Thread 33539365

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Femanon, spit or swallow?

99% of men will never experience this, media is responsible for radicalising incels by showing what they missed out on...

Second for blonde girlz!!

I hate women.

>>33539373
Can't a guy just cum on my ass or something and wipe it off right away? Why does it HAVE to go in my mouth?

>>33539365 (OP)
So what's his problem?

>>33539377
you never answered who your crush was like

>>33539373
Swallowing right now because of sore throat.
>Dude it's about cum
Neither.

>>33539378
expert man knower here
they need other guys to smell it
every time you talk it should smell like his cum
it scares off rival mates

>>33539375
What IS that?

>>33539391
That is so foul, I hate it.

>>33539373
Swallow if it’s just me, spit into other woman’s mouth if threesome.
I’m virgin so this is all theory

>>33539393
it is every mans fantasy to grab a big fistful of your hair and ejaculate DIRECTLY inside it

It’s lonely being the only mentally stable normie that posts here

Reupping my question about people with insane numbers of tabs open. Is this a generational thing? Because I starting using the internet before browsers had tabs so I just close them after I'm done looking at that site for the moment. I have a max of around 5 tabs at once.

>>33539398
Nta, wouldn't that be so fucking hard to clean off?

>>33539398
I wanted hornypost this morning. This is just making me angry and sick. I'd even take creampie talk over this shit.

>>33539377
further proving the theory that misogynistic traits present more commonly in high attractiveness males

>>33539375
I'm not a KHHV but I do wish I had a school gf to spend time with. I never got to experience grabbing something to eat with a cute girl after school or going to her place or my place to study later.

>>33539392
You know what it is, say its name

>>33539365 (OP)
I came and 5 minutes later my cock is still hard what do?

>>33539400
I don't like saving too many bookmarks. Doesn't help that my browser is set to clear all data on close. So I feel compelled to keep tabs open just in case I need them again.

>>33539400
>Is this a generational thing?
I wouldn't know, but maybe?
>I starting using the internet before browsers had tabs so I just close them after I'm done looking at that site for the moment. I have a max of around 5 tabs at once.
Wow, how organized, anon. It's admirable.

>>33539398
wrong that's not my fantasy

>>33539400
>Is this a generational thing?
No, most guys at work from our generation have inordinate amounts of tabs open constantly. I was the odd one out to always close all my accumulated tabs at the end of the day.

>>33539378
JH, why do you still answer these questions?

>>33539400
Saves time and energy to just leave it

>>33539409
Cum again. Obvs.

>>33539385
>Swallowing right now because of sore throat
Hope you feel better soon.

>>33539415
Anon, why do you still respond to posts you don't like?

>>33539408
I wonder what psy op we get next after K-POP males

>>33539417
hmm but I'm satisfied I just want to go take a showed now but can't put my pants on with this erection

>>33539408
>You know what it is
I really don't know. I guess your clip gives some clue for continued googling but it also doesn't inspire further inquiry in this line of questioning.

>>33539395
You're a good theorist

>>33539423
men are so lucky

>>33539400
>have a max of around 5 tabs at once
Where do I learn this power
Tbf I usually try keep my tabs down purely because my old laptop is ass. But previously I would have tons open of stuff I wanted to read, watch, reminders etc. I'm kinda like that in real life with post-its and lists everywhere, books with bookmarks lying around etc., maybe it's an ADHD thing idk. I like to multitask and hop between things
But regardless what's wrong with using tabs? Might as well make the most of them and browse to your full potential :D

>>33539423
It wasn't a suggestion. It was a demand.

>>33539427
>stuff I wanted to read, watch, reminders
That's what bookmarks are for.

>>33539407
I'm still a virgin in late 20s, but having a highschool gf was nice, I will admit
Still, there's no reason you can't do that with someone in adulthood and make sweet memories with someone

>>33539421
I'm not sure I do. Why not spare yourself the misery?

>>33539422
I watched train to busan for the first time a couple of weeks ago despite it being released almost 10 years ago :(

>>33539381
I suppose you're going to pester me until I give you an answer.

First crush was in middle school. I played football but wasn't any good at it, and I was also a band nerd at the same time. One of the cheerleaders caught my eye but I didn't say shit for months. We were like 12 years old so she didn't have tits or anything yet, but she had pretty eyes. Eventually someone guessed, rumors spread, and when she found out she started crying.
Next was sort of a rocker chick, basically idolized Hayley Williams. She actually introduced me to real metal, which was cool, but she consistently turned me down while she let me follow her around like a lost puppy for a couple years. Looking back, she wasn't all that attractive, no tits and dressed like a guy, and she didn't really have great hygiene. I think I was mostly attracted to her because of her attitude and style. She also ended up marrying a woman.
In my sophomore year I got a crush on a freshman girl. She was kinda mid but had nice legs and big tits and she flirted openly with a lot of guys. I guess my crush was obvious but I didn't know that other people knew, and she never gave me any signs that I could pick up on while she went from one abusive asshole boyfriend to the next. She was probably mentally ill and she was constantly depressed, but she still joked and flirted sometimes. I finally worked up the nerve to ask her to prom my senior year but she was already going with someone, then that someone bailed a couple of weeks before prom and she just decided she wasn't going to go. I haven't seen her since I graduated, but apparently she got married, cheated, got divorced, and then who knows what happened from there.

Haven't really had a crush since high school. Hadn't even been on a date until I was 28, which was three years ago.

>>33539426
Nta but it's not fun when you wake up with morning wood and need to pee and get ready for work quickly

>>33539373
>spit or swallow?
Swallow. Spitting means keeping it in your mouth for longer.

Men love modest, innocent and homely nerds. When will women take the hint and dress more like pic rel?

>>33539432
If you want an actual answer, it's an attempt to steer the conversation. The energy behind that sort of hornypost is what I want to have in a conversation, but the content isn't.

Question for women:

My new gf is sexually dominant. This is entirely new to me and I am going along and really enjoying it

Is this a huge mistake? Am I giving her the ick and I’m suppose to shut her down and dominate her? Is it some kind of test?

>>33539414
>>33539400
I open a lot of tabs but at the end of the day I close anything that doesn't need to stay open.

>>33539426
hm? why do you say that?
>>33539429
I might be hard but the head is a bit sensitive please don't make me do this

men
would you be put off if your gf wanted to wear a wireless collar at home and you had a clicker and every time you needed her for something you buzzed her

>Gender
Weirdest place you've had sex?

>>33539440
>posts girl that used to upload videos of herself masturbating when she was still underaged

>>33539444
Do it do it do it.

>>33539437
>when she found out she started crying
That is brootal, sorry g
>She also ended up marrying a woman
That might explain why she turned you down then lmao
>married, cheated, got divorced
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there desu
>been on a date until I was 28, which was three years ago
How did that go? Have you dated since? Are you the same anon who slept with the obese girl and the crystal milf?

>>33539445
That sounds like lots of fun.

>>33539446
On the beach, tide took her out

>>33539440
This anon is correct. I'd marry a girl who looked like this even without the big tits. Although I'd probably ask her not to wear the choker.

>>33539425
Thank you~

>>33539446
F. Either in a car in an empty parking lot or in a tent at a campground.

>>33539444
shut up you dumb fucking animal
i know what youre trying to do
if i let you leave the house all pent up youll cheat
we need to get it all out before i can leave you alone

>>33539451
I can't do it, someone else is gonna have to do it for me, my brain stops me from doing it

>>33539437
sorry but this was unexpectedly cute in a tragic way

>>33539431
It's not the same at all because you already missed out on something you wanted and can't get it back.

>>33539458
but I would never cheat on anybody, I'm very loyal, please don't it's very sensitive!

>>33539445
Is this a painful buzz? I'd applaud her initiative and subservience regardless.

>>33539459
The wave of >tfwnobf hit really hard suddenly. I feel like this is flirting deja vu.

>>33539461
fuck off demoralizing faggot

>>33539440
>modest, innocent
lol

bfless women aren't real I've never seen one irl

>>33539440
pic unrelated

>>33539452
>That might explain why she turned you down
She was dating guys at the time.
>Sounds like you dodged a bullet
I always wondered if I could have fixed her, but then I remember how women are and realize that's just in their nature.
>How did that go?
Went on ~20 dates with ~12-15 different women. With one exception all of them ended up ghosting me or telling me they weren't interested.
>Have you dated since?
Last time I went on a date was early 2024.
>Are you the same anon who slept with he obese girl and the crystal milf?
MILF is a stretch, but yes.
>>33539460
Not sure what you mean, but I resent your use of the word 'cute'.

>>33539454
Kek
>>33539457
>in a car
How do you even do that comfortably?

>>33539440
You forgot to show someone modest

>>33539462
shut the f-
i dont even know why im trying to talk to you
get on the chair and bend over so i can reach
if you dont cum in one minute ill punch your balls

>>33539445
Yes. This is not what I'm looking for in a relationship.

