Thread 33631923

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything!

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33628326

Society would literally be better overall if only men had high paying jobs and only women had low paying jobs.

>>33631935
retard

I just named my dick The Spurtler

>>33631935
Can't relate

WOMEN
Can we play kirby together?

>>33631943
Has it spurted today?

>>33631944
>>33631943
>>33631941
>>33631935
Anyone need ACTUAL advice?

>>33631950
Sure, how to stop feeling suicidal

>>33631948
No, day 1 nevergoon

Men, can you say something nice to the femanons?

I have a confession to make as to why I hate moids.

When I was in middle school, and because I am black Hispanic, instead of Queen Latifah, a boy started me Queef Latina.

>>33631950
shut up tranny, this is a shitposting server

I would like to have sex with a female in the sideways position with lots of kissing and boob grabbing please

warm and steady hands around my throat

>>33631957
One of you could have made me very happy once upon a time?

>>33631957
You have nice feet

>>33631957
They are trying their best every day and deserve happiness

>>33631958
That was me, I was in love with you but I was too cowardly to say it. I'm sorry.

>>33631956
The Spurtler has retired?

>>33631950
>Anyone need ACTUAL advice?

>>33631923 (OP)
What's with women who complain about there not being any good men ignoring good men when they enter their lives? like are they are stupid and continue to do foolish things even though they know they are wrong? I matched with this girl and we exchanged social media and talked about music (i even made a playlist for her) but then she ignored that I had even did that and then started re-posting shit about how dating sites are like sifting through garbage

>>33631970
Until I get a girlfriend or fail nevergoon, yes

>>33631966
This.

>>33631957
Femanons are cute and silly

+100 kg muscular man bouncing on it

>>33631972
That's not what they mean. They want ATTRACTIVE good men. But they never say the attractive part out loud because they want to seem less shallow than men.

First for femanon rage (in my pants)

>>33631972
lol

>>33631969
Fuck you, Esteban.

men, how far would you go with a woman that looked like this? fuck? date? marry with the purpose of procreation?

women, what's your opinion on women that look like this?

>>33631977
her regularly complaining about the lack of good guys is a red flag because it tells you more about her and her priorities than about the dating market.

>>33631977
good already contains being attractive

>>33631957
Femanon saved my life

>>33631982
If I was really drunk and hadn't gotten some in months I would, but only if none of my friends could find out about it.

>>33631982
Did you just post yourself anon

>>33631981
I regret being mean to you but I have no qualms about the quality of my estebantz.

What do you think about the term dating market?

>>33631977
Then why match, respond to my opener, and exchange socials with me if she didn't think I was attractive?

>>33631982
No

>>33631990
That's a man posting with one hand, I assure you.

>>33631997
Your personality is ugly.

>>33631997
Boredom.

>>33631990
No, that anon (im assuming male) makes posts like this all the time with different chubby women

>>33631957
I value everybody here, and don't regret interacting with any of you. Including the femanons.

>>33631982
I genuinely think shit like this is so sad. Like you know she doesn't like the way she looks and tries to dress herself up to look cute but she is also aware that it doesn't matter or look right. I genuinely wish we could just help every fat person not be fat anymore. happiness/satisfaction rates would skyrocket.

>>33631982
Can’t load the image but from the thumbnail
Eh, would

>>33632003
Kinda seems like you are projecting

>>33631958
Its okay, i forgive you

>>33632006
this, he thinks he's triggering the femanons if the anons say she's too ugly to date
he also posts the pretty girls and calling them mid

>>33631958
Kek

i can't believe some males had sex here but sometimes it's hard to not believe it

>>33631982
>women, what's your opinion on women that look like this?
I respect them as human beings, but I find them gross. It takes conscious effort to get that fat.

>>33631996
>What do you think about the term dating market?
It should instead be called a fish market, because it stinks.

>>33631994
>my estebantz
That's actually pretty funny. I forgive you, even though you got really fat.

I love flat girls and they should love themselves too because they're perfect the way they are

>>33631958
Dios mio

>>33631957
I tried. Not sure if it means much >>33631967

>>33632011
>girl is interested in you up until she actually interacts with you
>no it can't be my personality, you are projecting
thanks for proving my point

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33632019
What

>>33632021
are you the cute and silly anon

>>33631982
I'd let her blow me.

>>33632021
Wish women would make posts like this about dicklets :\

>>33631996
It's way over bought.

>>33632021
*gets implants*

>>33632025
I didnt do anything ugly though. I talked to her about deathcore and then said she should add me so we can swap playlists

>>33632021
Same, I want to slap them

>>33632026
While you're in school.
O-oh. You didn't do that?
Uh oh...

>>33632034
>deathcore
>didn't do anything ugly

>>33632035
what about the ones who are not flat

>>33631982
>fuck?
fat
>date?
fat
>marry
fat

she needs to lose weight. just look at those knees

>>33632037
LOL

>>33631935
True, it would be even better if women weren't allowed to work and immigrants had to go back.

>>33632038
Still do but a bit less

>>33632019
did you not see the selfies that got posted, atoga men could definitely pull

>>33632044
are you afraid that your hand would bounce and slap you back?

>>33631957
I love my atoga gf

>>33632019
I had sex with three different femanons lol

>>33632037
old deathcore is great when it's not vocal olympic circlejerking but now you are strawmanning me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_02agUduoyM

>>33631957
Sometimes the only good thing about life is women

>>33632040
just image how tight her pussy must be tho

>>33632045
no and i will refuse to look at anything that looks real
>>33632048
make a tierlist

>>33632046
I think I would like that more

>>33631958
He would have made a great comedian

Women, do you care about men?

>>33631935
M, nah, my job is chill, and if I had too much money I'd probably piss it all away
>>33631982
Marry if I liked her
>>33631996
Autistic
>>33632009
>genuinely wish we could just help every fat person not be fat anymore.
What are you going to do, blow up America

>>33632033
that's ok you still deserve love but you are already perfect
>>33632035
but anon that's the opposite of loving them
>>33632028
um idk

>>33632048
Believable and not a larp

>>33632043
It really would.

I don't think we could ever go back to the 50s economy even if no women or immigrants worked, but it would be a massive step up.

>>33632031
sorry friend

>>33632019
Sex isn't hard to get, commitment is.
Anons refuse to ask out women.

>>33632053
>no and i will refuse to look at anything that looks real
??

>>33632019
Plenty of us are turbovirgins
>>33632045
Doesn't matter if their personalities are shit

>>33632060
E-sex is real sex, chud

>>33632065
Women are scary and what if she says yes

>>33632061
Yeah you're right, the only industry that survived was basically the US, but it would be a massive step up, birthrates would skyrocket, houses would be affordable to people working at mcdonalds again.

>>33631957
Some are really cool and fun to talk to. Others...
>>33632049
I laughed at first but this is actually good
>it's not vocal olympic circlejerking
This is why I hate the genre

>>33632052
fat pussy is not tight

>>33632070
Sexo

>>33632075
smol dick energy

>>33632068
I mean if that’s the case then 3 is nothing

>>33632070
The one time I was bold enough to ask a stranger out on a date, she said yes. I got her number and then never reached back out to her.

>>33631982
Too much weight for me but I will say her face is cute

>>33632072
>houses would be affordable to people working at mcdonalds again
No it wouldn't. Don't be a retard.

