Thread 33456167

is getting your pussy ate really as good as people make it out to be?

is sex in general worth it? everyone is obsessed with sex but i just don’t get the hype.

it sounds gross and uncomfortable, with all of the body fluids and sweat and smells and noises.

>>33456167 (OP)
yes and yes and yes it is however that is why we have alcohol. You don't need to be totally drunk but the right amount you won't care so much

>>33456167 (OP)
>is getting your pussy ate really as good as people make it out to be?
If done well, it is much better than people make it out to be.

>is sex in general worth it?
If you are with the right person, there is nothing better.

>everyone is obsessed with sex but i just don’t get the hype.
>it sounds gross and uncomfortable, with all of the body fluids and sweat and smells and noises.
Then please, and I really mean this: never have sex. That way you'll have nothing to complain about and everyone will be happy.

>>33456167 (OP)
Probably. The way I always thought of it was like good sex is better than good head, but outstanding head is unrivalled, regardless of sex.

You can ask a thousand people but you're only gonna get answers if you try it. Sober. It helps to know what you like. And for the love of fuck do not base your opinions on porn, its all fake.

One girl asked me to do it again so i guess she enjoyed it

>>33456167 (OP)
Honestly I'm with you that it sounds absolutely disgusting, that level of physical proximity to another human being sounds awful. Not to mention the cleanup after from all the sweat and stuff. But then again, I won't touch anything unless it's been doused in 80% ethanol and I'm wearing examination gloves.

>PiV
No. G-spot orgasms are really long but I don't come from PiV, the rhythm and accuracy just aren't enough. Also the orgasm is the only good part of the act, the process of getting there is kind of meh. Get a dildo if you're curious.
>oral
Yes, it's incredible. I've been single for a year and I still have regular flashbacks, like phantom sensations, and it's intolerable that I can't have it.

>>33456276
>>33456310
>>33460816
What makes the difference between bad/average head and phenomanol head?

>>33460863
In my case it's teasing and variation. What takes me out of it is him using too much pressure or going too fast too early. Especially sticking to some fast repetitive motion early on. Fast and repetitive is good when I'm close but if it starts out that way and just keeps going it feels like I'm going numb. Slow down, try different motions.
Basically I come faster with less effort when he's gentle, almost lazy, vs doing the tongue equivalent of jackhammering.

>>33456167 (OP)
i know this is you lore.
idk, i dont have pussy.
but i've been told im really good at it, and the sweat & smells mean nothing when its someone your deeply in love with. there truly is nothing better than sex with your soulmate. God literally designed soulmates so that the sex they have is electric. You can tell if its your person if your body is literally electric as fuck around them.

>>33460863
Average head is mostly physical. A mouth or tongue mostly feels good regardless.

Outstanding head requires being in tune with the receiver, noticing when they enjoy it, want something different, switching speeds, and doing one pace at orgasm. The control of the tongue and/or hands in combination is unrivaled. Outstanding head is almost overwhelming.

I dont like oral sex. Neither giving or receiving.
Not gonna talk why I don't particularly like sucking dicks, but the thing that kills my pleasure as receiver is that - from sex I want maximum intimacy, interconnectedness, I want to melt into another being. And just looking at some man stimulating my clit ain't it. It is cold, distant, we barely touch each other. May as well just masturbate. It's such a waste of lover-time. I can wank my own clit just as well.

A good sex with someone you love is very energizing and life affirming. It won't solve your issues but it is a strong boost for daily life. Just random sex with whoever is not necessarily horrible, but it is just raw indulgence, like eating a whole stack of chocolates. Feels good in the moment and then after you cum you are full of lowkey regret and shame.

>>33461015
Am master at this H M U

>>33461024
Hey Bitch
Kith Me Threw The Phone

>>33461024
Your answers are staring u in the freaking face BOZO

>>33461024
Give the bloody wanker a shot, eh?

>>33461024
Name Starts with J. Your last name starts with R, if you buy in the next 30 minutes!
*Penis sold seperately*

>>33459230
btw. whole thread yearning 4U

>>33461024
i love this sm.
but.
i am not soloman.
Christ is King.

>>33461024
legendary test btw.

>>33461024
Girl you better drop them walls QUICKLY so i can fukk u SILLY.
on the real. you will never beat me. i desperately want you, and let you win for an alotted time period. i love u dork.

>>33461349
Kisses, Ms.

>>33461066
Sure. You in Toronto?

>>33461899
FUCK NO !
thiught you were somebody else, shame.

>>33461941
Lol. Who did you think I was, and how? It's just simple text on the internet.

>>33461967
Anybody from Toronto is a fag, with King Fag Aubrey

>>33456167 (OP)
Yes, on a logical level sex is fucking disgusting. But you're missing something - you have to get horny first. Then you turn into a retarded animal and don't care anymore that it's disgusting. Alcohol helps with this.

Would it be cringe if I gave my gf astral projection-tier oral, but refused to let her suck my dick? Would women get upset at that, or would it be a relief for them? What about no PIV either?
I've gotten pretty good at eating pussy over the years, but I always feel like shit when she cums and then feels obligated to suck me off or let me fuck her.
Do you think there are women out there that wouldn't object to me just eating them out/using a dildo for when she wants penetration?

>>33462138
I would be down. It's nice to relax and focus on my pleasure for a change.

>>33462138
Some women love to suck dick and will get upset if you don't let them despite getting nothing in return.

Some women feel obligated and are willing but are relieved if you tell them they don't have to.

Some women feel obligated but will feel guilty if they don't reciprocate.

At the end of the day, just tell her what you want and let her tell you what she wants and see if you're compatible.

>>33462089
I don't know who that is.

>>33456167 (OP)
sex is probably the best thing the world has to offer. If a man eats you out right, you'll probably love it and want it done all the time. It's definitely worth it. It's not uncomfortable unless you're with the wrong person but I'll say this, you aren't gonna die without sex. It's not as big of a deal as people make it out to be. Especially young people. A lot of people are at the age when their doing it for the first time and it's like their whole life has been leading up to this point then it happens and its over in 10 or 20 minutes, if that. Like it's not a drug, you aren't gonna get addicted to it. You aren't gonna die or get sick if you don't have it. It's just a perk of having a good relationship but at the same time, can ruin a relationship without it or if it's bad. A lot of relationships are based on sex when they shouldn't be. A lot of people are lost when it comes to love and sex. Or confused or misled. A lot of people have unrealistic expectations about sex. I blame porn for this.

>>33456167 (OP)
You can be asexual if you want, it's cool

>>33456167 (OP)
There's no requirement. You can stay a virgin 4 life if u want. Better than being a slut socially speaking. Maybe I will meet someone you love who you will want to have sex with for the emotional connection and relationship but if it's just for hedonism there's not much point

>>33466179
Sorry you not I I'm phoneposting