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>>33548369 (OP)
Don't start new threads on page 8. Can't you read?

>>33548369 (OP)
*sigh.*
OP pic is from a JJK OC incest comic. which i liked a lot. i really need a boyfriend.

Women, do you have a FWB?

>>33548391
i don't have a friend to begin with

If only my boobs were that big

>>33548388
>i need a boyfriend
cute but also picrel
>jjk oc incest comic
okay but what character is it even supposed to be? toji?

>>33548369 (OP)
Cumming in women seems to bring them peace.

>>33548383
>Don't start new threads on page 8. Can't you read?
Can you???

>>33548369 (OP)
7th you should love flat girls

i love my chadlet bf

femanons would you date a chadlet?

menanons would you date a giraffemme?

>>33548388
Maybe, but the shirts are a recycled meme

Men please go on Tinder in a month with me

>>33548388
wtf, they're siblings?
>>33548409
>menanons would you date a giraffemme?
hell yeah

>>33548409
>menanons would you date a giraffemme?
absolutely

>>33548409
>menanons would you date a giraffemme?
Why would I date a woman who is disgusted by my existence?

>>33548413
Are you going to hookup with me?

>>33548413
no way fag

>>33548405
Making a woman orgasm tends to make them subservient. I don't understand why it does but I'm happy that that's the case.

>>33548413
your desperation is incredibly off putting you know.

>>33548420
that's every woman, though. (You), specifically, are undateable

>>33548404
yea. i think she's supposed to be his daughter. or the girl version of that black haired guy with the animals? are they related? in my defense i just think the art is really good. there's like a ton of one-off pics where they have matching outfits (like sailor uniforms, like actual military, etc) which is cute too

>>33548428
Do women hate men?

>>33548404
also shut up die 100 times in a row etc i forgot to be mad because i was excited to talk about it

>>33548430
errrmuhhgawd i love matching outfits

>>33548400
>Thats great. Because ultimately sex and physicality are just expressions of your romantic emotions, such as desire, towards a woman. Guess what happens if you just leave that part out.
Exactly. Sex without emotion is masturbation with an unattractive meatbag.
>At the point where you are "comfortable enough" absolutely every woman in the world is already as dry as a desert, any potential inetrest into you safely evaporated.
>And even then its just going to be a practically sexless teenie relationship with lots of handholding and ice eating until everyone gets so bored they look for someone else.
That's the problem. I'm fine with sexless relationships that could change but everyone else isn't, so fuck it. If someone comes along that jives with that then I'll go for it. If not then nothing will change.
>Yeah maybe try acting like you own a functional dick for a change?
Fuck you that's just how I am.

>>33548434
no. i love men

>>33548444
But I heard a rumor that women hate men

>>33548446
It was a misunderstanding. Only short men and average men are hated, but real men aren't hated.

>>33548430
if the OC is the daughter of Toji then yeah she'd be a sister or gender bend of the black haired guy with animals (Megumi)

I came 3 times last night
AMA

>>33548452
yea she's 'gumi' so. probably him. i never finished the show.

>>33548453
M or F?

>>33548446
that's because you read 4chan posts and believe them, because you specifically are stupid

>>33548436
its okay femcelanon, even if you're stinky i still love you
mwah~

>>33548456
M

ooof I think her LDR got mad and made her put a shitty couples' pfp on her instagram

I wish I wasn't so schizo. I'd fix one of you femcels.

>>33548436
Is she you?

>>33548438
nta
Thanks for the new femcel reaction image

>>33548463
fuck that I don't want to fix anybody I'll love her the way she is

When women are lonely we are a laughing stock but when men are lonely people are afraid

>>33548438
>I made you some hot cocoa

Uncanny because this is something I would do for a girl I liked if she was feeling down

>>33548467
I don't want them to be sad

>>33548449
but this comment chain started on an "i love my chadlet bf" post

>>33548465
(s)he's this one

>>33548471
Nobody's afraid of me, babe.

>>33548473
loving them the way they are will make them happy

>>33548472
You aint special bitch, me too. We basic as hell.

>>33548369 (OP)
Thoughts on dating a legitimate prostitute?
I feel revulsion to the idea, but would like to understand why. Any insightful anons?

>>33548467
<3

>>33548475
The mentally ill are exempt from the rules of society. She would have different tastes in men if she didn't have her disorder.

>>33548481
By "fix" I meant fix their loneliness/sadness.

>>33548479
nta
I CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS A JOKE OR NOT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T READ SINCE THE SUSHI INCIDENT

>>33548482
I'd never be caught dead saying "hot cocoa" though

are you with me on that?

>>33548488
lmfao cope and seethe loser. skill issue

>>33548472
who wouldnt?
>>33548463
we can only fix ourselves.
>>33548436
is this your hate mode typing or what kek

>>33548488
Which disorder?
>>33548458
>that's because you read 4chan posts and believe them, because you specifically are stupid
I don't know, ihatewomen anon seems like a reliable source of information.

>>33548488
>his face is at pit level
Lucky Bastard.

>>33548413
I dont like Tinder. Whats the female version; being asked to a date to Arbys? Thats Tinder for men.

>>33548465
i'm not that angry at random people no
i havent read this manga either

>>33548493
>are you with me on that?
No cause that sounds mentally ill, what kind of fragile masculinity do you have that you're afraid to say hot cocoa?

>>33548498
>we can only fix ourselves.
I suppose you might be able to fix loneliness by creating a tulpa

>>33548501
mmm cheesey roast beef and horsey sauce

>>33548503
>not that angry
>not that

>>33548479
I wonder if the contract counts for lesbian sex as well.
What would happen if Quanxi fucked her?

>>33548465
i do think you shouldn't take up a whole walkway if you're walking with friends unless you're moving super fast though

>>33548492
>I HAVEN'T READ SINCE THE SUSHI INCIDENT
You're missing like a years worth of chapters then.
>>33548503
>i'm not that angry at random people no
How about this?

>>33548508
drop dead is pretty extreme

>>33548485
<3

>>33548413
>Men please go on Tinder in a month with me
I'm not into casual sex
>>33548446
>But I heard a rumor that women hate men
Bro was posting for at least 9 hours straight. Absolute mental case.

>>33548509
>devil contract on sex PROVES lesbians are virgins

damn, imagine

>>33548513
>You're missing like a years worth of chapters then.
Yeah I've been letting it pile up, I hated reading it weekly. This is great news actually, maybe I'll get back to reading it finally.

>>33548513
my inner monologue is more like always spelling doom in my future and thinking 'of course this would happen. im cursed.' so its more like 'i could do this but it wouldnt work anyway. im cursed'

>>33548463
ill fix you schizo manon. alternatively we can be schizo together

>>33548515
nta but you literally told me to die 100 times in a row...

I hate summer

>>33548528
oh. whoops

>>33548479
is this actually legit i have only seeen the anime.
is the manga this weird?
>>33548506
no.
>>33548515
and you arent' or what??

>>33548400
>that doesn't work with any woman who is older than 14 dude. And even then its just going to be a practically sexless teenie relationship with lots of handholding and ice eating until everyone gets so bored they look for someone else.
I didn't get the chance to experience that so I get what he means. If you miss a concert you can't go back and experience it without looking like a lunatic
>>33548474
My dad is very emotional about this sort of thing and still had three wives.

>>33548388
JH moment

>>33548538
not her

>>33548532
its okay i'd still unfemcelize you

true love isn't real it's just all chance

>>33548538
femtard

>>33548525
Is this better?

