft with my friends. I don’t want to get older
>>33443857This. People think that being edgy or offensive is funny, and forget about actually being witty or funny.
>>33443861I kind of miss having friends, but not really.
>>33443220>know you're crying about when I bullied you to crash outThat wasn't me nor does that poster's style resemble mine at all...
Also of course the unauthorised exits have safety alarms
Genuinely are you alright? This was a particularly detached post from you
>>33443861No reason why you can't still play Minecraft and have fun with friends as you get older...
We all age lol, that's life, but you will be fine. Did you manage to get any sleep?
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>>33443864Need this, but she has to be white
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>>33443864> We all age lol, that's life, but you will be fineIt’s won’t be okay. I’m falling behind all my peers. I’m going to get uglier and die a virgin
> Did you manage to get any sleep?no
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TikTok is making me actually cry right now
>>33443869You're doing amazingly though, and it's mot a contest with your peers. You're so young and have your whole life ahead of you. Maybe try to take a nap or something, I'm about to do the same lol. Take care of yourself
>>33443865I hate how attracted I am to black girls despite knowing that having a family with one is not what I want because that means you're participating in your own replacement.
>>33443869>die a virginThat would be a very stupid choice to make.
>>33443880Very nice
Lets see QT’s card
>>33443691F
It's gross and lowkey pedophilic
>>33443880holy shit rule breaker was ghislane maxwell? I have not been keeping up with the drama
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My mom walked in on me sobbing over this stupid Minecraft meme
>>33443896Don't reply to me.
>>33443898Aw
Get some rest lovely
I do miss the Minecraft days lol and simpler times...
It's still a good game tho
Have you see A Minecraft Movie lol
>>33443898you are such a mess
we're perfect for eachother
Qt going off on his friends is always funny.
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>>33443902Okay im finally going to sleep
I haven’t seen it, im scared it’ll ruin my memories of the game
Oh god oh fuck oh shit I have so much stuff I should be doing
>>33443904We all know he is evil and selfish, but it sometimes amazing just how much he loves to hurt others, yeah.
>>33443889I completely blacked out last night like the retard that I am, and am at someone else's house lmao
At least I managed to charge my phone somewhat lmao, time to go home...
>>33443895Do you even know what the word pedophilia means?
>>33443908What the hell lol? They're not "friends" but I've always said how I'm cool with rule breaker and we've had good chats and stuff in the past
See this post for example though
>>33443220 that wasn't even me she was responding to kek and she admitted to trying to spur me on when I wasn't mentally well
>>33443869>I’m going to get uglier and die a virginSame bro
>>33443898Imagine having a mom caring enough to walk into your room
>>33443908Are you crying, fatty? You literally said you bullied him first.
>>33443764What makes age gaps hot to you?
>>33443906Get some rest if you can
It's a fun goofy movie and a sweet nod to some stuff in the game
>>33443918Lmao *grabs popcorn*
K ttyl I need to be doing things today, shit
>>33443840I heard they messed up and started teaching kids a fucked up way of reading, like new math, that has been lowering reading scores. Crazy to see it in real time
>>33443918You're fucking retarded if you think I am the polycunt.
>>33443921Ttyl, babes. <3
The discord at its peak were good timez. People never figured out who I was, lolz.
>>33443926Tell us how qt hurt your feelings, anon. Let it all out, it's okay.
>>33443919>What makes age gaps hot to you?Hard to explain, I just find the contrast erotic and aesthetically arousing. I've always been aroused by the "dirty old man" archetype. And I'm a gerontophile, so old men are just my type. OP was talking about 40 year old men with 18/19 year olds, but I'm thinking more like 60+ year old men.
>>33443935K, baiii <3 xoxo toodles
>>33443936>but I'm thinking more like 60+ year old men.Do you prefer silver fox older guys or out of shape grand dad older guys?
>>33443940Dayumm who is this baddie?
>>33443937Toodles xoxo
>>33443940>Do you prefer silver fox older guys or out of shape grand dad older guys?Oh, the latter all the way. Pervert coded.
>>33443944Would you let this man have his way with you?
>>33443942When are you leaving lol Baiiii
>>33443948I'm walking home now lol cuz have some stuff to do
Tfw I was never cool enough for the discord, despite being an /atoga/ regular for 4 years now
>>33443954I thought you were just going outside lolz I'm going to the moviez later with frens <3
>>33443907same dude but fuckkk it
>>33443932Polluting this general with his worthless brainrot.
>>33443958Nah I was out all night so need to get back
Some baddie gave me like half her cigarettes though so just got her another pack
Anyway what movie are you gonna see? Enjoy
>>33443957Years ago they posted public links here I think
Idk I only went to troll rule breaker and got kicked
>>33443966Rude
>>33443911Yes, I do, and when you try to explain the definition of pedophilia, you sound like a pedophile so stfu.
need italian gf to turn her into an italian wife so bad
>>33443966What are you doing to maintain homeostasis for the fragile, endangered ecosystem that is this thread, then?
>>33443986That's 80% of men now, don't feel too bad.
And of those 20% who are in relationships, they have settled for some fatty or a slut. The 1% that gets quality girls are Chads, rich guys or celebs.
M
Got rejected for the first time the other day
It sucks ive been sad all day today
But it definitely isn't rape lol
things are finally going good for me dating wise
how do I shake the feeling that something bad is about to happen
I feel like this whenever things are going good
>>33443985polluting it with her own worthless brainrot
>>33443992>how do I shake the feeling that something bad is about to happen
>>33443991It certainly can be as traumatic. Both experiences ruin your self-esteem and confidence.
>>33443997Your entire existence being predicated on a hyper niche website, in a hyper niche board of that website, in a hyper niche glorified co-ed chatroom where you hammer home the same retarded shit over and over, for years, is beyond the pale of pathetic. I choose to think you’re not a human being like myself.
femoids, would you try CNC?
>>33444000I mean, sure. But idk what I would even make.
>>33444000I would and have.
>they got another one
GIRLS WHY?
>>33443999I had at least 3-5 anons agree with me and one femanon even agreed with me yesterday. Show some empathy towards others.
>>33444003Not everything is for the male gaze. This might be hard to comprehend for a scrote that does noting that isn‘t helping him to get pussy.
>>33444002what did you make?
>>33444004Your existence is an embarrassment.
>>33444003I don't know who that is nor why you think your feelings are important to her.
>>33444008You are victim shaming. Disgusting behaviour.
>>33444010I can feel your faggy shit eating grin. Seriously, get a life.
>>33444012I can't get a life, I am traumatized by the rejections. I am a rejection victim. What don't you understand?
>>33444007I didn't actually look at the image. I thought we were talking about consensual nonconsent.
>>33444017Yeah, damn, unfortunate. Guess you should spend the rest of your life acting like a smug nigger on 4chan.
>>33444017Nta but I hope you die from the psychological damage.
>>33444002How was the experience?
despite my yellowish teeth and white tongue (rare condition) I still manage to get decent GFs
its a miracle
Women:
What are porn/hentai tropes you find hot?
>>33444024>candida overgrowth Ew.......
>>33444021>>33444020You're the reason why victims are scared of telling people what happened.
>>33444022Too intense, but it was more because of the physical aspects of it than the scenario.
>>33444026Men humiliating themselves by acting pathetic to get off.
>>33444030Good. Those weak fags need to get a grip and toughen up.
>>33444026F. I don't watch porn.
>>33444029its not that, my tongue is white because my immune system attacks my saliva. the white is from the anti bodies
>>33444030You’re the reason, actually, because you made it a form of mockery to get attention.
>>33444036Yeah sure. And you can't afford to get a tongue scraper I suppose?
>>33444038its condition you fag
my tongue becomes white, not some infection on top of it
>>33444024>tfw women have asked me if I get my whitened and say I have great teeth >tfw can't get a gf or laid cause too socially inept
>>33444032Incredibely based.
>>33444039Imagine having to kiss someones zombie mouth and pretending not to throw up a little, lol.
>>33444043someone's jelly
>>33444026Giant monster doesn't care if the woman likes it, but she does and she lives so everyone is happy in the end.
>>33444042I have immaculate taste, yes, thank you.
>>33444035That wasn't his question.
>>33444040I knew a guy with a killer gf and he had black teeth because he never brushed his teeth
I asked her how she managed to kiss him and she said she just didnt think about it
I could never
>>33444044I'd rather kms than sink so low as to date a man who's tongue is rotting in his mouth.
>>33444049its not rotting. it has no odour
imagine a tongue but instead of red its white. thats all it is.
anyway I dont need some fat slob from atoga to kiss me anyways, like I said, Im doing good on my own
>>33444054If you say so mr zombie mouth.
>>33444003Would harass on the street
THis zombie-mouth arc can't be real I refuse to look into it I'm going to believe that this is just a troll I literally cannot imagine a person with zombie-mouth is dating anybody
>>33444062Gross people get dates all the time. Shit is all relative, and most people are disgusting, so a yeast infection of the mouth isn't as bad as it used to be, I guess.
>>33444062I actually looked into it and anon is so lying, lol. This is a symptom of tongue tissue atrophy, the tongue is literally dying tissue. It's usually due to either having fucked up your salivary glands with meds like antidepressant or some systemic issues like diabetes or kidney failure. "I am healthy and this isn't disgusting" my ass.
>>33444048>he never brushed his teethThe fucking state, Jesus christ
Even in the psych ward I was brushing like 3x a day bruh
People like that don't deserve their teeth
>>33444067its called oral lichen planus. look it up properly.
unlike most people I dont get sores either.
I got it after I took oral anti allergy medication that was dubious from an old doctor.
started out as 1 miniscule white patch then grew over time.
nothing I did got rid of it or lowered the symptoms.
>>33444048I knew a tall guy who never took his shoes off and had a foul sock smell when he did on a rare occasion. He was obviously still popular with bitches thanks to his height.
Women, what is your man repellent outfit?
Both genders, have you ever been on a boat? Do you remember getting seasick?
Welp, that induced a weird reoccuring fever dream with that lil conconction I did yesterday.
The one sorta mockingjay esque one I have about doing spy stuff and there's a network of telepathic human seers called auroras and they lay in beds in each room to be monitored like the story character.
god, I have a question for a situation that's just too weird to ask about
women I just want you all to know that I don't get it.
>>33444086I hated it
didnt get seasick but I felt like being tossed around by the sea, like we had no control whatsoever
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>>33444075Which would be a totally different version than the one where your salivary glands dry out due to auto immune issues. Curious how you keep changing the story.
Also, for anyone wondering, pic rel is what that looks like.
Anyone wants some oral? Lol
>>33444086F, yeah, I've been on boats and ships many times. I never hot sea sick.
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>>33444088Spit it out idiot.
>>33444090it has to do with the auto immune system, im not an expert on oral lichen planus
mine looks different. perhaps worse, my tongue is just completely white like an a4 sheet of paper
>>33444086I guarantee I've covered more nautical miles than the rest of atoga put together. and no
>>33444090Damn, I almost want go grab that white stuff with tweezers and peel it off.
>>33444087Of all people, you surely should not be taking any drugs. You already make no sense when sober and keep spewing confused and nonsensical bullshit non stop.
>>33444086Yes as a small child on the north sea and I appearently screamed as long as I see saw the sea. Otherwise I've only been on ferries across the baltic but the baltic is honeslty more of a big lake than an actual ocean
>gross white tongue shit today
>bloody cutting marks yesterday
Stop posting gore, faggots.
>>33444098It was caffeine and the valerian probably. Made me lucid enough to put that one back in my brain vhs.
>>33444086M
Yes of course, I also took several ferries, even with a car.
The only time I got a slight bit seasick was taking a fast boat from South Korea to Japan and we went through a storm.
Waves double as high as our boat and the captain had to switch off the motor so it wouldn't be damaged. lol
>>33444094You said it's because of salivary glands issues. But OLP is a T-cell-mediated chronic inflammatory condition.
Honestly if I had this in my mouth I'd make damn sure I knew wtf it is and what can be done about it and not be content with weird half truths.
>>33444097Ew... It looks contagious
>>33444109I would have jumped over board. Death is better than this.
>>33444113Thanks
Stop staring, creep
>>33444110its incurable
like 1% of the population gets it randomly, its more prevalent in women.
the only "cure" they offered me were steroids but those can cause cancer. I tried the steroids but they didnt do anything.
the steroids mostly help with sores but I dont get sores to begin with so
I dont like having it but none of my GFs have ever complained about it. in fact, none have ever mentioned it.
Should I ask about the woman he knew that we passed on the street but he didn't introduce me to over a year ago?
We had just started dating but now it's bothering me. Would I seem extra nuts? Would he remember?
>>33444109>captain had to switch off the motor so it wouldn't be damagedHow the fuck is water gonna damage the engine
>>33444114lol well it did make me feel uncomfortable, but I have been in much more dangerous situations. We all survived it though.
Generally I don't mind being on a boat.
>>33444119Personally I wouldn't take offence and probably would remember
To normiss it might seem a bit paranoid tho
Just ask casually I guess
>>33444119Why does it matter?
>>33444120I don't know, but we were going up and down on those waves like on a rollercoaster. I thought it might be because it could slam against the rough waters?
Can't imagine ever having a gf or having sex desu
Some of y'all live on another planet
>>33444126just go a hooker
my recommendation: go to some 3rd world country where youre in demand and abuse that. dont even need to find a hooker then, just cheap thots
>>33444119>a year ago>but now it's bothering me.
>>33444120Korean captains are retarded this is a known fact.
>>33444116Thats mainly a concern with Tacrolimus and other topical calcineurin inhibitors. Which isn't the first line of treatment. The first line would be topical corticosteroids, which aren't carcinogenic. Either you have a shitty doctor or you don't really understand what they do and say. Also, you have to use these topical treatments 2-3x a day every day. You sure you did that?
>>33443629 (OP)thoughts on this short improvisation?
https://voca.ro/1ktD9VX0d0nG
>>33444123He knows I'm pretty jealous and working on it, so it could go either way. Maybe I'll ask on a day he isn't working and tired.
>>33444124She was pretty. What if she's in love with him? He claimed to struggle with dating before me but what if he just missed this?
>>33444130It has bothered me multiple times but I've tried to avoid acting on this in favor of other things.
>>33444133then they fucked me over, because what they gave me was carcinogenic. regardless it didnt work. I applied it as often as they asked me to but it was difficult to even get it to stay on my tongue since its so wet and the stuff they gave me was like a paste
>>33444136Comfy
Reminds me of house of the rising sun
>>33444137Women really do be remembering some minor issue from years ago and running you over the coals for it when it suits them
>>33444137You don't fully trust your partner.
Let him fuck you into utter submission to cleanse your mind.
>>33444141You should probably get a second opinion. The active ingredient is available in all kind of forms, from paste to mouthwash. I'd not just take this lying down. Hope you find something that works.
Saw an Asian man today
I should buy a lotto ticket
>>33444146what cuntree do you live in
Plap
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>>33444000>femoids, would you try CNC?Fuck yes. I actually had a friend, who is a machinist, use his to make me some bearings for something I was making.
>>33444003>GIRLS WHY?I don't get it
>>33444026>What are porn/hentai tropes you find hot?Corruption and marathon sex, at least in hentai. Porn doesn't care about the story and ends as soon as the guy cums.
>>33444086>have you ever been on a boat?Yes, and I didn't particularly care for it.
>>33444139>plapCounter offer
>>33443982nonsensical post
>>33444086M. I grew up around boats. I don't get seasick.
Give me one reason not to go buy a coffee and a breakfast sandwhich
>>33444153>Counter offerplap plap plap
>>33444157Because I'm close and you need to hornypost to help me get there before I have to leave work.
>>33444161Uuh, little boys, knotting, anal rape by jason whilst he calls you a cotton picker? Did this help?
Single girls, why aren't you looking for your husband?
>>33444161Did you mean leave for work?
>>33444140here you go man
>>33444157you'll regret not asking the barista out. better not risk putting yourself out there in the first place.
>>33444162That didn't help, no.
>>33444166I meant what I wrote.
>>33444135What do you see?
>>33444168Its cool I do the drive thru
>>33444145well thanks. Ill check it out. I didnt know they had other treatments.
>>33444171Damn, picky today whilst wasting your employers time.
It's National Girlfriend Day!
Make sure you all tell your girlfriends how much you love them.
>>33444157>Give me one reason not to go buy a coffee and a breakfast sandwhichThat money could be spent on perfectly good cocaine.
>>33444159>plap plap plapI find your terms acceptable.
>>33444176>national girlfriend dayno, fuck that, women get enough bullshit holidays
>>33444129No money or rizz for that, also don't agree with prostitution
>>33444176What a picture.
Good afternoon European huzz
>>33444175Fuck you. I've earned this time with my amazing efficiency. I have to wait for my boss to get some things ordered before I can do more.
>ask girl out as were walking and staring in front of us
>look at her face
>she's genuinely smiling because I asked her out and wasnt faking it because we werent even making eye contact prior
>she says yes obviously
its that easy sometimes
>>33444175nta but realistically most employers will waste far more of your time than you ever will of theirs no matter how much you try, like as lazy as I try to be it seems everyone around me somehow manages to do less
>>33444176>Make sure you all tell your girlfriendsYou posted this on purpose didn't ya
>>33444176>That money could be spent on perfectly good cocaine.You can't buy good coke for that cheap
But I agree don't bother eating, just save for the tick bill instead
I haven't eaten anything in days and am on the comedown kek
>>33444183The life of chad
>>33444163boys are taught that if they are hungry they should go get a snack, girls are taught to loudly declare they are hungry until someone fixes the problem. This approach does not work with finding a man.
Wtf the place has like no customization for the sandwhich. Could make a better one at home but for some reason their coffee better
>>33444172I see you seeing me.
>33 Repetition of the path of understanding.
>44Sacred limitation. Split between mercy and severity.
>41 Em, the mother. Aleph-mem, air and water. Mental-emotional interaction.
>72The 72 names of god. Divine fractality, identity dissolved in multiplicity.
Added together, it becomes 1 again. Kether, the crown. The seeing that sees itself.
>>33444183>ask girl out>she says she has a boyfriendIt's that easy sometimes
>>33444190Customisation?? Are you in a video game?
>>33444177>women get enough bullshit holidaysI suppose you don't want us to celebrate National Boyfriend Day on October 3rd?
>>33444187>You posted this on purpose didn't yaMaybe
>>33444192>she says she has a boyfriendFuck her boyfriend
>>33444192You either get the big expensive bagel with lox 2 eggs cheese bacon and ham or 1 egg bacon and cheese, but I want lox but not ham
>>33444189Never heard anything more retarded. Congrats.
>>33444192>>she says she has a boyfriendyoure supposed to find out if they have a BF before you ask them out
>>33444193>Fuck her boyfriendI'm not gay tho
>maybe Meanie
Anyways have a lovely time with your gf you gaylord
>>33444197>supposed to find out if they have a BFFBI OPEN UP
I was just speaking hypothetically, I don't actually meet girls or ask them out but this is what I presume would happen
>says she has a boyfriend
>never seen her with a guy ever
Ladies, what is your experience with curved dicks?
Mine curves down, some positions are good, others don’t really work. Doggy is good but only if the girl really bends down and puts her ass up. Need to try some more positions.
>>33444201He goes to another school, nerd.
>>33444176I'll tell her, but then she'll want me to sit on her face.
>>33444202Idk, so far all the dicks that went inside me were pretty straight.
>>33444136Wicked improv anon
>>33444195>I want lox but not hamTalmudic Post
>>33444202The curve and angle of a dick don't matter much unless they're extreme and you're pretty big. Otherwise, dicks are way more flexible than dildos so they just work. With a downwards curve, obvs anything from behind would be great, at least to me. It really depends on other factors like length, girth, and shit like that.
>>33444204Well I guess that’s fair. This one girl was always alone because her bf is a nursing major and probably very few classes on the main campus.
>>33444201She keeps him locked in the basement
>>33444191I see you morphing. Returning. Different. Awareness of the sharp details.
>>33444214This begs the question of how humans managed without cotton rounds.
>>33444202>really bends down and puts her ass upThat’s how I do doggy
Solomonic issue
Written on a tissue
Don’t you realize that God is with you?
I’m crying
>>33444209>>33444210Bro im gonna eat the bacon, I just think ham is shit
>>33444189The female equivalent of announcing your hungriness for men is dressing goth, I recommend trying that first
>>33444216You can just say I'm stuck :P
>>33444220Just take the ham off.
>>33444222What are you hiding from?
>>33444219>lox and ham>kabbalistic numerology >cotton rounds I see it, yes. But why you weepin?
>>33444226https://youtube.com/shorts/d2r_LU6beVw?si=FyXw95eRs9lIe1rq
>>33444211Well, i am pretty big. And in certain positions i need to kind of guide it with my hand because it otherwise doesn’t work or i slide out.
>>33444191>>33444216Fuckkk ooffff with your spamming shit.
>>33444234No u.
Can ai see your thread police loicense?????
Now I want lox. Damn you all.
>>33444231Well is the issue that your gf is uncomfortable? Because that probs has more to do with your size than the curve of your dick. I've only been with one guy who was big, but he had an upwards-ish curve. Honestly, the least painful position was on my side, it really helped limit how deep he went. If it wasn't for the fact it made me want to kms with how much the position made me queef during sex, I'd suggest it to everyone.
>>33443770>everwhere else I would very much not want to be dominated by men who aren’t my superiorsWhat kind of men are your superior?
>>33444241No its more a mechnical issue on my end, that the thrust goes kind of forward then down instead of straight in. Sideways sounds good need to try it
>>33444244https://youtu.be/9AEoUa0Hlso?si=dLBQWmWQBH33p5I2
>>33444248I simply have one question.
New computer?
>>33444237>loxI had to google that.
You can get a waffle instead of bagel but then you have to have sausage instead of bacon wtf
>>33444249Heheheh, I am anonymous.
>>33444250It's good stuff.
>>33444252Why are you so fucking autistic?
>>33444247Forward plus down with a downwards curve is def going to dig in deep if you're big. Which can be really hot if done slowly enough. Have you tried letting her be in more control? I find that setting the pace and depth first and asking a guy to try and replicate it by sensation really helps set a starting point for figuring out what everyone involved likes and can do.
>>33444254Never had it, but I'm also not eager to try it desu.
Seems very nordic.
>>33444255Advanced parental age is a common factor but both mine were early 20s
Might have something to do with my gut biome
>>33444261I think you are just a spoiled brat that never had to go hungry. Just eat the damn food, holy shiiit.
>>33444257If you like salmon in general I can't see not liking lox.
>>33444265Pretty neat if you ask me.
>>33444263Im paying ten bux for fast food, they can at least make it my way
>>33444268If you want custom food then go to a damn place that offers custom food. You are that annoying karen that thinks she is the center of the world and the whole process has to be altered to fit your baby princess preferences.