Good afternoon, Euros.

>>33539446
my mind, cuz im a twisted freak

>>33539472
>>33539467
>>33539469
Jeans, sensible tshirt without text or profanities, no tattoos, nice glasses, short straight forward hair

>>33539441
That's pretty Interesting.

>>33539470
>With one exception
The plot thickens

>>33539466
What? I had relationships in adulthood, they're soulless and shallow in most cases. It's not the pure kind you could have had in school where you both experience things for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5TMU6916U8

>>33539475
>4 minutes into the afternoon
>technically correct, the best kind of correct
Good afternoon to you too.

>>33539453
it is!
>>33539463
that sounds hard to acquire
maybe a little zap would be fine
>>33539474
why
you have to be a man who can make me feel safe being that way

>>33539477
that is NOT a "sensible tshirt"

>>33539477
>sensible tshirt
lolno

>>33539445
no, but she will certainly be put off when i suggest it's my turn though :T

>>33539471
>How do you even do that comfortably?
You don't. But I get off on claustrophobia and having my body strained during sex in general, so it works out well for me.
>>33539478
Really? I thought it'd just be weird and blatantly sexually desperate.

>>33539445
M, no lol that's cute, I'd be up for it
Even better if we could take turns though
>>33539440
Bro is like "I love nerds" then posts stacy with glasses kek
>>33539461
Except that the grass is greener and the idealised version of your head is not the same as reality
Focus on the present/future and making memories with people instead of fruitless hypotheticals
>>33539468
I've seen ones with gfs irl jk
>>33539470
>With one exception
What happened with that one?
>~20 dates with ~12-15 different women
So you got some second dates then? That's positive at least
>>33539454
Was she a mermaid

>>33539482
I don't have to be anything, and you can't make me.

>>33539484
>>33539485
>i just want a modest gf who wears sensisble tshirts
>the shirt
men

>>33539477
Tight jeans, tight t shirt that shows shoulders and boobs, choker. Your porn brain disease is so severe that you see her as modest. How long have you been incel?

>>33539480
Grass is greener I suppose. I'd trade places with you to have actual relationships in adult. Sure I had nice times with my highschool gf but it wasn't like an anime happily ever after romance or anything

>>33539492
What?

>>33539440
East European.

>>33539489
>>~20 dates with ~12-15 different women
>So you got some second dates then? That's positive at least
femanons already sniffed him out as a chad long before this lore drop, really makes you think

>>33539479
>>33539489
>So you got some second dates then?
A few, but it didn't mean anything because the end result was still the same. I never even kissed any of them.
>The plot thickens
Not really. I got setup on a blind date by one of the women I had gone on a second date with, after she broke things off. The girl she set me up with was nice, but she was very obese. There was just no way. I didn't tell her anything like that, I just told her it was a nice time but we didn't click.

Women, would you date a guy who looked like this?

men
if you were as jawdroppingly hot as ihatewomen anon and had been exposed to hordes of women eagerly debasing themselves for your attention since childhood do you think you too would have a low opinion of women?
are men only nice to women out of necessity

>>33539498
>second date = chad
Very funny, anon.

>>33539503
This entire post is a gross misrepresentation of reality and I will not stand for it.

>>33539503
Honestly, yeah, probably.

>>33539484
>>33539485
>>33539493
Are we really judging a womans character based on her chest size? I really really expected you to be more mature about this and to share my view. Is it her fault if her clothes aren't a perfect fit? Maybe she hates baggy pants?

>>33539503
Women love Chad, Tyrone, Abdullah, Pedro and/or Sanjay.

>>33539507
Nope. We are judging it by modest

>>33539507
gooner getting some exercise for once with these mental gymnastics

>>33539501
>never even kissed any of them
Not even 1? RIP
>girl she set me up with was nice, but she was very obese
Unlucky bro
>was a nice time but we didn't click
At least you were polite

>>33539440
>Men love modest, innocent and homely nerds.
Sure, sure, so do women

>>33539503
no, i can't bring myself to judge women too harshly, men complain about how distorted women are, but they are the ones having to live out their distortion. idk.
t. mildly attractive tall hwhite guy

>>33539510
Maaturbating once a day doesn't make anyone a gooner, neither does wearing old clothes that don't fit you a slut

>>33539503
Lool
Maybe being a manlet made me a simp jk

>>33539507
It’s funny because your porn brain think that the problem I got is big boobs. Tight clothing on big and small boobs is not modest. Nice try being an adult, shows you have little you know about women

>>33539440
>>33539512
Men and women aren't that different after all

>>33539501
>I didn't tell her anything like that, I just told her it was a nice time but we didn't click.
ihatewomen anon is such a gentlemen

>>33539518
NTA.
I believe in Elle, too.

>>33539465
lol same actually

>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8ToBT-JrIPA
>swords are cool
>why are swords cool?
>because of what swords symbolize
>the sword is the only thing that's designed only for killing other people
>killing other people is cool
I hate americans.

>>33539473
no please I swear I won't cheat on you

>>33539525
I don't know that I would react the same way today. That was before I started really hating women.

>>33539526
>Elle
Alexandra?

>>33539507
>Is it her fault if her clothes aren't a perfect fit?
Yes.

>>33539437
>and I was also a band nerd
what instrument(s) did you play?

>>33539523
Attractive people are attractive, more news at 11...
>>33539526
Elle who?
>>33539528
>the sword is the only thing that's designed only for killing other people
Actually you can cut your meat with it too
>>33539530
>That was before I started really hating women.
What was the canon event for your villain arc? When was the moment when you were first like "I hate women"?

>>33539527
I just want a guy to tell me that he's mine and that I'm his. No need for any sort of marks besides the ones we leave on each other's souls through our love. And maybe some scratches and bruises from the sex.

Women, have you ever considered hotwifing?

>>33539528
They love guns and burgers.

>>33539537
What is it

>>33539535
the perfect relationship

>>33539531
Not quiet… but I like her, too.

>>33539534
The OP’s pic.

>>33539522
>Tight clothing on big and small boobs is not modest. Nice try being an adult, shows you have little you know about women
Stop being such a prude holy shit, just because you have boobs doesn't mean you can't wear tight clothes

>>33539542
I didn’t say that. I said it’s not modest. You are so dumb

>>33539539
A relationship where you hookup with other guys, but your boyfriend/husband is monogamous.

Ugly foids ruin everything. I fucking hate them.

>>33539446
F
Under a bridge.

>>33539545
NTA, but no. At most, I'd be open to a throuple thing where everyone is equally involved and onboard.

foids, i'm sleepy but i took the focus powder cuz i want to make more money. idk what to do!!

>>33539546
Men say women have it easy but they would never love a girl like this.....

>>33539544
It is modest! That's the definition of well fitted clothing

>>33539533
Clarinet, alto/soprano saxophone, synthesizer, various other keyboard instruments.
>>33539534
After the experiences with dating, I started doing the hookup thing, and I also started using FetLife to try to meet people. Got ghosted or stood up by a few different people that way, and then ghosted by the two women I had hooked up with. The final straw was one of the women from FetLife. She was hot and cold for months, finally agreed to something, cancelled at the last minute, asked to "just be friends", and then stopped responding to my messages completely. I got so fed up with it I blocked all of their numbers and deleted them from my phone. And then I even went back several months later and unblocked them so they wouldn't even show up under blocked, so I can't contact any of them anymore.

>>33539545
If it was other women I could do it

>>33539550
Nah, she could easily get a mid guy. Her problem is she keeps being treated by Hollywood like she's a 10, but she's not.

>>33539541
She made the best content with Malena Morgan when they used to date

My new gf is sexually dominant. I am going along and really enjoying it

Is this a huge mistake? Am I giving her the ick and I’m suppose to shut her down and dominate her?

>>33539553
This

>>33539551
That’s not the definition of modest. There is nothing you can say that will change reality. You wanted to be an adult about it so why are you acting like a child?

>>33539547
Did anyone walk past
>>33539546
What's wrong with right hand side
>>33539552
>started using FetLife
Breh
Well fair play at least you tried bro
Also damn, do you still play music?

>>33539547
Based troll sex

>>33539537
No, it's only hot if he doesn't know I'm cheating. If he actually wanted me to get side dick I'd consider him a loser. However, I just don't have the heart to cheat, I get depressed and start self harming. My only solution is to just fuck him as much as possible and have a lot of hobbies so I don't feel as tempted

>>33539562
The definition of modesty changes with time and culture but the idea that you can't wear a tight shirt is batshit insaneeeeeee.

Gender? I really wanna know

I slept like shit

>>33539569
F
You can wear tight clothes, but it’s not modest. Time and culture haven’t changed that yet

>99% of male anons are incels
>99% of women are in mile high club

>>33539563
>at least you tried bro
I really did. I tried, but women are evil.
>do you still play music?
Haven't played clarinet since middle school, and it's been a few years since I broke out the saxophone. I do still fuck around on keyboard/piano sometimes, and I've learned a little bit of guitar too.

