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Anonymous No.33560280 >>33560287 >>33560693
/atoga/ - Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
ITT: We ask the opposite gender (almost) anything.

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33556500
Anonymous No.33560286 >>33561052
Why shouldn't I hate women?
Anonymous No.33560287 >>33560331
>>33560280 (OP)
WHY THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK HERE.

WHO APPROVED THIS?

I WILL FIND YOU
Anonymous No.33560289
good pic op
Johnny Bravo No.33560294 >>33560305 >>33560318 >>33560396 >>33560447
I wish they would start banning namefags
Anonymous No.33560295
Despite what most may think, this is the ideal female body that men lust for.
Anonymous No.33560297
love to all flat girls
Anonymous No.33560300
Tell me this. How did this dermatologist diagnose me with rosacea and then prescribe me retinols which make rosacea WORSE?
Anonymous No.33560305
>>33560294
Doth said the namefag.
Anonymous No.33560309 >>33560313 >>33560342
I would like to be on the receiving end of a horny woman just once in my life. That feels like such an impossible thing to experience.
Anonymous No.33560313 >>33560335
>>33560309
skill issue
Anonymous No.33560315
It it true that 7.5" is too big for most women and they won't be able to fit it in? How do I find someone I'm compatible with?
Anonymous No.33560316 >>33560319 >>33560322 >>33560325 >>33560334 >>33560335 >>33560336 >>33560354 >>33560382 >>33560389 >>33560394 >>33560482 >>33560682
Men
Have you ever been on the receiving end of a horny woman?
Anonymous No.33560318
>>33560294
But.. nevermind.
Anonymous No.33560319
>>33560316
Yes, just a few hours ago over text
Anonymous No.33560322
>>33560316
Yes online, many times. I'm an E-manwhore
No IRL.
Anonymous No.33560325
>>33560316
Yeah, it's pretty cool. It always surprises me just how horny they get. Like an animal in heat.
milkers No.33560328 >>33560353
What is a dream date for you?
mine would probably be Feb. 22nd
kek
Anonymous No.33560329 >>33560355
>had to unfollow r/GoodNews cause every fucking post became about something bad happening to trump or republicans
Why do americans have to ruin everything?
Anonymous No.33560331
>>33560287
I asked for a Homestuck OP. It was me, I requested it, and OP delivered.
Anonymous No.33560332 >>33560337
i love my chadlet bf !!
Anonymous No.33560333 >>33560337 >>33560343 >>33560346
I would like to be on the receiving end of a man
Anonymous No.33560334
>>33560316
Yes. She wasn't my type. I wanted to be friends and was too autistic to realize that getting Chinese and watching a movie together she was going to expect sex
Anonymous No.33560335
>>33560316
no

>>33560313
i never claimed otherwise
Anonymous No.33560336
>>33560316
Yeah, it didn't work out. She was too horny for me. In my defense, I was tired after working, and she wasn't tired because she was NEETing.
Anonymous No.33560337 >>33560349
>>33560333
You probably have been.
>>33560332
What do you like about him?
Anonymous No.33560339 >>33560346
a horny man I mean
Anonymous No.33560340 >>33560350 >>33560367
short men are superior
milkers No.33560342
>>33560309
I am a chick so horny that i would have a hard time controlling myself around a certain person. I literslly imagine grindin myself on (guy) and dopping to my knees to receive his seed.. and I havn't really seen anyone in a sexual light in a long time
Anonymous No.33560343
>>33560333
My butt is my reception end...
Anonymous No.33560344 >>33560364
loneliness sucks
Anonymous No.33560346
>>33560333
>>33560339
women are disgusted by male horniness
Anonymous No.33560347 >>33560357 >>33560361 >>33560558
Can someone explain to me why men gave rights to women?
Anonymous No.33560348 >>33560352 >>33560400 >>33560432
Women, what kind of horny texting do you like?
Anonymous No.33560349
>>33560337
his giant cock and handsome face
Short Man No.33560350
>>33560340
Thanks for the encouragement, but I'll settle for a woman who settles for me out of a lack of other options.
Anonymous No.33560351 >>33560360 >>33560365 >>33560384
State Gender, whats your favorite Homestuck class and aspect?
Anonymous No.33560352
>>33560348
horny texters are retards
D 4444 No.33560353 >>33560370
>>33560328
mine was april 4th 2004 04/04/2004
Anonymous No.33560354
>>33560316
Yes, I woke up to my first gf grinding against my leg once.
Anonymous No.33560355
>>33560329
Those are NPC liberals, actually. Not americans.
Anonymous No.33560357
>>33560347
They didn't want to lose access to pussy.
Anonymous No.33560360
>>33560351
M
I've read all of Homestuck and I still don't remember the Classpect bullshit.

My favourite character is John though. He was a real one.
Anonymous No.33560361
>>33560347
we got tired of them nagging
Anonymous No.33560362 >>33560374
>5'9
>Too short to be considered tall
>Too tall to be considered short
Wtf man
Anonymous No.33560364 >>33560373
>>33560344
Just be a female. At least then your loneliness would be self-inflicted.
Anonymous No.33560365
>>33560351
never got into it despite tumblr shoving it down my throat along with super who lock angloboo garbage. seriously why did all those girls go crazy for the bandersnatch he's objectively and subjectively ugly
D 4444 No.33560367
>>33560340
real women don't care about height
Anonymous No.33560369
Should I shower and then eat yogurt or eat yogurt and then shower?

It's strawberry greek yogurt. I'll probably put white chocolate chips in it
milkers No.33560370 >>33560378 >>33560385
>>33560353
great minds.
i think that would be a great weather day too. spring is my fav
Anonymous No.33560371 >>33560375 >>33560377 >>33560397 >>33560412 >>33560418 >>33560420 >>33560426
Gender
Favorite Star Wars movie?
Anonymous No.33560373
>>33560364
you say that as if i can just change gender also women can be lonely too
Anonymous No.33560374 >>33560379 >>33560388 >>33561269 >>33561283 >>33561291
>>33560362
as a medium boobed woman, i feel your pain bro. like im too big to post in the flat threads and too small for the big boob threads. where am i supposed to post tits
Anonymous No.33560375
>>33560371
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_one_with_the_whales
Anonymous No.33560377 >>33560387 >>33560415 >>33560418
>>33560371
M
The one with Jar Jar
milkers No.33560378
>>33560370
not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket
Anonymous No.33560379 >>33560393
>>33560374
You're not supposed to post tits, ma'am, you're not supposed to post them.
Anonymous No.33560382
>>33560316
When I know 99% of their motive is fucking me, i just act aloof and oblivious until they dry up
Cat Poster the Elder No.33560384
>>33560351
F. Waste of Space
D 4444 No.33560385 >>33560399
>>33560370
I just have a weird obsession with the number 4 I was 4 years old that day
Anonymous No.33560387
>>33560377
based
Anonymous No.33560388
>>33560374
you're supposed to let me hold them with my average sized hands
Anonymous No.33560389 >>33560398
>>33560316
M

Yeah there was this wine and cheese thing I was attending with some friends and this girl I didn't know had way too much of the wine and was basically glued to me all night until I tricked her into getting into an Uber that I just had take her to the airport, I figured she'd probably be safe there until she sobered up.
Anonymous No.33560393
>>33560379
oh ok then i wont. i'll keep them to myself
Anonymous No.33560394
>>33560316
No. Life is bleak
Johnny Bravo No.33560396
>>33560294
>Ban namefags
>Namefags
>Namefag
You're a fucking retard and a whiny bitch I agree they should ban you.
D 4444 No.33560397
>>33560371
M
never really liked those movies, I watched all six of them and they were ok
Anonymous No.33560398 >>33560416
>>33560389
lmfao????? that is inasane
Anonymous No.33560399 >>33560407
>>33560385
wow. youre young.
BlueValkyrie No.33560400 >>33560405
>>33560348
I don't think I enjoy horny texting that much.
Anonymous No.33560403 >>33560414 >>33560415 >>33560417 >>33560425 >>33560433
Women
I napped
Anonymous No.33560404 >>33560411 >>33560440
I jus wanna geek off the yart but twinjamin said he got fine shyt at the bop house so finna pullup on foenem
>>33560400
how big your boob?
>>33560399
not really, 2004 was a long time ago, I'm 26
>>33560404
shiiiiit
>>33560371
Episode three or rise of skywalkers
>>33560403
>look at anon nap-maxxing over here
>millions must nap
>mogging all these naplets
>>33560403
Very good.
>>33560377
Hello prequel meme enjoyer
>>33560398
I like to think she got out and thought "wow anon lives at the airport!"
>>33560403
can you hear me clapping for you?
>>33560371
M
The Phantom Menace

>>33560377
This
>>33560405
Also average
>>33560371
F I liked the ones with natalie portman.
I kind of found the original trilogy to be boring. I tried really hard to get into it.
>>33560415
>Hello prequel meme enjoyer
I mean honestly, as an elder zoomer, this is what got me into star wars in the first place lmao
>>33560403
I am watching kung fu movie
F
>>33560371
M
Empire
>>33560425
Have you seen this move?
*plap*
>>33560424
>as an elder zoomer
?
>>33560416
Nah she was probably confused and scared and had to try to figure out a way to get home after a guy at a party tried to strand her
Women if you slapped a guy with your boob, would it hurt?
>>33560348
None of it. It's all so cringe to me.
I really hate the LARP and roleplay people.
>>33560403
Good boy/girl
Women if you become my gf, i'll write out initials in the snow with my pee
>>33560404
fuuuuk kek
imma try ta slide thru an pickkup some doadie and blaze up for a happy
Women, have you been plapped while posting in this thread?
>>33560431
Like fall on him? My boobs do not extend out.
Why are the femanons here so awful?
Men, weird hypothetical question. If you had a wife and children, and one day your child lies to your wife that you molested them, how do you expect your wife to react? Assume your wife has no automatic reason to believe its a lie, such as the child claiming it happened while your wife knows the child wasnt even with you.
I just want to understand the male brain way of thinking more.
I don't get why people namefag. Why not just go to discord or something. There are plenty of 4chan type servers that you would enjoy.
Why are you coming here and treating this thread like a chatroom?
What makes you want to namefag on 4chan? Is it just attention?
>>33560432
What are your thoughts on non-horny LARP and roleplay?
Or if it does get horny it doesn't lead to sex because we're staying true to the original storyline?
>>33560294
Technically, a signature use, but it's rarely used
>>33560407
ahh. i am older
>>33560443
what did I do
>>33560443
I am not :(
>>33560445
My favorite posters don't want to talk to me outside of the thread because they're my favorites but I'm not their favorite.
>>33560438
this is actually hella romatic.
can we kiss under the stars?
>>33560438
And that’s how you lose it anon
>>33560444
I want my wife to understand and trust me enough to know that i would never do that. If she called the police on me, im 100% leaving that marriage
>>33560430
>stranded
>at a global transportation hub
>with police and security every five feet
Where would you suggest I send a woman like that who won't give me her address and who I don't know from Eve? It was honestly the best thing I could think of at the time, she sure as hell wasn't coming back with me.
>>33560444
If she doesn't at least come and ask me about it before coming to any conclusions, I married the wrong woman. She should at least trust me enough to not automatically assume I'm guilty of such a thing based on the unsubstantiated words of a child.
LHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>33560421

sorry for leaving i went to go shower γ… γ… 
>>33560454
>can we kiss under the stars?
Sure! lemme just go wash my hands first

>>33560455
lose w-what?
>>33560446
cute when its romatic and shakespearesque
>>33560451
>>33560450
Apparently women are allowed to be horny but if men do it it's weird and cringy and uncomfortable.
>>33560447
>a signature use
So you're saying we can legitimately report them?
>>33560447
You're replying to a schizophrenic
>>33560444
The Hunt (2012)
>>33560445
Not a namefag but I considered using a name before.
You definitely get more attention as a namefag, but a part of the appeal is just being more recognizable. People pay attention to namefag posts more than others, no matter what. But I decided that wasn't anything I wanted because, as you say, there are way better places to do that.
>>33560444
F
I would kill myself in this scenario
>>33560461
Pee pee is going to get frostbite anon
>>33560444
Anyone who knows me, will know it's false and start asking the child why they said that.
>>33560456
What if she questioned you about it though?
>>33560458
Would it hurt your marriage for her to ask you about it at all? Would you be offended that she hadnt immediately dismissed it as an impossible accusation?