>>33444183It doesn't count until your dick is actually inside of her. Bitches say yes to men all the time then come up with excuses not to meet up later.
>>33444266I like it on sushi and I have made it fried.
But on bread as a sandwich is not my thing for fish.
>>33444267Why’d you do it?
>>33444273Just felt like it. It has annoyed me since forever anyways.
Both genders, how do you eat ice cream? I know the typical things is to lick it, but i've always eaten it with small bites, am I the only one?
>>33444277In a cup with a spoon.
>>33444277F, licking. The point is to savor it. People that bite ice cream probably also never really paid attention to the lyrics of their favorite song.
>>33444261I suspect the association between high parental age and autism is often overestimated due to autism itself being correlated with high parental age. The largest factor involved is likely genetics and assortative mating. Autistic people (including subclinical variants) are more likely to marry autistic people and have children late in life, resulting in an increased likelihood of those children being autistic.
>>33444277F
Licking with small bites in between.
>>33444276Interesting. Well, good for you
>>33444285Mhm. So what are you up to?
>>33444277M I more bite it
>>33444277>i've always eaten it with small bites,M, same, chomp dat shit
>>33444283F
That means there is still hope for me?
*hearteyes
>>33444256Soond good, ty
She goes rather fast but slowing down should help yeah
Just ate a whole bag of chocolate espresso beans. Will my heart explode?
>>33444301Thats sad. Anything that can be done about it?
>>33444136Love this tho <3
I remixed ur shit again https://voca.ro/1aLGKYsQp29i
>>33444297Depends on what you mean by hope. Given the fact that you're here, your kids are probably going to inherit the autism from you and whatever autistic weirdo finds himself attracted to someone like yourself. There is no need to worry about de novo mutations causing autism because it already runs in the family. Therefore you can stop worrying and breed away.
>>33444304You'll get gassy and feel wide awake and then be grumpy and tired the next day.
>>33444307>>33444301can't you just fucking use discord, you always post the same shallow shit
>>33444304bruh you're not supposed to eat those
you'll be fine prolly, just prepare to shit
>>33444304You'll either get the shits or be mad constipated
Thoughts on horses, horse girls and guys who like them?
>>33444304You won't sleep much tonight, and you'll get the shits. But you'll probably be okay tomorrow.
>>33444304Maybe if you are a weakling.
>>33444319>Thoughts on horsesI prefer ponies
What if I said I sit at a tri monitor desk for 9+ hours a day?
>>33444202Positions like doggy and reverse cowgirl are probably going to work better for you.
>>33444284I wish I was the ice cream
>>33444248banger
I used to listen to this lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu3FQ1qDzUY
>>33444201Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
>>33444277F. Deepthroat it so nobody asks to try it.
>>33444325I have a friend who does this and he looks like shaggy from scooby doo
just make sure to eat well and exercise/get outside too
Why does "i dont think we'd be compatible" feel like "i dont think you deserve love"
I know thats not what she's saying about thats what it feels like
>>33444163>Single girls, why aren't you looking for your husband?I'm gay.
>>33444326True. Missionary not so good
Need to try piledriver
>>33444334would you let your gf wear a suit to the wedding tho
>>33444301I hope you feel better soon buddy <3
>>33444319I've always wanted to try horse meat.
F
Listening to Brahms: Violin Concerto in D major, Op.77
What is your playlist vibe fo tday?
>>33444309Uh, yea
All my niggas in atoga (wassup)
Yea the femanons know us (oh yea)
When the truth nuke blows up (uh)
All the glowies finna show up (fuck yall)
Are you rockin wit the OC beat?
Horny questions and femanon feet
Post tits or you get asked to leave
We do coke nigga, never smoke weed
>>33444330I had a friend who used to lick her chocolate ice cream bar all over then wave it around like "anyone want some?? :D" lol she was funny
(ngl it was kinda hot I would've still eaten it)
>>33444341Random shuffle of every Iron Maiden album,
>>33444270I just made ny own food lol
>>33444341M, kpop they got to me
>>33444340There is people that haven't had horse meat?
Whats your fav foid flavor of giant square glasses?
Black, Clear or Clear Pink
>>33444350Next time just go with that option right away if you are this pedantic about what you eat.
>>33444341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0EMLqRRC_Q
>>33444333>Why does "i dont think we'd be compatible" feel like "i dont think you deserve love"I've no idea. It's clearly not what she(?) meant.
>>33444332Manhattan cafe soon
>>33444338>would you let your gf wear a suit to the wedding thoWe both will. Morning suits.
>>33444356ERRRRMUHHGAWWD
yes. i am obsessed.
>>33444352>There is people that haven't had horse meat?It's illegal to sell horse meat for human consumption in the UK.
>>33444325>What if I said I sit at a tri monitor desk for 9+ hours a day?I would wonder why you were suddenly volunteering this information for no apparent reason.
>>33444341>Brahms: Violin Concerto in D major, Op.77banger <3
>>33444341>What is your playlist vibe fo tday?on a melancholic house music vibe rn https://voca.ro/196zBUko5Xcl
>>33444343fuck these are actually bars lol
https://voca.ro/1gFl5OxeaePC
>>33444355Or they could offer lox on more than one item. You have the lox, I want lox, but I want the normal sandwhich not the crazy one. If only there were a way...
Boom ten dollars in sales lost
Do women prefer to be submissive, dominant, or generally lile to switch?
>>33444354Nice neutral colors and or black mixed with neutral colors
>>33444375>UHM EXCUSE ME WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE RED AND BLUE BALLOONS TO CHOSE FROM? I WANT A PINK ONE, UNDERSTOOD? A PINK ONE!!!!>I AM THE CUSTOMER HERE!!! SEE THIS MONEY?? YEAH YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF A DEAL AND A LOYAL CUSTOMER you actually are the OG karen, lol
>>33444381most lean submissive but can be a bit switchy
dommes are much rarer but exist
>>33444381Women aren't a monolith.
>>33444381submissive obviously
still think about the BPD slut I met years ago, things never worked out
>>33444381>generally lieThis.
And they eat hot chip.
It has recently come to my attention that hot chip is a resteraunt name and not that they like spicy chips
>>33444369I am curious what others are doing all day or if others were a potato, like me
>>33444383Thats a lot of money left on the table for girl gender reveal parties
>>33444351based, which bands?
I fw NewJeans
>>33444277F
Not to be too graphic, but I lick it like it just sat on my face
>>33444391Capitalism loses once again.
>>33444393What's that supposed to mean?
I'm about to get the groceries.
I got barely any plan what to buy, but I am excited to figure out what I am going to eat for dinner.
Probably no salmon though.
>>33444399why not salmon?
have a nice shop and tasty dinner <3
>>33444381>Do women prefer to be submissive, dominant, or generally lile to switch?Different women prefer different things.
>>33443629 (OP)Can I fuck a skinny girl as hard as I want if I only have 6 inches?
>>33444406er no, listen to the girl and use your common sense
>>33444406"Only"? That's above the 80th percentile, anon. Stop watching porn.
>>33444409>above the 80th percentile, anonpajeets and asians skewing that percentile heavy icl
Wife literally begs me to impregnate her and even tells me to strike bodybuilding poses and then starts looking desperate and crazy and goes "you are so beautiful please cum in me" and says "thank you thank you" during sex and this is what I wanted all my life AND WRITING ABOUT IT IS MORE AROUSING THAN ACTUALLY DOING IT I WANT IT TO STOP I WANT TO BE A NEET AND BE ALONE AND PLAY CRPGS AAAAAAAAAAAA
I guess this is how women feel when their partner is perfectly beautiful and does everything right and they are just not in the mood. I'm not gay btw.
>>33444413What’s your question
>>33444413>I WANT TO BE A NEET AND BE ALONE AND PLAY CRPGS AAAAAAAAAAAAcan we trade places bc my life is ass and I never had sex
>>33444357It just hurts. She the first girl ive talked to online that didn't just ghost me or was just looking for hookups
>>33444415I just wanted to get this off my chest and the get it off my chest thread is too depressive
>>33444416Sorry I am in too deep now I have feelings for the woman
>>33444396Has your face ever been sat on?
kpop
md5: e3df183beb6278c4ec06820a149a79eb
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>>33444392I was listening to the kpop demon hunters soundtrack. Now I am looping picrel. I will explore more later. It is crazy to me that JUMP is straight up a techno track
>>33444428Do I sense an offer incoming?
Women, how is your handwriting?
Is 6 inches even enough for someone to ride?
>>33444444stop what you are doing
>>33444426>thread is too depressivego to reddit or something then
>>33444429KATSEYE is another fave of mine
you got good taste lol
yeah Jump is fun, samples Meet Her at the Love Parade (German trance classic)
>>33444447Answer the question
>>33444440>tfw complimented a chinese girl on her handwritingits joever for me isnt it
>>33444440I think it's good. I've posted it ITT before and rarely saw complaints.
>>33444406Yes. Make sure you both shower before the sexo
>>33444444>Is 6 inches even enough for someone to ride?I think most horses are probably much taller than that, if that's what you're asking.
>>33444420>It just hurts.I'm sure it does. But that doesn't mean you should assume she's lying. She probably means exactly what she says.
>>33444406>Can I fuck a skinny girl as hard as I want if I only have 6 inches?If she's really skinny she may not be able to take six inches, and almost certainly won't enjoy being jackhammered. How about going a bit gentler so she can enjoy it too?
>>33444444>Is 6 inches even enough for someone to ride?F
Yes, also check'd. Nice sextuple, Mr. 6 incher.
>>33444444I don't think it's enough for someone to grab.
>>33444477It's too thick for me to wrap my fingers around anyway
>>33444163Because that's illegal to stalk him and I don't think he would like that.
>>33444341on a lofi vibe now https://voca.ro/1liVtIgulMGl
Women, are you grateful that you were born in a western country where you have rights and get treated like a human?
>>33444420It's hard not to take it as a personal rejection, isn't it? Even when you know nobody's to blame.
Women don't get excited about normal cocks, they don't care
>>33444413Yeah no shit, loving someone and being attracted to them doesn't mean you are in the mood 24/7.
>>33444465Am I to understand that skinnier correlates totightness?
>>33444480Just ask him on a date and fuck him already
>>33444487I literally touched myself at work today thinking about the outline of a professor's junk I got to see when he came in wearing sweatpants since he only stopped by to pick stuff up. Normal cocks are hot because they're real.
>>33444485They would rather invite them to the West. Remember those "refugees welcome" foids and now every big European city looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LMz0xAsNPY
>>33444485No, I would love to be able to just use that as an excuse to stay in my room forever, not go to work or school and spend my day cooking food and looking after my cousins. Sounds comfy.
Both genders, if you could bring someone from the dead (any artist, writer, scientist, politician, leader, etc.) from the dead to the current day and show the state of the world and the influence his work ended up having, who would you choose?
>>33444485Yes. I imagine that I would likely be more stupid than I am rn unless I got access to a phone by a miracle and then escaped.
>>33444500Depends. Can I fuck him, too?
>>33444485They are not, a girl I knew came here from India and would constantly talk shit on how bad it was for her over there, and she still complains about feminist bullshit now that she's over here, most amusingly the "white male patriarchy" in her fucking delhi accent as though the white men aren't the only thing standing between the XX Chromosome set and eternal slavery.
>>33444505If you manage to convince him, sure.
>>33444500I'd bring back Miura and tell him to finish the fuck up
>>33444500M, Hitler just so he could seethe
>>33444500M
Probably HP Lovecraft since he never had widespread success in his lifetime and I think he'd have liked to know how far his influence ended up spreading. I'd pick Howard, but he'll watch the Conan the Barbarian movie one time, then go kill himself again because his mom is still dead.
>>33444500Questions like this really hammer home how much of an anti social loser I am
I could not even think of one name
>>33444500The hobo who called himself jesus.
See how devastating his attention whoring was.
>>33444516>anti social loserYou mean; Unimaginative and not well educated.
Gonna be honest, having a voluntary female slave sounds pretty cool
>>33444516This is a stupid and pointless question. Not thinking of any name is the only right thing to do
>>33444523how can you be a voluntary slave
>>33444517>brings back Jesus>Jesus smugly tells him he just fulfilled the prophecy of the second coming>leads his armies to liberate Jerusalem from the synagogue of satan>Jesus immediately goes from being perceived as a wise man to a cheeky cunt once he adapts to modern slang
>>33444525Its called a fast food job
>>33444524That’s kind of you but the question was fine, I am just a retard
>>33444526I was gonna say hadrian but now this is my answer
>>33444500F, maybe Wittgenstein, so he can have a melty over LLMs or Wallace so he can suicide himself again over escalated irony collapse.
Or maybe Aurelius so he can see his diary has been turned into sigma gigachad memes for discord servers.
Tough choice.
I'll go with Gödel, just because I want to ask him wtf his problem was with his disordered eating.
>>33444523I would rather be her slave involuntarily (but she would be hot and a good owner in this fantasy)
>>33444527food service is hell on earth lol
>>33444526Some interesting bible characters you could bring back. Solomon, job, moses
when I make plans with a guy friend Im like 99% sure they'll show up unless something extremely important happens at the lat minute
but with women?
I never know. It's always a 50/50. could be the first time oculd be the 8th time, theyre always unreliable
>>33444492How tho? Wouldn't that be weird and parasocial?
>>33444480You're a horrible single mother, why aren't you putting your kids first, their are much better single mothers that put their kids first.
>>33444539opposite experience for me lol, women tend to be more organised
>>33444086Male
Yeah I spent a lot of time on boats as a kid. Fortunately never got seasick
>>33444540NTA, how could you possibly have issues with being parasocial? You're a tripfag on 4chan.
>>33444531>meltyI assumed from the name that this was some sort of tasty sandwhich with melty cheese, but from your usage that may not be the case
>>33444553I meant a mental breakdown, lol.
>>33444544Good morning QT.
>>33444557why? whats so funny
>>33444554Is it a new phrase?
Id really like that sandwhich now, or maybe a doughnut
mNazrv6
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Girls and their made up little problems are so cute and silly, for example
>>33444540
>>33444562Idk if it's new. I've been using it for a while.
Maybe you should make yourself one.
>>33444563Please let me die
>>33444536>SolomonHe arrives in Tel Aviv to great fanfare, and gives a mighty speech before the Jewish people. For the first minute there is applause, then confusion, then finally anger and boos as Solomon explains the Talmud is a perversion of the law and must be banned throughout the state of Israel, followed by his announcement that he's taking four Palestinian women and one of Trump's daughters as concubines who will be the new administrators of the region. Solomon maintains an iron grip on the Jewish population by threatening to lower their credit scores.
>JobHe participates in a roundtable debate with Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and several other redpill influencers, his righteous words and charisma ending their careers and cementing him as the de facto leader of the "incel movement." For a few minutes women everywhere rejoice, until he disparages the faithless godless women who lack the faith to suffer in dignity, leading to even more strained gender relations as young men embrace religious stoicism and isolation.
>MosesHe's probably pretty pissed about the Talmud's existence and wields a series of divine miracles to give Netanyahu pox sores and tornadoes destroy most of the IDF forces until they kneel before him and the various Levite descendants he's militarized, he establishes a new theocratic state with himself at the head, all rabbis are required to desecrate a copy of the talmud to join. He probably asserts himself as the new authority and demands all Muslims and Christians in his realm convert to his neo-archo-Judaism, he disparages Christianity and Islam as Golden Calfs and dedicates most of his time to hunting down rebellious orthodox Jews in his own country.
>>33444564God I wish I had that job.
guys want morning sex but gals don't. is that because gals don't want to feel stretched out all day?
>>33444558goood morn
(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
>>33444444GET OF TRUTH
SIX INCHES IS ENOUGH
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT
>>33444539Male
For me I've had an experience closer to about 75% of the time I get ghosted, with men specifically. With women, they're usually late more than anything, but I haven't had as much opportunity to make plans with them in general
>>33444569That's kinda gay
>>33444526But he will just be seen as a Middle Eastern hobo again.
Men would you let a woman direct your pee
Would you trust her to not blast yourself in the face?
>>33444570No, I love that feeling. The issue is, I don't feel freshest first thing in the morning. I want to shower and do my hair and all that before sex.
>>33444566Oh man, I wish I were onventive to make up a new word that everyone started to use
>>33444567As you wish
But why?
>>33444500>>33444513Yeah I'd go with Lovecraft too, I think he'd be touched seeing Cthulhu is basically a household name now
>>33444558that wasn't me lol
I was actually about to defend you and say we don't know the deets about your kid but now I don't want to
>>33444568>young men embrace stoicism and isolation.That already happen
>>33444576>Men would you let a woman direct your peeYeah if that's what she's into
>Would you trust her to not blast yourself in the face?She's in control, whatever happens happens
>>33444564this reminds me of when I was in the hospital as a kid and the nurse had to help me piss lol when I was first recovering
>>33444576Face yes, but i bet some gets on the floor
Another day of diet and exercise. My goal is fucking women. I don't even want a GF anymore, that desire is killed and dead. I just want women to use as sexual objects but legitimately, not even being edgy.
>>33444568>Solomon maintains an iron grip on the Jewish population by threatening to lower their credit scores. Kek
>>33444578As you wish. I will start using oventive now.
>oventiveFrom latin "ovum" and suffix -ive, meaning incubating slowly
Example: His oventive ideas still influenced the curriculum years later.
>>33444594Damn it, I misread it. You actually said oNventive. Whateverrrrr
>>33444591>I just want women to use as sexual objectsyuck
>>33444551Wdym how am I having problems? That's a real person, not another tripfag.
>>33444576no that would be horrifying. she wouldn't know what she was doing
>>33444591>i am becoming an object for women's pleasure, not to be edgy but i will become my best version and take care of all the slampigsOk man, I'll let you tongue my asshole if you get a tattoo
>>33444599How much do you weigh.
>>33444594>>33444595I like the yes and positive vibes.
I and O keys too close for fat fingers.
Back in my day we used t9. Could text whipe drivong on those nokia phones and not have to look down.
Nope, don't make em like they used to
>>33444576Only if I like her. I'd be more worried about her blasting herself in the face desu.
>>33444586Very emo. Aren't we all?
>The dreadful loneliness of being a single person in a universe of others, each sealed in their own skullOr sumn
Women
Would you date a man who unironically hopes the U.S. nukes China and Russia?
>>33444603I think I could still do it. Write texts under the desk in class.
>>33438886 what's that about satanic hymns
let's rock and roll https://voca.ro/17gizOJcUfMB
>>33444606>"The dreadful loneliness of being a single person in a universe of others, each sealed in their own skull"that one alternative "not like the other girls" girls that the protagonist meets in an indie record store in a Disney channel movie be like
>>3344460255 kilos, why? Women can order fit dick to their doorstep at any weight
>>33444610>Would you date a man who unironically hopes the U.S. nukes China and Russia?I wouldn't date a man who didn't.
State Gender
What is your relationship with your dad like?
>>33444615Kiss me you fool
>>33444612>that one alternative "not like the other girls" girls that the protagonist meets in an indie record store in a Disney channel movie be likeCorrect
>>33444614>55 kilos>A fucking europoorYou're like a tiny dog talking shit. Go hit up one of those guys then. There's literally nothing attractive about a fucking delusional euro bitch yipping like she's not half my size. I'm sure you can find some tattooed alcoholic in some baltic/Slavic shithole to tongue your shithole.
>>33444618M
Very good. I wish I could be better for him, and to measure up.
>>33444625might start using that ^^
>>33444640nooo
>>33444618Male
He's dead but it was pretty bad. He never treated me like a son just a friend, even called me his best friend since I was 10. He never took interest in anything I did other than sports, had me every weekend (my parents divorced) but never spent time with me, and always seemed to prioritize every other kid whether it was a cousin or his wife's kids. He may as well not have been there at all except I attribute him taking me from my home every weekend for my stunted social skills
>>33444642I mean if you do you may as well go all the way with "myaoning"
>>33444610Where would we get out cheap chinkshit that th U.S. is dependent on then bro
We literally have no industry
No steel
No computers
China would make use bend the knee after a one week embargo
>>33444649good myaoning n happy first of august everyone
>>33444642>noooIts afternoon for me
>>33444618F. We're very close; I can tell him everything. From a young age, he'd read to me and show me cool films - they're some of my favourite memories. I still see him regularly and he shows me cool films and we talk a lot, about everything. He gives me advice and support.
>>33444618M
Great. He's a good man and father.
>>33444618M
Good
but I feel like I'm a disappointment even though he sys I'm not
>>33444652Either make the jobs domestic or if you have to make it come from a country that gives cheap labor that doesn’t subvert our country from within and also through the internet
Just don’t work with China bro they hate us so much and we suck their dick
>>33444618M, you people have dads?
>>33444618F, pretty good.
>>33444618M
Great
He's visiting me today actually
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>>33444618M
Not as close as I'd like honestly, I can tell he doesn't like the person I've become, he doesn't like the way I manage my family or raise my kids, he doesn't like my views on pretty much any social or economic issue. We are cordial and spend holidays together and stuff, I do enjoy my time with him but there's this sort of undercurrent where I think he feels like he failed to impart his moral values to me, and I think he blames me for "corrupting" my younger siblings as I'm the oldest, but my opinion on that is that we all came to the same conclusions separately.
>>33444666Haha look at this dude with no dad xd
If you get let go or fired at work and take severance pay does that mean you cant collect unemployment?
I blame weak men for the increase in dominant women. Dominant women are disgusting and retarded.
>>33444675I don't think so.
This guy on discord is trying to tell me about the benefits of dropshipping, should I hear him out? qrd?
>>33444677dominant women are awesome and hot what are you on about
>>33444680don't get scammed
>im so excited I cant wait to see you!!!
>ghosted
women everyone
>>33444677Someone has to take over now that men have become submissive little babies.
>>33444687She didn't want to ruin the illusion.
>>33444618M
Good but we could be closer
>>33444692wow how thoughtful of her if she was going to ghost me anyway
>>33444694Welcome to 2025.
>>33444677What increase, it feels like they're more submissive than ever
All I want is a dominant gf
>>33444675nope, you can still apply for and be on unemployment benefits even if your previous job still owes you money/is going to pay you
>t. am doing this currentlyat least in my country you can also claim benefits on top of that for having a disability/mental disorder or something (but eh I cba)
>>33444677Only weak men like weak women.
>>33444687I knew a dude that drove across the US, literally coast to coast, to meet a girl, and stayed there for a week, only for her to ghost him as soon as he got into town
Women are brutal sometimes
>>33444341what the fuck that's like one of my all time favorites, which recording is it? i like heifetz the most.
