Thread 33560280

ITT: We ask the opposite gender (almost) anything.

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33556500

Why shouldn't I hate women?

>>33560280 (OP)
WHY THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK HERE.

WHO APPROVED THIS?

I WILL FIND YOU

good pic op

I wish they would start banning namefags

Despite what most may think, this is the ideal female body that men lust for.

love to all flat girls

Tell me this. How did this dermatologist diagnose me with rosacea and then prescribe me retinols which make rosacea WORSE?

>>33560294
Doth said the namefag.

I would like to be on the receiving end of a horny woman just once in my life. That feels like such an impossible thing to experience.

>>33560309
skill issue

It it true that 7.5" is too big for most women and they won't be able to fit it in? How do I find someone I'm compatible with?

Men
Have you ever been on the receiving end of a horny woman?

>>33560294
But.. nevermind.

>>33560316
Yes, just a few hours ago over text

>>33560316
Yes online, many times. I'm an E-manwhore
No IRL.

>>33560316
Yeah, it's pretty cool. It always surprises me just how horny they get. Like an animal in heat.

What is a dream date for you?
mine would probably be Feb. 22nd
kek

>had to unfollow r/GoodNews cause every fucking post became about something bad happening to trump or republicans
Why do americans have to ruin everything?

>>33560287
I asked for a Homestuck OP. It was me, I requested it, and OP delivered.

i love my chadlet bf !!

I would like to be on the receiving end of a man

>>33560316
Yes. She wasn't my type. I wanted to be friends and was too autistic to realize that getting Chinese and watching a movie together she was going to expect sex

>>33560316
no

>>33560313
i never claimed otherwise

>>33560316
Yeah, it didn't work out. She was too horny for me. In my defense, I was tired after working, and she wasn't tired because she was NEETing.

>>33560333
You probably have been.
>>33560332
What do you like about him?

a horny man I mean

short men are superior

>>33560309
I am a chick so horny that i would have a hard time controlling myself around a certain person. I literslly imagine grindin myself on (guy) and dopping to my knees to receive his seed.. and I havn't really seen anyone in a sexual light in a long time

>>33560333
My butt is my reception end...

loneliness sucks

>>33560333
>>33560339
women are disgusted by male horniness

Can someone explain to me why men gave rights to women?

Women, what kind of horny texting do you like?

>>33560337
his giant cock and handsome face

>>33560340
Thanks for the encouragement, but I'll settle for a woman who settles for me out of a lack of other options.

State Gender, whats your favorite Homestuck class and aspect?

>>33560348
horny texters are retards

>>33560328
mine was april 4th 2004 04/04/2004

>>33560316
Yes, I woke up to my first gf grinding against my leg once.

>>33560329
Those are NPC liberals, actually. Not americans.

>>33560347
They didn't want to lose access to pussy.

>>33560351
M
I've read all of Homestuck and I still don't remember the Classpect bullshit.

My favourite character is John though. He was a real one.

>>33560347
we got tired of them nagging

>5'9
>Too short to be considered tall
>Too tall to be considered short
Wtf man

>>33560344
Just be a female. At least then your loneliness would be self-inflicted.

>>33560351
never got into it despite tumblr shoving it down my throat along with super who lock angloboo garbage. seriously why did all those girls go crazy for the bandersnatch he's objectively and subjectively ugly

>>33560340
real women don't care about height

Should I shower and then eat yogurt or eat yogurt and then shower?

It's strawberry greek yogurt. I'll probably put white chocolate chips in it

>>33560353
great minds.
i think that would be a great weather day too. spring is my fav

Gender
Favorite Star Wars movie?

>>33560364
you say that as if i can just change gender also women can be lonely too

>>33560362
as a medium boobed woman, i feel your pain bro. like im too big to post in the flat threads and too small for the big boob threads. where am i supposed to post tits

>>33560371
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_one_with_the_whales

>>33560371
M
The one with Jar Jar

>>33560370
not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket

>>33560374
You're not supposed to post tits, ma'am, you're not supposed to post them.

>>33560316
When I know 99% of their motive is fucking me, i just act aloof and oblivious until they dry up

>>33560351
F. Waste of Space

>>33560370
I just have a weird obsession with the number 4 I was 4 years old that day

>>33560377
based

>>33560374
you're supposed to let me hold them with my average sized hands

>>33560316
M

Yeah there was this wine and cheese thing I was attending with some friends and this girl I didn't know had way too much of the wine and was basically glued to me all night until I tricked her into getting into an Uber that I just had take her to the airport, I figured she'd probably be safe there until she sobered up.

>>33560379
oh ok then i wont. i'll keep them to myself

>>33560316
No. Life is bleak

>>33560294
>Ban namefags
>Namefags
>Namefag
You're a fucking retard and a whiny bitch I agree they should ban you.

>>33560371
M
never really liked those movies, I watched all six of them and they were ok

>>33560389
lmfao????? that is inasane

>>33560385
wow. youre young.

>>33560348
I don't think I enjoy horny texting that much.

Women
I napped

I jus wanna geek off the yart but twinjamin said he got fine shyt at the bop house so finna pullup on foenem </3

>>33560400
how big your boob?

>>33560399
not really, 2004 was a long time ago, I'm 26

>>33560404
shiiiiit

>>33560371
Episode three or rise of skywalkers

>>33560403
>look at anon nap-maxxing over here
>millions must nap
>mogging all these naplets

>>33560403
Very good.
>>33560377
Hello prequel meme enjoyer

>>33560398
I like to think she got out and thought "wow anon lives at the airport!"

>>33560403
can you hear me clapping for you?

>>33560371
M
The Phantom Menace

>>33560377
This

>>33560405
Also average

>>33560371
F I liked the ones with natalie portman.
I kind of found the original trilogy to be boring. I tried really hard to get into it.

>>33560415
>Hello prequel meme enjoyer
I mean honestly, as an elder zoomer, this is what got me into star wars in the first place lmao

>>33560403
I am watching kung fu movie
F

>>33560371
M
Empire

>>33560425
Have you seen this move?
*plap*

>>33560424
>as an elder zoomer
?

>>33560416
Nah she was probably confused and scared and had to try to figure out a way to get home after a guy at a party tried to strand her

Women if you slapped a guy with your boob, would it hurt?

>>33560348
None of it. It's all so cringe to me.
I really hate the LARP and roleplay people.

>>33560403
Good boy/girl

Women if you become my gf, i'll write out initials in the snow with my pee

>>33560404
fuuuuk kek
imma try ta slide thru an pickkup some doadie and blaze up for a happy

Women, have you been plapped while posting in this thread?

>>33560431
Like fall on him? My boobs do not extend out.

Why are the femanons here so awful?

Men, weird hypothetical question. If you had a wife and children, and one day your child lies to your wife that you molested them, how do you expect your wife to react? Assume your wife has no automatic reason to believe its a lie, such as the child claiming it happened while your wife knows the child wasnt even with you.
I just want to understand the male brain way of thinking more.

I don't get why people namefag. Why not just go to discord or something. There are plenty of 4chan type servers that you would enjoy.
Why are you coming here and treating this thread like a chatroom?
What makes you want to namefag on 4chan? Is it just attention?

