Thread 33625537

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33623702

Hi, Femanons, I have 2 questions:

#1. Would you consider sleeping with an attractive woman who has a boyfriend?

Let's assume that you know he's ok with it, that you know he won't be joining or watching, that they're both sane, stable people that you're comfortable around, and that there are recent test results to prove everything is safe.

#2. Would you be up for it if you were the gf in the situation?

>OP pic
Women, why are you like this?

Thirdn'tt for I hate women

I still can't get over the fact I actuallym anaged to land a girl's phone number for real. I'm still registering that. There's a real possibility that I could get a girlfriend (who's also like 4 years older than me, hot)

Tfw no mid chudette assassin gf... Why are we here? Just to suffer?

NATIVE ANON HERE
WOMEN HATE ME AND I AM NOT SOMEONE THEY WOULD FUCK BECAUSE I AM AN INCEL
BUT I AM NOT HUMAN THOUGH
HOW MORAL THEY DONT WANNA COMMIT BEASTIALITY, I AM A HUGE INSECT MADE OF HUMAN MEAT DID YOU KNOW THAT BUT I AM AN INSECT DEEP INSIDE AS I KNOW WHEN PEOPLE HATE ME THEHY HATE ME FROM THE GUT AND BOTTOM OF THEIR HEART

>>33625548
congrats man, you did mention it 3 times

>>33625537 (OP)
Why do women love social games and backbiting so much? Inviting a woman into a friend group just turns the whole thing inside out. I have woman-fatigue. Why do you all do this?

>>33625537 (OP)
>>33625546
still less revolting than ENTJ and MKG, their rage is kinda cute

>>33625537 (OP)
stop giving attention to namefags...

>>33625533
>Femanon, do you want to own a harem of naked shota slaves who rub your feet and bring you drinks?
No

>>33625543
yes i would sleep with a woman who has a boyfriend. i wouldn't even necessarily care what he thinks. if i was the gf i probably wouldn't, id just sleep with my bf some more

>>33625554
Don't worry I'm sure it'll end horribly considering my luck, you'll not have to envy me for long.

WHY HOW COME WOMEN HATE ME

>>33625561
I don't

>>33625560
>yes i would sleep with a woman who has a boyfriend. i wouldn't even necessarily care what he thinks
NTA. But that's Giga-Based

>>33625561
NTA but I don't think this attitude of yours bodes well. I think you're gonna push too hard, too fast, and be back posting woman-hate here within a day.

WHY DO WOMEN HATE ME NO WOMEN WOULD LIKE ME DATE ME FUCK ME

>>33625543
Yes
No

>>33625568
I never hate on women, I'm the last woman respector in atoga.

Men
What could you go on a long rant about?

do you ever get so mad that youre ntire being itches, burns, you feel so hot all over, so you feel full of energy and you want to run and swim and run and walk and do anything because my nerves feel like they itch and burn

>>33625548
>4 years older than me
so, short term fling, or how's the biological clock going?

>>33625583
yes, sometimes

>>33625582

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>33625582
I went on a bit of rant by myself in my head about the different ideas of state between Aristotle, Machiavelli, Hobbs and Rousseau. It was just like an hour long.

>>33625582
BPD vs CPTSD diagnosis (self or god forbid, official) and its effects on real life outcomes and process sustainability (and QoL) during treatment, for example.

come on man no woman likes you, why care about women, people are just enemies to me, they all hate me
no one has ever loved me, never showed me love, no one has loved me

i was born human all i ever wanted was love, nothing but love and friendship
things i do not have
things others have
but not me
i am hated by everything
i cry sometimes, and get so mad i want to kill someone
this entire planet hates me
i am so alone everyone hates me, everyone, everything that breathes, everything that doesnt make me, that isnt me hates me so much for no reason

>>33625582
I could rant about anything, first thought ranting about how men don't wear hats anymore, women also wear them rarely

How do you know that you’re actually falling in love with someone, and it’s not just a honeymoon phase?

>>33625582
Magic the Gathering

I love flat women they're the best and deserve lots of love

>>33625582
Games and some random-ass anime you've never seen or maybe heard of.
Right now I want to yap about Fire Emblem TCGs.

>>33625602
Time.

>>33625597
Would listen to

>>33625560
NTA.
Do you think you could keep it secret?

>>33625602
6-12 months.

NATIVE ANON HERE
HOW COME NO ONE HERE WOULD DATE ME
NO, NO WOMAN WOULD DATE ME
WHY?

>>33625582
gundam and just videogames in general

>>33625614
go outrside loser

how young were you when you first tried to commit suicide? I was 7

>>33625607
Yay!

>>33625614
Um... see the OP pic

>>33625582
The history of Morbid Angel, their line up changes over the years, my favorite live performances (the year, location, name of the tour), my favorite albums, the unique and chaotically masterful playing of Trey Azagthoth, breaking down the riffs, the lyrics...
I'll stop myself before I get too distracted and ramble on

>>33625609
You're a
>checks notes
lesbian in a far far away land though.

>>33625622
am i not justified by how women treat me? i am more than justified, so what if i want to kill families as a result i earned that by no one loving me
my own

>>33625624
Lmao I hope that's real

>>33625543
>, Femanons, I have 2 questions:
>#1. Would you consider sleeping with an attractive woman who has a boyfriend?
>Let's assume that you know he's ok with it, that you know he won't be joining or watching, that they're both sane, stable people that you're comfortable around, and that there are recent test results to prove everything is safe.
>#2. Would you be up for it if you were the gf in the situation?
i'm a virgin, so not until I get more experience

>>33625624
>oneitis
can't skip brain day, breh

>>33625623
>TEN
>MORE
>DEAD

>>33625624
such tiny head

Which femanon wants to be the diamond to my Marina?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE

>>33625632
We-we don't talk about that album

>>33625582
Last night I told a girl about how an author who worked for a scifi magazine in the 40's found out about the Manhattan Project because all of a sudden, hundreds of scientists around the country simultaneously requested their magazine subscriptions be readdressed to the middle of fucking nowhere, New Mexico. He then wrote a short story about it and got visited by the FBI and told him to stop.

Go figure all of the scientists were subscribed to the same scifi magazine lmao.

>>33625597
My psychiatrist diagnosed me as BPD and PTSD because CPTSD isn't in the DSM-5 for some reason.

>>33625611
that mostly depends on the other party. its not inherently eyebrow raising for two women to hang out a lot and to have sleepovers. i don't have many people in my life to tell, and i would certainly avoid telling the friends i have that would be more concerned and possibly inclined to tell the bf lol

>>33625612
Is there any way to tell sooner

>>33625634
my queen

na ti ve anon here, im no longer mad
i dont want to kill men, women or children anymore
i just have BPD plus anger issues and childhood trauma
again, why do women hate me?

>>33625632
:)

>>33625624
Why would he post this?

>>33625645
Don't care, I like the song.

I'm horny!

>>33625605
Would maybe listen

>>33625650
nigga you corny

I'm sleepy

>>33625648
Do you like any other songs off the album? I think nevermore is okay but that's the only one I really like. Existo Vulgore is okay too but I can't stand David's vocals on this song, and more generally, the entire album

isn't it crazy that jay-z got beyonce? she is way too pretty for him

>>33625602
Tbh, I'm cynical about others feelings and mine. Before I used to say I'm worried I'll turn into someone who doesn't give a shit about love and I said that for 2 or 3 years, but now it's finally happening
I'm even more generous with my expressions of affection with strangers, that's because desu they stopped meaning so much to me.