>>33539568
>just don't have the heart to cheat, I get depressed and start self harming
Are you speaking from experience?

State gender.
Do you think this guy is cheating in this vide that has nearly 90 million views?
https://x.com/rileycs_/status/1953932335688114596

I'm depressed again, goddamn it I thought I was feeling better

>>33539546
Nice, fellow TLOU enjoyer.

yknow ihatewomen is so perfect and talented i'm starting to get why he hates women so much. why were all of the women in his life rejecting him????

>>33539563
Oh yeah, a couple of people did.

>>33539579
Yeah can't say I'm proud of it even though my ex was a pos keeping my nose clean would've made me feel like the better person

>>33539568
Damn, girl. You sound like a hot mess. And I say that lovingly.

>>33539587
Theu can smell his autism

>>33539555
Absolutely.
Shame about the whole behind the scenes drama.

>>33539587
I'm not even close to perfect, lol. I wish anons would stop fucking with me like this.

>>33539554
I read on /tv/ it's because more female directors are in charge now after Big Harv was unjustly jailed. So they hire non-threatening ugly women to play more roles ie Transformers going from Megan Fox to an ugly fat black female etc.

>>33539534
>Actually you can cut your meat with it too
You can use a shovel as a frying pan. You can use a gun as a hammer. You can use a screw driver as a pry bar.You can abuse a lot of tools with things they were not meant to do. That's not the point.

>>33539568
Is there any way you could have your cake and eat it too? Like if he partially knows what's going on, but doesn't acknowledge it?

>>33539595
ugh, so modest

Bi women, do you get aroused when you see another woman in sexy clothing?

>>33539573
RIP
Are you able to sleep a bit more at all today anon? Else take it easy and maybe have a coffee or two and get some fresh air. Was there anything getting in the way of sleeping?
Iktf I barely slept for 3 hours and kept waking up with stomach pain. Gonna try again now but idk. My eyes are so bloodshot I just want to sleep bruh
>>33539576
>do still fuck around on keyboard/piano sometimes, and I've learned a little bit of guitar too
Awesome, do you make or cover any songs or anything?
>women are evil
How did you come to this conclusion kek
>>33539583
D: aw I hope you feel better soon
>>33539581
Lol I was waiting for a moment in the background where you heard another girl or something, didn't realise you meant cheating in-game
Nah bro just seems cracked
>>33539587
>why were all of the women in his life rejecting him????
He got a lot of first dates but not much further so I'm going to suspect autism/mental illness kek, many such cases
>>33539591
>even though my ex was a pos
That makes it more excusable desu but glad you're past that now

>>33539590
NTA. Did you almost get caught?

>>33539598
Uh… you know total babes like Rachel McAdams, Rebecca Ferguson, Ana De Amaras, etc. still get roles, right?

>>33539604
Fucking stop

>>33539605
Yes

Bi women, do you get aroused when you see that hottie in the mirror?

>>33539610
cmon, just accept the compliments, we know you like em

>>33539605
>Bi women, do you get aroused when you see another woman in sexy clothing?
No, I get jealous and start bodychecking.

>>33539590
>a couple of people did
I think I would've just awkwardly turned the other way and found another route home lol
>>33539598
They're still making transformers movies?

>>33539595
>I wish anons would stop fucking with me like this.
That's the ironic part, nobody IS fucking with you, but it's what you want.

>>33539612
Also yes

>>33539574
It's modest... Stop bodyshaming ppll

>>33539605
Only if they are my type (cute twee type with a shapely ass or a sporty brunette) I try not to leer but I definitely notice

>>33539610
youre such a repressed romantic
lately ive fantasized about you just fucking snapping and deciding youre actually going to stop treating women like humans and you go outside and im the first woman you see and you try to "abuse" me but your repressed romantic nature seeps through and i just feel so safe and wanted that i go along with it and even gaslight you into thinking youre being such a good misogynist

>>33539618
Based

>>33539607
I'm more curious about what possesses two people to walk under a bridge together and think "let's have sex"
I mean I can't imagine it's the most romantic setting with people walking past and such
>>33539617
Nta but you are kinda fucking with him lol. You don't even know what he looks or acts like IRL

>>33539612
Euro Women should just date NA Women. And vice versa.

>>33539620
>sporty brunette
Excellent taste

>>33539623
Life finds a way.in the future, it will be sex on Mars.
Then on a station near a wormhole.

>qt is spamming its shit again
Alright, see you later when the thread is usable again.

>>33539624
Can't date not available women. They're not available.

>>33539619
I didn’t bodyshame or say that people should dress differently. I said it’s not modest. An adult would admit they are wrong and apologize

>>33539607
I'm pretty sure people saw.

>>33539616
Yeah, some of them did that I think.

>>33539606
>D: aw I hope you feel better soon
thanks! hope I feel better in the morning

>>33539627
What an odd name tag…for a guy, no less.

>>33539627
But qt is always here.

>>33539633
It was given to him by a girl. He earned it.

>>33539606
>do you make or cover any songs or anything
I have no intention of ever recording anything lol, it's just because I like playing. On piano I can play Für Elise pretty well from memory and I can kind of stumble through a few other things like the melody for Turkish March or some songs from Phantom of the Opera. And on guitar I'm not great but I can sort of play a few things like the openings to "Lonely Is the Night" by Billy Squier, "It's All Been Done" by Barenaked Ladies, "Up Around The Bend" by CCR, "One" and "Master of Puppets" by Metallica, "The Sentinel" by Judas Priest, and I can play most of "Tyrant" by Judas Priest and "My Hero" by Foo Fighters. Again, not very well, but well enough that you can tell what it is.

>>33539629
Saying it's not modest is basically saying it's slutty

my kind of woman is someone that loves me as much as I love her

>>33539634
Luckily not.
When he is sleeping off another drug binge or got banned for his spamming, the thread quality significantly increases and you can have actual conversations with people.

>>33539633
It's kind of repulsive, yeah.

>>33539639
No it’s not. That’s a weird thing you just wrote. Be better

>>33539613
I don't. I don't think I deserve them at all, and it feels like I'm being fucked with, or at least like people are not really getting a good idea of who I am.
>>33539621
I... I don't know how to feel about this. Mostly I feel like you're trolling me.

>>33539621
Cute mysognist bf but hes bad at it is a good trope

>>33539640
That's when one of the other namefags takes over. I think they work in shifts.

>>33539633
It's because he acts and types like a girl. I thought he was a girl too when he first came here. But I'll give Dan his flowers because he revolutionized /atoga/ when he started naming people.

>>33539642
>I don't. I don't think I deserve them at all
really, why?

>>33539644
Some narcs have a hard time existing next to each other.
But Gary doesn't have a problem posting next to his friend qt.

>>33539641
you don't even know me

>entj hours ended, qt hours began
Why is there always a celebrity anon?

>>33539626
This sounds like a David Bowie song
>>33539627
"It'" is crazy bro.....
>>33539630
>some of them did that I think
Did you not feel bad lmao
>>33539639
Cuute

are guys in the rom com books and movies i watch real at all??? or are all guys lustful at heart?? do you guys enjoy romance or only do it for sex? i dont interact with men very much im too nervous to talk to you guys irl so lmk

>>33539647
Because if I did, I'd at least have friends and get attention from women without trying, even if it was just to get something from me. But I don't even get that. I have to work my ass off to get a date with a mid woman who will end up ghosting me afterward.
Although honestly I don't care that much about not having friends.

also is bartender here :D

>>33539657
It is both

>>33539657
There are lots of guys who just want a gf to cuddle and do romantic stuff with (or at least that's what they primarily want). But for the most part they don't get any attention at all from women, and eventually they either become incels or trannies.

>>33539660
… Swisschan.

>>33539649
I don’t have to know you to know you are wrong, you are being childish

>>33539657
its a little bit from all buckets for me. in fact my favorite is lustful-turned-romantic feelings, happens after i cum into something

>>33539633
Aren't we all a bit odd
>>33539634
Will be less so when I start working again ):
>>33539637
Damn so you can play quite a lot then
Any other pieces you want to learn? Can we get a voca?
>>33539640
>you can have actual conversations with people
I'm not stopping you lmao
>>33539645
>thought he was a girl too
Sexist much??
>his flowers
Zomg thank you what kind
No lilies or tulips tho pls cause cats

>>33539657
I wanna fuck into the mattress and cook you a great dinner afterwards.
I wanna take you on a trip around the world, show you the most amazing places, while fuck you silly in the hotel every singlw night.

Does that answer your question?

>>33539668
> Aren’t we all odd
That, is very true. Regardless of 4c.

>>33539665
swiss ??