>>33560432
What are your thoughts on non-horny LARP and roleplay?
Or if it does get horny it doesn't lead to sex because we're staying true to the original storyline?

>>33560294
Technically, a signature use, but it's rarely used

>>33560407
ahh. i am older

>>33560443
what did I do

>>33560443
I am not :(

>>33560445
My favorite posters don't want to talk to me outside of the thread because they're my favorites but I'm not their favorite.

>>33560438
this is actually hella romatic.
can we kiss under the stars?

>>33560438
And that’s how you lose it anon

>>33560444
I want my wife to understand and trust me enough to know that i would never do that. If she called the police on me, im 100% leaving that marriage

>>33560430
>stranded
>at a global transportation hub
>with police and security every five feet
Where would you suggest I send a woman like that who won't give me her address and who I don't know from Eve? It was honestly the best thing I could think of at the time, she sure as hell wasn't coming back with me.

>>33560444
If she doesn't at least come and ask me about it before coming to any conclusions, I married the wrong woman. She should at least trust me enough to not automatically assume I'm guilty of such a thing based on the unsubstantiated words of a child.

LHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>33560421

sorry for leaving i went to go shower ㅠㅠ

>>33560454
>can we kiss under the stars?
Sure! lemme just go wash my hands first

>>33560455
lose w-what?

>>33560446
cute when its romatic and shakespearesque

>>33560451
>>33560450
Apparently women are allowed to be horny but if men do it it's weird and cringy and uncomfortable.

>>33560447
>a signature use
So you're saying we can legitimately report them?

>>33560447
You're replying to a schizophrenic

>>33560444
The Hunt (2012)

>>33560445
Not a namefag but I considered using a name before.
You definitely get more attention as a namefag, but a part of the appeal is just being more recognizable. People pay attention to namefag posts more than others, no matter what. But I decided that wasn't anything I wanted because, as you say, there are way better places to do that.

>>33560444
F
I would kill myself in this scenario

>>33560461
Pee pee is going to get frostbite anon

>>33560444
Anyone who knows me, will know it's false and start asking the child why they said that.

>>33560456
What if she questioned you about it though?
>>33560458
Would it hurt your marriage for her to ask you about it at all? Would you be offended that she hadnt immediately dismissed it as an impossible accusation?

Follow up question to both if you would like, what if your child came to you saying your wife had molested them? Same scenario, how are you handling it?

>>33560466
Terrific movie, I wonder if the anon who wanted movie recs yesterday liked it

>>33560464
NTA but I wouldn't think so. The name field is there to be used. Just filter them.

>>33560447
That's not what a signature is.

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>>33560460
myao

>>33560470
OH
Nah, it should be fiine. Breeze feels nice actually

>>33560316
In 2018 I did the classic 2010's thing where I missed a booty call because I was playing a game of League of Legends and she had already taken her sleeping pills by the time I responded (15 minutes later).

I had one drunken hookup with a friend who had a fight with her bf that day. Fortunately I was too drunk to get an erection so I didn't lose my virginity in the most shameful way humanly possible.

I wish I had a boyfriend

>>33560475
>The name field is there to be used.
Just like pics, but people still can be banned for spamming them as their avatars

>>33560446
I think all horny/sex talk is really gross and cringe. I really look at people that post them as lesser people with low IQ.
When you see someone like Elon Musk have his DMs leak with some egirl and there is major simping and horny talk its so cringe and I think everyone loses a lot of respect for him. That is what you look like as well and everyone that sexts and dirty talks.

I think non-horny rp is still cringe.
I think writing poetry or speaking poetically can be romantic. but pretending to be something you're not is just ick

>>33560464
>>33560447
No lol. Why would they even put the name option if it was ban-able

>>33560486
I think that has more to do with pushing a thread to the image limit by doing that.

>>33560448
how much older?

>>33560483
me too. maybe one day we will meet special people for us. but i have accepted that i will die alone

>>33560460
I could've helped you wash your back

do all men inevitably become attracted to children? in the office that i work at, literally all of my male coworkers talk about hot school girls they are travelling to work. it’s even worse when we have work experience school kids come in, we had to stop accepting girls because the men would take pictures under their skirts or of their boobs. all of them were doing this “locker room talk” bullshit about it. literally 100% of them, nobody found it weird.

they also talk about each other’s daughters and nieces in the same way and share photos of them.

Shall we talk shit about her?

>>33560447
>but it's rarely used
namefags are more easily reported for spamming or offtopic

>>33560497
>but i have accepted that i will die alone
Noooo don't say that. Stay positive. Everything will work out.

>>33560500
What the fuck? Where is this?

>>33560460
>sorry for leaving i went to go shower ㅠㅠ
Oh it's alright lol :o I had to go survey the kitchen and see what I could make for dinner heh but I also took the test and got secure attachment :)

>>33560488
This is why I only write poetry with ironic detachment, so if anyone calls me out for being cringe I can say "Ha ha, I wasn't really opening my chest and baring my heart, I was just having a little cheeky fun, ha ha."

>>33560496
imma 30

>>33560505
in the office i work at

>>33560472
>What if she questioned you about it though?
I mean it would be fair/smart to at least ask me about it. But not in an accusatory manner

>what if your child came to you saying your wife had molested them? Same scenario, how are you handling it?
Same thing. I would bring it up to my wife in a "Kid said this about you. Thats not true right?". Would probably try to press the kid for more detail before bringing it up though. See if it makes sense. See if they act strange around the mom

>>33560500
Stuff like this makes me want to kms. Why even try to be with a man when this is the high likelihood result

>>33560506
Securefag
Fuck you bitch

>disappear for three days
>four newfags

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>33560500
No. I think you just work with disgusting nonces.

>>33560503
thanks. i will say this as an affirmation to myself, daily

sex with women multiple times

>>33560500
I've never seen any men behave like this. Sexual talk is very rare, and when it does occur it's limited to celebrities.

>>33560501
Her fashion is shit. Even rats can dress better.

>>33560516
/atoga/ got soft, people aren't bullying them enough

>>33560519
You're welcome femanon. Stay positive :)

Femanon, how old are you and what is your age range for seriously dating men?
>if you dont want to give your age can you at least answer the second part?

>>33560472
nta, i'd have no problem with her asking about it and getting all the info she can. but if i know i didn't do it, i tell her i didn't do it, and she still doesn't believe me, then i'd feel like she never really understood me and she probably never really loved me.

>>33560509
I see, you're not that much older though

>>33560516
You.
You are the wrong.

>>33560521
seriously? it’s constant at my workplace.

>>33560525
23
23-28

>>33560525
23 and I like men 30 to 50.

>>33560523
What can I possibly say to LhA that he doesn't already say to himself every time he looks in the mirror?

>>33560444
So here's what I'd expect and understand and frankly want my wife to do, I would expect her to take me by surprise and give the police all of my devices in order to start an investigation before I could make any serious preparations, followed by removing me from the home. I would be extremely pissed and upset, but again this is what I would want her to do.

