Thread 33443629

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M or F
Would you ever get a cardboard cutout of someone or something?

Help my love life’s a mess

>>33443629 (OP)
M
If it was like a joke thing, sure, it'd be funny to just have the pope in your room

>>33443633
It’s a complete and total clusterfuck

I really hate women.

I hate you and I hope you and your entire family die in an automobile wreck tomorrow

>>33443633
Rude.
They are doing fine, no matter how much 4chan tries to spread hateful propaganda.

Good afternoon, Euro Grills.

My ex misses me and I miss her and my other ex is threatening me and I don’t care for my new girlfriend enough

>>33443642
It's like 10AM CEST

>>33443643
I think you should impregnate another woman and sire another child.

>>33443643
lol

>>33443640
Propaganda? You mean depict them exactly as they are?

>>33443640
Can they go do fine in India please Anglo society is full and no you can’t come to the G7

>>33443629 (OP)
M
Uh… maybe for a fav video game or movie.
But not of a person (real or otherwise).

>>33443629 (OP)
M
I'm not gonna go out of my way to get one myself but if one somehow ends up in my possession you can bet your ass that I'm not going to throw it away

throwing darts at my cardboard cutout of atoga

>>33443647
That’s what I’m thinking too

>>33443656
I think you should go for a black.

>>33443629 (OP)
Male
I had a cardboard cutout of the terminator when I was a kid. My grandfather thought it was cool but I guess thought it was too childish to keep for himself so he gave it to me

>>33443655
Ayy-Too-Gah
Ahh-Toe-Gah

>>33443661
Ahh toe jah

>>33443659
Fun fact I almost lost my virginity to a bunch of blacks in Norleans when I was 17

>>33443646
How’s Castle life?

>>33443663
Almost? What happened

women, could you show me proof that your cat actually loves you?

Does anyone else have advice? Women what should I do

>>33443665
My debit card declined at the strip club

I’m bored

>>33443670
Play Space Cadet Pinball.

>>33443663
Hot
>t.racist and white

>>33443676
I’m not even racist I love blacks

I, too, love Snow Women.

state gender, what are your thoughts about literal 18/19 yo getting fucked by 40 yo + men/women in porn? me, m, its cool i guess.

>>33443677
It's a hatesex taboo thing for me.

>>33443640
All of the hate is from actual people. State propaganda is pro-jeet. We smell you for what you are.

>>33443640
It is one hell of a drug.
Ironic that 4chan falls for it.

>>33443713
Yeah, sure... the pro-jeet government is gaining so much from indian hate...

>>33443716
Alright.
May you heal one day, Anon.

>>33443721
From what?

Women, how important is it for you to be dominated by men?

I need a shower so fucking bad but it’s almost 5am please help I’m so disoriented

>>33443666
Nag but my cat brings me his favorite toys

>>33443730
Shut up and get on your knees.

>>33443730
I can shower you with cum

>>33443733
Okay sure, but why?

>>33443735
I need you to suck my morning wood off, what else would it be?

>>33443730
You should definitely find a new therapist.

Girl flashed me her tits
Does this count for the daily quota

>>33443666
He’s forced himself between me and my pillow

You guys and gals ever doomscroll then suddenly come across a fan video of some famous attractive person with background music and all of a sudden you feel lonely cause you know you'll never be with someone like that?

Anons please help I feel so empty and void right now, time is moving so fast I don’t know what’s happening I want to cry what the fuck what the fuck I don’t know what is happening

>>33443752
go to sleep

Ok yeah also I got this message when I was banned for a few days

Picrel

>>33443751
I wouldn't want to be with a famous girl. I fucking hate pictures or videos being taken of me. I don't want attention.

>>33443727
Only a must sexually

>>33443666
F. I'm not convinced he loves me. But I think he likes me. I've had to drain his abcesses before, and he still sleeps in my bed and hangs out with me despite that.

>>33443751
For one, that's performative bullshit for likes and clicks, and second, I dont lock myself out of such prospects

>>33443691
F. It's hot. But age gaps are my fetish.

>>33443727
Romantically, very. Casual social environments I like it, but it’s not important. everwhere else I would very much not want to be dominated by men who aren’t my superiors

>>33443770
And how much older would you prefer him to be?

>>33443770
AbuseChad liked this post.

>>33443773
What?

Something that makes me kinda sad is when I see a man in his 30s and I find him attractive

>>33443780
why?

>>33443780
how old are you

>>33443784
Cause hes old, duh.

>>33443787
what is your age limit

>>33443784
Because age gaps are immoral

>>33443785
20

>>33443778
What do you not understand about that simple question?

>>33443796
I guess like 5 years?

>>33443797
Ok and what was so hard to understand about my question the first time?

>>33443663
I lost my virginity to a woman twice my age at 22

>>33443802
I just know know why you ask it

>>33443730
>>33443752
>>33443758
Put down your phone and read a light book until you fall asleep.
Put down your phone and read a light book until you fall asleep.
Put down your phone and read a light book until you fall asleep.
You fucking moron, put down your phone and read a light book until you fall asleep.

You said "I'm sorry" but that's fucking bullshit, you're not sorry, you're not going to change your behavior, it's going to be the same shit with you all over again.

>>33443807
But I am sorry

I’m sorry

>>33443780
I feel that way as a 30 year old seeing men in their late teens and early 20's. Millenial men were looking so crusty in their youth then it's not far. we got them at their ugliest the whole fucking time our men never had a cute phase. I've been able to fuck a few zoomers but it still makes me mad

>>33443789
no they arent. you want people to think youre hot and fuckable when you're in your 30s-40s right?

Please I’m sorry I won’t do it again

>>33443819
Why do you keep coming back here. These threads are only a net negative on your life

I made a funny meme. Should I show atoga?

>>33443822
Yes please!

>>33443813
>>33443815
A farmer was walking through his fields when a snake darted out of the grass and bit him. The farmer grabbed the snake and prepared to bludgeon it with his club, but the serpent cried out "I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself". The farmer relented and released the snake. The next day the snake bit the farmer again, of course. The farmer raised his club, but the serpent cried out "I'm sorry, I was having a bad day". The farmer hesitated and considered mercy, but then the snake bit him again, once more crying out "I'm sorry". The farmer had learned his lesson and he beat the snake to death.

Never trust a snake who apologizes but will not change his behavior.

>>33443827
Hehe

>>33443827
NTA, that's a mean one. Bullying with OC is only funny when it's not so venomous.

>>33443816
what are you trying to say? youre sad when you see attractive zoomies because... you'll fuck them?

>>33443827
This is at the same level as finding funny when a streamer freaks out because someone said nigga.

>>33443841
Yeah, like Pewdiepie.

>>33443749
>>33443761
see. see. I just have to bait women a bit and they bust out defensively with the good stuff like how they're potentially capable of love of small innocent animals. It's so wrong that negging is the only real way to get women to drop their vicious attitudes and open up.

>>33443843
lmao are you ok?

booba
question
mark

>>33443847
She’s gone

>>33443849
Thank God.

>>33443831
>>33443841
It's funny because she's a horrible person.

>>33443855
The meme needs to be funny AND insulting. Not funny BECAUSE it's insulting. That's basic shitposting.

>>33443849
Who?

>>33443827
Context?

I’m crying right now. I miss being a kid and playing Minecraft with my friends. I don’t want to get older

>>33443857
This. People think that being edgy or offensive is funny, and forget about actually being witty or funny.

>>33443861
I kind of miss having friends, but not really.

>>33443220
>know you're crying about when I bullied you to crash out
That wasn't me nor does that poster's style resemble mine at all...
Also of course the unauthorised exits have safety alarms
Genuinely are you alright? This was a particularly detached post from you
>>33443861
No reason why you can't still play Minecraft and have fun with friends as you get older...
We all age lol, that's life, but you will be fine. Did you manage to get any sleep?

>>33443864
Need this, but she has to be white

>>33443864
> We all age lol, that's life, but you will be fine
It’s won’t be okay. I’m falling behind all my peers. I’m going to get uglier and die a virgin

> Did you manage to get any sleep?
no

TikTok is making me actually cry right now

>>33443869
You're doing amazingly though, and it's mot a contest with your peers. You're so young and have your whole life ahead of you. Maybe try to take a nap or something, I'm about to do the same lol. Take care of yourself

>>33443865
I hate how attracted I am to black girls despite knowing that having a family with one is not what I want because that means you're participating in your own replacement.