>>33539546
Silence coomer, crawl back

>>33539657
can't speak for everybody else but I enjoy the romance I don't feel sexually attracted to a girl if I don't love her first

>>33539660
Wassup
Yh I still didn't hear back from that job so assume they picked someone else, but hopefully I'll hear from the other (which I'd prefer anyway desu) before the weekend
How are you?
>>33539657
>do you guys enjoy romance
Ofc, romance is kino
>>33539672
They probs though you were someone else

>>33539605
Only white girls with big tits. If they're otherwise too similar to me, I just get jealous.

>chatting with a girl for the past 2-3 weeks
>we started off talking about casual stuff like vidya, hobbies, favorite shows, life aspirations that we have in common, etc etc
>past several days she has only been hardcore sexting me literally all day, I can’t get a sentence off before I have to delete and rewrite it because she is talking about wanting to ride my cock
I miss our more innocent heart-to-heart convos and don’t know how to bring it up without making her feel unwanted. Somehow she is horny all day.

>>33539670
yes, thats awesome bless. hope every guy is similar

>>33539668
>I'm not stopping you lmao
You are by interjecting yourself every time because of your narcissistic obsession to reply to every single post with the most mundane and pointless brainrot.
You nearly never say anything of value.

>>33539630
>I'm pretty sure people saw.
Was that more hot or awkward?

>>33539658
but you're getting attention from women right now, aren't you?

>>33539666
no I'm not and you calling me a liar is hurting my feelings

>>33539657
Simps think they are romantics but nah, I'm a romantic though

>>33539668
>quite a lot
I wouldn't say that. I can play enough that I don't feel like I only know one song.
>Any other pieces you want to learn
Lots, but I probably will never have the skill for some of them. Like I think I could play the melody to "Cliffs of Dover" eventually if I worked hard at it, but I don't think there's any way I could learn the intro. If I ever manage to play "Pride and Joy" that'll be my peak, but even that probably won't happen. SRV was a beast.
>Can we get a voca?
No. I need to go to bed, and also I really shouldn't do that anyway.

>>33539676
cant believe ur actually here what a shot in the dark kek
im good!!
i hope you get some other awesome bartending job!! what did u get up to today

>>33539678
Rude

>>33539679
You need to fuck her

>>33539680
Thanks, but I think plenty of men (and women I guess) get lazy at some point.

>>33539679
Her cycle peaked, just wait it out about a week

>>33539679
Sounds like catfish.
Or something else sinister…

>>33539648
What's a narc?

>>33539679
>Somehow she is horny all day
Sounds perfect.
Meet up.

>>33539683
I'm getting anonymous replies. I have no idea whether they're from women, I think they're probably trolling me, and even if they're real biological women and they're completely serious, they're still anonymous posters on 4chan who have never seen what I look like and never interacted with me in person. You barely know anything about me, and I know nothing about you.

>>33539691
fair enough my goals is like do all that stuff while im young so i have no regrets then if i end up alone with cats ill be fine with the memories of it all u get me?

>>33539695
A rat, a squealer, an informant.

>>33539695
Narcissist, people like qt and entj.

>>33539668
>Will be less so when I start working again ):
Which should last about three days probably.

>>33539678
So, you like pink.
Great.

>>33539698
That's a good idea, but it might not work out that way.
It wasn't until I was around 30 already that I was actually able to do things like travelling, cook and garden etc. I was simply missing the funds.
But having goals is important.

>>33539700
That doesn't make sense in the context. That's what it meant thirty years ago.

>>33539702
That makes more sense. Should have probably been able to figure that out myself in retrospect.

>>33539681
>You nearly never say anything of value
Even a broken clock is right twice a day anon
>>33539703
Lmao no I'm actually gonna go ham this time
Can't afford to piss about anymore
>>33539679
Have you met her IRL? sounds like she needs the D
Maybe it's a cycle thing

>>33539688
How is it rude? I only get turned on by women who are hot the way I like. When women are hot the way I don't like, I think they're so hot in a way I hope others see me so I get jealous of them. Either way it's dispassionate, impersonal objectification.

>>33539705
yeah i get what you mean, ill get my money up not my funny up i guess

>>33539704
We're all pink where it matters.

>>33539709
Otay.

>>33539708
>I'm actually gonna go ham this time
>Can't afford to piss about anymore
I believe you this >< much.
Also, "ham"?

But really, I need to find some way to make a little cash myself.

>>33539711
our hearts?

>>33539657
Men actually score about 30% higher than women on the (RBS) romantic beliefs scale

>>33539712
>frogposting
Now THAT'S unattractive.

>>33539711
Haha, based.

>>33539715
Made up word

>>33539715
i just looked it up and that study was conducted in 1989 kek, maybe not the most reliable source

>>33539686
>even that probably won't happen
Practice makes perfect anon, I believe you can eventually do it
>>33539687
Yeah good timing haha
Thank youu that's very kind
I'll let you know if I get the other job
Well I was up til like 6am shitposting, making tunes and playing roblox lol
Not feeling very well though
How are you anon, you got anything nice planned?

>>33539714
Sure, let's go with that.

>>33539716
Ohhhhhhh, shieeeeet!
It’s… it’s… you!

>>33539710
You can try both!
Just don't be disappointed in yourself if it doesn't work out like you wished, ok? :)

>>33539721
ooo what do you play on roblox? and no not really just rotting away in my room :p

>>33539713
>believe you this >< much
Well I wanna prove u wrong >:[
>need to find some way to make a little cash myself
What for?
Hope you can hustle breh

>>33539725
the rate things are going id be overjoyed if i even hold hands with a boy within the next five years

>>33539723
"It's... it's...", THE GRINCH.

women do you get turned off by the pathetic lies men say when they're coping?

State gender
What are you wearing today, and do you think it’s modest?

>>33539728
Brev in the UK, innit?

I wish I could be pathetic hookup for a hot girl

>>33539726
Just some dumb games lol, I started playing with my younger siblings and niece and then got addicted to some games xD I was grinding get fat and roll race earlier lmao and basically maxed out my stuff
This is why I need to get another job...
>rotting away in my room :p
You're real for that
Do you have any hobbies or watch anything
I'm gonna try nap a bit but I'll talk to you laterrr

>>33539731
yes! its very cringe!

>>33539718
Did you mean term?
>>33539720
The one I read was from the 2000s

>>33539732
M
My Pajamas.
Yes, or else the MailMan would have called the Po Po on me.

>>33539733
Innit brev
>>33539732
M, powerpuff girls sweater, grey sweatpants and NewJeans socks
Yeah ig kek

>>33539731
>he literally typed in "anonymous" instead of leaving it blank
Lmao

>>33539732
M
jeans and a long sleeve shirt, I'm not wearing shoes because I'm in bed right now

>>33539737
Examples?

>>33539732
F. Jeans, form fitting t-shirt, sneakers. It's not fashionable, but I'm alone at work so it doesn't matter. I'd be wearing basketball shorts if this place wasn't BSL2.

>>33539742
I live to supply the noooticers

Women, what do you wear to a dick appointment?

>>33539728
>Well I wanna prove u wrong >:[
>wanna
What you want changes by the minute and has no bearing on what will happen. Except that it will make you quite after about three days.
>What for?
Funds are running low and I want to buy a new backpack, that I technically don't need.

>>33539750
You mean when I'm meeting up with a bf for sex or what?

>>33539744
"foids are all evil sluts who deserve to die" = "i have been rejected by women my entire life because i think of them as sex objects and do not treat them like human beings but instead of acknowledging this fact i will blame them"

>>33539742
I saw this dude yesterday too lol, what a ledge

>>33539732
M
Same thing wore yesterday: a thin wool t-shirt and cotton knee-shorts.
>do you think it’s modest?
Only because women apparently don't care about legs.

>>33539751
>want to buy a new backpack
What would you use it for?
>What you want changes by the minute
Ik so thats why I need to put my feelings aside and just stick with a job anyway at least until I find another

>>33539757
wool is such good fabric for shirts people dont get it!! and yes we all care about legs and get woman boners if we see your kneecaps

>>33539747
You're just being a little attention whore.

>>33539760
>wool is such good fabric
just this. it kills me that economics have driven us out of ubiquitous practical wool clothing

>>33539760
Chad kneecaps.

> tee hee

>>33539762
i literally wear wool thermals when i go running because of how great it is, wish more people knew it was for more than chunky sweaters

>>33539716
Hello?

>>33539762
Cheap materials should be banned, they don't have any economic value their only purpose is to humiliate you

>>33539765
yes, only if the kneecaps resemble the face of a chad

>>33539766
>wool thermals
online supplier? if so, can I get a link?

femanons how many labubus (trump voice) do you own

>>33539747
I must recognooooz


Or what was it you always said?

