Thread 33606961

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Serial killers are based because they have a vision and they make it a reality. At least they have the drive to accomplish things.

Gonna try again, I have nothing to lose.
Men how do you cope with begin abused by women?

>>33606973
Define abused.

I LOVE THE CIA (CHINESE IN AMERICA)

Will I realistically be able to get a GF who’s older than me and eventually marry her, or do women not like to go younger than them?

>>33606979
I'm learning mandarin just to get chinese girls

Moids,
You know you can just be nice to femanons itt and maybe they will like talking to you? This isn't /b/, you're in /adv/, we talk about advices and ask the other gender ANYTHING.

gender
would you date somebody from here?

>>33606980
I hate it. Every single guy I talk to, turns out to be younger than me. It makes me feel like I must have arrested development.

>>33606984
r-really? they'll make my pp hard n stiff n get it all nice n wet with their nono spot when i put my it inside of her thing?

>>33606986
f
no, I think I finally learned my lesson

>>33606986
f
yes. maybe

Women. Grilled cheese. Butter or mayo on the outside?

>>33606990
Its polite to ask nicely first

>>33606983
Really? I'm not from china, but mandarin is my native language, lmk if you need help

>>33606994
I make mine in a sandwich maker with parchment paper.

>>33606977
Yelled for stuff I didn't do, made fun for never had a gf or not wanting one (after all the shit they put me thrlugh, what the fuck do they expect?), beat ups and made me do stuff I don't want to do because they are too lazy for do them.
esl alert. Deal with it

>>33606994
Mmm salted butter or mayo.
If mayo, both sides of bread toasted and inside buttered.

>>33606995
I'll try that when I'm less frustrated
>>33606991
What lesson did you learn?

>>33606997
>low-fat
How big are your tits?

>>33606991
are you the one who kept getting ghosted last second

>>33606986
M.
Women are not real on the internet. And trust me when you look like I do (or have the same mental issues), dating is a terrible choice

>>33607004
oh please. atoga guys seem cute

>>33607004
And what mental issues are that? How do you look?

>>33607003
no
>>33607002
too big

>>33606994
Maybe just cheese toast, with tomato.
Toaster oven is simple.

>>33607005
I literally look like the average chud but brown and weight 40 kg
>>33607007
Dependent, can't say no, scared of temperamental women, insecure, self-hate, two failed suicides and the mist goes on

>>33606996
Thanks for the offer :)
I picked up a book last week but I have yet to start it. I really want to learn the language but finding the time is hard

>>33606970
Hi, Neuro

>>33606986
M
Yes because all the women that post here are crazy and crazy women are great in bed.

>>33607013
This is the second time someone thinks I'm her in two days. I'm starting to get worried.

>>33607012
Good luck! :D

>>33606984
I don't think women are real. If they are, they're really mean and don't like us.

Women, do everyday vibrations from things like phones and wash machines get you going?

>>33607019
No

>>33606984
>This isn't /b/
It's pretty much the blue board version of it

>>33607018
Also this

>>33607016
Maybe stop acting like an edgy retard

>>33607023
Maybe stop thinking everyone saying something you don't like is her.

>>33607019
No.

Women, what parts of the body turn you on? Think of the male equivalent of boobs and vag

>>33607027
Dick

>>33607029
But i thought women hate dick pics?

>>33607031
The dick has to be aesthetic and attached to a man I want to see dick from in that moment.

>>33607031
They hate dick pics from guys they don't want to fuck, which is 95% of us.

>>33607011
On a second thought my biggest issues and problems are the most blasphemous characteristics for a woman: I am boring and don't have any initiative for make "the first move", no idea how to flirt, how to tell thing in an entertaining way (okey but two of my friends got girlfriends who were they who made the first move)

>>33607027
for me, the tummy (drooling)

>>33607032
>>33607036
Fair

>>33607039
Abs or dad bod?

>>33607027
I don't think it's a specific body part that arouses my admiration into a hyperfocous like you guys do. I like his body because he's in there. In his eyes, the touch of his hands, his parting lips, and any other skin of his against mine.

>>33607042
dad bod yum yum yum

>>33607027
i wanna fucking devour men with tiny waspy hips. let me break you and nibble the creases...

I could be making shit up but bear with me
I'm 35. there is this young, pretty, hot girl that goes to the same gym as me. she always goes with this guy. I think they are gf and bf but I'm still unsure. why am I unsure? because she seems to like my attention.
yet, sometimes, when I give her some "discreet" looks (yeah, I know I shouldn't...), she seems to talk to her bf about how I'm looking at her. she smiles and talks to him while looking at me and does some gestures, then the guy looks at me too, looking sort of... tired. this has happened a few times.
I tried to avoid looking at her until some weird incident in which she got close to me and gave me some looks and I was like, wtf? and that's when I thought, maybe the guy is her brother? but I think today I heard him calling her "my love", so it must be her bf.

anyway, point here isn't even about me.

assuming this is real and not something I'm just making up:
question: has something like this ever happened to you?

you guys are good psychologists, so here's another question: wtf is her problem? does she just like the attention? is she trying to provoke her bf or some shit? maybe she gets off making him feel insecure?

>>33607044
Goals.
Why on heaven, hell and Earth I stuff all kinds of sugar and fats but still can't gain a single kilogram!?
Also should I stop shaving my torso?

>>33607047
>Also should I stop shaving my torso?
nigga you gay lmao

>>33607047
>should I stop shaving my torso?
nta but OH MY GOD MEN SHOULD NOT SHAVE LET ME LICK YOUR FUZZY CHEST AND COUGH UP HAIRBALLS LATER

>>33607047
same, im also trying to put on weight but still just skinny fat

>>33607051
lel

femanon, lets climb everest and we can freeze together holding hands or in a funny pose

>>33607049
Trust me, I am not. I won't give explanations. Well, one reason is because mom said she found guys with hairy bellies disgusting and one thing lead to another and I just shave my upper body. And face too, is obligatory. I already look bad but with that tiny pseudo-bear of mine I look like some kind of pedophile

>>33607047
>>33607053
How can you not be able to gain any weight whilst drowning in food? Dysgenic af.

>>33607045
Any pics for example?

>>33607047
Your total caloric intake isn't high enough, it's not just the fat and sugar

>>33607053
The men in the pic in >>33607044 are all slightly muscular but with high body fat percentage. You still need to build muscles aside from eating more.

I hate women.

>>33607063
I love that you hate women. It's like farming free seethe without even having to do anything .

>>33607051
I wish you were a woman. Or at least live near me? We could be great friends
>>33607053
And people say begin skinny is lucky
>>33607059
Stress I guess? Plus the last time I tried to exercise I ended up coughing blood
>>33607062
>Your total caloric intake isn't high enough, it's not just the fat and sugar
I just eat anything I can either is good or bad for the body I don't know anymore. I don't know how to have a body that likes to women in this Third World shit hole or worse, how to look like an actual human

>>33607066
>last time I tried to exercise I ended up coughing blood
Amazing

What do women eat for breakfast? I was under the impression they either eat like 3 leaves of spinach or an overly elaborate acai bowl.

>>33607062
or

>>33607072
>all women are the same
Ok...
I had a piece of sourdough bread with camembert and a prickly pear

>>33607062
or even

>>33607064
Didn't ask

>>33607069
?

>>33607076
>I had a piece of sourdough bread with camembert and a prickly pear
Weird.

>>33607072
homemade greek yogurt and fruit and granola. sometimes i make an egg and sausage sandwich on a bagel.

Women, do you feel sexually neglected?

>>33607078
I also didn't ask for your off topic spamming.

state gender

Have you ever seen or experienced a LDR that succeded?

>>33607082
Yes.

>>33607081
I don't get sweet breakfast. I make savory oatmeal.

>>33607063
I used to think CBT meant cognitive behavioural therapy

>>33607082
No

>>33607085
Damn, she left him for an old bald guy?

>>33607088
the only thing sweet is the fruit? you don't get fruit?

>>33607070
For some reason the female sex drive only makes perfect sense to me regarding 80s/70s men

Would foids be open to dating us if they thought us moids were cute? Are femanons cute too?

>>33607084
I don't post that as a reply to you or anyone else.
Typical foid, sub-80 IQ but no end of arrogant self-assurance.

>>33607092
Sometime I'll have a banana after my savory oatmeal.

>>33607093
i love 70s/80s fashion, i have like a thousand pins of guys exactly like that, i hate how guys dress and look these days it really genuinely tears me up. it's like everyone's agreed to wear a uniform of boredom.

>>33607096
Yet it's off topic and not a question for the opposite gender.

