Thread 33621174

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33615577

Women, can we celebrate new years like this? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756566310859878.mp4

>>33621173
Demoralisation? She's the og chudette

Previous thread
>>33618620
>>33618620

Bit early but whatever.

Hey /atoga/. State gender. How was your week?

How do I look at women in the eye without giving off the signal that I'm horny?

>>33621190
Tell them not to make eye contact with you and slap them if they're not looking at the floor around you or other men

Women
When is it okay for me to send another message after you leave me on read?

a reminder that flat girls are perfect the way they are

How can I get a hot desperate Ukraine gf fleeing her country?

>>33621206
By not being a disgusting feminist simp

>>33621193
uhhhhhhhhhhh

>I made a girl wet
later virgins

post gender, and whether you're an Ea-nāṣir fan or hater.

hate being a failure if a man

>>33621214
Not fond of muslims

>>33621217
Better than being a w*man

Should I do it?

hello male anons

Would you like modern windmills more if they were more like old timey windmills and people lived in them?

POV: your crypto plays paid off, and now you travel the world as a digital nomad with your supermodel gf. You made it.

>>33621229
What's good nigga?

>>33621233
oh thats not a very nice word

>>33621231
Then you die and go to hell

>>33621174 (OP)
Interesting choice of thread pic

Why do women hate men?

>>33621242
we're just starting from 'women bad' right in the OP.

>>33621238
"Nigga" is a friendly term of endearment. You're thinking of "nigger". That's a no-no word.

Femanons, could Captain Jack Sparrow rizz you up?

>>33621244
why do men also seem to hate men?

>>33621220
what's wrong with women?

>>33621241
I will only die after I’m done living.

>>33621229
hi how're you doing today?

>>33621221
Sing in a band? Hell yeah

>>33621245
Explain why it's wrong
Good luck

>>33621229
Shabbat shalom. Wie ghets dir?

Is Quiet mid?
>Banger body
>Chud chin
>Skin problems
>Poor music taste
>Can't speak (+- ?)

What does atoga think? She's mid to me but I'd still date her

>>33621259
Es ist Zeit für Säuberung!
Es ist Zeit für Rache!
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

do you guys like mma?

>>33621259
Shabbat is tomorrow you big dummy

>>33621262
Lower mid.

There are no woman here

I… I just love my thread crush

Why does Dr. House disparage psychology so much when he spends half of each episode psychoanalyzing people? The obvious answer is that he's a hypocrite but that feels like a cop out.

>>33621268
Yes, but not enough to keep up with it.

>>33621273
my thread crush is whoever this was

>>33621276
>disparage psychology so much when he spends half of each episode psychoanalyzing people?
That sounds like 4chan

>>33621269
No, stop making us look bad

>>33621276
he's a noticer not a shrink

/atoga/ has to be the most normie part of 4chan. This place dies every weekend.

so, uh...
what's everybody's take on Hatsune Miku? Think she's cool?

>>33621286
that is a good thing

>>33621286
You still have me, anon

>>33621286
The femanon posters on here are all lazy NEETs with boyfriends (who they hang out with during the weekend)

>>33621286
I'm making dinner.

>>33621282
True...

Who wants to be my gf?

>>33621289
I like her Project Diva games and I like her as a Sega property. I don't really listen to Vocaloid stuff much.

>>33621286
Quality over quantity. As long as namefags stay out this is a good thread.

>>33621289
I've never seen a Japanese IP get whored out that badly outside of fate

>>33621298
Me too
What are you cookin anon

>>33621298
NTA. What are you making?

>>33621303
Me (male)

>>33621281
My thread crush is an anon I talk to semi-regularly

>>33621316
mine is the girl that said she liked sonic heroes

did someone figured out what to do when you are hearthorny?

>>33621323
What is hearthorny?

>>33621323
Neck yourself.

I still think about that time when a (female) friend poked my cheek because I was very depressed and that made me smile, fuck I miss her

>>33621308
Tex-mex
Rice with lime zest, grilled onion and poblano pepper coated in a mix of cumin, chili powder, and garlic powder, ground beef with the same spice mix as well as chipotle sauce, topped with pico de gallo, Monterey jack, and sour cream.

>>33621327
This is why I refuse to date a woman that has male friends. Fucking pathetic orbiter

>>33621330
it was middle school dude calm down

women, how weird (different, not like off-putting) of a guy are you willing to date? could you handle a freakish bf?

(lmao the early general starter might be my favorite troll here. my real thread crush!)

>>33621333
I'm a straight man.
Don't involve me in your sick fantasies

>>33621325
you know, when your heart is horny and not your dick

>>33621326
That would not be very productive

>>33621330
>>33621332
if there was ever an interaction that captures the incel/manoaphere retardation, i think it must be this, fucking lmao

>>33621318
Is this JIMMY :)? kek

>>33621340
no I'm not jimmy, sorry

>>33621338
You act like this behavior doesn’t happen in adulthood and isnt just as pathetic

>>33621316
What do you usually talk about?

>>33621335
i'm not even gay but i will absolutely involve you in my sick fantasies. i've never jerked it to a guy before, and i absolutely will make that you are the first, out of spite alone. you're going to wear a fisting glove like Quiet does in MGSV!

>>33621329
Yum! I love latinx cuisine

>>33621340
What leads you to think that??

>>33621281
That's me!

>>33621286
I just came back from a 90-minute nightwalk. I didn't miss much, I take it?

>>33621342
who honestly gives a shit what you think is or isn't pathetic. infinitely more faggy than fucking guys is worrying about if other guys think you're fucking guys, same deal here

>>33621347
>latinx
Fuck off.
It's not even Hispanic. It's white peoples' improved version of Hispanic cuisine.

>>33621174 (OP)
Z-coded OP
good shit

>>33621356
Are you a white supremacist?

Russia is winning

>>33621351
>I just came back from a 90-minute nightwalk. I didn't miss much, I take it?
That's dangerous.

>>33621276
there is a difference between psychology as field vs. psychology as a concept. the obvious answer is our intuitions about people are separate about our models about how people act
(but those models are often also bad because psychology isn't a serious field, full of researchers who also don't take it seriously)

male loneliness epidemic be like

>>33621363
No.

>>33621365
The world is safe for men. Only women need to be afraid to walk alone at night.

>>33621363
liberalism is a more stealthy and insidious form of white supremacism than actual white supremacism, fyi

>>33621350
hi! how're you doing?

>>33621369
What are you mad about then?

>>33621174 (OP)
Ukraine sent 10 times more women to the front, the numbers are negligible but still

>>33621337
oh, that's funny, i read that as hearth + horny, which i figured meant to be "i'm staying at home on a friday night cuz im a gooba".
anyway i still don't even know what "heart horny" means

I am a male and I am lonely!

>>33621365
Unless you're in the projects, why would that be dangerous?

>>33621340
I’m him. What’s up?

>>33621380
I'm not mad.

>>33621388
Hope you enjoy your meal.

>>33621382
NTA, I'm hearthorny when I'm not thinking about sexual content and instead I'm thinking about lovey-dovey wholesome content like holding hands on a long walk but then LO AND BEHOLD my penis is somehow erect.

Is showering together as hot as it sounds?

>>33621393
You can turn the knob to adjust the water temperature, Anon.

>>33621393
Yeah it's a good time.

>>33621196
Just go for it anon. Sorry if she's only using you for attention and validation

>>33621393
It’s fun before or after sex. Any other time, it’s just okay

>>33621393
Girls never want to shower with me
One had a massive stand in tub and she said its too small
No not like my dick

>>33621402
girls don't even look at me bro

>>33621335
So you're a guy or are you pretending to be a guy, it's can't remember.

haha wouldn't it be crazy if MY thread crush was also doing nothing on a friday evening but getting high and shitposting on atoga about how crazy it'd be if THEIR thread crush was also doing nothing high on a friday evening but getting high and shitposting on atoga?

>>33621390
Thanks. It was pretty good. The peppers were a little under-cooked though, and it could have used a little more lime zest.

is breast envy real?

Bitch dependency is no laughing matter.
Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough even your money.