>>33625624
Please don't low body fat mode, moids. Das gross.

>>33625537 (OP)
these threads are such fucking trash. also what's the point of having thread rules when they're always broken...
>No trolling
everyone itt is a biological man, therefore anyone claiming to be a female is automatically trolling
>Blog posts
>Miscellaneous ranting and venting
>No avatar posting or signatures
already happening itt, and it happens in literally every thread because most of the posters are all blogposting trannies that should go back to discord
>Discussion of LGBT issues
again, most of the posters are trannies so every post they make is basically an lgbt post
>Stuff that clearly didn't happen
trannies larping as a woman, self explanatory

>>33625657
Don't worry, I've been bodyfatmaxxing.

>>33625654
>Do you like any other songs off the album?
"I am morbid"
These are the only two MA songs songs I can name btw.

>>33625621
:)

>>33625624
>in love with

I dunno why people get crushes/infatuations on girls and call it love

>>33625637
god modern anime is so fucking gay

>>33625657
what is the optimal male BF%?

>>33625650
just blast some ropes or something idk

>>33625653
I pulled my back somehow. Or maybe my cramps did that. Idk.

>>33625666
That character is intentionally gay though because it's an author in the body of one of his characters

Gonna go have 4 scotches then do some electrical work.
What's /atoga/ up to?

>>33625670
I might. It only takes the edge off and isn't really satisfying, though.

>>33625650
Hi horny. I’m Cat Poster the Elder. How did your day go?

>>33625659
no point in having /atoga/ at all, if you're not going to believe in it

Gender

What did you think you were going to achieve by your current age when you were younger?

>>33625582
Star Trekkin' across the universe, on the starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk, Star Trekkin' across the universe, boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Did you know that casting one actress on Star Trek: Voyager inadvertently led to a political scandal in the great state of Illinois, and that scandal in Illinois led to Barack Obama become famous nationwide, leading to his eventual election as POTUS? Thanks, Star Trek.

>>33625667
15-20%

>>33625676
Fuck off, attention-whore

>>33625678
M
I never really though that

>>33625676
It was all right. Without going into detail, horrible accident I caused yesterday turned out to have no lasting negative effects, which is a huge relief.

>>33625582
Sports and movies.
But you foids get the ick if a man goes on a rant about a subject he likes. Your pic is another psyop trend like foids telling men to go to therapy or to cry in front of their gfs.

>>33625678
M
I always thought I was going to die by the age of 20.

>>33625677
yeah there's no point in having /atoga/ threads on an anonymous image board where anyone can claim to be female.

>>33625678
>What did you think you were going to achieve by your current age when you were younger?
F 28
https://youtu.be/xTNLQaxCcmU
"Thought maybe I would have a family or a house by now"
I have the house

>>33625680
The Jerri Reily Barrack Obama connection is my second favorite bit of political trivia.

>>33625582
1. Third reich lore.
2. Distinctions in socialist views.
3. Studies confirming humans are slaves to nature.
4.Crime statistics.
5. Racial slurs starting with every letter of the alphabet from memory.
6. CIA illegal covert operations.
7. Mossad operations.
8. Tax evasion.
9. Methods for hiding bodies.
10. Collections of accounts from snuff ring kidnapping victim investigations in continental postwar Europe.
Women think I'm weird for this, and your image will never be true, it's always just about some hot guy talking about Dark Souls lore he heard from YouTube or something.

>>33625683
Nice to see you again, old friend.

Anon tomorrow is active rest day but my legs are goop. What do you suggest besides yoga?

I hate women.

Not that I care much about her or anything like that, but... where is kittenposter?
Haven't seen her in like a week.

>>33625696
trying way too hard

>>33625608
>Fire Emblem TCGs
Those exist?

>>33625678

M, I never really imagined what life would be like as an adult. When people asked what I wanted to be when I grow up I just gave easy answers I'd heard other people say. I said I never wanted to get married or have kids because that's what my parents joked about (it IS a joke right?) I didn't look forward to living independently because I was comfortable being the kid in a middle-class household.

So I really don't have an answer but if you asked me "What would a person who's (my age) years old would be doing?" I'd say "A few rungs up the ladder of their career, wife, at least one kid by now" But I'm still basically on square 1.

>>33625661
HAHAHAHAHA
You're a very good troll anon. Just in case you aren't trolling tho, I will recommend 3 songs that you might like
https://youtu.be/akLZ-10kMSk
https://youtu.be/u_t8RvSarOA
https://youtu.be/iabKdq6-LWM

these aren't my favorites but they're very good and something that any metalhead can enjoy

>>33625702
Can't even name your interests without being called a tryhard nowadays.

>>33625697
I'm not your fucking friend, trannoid

>>33625701
I saw a kitten post two days ago.

>>33625582
Terrible Java, PHP and SQL code.
How I was part of the original beta quest explorers for Ocarina of Time.
4chan egirls.
Cocktails.
Cooking.
Gardening.

I know how you are just trying to excelsheet me, so this is not exactly all true.

>>33625715
>I know how you are just trying to excelsheet me
You'd be fully anonymous if you only listed one item instead of making a whole list.

>>33625716
NTA
I prefer Mossad to get all my data so that when they still fail to kill me it's more embarrassing.

>>33625716
I only listed two correct items.
Or maybe three.
Or maybe one.
Or maybe none.

>>33625582
i have a few different subjects i got way too deep in but my main ones are computability theory, political economy, medieval scholasticism, early renaissance choral music, tanks, 3d graphics programming and game dev, reverse engineering, anime, studio recording techniques, movies, god it sounds like i'm trying too hard but these are genuinely my interests i'm just all over the place and grew up homeschooled.

>>33625721
ye, it was a pretty obvious larp

Men, how far would you go with a woman that looked like this? fuck? date? marriage with the purpose of reproduction?

Women, what would you do if you had a body like this?

>>33625704
Of course. Two do and I like both.

I am in a dangerous position and I think I want to become more dangerous.

>>33625727
Stop doing this.

>>33625727
>woman that looked like this
Disregarding her looks or pose, the surroundings are much less appealling and would make me thing she is not *proper*.

Women, what could YOU go on a long nerdy passionate rant about?

>>33625582
/atoga/ lore

>>33625730
What do you mean? This is my first time posting in /atoga/. You must have me confused with someone else. This is all so new to me. So humor me, if you were a man then how far would you go with a woman who looked like this, or if you were a woman then what would you do with a body like this?

>>33625727
M
Looks fine to me. You can just ask what we think about it, you know.

Women, how's this for a text for asking a girl out on a date?

"Are you free next week? If you want we could go take an icecream outside or a bite to eat. Don't worry if you can't!"

Why can I NOT give out more money for Outer Wilds than I already have???
FUCK ME THANATOS

>>33625727
fat women are gross to me

>>33625738
You make the exact same post with a different image at least a few times a month.

>>33625727
I would be cordial if we were in close proximity due to friend groups or whatever but I have no sexual attraction to fat women

>>33625742
But you can, you can buy spare keys and give them out to people on 4chan. I've done it before, you can do it too.

The developers get more money and you build bonds between you and your fellow 4channers.

