>>33621902
>you must be so hot holy fuck...
No, I have air conditioning.

>>33621900
>anon, who's clapping YOUR cheeks tonight?
My fiancée, hopefully. I fixed her car and would appreciate a show of gratitude.

>>33621914
>Is the meal for yourself or?
My fiancée and I. I've got pizza dough, crepe batter, all the ingredients to make my birria, a whole chicken soaking in spiced buttermilk, and bowls of chopped vegetables and fruit.

>>33621957
>For leaning in for a kiss?
I was 12 and sleeping on the bus. I felt the seat shift and saw a chubby Mexican boy leaning over trying to kiss me. What would be your gut reaction in that instance?

>>33552677
>If femanons are so great, why dont you marry eachother
My fiancée is cooler than all of the women here, myself included.

>>33540635
>Nope, the men you choose to date*, tiny brained foid.
Only a quarter of all sexual assaults are committed by former or current partners. Compare that to the 85% of sexual assaults that are committed by someone the victim knows. Meaning 60% of rapes are committed by women's friends/families/coworkers.

>>33540648
>What can a guy say for the opposite effect and let women know he doesn't want s hook up and only wants a gf?
Basically just tell them and then practice what you preach. Some will try to test you by dangling a carrot and offering sex, but it's important to make them know that you don't want just sex.

>>33540660
>Why do women ignore me and not appreciate that I have $300 shoes and $500 jeans and $100 t shirt on
Because you're a retarded consoomer
$500 for jeans? That's dumb.

>>33540684
The badass masculine protagonists were relatable too, that's why you love and miss them.