>>33621409
It is real as in a fetish men have

>>33621407
Yeah because it’s not happening man, maybe you’ll be luckier tomorrow. Stew in your delusions with the rest of us

>>33621410
i'd take that over rotting in my bed wasting my 20s

>>33621393
Happiest sex of my life

>>33621412
well actually i could flag them often if i avatarfagged, but i'm not quite willing to do that to this thread

>>33621418
>>tfw pretending to be a girl
You and every other "fem"anon.

There was a bug inside my shirt after my nightwalk. The #1 reason I need a girlfriend is so we can check each other for bugs after nightwalks.

What's your #1 reason for needing someone?

I got a shot and it hurts :(

>>33621425
That's normal.

>>33621424
because it would make me happier

>>33621415
Isn't friction an issue?

>>33621424
When I was a kid I had a lot of nightmares. I thought one of the main reasons people got married was so that when you wake up from a nightmare you have someone there with you and you aren't alone, scared in the dark.

>>33621424
because a lonely life is painful and I need hugs

>get married
>she instantly loses interest in you
Lmao when will wifeguys learn?

>>33621434
Life is not edging

>>33621434
>none of the wives and girlfriends went
shut up

>>33621432
I'm glad you were able to grow out of your nightmares. Uh, you did grow out of your nightmares, right?

>>33621434
She went to eat Halsey's pussy. He's her beard.

>>33621418
Have you ever heard of Gef the talking Mongoose?

>>33621378
eepy x_x cause it's late
how was your day?

>>33621432
>when you wake up from a nightmare you have someone there with you and you aren't alone, scared in the dark.
incels/chuds out here rawdogging fear and pain
based

State gender.

Why didn't you ever completely sour on 4chan and why do you keep posting here even after how disillusioning and demoralizing 4chan can sometimes be?

Why are you afraid of me? Please explain why won't you confess your true feelings towards me.

>>33621442
No?

>>33621444
it was alright, been a bit sick but nothing too serious though, are you going to bed now? if so sleep well!

Women, getting dicked or getting eaten out? Choose 1

>>33621438
Not really. My wife was the one who told me to reply with that anecdote. She says I have hella nightmares. Apparently I am very active during my dreams/nightmares and so she can tell by my frantic movement, general distress, and sometimes pained or scared noises that I am having a nightmare and soothes me. I have also woken up screaming next to her a few times, lol.

The biggest difference is I don't mind having nightmares now. They have been so pervasive for so long that they don't really bother me. I either sleep through the night despite the nightmares, or I wake up and then just shrug and go back to sleep. No longer do I fear darkness, so it isn't really a big deal to just fall asleep immediatey.

>>33621447
M
because it's the only place i can truly be myself 100%
also i have no social life

>>33621447
demoralizing posts don't work on my I keep coming here just to talk to people

>>33621447
Even though the site is full of people i hate i can mostly speak my mind here without permabanned by some faggot mod

What is the best board?

thoughts on vaginismus

>>33621447
Don't take it so seriously. Most of the people on this website are good people, and it only ever feels otherwise because the bad people are louder.

>>33621461
Rough.

>>33621453
>are you going to bed now?
Yeah, in a bit
> it was alright, been a bit sick but nothing too serious though
Are you sure? You don't need baby-ing? Because I can do that! :p

Women, Im sorry I showed weakness

There is a lonely girl at my local con every year, what should I do with her.

>>33621455
Even though you're okay with it, I still hope someday you'll stop having them entirely. Good luck, Anon.

>>33621460
/pol/ was the best when it wasn't just immigrants talking about US politics, now it's all garbage

>2025
>more than half of men spend their youth sexless and touch starved
>but don't worry, if your career takes off in your 30s or 40s, you can have all the desperate single mothers
>or even if you get someone attractive, you're already old and your emotions are numb from missing out on relationships in your youth

This is why men shouldn't feel bad for rape victims or foids who get beaten by their bfs. They deserve it.

>>33621458
M, I had to learn to interpret the "women don't want you or me because we're losers" bullshit for what it is instead of taking it to heart. I also have family who survived the ravages of ethnonationalist authoritarianism so /pol/shit propaganda doesn't work on me.

This is mostly a place for me to shitpost horny nonsense and ask taboo questions that reverse-engineer the parts of human behavior and societal codes and rules that don't make no fucking sense. .

>>33621455
>so she can tell by my frantic movement, general distress, and sometimes pained or scared noises that I am having a nightmare and soothes me.
This sounds like fucking heaven, holy shit. I really wish that I wasn't doomed to die alone, but hey, that's life. You can't always get what you want o algo

>>33621447
What these guys >>33621456 >>33621458 >>33621459 said.
In addition, bans on 4chinz are a joke and I just unban myself whenever some faggot mod bans me. Also on blue boards I generally deal with less porn than I do on TikTok or Twitter. And there is more interesting and intellectually-stimulating conversation with bright people on 4chan than any other website or app I currently am aware of.

>>33621466
>Are you sure? You don't need baby-ing? Because I can do that! :p
hmm suddenly I'm not feeling so good maybe I do need some babying, could you do that please?

>>33621460
It depends on what your interest is, different boards are the best to different people personally mine would be either /mu/ or unironicly here at /adv/

>>33621478
>/mu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyaqJncjMOI

Femcels would you hate me if I had a bestiality fetish and made you do things for my satisfaction.

>>33621188
M
Stuff happened at work and my concern wasnt taken as seriously as it should have. I guess thats how women feel.

>>33621460
/cgl/ and /adv/. They have the people who act the most like human beings and the least like they are possessed by sentient brain bacteria telling them to shitpost the same 3 racist, sexist, or transphobic meme images over and over and over again. /lit/ can be okay when it's not trolling by people trying to push books by edgelord authors.

>>33621190
Dont be horny

>>33621472
yeah I like shitposting and asking taboo questions too but mainly I just make threads (on other boards) just to talk with random people, I've had some nice conversations with anons that way

>>33621393
>Is showering together as hot as it sounds?
Shower sex sounds hot, but I also want to wrap my arms around a woman, and just hold each other while under the hot water, just relax and feel each other breathing.

>>33621469
Thanks. It really isn't a problem at all though. Weirdly, I rarely ever remember my nightmares despite having extremely vivid dreams when I'm not experiencing nightmares. Something about the nightmares blocks me from being able to remember them, usually.

>>33621214
M
Fuck that conning faggot

>>33621483
>transphobia
you mean common sense?

If I had a white mom I don't think I would have been able to resist her, they have a sexo aura, I dont know people do it with such erotic and mature females

>>33621188
>Hey /atoga/. State gender. How was your week?
F

I got
>Fired
>Raped
>Threatened with eviction
>An ear infection
>Multiple DMs on different accounts from an old stalker who thought he was my boyfriend and wants to "reconnect"
>A flat tire from a neighbor who keeps harassing me and my partner by tampering with our car
>Our cat stopped eating his meals

>>33621221
What the fuck is this?
>>33621229
Hello
>>33621231
I wouldn't have a supermodel gf or travel. I would just stay home and spend time on my hobbies.

>>33621449
It's probably the most absurd, yet entertaining cryptid encounter of all time.

>>33621440
taytay is ours
t. straight white man
you can have gal gadot

>>33621229
Why don't you get a bf already?

>>33621268
No

anons do you shave your beards

>>33621483
>transphobic
Reminder that autogynephilia is the main cause of male transgenderism. And that male transgenders are several times more likely to commit sex crimes.

>>33621481
My first girlfriend was raised by an uncle who made her watch and film it while he sucked their pet pony's penis

>>33621506
Ye

>>33621214
Fan. Nanni was a loser faggot who couldn't settle his debts. Of course you won't get top product if you refuse to pay for the previous good product that you still owe on. Anyone who isn't a subhuman retard can understand that simple concept.

>>33621497
Geez, I am so sorry.

>>33621503
Because she's psychologically autistic.

>>33621506
I trim it short, but I don't shave it off.

>>33621506
yeah, I can barely grow one so I shave it off

Why would a man suggest watching porn together?
The very idea makes me want to punch a hole in the wall. He apologized for ever suggesting it but I'm still pissed as fuck about it.

>>33621506
Yeh

>>33621506
Nope.
Wildman over here.

>>33621481
this means that god didn't want you to evolve into a human

>>33621506
I pick off all of my beard hairs one by one and then glue them to my balls so my genital area looks hairier and more manly.

