Thread 33533995

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33530637

Women, is squirt pee?

>>33533995 (OP)
M or F
Why does this OP always use the most boring pictures possible?

Women, have you ever felt like this?

i love my chadlet bf

>>33534007
I've involuntarily pissed hard during sex and masturbation, but idk if that was "squirting". I don't think they're the same thing, and I assume I just can't squirt if it's different.

State sex.
Has another person ever awoken a kink or fetish in you? Who was it and what was the fetish?

>>33534018
Maybe in the past. But making realistic short term goals with obvious results helps me stay motivated as I pursue my long term ones.

>>33534007
yes, hun, i'm sorry to break this to you, but women don't "ejaculate". it's piss and the notion that it isn't piss is pornbrain marketing tactics

>>33534007
dont know never squirted, someone said i should do red for my dark nails but i want something a bit brighter and cutesier. any ideas for colours or designs i should do ? maybe jinx nails???? also men wyd if i challenge you to a dwerk off

>>33534024
M
yes
knifeplay and deep scratches
first ex

>>33534027
*dark red for my nails

How come all the known regulars here are pedos? What's wrong with them?

state gender, what's for breakfast?

>>33534024
M
Woman I talked to gave me the kink of being called daddy and master.
And really just going full dom mode, taking what I want and being rough.
The girl really unlocked a lot in me.

>>33534027
>any ideas for colours or designs i should do ?
Oh boy, I got so many..

>>33534024
M
I had a female friend in school that would ask me to share my snacks with her. I told her to open her mouth and I would toss it and she would have to catch it with her mouth.
She didn't catch some of them, and so I told her get on her knees and eat them off the ground with her hands behind her back.
One time we found a large tire and I told her to get in it and I rolled her around in it.

I'm very mad at myself that I didn't fuck her, I could have pulled it off looking back at how submissive she was.

>>33534034
Is it not just the lovers mkg and jh? Too bad they won't take each other out, must be too old for each other...

>>33534016
idk but I also hate it lol
back in the day when I had time I used to make custom colourful pics for these threads, before FAQqot started making new threads early

>>33534040
Also enjoying some kind of freeuse and teacher dynamic.

>>33534027
>dwerk off
A what, sorry?

>>33534027
What's a dwerk off? I like yellow nails, especially for the summer.

>>33534048
>must be too old for each other...
LMAO

Me and this chick have been sexting each other for the past week on snapchat. I told her I would send a voice message of me moaning while masturbating. Would it make it a lot hotter if I moaned her name while doing it or is that too much?

>>33534039
M
Yoghurt and tea.

I have decided to save Japan and increase the birth rate.

>>33534024
f and being called "good girl". its unfortunate that creeps misuse / overuse this all the time, because it's only sexy when it's someone i WANT to submit to, which is only one person not any random fuck that sees me.

>>33534007
No, it's vaginal lubricant that comes from the skene's gland. If you ever feel it, smell it, or taste it, you'll know it's not piss.

In porn though, it's usually piss.

>>33534018
>Women, have you ever felt like this?
I used to. Now I am able to delay gratification for the long haul.

>>33534039
>what's for breakfast?
F
Protein pancakes, topped with strawberries and bourbon barrel-aged maple syrup.

>>33534024
>Has another person ever awoken a kink or fetish in you?
Yes, bondage, D/S, and pet play.

>>33534034
>How come all the known regulars here are pedos? What's wrong with them?
Qt, ENTJ, Nightingale, BlueValkyrie, Sarge, London, Cuckworm Bro, and Finance aren't at all paedophilic.

>>33534024
F, sort of. I was offput by the idea of buttstuff, but ended up putting stuff in my butt for attention from strangers on the internet. Turns out I liked it for more than the attention after all.

>>33534061
What's a protein pancake exactly?
>topped with strawberries and bourbon barrel-aged maple syrup.
That sounds amazing.

>>33534063
>Nightingale
She hasn't been here in like 5 years bro.

>>33534026
What about the skene glands?

>>33534061
no it isn't. you are literally making shit up to cope with the fact that you piss yourself during sex.

>>33534065
>offput by the idea of buttstuff
>ended up putting stuff in my butt for attention from strangers on the internet
How does that happen?

I'll be honest, if a woman is interested me, the most difficult thing is her having a libido that can keep up with mine.
I have only ever had that once and I think that was absolutely perfect sexual potential...

>>33534039
I was too tired to cook last night so brunch today is black coffee, an orange, canned tuna, mushroom soup and a jumbo carrot
If I don’t fall asleep when I get back I have a fat steak dinner marinating

>>33534039
M
vodka, cigarettes and depression
>>33534063
>Qt
wtf I like older women lol

>>33534070
What part of "for attention" did you not understand from her?

>>33534061
Have you made a woman squirt before? Also why is Korra always the sub?

>>33534073
>wtf I like older women lol
Exactly.

>>33534070
Strangers on the internet wanted to see it, and I wanted the attention, so I did it.

>>33534073
read past your own name bro

>>33534075
The part where she's THAT attention starved.

>>33534078
>>33534081
oh nvm I didn't actually read the entire post lmao
on the phone with my mom rn, kill me now

>>33534081
>read past your own name bro
QT is too self centered to do that.

>>33534071
M
I hate how makeup is done in porn

>>33534073
You are so fucking retarded.
Amazing.

>>33534085
Lol.

>>33534085
nooo it's just cause I'm multitasking rn and on the phone with my mom so only skimreading
I'll ketchup the threads afterwards
>>33534088
>You are so fucking retarded
soz

>>33534083
Is this your first day on 4chan or are you just insanely autistic?

>>33534024
When I was 18 a much older woman at school offered to fix a button on my coat.

I thought she was just being friendly, so I showed up to her house. Completely out of the blue, she forced herself on me.

I like older women and femdom now

>>33534090
>I'm multitasking
Stop shitting up this thread then.

>>33534039
M, don't think I'm gonna eat anything today desu, I don't feel well and have too much shit to do for my mom and sis
>>33534094
k I'll come back later

>>33534091
Neither.

>>33534061
I swear these two kissed in the last episode. It's the only time I've experienced anything like the Mandela effect.

>>33534094
be nice he's the only personality i dont hate itt

>>33534095
>I'll come back later
Please don't.

>>33534094
>Stop shitting up this thread then
Eh, I think it's funny

Do women often become more sexually dominant when they are in a long term relationship?

>>33534093
Was she a teacher?

>>33534095
>don't feel well
today is a very good day

>>33534101
I don't know, I've never been in a long term relationship

>>33534101
M
Not in my experience. It might even be the opposite.

>>33534105
rudee
>>33534099
oops
>>33534098
aww <3
>>33534093
yo isn't that like assault
did you enjoy it tho
>>33534059
what will you call your kids

State sex. How many people have you kissed on the lips?

>>33534099
not to whiteknight here but come on. with all the insufferable self righteous pedophiles huffing their own farts here, qt is relatively pleasant considering

>>33534106
What an amazingly useful answer.

>>33534101
From my experience, no.
But they usually become more self confident in asking for or suggesting things, since it becomes I more "natural" relationship.

>>33534109
M
I don't know.

>>33534024
M, I don't have any experience so not really desu
>>33534019
what makes him a "chadlet" lmao
>>33534018
I don't understand this picture

>>33534110
This.

>>33534110
I don't care what you think.

>>33534112
>I don't know
what, how can you not know
>>33534109
depends if just a peck on the lips counts and with stuff like spin the bottle
I've only properly made out with one girl though

>>33534101
Personally, not me. If anything it's the opposite. Or, maybe I am more or less submissive depending on how well I'm getting dicked down. Real high level dicknosis has me dreaming about having his babies and shit.

>>33534063
>Finance
Who dis?

>>33534066
>What's a protein pancake exactly?
Just normal pancakes with protein powder added to the dry ingredients. It makes the texture a bit spongier, like French toast, but it can make the flavor pretty complex.

>>33534069
>you are literally making shit up to cope with the fact that you piss yourself during sex.
This has been studied and I can tell you definitively that squirt has a different consistency, smell, and taste to urine.

>>33534077
>Have you made a woman squirt before?
Yes, myself and my fiancée. She's the one who showed me how to do it.
>Also why is Korra always the sub?
Dom in the streets, sub in the sheets. But I think it just fits their personalities. Asami is an inventor, has a good measure on Korra's feelings, and even her fighting style is more about control. Korra is in constant need of humbling, is full of self-doubt, and doesn't like the responsibility that comes with being the avatar.

>>33534101
>Do women often become more sexually dominant when they are in a long term relationship?
I think dominant women are more likely to make a relationship work. They tend to have better conflict resolution.

>>33534109
F
1

>>33534113
he's a chad, except short. luckily his dick's not :)

>>33534103
No. I don’t know what she did. She hang out at parties with kids much younger than her

>>33534039
F
Green tea

So as a 34 year old virgin I went to a festival, took a bunch of drugs and ended up making out and fingerbanging some rave chick, who it turns out lives one street over from me. Didn't bang because I thought I wasn't agood idea to have my first time after being awake for more then 48 hours straight and high as a kite, but took her number.

Shes no dream woman but cute enough with a good body, and was patient enough to chew off my ear for an eternity before I finally got the hint and went for the kiss.

We're meeting up this weekend at my place, anything I should pay attention to?