State gender:

Describe two physical attributes, and one personality attribute of your type.
>If you're bi you can pick two types

And say hi f you find yourself matching at least 2/3 attributes of someone's type.

>>33625750
I never thought about that and I am a bit ashamed, but you are correct.
I will do this during their next sale and post it here on atoga.

>>33625727
only friends, if she loses some weight I would date her

>>33625741
NAG but get rid of
>Don't worry if you can't!
The rest is good

>>33625757
>NAG
Opinion rejected, I only want women's opinions.

>>33625761
o7

>>33625727
I have that exact same shirt

sry no fatties though

>>33625751
>State gender:
M
>Describe two physical attributes
1: short hair.
2: curvy.
>and one personality attribute of your type.
Nerdy.

>>33625751
M
Red hair/Blue eyes.
Academic.

I don't think the drop rate is going to be very good.

>>33625751
M
Skinnyfit body
Sexy face

Girlboss

>>33625751
M
pretty face or pretty eyes
extroverted

GENDER
Do you prefer short questions or questions you have to do a little work to answer?

>>33625715
>How I was part of the original beta quest explorers for Ocarina of Time.
How fucking ancient are you?

>>33625727
I'd be pleased if my uterus would go back into its designated seat so my stomach could be flatter like that. But we all can't have nice things all the time.

>>33625738
impostor

>>33625751
M
physical:
>bangs
>nice ears
personality:
>nerdy

>>33625779
M
I prefer dumb questions like that because my brilliant answers outshine others

>>33625639
Good point. Have you ever had a discreet fwb like that before?

>>33625751
M
small boobs
skinny

slightly autistic

>>33625755
You can't do it with a Steam sale, you can only do it with third-party sellers of Steam keys. Humble Bundle is my favorite because they give money to charity, but other sites like Fanatical or IndieGala are good too.

>>33625751
This is gay.

I can’t stop crying how do I pull it together

>>33625727
She is very perfect as a wife that you have been with for 10 years and still have a hot sex life with. Not as someone you would start things with.

>>33625797
why are you crying?

>>33625741
This sounds too indecisive and weak. Something more along the lines of "Hey X, let's get ice cream on Saturday at 5." works MUCH better. If she's interested but that day/time doesn't work for her, she will give you a counteroffer.
>>33625757 is right about getting rid of the "it's okay if you can't" bit because you're preemptively rejecting yourself which makes you look like you have no confidence.
>>33625761
Yes, ask a fish how to catch fish, don't ask a fisherman. Good luck anon, you'll need it.

I don't care about my self harm scars is not like any girl is ever going to see them

>>33625783
post tummy

>>33625751
Male

Being physically strong.
Having a healthy layer of fat over her muscles so even though she's strong she doesn't look like a roider.
Deeply empathetic towards animals.

>>33625797
what's wrong?
what are you crying about?

>>33625803
M, but I'd date this girl, but her legs are open wounds from all her incessant skin picking and it turns me off from going beyond friends with her. So keep that in mind.

>>33625803
God sees and wants you to stop hurting yourself

Women, who is your favorite philosopher and why?

>>33625764
>>33625802
Asking an /atoga/ male how to ask out women would be an endeavor to futility.
>Yes, ask a fish how to catch fish, don't ask a fisherman.
Motherfuckers you regularly complain in these threads about how the 'fish' hate you.

Do you believe that he will punish you for your behaviours?

>>33625727
>Women, what would you do if you had a body like this?
Lose weight

>>33625734
>Women, what could YOU go on a long nerdy passionate rant about?
Cars, RTS games, Star Wars lore, and musicals.

>>33625741
>Women, how's this for a text for asking a girl out on a date?
Agree with the other anon, but also instead of saying "If you want we could go take" say "I would like to take you". The ball is already in her court by you propositioning, so you shouldn't double down on the question and seem indecisive. You basically want to say, "This is what I want, do you want that too?" It's more assertive and lets her know you're serious.

>>33625751
>Describe two physical attributes, and one personality attribute of your type.
F
Men: fit (muscular) and with curly hair, and funny
Women: sultry eyes and good proportions, and extroverted

>>33625779
>Do you prefer short questions or questions you have to do a little work to answer?
F
Either is fine, but no one reads my effort posts.

I love women bros

>>33625784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUpui_-_S-E

>>33625815
I'm not the average loser who posts here, so consider this your lucky day.

>>33625818
>Either is fine, but no one reads my effort posts.
Same, it makes me want to die

>>33625818
I read your effort posts. I appreciate all effort posts, regardless of who writes them. But I for sure read and appreciate yours.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

>>33625825
Huh-uh, you and every other fish oil salesmen. Fuck outta here, limpdick mcgee.

>>33625815
They both got it right though

Don't fucking text her like an anime protagonist talks to girls

women tummy is so hot

>>33625825
You're some kind of special elite loser?

>>33625816
Not really just a small part of me questions it

>>33625816
Yes.
https://youtu.be/d4LdUQzCPPM

>>33625821
i prefer men bros
haha

White girls how often does your dog get humpies?

>>33625816
My life is already a punishment that I inflict upon myself. I don't need anyone else to help me out with that.

>>33625715
>4chan egirls.
Which ones

>>33625821
That's because you're gay and retarded

>>33625829
You only read the ones with an F attached

>>33625815
The fish don't hate me, I just have fish at home that love me

>>33625837
I expected this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

need a gf like this so bad...

>>33625543
Nag. My gf has a gal she sees a couple times a month, and it's totally no drama overall. It did take a bit for her to find someone though

Why do I get headaches that go away the moment I change my sitting or standing position and then return when I change my posture again?

I don't think marrying just to settle is good for my mental health. I would most likely kill my wife and son. Any feels like this?

>>33625853
My girlfriend had a girlfriend for a while, but it turns out my girlfriend's girlfriend was just sleeping with her to try to get her to convert to Islam

Why do men get bonner wjem girl hits them?

>>33625838
>>33625847
>forgot my comma

>>33625852
It's been too long since I've prone boned a woman.

This question may be more for other women!
Guy I am dating picked out this top for me when I was shopping and I want to wear it next time we go out but what do I wear under? My friends said either a nude or black lacey bra. I feel so naked in that but if I wear a black shirt under then it hides the details and looks frumpy. Any ideas?? I wish it was slightly less see through
https://imgur.com/a/JSJS16i

>>33625810
my wounds are not open though
>>33625811
why does he just watch? why doesn't he stop me?

>>33625859
Yes, one time a Christian woman slapped me hard on the face when I told her I was an atheist and thought Jesus was fake and it gave me a big giant boner

>>33625859
Why does a woman's vagina squirt when a man chokes her?

>>33625862
Haha, I see why he picked it out!

Took an edible tonight, drank a Diet Coke, played my little video game, masturbated and now feel too lazy to get up and wash my face before bed. Is this what being a man is like? I feel like one

>>33625869
Real men drink water.

>>33625858
Based hijabi bvll

>>33625862
Your friends are right.
>I feel so naked in that
That's the point of that top. If you don't like it, don't wear it.

>>33625869
Real men don't do drugs. And if you continue using these drugs of yours, you are going to hurt yourself eventually.

>>33625869
It's kinda fun, huh?
The only difference is you'd already be horny again.

>>33625869
What game?