>>33621517
Maybe he's retarded.

>>33621517
Because he hates you

>>33621506
When I’m not lazy I keep it clean shaven but I work from home now so it’s generally grown out and unkempt

Am i a creep if I like women with big prominent veins in their boobs?

>>33621517
>Why would a man suggest watching porn together?
Because he respects you as a human being and as an equal, and understands you're mature enough to consider the suggestion without getting upset about it.

>>33621510
>>33621516
>>33621519
good
>>33621514
you're almost there
>>33621521
bad

>>33621517
Who is he to you? Just a friend?

>>33621531
I will not shave it. Go away.

>>33621517
Men are emotionally retarded, it takes a while before we even realize one of the several reasons why women don't like porn

>>33621497
>wahh people are nice to me and want to talk to me

>>33621506
Only when it gets too annoying. So about once a month

>>33621506
Every fcking day fcking damn face wires never stop growing itchy things

>>33621534
you back to the jungle, i now ship you with >>33621523

>>33621533
Baby youuuu
You got what I neeeed
But you say he just a friend
You say he just a friend

>>33621531
>bad
Will rub it on you.

>>33621531
I'm also smooth except for my legs and er other parts

>>33621542
Kill yourself.

Why

>>33621517
I've had a woman I wasn't even thinking about having sex with suggest watching porn together
some ppl just wanna share. give it a pass

>>33621548
niggers

I didn't do it on purpose, the janny just decided to ban me for months straight. I know she is mad at me, what to do.

>>33621536
NTA but before I started getting with women my only sexual experiences were as a jack off buddy and butt boy to this very porn brained bi dude who got high every day on ridiculous amounts of phenibut, kratom, and research chemicals.

When I started pursuing relationships with women instead of my fuckboy practice bf who I was mostly doing sex stuff with out of desperation, I had to learn that women were very different from that.

>>33621454
I choose dick

>>33621553
Lies

>>33621540
laser hair removal

>>33621476
Aww, what's wrong? why is my anon all sniffly and terrible? if you show me where it hurts, i'll stroke it and kiss it. let me spoil you

>>33621553
How do you know she's a woman?

>>33621558
That shit is expensive

>>33621558
I'm not into body mods

>>33621557
No anon, I can't believe it too. She probably is gone too.

>>33621564
you will have one less thing to worry about and the pain makes you stronger too

What are some women

Women what would you do if you found out your bf was keeping this >>33621555
from you?

>>33621553
>she

>>33621548
What?
>>33621547
NTA. You mentioned you might have OCD? Have you tried any of the questionnaires for it?

>>33621569
It hurts????

>>33621559
I got all wet because of the rain the other day and now my head hurts *points at forehead* can I get forehead kisses please?

>>33621571
I keep this history from literally no one. I always bring it up if a partner asks me about my sexual history.

>>33621571
i can't read half of that but anal is disgusting and you don't deserve a penis if you have done it

>>33621582
If anal behaviour is gay, do you then consider women who have received anal sex from a man to be gay?

>>33621582
Why

>>33621573
Why do you think I'm that anon?

>>33621517
Did you say you're bi? Did you mention if you watch porn?

>>33621575
depends on the spot but some are quite painful, it gets better in the last sessions though

>>33621497
Please be joking, ha ha.

>>33621506
I can't grow one very well so I shave it, even though it makes me look younger than I am. I'd like to be able to grow a shadow but it never grows evenly. Not yet, at least.

>>33621591
Sadly, no. :(

>>33621585
>>33621586
I didn't say it was gay, it's just disgusting, why are you putting your most precious thing into something like that when she already has what you need and is basically designed for it, it's like you have no self respect
>do you then consider women who have received anal sex from a man to be gay?
i don't really care what other men did to them

>>33621595
NTA. Have you received medical treatment?

>>33621497
All in one week? Good lord. How are you handling it?

I just asked ChatGPT to summarize this thread. Here's what the AI Oracle revealed to me:

The /atoga/ threads have become a semi-permanent microculture within 4chan, especially in /adv/, which is nominally a board for advice. The content of these posts reflects 4chan’s unique blend of anonymity, absurdism, antisocial tendencies, and vulnerable self-disclosure. Several key cultural patterns are visible:
Liminal Community:
/atoga/ operates like a hybrid of a live chat (e.g., Discord/IRC) and a slow-moving, persistent message board, resulting in a space where temporal immediacy meets archival anonymity.
This has enabled users to develop personalities and interpersonal relationships without persistent identity—what we might call "anonymized parasociality."
Anti-normative but Highly Ritualized:
The tone is often transgressive or offensive, but there are clear (if shifting) boundaries, rituals (like beard-shaving conversations), and collective in-jokes (e.g., Taylor Swift references, "she" discourse policing, references to previous anons).
It fosters a culture of edge-lording mixed with surprising emotional intimacy.
Subcultural Fluency:
Understanding the posts requires knowledge of internet lore, memes, gender discourse, and even dark or obscure references (e.g., disturbing personal anecdotes casually dropped).
The space filters for users who are fluent in post-irony, trauma-adjacent humor, and online gender politics.

>>33621593
it's fine, looking younger can only be a plus if you're male

>>33621529
He knows I get jealous though, it's not hard to extrapolate how I'd react.
>>33621533
Boyfriend of over a year. We did talk about porn in our early days but we both got serious and more possessive over time.
>>33621536
It's crazy because just the other week he got jealous at the idea I was watching thirst traps of other guys. I brought it up today and he could suddenly empathize.

For reference I'm not a prude and was a bit of a porn addict in my teens and I have weird fetishes and all that. I just hate the idea of it in a relationship.
>>33621550
Oddly I've had completely platonic friendships like this while single, it's really a jealousy thing. I don't care if my friend is getting off to yaoi gore but the idea of my bf jerking off to other boobs makes me homicidal.
>>33621555
This may be a rare experience.
>>33621588
Yes and yes, but also all this other stuff above.

>>33621595
I'm sorry. I hope your partner is a source of strength and that the two of you can make it through this time together.

>>33621598
>>33621599
I went to urgent care for the ear infection and to a therapist to talk about the rape. My partner and I are also talking about installing a home security camera in case the neighbor tampering with our car does it again.

I enjoy that I'm focused on my craft(s) but I am awfully lonely

>>33621597
>what are condoms??

>>33621604
>"she" discourse policing,
Topkek

>>33621612
you're still putting it there

>>33621605
Eh, I don't think so. But oh well.

>>33621562
>>33621572
I heard her voice.

>>33621579
Sure, you can :* :* :*
And just in case your headache causes referred pain in your teeth, *gives you a peck on the lips*

Millennial men x zoomer women

Men

Do you ever wonder if your elderly, careworn mother shitposts on 4chan and people do not even know they are speaking to an old lady?

Guys I am in this situation but can't say much about because I'll get ban.

>>33621628
no

>>33621632
yes

>>33621631
If you're a 'phile you deserve to get your ass kicked. Piece of shit.

>>33621606
Is it possible he's fetishizing the idea of you getting off to other women? Perhaps moreso than the other women themselves?

>>33621629
No, she is doing my sister's nails. She could do yours too if you were my gf though.

>>33621631
Sauce?

>>33621610
Have you considered having kit done?

>>33621643
Idk

State gender. How did you react when you first saw your neighbor fucking her live-in adult child through your rear window one night?

>>33621627
thanks :)
I feel so much better now!

Are there any elderly mothers in this thread?

>>33621622
Jannies can send you voice messages on the ban screen?

>>33621647
what is an adult child

>>33621654
A basement dweller who still lives with his or her parents instead of moving out like a grown-up should.

>>33621647
>State gender. How did you react when you first saw your neighbor fucking her live-in adult child through your rear window one night?
We have an anon ITT with similar predilections.

>>33621648
>I feel so much better now!
That's what I like to hear ^_^
I'm gonna hit the sack now. Have a lovely night, anon

>>33621506
i stop shaving going into the autumn, and start shaving again going into spring. although my beard is very nicely shaped so i don't have to upkeep it so much, so i think it looks fine.

when i do shave it, i usually style it with a moustache and soul patch cuz it makes me feel whimsical

>>33621654
"Adult" referring to age, "child" referring to relationship.