>>33534034
Every man ITT who has ever watched hentai with a loli in it is a pedo by your definition.

>tfw the only white guy on the bus

Songs for this feeling?

>>33534130
um, yeah, duh

did you think this was some sort of gotcha????

>>33534108
>Assault
I didn’t say no
> did you enjoy it tho
No. It wasn’t traumatic or anything like that just mildly unpleasant. However, I stated liking older women after that

>>33534039
Idk. I'm trying to make myself get up earlier so I can go get my nails done before I break the shit out of them and have to cut them down.

>>33534130
>heh, jerking it to children is pedophilia? well have you considered that jerking it to other children is also pedophilia?

>>33534120
>It makes the texture a bit spongier, like French toast, but it can make the flavor pretty complex.
Is that better than ordinary pancakes?

>>33534120
>Yes, myself and my fiancée. She's the one who showed me how to do it.
Based. How (in)accurate are so called tutorials you see on tube porn sites?

>>33534124
ah right, manlet chad lol, based
>>33534129
>took her number
>cute enough with a good body, and was patient enough to chew off my ear for an eternity
she sounds like a keeper bro ngl
>meeting up this weekend at my place, anything I should pay attention to?
how do you mean? I guess just go with the flow and try to have fun and be kind and attentive to her
also if you want to smash she would probably be down - you can always just tell her you're a virgin if you're worried about that

>>33534124
Is he actually short or just not very tall?

>>33534147
he's 5'5" so pretty short for our region

>>33534120
>I think dominant women are more likely to make a relationship work. They tend to have better conflict resolution.
It's also really easy to forgive someone who sits on your face.

>>33534131
damn where do you live kek
>Songs for this feeling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQbBqiud-08

>>33534151
How tall are you?

Foids, are men too big?

>>33534151
how tall are you?
either way that's wholesome
>>33534136
>I stated liking older women after that
so she brainbroke you lol

>>33534124
>except short. luckily his dick's not
I've noticed that correlation...and it's not just a matter of proportionality either.

>>33534153
Canada

>>33534156
i'm 5'1" so still a little shorter than him. i think 5'6" is perfect height for a dude and can't stand dudes who are 5'10"+ these days

>>33534130
No shit

>>33534157
Probably, but it’s not their fault

>>33534120
>Korra is in constant need of humbling, is full of self-doubt, and doesn't like the responsibility that comes with being the avatar.
Hell for Kyoshi is being forced to watch all of the avatars be worthless.

>>33534161
Canada sounds like the new UK ngl
have fun sharing the bus with minorities ig

at what age to women expire?
my gf is 26 and it feels like she's past her expiration date

>>33534161
>actor pushes tiny hat wagecuck propaganda
Imagine my shock

>>33534160
i've gotten around ngl, and i haven't really noticed any correlations. but the smallest i ever saw was on a 6'5" man

>>33534171
Usually 83-84

>>33534171
depends on your level of pedophilia, fbi-chan

>>33534171
>my gf is 26 and it feels like she's past her expiration date
what the hell lmao

What happened to your Protestant worth ethic, white man? You’re gonna blame the jews for your laziness?

>>33534176
the Indonesians on /int/ said 12
>>33534177
26 is pedo now? damn
soon we'll all be pedos

>>33534120
>Who dis?
I've never had a name, but I used to post on red atoga.

>>33534180
hard work never paid off for me, so I gave up

>>33534171
Around 87.
You are dumb and your soul is ugly

>>33534130
I am a man and have never done that.
You definitely have some pedo tendencies if you do that. And it's absolutely not something you do "just to see how it feels" or some retarded cope, becsuse a normal man will never think of jerking it to some child.

>>33534171
Wasn't aware Leo DiCaprio was surfing 4chan.

>>33534181
not what i said at all, but if the shoe fits, wear it!

>>33534180
>Protestant
Heretics*
>work ethic
if you're working for yourself, absolutely. But working hard to make other people wealthy is cuckoldry.

>>33534168
It’s even worse because cold
>>33534180
What are we even working towards, building amenities for foreigners?

>>33534157
He's just right though. I want him to lay ontop of me.
But yeah, most moids are too big.

how come my posts are always so amazing?
women could learn a thing or two from my posts

>>33534171
When their fertility expires. 39-40

>>33534191
Would you sniff his hair?

>>33534159
> so she brainbroke you lol
Yeah. I started seeking out older women after that and got into a relationship with a woman in her 50s

I didn’t like it so I ended it and started dating women my age again.

I finally found a normal girl but she picked up on my inner feelings and got more and more dominant.

I’m making plans to rewire by brain and acting more dominant both in and out of the bedroom

>>33534157
their bodies? yes. their dicks? no

>>33534196
Absolutely. And snuggle him into me. Such a cutie.

>>33534190
>It’s even worse because cold
RIP
it's also been pretty chilly here the past couple of days
you still on the bus dude?
I used to listen to this on the way to work kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iupMThIstBo

>>33534191
who? moistcritical?

>>33534195
You can be well fertile in your 40s

>>33534161
Triggered memories of my old life. I'd sneak away for lunch and order a food truck burrito and eat it meditatively on the grass next to the bay. Only bit of soul I had left. Everything else was bad coffee and metal hell. I remember driving in at 3:30 AM, drinking last night's coffee from a little paper cup, thinking about how I was only five 18 hour days and one 24 hour day away from a full 36 hours off.

>>33534197
>she picked up on my inner feelings and got more and more dominant
she sounds based kek what happened with her?

>>33534203
I’m off the bus now, wish me luck

>>33534018
Recently but I haven't been able to cry, I want to quit my toxic soul sucking job, the people there are toxic, not all of them, just certain ones.

state gender and age
post what you consider to be the best meme of all time

>>33534204
Yeah

>>33534195
Regardless of your weird assumption, look up menopause.

>>33534144
>Is that better than ordinary pancakes?
Not really. It makes for better waffles, but I didn't feel like cleaning my waffle iron.

>>33534145
>How (in)accurate are so called tutorials you see on tube porn sites?
It depends on the person doing the instructing, but even accurate ones are hard to learn from if you're a kinesthetic learner.

>>33534167
>Hell for Kyoshi is being forced to watch all of the avatars be worthless.
Kyoshi was also gay, so I think she just appreciates Roku, Aang, and Korra not fucking dudes.

>>33534182
>I've never had a name, but I used to post on red atoga
I meant "Who is Finance?"

>>33534180
>Protestant worth ethic

Was only ever a thing because protties rightfully suspected they were going to Hell for being heretics, and thus tried to prove to themselves that God would bless them in this life with prosperity.
Their abject slave morality and lack of coolness is of course enough grounds for at least a few Aeons of Purgaotry. That is, if their abominable heresy didn't already damn them for eternity.

Otehr than that, I've never met anyone for whom said "Work ethic" paid out besides some ancient farts who worked during times of high wages and low housing costs, so fuck it. Its a scam.

>>33534212
kill yourself tripfag attentionwhore

>>33534218
big charlieposting hours

>>33534171
Peak woman is 20-24.
After that they fall off.

>>33534211
She got more bossy in everyday life and especially during sex.

She tells me to stay still while she plays with me, then orders me to eat her out then rides me

>>33534124
His dick is average, barely ¬‿¬ Leling

>>33534221
>Jonathan Edwards graveposting

>>33534212
gl anon, you got dis
where you headed?
>>33534208
>driving in at 3:30 AM
shit where were you working lol, factory or warehouse or something? or security?

>>33534220
>Korra not fucking dudes.
I never watched Korra but wasn't she in a love triangle with 2 brothers?

>>33534227
ohh I see, you're still with her lol
she sounds epic desu

>>33534228
i scored a 5'5" man with an 8" cock my life is a dream

>>33534216
M
This is pretty funny.

>>33534233
no, they realized their show sucked so they threw korra to the lbgtq's for points

>>33534216
F 22
Eh.. whenever a mechanical thing falls over or break with the Terminator song playing. Makes me laugh every time

I was in a student film with a cute woman once. We were about to do a kissing scene, but the director said we didn't have to actually kiss due to the angle it was being filmed at. She kisses me anyway. For some reason I apologize, and reiterate what the director said...

>>33534039
F
Oatmeal

>>33534234
It sounds epic to you?
Are you a man or woman?

>>33534239
never seen that meme
>>33534237
time machine meme is often very funny
also displays the lack of humor in women

>>33534216
M27
idk but nyan cat is pretty epic
>>33534212
I also gotta go out but I'll probably just speedwalk instead of getting the bus
have a nice day though anon

>>33534216
M 26
Kate Episodes.

>>33534236
>8"
NTA, but thank God you found him. It must've been hard for him to find a sexually compatible gf.

>>33534236
Can you take it to the hilt?

>>33534216
m30
the dab meme from ~2016

>>33534245
M, and she sounds great lol
>>33534242
cute

>>33534236
What's his girth?

>>33534216
F, 34. I always liked the troll physics stuff.

>>33534250
absolutely

>>33534249
he was doing just fine manwhoring before i got there. being short isn't as big of a barrier as people think.

>>33534233
NTA. They didn't bang though

>>33534224
Yeahhhhhhhh. Gosh his lips are so kissable.

mfw I used to make fun of anons over 30 by asking them what ww2 was like but now im thirty myself

>>33534199
What's your ideal dick size?