Follow up question to both if you would like, what if your child came to you saying your wife had molested them? Same scenario, how are you handling it?
>>33560466
Terrific movie, I wonder if the anon who wanted movie recs yesterday liked it

>>33560464
NTA but I wouldn't think so. The name field is there to be used. Just filter them.
>>33560447
That's not what a signature is.

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>>33560460
myao
>>33560470
OH
Nah, it should be fiine. Breeze feels nice actually
>>33560316
In 2018 I did the classic 2010's thing where I missed a booty call because I was playing a game of League of Legends and she had already taken her sleeping pills by the time I responded (15 minutes later).

I had one drunken hookup with a friend who had a fight with her bf that day. Fortunately I was too drunk to get an erection so I didn't lose my virginity in the most shameful way humanly possible.
I wish I had a boyfriend
>>33560475
>The name field is there to be used.
Just like pics, but people still can be banned for spamming them as their avatars
>>33560446
I think all horny/sex talk is really gross and cringe. I really look at people that post them as lesser people with low IQ.
When you see someone like Elon Musk have his DMs leak with some egirl and there is major simping and horny talk its so cringe and I think everyone loses a lot of respect for him. That is what you look like as well and everyone that sexts and dirty talks.

I think non-horny rp is still cringe.
I think writing poetry or speaking poetically can be romantic. but pretending to be something you're not is just ick
>>33560464
>>33560447
No lol. Why would they even put the name option if it was ban-able
>>33560486
I think that has more to do with pushing a thread to the image limit by doing that.
>>33560448
how much older?
>>33560483
me too. maybe one day we will meet special people for us. but i have accepted that i will die alone
>>33560460
I could've helped you wash your back
do all men inevitably become attracted to children? in the office that i work at, literally all of my male coworkers talk about hot school girls they are travelling to work. it’s even worse when we have work experience school kids come in, we had to stop accepting girls because the men would take pictures under their skirts or of their boobs. all of them were doing this β€œlocker room talk” bullshit about it. literally 100% of them, nobody found it weird.

they also talk about each other’s daughters and nieces in the same way and share photos of them.
Shall we talk shit about her?
>>33560447
>but it's rarely used
namefags are more easily reported for spamming or offtopic
>>33560497
>but i have accepted that i will die alone
Noooo don't say that. Stay positive. Everything will work out.
>>33560500
What the fuck? Where is this?
>>33560460
>sorry for leaving i went to go shower γ… γ… 
Oh it's alright lol :o I had to go survey the kitchen and see what I could make for dinner heh but I also took the test and got secure attachment :)
>>33560488
This is why I only write poetry with ironic detachment, so if anyone calls me out for being cringe I can say "Ha ha, I wasn't really opening my chest and baring my heart, I was just having a little cheeky fun, ha ha."
>>33560496
imma 30
>>33560505
in the office i work at
>>33560472
>What if she questioned you about it though?
I mean it would be fair/smart to at least ask me about it. But not in an accusatory manner

>what if your child came to you saying your wife had molested them? Same scenario, how are you handling it?
Same thing. I would bring it up to my wife in a "Kid said this about you. Thats not true right?". Would probably try to press the kid for more detail before bringing it up though. See if it makes sense. See if they act strange around the mom
>>33560500
Stuff like this makes me want to kms. Why even try to be with a man when this is the high likelihood result
>>33560506
Securefag
Fuck you bitch
>disappear for three days
>four newfags

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>33560500
No. I think you just work with disgusting nonces.
>>33560503
thanks. i will say this as an affirmation to myself, daily
sex with women multiple times
>>33560500
I've never seen any men behave like this. Sexual talk is very rare, and when it does occur it's limited to celebrities.
>>33560501
Her fashion is shit. Even rats can dress better.
>>33560516
/atoga/ got soft, people aren't bullying them enough
>>33560519
You're welcome femanon. Stay positive :)
Femanon, how old are you and what is your age range for seriously dating men?
>if you dont want to give your age can you at least answer the second part?
>>33560472
nta, i'd have no problem with her asking about it and getting all the info she can. but if i know i didn't do it, i tell her i didn't do it, and she still doesn't believe me, then i'd feel like she never really understood me and she probably never really loved me.
>>33560509
I see, you're not that much older though
>>33560516
You.
You are the wrong.
>>33560521
seriously? it’s constant at my workplace.
>>33560525
23
23-28
>>33560525
23 and I like men 30 to 50.
>>33560523
What can I possibly say to LhA that he doesn't already say to himself every time he looks in the mirror?
>>33560444
So here's what I'd expect and understand and frankly want my wife to do, I would expect her to take me by surprise and give the police all of my devices in order to start an investigation before I could make any serious preparations, followed by removing me from the home. I would be extremely pissed and upset, but again this is what I would want her to do.

In the aftermath there are several outcomes.
>I'm falsely convicted
What happens next depends on my child's age and mental state, if it's a four year old that did this then I guess my life is fucked and I try to trudge onward, if it's a sixteen year old who knows what they're doing and the consequences then all that needs to be said is that my wife would be given the benefit of the doubt and would be fine.
>I'm cleared
Similar, depends on the child's age and agency, if the kid is like 7 or older they're going to a relative's home permanently or into foster care, if wife can't accept that then she needs to divorce me by filing first and offering me very favorable terms or I will engage in life ruination tactics until she does, I'd have very little to lose by that point and she would have escalated from "protecting muh kid" to "unreasonable harpy"
>disappear for three days
>four new namefags

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>33560530
Get a new job... please.
>>33560523
shut the fuck up and taste my nuts
I want to hangout in the graveyard with my gf and smoke with her only problem is that I don't have a gf
>>33560532
Stop setting your life up for failure. Stop it RIGHT NOW.
>>33560516
>>33560538
why'd you post this twice?
>>33560528
lol only four years
>>33560525
30-35
>>33560489
husband !
>>33560542
Stfu
>>33560541
Lets go on an adventure! This sounds so fun! perfect weather for this
>>33560523
Honestly haven't read enough of their posts to know if they're bad or not I just assume they are

>>33560529
Based on your random femcel outbursts that only exist out of sheer boredom? No, I don't think so.

>>33560543
I said newfag instead of new namefag, but honestly they probably are newfags
>>33560548
dont lead anons on like that, myao
>>33560472
>would it hurt your marriage if you asked about it at all
Much like the paternity test question to a pregnant wife there's no way to ask this without impacting the course of the relationship in one way or another, it's not anyone's fault in this scenario (Except the kid's if they're lying) but seriously no you will NEVER be able to ask "did you diddle our kid?" and then go back to what you had before, and thinking you can is to assume men are not human.
>>33560533
there's a way around it, don't bully just him, target something or someone he cares about too
>>33560525
24
23-26 ideal. 22-28 acceptable.
>>33560347
>local city council meeting where woman "expert" spoke and advocated for LESS police presence because it makes the homeless tweakers who are zombie walking down main street and shitting on the sidewalks feel "discriminated" and "targeted"

this isnt even a meme, it's just fucking reality
>>33560548
:D
>>33560525
M 34

I guess hypothetically I'd date a 25 year old but she'd really have to knock my socks off during our intro phase, I'd be more comfortable dating a woman in her 30s.
>>33560556
I don't have the energy to bully Myao unless she posts more pro-ana pro-mia content.
>>33560548
>husband !
What about the guy you already had sex with?
>>33560556
You sound like the fucking Green Goblin and it's making me laugh my ass off
>The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. THE HEART, OSBORN! FIRST, WE ATTACK HIS HEART!
>>33560551
I'll buy you a pack of cigarettes
>>33560565
that sounds like a good time!
Dang I want a boyfriend
>>33560564
hey, it often works, unless the target is really sociopathic
>>33560565
>>33560568
we can walk together and enjoy the atmosphere
>>33560570
>Dang
WE DO NOT
USE WORDS LIKE THAT
IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, YOUNG LADY

*shoves a bar of soap in your mouth*
>>33560570
I hope a good one finds you.
>>33560480
myao's fucking lha
>>33560525
34f, would date 30-39
Why are you guys never this supportive when i (m) post about wanting a gf? :\
>>33560574
actually kinda hot. sounds like an exciting start to a manga
>>33560564
Why do you think Yo Mama jokes are so popular?
>>33560579
have you tried taking a shower and putting on some deodorant before you post?
>>33560538
we need to impersonate them more c:
>>33560472
Unless there's an obvious reason not to believe our child, like an obvious alibi or something that is obviously inconsistent with her story, I would understand if she asked me about it. Just don't be accusatory immediately either.

If the situation was reversed, I'd kind of assume I was being lied to by our child, but I'd ask her about it just to be sure. Assuming she didn't admit to it or act all sketchy about it, I'd talk to the child again and ask for more information, and once it becomes apparent that they're making it up, there would be significant consequences for them.
>>33560576
All the femanons are whores so that's not surprising.
>>33560583
omg nooooo !! stoppp!!
>>33560585
Well considering all men are seemingly pedos this does not matter even a little bit
>>33560583
true :D
>>33560525
26. 24-29
I have a bf (27)
>>33560579
Because you hate women
>>33560588
OMG STOP FAKE MYAO !!
>>33560580
Do Japanese people get forced to eat soap too? That post is American Culture to me.
>>33560590
wtf no i dont
>>33560591
just tripcode dumb nigga
>>33560586
>>33560591
FAKE ! >_<
ignore fake myao, myao >_<
My name is myao and i loooooove juicy cocks!!
ning ning ning
stop pretending to be me ;-; it's really making me sad !!
Women
Are there any video games that would be turn-offs for a guy to play?
>>33560599
Vat vat vat vaaaaaaaaaat?
>>33560595
ning? (ning is my boyfriend)
can you guys shut the fuck up
My name is BlueValkyrie and i fucking hate that mantlet name charlie white. I hope he falls down the stairs
Hello atoga.
i haven't posted here in some time. Does anyone have the collage link?
I want to know if my chin is still there lol
JHA fucks me every time I "take a break to do something" I didn't need to shower I needed to get fucked.
>>33560606
Ming dynasty pussy got me acting unwise
I'm the real myao stop pretending to be me γ…œγ…œ
sometimes i swear this thread is filled with 15-year-olds
sorry ill stop impersonating myao
>>33560607
I will out cringe you.
Femanons is this you?
fuck you!
Holy shit I didn't mean to write ming I meant meow LMFAO im so racist on accident lol
>>33560607
VALK!

I lowkey hate him too ㅇㅁㅇ
>>33560592
>>33560605
are you and him both asian?
Holy shit...just when I thought atoga couldnt get gayer. I can't wait for college to start and these chatroomfags are gone. get a discord or something for christ's sake.