>>33443869
>die a virgin
That would be a very stupid choice to make.

>>33443880
Very nice
Lets see QT’s card

>>33443691
F
It's gross and lowkey pedophilic

>>33443880
holy shit rule breaker was ghislane maxwell? I have not been keeping up with the drama

My mom walked in on me sobbing over this stupid Minecraft meme

>>33443896
Don't reply to me.

Girls, dame un grrr

>>33443898
Aw
Get some rest lovely
I do miss the Minecraft days lol and simpler times...
It's still a good game tho
Have you see A Minecraft Movie lol

>>33443898
you are such a mess
we're perfect for eachother

Qt going off on his friends is always funny.

>>33443902
Okay im finally going to sleep

I haven’t seen it, im scared it’ll ruin my memories of the game

Oh god oh fuck oh shit I have so much stuff I should be doing

>>33443904
We all know he is evil and selfish, but it sometimes amazing just how much he loves to hurt others, yeah.

>>33443889
I completely blacked out last night like the retard that I am, and am at someone else's house lmao
At least I managed to charge my phone somewhat lmao, time to go home...

>>33443895
Do you even know what the word pedophilia means?

>>33443908
What the hell lol? They're not "friends" but I've always said how I'm cool with rule breaker and we've had good chats and stuff in the past
See this post for example though >>33443220 that wasn't even me she was responding to kek and she admitted to trying to spur me on when I wasn't mentally well

>>33443869
>I’m going to get uglier and die a virgin
Same bro

>>33443898
Imagine having a mom caring enough to walk into your room

>>33443908
Are you crying, fatty? You literally said you bullied him first.

>>33443764
What makes age gaps hot to you?

>>33443906
Get some rest if you can
It's a fun goofy movie and a sweet nod to some stuff in the game
>>33443918
Lmao *grabs popcorn*
K ttyl I need to be doing things today, shit

>>33443840
I heard they messed up and started teaching kids a fucked up way of reading, like new math, that has been lowering reading scores. Crazy to see it in real time

>>33443918
You're fucking retarded if you think I am the polycunt.

>>33443921
Ttyl, babes. <3
The discord at its peak were good timez. People never figured out who I was, lolz.

>>33443926
Tell us how qt hurt your feelings, anon. Let it all out, it's okay.

>>33443929
Bai
>>33443932
Uwot

>>33443919
>What makes age gaps hot to you?
Hard to explain, I just find the contrast erotic and aesthetically arousing. I've always been aroused by the "dirty old man" archetype. And I'm a gerontophile, so old men are just my type. OP was talking about 40 year old men with 18/19 year olds, but I'm thinking more like 60+ year old men.

>>33443935
K, baiii <3 xoxo toodles

>>33443936
>but I'm thinking more like 60+ year old men.
Do you prefer silver fox older guys or out of shape grand dad older guys?

>>33443940
Dayumm who is this baddie?
>>33443937
Toodles xoxo

>>33443940
>Do you prefer silver fox older guys or out of shape grand dad older guys?
Oh, the latter all the way. Pervert coded.

>>33443944
Would you let this man have his way with you?

>>33443942
When are you leaving lol Baiiii

>>33443948
I'm walking home now lol cuz have some stuff to do

Tfw I was never cool enough for the discord, despite being an /atoga/ regular for 4 years now

>>33443954
I thought you were just going outside lolz I'm going to the moviez later with frens <3

>>33443907
same dude but fuckkk it

>>33443932
Polluting this general with his worthless brainrot.

>>33443958
Nah I was out all night so need to get back
Some baddie gave me like half her cigarettes though so just got her another pack
Anyway what movie are you gonna see? Enjoy
>>33443957
Years ago they posted public links here I think
Idk I only went to troll rule breaker and got kicked
>>33443966
Rude

is atoga shit today???

>>33443911
Yes, I do, and when you try to explain the definition of pedophilia, you sound like a pedophile so stfu.

need italian gf to turn her into an italian wife so bad

>>33443966
What are you doing to maintain homeostasis for the fragile, endangered ecosystem that is this thread, then?

My future

>>33443986
That's 80% of men now, don't feel too bad.
And of those 20% who are in relationships, they have settled for some fatty or a slut. The 1% that gets quality girls are Chads, rich guys or celebs.

M
Got rejected for the first time the other day
It sucks ive been sad all day today
But it definitely isn't rape lol

things are finally going good for me dating wise
how do I shake the feeling that something bad is about to happen
I feel like this whenever things are going good

>>33443985
polluting it with her own worthless brainrot

>>33443992
>how do I shake the feeling that something bad is about to happen

>>33443991
It certainly can be as traumatic. Both experiences ruin your self-esteem and confidence.

>>33443997
Your entire existence being predicated on a hyper niche website, in a hyper niche board of that website, in a hyper niche glorified co-ed chatroom where you hammer home the same retarded shit over and over, for years, is beyond the pale of pathetic. I choose to think you’re not a human being like myself.

femoids, would you try CNC?

>>33444000
I mean, sure. But idk what I would even make.

>>33444000
I would and have.

>they got another one
GIRLS WHY?

>>33443999
I had at least 3-5 anons agree with me and one femanon even agreed with me yesterday. Show some empathy towards others.

>>33443979
>today
Uh

>>33444003
Not everything is for the male gaze. This might be hard to comprehend for a scrote that does noting that isn‘t helping him to get pussy.

>>33444002
what did you make?

>>33444004
Your existence is an embarrassment.

>>33444003
I don't know who that is nor why you think your feelings are important to her.

>>33444008
You are victim shaming. Disgusting behaviour.

>>33444010
I can feel your faggy shit eating grin. Seriously, get a life.

>>33444012
I can't get a life, I am traumatized by the rejections. I am a rejection victim. What don't you understand?

>>33444007
I didn't actually look at the image. I thought we were talking about consensual nonconsent.

>>33444017
Yeah, damn, unfortunate. Guess you should spend the rest of your life acting like a smug nigger on 4chan.

>>33444017
Nta but I hope you die from the psychological damage.

>>33444002
How was the experience?

despite my yellowish teeth and white tongue (rare condition) I still manage to get decent GFs
its a miracle

Women:

What are porn/hentai tropes you find hot?

>>33444024
>candida overgrowth
Ew.......

>>33444021
>>33444020
You're the reason why victims are scared of telling people what happened.

>>33444022
Too intense, but it was more because of the physical aspects of it than the scenario.

>>33444026
Men humiliating themselves by acting pathetic to get off.

>>33444030
Good. Those weak fags need to get a grip and toughen up.

>>33444026
F. I don't watch porn.

>>33444029
its not that, my tongue is white because my immune system attacks my saliva. the white is from the anti bodies

>>33444030
You’re the reason, actually, because you made it a form of mockery to get attention.

>>33444036
Yeah sure. And you can't afford to get a tongue scraper I suppose?

>>33444038
its condition you fag
my tongue becomes white, not some infection on top of it

>>33444024
>tfw women have asked me if I get my whitened and say I have great teeth
>tfw can't get a gf or laid cause too socially inept

>>33444032
Incredibely based.

>>33444039
Imagine having to kiss someones zombie mouth and pretending not to throw up a little, lol.

>>33444043
someone's jelly

>>33444026
Giant monster doesn't care if the woman likes it, but she does and she lives so everyone is happy in the end.

>>33444042
I have immaculate taste, yes, thank you.

>>33444035
That wasn't his question.

>>33444040
I knew a guy with a killer gf and he had black teeth because he never brushed his teeth
I asked her how she managed to kiss him and she said she just didnt think about it
I could never

>>33444044
I'd rather kms than sink so low as to date a man who's tongue is rotting in his mouth.

>>33444049
its not rotting. it has no odour
imagine a tongue but instead of red its white. thats all it is.
anyway I dont need some fat slob from atoga to kiss me anyways, like I said, Im doing good on my own

>>33444054
If you say so mr zombie mouth.

>>33444003
Would harass on the street

>>33443979
Yes

THis zombie-mouth arc can't be real I refuse to look into it I'm going to believe that this is just a troll I literally cannot imagine a person with zombie-mouth is dating anybody

>>33444062
Gross people get dates all the time. Shit is all relative, and most people are disgusting, so a yeast infection of the mouth isn't as bad as it used to be, I guess.