In the aftermath there are several outcomes.
>I'm falsely convicted
What happens next depends on my child's age and mental state, if it's a four year old that did this then I guess my life is fucked and I try to trudge onward, if it's a sixteen year old who knows what they're doing and the consequences then all that needs to be said is that my wife would be given the benefit of the doubt and would be fine.
>I'm cleared
Similar, depends on the child's age and agency, if the kid is like 7 or older they're going to a relative's home permanently or into foster care, if wife can't accept that then she needs to divorce me by filing first and offering me very favorable terms or I will engage in life ruination tactics until she does, I'd have very little to lose by that point and she would have escalated from "protecting muh kid" to "unreasonable harpy"

>disappear for three days
>four new namefags

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>33560530
Get a new job... please.

>>33560523
shut the fuck up and taste my nuts

I want to hangout in the graveyard with my gf and smoke with her only problem is that I don't have a gf

>>33560532
Stop setting your life up for failure. Stop it RIGHT NOW.

>>33560516
>>33560538
why'd you post this twice?

>>33560528
lol only four years

>>33560525
30-35

>>33560489
husband !

>>33560542
Stfu

>>33560541
Lets go on an adventure! This sounds so fun! perfect weather for this

>>33560523
Honestly haven't read enough of their posts to know if they're bad or not I just assume they are

>>33560529
Based on your random femcel outbursts that only exist out of sheer boredom? No, I don't think so.

>>33560543
I said newfag instead of new namefag, but honestly they probably are newfags

>>33560548
dont lead anons on like that, myao

>>33560472
>would it hurt your marriage if you asked about it at all
Much like the paternity test question to a pregnant wife there's no way to ask this without impacting the course of the relationship in one way or another, it's not anyone's fault in this scenario (Except the kid's if they're lying) but seriously no you will NEVER be able to ask "did you diddle our kid?" and then go back to what you had before, and thinking you can is to assume men are not human.

>>33560533
there's a way around it, don't bully just him, target something or someone he cares about too

>>33560525
24
23-26 ideal. 22-28 acceptable.

>>33560347
>local city council meeting where woman "expert" spoke and advocated for LESS police presence because it makes the homeless tweakers who are zombie walking down main street and shitting on the sidewalks feel "discriminated" and "targeted"

this isnt even a meme, it's just fucking reality

>>33560548
:D

>>33560525
M 34

I guess hypothetically I'd date a 25 year old but she'd really have to knock my socks off during our intro phase, I'd be more comfortable dating a woman in her 30s.

>>33560556
I don't have the energy to bully Myao unless she posts more pro-ana pro-mia content.

>>33560548
>husband !
What about the guy you already had sex with?

>>33560556
You sound like the fucking Green Goblin and it's making me laugh my ass off
>The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. THE HEART, OSBORN! FIRST, WE ATTACK HIS HEART!

>>33560551
I'll buy you a pack of cigarettes

>>33560565
that sounds like a good time!

Dang I want a boyfriend

>>33560564
hey, it often works, unless the target is really sociopathic

>>33560565
>>33560568
we can walk together and enjoy the atmosphere

>>33560570
>Dang
WE DO NOT
USE WORDS LIKE THAT
IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, YOUNG LADY

*shoves a bar of soap in your mouth*

>>33560570
I hope a good one finds you.

>>33560480
myao's fucking lha

>>33560525
34f, would date 30-39

Why are you guys never this supportive when i (m) post about wanting a gf? :\

>>33560574
actually kinda hot. sounds like an exciting start to a manga

>>33560564
Why do you think Yo Mama jokes are so popular?

>>33560579
have you tried taking a shower and putting on some deodorant before you post?

>>33560538
we need to impersonate them more c:

>>33560472
Unless there's an obvious reason not to believe our child, like an obvious alibi or something that is obviously inconsistent with her story, I would understand if she asked me about it. Just don't be accusatory immediately either.

If the situation was reversed, I'd kind of assume I was being lied to by our child, but I'd ask her about it just to be sure. Assuming she didn't admit to it or act all sketchy about it, I'd talk to the child again and ask for more information, and once it becomes apparent that they're making it up, there would be significant consequences for them.

>>33560576
All the femanons are whores so that's not surprising.

>>33560583
omg nooooo !! stoppp!!

>>33560585
Well considering all men are seemingly pedos this does not matter even a little bit

>>33560583
true :D

>>33560525
26. 24-29
I have a bf (27)

>>33560579
Because you hate women

>>33560588
OMG STOP FAKE MYAO !!

>>33560580
Do Japanese people get forced to eat soap too? That post is American Culture to me.

>>33560590
wtf no i dont

>>33560591
just tripcode dumb nigga

>>33560586
>>33560591
FAKE ! >_<

ignore fake myao, myao >_<

My name is myao and i loooooove juicy cocks!!
ning ning ning

stop pretending to be me ;-; it's really making me sad !!

Women
Are there any video games that would be turn-offs for a guy to play?

>>33560599
Vat vat vat vaaaaaaaaaat?

>>33560595
ning? (ning is my boyfriend)

can you guys shut the fuck up

My name is BlueValkyrie and i fucking hate that mantlet name charlie white. I hope he falls down the stairs

Hello atoga.
i haven't posted here in some time. Does anyone have the collage link?
I want to know if my chin is still there lol

JHA fucks me every time I "take a break to do something" I didn't need to shower I needed to get fucked.

>>33560606
Ming dynasty pussy got me acting unwise

I'm the real myao stop pretending to be me ㅜㅜ

sometimes i swear this thread is filled with 15-year-olds

sorry ill stop impersonating myao

>>33560607
I will out cringe you.

Femanons is this you?

fuck you!

Holy shit I didn't mean to write ming I meant meow LMFAO im so racist on accident lol

>>33560607
VALK!

I lowkey hate him too ㅇㅁㅇ

>>33560605
are you and him both asian?

Holy shit...just when I thought atoga couldnt get gayer. I can't wait for college to start and these chatroomfags are gone. get a discord or something for christ's sake.

Can someone ask a question to the opposite gender

>>33560592
uwu

a lot of myaos here

Asking in the other thread but asking again:

State gender:
Why have you not switched to Linux?

Hello

>>33560578
>>33560547
You should consider 28-29 (me)

>>33560626
Omg i remember reading this it was so cute

i wanna breath hot on his neck and moan in his ear

>>33560583
don't forget to make her flirt with entj and mkg ^ㅂ^

>>33560616
No I'm thin

>>33560634
hot

>>33560629
m
foss is for girls

>>33560638
Damn is that why so many trans women are into Linux?

Friendly reminder that when femanons are "him" posting, this is who they are talking about

>>33560480
jimmy

>>33560499
well ur not here !!

>>33560506
twinsiess

>>33560634
femanon...

Gender
Mario or Sonic? Why?

>>33560640
I don't get it

>>33560641
so why are you not a virgin?

>>33560636
based digits

>>33560634
I want her to be the one making posts like this about me

>>33560643
Male

Link
He come to town
Come to save
The Princess Zelda
Ganon took her away
Now the children don't play
But they will
When Link saves the day
Hallelujah!

>>33560642
yas? too much? i will cool down

women do lonely men annoy/irritate you?

>>33560629
M
I tried it, don't like it. Windows 10 is good enough for me.

>>33560643
Sonic. I grew up with Sega and the blue guy.