>>33534253
average/proportional to his dick so maybe a little thicker than average but not pussy breaking

>>33534258
And how was it

>>33534255
I meant the dick size. Assuming he's as thick as he is long, I think it'd be uncomfortable for kost people, to put it lightly.

Girl I've been dating is leaving the country next week. She's very into me, but we haven't discussed whether there is a future yet. I've organised one more date this weekend, but she has text me to say that she doesn't want to have sex. What should I read into this?

>>33534254
Based old meme

>>33534258
So.. how was WW2?

>>33534233
>wasn't she in a love triangle with 2 brothers?
She went on a date with Bolin when Mako rejected her, then she kissed Mako while he was dating Asami, Asami broke up with him, Korra and Mako dated for a couple months but their work got in the way and he broke up with her. Then years later, Korra and Asami got together while Mako ended up alone. It's beautiful.

>>33534258
>now im thirty myself
What was WW2 like, you ancient fuck?

>>33534263
Is this the girl that's going to be gone for a couple months?

They put ads on wordle. So, I quit.

>>33534266
>>33534265
>>33534261
itll happen to you oneday

>>33534260
>proportional to his dick
>not pussy breaking
Around 7.2" of girth is in breaking territory if you ask me.

>>33534266
>LOK had cuckolding in it
Wild

>>33534262
not sure, desu, i'm a bit of a size queen so it's no issue for me and i haven't asked about his past experiences much. we were friends before dating, so i do know he was entertaining multiple fwb at some point.

>>33534267
No she's going back to her home country.
Obviously unlikely to continue a relationship, but think its worth keeping the option open in the future.

>>33534264
I like the ones that make you think. Or the ones that can be edited to poke fun at topical things. Even the stupid ones about me made me laugh.

Biologically male female experts, how is it that you know more about how women work then actual women themselves?

>>33534266
>She went on a date with Bolin when Mako rejected her, then she kissed Mako while he was dating Asami, Asami broke up with him, Korra and Mako dated for a couple months but their work got in the way and he broke up with her. Then years later, Korra and Asami got together while Mako ended up alone
So instead of interesting characters like Zuko, Iroh, Azula, Toph, etc..., Korra has relationship drama?

>>33534277
women are dumb-dumb so they dont understand their own biology

>>33534275
Ah, man. I hate to say it, but it sounds like it's over.
>>33534275
Wait, you had memes specifically about you?

>>33534274
Have you always been able to take a lot? After being with one big guy (still nowhere near as big as your bf though), I realized I've always had average or smaller bfs. I wish there were universal tips for getting used to big dick besides "communicate and try different positions to see what works, after lots of foreplay and lube".

>>33534268
Based

>>33534277
Most men don't, but I do because I'm a medfag.

>>33534279
What are your credentials anon

>>33534280
Did I?
I only posted this info once before last night.
Yeah it likely is over, my approach is to agree with it but to stay in contact and reassess in a few months if we feel theres something there.

She was gassing me up a lot to her friends and she told me this. So clearly it would continue if she wasn't leaving the country.

>>33534286
I read a lot

>>33534109
>State sex. How many people have you kissed on the lips?
M
My cousin kissed me non consensually once.

>>33534254
Oh now you're 34

>>33534109
dont remember. 20+ though

>>33534288
Have you toured any upstairs medical institutions

>>33534258
KWAB

>>33534220
>I meant "Who is Finance?"
Wait, that's you isn't it? But you have a different name now?

Men, were you raised in a household where your mom called the shots or your dad? And how does that impact how you treat women? I have a theory I want validated

>>33534291
That's how birthdays work.

>>33534297
I was raised by an abusive single mom
I'm a complete doormat around women lol

>>33534297
my dad called the shots
he's a chad-lite, been with many women
he doesnt respect women and neither do I. I think most men with half a brain dont respect women when it comes down to it

>>33534277
>how is it that you know more about how women work then actual women themselves?
NAM, but like Jack Nicholson said, "I think of a man, then take away all reasoning and accountability."

>>33534278
>So instead of interesting characters like Zuko, Iroh, Azula, Toph, etc..., Korra has relationship drama?
No, they have really interesting characters too, but they can be outshined by some of the side characters and especially the villains. The relationship drama was only part of the first season. My biggest issue with the show was the lack of team avatar dynamics. Each member of Aang's team had a unique relationship with every other member. In LoK, they're mostly living their own lives and don't really feel like a team in the same way.

>>33534296
>Wait, that's you isn't it?
Just making sure. It's been a while since anyone called me that.

>>33534282
Yeah, honestly, my first ever bf who I lost my virginity to had a 7.5", thick and curved. so idk if that just normalized bigger than average dick to me forever? I also get way wetter than the average woman according to partners. so it could also just be biology. i'm also submissive and masochistic so all these factors just make me prefer big dick lol small dick i sometimes can't even feel if i get too turned on/wet.

>>33534287
>Wait, you had memes specifically about you?
I meant this part for >>33534276

>>33534302
>like Jack Nicholson said, "I think of a man, then take away all reasoning and accountability."
As Good as It Gets was a good movie lol

>>33534297
3 divorces pants-wearing mom and they all killed themselves. validate your theory

>>33534303
We sound similar, so I'm thinking it must be something you just get used to. That's reassuring.

>>33534302
I remember I checked out after korra season two.

>>33534297
Yes, I was. It's funny, my mom specifically told me that women want strong men, and that nice guys finish last.

>>33534307
wait, both your parents killed themselves, or all of your mom's exes?

>>33534312
mom's exes

>>33534304
Yeh, a few. Some were made on /b/ a million years ago, and a couple ITT. I have to say, the ones here were a lot less racist, at least.

>>33534299
>boss mom, nice to women
>>33534301
>boss dad, mean to women
>>33534307
>schizo, aids
Thanks for validating my theory

>>33534308
If you are subby i usually frame it in my head as taking dick / the pain for him, like, i'm his and he can do whatever he wants with me and then the pain turns me on and ironically makes it hurt less lol

>>33534317
You ignored the one that didn't fit your presupposition >>33534311

>>33534298
Sure, after 5 years of being 33

>>33534313
they all actually committted suicide?? RIP, really sorry to hear that ):
my mom also drove my dad to suicide and two of her exes were suicidal also lol, she also tried to get me to kill myself as a child
>>33534317
>nice to women
more like scared of them kek

>>33534310
Everyone hated season 2. The writers even made fun of it in later seasons.

>>33534303
>>33534318
Phew, it's hot in here all of the sudden.

>>33534317
Im not really mean, I just think lowly of them

>>33534266
Why... why do you even know that...? :/

>>33534318
I get too in my head over it and feel like I'm more or less embarrassing myself if I can't comfortably take it. The sex was good, but if anything, admitting to myself that I was having trouble with it just made it hurt more. Still the best sex I've had, but that was more about him in general and not just his dick.

>>33534317
what was your theory lol?
>boss mom, nice to women
>boss dad, mean to women
thing is most women prefer guys who are the latter....

Check out this cat

who'se your favourite youtube cooking channel?
mine is chef john
the man spits out fire recipes for over 10 years now, without being an obnoxious cunt like so many of them

>>33534323
I was born in 1991 and I've never lied about my age. You can do the math if you want and compare it to whatever you think I've said.

>>33534323
She's actually 1000034 as you can see here >>33534314

How od I become one of the guys who constantly get hit on by women? Is being 2m+ a requirement?

>>33534331
i feel that, it helps that my man is also an EATER lmao never had a guy so enthusiastic about that. but it helps with the entire thing too. most people have trouble taking monster dick so try not to get too caught up in it the guy is probably used to it anyway

>>33534337
More like 6'3"

>>33534332
NTA
Hello biologically male female expert. How did you come to the conclusion that women actually like men who treat them bad?

>>33534334
Is it possible to look up who is subbed to a small channel If I share it?
>>33534336
Fuck, you got me. I'm an ancient cosmic being after all.

>>33534337
Why the fuck would you constantly want to get hit on?

>>33534340
Thats a vout 10cm more than me. Can I still qualify for Chad If I work out? I'm ok with being a chadlet too.

>>33534333
He smells what the Rock is cooking

>>33534333
Ugly hand.

>>33534344
don't fall prey to Short Man Syndrome and you will be fine

>>33534339
>my man is also an EATER
If you weren't being so nice and helpful about this, I'd be mad at you for being so lucky you found him.

>>33534334
Chef Jean Pierre.
Absolutely adore him, he is a treasure.

>>33534342
No. lol

>>33534341
not treat them bad but most seem to prefer assertive guys who are kind of assholes, to nice guy simp doormats
from my own experiences also, girls only really like me when I'm manic, not depressed, and I'm not a nice person when I'm manic

>>33534341
He's just mad I tricked them

>>33534350
every day i worry that i will wake up from this obvious coma dream boyfriend life LMFAO ;_; i will say he's not rich or anything though

>>33534354
say wuut
I'm confused

Why must I have such good girth but such mediocre length

>>33534361
poor little chodelet

>>33534343
Some cute drunken chick recently catcalled me and it was kind of nice.

>>33534349
I'm not short , actually perfectly average for my country and taller than the vast majority of women I meet. I'm just not notably tall. And also into lanklets and Amazons because I'm a sucker for loooong legs.