Can someone ask a question to the opposite gender
>>33560592
uwu
a lot of myaos here
Asking in the other thread but asking again:

State gender:
Why have you not switched to Linux?
Hello
>>33560578
>>33560547
You should consider 28-29 (me)
>>33560626
Omg i remember reading this it was so cute
i wanna breath hot on his neck and moan in his ear
>>33560583
don't forget to make her flirt with entj and mkg ^γ…‚^
>>33560616
No I'm thin
>>33560634
hot
>>33560629
m
foss is for girls
>>33560638
Damn is that why so many trans women are into Linux?
Friendly reminder that when femanons are "him" posting, this is who they are talking about
>>33560480
jimmy

>>33560499
well ur not here !!

>>33560506
twinsiess
>>33560634
femanon...
Gender
Mario or Sonic? Why?
>>33560640
I don't get it
>>33560641
so why are you not a virgin?
>>33560636
based digits
>>33560634
I want her to be the one making posts like this about me
>>33560643
Male

Link
He come to town
Come to save
The Princess Zelda
Ganon took her away
Now the children don't play
But they will
When Link saves the day
Hallelujah!
>>33560642
yas? too much? i will cool down
women do lonely men annoy/irritate you?
>>33560629
M
I tried it, don't like it. Windows 10 is good enough for me.

>>33560643
Sonic. I grew up with Sega and the blue guy.
>>33560583
>>33560586
>>33560588
>>33560591
>>33560595
>>33560596
>>33560599
>>33560600
>>33560605
>>33560609
the fuck just happened
>>33560650
I know i am not her, but all my posts are about the same anon
>>33560645
You silly bastard, you're ruining the game
>>33560643
M
Mario
Never played a Sonic game
>>33560658
Thread shitters here to derail
>>33560629
Are you the weirdo christian guy that demands a harem and a redhead 5'8 girl?
>>33560659
Heartbreaking. You took my last piece of hope and you smashed it on the rocks.
State Gender
Can you separate the artist from the art?
all me btw
>>33560625
Another school year is coming soon, for SOME REASON the site becomes slightly better during it, do you miss school?
>>33560663
No.
>>33560664
are you (him)
>>33560598
ty !

>>33560628
mhm

>>33560640
gasp it's HIM
>>33560659
It is me right?
>>33560665
M
Yh but it's getting annoying. There's way too many nonces and assholes lately
>>33560665
M
Yes, there are some creators (like Hayao Miyazaki) I absolutely hate but I can acknowledge they've done great work.
>>33560673
yes
*blushes
>>33560665
M
Depends on what's the art, if someone acts like a piece of shit and calls it art I'm not going to separate it
>>33560677
Omg i knew it
Femanons have you ever been pimped?
>>33560316
No, I've seen no evidence that women are real
>>33560671
No, and now I can no longer pretend that I am. When I believed there were multiple (him)s I could believe I was one of them, but if there's only one (him) then all is lost.
>>33560643
f, i love sonic the hedgehog characters, they're really cute. mario i don't like as much. i like yoshi. i like kirby more than mario.
>>33560572
we can go for a walk really early and watch the sun rise at the graveyard
>>33560659
Don't worry, the girl I have in mind doesn't post here

But I think I've decided, after numerous failures of trying to make relationships happen, I'm just gonna behave normally until a girl naturally reacts to liking my personality. That doesn't mean I won't befriend women, it just means that I'll invite them into my social circle as friends and if they respond positively I'll do continue the positive feedback loop until it becomes clear they want me to take them on a date.
>>33560616
Very real

T. Dming with a thicker muslim chick who keeps sending me images of her fat tits
>>33560663
He's running the Kitchen Nightmares YouTube channel now.
>>33560641
myao I am totally enamored with you
women would you date a man who had a sonic oc 15 years ago?
>>33560280 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Yl5x8jpiOsg
Did you like the trailer? John is voiced by Toby Fox, btw.
>>33560645
cuz im a normal girl

so why are u a virgin ?

>>33560662
hi valk !!

oh man (β—žβ€Έβ—Ÿ)

>>33560666
ngl im impressed that was dedication
Why is the theme song from the movie kickass the same song from 28 days later?
WOMEN
If you were in Africa and going to die and you saw a hungry sad lion, would you let it eat you?
(no need to answer myao)
Femanons
Are you aware that
Spectacle is not a cluster of images, rather its a social relation,
Mediated by those images
Images are all there is?
Women are cute
I hate them
>>33560643
hey I already derailed a whole thread with this question last week!

anyway, my answer is sonic
>>33560691
ty !

is this the real LHA
>>33560694
only 3 of them were me actually
>>33560699
Sorry for copying your schtick anon...
>>33560692
That would have made him 16, so I guess I can live and learn.
Why does pre-2020 feel like 50 years ago?
>>33560652
I know that song!
>>33560665
m
no in the sense that i don't think you should interpret a work severed from the context of its creator's life. yes in the sense that you should be able to acknowledge that people you hate can sometimes make something worthwhile.
>>33560694
>so why are u a virgin ?
cause I'm a normal boy, slut
How do I get a goth gf if I'm not goth?
>>33560702
nah it's ok don't worry about it lol
btw sonic heroes is a good game I don't care what anybody says
>>33560665
F yes but not always
I can separate the fact I hate Jerry Seinfeld from the fact I love the show Seinfeld.

I can't separate people like Michael Jackson,R kelly, bill cosby. But I also never really was into their stuff so there might be bias
Why the hell are all the anons that have a name fucking insane?
>>33560704
To me it doesn't. The last 5 years seem like 2-3 to me.
>>33560643
Sonic.
I like peach, rosalina, and pauline better.
premarital cuddles and handholding is WRONG!
>>33560707
No, no, no, no, no, you're missing the point of Jimmyposting.
>post as JIMMY! :) once at myao
>do not post again
It will drive her fucking crazy
>>33560709
Try this
>>33560667
When I was in college I actually had a lot of friend and stopped browsing 4chan almost entirely.
Before college I browsed dumb boards like /b/ and /pol/.

I still never had sex in college though. I do miss it though. more so being young and being around people my age.
>>33560712
The #1 prerequisite of having a name is having no shame.
Its kinda hard to attract a female if your face is busted, even if you are a tall ugly fat muscular bastard
women why do you see adult male virgins as inferior?
Are there any metalhead men here? Where do i meet one in real life?
>>33560652
Based call back
>>33560714
>no Daisy
:(
>>33560715
What are you supposed to do them?
>>33560712
It all stared when I was born anon
>>33560696
id debone you first n cut you into easy thin chunks n train the lion to shake its paw with your flesh as treats

>>33560701
bruv

>>33560707
u want me to change that ?

>>33560716
i see how it is .. ( ;Β΄ - `;)
>>33560720
lies, I'm ugly and I've had a gf before
>>33560694
>cuz im a normal girl
Man even a girl this cringe and autistic is having sex and is ran through.

Women are so over
>>33560725
Premarital book discussions and chess matches.
>>33560722
At shows? Magnet convention?
>>33560722
I used to listed to metalcore in the 2010s. Does that count?
>>33560659
>but all my posts are about the same anon
Bros...
>>33560722
Shows or bars?
>>33560722
Me!

Altough im not super showing it, at most you will realize because i might have a band hoodie or tshirt on sometimes.

I dont have tatts or jeans jacket with patches on.
But you can meet me at gym or in / around edges of moshpit on metal concerts?!
>>33560725
sex from behind

serious answer: hand holding and hugs are ok I guess
what would your super power be?
maybe night vision
Women:
What's the name for the inverse of a 'Stacey'?
Hard mode: No 'virgin' or 'femcel' or variants.
>>33560731
e4

>>33560737
The posts says no handholding
>>33560739
plain girl
What is the appeal of a goth girl anyways?
>>33560738
Infinite cum storage
>>33560742
daddy issues
FFS the majority of (You) belong in a mental hospital.
>>33560738
Mind reading but only so I could gauge social context in public with strangers.

t. Autistic.
>>33560740
>The posts says no handholding
rules are meant to be broken
>>33560742
that real goth girls like bauhaus like me also black lipstick
>>33560738
>night vision
Try goggles, they do something.
>>33560739
Mary

>>33560742
Idk just looks hot
>>33560739
Becky...
Or plain jane

But becky is the girls who gets the sloppy seconds after stacy
Like that one girl sings in a popular song of this year
>>33560738
Illusions
>>33560738
The power to make any room feel awkward
>>33560742
The appeal is shes alt so she will want to date an ugly guy as an act of rebellion against the chad/stacy norm.
ugly guys hope she chooses him.
>>33560735
I think i have to look for ones in my area. But How am i supposed to talk to them or approach them?
>>33560743
you are going to have to really bust ropes
>>33560738
being able to control electricity like cole from infamous
>>33560739
Eugenia.
>>33560756
Normally.
>>33560742
Crazy good sex and their eyeliner running down their face when they deepthroat you to impress you with their sex skills

Also filthy good footjobs with fishnets on
>>33560738
bearing litters of children
imagine if the least number of children you could have at a time was 5 :3
>>33560753
You already have that. Just start jacking it in public
>>33560747
oooo i actually second this and might practice in real life
>>33560654
>no response
i'll take that as a yes
>>33560756
I wish I knew. If you are a women hope they approach first
>>33560444
I'd hope she would think I'm not capable of doing something like that. Best case is that she would assume it's a fib and would talk to me about it to figure out how to handle our kid.

I'd be a little hurt but would understand if she did something like secretly installing a camera to get proof. It's a serious accusation, and I can't blame her for at least wanting to be sure she's doing right by her kids.

But if she treated me like I was guilty of something I didn't do...that'd be a severe blow to the relationship, although presumably she'd end it herself in that case. I wouldn't take her back if she later found out it was a lie, but it would be more out of depression than rage. I'd more feel rage towards my kid if they were even remotely aware of what they did, but expressing that to anyone would be counterproductive--getting angry would just make them more likely to think what they did wasn't horrible.

If she both treated me like I was guilty AND stayed married to me, that would be the worst of all. Since it's not only a total lack of trust in me, but she also doesn't have the excuse of acting in the best interests of our kids.
Girls, I would NOT need this every time, it could even be very rare, but if your boyfriend had a fetish for watching you make out with your own reflection in the mirror, would you be willing to indulge this sometimes?
>>33560757
That's the plan
I need to be a perfect man for Jizz Hunter
Just when she thinks i stopped cumming and she takes off the rubber, i cum inside of her so much it leaks for next 10minutes
>>33560736
I like men with long hair really much. But how do i approach someone in the edge of a moshpit lol
>>33560764
Either the babies would have to be really small or Myao would have to be gigantic.
>>33560742
Some of them have sort of a smokey confidence that comes with their aesthetic. It's pretty hot.
Actually I rescind my statement:
I would like the superpower to see five minutes into the future and being able to change that future with my actions. Not far enough into the future that I could have an existential crisis but long enough to save my life or spare me a social fuckup.
>>33560738
beast boy powers
>>33560742
Contrast, likes metal, horror, and other nerdy shit.
>>33560754
I know a couple chads dating goth girls.
>>33560728
How ugly
>>33560764
With LHA
>>33560742
i never got it either. i was friends with several in school because they watched anime and i never thought of them as being any hotter than normal girls.
What do women do to get BFs? Just exist and men come up to you?
>>33560724
Something about her design is not my type.
>>33560665
M
I don't forget that the subtext of their lives and ideologies will almost always be present in their art. The good thing is that I can also interpret and use their works in ways that are not intended by the authors, thereby perverting their perversions if I want.
>>33560765
With great power comes great responsibility
>>33560779
uhh how do you measure ugliness?
>>33560500
Absolute subhuman behavior. These are either nonwhite manual laborers or some leftoid sex pests from the bay area.
I have never talked like that, and none of my all-male friend group has ever done that, either.
>>33560769
Do men approach woman at bars and stuff anymore? I dont think its common, or is it? I dont go to bars at all. As a woman is it cringe to approach a man at a bar
>>33560764
Ill give you 5 miau just give me a chance
>>33560720
dude...indians fresh off the boat are getting girlfriends... you're probably not that ugly if you're not fat.
>>33560738
Invisibility
>>33560714
I like rosalina because she's a mom
>>33560700
Yea it is. I believe you’ve seen my hand before. I am infatuated with you
>>33560773
I used to have long hair but it really did not fit me

>How do you approach a man near moshpit
Well, you cant really but you could grab my arm or tap my shoulder between songs and say hi and say something "wow this is crazy, you are enjoying yourself?"