>>33444062
I actually looked into it and anon is so lying, lol. This is a symptom of tongue tissue atrophy, the tongue is literally dying tissue. It's usually due to either having fucked up your salivary glands with meds like antidepressant or some systemic issues like diabetes or kidney failure. "I am healthy and this isn't disgusting" my ass.

>>33444048
>he never brushed his teeth
The fucking state, Jesus christ
Even in the psych ward I was brushing like 3x a day bruh
People like that don't deserve their teeth

>>33444048
Bruh...

>>33444067
its called oral lichen planus. look it up properly.
unlike most people I dont get sores either.
I got it after I took oral anti allergy medication that was dubious from an old doctor.
started out as 1 miniscule white patch then grew over time.
nothing I did got rid of it or lowered the symptoms.

>>33444048
I knew a tall guy who never took his shoes off and had a foul sock smell when he did on a rare occasion. He was obviously still popular with bitches thanks to his height.

Women, what is your man repellent outfit?

>>33444080
Chola cosplay.

Both genders, have you ever been on a boat? Do you remember getting seasick?

Welp, that induced a weird reoccuring fever dream with that lil conconction I did yesterday.
The one sorta mockingjay esque one I have about doing spy stuff and there's a network of telepathic human seers called auroras and they lay in beds in each room to be monitored like the story character.

god, I have a question for a situation that's just too weird to ask about
women I just want you all to know that I don't get it.

>>33444086
I hated it
didnt get seasick but I felt like being tossed around by the sea, like we had no control whatsoever

>>33444075
Which would be a totally different version than the one where your salivary glands dry out due to auto immune issues. Curious how you keep changing the story.
Also, for anyone wondering, pic rel is what that looks like.
Anyone wants some oral? Lol

>>33444086
F, yeah, I've been on boats and ships many times. I never hot sea sick.

>>33444088
Spit it out idiot.

>>33444090
it has to do with the auto immune system, im not an expert on oral lichen planus
mine looks different. perhaps worse, my tongue is just completely white like an a4 sheet of paper

>>33444086
I guarantee I've covered more nautical miles than the rest of atoga put together. and no

I see you.

>>33444090
Damn, I almost want go grab that white stuff with tweezers and peel it off.

>>33444087
Of all people, you surely should not be taking any drugs. You already make no sense when sober and keep spewing confused and nonsensical bullshit non stop.

>>33444086
Yes as a small child on the north sea and I appearently screamed as long as I see saw the sea. Otherwise I've only been on ferries across the baltic but the baltic is honeslty more of a big lake than an actual ocean

>gross white tongue shit today
>bloody cutting marks yesterday
Stop posting gore, faggots.

>>33444098
It was caffeine and the valerian probably. Made me lucid enough to put that one back in my brain vhs.

>>33444086
M
Yes of course, I also took several ferries, even with a car.
The only time I got a slight bit seasick was taking a fast boat from South Korea to Japan and we went through a storm.
Waves double as high as our boat and the captain had to switch off the motor so it wouldn't be damaged. lol

>>33444094
You said it's because of salivary glands issues. But OLP is a T-cell-mediated chronic inflammatory condition.
Honestly if I had this in my mouth I'd make damn sure I knew wtf it is and what can be done about it and not be content with weird half truths.

>>33444096
Ok

>>33444097
Ew... It looks contagious

>>33444111
Lookin good ;3

>>33444109
I would have jumped over board. Death is better than this.

>>33444113
Thanks
Stop staring, creep

>>33444110
its incurable
like 1% of the population gets it randomly, its more prevalent in women.
the only "cure" they offered me were steroids but those can cause cancer. I tried the steroids but they didnt do anything.
the steroids mostly help with sores but I dont get sores to begin with so

I dont like having it but none of my GFs have ever complained about it. in fact, none have ever mentioned it.

Should I ask about the woman he knew that we passed on the street but he didn't introduce me to over a year ago?
We had just started dating but now it's bothering me. Would I seem extra nuts? Would he remember?

>>33444109
>captain had to switch off the motor so it wouldn't be damaged
How the fuck is water gonna damage the engine

>>33444114
lol well it did make me feel uncomfortable, but I have been in much more dangerous situations. We all survived it though.
Generally I don't mind being on a boat.

>>33444115
Damn

>>33444119
Personally I wouldn't take offence and probably would remember
To normiss it might seem a bit paranoid tho
Just ask casually I guess

>>33444119
Why does it matter?

>>33444120
I don't know, but we were going up and down on those waves like on a rollercoaster. I thought it might be because it could slam against the rough waters?

Can't imagine ever having a gf or having sex desu
Some of y'all live on another planet

>>33444126
just go a hooker
my recommendation: go to some 3rd world country where youre in demand and abuse that. dont even need to find a hooker then, just cheap thots

>>33444119
>a year ago
>but now it's bothering me.

>>33444120
Korean captains are retarded this is a known fact.

>>33444116
Thats mainly a concern with Tacrolimus and other topical calcineurin inhibitors. Which isn't the first line of treatment. The first line would be topical corticosteroids, which aren't carcinogenic. Either you have a shitty doctor or you don't really understand what they do and say. Also, you have to use these topical treatments 2-3x a day every day. You sure you did that?

>>33444122
I see you too

>>33443629 (OP)
thoughts on this short improvisation?
https://voca.ro/1ktD9VX0d0nG

>>33444123
He knows I'm pretty jealous and working on it, so it could go either way. Maybe I'll ask on a day he isn't working and tired.
>>33444124
She was pretty. What if she's in love with him? He claimed to struggle with dating before me but what if he just missed this?
>>33444130
It has bothered me multiple times but I've tried to avoid acting on this in favor of other things.

plap

>>33444136
Fuck off.

>>33444133
then they fucked me over, because what they gave me was carcinogenic. regardless it didnt work. I applied it as often as they asked me to but it was difficult to even get it to stay on my tongue since its so wet and the stuff they gave me was like a paste

>>33444136
Comfy
Reminds me of house of the rising sun

>>33444137
Women really do be remembering some minor issue from years ago and running you over the coals for it when it suits them

>>33444137
You don't fully trust your partner.
Let him fuck you into utter submission to cleanse your mind.

>>33444141
You should probably get a second opinion. The active ingredient is available in all kind of forms, from paste to mouthwash. I'd not just take this lying down. Hope you find something that works.

Saw an Asian man today
I should buy a lotto ticket

>>33444146
Sounds logical

>>33444146
what cuntree do you live in

>>33444149
China

>>33444149
Usa

>>33444000
>femoids, would you try CNC?
Fuck yes. I actually had a friend, who is a machinist, use his to make me some bearings for something I was making.

>>33444003
>GIRLS WHY?
I don't get it

>>33444026
>What are porn/hentai tropes you find hot?
Corruption and marathon sex, at least in hentai. Porn doesn't care about the story and ends as soon as the guy cums.

>>33444086
>have you ever been on a boat?
Yes, and I didn't particularly care for it.

>>33444139
>plap
Counter offer

>>33443982
nonsensical post

>>33444086
M. I grew up around boats. I don't get seasick.

Give me one reason not to go buy a coffee and a breakfast sandwhich

>>33444157
Broke

>>33444153
>Counter offer
plap plap plap

>>33444157
Because I'm close and you need to hornypost to help me get there before I have to leave work.

>>33444161
Uuh, little boys, knotting, anal rape by jason whilst he calls you a cotton picker? Did this help?

Single girls, why aren't you looking for your husband?

>>33444161
Did you mean leave for work?

>>33444140
here you go man

>>33444157
you'll regret not asking the barista out. better not risk putting yourself out there in the first place.

>>33444162
That didn't help, no.
>>33444166
I meant what I wrote.

>>33444135
What do you see?

>>33444168
Its cool I do the drive thru

>>33444145
well thanks. Ill check it out. I didnt know they had other treatments.

>>33444171
Damn, picky today whilst wasting your employers time.

It's National Girlfriend Day!
Make sure you all tell your girlfriends how much you love them.

>>33444157
>Give me one reason not to go buy a coffee and a breakfast sandwhich
That money could be spent on perfectly good cocaine.