>>33548528
>nta but you literally told me to die 100 times in a row...
Nightingale moment

>>33548549
do you just have like every fucking panel of her thinking to herself and ask random women if they relate to her

>>33548542
>its okay i'd still unfemcelize you
Interesting choice of picture.

>>33548526
>ill fix you schizo manon. alternatively we can be schizo together
I can't have a relationship with any woman. I'm like qt in that I always torpedo it just as its starting :(

>>33548551
explain the reference

>>33548404
>>33548465
She cheated on MC with America, btw

>>33548544
>true love isn't real it's just all chance
It doesn't need to be destined to be true

>>33548551
I don't get it, I don't know who Nightingale is

>>33548563
She's a femanon who says that during crash outs

>>33548557
>do you just have like every fucking panel of her thinking to herself and ask random women if they relate to her
The charges, officer?

>>33548573
is a femanon having a crashout?

>>33548542
>>33548559
isn't that the guy who sucks old men for money

>>33548565
I have heard about this through the grape vine and I think thats pretty funny

>>33548492
>>33548533
This is from the chapter released 3 days ago

>is the manga this weird?
yes and no this is one of the odder devil contracts

>>33548573
I havne't crashed out in a while you don't even know me at all you think any girl who comes in here and says smething inflamamtroy is me well its not. Dumbass

>>33548413
I'm already on Tinder. But I wait for bitches to text me first now.

>>33548573
thats weird. i thought i came up with that. i thought it was funny

>>33548577
We can assume that he sucks old men for money but we only have evidence of him taking it up the bum

>>33548560
we can burn bright if only for a moment

>>33548581
>I havne't crashed out in a while
Ok, credit where its due

Women, once again i worked out my biceps, triceps, forearms, shoulder and legs for you

>>33548591
imagine the smell

>>33548590
I hate you

>>33548577
Yeah but he did it in a Lord Varys in Game of Thrones type way

>>33548581
>smething inflamamtroy
STRONG ESL

>>33548594
You wound me

>>33548575
having a weird hobby i guess. also if you do it all the time to everyone its not special

>>33548495
>90% of fellow zoomers I know have no father

Me neither, but I did have a Chad (or several). Older bros are best to teach you anyways and take you to the side to explain directly what exactly went wrong when you just kept talking insetad of making a move on that qt at the party.

>>33548591
>shoulder

Men
What /gif/ threads do you use?

>>33548593
You're probably right. I haven't showered yet

>>33548610
Lmao it was a typo okay
Also, that is some serious dedication to a bit

>>33548611
WMAF, WMLF, WMBF

>>33548467
<33 thank you anon

>>33548544
I think you're confusing true love with a soulmate

>>33548609
>making a move on that qt at the party
Why would you want to make a move on Daniel?

>>33548611
Depends on my mood i guess. In the last couple months i've had a huge thing for brown women. So the black/indian/latina threads

>>33548623
sooomebody loovves white men!!!

>>33548531
Same. It's been ridiculously hot here

>>33548544
I mean it's all subjective, so there is indeed no one true/perfect form of love

>>33548624
<3

>>33548630
only 38 days of summer left.... soon I'll have my comfy autumn

>>33548544
true love has to be fought for.
if you don't it will just blow away.
like piss in the wind.

>>33548611
>What /gif/ threads do you use?
Usually goth or tomboy threads. /gif/ is pretty nasty though, so it's usually my last resort.

>>33548611
>/gif/
no thanks

>>33548642
How is that true love then? One wrong move and it's gone?

>>33548611
the ai threads lately

>>33548541
Doesn't matter.

>>33548639
I'm jealous. Recently moved to a warmer place where there's no drastic change of seasons, I already miss comfy autumn

>>33548611
Once in a while there's a cum haters thread that I enjoy. I also check out the cum lovers threads.

women, do you still desire a male companion?

Women, how do I respectfully end a friendship with a woman who I've developed feelings for?

I hate my life but I’m male so there’s nothing I can do about it

>>33548663
Why would you end it?

>>33548663
you know you don't stop being friends because you start dating right

>>33548663
Show her this post

>>33548667
>I've developed feelings

>>33548671
So what?

>>33548661
Yes

>>33548653
can be if you are unlucky or both arent dedicated enough.
just like normal people wonmt just have a million dollars unless they were born into it.
you have to work for everything if you are not the top one percent.
>>33548663
tell her what you like about her but can't go on this way.

>>33548673
Its over

>>33548611
Ass shaking

>>33548675
Do you also desire a female companion?

I’m so sick and tired of being sick and tired

man who did intense party drugs until he was 40 still got a wife and a daughter Heres what the truth is it doesnt matter how bad you want it how much you work for it someone will always get it qwho barely wanted it

>>33548690
You don’t know how much they wanted something

>>33548690
well that one's pretty simple
they have the social skills and life experience to talk to and be liked by a woman

>>33548667
Because it's a weird dynamic when one person likes the other platonically, when the other wishes there could be more. I feel like it would be painful (even creepy) to continue.
>>33548668
I'm not dating anyone?
>>33548670
That doesn't seem all that respectful.
>>33548678
That straightforwardly?

>>33548688
I'm sick, i think i'm sick
Sometimes i think i get like this
I bit my tongue, i clench my fists
Resist and first and then reverse

White man white woman brown woman is the superior throple 2bh

>>33548694
you can end it if you want man but its not creepy to be attracted to your friends as long as you dont get weird about it. sometimes people are hot.

thoughts on coffee ice cream?

>>33548628
>sooomebody loovves white men!!!
Kek, he's probably white and self inserts

>>33548700
yummmm

I can’t wait til I’m 30+ years old and some failed becky settles for me

>>33548700
Tasty

>>33548703
you arent entitled to stacy if you're ugly

>>33548688
why are you?

>>33548700
M
My go to flavor.
If they don't have that then I will go for an affogato if the situation allows it

>>33548701
not likely. arkham's razer says the first answer i think of is the correct one.

>>33548699
>you can end it if you want man but its not creepy to be attracted to your friends as long as you dont get weird about it. sometimes people are hot.
it's more than just thinking she's hot, I have literal dreams about her every week.

>>33548700
Sounds delicious.

Women im sorry for incel posting earlier today

>>33548705
I’m ugly and spergy but tall and I work out, that’s why getting settled for in my 30s is a guarantee

Dow women know that them being 'impossible to figure out' makes them more desireable to men? Or are they just being difficult for the sake of it.

I saw the cutest girl on my walk, flat, long legs, short hair, sporty outfit

>>33548710
so you love her soo much you want to take away one of her friends. great plan dude

>>33548705
>becky
>stacy
I'm NTA, but you're a goof

Women, when you have period pains where is the pain?
Why is it that for some of you having sex on your period soothes the pain?

>>33548718
hes not good enough for becky either
hes for an equally ugly girl

>>33548714
implying i'm confusing and complex on purpose specifically to spite you is really funny actually. i'll add that to my worldview.

>>33548714
>Dow women know that them being 'impossible to figure out' makes them more desireable to men? Or are they just being difficult for the sake of it.
M
It does?

women can i suck your bulbs

>>33548611
Blowjobs, painal, white only, goth girls

>>33548712
It's okay. Are you feeling better now?

>>33548719
angler fish looking ass

>>33548716
>I saw the cutest girl on my walk, flat, long legs, short hair, sporty outfit
Based. I need a tomboy gf.

>>33548719
Moids will find any excuse to fuck a girl gd. even when she's in pain.
leave women alone you sex pest.