>>33607098
pinterest is where you go when you want to remember how good people can actually look

Ladies and gentlemen
Am I in the wrong for thinking my relative is a retard and weird for pining for a girl who didn't give him the time of day for years, but he'd still buy and send her gifts? They wound up together after he successfully sabotaged her relationship with some discord wimp.

>>33607096
>I don't post that as a reply to you or anyone else.
Aren't you supposed to ask a question?

>>33607100
nta
Isn't that a women's app?

hello
i love women

>>33607100
i try to stay on the lust inducing male glam photos side of pinterest because once i get onto the photoshopped instagram model side i want to saw off my own head but yeah. lot of hot people there.

>>33607094
Well, what do you femanons think?

>>33607101
He's got sticktoitiveness, you could learn from him.

>>33607103
And? Women are good at beautifying life, listen to them for once

>>33607024
That wasn't me. I thought it was funny. Please continue being an edgy retard.

Femanons im suing you

>thread sucks with namefags
>thread sucks without namefags

man, atoga really feels like it's been getting worse lately

Femanons, do you like boobs as much as we do?

>>33607109
Everytime I listen to them I can't avoid hating myself. But maybe I'll give it a look for fashion advice? I read a chick who actually helped her a lot

how to rebuild confidence with udder wimminz
>model-tier woman dates me after telling me she loves me
>didn't feel like she'd stay long, but had hopes
>complimented the fuck out of me but never saw myself as worthy
>would feel like I had to hide some of myself to keep her interested/not run away immediately from me
>told her I wanted us to live together only a couple months into relationship
I have had about 6 dates since she left me 2 months ago. There's some flirting, but it's hard for me to get my intentions out, and when I do, it's very spergy and rushed. Like with the ex, I was so smooth and seductive, and I just cant do it with these girls. What the fuck do I do? Fuck you girls

>>33607113
No, you just suck. Namefags are better and more fun. This is shit because nobody is anyone.

>>33607113
>atoga really feels like it's been getting worse lately
anons have been saying this for the last 4 years...

>>33607055
I would do the Family Guy death pose if that happened.

>>33607117
Almost as if good chemistry takes two.

>>33607063
i hate men.

>>33607099
Most of what happens in these threads is "off-topic" if we're going to be sticklers. Half of it is venting or horny posting, and the other half is dumb namefag spam and simping.
Don't like it, just ignore it. You chose to reply to a post that wasn't asking a question, and now we have a whole series of meta posts because you're being an obnoxious cunt.

Women, have you ever fought with another woman over a man?

>>33607121
green boots already did that
come up with something more original

>>33607126
>he actually thinks I didn't say it to farm more seethe and derail the thread
Cute

>>33606973
>>33606998
For me it's alcohol

>>33607128
One time my bf told his ex that we're dating and she had a mental breakdown and started sending him unhinged love letters about how he was the one yadda yadda, so I told him to block her and he did. Does that count?

>>33607131
I try it too of course but sometimes my mom drinks too and we end up yelling at each other drunk.
Then I just simply go to bed and fall asleep crying

>>33606984
I am nice to femanons itt and generally they are nice to me as well. I've added a good few from here, and although most the friendships fizzled out it wasn't out of any kind of bad blood
You and I have talked a lot too
>>33606986
Male
Gladly, I have a couple thread crushes, most recently the workaholic infertile girl

Women, by default i am a little bit of a sloppy eater. I can be civilized on dates and stuff, but if we're at home it may slip out. Is this a deal breaker?

>>33606986
>gender
M
>would you date somebody from here?
I've thought about trying to exchange contacts with one of the femcels, but I'm worried that I could end up making them even more of a doomer if I screw up.

>>33607134
Christ's sake...I must stop begin boring. But there is no cure for autism.

>>33607085
Male
Yeah I've seen two, both from gaming friends. Both were some of the rare times I actually liked a female friend's boyfriend

>>33607134
>workaholic infertile girl
is that japanese femanon?

>>33607094
I don't know if they would date us but femanons are super cute!

>>33607128
No but a high school friend's crush asked me out once. I said no and I don't think she ever found out.

state gender
what do you regret most?

for me its asking too many questions. I now know how to world works and it isnt a truth you want to know.

>>33607142
In the fullness of time she will have revenge.

>>33607113
/atoga/ is a shithole because by its very nature it allows women to freely attention whore here, which brings simps, chuds, and all sorts of crap

imagine this:
>meet girl
>shes proud of not being vaxxed
>complains about her "woke" college friends/ppl around her
>distrusts govt
but then
>you want me to be a housewife, anon??
>go marry a japanese woman
>go marry a 12 year old
>stop spanking my ass everytime im making dinner
>you only want me as an object for sex
>The holocaust WAS real, dont be an antisemite

Why do they do this? What's the point of talking to women anymore?

>>33607133
That's rough, living with your parents seems to almost always make things even worse. I don't have any good solutions for you, but I hope things get better. Maybe you'll even meet a girl that's sweet to you, and fall in love, or at least be friends

>>33607143
Begin a porn addict.
Begin too lazy to change

>>33607143
M
Dunno, maybe I should have got my Masters.

>>33607122
Yeah the chemistry wasn't there. There was kind of chemistry with this one lady but she had a husband in another country, so...

>>33607152
>she had a husband in another country,
BVLL

>>33607146
>what if I was jewish?

What does that even mean? did she think I would gas her? I'd still impregnate her either way, why do people ask this? What if I'm jewish? Who cares? I just think the holocaust is phony, you can be whatever you want.

>>33607138
Autism doesn't make you boring, why do you think that you're boring anyways?
>>33607140
I'm going to guess that it's not, only because she said she doesn't think she's left any kind of impressions on anybody here iirc, and I think JP femanon is decently well known

>>33607143
M
I may have talked about this before but
>Be me
>6 or 7
>Cousin makes me her ring bearer in her wedding
>On the wedding day i was trying to be helpful
>Told her she was wearing too much make up
>Thought i was giving constructive criticism
Years later when i remembered this, i felt so bad. Imagine some little shit telling you that on your wedding day :(

Women, is Chad nice to (You)?

>>33607158
I dont think its that big of a deal

>>33607087
>has men on a rotation for hookups
>thinks she's neglected

>women can just draw up a 10/10 face and nobody bats an eye
how is that fair

>>33607141
How do we know they're cute? I think JH is the only atogan as of late where we know what she looks like

>>33607143
Male
The time I spent in college. I studied for a degree I didn't want and didn't make any friends because of it either
Or maybe letting my mom convince me not to watch anime when I was in high school. I think I'd have been able to make more friends since everyone around me watched it

>>33607143
M
I'm 31 now, I wish I'd been less of a pussy starting at day one really

State gender.
What's something you're proud of?
What's the most embarassing fact about you?
What's the most disgusting fact about you?

>>33607146
What is it with white women belittling japanese woman as the only kind of women that will do housewife? There's some type of hardcore racism in that they deny to see. Like kelly osbourne saying "youre mexican? cut my lawn."
How do I verbalize this next time a white woman tells me to go for a jap if I was a housewife? I need a good zinger.

>>33607162
If I saw a woman in cosplay I wouldn't assume she looks like that all the time.

>>33607163
Every femanon I've seen is cute, plus I just know they are anyways. They're femanons, that means they're cute. Simple as

>>33607144
She kinda did actually. Screwed me out of a job promotion. On hindsight I should have taken her crush, he was a great guy

Way too many simps ITT

>be homeless vagrant living in hostel
>get pussy
Now,
>get a job and apartment
>lose pussy
Can I do this in europe? Where should I go?

I think its because I get comfortable and care less about unfucking my situation, I get hyper focused when I'm on the streets and women see that and feed off it. right cunts?

>>33607146
>The holocaust WAS real, dont be an antisemite
Lol, holocaust denial is pretty rare, anon. I know it seems like a normal since it is on 4chan, but it's almost flat earth tier to the general public.

>>33607147
Look, I'm in a constant dilemma. A part of me wants to be in a relationship because I saw that it helped a friend to improve his life (from neet to start college) but the other part doesn't want to having to deal with the same crap related to women I already suffered in home, plus I am boring. If I had a girlfriend, where would I take her? Gifts? I am broke (well my main goal this Summer is getting a job but I mostly want money to help my mom on her small bussiness, and pay a cancer surgery for one of my dogs), plus I wouldn't dedicate to her the time she requires
>>33607157
>Autism doesn't make you boring, why do you think that you're boring anyways?
I don't have anything interesting to talk about. Yeah I go to camping every Summer I can, but that's all I have. Plus my attitude is begin very flexible and begin "too good/nice" and women hate that on a guy

>>33607134
>workaholic infertile girl
>>33607157
>she said she doesn't think she's left any kind of impressions on anybody here iirc
I'm probably not who you're thinking of but this is too relatable

>>33607166
Male
>What's something you're proud of?
I've assisted/rescued four cats at my current job, and also treated a bullet wound
>What's the most embarassing fact about you?
I've never been on a date
>What's the most disgusting fact about you?
I've had a stuffy nose for about a year, since the last time I got covid

I can't guarantee these are the most extremes just the ones I can quickly think of

>>33607176
Being a guy living in a hostel is only cool up to a certain age.