>>33560583
>>33560586
>>33560588
>>33560591
>>33560595
>>33560596
>>33560599
>>33560600
>>33560605
>>33560609
the fuck just happened

>>33560650
I know i am not her, but all my posts are about the same anon

>>33560645
You silly bastard, you're ruining the game

>>33560643
M
Mario
Never played a Sonic game

>>33560658
Thread shitters here to derail

>>33560629
Are you the weirdo christian guy that demands a harem and a redhead 5'8 girl?

>>33560659
Heartbreaking. You took my last piece of hope and you smashed it on the rocks.

State Gender
Can you separate the artist from the art?

all me btw

>>33560625
Another school year is coming soon, for SOME REASON the site becomes slightly better during it, do you miss school?

>>33560663
No.

>>33560664
are you (him)

>>33560598
ty !

>>33560628
mhm

>>33560640
gasp it's HIM

>>33560659
It is me right?

>>33560665
M
Yh but it's getting annoying. There's way too many nonces and assholes lately

>>33560665
M
Yes, there are some creators (like Hayao Miyazaki) I absolutely hate but I can acknowledge they've done great work.

>>33560673
yes
*blushes

>>33560665
M
Depends on what's the art, if someone acts like a piece of shit and calls it art I'm not going to separate it

>>33560677
Omg i knew it

Femanons have you ever been pimped?

>>33560316
No, I've seen no evidence that women are real

>>33560671
No, and now I can no longer pretend that I am. When I believed there were multiple (him)s I could believe I was one of them, but if there's only one (him) then all is lost.

>>33560643
f, i love sonic the hedgehog characters, they're really cute. mario i don't like as much. i like yoshi. i like kirby more than mario.

>>33560572
we can go for a walk really early and watch the sun rise at the graveyard

>>33560659
Don't worry, the girl I have in mind doesn't post here

But I think I've decided, after numerous failures of trying to make relationships happen, I'm just gonna behave normally until a girl naturally reacts to liking my personality. That doesn't mean I won't befriend women, it just means that I'll invite them into my social circle as friends and if they respond positively I'll do continue the positive feedback loop until it becomes clear they want me to take them on a date.

>>33560616
Very real

T. Dming with a thicker muslim chick who keeps sending me images of her fat tits

>>33560663
He's running the Kitchen Nightmares YouTube channel now.

>>33560641
myao I am totally enamored with you

women would you date a man who had a sonic oc 15 years ago?

>>33560280 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Yl5x8jpiOsg
Did you like the trailer? John is voiced by Toby Fox, btw.

>>33560645
cuz im a normal girl

so why are u a virgin ?

>>33560662
hi valk !!

oh man (◞‸◟)

>>33560666
ngl im impressed that was dedication

Why is the theme song from the movie kickass the same song from 28 days later?

WOMEN
If you were in Africa and going to die and you saw a hungry sad lion, would you let it eat you?
(no need to answer myao)

Femanons
Are you aware that
Spectacle is not a cluster of images, rather its a social relation,
Mediated by those images
Images are all there is?

Women are cute
I hate them

>>33560643
hey I already derailed a whole thread with this question last week!

anyway, my answer is sonic

>>33560691
ty !

is this the real LHA

>>33560694
only 3 of them were me actually

>>33560699
Sorry for copying your schtick anon...

>>33560692
That would have made him 16, so I guess I can live and learn.

Why does pre-2020 feel like 50 years ago?

>>33560652
I know that song!

>>33560665
m
no in the sense that i don't think you should interpret a work severed from the context of its creator's life. yes in the sense that you should be able to acknowledge that people you hate can sometimes make something worthwhile.

>>33560694
>so why are u a virgin ?
cause I'm a normal boy, slut

How do I get a goth gf if I'm not goth?

>>33560702
nah it's ok don't worry about it lol
btw sonic heroes is a good game I don't care what anybody says

>>33560665
F yes but not always
I can separate the fact I hate Jerry Seinfeld from the fact I love the show Seinfeld.

I can't separate people like Michael Jackson,R kelly, bill cosby. But I also never really was into their stuff so there might be bias

Why the hell are all the anons that have a name fucking insane?

>>33560704
To me it doesn't. The last 5 years seem like 2-3 to me.

>>33560643
Sonic.
I like peach, rosalina, and pauline better.

premarital cuddles and handholding is WRONG!

>>33560707
No, no, no, no, no, you're missing the point of Jimmyposting.
>post as JIMMY! :) once at myao
>do not post again
It will drive her fucking crazy

>>33560709
Try this

>>33560667
When I was in college I actually had a lot of friend and stopped browsing 4chan almost entirely.
Before college I browsed dumb boards like /b/ and /pol/.

I still never had sex in college though. I do miss it though. more so being young and being around people my age.

>>33560712
The #1 prerequisite of having a name is having no shame.

Its kinda hard to attract a female if your face is busted, even if you are a tall ugly fat muscular bastard

women why do you see adult male virgins as inferior?

Are there any metalhead men here? Where do i meet one in real life?

>>33560652
Based call back

>>33560714
>no Daisy
:(

>>33560715
What are you supposed to do them?

>>33560712
It all stared when I was born anon

>>33560696
id debone you first n cut you into easy thin chunks n train the lion to shake its paw with your flesh as treats

>>33560701
bruv

>>33560707
u want me to change that ?

>>33560716
i see how it is .. ( ;´ - `;)

>>33560720
lies, I'm ugly and I've had a gf before

>>33560694
>cuz im a normal girl
Man even a girl this cringe and autistic is having sex and is ran through.

Women are so over

>>33560725
Premarital book discussions and chess matches.

>>33560722
At shows? Magnet convention?

>>33560722
I used to listed to metalcore in the 2010s. Does that count?

>>33560659
>but all my posts are about the same anon
Bros...

>>33560722
Shows or bars?

>>33560722
Me!

Altough im not super showing it, at most you will realize because i might have a band hoodie or tshirt on sometimes.

I dont have tatts or jeans jacket with patches on.
But you can meet me at gym or in / around edges of moshpit on metal concerts?!

>>33560725
sex from behind

serious answer: hand holding and hugs are ok I guess

what would your super power be?
maybe night vision

Women:
What's the name for the inverse of a 'Stacey'?
Hard mode: No 'virgin' or 'femcel' or variants.

>>33560731
e4

>>33560737
The posts says no handholding

>>33560739
plain girl

What is the appeal of a goth girl anyways?

>>33560738
Infinite cum storage

>>33560742
daddy issues

FFS the majority of (You) belong in a mental hospital.

>>33560738
Mind reading but only so I could gauge social context in public with strangers.

t. Autistic.

>>33560740
>The posts says no handholding
rules are meant to be broken
>>33560742
that real goth girls like bauhaus like me also black lipstick

>>33560738
>night vision
Try goggles, they do something.

>>33560739
Mary

>>33560742
Idk just looks hot

>>33560739
Becky...
Or plain jane

But becky is the girls who gets the sloppy seconds after stacy
Like that one girl sings in a popular song of this year

>>33560738
Illusions

>>33560738
The power to make any room feel awkward

>>33560742
The appeal is shes alt so she will want to date an ugly guy as an act of rebellion against the chad/stacy norm.
ugly guys hope she chooses him.