>>33534355
If not being rich is the biggest downside to being with him, then you know you're in a good place with him. I'll choose to be hopeful instead of envious that you're so happy.

>>33534362
I know, it looks odd having over 5 and a half inches of girth on a cock that's not even 6

why tf is everyone here chad/stacy, I thought this was supposed to be the loser anime website

>>33534367
fuck wrong picture, oh well kek

>>33534367
Sorry I was at work I couldn't sadpost but I am an anime loser

>>33534367
We're all losers in one way or another. Focus on the things we share, not what makes us different.

>>33534367
I'm 5'7 170lbs with decent muscle. That is not chad, also my face is round and my cock is meh

>>33534366
NTA, sounds like a good dick to me. I prefer girth over length beyond around 6".

>>33534371
that's ok, hope work was good today

>>33534367
I'm a 32yo khhv. I have a decent wiener, but that's it.

I wish to know the typical grocery list of everyone one of you

>>33534349
You have to be aggressive or you get disrespected by everyone if you're quiet.

>>33534375
>decent muscle
sounds pretty chadlike to me desu
>>33534373
>Focus on the things we share
like what, breathing lol?
>>33534378
based weiner haver
sorry I'm just in a bad mood cause my stomach really hurts today and I barely slept but I have to go out
>>33534380
depends how much money I have, usually it's just the boring essentials

>>33534380
>data mining fuck is back

>>33534367
If it helps I’m a virgin, but I have kissed

>>33534297
>Men, were you raised in a household where your mom called the shots or your dad?
I was raised in a house where my grandfather called the shots, and visited my dad's house every week where his wife called the shots
>And how does that impact how you treat women?
I can't really say how that specifically impacted it but I treat women well, I feel they're above me and I look up to the ones I have a crush on as near divinity

>>33534376
I don't think so, I think if I was 8x6 I'd be good. Maybe at least 7 with my current girth

>>33534367
Sorry, I'm a stacy with heavy autism and that means everyone hates me double irl.

>>33534377
It wasn't, I'm a loser at a dead end job that keeps stringing me along
How is your day going anon?

>>33534382
>like what
That we're all lonely and want (You)s to some degree?
>>33534386
If it'd make you happy, then sure. All I can say is that, personally, the idea of a thick dick that wasn't so crazy long that I would definitely get bottomed out in during rough sex is appealing to me.

>>33534120
>Yes, myself and my fiancée. She's the one who showed me how to do it.
Does it make orgasms more powerful?

>>33534391
I want to bottom out tho. Not possible in most positions with 6

>>33534387
NTA
Have you ever had a bf or fwb?

>>33534380
>yoghurt
>yakisoba noodles
>tofu
>either apples or bananas
>prebiotic soda
>either a pre-made meal at the deli, or something frozen
That's about it

>>33534395
Why? That can be painful.l if you're not going slow as fuck at the right angle.

>>33534381
I respect the quiet people
I get really excited when they feel comfortable and stop being quiet too

>>33534397
Yes, many, as I am socially stupid and easy to take advantage of because I take people's words at face value.

>>33534395
Does the 8 incher reach your cervix?

>>33534389
well you should still be proud of yourself for working hard at your job dude, and it doesn't have to be forever
>How is your day going anon?
eh fucking shit just like every other day of my miserable life lol but thanks for asking
brb gonna go cry in the shower
>>33534391
>want (You)s to some degree
fair, here's your (You) x
>>33534387
That sucks ): that's their problem tho, not yours, they're prolly just jelly

>>33534401
If I am going slow I move around her cervix and she cums really hard

>>33534405
Oof, sorry.

>>33534405
sorry anon ):
I hate manipulators... hope you eventually meet someone nice and legit...

>>33534297
None. They were constantly yelling at each other. I'd say mom was more active.
How did that impact? After dealing with her for 20+ years every woman seems easy now

>>33534405
Do you enjoy the sex?

>>33534395
You're really stupid and ignorant.

>>33534403
>I respect the quiet people
Foids certainly don't. They will think you're beta.

>>33534406
NTA but i think you meant to ask me? but yeah sometimes he hits my cervix, which hurts pretty bad so we try to prevent it/not overdo it

>>33534216
Male 30
I like bongo cat

>>33534416
NTA. Small dick?

>>33533926
I don't think I got the job btw, it's almost 3pm and not heard anything back
not getting my hopes up about the other one either desu
c'est la vie

>>33534416
Possible but there's a difference between being able to bottom out in some positions with some girls and bottoming out with most positions with most girls

I have been having such bad anxiety recently that sometimes I can feel my heartbeat in my throat and I can be starving and have no appetite at all
Is this normal I want it to go away

>>33534405
What's your plan going forward?

>>33534409
I mean, you can make me cum really hard in other ways. And you can do it plus not bottom out in me and hurt me. In the end, it depends on your gf in particular. If you want a big dick just for your own personal satisfaction, that's perfectly valid, too. I'm same with big tits. I want them for myself more than any partner.

>>33534420
They've always been pretty nice to the quiet people in my experience

>>33534430
it's normal for us anxiety havers, but it's not normal in general
is there something triggering your anxiety anon?

>>33534428
Most women don't enjoy it, you just want to cause them pain.

>>33534430
look up somatic calming techniques, they might help you

>>33534435
nta but that's not been my experience at all lol, girls have made fun of me for being quiet or said it's weird

>>33534438
I just won't go as deep

>>33534408
>well you should still be proud of yourself for working hard at your job dude
They screwed me over so I stopped doing this actually kek
>it doesn't have to be forever
If it's not this one it's another one
>eh fucking shit just like every other day of my miserable life lol but thanks for asking
I'm sorry anon, I wish things were different and we weren't so sad
>gonna go cry in the shower
Get yourself a bath bomb or something

Femanons,
Would you date a guy with a bad eye and a small scar on the lip that was due to an infection years ago?

>>33534442
They make fun of me for it too but in a way that makes it clear they wanna talk to me
They're really nice, I miss being around women

>>33534434
I've destroyed my brain so much I can't imagine a woman actually enjoying my cock as much as a bigger one. I want to be the best

>>33534443
As I said, ignorant and stupid.

On this topic, is it common for big dicks to make women queef during sex in some positions waaaay more than with normal dicks?

>>33534436
The usual stuff but I haven’t felt this bad in a while. I need some kind of herb to calm me down

>>33534453
Possibly but you don't have to try to poke through her every time

>>33534445
Sure? Is he technically disabled because of his eyesight or what?
>>33534452
That's sad to read. I wish I could offer more than just my personal opinions on this.

>>33534452
You chose to think this way.

Women
How important is it for a guy to not be fat and have some muscle? Some women IRL told me its not that important, while my (Chad) male friends insists it makes a world of difference and that I'm demolishing my own potential by carting aorudn a small belly and being skinnyfat. Considering atht its not much effort to be above average by simply not having that.
Now what is it?

>>33534039
Male
Taco Bell, and then probably some whiskey when I get home

>>33534454
Going in and out a bunch pushes air in. If you're thicker their might be a better gasket

moids or foids
you ever seen a foid move in such a way that you just know they're actually really attracted to women?

>>33534061
>Protein pancakes breakfast
Big butt Stacy alert

>>33534459
You can stop replying to me.

>>33534039
M
I'll just have some cookies and coffee then I won't eat anything until 5pm

>>33534456
sorry to hear that ): do you take any other meds?
>>33534467
M, yup kek, many times

>>33534445
Yeah sure

>>33534452
>I want to be the best
>Like no one ever was
>To stretch them is my real test
>To queef them is my cause

>>33534460
>Is he technically disabled because of his eyesight or what?
No. He has to wear a special eye lens in his bad eye but forgets because it's uncomfortable to put on and he can function mostly normally otherwise. Just maybe takes a little extra time to walk down stairs.

>>33534441
Thank you i will try these

>>33534444
checked quads
>screwed me over
oh, fuck em them, hopefully you can find something else
>Get yourself a bath bomb or something
I actually have one from a friend from months ago I haven't used kek. I have roommates and still need to clean the bath (because none of them ever clean anything), think I'll just take a shower...
>If it's not this one it's another one
I guess so kek, I'm also a minimum wagie with no prospects, but not all jobs are created equal
>I'm sorry anon, I wish things were different and we weren't so sad
thanks man, same to you, I hope you have a nice evening
I just need to go run these errands and then eat something and take a nap, but I can't motivate myself to do anything

>>33534039
M
Nothing, I'm out of food at home. Oops!
>>33534109
2
An ex, then a girl I had a date with who turned out to be CRAZY.
>>33534216
31
Pic
>>33534297
I was basically raised by my sister, my mom was a drunk and my dad was absent.

>>33534460
I'll get over it or I won't, maybe surgery or something someday
>>33534461
Not much I can do about it now. Never see women hyping up 6 inches like they do big dicks. Like women saying height doesn't matter but every man they find attractive is tall.

>>33534007
Nag but yes
Unless it was her subtle way of introducing me to her piss fetish

My dad asked me if I've seen that guy on YouTube who wears suits and reviews fast food.

>>33534467
From movement alone? Not attire, or personality, or anything else?

>>33534483
You are too far gone. lmao
Complete incel and blackpill brainrot.
Fix yourself, before you try to get into a relationship. You would just hurt her.