>>33444341Probably the same Silent Hill soundtracks it's been for the past month
When someone moves into town, joins my friend group, and immediately gets a bf/gf while I haven't found one in 6 years here, I wonder if I'm not trying hard enough, trying too hard, or what.
>>33444705He deserves it for being retarded desu.
>>33444705I knew a crazy homeless dude that would talk ad nauseum online about how the best pairing was dudes in their 30s and 40s with women between the ages of 16 and 25. He got tricked into traveling hundreds of miles across the country with no way back. It was hilarious.
>>33444711You're just not desirable.
>>33444705to be honest its kinda stupid to drive that far for a first date
like you'd only do that with someone youve dated for a long time
>>33444716The way he talked I think they'd been in a LDR for a while but I'm not sure since after it happened he refused to mention anything about it again
>>33444713>crazy homeless dude that would talk ad nauseum online about how the best pairing was dudes in their 30s and 40s with women between the ages of 16 and 25damn, I'm like this except I think guys 16-25 should date and have sex with women in their 30s and 40s
>>33444677Dominant women don't exist it's pure virgin fantasy
>>33444618M he's dead and i never knew him
>>33444689Women's biological imperative is not to take over but to simply cause conditions to deteriorate until men have no choice but to take control again, see broadly the state of society.
>>33444680dude that fucking happened to me once i wonder if it's the same person
I consulted with the high priestess of the forbidden archives, she elucidated some rather interesting things about you.
>>33444618M
He is a good dad but he is a normie retard, but I don't complain much
>>33444720Won't work, if women want to date younger men they have to date like older men do, pay for shit, be the pursuing partner, and provide fun and new experiences, women will instead stamp their feet and demand an 18 year old that can somehow provide the lifestyle of a 50 year old.
Admittedly I did hagpill and live a cushy life now because of it with my older wife, but the amount of bullshit that people throw your way has convinced me I'm more of an anomaly than anything that could be replicated on a wide scale.
>>33444732What did she say?? Is she into me?
>>33444732Please take anything my ex wife says with a grain of salt.
>>33444720Do you also harass couples on the street, try to take advantage of young homeless women, and go on angry pedophilic rants?
>>33444732Is it the promised time?
The average male itt probably has bigger tits than the average female...
>>33444732If she didn't say anything about how fat my ass is, she was probably talking about somebody else.
>>33443629 (OP)My current physique is trash and undesirable. What steps do I need to take to look better, more attractive, "sexier"? I want to feel worthy of even MAYBE having a girlfriend but I was never there
>>33444743Also what do most women want out of a dudes appearance ignoring fashion?
>>33444742Eat a salad, fatty.
>>33444741I'd say mine are below average
My little 21yo coworker is going to ruin my life if I let her.
>>33444680Only people that used to work a post office counter with severe autism actually enjoy dropshipping.
>>33444618F
I don't see him since I was 15, but he sends me messages
>>33444728Maybe in your made up incel narrative about how women are. In reality it seems you were wrong.
>>33444732Not my problem.
>>33444743What is your current weight, height, body fat percentage, and activity level?
>>33444747It's just the ass, babe.
>>33444752I'll take her off your hands.
>>33444752Let her. You got anything better or more entertaining to do?
>>33444610nah, I'm russian
>>33444525She puts herself in slavery because she wants to give up responsibility and be owned by me
>>33444723The average nagging housewife is already more dominant and intimidating than what zoomers, millennials and boomers could handle
I have a crush with a frame so good if she went to the gym for 6 months she'd be the hottest thing ever
Why do some men shit on other men's girlfriends? Especially if she isn't actually hideous or anything?
>>33444771Let him know we won't try and snipe her away from him
I would like a femanon to eat ice cream and listen to the Tarzan soundtrack with.
>>33444771To feel superior.
>>33444767She is only dominant because she doesn't have anyone to oppose her. Men easily fold under their influence, so I guess the initial claim that blames the weak men sorta applies, but to me it's not that because those women were dominant from the start. It's because they got frustrated by their man's leadership and wasn't shown their place
>>33444772>Why are women like this?Because strong men are not intimidated by women having equal rights.
>>33444772Women are more comfortable liars in general
>>33444775YOU'LL BEE IN MY HEART
>>33444772>twitterslopBecause it gives them comments and reaction
>>33444772I did this (of my own volition, not because of posts like this), and have been alone my entire life, so
>>33444775Can we listen to the Brother Bear soundtrack in the afterglow?
>>33444772The rhizome is spreading.
>>33444779Strong women shouldn't be intimidated by not having equal rights then
>>33444735>instead stamp their feet and demand an 18 year old that can somehow provide the lifestyle of a 50 year old.In my experience, younger men are more chivalric and eager to provide than older men have been.
>>33444772I agree with her
>>33444785We might have to watch the movie, I can't remember if I've seen Brother Bear.
>>33444762>Weight170 lbs
>Height 6'1"
>Body fatIf my watch's body fat composition thing is accurate, ~15%. I have no idea if that's good or bad but I'm tall and skinny.
>Activity level Running everyday to every other day at a minimum. If anything I do it a bit too much because I sometimes ignore my watch's suggestions to take rest days
>>33444794The soundtrack was written by Phil Collins too
>>33444798The goth aesthetic is so overrated if you ask me
>>33444795Why does yours make sense and mine doesn't?
I like when me and women both make each other's lives easier
>>33444800I'll have to check it out.
>>33444798Goths are overrated, give me an athletic woman
>>33444801Fortunately nobody did
>>33444777How would you lead? The men I've dated haven't seemed interested in taking action or making decisions past demanding to be fed and bred on schedule
>>33444743Main thing is to lose weight, it sharpens your jaw and women overwhelmingly prefer lean. From there minimally you could just work on your shoulders and arms, everything else is optional. Stay natty unless you are literally 6'5 or taller
>>33444772Women, what makes a man husband material and what makes him hookup material? Where is the diffrence?
>>33444802You are not strong enough
Women
Would you date a 30 year old guy that's never dated before and will have no idea how relationships actually work, but wants to be a good boyfriend and put in the effort to learn and have a good relationship?
>>33444802Men fail when the game isn't rigged in their favor. Saying women should be able to beat a rigged game is like saying you should put in twice the effort for half the reward.
>>33444739no I don't do any of these things kek, I avoid people mostly
I still buy homeless food sometimes tho
I’m meeting with an ex for some coffee. I still love her and I think she’s trying to get back together but wants to take things slow. When I talk to her, should I mention that my life is going really well or should I downplay it? I want to come off as things are going really well but I’m not too busy to not have time for her as well
>women complain that men don't approach them
>would rather die than approach a man she likes
Do they just enjoy rejecting guys and are upset they can't do it as much anymore?
>>33444816>Women, what makes a man husband material and what makes him hookup material?Husband material - intense chemistry and emotional intimacy, sane and safe.
Hookup material - sane and safe.
>>33444818Nigga you sound insufferable.
>>33444735>Won't work>>33444735>Admittedly I did hagpill and live a cushy life now because of it with my older wifeteach me your ways senpai
>>33444818Sure. As long as you'd be willing to date a 27 year old who has little relationship experience. I'm not sure that's a good combination though.
>>33444796If you're 15% body fat, you should have visible abs. If you'd like to put on more muscle, swap some of the cardio for hypertrophic resistance training and eat more.
>>33444826>>women complain that men don't approach themDoes this ever happen though? I've only ever seen women complaining about being approached too much.
>>33444833I've heard several complaints of this in person and hundreds online
>>33444812Men in your case seem to have a gf just for status, not because they wanted to connect with a person.
As for how to lead, for one, I notice men, even strong ones, tend to erode their boundaries often to accommodate their gf, while in my opinion you should stand your ground and meet her halfway on your terms. Another common problem is when men start to argue and get emotional, which can happen surely, we are not immune to that, but ideally one must be an emotional anchor for her
>>33444831Sounds very typical for 2025 desu. Nothing wrong with that
>>33444836Guess it depends on the country/culture
>>33444821>Men fail when the game isn't rigged in their favorPretty sure that's just the elite
Poor men were always just sentenced to die on the battlefield
>>33444772why do women like empathy, kindness and morals? would you prefer them to like sociopathy, hatred and evil?
>>33444831>I'm not sure that's a good combination though.Idunno, I think it could be if we're kinda learning together
>>33444847Yes my ideal woman is an evil necromancer
>>33444847>would you prefer them to like sociopathy, hatred and evil?I've seen the guys they date, they already do
>>33444847>why do women like empathy, kindness and morals?Hypocritical for women to expect that from men but not give it in return
>>33444826>would rather die than approach a man she likesplenty of girls approach though lol
>>33444849>my ideal woman is an evil necromancerhott
>>33444850dark triad chad is spinning plates
>>33444852Nice Guy mentality
Women only have standards for guys they aren't attracted to. The key is to literally make yourself as attractive as possible
>>33444857this only works for hookups/casual sex, mature women have standards regardless of your attractiveness kek
I also think its genuinely harder for men to take the dominant role in a relationship nowadays because there's extremely little leverage that men have over women.
>Women are financially independent
>You can't hit or physically dominate women without going to prison
>Being a whore isn't socially taboo so they can just get dick elsewhere
>There's not as much social pressure to stay in relationships
>Legally binding marriage is basically dead
I don't even know how you actually dominate a woman at this point beyond her just being indecisive and feeling purposeless and relying on a man to have vision and direction. The flip side is that a woman is basically fucking worthless if she's not submissive to you. So meaningless sex and short term nothing is basically all that's left.
>>33444855Raise those skeletons to enslave the living
>>33444859A lot of women are only useful for hookups nowadays. When you only show your looks, you'll only be valued by them
>>33444855I understand that women may not like the manosphere but if the alternative is constant simping and asskissing, what am I getting out of it?
You seem to have this belief that women are inherently nice and fair in all situations but you aren't. You're just as malicious and devious as men and just because you can't bash my skull in like I can to you doesn't mean you get free rein to mistreat me
>>33444860The only way I can think of is being so good that her displeasing you or losing you would actually be a problem
>>33444865>the manosphere but if the alternative is constant simping and asskissingthese are two extremes lol just treat women normally
>>33444860>a woman is basically fucking worthless if she's not submissive to youwhatever happened to companionship and supporting each other lol
>>33444864>When you only show your looks, you'll only be valued by themwhatever happened to getting to know someone
bimbos have feelings too
>>33444861I'd rather be enslaved by her jk
>>33444823be humble. don't brag, don't grovel. talk about whatever's new with you as if you're catching up with an old friend. you have to strike the right balance between confidence and vulnerability, the vibe should be "I'm happy, and I want to share that happiness with you" if that makes sense. I've been following your replies for the past few threads, hope things go well for you, anon
>>33444873>whatever happened to companionship and supporting each other lolIf a woman isn't submissive she doesn't respect you and doesn't support you as a man. You're literally denying your partner the ability to feel like a man, to be a father, to be a leader, to be a patriarch, etc. You're ripping purpose out of his life, I don't know how else to define it. If he comes home and his wife and GF doesn't even trust him enough to lead and be in charge and treat him like a man he might as well just fucking run into traffic because he feels like pathetic subhuman trash who literally isn't valued at all.
It's way better to be single and lonely than be in that position. Sure there might be some submissive guys or whatever but the average actual man man is going to look at that situation and feel like his woman doesn't respect him or care for him.
What does getting fucked in the pussy feel like?
>>33444879i want this but the real thing:( can you impregnate me?
>>33444879Do American theatres actually care? Here in the UK I always take a backpack with snacks lol
>>33444881>he feels like pathetic subhuman trash who literally isn't valued at allSounds like a you problem man idk
I wouldn't want a submissive gf personally
>>33444886You don't want my babies
>>33444887>Do American theatres actually care?I'm not actually sure. The only thing I sneak in is liquor, I'm pretty sure they care about that.
>>33444887Like I said there's probably some submissive men out there but it's whatever, that's not the majority of men.
>>33444886After the movie.
>>33444886I could but my financial situation isn't good enough to raise a child
i got 4 laugh reacts on a teams message at work are you proud of me
>>33444902oh yeah no he’s not… not having his kids for sure
Need a gf who will let me play with her butthole
Need a gf who will let me play with her buttsoul.
>>33444891>The only thing I sneak in is liquorlmaoo
that reminds me of a baddie I dated who smuggled a vodka flask in her handbag
>>33444900yess proud of you
iktf during online work training bantz
>>33444919there's a certain Latina in these threads who would be happy with that
>>33444892why can't you just be equal partners tho, why does your wife need to submit to you
>>33444922>LatinaI thought she redguard
>>33444922JH doesn't like cum and won't rim me, not happening
>>33444929Italian combo on a wrap.
need a gf who will let me lick her pussy and legs like a dog in heat
>>33444929Ben and Jerrys half baked.
Half the pint gone... tempted to eat the rest
>>33444929it's 6pm here and I haven't eaten kek
might have some indian leftovers and rice in the fridge tho
>>33444930>JH doesn't like cumyeah that's a good point
>>33444928>I thought she redguardshe's a member of a paramilitary youth organization in China?
>>33444929Skipping lunch to pig out on dinner
>>33444929Rootbeer float and chips
>>33444929Pasta with cooking cream and salmon.
>>33444929Its breakfast for me but I'm making bacon and eggs
>>33444941Think less china and more elder scrolls
>>33444941>she's a member of a paramilitary youth organization in China?Yes. JH stands for Jiang Hao.
My eyebrow infection has gone down a bit
>>33444857Incel logic, don’t you get exhausted being you?
I want a boyfriend really badly but my life is fucked up and I'm stupid and I'm retarded
>>33444960Not an excuse
Even retard obese redneck crackhead bitches have bfs
Nothing is stopping you but yourself
>>33444826No complaints here. Feel free to ignore me completely
>>33444960I am you but gender inverted.
>>33444960me too but a gf
Tying a woman up and rubbing my tip aggressively on her clit
>>33444967I would be murderous
Men do you like rubbing your dick on the clit? I love it but I feel like the guy gets bored of it really fast
>>33444969You're getting teased until you cry and beg to be fucked
>>33444970I love it, it amps them up a lot
Guys
Since we are on the topic. Could you date a dumb girl? I’m not smart, and I don’t think I’ll ever learn anything, like gain knowledge or whatever. I don’t have a degree in anything, I never went to school. It’s bad right..
>>33444974Don't make promises you can't keep, asshole!
>>33444970It's nice but penetration's still much better.
>>33444980There's different kinds of intelligence but as long as you try I think I'd date you
I have given up on finding a mate.
No one will ever be interested in me and I am finally comfortable with no caring.
Are you proud of me atoga?
>>33444981I might blindfold and gag you with your legs I the air so you don't know what's coming next. Teasing for minutes on end before sticking in the tip just to pull out and tease more
>>33444980It's not the end of the world if you have common sense
>>33444980>Could you date a dumb girl?If you ask me a question and I answer it are you going to ask again in a week?
>>33444980So you just don't have a degree?
>>33444922>why can't you just be equal partners tho, why does your wife need to submit to youBecause someone has to be in charge. You need a unified front as parents, a household, and a couple. You can't just be individuals that bicker and argue over everything in a public platform. You can and should discuss and compromise in private, but someone has to have the last say and someone has to be the voice of authority, otherwise it's not actually a unified partnership. You're just two individuals that have individual bank accounts, individual lives, individual interests, etc. You're just two separate people that happen to live together and fuck. You're not two individuals that have become one union together.
I don't know maybe some other guy is fine with what you're suggesting but I don't need to live with a woman that doesn't even trust me or see me as a leader and a man.
>>33444980It depends on what we're talking about. If by dumb you mean things like impulsive, lacking self control or who doesn't want to learn, I don't think I'd be able to find you attractive.
But if by dumb you mean things like "book dumb" or not having a degree, I don't think it's that much of a big deal
>>33444879>sneaks food in>it's the sams crap you can buy thereTbh black people are right when they bring a full meal somewhere not junk food, goycattle tier.
>>33444980Yeah I could, I used to think I couldn't but I befriended a girl who wasn't smart and her innocence and childlike mind was endearing and adorable.
>>33444980Probably. It depends on what your definition of dumb is. Just because you don't have a degree doesn't mean you're dumb
>>33445012>the sams crap you can buy thereAt 1/5 the price.
>>33444985Okay! Thanks
>>33444994I can feed myself and not set the house on fire, that’s good common sense?
>>33444999I was homeschooled, but my parents never did anything.
>>33444995I dont get it… no? I got some good answers I’m a little relived
>>33444980no it would be mind numbingly boring.
>>33444960same but gf
wanna date jk
I'm sure you're not dumb like you think and that things are fixable
>>33445020Who cares, I'd rather eat a full rack of baby back ribs like black people or lobster.
>>33444962>Nothing is stopping you but yourselfWhcih is why I;m retarded
Try to keep up
>>33445033>eat a full rack of babyThats illegal
>>33444980M, yes definitely. I'm not the brightest myself, also don't have a degree
Her personality and heart etc. matter way more to me
>>33445036Try to stop me!
>>33444873What the fuck is normally?
>>33445012>>33445033>bringing messy smelly food to a theater because who cares, i want itMoids are spiritually black, no wonder I'm hearing this "men are not allowed to enjoy things" shit everywhere
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>>33445041Is that a labubu fleshlight???
>>33445042like people lol, not assets to be won over or controlled
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33445041*Sings James Bond theme
>>33445049You're better at it than me
>>33445041I would keep my snacks in it
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>>33444887>From the UK>Likes dominant womenLol makes sense.
>>33445017Okay let people know me and hopefully I’m adorable and innocent, thank you.
>>33445023I am boring. I don’t like being social, or do physical activities. I like to dress up, makeup and do chill things. And happiest when I play vidya.
Which would you rather find in your bf's house: A sex doll modeled on a child, or a taxidermied human corpse?
When will girls realise that men will do anything for a goth gf? Including proposing on their knees?
>>33445049>JH enters her fujoshi arc
>>33444772Would bang antimanosphere content creators. I gave a hot dude saying "you should gold dig men. Men that complain have no gold to dig." like 6 watches on his FBreel.
>>33444603>we used t9.Only retards did.
>>33445061With the sex doll I assume I have the possibility to escape and call the police.
>>33445060That sounds like the perfect girl
>>33445044If you're going to go through the effort of having your gf wear a pregnancy prop and you bring goy slop you are an idiot.
Have you ever been to a nice theater in your life? Alamo drafthouse? You can order full meals while you watch the movie and they have a kitchen where they bring it to your chair.
>>33444980M
It really depends on how stupid we're talking. As someone with a post-graduate degree and a family and social circle full of advanced degrees education =/= intelligence in all cases, I wouldn't dismiss anyone immediately for lacking a degree. I guess it's less about what you know than how much effort you put into understanding the world.
This is a rather silly example, but it amazed me when Game of Thrones was airing how many fans of the show, people who obsessively watched every episode, were simply incapable of following the plot, didn't know character's names, who was stabbing or fucking who or why, it's like a huge chunk of the population watched it for sheer spectacle. If you thought the female lead's name was "Kaleesi" then we probably wouldn't work together.
>>33445060Do you like stuffed animals?
How sensitive is your clit?
>>33445044This brings up an interesting question, if I take a girl on a date to the movie theater is it okay to sneak stuff in? I'd obviously share.
>>33445070Okay! That’s really nice. I don’t want to ask I see what happens but what do now. I’m too scared asking a guy in public for a date. I want to try dating apps but everyone says it’s bad. I don’t want church boy I’m so sick of hearing about god and how he tells us to live. When I game with people online they live waaaay far away.
Thank you tho that was really nice. I guess this was a rant
>>33445075>You can order full meals while you watch the movie and they have a kitchen where they bring it to your chair.nta but this sounds awful. Who wants a bunch of waiters in and out of the theater interrupting the movie?
>>33445092What would you do if I put a hitachi directly on it?
Women,
Would you rather be choked with a hand on your neck or your neck in a guys elbow
>>33445091Nta but do you have other nerdy hobbies other than viyda? Maybe you could meet people that way
>>33445079..is it bad? I don’t want to say. But I have a bulbasaur sweater, the hood is his head so it’s like his chomping me
>>33445104If a man ever goes for my neck I'm murdering him
>>33445110Then what do you want? Hair pulling, fishhooking, wrist grabbing?
>>33445075>American cinema chain founded in 1997 in Austin, Texas, which is famous for serving dinner and drinks during the filmAmerifats are so disgusting. Nice theaters show live performances, not serve hamburgers. You can go three hours without stuffing your face.
>>33445104Surprise!! Since it is something I like, he could use anything to choke me and it would be hot. Always thought of a belt or shoestring but never experienced it. I choked my last bf more than he choked me.
>>33445107No… someone said DnD but then I saw the books and a million dice and I wanted to never been alive. Even the magic card game is impossible. Maybe I should try, someone could explain it to me
>>33445109No, girls who like stuffed animals are great. Easy gifts, and you get to cuddle her while she cuddles them. It's cozy.
>bulbasaur sweaterThat's adorable.
>>33445118For sure. I mean, it would probably be too much for me to handle - but would for sure take my breath away. Would be easier for someone to hold it on me.
>tfw you crack open a white monster after work
Yup
>>33445122I like the idea of pounding a woman pronebone while her head is in one of my elbows and my others hand sticks fingers in her mouth
>>33445112Kisses and hugs
Why are you so violent
>>33445123Nta but there's a million other games out there, even if the books are intimidating, if the subject interests you it still might click. A buddy got me into the Arkham games when I never really thought I'd be into tabletop stuff to begin with
>>33445127Like spread your legs with mine and hold your arms back while I hold it?
>>33445053You know it, bitch.
>>33445065I learned what that meant but already forgot.
>>33445131Red Bull > Monster.
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>>33445131>>tfw you crack open a white monster after work>Yup
>>33445124Okay phew I have a ton. People get weird when there is toys and plushies around. But you guys don’t know me so I don’t have to hide it I guess
>>33445135Nta
What if he goes for your neck but with a kissu
>>33445143Hell yeah brother. Too bad I quit nicotine. I miss it.
>jh when she was a lesbian
>>33445141Yes. That would do it.
The vibration is usully too powerful for me to hold myself.. but if it held on me, I would flood the sheets.
>>33445137Okay. I’m already exhausted haha. But that is a nice suggestion I will try looking into it
>>33445135I get excited when I'm horny and have high energy. If I kissed and hugged you I'd give massive hickies and crush you
>>33445123>then I saw the books and a million dice and I wanted to never been aliveThere are two roles in the game, one player is the dungeon master, the storyteller, the rules judge, they do all the work, they read all the books
The players read about 1/2 of one of the books then just leave the rest to the dungeon master, so it's really not hard if you just want to be a player
My country is going extinct because of women
>>33445144Do uou have a favorite plush?
>>33445147Not pear enough.