>>33539697
>You barely know anything about me, and I know nothing about you.
true, but you still had a lot of good things to say about yourself even if you didn't realize it. i think you've just been looking for women in the wrong places.
anyways i stayed up all night shitposting so i'm gonna try to catch an hour of sleep before i have to wake up again. take care anon

>>33539753
Rejection can be as traumatic as rape. I don't blame him for lashing out.

>>33539770
i just get them off amazon lmao

>>33539774
0/10 ragebait

>>33539770
Italian and/or Merino wool.

>>33539373
Feign incompetence

>>33539775
makes sense. I just had hopes because I have trust issues with things sold through amazon. thanks anyway

Molly vs acid, better sex drug?

I wish a woman would rape me when I'm passed out, I could date her

>>33539779
real shit

>>33539760
>and yes we all care about legs and get woman boners if we see your kneecaps
That's not what other femanon said the other day.

>>33539690
>>33539692
>>33539696
>>33539708
I didn’t ask if I should go fuck her though, I asked how to bring the temperature down a bit so we can chat about more casual stuff. Talking to her about how our days went was one of the highlights of me getting home after work. Now she just wants to talk to me about how hot it would be for me to fill her with cum until it starts leaking out.

>>33539781
no worries, you could try ebay too

>>33539777
I discussed this topic with a psychologist I know, she agreed with me. Ask yours.

>>33539767
What?

>>33539752
Yeah

>>33539785
she was lying, all women are embarassed but we get really turned on by kneecaps

>>33539792
Sigh… Nevermind.

which is worse
rape or getting ghosted by a girl you thought was cute

>>33539782
Never had sex but I'd think molly would be way better for that, it gets you in a very lovey dovey mood
>>33539786
Ig maybe indulge her a bit but then try to steer the convo away
And just give it a few days
If it doesn't let up you can always just be honest and say you miss talking about other stuff

>>33539790
what

>>33539798
Being called hideous.

>>33539786
>I didn’t ask if I should go fuck her though
But you should.

>>33539782
get real stims if you're going to chemsex
molly for women I guess, but I can't get a proper erection
acid is hit or miss

>>33539798
fuckkkkk, this is a hard one. let me take a few days to sleep on it and ill get back to you

>>33539803
>>33539798

Oops. Wrong reply.

>>33539798
The latter can be worse.
>>33539800
The psychologist in my friends group agreed that both can be traumatic experiences. Atoga can't wrap their head around this, for some reason.

>>33539798
Apples or oranges ahh question

>>33539732
F
Difficult to explain, added pic.
I’m wearing a brown long-sleeved high-waisted cotton bodysuit and a similar brown men’s jogger pants. Not sure on the name. Got the hair in high twin buns and I’m using subtle makeup.
It’s not modest on purpose, it’s sexy chill-out wear

>>33539794
The same things I always wear, I just purposefully don't wear any panty liner or whatever so I can show off how soaked I got thinking about him on the way over.

>>33539811
EVERRRR

>>33539811
both being traumatic doesn't mean it is on the same level of trauma

Male dogs really look at female dogs and be like "damn, she is hot as fuck, I'm finna coom in her" That's crazy bro

>>33539782
being touched at all on acid is extremely weird

>>33539741
That’s very funny, I can imagine it

>>33539796
What's going on?

>>33539815
Did you deadass use ai for this

>>33539815
Cringe pic, and bait.

Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there, in the void, that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness, the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen. Once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream, and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.

>>33539829
nobodys reading all that

haiiii togs
had the best sleep of my life last night

>>33539832
hello i didn't :(

>>33539829
ok bye!

>>33539820
I mean if I was a dog I would smash tbf
>>33539822
Wat's so funny...
>>33539815
Wassup paralegal, you going to the office?

>>33539815
that outfit pic is super hot
clothes that cling is amazing
I love the sleeves
the neck is genius
and highlight on the part that I can't find words for

I'm an appreciator

>>33539825
Yes of course, I didn’t think I would describe it well enough

>>33539819
It can be, rejection victims aren't taken seriously and their feelings are often dismissed which makes it worse. We're one of the most marginalized groups right now.

I'm horny!

>>33539839
suck my dick little ass bitch

>>33539832
Hallo
That's awesome <3 happy for you
>>33539834
Dw I also barely slept a wink
Gon try to nap but I've been saying that for hours now

>>33539839
post face

>>33539841
That is a problem

>>33539836
Hehe hi, it’s a funny sweater, what color is it?
Not going to the office unless they call. I was there until early in the morning last night.

>>33539841
should we throw a party

>>33539841
… for Chad.
You forgot the important part.

> tee hee

>>33539845
Get back to bed, bae.

>>33539837
Thank you! That’s very nice, I always try to put effort into what I’m wearing no matter the occasion. It’s my passion hobby. I guess some people got upset I used the ai thing for it, idk people cared that much

>>33539365 (OP)
>The height difference femanons deserve

>>33539815
Cute

>>33539851
Shad tups.

>>33539829
Keep in mind this was written by a 50+ year old woman and editor for pornographic magazines who was angry that men wouldn't come up to her at high end restaurants unprompted and pay for her meal. Her expectations of men were somewhat unrealistic from the get-go.

>>33539829
Just marry a Italian Princess.

Men have you ever taken a gas station boner pill or honey packet? I read some guy say that "Honey pack comes in clutch. If you young take like 1/4 of a pack and you can hit it non stop for a wknd" is that true

>>33539832
I wish I could have that quality sleep again.


You know what us men need for best sleep? Pic related.
if familiar with friends know where I'm going with this.
Women are not good sleep partners. They'll provide you a couple peak quality naps at sometime during the relationship just so you know what you *could* have then turn into blanket hogs that kick you all night. But you can sleep in a dirt hole with a bro and wake up feeling brand new everyday.

>>33539845
Oh the powerpuff girls one? It's grey like picrel lol

>>33539862
Buying anything at a gas station other than gas…
or a bag of chips.
Yikes!

>>33539863
retard

>>33539850
It’s only 2100! You go to bed

>>33539863
sounds like you are more compatible with men

>>33539865
The breakfast sandwiches are so good though

>>33539867
I’m waiting for you!

>>33539862
Never heard of it

>>33539852
No. I deserve this.

>>33539864
I wanted it to be light blue, but it’s still really cool

i love my chadlet bf

>>33539873
But, they're adults here?

men
have your experiences in atoga given you a glimpse into the true nature of woman

>>33539878
Neither of them are real. They aren't even humans in their narratives, anon.

>>33539873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wEWZREPpkk&list=RD5wEWZREPpkk&start_radio=1

how do i get to crystal cafe?

>>33539882
I remember this.

>>33539862
No lmao I'm not messing with that shizz
It's not like I have an issue getting it up (or get laid)
>>33539851
>always try to put effort into what I’m wearing no matter the occasion
That's pretty epic, I admire your passion for fashion
>there until early in the morning last night.
Aw, get some rest today ye
>>33539876
Wholesome
>>33539875
Aw yeah I can see that looking cool... a bubbles sweater in light blue could be cute... well I'm sure I'll get more in future kek

>>33539881
jerking off to imaginary children is still pedophilic jh kys

>>33539834
but why

>>33539880
Yeah, I'm a little less incelish than I used to be.

>>33539880
i come here to flirt digitally because i have to do that somewhere and theres nowhere good irl to do it and i don't like dating apps. there is no true nature of anything here. i am sure most women from here are either nice or funny, probably sometimes both

>>33539886
Rude

>>33539864
that fit is sooo hard

>>33539880
Not really.

>>33539888
I don't know I forgot to take melatonin maybe that was it

>>33539887
If this is a child to you, you're crazy.

>>33539880
Not really kek, I try to take posts here with a pinch of salt
>>33539883
You go on crystal dot cafe and start postan
>>33539889
Ngl these threads almost sent me the other way, IRL reels me back
>>33539891
Where am I being rude lol

>>33539866
i fell asleep on the couch last night

>>33539862
No, most of these things are the real deal and contain real medications and I'm almost always abusing something else and I don't want to risk an interaction with an unknown substance, the fact that these things are so widely available is a testament to how shitty US border controls have been historically.

>>33539880
Yes. I don't dislike women but the things women themselves have claimed here + anons bringing up this guy lined up with my personal experience. I'm very in the "it is in their nature, appreciate them for what they are" category because of atoga.

>>33539894
No way lmaoo
Thanks ig
I mean the pants are a bit darker
Currently lying in bed feeling like I'm dying xP

>>33539890
i like to think i am nice and funny but i am actully kind of shy and silly. kindhearted goofball, for sure

>>33539907
You sound adorbs

>>33539904
bro made a whole book bitching about women lmao

>>33539898
I did for the first time in long time. woke up three hours early, naturally and completely rested.

>>33539906
awwwe! Do you need asprin or a warm rag on your head to help ya feel better? maybe a shoulder massage?