Or some stupjd shit like this
If you look any good i would entertain you further then

The weird part about concerts is sometimes you have strong eye contact with some girl but usually they are with their groups of friends or boyfriends so its really hard to approach anyone in that setting, so make sure to do at least show you are open for approach
>>33560794
i know what kind of man you are...
>>33560738
power to manipulate sperm

I can change the quantity of my ejaculations, the flavor of them, the chromosome of my sperm, the viability of my sperm, or the quality of my sperm to have the ideal designer baby
>>33560790
I have no idea but if it still happens it is going to be in a bar or a party
>>33560724
They fucked her design up so bad
>>33560794
PERVERT!
>>33560792
Im 6'2 250lbs

Also its not just looks i have awfull personality too
>>33560797
>dyel hands

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>33560800
Bro trying to make women have dinosaurs
More of a survey question:

When you discuss a movie and you want to refer to a character, do you say "[Character's Name]" or "[Actor's Name]'s Character"?
>>33560794
>An invisible woman could be masturbating herself in corner of my room right now while im jerking off
Does myao ever ask any questions?
>>33560807
gonna be the father of Superman, Thor, Static Shock and Beastboy
>>33560808
I just say, the guy with the gun or "the main character" or "the bad guy"
>>33560810
She's the general queen. She doesn't have to. We've been in the myao golden age for a while now.
>>33560772
i have a breeding kink so imagining nut ooze out makes me v hot
>>33560810
No and rarely answers those not directed at her
>>33560802
She should go back to being olive skinned and red with lowlights. I think white washing her was bad PR because the halfmixed girls liked her.
>>33560742
I just like the dark hair and light skin, and some of the aesthetic (minus heavy makeup, piercings, or revealing outfits).
Women who actually dress like that are near-guaranteed basketcases I'd never go near in real life, though.
do any of you boys think you can reach my cervix?
>>33560808
M

Depends if I'm talking about the character or how the character is portrayed by the actor.
>>33560797
Based false flagger, I love your performance.
>>33560808
I have bad memory so whatever I can remember or just the MC or the guy from other movie
>>33560788
face description
>>33560798
I did go to one concert when i was 16 and did have eye contact with this guy. We had the same band shirt on. But i was with my brothers lol. I am definitely too shy to approach men but maybe someday i could. I just really want a boyfriend.
>>33560808
>Anyways so Batman starred by Christian Bale had a mission to defeat the Joker Starred as Joaquin Phoenix.
>So to make his plan to fruition, Batman starred by Christian Bale, made a fuck you bomb and showed it up into Joaquin Phoenixs Jokers asshole

This sounds kinda stupid dont you think

If you discuss movie plot, talk about characters
If you discuss actors quality of acting, talk about the actors
Women, what's your sense of humor like? Do you like funny guys?
>>33560772
>Just when she thinks i stopped cumming and she takes off the rubber, i cum inside of he
One time this girl was riding me and I nut inside the condom, but she kept riding me and the condom slipped off and when I slipped back into her it felt so much better that I nut a second time almost back to back. I didn't even know I could do that.
>>33560797
We get it you have sex with her stop making it your entire personality
>>33560827
I like retarded humor
>>33560830
I like your taste in humor
I might break up with my gf soon
>>33560825
Understandable
Like i said, chatting with strangers at concerts is definetly possible, recently i think 2 gay dudes approached me for whatever reason

But you need to be open to be approached
If you gonna stand still in back of the venue and no one cant even see you then gl getting approached.

I would suggest highly to come to concerts early and hang out near barriers way before show starts
Lots of people there just chatting and spending time waiting for show and its actually possible to talk due to no hard music.

Or after the show.
>>33560799
>>33560803
>>33560809
>making moids nervous that I'm gonna pervert them and not just fuck off and not be bothered
>well maybe I'd pervert him, but that's soooo faaaaarrrr
>>33560722
Metal bars
>>33560810
No she's honestly just here to gain more simp and orbiters to subscribe to her OnlyFans.
why is everyone on this thread a literal whore one way or the other?

i hate zoomers so much ( I am old genz)
>>33560833
you have a gf?!! lucky
>>33560816
Me too
Need a girl to take a deep load and put panties on and just go about her day after we had quickie in some stealthy place
>>33560840
Would sub
>>33560662
>noooooooo dont derail the thread just let us talk about asinine normalfag shit in peace!!!
>>33560840
Is she at least hot?
>>33560841
Ok unc
>>33560797
Bruh when was the last time you saw sunlight?
>>33560836
Bet you would sniff mens crotches while they sleep
>>33560848
:c subscribe to find out
>>33560848
Well she's a guy so
I'm on vacation and I've seen a lot of cute black kids. Starting to feel like I should stop pursuing white/asian girls and should get with a black/african woman instead and have kids that look like me. Maybe North African/Coptic at the greatest extreme, since I'm half-white.

Either gender, do your views on racemixing ever sway?
Why do women get thigh tattoos?
>>33560848
She's Asian so it depends on if you like very smol women that look like a child
>>33560846
>ask the opposite gender asinine shit
>oh noooo why are there normiefags here
Stay in /b/
>>33560742
I just like the look.
>>33560841
i'm gen x :3
>>33560835
Well that does make sense, i wish i wasnt a retard so i could actually talk with people. Im too nervous, i would definitely have to be tipsy or drunk to ever approach someone.
I miss the old femanons in this thread... the new ones are just autistic and tryhard.
Im glad cat poster is still here.
>>33560858
A van outside their window beams stupid tattoo ideas into their heads
>>33560859
>Very small asian women
Yes, very much!
>That look like a child
Yikes

>>33560854
Send the link over!
>>33560856
i'm pro-racemixing :p
>>33560853
>I could sniff his crotch
>>33560870
i have sniffed his crotch in a night club
>>33560862
wait really? myao is older than me?
>>33560808
Whichever I think works better for the listener.
>>33560870
You have a problem
>>33560863
Nah
You just have to practice
Start with people your gender and do some smalltalk

I literally did just that years ago, going to pub that had heavy music and chatting with strangers between shows of shitty underground bands that were 5$ for entry

These days i feel relatively comfortable to approach even hot girls at gym to have smalltalk, it works just needs practice and slow exposure

Definetly dont get yourself shitfaced for "confidence"
myao and JHA are the same person btw
are high cheekbones on a man a good thing?
>>33560855
>myao's an asian boy with a 2" pecker that wears wigs, thigh-highs and miniskirts

I was already sold, you don't have to continue
>>33560771
>would you be willing to indulge this sometimes?
Yeah, I've done weirder.

>>33560738
>what would your super power be?
F
Telepath, like Cable or Professor Xavier. I'd be so cracked.

>>33560696
>If you were in Africa and going to die and you saw a hungry sad lion, would you let it eat you?
The lion can have me when it earns me.

>>33560665
>Can you separate the artist from the art?
Yes, I love Led Zeppelin, even if Jimmy Page was a prolific child rapist.

>>33560864
>I miss the old femanons in this thread
I miss the old femanons
Straight from the go femanons
I hate the new femanons
The bad mood femanons
The always rude femanons
>>33560856
I'm half ashkenazi jew half palestinian. I'm only attracted to jewish/white women, and generally think it's a bad idea.
>>33560808
M
Always character names. I usually can't be bothered to remember actor names. Like for the Dark Knight since another anon brought it up, I always heard people say Christian Bale did a great job, and for the longest time I was wondering who that character was.
>>33560841
what the fuck does being a whore 'the other way' mean???
>>33560869
do you like bbc?
>>33560869
Translation:
I love bwc
do namefags know we can auto-hide their posts and that they just leave behind featureless unreadable clutter in the post stack
>>33560879
I believe that
>>33560876
Mhm
>>33560886
>immediately thinks about black cock
>>33560882
God Korra is so hot
I want her to do mean things to me and then apologize while giving me a handjob
>>33560882
>Yeah, I've done weirder.
NTA. What's the weirdest thing you've done?
>>33560886
>>33560888
the duality of whites
>>33560890
That's why I don't namefag. You can't escape my shitposts that easily.
>>33560890
do you know that most people don't give a shit?
>>33560896
I'm not white tho
I've always dreamed about being a hooker, it's something beautiful and sinful in it.

Girls are really lucky, being a man suck. I realized this after 3 years of bbc&sissy hypnosis.

But then again, seeing strippers and hookers in movies always gave me a boner, but only realized subconsciously I would love to be the girl.

Girls have exciting and fun lives. Men are disposable and worthless.
>>33560895
Probably pissed in someone's mouth.
>>33560886
ya :p

>>33560888
more like swc amirite xD
>>33560900
cry more simpcuck
>>33560888
replacing bbc with bwc is just a retreading of "the right can't meme"
I have a date ready tomorrow but I'm thinking of not going, I know that if I just don't send any message to her she will not ask about the date so I can just do that and don't need to make up any excuses
>natural redhead blue eyed HR roastie uni lecturer sends me this
Meanwhile you’re in class listening to her talking about useless meme degrees oh fuck I love being chad XD
>>33560902
>Terminal autogynephilia
>>33560902
Just put a dress on and go to grinder you AGP sissy

Its 2025 nobody cares
>>33560893
>immediately thinks of black cocks and not the British Broadcasting Company
>>33560856
Always degenerate, no exceptions
>>33560904
>ya :p
hot :3
>>33560908
Australia is still a penal colony it seems
>>33560906
it's not even b, in my experience anyway... xP
Do you ever just decide to pretend you dont have anxiety? I think it is working
>>33560913
>myao when she gets a black bf
>>33560917
white guys are smaller in your experience?
I've always dreamed about being a hooker, it's something beautiful and sinful in it.

Girls are really lucky, being a man suck. I realized this after 3 years of bbc&sissy hypnosis.

But then again, seeing strippers and hookers in movies always gave me a boner, but only realized subconsciously I would love to be the girl.

Girls have exciting and fun lives. Men are disposable and worthless.
>>33560904
>ya :p
gross
>>33560918
Yes, I’ve begun pretending my life is a POV rizz video. It works wonders. Fake it til you make it amirite
>>33560878
Okay, maybe i will try. Its just hard to start, but i know only i can make the change. Unless somebody approaches me but i dont think that would happen. Im not ugly just might have a resting bitch face. And if i go to a bar i usually go with my brothers so that makes things a little harder.
>>33560918
I tried. For me it doesn't work.
moids, why do so many of you want to get pegged?
>>33560869
Ok give me some hapa babies then
>>33560560
*smooch*

>>33560730
ack

>>33560764
>>33560820
>>33560854
>>33560862
>>33560869
>>33560872
>>33560904
ill fucking shoot you

lols stop tricking silly anons that can't even tell the real me from someone like u
>>33560921
oops no i mean what i've seen on the internet... hehe.. ^^;
That is clearly fake myao ur guys are dumb
>>33560918
I'm going to a death metal concert in a month, and I've missed concerts before because of anxiety. Gonna muster courage and go.
>>33560928
I don't, I just want a girl who loves me.
>>33560902
>Swedes
>in my /atoga/
>>33560928
I had a bad relationship with my female roommate because I didn't want to be pegged.