>>33548727
ill advised. once you put a bulb in your mouth your jaw gets locked and you can't get it back out without breaking your jaw or the bulb itself.

>>33548719
The pain is in the general abdomen area and is a constant dull pain. The level of pain varies from woman to woman. For some women they get less pain and more horny during their periods.

I've been watching you walk

>>33548724
I like it, it's wholesome.

>>33548726
it's an Asuka Langley kind of dynamic. Takes high iq. Unlike Rei Ayanami.

>>33548611
I don't use that anymore but it was wmaf and bj related stuff

hi, i'm new here, i'm a girl. i'll think about what question to ask now..

>>33548733
Shut the hell up, I'm not the one asking for sex on your period. You forcibly give me an erection and tell me it helps and I'm just trying to make you more comfortable in your time of need.

>>33548719
The cramps are in the uterus, but period hormones can make other places hurt too. My clit gets sensitive and it sometimes hurts to sit in certain positions. I don't know the medical reason for why sex helps cramps, i've never done it myself. maybe because it takes the pressure off?

>>33548733
>girl gd
what does that mean?

>>33548740
You will get 2 types of response to a post like this
>Simps
>Larper/tranny accusations

>>33548719
My lower back hurts and my head can hurt too and sometimes I get so suicidial

>>33548740
r u from tennessee because ur the only ten i see

>>33548740
You missed your chance, all the questions belonged in last thread.

>>33548736
Really? why don't you say something

>>33548740
hi new here

>>33548743
>>33548735
So you know that thing that we can do where we put our hand on your tummy while our dick is inside you?
Is it in that general area, the period pain?

>>33548700
doesn't matter if it's coffee ice cream or affogato it's delicious I love it

i don't know what to write. i sent a picture.

>>33548745
gd = god damn
>>33548748
>lower back
:(
>suicidal
that seems a bit extreme

maybe i am going crazy but i am starting to feel somebody in this thread is trying to scare me or even hurt me.
i dont know if it is stalking or something else though i will stay a way for a bit.
see ya maybe again to the nice anons sorry.

women don't understand that macarthur's inchon landing was copying japanese tactics from 1894 and the north koreans should have been ready for it

>>33548753
period pain feels identical to diarrhea to me personally. except there is no relief

>>33548706
I’ve had a cold that won’t fuck off all week. It was subsiding on Tuesday but I went out on Wednesday and re-aggravated it

>>33548749
I feel like this joke works better if you ask if she's from Nashville.

Women do you hate cum?

>>33548742
>You forcibly give me an erection and tell me it helps and I'm just trying to make you more comfortable in your time of need.
This never happened and will never happen to you

>>33548757
have a nice rest of your day schizo anon <3
try not to think about the shadow government or any conspiracies while you're away

>>33548717
>so you love her soo much you want to take away one of her friends. great plan dude
That's a very uncharitable way of putting it. But, aside from that, you're basically suggesting I keep quiet and hope it passes?

women are archetypally asian regardless of their actual race because everything they do involves the asian concept of 'saving face' (I'm white)

>>33548757
why you think that

>>33548767
>women are archetypally asian regardless of their actual race
So wmaf isn't actually racemixing?

>>33548763
I agree that it sounds fake as hell, that's why I'm trying to understand why it happened.
>>33548759
Jesus christ being a woman sounds awful. Do you have regular periods?

It's just a shame it's all so shameful don't you just want to give up and never see anyone again

>>33548753
Yes, the lower stomach. I'm not a sex haver but I think that's what you mean. sometimes I stick my hand in the freezer for a few and then hold it on my abdomen when I'm cramping because it feels nice for a few seconds

>>33548757
I'm in your spotify playlist femanon... why are you listening to... rap music....

i don't know what i like in guys or girls and i don't know shit about my sexuality. i don't know what turns me on sexually and that's bad. i'm a woman

>>33548766
NTA-How do you know it's platonic on her end

>>33548757
What's wrong?

Women whats your go-to breakfast?

>>33548767
I recognize most of these mf's but who the hell is sloth

>>33548772
yes, I have IBS-D too so it makes it very confusing sometimes if I don't know my period is about to start and I go to shit and nothing happens

>>33548782
anon...

>>33548781
Not cum.

>>33548782
sam altman

men what do you think of this:
Nice guys often do this, they get caught up in doing the things they think they're supposed to be doing like writing poetry and telling someone they deserve the world without actually taking a heat check on where the real life relationship actually is. They suffocate the puppy.

>>33548774
>sometimes I stick my hand in the freezer for a few and then hold it on my abdomen
holy shit you need a boyfriend so bad

>>33548777
>i don't know what i like in guys or girls and i don't know shit about my sexuality. i don't know what turns me on sexually and that's bad. i'm a woman
That's fine, you can figure it out at your own pace.

>>33548777
Do you know what you like romantically, separate from what you might like sexually?

>>33548783
I have learned too much today

>>33548757
Who's bothering you?

>>33548788
sure, i've done that plenty of times

>>33548766
what im saying is it's weird to cut her off over this. if you're going to have a weird confrontation at least be like hey i love you, not hey im not talking to you anymore. if she's taken then yeah man just chill out. how long have you been thinking about her like this?

>>33548776
i am not a woman why do people keep calling me a woman on here.
i am gone now.

>>33548762
it's pretty nasty desu. the way it congeals? vom

i don't know what kind of people i like and what my type is, but i think i would like to have a person in my life who will call me a scoundrel

>>33548369 (OP)
I know my fiance has only slept with one other person besides me.

For the longest time I didn't care or want to know who it was but discovered it was to his only friend whom he has known since childhood. From what I have gathered he has had a much more adventurous sex life with her than he has ever expressed with me. It was only ever a FWB situation from when they were teens whenever she was single up until her met me, his first gf. Not that I ever thought that there was anything wrong with our sex life but ever since finding out how he was with her I feel a bit insecure why he is so vanilla with me in comparison. He doesn't even attempt or explore anything with me as he did with her

I always liked her and she has been good to me but ever since I found out and discovered what their sex life was like I want to phase her out of our lives.

Is that a wrong thing to do to my fiance seeing that he kind of struggles socially and she is his only friend. I do trust he has never cheated or will ever cheat on me. But I also do know that if we ever broke up he would most likely go back to being fwb with her again if she were to be single too

>>33548777
Eh, you'll get it eventually. Don't stress too much
>>33548787
kek
>>33548784
No but really who is he, he looks like jreg but i know thats not him

>>33548786
What if the cum was canadian natsoc chad?

>>33548781
yogurt and granola and berries and nuts and stuff. i make my own yogurt.

>>33548786
who said anything about cum?

>>33548788
I guess that makes sense? Getting caught up in theory, intead of practice.

>>33548716
Just one? I saw several I'd like to fuck.
>blonde girl with a cast
>tall brunette in leggings that went up her ass
>thicc girl in beige shorts that showed the outline of her underwear
>brunette in black gym shorts that didn't cover her ass cheeks (saw this girl one month ago in the same place and she had the same outfit on)
>very smol blonde girl with a septum piercing (I touched her shoulder)

>>33548782
else if

>>33548810
Eeeew, no.

>>33548806
>i think i would like to have a person in my life who will call me a scoundrel
welp, just learned something new about myself

>>33548804
Nah its cool

>>33548810
Who are you what the heck

>>33548812
>i make my own yogurt.
...

>>33548797
Sometimes I go to shit but it's actually my period and then a huge glob of blood falls into the toilet and I wonder if there was a whole almost-baby in there, it's so big. WHO CAN RELATE? WOO!