>>33560735
I think i have to look for ones in my area. But How am i supposed to talk to them or approach them?

>>33560743
you are going to have to really bust ropes

>>33560738
being able to control electricity like cole from infamous

>>33560739
Eugenia.

>>33560756
Normally.

>>33560742
Crazy good sex and their eyeliner running down their face when they deepthroat you to impress you with their sex skills

Also filthy good footjobs with fishnets on

>>33560738
bearing litters of children
imagine if the least number of children you could have at a time was 5 :3

>>33560753
You already have that. Just start jacking it in public

>>33560747
oooo i actually second this and might practice in real life

>>33560654
>no response
i'll take that as a yes

>>33560756
I wish I knew. If you are a women hope they approach first

>>33560444
I'd hope she would think I'm not capable of doing something like that. Best case is that she would assume it's a fib and would talk to me about it to figure out how to handle our kid.

I'd be a little hurt but would understand if she did something like secretly installing a camera to get proof. It's a serious accusation, and I can't blame her for at least wanting to be sure she's doing right by her kids.

But if she treated me like I was guilty of something I didn't do...that'd be a severe blow to the relationship, although presumably she'd end it herself in that case. I wouldn't take her back if she later found out it was a lie, but it would be more out of depression than rage. I'd more feel rage towards my kid if they were even remotely aware of what they did, but expressing that to anyone would be counterproductive--getting angry would just make them more likely to think what they did wasn't horrible.

If she both treated me like I was guilty AND stayed married to me, that would be the worst of all. Since it's not only a total lack of trust in me, but she also doesn't have the excuse of acting in the best interests of our kids.

Girls, I would NOT need this every time, it could even be very rare, but if your boyfriend had a fetish for watching you make out with your own reflection in the mirror, would you be willing to indulge this sometimes?

>>33560757
That's the plan
I need to be a perfect man for Jizz Hunter
Just when she thinks i stopped cumming and she takes off the rubber, i cum inside of her so much it leaks for next 10minutes

>>33560736
I like men with long hair really much. But how do i approach someone in the edge of a moshpit lol

>>33560764
Either the babies would have to be really small or Myao would have to be gigantic.

>>33560742
Some of them have sort of a smokey confidence that comes with their aesthetic. It's pretty hot.

Actually I rescind my statement:
I would like the superpower to see five minutes into the future and being able to change that future with my actions. Not far enough into the future that I could have an existential crisis but long enough to save my life or spare me a social fuckup.

>>33560738
beast boy powers

>>33560742
Contrast, likes metal, horror, and other nerdy shit.
>>33560754
I know a couple chads dating goth girls.

>>33560728
How ugly

>>33560764
With LHA

>>33560742
i never got it either. i was friends with several in school because they watched anime and i never thought of them as being any hotter than normal girls.

What do women do to get BFs? Just exist and men come up to you?

>>33560724
Something about her design is not my type.

>>33560665
M
I don't forget that the subtext of their lives and ideologies will almost always be present in their art. The good thing is that I can also interpret and use their works in ways that are not intended by the authors, thereby perverting their perversions if I want.

>>33560765
With great power comes great responsibility

>>33560779
uhh how do you measure ugliness?

>>33560500
Absolute subhuman behavior. These are either nonwhite manual laborers or some leftoid sex pests from the bay area.
I have never talked like that, and none of my all-male friend group has ever done that, either.

>>33560769
Do men approach woman at bars and stuff anymore? I dont think its common, or is it? I dont go to bars at all. As a woman is it cringe to approach a man at a bar

>>33560764
Ill give you 5 miau just give me a chance

>>33560720
dude...indians fresh off the boat are getting girlfriends... you're probably not that ugly if you're not fat.

>>33560738
Invisibility

>>33560714
I like rosalina because she's a mom

>>33560700
Yea it is. I believe you’ve seen my hand before. I am infatuated with you

>>33560773
I used to have long hair but it really did not fit me

>How do you approach a man near moshpit
Well, you cant really but you could grab my arm or tap my shoulder between songs and say hi and say something "wow this is crazy, you are enjoying yourself?"

Or some stupjd shit like this
If you look any good i would entertain you further then

The weird part about concerts is sometimes you have strong eye contact with some girl but usually they are with their groups of friends or boyfriends so its really hard to approach anyone in that setting, so make sure to do at least show you are open for approach

>>33560794
i know what kind of man you are...

>>33560738
power to manipulate sperm

I can change the quantity of my ejaculations, the flavor of them, the chromosome of my sperm, the viability of my sperm, or the quality of my sperm to have the ideal designer baby

>>33560790
I have no idea but if it still happens it is going to be in a bar or a party

>>33560724
They fucked her design up so bad

>>33560794
PERVERT!

>>33560792
Im 6'2 250lbs

Also its not just looks i have awfull personality too

>>33560797
>dyel hands

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>33560800
Bro trying to make women have dinosaurs

More of a survey question:

When you discuss a movie and you want to refer to a character, do you say "[Character's Name]" or "[Actor's Name]'s Character"?

>>33560794
>An invisible woman could be masturbating herself in corner of my room right now while im jerking off

Does myao ever ask any questions?

>>33560807
gonna be the father of Superman, Thor, Static Shock and Beastboy

>>33560808
I just say, the guy with the gun or "the main character" or "the bad guy"

>>33560810
She's the general queen. She doesn't have to. We've been in the myao golden age for a while now.

>>33560772
i have a breeding kink so imagining nut ooze out makes me v hot

>>33560810
No and rarely answers those not directed at her

>>33560802
She should go back to being olive skinned and red with lowlights. I think white washing her was bad PR because the halfmixed girls liked her.

>>33560742
I just like the dark hair and light skin, and some of the aesthetic (minus heavy makeup, piercings, or revealing outfits).
Women who actually dress like that are near-guaranteed basketcases I'd never go near in real life, though.

do any of you boys think you can reach my cervix?

>>33560808
M

Depends if I'm talking about the character or how the character is portrayed by the actor.

>>33560797
Based false flagger, I love your performance.

>>33560808
I have bad memory so whatever I can remember or just the MC or the guy from other movie

>>33560788
face description

>>33560798
I did go to one concert when i was 16 and did have eye contact with this guy. We had the same band shirt on. But i was with my brothers lol. I am definitely too shy to approach men but maybe someday i could. I just really want a boyfriend.

>>33560808
>Anyways so Batman starred by Christian Bale had a mission to defeat the Joker Starred as Joaquin Phoenix.
>So to make his plan to fruition, Batman starred by Christian Bale, made a fuck you bomb and showed it up into Joaquin Phoenixs Jokers asshole

This sounds kinda stupid dont you think

If you discuss movie plot, talk about characters
If you discuss actors quality of acting, talk about the actors

Women, what's your sense of humor like? Do you like funny guys?

>>33560772
>Just when she thinks i stopped cumming and she takes off the rubber, i cum inside of he
One time this girl was riding me and I nut inside the condom, but she kept riding me and the condom slipped off and when I slipped back into her it felt so much better that I nut a second time almost back to back. I didn't even know I could do that.