>>33607046
Maybe She's into getting attention, or mayeb HE Is into his gf getting attention. Maybe he's her bff Who secretly wants to fuck her. Endless possibilities.

>>33607180
Were you the one who talked with me about reading on the couch together?

>>33607162
Idk, shes till not unattractive. She would still be cute if she was smiling in that mugshot

>>33607185
No

>>33607174
You got your ball's punched. That's worse than any simping that's ITT.

>>33607161
In my desire for a consistent sexual and romantic relationship, I am neglected.

>>33607189
Making up lies to defend simping is off the scale pathetic.

>>33607178
We had a very detailed conversation about it. I didn't give her any of the typical evidence you'd give someone, I just explored the idea with her, not really saying it wasn't real, but just questioning it. It was very light and nuanced, she actually looked at me and said "wow yeah... I guess I hadnt thought of it that way" I felt like she loved me again when she said that. I miss our talks, Im going to go cry in the library now. bye

>>33607179
Well, mostly I encouraged a relationship to repair your view and association with women, but it's obviously not necessary. I also meant like in the future, not immediately.
If it's not a priority right now then that's fine, if it's never a priority that's also fine. Do the things that will help you and your loved ones, and do the things you enjoy.
>Yeah I go to camping every Summer I can, but that's all I have
That already sounds like something interesting, but what else do you do with your time?

>>33607146
Best interpretation: she's an autistic schizo that doesn't fit in with the other girls
Worst interpretation: she is like the other girls

Either way you'll have to accept that traits you take for granted in a man come in a package of weirdness in a woman

>>33607187
Yeah, that wasn't you then, sorry
But you still have an audience, because I like those traits (when combined with other traits I like ofc)

>>33607192
>a consistent relationship
Really? This is an outright lie and you know why.

>>33607192
I am literally right here wtf

Women, whats it like having women body parts?

Who's better looking the men or women of ATOGA?

>>33607205
uhh... womanly?

femanons, rate my favourite subreddit:
reddit.com/r/Cuddle_Slut/

>>33607207
Men.
Any amount of beauty and the women would be elsewhere

>>33607194
>Making up lies to defend simping is off the scale pathetic
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/%3E%3E33566205

/https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/33566378/

>>33607209
Sad, gross and gay

>>33607202
WHERE IS THE SEX

>>33607207
The women by far.

>>33607207
Did you see the last thread?
If men like that post here it's an easy sweep they're better.

>>33607210
People out there can't handle my schizoid energy

>>33607211
You still can't read. Incredible.

>>33607212
>sad
maybe
>gross
NO!
>gay
You can filter out gay

>>33607198
>worst interpretation
This turned out to be the interpretation when she broke up with me a week after her vacation to my country.
I made sure to tell her she's like all the other hos
I still desire her badly every night when I dream

>>33607215
Have you seen London?

>>33607197
Thank you. Fuck therapy is already messing me, why I come here?
>That already sounds like something interesting, but what else do you do with your time?
Well...my main issue is that most of the time I masturbate. I am an addict, I know it and I must stop because it consumes a lot of my time. But if don't I guess I like to play with my dogs, and a former way to spend time I had was entomology. I am too broke and idiot to study it as a crreer but I enjoy it as a hobby

>>33607220
No I've only been ITT for a few months.

>>33607217
Yeah, your ballbusting was very nuanced, you failedmale cuck.

>>33607224
Wow, now you're just jumbling together a bunch of words and throwing them at me.
Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.

Watching Charlie play horror games isn't fun. He just constantly makes jokes

>>33607215
The femanons that post outfits tend to have hella snatched waists though..

>>33607216
True. This is the last place to still sat retarded shit in

Can women critique my fashion sense? Here's what I'm wearing.
>Old zip up hoodie
>Gray polyester-cotton blend long sleeve with buttons at the neck.
>Black cotton pants with a drawstring and extra pockets above the knees.
>Black loafers
All clothing says it was made in either China or Bangladesh.

>>33607226
My only point is that being into ballbusting, (a literal femdom fetish), disqualifies you some judging anyone as simps.

>>33607218
I rated with filtering, hence the gross score.

>>33607223
Did you like our celebrities?

>>33607231
Your point is you're a clueless moron who is in no position to speak authoritatively about anything.

State gender.

Thoughts on shower sex?

>>33607207
Men and it's not close.
Mentally ill men are no joke, normals can't compete.

>>33607235
M, don't have the water going onto your cock, it ruins it

>>33607234
Clueless about what? You getting your balls busted?

>>33607235
M. It's good but it's more like shower foreplay, unless you really want to spend forever in there getting cramps and trying to do it right.

>>33607230
It’s just regular guy clothes. Am I missing something

>>33607235
I have a very strong fear of slipping in the bathroom and getting my head smashed like a pumpkin, so no. No sex in the bathroom.

>>33607230
this is what the guy that cheated on all those girls with trust issues dresses like

>>33607233
Meh I wouldn't call them "celebrities"

>>33607235
M
Does it have to be sex? Getting soapy and rubbing/grinding sounds more fun

>>33607239
You're clueless about absolutely everything. You can't even read or write at a high school level.

>>33607234
that is a decent point, how can you shit on simps when you're a submissive?

>>33607213
IT'S IN MY PANTS

>>33607228
The face is what really counts, face card is EVERYTHING.

>>33607235
Just shower and then sex. If the male doesn't have shorter legs than the female, it's a bad balancing act.

>>33607248
Quit trying to dodge the issue.

>>33607249
I'm not. I've just experimented a lot. The intention was to be able to experiment with someone, but she cut it off after that.

Also, being a sub in a dynamic like that is not the same as simping anyway.

>>33607253
I'm not dodging anything. You're just retarded and I have no reason to consider anything you say important.

>>33607255
how is simping somehow more shameful? I thought you were against anything that gave any kind of deference to women?

Why do the nice femanons ignore me? I always get the mean sarcastic femanons?

>>33607113
You wish you could be us so bad lol

>>33607258
I'm not teaching a class, I'm just calling you a loser.

>>33607259
A lot of the time a sub gets more out of it than the dom. More importantly, there's an actual reciprocal relationship there and both parties are getting something they want. Simping is just giving foids free attention, and often they don't even know you exist.

>>33607174
Let me fix that for you

>>33607261
I don't want to come off as mean I'm just on my period. I'm sorry

>>33607184
the possibilities are endless, right? lmao

>>33607261
The nice femanons are just too few. They're off breastfeeding their kids and having their hair stroked by their boyfriends, not shitposting with broken lunatics with damaged souls like us.

>>33607263
You're desperately trying to assert superiority over me, but it's not working because I do not respect retards like you.

Women, if you met a guy with one hand would you make him put the stump in your pussy and neglect his penis?

>>33607113
Bow down and suck it.

>>33607261
What did you post anon? I'll give you a pity (you)

>>33607272
>You're desperately trying to assert superiority over me
I mean, I don't submit to women, then spam that I hate them for 8 hours a day.

>>33607264
>A lot of the time a sub gets more out of it than the dom. More importantly, there's an actual reciprocal relationship there and both parties are getting something they want. Simping is just giving foids free attention, and often they don't even know you exist.
Are you the ihatewomen anon?

>>33607277
You just jerk your little dick fantasizing about men larping as women on an anonymous image board.

By the way, all of the shit you're talking about happened years ago. Believe it or not, I didn't hate women then. At least, not most of the time.

>>33607108
I don't mind that and understand it. It's just the way he went about it that made me question it

>>33607250
BUT IT'S NOT IN MINE

>>33607280
I have been called that. Why?

>>33607281
>You just jerk your little dick fantasizing about men larping as women on an anonymous image board.
When was this?
>By the way, all of the shit you're talking about happened years ago. Believe it or not, I didn't hate women then. At least, not most of the time.
Did that experience change how you see women?

Men of atoga, why did you immediately assume I have an ED when I said I wanted to lose weight

>i'm poly and push away monogamous men
>why are stable relationships eluding me
Average atogan femanon's life.

>>33607235
M
same as regular sex, meh

>>33607288
Can I nom on your collar bones

>>33607288
No. Do you?