>>33548807
You clearly do not trust him, for good reason, but don't lie and say you do

>>33548807
>more adventurous sex life with her than he has ever expressed with me
Stop reposting reddit threads to atoga
Just get more adventurous. Take the lead

>>33548815
I want to fuck every girl but this was like a crush at first sight type of girl. Those are rare for me. And why are you touching people's shoulder

>>33548806
this is the sort of thing i tell myself that i would do while doing a fake british accent and pretending every time you flirt with me you're insulting my honor while actually never leaving the house at all and having no idea how to flirt with anyone

this a question revolving around men but women can also answer.

Which is better

>Girl A
>99 charisma stat
>frog proportions (i.e. slightly overweight, small boobs, short)
>2-digit iq
>shameless but it's funny (e.g. says very dumb things completely in earnest)

Girl B
>no charisma at all
>sticc (i.e. tall, flat, high metabolism)
>3-digit iq but not a smarty pants
>very insecure but it's not annoying (e.g. doesn't like parties because there's other girls there)

>>33548800
Like six months to a year.

women, if you went out on a date with a guy and it was the guy's first date/foray into dating for a very very long time (like say 6 or 7 years), would you want him to tell you? or rather, would you want to know?
(assume the guy is weird (unsocialized) as opposed to weird (creep/freakazoid))

>>33548790
Yeah... I've been thinking about getting a body pillow, but that's more to help me sleep

>>33548831
and you havent said anything?

>>33548757
Qt? Are you having an episode?

>>33548825
Thats wild.

>>33548825
Scene straight from the new alien show

>>33548832
I would like to know yea

>>33548611
>Men
>What /gif/ threads do you use?
Mostly the blacked or cuckold threads

>>33548829
hahaha but i want it the other way around! and i would like to have a guy in my life who would treat me like that lmao

>>33548832
It wouldn't make me think less of him, but I would want to know why

>>33548825
If you're having sex with men, it actually could be.

>>33548843
that's actually so valid, genius even

>>33548825
Thanks for giving me an excuse to post picrel

Summoning druidess…
Leaving a baked alaska in the summoning circle…

>>33548847
Is that poop on the pad?

You know how most people have big spoons and the slightly smaller spoons? The smaller spoons being the ones you eat cereal and stuff with cause the big ones aren’t as good for eating cereal?
What are the slightly smaller ones for eating cereal called? Are they teaspoons or tablespoons?

>>33548850
NTA
No that's just dried up blood.

>>33548409
Ye, but I'm not giraffemme, I'm a Girlwagon.

>>33548850
I think it's blood (it comes out brown sometimes) but this is 4chan so who knows

How do I get over a crushing need to spoon with a girl

>>33548851
*ruffles your hair*
You're so retarded its kinda of cute. They're teaspoons anon.

>>33548852
Oh okay
Thats not as gross then

>>33548825
Can relate, those are blood clots fellow femanon. Easiest way to freak out the moids.

>>33548851
teacup is smaller than a table.

>>33548778
>NTA-How do you know it's platonic on her end
She's much better looking, a couple inches taller, more experienced, better job, more confident, more social, etc.
>>33548835
No, I haven't. Is that unusual?

>>33548855
Are you big or little spoon?

>>33548830
Whatever girl responds better to me pursuing her. A or B could be sexy if they make me feel like a man when I go after them. They don't have to just roll over either, like obviously the guy should work for it and prove they they're worth it. However, the woman also has to give off vibes that make the guy want to try and fuck her. Its not very fun if you're constantly horny and interested in her but she doesn't feel the same.

I'd say girl A because girl B sounds like she'd be in her head too much to pick up on the signals and enjoy things. However, I think the goal would be to take girl B's three digit IQ and make her feel like 2 digit IQ so she can actually just relax and be horny.

Like, just don't worry about anything. I'll take care of everything, just fucking chill.

>>33548825
i mean i never wonder that obviously, but it is a whole organ we're talking about so it can get pretty goopy

>>33548853
Girlephant.

>>33548855
>How do I get over a crushing need to spoon with a girl
I imagine my pillow is a woman :(

>>33548840
>>33548844
thank you for the responses. a while ago i would have said i just wasn't ready to date anyone after getting out of what was my longest relationship at the time (like 2 years lol but i was 18 when we started dating so idk i think it's fair for 2 years to feel a lot then). nowadays i've learned the reasons were way more complex and involved pretty bad attachment issues, though i'm starting to feel comfortable enough to date (and also have now sorted out career/moved out of my folk's place, etc).

i kinda worry that it's hard for it to not look bad without some long explanation, which is unappealing. i'm not used to interacting with people, but i am told i'm fun to be around so i'm not unsociable, probably i could get away with not mentioning it but i don't like lying even by omission if i can help it

>>33548860
it's dumb. you love a woman for a year, she's not taken, and you say nothing? you're the architect of your own misery anon.

>>33548847
That’s actually pretty disturbing.
Anyway, can boys relate to laying in bed at night face down and doing the wiggle that feels good to the penis, but not in a sexual way?

>>33548830
no way i can get along with a 2-digit iq, easy choice

>>33548843
deal but i too am a real bastard (i mean a true street creature) so we might have to take turns

>>33548865
nta I do this but imagine my pillow is a man... lol

>>33548830
M
I'd prefer Girl B

>>33548830
B? Not really much to go on though

>>33548868
>it's dumb. you love a woman for a year, she's not taken, and you say nothing? you're the architect of your own misery anon.
I didn't say she wasn't taken. She was for the first few months. But why would I say something and creep her out?

>>33548856
Thanks, anon. I’m a boy.

>>33548830
>Girl A
I miss my ex

>>33548830
the more extroverted one

>>33548611
Rekt, preferably non-gore
Occasional wholesome animal threads

What's even the point of struggling to get rich when it won't make you taller nor give you a better face? Just paying for hookers and expensive things would get boring after a year. Plus you still remember that you can't get your youth back and regular girls would only see you as a paypig.

>>33548873
It's cute when you do it.

>>33548879
>posts cat maid
Yeah I figured.
You'd be the autistic co-worker I feel responsible for protecting.

>>33548883
>What's even the point of struggling to get rich when it won't make you taller nor give you a better face?
It can, actually.

>>33548878
why would she be creeped out

Women would you rather date a filthy rich, but corrupt man? or an average wage man with integrity?

>>33548883
>when it won't make you taller nor give you a better face?
That literally not true. You can get limb lengthening surgery to fix the first issue and for the second issue Koreans have that shit down to a science.

>>33548886
Just wait until the autogynephilia becomes acute

>>33548889
Obviously the latter.

>>33548866
I'd be happy to hear you haven't been fucking around for 7 years, you're basically a clean slate

>>33548883
>What's even the point of struggling to get rich
Never having to wagecuck again? Being able to eat what you want, afford nice dates if you want them, holidays, etc.

>>33548889
questions like this are so stupid it hurts dude. um would you rather eat delicious gourmet food that agonizingly kills you or a warm bowl of soup?

>>33548891
Sorry I'm kinda retarded, what is acute supposed to mean in this context

i myself do not understand why people should chase luxury. my parents instilled in me that it is so important. i myself do not want to remain poor and die in some backwater, but i need to start doing something. i do not know how an 18-year-old girl can earn money.

>>33548893
What if he never had a relationship ?

>>33548897
severe, extreme, or just 'more intense'. nta.

>>33548900
Even bettter

>>33548897
acute t pie
or
qtpi

>>33548903
ah I see, it's okay if they're petite I guess

i don't want to look for a relationship in the future, i'm afraid i will be as dependent on someone as i am on my own mother.