>>33560797
We get it you have sex with her stop making it your entire personality

>>33560827
I like retarded humor

>>33560830
I like your taste in humor

I might break up with my gf soon

>>33560825
Understandable
Like i said, chatting with strangers at concerts is definetly possible, recently i think 2 gay dudes approached me for whatever reason

But you need to be open to be approached
If you gonna stand still in back of the venue and no one cant even see you then gl getting approached.

I would suggest highly to come to concerts early and hang out near barriers way before show starts
Lots of people there just chatting and spending time waiting for show and its actually possible to talk due to no hard music.

Or after the show.

>>33560799
>>33560803
>>33560809
>making moids nervous that I'm gonna pervert them and not just fuck off and not be bothered
>well maybe I'd pervert him, but that's soooo faaaaarrrr

>>33560722
Metal bars

>>33560810
No she's honestly just here to gain more simp and orbiters to subscribe to her OnlyFans.

why is everyone on this thread a literal whore one way or the other?

i hate zoomers so much ( I am old genz)

>>33560833
you have a gf?!! lucky

>>33560816
Me too
Need a girl to take a deep load and put panties on and just go about her day after we had quickie in some stealthy place

>>33560840
Would sub

>>33560662
>noooooooo dont derail the thread just let us talk about asinine normalfag shit in peace!!!

>>33560840
Is she at least hot?
>>33560841
Ok unc

>>33560797
Bruh when was the last time you saw sunlight?

>>33560836
Bet you would sniff mens crotches while they sleep

>>33560848
:c subscribe to find out

>>33560848
Well she's a guy so

I'm on vacation and I've seen a lot of cute black kids. Starting to feel like I should stop pursuing white/asian girls and should get with a black/african woman instead and have kids that look like me. Maybe North African/Coptic at the greatest extreme, since I'm half-white.

Either gender, do your views on racemixing ever sway?

Why do women get thigh tattoos?

>>33560848
She's Asian so it depends on if you like very smol women that look like a child

>>33560846
>ask the opposite gender asinine shit
>oh noooo why are there normiefags here
Stay in /b/

>>33560742
I just like the look.

>>33560841
i'm gen x :3

>>33560835
Well that does make sense, i wish i wasnt a retard so i could actually talk with people. Im too nervous, i would definitely have to be tipsy or drunk to ever approach someone.

I miss the old femanons in this thread... the new ones are just autistic and tryhard.
Im glad cat poster is still here.

>>33560858
A van outside their window beams stupid tattoo ideas into their heads

>>33560859
>Very small asian women
Yes, very much!
>That look like a child
Yikes

>>33560854
Send the link over!

>>33560856
i'm pro-racemixing :p

>>33560853
>I could sniff his crotch

>>33560870
i have sniffed his crotch in a night club

>>33560862
wait really? myao is older than me?

>>33560808
Whichever I think works better for the listener.

>>33560870
You have a problem

>>33560863
Nah
You just have to practice
Start with people your gender and do some smalltalk

I literally did just that years ago, going to pub that had heavy music and chatting with strangers between shows of shitty underground bands that were 5$ for entry

These days i feel relatively comfortable to approach even hot girls at gym to have smalltalk, it works just needs practice and slow exposure

Definetly dont get yourself shitfaced for "confidence"

myao and JHA are the same person btw

are high cheekbones on a man a good thing?

>>33560855
>myao's an asian boy with a 2" pecker that wears wigs, thigh-highs and miniskirts

I was already sold, you don't have to continue

>>33560771
>would you be willing to indulge this sometimes?
Yeah, I've done weirder.

>>33560738
>what would your super power be?
F
Telepath, like Cable or Professor Xavier. I'd be so cracked.

>>33560696
>If you were in Africa and going to die and you saw a hungry sad lion, would you let it eat you?
The lion can have me when it earns me.

>>33560665
>Can you separate the artist from the art?
Yes, I love Led Zeppelin, even if Jimmy Page was a prolific child rapist.

>>33560864
>I miss the old femanons in this thread
I miss the old femanons
Straight from the go femanons
I hate the new femanons
The bad mood femanons
The always rude femanons

>>33560856
I'm half ashkenazi jew half palestinian. I'm only attracted to jewish/white women, and generally think it's a bad idea.

>>33560808
M
Always character names. I usually can't be bothered to remember actor names. Like for the Dark Knight since another anon brought it up, I always heard people say Christian Bale did a great job, and for the longest time I was wondering who that character was.

>>33560841
what the fuck does being a whore 'the other way' mean???

>>33560869
do you like bbc?

>>33560869
Translation:
I love bwc

do namefags know we can auto-hide their posts and that they just leave behind featureless unreadable clutter in the post stack

>>33560879
I believe that

>>33560876
Mhm

>>33560886
>immediately thinks about black cock

>>33560882
God Korra is so hot
I want her to do mean things to me and then apologize while giving me a handjob

>>33560882
>Yeah, I've done weirder.
NTA. What's the weirdest thing you've done?

>>33560886
>>33560888
the duality of whites

>>33560890
That's why I don't namefag. You can't escape my shitposts that easily.

>>33560890
do you know that most people don't give a shit?

>>33560896
I'm not white tho

I've always dreamed about being a hooker, it's something beautiful and sinful in it.

Girls are really lucky, being a man suck. I realized this after 3 years of bbc&sissy hypnosis.

But then again, seeing strippers and hookers in movies always gave me a boner, but only realized subconsciously I would love to be the girl.

Girls have exciting and fun lives. Men are disposable and worthless.

>>33560895
Probably pissed in someone's mouth.

>>33560886
ya :p

>>33560888
more like swc amirite xD

>>33560900
cry more simpcuck

>>33560888
replacing bbc with bwc is just a retreading of "the right can't meme"

I have a date ready tomorrow but I'm thinking of not going, I know that if I just don't send any message to her she will not ask about the date so I can just do that and don't need to make up any excuses

>natural redhead blue eyed HR roastie uni lecturer sends me this
Meanwhile you’re in class listening to her talking about useless meme degrees oh fuck I love being chad XD

>>33560902
>Terminal autogynephilia

>>33560902
Just put a dress on and go to grinder you AGP sissy

Its 2025 nobody cares

>>33560893
>immediately thinks of black cocks and not the British Broadcasting Company

>>33560856
Always degenerate, no exceptions

>>33560904
>ya :p
hot :3

>>33560908
Australia is still a penal colony it seems

>>33560906
it's not even b, in my experience anyway... xP

Do you ever just decide to pretend you dont have anxiety? I think it is working

>>33560913
>myao when she gets a black bf

>>33560917
white guys are smaller in your experience?

I've always dreamed about being a hooker, it's something beautiful and sinful in it.

Girls are really lucky, being a man suck. I realized this after 3 years of bbc&sissy hypnosis.

But then again, seeing strippers and hookers in movies always gave me a boner, but only realized subconsciously I would love to be the girl.

Girls have exciting and fun lives. Men are disposable and worthless.

>>33560904
>ya :p
gross

>>33560918
Yes, I’ve begun pretending my life is a POV rizz video. It works wonders. Fake it til you make it amirite

>>33560878
Okay, maybe i will try. Its just hard to start, but i know only i can make the change. Unless somebody approaches me but i dont think that would happen. Im not ugly just might have a resting bitch face. And if i go to a bar i usually go with my brothers so that makes things a little harder.