>>33607288
women can get erectile dysfunction? damn

Women, thoughts on be proposed to on your birthday

>>33607286
>I have been called that. Why?
I figured it was someone larping

>>33607287
>When was this?
Every time you start simping.
>Did that experience change how you see women?
I'm not going to type it all out again. The short answer is it was a lot of different things that happened over the course of years that led me to conclude that women hate men and the ones who aren't outright evil are useful idiots.

>>33607288
Nothing worse than erectile dysfunction hey anon

>>33607292
They're visible if that is your question
>>33607293
Nope, I'm in the overweight BMI range

>>33607295
*empty*
*unfathomable*
*does not compute*

>>33607297
>Every time you start simping.
I don't though.
>I'm not going to type it all out again. The short answer is it was a lot of different things that happened over the course of years that led me to conclude that women hate men and the ones who aren't outright evil are useful idiots.
Did you feel especially betrayed by her ghosting you because you had submitted to her?

So.. Um.. Femanons, thoughts on simping?

>>33607288
I didn't assume that, this is the first I'm hearing of it

>>33607285
Are you sure? Why don't you...check again

>>33607243
*puts helmet on you*

>>33607303
You started this whole thing by defending simping.
She didn't ghost me. We've actually met a few times since then, just not for anything sexual. No, outside of my family she's probably the most positive example of women in my life in recent years, which, considering she's a single mother in her late 30s who doesn't have a stable job, has men in and out of her bedroom constantly, and smokes weed as a hobby, is pretty fitting.

>>33607298
https://youtu.be/2den1G02vEY

>>33607235
F
Long shower dries out the skin, so no.

>>33607310
>You started this whole thing by defending simping.
That doesn't mean I practice it.
>No, outside of my family she's probably the most positive example of women in my life in recent years, which, considering she's a single mother in her late 30s who doesn't have a stable job, has men in and out of her bedroom constantly, and smokes weed as a hobby, is pretty fitting.
So who was the most negative?

I used to have to put up with my neighbours crying daughter screaming at the top of her lungs and the boys kicking a soccer ball on the balcony in the middle of the night and ever since I started bringing girls over and having loud violent sex with them I don’t hear the kids anymore in fact I don’t think the mother even lets them out on to the balcony anymore lol

>>33607308
Still no charlie pumping his cock into me, maybe try a different sigil.

>>33607315
Sure thing, bud.
It would be hard to choose just one. But probably my uncle's ex-wife. She's three for three on marrying men, financially ruining them, and then divorced raping them, and she recently moved across the country so he doesn't even get to see his kids anymore, which is especially concerning since she puts in absolutely no effort whatsoever to raise them.

>>33607317
Is that Long hair Anon?

>>33607295
M
What if she says no?

>>33607295
I wouldn't care, my only requirement is no other people be present

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33607325
NTA. So you can immediately suck his dick?

>>33607322
Absolutely cooked out of her fucking mind lol I wonder what she saw on the TV that night

>>33607317
>lofi hiphop during sex
nigga...

>>33607332
I think that's a pretty based choice honestly

>>33607325
Is recording it okay?

>>33607333
no, the only sound should be from me and her. That is all

>>33607332
You will never have sex anyway, why do you care?

Why can't you all have normal sex?

>>33607338
When you think about it normal sex is jacking off, there's more jacking off done in the world than actual sex.

>>33607334
You should probably discuss this with your girl.

>>33607338
I won't never have sex. But if I ever have it I would like a woma to sit on my face, and spank her. Is that very weird?

>>33607342
It's hypothetical, silly

>>33607305
I like attention. As long as they aren’t stalkers or anything I’m fine with it

>>33606983
Stupid hard language for no reason

>>33607305
Cool as long as the simp is attractive.

>>33606984
That is a lie

State gender
Which Cluster B pal is the lesser evil?
N T Jay the Chud or M'kay Gee the Woke?

>>33607338
Between me and a partner we have two entire bodies to explore, with nerve endings and pressure points and everything else all throughout. That's the equivalent of "just stay on the beach don't explore the ocean"

need a blonde gf so much...

>>33607348
Winning

Flat girls mmmm

>ultra 'attractive' guy abuses a chick for years
>years later, she marries him
Foids, why are so many SA stories like this? Good dick? Coercion?

>>33607345
My point stands. You should take the actual woman's preferences into account, don't listen to what an autist told yo on the internet

I hate men so much.

>>33607361
Why? What did I do?

>>33607353
I promise you that actual ballerinas do not care if some person pretend to be a ballerina for a bit.

>>33607361
How come?

>>33607351
>the lesser evil
probably ENTJ because he's more obviously and cartoonishly evil, while MKG is more likely to deceive people

>>33607356
Woo

>>33607361
good, it means im doing my job right

>>33607353
I don't understand why she makes xitter women seethe?

>>33607361
What is it this time

Imagine how much it would suck to go over to a chick's house to get pussy but then her uncle and all his buddies burst in and castrate you.

Women, what dominant things are you interested in or willing to do?

>>33607373
This better not be ihatewomen anon.

>>33607371
Why did they do that

>>33607377
Uncle just didn't like him.

>>33607371
Men have some pretty gross fantasies, goddamn

>>33607381
I don't think that one is very popular

>>33607368
NTA but she's hot and the intrasexual competition currently unfolds.

>>33607365
Capn’ Jack Sparrow love, savvy?

I'm kind of on the fence about women

>>33607387
>savvy
No, that's my line

>>33607368
Does it make xitter xomen xeethe?

>>33607373
Non I think, can you give some examples

>>33607305
Amusing.

>>33607391
Shut up fakecel before I alert ICE that you’ve illegally obtained asylum in /Atoga/

Women can you tell me something sweet so I can sleep well pls?

>r/ravenhaired
I am going to get a gf from there.

My will has been exhausted.

The lockdowns (2020) combined with discovering /pol/ as well as other alternative outlets and learning the truth has crippled me.

Always was an outcast but when I finished high school and went down the self-improvement road I had a plan and hope for the future. I spent 2 days in college before the lockdowns began and both men and women swarmed to me.
Weight loss, strenuous exercise, grunt jobs, martial arts, cold showers and austerity beyond normal, all self-imposed for years combined with surrogate and academic education on all practical subjects was my path to becoming what can only be referred to as Nietzsche's Overman.

But my will has been exhausted. The veil has been lifted. Reached the conclusion that I am a tax-cattle serf in prison nation where everything human and masculine is either illegal or prohibitely expensive. I can't hunt, I can't own firearms, I can't drive a motorcycle at full speed. Can't be a man. My only options are to drink, smoke, do drugs and gamble. If you keep up on global events you can see everything and everyone has gradually become gayer and more retarded and insane. Consequently I have become more alienated and ostracized.

I'm fine with being alone. Fine with nobody remembering or caring about any important conversation. I'm fine with life being cruel and unfair. I'm fine with at 24 never having had a social circle, a woman, real friendship, or any other milestone. I said it'd get better. It's fine. Life doesn't guarantee "Happiness".

>>33607401
did you have a question

>>33607404
How big is your cock

>>33607401
You have to be fundamentally insane to continue living in a post covid era, it’s over for normies but it never even began for incels

>>33607398
I’m going to peg your little boy butt if you post here again

>>33607405
can you ask a different question

>>33607394
Reach-around handjob while whispering in his ears

>>33607407
No pegging pls. Most I'm willing to do is 1 finger in the butt

>>33607401
>>33594928

>>33607129
Green boots?

>>33607411
Lmao you are gay

>>33607409
Oh didn’t know that was a dominant thing

>>33607401
I wish my life problems were these non-issues. Alas, I have real world problems.

Femanon, I'm going to get you pregnant and we are going to have beautiful smart kids who might be a little socially awkward

>>33607394
Biting, facesitting, restraints, pegging, etc.

>>33607417
I’m sorry to tell you this but you are going to be the last of your genetic bloodline, the buck stops with you

>>33607415
NTA
It isn't.

How far back can you remember (in your life)?

Women
Would you wear fake fangs and bite your bf if he asked? I'm curious if my vampire fantasies stands a chance of being fulfilled

When will you wear wigs?

>>33607422
I remember being 2 and not wanting to go to bed.

>>33607351
MKG looks weaker

>>33607422
I was 4 yo when I left my house and just went for a walk down the street my folks were pissed and shocked but that’s when I suddenly gained self consciousness that I can basically do whatever I want at the fucking age of 4

>>33607425
Secret

>>33607422
I remember being 2 and climbing the dishwasher
But I also remember walking down a busy street. As a kid I insisted it was while my mom was pregnant, but maybe it was while I was a baby idk

>>33607422
I remember a recurring dream I had when I was around 2,5. It was an eagle sitting on the wooden beam over my bed and looking at me.

>>33607422
i was around 6 when i burnt some food

>>33607419
I would do facesitting, so maybe in a little bit dominant?