>>33445140That's hot, I'd whisper right in your ear as I do it. Either good girl or about how much of a slut you are for me
>>33445148What if I told you you can get a harness that will hold the hitachi for you?
>>33445149Well, even if reading is too much, I think you can do roleplaying games without too much knowledge, lots of people make their own worlds
>>33445148I'd keep going after while you're still sensitive until you say the safe word or are reduced to moans
>>33445144>People get weird when there is toys and plushies around.Those aren't people you want in your life anon
t. Guy that collects plushies
>>33445153Duh! My hello kitty teddy.
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Girls, can you promise me you'll never do this?
>>33445163>sanrio girlHi would you like a husband?
>>33445156Still not fun, because it is having a partner that makes it hot. Not knowing how they will do it.
>>33445123Theres a bunch of stuff you could try. Some won't click but others will. You just gotta find something you'll enjoy. Worst case scenario go and look lost in a game store or comic book shop some guy will recommend you something or worst / best case ask you out kek. Or you could pick up a social activity or sport.
>>33445155I have never had that, either
>>33445165Ozempic and buccal fat removal has made cute women horrid
>>33445142>Red Bull > Monster.I used to be a red bull guy but lately drinking one makes me feel like shit. No idea why
>>33445062That's just a girl in a dress
>>33445165I still would Jenna Ortega
She looks the right kind of alien
>>33445166what are they doing?
>>33445167Yes please! I will bake for you daily
*droools
>>33445171Do you like the sound of that?
>>33445165I can't afford that type of surgery, only for health issues
>>33445176The sugar gives me acne sometimes. I don't even drink soda
>>33445165I love that Consumption is en vogue again
>>33445144Every woman I know has like a million plushies so theres nothing to worry about
>>33445178I was going to agree with you until I saw her latest picture. What went wrong?
>>33445182I do. Very much. just the thought has me rubbing up against my jean seam.
>>33445166Your country is going extinct because all the chads died in the winter/continuation war and all that remain are the autists who are afraid to leave their apartment because somebody might look at them
>>33445153Labubu haha I’m joking it sucks and I hate them! I have a shelder plushie and she is the best, I like pokemon..
girls, have you ever dealt with a man with Premature ejaculation? How was it?
>>33445193>shelder plushieBased.
>>33445191Very good, if you behave I might even rub your clit as I pound and choke you. It'll make you struggle to breathe even more as you're overwhelmed by pleasure
>>33445116Why do you answer for me? A bit weird
>>33445165No if I want to change my looks I’m gonna. If the worst thing that can happen is that you don’t like it I’m really okay with it
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Women what would you do if your bf bought you one of these?
>>33445104>Would you rather be choked with a hand on your neck or your neck in a guys elbowNeither, because it's fucking dangerous.
>>33445166At least you have hot femboys
>>33445179Bullshit jobs and sleeping around
>>33445192That's not true
>>33445205Finnish men are all fat and banding
>>33445201What would you rather a dominant guy do?
>>33445170Sports!? How dare you. Actually someone at my job wanted to do a volleyball thing, but it looks painful to smack that ball around and they are tall and jumpy I would feel bad for being on their team.
What sports do women who are the best at sex play?
Both genders, what do you think about so much hornyposting?
>>33445203It's not that bad, but the way everything is out together doesn't sit right with me. I think it's the mouth pose. There's another picture of her at the same event where she's smiling and she looks much better
How long do you date before you let them meet your friends?
>>33445215Male
I prefer cuteposting, not a fan of the horny stuff
More plushy talk less whatever this is
>>33445210>Sports!? How dare you. Thats basically my attitude towards it lol but it was just a suggestion. But desu im also in your situation just as a guy it feels like its hard to meet people and online dating seems like a horrible option. But something will happen eventually just gotta stay positive
>>33445215M
Over the years, atoga has literally only fun during hornyposting days
>>33445217She will have met all my friends by date 1
I have none to introduce
>>33445215Would be better if it resulted in tiddy pics.
>>33445215M
Im not a fan its weird
>>33445220Nah, the best threads are when everyone jumps on some silly bandwagon together, like that time we hit 3206 posts.
>>33445216Like this just looks much better by comparison
>>33445219Okay. That’s a good attitude. I will maybe try to do some social stuff, but no promises. Thanks for replying and stuff. Baaaaaai
>>33445215M
I think newfags who get angry about hornyposting are annoying. It feels like when women came into gaming and started demanding things change to suit them.
>>33445214Rock climbing 100%
>>33445216>>33445231nta
Honestly all women look like 10 times better when they smile
>>33445228Remember when we went on strike? and only replied without (you)ing people that was fun
>>33445215I use it to get better at sexy talk
>>33445185Missing the nose, angry expression, beauty mark, long acrylic nails, thicker eyebrows, etc.
i wish he got me pregnant
>>33445239I think that was probably the best one.
>>33445238Yeah that's true. I think it's also the hair, idk man. It's all just odd
>>33445176Check where you are in your cycle when it happens. Sweets can make you break out when your hormones are being stupid.
>>33445199Use them for terrible things.
>>33445215F. It's why I've stuck around for so many years. Very entertaining.
>>33445254>Check where you are in your cycleMy cycle?
>>33445228>that first time we made it past 2k and it was essentially a race to kill the thread because everyone was going to go masturbate when it finally died on page 10
>>33445224>>33445234I wish the closest gym to me wasn't an 1hr30 away
>>33445206>sleeping aroundAmong themselves? Or are the men just mindless drones to grab and use so you can't expect any accountability of them
>>33445255Are you not a girl?
>>33445254>Use them for terrible things.You cant fit those things in there, lady
>>33445254>Check where you are in your cyclehornyhornyhornyhornyhornyhorny
Women, how do you piss away so much money? I genuinely have to know. You guys have numerous income streams from your six figure HR jobs, your betabuxxer allowance, your beta harem of simps, etc. You make well over the amount young men make. How are you always fucking broke? Do you just have NPC consoomer brains and can't help but buy the newest stanley cup because Jessica and Brittany have one too? Like I'm imaging my life where if I needed something I could simply go make a discord post and have it sent to me, and I don't see how I could possibly fail at that point.
>>33445266Not with that attitude...
>>33445269F
I don't get any of that
I am not broke
I barely spend money
>>33445224>>33445234Gotta love getting a handy when her palm is all sandpapery callous.
>>33445236>imagines sisyphusDon't worry, antibiotics'll clean that up
>>33445266Size doesn't stop me from grinding on things, anon. No plushie given to me by someone I love is safe from the treatment.
Should i start going to stores/supermarkets and talk to other customers as if they work there?
>>33445265Nta but
>i used to be a redbull guy
>>33445273I will give you money if you're nice to me
>>33445278That's a retarded idea
>>33445278Yes, post it on tiktok and never break character
>>33445281I'm distracted, my bad. Could still be hormonal, I guess.
Do women enjoy deepthroating?
>>33445278I'm so bored with life that I'd play along.
>>33445266And now this coomer brain has me wondering which stuff my imaginary boyfriend would gag me with while he fills me up.
>>33445265No. What have you that impression?
>>33445282Get my nails done for me or something cute, but I don't need money
>>3344526490% of women sleep with top 10% men, there was a huge study by our best university that confirms this
>>33445276>No plushie given to me by someone I love is safe from the treatment.what the heck, even the innocent valentines day ones?
>>33445289*stuffy aka plushie
>>33445289I'd rather just cover your mouth with my hand
>>33445278This is part of the reason I wear headphones at the supermarket
>>33445294>especially the innocent Valentine's day ones
>>33445292nice imaginary study
>>33445289The panties you were wearing a moment ago.
I don't hate women enough.
>>33445289With my fingers
>>33445298*heart eyes
moiddd hands?? i hope you dont mind if i drool.
>>33445291I wouldn't mind that either
>>33445296That's fine that wasn't one of the conditions
>>33445300Sadly the plushies are feeling unwell, tonight the part will have to be played by either my thigh or my forearm
Women would you get these if your bf asked for it?
>>33445305I'd rather you moan into my hand
>>33445302Omg - Imma foid with a panty fetish. I love wearing them, seeing my man enjoy them, wrapping them around various parts of my man and having my man get creative with what he would do with them to me. Socks, too.
>>33445309Need a girl to scratch me with these
There's a difference between hornyposting and ERP btw. Just saying.
Women have one rule to not fail at life: Don't be obese, and like 40% of them still can't accomplish this.
>>33445313Nta
>Socks, too.Based, socks are underrated
>>33445317Maybe it's time to mass report?
>>33445309My favorite style, desu
>>33445315Exactly why i want it. I want her to trace me with them!
>>33445301It's not imaginary and everyone knows it even without one kek
>>33445315Ngl one of the best feelings is when they lightly graze it down your back while they sit on you
>>33445318I was born with an ugly face
>>33445320nah its not that deep
>>33445326God I want to experience this so bad
Don't get a girlfriend bros I had to lie and say my mom fell and I couldn't go to her place tonight
Should I make lavender blacl tea or some chai? I'm on the fence I need /atoga/ to decide
>>33445275I get the joke but who the fuck would want a handjob in 2025?
>>33445331Why did you lie?
>>33445286Very much so.
>>33445290Idk, I assume most posters I talk to are women if the conversation isn't about something sexual.
>>33445294Those ones get the worst of it.
>>33445317Definitely. I try to talk about the things I like and share my opinions without letting the conversation get into one on one hypotheticals. That's just public cyber sex at that point.
>>33445334Handjobs mean she hates you
>>33445334>who the fuck would want a handjob in 2025?Nta, huh?
I want handjobs. They seem super intimate
>>33445331What was the truth?
Why couldn't you tell her the truth?
>>33445309Fuck no. I need to get coffins at the sharpest, or they puncture my gloves at work.
>>33445329Don't be afraid to ask when you get your gf. Start it off with a massage.
>I won't get a girlfr-Yes you will
>>33445339They kinda suck just get a foot job.
You have had your whole life to learn how to jack off, she's collectively had less than an hour.
>>33445342I think if I got a gf I'd be pretty open about that kind of communication. I would want communication to be really strong
I like your optimism too but I don't think it's in the cards for me man
Are lefties still vandalizing teslas?
>>33445341b-but... think of the tracing/scratching :(
>>33445335>>33445340She'd be hurt if i told her I don't feel like hanging out and having sex with her
>>33445341Any time I see nails that long cant help but assume she gonna ax me a question before goimg. Mmmmmhmmmmm all sassy
Are foot jobs common now? I've seen them brought up casually in these threads pretty often lately but I thought they were taboo
>>33445345>I would want communication to be really strongThen you have the right idea
>I don't think it's in the cards for me manThen play your cards right with the situation that you're in and improve it. You can play a new hand after you finish where you're at now
>>33445341I'll make you soft covers that dull the edges so this doesn't happen
>>33445352Ass eating is the new footjob. Footjobs are expected and getting my ass ate is just bonus
>>33445343I definitely want handjobs way more than i want footjobs. Footjobs seem pleasurable, but i could live without experiencing it
>You have had your whole life to learn how to jack off, she's collectively had less than an hour.Meh i dont really care about that. As long as she's not hurting my dick, a woman's hand on my pp will always feel better than my own
>>33445334Handjobs are hot though
I bet a girl could probably jerk me off better than I could
>>33445354To continue the metaphor, my strat right now is more like switching to a new table. I'll be moving soon so we'll see what happens
>>33445336>I assume most posters I talk to are women if the conversation isn't about something sexualbruh.
i'm offended .
>>33445363Where / why are you moving?
Handjobs don't seem that appealing to me, but I'm pretty self conscious since I have really low sensitivity and take a long time to finish
>>33445344God I wish I had a bf to grind on. Some days are just dry hump days.
>>33445348I can still do that with my nails.
>>33445351That's because you're white and racist. It's okay, it's how you were raised.
>>33445355I'd feel so dumb wearing corks on my nails in public.
>>33445365Japan / for work
I put the request in myself, partly because I thought it was a pipe dream that would never come true, and now me and my only friend (who I also got a job at my place) are moving within the year
>>33445364Don't blame me. Mention your cock sooner.
>>33445370>I'd feel so dumb wearing corks on my nails in public.I was thinking leather caps but regardless it would just be when wearing gloves wouldn't it?
>>33445364>>33445372This is why I have been trying to popularize adding "guy btw" to the end of nongendered posts
>>33445371>Japan / for workruh roh raggy
>>33445374I frequently change gloves at work. Someone would inevitably see.
>>33445376I just slap F on all my posts even if they don't ask. This thread is special because it's the one place I feel like I won't be crucified for leading with that.
>>33445370Any chance it could be learned experience and pattern recognition?
>>33445371That sounds interesting! I am sure you will make the most of it, especially since they want to move you to another country
>>33445382No. You have to be racist, it makes the explanation more convenient for me.
>>33445372No. No cocks for you anymore.
>>33445381>Someone would inevitably see.Okay then we'll give them a cool design
>>33445385You can't stop me. I own dozens of them in different colors, materials, shapes, etc. I'm getting some tonight either way.
>>33445386That actually sounds interesting. Maybe a new fad.
>>33445383I hope so, my manager oversees that branch so he's actually really excited to have english speakers over there. I'm just worried I'll fall into the same trap of shut-in lifestyle over there too
>>33445387>Maybe a new fad.It'll be the talk of all the lab testers, then we can start selling them and make some money on the side
>>33445265He said Red Bull guy
>>33445384Idk I may be prejudiced sure but its not like I go out and actively hurt people who are different. I make an active effort to treat individuals like individuals while also taking into account the stats.
>>33445372Fuck off, creep.
tfw no boyfriend to snuggle for national boyfriend day
Is it a dealbreaker femanons if a man feels thing too deeply?
I hate the fact that I feel everything so much in life - even seeing someone made fun of on here by someone else hurts. I must feel things x3 as much as the average man
I've tried hardening myself and what not by doing sports/gym/etc, but deep down I feel like it's just in my nature, no matter how hard I try and run away from it :(
>>33445199I mean they’re literally penises so I gotta grind on them lol
>>33445395I can fix that...
>>33445396Unironically sounds potentially like BPD
Don't try to change yourself though it just makes things worse. Try to come to terms with it and use it to your advantage if you can
t. Guy with BPD
>>33445401Idk I didn't think I'd get this far
>>33445395I can snuggle an old teddy I have around and pretend it's you, would it help?
Should I meet my friend at the pub or should I stay in and play Roblox
>>33445409Play a real man's game instead. Like Donkey Kong Bananaza
>>33445396Im jealous
I wish I could feel deeply and strongly about anything
I want to cry
But I'm not able
I love reading so much bros its so fun
>>33445404>t. Guy with BPDnta but are you diagnosed? what are the main symptoms for you with it?
I think I might have it also desu but undiagnosed (only with bipolar)
question for men
Have you ever met a girl who dragged out the dominant/chad side of you if you aren’t actually like that most of the time?
>>33445409Don't be that guy. Go share a brewskie with the bros at the pub and maybe you'll get laid in the future
>>33445245Next time I will
>>33445408hmm actually it would.
>>33445413nice, what are you reading?
>>33445411based, but I'm poor (so I'd have to play an old DK on emulator)
>>33445417>maybe you'll get laid in the futurenot happening lol
>Go share a brewskie with the brosI'm conflicted I just cba to socialise IRL rn
>>33445416maybe not per se but I made the effort for some girls
>>33445389It'll be called circular logic. People will just say "just don't get fake nails if it's a problem".
>>33445392I know. Someone already pointed out how retarded I was.
>>33445393Like I said, it's fine that you're racist, it's literally just how you grew up. You're not maliciously or offensively racist, you just don't have the experiences necessary to form a more nuanced opinion of all races. Everyone is at least little racist in that regard. Maybe "ignorant" is a less loaded term to use.
>>33445423>not happening lolThat attitude is exactly why you're not getting laid. You should change it
>>33445413What are you reading? Favorite books?
>>33445394Nope. I'm going to ask guys dick questions forever.
>>33445403Can't find it anymore, sorry
>>33445426>That attitude is exactly why you're not getting laidFuck off you bellend, my personality is fantastic
>>33445423>emulatormmmm rasberry pie
>>33445422It's done. May next year be a real person for both of us.
>>33445416Sort of. I've met some meek and shy girls that just make me want to take charge and be gently dominant.
>>33445425Of the ten women I have met with those nails have used ax.
At what point am I no longer ignorant, and simply an observant pattern noticer?
>>33445432I would be real for you now, if it was an option.
>>33445431>rasberry pieI did have one of these back home
Now I want an actual raspberry pie...
>>33445426Jokes aside though I met this friend on Monday (so not like we have much to catch up on since then) and have been out with people almost every night this week
At the same time though if my housemates get home I want to avoid them which is easier to do if I'm out
>>33445414Not officially but my therapist told me I probably have it
Gotta go to a psychiatrist though to get diagnosed I think
The main symptoms in my experience are really strong feelings that last a long time, switching hobbies often, obsession of course
I've had a good handle on it most my life though so I don't experience it as strong as others
how do we fix wealth inequality in the world?
>>33445286>Do women enjoy deepthroating?No. I like caressing using my lips and tongue more.
>>33445436Well you met me and I don't say that, so now you have to question which it is yourself.
>>33445423>nice, what are you reading?I'm working my way through a collection of Lovecraft stories. I've always been a fan of his stuff but have only read/listened to a few of them. This one is in chronological order though so I'm seeing him improve over time, its cool
>>33445120>Europoors cannot comprehend going out to dinner at a movie theater drinking craft beer and eating chicken wings while watching a movieSorry anon, but the point isn't that you can't go without eating it's that it enhances the experience instead of eating popcorn and Mint Jr's and washing it down with coke for an hour and a half.
Movie theaters have always had crap food, like pretzels and nachos and obviously popcorn, pretending like eating something that actually tastes good is uncouth is retarded.
>>33445425>circular logicThat's a trendy sounding brand name lets do it
>People will just say "just don't get fake nails if it's a problem".Its only a problem part of the time, the rest of the time they're cool. If we can make a different fashion statement to cover them up then the point gets across even more
>>33445426As for the attitude/getting laid thing, I don't really care but it's just who I am, I'm a loser
Anyway one of my housemates just got back so if I go out now it'll seem like I'm avoiding them kek, also I'll only get to the pub at like 9pm
>>33445120I did used to like getting an ice cream or something during the theatre interval desu
>>33445441>my therapist told me I probably have itinteresting
>really strong feelings that last a long time, switching hobbies often, obsession of coursehm I mean this sounds like potential adhd/autism but I guess your therapist knows best
>>33445445oh awesome, glad you are enjoying
>>33445448Why am I actually getting excited by the prospect of making hypothetical accessories?
>>33445416"Good" and "innocent" girls do that for me
>>33445427Didn't see your response before sorry, but I'm reading Lovecraft stories right now
My favorite books are the Witcher series easily but I have a broad range that I like. From Monogatari to some biographies to horror literature. It just depends. Do you like to read anon?
QUESTION FOR WOMEN ONLY
Think of the woman/girl you like least in the world, someone you either hate or borderline hate; just a total PoS person you wish you never encountered.
Would you lose sleep over leaving your greatest (female) enemy alone in a room with a guy you were like 20% sure was a RAPIST?
What’s the breed of dog that looks like it has fetal alcohol syndrome called?
>>33445430Now I that's what I want to see
>>33445456English bulldog?
>>33445452You already accessorize with fake nails so clearly you like to accessorize, why would it be weird to be excited for these? They're specific to your demographic on top of it. Literally made with you in mind
>>33445442Why would we? It's inevitable. All attempts to flatten it will fail and likely cause a lot if destruction.
>>33445465That is a risk I'm willing to take
>>33445448Nta
I use fake nails when I go out, they look like long glistening natural fingernails. I work in a kitchen and cant grow mine for understandable hygiene reasons. But I like the long nail aesthetic.
Fake nails are nice to have as an option
>>33445438If you have a room to yourself there's nothing wrong with having your own time after feeling burnt out. You sound like you're plenty social
>>33445416M
Idk if this is the same, but i'm a huge quiet introverted social retard. But there's been a few times where i was forced to take charge in group projects and stuff cause no one else would fucking do it
>>33445455I can't think of anyone like that. Also, wtf kind of question is this? Wether I would wish they get raped? Is this thinly veiled rejection is as traumatic ad rape bait again?
>>33445456They take after their owners then...
>>33445163cute, what do they look like?
I have Hello Kitty, Kuromi and My Melody
>>33445458kek
idk I just suggested we could meet up on the weekend. sunday afternoon should be nice and sunny
I'm just too indecisive lol
>>33445470>You sound like you're plenty socialonly because I force myself lol
I always feel burnt out
thanks though dude, I will take it easy tonight
>>33445467I agree, I wasn't questioning lol I was on her side defending against her hypothetical coworkers that she mentioned
>>33445466Why? Just because you are mad you are not one of the rich ones? Better luck next time.
I’m trying so hard to be fat for you, women. I just can’t eat that much..
>>33445478I'm adding you to the list
>>33445483hot
would you own a moid
>>33445481now shave your head too
>>33445475>I have Hello Kitty, Kuromi and My Melody Scary
>>33445309This is a firm requirement for all eligible girlfriends.
>>33445416No, I'm the complete opposite of that with women, at least the ones I like
The closest to that would be any kind of teamwork, I tend to become the de facto leader even though I hate it
>>33445437That's sweet, same here.
>>33445470>have a room to yourselfI do currently thankfully (after couchsurfing for like half a year)
I just feel guilty for not being social ig, even though if I could have my way I'd never talk to anyone kek
>>33445487lol why?
Kuromi is my fav
>>33445485>own a moid No, too much work. Only if owning him includes him being independent.
I hope my ex is cool tomorrow and doesn’t come off as cold like she did the last time I saw her. I guess it was different then because we were breaking up but if she’s going out of her way to see me, maybe she actually wants to have a lively conversation with me
>>33445488I once saw porn of a girl with nails like this sounding a guys dick.
>>33445475>cute, what do they look like?it is actually my most favorite
>>33445495>lol why? There's a stereotype associated with girls that like them that they're mental BPDemons lol. Especially kuromi. Idk how true it is tho
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>>33445479Yeah, probably.
>>33445487I have them all too and different variations of each
>>33445483what does this actually mean?
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Woke up
>>33445503>mental BPDemons lol. Especially kuromiI'm like this but male
I AM THE WICKED QUEEN, I DO WHATEVER I PLEASE
>>33445502aw <3 sweet
>>33445505impressive collection
your room sounds peak comfy
>>33445496>too much workCouldn't you just make him your slave though? Surely that would lessen your workload
>>33445508glad you got some sleep
you had anything to eat too?
>>33445490Everyone knows women love big fat guys. Fat and confident is better than a skinny chud incel like me. I have to gain weight to get gf
>>33445496Nta.