>>33560918
I tried. For me it doesn't work.

moids, why do so many of you want to get pegged?

>>33560869
Ok give me some hapa babies then

>>33560560
*smooch*

>>33560730
ack

>>33560764
>>33560820
>>33560854
>>33560862
>>33560869
>>33560872
>>33560904
ill fucking shoot you

lols stop tricking silly anons that can't even tell the real me from someone like u

>>33560921
oops no i mean what i've seen on the internet... hehe.. ^^;

That is clearly fake myao ur guys are dumb

>>33560918
I'm going to a death metal concert in a month, and I've missed concerts before because of anxiety. Gonna muster courage and go.

>>33560928
I don't, I just want a girl who loves me.

>>33560902
>Swedes
>in my /atoga/

>>33560928
I had a bad relationship with my female roommate because I didn't want to be pegged.

Turns out you can't make a relationship exist out of two Doms

>>33560920
kek

>>33560930
stopppp i would never shoot someone ... you aren't even good at pretending to be me xc

>>33560918
>Do you ever just decide to pretend you dont have anxiety?
F
No, I abuse benzos while drinking alcohol and lean. If I'm not passed out, I have no inhibitions.

>>33560932
Stfu

>>33560935
Sorry bro forgot my name field lmyao

>>33560937
How did you even end up rooming together?

>>33560928
i don't but it's funny to post about

>>33560932
cope

>>33560928
I dont but there's funny memes about it.

I've always dreamed about being a hooker, it's something beautiful and sinful in it.

Girls are really lucky, being a man suck. I realized this after 3 years of bbc&sissy hypnosis.

But then again, seeing strippers and hookers in movies always gave me a boner, but only realized subconsciously I would love to be the girl.

Girls have exciting and fun lives. Men are disposable and worthless. :p

My standards for trans girls are even higher than bio femoids

>>33560928
Girls that want to peg men are mentally ill.

>>33560856
I am a blonde hair blue eyed jewish girl dating a dark hair hair green eyed white american (mostly Scottish/English) boy.
Neither of us are religious. Idk if it counts as racemixing.

>>33560949
>My standards for trans girls are even higher than bio femoids
I fw this

>>33560949
i'll meet every one of your standards lols xP

>>33560940
That sounds dangerous

>>33560797
oh cute !!

do you eat well ? that's the lighting and not bruising from trauma to the nails right ? do you get enough sunlight ? are you a nail biter ? you have me so concerned I'm talking with proper grammar damn

>>33560940
That shit fucks your brain up

>>33560941
>>33560946
Skill issue

>>33560955
>>33560957
YEA NO FUCKING SHIT

>>33560931
>oops no i mean what i've seen on the internet... hehe.. ^^;
Yeah, we have teeny weenies :P

stop impersonating me or i'll leave forever :c

>>33560956
Lmfao that not even myao could pretend that shit normal.

>>33560933
That would be very scary for me

>>33560959
You're smart though. You have more to lose than most.

>>33560944
I got a roommate request from a Vietnamese-Australian exchange student and accepted, not knowing what gendered names are in Vietnamese. I get a text saying "hey me and my other buddy from Aus need to drop off our stuff, we're gonna make a stop at <redacted nearby popular city> this weekend before the semester starts. I realized it was a girl as soon as I held the door open to my building for a random guy and an asian girl and the guy said "cheers mate" in a thick aussie accent.

>>33560056
>>33560136
Ok, I'll say it again.
Poseidon (2006)

>>33560939
ill shoot u through the eye n use ur skeleton to make a chair lols

>>33560948
>>33560954
anons u can tell this isn't me right

>>33560959
Why the triple dose though

>>33560930
Dude get a trip code

>>33560951
Judaism as a race only exists because Jews want it to, imo they're so mixed that it's hardly a thin-

>open instagram
>the 18-year-old freshman jewish girl in my department has her khazar milkers very pronounced in her profile pic
fuck me

>>33560969
anons know i would never be this mean and gross :c please stop

>>33560956
Yeah it's the lighting lol. I used to be a nail biter but I kicked that habit in my first year of college and I get enough sunlight but I generally don't spend too much time outside unless it's to tend to my garden or drive somewhere. I don't want skin cancer -_-

>>33560967
Lol
Honestly kinda jelly though
Did she just proposition you right away or something?

>>33560961
guillotine

>>33560962
im very concerned is he ok ?? .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

>>33560971
lmyaoooooo this is not real

>>33560974
im desensitized from that stuff so it doesn't even matter ㅠㅠ

What does a sexually dominant woman even do if shes not into dumb shit like pegging but is actually "normal"

>>33560974
Get a tripcode

>>33560951
Juden raus!

How come a thumbs down gesture hurts so much more than a middle finger gesture?

>>33560970
It's not usually. But I might go out drinking with people while it's still in my system. And my go to remedy when sick is lean because I always hated cough medicine. So like sometimes I'll just double dose without thinking about it. I need to get off the benzos but I'm so reliant on them that it terrifies me.

>>33560980
Rides u? Idk

>>33560978
anons know this is fake right ?? y be mean when you could be kind :c i think atoga isn't the place for me ...

>>33560980
Being more physically passionate and making moves on you, topping even.

>>33560980
Orgams denial, ruined orgasms, cbt, BDSM, Post-orgasm torture. There are a lot of options.

>>33560983
Based idea, going to test this tomorrow. Flipping off strangers vs thumbs downing them.

>>33560980
Push a man against a wall before you kiss him.

>>33560976
I've talked about her before ITT
She was heavy on the sex jokes and innuendo like the female lead in Shimoneta. When anything got beyond verbal though she behaved EXACTLY like her too and bitched out.
But basically as soon as I accidentally walked in on her watching gay porn she went full mask off and asked if she could peg me over dinner LMAO. As two high functioning autistic anime-addicted doms, we basically would just hang out together groping each other while watching anime.

HUGE QUESTION

Do non- dark triads see the world the same way as dark triads?

Like if a BPD says "I'm not hungry" and a gooner says "I'm not hungry" and a narcissist says "I'm not hungry" and an autistic says "I'm not hungry" you normalfags can't tell these are completely different right? I'm convinced dark triads have a 6th sense, but I didn't realize this until today.

>>33560990
Post orgasm torture?

>>33560985
>Gives you bored look as she tries to get herself off on human dildo
Hot!
>>33560989
Like aggressively grabbing my dick and getting down to business? Neat
Maybe i am somewhat a sub
>>33560990
I heard of orgasm torture but post orgasm?

im sorry but centaurs aren't real atoga foids

1- if they were real they would have dominated from the earliest military history
2- they'd have two ribcages and that's just weird
3- so stop thinking about having a centaur BOYFRIEND and fetishizing horse bodies, gd its proxy furry

>>33560994
omg so hot. put your hand around my neck

>>33560951
Do you have khazar milkers?

>>33560997
Autist > Dark Triad > Normalfag > Autist

it's rock paper scissors

>>33560998
sexy

I think Texas Roadhouse is my favorite restaurant. Do you girls like Texas Roadhouse?