>>33444159
>plap plap plap
I find your terms acceptable.

>>33444176
>national girlfriend day
no, fuck that, women get enough bullshit holidays

>>33444129
No money or rizz for that, also don't agree with prostitution

>>33444176
What a picture.

Good afternoon European huzz

>>33444175
Fuck you. I've earned this time with my amazing efficiency. I have to wait for my boss to get some things ordered before I can do more.

>ask girl out as were walking and staring in front of us
>look at her face
>she's genuinely smiling because I asked her out and wasnt faking it because we werent even making eye contact prior
>she says yes obviously
its that easy sometimes

>>33444175
nta but realistically most employers will waste far more of your time than you ever will of theirs no matter how much you try, like as lazy as I try to be it seems everyone around me somehow manages to do less

>>33444176
>Make sure you all tell your girlfriends
You posted this on purpose didn't ya
>>33444176
>That money could be spent on perfectly good cocaine.
You can't buy good coke for that cheap
But I agree don't bother eating, just save for the tick bill instead
I haven't eaten anything in days and am on the comedown kek
>>33444183
The life of chad

>>33444183
it do be

>>33444163
boys are taught that if they are hungry they should go get a snack, girls are taught to loudly declare they are hungry until someone fixes the problem. This approach does not work with finding a man.

Wtf the place has like no customization for the sandwhich. Could make a better one at home but for some reason their coffee better

>>33444172
I see you seeing me.
>33
Repetition of the path of understanding.
>44
Sacred limitation. Split between mercy and severity.
>41
Em, the mother. Aleph-mem, air and water. Mental-emotional interaction.
>72
The 72 names of god. Divine fractality, identity dissolved in multiplicity.

Added together, it becomes 1 again. Kether, the crown. The seeing that sees itself.

>>33444183
>ask girl out
>she says she has a boyfriend
It's that easy sometimes
>>33444190
Customisation?? Are you in a video game?

>>33444177
>women get enough bullshit holidays
I suppose you don't want us to celebrate National Boyfriend Day on October 3rd?

>>33444187
>You posted this on purpose didn't ya
Maybe

>>33444192
>she says she has a boyfriend
Fuck her boyfriend

>>33444192
You either get the big expensive bagel with lox 2 eggs cheese bacon and ham or 1 egg bacon and cheese, but I want lox but not ham

>>33444189
Never heard anything more retarded. Congrats.

>>33444192
>>she says she has a boyfriend
youre supposed to find out if they have a BF before you ask them out

>>33444193
>Fuck her boyfriend
I'm not gay tho
>maybe
Meanie
Anyways have a lovely time with your gf you gaylord

>>33444197
>supposed to find out if they have a BF
FBI OPEN UP
I was just speaking hypothetically, I don't actually meet girls or ask them out but this is what I presume would happen

>says she has a boyfriend
>never seen her with a guy ever

Ladies, what is your experience with curved dicks?
Mine curves down, some positions are good, others don’t really work. Doggy is good but only if the girl really bends down and puts her ass up. Need to try some more positions.

>>33444201
He goes to another school, nerd.

>>33444176
I'll tell her, but then she'll want me to sit on her face.

>>33444202
Idk, so far all the dicks that went inside me were pretty straight.

>>33444136
Wicked improv anon

>>33444195
>I want lox but not ham
Talmudic Post

>>33444209
Lol

>>33444202
The curve and angle of a dick don't matter much unless they're extreme and you're pretty big. Otherwise, dicks are way more flexible than dildos so they just work. With a downwards curve, obvs anything from behind would be great, at least to me. It really depends on other factors like length, girth, and shit like that.

>>33444204
Well I guess that’s fair. This one girl was always alone because her bf is a nursing major and probably very few classes on the main campus.

>>33444201
She keeps him locked in the basement

>>33444191
I see you morphing. Returning. Different. Awareness of the sharp details.

>>33444214
This begs the question of how humans managed without cotton rounds.

>>33444202
>really bends down and puts her ass up
That’s how I do doggy

Solomonic issue
Written on a tissue
Don’t you realize that God is with you?
I’m crying

>>33444209
>>33444210
Bro im gonna eat the bacon, I just think ham is shit

>>33444189
The female equivalent of announcing your hungriness for men is dressing goth, I recommend trying that first

>>33444216
You can just say I'm stuck :P

>>33444220
Just take the ham off.

>>33444222
What are you hiding from?

>>33444219
>lox and ham
>kabbalistic numerology
>cotton rounds
I see it, yes. But why you weepin?

>>33444226
https://youtube.com/shorts/d2r_LU6beVw?si=FyXw95eRs9lIe1rq

>>33444211
Well, i am pretty big. And in certain positions i need to kind of guide it with my hand because it otherwise doesn’t work or i slide out.

>>33444191
>>33444216
Fuckkk ooffff with your spamming shit.

>>33444234
No u.
Can ai see your thread police loicense?????

Now I want lox. Damn you all.

>>33444231
Well is the issue that your gf is uncomfortable? Because that probs has more to do with your size than the curve of your dick. I've only been with one guy who was big, but he had an upwards-ish curve. Honestly, the least painful position was on my side, it really helped limit how deep he went. If it wasn't for the fact it made me want to kms with how much the position made me queef during sex, I'd suggest it to everyone.

>>33443770
>everwhere else I would very much not want to be dominated by men who aren’t my superiors
What kind of men are your superior?

>>33444229
I see

>>33444241
No its more a mechnical issue on my end, that the thrust goes kind of forward then down instead of straight in. Sideways sounds good need to try it

>>33444244
https://youtu.be/9AEoUa0Hlso?si=dLBQWmWQBH33p5I2

>>33444248
I simply have one question.
New computer?

>>33444237
>lox
I had to google that.

You can get a waffle instead of bagel but then you have to have sausage instead of bacon wtf

>>33444249
Heheheh, I am anonymous.

>>33444250
It's good stuff.

>>33444252
Why are you so fucking autistic?

>>33444247
Forward plus down with a downwards curve is def going to dig in deep if you're big. Which can be really hot if done slowly enough. Have you tried letting her be in more control? I find that setting the pace and depth first and asking a guy to try and replicate it by sensation really helps set a starting point for figuring out what everyone involved likes and can do.

>>33444254
Never had it, but I'm also not eager to try it desu.
Seems very nordic.

>>33444255
Advanced parental age is a common factor but both mine were early 20s
Might have something to do with my gut biome

>>33444261
I think you are just a spoiled brat that never had to go hungry. Just eat the damn food, holy shiiit.

>>33444253
Yeah

>>33444257
If you like salmon in general I can't see not liking lox.

>>33444265
Pretty neat if you ask me.

>>33444263
Im paying ten bux for fast food, they can at least make it my way

>>33444268
If you want custom food then go to a damn place that offers custom food. You are that annoying karen that thinks she is the center of the world and the whole process has to be altered to fit your baby princess preferences.

>>33444183
It doesn't count until your dick is actually inside of her. Bitches say yes to men all the time then come up with excuses not to meet up later.

>>33444266
I like it on sushi and I have made it fried.
But on bread as a sandwich is not my thing for fish.

>>33444267
Why’d you do it?

>>33444273
Just felt like it. It has annoyed me since forever anyways.

Both genders, how do you eat ice cream? I know the typical things is to lick it, but i've always eaten it with small bites, am I the only one?

>>33444277
In a cup with a spoon.

>>33444277
F, licking. The point is to savor it. People that bite ice cream probably also never really paid attention to the lyrics of their favorite song.

>>33444261
I suspect the association between high parental age and autism is often overestimated due to autism itself being correlated with high parental age. The largest factor involved is likely genetics and assortative mating. Autistic people (including subclinical variants) are more likely to marry autistic people and have children late in life, resulting in an increased likelihood of those children being autistic.

>>33444277
F
Licking with small bites in between.

>>33444276
Interesting. Well, good for you

>>33444271
true that

>>33444285
Mhm. So what are you up to?

>>33444277
M I more bite it

>>33444277
>i've always eaten it with small bites,
M, same, chomp dat shit

>>33444289
Wallowing desu

>>33444283
F
That means there is still hope for me?
*hearteyes

>>33444295
In what?

>>33444298
Loneliness

>>33444256
Soond good, ty
She goes rather fast but slowing down should help yeah

Just ate a whole bag of chocolate espresso beans. Will my heart explode?