I have a male roommate, good pedigree, family are soldiers and cops. He is 6'4 240lbs, works as a bouncer trough a private security firm.
He pays his rent on time, plays world of warcraft, goes fishing and cooks fresh fish for us.
I think of him as a massive, sweaty/smelly housecat.
>>33445165Buccal fat removal, sure.
>>33445510awww that's adorable :3 I love her
>>33445513I wish I could be a foid's housecat
>>33444444>nobody cares for this get>wasted on an /adv/ postWtf am I doing
>>33445455I wouldn't leave her there but if I were kicked out, no, I don't generally lose sleep over things that are both out of my control and don't affect me.
>>33445497What do you read?
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>>33445511No I haven’t eaten yet
>>33445523It'll be even better when we reach
>>44444444
>>33445526*chomp*
well it's good you slept at least
>>33445527I was so gutted to miss 33333333 lol
I got 23333333 on accident tho
>>33445456You're probably thinking of a bull terrier.
>>33445527333333 was literally “take your meds, schizo”
>>33445442Profit shared by the workers and tax the shit out of every billionaire until they are no longer billionaires
>>33445523Narcisssistically avoiding the responsibility you have as a man to confront evil?
Trying to figure out what combination of words and images will garner the approval of your peers?
>>33445525I mainly like the classics. Also books about philospohy, and sci fi too I guess. I'm reading Journey to the West right now.
>>33445442Make me the emperor of the world
Id fuck shit up but id try my best
>>33445531I missed it by literally one second, it would've been for blonde summer girls if that fgt hadn't cucked me
>>33445529>>33445531Lets see, i'll check the archives
>>33333333
>>33445444It could be no but odds favor yes. Knowing stats neednt make me bad
>>33445543here's a link to it https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33332678/#q33333333
just some generic "muh work on yourself" advice
>>33445543kinda based actually
>>33445543Oops, I was thinking of 300000000
>>33445538How do you decide what to read? Do you have any preferences when it comes to classics?
>>33445352Tried to give my ex one. It was clumsy and I ended up kicking him in the nuts with my heel. Overall, not very pleasant or romantic.
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How do I find a boyfriend who will treat me like this
>>33445551They're fun if she knows what she's doing, but overrated even as someone with the fetish
>>33445551>I ended up kicking him in the nuts with my heel. Overall, not very pleasantthat would make me cum faster desu
>>33445555this is just what any nice bf does lol
filter out the assholes, keep working on urself and happiness
>>33445551That sounds kinda hot actually
>>33445555I can provide all but the last one sorry
>>33445564>all but the last onedo you not have a dick
or can't eat her out kek
How do I find a girlfriend who will treat me like this
>>33445555The pic is a lie. Ive been with three men in my whole life (small sample size i guess), all of them fell asleep after they nutted. Like a lightswitch was turned Off.
And when I reach orgasm I am super energized and cant sleep for hours... i end up doing something stupid like cleaning kitchen counters when they slept.
>>33445565I can eat her out but I'm not good at the first one, plus if I'm pampering I'd rather do the sensual thing and just focus entirely on her
>>33445565no, i lost my tongue and dick in a horrible farming accident
>>33445569>when I reach orgasm I am super energized and cant sleep for hours... i end up doing something stupid like cleaning kitchen counters when they sleptas an adhd/bipolar I feel u
>>33445567Get better at lucid dreaming
Maybe look into tulpamancy
>>33445567*jumps up and down
**jigggles
>>33445569F
I'm the opposite I would get so sleepy and they would be yapping my ear off
>>33445577>>33445580what do either of these responses mean lmao
>>33445555>clean up good>learn to cook>date a tradie or white collra guy who wants to spoil you
>>33445584Mine was implying they don't exist
>>33445555I have a first date tomorrow with a gorgeous woman, I'm taking her to a café then shopping.
>>33445550Not really. I know that there are so many amazing books that I haven't read yet that I barely have to choose at all. After I'm done with Journey to the West, I have Faust, Catch-22 and Slaughterhouse Five pending. As for getting new books, there are many that I'd really like to read: Les Miserables, or House of Leaves, or the Infinite Jest, or the Count of Monte Cristo... like I said, there are still so many good books that I haven't read that I'm fine picking any, I'm probably going to find something worthy.
>>33445583nta but lol sometimes when I was tired after work I'd drift in and out of sleep while my ex was still yapping and just respond in my sleep with nonsense
>>33445569Thats why I donts belives in evolution.
Why make one party sleepy and the other one enegized
>>33445567Tell me when you find out. Im so fucking lonely it's insane
>>33445569Those guys are weak. Just because I came doesn't mean that I'm not horny anymore, or that I won't quickly get horny again.
Women would you cheat on your bf if i opened a jar for you and he couldnt?
>>33445583cute sleepy femanon
>>33445597Ive been cheated on, I will never lower myself to that level, just because of how horrible it made me feel. I think my cousin still dates the guy. They deserve eachother. I am no contact with them
If you had to live in one African country, which would you pick?
>>33445607M
Morocco, because it's the easiest way to leave Africa.
>>33445607Equatorial Guinea
>>33445607South africa speaks english and has lots of white people I think?
>>33445532Stupid and evil.
>>33445597>Women would you cheat on your bf if i opened a jar for you and he couldnt?What's it a jar of?
>>33445584nta but lucid dreaming is when you become aware that you're dreaming while you're asleep, which can sometimes enables you to influence and control certain aspects of the dream
tulpamancy is the art of creating a tulpa, i.e. a separate entity that only exists within one's mind, but that are believed to possess their own consciousness, thoughts and will (not something to be taken lightly at all so be very careful if you get into this)
>>33445606>I am no contact with themI'd do the same lol, sorry that happened to you
>>33445607do I get to stay White?
because if not, it doesnt really matter, I'd kill myself the second I could stand
>>33445607>If you had to live in one African country, which would you pick?The Seychelles.
>>33445538You read Nietzsche yet?
>>33445615F
I know a person trough WoW from there. If they dont live in gated communities, they are attacked/mugged constantly. No relieable electricity or internet connection and the rest of infrastructure is just as neglected. What worked 5 years ago is now partially looted.
And the whites are leasing, slowly and steadily to avoid the violence. I think they have some repatriation deal with the Netherlands.
I dont think there is a safe option in Africa, at least for a woman
>>33445625I only read Thus Spoke Zarathustra.
>>33445607Ethiopia because they have the most babes, and if I went over with just over £5k I'd literally be a millionaire
>>33445627yeah my mom grew up in South Africa and has no intention of ever going back
>>33445627Is wow still any good? Last time I logged on my hunter didnt even use mana anymore and my drood had it but it was always full and he was now cooldown based...
>>33445627Oh. And if you call electricity blackout a "blackout" its racist. Its proper term is "load shedding". Because infrastructural load or something
>>33445572Is there something wrong with your dick?
>>33445635I play on warmane private server. I wouldnt touch retail. I think the lore was butchered, and my main girl Sylvanas with it.
When I tell a Latina that I am 25% Mexican and the rest White, I don't think they see it as a positive, I think it's because I was never taught Spanish.
>>33445642Just learn Spanish bro even if you suck hard latina bitches will be all over you
>>33445627>I think they have some repatriation deal with the NetherlandsThey don't, most of them are half British anyway.
The only country offering them refugee status is the US.
>>33445641Thats kinda based.
All the private ones I played it was too tough to get a party formed for most anything
>>33445215Moids are boyvulating
>>33445648And the main man caught mad flak for it
did you see the post of the guy here who later made a mass shooting?
>>33445654Ih, which one kek there's like half a dozen
>>33445642ask the senorita to teach you some spanish cuz she got you saying mamma mia
>>33445657lmao
>>33445654no :o link it if you can
>>33445656bro wants to spin
>>33445597No, I can just put on my gloves and taptaptap dents in the sides.
Americans, is Florida a good place to live?
>>33444444Yes it is. 5 is too.
>>33445664If you like heat, humidity, bugs, and humidity, then yeah
What little nature is left is nice
Nuke miami
F
Someone on /fit/ just said the gym is like irl tinder is that true?
Also he called my 100 lb overhead press weak is that true?
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>>33444440>she obeys the rules very well>this is said of ugly women
>>33445669Well he probably gets rejected on tinder just like irl.
Also yes
>>33445668Is there a lot of hurricanes/flooding?
>>33445664Fuck off, we’re full.
>>33445674Wasnt asking guys
>>33445649Go to warmane, choose retail like or hardmode server.
Play either tank, healpaladin or boomie. And get to max gear in four weeks.
A year for the hardmode server.
Arenas are shared and scuffed because the normal mode is so easy, all melee have their shadowmournes. Otherwise warmane is propably your best option for wow as you remember it.
That is why I am there. Causing discord drama, because the weirdo guys fall in love with me if I go do something with them, and cry and complain when I go achievement hunting or mount farming with someone Else.
Authentic WoW experience for me
>>33445679So warmane is tbc??
Was wanting to be a tree actually
>>33445664I'm not American but Florida looks like the Birmingham of America
>>33445675Yes
Its nbd though
Evens i go to gym despite tired
Odds I go to a pub
Dubz I go to azeroth
women how do you feel about Kazakhstan?
>>33445690if you're tired then just go pub m8 and gym tomoz
State gender.
Are you unlikeable?
>>33445685Dont know. I think the progression server is now in mists of pandaria. It will eventually revert back to vanilla iirc.
I just play Wotlk, and ignore the other server options. Most nostalgia there for me
>>33445693M
I am capable of being liked
Its just that its hard to show myself in a way that can convince people
>>33445691Very Nice
(Borat Voice)
>>33445691Is It where Kazakh nation is on the map when I play Europa Universalis?
Like slavs with asian eyes kind of deal? Big furry hats? The one with biggest hat is president?
>>33445693M
I dont think so
>>33445640Yeah, it's small and doesn't stay hard
>>33445691Her vageeen hang like sleeve on wizard
>>33445693Male
I think so
I have no friends and have never dated so I must be
>>33445693M, I try my best xx
>>33445699>>33445705I was waiting for a Borat reference kek
>>33445693M
Not specially likeable or unlikeable.
>>33445702Yes. Grab the pussi firmly, press on it and drag it up and Down, usually with two or more fingers so when you lower your pants and squat to pee as little spray on pantlegs and shoes
>>33445708you are the very definition of unlikeable.
>>33445714Thank you for the compliment
>>33445712>press on it and drag it up and Downdamn I didn't realise there were controls
Both genders, do you believe in an afterlife? Have you had any supernatural experience?
>>33445699>>33445704i go so excited i made both posts
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I want to be submissive, why?
>>33445724M
lmao no.
lmao no.
>>33445727Every single post you make with a question is always ME ME ME ME.
Get a fucking trip so we can filter you.
>>33445727because you are baby
>>33445724M, yes and yes
>>33445724M
No. Reincarnation would be cool tho
No
Girls, are you aware guys you know jerk off to you and do you discuss this with girlfriends?
This real question is who took that picture of rulebreaker
>>33445745That would be he who shal not be named.
>>33445745According to her, Cr*c purposefully took a screenshot of her at a "bad angle" while they were video calling in order to make her look bad
Curiously, she has never posted another "good angle" picture of herself...
>>33445724F.
>do you believe in an afterlife? No. And I would hate if reincarnation were real.
>Have you had any supernatural experience?Not really. I do think deja vu is when you experience something you dream irl, though. I think some dreams, or parts of dreams, are prophetic.
>>33445743Yes.
I do that too.
Most of my masturbation isnt to porn, but to my imagination about the guys I know or about celebrities, for example the young Jared Padalecki
>>33445743No guy is jerking off to me, that's for sure. I masturbate to thinking about men I know though.
>>33445760>No guy is jerking off to me, that's for surehow do you know that hun
I thought I was overreacting. She really is just that beautiful
>>33445727Is THE cat poster back?
>>33445765bro she never left
My neighbour is having loving sex with her boyfriend again, I can hear moans and giggling
How can I get evicted or force her to move?
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I need myow to come back and tell me if these korean products are trash.
Men, do you know korean?
>>33445775lol just wear earplugs/headphones
or if you wanna be mean play some bangers
>>33445776>Men, do you know korean?no but my highschool gf was completely fluent in Korean cause she was a k-pop stan
>>33445776>Men, do you know korean?I picked up a few words and sentences.
>>33445770She was banned a while ago
>>33445775There are devices that vibrate the walls and annoy your neighbor.
>>33445765>THE cat posterAsian cat poster left a few years ago
>>33445727Do you think about men and sex 24/7?
>>33445781>>33445784I don't want to live near happy and sexually active women
>>33445781>highschool gf>completely fluentSure.
>>33445793can you afford to move?
also how do you know she's happy
>>33445795unironically she was, she got an offer to study linguistics at Cambridge
>>33445727Society has socialized women that way
Fetishes, kinks, preferences, sexual orientation, probably sexuality itself are all learned
Women what are your standards?
>>33445795F
I knew a girl in her early 20s who was fluent in german just because her favourite band was/is Rammstein.
>obviously not her native languageDont you dare to underestimate the power of a fangirl
>>33445797No
>How do you know she's happyShe's having sex very loudly
Whats the most useful type of Master's degree to get?
>>33445806Women have socialized women that way*
Why do women hate being called whores when they do whore activity? Like you got an onlyfans, you're a whore. I'd rather you just own it than trying to act as if you aren't one.
>>33445807Doesn't add unpleasant things to my life. Adds pleasant things to my life.
>>33445814Women are a part of society, yes
how do i fix this
>meet woman who i have chemistry with
>i take it slow at first and am cautious, i communicate this
>she falls hard for me
>become official after dating for a while
>i take a while before i reach her ‘level’ of being in love
>eventually reach it
>give into it and accept that i’m in love
>she breaks up with me
just why? third time in a row
>>33445817Idk, why do you get mad when I call you a bald broke manlet incel dicklet? It's true and I'd rather you own it.
I should stop huffing naval jelly whoo boy
>>33445761>how do you know that hunThere are plentiful hotter women to wank to.
>>33445809she was an autistic fangirl lol, she was also just very smart and very into languages/linguistics regardless
meanwhile I can barely manage English...
also that's dope, Rammstein is cool
>>33445817>you got an onlyfans, you're a whoreI mean technically they're not a whore unless they're prostituting themselves (i.e. having sex with people who pay them)
>>33445820similar happened to me with my recent ex
maybe just bad luck/you weren't actually a good match from the get go, or you're too closed off, or you have a type...
>>33445824I hear he graduated cum lude
>>33445820Because you are annoying. You lack life force and intensity. You act like you are mature and tempered but you are just overly cautious to try and prevent anything unpleasant from happening to you. In the process of doing that, you fail to make then feel like you care and like they are someone that you feel intensely for. Basically, you act like someone that's dead inside and has forgotten how to love. I'd break up with you too.
>>33445817F. 31, have had three men inside of me since I have been 18 for context.
Same reason alcoholics dont like to be called out.
It would place the responsibility of many many choices that Led to this situation solely on them.
Its much easier to downplay or say its about society. But deep down they know its about them
>>33445832Ok shrimp dick.
Women, did you know about this lifehack?
>>33445839How many more times do you want to post this? Are you going through your washed out rage bait folder again? Do women behave badly so rarely that you can't even get any new material? Pathetic.
>>33445818what are some pleasant things you want?
what are some unpleasant things you dont want?
>>33445813Master of Disguise
>>33445831it's not always conventional hotness it's about personal chemistry and how attracted they are to you
I used to jerk off all the time thinking about my hot MILF colleague in her 50s
>>33445839this rageb8 still circulating kek
>>33445693M, I'm unemployed able-bodied, and live with my parents, so yes.
>>33445839women are scary...
>>33445848tfw if they're not going to kick you out for not getting a job then power to you
wasting your life working sux
>>33445842>>33445845When women get called out for evil shit, they have three responses:
>uh that's just rage bait>um that was actually a tranny >b-but misogyny kills so it's justified
>>33445743I wish I knew men in real life so they could jerk off to me...
>>33445856describe yourself and I'll fap to you
>>33445843Someone to talk to, someone to spend time with, someone to cuddle, dick.
Annoying arguments, morning breath, wanting to spend time when I need alone time. Stuff like that.
>>33445693F
yes. doesn't bother me that much tho. I still make an effort to be nice
>>33445855I'm not a woman kek
>>33445862what makes you unlikeable then?
>>33445855>THE TRUTH IS NO ARGUMENT BECAUSE I SAY SO >WTF WHY DON'T YOU GET MAD OR FEEL BAD WHEN I THROW ANOTHER IMPOTENT TANTRUM AAAAAAAA SOMEONE HELP ME I NEED TO RAGE BAIT AAAAAAAAA
>>33445724Male
Sometimes
Yes
Why did the world forget the Boeing assassinated the whistle blower?
"But women ARE a monolith" is the new "But I DID have breakfast this morning"
>>33445724F
Nobody knows and it also doesn't matter.
No, unless you count existing as a supernatural experience.
>>33445817Incels get mad when we call them incels and it was the incels that first declared themselves as such. There is a layer of pathetic to these people no onlyfans girl could ever reach
>>33445872Fix your radar, idiot.
>>33445864Women are actual NPCs that cycle through the same nonarguments and insults. They repeat slogans with such holier-than-thou arrogance and think it somehow autowins them the argument, and when it doesn't they have a mental breakdown and start crying (as you are doing here). Just repeal the 19th already.
>>33445873People stop giving a shit about any happening that doesn't directly affect them personally after a few days when the entertainment effect has worn off.
>>33445880>the truth is no argument if you keep repeating it Are you dense? If an answer is the correct answer then you will get the same answer every time you ask the same question.
>>33445873Whistleblowers die all the time, it’s not that we forget and more that we have no power to change anything.
>>33445776wahhhhahah it's myao .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
i like all the ones on top n the torriden modeling mask but i wouldn't get any of the ones on the bottom ^ㅂ^ (the bottom two right ones r japanese)
>>33445776I'd only get the two on the bottom right desu
>>33445889do you talk like this irl?
>>33445880I do get overly emotional during arguments. True. I most likely am on the verge of crying before it even starts, when i need someone to know how I feel.
And I will never Come across as coherent because I am holding in tears and snot.
>bad habbit is picking up that old argument again after I have had weeks to Come up with comebackBut I am no npc.
>>33445743Are they really? I thought porn would be the main thing. We dont talk about boys, we talk about porn lol
Feminists keep repeating this line that men need to start calling out other men, when are women going to call out other women? Because men criticize each other vastly more women do with each other, women won't even tell their obese friend to put down the fork.
>>33445899You really suck at pretending to be a woman, lol.
>>33445901Someone being fat is not as big of a problem than someone being a rapist.
>>33445901>men criticize each other vastly more women do with each other>women won't even tell their obese friend to put down the forkbro has never hung out with catty gossipy bitches
>>33445839People dont text like that
>>33445859I don't think I'm worth fapping to but sure. 162cm, westeuro pale, thin and no tits, decent round ass. go nuts
>>33445910No shit it's made up incel shit
>>33445901You are incredibly delusional.
>t. man
>>33445908amanda seyfried my beloved
feminists, are you angry at men?
>>33445901I call out every rapist, abuser, and woman hater I know
Aka nobody
>>33445724F
No. We enter oblivion. Soon to be forgotten, all trace of our existence will be gone, nothing will endure and there is no escape, and the best part is that you might not even have a good life the short time you are here.
I really really hate women.
>>33445916she is a legend lol
Lacey Chaber hottest to me tho
Girls how much do you like the internet from 1 to 10?
A woman makes everything better
Women make everything worse
>>33445903I came here to clear what goes in my mind as a girl. Isnt that what atoga is about?
I might fall into some stereotypes, propably many. But I didnt think pretending to be something I am not was beneficial here.
I am emotional, prone to crying when confronted or challenged. And just like many anons, i relive any and all arguments in my head until I have witty comeback.
So.. I guess I have a Dick now
>>33445921based doomer femanon
>>33445922>wahhhhahah it's myao .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
>>33445911>go nutthat was the idea ;P
what are you wearing? are you posting on PC or mobile?
>>33445919Those kinds of people tend to pretend not to be rapists or abusers until they have an opportunity to try it on someone privately
>>33445839As much as this is for sure faked, I have known a couple girls that thought similarly. One of my old coworkers used to talk about how she felt so relaxed now that she stopped having meaningful dates and just used them to get wined and dined and as soon as they leave the restaurant its over
>>33445934So how am I supposed to call people out for doing something that I have no knowledge of
Assume all men are rapists?
>inb4 yes
>>33445932Here we go again with sex roleplay, and with a ;P to boot. Sad.
>>33445935tbf as a guy if you take a girl on an expensive restaurant date on the first date that's kind of on you kek
>>33445940>sex roleplaywhere's the sex or roleplaying
I'm just nutting to femanon do you mind
>>33445941That's how a lot of us were brought up
I wouldn't do it myself unless I already knew her really well and knew she liked the place, but still it was kind of the norm when I was a kid
>>33445927They're horrible and evil and mean
>>33445945maybe, I guess in movies and stuff
guess I'm too poorfag for that, the most I'm paying for on a first date is an activity and a coffee and cookie for her lol
>>33445945Nta but what kind of dystopian reality do people like you live in? Nobody I know has ever done shit like this and they all managed to get married and have a family without any issues or going on retarded dates or using dating apps. Sometimes I think you must all be making this up, it sounds absolutely unreal to me.
>>33445945Nta
Nobody "brought me up" shit
I never asked my parents and they never told me anything
>>33445941F
First time I was taken to a fancy restaurant was for an anniversary.
I didnt know what a third of the things on the menu were.
I got a Bacon cheeseburger, and my bf looked at me with... Pity and amusement? I felt ashamed when I saw him enjoy his bouillabaisse.
Good, but awkward memory
>>33445950Stop being a bitch who worries about what youre "supposed" or "allowed" to do
>>33445921You’re gay af. Many are saying this!
>>33445951Wow, you are one of the good ones.
>>33445946even the baddies I went out with from tinder, I only went to a restaurant with one lass on the third date and another girl like on the fourth/fifth date
and we took turns paying for stuff
>>33445951the prince and the pauper jk
>got a Bacon cheeseburgerI'd probably do the same haha, might as well order what you know you'll enjoy
was it a good burger
>>33445931kinda ?
i would be more like "noooo it's myao :c"
>>33445952Stop crying over your parents not feeding you every tiny shit on a silver spoon.
>>33445948You cannot compare anything post covid to anything pre covid. It might as well be a different planet. Zoomers are fucked
Why don't girls take guys on fancy dates?
>>33445957Worrying about listening to your bitch ass parents
Think for yourself faggot
>>33445958Nah, you are making this up. I also know zoomer couples and they also didn't do any of this cringe behavior.
>>33445930Thank you stranger, hope your life doesn’t completely suck
>>33445946am i horrible n evil n mean ?