>>33539886
I think you got the boob size closer.. it’s a hard life

>>33539878
>>33539887
>pedo feels the need to bring up children every thread

kek

which is worse: rape or stubbing your small toe on a corner?

>>33539915
reading your weak bait messages

>>33539911
I think it's hilarious every time I find something over a hundred years old that's bitching about women. Some of the things the ancient greeks recorded sound like it could have been written on a twitter shitpost today.

Gm nonliberals

>>33539914
I'm not JH?

>>33539915
I think some anons would pay to get raped

>>33539900
Oh, it’s JUST myao…

Would you date a 10/10 girl if she had an horsecock?

>>33539923
Yes

>>33539923
how else would she be a 10 or even a 9?

>>33539907
yeah! thats why i come here and do these things, to be silly with fellow goofballs (female & sometimes male). it's all i want in a relationship desu, so i guess my coming here is a cope for that missing dimension. sad!

>>33539920
did you bring up children unprompted itt when anons were talking about relationships?
y/n
any other answer means you are trying to weasel your way out of the question like a real pedo

>>33539927
By being your soulmate

>>33539923
Pass. I want to date a girl for being a girl, and I want to date a magical horseman for being a magical horseman. Mixing the two feels wrong.

>>33539862
I looked into it. It's a sugarpill (except honey) with stuff that gives a small T boost but leads to a T crash with repeated use (ie. enjoy your eventual gynaecomastia).
It doesn't really improve performance, the main effect is mental + slightly improved bloodflow. I think it's objectively worthless compared to or when added to something like exercise + hydration + caffeine + a bowl of borscht (ie. beetroot).

>>33539912
My roommate just asked me to get them something from the store >:[ gotta do that before napping
>need asprin or a warm rag on your head to help ya feel better? maybe a shoulder massage
That sounds really nice right about now... (':
I'll probably just make a hot chocolate
>>33539913
Haha, I did tell the AI flat chested :p

men
would you have surgery to get a horsecock if you could
balls too

>>33539942
no surgery but I would have it if I could. I mean, why not?

>>33539942
no. i like my cock being average and human, thank you

>>33539937
wrong, as in the way they react would be inconsistent with your fantasies?

>>33539942
M, no lmao whai

>>33539918
Foids are definitely worse now.

>>33539945
No. Just like I can't picture liking a woman the way I like a man and vice versa. And that's completely leaving aside the fantasy aspect of the hypothetical.

State sex.
Are you glad you aren't asexual?
I lovw being horny and cumming genuinely so fucking muchhh.

>>33539942
No, that'd make it unusable unless I would became a horsefucker, which I don't want to.

>>33539948
a wise choice
many in the thread can attest to the limitless penchant for treachery possessed by the foid

I think the biggest mistake guys here make is assuming women walk around with a superiority complex thinking they can get any guy they want.
Sure Stacey does that, but she's 1 girl in a class of 40.

Most women are picky exactly because they're insecure and because they're trying to be cautious (with good reason), as they have a lot more to lose to trust a guy and start a relationship than a guy does. (This later is flipped with marriage typically)

>>33539942
I've heard enough horror stories about penis surgery going wrong that I'll just be content with what I've got.

>>33539951
Idk what you're saying. I'm just saying I don't like the idea of sucking cock and looking up to tits. It's the kind of dichotomy I don't like.

>>33539954
No, thanks, Exogeni Corp.
I don’t want to be a cyborg.

>>33539942
Please men, don't get fake horsecocks. Just use dildos on me instead. Real dick isn't worth messing with, it's perfect as is for actual sex.

>>33539880
Yeah, very much so. It broke the Madonna whore complex for me, seeing the absolute worst and some of the best here made me realize they do be people too

>>33539961
Thoughts on pearling?

>>33539949
i wish i could control when it happened
>>33539961
well you certainly are the expert on fake horsecocks
and its true i was mostly just thinking about putting my face on it

>>33539965
>putting my face on it
Like, you wanna fall asleep on a man's horsecöck or what?

>>33539961
No.
Dildo means failure.

>>33539953
Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.

i actually do feel like it isn't impossible my soulmate browses this shithole website, maybe even peeks at this general from time to time.

hi btw. you won't know if it's you, but i want you to be acknowledged just in case

>>33539923
>Would you date a 10/10 girl if she had an horsecock?
Is it horse-sized or just horse-shaped?

>>33539782
>Molly vs acid, better sex drug?
MDMA is a stimulant, LSD is a psychedelic. Stimulants are better for sex than psychedelics.

>>33539771
>how many labubus (trump voice) do you own
None because they look like Jack Black as a Sasquatch in the Tenacious D movie.

>>33539732
>What are you wearing today, and do you think it’s modest?
F
A tank top and some dolphin shorts. Not particularly modest, but I'm at home all day too.

>>33539949
>Are you glad you aren't asexual?
F
Due to autism and CSA, I thought I was asexual until my early 20's. Now I feel like the pendulum swung the other way.

>>33539971
I feel the same, bro…

>>33539960
Exogeni were turning people into Thorian drones, not cyborgs. Way less cool.

>>33539972
>F
We all know it's you avatarfag.

>>33539967
i want to drive my nose into the spot at the base until it comes out
i want him to cum violently with his hips bucking and shy away from my touch because hes overstimulated
i want him to feel guilty and a little ashamed of how horny he gets
i want him to get horny outside and tug at my sleeve with a red face silently begging for me to take care of him and get him back to normal

>>33539975
Don’t bully her!!!!

>>33539972
LSD is a stimulant too, effectively, it's a dopamine partial agonist which is part of what gives an acid trip its distinctive immersive feeling

>>33539654
Unfortunately wasn't thinking straight.

>>33539682
Hot I guess because we didn't do anything about it.

>>33539976
None of that seems to need specifically a horsecock though.

>>33539976
ovulating women need to be bound and put into a closet alone until they finish. even though your fetish tastes are pretty high tier.

>>33539931
its not too sad! at least we have an oulet. i dont have many people on my life for me to enjoy like that so i am happy to have this space

Gender
Last time you took care of someone, or did something nice for them unprompted?
Last time someone did that to you?

>>33539976
Miss, this is an infirmary.
The sex dungeon is down below.

>>33539964
Idk what that is.
>>33539965
Huffing would be an upside, sure.
>>33539968
Fuck no. Dildo means you want to try something different with me before and/or after you make me happy as fuck by having sex with me. It's a halftime show sort of thing.

>>33539949
M
>Are you glad you aren't asexual?
No lmao, it's an inconvenience
>>33539991
M
Uh idk, cleaning the kitchen kek? Depends what counts
>Last time someone did that to you?
I don't remember desu...

>>33539983
i suppose ur right
the animalness of it just adds to the fantasy
>>33539985
in a kinder world, i would chance upon you in the frozen tundra, bind and gag you and throw you in a cave and shove a rock-hard slab of hardbread in your mouth to chew on while i work out my frustrations on you until the storm passes and drop you off unceremoniously by your village, bruised and battered

>>33539991
M
Taking care of a relative rn.
Unprompted: I helped a different relative clean their garage out.

My sister bought me lunch.

>>33539972
>Jack Black as a Sasquatch in the Tenacious D movie.
Can't unsee this now kek
>>33539999
Quads of kindness

men
can you train the muscle that makes your penis bigger

I used to talk with a femanon privately (not from atoga fyi), but after some months she ghosted me. I was never romantically interested in her, so I just was kind of disappointed, but ultimately unfriended her a few weeks later.
I saw a post on 4chan by her months later, specifically calling me out, saying she wants to catch up if I am still around and feel like it.

I didn't contact her again. The last thing I had sent her was a pic from my vacation.

I don't really understand her motivation.
Less so the ghosting and moreso the fact that she did not say anything about having ghosted me and then wanted to talk to me again?
It feels so weird to me, and honestly kind of disignenuous. She had sent me 2 or 3 pics of herself, I have never sent her any of me. So I wonder if she had a crush on me, just never told me.
Thoughts?

>>33539991
Massaged my husband's feet yesterday as we watched a show.
He was very sweet and took care of lunch today because I was too tired (usually I'm the one cooking and he's the one washing the dishes after)

>>33539995
>Uh idk, cleaning the kitchen kek? Depends what counts
if you live there, that's a normal thing, not something nice or taking care of someone. If it's someone else's house (as in you don't live there), then yes that's a very nice gesture.

>>33539971
I have come to the conclusion that I have no soulmate, I will die alone after living a sad, lonely life. Whatever

>>33540000
Thanks, Fren.