Turns out you can't make a relationship exist out of two Doms
>>33560920
kek
>>33560930
stopppp i would never shoot someone ... you aren't even good at pretending to be me xc
>>33560918
>Do you ever just decide to pretend you dont have anxiety?
F
No, I abuse benzos while drinking alcohol and lean. If I'm not passed out, I have no inhibitions.
>>33560932
Stfu
>>33560935
Sorry bro forgot my name field lmyao
>>33560937
How did you even end up rooming together?
>>33560928
i don't but it's funny to post about
>>33560932
cope
>>33560928
I dont but there's funny memes about it.
I've always dreamed about being a hooker, it's something beautiful and sinful in it.

Girls are really lucky, being a man suck. I realized this after 3 years of bbc&sissy hypnosis.

But then again, seeing strippers and hookers in movies always gave me a boner, but only realized subconsciously I would love to be the girl.

Girls have exciting and fun lives. Men are disposable and worthless. :p
My standards for trans girls are even higher than bio femoids
>>33560928
Girls that want to peg men are mentally ill.
>>33560856
I am a blonde hair blue eyed jewish girl dating a dark hair hair green eyed white american (mostly Scottish/English) boy.
Neither of us are religious. Idk if it counts as racemixing.
>>33560949
>My standards for trans girls are even higher than bio femoids
I fw this
>>33560949
i'll meet every one of your standards lols xP
>>33560940
That sounds dangerous
>>33560797
oh cute !!

do you eat well ? that's the lighting and not bruising from trauma to the nails right ? do you get enough sunlight ? are you a nail biter ? you have me so concerned I'm talking with proper grammar damn
>>33560940
That shit fucks your brain up
>>33560941
>>33560946
Skill issue
>>33560955
>>33560957
YEA NO FUCKING SHIT
>>33560931
>oops no i mean what i've seen on the internet... hehe.. ^^;
Yeah, we have teeny weenies :P
stop impersonating me or i'll leave forever :c
>>33560956
Lmfao that not even myao could pretend that shit normal.
>>33560933
That would be very scary for me
>>33560959
You're smart though. You have more to lose than most.
>tfw no gf with low standards to larp as my housewife in exchange for empty praise (praisekink)
>>33560944
I got a roommate request from a Vietnamese-Australian exchange student and accepted, not knowing what gendered names are in Vietnamese. I get a text saying "hey me and my other buddy from Aus need to drop off our stuff, we're gonna make a stop at this weekend before the semester starts. I realized it was a girl as soon as I held the door open to my building for a random guy and an asian girl and the guy said "cheers mate" in a thick aussie accent.
>>33560056
>>33560136
Ok, I'll say it again.
Poseidon (2006)
>>33560939
ill shoot u through the eye n use ur skeleton to make a chair lols

>>33560948
>>33560954
anons u can tell this isn't me right
>>33560959
Why the triple dose though
>>33560930
Dude get a trip code
>>33560951
Judaism as a race only exists because Jews want it to, imo they're so mixed that it's hardly a thin-

>open instagram
>the 18-year-old freshman jewish girl in my department has her khazar milkers very pronounced in her profile pic
fuck me
>>33560969
anons know i would never be this mean and gross :c please stop
>>33560956
Yeah it's the lighting lol. I used to be a nail biter but I kicked that habit in my first year of college and I get enough sunlight but I generally don't spend too much time outside unless it's to tend to my garden or drive somewhere. I don't want skin cancer -_-
>>33560967
Lol
Honestly kinda jelly though
Did she just proposition you right away or something?
>>33560963
>>33560961
guillotine

>>33560962
im very concerned is he ok ?? .·°՞(Β―β–‘Β―)՞°·.

>>33560971
lmyaoooooo this is not real

>>33560974
im desensitized from that stuff so it doesn't even matter γ… γ… 
What does a sexually dominant woman even do if shes not into dumb shit like pegging but is actually "normal"
>>33560974
Get a tripcode
>>33560951
Juden raus!
How come a thumbs down gesture hurts so much more than a middle finger gesture?
>>33560970
It's not usually. But I might go out drinking with people while it's still in my system. And my go to remedy when sick is lean because I always hated cough medicine. So like sometimes I'll just double dose without thinking about it. I need to get off the benzos but I'm so reliant on them that it terrifies me.
>>33560980
Rides u? Idk
>>33560978
anons know this is fake right ?? y be mean when you could be kind :c i think atoga isn't the place for me ...
>>33560980
Being more physically passionate and making moves on you, topping even.
>>33560980
Orgams denial, ruined orgasms, cbt, BDSM, Post-orgasm torture. There are a lot of options.
>>33560983
Based idea, going to test this tomorrow. Flipping off strangers vs thumbs downing them.
>>33560980
Push a man against a wall before you kiss him.
>>33560976
I've talked about her before ITT
She was heavy on the sex jokes and innuendo like the female lead in Shimoneta. When anything got beyond verbal though she behaved EXACTLY like her too and bitched out.
But basically as soon as I accidentally walked in on her watching gay porn she went full mask off and asked if she could peg me over dinner LMAO. As two high functioning autistic anime-addicted doms, we basically would just hang out together groping each other while watching anime.
HUGE QUESTION

Do non- dark triads see the world the same way as dark triads?

Like if a BPD says "I'm not hungry" and a gooner says "I'm not hungry" and a narcissist says "I'm not hungry" and an autistic says "I'm not hungry" you normalfags can't tell these are completely different right? I'm convinced dark triads have a 6th sense, but I didn't realize this until today.
>>33560990
Post orgasm torture?
>>33560985
>Gives you bored look as she tries to get herself off on human dildo
Hot!
>>33560989
Like aggressively grabbing my dick and getting down to business? Neat
Maybe i am somewhat a sub
>>33560990
I heard of orgasm torture but post orgasm?
im sorry but centaurs aren't real atoga foids

1- if they were real they would have dominated from the earliest military history
2- they'd have two ribcages and that's just weird
3- so stop thinking about having a centaur BOYFRIEND and fetishizing horse bodies, gd its proxy furry
>>33560994
omg so hot. put your hand around my neck
>>33560951
Do you have khazar milkers?
>>33560997
Autist > Dark Triad > Normalfag > Autist

it's rock paper scissors
>>33560998
sexy
I think Texas Roadhouse is my favorite restaurant. Do you girls like Texas Roadhouse?
>>33560972
Idk. people can tell I am jewish still. I don't think I look it. Some say I don't but some just clock it.

I'm thinking of converting to orthodox Christianity or Catholicism anyway.
>>33560997
I dont understand your question
>>33561000
they only exist because the greeks liked to whine about how their foids only wanted to fuck centaurs
>>33561003
holy shit. you're so right
>>33561005
But what is it
Girls, what would you be okay with your boyfriend masturbating to?
Oops forgot to get rid of the trip code. Sorry Myao i was just doing it to show you


>>33561002
I have boobs. Theyre normal sized.
>>33560996
Damn. That sounds like a great situation for a sub guy.
>>33561012
my body
pictures of my body
memories of having sex with me
>>33561011
playing with the tip after he has already cum, at its most sensative
>>33560999
>Like aggressively grabbing my dick and getting down to business? Neat
Mhm
>Maybe i am somewhat a sub
Hot
>>33561012
Nothing. I really hope he doesnt. if he has to it has to be me
>>33560999
>>33560998
>Post orgasm torture?
>I heard of orgasm torture but post orgasm?
NTA. Penises get really, really really sensitive after an orgasm. Some women use this against us.
Women, why do you like biting so much
>>33560981
that was fake myao too bruuuuuuuu

>>33560983
disappointment hurts more than anger usually

>>33561000
y two ribcage weird when snake fourteen ribcage ?

. . unicorn
>>33561018
nta
what do you look like

im not a regular poster here but i assume youre chubby white girl because youre in your 30s?
>>33560986
Oh my god who the fuck cares
>>33561022
Get a tripcode
>>33561018
So what do i need to do as a sub
Even though im big and strong
Does that even work if girl is half my bodyweight
>>33561022
NTA but get a trip code and timestamp some image showing its you and you can stop worrying about fakes.
>>33561024
u probs know already but fake myao is kind of being an asshole rn

>>33561025
nahhhhh
>>33561003
Holy shit. Non triads can't tell at all.

>>33561008
Okay here's another one. You're in a group social setting, I'll make up names.
Sally is in Group D, Steve is in Group W, Calvin is in Group F. Group D only recently added Sally. Group W hasn't always existed. Calvin was originally in Group D. Group F has always been there. Can normies tell who the ring leader is based off of limited information?
>>33560986
good get lost ffs.
>>33561023
BMI 35
Women, do you not have a sense of shame? This must be exhibitionistic. No way you wear something like that to the fucking LIBRARY because it's "comfortable". Holy shit. The insane thing is that 99% would do this, if their butts looked as nice as pic rel.
I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. I just have to make it through ten more work days.
>>33561006
It's ok.
>>33561007
>I don't think I look it. Some say I don't but some just clock it.
I think because jews so frequently marry their second-cousins that the bottleneck resulted in a majority of American Jews having a stereotypical appearance of dark curly hair and large breasts, but sometimes I can just 'feel' when a blonde chick is Jewish. I can't explain how.
>I'm thinking of converting to orthodox Christianity or Catholicism anyway.
Funny enough, I actually just started visiting an orthodox church this year. The community's one of the best I've ever seen in a church, to the point where it gaslights me to go from "icon/relic veneration is weird" to "maybe icon/relic veneration is a me problem"
>she's also a fellow anon who joined in on the fake myaoposting
Woah, is this destiny? Are you secretly my future wife?
>>33561027
it's wtv i needa go to bed anyway

goodnight everyone (gl with the fake)
>>33560986
Make a trip so people will always know its the real you.
>>33561023
Yeah.
are you insecure
>>33561031
nta but it's obviously calvin. steve is only a ringleader if you had no history with the group.
>>33561043
oh my lord yall are falling like flies that's the fake one

ssighhhh ok gn
real myao already left, she told me on discord
>>33561038
Have you tried the chicken critters?
>>33561037
Have fun anon
>>33560286
because it makes your life worse
>>33561051
Thanks, I think it's going to be a great time. I need a vacation very badly.
>>33561052
How so? I wouldn't have a gf either way.
>>33561044
are you TD with a new name?