>>33621661
are you heterosexual?

>>33621659
You mean, that anon is a real motherfucker?

Women is it possible to get force kissed? Or would bite them?

>>33621637
Maybe? But I have doubts since he does see other women as a threat since my last ex was a woman and I'm a very "gay looking" bisexual.

>>33621606
>I brought it up today and he could suddenly empathize.
This is the best way with men, we can understand equivalences.

State gender.

Do you think gays of either sex would actually enjoy prison because of all the free gay sex and love-handling they get from the other inmates? If so why don't closeted or repressed gays commit more crimes so they can get locked up and experience gay prison sex every day?

>>33621611
ah, #relatable

Why do I keep seeing weird flashing colorful lights and hearing groans and shrieks from my neighbor's trailer? (I live in an RV park).

Gtg forever, I won't miss you because I got a new place, hope you be okay.

>>33621184
Bro, what the fuck?

>>33621597
>why are you putting your most precious thing
Aww you think my dick is precious :3
>into something like that
Because is an ownership thing, marks her as yours to fuck all of her holes and she enduring pain to give you pleasure is very hot.

>>33621669
Not a woman but I force kissed a woman once, just grabbed her ass and waist by surprise and started Frenching her real hard. I thought I was sabotaging myself and about to get in trouble for harassment but instead she grabbed me by my hand to go to the forest behind the nightclub we were at and we spent about an hour masturbating each other.

>>33621679
Friday night is party night.

>>33621675
choosing the possibility of having sexual experiences with individuals that probably look insane over freedom is quite something

ARRGGHH I need to shit but my roommate is using the bathroom

>>33621682
You're never coming back to atoga?

Women, has a guy ever leaned in for a kiss when you didn't want to kiss him? How did you react, or how would you if that's never happened to you?

>>33621685
why not penetrate her ears too then

>>33621692
Pace around.

>>33621690
>choosing the possibility of having sexual experiences with individuals that probably look insane over freedom is quite something
NTA but I've done this before outside of prison. My sexual history is with people who could all conceivably be in Arkham Asylum if they were in the world of Batman.

>>33621692
Do you guys have a cat or dog? Take a shit in the apartment and blame it on then

>>33621698
I'm always surprised when I hear that no one on /atoga/, woman or man, has ever had their sexual partner penetrate their ear holes or nostrils? Why are those holes off-limits versus the anus, mouth, and vajagoogoo? (Or foreskin if you're into space docking).

>>33621665
why, what are you offering? :P

>>33621696
turned my head, ended all contacts and walked away

>>33621695
Probably, yeah.

>>33621705
You must sign away your soul to me in exchange for rock and roll stardom and a life full of constant sex.

>>33621698
Is obviously not in the goldilocks orifice size and that would make my caveman brain tingle. Its also has no give.

>>33621672
Are you the femanon with a latina ex?

>>33621710
I bet if a man had a really teeny tiny pecker he could fuck and jizz inside a woman's ears and nostrils (or a man's if that's what he's into). There could be an entire porn subgenre about it, if there isn't already.

>>33621705
nothing, you sound too homosexual

We keeping y'all bitches as forever girlfriends. Rings and wedding ceremonies are for loyal tradwives, not you divorce raping hoes.

>>33621708
I don't think I know you, but that's still a bit sad to hear.

>>33621709
you had me at rock. but who am i constantly fucking? o-or am i being constantly fucked?

>>33621720
Actually, I’m not keeping some online women on 4chan as anything other than people to talk to when I’m bored. You’re doing too much bro

>>33621660
sleep well :)

>>33621710
i don't understand the second part, but would you penetrate her ears if they would be big enough?

>>33621711
This is correct, although I'm unsure if I'm the same one you encountered.
Many latinas out there. Mine was a cute Mexican weeb.

>>33621723
>but who am i constantly fucking?
Barely-legal groupies with huge knockers who have a poster of you in their bedrooms.

Good night atoga

>>33621497
Could any of these things be connected/related?

>sebaceous filaments
Do normies know what this is? Or do they think that my nose is covered in disgusting blackheads? It’s really sad that they’ll literally never go away. It kills me

>>33618791
I'm back

I'm pretty sure she has a bf and is hiding it because she was covering her phone with her hands and I briefly saw her lock screen and there was a dude. She even talked to me about a guy she was talking to online and then prefaced it with 'but he's gay.' The way she seemed so evasive, I didn't wanna confront about it in person and potentially scare her (she's a shortstack and I'm a relatively big dude).

M or F

If you are a product of rape, how did you find out that your conception wasn't consensual? That a bad man put his pee pee in your mommy and traumatically and violently attacked her in order to make you?

Did it change how you feel about yourself?

>>33621721
Don't worry anon. Bye.

>>33621726
Is such a weird hypothetical because I as a man like to penetrate women, women that look like women, if she had ears that could be penetrated by my dick she would look like a woman more like some alien thing. Where would the dick go into? Her brain?

>>33621718
Anyone that uses thoses faces is.

>>33621738
it's her husbando

>>33621718
i'm effectively hetero, technically bi but i have zero romantic interest in guys, and zero desire to fuck outside a relationship. but i can get off to gay things, and i imagine i'm a bit more confortable being feminine than many guys are.

>>33621745
*she wouldn't look like a woman

>>33621745
where does your dick go when you do anal

>>33621675
M
Prison food sucks so that's why.

I was just reading this psycho thriller novel about a woman who imagines Tom Cruise as her husbando.

Is that where the femanon in /atoga/ who was LARPing about being an unhinged Tom Cruise stan got the idea?

>>33621731
pass, i'll marry a certainly-legal girl who i can than show off on stage before each show instead
>>33621746
"those faces" are called emoticons; retard.

>>33621750
Jam it up your poop chute, you know why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lJgFGML12g

>>33621748
heterosexual girls are not really into moustaches or soul patches, if anything they're just trying to be kind. I got this source from the scientists

>>33621527
Eh. Women like guys with veiny arms

>>33621758
Soul patches make me think of religious youth group counselors, English teachers, and YouTubers who try to groom teenage girls into fucking them.

>>33621735
They know, they probably once in a while browse this site and think we're weirdos when in fact they're assholes

Both genders

How exactly do you make a romantic move on a friend?
>just ask them out
But, we "go out" all the time. Sometimes alone too. Idk what else to do.

>>33621764
>No, you see, the nerds who drill peep holes in the women's dorms so they can get off to watching them undress are actually THE GOOD GUYS, it's the normie jocks who are bad!

>>33621766
Ask them out in a more date-coded way, or if you're not comfortable with date-coded, actually use the word date.

>>33621730
>I'm unsure if I'm the same one you encountered.
>Many latinas out there
True. I ask because I recall a femanon saying something about her bf starting to follow latinas on social media, or checking them out irl, (don't remember exactly), and that it was concerning because her ex was a curvy latina woman, and many of these women resembled her.

>>33621741
Be well.

>>33621758
idk whether i like feeling whimsical more or heterosexual female attention and companionship more, i'm not joking and the friction between these two things causes me distress. it might not matter though because i leave my house once a week and talk to no one.

if no het women can get on the same page as me...then i suppose that means i represent a new dimension of sexuality. how cool is that?

>>33621766
M, you have to say "date". Like,
>Hey Paige, seems like we get along, do you wanna try going on a date?

>>33621430
Yeah, but the sheer hotness of it drives me crazy.

>>33621775
anon must be some kind of nordic gnome

>>33621779
What's the best position for it?

>>33621359
Thanks

>>33621767
The jocks have their own issues. With peanut oil and masseuses, sometimes.

>>33621771
Oh no, not me. My bf knows better than to follow insta models, partly why I thought the porn thing would be intuitive. And my ex was more Native/"Asian" looking, including body type.
Does seem like that anon's bf may be getting off to the idea of that though.

>>33621750
Youre not making any sense. How is that comparable?

>>33621687
Why didn't you fuck?