>>33540001
you can train a muscle that helps bloodflow but unless the guy was always low bloodflow to begin with it won't make a difference. he could manually dick twitch for someone's amusement though

>>33539922
Say wut
>>33539912
You are really sweet though and I hope you have a great day too :3
Meanwhile my mom just asked me to do more ridiculous favours for her (I spent hours yesterday...), I told her I was sick and she was like "I don't care, what are you a child?"
Idk whether I should just ghost her for a few hours kek (even if she gets mad)
Sorry needed to vent

>>33540001
Yes ive been jelqing for over ten years now. My penis is 9 inches but takes a very long time to get fully hard

>>33539997
>animalness
I see.
You can probably play out something slightly similar if you find somebody who is into roleplaying and likes being primal. Not sure which part you would want to play, but hunter/prey can be a lot of fun. I'm quite dominant in bed, so I enjoy it when we both just fully give into our lust.

>>33539991
>Last time you took care of someone, or did something nice for them unprompted?
When I was in Australia, we went out with some of my fiancée's old friends and her half-sister. There was a young girl, couldn't have been more than 20, sitting in the bathroom and looking like she was about to pass out. I tried looking for the friends she said she was there with, but they had apparently left her. So my fiancée, her sister, and I dipped early just to take her home.
>Last time someone did that to you?
Last time I was sick, my fiancée took time off work to take care of me, even though I told her not to.

>>33540003
>that's a normal thing, not something nice
OK guess I am a useless fuck then
I mean I went to the pub with my housemates yesterday even though I wasn't feeling well and paid for all their drinks cause they only get paid on Friday, does that count?

>>33540004
Me, too…

>>33540004
A lot of men will in this generation. Me too. I'm not sure what I should have done differently because I tried every meme out there.

>>33539979
hence as to why people stay up and trip for 16+ hours

>>33540002
You have to way to know why without asking. Maybe she went to jail, maybe she had something getting in the way of keeping in touch. If she's reaching out, why not meet her part way, even just to ask why?

>>33540012
Yeah that counts as nice.

Holy fuck why do I feel so depressed every time I get off the phone with my mom

>>33540009
CHAT IS THIS TRUE

>>33540019
What does she look like?

>>33540019
Because you resent her and can't openly discuss it with her.

>>33539380
Check

>>33540017
I actually don't have her account information anymore.

>>33539994
Dildo could also be a dp thing.. if you have coordination. Like, you are already inside - shove it in her mouth or somewhere else

>>33540019
because youre not half the man you thought you would be by now

>>33539445
No
But maybe I'm a manchild.

>>33540019
Becsuse you are a grown ass man using sad anime girl reaction images for more sympathy, which is exceptionally pathetic.

>>33540001
You can stretch it with hot water and pulling on it in the bath. It is a muscle, so it does stretch and grow

>>33540020
Die in a fire.

>You can stretch it with hot water and pulling on it in the bath. It is a muscle, so it does stretch and grow
The absolute state of men...

MEN, HAVING THE BIGGEST DICK ISN'T EVERYTHING.

>>33540031
Bitch cracker

>>33539373
Swallow and keep sucking till he's soft
>>33539400
I don't keep tabs open usually. I'll just bring it back up again.
>>33539438
Can't you just cum and it's gone?
>>33539605
Yes
>>33539446
F high school elevator

>>33540013
>>33540014
I am a female, but yeahh. Tis life.

>>33540031
I don't think it works that way anyway.

>>33540021
She used to look like a stacy https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26381610/#q26383216 not so much anymore
>>33540022
Yeah, I don't think she can have an open discussion about anything kek. She always plays the victim. She called me the other day crying about why I never call her. Maybe because when I call her she just talks over me about herself, asks for crazy favours and tells me I'm a disappointment?
Anyway I'll stop spamming about my mommy issues here, idk if any other anons can relate though
>>33540026
Eh, I wasn't expecting to even still be here at this point kek
>>33540028
Lmao
Pic is just a mood, especially as I'm going out now to buy cigs for my roommate with eyebags

>>33540017
Maybe she isn't publicly online anymore? Maybe she had a falling out with some friends and decided to step back from socializing online. But for whatever reason, she gave you an alternativr means to contact.

>>33540031
These are sex haver problems

>>33540033
One does not simply cum when they wake with morning wood and need to pee
Also I don't usually wake early enough before work to do that and have a shower

>>33540031
It's not a muscle, doofus.

>>33540038
Don't reply to me, creep.

>>33540045
What the hell lmao

>>33540043
>One does not simply cum when they wake with morning wood and need to pee
You are just weak.
I always cum in bed before getting up to pee.

>>33540035
Oh, then it's your own choice.

>>33540031
>>33540036
F
I had a bf who let me try it for a while and it does work. And it worrrrrked. I don't care about stuff like that but we were geeked, pornbrained and degenerate losers with no real job so we did dumb stuff.
But 10000% worked and I was surprised. Look it up.

>be creepy
>"What the hell lmao"
zero accountability

Does cumming feel similar to peeing for guys?

>>33540025
Well I've never tried it anywhere but for normal masturbation. It's a shape I wouldn't want anywhere else.

>>33540049
hmm?
I reached out to my crush. I have lots of guy friends but am not going to spend the rest of my life with just anyone. I would like someone who I am compatible with, as a pair. Someone who enjoys my company as I do theirs. Someone I can be silly and have fun with but also have deep, meaningful connection and intellectual conversation.
Im cooked, chat.

>>33540053
No not really

>>33540053
Just as with women; NNot at all.

>>33540053
Not at all.

>>33540038
Why the fuck would you post a toonme of your mom

>>33540051
What happened?

Keeping femanon inside an invisible fence so she doesn't wander into the road.

>>33540060
Because he does anything for attention.
He does not care how filthy he acts.

>>33540031
> refuses to date Sanjay

We know you’re grippysock are on.

>>33540066
Did you have a stroke writing that?

>>33539782
>Molly vs acid, better sex drug?
F. Even with viagra, it would be a struggle maintaining an erection on molly. Sucking a soft penis is fun though. Very intense emotionally and you can communicate more clearly. Acid mindset can be more jumbled, makes it difficult to communicate, and can sometimes make you sad. But you can come on acid and the sensations feel just as good.

>>33540066
Damnit:
Your***
Grippysocks***

>>33540062
no its fine anon ive seen too much please put me back inside the cage with the blanket over it

>>33540061
With his weiner? It was substantially longer after months of stretching.
With him? Too much... he was extremely abusive, we lived in our car etc. That was 2012ish. He was recently in his hometown newpaper for some crazy charges.

>>33540060
For the bants
Not like it is recognizable kek

Men
What makes a woman a loser?

>>33540074
single mom

>>33540051
It made his erection bigger?

>>33540072
Where are you from?

>>33540074
lacks ambition?

>>33540074
If she has a mean-spirited, shallow and judgemental attitude, I do kind of think someone's a loser even if they have a lot of material success

>>33540052
If you're a man alone in public women will think you're creepy no matter what you do, better to just ignore their feelings and go about your business.

>>33539771
I do not own any and neither do I plan on obtaining one.

>>33540074
If she is a total bitch to everyone/nags all the time.
Also, racist.

>>33540074
Im a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

>>33540075
nta and genuine question.
Do most men think this of single moms?

>>33540080
>better to just ignore their feelings
qt does just that.

>>33540076
Yes

>>33540084
Just Americans.

>>33540084
obviously
but men care a lot less about a womans social status than the reverse. most would still fuck or even date a single mom.

>>33540080
Eh actually women have chatted to me before when I've been out alone in public
>>33540084
No, I had a single mom and she worked really hard and I admire her for that
The abuse I admire her less for though

>>33540074
Being avoidant and/or doing hard drugs.
Nearly everything else can be tackled with in some form.

>>33540077
He is from further south than I am.
No specifics.

>>33540072
Interesting I guess I was aware of this with Jelqing but from what I've read it damages your dick.
Also that is wild.
Femanons always have some crazy backstory, and I'm just lame as hell.

>>33540085
When have I ignored people's feelings kek
I might be impulsive and stupid but I don't think I'm a "creep"...

>>33540084
I don't think she'd be a loser, just undateable.

>>33540084
A bit

>>33540087
Right. That was my first impulse.
>>33540088
I thought it inspired empathy in men. Apparently it's just an avenue to exploit her for easy sex?
>>33540089
Fair.

>>33540074
Obsessed with celebrities, doesn't take care of herself physically or mentally.

>>33540096
how is easy sex exploitation?
sex is something both genders enjoy

I hate this neo-american view of sex where its a bad thing

>>33540091
I was just wondering, because I don't want to ever meet either of you irl.

>>33540084
Yeah they ones where the father is still alive.

>>33540099
>how is easy sex exploitation?
It is if you make her believe you're into her for more than just sex. Which men are famously known to do.

>>33540074
Like a man being a loser can take many forms and is highly contextual. A few I can think of
>single mom
>extra points if baby dad can't/won't pay child support
>no bf or husband at 35
>high body count
>hates men but lives off of a man
>engaged in any kind of sex work including Onlyfans
All of these have various "except for-" type of caveats, but most women fitting those categories are losers.

>>33540072
Lived in our car
Huh?

I wasn't talking to you.