>>33560972
Idk. people can tell I am jewish still. I don't think I look it. Some say I don't but some just clock it.

I'm thinking of converting to orthodox Christianity or Catholicism anyway.

>>33560997
I dont understand your question

>>33561000
they only exist because the greeks liked to whine about how their foids only wanted to fuck centaurs

>>33561003
holy shit. you're so right

>>33561005
But what is it

Girls, what would you be okay with your boyfriend masturbating to?

Oops forgot to get rid of the trip code. Sorry Myao i was just doing it to show you


>>33561002
I have boobs. Theyre normal sized.

>>33560996
Damn. That sounds like a great situation for a sub guy.

>>33561012
my body
pictures of my body
memories of having sex with me

>>33561011
playing with the tip after he has already cum, at its most sensative

>>33560999
>Like aggressively grabbing my dick and getting down to business? Neat
Mhm
>Maybe i am somewhat a sub
Hot

>>33561012
Nothing. I really hope he doesnt. if he has to it has to be me

>>33560999
>>33560998
>Post orgasm torture?
>I heard of orgasm torture but post orgasm?
NTA. Penises get really, really really sensitive after an orgasm. Some women use this against us.

Women, why do you like biting so much

>>33560981
that was fake myao too bruuuuuuuu

>>33560983
disappointment hurts more than anger usually

>>33561000
y two ribcage weird when snake fourteen ribcage ?

. . unicorn

>>33561018
nta
what do you look like

im not a regular poster here but i assume youre chubby white girl because youre in your 30s?

>>33560986
Oh my god who the fuck cares

>>33561022
Get a tripcode

>>33561018
So what do i need to do as a sub
Even though im big and strong
Does that even work if girl is half my bodyweight

>>33561022
NTA but get a trip code and timestamp some image showing its you and you can stop worrying about fakes.

>>33561024
u probs know already but fake myao is kind of being an asshole rn

>>33561025
nahhhhh

>>33561003
Holy shit. Non triads can't tell at all.

>>33561008
Okay here's another one. You're in a group social setting, I'll make up names.
Sally is in Group D, Steve is in Group W, Calvin is in Group F. Group D only recently added Sally. Group W hasn't always existed. Calvin was originally in Group D. Group F has always been there. Can normies tell who the ring leader is based off of limited information?

>>33560986
good get lost ffs.

>>33561023
BMI 35

Women, do you not have a sense of shame? This must be exhibitionistic. No way you wear something like that to the fucking LIBRARY because it's "comfortable". Holy shit. The insane thing is that 99% would do this, if their butts looked as nice as pic rel.

I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. I just have to make it through ten more work days.

>>33561006
It's ok.

>>33561007
>I don't think I look it. Some say I don't but some just clock it.
I think because jews so frequently marry their second-cousins that the bottleneck resulted in a majority of American Jews having a stereotypical appearance of dark curly hair and large breasts, but sometimes I can just 'feel' when a blonde chick is Jewish. I can't explain how.
>I'm thinking of converting to orthodox Christianity or Catholicism anyway.
Funny enough, I actually just started visiting an orthodox church this year. The community's one of the best I've ever seen in a church, to the point where it gaslights me to go from "icon/relic veneration is weird" to "maybe icon/relic veneration is a me problem"
>she's also a fellow anon who joined in on the fake myaoposting
Woah, is this destiny? Are you secretly my future wife?

>>33561027
it's wtv i needa go to bed anyway

goodnight everyone (gl with the fake)

>>33560986
Make a trip so people will always know its the real you.

>>33561023
Yeah.

are you insecure

>>33561031
nta but it's obviously calvin. steve is only a ringleader if you had no history with the group.

>>33561043
oh my lord yall are falling like flies that's the fake one

ssighhhh ok gn

real myao already left, she told me on discord

>>33561038
Have you tried the chicken critters?

>>33561037
Have fun anon

>>33560286
because it makes your life worse

>>33561051
Thanks, I think it's going to be a great time. I need a vacation very badly.

>>33561052
How so? I wouldn't have a gf either way.

>>33561044
are you TD with a new name?

Does TD still post here?
What about the black girl? JH or whatever
There was swamp girl, footfacey, london, the one nft bitch, some cute no name ones.

>>33561035
Wait till you find out the "i feel like a whore" when shes in a store for groceries dressed like that but its okay at gym

Prevalent on tiktoks and ig reels

They are well aware its slutty
They just dont care

State Gender
Do you like waking up early?

>>33561046
who could be insecure when your gf is myao?

>>33561055
if you are hateful and spiteful, no one wants to associate with you
it becomes visible on your face
do you have a job?
it probably affects your relations with your parents too

>>33561058
Male
I fucking hate it. It never gets easy.

>>33561058
Absolutely not
Male

T. Its 5 am rn and im about to go sleep

>>33561047
>Another dark-triad on atoga
Right that's the exact answer, but were you aware normies can't figure this out at all? You figured that out in two seconds because it's common sense, but people who aren't dark triad think completely differently it takes them forever and then they just guess at it.

>>33560616
No, I think I'm underweight.

i just wish atoga didnt feel so one sided all the time

>>33561026
>So what do i need to do as a sub
So 101, kinks are a negotiation between individuals as much as private contracting. If you can be honest about what you want, and ask for it ethically and also hear what she wants to do within your reason, then it's up to both of you to seal the deal. You could start with being honest that you have identified as a dominant for a while and exploring new avenues in 'switching'. Then you find a girl switch and negotiate.

>>33561058
F
When i wake up i start thinking of various excuses to call out of work and sleep in. I end up commuting in and then stay up late again because I never learn my lesson.

>>33561058
yeah

>>33561035
i have never worn just leggings in public

>>33561058
M
No I fucking hate it and when I do get up early, it sorta creeps me out

>>33561065
ate too much salt and i am feeling fully chunky today. going to fast all week

>>33561064
Put the name back on gary

>>33561046
When i was around 15-16 i thought i have a micropenis so i kinda thought its over for my dating life since then

Turns out 6.5inch is not a micropenis

>>33561066
Like how it's two dimensional?

>>33561031
first person you replied to

Calvin cheated on Sally and joined Group F when he lost the breakup. Steve is an autist in a(n almost) entirely male friend group, Group W.

>>33561048
This was a good troll, ngl.

>>33561066
Atoga is really shit right now. The conversation topic is namefags.

Christ sakes myao is hands down the most obnoxious femanon within ATOGA.

>>33561069
F
This goes through my head before I ever fall asleep

>>33561056
No. I'm agtwbtrules

>>33561066
Women fellate men!

>>33561080
.·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

>>33561073
Add some carbs for even more bloat
>>33561068
I see i see
From what i can tell majority of women want to just be lead and play along, and not really put in steps first

At least thats my limited dating experience
>Tfw no confident sexually aggressive gf

>>33561075
its not the size that matters. it is how you use it

>>33561078
i'm so sick of the uwu anime schoolgirl act lmfao

>>33561035
"let me chec that book in this bottom shelf:
>trips and falls face first into her ASS nose deep in her crack
"hahaha im so clumsy"
>SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Haha i think i'm"
>SNIFFFFFFFFF
"stuck"
>SNIFFFFFFFFF