>>33625855
I torpedoed a marriage with my last wife because it was doomed to fail, and I realized I was compromising way too much for her. Life is hard now, in part because of the decision I made, but I regret nothing.

>>33625858
Uh, I'm gonna need to hear the full story on this one.

>>33625842
>>33625780
Unfortunately >>33625716 screwed it up, so I can't legally answer dose.
Maybe another day.

>>33625870
I drank water too! With electrolytes
>>33625873
Oh yeah
I read both of these replies with a strong American accent in my head
>>33625874
Yeah I could get used to this life
>>33625876
It's an old one I used to play where you build rollercoasters/theme parks

>>33625863
You have to embrace god and live towards him. That is how it stops

>>33625855
My last practice gf literally pissed me off to the point where I started yelling at her in public and I accidentally hit her in public once too. Settling is not worth it.

>>33625872
It's more that I feel like I look too naked. I don't want to look trashy or overexposed

>>33625884
>I read both of these replies with a strong American accent in my head
I think you would be surprised. My American accent sounds quite a bit like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixi3fwGvLsw

How do you guys have time to play video games?

>>33625889
I know. Again, that's the point of it.

>>33625862
Maybe wear something over it until the night starts progressing toward the bedroom?

You could even toy with him and undo a button, or lower a zipper at each stage of the date.
>Appetizer arrives
Button
>Main course
Button
>Dessert
You get the idea :P

>>33625852
This is kinda like sex work
>>33625866
Because we are scared. Just like a skunk spraying you
>>33625854
I get these when I am dehydrated

>>33625862
Hi London
How many guys you dated this year?

>>33625884
Rollercoaster tycoon?

>>33625887
>I accidentally hit her in public once too.

Sounds like you're just a fucking moron who can't control their emotions.

>>33625893
Vocaroo plss

>>33625901
>Because we are scared. Just like a skunk spraying you
NTA. I've never been disgusted and turned on at the same time before.

>>33625906
I can, she was provoking me on purpose.

>>33625884
Sim Theme Park? Rollercoaster Tycoon? You're killing me, anon.

>>33625894
How do you not? If you work 40 hours, you have 128 hours of free time each week.

>>33625751
muscle-y with a lil layer of fat over it n clean

quieter (?)

>>33625862
I'd be more concerned about the back desu. Seeing the whole back of your bra I think would make you feel more naked but that's just me

>>33625862
>This question may be more for other women!
Yeah no, I ain't reading all that and you know it.
You know how fucking hot you are and how you want some brownie points.

So i give 2.3 brownie points.

AHHHHH IT"S HAPPENING AGAIN I NEED TO SHIT BUT MY ROOMMATE IS IN THE BATHROOM

>>33625869
I need a gf like this.
I'd insist we play together though.

>>33625911
Explain what she could have possibly done to make that sort of reaction justified.

Btw, my recent ex would do similar shit. You know what I'd do? I'd walk away. Once you react, you lose the moral high ground, and in a lot of cases, you become the bad guy, even if she was the instigator. Grow up.

>>33625830
The term is "snake oil salesman," you ape. And if you're really so autistic that you don't believe confidence helps get women you can enjoy your life of celibacy.
>>33625834
Somewhat, I can at least get women which is a rarity here.

>>33625918
Learn to shit at the same hour everyday

Short kings and tiny women
Thoughts on this classic?:
https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs?si=S1kS9eG8vnok-Wju

>>33625893
Does it come naturally? I like it! It almost sounds like that old transatlantic accent
>>33625903
Yes!
>>33625902
Like 2, I've been dating this guy for a while
>>33625914
Honestly I didn't think of that part, but I'll have my hair down

>>33625925
What's your body count at this point?

>>33625917
Don't be jealous, femanon. I'd dress you in a risque top, too.

>>33625832
Let him, he thinks real life is like anime and doesn't want to listen to reason. If he wants to act like a pussy bitch he can't be surprised when women view him as that.

>>33625894
Basic time management.

>>33625928
Oh you are so silly.

>>33625925
>don't ask her horny questions
>don't ask her horny questions
Have you killed any guests?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRm0WssOE
Yes or no?

>>33625832
>>33625930
The blackcockpill is that it doesn't matter what you text her if she likes you.

>>33625932
I'll make our reservations :)

Men, how does it feel to know that you will eventually be sent to prison and get raped by your fellow inmates for some of the things you post on 4chan?

>>33625940
Why? I've never said anything wrong here.

>>33625913
>dont have a layer of fat
it's over

>>33625940
I don't live in the US

>>33625940
I'm not worried since I don't say anything bad here

>>33625939
Reservations for what?
Are we watching the curb finale on the big screen?
I am only up to season 8...

>>33625934
Never intentionally, that would be horrible
>>33625927
Somewhere between 0 and 10

nevermind, I will post it tomorrow.
It is too late now, I am too drunk too.

I need to shit so fuckin bad

Maleanons, why are Mon Calamari so funny looking?
Please explain.

Do I get a pizza for dinner or grill some chicken and make a chicken gyro with yellow rice?

Femanons I need help. How do I let a woman down easy? I had a girl approach me recently. Never had a woman be that direct with me, took me a bit by surprise and I agreed to exchange numbers. Took her out this weekend. She's nice, but I'm not really interested in pursuing a relationship with her. Unfortunately she seems pretty intent on pursuing one with me. I don't want to be an asshole, and I don't want to string her along, so I want to make it clear on our next outing that I'm not interested in seeing each other again past that. I'm just not sure how to do that gently or kindly. I feel like explaining that I'm trying to improve myself and I don't think spending time with her would help me become a better me would go over well.

can a nice femanon record herself pissing please?

>>33625949
In today's world, you never know what innocuous or harmless commentary could be used against you.

>>33625958
The limitations of early prosthetic effects. Be glad they went to that much effort. Next question.

>>33625734
I don't really have anything in the chamber rn.

>>33625951
You better marathon it then!

>>33625947
it okk

jus love guys with a lil squish n u can feel the muscle beneath

SIGH i miss having a bf

>>33625958
They have a texture and skin tone that resembles my sweaty scrotal sack, that's why. But personally I'm partial to the Spice Guild Navigator from the 1984 version of Dune, with its vagina-shaped mouth and scrotum-shaped head.

>>33625958
For me, it's the way their faces / mouths move when speaking. Whoever mimed that was unintentionally very funny

>>33625818
>RTS games, Star Wars lore
FUCK YEAH let's play Galactic Battlegrounds and have a pissing match the whole time (you'll probably win)

>>33625884
It cool seeing you in atoga again.

>>33625818
What are your favorite RTS Games?

>>33625913
>quieter
Uh oh, your very loud orbiter isn't going to like this one.

>>33625974
Myao is for Jimmy anyways

manonanons, who has the best feet here?

>>33625954
20 is crazy. You must be the biggest slut in this thread. Good job.

>>33625977
I don't like waffle stompers, sorry

>>33625887
are you british

>>33625966
You have no clue, I started watching it in November 2024 and I am this far along now.
This might sound stupid, I started to really be afraid that once I have seen the final episode of the show, Larry David will die...
I don't want him to die.
Ever.
He is like Bill Murray in that regard to me.

>>33625977
Feet have no value.

>>33625978
NTA. I'm almost at 100

Men
Do you really have those "enjoy your meal" "y-you too" moments??

>>33625977
You know we can't answer that question because femanons never post feet.