Women.

I cum five times a day and never have a hard time(heh) getting an erection.

>>33548897
I'm esl, so maybe I used it incorrectly. But I thought it meant something fully presenting itself

Let's be real, women's lives are a million times more fun when they are whores. Like yeah, suck that drug dealer's dick and ride on the back of his four wheeler, get your trips to Dubai funded, do cocaine with your besties on a beach. Why would any woman choose a husband and children over this?

>>33548866
Just say you focused on work/yourself and now you're ready to date. It's not a lie and not a red flag in my eyes
Good luck

How big is your clavicle?

>>33548893
oh, that's good, i hope more womens are like you. i am basically a virgin, very sexually inexerienced, always figured that's a redder flag than not
>>33548900
(i have, for the record, though idk if you were musing about me or asking for yourself)

>>33548909
What's it like being a hentai protagonist?

Women would you date a man that is too awkward to dance?

>>33548911
Women, would you make out with her now that she's come out as a lesbian?

>>33548911
This must be your favorite video of all time

>>33548911
why are you doing this to me? do you hate me?

>>33548917
Yeah, I am too. We could be sitting on the sidelines together

>>33548912
im pretty sure this means you just want to be a whore dude. has nothing to do with me

Burger moids, are you ready to go to Venezuela do regime change for Trump?

>>33548911
post moar quirk chungus pls

>>33548916
Horny. I feel like my dick was built for sex and I just want to fuck all the time. One day I will. Sorry ladies I'm taken.

>>33548910
You did very well for an esl. You have a better grasp of the language than most. You used it correctly, I just second guessed myself.

>>33548915
I was asking for myself fren. I am basically in the same situation as you

Being cringe today huh

>>33548913
it's not a lie but it also isn't REALLY communicating anything either. what else would someone do in that time except focusing on themselves? feels disingenuous to imply i was otherwise normal.

i'm certainly overthinking that though, appreciate your thoughts

>>33548925
Fuck no, I'll never be a zogbot

>>33548925
sure. i don't agree with the policy but if the rumors about a gf being there are true...

>>33548931
Bitch talks her shit until she's horny calling a dude daddy. Just embrace the cringe and feel good.

>>33548934
they are promising venezuelan gfs??

>>33548887
>>33548890
Absolute retards.
>just risk never walking or running again and risk plastic surgery fucking up your face bro!
Your life experiences were still of when you were short and unattractive. You won't fix that with anything.

>>33548932
You don't have to go into detail with normies. Only autists would want more information and if she's an autist then she won't judge you

>>33548883
it's a math kind of deal. The better question is why be introverted when it's way worse.

social life fags have friends but 100% of those friends are poor. They're saving up to maybe go to concerts, maybe travel, maybe have a bunch of sex, or talk about going out to eat, or drama. Eventually work takes over their work-life balance and they're praying for Friday to show up each Sunday to do it all over again. More so if they're married or have kids those weekends are lost forever basically. They buy products, yet complain about the economy. Maybe like 16 years total of peak happiness.

finance grindset chads also have friends but 100% of those friends are turbo normies with BPD dark triad bimbo ethic. They are richfags that do richfag things like boating. They hang out way less but when they do "hang out" it's extremely fancy and for business reasons. Contrary to public perception richfags also do poor people things like go to the movies, they just blend in. work-life balance is basically just life activities because everything you own either prints money or you've already retired. You can hang with whoever you want, because there's always a supply of richfags in all the richfag areas in every country to make friends with.

introversion is extremely gay and bluepilled unless you're smart. You spend your entire life doing the same things because nothing ever changes due to aging. You could start playing with lego sets at age 6 and be doing that non-stop until age 86, no character development.

extroversion scales in quality inverse to intelligence, but there's a side effect. If you're too stupid, you'll peak in your 20s and then ruin your life before 30. Being smart and extroverted automatically puts you in richfag territory by 40.

>>33548925
doubt it, outside of countering chinese influence in the region (which we could much more easily and effectively do retaking the panama canal instead), venezuela is hardly a consideration. fail country with a non-existent economy whose only relevance is volunteering to be gum on the bottom of china/russia's shoe

>>33548937
You are the retard anon, you are stuck in your ways and incapable of change. Your issues run deeper than the skin but also include it.

>>33548940
it's not really detail, i'm not looking to justify myself, just want to avoid surprising them (and also i hate opening up to people so the faster i can get through baggage-related things the better)

>>33548826
I do trust him. I know he would never cheat. It's just weird how he is so vanilla with me yet I know how degenerate he got with her and how he was essentially her personal dildo who taught him everything.

>>33548950
Yea, it is weird
Either she raped him or he's ashamed of what he did with her, and doesn't want to repeat it, or he only wants to do those things with her

State Gender, which board and which general can I go to to discuss Hentai and recent Hentai releases?

>>33548947
No, you literally said to risk surgery that fucks you up to sound like a smartass. Fuck off, retard.
>>33548943
That's true. Introversion is a mental illness from past trauma.

Femanons, do you have a forced intox fetish?

>>33548956
maybe? sometimes?

>>33548953
The hentai one?

>>33548951
>>33548950

It's most likely some sort of madonna-whore complex. You're the Madonna, she's the whore.

You're in a good position

I think I'm going to die soon

women could you marry a vanilla sex man?

>>33548953
You are not 18

>>33548966
as in he doesn't come with any strong fetishes? sure. as in he's staunchly against them? no. no way.

>>33548964
Girl or boy?

>>33548962
Holy shit brain fart moment, its been so long since I've opened that board.

>>33548851
Tablespoons are the largest size. You don't eat with those, you use them for (say) spooning vegetables out of a large bowl and onto your plate.

Dessert spoons are a bit smaller. You might eat with those. There are also dedicated soup spoons which are a bit larger but flatter.

Teaspoons are much smaller; they're mainly used for putting sugar into your tea and stirring it, but possibly also for eating something like cake.

And the smallest size is a coffee spoon, which is a bit smaller than a teaspoon.

>>33548968
>as in he doesn't come with any strong fetishes
yeh

>>33548969
Nonbinary otherkin

>>33548950
is it weird? what's weird about it?
i (a guy btw so idk how that might change things) used to be EXTREMELY sensitive to parity, but i've since learned that parity isn't a super meaningful metric, and i would be almost willing to promise you the answer is extremely boring.
like "she initiated adventurous stuff" or "didn't really like a lot of it" or what have you. if you want more adventure, then seek it or talk to him about it.

oh and relationships aren't meaningfully comparable, despite the temptation to do so, so avoid doing that unless you want to make yourself unnecessarily miserable

Femanons can you help me clean my room?

>>33548948
I can't speak for other women, but personally it would not be an issue for me and only a green flag

>>33548966
Would prefer one, actually

>>33548969
girl why

>>33548978
PLAP

>>33548973
I don't care. If you were a girl I'd say give being a sex slave a try but if you're some fake gay made up gender or a guy idk, you do you.

>>33548964
why?

>>33548963
If that is the case, he's a misogynist

Too much is just enough

>>33548980
insane post

>>33548978
You should try being a sex slave to an anon. Me or someone else.

>>33548980
this is also me.

>>33548976
sure, thanks anon. i think the only sort of women i would find very dateable are the sort that would post here or at least lurk, so that's encouraging

>>33548945
they should theoretically be our second-best source of foreign oil after canada but instead it gets held up by a hostile foreign government demanding concessions from us. it's also a very stupid foreign government which is not developing its nation's economy and has gang issues which cause us problems too. that's the best case to be made for intervention and it has nothing to do with china or russia, although i stlil don't agree with it.