Does TD still post here?
What about the black girl? JH or whatever
There was swamp girl, footfacey, london, the one nft bitch, some cute no name ones.
>>33561035
Wait till you find out the "i feel like a whore" when shes in a store for groceries dressed like that but its okay at gym

Prevalent on tiktoks and ig reels

They are well aware its slutty
They just dont care
State Gender
Do you like waking up early?
>>33561046
who could be insecure when your gf is myao?
>>33561055
if you are hateful and spiteful, no one wants to associate with you
it becomes visible on your face
do you have a job?
it probably affects your relations with your parents too
>>33561058
Male
I fucking hate it. It never gets easy.
>>33561058
Absolutely not
Male

T. Its 5 am rn and im about to go sleep
>>33561047
>Another dark-triad on atoga
Right that's the exact answer, but were you aware normies can't figure this out at all? You figured that out in two seconds because it's common sense, but people who aren't dark triad think completely differently it takes them forever and then they just guess at it.
>>33560616
No, I think I'm underweight.
i just wish atoga didnt feel so one sided all the time
>>33561026
>So what do i need to do as a sub
So 101, kinks are a negotiation between individuals as much as private contracting. If you can be honest about what you want, and ask for it ethically and also hear what she wants to do within your reason, then it's up to both of you to seal the deal. You could start with being honest that you have identified as a dominant for a while and exploring new avenues in 'switching'. Then you find a girl switch and negotiate.
>>33561058
F
When i wake up i start thinking of various excuses to call out of work and sleep in. I end up commuting in and then stay up late again because I never learn my lesson.
>>33561058
yeah
>>33561035
i have never worn just leggings in public
>>33561058
M
No I fucking hate it and when I do get up early, it sorta creeps me out
>>33561065
ate too much salt and i am feeling fully chunky today. going to fast all week
>>33561064
Put the name back on gary
>>33561046
When i was around 15-16 i thought i have a micropenis so i kinda thought its over for my dating life since then

Turns out 6.5inch is not a micropenis
>>33561066
Like how it's two dimensional?
>>33561031
first person you replied to

Calvin cheated on Sally and joined Group F when he lost the breakup. Steve is an autist in a(n almost) entirely male friend group, Group W.
>>33561048
This was a good troll, ngl.
>>33561066
Atoga is really shit right now. The conversation topic is namefags.
Christ sakes myao is hands down the most obnoxious femanon within ATOGA.
>>33561069
F
This goes through my head before I ever fall asleep
>>33561056
No. I'm agtwbtrules
>>33561066
Women fellate men!
>>33561080
.·°՞(Β―β–‘Β―)՞°·.
>>33561073
Add some carbs for even more bloat
>>33561068
I see i see
From what i can tell majority of women want to just be lead and play along, and not really put in steps first

At least thats my limited dating experience
>Tfw no confident sexually aggressive gf
>>33561075
its not the size that matters. it is how you use it
>>33561078
i'm so sick of the uwu anime schoolgirl act lmfao
>>33561035
"let me chec that book in this bottom shelf:
>trips and falls face first into her ASS nose deep in her crack
"hahaha im so clumsy"
>SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Haha i think i'm"
>SNIFFFFFFFFF
"stuck"
>SNIFFFFFFFFF
>>33561058
M
Yes and no.
I always feel better mentally when I wake up early. But actually getting myself to wake up early is a pain
>>33561085
> even more bloat
I go from being 53kg to 3 months preggo after one meal
>>33561080
Nah
>>33561086
Im not using it at all because im shy
Its a fully virginial.home grown penis.
>>33561089
*farts cutely*
>>33561006
No, but I am from Texas and we have better steakhouse. I also make better cinnamon butter for my baked sweet potatoes.

>>33561012
Whatever he wants, but don't tell me something you know will upset me.

>>33561020
>Some women use this against us.
Mwahahaha

>>33561058
>Do you like waking up early?
F
Yes it makes me more appreciative of the days I get to sleep in.

>>33561080
I must be off my game
Anyone have a birthday this week? Happy birthday Augustbros.
>>33561077
This is also correct. I'm starting to believe this is something only dark-triads can do is process that dynamic quickly and intuitively. non-triads have to take a long time to do it, and even then it's some kind of logic puzzle where they guess at it.

>>33561074
who the fuck is gary, lol
>>33561096
Have you tried the chicken critters though?
>>33561088
its not an act and that is the wordt part. if you dont like it, you wont like me
(βŠƒ ΛƒΜ£Μ£Μ₯ α΄– Λ‚Μ£Μ£Μ₯ βŠ‚)
>>33561034
Is this faggot serious or just fuckin' with her?
No woman would give out their number if they were asked for it if they weren’t at least a little romantically interested, would they?
Like not someone asking you cold approach but like someone you know wanting to get closer instead of using social media, you would have to know their intentions even if they didn’t explicitly spell it out to you right?
>>33561095
*Gets bricked up*
>>33561013
>I have boobs. Theyre normal sized.
Prove it right now
>>33561056
Damn. Swamp Girl, what a shout.
>>33560630
Hello there.
men, do you know how to grill? do you like it? how do you season your burgers? you do use spices, right, not just with salt and pepper?
>>33561101
Serious.
>>33560797
>>33561099
Yes, they're nothing to write home about. Culvers has better tenders, and those things are the skimpiest little anorexic bitches.
>>33561082
oh...gross
>>33561092
Always confuses me how girls can eat a light meal and complain about bloated belly
Fart sometimes or something lol!

T. Slams down 2500kcal in a sitting
>>33561109
she's probably scamming him for rent money on discord as we speak ('Β―-Β―)
>>33561105
what happened to her? she just stop posting or find a bf?
>>33561110
I do enjoy Culver's but I consider the chicken critters to be absolutely top tier.
>>33561080
You guys say that about every new femanon.

It's always the same: new femanon appears, gets attention, honeymoon period, simps get creepy, incels start getting mad, simps simp harder to compensate, incels go ballistic, femanon either gets chased off atoga, or sticks around long enough for a new target to appear.
You ever dream about a black tarp that is actually a giant man when you get close enough too see it?
>>33561107
Nothing wrong with just salt and pepper on the good piece of meat.

The spices are used to mask the taste of low quality meat.
>>33561107
yes, with charcoal
>you do use spices, right, not just with salt and pepper?
honestly just salt + pepper + garlic powder, but I also typically use ground chuck + eggs
>>33561071
Why? Does your butt look bad?
>>33561107
I live in an apartment in the city, so I unfortunately do not grill. I've been making my rice with pic related and a ratio of 1 cup rice to 1.1 cup chicken stock and it's turning out amazing.
>>33561058
M
I like the idea of waking up early but I can never commit.
>>33561104
i have a man dummy. I do have an hourglass figure though
>>33561114
Maybe not all people like to be micro celebrities.
>>33561122
best rice season ever
>>33561096
So, did you pee on your fiancee or ex?
Sometimes i see this outright gorgeous girl at my gym who looks anywhere from 25-27 and she keeps glancing at me from distance.

Once she did smile to me as i was walking past but only once.

What the hell is her problem?
>>33561118
...it's ground beef. burger is designed to be cheap peasant food, you can get fancy with it to be pretentious but it's against the spirit of the dish to be gourmet about a burger.
>>33561126
yeahhhh if anyone started connecting too many dots on who i actually am, id be out
>>33561116
We haven't seen a new challenger for atoga yet have we?
>>33561125
>I do have an hourglass figure though
They can't keep getting away with it!
>NTA BTW
>>33561125
nta

nvm on the future wife shit but you're still based for also being a fellow myaofaker. Hope you find a nice church.
>>33561126
No, I'm the #1 expert on Swamp Girl, and let me tell you, if there's one thing she craved it's the spotlight, the spotlight and the crowd, the two things she craved were the spotlight and the crowd and the applause, these three things of the spotlight and the crowd and the applause and the praise were all she craved.
>>33561107
yeah. its pretty easy lol. cavemen were cooking over fires.

for burgers i just use salt. no pepper. ill pepper the buns maybe. im a big believer in keeping it simple and not doing gay shit like red onion or butter pickles
>>33561119
i super reccomend you try some paprika on top of all of that next time. it's amazing.
>>33561131
Disagree.
>>33561085
>From what i can tell majority of women want to just be lead and play along, and not really put in steps first
And this is probably why I don't get along with too many women.
>>33561117
>You ever dream about a black tarp that is actually a giant man when you get close enough too see it?
No, I don't dream about huge black men?
I only like milkers all other namefags are cringe
>>33561107
Of course I know how to. That's so basic and easy, how would you NOT know how to?
I prefer cooking over fire ashes though, you won't get a better steak if you know how what you're doing

I grow loads of herbs and use them
>>33561138
>fellas is it gay to season my food?
>>33561143
what about me
>>33561139
writing that one down, thanks
>>33561140
you cannot disagree. the point of grinding up meat was to turn the tough scraps into an edible whole. that is where mincemeat and ground beef came from. then we put it between bread and added cheese and sauces and spices to mask the taste. this is what a hamburger is. you can do what you want with food obviously but that's why burgers exist. to make cheap crappy meat yummy to eat.
>>33561143
I love fat milky titties but I haven’t seen enough of the new namefag to make any judgements
>>33561145
Yes. White men can't season they food without thinking of bbc.
>>33561116
the last step is crucial, the one where they get depression from dopaimine withdrawal, do a ONS with some irl chud, and then shadow lurk here like nothing happened while also vaguepoting femcel rhetoric
>>33561107
At our last July 4th gathering I told the kids I was going to break out the cumin and all of a sudden the cops are placing handcuffs on me.
>>33561136
I didn't even know your last post. I wasn't fake myaoposting! I was just showing her how to tripcode if she didn't know. Sorry I haven't posted in months and don't know who all these new namefag people are.
>>33561150
oh, the name refers to my fat milky ropes of cum
>>33561150
i have been here a WHILE.
just put a name to my personality
>>33561153
okay, both sides are fair here. cumin is a perfect pairing with ground beef but to me it's very much a taco seasoning, i think it'd not compliment well with simple stuff like ketchup and cheese
>>33560687
thoughts on the dating strategy in this post?
>>33561143
<3
>>33561107
Salt, white pepper, celery salt, onion, a little garlic, and lots of Worcestershire sauce
>>33561151
oh ... makes sense :c
>>33561149
Theres levels to this though

You can have a shitty old minced meat of whatever that resembles a hockey pock after grilling

Or you can have a nice quality fresh minced meat, that you gently form without working the meat too much, and its nice and juicy and falls Apart in your mouth
>>33561145
Burgers don't need seasoning.
its a burger.

Beef patty + salt
~3 min each side too medium rare
Mayo spread on the buns + salt/pepper
Ketchup, Dill pickles, lettuce, white onion
Done.
>>33561162
beans, greens, potatos, tomatos, yam, ham..
>>33561152
>the last step is crucial, the one where they get depression from dopaimine withdrawal, do a ONS with some irl chud, and then shadow lurk here like nothing happened while also vaguepoting femcel rhetoric
Kek, too right.
>>33561166
YOU NAME IT
Moids
Are you able to pronounce names like Worcestershire or Gloucester?
>>33561155
oh it was this one >>33561039

But I only made like 3 posts larping as myao and did it in good fun (it's insanely easy to write 1-3 word replies with an emoticon)
>>33561165
actually, i prefer my burgers seasoned
>>33561095
im going to rape you
>>33561169
nice try spreadsheet-kun
>>33561107
>men, do you know how to grill? do you like it? how do you season your burgers? you do use spices, right, not just with salt and pepper?
Yes.
Not really.
For burgers I do keep things simple with just salt and pepper, but I also mix some worcestershire in with the meat.
>>33561169
Sure
>>33561168
fitting jam for our new namefag
>>33561169
Yh I live in England
>>33561169
War-chester-shire
Glaw-chester
>>33561171
actually, I prefer you kill yourself
>>33561169
I think I can, but I'm american so take that how you will.
my titties and chest skin has gotten softer the older i get.
anons - good or bad?
>>33561169
Yes, unlike the angloids who can't read and drop half the letters
>>33561164
you can also make a hot dog from only the finest cuts of meat but it was invented so we could stomach pig intestines.