>>33534485
Your dad sounds like ha wants to push you into a based carrer path. I'd say to go for it - ask if he can finance your initial burgers for review.

>>33534481
You can do it anon, just think of the sleep you can have afterwards

>>33534474
If sex is as important as you all say and I can't compete at the top level, it's a disadvantage

>>33534483
I've been kicked out of bed for being too big

>>33534486
yes just movement. none of that other stuff that people use to try to take on identities and signal

>>33534474
Dickimon!
Gotta fuck them all!

>>33534492
>Gotta fuck em all
>Dickemon

>>33534494
Good for you

>>33534491
>think of the sleep you can have afterwards
yeah I guess that's true lol
I just wanted to bedrot and sleep all day but had things to do
my housemate gets back in like an hour or so so I better get moving lol

Gender
If you use an alarm to get up, what time do you have it set for?

>>33534499
>>33534501
Wtf

>>33534492
Quit being so autistic.
Anon made a pretty good joke.

>>33534499
Kek

>>33534489
>buzzword buzzword with cliche reddit tier advice
NTA btw

>>33534503
Maybe set aside a day to treat yourself to the bedrot

>>33534492
>I can't compete at the top level

Sex is to a large degree an expression of emotion, and you will achieve "top level" by beinga good fit physically and mentally and knowing each other well.

>Never see women hyping up 6 inches like they do big dicks
I've never seen a woman "hype" any dick in any capacity.
Sounds like its liek those women on the internet who constantly need to be very very vocal about liking tall guys, implying that they can pick and choose and are totally attractive themselves.

>>33534485
ReviewBrah? Your dad is based lol
>>33534504
M, depends on my work situation
For my last job it was like 5:50am...
Also I might get another job with some 5am starts, so I'll probably have the alarm for 3:30am/4am

My alarm clock is the morning wood i get
It gets too frustrating to go to sleep

Or you could call it a sundial

>>33534498
Hmm, I don't think so. Maybe I'm too autistic to pick up on it

>>33534504
Male
Depends on what time I go to bed but usually between 5PM and 8PM

>>33534367
Stacy with audhd so everyone hates me and lies to my face, including people that say they are my friends. Had a threat against my life for someone else nearly breaking the road laws just yesterday. Things are fine hahahaha

>>33534483
I hope you end up happy, whatever happens.
>>33534485
My dad just watches asian porn on his phone in the living room.

>>33534510
I want to do this kek, but I haven't had a single day where some people haven't wanted favours from me, so alas
No rest for the wicked lol
>>33534516
do you work nightshift or something? or NEET?

>>33534514
>My alarm clock is the morning wood i get It gets too frustrating to go to sleep
This 100%

>>33534509
Ok, incel.

>>33534517
>Had a threat against my life for someone else nearly breaking the road laws just yesterday
was that that crazy ghetto chick lol?
didn't realise you were audhd, I did suspect you were adhd though

>>33534518
How to you know it's Asian? Do they squeal?

>>33534489
The same people who give me insecurities say it doesn't matter. Either they lie or intentionally try to hurt me

>>33534504
M
Currently either 9 or 9:30.

Femswine
Would you rather have a straight guy or a bi guy?

>>33534485
have you see the bigfoot/yeti skits? they are honestly sooo funny

>>33534514
F
This would be my breakfast/alarm too if I had a live in bf/hubby

>>33534532
Straight

>>33534518
I hope so too, I'm not always insecure about it just sometimes

>>33534517
>Stacy
Absolutely not, judging by that pic we have all seen.
Don't be so arrogant.

How do i date a guy if i have debilitating anxiety all I do is ruin peoples lives

>>33534517
>Stacy

>>33534216
Loca the pug that couldn't run

>>33533871
post link please

>>33534504
M
10 AM. I'd really like to get up earlier but I'm just not wired to be up in the mornings.

>>33534533
Hot.
But how would you know when he's hard?

>>33534533
Morning wood can only be calmed down by resting it between someones thighs while being a big spoon

>>33534545
Incorrect.
The best way is to get a blowjob or a heavily cuddly missionary.

>>33534540
gross. why would anyone even want to do that?!

>>33534538
This reminds me, I need to get some new Michelin tires

>>33534540
That lucky bastard!! Fuck!

>>33534541
>just not wired to be up in the mornings
same
having to work an early shift job though so that you can afford food is a pretty good motivator though
>>33534510
also there's a big spider in my room so I'm scared to go to sleep ;_;
idk if I should just thwack him with a flip-flop but what if he runs away just before I hit him

Anyone haunted by bad interactions with the opposite sex?

I randomly get Awoke by remembering the time in college I got out of a fatal accident. My roommate took me to the hospital and while I was sorting through my emotions one of the women on my hall who joined my roommate to pick me up was bawling her eyes out over her bf breaking up with her. The day after when I was taken back to the dorm by my roommate. My door room had no working locks and got used as a drinking spot for my hall. I didn't want anyone there while I was feeling like shit but, they were there anyways using the room to drink and watch friends. The same girl from my hall and my RA were in there as well as a couple others, someone asked me why I was staying in bed and being anti social. I told her I just got out of a fatal accident and have a concussion, or at least I tried to but the one girl from my hall cut me off mid sentence and the RA decided it was a good time to try to coerce me into drinking with them.
Tldr: women around me in college were dismissive to my emotions and space in college while I was recovering from a bad concussion still and dealing with emotions from killing someone by accident.

>>33534537
Why do you say you ruin people?

>>33534537
find someone who is empathetic and supportive with your anxiety and loves ya anyway
easier said than done ik but I hope you get lucky

>>33534537
>debilitating anxiety
Avoidant personality disorder?

>>33534548
Have to agree
A slow and lazy head could make a man melt

>>33534555
I met up with a girl and we came back to my place, but I ended up finding her personality so grating that I demanded she get out and I've never brought anybody else over since.

>>33534543
Does every man not get morning wood? If he wakes up first, I would want him to roll over, push it against me and wake me up with his member inside of me.
desu twilight cnc is my favorite. half awake, god yes.
or
i imagine having my head in his armpit or the nape of his neck, my hands running along his body and i feel him hard,

>read about a woman cheating on her boyfriend with a celebration millionaire on a vacation he bought her
Why are women such cheaters? This is soul crushing

>>33534526
Yes.
>>33534535
I think you need to be affirmed, that's all. It helps me get over the things I hate about myself, at least.

>>33534555
Women are incapable of empathy
They only virtue signal about it
More news at 10

>>33534565
Affirmation would be nice

now i want a man to wake up to every morning.
hmpf .. you guys are good at reminding me on what i am missing in life

Men, how do you really feel when your childhood girl friends start going through puberty?

>>33534519
>but I haven't had a single day where some people haven't wanted favours from me
Put a note on your door that says you're in a meeting or something
Sometimes you gotta prioritize yourself even if its indulging in bedrot for a bit
>do you work nightshift or something? or NEET?
Yes'm, and depending what I have to do once I'm off it kinda varies when I'll wake up
8PM is the latest tho

>>33534554
>idk if I should just thwack him with a flip-flop but what if he runs away just before I hit him
Just have faith in yourself to be able to hit him
That should be priority 1

>>33534563
NTA but not every morning, no.

>>33534563
If you were to sleep on your belly, would you want me to slowly get over you and gently hold you down, massaging your thighs to wake you up?

>>33534563
Head in sweaty morning armpit?
I dont know if you want that

But cuddling up while we grope eachother sounds nice

>>33534524
I didn't even realize I had residual secret adhd until I gained this new energy to live with this supplement. I think I've had this chronic fatigue since middle school and that sapped my processing down to non adhd levels. I did start failing both sports I enjoyed doing around then and eventually quit them alltogether. Running at this speed feels like I occasionally am missfiring my pistons and need more time to warm up in the morning.

>>33534569
I would like your dick if it could get and stay hard for me. That's all I can say for sure.

Men
Would you be willing to do things to your gf in her sleep?

>>33534333
How much nip is in the sour patch kid

>>33534571
You can move in with me i need that sort of physical contact every morning

>>33534582
I can do that at least

>>33534556
I ruined my own life
>>33534559
I’ve pushed past that before so I don’t think so but I am definitely a quitter

>>33534555
sorry anon, that is pretty dismissive and immature of them, maybe in their head they thought drinking with them might cheer you up? pretty dumb tho I agree
>>33534576
>have faith in yourself to be able to hit him
I can but I'm conflicted cause I don't really want to kill him
but he's big and I don't think I can do the paper cup trick
he's moving around rn...
think I'm just gonna shower and go shopping and hopefully he's gone by the time I get back

>>33534587
>I ruined my own life
Haven't we all?

This question is mostly for women, but I'm happy to hear feedback from other guys as well.

Thoughts on "friends-to-lovers"? I've never really tried it, I usually just directly ask girls out and either I get shot down or go on one date and one of us doesn't want to continue. A few of my friends advised I chill out and just focus on making friendships and see what happens naturally. What do you guys think?

>>33534583
No, feels rapey

>>33534574
>Put a note on your door that says you're in a meeting
naw I mean like my mom and housemates and friends etc. message me to do stuff for them
what do you do as your nightshift job? do you like it?
>>33534583
I don't think I'd be comfortable with that desu

I can't stop thinking about penises

>>33534586
That's all I hope for or need when it comes to a guy's dick, and I feel like many people agree.