>>33444301
Thats sad. Anything that can be done about it?

>>33444136
Love this tho <3
I remixed ur shit again https://voca.ro/1aLGKYsQp29i

>>33444297
Depends on what you mean by hope. Given the fact that you're here, your kids are probably going to inherit the autism from you and whatever autistic weirdo finds himself attracted to someone like yourself. There is no need to worry about de novo mutations causing autism because it already runs in the family. Therefore you can stop worrying and breed away.

>>33444304
You'll get gassy and feel wide awake and then be grumpy and tired the next day.

>>33444307
>>33444301
can't you just fucking use discord, you always post the same shallow shit

>>33444304
bruh you're not supposed to eat those
you'll be fine prolly, just prepare to shit

>>33444307
No

>>33444304
You'll either get the shits or be mad constipated

Thoughts on horses, horse girls and guys who like them?

>>33444304
You won't sleep much tonight, and you'll get the shits. But you'll probably be okay tomorrow.

>>33444304
Maybe if you are a weakling.

>>33444319
>Thoughts on horses
I prefer ponies

>>33444313
Make me

>>33444319
>guys
Childish.

What if I said I sit at a tri monitor desk for 9+ hours a day?

>>33444202
Positions like doggy and reverse cowgirl are probably going to work better for you.

>>33444284
I wish I was the ice cream
>>33444248
banger
I used to listen to this lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu3FQ1qDzUY

>>33444201
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

>>33444277
F. Deepthroat it so nobody asks to try it.

>>33444325
I have a friend who does this and he looks like shaggy from scooby doo
just make sure to eat well and exercise/get outside too

>>33444319
I love horses.

Why does "i dont think we'd be compatible" feel like "i dont think you deserve love"
I know thats not what she's saying about thats what it feels like

>>33444163
>Single girls, why aren't you looking for your husband?
I'm gay.

>>33444326
True. Missionary not so good
Need to try piledriver

>>33444334
would you let your gf wear a suit to the wedding tho
>>33444301
I hope you feel better soon buddy <3

>>33444332
No you dont

>>33444319
I've always wanted to try horse meat.

F
Listening to Brahms: Violin Concerto in D major, Op.77
What is your playlist vibe fo tday?

>>33444338
Fuck off

>>33444309
Uh, yea
All my niggas in atoga (wassup)
Yea the femanons know us (oh yea)
When the truth nuke blows up (uh)
All the glowies finna show up (fuck yall)
Are you rockin wit the OC beat?
Horny questions and femanon feet
Post tits or you get asked to leave
We do coke nigga, never smoke weed

>>33444330
I had a friend who used to lick her chocolate ice cream bar all over then wave it around like "anyone want some?? :D" lol she was funny
(ngl it was kinda hot I would've still eaten it)

>>33444341
Random shuffle of every Iron Maiden album,

>>33444270
I just made ny own food lol

>>33444341
M, kpop they got to me

>>33444340
There is people that haven't had horse meat?

Whats your fav foid flavor of giant square glasses?
Black, Clear or Clear Pink

>>33444350
Next time just go with that option right away if you are this pedantic about what you eat.

>>33444341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0EMLqRRC_Q

>>33444333
>Why does "i dont think we'd be compatible" feel like "i dont think you deserve love"
I've no idea. It's clearly not what she(?) meant.

>>33444332
Manhattan cafe soon

>>33444338
>would you let your gf wear a suit to the wedding tho
We both will. Morning suits.

>>33444356
ERRRRMUHHGAWWD
yes. i am obsessed.

>>33444352
>There is people that haven't had horse meat?
It's illegal to sell horse meat for human consumption in the UK.

>>33444367
Amazing

>>33444325
>What if I said I sit at a tri monitor desk for 9+ hours a day?
I would wonder why you were suddenly volunteering this information for no apparent reason.

>>33444341
>Brahms: Violin Concerto in D major, Op.77
banger <3
>>33444341
>What is your playlist vibe fo tday?
on a melancholic house music vibe rn https://voca.ro/196zBUko5Xcl
>>33444343
fuck these are actually bars lol
https://voca.ro/1gFl5OxeaePC

>>33444355
Or they could offer lox on more than one item. You have the lox, I want lox, but I want the normal sandwhich not the crazy one. If only there were a way...
Boom ten dollars in sales lost

Do women prefer to be submissive, dominant, or generally lile to switch?

>>33444354
Nice neutral colors and or black mixed with neutral colors

>>33444375
>UHM EXCUSE ME WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE RED AND BLUE BALLOONS TO CHOSE FROM? I WANT A PINK ONE, UNDERSTOOD? A PINK ONE!!!!
>I AM THE CUSTOMER HERE!!! SEE THIS MONEY?? YEAH YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF A DEAL AND A LOYAL CUSTOMER
you actually are the OG karen, lol

>>33444381
most lean submissive but can be a bit switchy
dommes are much rarer but exist

>>33444381
Women aren't a monolith.

>>33444381
submissive obviously

still think about the BPD slut I met years ago, things never worked out

>>33444381
>generally lie
This.
And they eat hot chip.
It has recently come to my attention that hot chip is a resteraunt name and not that they like spicy chips

>>33444369
I am curious what others are doing all day or if others were a potato, like me

>>33444383
Thats a lot of money left on the table for girl gender reveal parties

>>33444351
based, which bands?
I fw NewJeans

>>33444277
F
Not to be too graphic, but I lick it like it just sat on my face

>>33444391
Capitalism loses once again.

>>33444393
What's that supposed to mean?

I'm about to get the groceries.
I got barely any plan what to buy, but I am excited to figure out what I am going to eat for dinner.


Probably no salmon though.

>>33444399
why not salmon?
have a nice shop and tasty dinner <3

>>33444381
>Do women prefer to be submissive, dominant, or generally lile to switch?
Different women prefer different things.

>>33443629 (OP)
Can I fuck a skinny girl as hard as I want if I only have 6 inches?

>>33444406
er no, listen to the girl and use your common sense

>>33444406
"Only"? That's above the 80th percentile, anon. Stop watching porn.

>>33444409
>above the 80th percentile, anon
pajeets and asians skewing that percentile heavy icl

Wife literally begs me to impregnate her and even tells me to strike bodybuilding poses and then starts looking desperate and crazy and goes "you are so beautiful please cum in me" and says "thank you thank you" during sex and this is what I wanted all my life AND WRITING ABOUT IT IS MORE AROUSING THAN ACTUALLY DOING IT I WANT IT TO STOP I WANT TO BE A NEET AND BE ALONE AND PLAY CRPGS AAAAAAAAAAAA

I guess this is how women feel when their partner is perfectly beautiful and does everything right and they are just not in the mood. I'm not gay btw.

>>33444413
What’s your question

>>33444413
>I WANT TO BE A NEET AND BE ALONE AND PLAY CRPGS AAAAAAAAAAAA
can we trade places bc my life is ass and I never had sex

>>33444357
It just hurts. She the first girl ive talked to online that didn't just ghost me or was just looking for hookups

>>33444415
I just wanted to get this off my chest and the get it off my chest thread is too depressive

>>33444416
Sorry I am in too deep now I have feelings for the woman

>>33444396
Has your face ever been sat on?

>>33444392
I was listening to the kpop demon hunters soundtrack. Now I am looping picrel. I will explore more later. It is crazy to me that JUMP is straight up a techno track

>>33444426
Fuck off

>>33444426
<3

>>33444428
Do I sense an offer incoming?

Women, how is your handwriting?

Is 6 inches even enough for someone to ride?

>>33444444
stop what you are doing

>>33444426
>thread is too depressive
go to reddit or something then
>>33444429
KATSEYE is another fave of mine
you got good taste lol
yeah Jump is fun, samples Meet Her at the Love Parade (German trance classic)

>>33444447
Answer the question

>>33444444
Yes

>>33444440
>tfw complimented a chinese girl on her handwriting
its joever for me isnt it

>>33444440
I think it's good. I've posted it ITT before and rarely saw complaints.

>>33444406
Yes. Make sure you both shower before the sexo

>>33444444
>Is 6 inches even enough for someone to ride?
I think most horses are probably much taller than that, if that's what you're asking.