>>33607438
That's my personal favorite.

>>33607351
It feels good being a normalfag.

>>33607421
Oh.. okay I don’t see myself as dominant I picture big tall women

>>33607441
Have you done it?

>>33607422
I remember looking at my big blocky television when 9/11 happened

>>33607445
I've had it done to me.

>>33607445
NTA but being waterboarded with a wet pussy while she sucks your dick in 69 is peak degen shit

>>33607422
Getting chased by a dog across the field from my parents' house and then falling over, scratching open a big part of my thigh. The bandage I had for it was HUGE.
My guess is that I was 8-10.

>>33607433
I was that eagle.

>>33606980
>Will I realistically be able to get a GF who’s older than me and eventually marry her, or do women not like to go younger than them?
Depends how old you are. Girls grow up faster than boys, so if you're in your early 20s a girl even your own age will (correctly) view you as still essentially a child. But once you hit your late 20s you will have or less caught up; at that point it becomes more realistic.

>>33606986
>would you date somebody from here?
M. I'm doing so right now.

>>33607422
I used to be unable to remember most of my childhood, but a best friend of mine legit unlocked memories for me when he brought up my brony phase and how I used to pretend i was drawing my little pony characters and ocs for my little sister when i was a teen (it was for me). And then all these forgotten/locked away memories came back and it made me happy that they were unlocked. Can't believe I was so bent on forgetting my past.

>>33607455
>if you're in your early 20s a girl even your own age will (correctly) view you as still essentially a child
I know for a fact this isn’t true because I’ve groomed women old enough to be my mom

>>33606994
>Grilled cheese. Butter or mayo on the outside?
NAG but... mayo on the outside? What the actual fuck? Pan fry it in groundnut oil.

>>33607085
>Have you ever seen or experienced a LDR that succeded?
M. No, and I have seen a LOT.

>>33607101
>They wound up together
Then it would seem his strategy worked, so the joke's on you.

>>33606986
M
Yeah, but the conditions need to be pretry good.
So far, from all the women I have added from atoga, there was only one femanon who I would have dated IRL and we more or less did "e-date" for a few weeks. Talking daily, sexting, exchanging pics and audios.
It's a real shame she had issues that made her chose to stop, but I hope she is alright.

is there a way to recover from being blackpilled by the internet?

>>33607471
Just don't be stupid.

>>33607471
Stop using the internet? Are you really this retarded lmao

>>33607471
That's hot. Femanons, please be like this girl.

Women, do ribbed condoms do anything for you?

>>33607484
Never tried it. Then again I haven't used a condom in 11 years.

Femanons, is this what clubs are like for women? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756871571308345.webm

>>33607484
Not particularly. Sex with actual dick is less about texture than sex with a toy.

>>33607488
Yeah, it can be like that. But if you have an issue with drunk guys trying to get physical then you have no business being in a club anyways. Thats like getting offended people don't wear shirts at the public pool.

>>33607488
Never gone clubbing and that looks like a nightmare scenario.

>>33607488
Looks like ENTJ kek

facial plastic surgery should be covered by insurance.
being ugly is horrible, much worse than many diseases or conditions

>>33607488
I saw a girl dancing with a brown guy and then she tried to grind on my friend who rejected her and gave her a disgusted look kek

>>33607499
In some cases it is. But you need a psychiatrist to confirm that it has a high chance of helping with your mental health

>>33607499
What do you want done?

men when was the last time you went to a nightclub?

>>33607507
I think I drove by one once in 2015 or so. Never been my scene, even if I could get over my social anxiety, I've never seen the appeal

>>33607507
This year's June.

>>33607488
I've never been to club and this looks scary

How do I stop caring about looks? I'm helplessly drawn to guys who look a certain way but they are usually mentally ill. How do I stop my brain from focusing on looks

>>33607499
Just get lip fillers.

>>33607507
Not counting bars, probably six years ago.

>>33607515
You likely associate certain things with certain looks. What things are you drawn to?

>>33607520
Are bars fun for men?
I remember the last time I went to a bar, there were THREE moids hitting on me

>>33607471
Then at some point the jig is up, and that non-threatening looking dude with glasses and pokemon cards and Warhammer figurines, whom is sent to go sleep on his couch, decides to go on a spontaneous 'revenge against women' arc and removes her teeth with a big statuette that he never liked looking at.

Feminist media, not long after: "MEN RAMP UP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN, ALL WOMEN ARE VICTIMS, KILL ALL MEN IN RETURN"

Femicide, as well. Forgot that new term.

>>33607522
Why wouldn't they be fun?

There are wombs that need to be filled out there

>>33607507
never been to one, they would've probably let me in 5 years ago but now I can't pass the vibe check.

>>33607526
Go away, inject your parasite fluid in someone else

>>33607523
... and other short stories by Anon

>>33607526
What are you waiting for?

>>33607526
And I already know the guy I want to fill mine. I just need to figure out when or if I should ask him to.

>>33607522
Not really in 2025. If you're a non-Chad, it's not fun to get rejected all night and then you go home feeling like shit after paying for overpriced drinks.

>>33607523
I'll believe it when I see it.

I woke up at 5:30 again. Does this mean I am becoming a cat?

>>33607535
Wdym becoming?

>>33607532
Says the incel who never goes to bars. lmao

>>33607528
I will.. probably not

>>33607535
That's early for you right

State gender

If you had to choose between being hated by all members of your sex but loved by all members of the opposite sex or hated by all members of the opposite sex and loved by all members of your sex which one would you choose?

>>33607537
Not an incel. Are you pretending that you're a Chad who fucks bitches every time he goes out? Post your face if you're making claims like that, retard. Anyone can lie on the internet.

>>33607542
F
Hated by women, loved by men. Sounds much more lucrative.

>>33607542
F. That's tough. I guess I'd rather be hated by women just by virtue of men being more dangerous on average. Their hate could more likely cause me harm.

>>33607542
M
Hated by women I guess
Hated by ALL men would lead to disaster immediately

>>33607545
Why do you sound so nerdy

>>33607548
Thats what happens when you are severely cum deficient.

>>33607529
You can subscribe to my Substack.

Deliberately using men as tools isn't the safest thing in the world. People seem to be complaining a lot about how dangerous men are, but it seems like 'proactive risk avoidance' isn't something we're keen on discussing a whole lot. It's easier to just blame men than stop the random hookups and simpbaiting.

>>33607542
F
Hated by all men. They already hate me. Bring it on Bitches. I would create an all female militia, enslave males and keep an attractive one as my sex slave/forced husband

>>33607548
>>33607550
Fuck both of you. Excuse me for answering a question with a little bit of thought.

>>33607553
I'm sorry

>>33607555
Good. I accept your apology.

>>33607553
I'm not sorry.

>>33606970
Killing people isn't hard. Get a bottle and you're keys and you already have a better success rate for mass murder.

Why do my clothes smell after the washing machine?

>>33607560
Ok. Getting the body of a greek god isn't difficult either. Eat well and train hard. Why don't you just do it anon? Oh what? It takes effort? What is that? Some things are simple but not easy? Damn...

>>33607542
M
Loved by women
And just see how long I would last

>>33607561
You leave them in there damp for too long. You don't use a hot/long enough cycle. You don't use enough detergent. You leave your clothes in the hamper for too long before washing them. You stink like fuck and need to add some disinfectant rinse to your laundry routine.

>>33607563
Kinda based. Honestly if all foids love you, would you really need to go outside? Some women simp pretty hard, would let you stay with them, feed you, etc.

>>33606984
Kill yourself.
>>33607532
Bar crawl is too dead and usually mid 30s and up where I live.
>>33607507
2023 it didn't recover from 2019.

>>33607559
You'll face the consequences after I get to work and have time to be mean to you, then.

>>33607567
I'm looking forward to it.

>>33607562
Except you need no training to get drunk and drive on the wrong side of the road. The only skill you need is luck.

>>33607569
I said serial killers, not someone that kills someone by being retarded and reckless. I'm talking about deliberate and meticulous behavior.

>>33607561
Some washing machines have a self-cleaning cycle that you need to run periodically, without putting clothes inside. Check the manual. Certain smells come from within the machine.

gender, your SO comes up to you and says they want to climb everest
what do you do?

Should I get a Saradomin GodSword?

>>33607574
F
Tell him good luck and have fun.

>>33607574
Sex, then climb something smaller first

>>33607575
Is this sarah gadon posting?

>>33607542
Male
I already don't get along with ither guys so the first one ez

>>33607552
>enslave males and keep an attractive one as my sex slave/forced husband
He'd stop hating you though?

Truth nuke of the year just dropped:
>>>/r9k/82387330

>>33607571
That implies it isn't deliberate to drunk drive.