I've had sex with every single femanon here. Yes, including (You)

>>33632081
just imagine her full weight bouncing on it, I bet it feels awesome.

male anons talking as if they really had believable sex really makes me feel

>>33632077
I unironically have the biggest dick in atoga, go away

I am like 99% sure my bf threw out the necklace my ex got me. When I asked he got really pissed and offended but where the fuck is the necklace then? What would you guys do

>>33632067
have you talked to any of them?

>>33632082
I'm not 1 in 4 people in the US are immigrants imagine if they disappeared, hot many cars and houses would be empty

>>33632068
I've had e sex with one fembot later virgins

>>33632090
why would you keep shit from your ex?
that's absurdly disrespectful. You don't deserve a bf.

>>33632080
Would have done the same

>>33632088
I have had real sex, yes. My favourite part was feeling my dick stretching them as I push in
I’d usually lose interest after that tho

>>33632083
I have had sex with four people. The fact that you are literate disqualifies you as one of them. The fact that you use technology disqualifies you as another.

>One time i joined a language class
>A girl came up to me, handed me her phone and told me to put in my number
>I just thought i made a friend and never pursued her
Women this is what you get for convincing men that out we are abundant and low value

>>33632088
Feel what?????????

>>33632086
By all means anon find out for yourself

>>33632091
NTA but one seemed like a huge nerd (not meant as an insult) and the other seemed a bit depressive/unstable.

>>33632095
>dude throw out a gold gemstone necklace worth hundreds of dollars cuz uhhhhh... YOU GOTTA OK!
no?

>>33632095
It's probably expensive or holds sentimental value outside of her relationship with her ex.

This guy in my country who was on the run for 4 years with his 3 kids was shot and killed by police today, lot of rumors circulating about his daughter having had a child by him while she was kidnapped. Some lunatics are trying to make him into a folk hero for defying the government.

>>33632101
don't worry

>>33632105
why did you break out with your ex?

>>33632100
Anon.. I don't think that is the problem

>tfw you will never lay with a femanon
why live

>>33632110
Just wasn't good enough for me and after 9 years I knew he was never changing. And we were stagnating each other. I just wanted to leave

>>33632112
I will marry a femanon

>>33632116
Which one? Or have you ranked them?

why do girls dig me being a retard so much.

every girl ive hit it off with has called me autistic at one point.

girls can you answer.

>>33632118
It's top secret

>>33632111
?

how am i supposed to see male anons are non threatening if they can have sex irl

Why does this fag sound like a South Park character?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757205805076222.mp4

>>33632123
I'll swear a vow of celibacy if it makes you feel better, okay?

>>33632123
What do you mean by this?

>>33632123
Why are you threatened

>>33632088
This place is full of normies
>>33632091
Talked to who? The anons here?
>>33632104
>a bit

>>33632123
I can’t fuck irl due to my mental illnesses

Why do femanons want dick so much

I burnt the shit out of my quesadillas. Fuck.

>>33632124
Her stage name is Shrooms Q btw.

>>33632123
I'm a turbo virgin, like qt said

>>33632128
those specific posters, did you talk to them?

Women, opinions on that mp4?

>>33632132
Can you fuck off back to gif you fucking cuckold faggot

>>33632128
>a bit
Maybe I don't remember. Was it bad?

>>33632130
Do they? I dont think they do.

>>33632135
She's a porn star.
Every 'man on the street' interview in current year is just a planned bit. Nothing is genuine anymore.

>>33632131
Anon... You gotta remember, medium-low heat. Just like for a grilled cheese.

>>33632134
Which specific posters lol? The other selfie posters? Yeah some of them
>>33632137
I was playing, but some of us are very depressed/unstable. I mean I'm bipolar myself

>>33632140
yeah, but how do you feel when watch that kind of stuff?
jealous? disgusted? horny?

>>33632141
I put it on lik a 6 to heat up the oil and then lowered it to a 4. What was I thinking....
I'm still going to eat it because it's 8oz of chicken

Women how did you react when you saw a man cry?

>>33632125
thanks, we can be sibilings in arms

>>33632100
Yeah I mean, same here. It is what it is.

Femanons, I hiked Mt. Whitney last year. My name is forever written on the registry that they have at the summit. Do you love me?

why do people on 4chan use the word ick so much. people on twitter and tiktok and whatever said it as a buzzword for like 6 months a couple years ago but it never left this site vernacular, even across multiple boards.

>>33632132
I thought she looked familiar

>>33632098
>femanon has a thing for illiterate bushmen
brb, going to the jungle to beg an uncontacted tribe to let me join

>>33632146
>oil
Pardon me anon but what the fuck?!

>>33632151
Its the same as annoying white people using "woke" more than black people

>>33632140
Why does he sound so weird though?

>>33632120
Men being retarded is nonthreatening. Except when it's planned obsolescence.

>>33632151
we are genuinely old, brutha
millenials only remember a few funny dumb zoomer slang words like skibidi, bussin, and rizz

>>33632118
I have a femanon ranking but idk if you can handle not being on it

>>33632100
Fakecel

>>33632130
>Why do femanons want dick so much
It's the third best thing about men.

>>33632135
>Women, opinions on that mp4?
Gross, but good for her if that's what she's into.

>>33632147
>Women how did you react when you saw a man cry?
"That's rough, buddy." I don't really know how to console people when they cry, but I don't judge them for doing it either.

>>33632098
Heyy, snowbunny ;)

>>33631958
Kek lmfao

>>33632156
Same as why he paid a porn star to do a bit with him for tiktok. It gets people like you to repost it and boost his 'brand'.

>>33632154
I've been pan frying my quesadillas in olive oil lately. I did an egg and cheese quesadilla yesterday without burning it, and the tortilla turned out really flakey and it tasted so damn good. I thought I could rush the process tonight...

What are you going to do about my Massive Melanated Member?

>>33632147
>Women how did you react when you saw a man cry?
I held him

why do femanons refuse to answer this >>33632056

>>33632161
>"That's rough, buddy." I don't really know how to console people when they cry
Autism?

>>33632161
Are balls 2nd or 4th?

>>33632161
>Gross
Because he's black?

>>33631982
>Obese
>Tattoos
>Piercings
>Revealing outfit
>Posing for social media
Each of those is a dealbreaker on its own

>>33632147
I go into cold handling a crisis mode like when my dog was attacked one time. Men utilize it on purpose, too, to try and get out of an argument by engaging our caretaker instincts. I am wise to male tears. I treat them as the threat they are.

>>33632178
Bro, get some treatment for that OCD.

>>33632169
You have to keep in mind the lower smoke point, and maybe try adding the oil later, right before the tortilla goes in, or just using butter.

>>33632151
Chill bro the chat is full of uncs

>>33632124
It's porn, and comedy porn on top of that. I actually know that porn star because she likes starring in social media stunts and shit like that, I forget the last time a video of her made it into the news, I don't remember what it was about. Something where she was telling "men" something. Anyway, cool girl, i like her abs.

>>33632056
I care about him

>>33632159
Lets hear it

>>33632186
Yeah, I found out the hard way....

>>33632142
so you were one of the selfie posters... interesting

just woke up from three hour nap

>>33631957
No, I dont feel like saying niceties to anyone

>>33632198
I'm sorry to hear that.

ladies (some of you), do you know that the reason some of us don't ask you out after we flirt with you is because while you're hot we don't care to date an exhibitionist rocking skin tight leggings and a low cut stretch top, we prefer attractive women who are modest

>>33632183
not even worth a fuck?
are you gay?

>>33632201
wha- why :(

>>33632203
Not a woman, but you shouldn't be flirting with sluts regardless, retard

Women are special angels, magnificent creatures, beings of pure goodness and grace and beauty and love.