>>33621790
because you shouldn't put your dick in those places, the scientists said so

>>33621787
>The jocks have their own issues. With peanut oil and masseuses, sometimes.
They're hot though

>>33621794
agree

>>33621794
Yeah, that's why every zoomer guy is going to the gym. Damn gyms are always full now. I miss getting to just pick any time of day and have the place to myself

>>33621793
stop being so reddit

>>33621785
My partner was shorter, so I’d fuck her against/into the wall, which required me to squat and go under her. Pretty hot. Thinking about the water going down her tits while she stroked me is a great memory

>>33621798
go penetrate some butts

>>33621797
At least they're not buying the "just be lean" cope anymore.

>>33621781
lmao i unironically thought about getting a gnome hat to wear in public before. its been fun with the clown nose. you're worried about the moustache and soul patch (given what i wear and how tall i am, it's more cowboy vibes than i'm just a silly flamboyant boi~ vibes btw but thats just my opinion) and what the hetties think of that, but i'm more worried about whether or not she'd cope if i brought the gnome hat to the date

S P L A P
M
O
L

>>33621804
i wouldn't want a gnome hat bf

>>33621777
Isn't every instance of hanging out a date though?
Like if we go to a movie, or restaurant, or hiking, what we call it doesn't stop us from making out or whatever

>>33621808
why not

I used to be 235 pounds, and now I'm 225 pounds. Still fat but I'm making progress. That's not fat enough to have loose skin when I'm in shape, is it?

>>33621815
I don't want competition, I don't want every woman we see trying to steal him away from me.

>>33621268
>do you guys like mma?
I'm a casual fan. I'll occasionally catch one of the bigger male fights. But I mostly watch women's MMA. I like to admire the jacked women being badass :3

>>33621268
I like pro wrestling which is kind of related in some ways

Men have you ever scratched an itch behind your balls?

>>33621810
The days when you could spontaneously turn a platonic hangout into a date are long gone, anon. We're not baby boomers, unfortunately.
The kind of girls we date (engineers and shit) want to do a lot of planning and thinking before saying "yes" and going on an actual date, and also they need the opportunity to reject you if you're ugly. So, you gotta ask in advance.

>>33621823
Duh?

>>33621815
same reason why i would never approach a man with facial hair

What time do the women finish having sex? The board is slow af

>>33621826
not a fan of mustache rides?

Do men think A cup women are flat chested? We have a little tiny bit of tits there it’s not like we’re totally flat

>>33621818
what's wrong with a little competition? you think i'd abandon you?
>>33621826
poured a little too much boring into your coffee this morning, presumably?

>>33621829
what the hell does that mean

wrestling is ok

>>33621835
Can I give you a mustache ride to demonstrate?

>>33621174 (OP)
Would you date a woman with only one breast?

>>33621836
No i don't like the sound of it at all
>>33621831
I don't like coffee and i know you wouldn't want to kiss lips surrounded by facial hair either

>>33621838
Yes, and I would sign us up for archery classes.

Why do people always say they want an intelligent partner when most people can barely stand being around people more than 1 standard deviation higher IQ than themselves? Is it just cope where most people overestimate their own intelligence? Or is it just that when they say they want an "intelligent" partner they just mean a partner who isn't much dumber than themself?

>>33621830
Yeah it's fine. I like small boobs as much as big ones.

>>33621841
i wouldn't make you kiss my gnome hat though!!

>>33621846
Small != flat

>>33621845
I am very intelligent so I'd like a girl who is about on my level in that department.

>OP is 50 dead men.
>All the girls are rightly disgusted and don't want to participate in the thread.
>The thread becomes nothing but schizophrenic religious retards arguing.
Wow, great thread, mods.

>>33621845
I have a genius friend who's a lot smarter than me and I only feel insecure during Scrabble matches. I would be fine with a wife who's a lot smarter than me unless she memorizes the Scrabble dictionary too.

>>33621447
M
Despite it all, I think 4chan is a better place than a lot of the internet. I feel more at home posting and being called a faggot and having whatever I'm saying dissected and argued against, than I do getting banned or censored or downvoted to oblivion anywhere else. Your ideas stand on their own and I like that.

And I'll say this. 4chan is the only place where I routinely see somebody saying bullshit, being proven wrong, and then actually owning up. "Sorry about that, my bad anon."

>>33621845
People say a lot of aspirational things to avoid admitting they want a hot or rich partner

>>33621854
>religious
?

>>33621828
>What time do the women finish having sex?
I didn't have sex. I was working on my fiancée's car.

>>33621817
>That's not fat enough to have loose skin when I'm in shape, is it?
It depends on your skin, genetics, and how progressively you both gained and lost the weight. I'm proud of you for taking control of your health, anon.

>>33621696
>Women, has a guy ever leaned in for a kiss when you didn't want to kiss him?
Yes, several times.
>How did you react, or how would you if that's never happened to you?
The first time it happened, I hit the boy in the face.

>>33621675
>Do you think gays of either sex would actually enjoy prison because of all the free gay sex and love-handling they get from the other inmates?
F
No, and I hate this narrative. For one, you're robbed of your rights. No sex in the world is worth that. Secondly, rape is not about sex, it's about power. And it isn't pleasant regardless of what gender or sexuality you are. A gay person could thrive in prison because they would have an easier time selling themselves, but you're still in prison.

>>33621845
>Is it just cope where most people overestimate their own intelligence? Or is it just that when they say they want an "intelligent" partner they just mean a partner who isn't much dumber than themself?
Yes to both. People think they are intelligent and want someone that is on their level. But most people are dumb.

What if we all went out rn like all the foids? Do you think we would see them?

>>33621845
i am a high iq boy, i just like having women that can keep up with my line of thinking

>>33621845
>Or is it just that when they say they want an "intelligent" partner they just mean a partner who isn't much dumber than themself?
Bingo. There is NOTHING worse than being with a complete idiot. You can't talk to them about anything.

>>33621854
i've missed the religious retards

>>33621854
I know right..?

>>33621863
>It depends on your skin, genetics, and how progressively you both gained and lost the weight.
What can I do to mitigate it?

>>33621823
Yes

What happened in here?

>>33621830
Yes. Im retarded about boob sizes I just look and go awoooo internally.

Femanons what are you doing, besides lurking/posting on 4c?
I ask, because Women usually multitask a lot/very well. And no, I don’t mean this in any passive aggressive way.

>>33621838
Sure I guess

>>33621883
what are you multitasking

>>33621880
> Be Me
> See snow beauty
> Awooooga2

My reptilian part of brain is gonna get me bonked on the head.

It's pretty late and I'm kinda beat from this week. Should I pass out or clean up and try to mingle with strangers?

>>33621883
Watching the ending of a show

>>33621876
I farted.

>>33621874
>What can I do to mitigate it?
Don't lose weight too quickly, build muscle to fill out, and stay constantly hydrated. To see if I missed anything, I googled it and it said these three things in this very order. I might be an AI.

>>33621883
>Femanons what are you doing, besides lurking/posting on 4c?
Listening to an audio book and prepping ingredients for cooking this weekend.

>>33621887
M (OP)
I am just cleaning my room.
Thinking of what to sell on FB marketplace.

>>33621571
Feel sad that he was retarded.

goth girls are out getting their cheeks clapped by chadlet

anon, who's clapping YOUR cheeks tonight?

>>33621571
You're in the closet homosexual stop giving people stds

>>33621895
>prepping ingredients for cooking this weekend
you must be so hot holy fuck...

>>33621892
Sleep is always more important.
Your heart and brain will thank you.

>>33621900
M
The cool air in my room.

>>33621900
i am about to spend two hours with myself alone and zooted, melting my brain via prostate. see ya, faggots!

Women, have you ever made a guy cum without touching his penis

>>33621883
You know exactly what I am doing currently.

>>33621895
Is the meal for yourself or?

>>33621911
stfu retard

men have you ever made a girl wet

>>33621913
Yes, but besides shitposting, lulz.
Wait.. are you listening to Charlie again?

>>33621919
Possibly once

>>33621447
M
I have soured on this place. Dunno why I keep coming back.

>>33621919
No.
Im invisible to all Women.

>>33621919
yes! involved a gnome hat, of all things.

>>33621919
I've made probably 10-12 women cum.

>>33621925
M
Same. But I think JUST coming to ATOGA only has made me less bitter.

>>33621845
I mostly enjoy the eloquent speaking intelligence dudes because they know how to have nice conversations and write nice things. I do not enjoy mega autistics that have an information fixation and if you don't know anything about their shit they talk over you, or call you stupid, or exclude you from asking other questions about it.