>>33607582
>r9k
I'll pass thanks

>>33607582
Did you seriously just cross link your own cringe post?

>>33607582
Don't care didn't read

Guys guys is this a tranny?

>>33607574
No. Male, I am going alone.

>>33607582
yep, the math checks out

>>33607542
F hated by men, I value my friendships more than male attention

>>33607581
His feelings don't matter. He is my slave

>>33607531
Is he a friend?

You guys think peter dinklage is getting killed in the next Dexter episode?

>>33607574
Male
If she's an experienced climber then I'll wish her luck and help her prepare, but if not then I guess we can start working up to it. I've got 0 climbing experience myself but if we both work at it, train, and practice we could get there.
We're certainly not going from 0 experience to Everest though

>>33607591
Women like you are the easiest to target and infiltrate

>>33607587
How about you ask her? Doesn't look like a tranny

>>33607583
You know what I mean dumfuck.

>>33607488
Encephalitis Necrosis Thrombosis Jaundice has been real quiet since this dropped.

>>33607599
Lol

>>33607597
Nah might be get laid so not gonna risk being rude

>>33607499
I bet you're a cutie patootie

>>33607536
Like this

>>33607603
I was implying that you already are one... siiigh

>>33607579
No, it's from OSRS

>>33607499
In the future all women will be artificially enhanced and most men will be disfigured beasts. Don't worry, the next half a decade will be glorious.

>>33607602
Thats a man.

>>33607604
Sometimes I wish I were

>>33607606
Women with dicks when

>>33607587
Compare digit ratios

>>33607605
Somehow thats even worse

>>33607606
Why will men be disfigured beasts? Can't you make them attractive too?

>>33607608
Same

>>33607610
I'm a straight biological woman and I have a masculine digit ratio

>>33607611
Why?

>>33607616
Because I don't even know wtf that is but it sounds boring and nerdy and like some people would have a lot to say about it but all the words would have absolutely no substance to them

>>33607587
Check if breasts are fake. Trannies rarely have big naturals

>>33607615
He'll need to check for a prostate then.
Also, tomboy?

Men
You have to lick period blood of one woman off the sheets. Which woman do you chose to bleed on it?

>>33607621
Alexandra Daddario

Normalize asking women if they are trans. Truth is you can't always tell

>>33607617
>all the words would have absolutely no substance to them
The words would have substance if they inform my decision.

>>33607598
There are more serial killers in the sub 80 IQ than there are in the median. The intelligence of mass murderers puts the average people in the lesst likely category compared to the more intelligent and most retarded. Meticulous can come into question with numerous cases. Peaople mistake opportunity seeking and lucknfrom incompetence or perfect storm scenarios for being meticulous in post, I mean just look at the kurder mansion or LIS.

>>33607619
>tomboy
No

>>33607623
You can tell 99% of the time. Trannies pass as smoothly as kidney stones.

>>33607626
Still more than you because you can't even plan for healthy balanced meals for a whole week.

>>33607609
Boys who can't get women already tend to become "women" with dicks.

>>33607612
No money. Only women will go to college and get the vast majority of high paying office jobs. Men's appearance will be utilitarian and their purchasing power will be eaten by inflation (and women).

>>33607621
My ex had the sweetest period sex, my dick used to smell like metal and candy all the time

>>33607614
The local squirrels have been too suicidal in their quest for the nut.

>>33607625
>my
Yeah see, stopped caring right there

>>33607639
Then shut up

>>33607641
You first

>>33607621
Rebecca Ferguson. Then I'll only have to do it for a few more years.

I need to stop vaping my lungs can’t take much abuse

>>33607642
Yes mistress

>>33607621
I don't think you could actually get even a small amount of blood out of sheets with your tongue

When you're completely shallow, you'll attract other shallow people. It's a bit confusing how people in this thread then get upset that people offer them anything back but shallowness.

>>33607644
Why don't you stop breathing while you're at it

>>33607648
Counter argument: chunks

>>33607649
Because idiots have no self awareness.

>>33607649
Sex is only unit of value I understand honestly I would forget her personality in a matter of seconds

Post scale and I'll post mine. I'm 5'11" 183lb

>>33607650
I can’t I have incels to bully and women to rape, it’s not easy being a busy chad

>>33607656
5'0, 53kg (or 117lb)

>>33607649
>get upset that people offer them anything back but shallowness
I don't get upset. I want to be a woman's living dildo.

>>33607659
UwU

I matched with a jeet wtf lol

>>33607662
Don't you uwu me >:(

>>33607664
ENTJeet lmao

>>33607664
>"My parents will like you if"
Red flag
>>33607659
Damn, we are both fat.

>>33607667
>we are both fat.
Nah you're fat.

>>33607664
Play it right and you will be a vice president in the future

gf is on vacation with friends. they were chatting with a worker at her hotel and he asked her instagram to show them nightlife spots. she told me all this.

i reacted unbothered. was this an attempt to make me jealous or harmless? if anything it just pissed me off a little. i don’t know how i should respond or if it’s a big deal at all

>>33607668
For 5' you should be 90lb
I should be 150lb

>>33607665
Oops. I mean, I'm sure you're really badass. Like a dwarf or hobbit.

>>33607664
Don't worry, she matched with a jeet too

>>33607671
You did well not to react.

Women, why are you like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZgj2Ui5Ces

>>33607671
Tbh I'd try to tease you too if you were my bf, you've been sperging out about this since weeks.

>>33607593
Yes, though it's more complicated than just that.

>>33607680
Why do you watch pedo stuff?

>>33607685
What makes you want him as the dad?

>>33607677
so i shouldn’t bring it up again right? it does bother me especially if she is gonna go out with that dude and her friends

>>33607683
it’s my first time posting on this board trying to understand you creatures. apparently it’s a common theme? which does soothe me a little i guess

>>33607683
>Tbh I'd try to tease you too if you were my bf
Hot

>>33607691
After spending a lot of time thinking about him and how I feel about him, I feel like he's special in a way I've never felt about a guy before. When we're together, it's not just like two friends hanging out, which is how my past romantic relationships more or less felt. Maybe he's just so out of my league that I'm reading the difference as something more romantic and surreal than it actually is.

>>33607692
>so i shouldn’t bring it up again right? it does bother me especially if she is gonna go out with that dude and her friends
That's tough, but I guess I wouldn't since its a group setting.

>>33607698
Oh, are you going to try and date him? Not just have him be a donor?

>>33607703
Idk. Like I said, it's complicated. It'd be some retarded throuple shit if we were to get together, and I feel like that's just setting myself and my future kid up for failure somehow.

>>33607705
Oh, morning JH.

>>33607706
Why tf did it take you so long to figure out it's her?

>>33607706
Gmorning.

>>33607672
I'm pregnant, dickhead. And it would still be on a healthy weight. According to actual medical professionals anyway.

>>33607698
Damn, Chad dick is one of the most powerful things in the world...

>>33607698
Your ex's bf?

>>33607707
JH isn't known for taking creampies

>>33607671
>>33607692
>gf is on vacation with friends
Kek. Why didn't you go with her? It's a common cuck story.
>don't worry bro she's just going out with her friends around aggressive drunk foreign men, just don't be insecure :)
Even if she doesn't cheat by fucking someone, there's a high chance she'll get her ass groped or kisses some dude. Foids don't count kissing as cheating.

If I hit you in the meat, would you cum?

>>33607714
Lurk more.

>>33607710
NTA. Congrats.

>>33607711
I want to disagree, but I keep thinking about it, so maybe.
>>33607713
Yes.
>>33607714
It's how to make a baby, so of course I need to take one eventually.

>>33607705
>throuple bullshit
yes despite what women's magazines and media tell you it's a terrible idea to get knocked up by a guy that excites you and then try to find a high earning stable guy to be the father figure, it's the surest way to become part of some bad statistic.

>>33607718
Thanks! I had been trying for a while :D

>>33607719
>It's how to make a baby, so of course I need to take one eventually.
Didn't you take two cumshots a few decades ago?

>>33607719
Lel give us some suifuel, how tall and how big is he

>>33607717
I've been here since before birdy got fucked.
>>33607719
>It's how to make a baby, so of course I need to take one eventually.
I figured you'd do artificial insemination.

>>33607730
>I've been here since before birdy got fucked
In that case you must be severely retarded.

>>33607731
Yeah, and your cock is bigger than mine.

>>33607720
He is a high earning, relatively stable guy who wants to be a father figure. Which is what makes arguing against not trying the throuple thing difficult. If he was just some fuckboy, of course it'd be clear that being with him wouldn't be productive at all.
>>33607726
He's around six foot and change, pretty proportional but not skinny. I don't think his looks are the best thing about him, though.