>>33632204
Sex outside of marriage is degenerate

>>33632056
>Women, do you care about men?
Yes, but I can't talk about it on here because people assume it's performative.

>>33632179
>Autism?
Yes

>>33632180
>Are balls 2nd or 4th?
They're tied for 3rd, especially if I get to use them as a mini speedbag while humming the Rocky theme song. 1st is humor, because guys can be really funny. 2nd is their eagerness to do dumb/dangerous shit just because. It's what has driven humanity forward, because some crazy ass hominid was crazy enough to bang two rocks together.

>>33632182
>Because he's black?
Yes, but also his lisp.

>>33631950
yeah sure. how do i help out some foreign single mom who works with me without getting involved with her?

>>33632191
I used to watch Moistcritical pretty frequently, but now I can't stand seeing his face.

>>33632212
small peepee energy, you just are too insecure you can't satisfy her.

>>33632208
no shit dude, it just happens

>>33632203
I don't wear stuff like that unless I am exercising or running to the store quickly right afterwards. If you bother me doing that you are a hindrance

>>33631982
I'd feel too sad to even get it up.

>>33632213
>but also his lisp.
I figured he was trying to sound retarded, but you might be right.

>>33632213
>Balls
>They're tied for 3rd, especially if I get to use them as a mini speedbag while humming the Rocky theme song
Boy, do I know the anon for (You).

>>33632195
;p
>>33632198
How was it <3
I've been up for 45 hours
>>33632203
>we prefer women who are modest
Speak for yourself lol

>>33632221
i wouldn't

honestly i feel like i leave a lot of girls hanging because they go as far as asking for my number while acting all cute and stuff but i move real slow and if they're not highly reciprocal i'll just assume they lost interest and delete their number

TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
ENGLAND, ENGLAND
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
ENGLAND ALL THE WAY

To women
It's May 1st 2014. You're the next door neighbor of Elliot Rodger.
You see the future. In three weeks he will go on a killing spree.
The only way you can prevent this is by becoming friends with benefits with him so that he'll no longer have incel rage.
What do you do?

>>33632228
You sound like you have a brain injury

I think women with eye bags look really cute

>>33632070
I unironically think that would be the scariest part.

>>33632238
Based
>>33632230
It's 4am Craig, pipe down ya bellend

>>33632223
low T

>>33632237
i played contact sports and am not a faggot, so yea

>>33632213
Why do you hate black men when you are blatina?

>>33632193
>A Tier
JH, Korrasami
>B Tier
4'10" femanon, anon :3
>C Tier
Myao
>D Tier
BlueValkyrie, Kittenposter
>F Tier
Mabel

>>33632245
She's made for Big White Pussy

Any John McCain fanatics in the chat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4LzHcM_rho

>>33632243
My ex pot dealer had one too and also thought he was hot shit. He'd act like a wannabe jack sparrow flirting with me all the time and I'd have to harold smile at him like give me the pot you fucking loser. Hope life gets better for you and you don't have to flirt with fat girls at kroger

>>33632248
You rank them by how coomery they are.

>>33632251
God Bless the tumor that took him out.

I have a stuffy nose and I can't taste my chicken burger TwT

>>33632254
No I rank them by how much they engage with the thread
Myao was lower but she at least tries to answer questions now and the orbiters have backed off a bit

>>33632233
Tell him to date white girls that are into mixed Asians like him and also force him to go see a psychiatrist even involuntarily, it was his parents fault

>>33632090
I'd probably dump him, but him a guy, and i never had a girlfriend, and im also way too much resentfull of small things

>>33632248
>myao
>c tier
Disagree

>>33632233
Wasting a photo of Iris on a worthless question. Shame on you

I know it's relative, but is 2 months a long time without contact? A lot could happen, but is it likely to happen in that time frame?

>>33632264
>him
I am*
probably a bit dislexic too

>>33632090
>>33632105
>>33632106
is this the secret strat to keeping your ex as your side piece? some expensive jewelry?

>>33632268
Would you be FWBs with Iris?

>>33632248
>Korrasami

>>33632279
No she's a fucking psycho

>>33632251
>James@War
That's a name I haven't heard in a while.

This is the first youtube video i ever watched https://youtu.be/ZOkF0McZKIw?

>>33632213
>but I can't talk about it on here because people assume it's performative.
But the opposite makes us sad and angsty

>>33632226
>How was it <3
full disclosure, i was really fuckin sweaty and drooling and shit... but i feel refreshed now so it was worth it
>I've been up for 45 hours
augh that's awful i hope you can get some rest soon, last week i was barely getting three hours a night but i managed to recoup most of my energy over the weekend. what's been keeping you up?

>>33632157
not him, but to me it just sonds i am being taken advantage off.

>>33632261
>No I rank them by how much they engage with the thread
Based if true.

Women, what's the spiciest pepper you like?

>>33632245
>Why do you hate black men when you are blatina?
I have a very low opinion of most black men and also don't find them attractive.

>>33632249
>She's made for Big White Pussy
Hapa pussy

>>33632251
>Any John McCain fanatics in the chat?
If he didn't pick Sarah Palin as his running mate, Trump would have never become president.

>>33632286
>But the opposite makes us sad and angsty
I'm sorry you feel that way. I would just prefer to avoid the onslaught of mean and self-deprecating replies.

>>33632290
that's kinda her thing...

>>33632286
do you really need some random lesbian pretending to care about you, is that really gonna help you feel better

>>33632278
Huh? I dumped him and upgraded. Last time I saw my ex I thought he smelled like wet dog. I just loved that necklace bro

>>33632257
You have covid-induced GRID

>>33632161
what does it happen when fire and water go together?

>>33632253
did you miss the part where i'm highly reciprocal? i wouldn't force that on someone

but i did meet a cute 16 y.o girl with giant tits at kroger once and we fooled around

>>33632293
Did you ever play the witcher?

>>33632292
habaneros maybe but serranos are the goat

How do I overcome this curse, this sickness, this unholy love for white women?

>>33632307
Accept that you weren't born white and that is ok
But wanting us isn't something you should cure, our libido wants what it wants, just don't make constant self deprecating racial jokes. Please God.

>>33632292
Like eating raw? Sweet ones. In sauces for capsaicin delivery? Maybe a good smokey chipotle, or ghost pepper.

>>33632238
thanks

>>33632307
Stop watching porn

>>33632307
>How do I overcome this curse, this sickness, this unholy love for white women?
For me, I was into white women because I was insecure. And I coped with that by seeking mutual fetishization.

>>33632292
>Women, what's the spiciest pepper you like?
Trinidadian Scorpions are really tasty. Carolina Reapers and Ghost Peppers are just heat, no flavor.

>>33632302
>what does it happen when fire and water go together?
Wdym?

>>33632304
>Did you ever play the witcher?
I played all 3 of them. Why?

>>33632307
>How do I overcome this curse, this sickness, this unholy love for white women?
Actually talk to them. That love will go away real fast.

>>33632299
no it's just allergy season for me

>>33632293
>The only 2 black atoga women dont want black men
>Ofc none of the white or asian women want us either
Grim

>>33632307
what's stopping you from dating one?

>>33632310
Are bbc jokes self depreciating?

>>33632289
>what's been keeping you up?
I was at a party last night and had work today, and now gayming lol nothing special lol
Glad your nap was refreshing!

>>33632317
Is the first one worth playing in 2025? I only hear people talk about 2 and 3.
Also, Yennifer or Triss?