>>33444420
>It just hurts.
I'm sure it does. But that doesn't mean you should assume she's lying. She probably means exactly what she says.

>>33444406
>Can I fuck a skinny girl as hard as I want if I only have 6 inches?
If she's really skinny she may not be able to take six inches, and almost certainly won't enjoy being jackhammered. How about going a bit gentler so she can enjoy it too?

>>33444465
How gentle?

>>33444444
>Is 6 inches even enough for someone to ride?
F
Yes, also check'd. Nice sextuple, Mr. 6 incher.

>>33444444
I don't think it's enough for someone to grab.

>>33444477
It's too thick for me to wrap my fingers around anyway

>>33444163
Because that's illegal to stalk him and I don't think he would like that.

>>33444341
on a lofi vibe now https://voca.ro/1liVtIgulMGl

Women, are you grateful that you were born in a western country where you have rights and get treated like a human?

>>33444420
It's hard not to take it as a personal rejection, isn't it? Even when you know nobody's to blame.

Women don't get excited about normal cocks, they don't care

>>33444413
Yeah no shit, loving someone and being attracted to them doesn't mean you are in the mood 24/7.

>>33444465
Am I to understand that skinnier correlates totightness?

>>33444480
Just ask him on a date and fuck him already

>>33444487
I literally touched myself at work today thinking about the outline of a professor's junk I got to see when he came in wearing sweatpants since he only stopped by to pick stuff up. Normal cocks are hot because they're real.

>>33444485
They would rather invite them to the West. Remember those "refugees welcome" foids and now every big European city looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LMz0xAsNPY

>>33444485
No, I would love to be able to just use that as an excuse to stay in my room forever, not go to work or school and spend my day cooking food and looking after my cousins. Sounds comfy.

Both genders, if you could bring someone from the dead (any artist, writer, scientist, politician, leader, etc.) from the dead to the current day and show the state of the world and the influence his work ended up having, who would you choose?

>>33444485
Yes. I imagine that I would likely be more stupid than I am rn unless I got access to a phone by a miracle and then escaped.

>>33444500
Depends. Can I fuck him, too?

>>33444485
They are not, a girl I knew came here from India and would constantly talk shit on how bad it was for her over there, and she still complains about feminist bullshit now that she's over here, most amusingly the "white male patriarchy" in her fucking delhi accent as though the white men aren't the only thing standing between the XX Chromosome set and eternal slavery.

>>33444505
If you manage to convince him, sure.

>>33444500
I'd bring back Miura and tell him to finish the fuck up

>>33444500
M, Hitler just so he could seethe

>>33444500
M

Probably HP Lovecraft since he never had widespread success in his lifetime and I think he'd have liked to know how far his influence ended up spreading. I'd pick Howard, but he'll watch the Conan the Barbarian movie one time, then go kill himself again because his mom is still dead.

I hate women.

>>33444500
Questions like this really hammer home how much of an anti social loser I am
I could not even think of one name

>>33444500
The hobo who called himself jesus.
See how devastating his attention whoring was.

>>33444516
>anti social loser
You mean; Unimaginative and not well educated.

>>33444520
Yeah

Gonna be honest, having a voluntary female slave sounds pretty cool

>>33444516
This is a stupid and pointless question. Not thinking of any name is the only right thing to do

>>33444523
how can you be a voluntary slave

>>33444517
>brings back Jesus
>Jesus smugly tells him he just fulfilled the prophecy of the second coming
>leads his armies to liberate Jerusalem from the synagogue of satan
>Jesus immediately goes from being perceived as a wise man to a cheeky cunt once he adapts to modern slang

>>33444525
Its called a fast food job

>>33444524
That’s kind of you but the question was fine, I am just a retard

>>33444526
I was gonna say hadrian but now this is my answer

>>33444500
F, maybe Wittgenstein, so he can have a melty over LLMs or Wallace so he can suicide himself again over escalated irony collapse.
Or maybe Aurelius so he can see his diary has been turned into sigma gigachad memes for discord servers.
Tough choice.
I'll go with Gödel, just because I want to ask him wtf his problem was with his disordered eating.

>>33444517
Lel

>>33444523
I would rather be her slave involuntarily (but she would be hot and a good owner in this fantasy)
>>33444527
food service is hell on earth lol

>>33444526
Some interesting bible characters you could bring back. Solomon, job, moses

when I make plans with a guy friend Im like 99% sure they'll show up unless something extremely important happens at the lat minute
but with women?
I never know. It's always a 50/50. could be the first time oculd be the 8th time, theyre always unreliable

>>33444492
How tho? Wouldn't that be weird and parasocial?

>>33444480
You're a horrible single mother, why aren't you putting your kids first, their are much better single mothers that put their kids first.

>>33444539
opposite experience for me lol, women tend to be more organised

>>33444086
Male
Yeah I spent a lot of time on boats as a kid. Fortunately never got seasick

>>33444540
NTA, how could you possibly have issues with being parasocial? You're a tripfag on 4chan.

>>33444531
>melty
I assumed from the name that this was some sort of tasty sandwhich with melty cheese, but from your usage that may not be the case

>>33444553
I meant a mental breakdown, lol.

I’m dead

>>33444544
Good morning QT.

>>33444557
why? whats so funny

>>33444554
Is it a new phrase?
Id really like that sandwhich now, or maybe a doughnut

>>33444557
*does CPR*

Girls and their made up little problems are so cute and silly, for example >>33444540

>>33444562
Idk if it's new. I've been using it for a while.
Maybe you should make yourself one.

>>33444563
Please let me die

>>33444536
>Solomon
He arrives in Tel Aviv to great fanfare, and gives a mighty speech before the Jewish people. For the first minute there is applause, then confusion, then finally anger and boos as Solomon explains the Talmud is a perversion of the law and must be banned throughout the state of Israel, followed by his announcement that he's taking four Palestinian women and one of Trump's daughters as concubines who will be the new administrators of the region. Solomon maintains an iron grip on the Jewish population by threatening to lower their credit scores.
>Job
He participates in a roundtable debate with Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and several other redpill influencers, his righteous words and charisma ending their careers and cementing him as the de facto leader of the "incel movement." For a few minutes women everywhere rejoice, until he disparages the faithless godless women who lack the faith to suffer in dignity, leading to even more strained gender relations as young men embrace religious stoicism and isolation.
>Moses
He's probably pretty pissed about the Talmud's existence and wields a series of divine miracles to give Netanyahu pox sores and tornadoes destroy most of the IDF forces until they kneel before him and the various Levite descendants he's militarized, he establishes a new theocratic state with himself at the head, all rabbis are required to desecrate a copy of the talmud to join. He probably asserts himself as the new authority and demands all Muslims and Christians in his realm convert to his neo-archo-Judaism, he disparages Christianity and Islam as Golden Calfs and dedicates most of his time to hunting down rebellious orthodox Jews in his own country.

>>33444564
God I wish I had that job.

guys want morning sex but gals don't. is that because gals don't want to feel stretched out all day?

>>33444558
goood morn
(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

>>33444444
GET OF TRUTH
SIX INCHES IS ENOUGH
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT

>>33444539
Male
For me I've had an experience closer to about 75% of the time I get ghosted, with men specifically. With women, they're usually late more than anything, but I haven't had as much opportunity to make plans with them in general

>>33444569
That's kinda gay

>>33444526
But he will just be seen as a Middle Eastern hobo again.

Men would you let a woman direct your pee
Would you trust her to not blast yourself in the face?

>>33444570
No, I love that feeling. The issue is, I don't feel freshest first thing in the morning. I want to shower and do my hair and all that before sex.

>>33444566
Oh man, I wish I were onventive to make up a new word that everyone started to use

>>33444567
As you wish
But why?

>>33444500
>>33444513
Yeah I'd go with Lovecraft too, I think he'd be touched seeing Cthulhu is basically a household name now

>>33444558
that wasn't me lol
I was actually about to defend you and say we don't know the deets about your kid but now I don't want to

>>33444568
>young men embrace stoicism and isolation.
That already happen

>>33444579
I am alone

>>33444576
>Men would you let a woman direct your pee
Yeah if that's what she's into
>Would you trust her to not blast yourself in the face?
She's in control, whatever happens happens

>>33444564
this reminds me of when I was in the hospital as a kid and the nurse had to help me piss lol when I was first recovering

>>33444576
Face yes, but i bet some gets on the floor

Another day of diet and exercise. My goal is fucking women. I don't even want a GF anymore, that desire is killed and dead. I just want women to use as sexual objects but legitimately, not even being edgy.