>>33607720
better to have a father figure than not

>>33607731
>muh e-celebs
Kys

what's better for cheap stuff? temu or aliexpress

>>33607730
>artificial insemination
I've joked about that before, sure. But I want to have a kid in as normal a way as possible, starting with a normal conception.

>>33607734
I meant how big is his dick, but I just remembered this is the guy who humbled you. What is the best thing about him?

>>33607471
90% of women out there do not love their man, they don't know how to love anyway; they only tolerate him as long as he provides.
Learn to be stoic and get by without their fake and subpar love therefore about 90% of women should be invisible to you. Rise up above your biological programming.
Take care of your health anons and find distractions to help pass the time, that's all most people do anyway, the difference is they do it with somebody so time wasted together flows differently.

>>33606961 (OP)
At least Ted Bundy was funny, charming, humble, and harmless to his family and neighbors, amiright?
https://youtu.be/BKhI86h7Uwk

>>33607739
Not her but he's seven inches.

>>33607734
>He is a high earning, relatively stable guy who wants to be a father figure. Which is what makes arguing against not trying the throuple thing difficult
Just do it. It's Chad's rights.

>>33607734
Picking a random guy to be your baby's "father figure" tends to go one of two ways, he either wants more involvement and decision making power than baby momma is comfortable with, or he gets his own potential for kids at some point and focuses more on that and downgrades himself to "cool uncle" in your kid's life.
>>33607735
I'd argue it's even worse than a single mom because then you're setting a kid up to have his world's foundations blown apart at some point, almost certainly leaving him with a lingering hatred and distrust for women, loose or absent respect for normal male social roles and authority, and probably a fucked financial situation unless everyone involved is a millionaire.

>>33607747
8"*

>>33607734
How does your ex feel about it?

>>33607705
>It'd be some retarded throuple shit if we were to get together, and I feel like that's just setting myself and my future kid up for failure somehow.
Throuples will probably be normal by the time they grow up.

>>33607754
nta but nope.

>>33607739
>>33607747
Around 7", yeh. The thickness was more of the issue.
>>33607749
Don't be stupid.

>>33607754
>throuples will be normal any day now!
t. Degenerates for the last 500 years

>>33607659
Same but one foot taller.

>>33607756
Most women are bi, and the percentage of men who are incels is increasing substantially.

>>33607767
I'm bi and I hate sharing. There's no correlation of being bi and wanting to be with multiple people at the same time.

>>33607750
Like I said, the guy I want to get knocked up by wants to be the provider and father figure. There wouldn't be another guy in the picture, just another mom.
>>33607752
We've talked about it a lot. In passing she's very cool with the idea since she wants to help raise a baby but doesn't want to get pregnant herself. When us three have seriously discussed that sort of thing as a "what if" scenario, it felt like her and I wanted slightly different things out of the whole scenario, though.

>>33607764
>Degenerates for the last 500 years
Gays, trannies, and bdsm all became normalized in 50 years.

>>33607754
Idk about that. I want more data on how kids do socially and mentally after being raised in that environment.

>>33607773
LGBT things are not degenerate though. If you look at it rationally. BDSM is.
NTA

>>33607777
>LGBT things are not degenerate though
Lol

>>33607779
They're not, I don't know what to tell you.
Wanting to fuck someone of the same gender as you doesn't make you a degenerate.

>>33607771
What slightly different things?

>>33607784
I want to answer this thoroughly, but I need to do some work stuff. Can it wait like half an hour?

>>33607787
Sure, yes.

>>33607773
being gay isn't degenerate, it's completely normal. bdsm is degenerate though which includes your tradcuck authority roleplays

>>33607769
>I'm bi and I hate sharing. There's no correlation of being bi and wanting to be with multiple people at the same time
https://openpsychometrics.org/research/demographics-of-polyamory/

Tell your preacher
Tell your doctor
Tell your mama, tell your father
That you're my slaughter

>>33607777
>LGBT things are not degenerate though. If you look at it rationally. BDSM is.
Saying something is degenerate is more of a moral proclamation, than a rational conclusion.

>>33607791
nta but correlation =/= causation and you can be one, but not the other. or both. i suspect you are too stupid to grasp nuance though

>>33607791
>>33607795
One cool guy made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.

>>33607710
Poor baby will be born to an evil woman midget, many such cases

Scrotoids, how big is your penis?

>>33607791
>only half of men are not polyamorous
yikes

>>33607796
are you going to post this in every thread? we get it, you either are mkg or you want to suck his cock. fuck off

>>33607795
The entire conversation was about correlation.
>There's no correlation of being bi and wanting to be with multiple people at the same time

>>33607794
By moral standards though, being gay/a tranny doesn't necessarily makes you a sex-crazed individual. Because that's the implication. At least from what I interpreted, putting gay people next to bdsm implies that being gay is on the same level as being into bdsm.

>>33607781
It does, literally speaking

>>33607797
learn english before you be idiotic on 4chan kid

>>33607797
See it this way: the evil woman midget was successful in reproducing.

>>33607803
I was referring to those things as sociosexual taboos that've been largely lifted in recent years.

>>33607804
Explain your reasoning.

>>33607771
>two lesbians wanting donor to be a father figure
This has a high probability of him either wanting more authority and involvement than you're willing to give or he grows out of playing this game the minute he meets a woman who wants his baby.

Incidentally I only know two lesbian couples, one of which is a relative that basically begged/demanded one of the men in our family give her sperm to use on her partner, often making everyone uncomfortable, she hit one guy up right after he turned 18, weird as hell. Anyways she did eventually have a kid and I'm pretty sure someone cracked because the kid has our family features. I try to be nice to him and treat him like any other cousin at family functions, but that's going to be awkward as hell someday.

>>33607802
i'm not the person who said it wasn't correlated. i'm saying the correlation doesn't have implicit meaning.

>>33607808
Sociosexual taboos and "degenerate" things are 2 different things.
For the UK's government you're forbidden by law to fuck if it's not in missionary. That's a Sociosexual taboo. Degeneracy would be being into specific fetishes.

>>33606961 (OP)
How do I know if a woman is dominant (on a dating app or real life)?

>>33607813
>i'm not the person who said it wasn't correlated
Right, but I was only arguing there is a correlation, to the woman who asserted there isn't one.

>>33607816
First off, that girl is an obvious sub.

>>33607816
>How do I know if a woman is dominant (on a dating app or real life)?
They don't exist. You can pay her to pretend to be dominant for 30 mins or 1 hour, though.

>>33607791
I guess there's that then. But even then it's not nearly enough data to make a proper assumption. As in the numbers are too vast to make a proper assumption that bi people are inherently into polyamory.

>>33607819
But the overall conversational context is that "throuples will be normal" in the future because "most women are bi". This is not necessarily true, because being bi and being poly are not actually connected.

>>33607825
NTA. Are you bi?

>>33606961 (OP)
I hate women.

>>33607829
Congratulations chuddy-kun

>>33607831
Thank you.

>>33607825
Well, there's also the aspect of there being fewer, and fewer eligible men over time.

This one is going to a very special retarded cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7vOZXKMCk

>>33607816
I think a dom woman would want an open relationship

>>33607791
As usual, no names no sources

>>33607828
Yes, and i'm not poly. Lol

>>33607829
I fapped to a ballbusting vid in your honour.

>>33607834
NTA but men who women deem worthy of reproducing with have always been few.
It's also vastly observed in mammals as a whole.

>>33607836
>I think a dom woman would want an open relationship
This ^

>>33606961 (OP)
i hate men

>>33607813
Hilarious chart title, wish it was actually decently sized.

>>33607834
Yeah I don't personally believe that, lol. I don't even necessarily believe that throuples won't be more common; I think they actually will.

I just think you guys have bad reasoning and are making stupid assumptions.

Femanons, is this you?

I understand why so many young men get into tiktok """stoicism""". It's a natural evolution from crying about the world being unfair.

>>33607835
Nice
https://youtu.be/2S24-y0Ij3Y

>>33607848
Why do you think they'll be more common?

Maleanons, is this you?

>>33607851
I wish, looks aesthetic

>>33607853
My only thought about Blackpink is that Jennie is hot, but I don't really like their music from what little I've heard. They sound like a far less melodic 2NE1 to me.

>>33607851
Nah, I have ikea furniture :3

>>33607859
Ok

>>33607858
>>33607860
Femanons, is THIS you?

>>33607846
Wowow sexo

>>33607862
I'd let him use me, yeah.

>>33607854
I think it will be more common because polyamory is becoming more normalized at the same time that cheating is becoming more demonized. Historically marriage was more of a business transaction than something we did based on love, as that has changed so have our personal (not legal) attitudes towards infidelity.