>>33632130
at this point i just want to be loved. liked, even

>>33632321
You are talking to a mentally ill lesbian on 4chan tbf

>>33632321
saying you like black dudes on the internet usually doesn't end well, sorry bro

I miss my egf
>inb4 edating doesn't count
fuck you it was read for me

>>33632331
I like black dudes, NTA

>>33632321
There's a goth snowbunny who sometimes posts.

So a coworker asked me when I was going to her home and fixed it by asking instead when were we going out instead, next week she gave me her number, but then on monday, i cant quite tell if it was this monday that passed or the previous, she used weather as an excuse to drop out. fine by me, this is all coming up too fast for my taste anyway, im thinking she dropped out because she herself realized it wasn't a good idea.
Should i tell her anything at all or pretend this didn't happen?

i'm only into white men

Holy shit guys we’re so fucking lame. /GIOYC/ has a fucking kino thread image but for the last week /atoga/ has had actual doodoo dog shit for thread images.

State Gender
Why are their bakers so much better than ours?

>>33632324
Kind of. Referring to your race at all will make your white gf/fwb uncomfortable.

>>33632307
Watch the Malcolm X documentary, i thought it was a fun watch
>fuck the white man's world, his streets, his money, don't touch the white man's women, his pork, his swine

>>33632339
M
Holy shit bro, don’t call my Gioyc baking kino

>>33632333
i do too

will girls in their late 20's/early 30's still dress in scantily outfits for their boyfriends/husbands?

>>33632345
Very cool but we are both men

>>33632325
thanks! what are you playing?

>>33632344
It’s way better than the slop we get served here.

>>33632346
I'm 31 and only recently started dressing more slutty. I was a scaredy mouse my whole 20's. My bf loves it. I like heels and those bralette tops

>>33632349
I used to make Atoga threads too before the faggy OPs had a war over it

>>33632339
it's over.

>>33632312
>>33632317
>>33632305
>habaneros
>ghost pepper
>Trinidadian Scorpions are really tasty
I've been working my way up the Scoville scale this year, and chocolate habeneros are next on the list.

>>33632355
Trinidad mentioned :O

>>33632339
M
Then WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE THEM, RETARD, QUIT BEING A CHICKENSHIT PUSSY AND JUST MAKE THE FUCKING THREAD SO I DON'T HAVE TO EVERY TIME

>>33632330
They're both bi. Are you the cbt guy btw?

I want a romantic relationship with a femanon

foids are so stupid i hate them so much

I took a vow to never open 4chan on my pc again so I can’t make atogas

woman hating moids give off microdick energy

>>33632363
rude

>>33632366
What? Bitches love ihatewomen

>>33632355
Nice. Also you can use alkaline water to extinguish between as a palate cleanse.

>>33632363
>foids are so stupid i hate them so much
https://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98?

>>33632321
>Grim
Technically, we're mixed. It was made very clear to me early on that I was not accepted by the black community.

>>33632328
>Is the first one worth playing in 2025?
It's a bit wonky, but the story is still good and it can be fun for a playthrough. Personally, I would wait for the remake they have planned from Fool's Theory.
>Also, Yennifer or Triss?
Yennefer, and it isn't close. I fell down the mean goth pipeline with Morrigan in Dragon Age, Miranda in ME2, and Yen. But I also read the books and hate Triss.

>>33632346
>will girls in their late 20's/early 30's still dress in scantily outfits for their boyfriends/husbands?
I already do it for myself. If my partner asked, well, that's just more justification.

>>33632363
i know..

>>33632371
Sometimes I wish that was true.

>>33632357
>SO I DON'T HAVE TO EVERY TIME
You don't have to. I was going to make it when the old thread reached Page 10. You're the one who decided that you can't wait until Page 10.

I miss him so much I need to kiss him it’s you it’s you it’s all for you everything I do itll you all the time heaven is a place on earth with you tell me all the things you wanna do I heard that you like the bad girls honey is that true it’s better than I ever even knew they say that the world was built for two only worth living if somebody is loving you and baby now you do

>>33632380
Gay larp

>>33632351
Nice, thank you.
I actually just meant sexy outfits in private, but this works too.

>>33632382
WE WERE AT IMAGE LIMIT
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>>33632383
Gayer larp

>>33632382
The page 10 shit is arbitrary retardation, just monitor activity and make a new one from there

>>33632378
>I already do it for myself. If my partner asked, well, that's just more justification.
woaw.
what kind of outfits?

>>33632388
Why

Is picrel sociologically sustainable?

>>33632339
f, i used to try to be like "guys dont make it im gonna do a cute one" and some jerk would snipe it to post a twitter screenshot every time

>>33632387
The old thread has still not hit Image Limit yet.
>but we were close
Being close is not the same as hitting it.

You're the one who decided that you always want to be premature.

>>33632393
Anon doesn't get to say "I HAVE TO DO IT EVERY TIME" if Anon doesn't wait to see what happens otherwise.

>>33632397
Cuz that will never be me, for anyone, ever

>>33632400
I appreciate your effort in cute OP images.

>>33632347
>>33632345

The industrial revolution has been a disaster for the human race.

>>33632403
This entire thing is your fault for enforcing fucking rules at all, dipshit

>>33632400
Based cuteposter. Women have access to sources of cuteness that men will never comprehend (Pinterest, Tumblr, etc).

Can anyone tell me the name of thigh piece and the hat please.

From the pic from the anon below
>>33631982

>>33632409
What rule am I enforcing by adjusting only my own behavior?

>>33632380
Just post your dick already

>>33632399
you're going to get raped in 7 days

>>33632415
The thread rules, that you made up

>>33632403
>The old thread has still not hit Image Limit yet.
BECAUSE PEOPLE STOPPED POSTING IN IT, RETARD
>You're the one who decided that you always want to be premature.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S TOO FUCKING LAZY TO JUST MAKE THE THREAD SO I DON'T HAVE TO

Now are we done here? Don't like it, make the new thread yourself, without pussyfooting around until it's at 150 images on page 10.

goodnight everyone

>>33632422
Sleep well

boys, why are girls so pretty. like dude. how are they even that pretty. like its mesmerizing.

>>33632415
nta. why do you do it? back when i used to try to call dibs on next OP you would completely ignore me and make your rule-OP anyway. why do they matter so much to you when you know nobody reads them or cares?

>>33632422
>first post in the thread is to say good night
Good night, retard

>>33632422
Goodnight!

>>33632238
They look horrible makes them look like grannies.

>>33632412
thigh piece is a garter and the hat is a hennin

>>33632433
no they don't they look cute

Lack of a uniting figure to spur conversation and general thread culture
At the moment, that is

>>33632404
Maybe one day

>>33632412
Garters, and the hat is just a princess cone hat.

>>33632420
>>33632426
I think you're confusing me with someone else, I'm not the FAQ OP. The FAQ OP is the one posting in ALL CAPS.

>>33632421
But you don't have to. Other people will make the threads. I know you want to feel important and needed, but you're deciding for yourself that you can't wait.

>>33632436
doctor, i know you're only dictating your observational notes behind the two way mirror, but you left the speaker on. we can still hear you...

>>33632439
>generic pointless platitude
No, it won’t. Take your good vibes elsewhere

/atoga/ wet t-shirt contest when???

>>33632425
Another post about Stacy

>>33632444
I don't want to see your floppy man boobs

>>33632394
>what kind of outfits?
Mostly stuff like swimwear, but we also go to raves and stuff and it's pretty normal to dress like this.

>>33632384
It isn't.
>>33632416
No. It's already in the archive once.