>>33444568
>Solomon maintains an iron grip on the Jewish population by threatening to lower their credit scores.
Kek

>>33444578
As you wish. I will start using oventive now.
>oventive
From latin "ovum" and suffix -ive, meaning incubating slowly
Example: His oventive ideas still influenced the curriculum years later.

>>33444594
Damn it, I misread it. You actually said oNventive. Whateverrrrr

>>33444591
>I just want women to use as sexual objects
yuck

>>33444551
Wdym how am I having problems? That's a real person, not another tripfag.

>>33444576
no that would be horrifying. she wouldn't know what she was doing

>>33444591
>i am becoming an object for women's pleasure, not to be edgy but i will become my best version and take care of all the slampigs
Ok man, I'll let you tongue my asshole if you get a tattoo

>>33444599
How much do you weigh.

>>33444594
>>33444595
I like the yes and positive vibes.
I and O keys too close for fat fingers.
Back in my day we used t9. Could text whipe drivong on those nokia phones and not have to look down.
Nope, don't make em like they used to

>>33444576
Only if I like her. I'd be more worried about her blasting herself in the face desu.

>>33444586
Very emo. Aren't we all?
>The dreadful loneliness of being a single person in a universe of others, each sealed in their own skull
Or sumn

Women
Would you date a man who unironically hopes the U.S. nukes China and Russia?

>>33444603
I think I could still do it. Write texts under the desk in class.

>>33438886
what's that about satanic hymns
let's rock and roll https://voca.ro/17gizOJcUfMB
>>33444606
>"The dreadful loneliness of being a single person in a universe of others, each sealed in their own skull"
that one alternative "not like the other girls" girls that the protagonist meets in an indie record store in a Disney channel movie be like

>>33444602
55 kilos, why? Women can order fit dick to their doorstep at any weight

>>33444610
>Would you date a man who unironically hopes the U.S. nukes China and Russia?
I wouldn't date a man who didn't.

State Gender
What is your relationship with your dad like?

>>33444615
Kiss me you fool

goodmorning everyone

>>33444612
>that one alternative "not like the other girls" girls that the protagonist meets in an indie record store in a Disney channel movie be like
Correct

>>33444622
Meowning

>>33444614
>55 kilos
>A fucking europoor
You're like a tiny dog talking shit. Go hit up one of those guys then. There's literally nothing attractive about a fucking delusional euro bitch yipping like she's not half my size. I'm sure you can find some tattooed alcoholic in some baltic/Slavic shithole to tongue your shithole.

>>33444500
Shakespeare!

>>33444618
M
Very good. I wish I could be better for him, and to measure up.

>>33444026
Bdsm

>>33444622
Good afternoon

>>33444625
might start using that ^^

>>33444640
nooo

>>33444618
Male
He's dead but it was pretty bad. He never treated me like a son just a friend, even called me his best friend since I was 10. He never took interest in anything I did other than sports, had me every weekend (my parents divorced) but never spent time with me, and always seemed to prioritize every other kid whether it was a cousin or his wife's kids. He may as well not have been there at all except I attribute him taking me from my home every weekend for my stunted social skills

>>33444642
I mean if you do you may as well go all the way with "myaoning"

>>33444610
Where would we get out cheap chinkshit that th U.S. is dependent on then bro
We literally have no industry
No steel
No computers
China would make use bend the knee after a one week embargo

>>33444649
good myaoning n happy first of august everyone

>>33444642
>nooo
Its afternoon for me

>>33444618
F. We're very close; I can tell him everything. From a young age, he'd read to me and show me cool films - they're some of my favourite memories. I still see him regularly and he shows me cool films and we talk a lot, about everything. He gives me advice and support.

>>33444618
M
Great. He's a good man and father.

>>33444618
M
Good
but I feel like I'm a disappointment even though he sys I'm not

>>33444652
Either make the jobs domestic or if you have to make it come from a country that gives cheap labor that doesn’t subvert our country from within and also through the internet
Just don’t work with China bro they hate us so much and we suck their dick

>>33444618
M, you people have dads?

>>33444618
F, pretty good.

>>33444618
M
Great

He's visiting me today actually

>>33444618
M

Not as close as I'd like honestly, I can tell he doesn't like the person I've become, he doesn't like the way I manage my family or raise my kids, he doesn't like my views on pretty much any social or economic issue. We are cordial and spend holidays together and stuff, I do enjoy my time with him but there's this sort of undercurrent where I think he feels like he failed to impart his moral values to me, and I think he blames me for "corrupting" my younger siblings as I'm the oldest, but my opinion on that is that we all came to the same conclusions separately.

>>33444666
Haha look at this dude with no dad xd

If you get let go or fired at work and take severance pay does that mean you cant collect unemployment?

I blame weak men for the increase in dominant women. Dominant women are disgusting and retarded.

>>33444675
I don't think so.

This guy on discord is trying to tell me about the benefits of dropshipping, should I hear him out? qrd?

>>33444677
dominant women are awesome and hot what are you on about
>>33444680
don't get scammed

>im so excited I cant wait to see you!!!
>ghosted
women everyone

>>33444675
No.

>>33444677
Someone has to take over now that men have become submissive little babies.

>>33444687
She didn't want to ruin the illusion.

>>33444618
M
Good but we could be closer

>>33444692
wow how thoughtful of her if she was going to ghost me anyway

>>33444694
Welcome to 2025.

>>33444677
What increase, it feels like they're more submissive than ever
All I want is a dominant gf

>>33444675
nope, you can still apply for and be on unemployment benefits even if your previous job still owes you money/is going to pay you
>t. am doing this currently
at least in my country you can also claim benefits on top of that for having a disability/mental disorder or something (but eh I cba)

>>33444677
Only weak men like weak women.

>>33444687
I knew a dude that drove across the US, literally coast to coast, to meet a girl, and stayed there for a week, only for her to ghost him as soon as he got into town
Women are brutal sometimes

>>33444341
what the fuck that's like one of my all time favorites, which recording is it? i like heifetz the most.

>>33444341
Probably the same Silent Hill soundtracks it's been for the past month

When someone moves into town, joins my friend group, and immediately gets a bf/gf while I haven't found one in 6 years here, I wonder if I'm not trying hard enough, trying too hard, or what.

>>33444705
He deserves it for being retarded desu.

>>33444705
I knew a crazy homeless dude that would talk ad nauseum online about how the best pairing was dudes in their 30s and 40s with women between the ages of 16 and 25. He got tricked into traveling hundreds of miles across the country with no way back. It was hilarious.

>>33444711
You're just not desirable.

>>33444705
to be honest its kinda stupid to drive that far for a first date
like you'd only do that with someone youve dated for a long time

>>33444716
The way he talked I think they'd been in a LDR for a while but I'm not sure since after it happened he refused to mention anything about it again

>>33444713
>crazy homeless dude that would talk ad nauseum online about how the best pairing was dudes in their 30s and 40s with women between the ages of 16 and 25
damn, I'm like this except I think guys 16-25 should date and have sex with women in their 30s and 40s

>>33444677
Dominant women don't exist it's pure virgin fantasy

>>33444618
M he's dead and i never knew him

>>33444689
Women's biological imperative is not to take over but to simply cause conditions to deteriorate until men have no choice but to take control again, see broadly the state of society.

>>33444680
dude that fucking happened to me once i wonder if it's the same person

I consulted with the high priestess of the forbidden archives, she elucidated some rather interesting things about you.

>>33444618
M
He is a good dad but he is a normie retard, but I don't complain much

>>33444720
Won't work, if women want to date younger men they have to date like older men do, pay for shit, be the pursuing partner, and provide fun and new experiences, women will instead stamp their feet and demand an 18 year old that can somehow provide the lifestyle of a 50 year old.

Admittedly I did hagpill and live a cushy life now because of it with my older wife, but the amount of bullshit that people throw your way has convinced me I'm more of an anomaly than anything that could be replicated on a wide scale.

>>33444732
What did she say?? Is she into me?

>>33444732
Please take anything my ex wife says with a grain of salt.