>>33548975
Only if you help me clean mine after

>>33548987
Same here but with men

>>33548984
Its actually extremely sane, I don't know what you're on about.

>>33548981
Life is over

>I fucked my only female friend
femanon should I kill myself now or later

>>33548994
why not become her bf?

>>33548993
Same here
would you want to die with someone else? I don't want to die alone desu

>>33548988
well i'm not quite sure how to square what you're saying with the fact that we have more than enough oil stores to meet both domestic AND soft power/foreign needs, so i'm not really sure why we would care about venezuela's oil outside of trying to deny it as a resource to more important players (e.g. perhaps brazil, or also china who is going to want to stay as independent from russia/the middle east as possible)

>>33548995
I don't know howwwwwwww

>>33548998
>>33548994
some of us have real problems you know

>>33549000
oh are we finally ready to recognize that a life time of rejection is more traumatic than rape?

is /atoga/ ready to have this discussion now?

>>33548413
I'm on tinder rn, really have had the worst experiences on there.
I got cheated on there for the first time in my life recently by an autistic woman who said she can't keep a man longer than a week.

Are these the basic advice for sex
For men
Thrust upwards not downwards
in a steady pattern rather than a rough slamming of the hips at a rapid pace like you'd see in porn
Don't press your full weight on your partner

for women
grind most of them bounce only when close or trying to get your partner off
the porn like moans screaming are not good, stick to heavy breathing and gasps

for both
move your hips in circular motions more
if you grab your partners hips when on top try to stir them gently rather than try to control them

>>33548991
Which manons you particularly like?

>>33548997
if we ever got in a real war with china then it's much easier for them to interdict oil shipments from the middle east than it is for them to interdict oil shipments from a friendly venezuela.

>>33548989
deal

>>33548998
ask her out, stop being retarded.

>>33548928
Thanks, anon. I appreciate it.

If you don't have a criminal record as a man you aren't a real man

>>33549002
you are a sex haver you can't even say those words

>>33549006
>Don't press your full weight on your partner
Fake and gay.

Maybe for some weak ass women that get scared, but weighty movement feels big.

>>33549002
wtf, you're the rejection guy and you got laid?
you really don't have any problems in life, wow

>>33548611
I don't go on that board ever.

>>33549007
Huh? We're all anonymous
But so far I like you!

>>33549012
alright, you got a laugh out of me. good job

>>33549018
Marriage material

>>33548740
How did you find this place?

Women uuuhh
What if
Would you
How do you
um

>>33548888
>why would she be creeped out
I've heard lots of women say how uncomfortable it is when a male friend catches feelings.

>>33549017
That's not him. A lot of men agree with my statement for a reason.
You're again dismissing the feelings of rejection victims. Do better.

I got a Jesus chain today

>>33548925
I love dying in regime change wars

>>33549008
unless their belt and road investments in africa really starts to pay off (and it isn't clear that's ever going to be the case), i don't think they'll ever have the geopolitical flexibility to meaningfully fuck with the middle east's bottom line. iran is feckless and unpopular and israel is too much of a threat for surrounding arab states to immediately break wrt major international policy, and they have an insane amount of capital and resources they could leverage against china just by themselves. i dunno, it's been a long time since i've paid major attention to geopolitics but i just don't see venezuela playing much of a key role in anything (esp. as regional countries continue to warm up to the US i.e. Argentina, El Salvador, etc)

>>33549028
post jesus piece
https://youtu.be/S0nbOenwCLw&t=40

>>33549010
what do I say to her, she's like tomboyish and male-brained

>>33548839
Is it any good at all?

>>33548844
What if it was a guy's first date altogether?

apologies to the ladies for the geopolitical speech, i don't want to make this general an ick environment for you

>>33549035
>first date altogether?
I would need to know age and the reason why, how well we get along before the date would impact this too

>>33549035
I am liking it

Anons, anons
I saw the shy nerdy girl on the bus again!

>>33549039
did you smile at her?

>>33549033
Hey girl are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss who’s piss I want to sippi.

Im 26m, looked at myself in the mirror, while im only 5'9, I lift, have decent prospects. I looked and see someone who would be "attractive" (not insanely) but I still get not attention from women. Whoy ?

>>33549031
>i don't think they'll ever have the geopolitical flexibility to meaningfully fuck with the middle east's bottom line.
oh i'm not even thinking anything that intricate here. i was just thinking olde tyme sub raids on oil tankers and maybe some under-the-table deliveries of more sophisticated anti-ship missiles to the houthis. you can do all that in the caribbean too but it's way harder and a much shorter route to defend.

girl are you from atlanta cause you need jesus

>>33549041
I don't remember, my heart and brain kinda stopped when she got on
But she came all the way to the back and sat in the row right in front of me! Even though there were plenty of other open seats. She was going to read a book but the bus's window was open so she didn't.

>>33549043
You are traumatized from a lifetime of rejection. You need therapy to work through this.

>>33549045
is that a reference to something?

>>33549003
Why is that app so awful

>>33549033
NTA.

"Hey, just checking in, last night was really fun, and I hope things don't become awkward between us. Actually, I'd be interested in continuing, and seeing where this takes us. What are your thoughts?"

>>33549043
You're trying too hard, simple as that
The fact that you're trying makes you less attractive

Femanons, when was the last time a moid gave you butterflies?

>>33549033
"Would you like to go out with me?"
Keep it simple

girlies, fill it up.

guys, mark the ones that are dealbreakers for you.

>>33549044
the issue for china in that scenario (i reckon) is that there's nobody that surrounds the region or is part of the middle east that'd be very okay with that at all, so they'd need to have leverage over either some sector of interested nations (that's why i was thinking africa, if they could draw an insanely large amount of resources from africa then that could change the equation), or some other way to not make every nation dependent on saudi oil shipments bend china over and pull a train on her. china simply is not capable, imo, of pulling off a multi-front global war. russia is their only meaningful ally in that scenario, and russia is friendly with china out of desperation and is otherwise an opportunistic rival to take regional control.

Are women who say "moids" sexist?

>>33549059
no they're moidsexual

*Reviewing your relationship resume*

So.... can you explain why you left your last relationship?

>>33548690
>man who did intense party drugs until he was 40 still got a wife and a daughter

If you're a cool dude and don't suck in bed, women will generally try to get into a relationship when you get something going. It sso incredibly ...female to see it as an oh so great achievement to be in a relationship. Most men who aren't desperate are more inetrested in maintaining their quiet and having sex without a whole bunch of formal attachments and annoyances.

>how much you work for it someone will always get it qwho barely wanted it

Well I will never understand dudes who would "work" to get into a relationship. This stuff just happens if you focus on having fun first of all.

>>33549003
>I got cheated on
>by an autistic woman who said she can't keep a man longer than a week.

How is it "cheating" if she openly tells you from the start that shes not able or willing to have a monogamous relationship?

>>33548703
Yeah or you just bang mid-20s to late 20s chicks. Up to you. Not getting fat, not living in some rural dump and staying socially active helps.

>>33549056
M
I'm generally accepting, but I don't want to be with a mean girl again.

>>33549064
Fundamental incompatibilities with communication.

>>33549064
My last relationship left me, nigga.

>>33549048
Possibly this
>>33549053
Maybe that's true, models by mark Manson talks about "neediness" which I need to work on

>>33549056
I don't have low standards I can just imagine a scenario where I can conditionally accept many of these.