>>33534590
I think friends to lovers can work for social/extroverted normies who like having friends and social networks
your approach is better tho if you're not like that

>>33534583
I know i would get randomly hard if i had warm juicy ass in front of me in my bed, i would start very gently though, like reaching with my hand to her lower belly while pulling her body close to mine
If she starts wriggling into me its game over

>>33534583
NO
I've been asked to before and I think it sounds like a very bad idea. What if she's tired and just wants to sleep? What if she doesn't want it just then so it technically is actual rape? I'll stick to conscious partners

>>33534579
I have a thing for the way sweaty men smell.. not all men but the perfect man stinky is heavenly.
That sounds magical.

>>33534578
And yes, I have never been massaged but I imagine it would be very nice.

>>33534594
>talking about cock on 4chan
>taking inventory of anatomical models and had to hold some fake cocks
>doodling on my inventory sheet and ended up drawing something phallic
I can't escape it either.

>>33534590
I hate this trope as it bastardizes friendship, and I think Miyazaki would agree with me.

>>33534585
Ok sounds good. I cook, clean and am breadwinner too. I would let you take care of me, if you wanted.

>>33534600
>>33534594
Cocksessed.

>>33534572
>girl friends
Bold of you to assume I had more than one. Anyway, I was curious, confused, awkward, and weirdly protective.

>>33534590
Sometimes it works. Sometimes it is better to stay friends.

>>33534602
You can do the cleaning, ill do the rest :3

>>33534580
What's your sleep schedule like?

>>33534580
>new energy to live with this supplement
what supplement? :o
would you get back into sports then?
yeah I got diagnosed with ADHD like a couple years ago (and have bipolar), explains a lot lol

>>33534555
That's typical of foids, they are scum like that and you can never show any weakness in front of them. Growing up is realizing that the females who got beaten and raped deserved it in most cases.

>>33534583
I don't think that is really possible.
Seems hard to not wake her up.
I fuck pretty rough.
Or do you mean she wants to pretend to be unconscious? I am a very audible person in bed and like talking to and degrading my partner. In return, I want her to be submissive and needy, begging me for more, being grateful when I slap her.
Missing all that sounds rather boring, but I'd give it a try if she insisted.

>>33534599
Would you also like it if I pressed you into the bed and you wake up to a tight hug, knowing I am about to force myself inside you?
I wake up hard nearly every morning, so I'd be quite demanding, you know.
How would you like it?

>>33534590
Does that even happen anymore.

>>33534594
>>33534600
For me its butts
I have a total obsession on nice asses, doesnt help i see absolute specimens at the gym daily

>>33534576
I would rather the spider just leave the room of its own accord tho, I don't want to kill it... I'm just too scared to try take it outside lol
I'll leave the windows and room door open when I go out

>>33534590
When it all lines up, it can be really nice. You enter into a relationship with somebody you already have mutual trust and experience with.
BUT befriending women as a pretext, just to try to bed them later, is absolutely pathetic.

Femoids,
Is it true that women often don't approach guys they are interested in because they expect men to approach?

>>33534607
>>33534608
Dont give it attention.

>>33534590
It actually worked in my case but I admit it's a rarity. It happened really organically over a long period of time. I don't even think there was much formal asking.

Can you guys help me manifest this person canceling so I can stay home

>>33534620
"it" is crazy bro
>>33534622
manifestiiinnggg it for you... I will focus all of my mental energy on it when I'm taking a shower...
what are some details about the location etc. so I can visualise it

>>33534517
You don't have autism/ahdh.

>>33534619
Yes. I'm not saying it's right but we don't often approach because we usually don't need to.

CAPTCHA: SWAMP

I need a hug but the only thing that will hug (my neck) is this rope

>>33534622
Why don't you cancel yourself, you spineless dick?

>>33534622
I don't know what sny of that means.

All I want is a woman who wants me

>>33534630
They're being retarded and they dont want to go to work because they hate their toxic work place

>>33534630
Manifest -> will into being
This person canceling -> The other person deciding to call of their plans so that anon doesn't have to
Stay home -> Pass up social interaction to stay home and vegetate and post in /atoga/

Manifesting a femanon giving me a footjob while wearing fishnets

>>33534626
Most importantly, she is not a stacy.

Would you be impressive if I told you I'm a mechanical engineer and also earn from performing in street theatre stuff?

>>33534607
Rn it's kinda bad because I'm temporarily not in my own bed and it's uncomfortable enough that I am bruising. Next month I'll probably get better.
>>33534608
>would you get back into sports then?
Probably not, gotta get my money up and that takes enough out of me.
>yeah I got diagnosed with ADHD like a couple years ago (and have bipolar), explains a lot lol
It suuucks but I'm walking on what feels like new legs. Wobbly and shit.

>>33534635
I thought you wanted to get somebody cancelled.
Do better next time.

>>33534622
karate chop

Femswine
What's the best word for male ejaculate? Cum? Semen? Jizz? Nut? Splooge? Baby gravy? Cocksnot?

>>33534635
you can always do what I do when I have no energy to socialise and just say you're not feeling well today so might stay in
still I will try to manifest them cancelling....

>>33534587
That's different than saying you categorically ruin people's lives. Cut yourself some slack.

>>33534629
My mom said I shouldn’t

>>33534608
Why did you delete

>>33534642
I if you have a good job as a mechanical engineer ye

I hope my future wife is all over me

Men, would you let your gf hold your penis while you pee?

>>33534643
>I'm temporarily not in my own bed and it's uncomfortable enough that I am bruising
A ward or something? Can you not change positions?

>>33534594
Nor should you

18 days until my Disney World trip. I'm very excited. What order would you guys suggest doing the four parks? We've got park hoppers so we can be flexible, but just so we have a general plan.

>>33534647
>femswine
>cocksnot
What the fuck, man

>>33534610
yes yes yes yes yes

the point would be to wake (me) up with your cock inside of me. i like that kind of thing and woulf feel groggy and half asleep, but thats the best because my mind is focused on the feeling of (you) and not if my hair is messy, my makeup is running or whatever. a clear mind makes for intimate moments.

I would like it alot.
Either slow and sweet, kiss my head and caress me or hold my throat while you slam into me. putting your fingers in my mouth, being vocal

>>33534655
sure but I would judge her

>>33534650
If I did it to myself I could do it to someone else and my worst fear is someone being mad at me

>>33534643
Yeh, but you're moving though.

>>33534655
Absolutely

>>33534655
Yeah, but I'd probably get hard if she touched so it would be kind of hard to pee

>>33534590
M
Cute idea, but it doesn't seem to work in reality.

>>33534656
In america, they take your phone if you're in a mental ward. So no.

>>33534628
literlly me. fr

>>33534659
>What order would you guys suggest doing the four parks?
You are NOT gonna be able to cover it all.

Girls, I’ve got the meat sweats. Please comfort me

>>33534652
idk felt embarrasing kek
>>33534655
sure if she wanted to, I'd be worried about the mess tho
>>33534576
fack, I took my eyes off it for a minute and now it's vanished lol
I should rly shower and go shops anyway, then zzz

>>33534622
>manifest
My unexpressed thoughts cannot change another person's mind. And even if they could, it would be violating their free will.

>>33534647
The only one that doesn't make me violently ill is "cum".

I think about her all night, I think about her all day
I think about her while I work, I think about her while I play
I think about her while I jerk, I think about her while I hurt
I love (her)

>>33534596
I realized that outside of my lack of ever having a relationship in my 20's, I have more or less become a normie in terms of hearing, "Wow Anon, you have so many friends/know so many people/can just go up and talk to people" pretty frequently.

>>33534601
>>33534616
Yeah this is honestly my concern. I went out trying to make friends but I'm clearly catching feels. I met a girl last weekend and we've hung out most of the days since. Some group, some alone. I'm not sure what page is she on. I don't want my "friendship" with her to be dishonest, which is what it feels like it might be going. I'm unsure how I want to navigate it.

>>33534683
What is she like?

Women, how much red meat do you eat?

>>33534661
Half asleep, directly fucked awake into being an empty headed fucktoy for me. <3
If your hair isn't messy yet, I would definitely make it so by pulling gently on it.
I would sometimes also tease you, push you down to wake you up, but not insert my cock yet until you are begging for it. I know you need it every morning just as much as I do, and I know you want to drain my balls.
Nothing better than starting with a load from your master, right?

>>33534619
>Is it true that women often don't approach guys they are interested in because they expect men to approach?
Yes, and it's infuriating. Most women wouldn't approach a man if they had a gun to their head.

>>33534594
>I can't stop thinking about penises
Least gay moid

>>33534647
>What's the best word for male ejaculate?
I like cum the most. I hate spunk. It sounds like it would stink, plus it's weird when people say "oh, she's got a lot of spunk."

>>33534517
Nobody likes you because you're narcissistic.

>>33534655
Back in high school I was on a party and drunkenly made one guy let me hold it. Then I pretended I don't remember it

>>33534685
Maybe you should ask her how she feels?

>>33534655
I would let her do that during a very important event while wearing my most expensive costume to signal my trust

>>33534590
Snowbunnies lookin fine!

>>33534685
When in doubt - open and honest communication.