Myao will stop posting soon because you don't send her money, confirmed info

>>33625959
chicken gyro !!!

>>33625961
didn't drink enough water lols

Unironically wish I was at this live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtUAaU8aSCs
But with my femanon and we had been together since then...

>>33625560
Based pumpkin eater

>>33625977
My thread crush

>>33625987
Her loss
I got in touch with a femanon from here once and sent her almost $200 without her even asking

>>33625986
i'm looking for male feet and i'm not homosexual
>>33625983
unbeliever

>>33625988
>didn't drink enough water lols
it's ok I can wait until you need to pee

>>33625974
ning

i mean it's ok if ur loud too !! helps me find u faster ^^

>>33625985
What the fuck are you on about?

>>33625751
Long straight hair
Pale white
Critical

>33625994
>looking for male feet
Worst larp possible.

>>33625997
The employee hands you a meal.
The employee says "Enjoy your meal".
You accidentally respond "You too".

>>33625992
I hope I'm not your thread crush

>>33625997
Like you talk to a waitress or a delivery girl and they say something to you like
>here you go, enjoy your food
and you get nervous and you say
>y-you too
and you get mad at yourself for saying something stupid

Girls imagine your soulmate, the love of your life is scared of marriage. How are you planning to drag him into the chapel?

>>33625975
noo

>>33625987
no ????

>>33625696
basado

>>33626005
You're probably not

>>33626008
>noo
Chat
Myao-Jimmy breakup confirmed!?

>>33625990
Based

>>33626003
>>33626006
Nope. Never had that.

>>33626002
>thinking i don't already know what the world thinks of that
It's just annoying that i have to specify that it's not female or hairy stompers at this point

STATE GENDAR.
POST MUSIC VIDEO YOU LOVE


M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4jf6rtyuw

>>33625960
Anyone. Please.

remember bikini carwash guy

>>33625985
I used to pretty often, but now I'm more likely to stumble over my words or stay silent, which is kind of an upgrade.

>>33626008
hi myao how've you been :D

>>33625995
might be a while (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

>>33626007
I am too though. So uh.. uno reverse.

>>33625751
M
>Dark hair
>Heart-shaped face
>Creative (musician, artist, writer, etc.)

why are women so easy to hate?

>>33626019
Can it be an AMV instead

>>33625913
clean?

>>33626021
Unfortunately yes.

>>33626028
what if she's a nsfw artist

>>33626030
Does it include NGE and/or Linkin Park...?

>>33626033
Even better.

>>33625988
I'll get the grill started then :o

>>33626021
qrd?

>>33626034
No

Why are atoga's femanons so STUPID?

>>33626034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgcEgL5yLqk

>>33626029
I find them extremely hard to hate outside of the internet

>>33626029
Because they deserve it.

Women, thoughts on choccy milk?

>>33626040
It's a side effect from the PEP they're taking to treat their AIDS.

>>33626037
expert ban evader that constantly asked girls if they wanted to wash his car

>>33626013
did we ever date ?

>>33626019
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs&pp=ygUVd291bGQgYWxpY2UgaW4gY2hhaW5z
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLifSFBs_Lk&pp=ygURc3VibGltZSB3cm9uZyB3YXnSBwkJsgkBhyohjO8%3D

>>33626045
Best gatoraid, or whatever.

>>33626040
Stupid girls are cute.

>>33626019
M
Love my gay little Halloween boy
https://youtu.be/2EC5kqUlFLc

>>33626045
its pretty gooood

>>33626023
hi !!!

good, haven't been able to post cuz ive been rlly busy (suicidal) lately

>>33626031
like he showers so he's squeaky clean n is sanitary c:

>>33626019
f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRkuI0ZgX0

>>33626049
LhA said he wants you to be his girlfriend, but Jimmy said... well... never mind...

>>33626049
>AiC
My wife

How do I steal this anon to be my boyfriend? >>33624907

>>33626065
but that is not a physical attribute

>>33626019
https://youtu.be/M0kjr1xesZ8
https://youtu.be/Mq1sHDwpgqo
I love how much of a trip the dope hat music video is lol

Abusing women is cringe. It's like playing on easy mode. Step your game up and abuse other men instead.

Fuck it, state gender
Post an AMV you love

>>33625818
>but no one reads my effort posts.
Glad to hear it, ENTJ

>>33626069
Moid hands.

>>33626076
>angryposting an hour later

>>33626036
can u put some quail on there too :c

>>33626045
yummy but banana milk better !!

>>33626069
tfw no burrito gf why even live

>>33626077
My hands are of foid origin.

>>33626084
Post hand pic

>>33626019
M
I currently really like this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irAckZXdXOU

>>33626065
>good, haven't been able to post cuz ive been rlly busy (suicidal) lately
oh no! D; I hope you get better soon! any particular reason why are you feeling like this?

manonanons what would you do if your gf wanted to feel your feet and hates men with foot fetish

>>33626041
I love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdUPwR6mzXo

>>33626086
You just want to jack off to it.

>>33626090
you're making some really dumb questions today

>>33626080
Less actually, and I mostly feel disgust, not anger

>>33626073
no that's why i like it

Marioanons would you be content saving the princess for 40 years if she never ever put out and you were just friends?

>>33626060
I saw AFI a few years ago, mostly for the opening band. A fight broke out on stage while AFI was playing and it made things really awkward.

>>33625543
Yes. Would I be up for it if a hot woman with a boyfriend wanted to sleep with me?

Youtube, search "why nge is the best anime ever and will never be topped"

>>33625582
The nature of existence, CHIM, and Star Wars EU

>>33626095
i think that's my usual, sorry

>>33626093
Correct.

I want to cuddle with my gf and fall asleep while holding her, in this scenario she is a bit sweaty from work so her armpits are slightly smelly (in a good way)

>>33626098
Not at all

>>33626104
Post yours.

>>33626075
If the daft punk discovery music videos count
https://youtu.be/sOS9aOIXPEk
>>33626082
You like quail? I can throw it on the grill :o

>>33626090
Here's what we do with our feet:
I lie down on the floor at one end of the room.
You lie down on the floor at the other end of the room.
We bring our feet together.
We pedal our feet against each other as if we were pedaling a bicycle.
We stare at the ceiling and imagine ourselves going on a journey.
We pedal our imaginary tandem bicycle through an imaginary journey all over the world and we tell ourselves all about the cool things that we're seeing while pedaling each other's feet.

Deal?

>>33626019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwrrpBc7xWA

>>33626101
wrong

>>33625582
Strongman.

>>33626067
nonono say itttttttt ㅠㅠ

>>33626068
^ㅂ^

>>33626103
now I feel bad :( sorry for being mean

>>33626101
When I was a teen I liked it because it's about a teenage boy who lives with a hot babe that flirts with him.

>>33626098
I would happily save my friends from danger because that's what friends do.
I would happily not date Peach even after saving her because she's not my type.

>>33626019
>>33626075
M
I'm not sure where this goes because it's an official music video, but anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3YfiVGSbus

So does anyone actually answer questions here or is it just shitposting?

>>33626112
this world is not fair

>>33626070
oh oops

ummm he can't be flat footed ?

female anons, why do I have onions sauce in my desk if I don't even like this stuff? how did it get here? did (you) leave it here? were you eating while using my computer?