so, then, do what you want, but absolutely don't fucking tell me you don't think ketchup belongs on a hot dog because it smothers the taste of your grass fed free range richie rich beef sausages from germany. you changed the intention of the dish and then told me the original way was wrong. if we were in person i would be pulling your hair and smacking you and berating you. do you think i fuck around about hamburgers??? i'll kidnap you to south texas and make you work on a construction crew day in day out for six months and then when you're starving out of your mind i'll ask you if you want four double bacon cheeseburgers with the works or one fucking gentrified ass tallburger with no seasoning that tastes better on your linkedin profile than your tongue. god damn brat
Ok gonna jerk off ans go sleep thanks for explaining dominant females femanons
>>33561172
o noeses :C
>>33561187
I need to see before and after to confirm
>>33561187
Good good, now let me rest my head on them
>>33561187
I like soft titties
>>33561183
you wouldnt be the first to say that to me
>>33561166
Hungry :(
Two girls want to go out with this weekend at the same time I’m fucked bro
>>33561189
You know nothing about me

I come from family where boilet buckwheat with butter and sugar was a treat
>>33561189
am i in /ck/ rn
>>33561187
men only care about the angle of the nipples do they point up, down, forwards, or outwards
Too full of piss to go to sleep.
Too sleepy to get up and pee.
>>33561193
*sigh
now i will imagine a moid snugglin my tatas and fall asleep lonely af
>>33561187
Losing the firmness is not the best deal no

But depends what you were working with first
>>33561201
Pee in ur nappy king
>>33561190
Nighty night
>>33561198
I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT YOU

I AM TALKING ABOUT HAMBURGERS
>>33561203
yeah, but we'll both fall asleep lonely together
waiting for my breadwinner gf to return home so i can eat her pussy
>>33561201
True struggle
>>33561165
Do yt ppl really?
>>33561200
opposite directions
>>33561196
awee mommy will cook for the hungry moid
>>33561201
Literally me rn
Looking for a woman to cast Curse of 8 Hour Restful Sleep within the next 30 minutes. Thanks.
waiting for my breadmaker bf to return home so i can eat his bread
>>33561203
Well if it makes you feel any better I'm lonely asf too.
>>33561217
done. so mote it be
>>33561213
delicious. itadakimasu.
>>33561214
Ew :)
>>33561204
still 55kg 167cm
>>33561208
can we share a bed and do that?
>>33561221
Honk... mimimimimimimi...
>>33561060
I do have a job, and I'm well liked by my coworkers.
I talk to my mom regularly, and as long as we avoid certain topics we get along well.

Women already hate men though, so there really isn't a good reason not to hate them back.
>>33561223
suck an egg
night 2 of fighting for my life in the bathroom

femanons, what do you do for hurty tummy
>too far gone to admit to my gf that the bread I make is actually store-bought
>>33561224
Thats not the question
I was asking if they were perky and firm and now are softer and more hanging

Plenty of women can wear nice shapewear and make their boobs look amazing, but not many stay in nice shape once clothes come off

This is why i generally preferred small chests, very aesthetic
>posts tinder results
>entire board derails into horny
Shameful display /atoga/
>>33561058
Male
No, I hate it. I absolutely never get up before 10AM if I can avoid it.
>>33561234
Literally everybody has you filtered ENTJeet
>>33561231
Ibuprofen and hot water bottle
>>33561228
ugh i miss this sound so much
>>33561226
We can't! That's something you do with someone you love
Would getting an inexpensive or nominal gift on a womans birthday be offensive to woman?
I consider myself to immaterialistic and wanted to get a white flower for a woman for her birthday. I know women are different but will she cringe at this or would she much rather receive a tangible gift like a watch or something

woman in question knows i am mentally checked out
I want fat tits in my face. I have only ever been with skinny girls, I want those big fat milky style udders to slap me in the face while she rides me cowgirl
>>33561230
Better than ur cooking :)
>>33561233
well, they dont hang to my knees like some I have seen
>>33561242
what about a skinny girl with fatass anime tits what then
>>33561119
>yes, with charcoal
Taste the meat, not the heat, I tell you hwat!

>>33561128
>So, did you pee on your fiancee or ex?
FiancΓ©e. I don't get the appeal, but if it makes her happy.

>>33561165
>Burgers don't need seasoning
It really depends what you're going for. Sometimes I like to season the meat when forming that patties with onions or maybe chili flakes and chili oil if I want something spicy. There are a million different ways to make burgers.

>>33561169
They call me Moe Leicester (joke for the Brits)

>>33561197
I feel that. Sometimes I gotta beat the ladies off with a stick, or a dildo in this case.
Hes so desperate for attention
Funny, one would think that someone who has hoes on speed dial wouldnt try hard to get some attention off randoms online

Lol!
>>33561240
Give her something that means something to her, not you, you retard lol
>>33561239
>That's something you do with someone you love
do you know where I may meet someone to love? or that would love me?
>>33561240
i'm not the best benchmark but i think buying something cheap isn't an issue, but something like a flower is so impermanent? get the flower but also get her like a sweater or something she can cherish. in the end the gift is for her though, so learn what she loves, and give her that.
>>33561240
Something so simple can mean more than something dumb and expensive.
>>33561246
I knew a girl who was built with anime proportions like that but I’m trying to be realistic
>>33561245
Then they probably look just fine!

Send them over for optical assessment
>>33561242
so true man...
I am probably never gonna marry a titcow because they will sag and i think girls who are B-C cup are probably hotter and age much better

But man i want a skinny waist girl with massive tits swinging at my face like alex daddario in true detective tits. i debate going to see a hooker for this reason
guys please stop insulting the most boring person in the thread. its worse than he is because i can't filter your retarded ass chatter.
>>33561250
I'm not saying I wouldn't I just have to get to know you first
>>33561256
fair
>>33561244
lol my cooking is terrible.
>>33561234
Congrats or sorry, brown chad.
>>33561263
Aw well now i feel bad
>>33561247
I would risk it with Morinth
>>33561107
I don't have a grill, but I do have a pan with grill ridges in the bottom.
I've tried a bunch of different stuff, but the best combo in my opinion is minced onions (or onion powder if I'm being lazy), salt, pepper, and panko chips. Grill it up so it's just barely pink in the middle and charred on the outside, with melted cheese over top (cheddar, American, or Monterey Jack). Grill the buns a little bit, then coat them with fry sauce or something.
Ninety eight *huff* ninety nine *huff* one hundred *nearly faints* Man... all those weighted pullups really make my arms look huge, huh ladies.
>>33560374
in my dms
>>33561169
I could learn if I cared
>>33561256
One chick i know and fumbled has most insane hip waist ratio i have ever seen and even though face wise shes like, okay, the body of hers is so good i would put up with a lot to get to bang her

>She was stretching herself on floor in front of me barefoot last week, and doing cat camel poses so i saw a thong on her massive ass
>>33561268
how bigs that dick tho
>>33561248
Sorry you don’t get pussy like the rest of us do virgin pajeet
>>33561268
*sniffing him*
laying my erect cock on nude femanons lower abdomen while I read Marcel Proust aloud in a dimly lit candle lit room with 10 hours long relaxing wind sounds from youtube playing from my shitty mac from 2010 at medium to low volume
>>33561261
I would never asked to be loved.
But being supported in a future relationship by my best friend(s) actually has heavy weight on me. As to why I find it important and transparent about my feelings.
I think getting to know someone is the most important step
Projection above
>>33561274
Charliieeeee
myao and LhA know each other IRL so the simps can officially stop she has a boyfriend
>>33561274
god he's such a mini-chad
>>33561271
Have you really fumbled if she’s comfortable enough to do that in front of you?
>>33560374
>where am i supposed to post tits
Here?
>>33561279
what??
>>33561282
Have u heard of a gym
>>33561279
It's over.
>>33561275
uh yes please
>>33561275
Wtf. This is way too hot for atoga
>>33560374
Post them in the /soc/ thread
>>33561275
Make it 10 hours wind sounds with bass boosted farts interspersed
>>33561276
I didn't see it as asking to be loved, more like a natural yearning for intimacy that everyone wants. But too many people try to rush intimacy when time and trust is what builds such emotional bonds.
>I think getting to know someone is the most important step
based
>>33561275
10 hours frads first date
Femanons does cryptic pregnancy freak you out?
>>33561282
Well im not exactly sure what's up with her

When i spoke with her first we had some really good energy between us, she was really talkative in person and dms

But then she found some dude, and i thought until now she was dating him.
But turns out she moved to city i live in and changed gyms to the one im in.

And of course, its impossible to tell if she happeend to just do the cat camel because it was part of her routine of ab exercises, or because i was behind doing floor press and she did it on purpose.

She did come to me after and we had conversation.
That body of hers though, good lord ultra feminine, high estrogen genetics
pros
>she's cute and petite
>she likes anime
>same religious views as me
cons
>everything else

Well? What will it be?
>>33561275
10hrs italian brainrot
>>33561275
Stop rizzing, /lit/fag.
Resting my warm half erect cock between femanon thighs in the morning, when im the big spoon.
>>33561297
skip
>>33561297
Mine
>>33561299
"You can't find the clit without /lit/" - Socrates
>>33561297
sometimes you have to consider what personality/habits/szns will change for her and how much influence you can be to shape the imperfections to resonate with who you are... if you are willing and want to accept the pros.
then tell her what you dont like
Women
I am good at Dead By Daylight
Would you let me put you on the hook
>>33561300
I bet this is cozy
>>33561306
What killer
>>33561297
everything else is fucking huge? Is she hygenic? Is she loyal?
>>33561308
>exposed
LMFAO it's so over
>>33561308
Demogorgon and Xenomorph
>>33561312
You aren’t good at dbd?
I am hungry again
>>33561317
What will anon eat this time?
>>33561313
Ew
>>33561307
Yeah just ends up in it slipping in.
>>33561318
suggestions?
thinking pudding but my phat ass want something salty
>>33561316
I think he means the status where one hit downs you
>>33561320
Nope, nope no lol I am born again and saving my snatch for prince charming
>>33561295
all pregnancy creeps me out
>>33561322
Salted pudding
>>33561319
Wrong answer man
>>33561322
deez nuts
>>33561324
Prince charming more like penile shagging

>Born again
Say it again with straight face, you cant reset the counter that easily
>>33561317
Why bbnosonic postin
I am too but it's late. I ate 6 hours ago and had one mini muffin.
>>33561327
Yum?
stealthily adding flavorless undetectable calories to every meal so femanon's clothes becomse tight and unwearable

>Captcha: JGAWD
>>33561169
Yeah. I'm not American so that's easy. I hear English people say that all the time
>>33561326
mmm dont tempt me
Stealthily adding calories to skinny femanon so her ass and thighs get juicy
I expressed myself and there was reciprocation.
I will be sleeping very happily
>>33561337
this dude just got myao tit pics
>>33561331
kek
i didnt think anyone else here knew him?
i cant post my favorite fast food w my favorite new age artist?
>>33561336
Will u love her chins too
>>33561338
what tits?
>>33561336
do it jiggle?
>>33561339
he made a song with the moist man, of course bv knows him
>>33561340
for better or for worse.
forever
>>33561340
Yes
Going to put my face into her neck and make fart noises with my mouth against her skin, while im tickling her and shes close to peeing herself laughing
why are women like this?
>>33561343
ahh yes. critikal
they do more than that. streams, videos and stuff. i have followed since before his lala - live stream chat / met him.. ect.
maybe my dreamboat celeb crush but that is so impossible.
>>33561339
I know of him. You like chili dawgs like sonic?
I prefer mustard and onions.
>>33561274
He's like two feet tall and the most smug, condescending prick imaginable.