>>33445960Idk but they should since young women now out-earn young men
>>33445960Because girls dont actually like guys. They just like what guys can give them
>>33445960Nobody takes anyone on fancy dates. Thats a made up concept by seething incels and failed femcels that bitch about what they deserve. Basically a terminally online myth.
>>33445932mobile, and sweatpants and big tshirt, not very exciting im afraid
>>33445962I'm nta you dumb whore.
>>33445963>my personal anecdote invalidates reality
I want a Sailor Moon GF so bad, they are so sexy. Would it be realistic to make a girl a Sailor Moon fan? Or should I be direct and tell her I want her cosplay as one.
>>33445967You are (allegedly) female and not currently having sex with me, and therefore you are worse than Mao.
>>33445970>I-ive n-never seen it so it must not exist
>>33445976>weaboofaggot>frogniggerKys
What do you think is the story behind that woman that died on a bus from heart failure and when they tried to reanimate her they discovered that she had 26 refurbished phones glued to her body?
>>33445960they sometimes do
my rich highschool gf would take me to fancy places bc she had no concept of money
>>33445977That's not the problem
>>33445967I don't know you personally, but as a female, you almost certainly are at least one of those things.
>>3344598120 years old, sad ):
I would assume she was manic/schizo or something
>>33445974Yes. Because literally nobody I know irl that is in a relationship does or did any of that. It's something that single people have made up. It sounds absolutely unreal like a kind of weird ritual they have come up to try and deal with the fact that they are unable to simply pair up effortlessly. Pretty weird honestly.
Would men consider a woman with wide hips, distinct waist, and a big butt curvy if she has a small chest?
>>33445977mao?
mm best i can do is cuddles !
>>33445976You want to date a 45yo?
>>33445960Why would they?
>>33445989Okay I'm going to be frank I dont even know what we were arguing about
>>33445981She probably was smuggling stolen phones. Maybe she was already in bad health, they found bottles of alcohol in her bag.
>>33445990Only if she's tall and white and in her 20s
>>33445976Sailor Moon is one of the most popular anime in the world
if you found a weeb or someone into cosplay etc. it probably wouldn't be out of the question
>>33445990yes, I don't really think about chest when thinking "curvy", it's more in the hips and ass ya dig
>>33445995shit I didn't think of the crime angle lol, I just assumed some kind of psychosis
>>33445991...you don't know who Mao Zedong is?
>>33445985ok i admit i get a little mean but its only if im upset :c
>>33446002nta
how old is jh?
>>33445992There are still younger women that like cosplaying as them. I love how their thighs look and basically everything.
Pro tip: try to act normal FOR ONCE
>>33446002she's like 31 iirc
>>33446000oh the balding communist guy
sorry i was thinking of mao mao ㅠㅠ
>>33446005Hey
What u up to rn
Im just chillin
>>33446007Yeah thats the joke you idiot.
>>33445960M
I do, but honestly it's never gone well if I do that.
Last girl cheated on me the same night after canceling our date to go to a rave after eating at a Michelin guide restaurant. If anyone woman wonders why you get taken to coffee or ice cream or a walk in the park, it's because of women like that.
>>33446005literally impossible
>>33446010Shaking my head at the concentration of retardation itt
Women do you weigh yourself after you take a shit and piss or before?
>>33446013Tbh a rave sounds a million times more fun than going to a boring dinner. I would have done the same. Maybe next time try being the guy at the rave, not the one suggesting a restaurant.
>>33446015Yeah this place blows
Why dont we meet up someplace better
>>33445955As I recall the Burger itself, it was delicious.
In any other establishment it would have been excellent. I was just preoccupied feeling like I didnt belong there eating a Burger, and how our waitress flirted with my bf.
Which he didnt notice, bless his innocent stupid soul
I distinctly remember
"Here is your burger" when she handed me my order, a smile on her lips that told me I dont belong.
And then
"And for you sir, bouillabaisse" in a tone I knew was overly sweet.
I felt like leaving right there.
I felt rage when my bf said
"The service here is good. At no other establishment the waitresses wave ay me"
I turned around and there she was with her hand up, looking at my bf.
My Burger was propably sitten on
>>33446022Yeah sure, sounds swell
>>33446021You forgot to take your meds again.
>>33445992>want to date a 45yonta but yes and she could cosplay as Usagi's mom or teacher
>>33446005fission mailed
>>33446012replied to the wrong post soz
>>33446013sorry you got cheated on
>go to a rave after eating at a Michelin guide restaurantsounds like she had a good night desu
having a big dinner *before* the rave is crazy tho
>>33446017This is like the ‘no parking after 12’
>>33446025Perfect, I'll pick you up in 30mins
>>33446019We already went to the restaurant, maybe you can try not being a cheating whore.
>>33446028Nta, Is this a trading card?
>>33446030I'll be waiting :D so excited
>>33446031And what prevented you to go to the rave with her? The dinner must have been insufferable if she could bot wait to get away from you, lol.
>>33446033Adorable. We should do this more often
>>33446034I did go you illiterate retard, that is how I know she cheated on me.
Why do you make so many assumptions?
Is it because your IQ was once considered mentally retarded?
>>33446021If burger eaters didn't belong there they wouldn't serve burgers.
>>33445856>>33445911Why aren't you getting some online then?
Girl started to talk about her pets and how much she loves her pets. Lost all attraction to her and had to fake to care. How do I find quickly if a girl has pets without being weird.
>>33446037you said she cancelled your date to go to a rave
I wish everyone ITT a delicious burger
>>33446021>preoccupied feeling like I didnt belong there eating a Burgeraw, well sod what people think, I mean it's on the menu cuz it's something they make lol
>how our waitress flirted with my bfprobably trying to get a good tip lol, but still that's a bit inappropriate if you were there...
>>33446034what kind of rave was it
>>33446040>talk about her pets and how much she loves her pets. Lost all attraction to her and had to fake to careshe dodged a bullet...
asking if someone has pets or likes animals is a pretty common small talk topic tho
>>33446043tfw no delicious burger gf
>>33446041And you assumed she went by herself, I drove her to the restaurant, we had bought movie tickets she canceled that, and I got a refund and we went to a rave where she cheated with her friend.
>>33446043woah thanks man it just appeared on my keyboard. unfmm so good un
>>33446037Lol, thats even worse. You were so boring that she abandoned you at the rave you went to together to go fuck another guy? Holy shit... how can one fumble this immensely? She was willing to just get dicked by some random guy and you could not even seal that deal? Embarrassing anon, truly embarrassing.
>>33446040You just ask. Then you act like you think her pets are cute and ghost her at the next opportunity.
How do you fuck someone in a rave? Do they have like fuck tents?
You know how back in school when you'd be joking around with your friend during class and the teacher would yell at you and you'd both sit there with a smile on your face trying your hardest not to laugh your ass off, that is deadass how I feel when a woman is angry and yelling at me. Any guys know what I mean?
Do they sell burgers at the rave
>>33445889>>33445891Uh oh, we now have asian terf war.
>>33446048Women are truly evil creatures.
>>33446053This is how I feel when incels throw a tantrum about girls liking chad.
>>33446053No i either never got caught, never got yelled at, or would apologize profusely
>>33446059Cry more faggot.
>>33446055Isn't that gross
>>33446045ignore the other anons lol, she sounds like a real dipshit and you dodged a bullet
missed the respect aspect of PLUR...
>>33446055grim
I'd only go into the toilets with girls to do another line
>>33446054american raves be like jk
>>33446053nah I usually just get scared or sad
>>33446063Poon is poon dawg
>>33446063Fucking a stranger at a rave is gross by default and also the point.
State gender. Objectively best cartoon?
something with my friendship with a guy bothers me.
I like to knit stuff, no, i am not great at it, neither am I horrible.
I made a friend of mine some socks. He was really happy about them.
I made him another pair, he was even happier.
Then I made fingerless gloves to another guy friend, loved them.
But the first guy I made socks for got really damn angry that I made stuff for someone Else.
Am I mistaken in thinking the first guy has a crush on me?
Should I talk to him about this? Feels really weird. I never meant anything romantic with these. I just wanted to generally please my friends with small things I make. No I dont make things just for guys. I also made a thick puffy scarf for my female friend
>>33446068rick and morty wobalubadulbdlb
>>33446068M
Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry are the most timeless I think
Personal favourite in terms of animation is The Ren & Stimpy Show (before John K got fired)
>>33446072ZONE has entered the chat
State gender
What do you like on your burger
M
Ketchup, mustard, pickles, sometimes tomato, cheese
I like it when the burger is really fat, like a cannon ball
Hi i am in love with an animer cosplayer girl from my local comic con but I am bit worry because her mouth area looks greenish like if she had a beard before can this be normal or she a guy?
>>33446068F.
Berserk anime from the 90's. That soundtrack and romance with Casca is top tier despite the dated animationstyle with still images panning from one direction to another.
>>33446078I am 27. I bet the first two seasons hold up still.
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>>33446079She probably just gave Shrek a blowjob
>>33446082Are you German lol
>>33445889>>33445891And now I'm gonna go back and scoop all those for ~$5 a piece since they were bargain binned at Marshalls.
>>33446068Too hard. There are various thatvare good for different reasons.
>>33446081>I bet the first two seasons hold up still.What?
>>33446089what? the first two seasons were good
>>33446079Why would a greenish mouth area mean a beard
Aren't 5 o'clock shadows grey
Who has green facial hair
>>33446085Thats czech anon
>>33446085Nta you know the name?
>>33446079>her mouth area looks greenishmaybe she had just eaten/drunk something idk
>like if she had a beardwtf who has a green beard
>>33446093nta, but of what? think you were replying to the wrong post
>>33446093Read what you actually replied to.
>>33446089I thought it was about rick and morty lmao
>>33446097Aw cute hes got a little sock on his ectoplasm tail
>>33446097Her mouth area looks a different color like pic.
>>33446095ahh right
>>33446096The Little Mole right?
it looks really cute
here in bongland we had The Wind in the Willows (with moley) and also Mouse & Mole
>>33446095oh yeah it's czech not german
>>33446100not to be hipster but I remember watching Rick & Morty when season 1 was on adult swim and thinking it was hilarious, the first two seasons were really wacky
around season 3 I lost interest
>>33446102>ectoplasm in a socklol
puzzle
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>>33446082What a throwback. I had this block puzzle as a kid lol
>>33446100Average rick and morty watcher
>>33446105Have you never heard of makeup? Also, how fucking autistic are you?
>>33446106I don't know. I didn't even Europeans had animations.
>>33446108Cute! I really like the art style, the silly stories and - just everything
I just think the woman would be grossed out by fucking in the toilet and spit on my face and leave. I don't know woman very well
>>33446105It looks lighter
That's just because her cheeks are red
Facial hair would be darker
>>33446073I don’t know what Zone is
>>33446119You replied to the wrong thing again
Also lurk /f/ for ten years
>>33446082Eastern European spotted
>>33446068M
Tom and jerry
Avatar
Star wars The Clone Wars
Cowboy Bebop
These are my personal favourites so don't hate me
>>33446113I think this is her or you can find her webms in /INT/ she gets spam there.
>>33446108nta but that's so cute :3
used to love block puzzles lol
>>33446105ok, maybe makeup/lipstick or somsething as part of the cosplay?
the logical leap to beard and man is cray
>>33446112>didn't even Europeans had animationsbruh......
another underrated cartoon is Nu Pogodi, basically Soviet Tom & Jerry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js6KqgAyaBQ
>>33446119>don’t know what Zone ismy sweet summer child
>>33446117It depends on the girl and the circumstances. If she's drunk at a rave and enjoys making out with total strangers, then chances are bigger that she would find it exciting to fuck in the toilet than if you suggested that to sabrina from accounting during coffee break.
The dropshipping guy keeps talking to me
He wants me to go to his "store"
Brehs what should I do
>>33446125You don't have her name then?
>intThey post cosplayers on int?
>>33446130Thats what you get for falling for scams because you try to find a short cut.
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You know what women, you're right. I'm a loser who can't get laid. Women don't find me attractive, they find me creepy. However, at the end of the day I get to come home from work and hang out with friends on Discord who I've known for almost a decade and watch bleach while shitposting and eating popcorn. I get to play games with them and laugh. Hell, when I was going to be homeless at one point I had multiple of them reach out and offer to fly me out to their state and room with them until I got back on my feet. I even had several of them pool together three thousand dollars to buy me a mobile home. Luckily none of that was needed as I found a job and managed to get by. I don't even know any of their real names. I can talk about anything with them, and there's tons of things to do where we all enjoy eachothers company and just have fun every day.
I know for a fact none of you have that. You're never satisfied. And when you're depressed you don't even have more fun when you're in another persons company, you just drag them down too. So go ahead and be your own boss babe, you do you, but at the end of the day you're lucky if you even have one or two real friends. You know women are miserable and guys are actually genuinely good and make you feel happy, but the thing you have to offer them is just your body.
Literally go get fucked, I'm going to go watch Bleach and simp for Yuroichi.
>>33446130What is the backstory here
Does anyone remember this?
>>33446079>>33446094Green color corrector is for redness
But lots of women microblade their face (over peachfuzz) or have acne
>>33446111I have advanced color eyesight.
Women
Is Floyd a good name for a pet cat or dog
>>33446127I see. I really want to go to a rave but I am too much of a pussy to go alone
>>33446130don't get kidnapped anon
>>33446127eh I like raves, drinking and making out, but banging in the toilet is just nasty
>>33446134Ii just talked to him I'd didnt like give him my card number or anything
Young men live in a world where women make more than them and they still feel the need to pay for dates, just think about how much of a retarded simp the average man is.
F.
I just remembered this thing.
My favourite activity with my bf.
>outside of the obvious thing.
I freaking loved popping zits on his back.
Or anywhere I could find them. The more/bigger pus or "skinworms" i could push out the better.
When he got a cyst I could pop for weeks on his shoulder blade it made me so happy, even when it mostly just burst out blood.
I cant be the only one?
>>33446150I thought women only "dated up" though
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>>33446137yes I just posted it here lol
>>33446126my guy was hella fruity ngl
had a pleasant interaction with mine crush today. it's got me feeling youthful enough that i'm listening to weezer rn. who knows what tomorrow will bring.
>>33446135>women are miserable and guys are actually genuinely good and make you feel happyThis is exactly why you are single, lol. Most girls have that too and good relationships are like that too. But congrats on making peace with being a genetic dead end. Must be a weight off your shoulders.
>>33446154Sorry, we're going 50/50 on everything.
>>33446150All the couples I know irl, the guy still makes more than the girls. The point is that if girls earn more, they simply date men that earn even more. The guys that are out earned by the girls stay single.
>>33446155You think most of those guys get a second date? You think there was ever serious intention on her part to date them in the first place? lmao
>>33446153>When he got a cyst I could pop for weeks on his shoulder blade it made me so happy, even when it mostly just burst out blood.girls are crazy yo
>>33446135>and watch bleachat least you're not drinking it
>>33446161>All the couples I know irl, the guy still makes more than the girlsI know several couples IRL where the girl earns significantly more lol
>>33446125>>33446133Nevermind, found her.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFgF8_LJDsL/
She's fucking hot, hopefully she does nudes.
>>33446157>i'm listening to weezer rn
>>33446164I wish he would drink it. A good deed for humanity.
>>33446161My neighbor literally doesn't have a job, he just stays on his porch smoking weed all day and he still has a girlfriend. At most he gives blood for cash occasionally, I know because he always asks me if I want to take him as he doesn't have a car of his own.
>>33446158Then why are women always so miserable if they have good friends and company and can also have sex whenever they want? What do they even have to be sad about? What you're saying doesn't even make sense.
>>33446135>I know for a fact none of you have that. You're never satisfied. And when you're depressed you don't even have more fun when you're in another persons company, you just drag them down too. So go ahead and be your own boss babe, you do you, but at the end of the day you're lucky if you even have one or two real friends. You know women are miserable and guys are actually genuinely good and make you feel happy, but the thing you have to offer them is just your body.I hate women too, but this is some huge cope. They have much better lives than 99% of men. There's a reason they live longer, their lives are simply easier and they never have to struggle with anything because society and men will always take care of them. Even the wall isn't real because there's always a man desperate enough for them.
>>33446120Again, who do you think I am?
>>33446169Ok. Guess he mist be dating the fat town bicycle with four baby daddies that she is willing to sink this low.
>>33446153>I cant be the only one?Kinda hope you are, because...
Well, whatever turns you on, I guess.
>>33446167didn't see that coming
Ladies I'm kinda worried about the state of the world, what about you?
>>33446150There are various factors for example for most men sex is a must on the first or the second date it's more insane than men paying for the dates
>>33446171They aren't. You just only notice the miserable ones because you seek them out online to feel a sense of satisfaction at seeing their misery.
>>33446179No. Worrying about that is for brainlets that don't understand history, humanity and life.
>>33446164>>33446168I've never even once considered suicide. Not only is it wrong and a rejection of life but you don't even know how life will turn out so you're literally just cutting it short for no reason. Suicide is for giga retards.
>>33446172I've known two women that have killed themselves growing up and I've had many more message me about suicide and tons of women constantly complain about being depressed or are on anti-depressants. What is this insane cope.
Last I checked it was something like 40% of women have been diagnosed with depression at some point vs men and tons of women are on medication for it.
>>33446183Guess we should stop prescribing anti-depressants then because the women clearly don't need it.
>>33446186Because men just become alcoholic porn addicts instead of going to therapy, getting a diagnosis and the appropriate meds.
>>33446185Okay do you want to make out or something so I can forget about it for five minutes
>>33446171>"What do they even have to be sad about?"yes, because this is how depression works...
>>33446182>for most men sex is a must on the first or the second datespoken like a true manwhore
>>33446186>I've never even once considered suicide>Suicide is for giga retardsmust be nice
>>33446189Maybe they are more content exactly because they put in the work to get the necessary help. Unlike most men that just sit and wallow in their misery for no reason and somehow think thats based and masculine.
>>33446186>Last I checked it was something like 40% of women have been diagnosed with depression at some point vs men and tons of women are on medication for it.NTAs, but you are either disingenuous or naive if you think this statement can be said so unreflected.
Men with depressions have shitty coping mechanics.
Why do you think men kill themselves 3 to 4 more often than women? Because instead of seeking help, they shut themselves up and do something terminally harmful to themselves (and potentially others).
>>33446179Yeah it’s bad, but also we’ll be dead soon so it’s not all bad news
>>33446190Why do you need meds if your lives are great and you're happy?
Also none of the guys in the discord I'm in are alcoholics and only like one or two are porn addicts (I'm one of them). Most don't even drink alcohol or smoke weed or anything like that because alcohol tastes like shit and weed makes you retarded.
>>33446191Yeah, absolutely.
>>33446179F
Tbh I dont like how stuff works.
I have worked since graduation, not even a minimum wage field. 8 hours/5 days a week.
I rent an apartment, i bought a car. I dont drink or smoke.
I have 250 to spend on myself each month after bills. I have no backup or savings. Where is that part of life I can afford a house or go to see a concert from my favourite band?
I feel like ny hair is falling out just because if I need a new tyre for my car I cant afford popcorn to go with my favourite movies or tv show.
This sucks.
>>33446197Why do you need porn to cope if your life is so amazing and you have the bestest friends in the whole wide world?
>>33446186>What is this insane cope.Good question, even though you forgot the question mark.
What is your insane cope that your anecdotal evidence has any weight compared to statistics that say the opposite?
>>33446201Do you have down syndrome?
>>33446195>instead of seeking help, they shut themselves up and do something terminally harmful to themselvesThis is the case a lot of the time but eh, a lot of guys do seek help and still struggle, and guys just tend to choose more violent/extreme suicide methods
>>33446201we live in a society
take care of yourself anon
>>33443629 (OP)>middle finger is 3 inches or so>put it in half way>pain>women want 6 to 8 inches of dickHow? That seriously can’t be enjoyable and barely possible.
>inb4 “not everyone is you”
Dating should be reinvented completely, it's not working
>>33446201Oh. And with this kind of life.
How am I supposed to afford having a family?
>>33446153Nope, I also watch pimple youtubes but haven't lately.
>>33446186You're the one coping, wishing that women have miserable lives when everything points to the opposite, and it's the men who are homeless and offing themselves or wanting to turn into girls because of how much it sucks being a man.
>>33446208You're not supposed to finger frigid bitches that you fail to turn on you idiot.
>>33446212I still remember the time I said you could add stuff to the CyTube and you played a pimple popping video lol, blechhh
>>33446215I’m a woman, retarded faggot. Go be angry somewhere else.
>>33446209Dating doesn't exist in a vacuum, it's merely a symptom. If you want to change it, you'd need an apocalyptic happening that gives us a clean slate. And even then it will get fucked up again because it's our nature to try and exploit each other for personal gains.
>>33446201But remember if you stop buying starbucks you'll magically be able to afford a house
>>33446209Good luck telling foids to stop fucking Chads. They hold positions of power now and we will die before any change takes place. The guys who made it benefit from it the most too, so they have no reason to invent ways to help out other men.
>>33446219Even worse, lol.
>>33446204The statistics say women have more depression. Just because you site men killing themselves more doesn't mean the statistics don't prove literally the exact opposite.
>>33446203I already said I don't get pussy. I jack off a lot. Its unrelated to whether I hang out with friends or not. My masturbation habits have never gone up or down since I hit puberty, its always 2 to 3 times a day unless my dick is beat to shit and I need a day or two off.
>>33446214Okay lol, we'll see about that. Make sure to keep taking your happy meds.
>>33446226But what about supply and demand
>>33446227And your dick-riding ass is no better, obviously.
>>33446228You're a clown, which is amazing that you stand out in this sea of clowns atoga already has.
>>33446233You want a medal for your vaginismus or so?
>>33446229supply and demand of what? if women just want chad you don't count as supply bro
>>33446086realsies i love that place
>>33446238do you think there is enough supply of chads?
>>33446228>women have more depressionI don't doubt this due to hormones and other factors, but I think a big part of it is just a lot of guys sucking it up and not getting help
I was a medical receptionist for years and the average mental health call from a woman was like "hey so I'm due my med review and blood work again soon and have been feeling a bit lower than usual recently, am I able to see the doctor any sooner?" whereas from a guy it was like "hey so I've not told anyone about this but I'm kind of planning to kill myself next week lmao"
>>33446237>can’t argue with a retarded bitchYou had never made sense from the start, buddy… Learn to stop being so angry, like a bitch, so you don’t sound schizophrenic. Stop taking your anger out on me. Goodbye.
>>33446198Okay here I gooooo!
>>33446238He means that if all women want chad, not all can have one. He is projecting the male inability to simply stay single if you can't get what you want and also the fact that women raising their standards leads to more and more men living up to them. He is assuming that female demand is the same as male demand, where nobody gives a shit about what you ask for and where it drives you crazy if you don't get pussy.