>>33444720
Do you also harass couples on the street, try to take advantage of young homeless women, and go on angry pedophilic rants?

>>33444732
Is it the promised time?

The average male itt probably has bigger tits than the average female...

>>33444732
If she didn't say anything about how fat my ass is, she was probably talking about somebody else.

>>33443629 (OP)
My current physique is trash and undesirable. What steps do I need to take to look better, more attractive, "sexier"? I want to feel worthy of even MAYBE having a girlfriend but I was never there

>>33444743
Also what do most women want out of a dudes appearance ignoring fashion?

>>33444742
Eat a salad, fatty.

>>33444741
I'd say mine are below average

My little 21yo coworker is going to ruin my life if I let her.

>>33444680
Only people that used to work a post office counter with severe autism actually enjoy dropshipping.

>>33444618
F
I don't see him since I was 15, but he sends me messages

>>33444728
Maybe in your made up incel narrative about how women are. In reality it seems you were wrong.

>>33444732
Not my problem.

>>33444752
Kek

>>33444743
What is your current weight, height, body fat percentage, and activity level?

>>33444747
It's just the ass, babe.

>>33444752
I'll take her off your hands.

>>33444752
Let her. You got anything better or more entertaining to do?

>>33444610
nah, I'm russian

>>33444525
She puts herself in slavery because she wants to give up responsibility and be owned by me

>>33444723
The average nagging housewife is already more dominant and intimidating than what zoomers, millennials and boomers could handle

I have a crush with a frame so good if she went to the gym for 6 months she'd be the hottest thing ever

Why do some men shit on other men's girlfriends? Especially if she isn't actually hideous or anything?

Why are women like this?

>>33444771
Let him know we won't try and snipe her away from him

I would like a femanon to eat ice cream and listen to the Tarzan soundtrack with.

>>33444771
To feel superior.

>>33444767
She is only dominant because she doesn't have anyone to oppose her. Men easily fold under their influence, so I guess the initial claim that blames the weak men sorta applies, but to me it's not that because those women were dominant from the start. It's because they got frustrated by their man's leadership and wasn't shown their place

>>33444772
>Why are women like this?
Because strong men are not intimidated by women having equal rights.

>>33444772
Women are more comfortable liars in general

>>33444775
YOU'LL BEE IN MY HEART

>>33444772
>twitterslop
Because it gives them comments and reaction

>>33444772
I did this (of my own volition, not because of posts like this), and have been alone my entire life, so

>>33444775
Can we listen to the Brother Bear soundtrack in the afterglow?

>>33444772
The rhizome is spreading.

>>33444779
Strong women shouldn't be intimidated by not having equal rights then

>>33444735
>instead stamp their feet and demand an 18 year old that can somehow provide the lifestyle of a 50 year old.
In my experience, younger men are more chivalric and eager to provide than older men have been.

>>33444772
I agree with her

>>33444785
We might have to watch the movie, I can't remember if I've seen Brother Bear.

>>33444762
>Weight
170 lbs
>Height
6'1"
>Body fat
If my watch's body fat composition thing is accurate, ~15%. I have no idea if that's good or bad but I'm tall and skinny.
>Activity level
Running everyday to every other day at a minimum. If anything I do it a bit too much because I sometimes ignore my watch's suggestions to take rest days

>>33444772
Need goth gf

>>33444794
The soundtrack was written by Phil Collins too

>>33444798
The goth aesthetic is so overrated if you ask me

>>33444795
Why does yours make sense and mine doesn't?

I like when me and women both make each other's lives easier

>>33444800
I'll have to check it out.

>>33444798
Goths are overrated, give me an athletic woman

>>33444801
Fortunately nobody did

>>33444777
How would you lead? The men I've dated haven't seemed interested in taking action or making decisions past demanding to be fed and bred on schedule

>>33444743
Main thing is to lose weight, it sharpens your jaw and women overwhelmingly prefer lean. From there minimally you could just work on your shoulders and arms, everything else is optional. Stay natty unless you are literally 6'5 or taller

>>33444772
Women, what makes a man husband material and what makes him hookup material? Where is the diffrence?

>>33444802
You are not strong enough

Women
Would you date a 30 year old guy that's never dated before and will have no idea how relationships actually work, but wants to be a good boyfriend and put in the effort to learn and have a good relationship?

>>33444802
Men fail when the game isn't rigged in their favor. Saying women should be able to beat a rigged game is like saying you should put in twice the effort for half the reward.

>>33444739
no I don't do any of these things kek, I avoid people mostly
I still buy homeless food sometimes tho

I’m meeting with an ex for some coffee. I still love her and I think she’s trying to get back together but wants to take things slow. When I talk to her, should I mention that my life is going really well or should I downplay it? I want to come off as things are going really well but I’m not too busy to not have time for her as well

>women complain that men don't approach them
>would rather die than approach a man she likes

Do they just enjoy rejecting guys and are upset they can't do it as much anymore?

>>33444816
>Women, what makes a man husband material and what makes him hookup material?
Husband material - intense chemistry and emotional intimacy, sane and safe.
Hookup material - sane and safe.

>>33444818
Nigga you sound insufferable.

>>33444735
>Won't work
>>33444735
>Admittedly I did hagpill and live a cushy life now because of it with my older wife
teach me your ways senpai

>>33444818
Sure. As long as you'd be willing to date a 27 year old who has little relationship experience. I'm not sure that's a good combination though.

>>33444796
If you're 15% body fat, you should have visible abs. If you'd like to put on more muscle, swap some of the cardio for hypertrophic resistance training and eat more.

>>33444826
>>women complain that men don't approach them
Does this ever happen though? I've only ever seen women complaining about being approached too much.

>>33444833
I've heard several complaints of this in person and hundreds online

>>33444812
Men in your case seem to have a gf just for status, not because they wanted to connect with a person.
As for how to lead, for one, I notice men, even strong ones, tend to erode their boundaries often to accommodate their gf, while in my opinion you should stand your ground and meet her halfway on your terms. Another common problem is when men start to argue and get emotional, which can happen surely, we are not immune to that, but ideally one must be an emotional anchor for her

>>33444831
Sounds very typical for 2025 desu. Nothing wrong with that

>>33444836
Guess it depends on the country/culture

>>33444821
>Men fail when the game isn't rigged in their favor
Pretty sure that's just the elite
Poor men were always just sentenced to die on the battlefield

>>33444772
why do women like empathy, kindness and morals? would you prefer them to like sociopathy, hatred and evil?

>>33444831
>I'm not sure that's a good combination though.
Idunno, I think it could be if we're kinda learning together

>>33444847
Yes my ideal woman is an evil necromancer

>>33444847
>would you prefer them to like sociopathy, hatred and evil?
I've seen the guys they date, they already do

>>33444847
>why do women like empathy, kindness and morals?
Hypocritical for women to expect that from men but not give it in return

>>33444826
>would rather die than approach a man she likes
plenty of girls approach though lol
>>33444849
>my ideal woman is an evil necromancer
hott
>>33444850
dark triad chad is spinning plates
>>33444852
Nice Guy mentality

Women only have standards for guys they aren't attracted to. The key is to literally make yourself as attractive as possible

>>33444857
this only works for hookups/casual sex, mature women have standards regardless of your attractiveness kek

I also think its genuinely harder for men to take the dominant role in a relationship nowadays because there's extremely little leverage that men have over women.
>Women are financially independent
>You can't hit or physically dominate women without going to prison
>Being a whore isn't socially taboo so they can just get dick elsewhere
>There's not as much social pressure to stay in relationships
>Legally binding marriage is basically dead

I don't even know how you actually dominate a woman at this point beyond her just being indecisive and feeling purposeless and relying on a man to have vision and direction. The flip side is that a woman is basically fucking worthless if she's not submissive to you. So meaningless sex and short term nothing is basically all that's left.

>>33444855
Raise those skeletons to enslave the living

>>33444859
A lot of women are only useful for hookups nowadays. When you only show your looks, you'll only be valued by them

>>33444855
I understand that women may not like the manosphere but if the alternative is constant simping and asskissing, what am I getting out of it?
You seem to have this belief that women are inherently nice and fair in all situations but you aren't. You're just as malicious and devious as men and just because you can't bash my skull in like I can to you doesn't mean you get free rein to mistreat me