>>33561300
>not between the cheeks
You know, this says a lot about you.
>>33561346
myao needs to RELAX sheesh
>>33561347
Same i wanna live on his farm
>>33561346
I would have tickled them, but I am sure caressing is nice
>>33561338
I've said it once I'll say it again myao is a man (s)he and JhA are the same person.
>>33561346
Me on the right
>>33561354
dog balls?
>>33561348
I am having a sonic bev as we speak.
mustard, chili, cheese, onion and (sometimes) jalepenos
>>33561349
manlet haters die challenge
>>33561347
>>33561353
Oh was this posting one of ya'll asking about what he packs about 3 weeks ago?
>>33561357
it is a tiger. theyre exotic
Who thought juggling multiple girls could be this exhausting
>>33561349
No one hates short men more than other short men
>>33561337
>I expressed myself and there was reciprocation.
Sexually?
>>33561361
how tall is he
>>33561361
I was talking about the moist man but bb is ok too
>>33561361
goood lort
got me all hot an bothered
(Β¬_Β¬")
literally had a crush on this guy since like 2017
>>33561361
>unironic bbno$ shitpost on /adv/
my dick's bigger than that btw
>>33561366
He's 5'9
>>33561370
yeah but are you attractive and short? actually bbno$ looks too tall for my taste
>>33561371
Ew
>>33561366
average. no one needs a 6'8" chad!!
but he is taller than you think.
I am 5'5" and he is at least six or seven inches taller than me
>>33561371
a little taller than what i like but still cute
>>33561372
yes and no. 6'5 tallness
>>33561370
i had no idea lol
makin my fem cheeks blush
>>33561375
Lmao I’m taller than a manlet namefag by 7 inches
>>33561375
i hate tall men
>>33560856
go back far enough and we're all mixed
people that care so much despite being single are fucking losers who likely won't reproduce anyway
>>33561378
What made u decide to larp today
>>33561381
moid hands
>>33561380
actually, imma chick.
busty, curly haired baddie
>>33561368
Charlie is good, you like him too?
Double good.
I hate women so much.
>>33561384
I play college basketball, dumb bitch
>>33561386
Shut up tranny
I mate women
>>33561387
sure. i used to watch his yt
but i also watched king cobes RIP
Gender
What's your hair preference on the opposite gender? Style, length, color, texture, etc.
My girlfriend wants to sleep with other men. We're staying together through this because I just want her to be happy. Should I start paying for sex with prostitutes to keep us even?

ATOGA: THE MOVIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPGR1MW_4M
>>33561391
stealing this
>>33561387
Yeeea he seems like he’d be chill to hang with
>>33561386
>busty
Oh, that's why you're "milkers."
>t. I'm slow
>>33561390
*eyeroll
>>33561395
>My girlfriend wants to sleep with other me-
Either bait or retardation.
>>33561377
You should post him sometimes so we can all be boy crazyyyy with anthony padilla poster.
>>33561395
You should start finding men online who will pay you to have sex with your gf, then you'll have passive income.
>>33561386
>baddie
Fuck off, QT.
>>33561394
M
I like brown or black hair, maybe dirty blonde.
I prefer it longer, and I like ponytails with bangs. Something like this makes my heart throb.
>>33561395
>My girlfriend wants to sleep with other men. We're staying together through this because I just want her to be happy. Should I start paying for sex with prostitutes to keep us even?
No, be a supportive boyfriend
>>33561389
Make sure u take lots of pics, ur gonna look back on now as the moment u peaked!
>>33561399
kek .. no worries, i am retarded.
we can be dumb together.
>>33561398
Mhm. I'd have a beer with him.
>>33561389
intramurals don't count
>>33561405
*bombastic side eye
guess what this week is?
bbq party
>>33561406
Damn bro. We have the same taste.
Although I don't mind medium length either.
>>33561409
That sounds nice. But fair warning, the presence of boobs makes me even dumber.
>>33561406
Pajeet can’t get laid lol
Gender
Whole, 2%, Oat, Almond, Goat
>>33561408
I peaked when my mom told me i was handsome at 4 years old

>>33561411
>intramurals at 6'5
okay coach
>>33561415
Ew
>>33561418
Raw, my immune system would kill a newborn baby
>>33561419
Oh no now i feel bad again
>>33561418
M
Almond, I'm lactose intolerant
>>33561395
>Should I start paying for sex with prostitutes to keep us even?
Not unless you can afford the expensive ones with clean records. It's most likely you'll catch something because of the nonmonogamy rng leaning heavily on male experiences.
>>33561418
Hole milk.
>>33561418
For coffee? Almond or oat.
Everything else? Whole
>>33561422
I prefer mine raw too
>>33561418
Whole for drinking
Almond unflavored for cereal
>>33561425
>It's most likely you'll catch something because of the nonmonogamy rng leaning heavily on male experiences.
He's more likely to catch something from his gf who sleeps with random men than himself sleeping with a hooker when he's wearing a condom.
>>33561423
Yeah. That'll teach you to consider others.
>>33561419
it's enough to help compensate for a 5-inch vertical, especially since you've always had a talent for grabbing balls
>>33561418
>breast
whole, but in some places it's more expensive than low fat :/ I've been making onions milk recently too, and that's been alright.
>>33561428
Fr you have AIDS too? On god
I think I'm falling in love with a girl I know but I'm too much of a bitch to tell her. What should I do to let her know without seeming like a creep?
>>33561431
I feel bad that ur such a retard, aw
>>33561378
ew. gigamoids don't speak to me
>>33561436
HAHAHA what?
No. Raw milk is good for your system and I live in a farmer heavy economy so there is a plethora of raw milk at the local grocer. But I am just as sick as you.
>>33561437
Does she show any interest in u at all? There’s really no point going from 0 to im in love with u
>>33561418
I prefer milk fresh from femanon's breast
>>33561437
Just tell her. You might be surprised if she reciprocates. If not, you will never wonder 'what if'
>>33561440
coping moid hands
>>33561430
Not really, guys fucking other dudes girls are usually more careful about proper condom usage than men in nonmonogamous situations actively fucking around.
>>33561437
Just shoot your shot and move on my dude. Time is a killer.
>>33561432
>5-inch vertical
didn't realize fcking skip bayless posted on /atoga/ rofl

>>33561438
punching upwards I see

>>33561440
I would split you don't even talk
Women, which 3 muscles areas should a guy target first for working out? E.g. 1) Ass 2) Legs 3) Abs
so can we all agree i'm the king of this thread?
>>33561444
Maybe? She's playful and flirty but idk if it's just the way she is in general or only around me.
>>33561447
cope
my vote goes to boob girl
>>33561445
as a femanon who breast fed multiple children for over two years each.. it leaks alot. so sweet, like frosted flakes or captn crunch milk. eating well helps keep mom full of milk and milking keeps the body tight.
>>33561453
Why dont u try inviting her to do something casual alone and see how it goes
>>33561456
>my vote goes to boob girl
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>>33561452
lolol we bow to thou
>>33561457
I need to get a woman pregnant stat
>>33561451
1 dick 2 penis 3 cock
Has any femanon posted her tits before?
>>33561451
None, do some sort of skill. Running, swimming, climbing.
Day 8 of no fap
Was tempted but held firm
>>33561452
whoa whoa whoa
whatta bout bbno$
>>33561452
Ur funny lil impressionist
>>33561413
I don't mind any length, just if I have the option, the length in that pic is good.

>>33561418
M
Whole

>>33561428
Stop replying to ENTJ
Who’s wants to get sacrificed to pagan dommy mommy
>>33561470
Imagine having a threesome with them both.
>>33561465
I would have another.
It feels soo good to have your partner nibble and drink
>>33561457
>note to self
>keep baby's momma well-fed for steady milk production
>>33561418
Male
Whole, but 2% and 1% are acceptable.
>>33561394
>What's your hair preference on the opposite gender?
F
I like long, wavy, dirty blonde hair on white boys

>>33561418
F
Whole fairlife

>>33561451
>Women, which 3 muscles areas should a guy target first for working out?
1. Pecs/chest
2. Biceps/triceps/delts/arms
3. Lats/traps/back
If you wanna look big af

>>33561467
>Has any femanon posted her tits before?
Several, actually.
>>33561475
That is so fucking vile
Guys what's the creepiest thing you've done that your crush doesn't know about?
>>33561448
The hooker makes you wear a condom
>>33561457
How long can your husband suck your boobs sexually until you get ick'ed out?
>>33561474
eh, moists hair is a lil too long.. never had more than one guy so i would be soooo nervous.
>>33561478
Thor daddy is hot!
>>33561481
I don't have a crush, I have no bitches
>>33561482
That you use poorly because you're an Nword. Next.
>>33561473
Guarantee she's sub as fuck
>>33561476
beans, greens, potatos, tomatos, yam, ham
>>33561448
>Not really, guys fucking other dudes girls are usually more careful about proper condom usage than men in nonmonogamous situations actively fucking around.
Do you know this from experience?...
>>33561490
Idk why you're so mad about this
>>33561484
Ur really larping it up huh
>>33561481
Saved her pictures and used them to make cum tributes
>>33561481
Looked her up maybe? Fantasized/jacked off thinking about her?
>>33561476
fennel, oats, fish, rice, dark greens, water coomsumption must be substantial
>>33561481
I don't have a crush.
As for your question, it depends on what kind of creepy you mean. I've bought women's used underwear before, but if we're not talking about things related to porn or whatever, then it would have to be watching the girls change in the band room, trying to catch glimpses of their underwear while we got ready for practice. With some of them I could even see their nipples sometimes because their bras didn't quite fit right.
>>33561475
>I would have another.
>It feels soo good to have your partner nibble and drink
That's so hot. Nine months of creampies must be nice too.
>>33561465
Me too, damn
>>33561494
I think there should be condom usage surveys on the Tea app.
>>33561481
I've looked her up on different social medias. I think I found her steam account
femanon made me happy
>>33561483
if depends. but the more that they are used, the fuller they get. the body produces more if there is more stimulation, so sometimes its necessary to "express" extra to build supply
women what's your preferred height in a guy
moids try not to cope too hard when the answers disprove your theory that your height causes all your problems in life
>>33561504
Please don't tell me you actually fucking use that..
>>33561467
Kittenposter, gingerboobs, a few others.
>>33561511
Is anyone going to be surprised by that?
>>33561496
nope. i am actually too honest.
i hate myself
>>33561509
Between 1 inch taller than me and infinity
>>33561500
>I've bought women's used underwear before
Where do people buy/sell this shit?
>>33561516
how tall are you
>>33561501
ugh im already super horny.
but yes
>>33561517
In my case it was OF
>>33561469
>Day 8 of no fap
>Was tempted but held firm
Speaking from experience, leave atoga before it's too late. These femanons WILL make you fail, and they'll be utterly unremorseful about it.
>>33561511
I don't. I talk all my shit to everyone's faces.
>>33561518
Short :)
>>33561516
>tfw I'm not infinity tall
I'm never going to make it
>>33561509
5'6"
>>33561509
dumb retard the entire complaint is that women want men taller than them, so short men can't date because many women just ignore this and lazily decide 6 foot the cutoff.
>>33561520
I love when a woman wraps her legs around me just as I'm about to cum.
>>33561514
*eyeroll
>>33561525
U cant win em all
>>33561509
5'6
>>33561530
Fuck my chungus incel life
>>33561509
i have no idea but probably like just a couple inches taller than me so i can kiss him whenever i want but i have to go a little on my tip toes
Dark hair, blue eyes, pale skin, tall (5'7+ ft), skinny, small breasts, speaks at least 5 languages

Is this really too much to ask for?
>>33561528
I have never done this, but want to try with the next guy I am with.
Wont be able to report back my findings, bc im a stinky, isolated foid and will never get the opportunity
>>33561532
You're not a true manlet enjoyer anymore