How to make suicide look like an accident - /adv/ (#33445063) [Archived: 20 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:50:39 PM No.33445063
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I hit rock bottom. I saw everything life has to offer but even when I was at my best my depression was hard to handle. The problem is I feel too guilty to attempt suicide. There are many people that truly love and cherish me and I love em too and I don't want to upset them. I need a way out thats gonna look like an accident so they won't feel guilty because they didn't help me. Any ideas?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:36:34 AM No.33446315
>>33445063 (OP)
>I need a way out thats gonna look like an accident so they won't feel guilty because they didn't help me.
That's impossible. Sorry.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:22:37 AM No.33447395
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You can’t fake your own death. Also, life is worth living, there’s no justification for killing yourself.

Have you been to the doctor? I was depressed but I took antidepressants and it worked with me
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:07:59 PM No.33448147
>>33446315
I mean if it looks like I idk smashed my head by falling and slowly bleed out on the floor it wouldn't look like suicide.
>>33447395
I don't want to fake it, I want to die for real... Also yeah I've been to therapy but rn all of my doctors are on vacation but I don't want to feel better anyway. I've been happy in my life and I think I've had enough, life is hard and I clearly not strong enough to endure what life has to offer
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:23:01 PM No.33448188
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>>33445063 (OP)
sounds fucking easy desu
get drunk, drive car off a cliff, done

I don't like pigs so I'd probably do it in a way that would annoy the shit outta them
>balloons, tons of them
>check wind
>attach shotgun to ballons
>attach plastic wrap covering your hands and arms (you dont want residue on them)
>shoot self outdoors near the ocean

the goal is to have the shotgun and plastic wrap fly away once you're dead, leaving your corpse as an impossible to solve murder case
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:39:12 PM No.33448338
>>33445063 (OP)
I've been to an acquaintances funeral the past weeks and let me tell you, even if you manage to fake it perfectly you can't ever prevent the soul-crushing emptiness that falls on those who cherish you when they lose you. And they *will* know you had been struggling, somehow they always do; the guy whose funeral I went to died in a motor crash and was a seemingly cheerful guy but his friends had noticed he was not doing ok, and when they do get that feeling they won't ever escape the feeling of guilt that maybe they could have tried harder to help and be there for you.

Just don't do it, dying is not worth the hassle.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:32:16 PM No.33448589
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>>33448147

Therapist or doctor? cuz therapists sells words for hopeless guys. I mean yeah they help but if you’re done they can’t do anything.

I went to a therapist before taking meds but it didn’t help, like he was trying to water a dead plant. Then, I went to a hospital because of breath issues, turns out the problem was because of anxiety and depression not a physical issue. Doctor prescribed Escitalopram (10mg) to me, I didn’t see results until 6 months! So you gotta wait, for me it was hell.

Also, very important point, when you’re taking your meds, you have to help yourself. Go to gym, get friends, play video games or sports, do whatever you like.

Anon, the life is worth living :)
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:37:51 PM No.33448605
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Get robbed and pull out gun with no intentions of using it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:52:14 AM No.33449828
>>33448147
>I mean if it looks like I idk smashed my head by falling and slowly bleed out on the floor it wouldn't look like suicide
On the contrary: that looks EXACTLY like suicide. It's really hard to fake an accident. If you want to make it look like you slipped and fell, for example, the first question they'll ask is, was it actually extremely slippery? If it wasn't, why did you slip? And if it was, why did you go to a slippery, dangerous place, if you weren't looking to get hurt? And immediately it doesn't look like an accident. It really is almost impossible to make something deliberate look accidental.

Maybe an apparently accidental overdose of heroin or fentanyl might be believable?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:04:24 AM No.33449875
>>33445063 (OP)
Oh look, another attention whore who doesn't actually want to kill themselves, but just wants lots of posts telling them not to do it.
Just go to some third world country claiming you're "finding yourself" and then disappear. Fall off a cliff or drown in the sea or whatever. No one will find or care about your body in the Congo or Syria or wherever.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:52:53 AM No.33451315
>>33448338
>they won't ever escape the feeling of guilt that maybe they could have tried harder to help and be there for you
Honestly, what's wrong with that? Sounds like a good lesson to me, maybe they'll be there for someone else.
Not OP and I don't intend to kill myself but living a miserable life just to not disappoint someone sounds like hell.