>>33632444
no i'm flat

>>33632443
I didn’t Think it would happen to me but it did even if it was just for a little

>>33632441
>The FAQ OP is the one posting in ALL CAPS.
Wrong, asshole. I copied and pasted it and made my own small tweak to it. Given your strange autism, you probably are him.
>Other people will make the threads.
Other people had not a single complaint about moving to a new thread. This is firmly and solely a YOU issue. Get a grip.

>>33632434
Thanks, I thought garters were just circular bands, would the connecting piece be called a strap?

>>33632442
Oops…I’d like that stricken from the record.

>>33632425
Yeah, but I'll never have a chance, so i try not to think about it

>>33632446
wtf how did you know I have floppy man boobs???

Is it just me or is South Park not that funny?
I tried watching it a few days ago for the first time and it wasn’t very funny to me

>>33632445
idk bro i feel as if the vast majority of women are pretty. theyre only not when they start surpassing the >35 BMI barrier.

>>33632451
Good for you

>>33632449
Even better

>>33632460
I'm looking at you through your window

who has the biggest pecs in atoga?

>>33632461
older stuff was better.
Matt and Trey just can't keep up with the modern internet age.

>>33632465
thanks...

What do women think of flat men?

>>33631958
I'd call you queef labia

>>33632474
Meaning what? Really thin?

>>33632348
Sonic Generations
>>33632358
>the cbt guy
Lol
>>33632447
I have never been to a rave where people dressed like that lol

>>33632449
>>33632021

>>33632440
Thanks mom!

Feels weird when a girl is nice to me
As if theres always an ulterior motive or she wants to make fun of me

>>33632474
i don't think about them

>>33632481
>Sonic Generations
aahhh i love gens!!! console or 3ds? or sxsg?

>>33632470
you will never get a pecjob.

Girls is it true that you will wear sexy halloween costumes and post sneak peeks on Halloween day?!

>>33632470
Latman/gymcreep

>>33632481
>Sonic Generations
I really should pick it back up to get 100% again. Did you play Shadow Generations?

>>33632487
God I'd hope it's not the 3DS version. :(

Femanons, how much gay porn do you consume?

>>33632488
true but i could combine our forces

Men... how would you react if you met your gfs friends and she was the UGLIEST girl in the group? Objectively

>>33632474
Love him flat

>>33631972
>The good guys arent tickling their pussy the way the jerks do
>The said good guys arent rich / attractive enough to warrant her not getting bored within 1 picosecond of their existence

Results in her hating her choice and blaming everything on him and divorce rape

>>33632494
no such thing everyone is an ugly tranny compared to my gf

Women what piece of fashion would you like to wear from way back.

>>33632481
>I have never been to a rave where people dressed like that lol
It's pretty normal at the raves and music festivals I've been to, especially EDM festivals.

>>33632487
Console
>>33632491
It's a very easy 100% desu, and a fun game
I played Shadow Generations briefly at a friends, it was pretty cool
SA2 still GOATed tho

>>33632493
combine... pecjobs?

>>33632498
Like say she is a 5'4 kinda chubby brown girl and they are all skinny blonde white girls, one tall, one a brunette, all prettier. Your gf is cute but they are hotter

I would pay for a hug right now

>>33632499
I want to bring ferronnières back.

>>33632455
im not sure if the strap part itself has a name, but the strap in combination with the loop or fabric its attached to (that goes around the waist) is called a garter belt. i think garter is an umbrella term that encompasses many styles??

>>33632504
bijob boobpecjob pecboobjob pecjobbob

>>33632505
You clear

>>33632485
Who do you think about

>>33632501
Oh EDM festivals I suppose, yeah
Didn't know you were into that lol, hope you had fun
>>33632494
I couldn't care less lol

>>33632494
Cool if her kind of ugly was captivating. I find generic pretty girls with clown makeup pretty boring to look at and not pretty.

>>33632503
>SA2 still GOATed tho
nta but while I do love sa2 I like heroes a bit more

>>33632503
I haven't gotten 100% in it since release in 2011. I remember Vector's music note mission being really hard. I think I got as far as Crisis City's missions this last time.
Shadow is really worth a full playthrough if you can get it on sale. Genuinely some of the best 3D Sonic.

>>33632490
Thanks for mentioning me :3

Yes i do have big chest but my arms could use some work

Face too but thats different issue

>>33632505
>brown girl
are you implying her being brown would make her less attractive? anyway I would still think the same

>>33632512
pecbooobjob

>>33632510
with boob and pec combined, to give the ultimate chestjob.

>>33632505
Bold of you to assume that I don't think 5'4" girls are really hot, that kinda chubby girls are really hot, and that brown girls are really hot.
NTA though.

>>33632494
F
This is going to be me

>>33632503
are you using any mods? unleashed project was pretty neat when it was still getting updates, not that it's needed anymore

>>33632515
Yeah SA2 is a better game imo but Heroes is a guilty pleasure and underrated
>>33632516
>Vector's music note mission being really hard
Lol yeah that one was bullshit and took me a few tries
Most of the other missions are piss easy to S rank though as it's just based on time. Still a fun game though. Now back to the brutally hard Crash 4...

Funny how that works

Men what would you do if a girls male friend was calling her ugly

>>33632525
These guys are lying to us so hard but I appreciate it

It really is a foreign concept to women that when we love you then all the other girls fade into grayscale and dim out, because only you are vibrant and shining as the most beautiful woman in the world.

>>33632494
If I'm dating an ugly girl it's probably for a really good reason, so it'll be okay. It'll just remind me of those reasons

>>33632494
If shes my gf, im boning her and shes attractive to me
At least i would hope so
Its irrelevant how good her female friends look like, and it might even be a positive thing.

>>33632515
I'd really like to learn to mod Heroes just to tweak it a tiny bit. I hate that it's so easy to die even when you know exactly what you're doing, but it punishes you so harshly for dying.

>>33632526
I think anon still has yet to play Unleashed Recomp iirc, but I have a question. Was Eggmanland ever ported through that?

>>33632508
Those don't seem to wild to not bring back at any moment.

>>33632531
i'd hope he's gay and say "that guy bangs man ass, he wouldn't know"

>>33632531
Laugh at him. He thinks she's hot but he thinks negging her is the only way he'll have a chance with her. He's such a loser.

>>33632531
I would tell him he's a cunt and to fuck off lol

>>33632531
Depends, but I’d probably call him a faggot and if I ever saw him again, make jokes about how he breaks mirrors when he looks into them

>>33632531
A girl im dating? Id ask him to apologize. But I'm not gonna fight anyone

>>33632532
I know. I don’t think they understand. If I ever have a boyfriend, hes going to meet my sisters and realize I’m the ugliest and then my friends and realize I’m the ugliest and then in public that I’m usually the ugliest girl in the room
But that’s a fantasy because I would have to find a boyfriend first

I think the girl who i approached in store seen that i have a pic with my niece and assumed i have kids or something

At least that's my cope for sudden lack of interest from her side

>>33632536
>learn to mod Heroes just to tweak it a tiny bit
Nta but PC version is very easily moddable, I did some simple hacks back in the day
>>33632526
Nah just vanilla
Unleashed project mad impressive tho

Women what would you do if your friends and family made fun of your bf for being a nerdy autist?

>>33632494
If she's my gf that means she's attractive to me. Her friends being more attractive wouldn't matter.
>>33632532
>>33632544
We're not lying.