>>33621893
Binge watching, or have you been keeping up to date?

>>33621928
how

>>33621929
Really I mostly hate these people and only come here when I'm completely trashed and not ready to sleep yet these days.

>>33621931
True… true.

>>33621919
Yes, just kissed her and had my arms around her for a long time and just wait.

>>33621934
I'm actually quite handsome, charming, and muscular.

>>33621933
Both

>>33621938
Oh…

klonoa and haagen dazs

I do magic tricks but I've heard girls think magic tricks are lame.

>>33621945
I love klonoa!!

What makes women sexually attracted to men? Which ones are universal and which ones are specific to the woman I'm 5'6" but with a decent face, so trying to see what I can do to actually make women attracted to me.

>>33621863
>I hit the boy in the face
For leaning in for a kiss?
Every time you post, I find another reason to dislike you.

>>33621951
Bro everyone thinks magic tricks are lame except kids and drunk people.

>>33621447
m
i am not super old, not super young. been on the internet for over two decades, shit has changed a LOT, and not for the better. chan culture has changed, but it's also stayed the same in a lot of ways. it is a remnant of a time long dead, and is a digital home of sorts.

the reason why you find 4chan demoralizing and disillusioning is because you came here after old internet culture fell apart. allow me to introduce you to a long lost value: the internet is not serious business.

>>33621951
Depends. Card tricks, probably just too vanilla.
Women prefer mysticism and astrology… and energy crystals, lol.

>>33621919
At least two in person, and several more via text.

>>33621902
>you must be so hot holy fuck...
No, I have air conditioning.

>>33621900
>anon, who's clapping YOUR cheeks tonight?
My fiancée, hopefully. I fixed her car and would appreciate a show of gratitude.

>>33621914
>Is the meal for yourself or?
My fiancée and I. I've got pizza dough, crepe batter, all the ingredients to make my birria, a whole chicken soaking in spiced buttermilk, and bowls of chopped vegetables and fruit.

>>33621957
>For leaning in for a kiss?
I was 12 and sleeping on the bus. I felt the seat shift and saw a chubby Mexican boy leaning over trying to kiss me. What would be your gut reaction in that instance?

>>33621955
A lot of shit related to strength and dominance, which is too complicated and situational to get into, but long story short, just do shit that makes you look good in womens' eyes.
That stuff is almost 100% universal

>>33621958
That's not true. Slight of hand is awesome. Sometimes magic tricks can be funny, sometimes they're mysterious. I think it's just a cool art form.

>>33621941
what is your facial and body hair situation

>>33621945
This but Sonic Adventure and chili

>>33621447
If it wasn't for this, I'd be stuck only talking to normies and feeling like the only crazy person on a planet of NPCs. It's nice to talk to fellow nutjobs who also struggle to act human and cope with the modern world.

>>33621952
Me too! :o
>>33621951
Eh, you'll get mixed reactions. I only know 3 tricks but if you do them spontaneously instead of announcing it and making the trick a big deal, you'll get good reactions, at least in my experience.

>>33621962
Women absolutely do NOT prefer mysticism, i've not once ever seen a girl attracted to my mystical beliefs

>>33621969
El zilcho. I have no chest hair and have never been able to grow a beard. I have a babyface though.

Women
What went wrong in your last relationship?

>>33621966
Pizza… the universally loved meal.
Hell yeah.

>>33621922
Yeah

My all time favorite prank is to start speaking Dutch to drunk people. It always throws them off in a way Spanish, Russian, Arabic don't.

>>33621987
devilish

>>33621979
good keep going

>>33621980
No.

>>33621976
Are you sure?
I thought yoga enjoyers are like that?

Maybe I am mixing Mysticism up with like… Witchcraft, Fables, or something, lmao.

>>33621986
Well, at least you’re consistent and honest.

>>33621975
>Me too! :o
I 100% the first game last year and beat the super hard secret level also the ending always makes me sad :(

A cute woman hugged me today (unprompted), and instead of simply appreciating the kind gesture, my mind immediately fixated on how amazing her boobs felt squished against me (she's rather busty). No, I didn't get hard, or attempt to prolong the hug. But I still wish I could be more of a gentleman about such things. Can anyone here relate?

>>33621991
if you had dated me instead we would be married by now

>>33621988
>>33621988
>>33621988
New thread with less autistic OP.

Look at me.
I am the captain now.

>>33621999
If we didn't feel such strong sexual urges for womens' bodies the species would already be extinct

>>33621991
Cool thanks for sharing

>>33621993
they like pretty crystals and silly rituals, they don't like reading scripture, meditating on koans, listening to the voices from between, or the way a man become untethered when he gets properly clued in.

>>33622002
We probably wouldn't be. I have extremely high standards for going along with a legal monogamy contract.

>>33622002
do it then

>>33622010
>reading scripture, meditating on koans, listening to the voices from between, or the way a man become untethered when he gets properly clued in.
Sounds like some fag shit

>>33621980
>What went wrong in your last relationship?
He refused to mature and made disparaging remarks about certain marginalized groups that I happen to belong to. Being told you're the exception isn't the compliment some people think it is.

>>33622010
Ah. Makes sense.

>>33622021
it is okay. i have found better companionship in the stars than i have with women. women have been replaced for me

>>33622026
Smart gal.
And I mean that honestly.

>>33622002
>>33622018
Now kiss

>>33621997
oh that's funny, I 100% it for the first time last year too
>the ending always makes me sad :(
yeah :( I lost my grandma who I was really close with, lived with and was taking care of around the same time and the ending of the first game had me bawling lol

>>33622038
*mwah*

Women, how many bfs have you had?
What made you keep wanting to see them after the first date?

>>33621830
From what women have told me the number relates more to the actual volume than the letter
For example a 38A is definitely not flat

How much of a red flag is not having social media?
This chick I was talking to got weird about it like I think she thought I was lying but I genuinely hate that shit
I also want to get a flip phone

Femanons, outfit status?

>>33622064
The number = how fat the girl is
The letter = how much they stick out on top of her fat

>>33622070
velour track suit that dsyd 'juicy' across the butt but i look like carl from aquateen.

>>33622056
wait no you're a man aren't you?

>>33622070
vintage midthigh blue tight double plaid skirt with gradated 4" slit and tight breathble 'kim possible-esque' turtule neck log sleeve crop top and white nike socks and white platform sneakers topped with thin tain weather breaker in 3xl swollowikg me whole. big glases cuz im lit blind af

>>33621955
Glenn Danzig was shorter than you and women went berserk for him in his prime

>>33622075
only in my heart

>>33622078
NTA.
Damn, im barely taller than him. But he has/had good looks and skill.

>>33622077
>>33622074

Hi

>>33622086
This is the static age we live in, breathe in.

Should I talk to my therapist about my sexual/social frustrations? I've been seeing her for seven months but we haven't talked about anything substantial.
I feel really sexually inferior due to my virginity and it's driving me to suicide, but I don't know if I can tell her that because
1.) oh no ur suicidal off to the hospital with yew
and
2.) im not a sex therapist im sorry this is inapropro

>>33622091
>Should I talk to my therapist about my sexual/social frustrations?
Yes

>>33622088
the moon is beautiful tonight

>>33622091
Man, you need to switch therapists, then tell the new therapist about that.
Seriously, that woman's been taking your money for 7 months and can't manage to gain your trust yet? Get another therapist.

So the mods get all autistic if I post memes but ya'll are fine with literally dozens of corpses on the front page.

Gay, jannies.

>>33622033
>Smart gal.
Thank you

>>33622070
>Femanons, outfit status?
Dolphin shorts and t-shirt

>>33622105
Sounds cute

>>33622104
I got a warning for posting in German.
It was a south park quote.

>>33622077
Damn, you sound pretty as hell.

>>33622113
>German
Stupid language only good for flipping out on people

I suggest femanons open wide

Hi femanon, I'm your stalker. I love looking in your window at night. God you look so good in those panties.

>>33622075
ehh fuck it
*mwah*

>>33622125
youre not. dont lie.

>>33622131
whoops this was meant for >>33622080

>>33622143
He’s underneath your bed, drawing pictures of unicorns.