>>33446201all according to plan. wouldn't being in a relationship relieve you of some of these issues though?
>>33446241Why do you need medication for just feeling a little but more down than usual, what the actual fuck. Actually address the thing that is making you unhappy. Planning to kill yourself is the time when you should maybe consider medication.
>>33446247she mentioned her bf here
>>33446021 (unless they're an ex)
>>33446244How will you do literally anything in life if you can't even deal with a little finger in your pussy? Lol. I bet you are one of those people that has to gag unironically when they smell a foul scent.
>>33446241>I don't doubt this due to hormonesYou’re dumb as fuck if think that you’re not a cause to the issue. That’s one reason: chalking it up to hormones and nothing else. Typical.
>>33446246>the fact that women raising their standards leads to more and more men living up to them.NTA but me no understando
>>33446253At least someone.
>>33446235we can't all be lion tamers
>>33446246Completely wrong. I just think the concept of chad is stupid
>>33446248>Why do you need medication for just feeling a little but more down than usual, what the actual fuckI'm talking about people who were already on medication for mental health issues and monitoring their progress/moods
>Actually address the thing that is making you unhappyIt's not always a "thing" making you unhappy... that's kind of the point of clinical depression (vs. situational)...
>Planning to kill yourself is the time when you should maybe consider medicationWhat if it's too late and the person actually goes through with it
Life is too short to be perpetually unhappy when medical treatments exist to help
>>33446252I literally said "and other factors" (I'm not a medical professional though, sue me)
Hormones and neurochemistry can be a big factor though. I'm bipolar myself, runs in the family and is genetic, even if I had the perfect life I would probably still end up crazy
Boys and girls, it is that time again.
I need some cooking ideas for the weekend.
I want to make something in a casserole.
My fridge is mostly empty, so feel free to bring up some wild suggestions.
>>33446247All the men my age are in the same situation, if they werent born with a silver spoon up their butt.
If I had a man, we would need a bigger apartment. Pay for two parking spots. Insurances, phonebills.
I dont think we would have anything extra compared to me being alone.
Femanons do you have joy and whimsy in your life?
>>33446246>women raising their standards leads to more and more men living up to themThis is not true at all. Marriage and birthrates are plummeting in part because men can't live up to them.
>>33446262what is casserole ?
>>33446252You are expecting too much empathy from that shit on legs.
>>33446262Liver and onions
>>33446262you could make like a beef stew or sausage casserole
>>33446258nta I would define chad as someone who is both desirable and based, those two are not so easy to combine
>>33446265Ok, and? The two options are they stay single or men rise to the new demands. If they can't then birth rates go down. Very simple.
>>33446262A while ago we used to make turkey fillets with paprika and aioli. It was easy and tasty.
>>33446267why so rude kek
>>33446262Lasagne if that counts or
chicken bacon cheese and potato
>>33446263what are your eating habits? do you eat out a lot? do you just get paid next to nothing or are there just a lot of expenses?
>>33446277Anon is ln the verge of becoming an active shooter lol
>>33446271I'm sure you can see that this is an issue. Low birthrates are bad for all kinds of reasons and both men and women aren't happy about the situation either.
I'm sceptical towards the extend that relative male underperformance matters (compared to increasing social isolation in general), but I do think it's a relevant factor.
>>33446266Look at the picture or look it up. lol
>>33446269Would you put some pasta noodles in it, like penne?
>>33446273Huh, interesting.
How did you make it?
Did you pan-sear the breasts a bit and then put it in the oven to cook through?
>>33446279Unironically lasagna is my go to casserole dish and I make a really good one, but I wanted to try something different.
>>33446267Say what you really mean, retard. I’m not going to figure it out.
>>33446286Speak for yourself. I will not be content as long as human population is over 500 millions. Shitter's full.
>>33446290>Shitter's full.India begs to differ!
>>33446263Tbh.
I do have a man. Dont know why I sain "if"
He has like a shitload of inheritable land.
So he is Rich, right?
No.
Inheritance tax.
Many of the armas he inherits are farmland. Neglected for decades.
So if he doesnt cough up a 6 figure sum im about 12 months. Its auctioned for multinational companies, who already try to buy it.
How to take away the means of food production from the locals 101.
>>33446263NTA but living together is typically cheaper than living alone. While you need a bigger apartment, you don't need an apartment with two toilets, two living rooms, two kitchens, two dishwashers, fridges, internet connections, etc. - sharing space is generally cheaper than renting separately.
>>33446261>It's not always a "thing" making you unhappy... that's kind of the point of clinical depression (vs. situational)...Yeah but doesn't that mean you try to
>eat healthy>lose weight>get good sleep>go outside>do physical labor>pick up hobbies>address other issues and go to therapyBefore just going to anti-depressants. A ton of people I know just had their doctors go "hmm, lets try putting you on anti-depressants and see if it helps." Then they're fucking locked on them forever.
>>33446288>Unironically lasagna is my go to casserole dish and I make a really good oneNice. Lasagna is so fucking good
>>33446296>armasThe what now?
>>33446288>Huh, interesting.How did you make it?
Did you pan-sear the breasts a bit and then put it in the oven to cook through?
Not really, we just covered the bottom of the casserole with paprika and aioli, then place the turkey and cover it with both things again. Then put in the oven around 20-30 minutes, maybe? I don't remember the exact time, try around 15-20 just in case.
>>33446288yeah I rate penne and use it often
>>33446296sorry that sux, farming sitch is crazy
>>33446297>sharing space is generally cheaper than renting separatelyit's ogre for terminally single anons jk
>>33446298>eat healthy>lose weight>get good sleep>go outside>do physical labor>pick up hobbies>address other issues and go to therapyofc, but depression can make it very difficult to do these things. antidepressants can alleviate the worst of it and make it easier to take healthy steps to get better
>Then they're fucking locked on them forevera lot of people have clinical/recurrent depression that comes back, in those cases it's usually better to stay on the meds that work for you than perpetually come off and on them
y'all niggaz have seen how crazy I can get off meds
>>33446308also I forgot to say the obvious that a lot of people with "high functioning depression" are still doing these things
>eat healthy>lose weight>get good sleep>go outside>do physical labor>pick up hobbies>address other issues and go to therapyI was doing literally all of these things in highschool, and still had a psychotic depressive episode where I had to repeat a year and my school made me see therapists
>>33446290The problem is not just one of space but of other associated aspects. Collapsing welfare states due to the burden of the young to take care of the old exceeding their capacities, social unrest caused by political division, ageing singles with no relatives to take care of them, fewer entrepreneurs, advancements in research, etc.
>>33446304That sounds like something that is not really a casserole dish, but you got me wanting poultry and paprika now, so I'll put that on my list at least!
>>33446282Breakfast. Oatmeal. And a cup of coffee
Lunch, workplace cafeteria ham sandwich and a cup of coffee from my own thermos.
After work, Rice and chicken with cream/pasta bolognaise/some casserole.
If i feel like spending money i might use my mini coal grill and do some chicken.
On fridays I get a bag of candy, and a pint of cider.
>>33446308>ofc, but depression can make it very difficult to do these things. antidepressants can alleviate the worst of it and make it easier to take healthy steps to get betterYeah but then you're literally stuck on them for basically forever. Shit is worse than cigarettes. Its not some light thing to just try out.
>>33446239Yeah, I love bargain hunting. I've been meaning to shop for new products and I was out looking for a new hairdryer anyway.
>>33446301Areas* sorry typo.
I dont think armas is a word
>>33446308>it's ogre for terminally single anons jkIt's one of the reasons why couples tend to do better financially.
>>33446316do you tally up your weekly food expenses? you might be surprised. oatmeal is all you need, btw. one meal a day. ditch the meat forever.
>>33446312Yeah, it had to all come tumbling down. It's a ruin. There is no other way than to tear it down, declutter and rebuild. Trying to patch it back together as is is futile and frankly stupid.
>>33446262Chicken cheesy [carb] in a pan would suffice. What veggies do you have?
>>33446317>Shit is worse than cigaretteshow lmfao
>then you're literally stuck on them for basically foreverwhat's the alternative then? stay off the meds, have depressive episodes and power through being miserable for no reason? like I said imo life's too short
>>33446321couples keep winning reeee
Why do many dicks and cunts expect people to be nice (not respectful or polite, but nice) if they’re rude to you first?? How entitled can you be?
Would you date a guy who dislikes restaurants in general?
>>33446334Yes because I hate them too.
>>33446327>how lmfao Withdrawal symptoms linger for cigarettes are a couple weeks generally. Withdrawal symptoms for anti-depressants can last months or years and are often worse than the symptoms for nicotine.
>what's the alternative then? stay off the meds, have depressive episodes and power through being miserable for no reason? like I said imo life's too shortBe absolutely fucking sure you need to medicate the hormones in your body to actually correct a real brain problem instead of just doing it because you feel too sad to exercise and eat right.
How do I find out her address? She’s in Sweden, I know her first name, but not her surname. If I have her surname I could find out since there’s no privacy in Sweden.
>>33446338>Withdrawal symptoms for anti-depressants can last months or yearsthose are extreme cases
I've gone cold turkey on meds and cigarettes several times (don't recommend this lol), you might feel a bit rough for like a couple days but then you're fine
>because you feel too sad to exercise and eat rightthat is symptomatic of depression lol
and plenty of people do exercise and eat right and are still depressed
we're going in circles here lol
>>33446342der stalker
>>33446324I dont tally them.
The Lunch sandwich I know is three dollars every day.
Im checking up quickly on my bank statements and it show about 50 for gasoline, 220 for groceries. Student loan and car payments 180/month. 45 for Phone and internet. 780 for rent and electricity/water.
>>33446334Dislikes them in general like every aspect including trusting people to cook good food? Or just doesn't want to sit in them around other people?
>>33446347>The Lunch sandwich I know is three dollars every daynta but are you not able to take a packed lunch from home?
ik it's effort but $3 a day adds up
do you not live with your bf btw
Women, what's your guilty pleasure?
>>33446347you could equally quarter that 220. are you canadian or australian?
>>33446347Oh. And about 9.90 for a Projekt Melody subscription.
If that is important
>>33446359Having a drugging or passing out kink
>>33445474Yes, that's correct (kinda.) Would you lose sleep over not preventing the possibility of a woman you personally hate getting raped.
>>33445524Damn, that's cold. Whatever happened to female solidarity?
>>33446349Yes, I woke up, the cycle is still going
>>33446319u should check out their perfumes while your at it !!
can find a bunch of expensive brands for much cheaper (´∀`)
>>33446364>Projekt Melody subscriptionholy based
are you bi then
>>33446361that does sound like a lot
I food shop for three people (five on weekends) like every couple of weeks, and even splurging on stuff we don't need and buying extra treats it never goes over £100
if she lived and cooked with her bf that'd save money also
>>33446365Are you that woman that likes necro?
>>33446365is this something you can safely do in a relationship?
>>33446366She said "I wouldn't leave her there", what more can you do?
>>33446359Literally everything that isn't strictly necessary.
>>33446377NTA
It is something you ONLY can do safely in a relationship.
>>33446365Would you be the passed out one then or would you drug a guy...
>>33446368And what is over?
>>33446376Yes, only if the body is fresh though.
>>33446377Definitely!
>>33446382It can be either one but I’ll be drugged up more
>>33446359Feeding guys I like some food I made.
>>33446374>if she lived and cooked with her b that'd save money toosee, that's what i'm saying. it's like carpooling. if you're going in the same direction it's pointless taking two cars, hm?
For you guys that keep asking penis size related questions, women are fucking terrible at estimating penis size by sight. Below 5 inches you'll probably get told you have a baby carrot and above 5 you'll get called mandingo if it's not thin.
>>33446379She said she would if she were kicked out.
>>33446388>like carpoolingyeah, my living sitch is a bit like that, we all just pay different things towards the house/living and I'd be paying way more if I lived alone
but it must be really nice to have your own space and autonomy too...
>>33446389No you retard. We know how wide our hands are and if we have a bf, we likely even actually measured with a ruler once for fun.
>tfw playing Roblox and giving away shit I don't need on a game
>tfw the guys usually don't offer anything in return or say please/thank you, and just ask for more
>tfw the girls always deliberate, offer other things and say thank you and chat
maybe women are nicer than men after all.........
>>33446373I spritzed myself with some warm vanilla something that was Lancôme~
>>33446365You want to drug me and have your way with me? Hot
OIG2
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Women would you date a man that really really really likes cozy things?
>>33446405twitter opinion
>>33446400who doesn't like cozy things?
>>33446406I want a refund jk
>>33446408Yes, 4chan is famous for loving, nay, adoring AI slop. "Bring on the digital sloppa," 4chan eagerly, desperately pleads.
>>33446374I honestly dont know.
>>33446359Lesbian porn.
Never really came to terms with it.
I hate the stuff where people scream and moan, but seeing any adult content where I can see the guys body or hear them turns me Off, but guy pov stuff is fine if I only see the pp.
And I have only had straight relationships before.
I wish I could go super saiyan
>>33446414Opposite. My hair is getting healthier because I’m eating healthier, so it’s getting longer.
>>33446414No, but I am shedding kinda a lot.
>>33446400So fucking tired of AI crap. Literally just high-tech plagiarism.
Can't believe we're ending the species just to generate a bunch of pics of Jesus turning into a mermaid.
>>33446425It's kinda funny how those colors and font are often used by AI.
>>33446425>Losing to Alef>Lqucss
>>33446425How can you not tell this was made by AI…. Just look at the typos and the distortion over on the east coast.
studies show b.o is better than cologne or perfume (when you're hot)
so why don't more hot girls go au naturel
>>33446433I understood it as an example of how retarded "AI" is.
Studies have shown my back side
>>33446398right ????
sigh i needa go shopping again v.v
>>33446435I know a guy.
His wrists smell of sawdust, pinetar and sweat.
The freaking sexiest smell I have ever smelled come out of a man naturally.
So why do you use axe bodyspray?
And why doesnt my bf smell like that?
Shut up stinkies! Take a bath and use deodorant.
>>33446445nta
gonna use turpentine as a fragrance now lol
Women
Have you ever used tumblr for long periods of time/had a tumblr
And that’s your cup size
>>33446435I imagine a combination of both from someone you find attractive and have compatible pheromones with is best, at least ime
>>33446445>axe bodysprayI haven't used this since highschool lol
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>>33446425This is you, grandpa
>>33446452*what’s your cup size
girl b.o makes me rock hard
>>33446458never smelled girl b.o. unless she was old fat and riding a motorized scooter
FUCK THE JOB MARKET FUCK LINKEDIN FUCK THE PEOPLE IN HR FUCK AUTOMATED RESPONSES FUCK AI FUCK THE RETARDED BOOMERS THAT RUINED IT ALL FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE
>>33446425>it merged Virginia and West VirginiaLol
>>33446460you either have a bad nose or few experiences in close proximity to women
>>33446448Ok. You asked for it. *hoses you down*
>>33446458I remember once when I was at work this sweaty MILF who was cycling past came and and apologised for being so sweaty
she reeked of BO but something awoke inside me
>>33446461yeah...........................
>>33446463i would say its 20% 80%
State gender
Opinion on eyepatches?
>>33446476M
I don't have a comment at the moment.
Rikka
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>>33446476M
Looks cute on Chuuni girls
>>33446476M
look cool
good way to cover a bad eye
>>33446476M, cool
>>33446470mood
hope u ok
girls, if i were your hot bf would you not use deodorant and let me smell your pits?
>>33446471Feels like there’s no hope in the future for me
>>33446488I didn't ask why, I asked what for? What do you expect to achieve? If you think there's no future for you in life, I don't think in death it'll be much better.
>>33446486That's disgusting. Please refrain from posting gross stuff like that again.
>>33446493wow i didn't know i wanted to do this, thanks... but milk first? really?
If you had to choose which would you rather have, a job or a gf? I'd choose a gr because I hate work and I will never ever ever work I hate it.
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>>33446476m
big fan. wish i had a reason to wear one.
>>33446499Can't get a gf without a job.
You know how looking physically beautiful it what makes women hot? Doing stuff and making money is what makes men hot; that's the male equivalent. An unemployed man is like a fat chick that never showers.
>>33446493utahjaz is fine as hell lol
>>33446499if I could support myself/us without a job then the gf obviously, what kind of a question is this lol
>>33446499a gf duh
i dont mind working but id rather have a gf
>>33446503I know a few men and husbands that have no jobs and are supported by women. So it is possible
>>33446499I have ajob and no gf, so
>>33446137looking back this cartoon was pretty furry lol with some of the side characters, I think one of the animators had a thing for deer and fox girls...
there were some later episodes made an a recent CGI reboot, I'm glad they kept the furshit https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TTLJ6NqSQ1M
>>33446507>I know a few gross, fat chicks who are in poly relationships with multiple simps, so it is possible.Yeah, a baby born with two heads is possible, but also no, not really. That's Ripley's shit, you don't need to worry about encountering that irl.
wish i had black hair
id be clark fucking kent
women would you rather be a man hater or a hand mater?
>>33446435No. Men that smell like clean or bath and body works ocean moid line are superior.
i had an experience when i was younger
met a pretty girl at a party as a teen, we hit it off, end up going down on each other
she was embarrassed by it but the truth is she had an absolutely enchanting bush
it was fluffy, soft, smelled (naturally) amazing, and felt so good to rub my face against
i just ask you ladies to consider giving someone in your life a similar experience
>>33446521Fuck body wash.
Soap bars >>>>>>>>>>
>>33446523Soap is nice. Men should use that too.
It comes as body spray and lotion too even.
>>33446526read the research, yours is a minority opinion
you probably smell like roast beef and onions, anyway
Would you rather have arms but no legs in the morning but the legs will eventually replace your arms thorough out the day until you have only legs and no arms then the next morning you would have no arms only legs but through out the day the arms will replace the legs until you have only arms and no legs and this cycle repeats or would you rather have legs but no arms in the morning but the arms will eventually replace your legs thorough out the day until you have only arms and no legs then the next morning you would have no legs only arms but through out the day the legs will replace the arms until you have only legs and no arms and this cycle also repeats
Femanons how important is telling her she looks gorgeous when you see for the first date?
I feel like that is a dealbreaker if I don't.
>>33446535i feel like this is a simp sentiment
women would you date a man with a kind of ugly smile?
>>33446515Some of them have great jobs and can provide for both and it's like they don't do anything they help around the house some cook and help with the kids. Also they aren't ugly
Will women ever see non-chads as human?
there are good women out there. great women actually. women so great youd think it was fuckken fiction. but i will never ever be with them
there are bad women out there. terrible women actually. women so terrible youd think it was fuckken fiction. but i will never ever be with them
>>33443880 >with other infamous users such as Cr*c, MKG and Gary, and would encourage them to groom young girls, cheat on their partners and post content there.For the record, I've never seen this happen or ever been encouraged to do that.
Thanks for the food, babe. It was delicious. I want to go get some coffee- would you like anything?
There are women out there?
I saw a woman today
I should buy a lotto ticket
Imagine that a friend invited you to his house on this Friday night for a party and you go with your beautiful girlfriend and there are cool people there, and you play games, laugh ando have an awesome time with your girlfriend and friends
>>33446561not to reinforce that one guy's schtick, but i haven't had this since university
>>33446530I don't actually use those more than once just to smell like a moid sometimes. I only like that scent profile whatever it is.
I want a moid body pillow that won't try to rape me in my sleep
>>33446561not to reinforce that one guy's schtick, but ive literally never experienced this
>>33446567Why would we try to rape you?
>>33446535I usually assume I'm gorgeous because I'm going on the date. It's nice to tell me but surface level compliments like that feel shallow and like they're forced.
>>33446567are you fine with cuddle boners?
>>33446551White mocha plz. Frappe even.
>>33446567I can just play dead
>>33446570moids are sick
>>33446572sure just don't cum
>>33446569im about to finish university, i never had this and i want to kill myself because of it
>>33446567this foid is eventually going to go mad and kill a moid then wrap their body in a pillow case and hug it for comfort
honestly I care more about a girl's sexual history than I do about her age. if I had the choice of a 38 year old virgin and an 18 year old with a double-digit body count, I'd rather the virgin
>>33446576can't you just cuddle like a normal person without raping or playing dead
>>33446577>moids are sickRude
>>33446582what do i do
lay next to you
touch your face
feign disinterest
roll over
touch your face again
>>33446561sounds like a waste of time desu
>>33446561I'd rather stay home
>>33446561I never had this :|
>>33446582you can't just cuddle with a man whose sexual needs aren't met if you have no intention of meeting those needs
>>33446588yeah that's good enough
>>33446594fine we're sleeping alone
>>33446596this is why i only sleep with my wife
who i have not met yet
>>33446561Would be nice to trust people to not hit on me and want to have fun.
>>33446599>Hey baby girl you're looking extra rotund tonight *mwah*
>>33446574I'm back. Here's your coffee babe.
>>33446601>mfw I can't tell your ethnicity because you used a $5 word but you're doing the brown pepo schtik
>>33446571What kind of compliments would you want in a first date?
Women whats the worst thing about having a vagina?
>>33446608Tell Rulebreaker that her fat rolls are jiggling most enchantingly this evening.
>>33446611probably that it bleeds every month and is prone to bacterial imbalance
>>33446602Mmmmmmm
*suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck*
Ty babes~
hello ma'm, can i slap your fatbags?
>>33446619sorry, MAY I slap your fatbags?
>>33446612QT I CAN SMELL YOUR BEER PISS FROM ACROSS THE OCEAN, YOU BRAISED CLAM.
>>33446604i imagined myself as this guy
What is the thing that has most ruined society today?
>>33446611periods, you can get an infection just from wearing the wrong kind of clothes, and honestly the pussy is just not very nice to look at
>>33446517dye it black no. 1
>>33446624the invention of radio and popular culture
Women what would you do if you had to be me for a day?
>>33446561and you dance and listen to some great music
>>33446625>and honestly the pussy is just not very nice to look atI whole heartedly disagree
>>33446639For the entire day? lmao
>>33446636Take myself out on a date, wherever my body went.
>>33446642Here. *takes a shit on your chest*
>>33446646What if you got rejected?
>>33446648Average moids cooking ability
Women how do you feel about most men being trump voters?
Foids what's the harshest way a serious boyfriend you really really like could break up with you?
Some ideas
>You're just never going to be the girl for me.
>It was never supposed to get this far.
>There was some fun but I'm moving on.
Money is the only thing that matters to women. Fact.
One could be a literal street-shitting pajeet with a micropenis, win the lottery, and have white women all over him.