>>33549056
M
>exceptionally poor hygeine
>violent misandrist takes
Also, I can deal with mood disorders, but bpd is a personality disorder. And that's probably too much for me.
>Fujoshi
Is only a dealbreaker if she doesn't respect that I'm heterosexual. Or if she looks at shota.
>deviant fetishes
That entirely depends: things like pedophilia and necrophilia would be complete dealbreakers, for example.

>>33549064
i had to eat dinner without a table, which sent me into a blind rage that eventually ended with me laying down on the ground refusing to speak to anyone. she had left sometime within those 48 hours.

>>33549065
My life in an artsy area of a second-tier American city is basically like a J.G. Ballard novel with lots of meaningless sex followed by informal therapy sessions with partners as we stare despondently into the black hole our world is becoming.

>>33549064
She had sociopathic and paranoid tendencies that seemed to get worse over time, on top of regularly demeaning me and others. I tried my hardest to make it work, but I started hating myself for being with her. I started thinking I was a piece of shit for it.

>>33549056
Kek that soc thread is so funny

>>33549076
You do realise in some cultures they don't use tables, they just set a tray down on a mat and expect everyone to take pieces of the meal with their fingers, right?

>>33549064
He realized how retarded I am

>>33549064
She wouldn't open the relationship

>>33549045
I don't get it

>>33549058
similar situation to what germany had in ww1 where unrestricted submarine warfare was effective at disrupting british imports but it also pissed the US off too much. but just because a contingency probably won't happen doesn't mean you shouldn't hedge against it. the brits could have easily lost ww1 and the blockade wasn't fun to live through.

>>33549079
>>33549076
>>33549068
I see. And how did you attempt to resolve these differences with your last partner?

>>33549056
M
I hit a bingo in the middle row but I'm not misandrist or misogynist
I guess the only deal breaker is manly build? I can deal with unusual though.

>>33549088
I tried to communicate my needs and it felt like I was being stonewalled. Felt like she wanted me to nice and neat and proper without any of my baggage.

>>33549095
free space ?????????

>>33549058
Stfu, you boring ass spammer.

>>33548832
I'd want to know later. A vague "it's been a while since I've done this" would be enough info up front. Hitting her with a "sorry I'm nervous you're just so pretty/funny/etc" would help seal the deal

>>33549095
What's your most misandristic take?

>>33549088
I tried to explain how I felt, that I felt bad when she was callous and mean even to complete strangers, but she blew me off. I tried for months to get through to her but I eventually just decided it wasn't really worth it anymore. She didn't respect me or anybody else, only herself.

>>33549056
Happy now, Moids?

>>33549083
you do realize my neighbors have been blasting a non-stop aggressive psy-op tone that leaks into my house twenty four hours? or that we had to replace our son's legs with wooden pegs by force because he decided to join a rival pirate gang? maybe try to learn more before making judgments about me, kay pumpkin?
>>33549088
silence, but that wasn't enough for her ig

>>33549064
she ghosted me without explanation for 5 days when we had scheduled house tours and shut me out when I talked to her about it. Things did not recover.

>>33549056
>I). Don't embarass the agency
>II). Don't be naive

>>33548875
This list isn't complete. It doesn't have a circular soup spoon which is by far the superior spoon shape

>>33549064
Because my brother-in-law was dying and she offered no sympathy at all. She went so far as to insult me if anything.

>>33549110
Did you die?

>>33548917
Yeah. I can't dance either and don't want someone trying to drag me on the floor

>>33549101
Nothing really special/crazy. I believe most men are okay with or are evil

>>33549103
which one are you

>>33549103
I'd like to know what the unique odor / smell deters bears is like.

>>33549103
>attracts bears
>deters bears
lmao

>>33548966
Absolutely not. I'm a kinky bi switch. I want to do all the weird shit

>>33549112
What

>>33549109
the circle hadn't been invented yet in those days

>>33549114
hey i'm not too deep in that gradient, that's pretty good :D

>>33549115
Neither.
I’m me.

>>33548975
As long as it's only messy and not dirty and I get paid enough

>>33549114
Do you think there should be another line for men too cowardly to intervene?

>>33549056
F
ex-femcel but fuck it, I thought I'd fill it out.

>>33549103
>flat
I need a chad virgin so bad

My femcelism is growing back

>>33549124
She pays in romps under the sheets

>>33549064

M. Well SHE left ME, and it was after I snapped at her a bit, but I think she just wasn't feeling the long distance thing and was looking for an event to make an exit, despite my very sincere apology

>>33549126
Dangerously close to a bingo Asa

>>33548369 (OP)
i want to make my gf/wife cum so hard that half her face gets paralyzed for a month

>>33549124
I don't have a lot of money. Do you accept something else?

>>33549126
How'd you end up getting laid?

>>33549126
are these the ones that applied to you or do these currently apply to you?

what makes you an exfemcel?

Women, would you do cheerleader roleplay with your hypothetical boyfriend?

>>33549128
Please don't hate all of us, femanon :(

I just want to be beautiful

>>33549135
>>33549137
I got a boyfriend at 24 and lost my virginity at 25. We're still together.

>>33549128
Thats kinda hot

>>33549140
>I just want to be beautiful
I'm sure you are...on the inside

>>33549123
That's good but what about the bingo

>>33549125
probably, in between the cowardly and fact of life ones

>>33549140
give me 1/4th of your soul, and i'll make you the most beautiful person you know :)

>>33549139
It's not about hate I just keep getting rejected

>>33549141
Congrats.

>>33549024
Just do a little
And some
And if you just

>>33549150
are you the femcel that cannot wait a few months?

>>33549114
>heroic men who will intervene (abusechad 1)
>well meaning men who underestimate the issue (6 foot tall men)
>men who think predation is an unfortunate fact of life (abusechad 2)
>men who passively enjoy/consume/encourage predation (abusechad 3)
>textbook predators we are all aware of (5 foot tall men)
>monsters so cruel we can't even fathom them (female-written pornfic protagonist (best-seller))

>>33549150
In that case, I know the feeling

>>33549153
Wait a few months for what

>>33549154
weak

>>33549156
you'll see! :[

Women, does your relationship with men feel like this?

>>33549140
You just need a couple orgasms. You'll be glowing after.

>>33549114
Are you also racist?

>>33549165
M
There should be one price charming just out of reach

>>33549114
>tfw I'm firmly in the white
Based

Women, if your boyfriend had the vocal tic of occasionally saying subaduwa would that be a deal breaker or could you live with that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2A-AYw4bE

Femanon, i love you <3
I want you to be happy

>>33549118
Threesomes?

>>33549165
M
I'm the one to the upper right of her

>>33549166
>You just need a couple orgasms. You'll be glowing after.
M
Pregnancy glow is also a thing :)

>>33549171
There was an anon here some days ago who had a tic of threatening women and that wasn't a dealbreaker, so...

>>33549056
have done this before, still no bingo for me. most of this can be attributed to adhd and autism

>>33549056
Guess I'm just a normie after all

Women, do you want to be fucked the way that women get fucked in NTR Hentai or do you want to be fucked the way that women get fucked in more Vanilla Hentai.
You are free to choose a different genre if that suits your preference more.

My heart is telling me I need to eventually get married. I think it would complete me. I hope I'm not a hopeless romantic.

the perfect woman is out there for me, she's flat chested has eyebags and she's covered in self harm scars

>>33549064
He ended it saying I was crazy and manipulative. Did a pretty good job gaslighting me during our relationship and after so I almost believed him. Later found out he had been cheating for months and continued to fuck around with her after. She knew too. May they keep each other company in hell one day

>>33549105
She saw you as an emotional abuser and decided to try Grey Rocking.