>>33607839
Nta. Same here. Every other bi person I know is not poly either. Straight people are poly as fuck in my experience

>>33607789
Okay, so I'm arguably sort of traditional. If I were going to do the throuple, I think it could and should be as natural as possible. We all love each other, and we're all secure enough that we don't NEED to be a three person unit for every single interaction and decision. Her and her bf are extremely competent, but they're also impulsive. I'm probs less so in both regards, but I'm glad they respect me and are willing to go at my pace whenever we do things together. At the same time, I think they're extremely and uniquely compatible when it comes to their personalities, and I wouldn't want to slow that down by needing my hand held 24/7. So I expressed my security that they don't need to more or less baby me when we're outside my comfort zone but in theirs. But she was apparently against that notion. She says they enjoy my company in a way that doesn't bother or frustrate them at all, and that she'd want the three of us essentially joined at the hip if we were to become an official relationship. And that's fine, I love them, but essentially tying their social arms behind their backs just so I don't feel left out (especially when I've already said I DON'T feel left out) makes me feel sick. Like I'm hijacking something that works beautifully without me.

>>33607862
Nope

>>33607848
>Yeah I don't personally believe that, lol
Fewer and fewer men are getting into relationships, no?

>>33607865
You'd give it up that easily?
What if he got bigger boobs than you?

>>33607868
Stop swearing.

>>33607874
>You'd give it up that easily?
I like sex.

>>33607875
lmFUCKINGao

>>33607836
This, it's a "you think you want it, but you don't" thing. They also want your money, don't want to wear the outfits -you- like, etc. It's a meme fetish

>>33607868
Yeah, I hang out with people all across every spectrum that exists. Most poly people I've met are straight dudes lol

>>33607876
Are you like a little raccoon who can't get enough of it?

>>33607837
It’s worse, it’s a survey from 4000 people over 30 years. Don’t know where they are from, assume US. Essentially it’s useless

>>33607868
>>33607839
Is this a sore subject for bi people?

>>33607883
Maybe

>>33607881
>Most poly people I've met are straight dudes lol
"I just like, don't own a woman's sexuality, ya know?"

>>33607885
nta, but also bi.
No, but you're out here saying something that isn't true for 3 people now itt.

>>33607887
And if I don't give you what you want, would this be your reaction?

>>33607876
What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed

>>33607870
Tbh that sounds like you're sabotaging yourself. They are fully grown adults. If they say it's fine, it's fine. You don't have to try and take responsibility for their decisions, that frankly rather arrogant and condescending. Even in an ideal setting just the man of your dreams, he'd make sacrifices to become a father. Being a parent will always mean sacrifices and compromise and they are both willing to accept that fact. Besides, what better setup could there be than three people to share the responsibility of raising a kid? Ofc it might not be traditional but even if you got married, you have zero guarantee that you'd be good together as parents and won't just split up and get new partners. You'd have to figure that out and navigate it too. Honestly, I feel like you should go for it. You said this is the year before you'd just do it on your own anyways. If it all goes wrong you can always just do that too and do it alone if the dynamics goes to shit.

>>33607863
what

Im starting to think people on language learning apps are just using it as a "date a foreigner" kind of service
you can even filter by ethnicity based on the language

also its funny but pathetic how many pajeets say theyre fluent in asian languages to try and date whilst using a translator

>>33607889
NTA, 4

>>33607889
NTA

>>33607894
You don't say

>>33607888
And the woman is always someone like pic related.

>>33607885
It plays into the "all bi people are slutty skanky whores who will fuck anything" stereotype, so yes. Plus we are often approached by ugly men who beg us to fuck their girlfriends, or approached by women who turn out to be already dating someone, which is very frustrating if you just want a normal 2 person partnership.

>>33607893
I LOVE misandrists! What’s your favourite colour?

>>33607890
Yeah.
>>33607891
After I got my covid vaccine, bf and I were fucking and I kept having orgasms. Then they slowly turned into pain all over my body because of the vaccine. Would do it again. I was coming up to an hour later until the pain started.

>>33607895
>>33607889
>>33607868
>>33607839
Damn, so many girl lickers

>>33607905
Women are just more desirable than men.

>>33607898
I do say so if I may say so, dare I say, think this is the truth

>>33607907
Nice bait

>>33607904
>I was coming up to an hour later until the pain started.
How do women even get out of bed? My orgasms last 4 seconds. I'm not sure I'd ever see the light of day again if I could orgasm for an hour.

As a bi woman, I'd only accept to be in a poly relationship if I was the center of the attention. So that's a little pointless.

>>33607905
hell yeah brother

>>33607892
>They are fully grown adults. If they say it's fine, it's fine. You don't have to try and take responsibility for their decisions, that frankly rather arrogant and condescending.
I'm just scared that their patience will run out with me. And I don't want that to happen if it could affect my future baby's life.

>>33607906
I don't disagree.

when I plan a date I always say "next week..."
something like 65% of women think I mean "this week" when I say "next week"
women, what causes this malfunction to occur?
my language is pretty clear

>>33607914
After I masturbate I just feel normal again and continue on with my life.

Women are completely bogged without makeup
We should normalize makeup for incels then they will go from creep to edgy bishonen chad women want

>>33607920
That's a risk in literally every single possible scenario where you have a kid. There is no such thing as a guarantee that it will go as planned. The point of being a parent is that you'll always figure it out and find a way, no matter what.

>>33607923
you're probably mumbling or hard to listen to or take seriously, is my guess based on no additional information.

>>33607918
Why you doxx me like that? Damn son

what do girls?
>tried to have sex for with this girl for the first time, yesterday
>penis couldn't get in
>2 fingers in is tight
>"it hurts, you are too big" (I'm 7 inches)
>"this has happened to me before" she says
pretty sure she has vaginismus. She apologized after and it made me sad. Sex was bad if I'm honest, she wasn't even good at giving head or beating off. I'm not in love or anything...She was also kind of dry, which didn't help

>>33607930
I ask them out via text usually so thats not whats happening

>>33607927
>Women are completely bogged without makeup
I never wore makeup in my life and just this monday at office I got complimented 3 times.
I don't think I'm an exception to the rule at all.

>>33607931
Thanks, I got your IP now.

>>33607923
If you say that on the weekend then "next week" starts on monday brainlet.

>>33607927
f, unironically agree with you. please do this incels

>>33606961 (OP)
I'm glad I'm a male and capable of lusting after horse girls instead of serial KILLERS

>>33607936
Ok, come over, I have off brand cola zero.

>>33607906
We have better taste in women, though.
Sydney Sweeny > Megan Fox

I dreamt I downloaded tinder and had sex

>>33607932
Sounds like she'll only be able to have good sex with someone she can trust and she can feel vulnerable with.
If you're not staying for a relationship, just drop her. Don't play with her feelings.
t. girl with vaginismus

>>33607942
Dystopian

>>33607915
As a bi woman, I would only accept being in a poly relationship if the others would fuck in front of me and indulge my cuckquean kink.

>>33607942
it was a prophecy. follow it

>>33607927
Women hate literally any effort on your part, they want to fantasize that men roll out of bed perfect and never exercise, diet, or style their hair. Makeup is never going to work because they can immediately tell you put it on and it'll give them the ick that you tried to make yourself more appealing in some way. I have a bunch of skincare stuff and women have universally reacted negatively to seeing it, so I hide it under the sink if any girls come over.

>>33607944
KEK

>>33607948
Hahahah, hihihihih

>>33607947
>Women hate literally any effort on your part, they want to fantasize that men roll out of bed perfect
Unironically yeah.
t. woman who's been told she's cute after rolling out of bed.

>>33607943
is vaginismus a beneficial evolutionary trait for filtering out low-commitment partners

>>33607946
Hi witch woman, I didn’t talk to your Ashkhan yet though. *Give 1000 gold*

How do I deliberately make my moid mad to get angry sex?

I dreamt an anon downloaded tinder and then he wanted to meet a girl but instead i had anal sex with him

>>33607929
I want data that says taking that risk on a throuple is comparable to the risk taken as an ordinary couple. I want to take every precaution and route of thought available to me when judging the possibility of the relationship. That way, nobody can claim that I just really wanted to get fucked while having tits in my face and that I wasn't thinking things through rationally.

>>33607957
Ugh, my ex used to do this.

>>33607950
Pls not this again, I just like having a laugh :3
>>33607959
Whoa, maybe we can meet on tinder!

>>33607947
i feel like you've never actually had a woman over because my friends gush over their bfs managing to wash their face with anything other than hand soap

>>33607953
I have no idea, anon. I just know that even my OBGYN commented on it last time.
It would make sense I guess? A patient guy would make a better partner? ??? That's just speculation on my part.

>>33607957
Be annoying