>>33446642how do you want your eggs
you have to eat all of them btw
>>33446651not this shot right now bro
>>33446650i can out cook every woman i've ever dated and most of the women i know
>>33446651>most menamerica-brained retard
>>33446654fried, or fertilized?
>>33446649Who is piloting me?
>>33446640we may disagree but I have nothing but respect for pussy enjoyers, thank you for liking what I do not
>>33446659easy medium hard, sunny side up, down, do you want me to break the yolk
My fingers hurt from holding the phone all day and shitposting in atoga
>>33446651Discard males ruin everything
>>33446660You're on autopilot like being blacked out drunk.
alright that's it, femanon is getting the fist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ
Heeey whats up my femanon. femy fema. femina femi. uh… i don't know how to tell you this but um… you're getting fat.
>>33446666Yeah that's what I figure. So you'd have to be ugly and then I would kys for you.
i ain't playing girl
don't think you realize
how you like your eggs
fried or fertilized
Foids how squishy are you? Are you squeezeable? I know this is a weird line of questioning but I often want to treat you like a dog treats a chew toy, but I'm not sure how well a foid can handle that
>>33446679Give me money or I'll fucking KILL MY SELF FUCKING GIVE ME MONEY *vomits all over my self* you fucking *falls down and starts choking on my own vomit*
heres a dollar and thirty two cents
>>33446561Epic demoralization post
>>33446682*gets up* thanks!
>>33446681>KILL MY SELF FUCKINGhot
>called ask the opposite gender anything
>have never even once asked the opposite gender anything
>>33446684some napkins too
>>33446680He probably doesn't even want me to shove his face into my boobs.
>>33446680if im relaxed im all soft
i don't think I'd be able to stay relaxed if im being treated like a chew toy tho :c
Suicide is not an option, it’s the answer
if girls had something that they enjoyed being chewed i would chew it so much
>>33446688much obliged. I'm going to go buy some sour candy now and stick it up my ass
>>33446692dont do it, your sexy haha
>>33446692And that answer is ,I'm afraid wrong
>>33446693LIKE a chew toy not LITERALLY a chew toy.
autism... is a disease
Do you guys ever think of like getting a bow and hunting some deer?
>>33446690serious question- why aren't you slaying men left and right?
>>33446699but what do you do with a chew toy other than chew it? how does treating someone or something like a chew toy involve anything other than chewing?
>>33446700nah, i prefer hunting with a gun or crossbow
>>33446700I think about survival hunting an unreasonable amount of time to zero practical benefit to my life, yes.
>>33446700why wouldn't i just use my rifle
>>33446708too easy and too much noise
>>33446700No. I'm not evil
women what fun stuff do you wanna do when you get a bf?
Should i get my 7 string out of storage?
>>33446701I'm actively choosing to not use my powers. I still get hit on by every male cashier I encounter. I say "hehe thank you" and walk away quickly.
>>33446710It is for food its not evil
>>33446709i want the cleanest easiest kill so i can sustain myself. no need for primitive larping
>>33446696Doesn’t matter, no one loves me
>>33446697Why
>>33446701She's fat, ugly, and a single mother.
>>33446717if you're in a long-term offgrid survival situation that's exactly when the bow becomes useful, as getting more ammo becomes impractical.
>>33446708nta but if you do both you get to hunt more since bow and rifle hunting are separate seasons in most places.
>>33446722>bow becomes usefulcrossbow is still more useful
Men, do you wish you were groomed by an older woman when you were in elementary or middle school?
>>33446718Because the correct answer is suffering. You and me are I'm afraid too fond of our well being to harm our selves fatally no matter how much we hate this existence so we shall remain and suffer.
>>33446722This is a meme unless you can make your own arrows. You'll lose or break them sooner than you think.
>>33446727senior and college girls tried when i was a hs freshman but i was too autistic
traps are superior to any hand held weapon
>>33446729which is far from impractical.
I absolutely prefer hunting with a rifle don't get me wrong, but there are uses for a bow.
>>33446728I’m so tired of suffering
I just want to be loved
>>33446719Oh and there's a fat and balding man that is repeatedly mad at me for existing here because nobody wants to fuck him.
>>33446727No and i feel like that would definitely cause a lot of psychological problems.
>>33446722good thing the apocalypse isnt happening any time soon
besides 200 rounds of 30-06 would last a long time
>33446739
>everyone who knows I'm a fat single mother is the same guy
>>33446724where i live using the primitive shit like bows or muskets just means you can start a week early
>>33446727nah maybe in high school
It's almost 5 in the morning why are these people talking so loudly and laughing as loud as they can. I ought to throw plates at them
>>33446747That's still an extra week of hunting so I don't see your point.
>>33446750They're probably drunk as fuck.
>>33446740>>33446744Apparently I have to work to be worthy of it but it’s so tiring
>>33446745The one that has to post it in reply to anybody inquiring about me as a person is all the same person.
>>33446750>are these people talking so loudly and laughing as loud as they canThey're enjoying life
>>33446743yeah, I don't disagree
just saying if that I was ever somehow in that situation I would feel much better having both
i wish i could hold lava in a bucket
>>33446711I fantasize about doing supremely mundane shit like going on walks and riding the bus together. I've always secretly wanted to hold hands with someone and do that cute swingy thing. I would like being the big spoon w a guy very much. I'm not a very exciting person
>>33446754be honest: is it true?
I want him to cum in me so bad but I don't want kids or deal with the side effects of birth control
>>33446755They can enjoy it a bit quieter or somewhere else like the inside of their car that they were honking earlier
>>33446754Or there are multiple people who think few things are as ugly as being a braggart.
>I'm actively choosing to not use my powers. I still get hit on by every male cashier I encounter.
>>33446751maybe ill get some kind of muzzleloader
i can larp as daniel boone
i already have a racoon hat
>>33446759>I would like being the big spoon w a guy very muchWhat did she mean by this?
>>33446758You can you just need a very strong bucket
>>33446765what the fat malding balding angry virgin accuses you of
I wish I could hold boobs in my hands
it makes me upset
>>33446769how much is it ?
>>33446767nta
okay anon, so spooning is a think like basically you laying down, and youre both facing the same direction, like hugging the others back right? and so the big spoon is the person doing the hugging, and the little spoon is the person being hugged. hope this heklps
>>33446758you can, but only for a second
>>33446764Then you can go fuck yourself for needing to try and tear down what you claim as meaningless basket weaving forum posts and being afraid of other people's confidence. I do not seek out being hit on. Cry more.
I've decided I'm going to go to urgent care for my ear in the morning. Yesterday and today I was getting some good snaps and crackles, so I was hoping my ear was opening up on its own, but I don't think there's been any real improvement. I'm going to go in the morning where hopefully the line won't be too long, and then hopefully they can either help me or refer me to someone who can. I've been dealing with this for two weeks now.
>>3344677499% of women hate the thought of being the bigger spoon though.
>>33446778There's very little difference between what you post and, say, what someone like ENTJ posts.
>I am the best>everybody loves me>you all suck and you're jealousetc.
>>33446780>99%this is based on . . . ?
if a woman likes a guy i dont think she'll care what kind of spoon she is
>>33446773Idk im not a bucket or lava expert sadly
>>33446770The post above? Or some of the previous accusations as well?
>>33446773>>33446785Actually maybe you could get one for a few emeralds
Have you ever seen a homosexual?
>>33446669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1zGqRXZlnY
I think they peaked here
Smang it is good too but I think everything else sucks
>>33446786single-mother: true or untrue
fat: true or untrue
ugly: true or untrue
>>33446759Based realistic fantasizer.
>>33446788yeah bropapbley
they walk among us
>>33446791>ugly: true or untrueShe's in the bottom 50 ELO of the Tea leak.
>>33446778Where is your child right now? Do you even know?
>>33446782I do not claim to be perfect. I claim to have experiences. I actually don't want to be loved by everyone, and that's weird and cringe. I know you're mad at me for touching more grass than you, that can't be helped unless you go outside more than me.
Seriously I need to get out of the house
>>33446801Step 1 open window
Step 2 climb out said window
Step 3 ???
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State gender
Left or right?
>>33446800We dislike you because you're obnoxious and fat.
>>33446782Every time BlueValkyrie makes a post, the gods flip a coin. Half of her posts are good, half of her posts are shit.
>>33446800It's such a burden that everyone thinks you're so beautiful and sexy, you poor thing.
>>33446801>open the door>walk through the door>close the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>33446804step 4 haunt my murderer
>>33446805M
Right, but I wear glasses so that's really cute to me
>>33446796>ELOI hate thirdies so fucking much.
>>33446812>not finding yourself a nice friendly detective and whispering clues in their ears until the culprit is caught
>>33446787i don't wanna talk to the villagers v.v
someone bargain with them for me please
>>33446791Single mother: both true and untrue. I'll refuse to explain further.
Fat: I weighed myself at 234lbs this morning. Most people say I carry it extremely well.
Ugly: Definitely untrue, most kids even react to seeing me as a storybook character.
>>33446815I'd rather go out alone. Damn people they just exhaust me. I don't need them
>>33446796I never used the app, so you won't catch me. No need to gossip about moids I don't care to remember the name of.
>>33446788im replying to one right now
>>33446780even if this was the case, then I am the 1% who likes it. I hold my pillow and pretend it's a guy to fall asleep most nights, it's more comforting than being held
>>33446817Ha that sounds pretty good
is fapping every day too much
>>33446812Damn a lot of stuff happened between step 2 and 4
>>33446818I tried and it was a piss take. They tried to rip us off. I guess we'll need to make it ourselves
A troll wrote this post, right? That's a faker pretending to be her, right?
>>33446819
>>33446828A troll would have been more honest.
>>33446819"Most people" are afraid you'll squash them if they anger you.
>>33446825Depends how many times you jork it in a day
>>33446835uhh once sometime twice?
>>33446819how tall are you that you carry that much weight well
>>33446838Thats pretty normal
>>33446825Not sure. How about you test it for the rest of us? Do it every day for a year and take notes. You know what get a camera as well to record the process and do not hesitate to share with us. Knowledge is best shared
wonder if i can get a self reply
>>33446844
>>33446843i look dumb when i fap
my eyes roll back my body arches up my mouth is agape and i moan a bit
besides i dont want anybody to see my pensi
>>33446818I did a little research for you. You can carry lava in a steel bucket with a wall thickness of ~1/2 inch, assuming you're wearing appropriate protective gear.
>>33446827uwaii i suck at mining I'll die if i come across a zombie or any hostile mobs ( ;´ - `;)
find 3 iron n I'll smelt them !!
>>33446847Im surprised it worked lol. I guess this board really is that slow
>>33446851hes just like me
>>33446850You have to come with me you need to practice fighting mobs
>>33446849YAAYYYY
hey wait isn't that expensive
>>33446819>>33446840She's 5'8" and carries it extremely well.
Lads, is rule breaking good for you?
>>33446859This future poster is a smelly faggot
>>33446727Kind of, but I'm sure it wouldn't have been what I expect
This board actually made me theorize that I might have been though since I have a memory gap and a strong aversion to sex/being touched down there
>>33446858Holy moly you were spot on!
>>33446855pls no i don't like hitting them
they scare me i burrow into a hole n don't come out until daytime (◞‸◟)
>>33446856Maybe? I don't know if you can even buy such a bucket, I just know that it'll hold up to the lava temps.
Come back when I'm a little drunker and maybe I'll price out a bucket for you.
>>33446864I'll protect you but if you really don't want to you can stay back at the base
>>33446863i am the atoga oracle
this poster shall be myao
>>33446870
>>33446870sighhh stop faking
>>33446868Holy shit he's blessed by Apollo
I reckon I'd be susceptible to a cult
>>33446866yaaaay !!
>>33446867ty ty I'll shear the sheep n make more farms while ur busy !!
How do I get out of my own head when I’m conversation, especially with women I’m romantically interested in? I have words to say but they just won’t come out
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I love you all I really do my only social interactions are with you people
you know who i hate?
starts with m
>>33446879Sounds good. I'll bring the materials and you can design and build the base
>>33446883Thank you, Anon. You're okay. The thread is a little boring right now though.
>>33446883We love you too.
Also please go outside and talk to humans with faces this place is like doing meth but instead of teeth it rots your soul.
>>33446883My condolences
>>33446885I hope it's not monkeys
>>33446883same thing here. we love you too, anon
>>33446893>monkeys#millionpity
watching unfriended (2014) right now
>>33446886(it's gonna be made of cherry blossom tree wood)
it'll be so cute (´∀`)
>>33446895And the winner is
>>33446897You blocked me on facebook!
*knife party beat drop*
Wait a minute, has this "carrying lava in a bucket" thing been about minecraft this whole time?
>>33446885please don't say it's your mother
my penis is too big so it both wont' go in OR come out. it's terrible. I need a better salary and a PRS
>>33446898Sounds good. The stuff i build always ends up being very utilitarian
>>33446897Decent experience, definitely a goofy film but it was unique enough to be interesting. I think they legitimately did record everything on a macbook
>>33446900i fucking love this piece of shit movie
imagine surviving the punic wars, coming home to your wife and kids, diving in her bush, smelling her pits, and having lots of sex
>>33443629 (OP)Why do slightly older (>27) or older women seem to notice or
>>33443631 like me or why do I find myself associating more with older women?
>>33446907I'd die crossing the Alps
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>>33446907Trve romans dont eat pvssy
>>33446921what's wrong with being a lil gay
She let a 6'3 drug dealer with numerous felonies on his record hit it before you, bro. Drop the romance shit.
>>33446904that's so sad lmyao
>>33446928why don't you specify who you're talking to
>>33446932I'm talking to any and all men who still need to hear it
>>33446897Gay, watching Hunger Games while eating Pizza Hut, king and queens of the elder years would’ve wished to live like us
>>33446900I used to love knife party, can’t believe that it almost turned into a tranny
>>33446929Why is it sad? Im just not the greatest át design
>>33446936Hunger games is also a great movie
also M or F?
>>33446907I would do anything just to have a wife from over 1000 years ago, modern women today are historically mogged by their predecessors
What would you do if your bf started calling you a scream queen?
>>33446939Why does that matter? Fuck off?
Femanons shlick to dark romance mafia boss books. This is what they get off to.
You know what chad does in his spare time? Uber delivers my fucking pizza because he peaked in highschool and couldn’t get a proper job to keep up with inflation and the rising cost of living
>>33446946I chatted with female mafia boss AIs, I can't say I blame them. I just wish books like that were written for men too. I want a powerful mafia lady to buy me
odds i fap evens i go to bed
>>33446946Literally not a person who exists
Women are so delusional
Mob bosses look like tony soprano
>>33446941i just want a Godly wife that i'm compatible with
>>33446951im a mob boss and look like that
>>33446951>>33446954Can confirm I'm his goon and he looks like that
>>33444444Holy, look at those hexes of truth
>>33446947I’m a straight male you are obsessed
>>33446952Spartan gf or Late Bronze Age gf?
Don’t let the days go by…
>>33446957Wasted on a porn addicted balding dicklet
Girls, would you date a guy who is not racist but does enjoy listening to Skrewdriver (a racist punk band) sometimes?
>>33446952Having absolutely no standards will get you nowhere in life, despite all your rage you are but a rat in a cage
Women are you tired of the "men bad" thing yet?
>>33446958straight male who's into trannies, got it
>>33446964okay ill go to bed
AAAHHH MOTH
>>33446965those are standards
I just had my soul enriched by a gambling man
>>33446968>has to psy op himself to convince others of his faggot larp You are the carbon they want to reduce, deliver my Amazon packages trans wagie
>>33446918i love majima too
>>33446946My favorite mob boss ever is Joe Gallo. Women wouldn't like him though because he was a 5'6 schizophrenic with a pet lion and midget best friend, not a handsome chad.
>>33446969nice bedtime 69's
>>33446970My ex literally had a female version of you, she wanted to date a man like an anime character that was tall and mysterious and had superpowers, this woman was 28 years old btw
>>33446967Men are not tired of being bad.
Can we kill the bad ones yet?
>>33446974Ray Liotta was my favourite mob boss
>>33446979What kind of job does a gay faggot tranny get other than retail fast food and Amazon delivery?
>>33446977>equating wanting a compatible Godly wife with wanting someone with superpowerswhat is wrong with you
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Women, I have acquired a Labubu. Should I or should I not remove his slave marks? (His tags)
>>33446979But it feels sooo good to be bad, mommy.
>>33446946He looks like David Beckham
>>33446936>can’t believe that it almost turned into a trannySay what lol
But yeah we used to play knife party at highschool parties lol
>>33446883Mood, same desu
Have a good one anon
>>33446819>most kids even react to seeing me as a storybook character.The wicked witch innit
>>33446986What’s wrong with you and your unrealistic standards, you are probably poor and ugly as fuck small dick with no job or property who the fuck would want to marry a NEET incel?
>>33446942Um. What does he mean by that?
I do enjoy screaming as loud as I physically can on big rollercoaster drops. Feels better than choking on the Gs.
>>33446996Idk it might be you
>>33446987Please get a job, your mother is very worried about you
>>33446779Gl anon I hioe you can get it sorted! Let us know how it goes
Would you please lend your lungs to me? Mine are collapsing
>>33446997i have a job, property, and a big dick which i know how to use
>>33446989>>33446996Hopefully it's this guy
>>33446999You choke on dragon dildos and plastic toys go away freak women hate you
>>33447003I'd give him my lungs if we were compatible.
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>>33446987Please take his face off. I am curious.
Non acetone nail polish remover.
>>33447011don't be jealous
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>>33447012>take his face offNo D:<
>>33447008I love ear raping everyone in the vicinity.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33447000You deserve better
>>33445911Is femanon still here or did she dip
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>>33447020>unemployed failed male noises
>>33446819>Single mother: both true and untrue>234lbs>Ugly: Definitely untrue
>>33447015>(You)(You)(You) God bless your heart
>>33447005>I have no bitches and cope with porn and video games
>>33446819>Most people say I carry it extremely well.Women, you need friends who are willing to be honest with you.
just laying here with my dick in my hand long after ive come
>>33447031>porn and video gamesprojecting now? lol
foids, turn-offs on a first date? i'm basically a half feral guy and i haven't gone on a traditional date with a girl in almost a decade. women don't seem to hate half feral men so i think that part's fine, but 100% i would probably a fail a first date just due to peculiar behaviors alone i think.
>>33447039Have you tried not being indian saar?
>>33447022hi im still here
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>>33447043Hey, how are you doing? Got any nice weekend plans?
What are you wearing at the mo?
>>33446937utilitarian builds look so uncomfy n cold :c
>>33447052diff or same anon I was talking to earlier? Im ok, wearing big shirt and sweatpants again but different bc I showered. no plans, might rewatch something, I didnt even realize it was friday until just now. you?
>>33447068Same anon who said I'd fap to you
Hope you had a nice shower
Sweatpants are cute...
What would you rewatch?
Well it's actually Saturday where I'm at lol, better get some sleep soon
>>33447075oh good! hi again. just some silly anime stuff that I usually rewatch in the summer. sleep is good, would recommend that wholeheartedly (I haven't had it in days)
>>33447097i'm nta and i'm not quite interested in fapping to you but what is your favorite silly anime? mine is usagi drop because it tickles my baby fever
>>33447097That's cool (: is it like comfy anime? Yeah I never watch stuff these days but maybe should a bit this summer too
>haven't had it in daysAw how come, you not feeling well? I hope you can get some sleep soon
Also I can gonna ask, out of curiosity, I cause you said you wished a guy you knew IRL fapped to you lol, what is the appeal for you?
>>33447127>i'm not quite interested in fapping to youKek
>>33447127basic choice but watamote. I have a weakness for my teenage nostalgia. also just now I'm realizing that "silly" is very subjective haha
have heard about the controversial ending of the usagi drop manga but good things about the anime. I haven't had a good case of baby fever in a while so maybe worth checking out
>>33447140hmm I dunno, same appeal it'd have if a guy knew a woman got off to him? the thought of being desired? of making someone happy? and I have zero male contact IRL and haven't ever so I find boys kind of fascinating I guess
I just have a bad sleep schedule also
>>33447159Original anon here but I've seen that one a few years ago haha
Have you read the manga at all (I have not)
Really funny kind of dark comedy and kinda relatable with social anxiety...
What do you like about it?
>>33447183I have read the manga! Same thing, it's the relatable social anxiety. I started reading the manga as a younger teenager and it's had a special place in my antisocial heart ever since
>>33447159another great one to tickle baby fever is poco's udon world!! love that one, it's really cute (pic rel). you're right though that watamote is a pretty basic choice lmao but not a bad one by any means! my teenage nostalgia anime is probably lucky star, not a big anime person now though
>>33447175>have a bad sleep schedule alsoTell me about it, it's nearly 6am here lol... the perks and pitfalls of unemployment...
>have zero male contact IRL and haven't everSorry to hear that, how come? Were you homeschooled or something?
>same appeal it'd have if a guy knew a woman got off to him? the thought of being desired? of making someone happy?Yeah that makes sense... like you said I'd feel the same way desu
Well you seem cute so... maybe I'll do the honours soon :p
>>33447189Aw well thanks for the recommendation lol, maybe I'll read it at some point
Is your social anxiety any better now do you think?
>>33447190>teenage nostalgia anime is probably lucky starBased, this is the comfy anime I've rewatched the most
>>33447210lolll tell me about it. 6am... are you in the UK? I have an internet friend up that way
and no I went to school in-person, I was just not the most talkative and thus didn't make any friends, let alone with boys. graduated and have been NEETing it ever since
>>33447214not really! still socially weird. I've gotten worse in some ways and better in others
>>33447236I am indeed, daylight has come...
>just not the most talkative and thus didn't make any friendsAw that's understandable, school can be hard. Hope it was still alright for you and it's nice that you have online friends
Do you live with your parents? Hopefully they support you
>still socially weirdAren't we all haha
I'm sure you will get there
>>33447248very true, we wouldn't be on this site if there wasn't something at least a little wrong with us. I'm still living w parents, working back towards uni to become a productive member of society and all that
you should get some sleep, mysterious british(?) anon, it's late/early
>>33447265Oh that's cool about uni, what would you want to study do you think?
I went in the past but dropped out, maybe I'll try go back to school someday...
>something at least a little wrong with usYeah probs, oopsie
>should get some sleepYeah I will in a bit (not before a fap though ;P)
>mysterious british(?)>late/earlyTrue haha idk which
You seem lovely, thanks for chatting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqhancPtWrU
you guys are watching Betty v Justin Wong right?
>>33447288aww thank you, you're lovely too. I hope you sleep well! (no idea what to study, but we'll both figure things out soon, I'm sure)
>>33447296Yaneah you got loadsa time to figure things out dw x I just need to get a job first lol but you never know I guess
>hope you sleep wellThank you, I hope you manage to get some good sleep too x
why does my gf keep mary poppinsing my dick