>>33626090
let her? idk

>>33625792
She's not autistic anon, she's faking autism

>>33626075
https://youtu.be/lhjk5x54bsE?si=1-fzvPQHLZpxUlto

>>33626090
I dont mind her wanting to feel my feet, might be a bight embarrassed if my feet are not to her liking because I dont know what to do with them. But the hypocrisy really bothers me.

>>33626120
When I was a teen, I liked it because it displayed depression better than any anime before it.
Years later, I started to understand all the subtext too.

>>33626124
It's not fair today, but someday you'll find a man who likes "your idea" about imaginary bike rides and he'll pedal on them with you.

>>33626119
it's okay, please go on

>>33626108
I lost my hands in a horrific accident.....

THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvIzmTiYoPo

>>33626125
sure, but why

>>33626134
How are you posting...

>>33625619
9
>>33625678
M
A wife and kids
>>33625779
Short questions. Long answers are a long investment
>>33625816
Nah
>>33625859
Mom was very mean
>>33625940
It wouldn’t be posts on 4chan that send me to prison
>>33625985
Not anymore, customer service jobs drilled me straight
>>33626075
M
https://youtu.be/DpyMGxcFSFU?si=lYSVaLHbaK5L7lNJ

>>33626090
>wanted to feel your feet and hates men with foot fetish
No deal

>>33626075
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK7XTM6iyA8

>>33626087
my brain is so quiet it's making me anxious

it's like i got lobotomized in my sleep n didn't know

>>33626109
yes !!! quail is my favorite bird to eat :p

>>33626134
what is your origin story handlet-chan

>>33626109
>daft punk discovery music videos
But anon, they're an entire movie... how do you not know this.... but also... that's the best one. https://youtu.be/FxzBvqY5PP0?si=NGZorP2-WVk3Mh0C

>>33626138
Speech to text, same as most people hear who had similar accidents two.

>>33626128
yeah I know, but my actual autistic friend told me that if a girl collects stuff (usually bugs for some reason) then she's genuinely autistic

>>33626144
>what is your origin story handlet-chan

> On his way to the big city to audition for an A&R man and secure a record deal, his car is hit by a car load of drunks who then use heavy machinery to sever his hands. With his hands gone TJ falls out of the music business and becomes a homeless drunk with plastic hands. TJ Cray believes all is lost until one night he is awoken in the dirty warehouse he sleeps in by a pulsating rhythmic beat. There's an illegal rave party in the warehouse and TJ is found by Anamika, a computer artist, who takes him outside for fresh air. They become good friends after TJs plastic hands help him stop Anamika getting raped by knife wielding rave thugs. Anamika introduces TJ to her friends, including Geek, who replace TJs plastic hands with metal robot piano playing hands. Eventually TJ has a metallic cyber suit made for him and he pioneers electronic music, becoming an overnight sensation known as Cyberstorm.

>>33625978
Your reading comprehension is crazy!

>>33626142
>my brain is so quiet it's making me anxious
>it's like i got lobotomized in my sleep n didn't know
there there. you're probably very tired I'm sure your brain will start being noisy again, *gives you headpats*

>>33626146
How do you verbalize ellipses?

>>33626137
i dunno what else to say n flat footed people r odd ( ;´ - `;)

>>33626148
what

>>33626144
>be me
>17, working part-time at food court in shitty local mall
>boss sends me to throw trash in back hallway by the old Sears
>see group of kids messing around near the escalator
>one of them dares the other to do something stupid
>suddenly a T-Rex bites my hands off
True story

>>33626150
NTA but everyone knows women always lie and say a number that's less than their actual count, and it is therefore known that when a woman tells you her count is X you always assume the actual number is closer to 2X.

>>33626019
>MUSIC VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjBo82hQXFA

>>33626155
ur cooked

>>33626019
F
https://youtu.be/K0HSD_i2DvA

>>33625960
I'm not going to get an answer am I? Not sure why I thought this was a good idea.

>>33626155
What is the muscle to fat ratio which you prefer? Is it a specific shape and aesthetic which you like or does actual strength play a factor?

>>33626158
jealous t-rexes are very dangerous

>>33625960
Wait until after the date. Tell her you had a great time but tell her you aren't in a place right now where you're interested in dating, and that you need to work on yourself. Emphasize that it has nothing to do with her and that she is great and gorgeous!

>>33625862
Do a black lacy bra

>>33626118
Jimmy said he wanted to kiss you so hard that your lips would get chafed
He said he wanted to hug you until your spine begs for mercy
He said he wants to fuck you for so long that the ceiling starts molding from the steam
He said he wants to take you so hard the bedframe just gives up
He wants to fuck you hard enough to get noise complaints

>>33626153
i can't hold a thought in my head for more than ten seconds before its gone again

it's so quiet now

>>33626155
>what
what part about my post confused you?

>>33626161
That is a genuinely very cool song.
But I feel like it needs that little last kick to make it great.
Still, Synthie music is always good.

>>33626163
I love it... but also, my heart hurts every day I think about Daft Punk not being a thing anymore.

>>33626169
I think I will! Thank you
>>33626174
Makes my heart hurt too

>>33626172
it happens, maybe you're getting sick!

Women would you fuck a werewolf?

>>33626171
same jimmy, same

I see nipple

>>33626171
Jesus Christ

>>33625862
I'd do black lacey bra, or even a bandeu if you have one.

>>33626178
no.

>>33626162
WAIT NIOONON I DOJT HAVE AUTISM

>>33626165
hmm

rugby player build/muscly(?) dad bod

>>33626142
>quail is my favorite bird to eat
Oh cool! I think I've had it twice now but I really liked it. You'll bring the quail right... I have none :(
>>33626145
I know :) listening to something about us and now digital love is getting me in a daft punk mood...

>>33626184
Vampire girl. Got it.

>>33626184
I take it you've never seen Wolf Cop. There's an amazing werewolf sex scene in that movie that takes place in a prison cell. Watch it.

>>33626185
you do not like dad bods

>>33626185
>WAIT NIOONON I DOJT HAVE AUTISM
AUTISM CONFIMRMED!!!

>>33626090
>manonanons what would you do if your gf wanted to feel your feet and hates men with foot fetish
I think I'm okay with it. They're pretty rough though. I walk barefoot in the woods and creeks near my house.

>>33625973
Warcraft, Starcraft, and AoE are all classics, but there have been. Some pretty good games released in recent years like Iron Harvest and Door Kickers 2.

>>33626019
>POST MUSIC VIDEO YOU LOVE
F
I like when they break the 4th wall
https://youtu.be/9qndx2CNGeo

>>33626178
>Women would you fuck a werewolf?
If I am ever propositioned with this and decline, kill me because it's clearly an imposter.

>>33626165
forgot to mention, yes strength *does* matter !!

>>33626171
tell him im down (´∀｀ )

>>33626183
I was actually thinking bandeau before I tried it on, it makes it look cheap. I will do the black lace thank you!

>>33626187
sure
>>33626188
no, the wolf side would ruin anything about it, you can't brainwash me

>>33626192
as long as you take care of them

>>33625935
Jesus christ that was so much onions I had to palate cleanse with a pimple video.

>>33626175
>Makes my heart hurt too
I wish I had a gf that understood my pain when it came to music.
This might sound melodramatic, but acts like Daft Punk, Bowie or Queen left such a huge impact on me.