>be funny and confident
Ok done. Now when they say “give me your number” or “come back to my place” wtf do I do

>>33540078
That's a good one
>>33540079
I do this sometimes, that tracks
>>33540082
Yeah I can definitely be a bitch and I'm kind of racist
>>33540083
basedyyyyyyyyyyy

My friend separating from her bf whom she has 2 kids with has been extremely blackpilling for me on men.
Men, please give me examples of men being decent (especially in hardship). I don't want to think most men are like this.

>>33540096
>it inspired empathy in men
It can do, I had a crush on a single mom at one job and felt for her juggling work and her kids, it's not an easy life
>>33540108
>Now when they say “give me your number” or “come back to my place” wtf do I do
You comply

>>33540108
STOP JOGGING AND FUCK HER PUSSEY

>>33540109
Cringe!

>>33540109
>I do this sometimes, that tracks
Eh, ime the worst people are the ones who wouldn't acknowledge it or would get defensive if you called them out lol. Thus, you're probs not that bad

>>33540111
F
Why did she have two kids unmarried? Are they white?

>>33540112
>>33540114
How
Like do you just go to the designated sex area and fuck
I don’t get it

>>33540109
I'll fuck the racism out of you with my white cock.

Hey turns out! I have to do the scary things to push through my OCD and it’s normal to be scared and upset during them but it feels like actual torture

>>33540118
Yes they're white.
She found out she was pregnant and she finds abortion extremely cruel, so she kept the baby and bit the bullet. The 2nd one was because dad always wanted 2 kids, and since they were living together already it felt right.

>>33540089
Women have chatted with me and even asked me out in public too, the number of dirty looks and uncomfortable stares I've gotten outweighs that though.

My favorite one of these encounters was a woman who got huffy and came over to me at the gym and asked why I kept looking at her, I explained she'd chosen to exercise right next to the large digital clock while working out and I needed to leave soon. To her credit she was apologetic.

>>33540111
Keanu Reeves

>>33540118
Your Americlap is showing.

I just pooped so hard it cured my atheism. Praise God!

>>33540090
I can avoidant but I don't do hard drugs
>>33540097
Not obsessed with celebrities, but I currently am not taking care of myself physically or mentally
>>33540104
none of those
>>33540109
lmao i didn't realize this board turns onions into based
>>33540115
I am cringe but I am free!
>>33540117
Idk I do take enjoyment out of being cruel sometimes. I am self-aware yet I still do it
>>33540120
that's not how that works

>>33540126
Lmao!

>>33540122
That sucks
>>33540126
I’m European

>>33540122
NTA
I feel sorry for the kids, the parents both sound incredibly retarded.

>>33540118
Based post

>>33540120
I’m not blind, Anon.
No magnifying glass will help, either.

>>33540131
>I’m European
Weird.
Some conservative Eastern European shithole?

>>33540129
Moid hands.

>>33540137
Sometimes I've been called manly but I assure you i'm a natural born woman. Just a loser ofc

>>33540132
She was 19 when she got pregnant, and to her credit, she's one of the most competent techs in our company. She's now 23 and it finally clicked for her that she doesn't have to be miserable with this guy just to appease him.

It's very easy to write off people as retarded, but you'd likely deal with the situation much worse if you were in her situation. She's keeping cool and calm, empathetic towards him, and he keeps getting angry with her because "obviously she's not suffering as much as he is" and says he's doing things for the kids but in the same breath walks into the kids' room to break their toys in his tantrums.

>>33540111
I would suggest looking up feel good stories.
It may be black pilling but unless he's had a recent traumatic brain injury and changed there were always signs he was like this and it's more black pilling that women give those men chances rather than some guy who is mildly autistic.

Why is shota content so normalized around women?
Men get rightfully bullied for loli and shota shit.

If men aren't conscious of their balls when they're walking around or sitting or whatever, how could getting hit in the balls really hurt that much?

>>33540142
>and it's more black pilling that women give those men chances

>>33540143
she doesn't look like a loser to me!

>>33540141
>if you were in her situation.
I would not have a child in the first place, let alone at that age.

>walks into the kids' room to break their toys in his tantrums.
So he is a piece of shit on top of being retarded.
Report him.

>>33540145
Have you not been ITT for the past year? There isn't a single thread where an anon doesn't randomly start a rant against both men and women who do.

>>33540148
>>33540142
>>33540111
It's not really blackpilling
The fact of the matter is, those guys
(including some of the based autist types)
have lower inhibitions and aren't afraid of talking to or approaching women.
One of the biggest autists I knew in school always pulled because he would talk to anyone and everyone. Of course sometimes he "creeped" girls out but it didn't matter bc he'd always have girlfriends and they were pretty and also autistic weebs like him

>>33540084
NAM, but by definition, they are losers.

Femanons,
Can you please post a picture of the most handsome/cute guy you have a picture of?

>>33540150
>I would not have a child in the first place, let alone at that age.
Again, very easy to say when you're not a pregnant girl. Abortion is never neutral, no matter how much men here like to say that "women love abortions!!!".

>So he is a piece of shit on top of being retarded.
>Report him.
Indeed. Now until something is done, she still has to deal with him. These things aren't automatic. Let's not pretend that the system in place is effective at protecting victims. Especially where I live, judges are now giving the custody to the fathers because of "quotas". As in "we need more men to keep the kids!", even if that's not the best for the kids themselves.

>>33540119
>do you just go to the designated sex area and fuck
Idk either desu most I did was cuddle/sleep over with girls
>>33540123
>even asked me out in public too
Damn bro
>asked why I kept looking at her, I explained she'd chosen to exercise right next to the large digital clock while working out and I needed to leave soon. To her credit she was apologetic
Sounds like she ogrereacted but it was a genuine misunderstanding that was resolved
>>33540111
Eh one of my mom's boyfriends for a few years was honestly a really decent dude. He worked in a factory or something but worked really hard. He was always playing with me and my sis and getting us games and stuff and we'd go out together. He was always really nice I can't remember a single time he got mad or whatever. Tbh he was the only guy my mom's dated who wasn't an asshole lol. He put up with my mom's bullshit until eventually it ended. My mom got in touch with him years later and he seems to be doing alright now and makes a living selling sculptures and stuff. Apparently he said it'd be too sad to get in contact with me and my sis again though ):

>>33540156
This anon that posted on /soc/

F
I should have made an egg sandwitch this morning

>>33540149
I know.
But it’s one of those stereotypical moments.
I like the art style, too.

>>33540147
I am very conscious of my gargantuan testes, thank you very much.

>>33540159
Looks like a hispanic discord groomer.

>>33540161
She has a cat and her place is cute and nice.
I am in bed still

>>33540155
F
I kinda fail to see *why*. Sure they're in an unfortunate situation, but I wouldn't consider them losers? Kids aren't a consequence, they're a blessing. ... I cringed saying that, I'm not religious, but having kids is a good thing.

>>33540160
What stopped you?

>>33540152
Actually no, I havent been here for 2 years

>>33540141
>one of the most competent techs in our company
>knocked up by her shitty boyfriend at 19 with two kids
You can have book smarts but not street smarts lol
>walks into the kids' room to break their toys in his tantrums
Y'all called child services or something? That's super messed ): I hope she can get away from him with the kids

>>33540166
>nice
Definitely not with that littered floor.

>>33540165
You sound jealous

>>33540136
Lol are your parents never married too?

I spend a majority of my time on 4chan on /atoga/, it's probably closer to me spending all my time on 4chan here.
How bad is this?

>>33540168
Didn't think about it until I was at work

>>33540172
Oh I didn't notice that
My room's a bit messy too from laundry and stuff

>>33540147
Are you constantly conscious about your kidneys?

>>33540175
No.

>>33540153
It doesn't work that way out of HS, you could describe me as that but I can't get a 2nd date, only a hook up before they realize that when I miss social cues it gives them the ick.

>>33540172
It’s meant to be exaggerated for the vidya.

>>33540073
Can you post a real pic of her body? You can hide the face or take a pic from the back

>>33540153
>One of the biggest autists I knew in school always pulled because he would talk to anyone and everyone
>always have girlfriends and they were pretty
Lol I knew a dude like this, kinda ugly I won't lie and obviously autistic, but really upbeat and social, honestly he was a nice dude annoyingness aside. He always seemed to have a cute gf kek. Whenever I'd agree to go for a coffee or something with him he'd be chatting up all the baristas who knew him and I was just like can we leave dude

>>33540174
Is there cans of Monster in the other corner?

>>33540156
Ok but you are not allowed to get mad.

>>33540154
Are those dried out?
Or just hoarding?

>>33540156
I have a picture somewhere of a guy with dirty blonde hair holding a confederate flag, and it lowkey makes me want to be a slave.

>>33540167
>Kids aren't a consequence, they're a blessing
Idk, my single mom told me I was a mistake and ruined her life kek