>>33632536
>I'd really like to learn to mod Heroes just to tweak it a tiny bit. I hate that it's so easy to die even when you know exactly what you're doing, but it punishes you so harshly for dying.
true sometimes one tiny mistakes gets you fucked but to be honest the levels aren't that long so I just restart the whole level

>>33632533
Yep.

>>33632549
They just want more attention, they’re fakecel whores

>>33632494
I wouldn't date a woman if I found her ugly (which is very rare unless she goes out of her way to make herself ugly), and if I wanted to keep going out with her, it's because I'm interested in her as a person.
She already passed the check for looks, and the personal connection can't be replicated, so there is less than nothing her friends could offer over her.

>>33632538
>>33632539
What if he’s married?

>>33632555
>married scumbags never try to get something going with another woman
Ha ha, oh wow.

>>33632537
The hard part is picking one.

>>33632509
Oh, yeah I suppose you're right.

>>33632492
i have nowhere to say this but i never consume real porn but one time i saw one guy giving a blowjob to another guy and he was very pretty and skillfull it was also pov and i felt super envious of having nothing
stuff like that

>>33632531
> girls male friend
lol

How can I become wider? I'm already 6'4 and have broad shoulders but I want to take up the most space in a room

Tfw no girl who looks like Chel from El Dorado to cuddle up to me real close rn with her curvalicious body

Frick

>>33632531
If she's my gf, I'd tell him to fuck off and if he doesn't, I'd make him fuck off, and then I'd ask her to stop being friends with him.
If it's just a girl I know, I'd just tell him to chill out, leave her alone.

>>33632494
Objectively? Like you're 300 pounds or something?

>>33632527
Yeah, I'm sure it's not so bad. There hasn't been any challenge in any Sonic game I was completely unable to do since Advance 2 (I CANNOT beat that game no matter how hard I try).
>>33632547
I forgot there was a PC version! All I want is for it to keep your score and at least some of your character levels if you die. It ruins the flow of a stage if you clip through a rail and then get a guaranteed E rank.

>>33632550
Idk what it is I do wrong then. They feel quite long to me.

>>33632563
Rows and deadlifts
Dont talk to me until you can pull 6 plates

Completed Day 1 of No Porn.
Masturbated in the morning without it, but otherwise fine.

boys just letting you know you should get into skincare.

moisturizer, and tretinoin. literal godsend.

>>33632548
Get mad and talk up how he treats me nicely and maybe throw a barb in about their shithouse relationship. The most I will do is joke about him liking football or project zomboid too much actual mocking isn't ok. He jokes about me too does a fake whine and keks

>>33632569
>Idk what it is I do wrong then. They feel quite long to me.
well sometimes stuff like the light dash doesn't work and you end up dying or you accidentally get hit and fall to your death it's not really your fault, only the last two stages feel long to me

>>33632559
Because you like most or what.

>>33632575
F
Can’t use tretinoin because I’m allergic fuck my life

>>33632575
hmm ok could you tell me more?

>>33632575
I want expensive video games.

>>33632563
Bloatmaxx then take up all of the space

>>33632575
What if I already am? Would you be all over me?

>>33632536
>Was Eggmanland ever ported through that?
nope but all other day stages are in, i think there are other mods that add eggmanland though
were you the anon who was playing crossworlds? i only caught the last 6 hours of the playtest but it was fun enough that i ended up buying it

>>33632575
I use a tretinoin 0.025% cream but it doesn't do anything.

I'm dying over here, my skin is trying to ruin my life, I need a skincare gf to save me.

>>33632585
been using it for a week. soaped my face too much yesterday. spammed moisturizer instead yesterday.

the female attention, and even male attention is insane. girls straight up smiling at me.

obv i wasnt starting out from wrinkles, just a little bit photoaged from smoking, vices, etc. but the difference it makes it massive.

>but youre schizo!
no am not. whatever im just using my example as how it is useful. your mileage can and will vary but its only beneficial.

>>33632583
my condolences

>>33632563
You mean you wanna look like a bodybuilder, or you want to be Mr. 6x6?
If the former, you need to eat a shitload of protein and lift every day, or at least several days a week. Minimum 2500 calories, and at least a third of that needs to come from protein (200+ grams of protein per day).
If the latter, just eat a shitload of whatever. Eat until you feel sick, every time you eat. Do that 2-3 times per day at least.
Either way, it's going to take a couple of years probably. It's easier for short people to change their weight/build. It's harder for tall people.

>>33632588
she's be sliding like a penguin over your freshly moisturized skin

>>33632586
games these days are all shit why would you want to spend money on them?

>>33632548
They already make fun of me for being a nerdy autist so I suppose I'd just do something to shift the attention onto me instead

fujo gf that writes gay smut about you, yay or nay?

>>33632593
what moisturizer would you recommend? are there more than one kind? I really don't know anything about this stuff but I have been getting a bit self conscious about my skin lately

>>33632586
how can you be too poor to afford video games.

i mean like a car is 1000x more expensive. like how do you afford that if you cant afford video games.

>but i come from poverty!
so did i. less than nothing poverty. if youre american, its not hard to make it if you want to work hard and smart.

>>33632489
That's nasty asf. I know a few normalfags that will look at that during work hours when halloween comes around

>>33632599
not all of them! pls buy stranger than heaven...

Women could you talk to each other more here. I want to spy and learn more about women's secret behavior.

>>33632601
Sure

feeding protein to my imaginary bf like he's a bird

>>33632608
I hope you don't mean baby bird.

>>33632605
but I haven't played yakuza before and if I do I have to start with the first one (because autism)

I want to kill myself because this feeling never ends, the pointless dull malaise where nothing ever happens and nothing matters

>>33632608
Wanna make it a reality, babe?

>>33632589
Yes! I bought it quite some time ago because I'm a real Sega Sucker who will buy anything they put out with Sonic on the cover. The full $100 release because I am a paypig. Game seems like it's going to be a blast though.

>>33632599
Why does it need to be modern games? Perhaps anon wants to buy one retro game.

>>33632603
hire me

>>33632606
i reply casually and when another femanon laughs at my fetishes because she hurts my fragile feelings

>>33632608
Or a Ferengi.

>tfw no small ears gf who chews my food for me out of respect for my big wallet
Why live?

>>33632575
My skin is smooth, i'm just insane

>>33632599
I was talking about old games anon, any of the new games I collect are mostly from my favorite companies.

>>33632617
>Why does it need to be modern games? Perhaps anon wants to buy one retro game.
if so then based but lets be honest what are the chances that he's talking about retro games?

>>33632603
I dont have a car, I don't have a bed

>>33632617
NTA but that game cannot be worth 2,000 + tip

I wish he loved me

>>33632631
Make your Best Offer then.

>>33632603
I dont have a car or bed, or modern tv. I just want my favorite things in life.

>>33632632
"he" sounds like a pussy
i WILL love you

>>33632634
>I don't have a bed
P R I O R I T I E S

>>33632626
oh in that case that's very based!

>>33632632
he's no good for you, toots!
you need to marry that nice boy down the street, his dad owns the textiles factory in town.

>>33632604
Why is it nasty? May you should too.

>>33632637
beds are for the weak

>>33632601
Absolutely not.

>>33632608
Feeding my imaginary gf some protein after she feeds me

>>33632563
>How can I become wider?
Big delts, big traps, and big lats.
https://youtu.be/8t_BkXF3XBc

>>33632606
>Women could you talk to each other more here. I want to spy and learn more about women's secret behavior.
Most women here don't want to talk to me, I'm afraid.