>>33626193
Never heard of that, but it for some reason reminds me of Payday 2 and it is a nice song.

>>33626196
Why don't you do bandaids over your nipples?

>>33626173
noo it's just that i luv collecting dead bugs n it kinda scared me when u said that was a symptom of autism

>>33626177
i am !! if this goes on for another day ill kill myself

>>33625959
Why are you spying on me.
*eating pizza*

Do you think you will ever be murdered by a medieval weapon? A fortune-teller at the fair for freshers week told me that's how she foresaw my death and it's been haunting me ever since.

I wish I was more drunk
i wish i was so drunk i could not type
any
more
i wish i had heroin so i cou
i wish i had cocaine to keep me up

>>33626186
yes !!

i call the heart it's MINE

>>33626190
i doooooo

Gender
Who is your favorite singer and why? Is it their tone? Their range? Their technical ability? Their emotion?

>>33626208
I wish you had a heroine to save you

>>33626204
i wish, i'm envious now

>>33626102
>CHIM
These false gods, Nerevar, I swear.

>>33626211
It's that silky smooth voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L41MhFPU9s

>>33626211
M
Nicki Minaj
The ass is fat

>>33626191
noo .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

>>33626211
ed sheeran, I like the music and he is kinda of a loser

Two of hearts
Two that beat as one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E

>>33626148
False

>>33626218
how loud are you

>>33626155
>what
Do you collect bugz or sum?

>>33626219
I liked when he was on Game of Thrones

>>33626211
W
Matthías Tryggvi Haraldsson
he says Höh n he's cute

>>33626217
Her ass is fake asf

>>33626194
>tell him im down
WHAT THE FUCK
How do I get Jimmy rizz

>>33626198
>as long as you take care of them
I'd want to give them a good scrub first, but they're healthy.

>>33626201
I wear pasties over them

>>33626224
silent

>>33626225
haha what nooo that would be craaaaazy ...

>>33626211
M
Michael Jackson. I think he's the greatest entertainer of all time.

>>33626055
nta but really??

>>33626235
> silent
:/

Women are so cringe

>>33626204
Psychics are absolutely ful of shit. My granny went to one as a teenager, and Esmeralda said she'd die young. My granny is now 88.

men are so cringe

>>33626211
Morrissey. The music he plays says something to me about my life.

I feel the same about Matty Healy. The 1975 is my pick for greatest band of our generation.

>>33626235
>that would be craaaaazy ...
It would be even crazier if you framed them and made preserved bug art out of it ahaha
Cute but craaaaazy

>>33626194
Which is more important, strength or aestetic?

>>33626168
I'd prefer not to lie to her. I try not to lie in general. I am working on myself, but saying I'm not in a position where dating is in the cards for me would be untrue.

>>33626229
That’s the appeal

>>33626229
>Her ass is fake asf
Iggy has the best ass in the game

>>33626211
M Michael Jackson. Pretty sure he was a musical prodigy. It's so sad how his life turned out.

>>33626242
Psychics are the closest thing we have to rpg magicians leave them be

>>33626211
Male
Rob Halford. Greatest metal vocalist of all time, no one can touch him.

>>33626250
Wasn't Michael Jackson a diddler?

Maybe I should give Hollow Knight a second chance?

>>33626254
NTA
No.

>>33626208
Try drinking tea. It has caffeine in it, that's a drug that can alter your mood, your attention, your perception and your energy.

>>33626019
>MUSIC VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBN7lyLT4w

>>33626211
f
gene ween, amazing versatility

>>33626233
Obviously NTA.
But is this something women have to do in order to avoid pokedge?

>>33626247
Well then leave that part out and say she's great but you are focusing on yourself

>>33626258
Tea, tea, it makes you PEE!

>>33626230
he just built different

>>33626238
noo like seriously !! noise always made me uneasy so i maximized silence :p

i walk quietly no matter where i go, speak softly, gentle when handing objects, nose breather, etc.

>>33626259
Thumb made me think it was some jamiroqai shit, but this was actually interesting!

>>33626215
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I sympathize with Vivec, though

>>33626186
Yeah
https://youtu.be/qFLhGq0060w?si=Yeh2PLtU_cIXrpb_

>>33626210
What about your heart..........
>>33626211
Ian Curtis. I think he had great tone and conveyed lots of emotion both in his voice's dynamics and lyrics. He's also perfectly within my range so I can sing along to a lot of Joy Division songs without it sounding like shit lol
>>33626203
No reason in particular heh. What toppings tho
>>33626212
kek

>>33626202
>noo it's just that i luv collecting dead bugs n it kinda scared me when u said that was a symptom of autism
I'm sorry you found out this way but...you might be autistic.
>i am !! if this goes on for another day ill kill myself
yeah I figured, I get the same thing when I get sick, it's ok no need to kill yourself

>>33626264
Myao, I have a question only you can help me with

>>33626264
>i walk quietly no matter where i go, speak softly, gentle when handing objects, nose breather, etc.
NTA. Does it cause you problems sometimes? I'm the same way and I scare the shit out of family and friends all the time without meaning to.

>>33626267
Excellent, better than starboy

>>33626249
Her ass is fake and she's a ghetto racist Australian

>>33626223
cope!

>>33626100
I think the 2nd question is if you'd sleep with a hot woman if you had a bf who was okay with it

>>33626246
right haha *gulp*

>>33626247
strength for sure, need my man to haul around furniture n open jars for me !! c:

>>33626264
but cute moans

>>33626278
Nope you seethe mald and cope!

>>33626243
I love you too *mwah*

>>33626254
All evidence shows the allegations were made up by parents manipulating their children for money.

Women
Why the fuck should I care anymore?!

>>33626277
>Her ass is fake
Cap
>and she's a ghetto racist
I can fix her
>Australian
Hot accent

>india is cut off from the internet today
>ENTJ hasn't posted today
really makes you think doesn't it?

>>33626211
M
Whitfield Crane. Just love his voice

>>33626289
All evidence shows that you'll always care, you just pretend to not care as part of your posturing.

>>33626285
aw is someone mad because he found out he's autistic?

>>33626289
you should never care in the first place

>>33626268
uhmm hopefully beating !

>>33626271
NOOOOOOOO

>>33626282
>right haha *gulp*
I'm calling you out
Post bug art right myao

>>33626076
>>33626291
Can we not try and summon the dung demon?

>>33626291
They aren't totally cut off, just some of the cable systems between EMEA/US and India. They're still connected to Asia.
>it's part of my job to know this shit

>>33626261
Yes to avoid seeing them through a shirt

It’s been a year since Brat Summer and I still listen to Charli xcx

>>33626299
I'm half convinced the first one is him

>>33626291
I like women with dorky round glasses

>>33626268
Only the controversial hawaiian, easy on sauce.

>>33626272
yes ?

>>33626274
only problem is that people get spooked really easily lmyao

>>33626300
How do you get on with Indians?

>>33626301
I always figured a bra was enough. The more you know.

>>33626307
No veggies??

>>33626308
Yes. Would you (please) fuck off? Just go somewhere else, forever. Please?

>>33626283
i will DIE before someone ever hears me moan its too embarrassing

>>33626298
no !!!!!!