>>33621747
idk but she doesn't have any brothers

I talked to some bros and they said I shouldn't ask since we're just talking and hanging out as friends right now. And that there's no reason for me to ask yet nor anything for me to gain beyond coming off as clingy. I guess they're not wrong.

The femanons still haven't returned...

>>33622177
Beauty sleep phase.
It’s the twilight period of AyyTooGah.

Men of /atoga/, which of these two girls would you marry? Assume both are virgins and sex isn't immediately on the table.

>A
>She looks like the girl of your dreams with a 10/10 face and your ideal bodily proportions/figure. She draws attention wherever she goes and you'll be the envy of every guy who sees you two together in public. She's well-educated and street smart, a complete social buitterfly, and has a slew of skills and talents. She shows signs of both romantic and physical/sexual interest in you, but you'll have to put in a lot of effort to be more than just friends. Your children are guaranteed to be attractive and talented assuming you aren't the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Her hobbies and interests are the complete opposite of yours and will only show willingness to acclimate to yours after you've proven yourself. She doesn't come from money and won't settle for anything less than a successful man who she can be the power couple of the town with.

or

>B
>An average, maybe even below-average girl with a homely complexion. She's not conventionally attractive, but she isn't ugly either. She's chubby to the point where she's bordering obesity. Though she's on weight loss medication like Ozempic and acknowledges she's overweight, she's not exactly putting in the effort to work out. Without the fat, you could see her going up to as high as maybe a 7/10. As for her personality, you and her have immediate chemistry. She's genuinely kind, considerate, and a complete riot with her sense of humor. You find her easy to talk to and there's never any pressure to be anyone else other than yourself. It's blatantly obvious how into you she is- she wants to see you as often as possible, but knows to give you space when you need it. Her family is wealthy and she's always either paying for her own stuff/splitting the bill and never expects you to get her anything. You two share a great deal of hobbies and she wants to know more about what you love to do/watch/play/etc.

>>33622217
tl;dr
B

>>33622217
Both sound like they'd be grating to deal with longterm.

women stop it with the "talking with your eyes" thing with the :| face you look dumb and stuck at age 16 I know you've seen it in 1.5 million tiktoks you've scrolled through until your brain leaked out your nose but you still have it in you to evolve beyond copying the last ethot you saw when you still had braincells. I believe.

>>33622217
Easily B.

>>33622217
B no question, but I wish she wouldn't use Ozempic and I'd want to pay for our dates even if she has money. Also, if she does end up getting really fat, it's going to make the relationship difficult and will probably lead to us breaking up/divorcing. Also, if she doesn't want kids, it's not going to work.

>>33622217
B
Ozempic use is a bit of a red flag, but feeling like you need to perform for someone (A) is not healthy, it would eat me up. Also if she's a 10, I would never quite compare to what she's used to, and that would suck.

I know I'm supposed to say A, that's the nietzschean Chad option or whatever, but I've tried a relationship like that before where you are the lesser reaching up, and it never feels like home with her.

>>33621289
She's very cool :)

men, just letting you know, if you want charisma, go to war.

all of the guys ive seen whove seen shit during the bush wars have one similarity:

nihilism. like the actual kind. nothing bothers them.

whether its the tired nothing bothers them, or the endless happiness nothing bothers them, they arent stuckup. unlike i.e a lot of 4channers that are so focused on things being 'just' and 'fair', well broken in war veterans dont care about concepts like being stuck up or caring about concepts that aren't pure utility.

Men
Is it bad that I'm boring?

That other thread got deleted because it was so horrible, right?

mods woke up

Wow

It's over, our thread won

>>33622315
Based!

>>33622314
Aw but I was just about to learn what a man cave is

>>33622311
I like boring girls

>>33622322
In that anon's case, it means his childhood bedroom that has a desk and tv in it.

>>33622311
Why do you think you're boring?
>>33622322
It's his anus, anon

>>33622311
No. It's probably a good thing, as long as it doesn't mean you can't express yourself.

>>33622310
You're Rhodesian?

>>33622311
All women are boring

>>33622327
no im american military. ive seen pic related time and time again. hardship cracks one's ego into little pieces, and it enables such good charisma.

>>33621999
>A cute woman hugged me today (unprompted), and instead of simply appreciating the kind gesture, my mind immediately fixated on how amazing her boobs felt squished against me (she's rather busty). No, I didn't get hard, or attempt to prolong the hug. But I still wish I could be more of a gentleman about such things. Can anyone here relate?
Stop being uptight

>>33622323
What do you like about them?
>>33622325
>Why do you think you're boring?
I don't ever do anything risky or embarrassing

>>33622327
kek i just realized why youre asking. i was referring to the war on terror.

>>33622331
Which bush war were you referring to?

>>33622337
>>33622339
Oh, George Bush's war. Lol.

>>33622322
I said, before the thread was deleted:
It is a personal space for the Man in the house. Usually a customized office or basement for gaming, movie theatre or hangout for poker/pool.

Women like to poke fun of us and say we hibernate there like bears or something.

>>33622339
That's another term for the great emu war that Australia lost.

Why did I ever let my mom talk me into going back to college? This shit sucks.

the best feeling ever is realizing why it would have never worked with an ex. It finally clicked and I am thankful to the universe and GOD that things broke apart with that “ex”

>>33621229
M-Me?

>>33622344
>>33622322
And the game i am trying to play is called Die Young. It’s like a Dying Light B tier game, but without zombies.

>>33622348
>>33622350
Why are we reposting non questions from the nuked thread?

>>33622350
Its a horrible feeling for me because the feelings and everything were there and I like loving someone but I can't force them to live a life they don't want I miss him

>>33622070
Salmon pink straight pants with suspenders. White long sleeved shirt. Hair in short braided pigtails. Full makeup. Round glasses
Tips to other women; if you wear masculine, contrast with feminine

Women whats your pre-sleep ritual?

>>33622357
Shad up, AI spammer.

>>33622357
Sounds cute

women do you do this irl?

>>33622348
Did you even read my answer in the other thread?
HOW RUDE!

>>33622344
Ah.. Are women allowed? And if you both play vidya and stuff you’ll both be in the basement all the time?

>>33622358
First I brush my teeth
then I shower and wash my face
Then I do skincare
Then I do my hair
Then I put my pajamas on
Then I drink somewater and watch youtube until I'm asleep

>>33622335
>I don't ever do anything risky or embarrassing
Most people don't lol. What is it that bothers you about be boring? Do you feel unfulfilled with whatever it is you spend your time doing or are you more concerned about other people perception of you?

>>33622369
me being a guy who works extra long hours:

melatonin
shit
brush teeth whilst showering
pat dry
skincare
put on clothes for tomorrows workday

>>33622360
No. My English is not the best, typing it out and see how close I get with the picture helps a lot
>>33622361
Thank you

>>33622369
>Then I put my pajamas on
people actually wear pajamas irl??

>>33622368
Yeah, of course. But usually it’s a place for “the boyz” to have their moment away from wife/kids for a few hours. Usually, anyways.

It’s not just gaming though. Some guys are really creative and make room/basement that look like something that an entire house could be.

"Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"

people that say this need to be shot in the back of the head now that've experienced love and lost it I'm more miserable than ever

>>33622371
No I love being boring but apparently people hate that

>>33622358
Brush teef
Wash facce
Take off pants
Pee
Take glass of water to bed
Take lavender oil and histamine blockers
Lay in my bed scrool on my phone until I pass out, sometimes if scrolling on my phone makes me horny I masturbate before falling asleep

>>33622377
Wdym

>>33622375
LULZ…
Whatever you say, smol.

>>33622382
>sometimes if scrolling on my phone makes me horny I masturbate before falling asleep
dont you have to pee again after that?

>>33622380
just learn to enthusiastically ask about the other person then work off of whatever they mention. like if they go 'yeah i bought a new tshirt today' just keep talking about fucking tshirt designs or decaling or whatever the fuck. you dont have to like what you talk about. if he says he had a drink yesterday list all of your experiences with getting shitfaced. if he says he paid his car insurance describe all your driving stories.

>>33622335
>What do you like about them?
We can actually relax, I don't have to worry about her getting hurt, we can spend more time together than in groups, lots of reasons.

women how often do you masturbate?
also 2nd question... tomboys, how often do you masturbate?