>>33632550
>the levels aren't that long
*looks at Team Dark*
But yeah they're not that bad. Score system in Heroes is broken though, speedrunning sites like TSC don't have score charts for Heroes lol
>>33632569
Yeah I adore Advance 2 but it's a slog to 100%. It's kind of bullshit how you have to get the chaos emeralds with all 5 characters, and the SP ring system and special stages themselves are a ballache
>keep your score and at least some of your character levels if you die
Someone else had the same idea lol https://gamebanana.com/requests/57369 I imagine it would be fairly straightforward if you can just identify and remove the code that resets the score/levels upon dying
>They feel quite long to me
They are long lol. Probably the only similarly long levels in a Sonic game are the werehog stages in Unleashed
>>33632603
There's more to life than making a lot of money lol
>>33632626
Collecting games is based but what does that have to do with skincare lol
>>33632637
Tbf I didn't have a bed for like half a year, it took me a while to get used to sleeping in one again lol

>>33632620
Its okay she is just being like a rugular friend isn't what they do.

>>33632631
It's not. I love it but it's not.

>>33632646
what will she do with those proteins?

>>33632620
>laughs at my fetishes
please share.
I enjoy hearing what femanons are into.

>>33632652
With luck, she will properly train to increase the mass of her glutes.

i want a boy in my bed who loves me and isn't so easily bothered by my restlessness. i want to roll over and over because i can't get too comfy, and every time i flip myself, he looks over a little amused with me. i want him to be warm and heavy so i can put my leg up on him when i'm on my belly and my arm up on him when i'm on my side, and sneak one under him too, and squeeze him when i'm reading and something exciting or scary happens, and if i do it enough he'd ask me what's going on, so i can tell him in a rushed and confusing way he won't understand, but he'll smile because i love to tell him, and i love to let him feel how i feel just by pressing into him and giving him my noises. he might see me the way i see a little puppy running around, and if he says it i'll act bothered, but i'll be warmed to know he does.

>>33632649
Forget 100%, I can't even see the credits with Sonic in Advance 2. The Sky Canyon boss is an absolute bitch for me and I always lose all but my last life to it in the boss rush, then get sniped by the final boss.
>They are long lol. Probably the only similarly long levels in a Sonic game are the werehog stages in Unleashed
My best run of Eggmanland so far just barely takes longer than my best run of Team Dark's Final Fortress. Shit is crazy.

>>33632608
If we're doing this then we're doing this the right way, from the beginning.

First of all you're going to build a nest on our bed.
Then I'm going to curl up into a ball.
Next you're going to carry me or roll me into our nest.
After that you're going to sit on me.
And you're going to keep sitting on me.
You won't stop sitting on me until I hatch out of my egg.
Now I'm your baby bird to do with as you please.

>>33632656
cute. didn't know there were still emotionally healthy girls around here

>>33632653
the planets have to align to make that possible

I want to prove everyone wrong I want to find love even though I’m ugly I want him to really like me and I want everyone to be shocked

>>33632656
I want this too, but it can't happen because women don't like men.

>>33632662
i will move the entire sky around for you

>>33632658
Wait that's the wrong image. 31 minutes is very far from my best time.

>>33632660
desire isn't proof of health you know

Thoughts on going on a date once a week?

>>33632659
i don't want it anymore

i mostly meant doing it by my hand but the other way could be ok too maybe

>>33632677
Sounds like a waste of time. You should find higher quality candidates

>>33632669
way better than what so many people are doing, which is trying to prove as hard as possible that they don't need, want, or respect anyone else in their life ever
where there's a will there's a way, it'll happen

>>33632632
But he is brown LOL!

>>33632613
>I do I have to start with the first one (because autism)
as you should, imagine starting with the 6th mainline entry in the series just because it's a prequel. if anything stranger than heaven might end up being the oldest prequel in the mainline series since it looks like one of the locations will be early showa era sotenbori
plus og yakuza 1 eng dub is camp and has mark hamill as majima, how could you not start with that if you had the opportunity to choose

>>33632617
>The full $100 release because I am a paypig
i kneel
i just bought the key on planetplay for $52 with the labor day sale lmao

>>33632666
sorry

>>33632677
M. You can go on dates once a day if you want, if it's just Hinge girls you're wasting your time and have to find better women, other anon is right
You can date 10000 women and it can go nowhere don't fool yourself into thinking effort is how you do romance, it can't be forced

>>33632578
Trying to figure out what looks good on me from a picture is hard.

>>33632656
NEED a gf to go mattress shopping with until we find just the right one for every possible horseplay.

>let's try this mattress
>okay, now flop onto me from a three foot drop
>no, that's not right
>let's try this one
>now spin me like you just yanked the blanket
>no, that's not right
>let's try this one
>right foot green, left hand red
>no, that's not right
>let's try this one

>>33632637
They are expensive.

>>33632677
With the same person? That sounds like a healthy relationship.
If it's with different people, that can get exhausting. You could maybe do it for a month or two but you'd get burned out quickly if you keep going like that.

>>33632656
Very heartwarming I want to give that to a woman.

>>33632606
I'm scared they hate me. Cept myao, so that's nice.

>>33632658
>Sky Canyon boss is an absolute bitch for me
Sounds like a skill issue ;P https://streamable.com/asc0vz
But yeah as a kid I struggled with that one so beat the game first as Cream lol
Yeah, Team Dark levels are bloody long lol

>>33632648
I think you should force them to be your besties.

Hi girls :)

why do ostensibly leftist women become nazi-tier social darwinists that harp on about genetics and bloodlines when the conversation turns to incels?

>>33632649
I rather spend money on games, i dont have enough money for vanity.

Is nice to see JH so happy and bubbly, legend of Korra is a shit show though

>>33632707
Because doing anything else would mean some amount of accountability might land at their feet, and if there's one thing women will do anything to avoid, it's accountability.

>>33632681
It's over for birdbois. Women will never appreciate us doing silly dances or gathering soft and shiny gewgaws for women's amusement.

>>33632701
See, Sonic gets hit by the hand but doesn't instantly die there. I swear I instantly die whenever I touch it, even if he's not doing the smack.

>>33632689
okay...
i understand...
do you want to talk about something else?

>>33632711
korraposter is JH?

>>33632719
I think so

>>33632704
hi

>>33632711
>legend of Korra is a shit show though
yes but water tribe pussy
i rest my case

>>33632719
No, Anon just has a shitty radar. Or he's intentionally trying to irritate them, like when we say Latinx instead of Latina.

>>33632707
heres what ive noticed in life:

even though the average person is a good person, they only live life from their perspective.

so people often choose to do the right thing, but they dont know about perspectives other than their own. so in your example, they see a post about incel claiming that islam is right and it should 1 man for 1 woman, and mandated at that and she sees what she knows from her perspective; a restriction on herself and the women she's come to know. that's evil. and what is mankind's natural reaction to when they encounter something they believe to be evil? to stop it. how do you stop something using the force of law? fascism, and government control.

>>33632711
>>33632719
>>33632720
She is not lmao

>>33632700
It seems most girls here are too scared to inteact with each other, thats a bit funny.

Must i be politically left-wing to attract a girlfriend?

>>33632715
Yeah I got lucky on that run, the instakill hand is bullshit lol, the boss is hard enough without it
Rest of the bosses though are easy imo
My best time on the first boss is 6 seconds lol

>>33632649
>But yeah they're not that bad. Score system in Heroes is broken though, speedrunning sites like TSC don't have score charts for Heroes lol
never really payed attention to the score ow is it broken?
also yeah the team dark levels were a bit long but I don't think I died that much
>>33632658
I still got to play the ps3 version of sonic unleashed, I played the wii version with a classic controller

I miss his small penis

>>33632730
Yeah I have no real issue with any other bosses, I just can't really learn the final boss when I have no lives or rings left and just die immediately.