>>33534517
You are beautiful and I love you
S

>>33534628
Therapy please

>>33534688
I eat it like once a week I think

i'm horny but i'm tired and i can't think of a clever subtle way to get people to say horny things back to me while i pretend to be scandalized by it so i'm just going to watch youtube videos instead

>>33534700
I've tried, it doesn't work :(

>>33534688
Honestly not too often. Gives me tummy troubles.

>>33534704
You're also really bad at pretending to be a girl.

>>33534664
But you're not in control of other people?

>>33534704
which posts are yours

>>33534690
You are absolutely correct. That would be my most favorite way to be used. I am already begging for it now!! The real downside to reading this is I cant imgine what you look like. All I imagine is (him) but that will never happen.

state gender
do you have any traditions for the month of october/halloween?

>>33534707
I believe her

what a beautiful morning, how are you anons doing this morning? hope you all have a nice day

>>33534705
Have you tried going to church? Or philosophies like stoicism?

>>33534711
I have a tradition to not give a shit about it

>>33534686
She's so smart and put together despite her personal misfortunes and bad luck. She's really fiery and doesn't give or take shit, but when she's vulnerable it's so unbelievably cute. I admire her so much.

>>33534711
M, yeah I used to put up a lot of decorations, dress up and hand out candy to kids, make pumpkin fritters and other treats, halloween movies and vidya etc. around that week

>>33534711
Does anyone have costume ideas? What are you going to be? What are good group / duo costumes?

Why did rulebreaker make fun of ohioanon for getting abused?

>>33534711
M
I watch scary movies... but I watch those anyways. I guess I need new traditions.

>>33534714
>how are you anons doing this morning
horrible lol
it's afternoon here, cloudy, cold and miserable
if I didn't have errands to run I'd be bedrotting rn
glad it's nice where you are tho and hope you have a lovely day <3

Is it okay to masturbate while sucking dick?

>>33534715
church yeah (you could say all that religious stuff did more harm than good) (NO I'm not a reddit atheist just had bad religious parents) stoicism hmm can't say I have tried that

>>33534721
he deleted her off social media when she tried to reach out

>>33534710
I don't know what you look like either, but I too have a specific person in mind usually.
I want you to masturbate to this fantasy tomorrow morning after waking up though. Lay on your cute tummy, push your face into your cushion and arch your back, say out loud how you need to be railed. Imagine how I am hoveeing over you.
Don't stop until you have come.

>>33534714
first of all it's already afternoon
second of all it's raining
third of all I've had a good day for now; trained, cooked, studied
fourth of all I hope you have a good day too even if you live in the past... or the future depending on your relative position to the international date line

>>33534719
Ghostface
I think he's cool (and women really like him). Really not a hard costume to throw together either.

>>33534724
ye

>>33534682
What about spunk?

>>33534572
Honestly I didn't even notice

>>33534724
I don't see why not lol, that's pretty hot desu

>>33534721
>>33534726
Why do anons just completely make shit up?

Women who have or had male partners, please tell me EXACTLY how you went from strangers to lovers.

I always hear "well we met through mutuals and started talking and next thing you know we're married"

>>33534716
wow what a boring person you are
>>33534718
nice! I don't put decorations but I do usually watch hellraiser, the exorcist and jacob's ladder
and throughout the month I replay silent hill 1 2 and 3 and replay amnesia the dark decent
>>33534719
I never go to parties because I'm a loser lol
>>33534722
do you have a list of movies you usually watch?

>>33534724
Of course, that's hot. And the vibrations of your moans feels good.

>>33534583
Willing implies that she wants it so yes with an explicit request, I would

Women
Is making you look in a mirror while we fuck actually something you want?

>>33534723
oh that sucks!
I personally love cold cloudy days (which is why it's a nice morning for me) hope your day gets better :)
>>33534729
I love rainy days! and I guess I'm living in the past anyway good to know you've been having a good day!

>>33534736
Yeh, actually, we met through mutuals at a party. Go do some social stuff, anon.

>>33534655
Yeah, she can touch it whenever she wants
I would be hers to use and abuse

>>33534728
I practice nofap alot and have built up quite the drive. I refuse to touch myself until tomorrow morning. I will be here to check in. I wish I could be talked through it.

>>33534742
Thats what supposedly narcissistic men and women like.

>>33534742
No, it's something I need.

>>33534736
I'll use my last partner as the example. A very close friend mentioned him first. We talked a bit, but nothing set in stone about meeting him. Eventually I happened to meet him when visiting that friend for a social thing. She introduced us and we all started talking. She very much tried to set us up together. He and I got along well and we started talking in a group chat. We started spending more time in longer conversations, meeting every weekend to hang out, etc. Eventually it led to flirty shit, which escalated into games of sexual chicken pretty much, and eventually we had sex, to put it simply.

>>33534746
Are you from Europe?
We could do it together.

>>33534724
I'd prefer it if you did

>>33534737
that's awesome haha <3 yeah it's fun to play/watch spooky stuff around that time
I used to also go trick or treating with younger siblings and friends and their kids etc. for a long time, and we'd dance to songs and stuff hah and play party games
I also had a manager at one job who was into it and we put up loads of decorations and made themed drinks and cookies etc.
I love Hallowe'en, think I'm too depressed this year to do anything for it though
>>33534743
>I love rainy days!
move to the UK, it's always fucking raining here
>hope your day gets better :)
it won't but thank you anyway xx you have a good one

>>33534730
Well, I am a woman .. sooo I need ideas? But I agree, I have a mask kink and would be especially scared and turned on if I was being pleasured by a masked man.

>>33534737
>do you have a list of movies you usually watch?
I always revisit the classics, and mix in new movies or shows that seem interesting. I'm saving that new Weapons movie for October. Might also watch the Chucky TV series.

>>33534726
Lol, this is why I don't get involved with 4chan foids.

>>33534742
I like seeing my reflection during sex and masturbation, so sure. "Making me" do it is the only iffy aspect to it.
>>33534747
I don't want to say I'm definitely not narcissistic, I just find the faces I make without realizing it to be sort of hot.

>>33534647
goop, drizzle, sauce

>>33534711
Male
Nah, I haven't done anything for Halloween since I was in high school. I still love the season and holiday, but I have no friends
>>33534753
Nta but ghostface has had several women behind the mask, it's a gender neutral costume

>>33534756
Just holding your hair so you look in the mirror while we fuck

>>33534572
I never sorted my feelings about that out.

>>33534708
My actions have consequences

>>33534752
I never went trick or treating because I had religious parents (boring)
>think I'm too depressed this year to do anything for it though
aw that's too bad, hope you feel better soon
>move to the UK, it's always fucking raining here
hm I wouldn't mind moving to the UK

>>33534753
You definitely aren't alone. I have not talked to a woman who wasn't intensely into some masked slasher villain.
As the other anon said, we could twin it!

>>33534744

I HAVE done social stuff. Women are pleasant and polite to me, but never interested in knowing more about me.

>>33534749
Okay, it sounds like you just had good chemistry. Whenever I try to talk to women one on one, they seem like they're on defense and just waiting for it to end.

mercifully execute atoga femanons?

>>33534754
there's a chucky tv series now?
>>33534758
>Nah, I haven't done anything for Halloween since I was in high school
you don't even watch horror movies or play horror games? nothing?

My love for JH is so supreme I want to let out a scream!!
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33534768
ok, we can be ghostface twinners.

>>33534770
no, only love and hedpats for femanons

>>33534769
Nta
F
For what it’s worth anon this has never happened to me either despite going to parties and getting compliments

>>33534772
Yep. Apparently it's pretty good too. And canceled. I also need to eventually watch Terrifier, Stranger Things (not sure how horror that one really is), some others I don't recall.

>>33534776
Based!

>>33534777
>>33534774
This is why foids are so entitled now. Simps act like this.

>>33534711
M

My wife and children do matching theme costumes every year, we've variously done Star Wars, DC, Wizard of Oz, and The Bat-Family specifically. I'm still trying to decide what we'll do this year.

>>33534766
>ever went trick or treating because I had religious parents (boring)
aw that's a shame
I guess that was one privelege I did have (even though senpai was very religious)
>hope you feel better soon
thank you <3
>wouldn't mind moving to the UK
heh, be careful what you wish for...
you from the US?

Fuck, now I feel obligated to not cum until tomorrow too...

>>33534785
cum with me at the same time?
pwetty pwease
(,,◕ ⋏ ◕,,)

>>33534785
I commissioned an audio from one of my favorite adult VA's, so I'm doing my best to edge for the next week.

>>33534785
Did you look at more cocks on /soc/, sarge?

Does a man need to be reminded his girlfriend can get other guys on a regular basis in order to be kept on his toes? Should I be making and keeping him insecure?

FUCKING WOMEN
How would you like to be killed?

>>33534780
Hopefully that's more to your liking

Do you believe in asteral projection?
F
I practice it while I masterbate or when I am falling asleep.

>>33534024
F. Age play and having a Daddy Dom. I met a man after years of celibacy. He's significantly older than me and he listened to me. I think that initial trust enabled things to develop into a DDlg direction, even though I did not like age-play or calling people "Daddy". It helps that he is very imaginative and thoughtful, a former amateur actor, so he taught me how immersive it can be. I don't dress up like a baby or anything, that was my preconception of age-play. But he taught me that it doesn't have to be that, and whilst it felt silly at first, he never laughed at me, so now I have two personalities of their own (8 and 11 years old).