>>33626295
Nope cope seething malding misandrist

>>33626309
I'm in the US and I have to keep up with this kind of stuff globally, but I do work with some Indians. They're mostly fine, a little weird and some of them are kinda dumb, and I would prefer to work with Americans, but they're fine.

state gender and age
how does this make you feel?

>>33626309
I like them. They're decent people. Most of the ones I interact with are a bit politically conservative, but I can ignore that.

>>33626305
me too, they're the best

>>33625557
Are you unaware that the latter is part Desi? I'm not even memeing, his trip was on when he said it.

>>33626315
>no !!!!!!
I bet they look nice..... Bug girl

>>33626319
M 31
That's cute

>>33626318
Do you work for ICANN?

>>33626319
Bro went 1 for 8 lmao

>>33626319
Male, 31
I don't see a husband, so I assume she's just a big dumb slut and she's going to ruin those children.

>>33626316
but I'm not misandrist though... I'm not even mad what's your problem?

>>33626302
Her music before brat is great

>>33626319
That pussy has been busy.

>>33626327
No, I'm a network engineer for an international bank.

>>33626328
LOL

>>33626315
I would love to hear you moa

or piss...

>>33626302
Will you be watching Charli XCX presents "Wuthering Heights"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID0rqEWrN44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5C7Wwf2w0

>>33626323
His sociopathy and narcissism is entirely from his Euro-American side.

>>33626313
I get veggies with practically everything I eat. I can have a break. I haven't had a hawaiian in a good while. And I wouldn't want a salad from a pizza shop.

>>33626338
Is this fuckin Jimmy

>>33626340
I thought American mayos were one of like 3 groups you didn't hate?

>>33626339
>Margot Robbie
Love her. Top 10 beauty ever

>>33626319
Can't relate

>>33626329
M, 35
Since you prioritise the idea of people having husbands so much, how would you like it if I fucked you up the arse from behind and made you my temporary husband by homosexualising you?

>>33626282
>strength
You say that, but I don't believe you.

>>33626297
we’re putting it on the grill :o
>>33626307
sigh
why, why Hawaiian? :(

>>33626320
I wasn't asking you, actuary

>>33626315
:(

>>33626319
I juuuuust finished reading a book about a mother exploiting her daughter in the entertainment industry, so I'm not in the mood for FamilyTok grifters right now.

>>33626348
>>>/lgbt/ is that way, retard

>>33626344
No, that's Israeli Jews, Mediterranean Europeans, and Taiwan Chinese.

>>33626319
30m
Jealous of her husband.
Don't put your kids on social media though.

>>33626075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

>>33626329
You wish you were her husband with that many kids.

>>33626314
:c

eventually i will

>>33626325
*skitters across the floor*

>>33626353
The only thing I hate more than familytok is CouplesTok. I always pray for their downfall to be messy.

>>33626329
Presumably he's holding the camera

>>33626359
No, I would never marry a woman who posts on social media, let alone posts her kids on there.

>>33626319
Disgusted at social media

>>33626353
Do you ever wonder if your parents sold your naked baby photos to pedophiles to jack off to? I've often suspected my parents of doing this, pre-internet. There's absolutely no fucking way someone takes a picture of their kid like that without the intent to do something shitty with it.

i just don't think everyone is above the

>>33626362
The camera isn't moving. It's probably a phone on a tripod.

>>33626360
They always leave us, bros. They find something better with someone else and then they never look back. So many femanons, vanished. Yet here I remain.

>>33626362
'tis but a tripod.

>>33626350
Mmm I love weird things. So many people hate it, but I think they're weird. Could use more cilantro/coriander.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxJFWgYTwr4
For you.

>>33626291
I thought the post quality around the web improved for some reason

>>33626363
>I would never marry a woman who posts on social media
Have fun being an incel for the rest of your life.

>>33626355
Ah, bellissima donna!
*muah*

>>33626319
>boomers blame you for being unmotivated and nihilistic
>meanwhile they came home to this

>>33626339
Why is my husband holding Margot Robbie like that??

>>33626369
I've noticed ladies seem to get bored of things faster than us

>>33626375
>all women are dumb wannabe influencers
Not even I believe that.

Too many women dont want kids
Its not natural

>>33626371
At least you went easy on the sauce lol, pineapple with tomato sauce and cheese doesn’t make sense to me

>>33626367
Not me, I'm below,
beneath,
under

>>33626353
>Lena Dunham
Remember when they tried to gaslight us into thinking she was hot?

>>33626338
*smacks u on the head*

no hornyposting

>>33626349
y ?

>>33626385
Lol. Lmao.

>>33626386
It's called feminism.

>>33626390
I remember when 4chan tried to gaslight us into thinking she raped her sister as a kid.

>>33626350
PUT IT BACK PUT MY HEART BACK IM BLEEDING OTUTT

>>33626352
:c ?

>>33626395
As 4channers we believe that the culture war must be fought as total war. Once someone is designated your enemy there must be no length you won't go to in order to oppose them.

>>33626388
I am under the ice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9JBCuI-2mw

State gender
Do you like your parents?
If you do, how would you cherish them?

>>33626395
I think she just masturbated next to her. Or was that Amy Schumer? I can't keep my kosher marshmallows straight.

>>33626075
M
Cant choose just one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL23Xjqh-rA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5A-yen9nEY

>>33626391
Oh but it's okay for jimmy to hornypost huh

>>33626398
>there are no bad tactics, only bad targets.

>>33626369
o7

maybe ill stay ..

>>33626407
shh

>>33626319
I honestly feel successfully trolled by them listing the youngest's age as "24 months". I know it has to be deliberate but my jimmies are nevertheless rustled.

Femanons, where do i go to meet you? Just the apps?

manoanons would you feel hurt if your gf had a fetish for masked men and prefers you to wear a mask when doing special activities

>>33626387
Oh no, it's bbq sauce based. It's so sugary and savory like candied bacon. But bbq is so heavy, so it needs less of it.
I could have easily ordered a supreme veggie pizza but I've had that a bit too much too. Varietyyyy

>>33626291
Was that all it took? We should have thought of it sooner.

>>33626414
Special activities like... withdrawing money from our bank account while masked?

>>33626414
It would be extremely hurtful.

>>33626402
Male. Yes I love my parents. I spent six months of weekends redoing their yard for them when they moved so my mother couuld have her flower beds and garden.

>>33626391
>y?

Because it doesn't line up with my experience. I've yet to meet a single woman who becomes interested in my when they become aware of how much I lift because at the end of the day I'm fat and don't look terribly impressive.

>>33626421
stuff like sex and all its derivatives

>>33626075
Male.
It was a different time.
The past is dead and never coming back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdqOIju4lL4

>>33626367
How are you?

>>33626414
Depends, which of my degrading fetishes is she willing to reciprocate with and what's the frequency relative to normal sexual encounters?

>>33626425
I'm not familiar with that. Do you mean like wearing a mask while cooking with oil so it won't splatter on my face? Because I'm cool with that.

>>33626414
Is hurtful when you put it like that. Is she says she has a thing for masks and wants me to wear a mask is different from she has a thing for masked men.

>>33626339
Oh... I forgot about that being a thing... valentines day ey.. *gulp*

>>33626396
But we can eat it and it would be funny :o the bleeding out part will be dealt with later. You won’t die
>>33626417
Oh that’s infinitely better then. I’m still just not a fan of pineapple on my pizza but with barbecue sauce you could convince me to try it