>Brush my teeth twice daily
>Floss semi regularly
>Scrub my tongue like crazy
Why does my spit still smell kinda gross?

>>33549178
You are fixable

>>33549183
I'm 2/3 ... damn it

>>33549186
You have GRID

>>33549186
Tonsil stones

>>33549056
>All of these "true femcels" leaving virginity blank
Lol. Stolen valor.

>>33549163
...

>>33549191
Medications against AIDS are really easy to get these days.

>>33549193
it was stolen by pete davidson

>>33549129
I'm bi so I'm down

>>33549193
Here's a question for you. Is a man still a virgin if another man gives him a golden shower and pisses on his face?

What if a group of bullies perform the mystical Japanese ritual of kancho on his butthole?

>>33549197
Is his dick big?

>>33549191
Whats that?

>>33549192
I actually do get some of these occasionally, although its not very often. Maybe like once a month? Can i get rid of them for good?

>>33548847
omg y is girl passing a whole organ thats a big ass clot

>>33548848
hihi !!!!!!!!!!

>>33549198
Awesome

>>33549202
Supposedly.
He claims otherwise though and says that Ariana Grande said that with malicious intent.

Why am I stuck rotating between mailroom and call center jobs when I literally have two Master's degrees and am thanked in the acknowledgment of multiple academic books for directing the authors to helpful research archives? Is this the curse of Asperger's Disease?

>>33549201
The former is consensual, while the latter is not?

>>33549187
:D

myao x jimmy

>>33549211
Hey its me jimmy. Yes i would like the cute korean girl haha anyonghaseyo amirite

>>33549211
...Mr Beast?

>>33549209
Back in my day nobody cared about consent. Men thought it was funny to turn the lights out and fuck women silly while convincing her she was actually being fucked by her boyfriend. It was also very common back then for men to drill peepholes in the doors of ladies' locker rooms and dorm rooms and watch them undress. Amazing how pussyfied society has become.

>>33549190
I'll love you either way <3

Alright femanons, bingo time (for me)

>>33549208
maybe because telling grad students writing dissertations nobody will read where to look in the library isn't all that useful of a skill

>>33549214
Feminist propaganda

>>33549194
that was meant to be a smile. :]
my message's vibe was ruined because of that, sorry

>>33549214
Revenge of the Nerds is just a movie.

>>33549208
Are you able to lead a happy life, anon?

>>33549217
this is so embarassing dawg

>>33549214
>>33549209
>chud has homosexual fantasies
Imagine my shock

Women ask us some more questions. Its so boring having to be the ones asking all the time!

>>33549211
who ?

>>33549212
hi jimmy !!

still dunno who u are

>>33549213
i hope not

>>33549227
that's how it is when talking to a woman anon if you don't like it then you're not made for dating

>>33549208
sorry you had to learn about the academia scam the hard way

>>33549225
Go be gay then, not my problem.

>>33549218
so hot when you say that

>>33549217
M
Lol, this is so poorly written.

>>33549204
Fuck off, trannoid

>>33549217
No offence but I think you should get therapy and spend time away from this website.

>>33549178
i can fix her...

>>33549226
It may not be socially acceptable to grab women by the pussy anymore, but at least you can still get away with grabbing a man's ass cheeks and passing it off as gay pride. That's some small mercy from the social justice creeps, even if a man's butt is a piss poor substitute for a woman's butt.

>>33549231
>that's how it is when talking to a woman anon
Really? I hear women complaining all the time how men only talk about themselves and never ask questions on dates

>>33549217
is this what men want

fems are autistic, saying nothing but leave them some amusing paperwork they'll spend 90 minutes trying to fill it out

>>33549216
aww youre makin me blush over here

>>33549217
Incredibly based list. You only left out her being into pegging.

>>33549246
Yes, they want you to play bingo, that is right.

>>33549230
He is not Jimmy. I am Jimmy! :)

I hate life and I can't find a mentality that makes me want to engage with it

>>33549246
Only the ones that can't function in society

>>33549246
like 1/3 of what is in there

>>33549190
nta
which 2 out of 3

>>33549246
Based men yes.

>>33549241
SHE HATES SUCKING COCK (this is a dealbreaker)

>>33549249
This is a benefit but not mandatory.

>>33549246
Men are monoliths. All men want the same thing.
Women are wonoliths. All women want the same thing.

>>33549204
>hihi !!!!!!!!!!
hey :o
did you enjoy the baked alaska? I made it myself...

>>33549252
why you hate life anon?

>>33549217
What does "western civilisation is objectively correct" even mean you fucking LARPer?

Women:
Why the fuck would OCP think building RoboCain would be a good idea? Are they stupid?

Women i need to pee. What do?

>>33549241
>FaceTime popup
>Has an IPhone
What's it like being bisexual?

>>33549246
No, that guy just really wants a sentient sex doll that parrots his weird opinions.

>>33549246
chairman, darling, i just want what you want. i want to GIVE you what you want.
(& i KNOW the one thing you want (& it's disgusting))

loneliness is hitting me like a truck tonight.. i need to do something about it so badly but im also so stuck and far away from progressing in life

>>33549253
This is a fucking gay ass man who is probably a white apologist and thinks saying this shit will get you fired and beaten up by black people in public.

>>33549239
no ! no !!!

>>33549250
i wanna play bingo :c

>>33549251
hi jimmy !!

>>33549253
>>33549256
mixed answers ..

>>33549263
Go pee.

>>33549255
eyebags and small boobs, no scars

Women you ignored me last time. Whats your favourite oil company?

>>33549261
>What does "western civilisation is objectively correct" even mean you fucking LARPer?
Grammar is for sissies, babe.

Men, have you ever dealt with a homosexual bully who constantly sexually harasses you and threatens to rape you?

If so, did it teach you a valuable lesson about how women feel around most mans?

>>33549269
t. Obese faggot

>>33549272
dibs

>>33549252
consider engaging it playfully, then you don't have to find something that makes you want to engage with it
works for me, and i've found my optimistic attitude to be the thing everyone likes about me

>>33549275
No

Why can't men joke about women's sexual behaviors anymore without being called future rapists and sex harassers? Like if you see a woman with a cough it should be your free speech to be aloud to say "wow, do you have a sore throat from sucking so many cocks?" and for people with a good sense of humor to laugh at your joke.

>>33549270
>i wanna play bingo :c
Then play? Its not that hard.

>>33549277
nuh uh

>>33549245
depends on the woman, in my experience if I don't say anything then it just turns into awkward silence so I'm the one that has to carry the conversation, unless I get her to talk then I just listen

>>33549275
No.

>>33549275
What lesson is that don't harass or rape women?

>>33549275
not constantly, but i did have one who publicly groped and humiliated me once. it taught me a valuable lesson about not feeling guilty for hating fags.

>>33549283
you're not gonna respect dibs?
have you no honor?

>>33549248
good :)

>>33549281
Because jokes are supposed to be funny.

>>33549275
stop being indian about male-on-male rape

>>33549287
That's a lesson most men need to learn. Through the painful experience of being sexually hassled or threatened by a male homosexualist. That is why homosexual men have so much value to society, and as friends to women.

>>33549258
yes !!! the cake on the bottom was yummy :p

>>33549267
pls don't tell anyone i beg of u ( ;´ - `;)

>>33549244
This anon speaks the truth.