>>33622382
Damn gurl, you don’t change your panties?

>>33622387
Nah

>>33622378
Okay. It makes sense to me. I have a room dedicated to clothes, makeup and streaming, so I have a woman cave?

>>33622392
Sometimes multiple times a day, sometimes only once a month

>>33622392
Around once every two or three weeks.

>>33622377
Women look cute in pajamas

>>33622385
i dont think i know anyone that actually wears pajamas to sleep.

>>33622398
>>33622399
answering 1st or second question?

also women, what do you masturbate to? if your imagination, what do you think of? if media, what kind of media?

>>33622393
Noo
If they get too wet I just take them off and sleep like that

>>33622388
I don't get shitfaced and people find that offensive

Women i still haven't gotten over lil peep's death

>>33622402
Arre you all just naked?

>>33622406
okay it can be anything else are you not picking up whati m saying dude

also stop hating people. this is your first issue. assume the best of most people.

>>33622382
>kinda hoping it's one of those nights

>>33622403
First
But I guess it depends on what you define as tomboy
>what do you masturbate to?
Varies a lot, imagination, porn, talking about lewd stuff online
>if your imagination, what do you think of?
Whatever turned me on and gets me off in that moment
>if media, what kind of media?
Porn or pics/vids I got sent

>>33622392
Every day, not tomboy

>>33622397
Yeah, I don’t see why not.
My Man Cave is not elaborate though, what I want to include is too expensive.

>>33622407
Get a face tat
>>33622412
It might be

Do women masturbate more or less when in a relationship?

>>33622392
>>33622403
You should've asked how often they masturbate tomboys.

>>33622404

*wipes forehead*
Oh.

>>33622411
I don't hate people but yea I think I try to hard for them to like me

>>33622419
I masturbate more when I have a guy to be lewd with, my horny is very much reactive

>>33622415
NTA. Have you already had your daily?

>>33622380
What do you spend all of your time doing?

>>33622423
Das rite

>>33622416
Like what??

>>33622409
>Shower before bed
>Put on regular home clothes
>Sleep in regular home clothes. Maybe take off pants
>Wake up
>Change clothes to go to school/work
>Come home
>Put back on regular home clothes until its time to shower again
Thats how i've always known

>>33622429
I do my hobbies and a lot of self maintenance, I like to sleep early, exercise, eat well and take supplements, drink water, not do anything exhilerating

>>33622434
My pajamas are just old big clothes and special sleep shorts but I do have some pajama sets when I want to be fancy

Femanons, has /atoga/ ever made you horny enough to masturbate?

>>33622428
No I won’t until late tonight

>>33622439
Probably

>>33622439
yea

>>33622439
Haha no

>>33622425
okay girls i take it you do masturbate basically as often as men.

makes sense. because yesterday a girl colleague basically locked eyes with me for a while then went out of her way to find me in the morning. i cant imagine that occurring other than her maybe masturbating about me lmao. im so narcissistic.

Women, do you agree?

>>33622432
Well, a bar would be nice (wayyy too expensive).
A professional poker table. And some high end speakers for the movies/gaming stuff.
Maybe some ambient lighting system and comfier chairs/couches…

If I had a GF/Wife, maybe a massage chair for aches and pains.

>>33622414
Who sends you lewd stuff?

>>33622445
>>33622446
>>33622448
All three possible answers

>>33622452
Yes

Once you reach norwood 2 hairline as a man you're no longer allowed to be sexually submissive, I'm sorry but your twink era is over.

>>33622454
discord groomers

>>33622403
>answering 1st or second question?
1st question.

>what do you masturbate to?
Usually imagination.

>if your imagination, what do you think of?
Some guy going at it on me.

>>33622448
>>33622446
>>33622445
Sisterhood moment!

>>33622441
Have fun!

Should i take a job where i would probably have to commute about 1 hour away everyday?

>>33622457
Being bald and trying to be dominant is even worse
Just shave it off and wear a wig baby girl

>>33622462
Sure, commute can be comfy

>>33622446
Do you remember what it was?

>>33622453
That sounds amazing, kinda like a sport lounge. I would be there all the time playing vidya and watch baseball on the big screen. Future gf/wife will be happy I’m sure

>>33622459
NTA. What's your favourite position to imagine yourself in?

women are you jaded about men?

>>33622471
You got the right idea.

>>33622474
No

How many atoga anons and femanons have passed away?

Since we're horny posting.

Women, have you ever used a Strapon?

>>33622478
How tf would we know brianlet

>>33622481
Yes, but only once

>>33622368
The boomer and gen x stereotype is that it's a completely off limits area for their nagging wife.
Doesn't really apply anymore because a lot of women these days actually like sports, games and nerdy hobbies.

>>33622478
I think people who aren't super old or young have about a 1% chance of dying per year.

>>33622484
Was it not your cup of tea?

>>33622484
.. on a Femanon right?

I spend an embarrassing amount of time thinking about some anons from here.

>>33622492
Just never got to it again and at some point I threw it out

>>33622493
No
>>33622494
Which ones?

>>33622375
>My English is not the best, typing it out and see how close I get with the picture helps a lot
You did great btw.

Women what are you trying to get better at?

>>33622498
Being hot

>>33622496
>Which ones?
My secret crush.

>>33622435
Maybe the way you talk about your hobbies or really anything you do could use some improvement. Learn to tell stories and make the most mundane thing seem slightly less boring. I had a similar issue as you a long time ago but I became more conscious of the way I would speak and over time, I was able to improve myself and come off as less "boring". The saying "it's not what you say but how you say it" is very real

>>33622494
>*gangbangs you*

>>33622501
Spit it out

>>33622474
No

>>33622506
I have decided against it after seeing >>33622505

>>33622482
>brianlet
Kek.

>>33622504
That's it, bend over

>>33622510
Oops. In my defense, you said anons plural.

>>33622481
No, I would though.

>>33622511
Brian is my secret thread crush

>>33622496
Lucky dude honestly>>33622517

Girls are like
>Let me ruin your life
I dont want that :(
I want a girl thats nice to me

>>33622488
Oh wow, that’s very sad.

>>33622517
You should be besties with the Chadlet Stacy

>>33622521
weak *spits*
>>33622520
he is done for

>>33622488
All women need to do now is drop awful TV shows like Big Bang Theory and there might be total harmony among both genders.

>>33622517
>Brian
>The Dog
You just know?

>>33622512
Dem’s fightin words, lil missy!

>>33622523
no thanks, she is weird

>>33622497
Thank you! I’ve been watching South Park hehe~

>>33622524
>*spits*
In a degrading way or a loving way?

>>33622529
and I will win
>>33622528
no, shoo with your icky fetish

>>33622498
Making time for dating

>>33622534
both

>>33622488
This, I forgot to mention originally.
Thanks, Anon.

Oh, I forgot, people do board games now, and even elaborate dungeons and dragons. Hollywood celebs started jumping on this.

>>33622524
>he is done for
You only used it once because you completely destroyed him?
Still lucky honestly.

>>33622531
Don't lube Satan's butthole.

Women would you enjoy sitting there?

>>33622516
NTA.
I kinda want to be pegged. I don't think I could ever bring it up though.

>>33622550
>the cuckqueen chair

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33622310
>the endless happiness nothing bothers them
I love when I get into this mode. Managed to get to it (part-time) just by having me and my life pushing my shit in.

>>33622550
M
Hey! That's my spot. You can't just offer it to someone else!

>>33622551
Sorry in my mind strap-on is for women. I wouldn’t want to do it to a guy

>Femanons are back
So how was the sex?

>>33622558
Meh, I don't blame you.

>>33622558
Would you use it to double team a girl with a guy?

>>33622542
yes, we were too lazy to use toys after that, so I just used my fingers
I should do it again

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>>33622566
do not redeem it!

Girls: Feelings on anal toys? Gf is curious to try and I don't know about it. She wants me to get something and has mentioned beads, so I was wondering about that or a plug.

>>33622566
Not today (or ever), Mr. FBI.

Some nigga said "Do not redeem it"

>>33622566
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>>33622564
You can reach the prostate with fingers? Huh, the more you know.

>>33622575
>>33622566

Don’t DEW It!