As for having a Daddy Dom, my Daddy introduced me to how it's not just a sexy name - it comes with a lot of responsibility and, if done properly, creates an intense, deep bond. Usually men just see something kinky in porn and want to recreate it. My Daddy actually embodies fatherhood.

>>33534788
You are not her.

>>33534789
ASMR gets me going like very few other things.

>>33534790
I am not a namefag.

I've been shlicking for like 2 hours now and the orgasm still refuses to happen

>>33534798
JH...

>>33534791
I think sometimes.
Broke up with my partner and have literally be swarmed with prospects... while I only hang out with my best friend, it has reminded me that people want to know me (or at least have sec with me)

>>33534772
>you don't even watch horror movies or play horror games? nothing?
Well, I do that year round, since I'm really into horror. Hence it being my favorite holiday
But no I don't do anything special. If I had friends it might be different but even when I did we never did anything. It's weird but Halloween is not real popular around here, it's been dying out it feels like
>there's a chucky tv series now?
Nta
Yeah, it was surprisingly really good too. It wasn't quite on the level of most the Child's Play movies for most of the series, but it had some really great parts

>>33534769
>but never interested in knowing more about me.
Maybe you just don't come across as worth getting to know better.

>>33534797
I will never be (her)... unfortunately

>>33534792
Quickly and soon

I need a gf that will dress up as ghostface with me, where we both attend an event together in different costumes and change into ghostface at coordinated times so nobody is sure who it is

>>33534711
M
No.

why do people obsess with eceleb personalities? I imagine they arent very intelligent and quite lonely
faggots like>>33534801

>>33534802
I'm quite affectionate and obsessed with my boyfriend, I'd never cheat but I'm afraid he's "too" secure as a result, you know? It's just comfortable.
Should I visit bars/nightlife stuff and flirt with cashiers? It would feel empty but I just want him to get even an ounce of the jealousy I experience.

>>33534811
Exactly
IT's an anonymous imageboard. I've been asked if I was JH and I don't even post here much. it's insane

>>33534780
yes! seethe some more

>>33534809
yeahhh, i have a couple noticable tattoos that are recognizable.. so that would be impossible for me?

>>33534454
>On this topic, is it common for big dicks to make women queef during sex in some positions waaaay more than with normal dicks?
F. Yes, genuinely. My ex had an above average, especially in girth, penis, and the queefing was seriously embarrassing. Especially bad when I went to pee afterwards.

>>33534797
>ASMR gets me going like very few other things.
check out soundgasm

>>33534812
Men don't get jealous, they'll just dump you.

>>33534805
Well maybe you are, maybe you aren't.
Bur the femanon who I just talked to didn't take my offer, so I assume you aren't.

>>33534812
wow that's just fucking evil

>>33534819
I search it through flaru.

>>33534816
I'm guessing you aren't familiar with ghostface and his design

>>33534812
Instead of ruining the relationship, tell him how you feel

>>33534619
>Is it true that women often don't approach guys they are interested in because they expect men to approach?
F. Yeah. You expect a guy who's single and who likes you to approach. If he doesn't, that means he doesn't fancy you or isn't single.

>>33534831
>mfw when I've gotten more than one guy in a relationship attempting to cheat with me.

>>33534831
Male
These days it doesn't mean that. It could mean anything. So give it a go yourself

Foids, how many labubus you own?

>>33534812
desu, thats kinda fucked.
I only started having guys hang all over me after my bf cheated and we broke up. since then - i have been going on lot of dates but no sex. It had reminded me that people find me attractive but only reminds me of what (we) had and makes me sad.
Tbh, I was happy having just my man and feel super insecure now that everyone looks at me. If you are that jealous, there are deeper issues and you are insecure in your reltionship.

>>33534826
thanks for the recommendation fellow lewd audio coomer

>>33534835
>give it a go yourself
nta but hell no, men are such princesses now

>>33534840
Someone has to be

>>33534760
>>33534756
Youre narcissistics

>>33534736
>Women who have or had male partners, please tell me EXACTLY how you went from strangers to lovers.
Matched on a dating app. Chatted on the app for a week, the chat was good. I asked him if he wanted to meet in person. We set a date, the first date went well. I asked whether he'd kiss me at the end of the date. We exchanged numbers, continued texting, went on a few more dates, I asked him if I could go to his so we could have sex. Kept going round to his and meeting for weekly date nights and texting.

>>33534831
>If he doesn't, that means he doesn't fancy you
He could just be scared or intimidated desu.

>>33534835
Yeah just approach random antisocial men. Definitely won’t get murdered

>>33534837
Zero. Weirdo toys that come from an evil community

>>33534821
Yes, but not in europe but I would like to move there.. or canada

>>33534742
>Is making you look in a mirror while we fuck actually something you want?
Had a guy do this. It's always pornsick men who do this. It takes me out of it because all I'm thinking is how fat I look.

>>33534811
I fucking love JH
I want to get a tattoo of JH as my first and only tattoo

>>33534848
The original question was about men you're interested in, so if that's your type that's kinda on you, but not what I was suggesting

>>33534848
Reading comprehension.

>>33534853
nobody cares
go kill yourself you pathetic loser

>>33534845
Which dating app

Is there such a thing as malicious indifference? Thats what it seems femanons feel about me

>>33534820
I don't want to risk that. And honestly I don't really want to do any of this.
>>33534830
I have expressed my insecurities but then I get this sense that he knows he has power over me as a result. It feels like I need to demonstrate that I could still find someone else if he left, just so he knows I'm not desperate.
If relationships weren't all about power plays then I wouldn't need to worry about this.
>>33534825
If everything was pure and straightforward I wouldn't need to be.
>>33534838
I have had men hit on me and check me out while I've been with him, so I do know I'm attractive. He has just been giving me less attention as the relationship left it's honeymoon stage (for him). He's sweet, etc. but it is incredibly unfair.

>>33534849
Evil how?

Stop jumpscaring me

>>33534791
Getting overly comfortable in a relationship is a thing, but most men will simply lower their investment in you if they think you have one foot out the door.

>>33534858
>Which dating app
Feeld.

>>33534866
I prefer a foid in the original costume but I like the effort put in here

>>33534828
i wanna be this girl

>>33534862
Then just leave him, why all the elaborate tricks? At best, you get dumped. At worst, you get gutted from your intestines through your throat and left in a field.

Either gender
What’s your favorite scent of deodorant or cologne or perfume or whatever on the opposite gender?

>>33534880
Male
None

>>33534880
something that smells like candy on a woman is nice

>>33534870
Wtf is that

>>33534873
I wish I didn’t work on Halloween. I think dressing up like him is like the most sure fire way to get laid on Halloween night.

>>33534862
>He has just been giving me less attention as the relationship left it's honeymoon stage (for him).
Then talk about this with him.
If you feel inadequately treated, deal with it appropriately, but >>33534812 screams either narcissism or insecurity. Both on your end.
He is probably just enjoying the relationship, whereas you want something else.

>>33534862
>just so he knows I'm not desperate.
Consider the possibility that you are in fact desperate and this will blow up in your face.

>>33534880
F
I have no idea. Something light?

>>33534837
those fucking things are repulsive why do women like them?

>>33534862
You're mental.
Like that arab psycho.

>>33534880
M
Honestly I just like smelling their shampoo at most. Perfume is too much.

>>33534884
Lord knows I will be alone on halloween. I might dress up just to make myself feel better.

Question to women.
I seemingly know how to talk to you because
>I listen to what you say
>I bring up what we have talked about before to make you feel heard
>I pick up on your quirks and repeat them to make you laugh
>I don't try to be weirdly flirty and just talk to you like another human being
But how do I properly approach someone without making it weird? So far I only try looking at what the situation is in order to properly pursue a woman, be it struggling with something or randomly ask if they are from specific study field at uni.

Are cold approaches weird? I know nobody can speak for everybody but just tell me why/why not based off your own personal preferences and experiences.

>>33534880
Pheromones.

>>33534847
>He could just be scared or intimidated
When it comes to men, it's more likely he's not interested.

>>33534862
>If relationships weren't all about power plays then I wouldn't need to worry about this.
They aren't? Not good ones, anyway. The fact that you think they are means that you got some kinda deep seeded insecurities or a bad one or something.

>>33534760
Don't pull my hair. Ever.

>>33534862
>If everything was pure and straightforward I wouldn't need to be.
have you tried maybe talking to him instead of being like this?

>>33534851
Which continent are you from?

>>33534811
>>33534813
That's exactly why they keep posting that meme.

>>33534893
>Pheromones
Again, they have never been proven to do anything sexual for humans.

>>33534619
In theory, no. In practice, yes. My interest level in strangers and acquaintances is so close to 0 that I see no point in pursuing that.

But when I'm close friends with someone, feel attracted and think we're compatible, I will absolutely approach. But men generally don't want to be close friends with women unless it's a ploy to get pussy, and I don't want to be friends with someone who's in it for pussy even if I might become attracted later on.

>>33534895
Girl, boobs make us act weird. It's entirely possible.

ATOGA girls are shallow bitches. Your 'type' is 6'2, 14/10, ultra confident Terachads. Terribly vacant and braindead girls.

>>33534904
go back to r9k

>>33534862
>If everything was pure and straightforward I wouldn't need to be.
Do you have the autism?