>>33632731
Please play the recomp if you do want to play Unleashed HD, it's very nice.

>>33632707
They only support poor people and black people because better people than them spent 200 years trying to brainwash them into it, and finally succeeded.

Normies naturally look down on anyone below them unless they're taught that it's wrong.

>>33632726
also to add: something ive also noticed is that irregardless of intelligence level, humans often need some form of extensive trauma or straight up PTSD to be able to view perspectives other than their own. it requires a lot of disassociation to be able to relate to people from a third person perspective, and thats only something often something like PTSD can provide.

A girl is telling me she is horny in a chatroom and I don't know what to say... =(

Men, do you get insecure if you don’t hit the cervix?

>>33632740
she has a penis

>>33632714
>>33632717
birdbois seem ok
i should try sleeping harder
>>33632728
i'm generally suspicious about girls online like any other person

>>33632737
>Please play the recomp if you do want to play Unleashed HD, it's very nice.
oh that's right! i forgot someone did that!

>>33632736
a small penis appreciator? no way...

>>33632728
i like it when they start insulting each other, it reminds me that they're real people and not just virtue signaling phony caricatures
it's freaking 4chan, it's weird for people to never disagree

>>33632741
some women say that's very painful some other say it feels nice, women which one is it?

>>33632741
I dunno I haven't even got that far with anyone yet.

>>33632741
Yes

>>33632741
Nah nobody cares about the cervix
Sorry just being honest

>>33632745
Just his

>>33632743
Is because you were thought that girls dont exist online?

>>33632700
I've actually thought about why I never made a female friend on 4chan. It's a but weird. I don't think I'd hate the femanons, we must have some things in common, no?

>>33632748
I’m asking if it makes you feel small when you don’t hit it

>>33632757
oh I don't know I'm a virgin, how big does one have to be to hit it?

>>33632700
They do hate you cause you're a horrible person woman

>>33632741
I don't know if I hit it or not. I don't really think about it.

>>33632747
I never seen them fight.

>>33632763
What do you think about?

>>33632753
why did you like it? just because it was his?

My top 3 femanons:
Myao (very cool, fun to talk to)
BlueValkyrie (pretty cool too)
Korraposter (wants BRTSC (Big Real Time Strategy Cock)
>>33632741
Uh I'm not sure. I don't think the girls like it though. I've been asked to not go so deep or to not be so rough before. It probably just depends on the woman

>>33632754
i never thought that, but it's hard to explain
It's a weird feeling when you know that online a lot of people try to pass as your sex so it can make you a bit more distrusting, but sometimes it's kinda funny
like i knew of a guy once that wanted people to believe that he was a lesbian pornstar that also did professional boxing or something like that

i always believe it's a girl for sure when she makes fun of what i'm into though

>>33632766
I'm thinking I hope it feels good for her, trying to keep the rhythm steady, and thinking about what else I can do besides thrusting to make it feel good for both of us.

>>33632773
Does the thrusting feel good for you?

I want to snuggle him into me, tuck his hair behind his ear and kiss his neck. Breathe a heavy sigh. Run my hand over his chest and shoulder. Tease a lock of his hair between my fingers.

>>33632769
We need an /atoga/ RTS night or something.

>>33632755
Right? I try to talk about girly pop stuff but it doesn't get much response so..

Talk about something other than sex and video games

>>33632383
It is true...

>>33632768
Yes

State gender
What's an anime you've watched recently that you liked?

>>33632779
Okay

>>33632714
note how none of them are fat, short, and/or balding

>>33632779
no

>>33632782
>>33632784
No anime either
Something normal, PLEASE

My vagina hurts

>>33632779
Like the meaninglessness of the modern world?

>>33632776
That would be a ton of fun. I've got AOE1 & 2 DE, SC:R, SC2, Age of Mythology retold, and Command and Conquered Remastered (I'm not good at C&C)

u/This-Hamster4389, is this actually a chick or a lying femboy?

>>33632770
What are you into? =|

State gender
What's your favorite TCG?

>>33632785
Okay, okay

The only time I can rub one out is if I’m thinking about him but I’m worried I’m forgetting him

>>33632775
Male chest get so little attention, nothing makes you feel more like a man than a woman resting on your chest.

>>33632781
wow. how romantic! but also tragic.
why did you break up with your small dick guy?

>>33632791
Enough you FUCKING NERD

>>33632794
I didn’t he broke up with me

>>33632714
>If men flirted like birds
To be fair, most female birds are monogamous.

>>33632779
Should I buy this guitar case for when I start gigging again?

>>33632779
time and money make the whole world go round.
but sex and video games make it allllll worth it.

how tf do i make more girl friends if my faculty is a total dickfest, not to fuck them but to idk, do fun shit.
i'm thinking i might not be awful at talking to them, i just don't have any to talk to.

Girls would you be okay if we sleep in invidual beds?

>>33632799
what does the guitar look like?

>>33632788
I've got AoE2, Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, and Total War Shogun 2 (idek if that's multiplayer, I haven't tried it yet).

>>33632797
oh sorry.
why did HE break up with YOU?

>>33632615
I'm sorry you're feeling bad.

>>33632789
that's male. why are you wasting your time, though?
you're looking at some trans girl posting her/his chest on reddit when you could look at the femboys on /gif/ have handsfree orgasms. if you're gonna be questionably gay, raise your standards

>>33632792
I already forgot you so be my guess.

>>33632796
>adhere to her every command
>she gets mad anyways
Women

>>33632779
So. Did you guys eat today?

>>33632801
change your major to something girly like communications, psychology, or education

>>33632801
shouldn't have chosen a dickfest program

>>33632811
I had a grilled cheese that I nearly fucked up
I was shitposting on atoga and forgot to flip it, fortunately I put mayo on the outside so it wasn't burnt to a crisp, just a little darker than I prefer

>>33632801
You like music? Go to local events and literally just ask someone their name, make small talk for no more than 3 minutes, and then ask for their instagram and then the rest is all in your hands (or up to fate, not quite sure yet). I went to a club last week and I was floored when seeing just how easy it was for average looking dudes who weren't taller than like 5'8, getting people's instagrams. Gonna start doing this myself once I do stuff outside again

I wish women weren't so horny

>>33632805
He didn’t see a future with me

Women can our children be my religion?

LhA is too normal to be on here

i have this super weird fetish for balls being bigger than my own boobs but i don't have small boobs so i can't fantasize about it properly

>>33632819
I see you missed his public crashout not too long ago

>>33632808
how can you tell?

>>33632786
From...Use?

>>33632821
QRD?

Women why aren't you more curious about penises and the male body?

Why is every female poster a leftist?

>>33632791
f, yugioh i like madolche
>>33632818
well what is it

>>33632774
Yes, definitely, although other things like the intimacy, the little sounds and faces she makes, and getting to explore and see and touch all of her body are equally important to my enjoyment. And of course, if she clearly isn't enjoying it, it's hard for me to enjoy it either.

>>33632826
You never post your penises

>>33632803
Vintage, all original late 80s/early 90s BC Rich red irnbird with reverse headstock

>>33632826
i am but i'm also scared about
many things

>>33632825
He randomly went psycho on Johnny Bravo (the namefag not the cartoon character)

>>33632791
f, yugioh, but the new digimon tcg reboot is fun too

>>33632829
The one with the pope!